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Does this mean I have to sleep in the cupboard toolbox?

Until you became a real boy and the curse was lifted, you sadly had to sleep out there. =\
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It's back...and thank Ex for the helpful ideas along the way.

32. Elastic Powers

Movie: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

In 1973, Pennsylvanian spy Elastic Powers attempts to assassinate his nemesis, Dr. Sex, in his own nightclub (the Elastic Wasteband Canine Swingers Club). Dr. Sex escapes by launching himself in a space rocket disguised as a Bob's Big Boy statue, and cryogenically freezing himself. Elastic volunteers to be put into cryostasis to be revived when Dr. Sex returns.

Forty years later, in 2013, Dr. Sex returns with new plans for world domination, and discovers his henchman Letter X (Ex) has transformed Sex's empire into Eroticon, a multi-billion dollar enterprise. Though already wealthy, Dr. Sex proposes several plans to threaten the world for more money. However, he finds that each of them have already happened during his absence. He ultimately falls back on his old plan to steal nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage, and is advised to seek one hundred billion dollars. Later, he also discovers that henchwoman Dawn has used a sample of Evil's semen to artificially create his son, Jenkins Sex, now a Generation X teenager. Jenkins is resentful of his father, despite Dr. Sex's attempts to get closer to him through therapy.

Having learned of Dr. Sex's return, the Pennsylvania Ministry of Defense unfreezes Elastic, familiarizing him to the year 2013 with the help of agent Aya, the daughter of his sidekick in the 1970s, who has retired during Elastic's absence. Elastic quickly finds his free love credo of the 1970s to be out of touch with the 2010s, and is unable to ensnare Aya with his charms. Later, the two pose as a married couple in a Las Vegas hotel and meet Letter X's Italian secretary porn star, Misty Mundae (guest starring as herself). Elastic breaks into her penthouse suite for reconnaissance and fornicates with her. He discovers plans for Dr. Sex's "Project Erotica", which aims to drill a nuclear warhead into the Earth's molten core and trigger volcanic eruptions worldwide. Dr. Sex, learning that Elastic is back and on his trail, creates a series of seductive female pornstar robots (called Pornbots) to charm Elastic before killing him. Elastic apologizes to Aya for the affair with Misty and vows to only be with her.

Later, the couple infiltrates Dr. Sex’s headquarters, but is captured by his henchman, Random JCM Cameo. After Dr. Sex makes his demands to the world, he reveals that even after receiving the money he will still proceed with Project Erotica. He then places Elastic and Aya in a death trap that they easily escape from. Elastic sends Aya for help, while he eludes and destroys the pornbots by performing a striptease which arouses them so much that their heads explode. Aya returns with British forces. Elastic finds the doomsday device and deactivates it at the last moment. He finds Dr. Sex in the main chamber along with Misty Mundae who is holding Aya hostage, but Letter X appears and attempts to betray Dr. Sex, offering to make a deal with Elastic. Dr. Sex disposes of Letter X using the trap door leading to lava (although Letter X somehow survives) and escapes to his rocket, setting off the base's self-destruct system. Aya knocks Misty unconscious and escapes with Elastic as the lair explodes.

Elastic and Aya are later married, but during their honeymoon they are attacked by Random JCM Cameo. Elastic subdues the assassin and the couple adjourns to their balcony to have wild sex. Noticing a rather bright star, Elastic pulls out a telescope to discover that it is in fact Dr. Sex's cryogenic chamber in which he vows revenge.

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