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Been a while and this was a bit rushed, but I think you guys will enjoy it.

19. Tvguy
Movie: Thor

In AD 965, 70s, king of Community, wages war against the Phineas and Ferbettes of IRC and their leader Gurgy, to prevent them from conquering the nine fandoms, starting with SpongeBob forums. The Communitian warriors defeat the Phineas and Ferbettes and seize the source of their power, the Casket of Ancient Winters.

Now in the present, 70s's son Tvguy prepares to ascend to the throne of Community, but is interrupted when Phineas and Ferbettes attempt to retrieve the Casket. Against 70s's order, Tvguy travels to IRC to confront Gurgy, accompanied by his brother SOF, childhood friend Abney and the SBM Three: Ssj, DadMom AngryPants, and Spongedude. A battle ensues until 70s intervenes to save the Communitians, destroying the fragile truce between the two races. For Tvguy's arrogance, 70s strips his son of his godly power and exiles him to the SpongeBob forums as a mortal, accompanied by his hammer iHammer now protected by an enchantment to allow only the worthy to wield it.

Tvguy lands in phpBB, where astrophysicist Spongygirl, her assistant Mothra and mentor Dr. hilaryfan80, find him. The local populace finds iHammer, which S.B.C. agent CNF soon commandeers before forcibly acquiring Spongygirl's data about the wormhole that delivered Tvguy to SpongeBob forums. Tvguy, having discovered iHammer's nearby location, seeks to retrieve it from the facility that S.B.C. quickly constructed but he finds himself unable to lift it, and is captured. With hilaryfan80's help, he is freed and resigns himself to exile on SpongeBob forums as he develops a romance with Spongygirl.

SOF discovers that he is actually Gurgy's son, adopted by 70s after the war ended. 70s, overcome with stress from SOF's discovery and Tvguy's exile, falls into the deep "70ssleep" that allows him to recuperate.


SOF seizes the throne in 70s's stead and offers Gurgy the chance to kill 70s and retrieve the Casket. Abney and the SBM Three, unhappy with SOF's rule, attempt to return Tvguy from exile, convincing Kelsey/Xtreme Nights, gatekeeper of the XAT - the means of traveling between worlds - to allow them passage to SpongeBob forums. Aware of their plan, SOF sends the Destroyer-inator, a seemingly indestructible automaton, to pursue them and kill Tvguy. The warriors find Tvguy, but the Destroyer-inator attacks and defeats them, prompting Tvguy to offer himself instead. Struck by the Destroyer-inator and near death, Tvguy's sacrifice proves him worthy to wield iHammer. The hammer returns to him, restoring his powers and enabling him to defeat the Destroyer-inator. Kissing Spongygirl goodbye and vowing to return, he and his fellow Communitians return to confront SOF.

In Community, SOF betrays and kills Gurgy, revealing his true plan to use Gurgy's attempt on 70s's life as an excuse to destroy IRC with the XAT Bridge, thus proving himself worthy to his adoptive father. Tvguy arrives and fights SOF before destroying the XAT Bridge to stop SOF's plan, stranding himself in Community. 70s awakens and prevents the brothers from falling into the abyss created in the wake of the bridge's destruction, but SOF allows himself to fall. Tvguy makes amends with 70s, admitting he is not ready to be king; while on SpongeBob forums, Spongygirl and her team search for a way to open a portal to Community.

In a post-credits scene, hilaryfan80 has been taken to a S.B.C. facility, where JCM (in a multi-arch cameo) opens a briefcase and asks him to study a mysterious object, which JCM says may hold untold power. An invisible SOF prompts hilaryfan80 to agree, which hilaryfan80 does.

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Long overdue season finale time!

20. Captain Canada: The First Revenger

Movie: Captain America (2011)

In the present day, scientists in the Arctic uncover a circular object with a red and white motif with a leaf on it.

In March 1942, Nazi officer Spongebobfan29 and his men invade Tønsberg, Norway, to steal a mysterious Tesseract possessing untold powers. Meanwhile, in Toronto, Wumbo is rejected for World War II military duty because of various health and physical issues. While attending an exhibition of future technologies with his American friend CDCB, Wumbo again attempts to enlist. Overhearing Wumbo' conversation with CDCB about wanting to help in the war, Dr. Dalton allows Wumbo to enlist. He is recruited as part of a "super-soldier" experiment under Dr. Dalton, Colonel Chester Phillips, and American agent Smiles. Phillips is unconvinced by Dr. Dalton's claims that Wumbo is the right person for the procedure, but relents after seeing Wumbo commit an act of self-sacrificing bravery. The night before the treatment, Dr. Dalton reveals to Wumbo that Spongebobfan29 underwent an imperfect version of the procedure and suffered side-effects.

Back in Europe, Spongebobfan29 and Sabre successfully harness the energies of the Tesseract, intending to use the power to fuel Sabre's inventions. Spongebobfan29, having discovered Dr. Dalton's location, dispatches an assassin to kill him. In Canada, Dr. Dalton subjects Wumbo to the super-soldier treatment, injecting him with a special serum and dosing him with "visa-rays". After Wumbo emerges from the experiment taller and more muscular, one of the attendees kills Dr. Dalton, revealing himself to be Spongebobfan29's assassin, YBRBNF. Wumbo pursues and captures YBRBNF, but the assassin commits suicide by cyanide capsule before he can be interrogated as to whatever happened to him on tv.com.

With Dr. Dalton dead and the super-soldier formula lost, Wumbo tours the county in a colorful costume as "Captain Canada" to promote war bonds, rather than allow scientists to study him and attempt to rediscover Dr. Dalton's formula. In 1943, while on tour in Italy performing for active servicemen, Wumbo learns that CDCB's American unit was lost in a battle against Spongebobfan29's forces. Refusing to believe that his American friend is dead, Wumbo has Smiles and spongebobfan200 fly him behind enemy lines to mount a solo rescue attempt. Wumbo infiltrates the fortress of Spongebobfan29's HYDRO organization, freeing CDCB and the other captured soldiers. Wumbo confronts Spongebobfan29, who reveals his face to be a mask, removing it to display the green, skull-like face that earned him the sobriquet "the Green Skull." Spongebobfan29 escapes and Wumbo returns to base with the freed soldiers.

Wumbo recruits CDCB and a bunch of ragtag Canadian soldiers to attack the other known HYDRO bases. Spongebobfan200 outfits Wumbo with advanced equipment, in particular a circular shield made of vibranium, a rare, near-indestructible metal. Wumbo and his team successfully sabotage various HYDRO operations. The team later assaults a train carrying Sabre. Sabre is captured, but CDCB falls from the train to his apparent death. Using information extracted from Sabre, the final HYDRO stronghold is located and Wumbo leads an attack to stop Spongebobfan29 from using weapons of mass destruction on Canadian provinces. Wumbo clambers aboard Spongebobfan29's aircraft as it takes off. During the subsequent fight, the Tesseract's container is damaged. Spongebobfan29 physically handles the Tesseract, causing him to dissolve in a bright light. The Tesseract falls to the floor, burning through the plane and falling to Earth. Seeing no way to land the plane without the risk of detonating its weapons, Wumbo crashes it in the Arctic. Spongebobfan200 later recovers the Tesseract from the ocean floor, but is unable to locate Wumbo or the aircraft.

Wumbo awakens in a 1940s-style hospital room. Deducing from an anachronistic radio broadcast that something is wrong, he flees outside into what is revealed to be present-day Toronto, where JCM, in a multi-arch cameo, tells him he has been "asleep" for nearly 70 years.

In a post-credits scene, JCM approaches Wumbo, proposing a mission with worldwide ramifications as The Revengers will assemble in the SBCinema Season 2 premiere.

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21. The Revengers
Movie: The Avengers

SOF encounters Mitch, the leader of an alien race known as the Meaps (yes, more Phineas and Ferb references). In exchange for retrieving the Tesseract, a powerful energy source of unknown potential, Mitch promises SOF a Meaps army with which he can subjugate the Earth. JCM, director of the espionage agency S.B.C. in a multi-arch cameo, and his lieutenant Agent Mothra arrive at a remote research facility during an evacuation, where physicist Dr. hilaryfan80 is leading a research team experimenting on the Tesseract. Agent CNF explains that the object has begun radiating an unusual form of energy. The Tesseract suddenly activates and opens a portal, allowing SOF to reach Earth. SOF takes the Tesseract and uses his scepter to enslave hilaryfan80 and several agents, including Jjsthekid, to aid him in his getaway.

In response to the attack, JCM reactivates the "Revengers Initiative". Agent Jelly is sent to Orlando, Floridato recruit Dr. Old Man Jenkins from the Impact Zone; CNF visits Steel to have him review hilaryfan80's research; JCM approaches Wumbo with an assignment to retrieve the Tesseract. While Jjsthekid steals iridium needed to stabilize the Tesseract's power, SOF causes a distraction in Germany, leading to a confrontation with Wumbo, Steel, and Jelly that ends with SOF's surrender. While SOF is being escorted to S.B.C., Tvguy, his adoptive brother, arrives and frees him hoping to convince him to abandon his plan and return to Communitygard. After a confrontation with Steel and Wumbo, Tvguy agrees to take SOF to S.B.C.'s flying aircraft carrier, the IPB. There SOF is imprisoned while scientists OMJ and Steel attempt to locate the Tesseract.

The Revengers become divided, both over how to approach SOF and the revelation that S.B.C. plans to harness the Tesseract to develop weapons as a deterrent against hostile extra-terrestrials. As the group argues, Jjsthekid and SOF's other possessed agents attack the IPB, disabling its engines in flight and causing OMJ to transform into the Hulkster. Steel and Wumbo try to restart the damaged engines, and Tvguy attempts to stop Hulkamania's rampage. Jelly fights Jjsthekid, and knocks him unconscious, breaking SOF's mind control. SOF escapes after killing CNF and ejecting Tvguy from the airship, while the Hulkster falls to the ground after giving a big boot to a S.B.C. fighter jet. JCM uses CNF's death to motivate The Revengers into working as a team. Steel and Wumbo realize that simply defeating them will not be enough for SOF; he needs to overpower them publicly to validate himself as ruler of Earth. SOF uses the Tesseract, in conjunction with a device hilaryfan80 built, to open a portal above Steel Tower to the Meaps fleet in space, launching his invasion.

The Revengers rally in defense of New York City, but quickly realize they will be overwhelmed as wave after wave of Meaps descend upon Earth. Wumbo, Steel, and Tvguy evacuate civilians with assistance from Jjsthekid, while OMJ transforms back into the Hulkster and goes after SOF, eventually letting Hulkamania run wild onto him until submission. Jelly makes her way to the portal, where hilaryfan80, freed of SOF's control, reveals that SOF's scepter can be used to close the portal. Meanwhile, JCM's superiors attempt to end the invasion by launching a nuclear missile at Manhattan. Steel intercepts the missile and takes it through the portal toward the Meaps fleet. The missile detonates, destroying the invaders' lead ship which disables their forces on Earth. Steel's suit runs out of power and he falls back through the portal, but the Immortal Hulk Hogan saves him from crashing to the ground. Jelly deactivates the portal to prevent further invasion. In the aftermath, Tvguy returns SOF and the Tesseract to Communitygard. JCM notes that The Revengers will return when they are needed which can lead to even more sequels and more Marvel…I mean SBC superhero movies.

In the first of two post-credits scenes, Mitch confers with his master about the attack on Earth. His master reveals himself to be...SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO SHOCK YOU!
THE SHOCKMASTER! (too bad OMJ is going to be the only one who gets this lulzy wrestling nostalgia)

In a second scene, The Revengers eat in silence at a restaurant surrounded by shattered remains from the attack.

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These wrestling references are making me laugh more than I should. Bah gawd, the bedazzled storm trooper helmet. Might just highlight him on my next avatar change-up as another one of WCW's fails thanks to this.

You should go for it...brother...
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22. The SBC Witch Project
Film: The Blair Witch Project

This past October, film lovers Unlimitedcha, SOF, and tvguy set out to produce a documentary about the fabled SBC Witch. They travel to formerly Blair, Maryland to interview locals about the legend of the SBC Witch. The locals tell them of Elastic Dog, a hermit who kidnapped seven children and brought them to his house in the woods, where he tortured and murdered them. Elastic brought the children into his home's basement in pairs, forcing the first child to face the corner and listen to their companion's screams as he murdered the second child. Elastic would then murder the first child. Eventually turning himself in to the police, Elastic later pleaded insanity, saying that the spirit of Rock Goddess, a witch hung on tv.com in 2009, had been terrorizing him for some time and promised to leave him alone if he murdered the children.

The second day, the users begin to explore the woods in the north to look for evidence of the Blair Witch. Along the way, fisherman Old Man Jenkins warns them that the woods are haunted, and recalls a time that he had seen strange mist rising from the water. The users hike to Coffin Rock, where five men (one of them being JCM in a cameo) were found ritualistically murdered, and then camp for the night. The next day they move deeper into the woods, despite being uncertain of their exact location on the map. They eventually locate what appears to be an old cemetery with seven small cairns. They set up camp nearby and then return to the cemetery after dark. Tvguy accidentally disturbs a cairn, and Cha hastily repairs it. Later, they hear crackling sounds in the darkness that seem to be coming from all directions and assume the noises are from animals or locals following them.

The following day they attempt to return to their vehicle, but cannot find their way; they try until nightfall, when they are forced to set camp. That night, they again hear crackling noises, but cannot see anything. The next morning they find three cairns have been built around their tent during the night. As they continue trying to find their way out of the woods, Cha realizes that her map is missing, and SOF later reveals that he kicked it into a creek out of frustration the previous day. Tvguy and Cha attack SOF in a fit of intense rage while SOF cries that he didn't know. They then realize they are now hopelessly lost, and decide to simply "head south". Soon, they discover a multitude of humanoid stick figures suspended from trees. That night, they hear more strange noises, including the sounds of children and bizarre "morphing" sounds. When an unknown force shakes the tent, they flee in a panic and hide in the woods until dawn. Upon returning to their tent, they find that their possessions have been rifled through, and Tvguy's equipment is covered with slime, causing them to question why only his belongings were affected. As the day wears on, they pass a log over a stream that was identical to the one they had passed earlier, despite having traveled directly south all day, and again set camp, completely demoralized at having wasted the entire day seemingly going in circles, with Tvguy outside on guard duty.

The next morning, Tvguy has disappeared. After trying in vain to find him, SOF and Cha eventually break camp and slowly move on. That night, they hear Tvguy screaming in the darkness, but are not able to find him. The next morning, Cha finds a bundle of sticks and fabric outside their tent. Later inspection reveals it contains blood-soaked scraps of Tvguy's shirt, as well as teeth and hair, but she does not mention this to SOF.

That night, Cha films herself apologizing to the co-producers of her project as well as her family, and breaks down crying and hyperventilating, finally admitting to her fate. Later, they again hear Tvguy's agonized cries for help, but this time they follow them and discover a derelict abandoned house in the woods. Hanging on the front of the house is the same human stick figure that they saw in the woods. SOF races upstairs, following the voice, while Cha tries to follow. SOF then claims he hears Tv in the basement. He follows the sound and, after what seems to be a struggle, goes silent and drops to the floor. Cha screams for SOF, but gets no answer. She then enters the basement looking for both men, and her camera catches a glimpse of SOF facing the wall. Cha then screams as she and her camera drop to the floor. There is only silence as the footage ends.

Oh and they also say fuck a lot throughout.

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You sure may Maxwell.

Time for a more G rated friendly episode.

23. CinderChala

Movie: Cinderella

CinderChala is the much-loved only child of a widowed aristocrat. After deciding that his beloved daughter needs a mother's care, CinderChala's father, jjs, marries Lady Jelly, a proud woman with two daughters from her first marriage, CF and SG12. Plain and socially awkward, these stepsisters are bitterly envious of the beautiful and charming CinderChala. After the death of jjs, Lady Jelly and her daughters take over the estate, and begin to abuse and mistreat CinderChala out of jealousy, and even allow their cat, Unlimitedcat, to torment her. Despite being forced into servitude in her own home, CinderChala becomes a kind woman and befriends the animals living in the barn and many of the mice and birds who live in and around the chateau.

At the royal palace, King Tvguy is distressed that his son does not intend to marry. Determined to see grandchildren, King Tvguy and Duke Steel organize a ball for Overlord SOF in an effort to enable his son to marry, with every eligible maiden in the kingdom requested to attend. When the invitation to the ball arrives, CinderChala asks her stepmother if she can attend, since she too is an eligible maiden. Lady Jelly agrees, provided CinderChala finishes her chores. Her animal friends, led by OMJ and Wumbo, fix a gown that belonged to CinderChala's mother. When CinderChala wears her dress just before departing, Lady Jelly complements CinderChala's gown, subtly pointing out the beads and sash. Angered by the apparent theft of the discarded items, the stepsisters destroy the gown, forcing CinderChala to remain behind while her stepfamily leaves for the royal ball.

At the point of giving up her dreams, CinderChala's fairy godparent Smiles, appears and bestows upon CinderChala a blue dress with glass slippers, and transforms a pumpkin and various animals into a carriage with horses, a coachman, Webby, and a footman, Maxwell. CinderChala departs for the ball after Smiles warns her that the spell will break at the stroke of midnight, meaning that her dress and everything else will change back to the way they were. At the ball, Overlord SOF rejects every girl, until he sees CinderChala. The two fall in love and dance alone throughout the castle grounds until the clock starts to chime midnight. CinderChala flees to her coach and away from the castle, inadvertently dropping one of her glass slippers. After Duke Steel tells King Tvguy of the disaster, they plan to find CinderChala with the slipper they recovered during her exit.

The next morning, King Tvguy proclaims that the Grand Duke Steel will visit every house in the kingdom to find the girl who fits the glass slipper, so that she can be married to our royal overlord. When this news reaches CinderChala's household, her stepmother and stepsisters prepare for the Grand Duke Steel's arrival. CinderChala, overhearing the news, begins dreamily humming the song from the palace ball the previous night. Upon realizing that CinderChala is the girl who danced with Overlord SOF, Lady Jelly locks CinderChala up to her attic bedroom.

When the Grand Duke arrives, OMJ and Wumbo steal the key to CinderChala's room, but before they can deliver it they are ambushed by Unlimitedcat. The animals alert Elastic Dog, CinderChala's elastic canine, who scares Unlimitedcat out of the house. As Duke Steel prepares to leave after the stepsisters unsuccessfully try on the slipper, CinderChala appears and requests to try it on. Knowing that the slipper will fit, Lady Jelly trips the footman Maxwell, causing him to drop the slipper, which shatters into hundreds of pieces. Duke Steel laments over the broken slipper, but CinderChala then produces the other glass slipper, much to her stepmother's horror. Delighted at this indisputable proof of the maiden's identity, Duke Steel slides the slipper onto her foot, which fits perfectly. Soon after, CinderChala and Overlord SOF celebrate their wedding, surrounded by confetti tossed by King Tvguy, the Grand Duke Steel, those lulzy mice, and JCM (in a cameo).

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I've just completed a run-through of this show, and I can honestly declare that it's the second-best thing in the Literature forum. :P

Seriously, though. Great job, Clappy. I can't wait for my next cameo.

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I'm surprised you weren't her Fairy Sauce Mama.

Ugh why I didn't I think of this earlier. xD

Well since the last Disney adaptation was a huge hit.

24. Up, Up, and Away

Movie: Up

Young Old Man Jenkins is a shy, quiet boy who idolizes renowned explorer Clappy. He is saddened to learn, however, that Clappy has been accused of fabricating the skeleton of a giant bird he had claimed to have discovered in Paradise Falls, Venezuela, South America, and was publicly disgraced. Clappy vowed to return to Paradise Falls and not leave until he had captured a specimen alive to clear his name.

One day, OMJ befriends an energetic and somewhat eccentric Beatles fanboy named Jelly, who is also a Clappy fan. She confides to OMJ her desire to move her "clubhouse"—an abandoned house in the neighborhood—to a cliff overlooking Paradise Falls, making him promise to help her. OMJ and Jelly eventually get married and grow old together in the restored house, working as a toy balloon vendor and a zookeeper, respectively. After suffering a miscarriage and being told they can't have children, the two decide to realize their dream of visiting Paradise Falls. They try to save up for the trip, but repeatedly end up spending the money on more pressing needs. Finally, elderly Old Man Jenkins arranges for the trip, but Jelly suddenly becomes ill and dies, leaving him alone.

Some time later, OMJ is still living in their house, now surrounded by urban development, but he refuses to sell. He ends up injuring a construction worker (JCM in a cameo) over damage done to his mailbox. He is evicted from the house by court order due to being deemed a "public menace", and is ordered to move to a retirement home. However, OMJ comes up with a scheme to keep his promise to Jelly: he turns his house into a makeshift airship, using thousands of helium balloons to lift it off its foundation. A young member of the "Wilderness Explorers" (a fictional youth organization, based on the Boy Scouts of America) named Boxxy Brown becomes an accidental passenger, having pestered OMJ earlier in an attempt to earn his final merit badge, "Assisting the Elderly".

After surviving a thunderstorm, the house lands near a large ravine facing Paradise Falls. OMJ and Boxxy harness themselves to the still-buoyant house and begin to walk it around the ravine, hoping to reach the falls before the balloons deflate. They later befriend a tall, colorful flightless bird (whom Boxxy names "NegiSpongie") trying to reach her chicks, and then a dog named Elastic Dog, who wears a special collar that allows him to speak and quote edgy/relatively unknown movies.

OMJ and Boxxy encounter a pack of dogs led by Dumb Dog (going really old school on users here), and are taken to Elastic's master, who turns out to be an elderly Clappy. Clappy invites OMJ and Boxxy aboard his blimp, where he explains that he has spent the years since his disgrace searching Paradise Falls for the giant bird. The time he has spent alone and concentrating only on his mission has made him extremely paranoid and dangerous. When Boxxy innocently reveals his friendship with NegiSpongie, Clappy becomes disturbingly hostile and starts showing the flight helmets of explorers whom he believes were all after the bird and whom he has apparently murdered, which prompts OMJ, Boxxy, NegiSpongie and Elastic to flee, chased by Clappy's dogs. Clappy eventually catches up with them and starts a fire beneath OMJ's house, forcing OMJ to choose between saving his home or NegiSpongie. OMJ rushes to put out the fire, allowing Clappy to take the bird. OMJ and Boxxy eventually reach the falls, but Boxxy is angry with OMJ.

Settling into his home, OMJ discovers photos of their married life in Jelly's childhood scrapbook and a final note from his wife thanking him for the "adventure" and encouraging him to go on a new one. Reinvigorated, he goes to find Boxxy, only to see him sailing off on some balloons to rescue NegiSpongie. Because many balloons have popped or deflated from Clappy's attack, OMJ is forced to empty the house of furniture so it can lift off again so that OMJ can pursue Boxxy.

Boxxy is captured by Clappy, but OMJ boards the blimp in flight and frees both Boxxy and NegiSpongie. Clappy pursues them around the airship, finally cornering Elastic, NegiSpongie, and Boxxy inside OMJ's tethered house. OMJ lures NegiSpongie out through a window and back onto the airship with Elastic and Boxxy clinging to her back, just as Clappy is about to close in; the insane hunter leaps after them, only to snag his foot on some balloon lines and fall to his death. Snapped from its tether, the house descends out of sight through the clouds, which OMJ accepts as being for the best.

OMJ, Boxxy and Elastic reunite NegiSpongie with her chicks, then fly the blimp back to the city. When Boxxy's father misses his son's Senior Explorer ceremony, OMJ proudly presents Boxxy with his final badge for assisting the elderly, as well as a personal addition: the grape soda cap that Jelly gave to OMJ when they first met (which he dubs the "Jelly Badge"). Meanwhile, OMJ's house is shown to have landed on the cliff beside Paradise Falls, as promised to Jelly.

During the credits, a series of photographs shows OMJ enjoying his latest adventure: living an active life as a surrogate grandfather to Boxxy and owner to Elastic. The montage consists of trips to the zoo, Elastic having puppies by asexually reproducing, and even watching Videodrome, which Elastic insists is the best movie ever.

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