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[Clappy]

Does this mean I have to sleep in the cupboard toolbox?

Until you became a real boy and the curse was lifted, you sadly had to sleep out there. =\

[Cha]

Awwww yeah a fairytale with Mitch. All of this installment is perfect and I just love this story in general. Nice job Clappy and thanks for another SBCinema that included me. :D

[Sauce Mama]

Sweet this one was great, Clappy!

[Clappy]

Sweet this one was great, Clappy!

It must have been great if you were ignoring your class to read it.

[Sauce Mama]

It must have been great if you were ignoring your class to read it.

Hahaha I only come on when I'm in Photo class because we never do anything in there.

[Cha]

Hahaha I only come on when I'm in Photo class because we never do anything in there.

That's how my yearbook class use to go sometimes.

[Webizoid]

Oh my god, Sauce! You're Idina Menzel!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Great installment Claps!

[Vanellope]

great work, Claps

[Cha]

I don't know if there's already been one, but I would love to see a Aladdin addition of this.

[Clappy]

It's back...and thank Ex for the helpful ideas along the way.

32. Elastic Powers

Movie: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

In 1973, Pennsylvanian spy Elastic Powers attempts to assassinate his nemesis, Dr. Sex, in his own nightclub (the Elastic Wasteband Canine Swingers Club). Dr. Sex escapes by launching himself in a space rocket disguised as a Bob's Big Boy statue, and cryogenically freezing himself. Elastic volunteers to be put into cryostasis to be revived when Dr. Sex returns.

Forty years later, in 2013, Dr. Sex returns with new plans for world domination, and discovers his henchman Letter X (Ex) has transformed Sex's empire into Eroticon, a multi-billion dollar enterprise. Though already wealthy, Dr. Sex proposes several plans to threaten the world for more money. However, he finds that each of them have already happened during his absence. He ultimately falls back on his old plan to steal nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage, and is advised to seek one hundred billion dollars. Later, he also discovers that henchwoman Dawn has used a sample of Evil's semen to artificially create his son, Jenkins Sex, now a Generation X teenager. Jenkins is resentful of his father, despite Dr. Sex's attempts to get closer to him through therapy.

Having learned of Dr. Sex's return, the Pennsylvania Ministry of Defense unfreezes Elastic, familiarizing him to the year 2013 with the help of agent Aya, the daughter of his sidekick in the 1970s, who has retired during Elastic's absence. Elastic quickly finds his free love credo of the 1970s to be out of touch with the 2010s, and is unable to ensnare Aya with his charms. Later, the two pose as a married couple in a Las Vegas hotel and meet Letter X's Italian secretary porn star, Misty Mundae (guest starring as herself). Elastic breaks into her penthouse suite for reconnaissance and fornicates with her. He discovers plans for Dr. Sex's "Project Erotica", which aims to drill a nuclear warhead into the Earth's molten core and trigger volcanic eruptions worldwide. Dr. Sex, learning that Elastic is back and on his trail, creates a series of seductive female pornstar robots (called Pornbots) to charm Elastic before killing him. Elastic apologizes to Aya for the affair with Misty and vows to only be with her.

Later, the couple infiltrates Dr. Sex’s headquarters, but is captured by his henchman, Random JCM Cameo. After Dr. Sex makes his demands to the world, he reveals that even after receiving the money he will still proceed with Project Erotica. He then places Elastic and Aya in a death trap that they easily escape from. Elastic sends Aya for help, while he eludes and destroys the pornbots by performing a striptease which arouses them so much that their heads explode. Aya returns with British forces. Elastic finds the doomsday device and deactivates it at the last moment. He finds Dr. Sex in the main chamber along with Misty Mundae who is holding Aya hostage, but Letter X appears and attempts to betray Dr. Sex, offering to make a deal with Elastic. Dr. Sex disposes of Letter X using the trap door leading to lava (although Letter X somehow survives) and escapes to his rocket, setting off the base's self-destruct system. Aya knocks Misty unconscious and escapes with Elastic as the lair explodes.

Elastic and Aya are later married, but during their honeymoon they are attacked by Random JCM Cameo. Elastic subdues the assassin and the couple adjourns to their balcony to have wild sex. Noticing a rather bright star, Elastic pulls out a telescope to discover that it is in fact Dr. Sex's cryogenic chamber in which he vows revenge.

[Doctor Sex]

That was awesome

[So Sejima]

Great.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

I'd love to see a version of Jurassic Park with SBC members. <3

[Clappy]

I'd love to see a version of Jurassic Park with SBC members. <3

This could be doable...but I don't know if I would do dinosaurs.

[Old Man Jenkins]

This could be doable...but I don't know if I would do dinosaurs.

That would be physically impossible.

[Clappy]

That would be physically impossible.

[Clappy]

Once again, it's back.  Man need to really update this thing more.

 

33. StormAllenBryat

 

Movie: Pinocchio

 

After singing the film's signature song "When You Wish Upon @WWE", Jiminy Jenkins explains that he is going to tell a story of a wish coming true. His story begins in the Wrestling workshop of a fangirl named Aya. Jenkins watches as Aya gollies at her work on a wooden Twitter personality whom she names StormAllenBryat. Before falling asleep, Aya makes a wish on Sierra, Hotel, India , Echo , Lima, Delta that StormAllenBryat could be a real prick. During the night, The Shield, from Aya’s dreams, visits the workshop to grant Aya's wish. They make Storm come alive, while remaining still a ten year old. The Shield tells Storm that if he wants to become a real prick of flesh and blood he must prove himself to be homophobic, illiterate and selfish and able to tell think from thank by listening to his conscience. Storm does not understand any of this, and Jenkins appears to explain it to him. The Shield asks if Jenkins would serve as Storm's justice, a task he accepts.  Aya discovers that her wish has come true, and is filled with joy and has ask me thread displays of affection with Jiminy Jenkins.

 

The next day, she sends Storm on his first day of school.  He really doesn't want to go and retweets his sentiments.  However, the naive Storm is led astray by the conniving fail trolls PatBack and Lew, who convince him to join ACS's flight simulator show over Jenkins's protests. Storm becomes ACS's star attraction as a new recruit for his flight community, but when Storm tells ACS to shut up and that he’s gay, ACS becomes angry and locks him in a tugboat, threatening him to perform around the world until people believe he doesn’t have multiple personalities. Jenkins is unable free Storm, due to the lock being too cherry. However, The Shield then appears. They ask Storm why he disobeyed Aya and didn't go to school. Despite Jenkins's urgings, Storm tells an overblown story to hide his shame to The Shield that he and Jenkins were captured by #heels, and with each lie his afro grows ever longer. The Shield explains that "justice will prevail.” Storm vows to behave from now on and The Shield changes his fro back to normal and sets him free, warning that this will be the last time they protect him.

 

On his way back to Aya's house, Storm once again encounters PatBack and Lew. They convince him that he is sick, and the only cure is to go to Glee Forums as a vacation. En route he befriends Calvin, a misbehaved and destructive boy. Once on Glee Forums, with no authority to stop them, Storm and the other boys soon enjoy gambling, smoking, getting drunk and vandalizing, much to Elastic’s enjoyment as he wants to share all this with SBC.  Jenkins becomes angry when he discovers that Storm is friends with Calvin and storms out.  Later, Jenkins discovers that Glee Forums harbours a terrible curse which turns boys who "make jackasses of themselves" into real whales, who are then sold to work in the salt mines and circuses as part of an evil racket run by the fail troll master himself, WhaleBlubber. Calvin is transformed into a fail version of WhaleBlubber, but Storm manages to escape with only a whale blowhole and tail.

 

Upon returning home, they find the workshop empty and learn (from a letter by The Shield) that Aya, while venturing out of the ask me threads to look for Storm, had been swallowed, along with her CM Punk, her D-Bry, and her Ziggles, by a giant Bill Cipher named Kevin, and are now living in his belly. Determined to rescue her, Storm jumps in, with Jenkins accompanying him. Storm is soon swallowed by Kevin, where he is reunited with Aya. Storm devises an escape plan by burning Kevin’s Gravity Falls theme song review in order to make Kevin sneeze. The plan works, but the enraged Kevin gives chase and smashes Ask The Great Aya Anything. Storm refuses to abandon Aya and pulls her to safety in any place outside of the games threads before Kevin rams into it. Storm dies of exhaustion. Back at home, the group mourn for Storm. The Shield, however, decides that Storm has proven himself to be a boring Twitter account avatar, and he is reborn as a real prick, much to the joy of everyone who quickly find a new meme to mock. He rants and rants about how stupid The Shield is and constantly berates Aya calling her dumb and spewing out lulzy bad gem after lulzy bad gem.

 

Aya then kicks Storm in the nuts as she and Jenkins have even more over the top public displays of affection as The Shield triple power bombs Storm through that wooden shop table.

 

Oh and the popular wrestling thread gets wished it's best on it's future endeavors.

 

@WWE #Twitter RT if you don’t want to go back to school.

 

Trivia: No JCM cameo in this installment

[Aya♥]

This is the single greatest thing ever posted on this forum

[kev]

Lol, I'm the main Villain

 

Great installment by the way!