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  1. Since The Lion King is about to turn 30 I'll be Simba.
  2. Three final updates to the Interviews page: Casey Alexander interview Second Paul Tibbitt interview Second Dani Michaeli interview
  3. I've added an interview with Dani Michaeli and (one part of) an interview with Richard Pursel to the interviews page. The second part of the Pursel interview will be added tomorrow morning. Expect even more after that.
  4. I've made the first update to the Interviews page in over a year, adding interviews with well-known crew members Dave Cunningham and Jay Lender as well as the lesser known Chris Rios. Expect more updates to the page coming sooner rather than later.
  5. All of the flash games have now been tested, so there are now 120 games under the Working Games section of our games page. As a final treat, I've added a new game, SpongeBlocks, based on my favorite game from the arcade SBC had when it was powered by vBulletin. Like our other exclusive games, it should work on mobile, though I will warn you that the mobile version of the game doesn't have as much functionality and is therefore much harder than the desktop version. If you have any issues with that game or any of the games that are now listed as working, please let me know. I likely won't be making any more major changes to the page, as I want to focus on other parts of SBC I've neglected, including and especially the other SBC, SpongeBob Captures. As always, happy gaming.
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    JCMovies

    JCM Says Goodbye (CNF walks into JCM's office.) JCM: (gasps) CNF? Is it really you? CNF: Yeah! I see you're the guidance counselor now. That's...an unexpected development. JCM: I just couldn't leave SBC, and while I really loved teaching, being a shrink has been great, too! CNF: I'm glad you're doing something you love. I just started a law firm, and well, it pays the bills, at least. JCM: So, why did you come back today? CNF: I heard that jjs is leaving, and I couldn't miss his going-away party! JCM: Going-away party? When's that? CNF: It's in two hours. You didn't see the post about it on Ex's IG? JCM: IG? CNF: Instagram. JCM: Oh, yeah! That thing our old science teacher's popular on! CNF: All the old-heads are going to be at the party. You should stop by! JCM: I wish I could, but if I don't finish this paperwork by the time classes end, jjs will take turns beating me up with OWM and sbl. CNF: How much of the paperwork have you finished? JCM: One paper! CNF: And how much do you have left? (JCM flips through the remaining papers on his desk.) JCM: About 300 or so. CNF: You just started? JCM: 20 hours ago, yeah! But thanks to my all-nighter, I was able to get this one paper done ahead of schedule, and I don't feel tired at a- (JCM's head drops onto his desk, and he starts snoring.) CNF: JCM? (CNF looks through the stack of papers and sighs. Later that day, JCM is woken up by the sound of the school bell ringing.) JCM: Oh, no! I slept through the rest of the school day, and my paperwork is... (JCM looks down at the paperwork to find that it's all done.) JCM: Did I...do this in my sleep? (jjs walks into the office.) jjs: Man, that party was awesome! I've never done that much coke in my life! (jjs notices JCM looking down at the paperwork with a confused expression.) jjs: Let me guess...you need more time to finish? JCM: No...it's finished. jjs: Wow! I'm impressed! Seb never finished the paperwork on time. That's the main reason it took a week longer for me to become the principal here than it was supposed to. (The ground starts to shake.) JCM: What the heck? We don't get earthquakes here! jjs: That's not an earthquake. (jjs grabs the paperwork, leaves the office, and then leaves the school. JCM follows him to find a large replica of the Millennium Falcon landing in the school's parking lot, crushing most of the cars under it. The students and teacher who are already outside marvel at the sight.) jjs: That's my ride! (The students and teachers wave at jjs as he walks towards the spaceship.) JCM: Wait! (jjs turns around, and JCM does the Vulcan salute.) JCM: Live long and prosper! jjs: That's Star Trek, you fucking idiot. (jjs gets into the spaceship, and it flies off.) JCM: Cha, why didn't you tell me that was from Star Trek and not Star Wars? Cha: I did tell you...twice. (JCM sighs and walks towards his scooter. CNF runs to him.) CNF: Hey, do you mind if I hop on? My car just got destroyed by jjs's farewell flight. JCM: Oh! O...of course! CNF: Besides, it's the least you could do after I did all of that paperwork for you. JCM: That was you? What about the party? CNF: (shrugs) There will be other parties. (JCM and CNF get onto JCM's scooter.) JCM: You didn't have to do that, you know. CNF: I'm a lawyer! Paperwork's nothing for me! (JCM and CNF look back at the school.) CNF: I miss it, too, you know. JCM: Miss what? CNF: The school. If only they didn't pay like shit, maybe I'd be teaching. Or guidance counseling. Or whatever. (The Grim Reaper approaches JCM and CNF.) JCM: Grim! Long time no see! Grim Reaper: Can I...hop on, too? I've been bored as fuck lately. JCM: Of course! (The Grim Reaper gets onto the scooter behind JCM and CNF, and they roll the scooter together.) JCM: JCM and CNF! Grim Reaper: And my unfitting bony ass! JCM: Together again! The possibilities for adventure are endless! CNF: I did hear Ex is planning an afterparty downtown. jjs is going to be sending a Force projection there, so he'll be able to join in on the fun! JCM: Thank goodness! Maybe I can get my goodbye right this time! CNF: Hey, even if you don't get it right, I'm sure he'll visit sometime...just like I'm doing right now! JCM: Yeah...hopefully. CNF: Let's be honest, SBC isn't that great of a school. I don't remember most of the things I learned from there, but one thing I learned that I'll keep with me forever is that even as we go our separate ways, and as people graduate, and retire, and find better opportunities, that doesn't mean they're completely gone from our lives. The school will always connect us, so when we tell each other goodbye, it's never really a goodbye. JCM: Nah, this time it's really goodbye. CNF: Well, fuck it. I tried. (The End)
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    JCMovies

    JCM Tracks Down His Biggest Enemy (jjstheprincipal walks into JCM's office.) JCM: Hi, boss! How's it going? jjs: JCM, having you as a coworker has been a miserable experience, but I was willing to suck it up for a bit longer if I hadn't just gotten this job offer from The Force Academy. JCM: The Force Academy? Wow! What's that? jjs: Only the biggest Star Wars-themed school in the universe! Their principal just retired, and they want me to come and replace him! I'm getting a big pay raise for my trouble, too! JCM: Oh, my gosh! I'm so happy for you! How do you think you'll be able to be the principal there when you're already one here, though? jjs: I...won't. I'm quitting. JCM: (crying) No! Please don't leave us! jjs: You wanting me to stay doesn't make me even the smallest bit more likely to stay, JCM. I'm just here to tell you what you need to do since it's almost official. JCM: (stops crying) Am I going to be your replacement? What an honor! jjs: No! Fuck no! OWM's my replacement. You just need to do the paperwork to make the transfer of power official. I asked Seb if he could do it again for old time's sake, and he told me to suck his dick. JCM: What did he say about doing the paperwork, though? jjs: You're doing it. I'll have sbl leave the papers on your desk later. SBC is getting rid of drama class soon, and I told sbl he would be the new vice principal after I left to make up for it, meaning sbl has just as much of a reason to want this to happen as I do, meaning don't fuck this up. JCM: (salutes) Yes, sir! (jjs leaves the office, and HawkbitAlpha walks in moments later.) HawkbitAlpha: JCM, have you heard from my brother lately? JCM: Which one? HawkbitAlpha: The...only one who's a student here? JCM: Oh, he's still planning evil things with Team Rage 2, probably! HawkbitAlpha: Team Rage 2? The fuck is that? JCM: That's the name of Tucker's new evil squad with himself, your brother, and my twin brother MCJ! HawkbitAlpha: Kidnapping my brother's one thing, but appropriating my intellectual property is taking this one step too far! JCM: Yeah! I totally know what that means! HawkbitAlpha: I'm going to Tucker's house right now and kicking his ass! JCM: But...you don't know where he lives! HawkbitAlpha: I can smell a hawk for miles, JCM. I was giving Zeta his space, but it's time for me to end this once and for all. (HawkbitAlpha storms out of the office, and JCM follows him.) JCM: Hawk, don't do this! It's too dangerous! HawkbitAlpha: Fuck off! (JCM stops with a dejected look on his face as HawkbitAlpha leaves the school. As HawkbitAlpha gets onto a sidewalk, JCM hurriedly joins him.) JCM: You know, brothers are so overrated. Let's just forget about it and go back to the school. HawkbitAlpha: I said fuck off! (JCM stops again, runs into an ice cream shop, and hurries to join HawkbitAlpha again with two ice cream cones in his hands.) JCM: I've got ice cream... (HawkbitAlpha stops, grabs one of the ice cream cones from a relieved JCM, and sticks it on the top of JCM's head before walking down the sidewalk again.) JCM: ...with nuts. (JCM runs into a costume shop and catches up with HawkbitAlpha several minutes later wearing a bird mask.) JCM: This is HawkbitDaddy speaking, and I forbid you from going after that shapeshifter! HawkbitAlpha: You ain't my pa! (JCM removes the mask.) JCM: Hawk, please don't do this! I don't want Tucker to kill you! HawkbitAlpha: Then come with me and use your superpowers or whatever. JCM: I...can't. I don't want to risk hurting your brother or mine. HawkbitAlpha: If you say so. (JCM sighs before taking out his flip phone and dialing a number.) JCM: (on phone) Hey, shin, you know how we've been preparing for months to take on Team Rage 2? HawkbitAlpha: Don't call it that! JCM: (on phone) That was Hawk. He and I are about to go to Tucker's house and fight him...I know it's a bad idea. I told him that...okay, I'll text you the address...once I figure out how to text on this thing. (MCJ and HawkbitZeta are playing Eels and Escalators in Tucker's living room.) HawkbitZeta: (rolling dice) Escalators, escalators, escalators! MCJ: (checks dice) Eels. HawkbitZeta: Ah, fuck! (Tucker walks into the room.) Tucker: Why the fuck are you two playing games when you're supposed to be helping me figure out how to kill JCM? MCJ: He has anime superpowers. We can't do shite. HawkbitZeta: Yeah, we've been brainstorming for over half a year now, and we haven't thought of anything! Tucker: Well, until you do think of something...no games! HawkbitZeta: Fuck this! (HawkbitZeta grabs his backpack.) HawkbitZeta: I'm going back to the school! (Tucker pulls out a gun.) Tucker: Like hell you are! MCJ: Jesus Christ, Tucker. Why can't you just give up? Tucker: I lost everything because of that asshole! I lost the title of most powerful person in Circuit City! I lost my cushy job with Faux News! I hate that fucker JCM, and I won't rest until he's dead! HawkbitZeta: Tucker...you're the only fucker here. You're the fucker, Tucker. Holy shit, that's fun to say! (Tucker points his gun at HawkbitZeta.) Tucker: Put the backpack down, put away the game, and help me get my revenge. You owe it to me. HawkbitZeta: Please, Tucker. MCJ: Stop pointing that gun at the kid, Tucker! (Tucker swings to MCJ, his gun pointed straight at MCJ's head.) Tucker: Fuck you! You owe me just as much as he does! I got you out of prison! MCJ: I know that, and believe me, I want that wanker dead just as much as you do, but it ain't happening, so just put down the gun, play some Eels and Escalators with us, and move on. Tucker: Never. HawkbitZeta: Well, I'm moving on. (HawkbitZeta starts to leave with his backpack, and as Tucker turns to him again, MCJ jumps in front of his gun just as he pulls the trigger.) HawkbitZeta: Fuck! (MCJ looks down at the hole in his stomach.) MCJ: Oh, bollocks. (MCJ passes out, and HawkbitZeta runs to him.) HawkbitZeta: We have to get him to a hospital! Tucker: We aren't doing shit! When will you get it through your head? You're either with me or against me, and if you're against me, well...you see what happens. So, what is it? HawkbitZeta: (horrified) I...I guess I'm with you. (HawkbitZeta drops his backpack.) Tucker: (smiles) Good boy. (As JCM and HawkbitAlpha approach a house, they hear a gunshot.) HawkbitAlpha: What the fuck? JCM: Are you sure that's his house? HawkbitAlpha: Yeah. JCM: And you're sure you don't want to turn back? (HawkbitAlpha continues walking towards the house.) HawkbitAlpha: Yeah. (Once HawkbitAlpha reaches the house, he peeks into one of its windows, seeing HawkbitZeta crying over a bloody MCJ as Tucker points his gun at them.) HawkbitAlpha: You'll want to see this, JCM. (HawkbitAlpha steps aside, and JCM peeks into the same window.) JCM: (gasps) No! (JCM starts to back away before running into the window and crashing through it.) HawkbitAlpha: What the fuck? HawkbitZeta: What the fuck? (Tucker quickly shoots at JCM, but the bullet stops in midair as JCM raises an open palm.) JCM: It won't be that easy, Tucker. Tucker: Fuck it! (Tucker drops the gun and transforms into Elsa. JCM shoots a blast of energy at Elsa, and Elsa shoots a blast of cold energy back at him, managing to neutralize his attack.) Elsa: Fuck what people say! You aren't more powerful than me! Nobody's more powerful than me! (Elsa closes her eyes and clenches her fists, and as JCM prepares another attack, he realizes his hands are frozen.) JCM: No! Elsa: Yes! Turns out it will be that easy! All the time I spent thinking of how to kill you... (JCM tries to unfreeze his hands to no avail as Elsa approaches him.) Elsa: And now that I get to do it, I'm going to make it nice...and slow. (Keeping an eye on Elsa, HawkbitAlpha tiptoes to the gun she dropped and finds HawkbitZeta crouching over it already. HawkbitAlpha nods as his brother picks it up.) HawkbitZeta: Hey, Tucker? (Elsa turns around, and her eyes widen as HawkbitZeta raises the gun with both hands.) HawkbitZeta: Fuck you. (HawkbitZeta pulls the trigger, and Elsa falls to the ground with half her head blown off.) HawkbitAlpha: You okay, bro? HawkbitZeta: I think...I think I will be. (Everyone turns to MCJ.) JCM: Is he still alive? (JCM walks to his brother and shakes him gently, causing him to regain consciousness.) MCJ: Oh, bollocks...not you. JCM: Elsa's dead...and after we get you to a hospital, you're going right back to prison. MCJ: (shrugs) Fair enough. (shinya and Sauce Mama run into the house.) shinya: (panting) We got here as soon as we could! HawkbitZeta: She's already dead. shinya: Fuck! Sauce Mama: JCM, you aren't going to try and kill Hawk's brother again, are you? HawkbitAlpha: If he does, I'll kill him, anime superpowers or not. (HawkbitAlpha looks down at his brother.) HawkbitAlpha: Nobody murders you except me. HawkbitZeta: I'm sorry, by the way. HawkbitAlpha: I'm sorry, too. You're a kid. I have to let you make mistakes. JCM: And I'm sorry for not being a better shrink! MCJ: Can we all apologize to each other later? I'm losing a shite-ton of blood right now. shinya: Right! Of course! I'll drive you to the hospital! (JCM and shinya pick up MCJ and carry him to shinya's car.) JCM: So...you have an apology coming up later? MCJ: Fuck you! (quieter) Maybe. (As shinya and Sauce Mama drive off with MCJ, JCM watches with the Hawk brothers.) HawkbitAlpha: Hey, what was going on with you and jjs? JCM: Oh, shoot! (JCM runs into his office half an hour later, where sbl is waiting for him with a large stack of papers.) JCM: I can explain! sbl: You were busy helping Hawk rescue his brother from Tucker. I know. JCM: Huh? How? sbl: Hawk called me. Did you forget that cell phones have been a thing for the last 20 years? JCM: I guess I did. What's your number? sbl: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. JCM: Oh. sbl: Now do the fucking paperwork. (The End)
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    JCMovies

    JCM Fights a Marker Menace (Part 3) (JCM, Fred, Cha, Clappy, and Meko enter the Circuit City Golf Course and find SpongeSebastian there about to swing at a golf ball.) JCM: Seb! Hi! It's me! JCM! (Seb misses the ball he swings at out of surprise then turns to the visitors.) Seb: goddamn it fred. what did i tell you about bringing him here? JCM: What did Clappy do to you? Seb: i'm not talking about clappy. JCM: Meko? Seb: no. i'm talking about you. i don't want you here. JCM: B-but I'm carrying on your legacy! You're like a father to me! Seb: i'm literally younger than you. Fred: I'm really sorry, Seb, but we have a situation that only you can help us with. You know about that fellow MarkerBob? Seb: oh yeah, i think i saw him on the news. Fred: Well, he's kidnapping people and trapping them in another world, and the only way to stop him is to get everybody in the city to stop believing in him! Seb: how do you expect me to help with that? Cha: You know how to use hypnosis, don't you? Seb: there's thousands of people in this city. i can't hypnotize them all at once. JCM: But what if you could? (Everyone stares at JCM.) Clappy: Were you...going to follow that up with something? JCM: Like what? Clappy: Like how he could hypnotize everyone in the city at once! JCM: (shrugs) But if he could, it would be really awesome, wouldn't it? Meko: I've got an idea! Let's just get a megaphone big enough for everyone in the city to hear what we're saying through it! Fred: Where are we supposed to find a megaphone that big? (Suddenly, a plane with a megaphone painted on its side crashes into the middle of the golf course.) Cha: Oh, my God! Is everybody in that plane okay? JCM: I'll check! (JCM runs into the crashed plane, carefully avoiding the flames around him, and runs out minutes later covered in ash and holding a giant megaphone.) JCM: Guess what I found! Meko: How convenient! Clappy: What about the pilot? JCM: Oh, he's super duper dead, so I'm sure he won't mind if we borrow this! Seb: all we need to do now is find a tall building to get on top of, and i should be able to hypnotize the city from there. (JCM, Fred, Cha, Clappy, Meko, and Seb walk into the CableCast building, the tallest building in the city, and approach the receptionist at the front desk.) Fred: We'd like to go to the roof for a few minutes. Receptionist: We don't just let anybody who asks to go to the roof take the elevator up there. JCM: What if we asked nicely? Receptionist: I would still tell you to fuck off. JCM: What if we asked meanly? Seb: fuck this. (Seb takes the giant megaphone from Meko and goes to the elevator with it.) Receptionist: Stop! I'll call security! (Seb disappears into the elevator as the receptionist picks up her phone.) Cha: We better hurry! (JCM, Fred, Cha, Clappy, and Meko enter the elevator once it opens again. They get off on the top floor then take the stairs to the roof, where Seb is standing with the megaphone.) Seb: you all are here just in time. (Seb puts the megaphone to his mouth as the others run to the edge of the roof to see what the people on the ground are doing.) Seb: i want you all to focus on something you believed in as a child, such as santa or the easter bunny or capitalism... Clappy: It isn't working! Seb: it must be my soft, soothing voice. i'll need somebody louder to do this. JCM: I'm loud! (Suddenly, security officers come up the stairs to the roof.) Seb: here. i'll take care of 12. (Seb gives JCM the megaphone and pulls handguns out of each pocket.) Officer 1: What the fuck? Officer 2: We aren't allowed to carry! Shit! (The officers run back down the stairs as Seb shoots at them.) Seb: hurry. the next guys they send here will probably be armed. Fred: We're all going to jail after this, aren't we? (JCM puts the megaphone to his mouth.) JCM: Citizens of Circuit City! My name is JCM, and I want you all to do something for me! I want you all to focus on something you believed in as a child, like Santa or the Easter Bunny or capitalism, and I want you to remind yourselves that all those things are fake, just like MarkerBob is fake! I want you all you remind yourselves that MarkerBob isn't real! (Fred, Cha, Clappy, and Meko see the people on the ground and all the cars on the street stopping.) Cha: It's working! Keep going! JCM: MarkerBob isn't real! MarkerBob isn't real! All my Circuit City homies, MarkerBob isn't real! (In the MarkerZone, MarkerBob and Marker Tommy Wiseau are in front of a wall.) MarkerBob: According to MarkerMaps, this should be where Tom Holland lives in the other world. Finally, my collection of famous actors named Tom will be complete! Marker Tommy Wiseau: What about Tom Kenny? MarkerBob: Tom who? Marker Tommy Wiseau: He plays SpongeBob in the other world. MarkerBob: SpongeBob doesn't just play himself in their world? Marker Tommy Wiseau: Nah, they stopped that after season 3. MarkerBob: (scratches chin) Interesting. Alright, we'll nab him after we get Holland! (MarkerBob draws a hole in the wall with a marker, but it doesn't do anything.) MarkerBob: What the fuck? Why isn't it working? Marker Tommy Wiseau: Did you try turning it off and turning it back on? MarkerBob: The only way we could have gotten trapped here is if everyone stopped believing in me...but how could that have happened when I've spent the last day terrorizing the city? Marker Tommy Wiseau: You know how this generation is with their short attention spans...don't worry...I will never stop believing in you. MarkerBob: Thanks, Marker Tommy Wiseau. I really needed that. Marker Tommy Wiseau: I am a beacon of light in a dark, dark world. MarkerBob: Nah, man! Now you're in my world! Marker Tommy Wiseau: (laughs) Now I am in your world. (In the non-marker world, JCM, Fred, Cha, Clappy, Meko, and Seb are walking back to the Circuit City Golf Course.) Fred: It was so cool of those security officers to let us off with a warning! Seb: you do realize i hypnotized them first, right? JCM: I'm so glad I know how to do that now! I feel like such a good shrink! Seb: i'll be honest, jcm, when i retired, you weren't my first choice to replace me...or my second choice...or my third choice... JCM: Well, I'll certainly take being your fourth ch- Seb: or my fourth choice...or my fifth choice... Seb: or my 267th choice...or my 268th choice...but as my 269th choice, you've done a pretty good job. JCM: Somehow, I'm not insulted! Seb: i think i have one more round in me. you all want to stick around? Clappy: Sure! I'm taking a hit to my attendance either way, so I might as well! Cha: (shrugs) I guess I'll do the same. Meko: Anything you want to say to me, Miss Cha? Cha: Oh, yeah! You have a week of detention for unleashing that thing none of us believe in anymore! Meko: What? Cha: Want to make it two weeks? Meko: (sighs) No. (Everybody except Meko laughs.) JCM: Power abuse is fun! (The End)
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    JCMovies

    JCM Fights a Marker Menace (Part 2) (Meko walks into the school and sees a nickel stop at his feet. JCM gets to him moments later.) JCM: I finally got you! Meko: I'm sorry for cutting class, JCM, but... JCM: I'm not talking about you! (JCM grabs the nickel and puts it in his pocket.) JCM: Now, what were you saying? Meko: MarkerBob's real! JCM: Yeah, I know. Meko: Wait, what? JCM: Yeah, he came into the teacher's lounge and stole our whiteboard! Who does he think he is, walking into random places and acting like he owns everything there, Christopher Columbus? Meko: Did you just say that because it's Columbus Day? JCM: It's Columbus Day? Why are we in school, then? (Meko shrugs.) JCM: Anyway, I'm about to go back and beat MarkerBob up! You want to come with me? Meko: Sure! (JCM and Meko walk to the teacher's longue as Clappy walks out.) Clappy: JCM, why are you bringing a student into the teacher's longue? JCM: We're going to fight MarkerBob together! Clappy: (rolls eyes) Whatever. JCM: Hey, Clappy, did you know it's Columbus Day? Clappy: I'm the history teacher. What do you think? JCM: ...no? Clappy: I'm heading back to class. Don't let Meko drink any of the vodka. JCM: Can't promise that! (JCM and Meko walk into the teacher's lounge, where the whiteboard still has a glowing hole in it.) Meko: Are you sure this isn't some kind of trap? JCM: I am not! Let's go! (JCM jumps into the hole, and Meko goes in after him. They find themselves in the middle of a large, animated city street where everything around them has thick outlines. Cars swerve around them and honk. One of the drivers stretch a hand with a raised middle finger out his window.) Driver: Get out of the street, ya fuckin' idiots! Meko: Hey, I'm no idiot! JCM: I agree he's not an idiot! (JCM and Meko hurry to a sidewalk and notice Cha, Fred, and MarkerBob sitting on a bench a few blocks away from them.) Meko: There he is! JCM: Cha! Fred! Are you guys okay? Fred: Yeah. Nice of you to finally show up, though. JCM: It's no problem! Anything for my friends! Fred: I was being sar-nevermind. MarkerBob: It's an honor to finally meet you, JCM. I've heard so much about you! JCM: (blushes) Really? MarkerBob: And I see you brought a friend. Meko: Don't act like you don't know me! What's all this about a Marker Holocaust? MarkerBob: It's quite simple. This world we're in right now is the MarkerZone. It's very similar to your world, only with bigger outlines, and with way fewer people. I've been trying to grow the MarkerZone for decades, and now that I'm free again, I can. I've already taken dozens of people from your world, but I'll need help to truly make the MarkerZone prosper, and I want the four of you to give it to me. Fred: Why would we do that? MarkerBob: One of you helped me in the past, didn't you, Cha? (Fred, JCM, and Meko turn to Cha with shocked expressions.) Cha: (sighs) It's true. Ten years ago, I not only believed in MarkerBob, but I was obsessed with him. I thought he was the best version of SpongeBob to ever exist, and so, I used dark magic to bring him out of the MarkerZone. It was fun at first, but then I found out that he wanted to start stealing people from our world and bringing them here. I didn't want that, so eventually, I stopped believing in him, and I did everything I could to make sure nobody else would believe in him, either. MarkerBob: And yet you were unsuccessful. I've brought you and your colleagues here because despite everything, I am grateful to you for showing me your world, showing me all the possibilities. I'm granting you a second chance, and I want you to grant me a second chance, too. Cha: I'm not helping with your Marker Holocaust. JCM, do the thing. JCM: The thing? Oh, that thing! (JCM closes and opens his eyes again. He points an open palm at MarkerBob, but nothing comes out.) MarkerBob: Your powers won't work in the MarkerZone. You're on my turf now, JCM! Deal with it! Meko: Listen, MarkerBob, I like you, but it's clear they don't want to help you, and I don't want to help you, so can this just not happen? MarkerBob: It's already happening! I've already brought some of the best people to the MarkerZone! Tom Hanks! Tom Cruise! Tommy Wiseau! (MarkerBob points to Marker Tommy Wiseau approaching them on the sidewalk, talking on his cell phone.) Marker Tommy Wiseau: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! (Marker Tommy Wiseau throws his phone to the ground in frustration.) Marker Tommy Wiseau: I did not! Oh, hi, MarkerBob. MarkerBob: Hi, Tommy. So, now that you know we have all these great people, do you want to help me bring over some more? Fred: No. MarkerBob: Suit yourself. I'll return you to your own world, but if you interfere with my plans, I'll send you and everyone you love to the MarkerZone forever! (MarkerBob draws a hole in the sidewalk with a marker and pushes JCM, Fred, Cha, and Meko into it. They tumble out of the whiteboard in Clappy's room and watch MarkerBob smile as he erases the hole from the other side.) Clappy: Well, I've officially seen everything. JCM: If MarkerBob's immune to my powers, how do we stop him? Fred: JCM, you remember the story Peter Pan? JCM: Nope! Fred: Well, in the story, Tinker Bell's about to die because nobody believes in fairies anymore, and the children are able to save her by getting everyone to believe in fairies again. So, we should try the reverse with MarkerBob! Get everyone to stop believing in him, and he'll have no way into our world anymore! JCM: How are we supposed to do that? Clappy: I guess since I'm apparently a part of this now, how about mass hypnosis? JCM: But I was never good at hypnosis! I wanted Seb to teach me, but he hasn't been answering my calls. Cha: We'll have to find some way to get to Seb, because if we don't, MarkerBob will keep stealing people, and we'll be helpless to stop him. Fred: Seb? He's probably at the Circuit City Golf Course like he is every Monday. JCM: How do you know that? Fred: We've been tight for years! Cha: Looks like we're going golfing, then! Clappy: Great! I'm coming, too! Meko: Don't you guys have, like, classes to teach? Or mental health crises to avert? (The adults leave the room.) Meko: I guess not, then. (To Be Continued)
  10. I'll be HAL 9000 again since I think HAL is scary and I don't want to change my pfp again lol
  11. I'm back with the first major update to the Games page in six months! Due to an update to the emulator for the Flash games, most of them should be playable now. The games that have been tested and are guaranteed to work are under the Working Games section of the page now. 40 games have been tested so far, including all of the Halloween-themed games, which are colored in orange. I'll try to get the rest of them tested over the weekend, but you're free to play as many as you want, of course, and if you do notice any under Working Games that don't actually work, please message me here or on Discord and I'll try to address it as soon as possible.
  12. JCM

    JCMovies

    JCM Fights a Marker Menace (Part 1) (Cha is in her classroom teaching a large group of students including Meko.) Cha: Today, we're going to learn about the evolution of SpongeBob's art style. (Cha presses a button on a remote, and a picture of SpongeBob's season 1 design appears on the monitor behind her.) Cha: This is what SpongeBob looked like in season 1. (Cha presses the button again, and the picture changes to a picture of SpongeBob's season 13 design.) Cha: And this is what SpongeBob looks like now. (Cha presses the button again, and many different iterations of SpongeBob appear on the monitor now.) Cha: This is every SpongeBob design we've seen so far. Make sure you take a picture of this, because it will be on the quiz. (Every student except Meko takes out a phone to take a photo of what's on the monitor while Meko raises his hand.) Cha: Yes, Meko? Meko: Where's MarkerBob? Cha: (rolls eyes) There's no such thing as MarkerBob. Meko: But there's mountains of evidence of MarkerBob's existence! Cha: Who's the art teacher here? Meko: I know he's real! I've seen him! Cha: If you can find a single shot of MarkerBob in a single SpongeBob episode, I'll acknowledge that you're right, but otherwise, these are the designs we're sticking with. Meko: I accept your challenge! (Meko runs out of the classroom.) Cha: Wait! There's still an hour and a half left in this class! (sighs) Whatever. (Meko spends the rest of the day in the school library watching every episode of SpongeBob seasons 2 and 3. As he starts Pranks a Lot, he drops his head on the computer desk, clearly tired.) Meko: Damn it. I haven't seen any MarkerBob. This doesn't make any sense! (The next morning, Meko goes into JCM's office.) Meko: JCM, I have a problem. JCM: And I have a solution! Meko: You know about MarkerBob, right? JCM: I do not! Meko: It's a SpongeBob design where SpongeBob has really thick lines that was supposedly used in certain episodes of SpongeBob seasons 2 and 3, but I went through every episode of both seasons, and I didn't see MarkerBob in any of them! Was it all a lie? JCM: Yeah, probably. Meko: Does that mean I'm crazy for believing in him? JCM: As a shrink, I'm not supposed to use the word "crazy", so instead I'll say you're doozy, not right in the brain, a nut. Meko: What the fuck? How is saying any of that better than saying "crazy"? JCM: But I didn't say "crazy", did I? JCM 1, political incorrectness 0! Meko: (sarcastic) Thanks for the help. (Meko leaves the office.) JCM: You're welcome! Make sure to leave me 5 stars on Google Reviews! I could use it! (As Meko walks to his locker, he finds a giant pickle with a face leaning beside it.) Pickle man: I heard you're looking for MarkerBob. Meko: I was, but sadly, he isn't real. Pickle man: What if I told you...he was? (The pickle man coughs out a piece of paper with an address on it.) Pickle man: Go there if you want to learn more. Meko: Did you...shove that down your throat? Pickle man: Well, I don't wear clothes, so it's not like I had many other places to put it! Meko: I'm not touching that! It has saliva all over it! Pickle man: That's not saliva. It's vinegar. Maybe a bit of LSD, too, but I need something to keep me going. Meko: Fine. (Meko takes the piece of paper from the pickle man and reads the address on it.) Meko: I know where that is! I can get there on my bike! (Meko makes sure nobody is watching before he leaves the school and gets on his bike. He reaches an abandoned Toys R Us and walks inside. He notices all of the shelves are empty except for one, which has a yellow SpongeBob-themed tablet on it. Meko presses a button on the tablet, and Bubble Buddy starts playing on its screen.) Meko: There it is! That's MarkerBob! Why didn't the version of this at the school have him? (Suddenly, the screen goes dark.) Meko: Of course it dies now! (Meko hears a familiar laugh behind him. He turns around and sees MarkerBob in the flesh staring back at him.) Meko: What the fuck? MarkerBob: You're the first person in five years to release me from this prison! Thank you for believing in me. Meko: Is this the LSD? MarkerBob: You must have met my pickle friend. Unfortunately, that awful thing had to be held by a human to free me, but here you are, and here I am! Meko: So...what are you going to do now? MarkerBob: I'm going to unleash the Marker Holocaust! Bye! (MarkerBob skips out of the Toys R Us.) Meko: Well, that doesn't sound good! (In the SpongeBob Community School, Cha walks into the teacher's lounge, where Fred and JCM are watching a video on Fred's phone.) Fred: Cha, have you seen this? (Fred shows Cha the video, which has footage of MarkerBob stabbing random people with a marker who then vanish.) Cha: No! This can't be possible! JCM: I guess Meko was right all along. We owe him an apology. Cha: We need to kill MarkerBob first. JCM: That will be easy! I have superpowers, you know! (Suddenly, the door to the teacher's lounge opens and MarkerBob walks in.) JCM: Sorry! Faculty only! MarkerBob: I just wanted to borrow your whiteboard, since you do have the biggest whiteboard in all of Circuit City in this room. Fred: The better to count down the days until we no longer have to watch other people's kids! (Fred uses a dry erase marker to draw a line on a whiteboard next to 13 other lines.) Fred: (tearing up) Just 166 more days. MarkerBob: I'll borrow that, too! (MarkerBob snatches the marker from Fred's hand and uses it to draw a circle on the whiteboard which then starts to glow.) MarkerBob: You ever watch that show ChalkZone? JCM: Ooh, I loved ChalkZone. MarkerBob: Well, let me introduce the three of you to...the MarkerZone. (MarkerBob jumps into the circle and disappears.) Fred: We aren't going in after him, are we? Cha: No, of course not. (MarkerBob pokes his head out of the circle.) MarkerBob: If you three don't come and visit, I'll send you there permanently the same way I did that to all of those other people. You decide. (MarkerBob disappears again.) Fred: (sighs) I guess we have no choice, then. JCM: Don't worry, guys! I'll be right behind you! Hey look, a nickel! (JCM runs out of the teacher's lounge to chase a nickel rolling down the hallway.) Fred: This is going to be a disaster, won't it? Cha: Yeah, probably. (Fred and Cha climb into the circle as JCM runs after the nickel, which is getting kicked down the hallway by busy students.) JCM: I'll have you one of these days, Thomas Jefferson! Just you wait! (To Be Continued)
  13. JCM

    JCMovies

    JCM Shatters the Fourth Wall Stewie Griffin: (voiceover) Previously on JCMovies... (In 2012, JCM and ClassicNickelodeonFan1 are in front of the doors of the SpongeBob Community School with CNF's little brother, ModernNickelodeonFan1, and Arnold from the Nickelodeon television series Hey Arnold!) MNF1: Hey, who's that guy? (points to Arnold) He looks kind of like Stewie Griffin. Arnold: Are you fucking kidding me? I came before Stewie Griffin! Before! CNF1: I'll walk you home later. Now shoo, shoo! Arnold: Stewie Griffin! Un-fucking-believable! I don't even know why I still bother! Stewie Griffin: (voiceover) Did somebody call for me? Arnold: (looks up at the unseen voice) What the fuck? (In the present day, Wumbo is speeding down the highway in his car with OWM in the passenger seat and JCM in the back.) JCM: Why are you going so fast? Wumbo: Because it's the only way for us to get out of here! Don't worry, JCM. By the end of today, we'll either be back where we came from, or we'll be dead. JCM: Are those our only options? OWM: I like this guy! I can see why he got deported, but I like him, anyway! Wumbo: I see the barrier up ahead! We're about to go through the first wall! JCM: Wall? What are you talking ab- (Suddenly, everything around JCM freezes and stretches for a moment before returning to normal.) JCM: Am I the only one who saw that? Wumbo: Nope! We're officially out of the Family Guy cutaway gag reality! Based on my estimations, we'll have to break through three more barriers before we can return to our reality. OWM: Does it have to be at 90 miles an hour? Wumbo: If we're too slow hitting the barrier, it'll stop us, and then we're guaranteed to die, and in a very painful fashion, I might add! OWM: Well, you've convinced me. Wumbo: The next barrier is coming! Brace yourselves! (Everything around JCM freezes again and stretches even more. When everything returns to normal again, JCM vomits.) JCM: I can't handle doing this two more times, Wumbo! Wumbo: We're so close to home plate, JCM! We've just gotta pass two more bases! JCM: (crying) You know I don't know anything about hockey! Wumbo: But it's...nevermind. We're getting near the third wall! Brace yourselves again! JCM: No! Please! Don't! (As everything freezes and stretches more than the last time, JCM closes and opens his eyes.) JCM: That last barrier is too strong! If we try to go through it, we'll die! Wumbo: How do you know that? JCM: (hesitates) Because...because I created it! (Wumbo's eyes widen with surprise, and as they approach the final barrier, he thinks about what JCM said. He sighs, slows his car down, and pulls it off the highway.) Wumbo: Why the fuck did you trap us in a Family Guy cutaway gag? JCM: I was scared. I was becoming something I didn't want to be. I...I nearly killed a child, one of the children I devoted my life to helping. (JCM leaves the car, and Wumbo and OWM follow him out of it. He watches several cars drive into the barrier and explode, disintegrating the cars and the people inside them.) JCM: This...was the only way I could think of to protect the people I love without becoming a monster. OWM: JCM...you've probably killed hundreds of people already with those walls. If this is your idea of protecting people, you're an even bigger idiot than I thought. JCM: (sighs) You're right. Trapping us in that reality, putting up those walls, partnering with Vlady Putin of all people just to keep my secret safe...that wasn't the way. Your car might not be strong enough to destroy that last wall, but I am! (JCM runs into the highway and punches the front of every car driving towards the barrier, stopping them.) Driver: Fuck you, man! You better pay for that shit! JCM: Sorry, can't hear you! (JCM points an open palm at the barrier and shoots a blast of energy at it, causing it to shatter. Everything around JCM freezes and stretches for minutes. Once everything returns to normal, JCM closes and opens his eyes again. He then returns to Wumbo and OWM on the side of the highway.) JCM: I really am sorry. Wumbo: It's okay, JCM. I'm not mad. JCM: Really? Wumbo: Fuck no, not really! I can't believe that I, Wumbology, one of the smartest people on the planet, got tricked by you! OWM: Humble, aren't we? (Wumbo, OWM, and JCM get back into Wumbo's car.) OWM: I'm actually not mad at you, JCM. It's not every day you get to experience life in a Family Guy cutaway. (Wumbo drives around the stopped cars as he heads back to the school.) JCM: Whatever Tucker has in store for me after today, I'll be ready, and I'll make sure to never lose sight of who I am again! Wumbo: Who are you talking to? JCM: I...thought I was doing one of those anime voiceover thingies. Stewie Griffin: (voiceover) Like this? OWM: (looks around) Whoa, what the fuck? Wumbo: (speeds up again) Nah, fuck this, man! (The End)
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