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  1. https://people.com/tv/betty-white-the-golden-girls-and-hot-in-cleveland-star-dead-at-99/ 2021 really had to get in one last middle finger to us huh. She made it to 100 in my heart.
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  2. And there we have it... we have reached the end... HERE WE GO!!!!! And there it is! Thank all of you for staying tuned. I really wasn't sure how this would turn out when I first started. But I think it came out pretty well. Despite the relatively low amount of submissions, I think we ended up picking 25 solid episodes that really put a spotlight on the show's various strengths. I hope you guys enjoyed the ride too, despite the unfortunate delay. Regardless of how much this show continues to get milked in the future, we will always have classic Simpsons with us.
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  3. Hey, it's me, Honest Slug. And yes, this list is still alive. Truthfully, with how long this has taken, I figured that you guys are owed an explanation. You see that in the end we got a rather small sample size. Overall we got 9 participants. Dman, Wumbo, Hippy, WhoBob, Coffee, JJS, OWM, and Mythix all submitted lists, and I would like to thank each and every one of them for making this possible. I too also submitted a list, if that wasn't obvious. However, with 9 lists, that meant that this list ended up being extremely volatile, and the order very much could drastically change from just a single new submission. With this in mind, I knew some people who may have been interested in submitting a list, and thought I could try to delay the list to give them time to rewatch some episodes. I figured that if the list was going to be this volatile, any minor change could seriously make the difference, and therefore I think it made sense to try to get a larger sample. Unfortunately, none of the people I waited for ended up submitting any lists. I don't blame them, we have busy lives, but that's the explanation for why this took so long. If anyone didn't submit for this list ends up coming up with a list later, then maybe we can do a revised version later, who knows. For now however, this is final. Anyways I should probably clarify how this list is structured. I was vague about how many episodes would be included because I really didn't know how many people would submit, and I didn't want to have a situation where we have a list where outlier episodes making it on despite only being on one list. Therefore, I wanted to see the final data before I came up with a specific number of episodes that would make it on. I ended up deciding on 25 episodes. Overall, I think this was the best cut-off to where each episode garnered at least a decent level of support. As for tie-breaking, if two episodes have the same number of points, I pick the one with more lists, if that doesn't work, I pick whichever episode had the highest ranker, if that doesn't work, I just pick my personal favorite.
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  4. One more, and it's all over! Stay tuned tomorrow.
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  5. Here's my second ever Spin-Off Direct, covering everything happening with my writings throughout 2022. Here we go! First I'll start off with my current works. 1. SBCinema SBCinema celebrates its 10th anniversary in January 2022, as hard as that may be to believe. I’m honored to have continued it and I’m going to celebrate that milestone by finishing Season 6 in January. The last five movies of this season will be: 116. Captain Phillips 117. Finding Nemo 118-120. Star Wars sequel trilogy Season 7 will then premiere sometime later after that. If anyone wants to guest write on Season 7, let me know in advance and I’ll make room for you. 2. Skodwarde Expanded Universe Skod on the Run: Part 6 of the movie was posted recently by me, only two parts remain. I will be working hard at Part 7 soon, and then @Old Man Jenkins will wrap this bizarre adventure up with Part 8. It's only fitting the creator gets to have the final chapter, which I can already say will be insane. We're looking forward to this ending and hope people enjoy it. Mein Kampf Koral: Kampf will finally come next month, solo'd by me. It will be chopped down from the original plan of 13 episodes to 6 now, which I feel will flow better and I didn't want to drag it out longer than needed. We were holding off to see when Nick would release more episodes for us to parody, but since they're not planning to anytime soon, we agreed to just knock it out as I've already had a satisfying story mapped out. I will release it in a bomb format similar to what I did with Pirate Legends in the beginning of the year. This will also help promote the final part of Skod on the Run, giving the Skodwarde a final ride off into the sun. When all is said and done, both of these will feel like a very final send-off to the Skodverse. We personally don't believe there will be any room for more afterwards. As I've said before, there's only so many times we can bring an old work back and these were mainly done as a 10th anniversary gift. But if in another few years I end up contradicting this sentence, every user on this site has the right to protest for removal from staff and throw me in jail. 3. One-Time Star Wars Characters: Where Are They Now? Season 4 will come in January to celebrate the work’s one year anniversary. As a sneak peek, two episodes in S4 will be about Tusken Raiders and Jawas. One-Time will also continue for 5th and 6th seasons, the latter of which @SnOWMan and I have agreed will be the final season. It’s been fun to do this and we’re happy with all the support people have given it. But we’re slowly running low on ideas and don't wanna overdo it. This will also help us plan out a great final two seasons. We feel by the end of the last season we'll have turned over every stone this universe has to offer. For now, enjoy the ride while it lasts. Next up, here are three brand new works coming next year. 4. Riffing Theater 3000: Family Guy Funny Moments Hey Lois. That's right: I'm doing more JRT miniseries, and next year's will be riffing those old fashioned values on which we used to rely. We'll be riffing 13 of the most infamous Family Guy episodes using transcripts. Special credit goes to @Clappy for this suggestion, as the more I thought about it, it felt like the perfect follow-up from riffing Nostalgia Critic. A lot of us have good and bad memories of taking shots at Family Guy over the years, so this made sense to do next. If there's a specific episode you feel deserves to be here, let me know and I'll try my best to slot it in; I know there's a lot of contenders. I'm going to do my best to narrow it down to the 13 episodes that I feel make the most sense and form a point A to point B of what went wrong with the show like we did with Nostalgia Critic. If anyone wants to be involved, let me know. I won't start this until around spring, so that'll give people plenty of time to prepare and think it over. Freakin' sweet. 5. Scooter's Paradise: Remastered Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. One of my most infamous Tv.com spin-offs is getting a remaster! This may or may not be what all of my Scooter shitposting has been building up to. Back in 2018, I did a remaster of The Adventures of Gary the Snail, my first spin-off, which was a fun trip down memory lane. 4 years later, I’m doing one for my second spin-off. Tv.com's death inspired me to do another and I’m honestly kind of interested in giving this a touch up because it could sure use one lol. I'd like to see if I can salvage this Patrick's Paradise rip-off into something tolerable, and if not, hey, nostalgia. Most episodes will remain the same plot wise, but there will be a few overall structural changes. #ScooterReturns 6. Most Wanted “When you live the life of a criminal, there is no happy ending.” For my final announcement, this work will be the next chapter in my current jjsverse for spin-offs. Most Wanted is a 13 part miniseries taking place after the events of Mystic Guardians. It will focus on Vexacus and the bounty hunter crew he met in the final season. Synopsis: Following the events of Mystic Guardians, Vexacus has returned to his normal life of bounty hunting with a new team. However, just when he thought he was off the hook and on top of the world, several ghosts come back to haunt him. There will be a strong Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul and Book of Boba Fett vibe throughout this. I'll dive deep into the criminal underworld, which I had a lot of fun writing in both MG and PL. This will carry a similar tone to Pirate Legends of centering on morally gray characters, but this time I'm focusing on a straight up antagonist which will be an intriguing experiment for me to tackle. There will be flashbacks set before and during Mystic Guardians. Definitely expect cameos from there and perhaps even Storm Racers too, but they will service the story and not just be done for the sake of connecting the universe. I suppose you could call this Mystic Guardians Season 6, but I also personally don’t as by the end I believe this will be able to stand as its own thing. This will start in spring. I look forward to all of these projects. I'm glad my plan from a year ago to help give this section a reignited spark kind of worked. I think 2022 could be potentially even more fun for writings than 2021 was.
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  6. you fucking serious with this shit dude lmfao
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  7. After a chilly month with multiple ties, Snowcember Ball reaches its end. The team competition could've gone either way with multiple ties that created much suspense, but in the end, the Chum Buddies clutched the win with 16 points! The Krusty Krew come in 2nd with 13 and the Solos in 3rd with 6. This marks the Buddies' second Snowcember Ball win and 5th win overall. The Buddies all receive 1,000 doubloons and 50 experience points as their prizes. Better luck in the green month, Krew. MVP Statistics: Chum Buddies: 1: @Santa's Little Helper with 6 wins! 2: @Holly Jolly Molly with 5 wins! Krusty Krew: 1: @Fa with 8 wins! 2: @Merry Dmas with 5 wins! Solos: 1: @WinterArcaninewith 2 wins! Event Win Statistics: Cards Against Humanity: Solos (2/3 wins) SpongeBob Pictionary: Tie (1 win per team) Among Us: Tie (1 win per team) Jackbox: Krusty Krew (2/3 wins) Christmas Trivia: Chum Buddies (5/10 wins) Snowman Hunt: Chum Buddies (3 hunters) Advent Calendar: Chum Buddies (3 completers) See you in March for the first team event of 2022.
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  8. JCM announced the winners on Discord earlier. He is too busy to post the winners here at the moment, so I'll cross-post them in the thread: MEMBERS: WRITING: HALL OF FAME: Congratulations to all of this year's winners, and special thanks to JCM for hosting! I have given everyone their rewards, feel free to put the trophies in your profiles or do nothing with them at all. See you later Bran Flakes for next year's.
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  11. Smoke + Mirrors (2015) Wumbo's Review Clappy's Review
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  12. Beats are such an integral part of rap music. I believe viewing it as mainly a lyrical art form is taking a look at it from a wrong angle. Rap is probably my favorite genre of music, so I feel pretty strong about this subject. I don't know entirely to what you've listened to, but after seeing you list albums liks Madvilliany and Ready to Die, it shows to me that you do want to really understand and appreciate this music. If I may suggest albums, based on what you've said: To Pimp a Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar is probably the best example of beats and tonal expression in modern rap music. It is very, very heavily influenced and implements jazz into the entire album. Not to mention the lyrics are very important tell a story through the entire album. This is probably my mainly point of rap that I enjoy the most. A lot of landmark rap albums, to me, tell the best stories in music. Another good example of this is Aquamini by Outkast. I suppose, as you say, you enjoy tonal music over lyrical importance. So, I can understand when an album is more focused on just rapping, like Eminem or something like that. But, a lot of rap that I focus on is very very beat heavy. Now, I could sit here and suggest trap music. I know that, that is not for everyone. But if I had to suggest any trap music, Denzel Curry's TABOO is probably, objectively the best trap album ever. My personal favorite is Die Lit by Playboi Carti, if I may also suggest. I'd like to shift a bit of focus to my favorite rap album, and in turn my favorite studio album ever produced in general; which is Liquid Swords by GZA. Liquid Swords to me, is everything I personally love about rap music. It's the album, other than TPAB, that I suggest to people. Lyrically, it has everything that makes gangsta rap perfect. It's hard, it's aggressive, yet it's sad and has something to say. The beats are nearly unmatched, and the sampling means something greater than most in the genre. Now, focusing on MF DOOM, I can see where your taste lies in that. May I suggest records like Endtroducing... by DJ Shadow (not rap but important hip hop), It Takes A Nation of a Million to Hold Us Back by Public Enemy (important early hip hop that heavily influences modern rap music), Enter the Wu-tang (36 Chambers) by Wu-Tang Clan (which is an influence in major samples being used during albums, much like Madvilliany), The Cold Vein by Cannibal Ox (a contemporary piece of nerd rap that is closely related to Madvilliany), Flower Boy by Tyler, The Creator (more lyrically focused, but obviously influenced by Madvillainy), Some Rap Songs by Earl Sweatshirt (all lyrical and a lot less beats, but all together is linked to that album. Experimental). Experimental rap is also something I would suggest exploring like Exmilitary by Death Grips or Atrocity Exhibition by Danny Green. I could go on and on about rap music, but I hope you can at least give some of these albums a chance. I don't know if I could convince you or anything, I just like seeing people trying to branch out their musical taste. So it's cool that you made a thread like this to try and reach out.
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  13. Episode 2: Crystal Squeeze One day, SpongeBob is stacking pinecones. Patrick bursts out from the pile and rudely interrupts him, crying that his candy is gone. Now…he’s gonna starve. They soon discover that other campers, including Sandy, had their candy stolen too. First innocent jellyfish getting gruesomely murdered, and now there’s a candy thief on the loose! A lot of weird shit is happening at this camp, many. Squidward suggests this must be Skodwarde’s doing yet again, to which the other campers groan in annoyance and then mock him. Sandy tells him to keep his nutty conspiracy theories to himself, as she wants to look at facts based on reality. SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy then find a trail of candy wrappers (thankfully not left by Seb this time, obligatory ATTWL 3 callback!) which they suspect will lead them to the culprit. Skodwarde pulls Squidward aside again, telling him this isn't his doing for once, but Squidward doesn’t believe him. Squidward asks why he killed those poor jellyfish, to which Skod says he needed to lure the camp owner out, that and because he needed something to eat. Skod warns him to keep an eye on him for him, as he suspects he’s hiding something, but Squidward tells him to fuck off and keep his nutty conspiracy theories to himself. Skodwarde sighs, wishing his cousin, or anyone in general really, would listen to him. Later that night, Sandy gets an idea to set a trap for the candy thieves. SpongeBob acts as bait, wearing a candy costume. Suddenly, something bites his leg, freaking him out. The three shine their flashlights, revealing a little redneck stereotype narwhal known as Nobby. They shake the little shit off, who is then grabbed by his partner in crime, another redneck stereotype narwhals known as Narlene. Nobby realizes that's not actual candy (no shit). Sandy says they've caught them red handed, knowing they're the candy thieves. Narlene and Nobby confess, but reveal they meant no harm. They only wanted people's candy to help make a great new product for everyone. They reveal they discovered a secret candy called “Crystal Blue” and spiced it up by adding the stolen candy to it, showing it to the gang. It looks suspiciously a lot like blue meth, but with tons of sweets added on top of it. Sandy was warned by her parents about taking candy from strangers, so she politely declines. SpongeBob and Patrick are none the wiser though, so they gladly eat it. The two goobers are both sent to paradise, high off their rockers, as this plays in the background: Sandy suspiciously asks where they got this Crystal Blue from, to which Narlene says a good magician never reveals their secrets. Meanwhile, a secret underground laboratory beneath the camp is shown. Down there, tons of crystal blue meth, looking just like what Nobby and Narlene are providing, is being produced by workers. Giancarlo observes them carefully. It is revealed that the camp is a secret front for Giancarlo’s drug business, so Skodwarde was right for once. With the keen eye he has, Giancarlo notices the supply line is a little light and that they are missing product. He asks how this happened, and the workers look at each other nervously, hesitating to answer. One of them comes forward and reveals that two stupid narwhals managed to bury their way underground, finding the lab. They took several of the packages and escaped. Giancarlo is not happy that the lab has been compromised and that their product is out there, for he cannot let the kids discover it. He orders the workers to increase security precautions and ominously declares that he will "handle the thieves." Narlene and Nobby continue to sell their Crystal Blue candy to other campers, who happily dive in. Narlane reveals herself to be not that quite stupid, and reveals she's been working on an invention called "Crystal Squeeze" that makes the Crystal Blue candy for them. Sandy is admittedly impressed, as she sees the machine in action, systematically putting the candy onto the blue meth. The campers applaud, continue eating it up. However, Narlene and Nobby then realize they've run out of Crystal Blue to make, promising to get more. Unfortunately, soon the kids become sick from the meth candy fusion. Narlene admits she may have bit off more than she could chew, feeling nauseous. SpongeBob and Patrick admit they've had enough Crystal Blue for a lifetime. Squidward laughs at this, saying that's what they get for taking candy from strangers. Sensing yet another lawsuit in the pit of his wallet, Kounselor Krabs storms out of his office, looking at the sick campers. He asks who the hell the two narwhals are, seeing on his trusty list they're not registered campers. Narlene apologizes, saying she gave this candy out to everyone. Giancarlo appears out of the blue, handing out medicine to make the kids feel better. He tells them to get a good night's sleep to shake it off. He tells them he is not mad, but to be careful about trusting strangers, and ensures this will not happen again. The kids are inspired by this speech and already feel better. Giancarlo then gives that ominous glare to the two narwhal intruders, making them gulp. Giancarlo politely asks Narlene and Nobby to come with him, to which other campers suggest they’re probably in a lot of trouble. And you bet they are. Giancarlo takes them down to his office, then ominously locks the door behind. Narlene says they're sorry for this, saying they didn't mean to steal his blue candy, they were just curious. Giancarlo didn't want to resort to this, but has no choice as they've seen too much. He goes to his desk and pulls a box cutter knife out of it. He then grabs both narwhals and cuts off their horns with his knife, terrifying the two. He then begins gruesomely stabbing them to death with it, leaving quite a mess in the cabin. He orders one of his most trusted workers, Jonathan Banks (guest starring as himself) to clean up this mess. Sandy takes the narwhals' machine and decides to repurpose it into an acorn maker, helping inspire Sandy to make future contrived and insane inventions. Skodwarde, having watched these events through his binoculars, is curious about where the two dumbass narwhals got that blue meth from. He comes to the conclusion someone at this seemingly innocent camp is secretly making it, and sets his eyes on Giancarlo. Wait, no, not in that way…damnit!
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  14. Episode 1: The Jellyfish Murderer One day, the French Narrator sets our CGI scene and introduces us to Mein Kampf Koral, one of the most popular and unsuspecting summer camps in the seas. There is absolutely nothing suspicious to investigate there, we promise. Pan down to a cabin, where kid SpongeBob wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy after an intense dream about… jellyfishing. Come on now, they’re kids, we’re not quite gonna go that dirty yet. SpongeBob needs to prove himself a great camper by catching his first jellyfish, a day that will be written in history books I'm sure. Kid versions of Patrick and Sandy appear, ready to go jellyfishing with him. Yep, even Sandy is present here, which infuriates many longtime Skodwarde fans for the blatant disregard of its tightly connected lore and continuity. But don’t worry, we’ll hopefully have a satisfying explanation that may make more sense than the show’s. Maybe, idk. Turn your brain off and ignore it for now. They see kid Squidward still sleeping in another bunk, who yes, does still exist at this point in the Skod timeline surprisingly. SpongeBob blows on his clarinet, the awful sounds awaking Squidward and every other camper. Squidward is scared shitless, then angrily takes the clarinet back from SpongeBob, telling him to never touch that. SpongeBob tells him he's gonna catch his first jellyfish today, and Squidward says he'll believe it when he sees it. The kids head outside, when Patrick begins to smell something that kind of smelly smelly, that smells...smelly. Unfortunately, it is not anchovies, but to his nose (wait...) it smells like something potentially illegal. Patrick holds that foreshadowing thought for another time. Larry is seen doing exercises with the kids, here SpongeBob tries to annoy them with jellyfish facts, but nobody really gives a damn. Bubblebath is seen helping give campers baths. Plankton serves...something rhyming with chum and fum to the kids. Sandy asks what it is, but he can't tell her or the camp would get shutdown in a heartbeat. When he serves SpongeBob his food, SpongeBob is very happy because this will give him motivation to catch his first jellyfish. Plankton doesn't have the heart to tell him, so he lets him believe that. Kounselor Krabs blows his whistle, signaling to the kids it's jellyfishing time! And yes, we're aware of what a further mindfuck it is that somehow SpongeBob knew Plankton and Krabs even as a kid, but we'll explain it. Or not. The campers all head to Jelly Meadow. However, the kids are horrified to see dead jellyfish lying on the ground, milked clean of all their sweet delicious jelly. Many kids are traumatized by this scene probably, and Krabs worries about the looming lawsuits. Squidward gasps, feeling that he knows who did this. He tells his fellow campers that his long lost German cousin named “Skodwarde” haunts this camp and is likely responsible for this heinous act. He also further explains that this camp was built on scared land belonging to Nazis and Skod's ancestors, hence why it’s called “Mein Kampf” which you’d think would’ve raised some eyebrows, but the ocean dwellers ain’t the brightest. They all think he’s bullshitting them and don’t take it seriously though, as you probably would too if someone tried unironically telling you something like that. Giancarlo Esposito (starring as himself), the manager of the camp, approaches after hearing all the ruckus. Krabs nervously tells him what happened, hoping he's not fired for this. Giancarlo tells him to relax, keeping a calm demeanor. Giancarlo tells the campers not to panic, as there are plenty of jellyfish in the sea and that this will be investigated. He also insists they not tell their parents to avoid lawsuits. Giancarlo mulls over what could've caused this, but ultimately assumes it was just a wild animal and shrugs it off. The campers head off to find other jellyfish. Suddenly, Skodwarde comes out of the shadows and pulls Squidward aside, telling him to keep his damn mouth shut. Squidward apologizes, saying he just wanted to add some fun to this boring experience, and it's not like they'll believe him anyways. Skodwarde however worries someone may believe it, as he sees Giancarlo investigating. SpongeBob asks who Squidward was talking to, as he turns around to see Skodwarde is gone. Bubblebath suggests it was probably "Skodwarde", as they all laugh at him. After some nautical nonsense of SpongeBob trying and failing to catch a jellyfish, needing to answer his mom's phone call, and breaking into Krabs's office, everyone is beat for the day. Giancarlo has been unable to get any leads of who the sick jellyfish murderer is, but he tells Plankton and Krabs to keep a weary out for anything. SpongeBob feels like a sad virgin because everyone else got a jellyfish but him. Sandy cheers him up by saying she may have a plan. The next morning, Sandy and Patrick rudely kidnap Squidward against his will. He’s painted pink, put in a bowl, and they convince him to act like a jellyfish. Squidward protests that this may not be a great idea with a deranged jellyfish murderer on the loose, but they promise they'll protect him, which only worries Squidward more. They dangle him from a fish line, and make him dance like a jelly so SpongeBob catches it. Patrick tells SpongeBob that there is a “big, ugly ass jellyfish." Skodwarde sees the Squidward Torture Porn in action, and he scoffs at this, claiming only he is allowed to torture his cousin. He then uses his god powers to summon an ugly ass monster to throw a wrench into their scheme and terrorize the camp for the lulz. After they find Jelly Squid, SpongeBob tries to catch it, but the line breaks, and Squidward goes out of control. When he lands, SpongeBob is about to catch him when a big eye opens, and Skodwarde’s monster eats Squidward. Skodwarde views this with a pair of binoculars and laughs at Squidward’s misery. SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy chase the monster all the way to the camp. SpongeBob tries to talk to the monster afterwards, but it eats him. Note that us Skodwarde writers do not condone vore to avoid lawsuits. After landing in the monster's stomach, SpongeBob finds Squidward, and he blows a bubble that expands so much that it carries the two out of there. Everyone claps, until the bubble pops and the soap goes into their eyes. Sandy offers the monster some of Plankton’s c(h)um, terrifying it and causing it to run off like a baby. Skodwarde is not amused by the monster's performance, and vaporizes it. Nonetheless, this was only an experiment and he'll have better ways to fuck with the camp. Squidward gets out of the bowl, when Patrick says that SpongeBob caught his first jellyfish. Krabs cockblocks him, saying that since fake jellyfish don’t count, SpongeBob don’t get his jellyfishing badge. As a consolation prize though, he is rewarded a “saving a counselor from a monster” badge at least. Sandy then asks why that is a badge, but llike many things, she's not gonna get an answer to that question, ar ar ar! SpongeBob also gets a free complimentary Cuban cigar, to which Krabs insists “ye didn’t get it from me” in case his parents sue. SpongeBob feels honored and promises that when he does catch a jellyfish, he'll release it so it doesn't suffer the same fate as the poor ones earlier. Patrick wonders who the jelly murderer was, but Krabs assures them it was likely just a wild animal serving nature's will and nothing more. At his office, Giancarlo is curious about where this monster came from. Between that and the jellyfish murders, he ponders if someone is trying to disturb his business. He would not allow whoever is responsible to continue this. Skodwarde looks out from a bush, seeing Giancarlo walk to his cabin. Skodwarde doesn’t know why, but he has quite a suspicious feeling about this camp owner and vows he will expose his secret…
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  15. I will kill your infant daughter.
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  16. Hey guys. I had a neat idea for a channel inspired by SiIvaGunner. Only instead of video game music, I do production music and songs from SpongeBob. Example: Anyone who wants to collab with me on this channel is welcome to. All you need to do is find a song or APM piece from SpongeBob, edit it with Grand Dad, All Star, or whatever meme you can find on there and upload it to the channel.
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  17. HAPPY JANUARY! Late by one day, but who's counting at this point? Reinstalled so this isn't my *final* desktop for the month. also the Windows 11 taskbar really just sticks out like a sore thumb LMAO
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  18. the world is a cruel bastard, RIP
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  19. Blu-ray of the entire Grimgar anime series Funko pop of pikachu looking angry and on all fours Palamute amiibo What looks to be a locally-made shirt that probably doesn’t have the rights to use Luigi on its design WWE 2K Battlegrounds for the Switch Two new phone charging chords Wireless earbuds Two $50 gift cards for GameStop A holiday snack mix my friend makes every year, a gift basket of assorted local snacks and an Itadakibox full of green-colored Japanese snacks
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  21. Here's my annual Christmas flex, as it's become a tradition for me on here to show what I have: -Spyro Reignited art book -Kingdom Hearts guide book thing -Ho-Oh and Lugia poster (which I had to weigh down with the Funko Pops as shown) -Gift cards for Barnes & Noble, Nintendo, and Hot Topic (I know, I know) -Linkin Park t-shirt -Muse - The Resistance album CD -Beastars manga volumes 6-8 -Danganronpa 1&2 for the PS4 -Miitopia for the Switch -And of course, the main highlight of my gift haul: my Hunter x Hunter stuff: -HxH backpack -Gon Funko Pop (along with the UV protector that came with it) -Gon, Killua, and Kurapika keychains -An assortment of HxH Nendoroids -Also a Gon lamp, which I forgot to put in the picture, oops.
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  22. Ho ho ho, merry Christmas SBC! For this year’s Christmas present, as part of our current achievements system, we’ve added 4 brand new badges and redesigned the level ranks on your profile to fit the SpongeBob theme (courtesy of Patty for those). You may have already encountered the new badges by now, but they are: Voting Machine, Bran Flakes, Enchanted Tiki and Jellyfish Hunter. I'll explain later in the thread how to obtain them. For those not aware, we updated to IPS 4.6 back in late September which comes with their own new achievements system. Certain actions on the community will award you points using automated rules which will level up your rank. For veteran users, this may remind you of Tv.com's (rip) emblems and also a mix of vBulletin Experience. We also used this new feature as an opportunity reboot our badge system. However, I know a few users have had questions on how exactly this system works and how you earn points. I decided to wait until we had new badges to introduce before explaining in-depth. Now that we have those, here's a comprehensive guide on how to get points and what new badges you can obtain through this system. How to Earn Experience Points: Winning games such as SpongeBob Pictionary, Among Us, Kahoot, Jackbox and Cards Against Humanity gives you 300 experience points. Smaller games such as scavenger hunts or side quests may reward you 100 or 200 points. Becoming Featured Employee gives you 200 points. Winning in the Golden Community Awards gives you 200 points. Following a content item gives you 2 points Following a member gives you and them 2 points each Following 50 members gives you and the last member followed 20 points Joining 10 clubs gives you 5 points Making a piece of content (whether post, status, or a private message) gives you 1 point Reaching a post milestone give you certain amounts of points: Giving a reaction gives you and the user 1 point each Having 50 reactions gives you 25 points Having 100 reactions gives you 50 points Voting in 50 polls gives you 25 points Voting in 100 polls gives you 50 points Being on the site for 1 year gives you 50 points Being on the site for 5 years gives you 100 points Being on the site for 10 years gives you 1000 points Badges: Voting Machine: Vote in 100 polls (New!) Bran Flakes: Reach 100 posts (New!) Enchanted Tiki: Reach 1,000 posts (New!) Jellyfish Hunter: Reach 10,000 posts (New!) One Year Anniversary: Be on the site for a year Five Year Anniversary: Be on the site for five years Ten Yer Anniversary: Be on the site for ten years Ranks: Newbie (0 points) Jolly Good Rookie (40 points) Apprentice (90 points) Explorer (185 points) Contributor (250 points) Enthusiast (400 points) Collaborator (800 points) Community Regular (1300 points) Rising Star (1950 points) Proficient (2600 points) Experienced (3900 points) Mentor (5200 points) Veteran (911 points) Grand Master (13000 points) Since this system is still fresh and subject to change at any time, expect more new badges and ways to earn more points to come in the future! We hope you have a great holiday season.
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  23. Wanted to say thank you all for the Honorary Staff Member induction. It was my honor to serve SBC for all the time that I did, and I wouldn't trade those experiences for anything. And @Renegade the Unicorn congrats on your win, my friend, it's clear you deserve it.
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  24. It begins... Night Visions (2012) Wumbo's Review Clappy's Review
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  25. Your plot description left out "WAAAAA-HAAAAAA!"
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  26. The prequel to hit spin-off Skodwarde is finally here! As we build anticipation for Skod on the Run's grand finale to the universe, we'll be doing this as a fun supplement. In this 6 part miniseries, SpongeBob and friends get into whacky adventures at a shady camp run by none other than Giancarlo Esposito. But there's more than meets the eye to this camp, as Squidward brings an uninvited legend who soon begins to cause problems. Will this ruin your childhood and the good name of Skodwarde forever? Possibly! Did OMJ give his blessings for this? I think he did! First episode coming soon to SBC+!
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  27. Really sucks to hear that the WWE’s monthly culling continued over in NXT today, William Regal’s release probably being the most jaw dropping for me. And from the sound of things, a lot of the others were also Triple H guys. Black & Gold NXT may have lost to AEW and it didn’t necessarily “move the needle” the way some would hope an actually good wrestling product would, but it has consistently been the best thing that WWE had going for the last, what, 8-9 years now. Hell, I still remember that time when NXT gave us the best episode of Smackdown in recent memory because Vince left his wrestlers high and dry in a foreign country. It all ultimately comes down to business and I get that, but Triple H and his team gave us something real special with their NXT and their passion showed all throughout the years. That passion and focus is something that Vince’s WWE sorely lacks.
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  28. Skod on the Run Part 7: Rewriting History … Keanu wakes up in an apartment reminiscent of his one from the Skod Wick world. The sun shines through the window. He gets up in a panic, wondering if he made things worse or not with his wish. He walks out of his apartment, seeing people happily walking around outside. Everything seems normal, but now he had to do one final test to see if it worked. He goes back inside and finds a laptop. He googles “SpongeBob SquarePants” (not to be confused with SpringBoob SquirePin) on it, searches around and discovers…the show hasn’t aired a new episode since 2004. His wish came true: SpongeBob SquarePants had truly ended after the first movie in this universe. He does more researching, discovering it’s become something of an obscure cult classic and has nowhere near the amount of widespread attention it has today. He then learns that SBM and SBC don’t exist at all, which means in turn, no Skodwarde. Was his nightmare finally over? However, he had mixed feelings on doing this, as this means he had robbed many people of SpongeBob filled childhoods and the good stuff post-movie brought to the world. He had prevented it from becoming a worldwide cultural phenomenon, who knows how much of history changed without its influence? However, the more he thinks it over, the more he feels the pros outweigh the cons. Skodwarde and Poseidon's war had brought years of suffering to the world and it needed to be stop. Keanu also realizes The Elites sure as shit weren’t saints themselves either by torturing Squidward and children to fuel their satanic powers. He was glad to have put an end to them as well. Poseidon was also one cruel god to enable their practices all so he could have a cock contest with Skodwarde. Keanu has officially disowned Poseidon as his father and wants to start his own destiny. In Keanu's mind, preventing post-movie SpongeBob also spared Squidward from years of misery, so there's that plus. Keanu figured maybe the world could go on with SpongeBob, after all, society seems to be in tact. But now his mind wondered: what is Nickelodeon like without SpongeBob? He does more research and then turns on his tv. Keanu is shocked to see Nickelodeon is airing nothing but 24/7 reruns of The Loud House. Because of SpongeBob ending that soon, this caused Loud House to be created earlier than anticipated. In this universe, Loud House would go on to become the #1 Nick show, spawning multiple movies and spin-offs. On the internet site, The Lewd House on The Loud House Community would also become the studio's #1 work and one of the community’s most acclaimed stories. It finally overthrew the king, which yes, is why we referenced it in Part 5 to build up to this moment. Keanu accepts there is nothing else to be done, not seeing any potential harm in this. The world still had the first three seasons and first movie to remember the sponge by. He finally rests, and watches the sun rise on a grateful universe. Keanu decides to live out his life the best he can in this new timeline. Painty would've wanted him to, whose sacrifice he will not let be in vein. Thinking of Painty reminds him that Gary and Painty were also spared from their fates on his journey, plus Painty wouldn't be roped into The Elites' nonsense either, which he knew from their deep desert conversations in Part 6 that he truly didn't want to be a part of. They may not know Keanu in this timeline, but he's made peace with their deaths and moved on. Keanu continues to explore the city he’s in, which the more he looks at it, the more he sees looks similar to Skod City, but without all of the cyberpunk elements. Bringing things full circle, ar ar ar! He then receives a call from his talent agent, who asks him: “Ready to start filming, Mr. Wick?” It’s time for Keanu to start filming John Wick 5. He’s missed this work, and so, it’s time to get back to work, Mr. Reeves! Meanwhile, elsewhere outside of time and space, a white void (as seen in SB-129!) is shown. Skodwarde is…alone. Familiar creepy ass voices begin to haunt Skodwarde, all exclaiming “ALONE!”. He recognizes this place, unamused. Skodwarde runs around, trying to get the annoying voices out of his head. Skodwarde is furious at the prospect of a dumb book being able to erase him out of his multiverse. He always felt that plot device was contrived even in 2015 and it still is today. He vows that when he escapes, he will kill OMJ and jjs permanently this time and mount their butts over his fireplace. (uh oh!) Skodwarde tries to teleport out of the void, but he is unable to. He then tries to nuke it in hopes of creating a contradiction to get him out, but that doesn't do anything either. Skodwarde begins to have a tempter tantrum, steaming like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. Skodwarde begins to furiously rant in a Hitler-esque speech about how he is the highest being in this universe, not Keanu, not Poseidon, not a bunch of virgins on a SpongeBob forum, and most certainly not a void from a one-off episode! He knew there would be difficulties managing a multiverse, but he never thought it'd become this much of an issue. Everyone is supposed to be his slave, after all, or so he's been lead to believe. Was he a false prophet all along? This was supposed to be his big, final movie, the grand finale to end all finales! How can they end the franchise on a Skodwarde Torture Porn and Keanu Reeves dickride fest!? Skodwarde then has a breakdown, crying and shouting, as he collapses into the ground. All of the chaos he had been sowing for a decade was for nothing in the end. All ruined because of a famous actor who's also a meme. He didn't want to accept it, but it appears the universe's finally tired of Skodwarde and Keanu is the new meme it's embraced. Skodwarde continues to mope on the ground like a baby, when suddenly, someone approaches him. He looks up to see... Squidward? Meanwhile, back at the rewritten timeline, Keanu is seen filming for John Wick 5. After a hard day of work, he is spotted by several fans eager to take pictures of him, which they see as the highest of honors. Keanu rewards them with honorary pieces of reddit gold, making the fans feel very wholesome. Keanu is happy to be doing this again instead of being a puppet to Skodwarde's multiverse. Keanu continues to live out this life for a year, starring in various productions, donating most of his salary to causes, and continuing to be the internet's wholesome savior. He's living life to the fullest in blissful ignorance, happy he doesn't have to worry about a nazi squid god and multiverse shenanigans anymore. You could even say Keanu took his own metaphorical blue pill, the irony. One night, while asleep, he suddenly has a strange dream. The dream depicts the Clusterfuck devouring the rewritten world, and Keanu breaking into Dickelodeon studios for assistance from The Lewd House writers. Keanu begins to yell out in fear and wakes up, unsure what to make of this dream. Did he suffer another glitch in the matrix and is being warned of events to come? Or was it a random nightmare? Keanu tries not to dwell on it too much, he refuses to have this perfect reality ruined. Keanu goes back to sleep, hoping that dream meant nothing (spoiler: it does). As he sleeps, outside of the city, a rumbling noise is heard underground... The next morning, Keanu awakens, feeling completely recharged and ready for action. He takes a stroll through the city, seeing everything looks normal as usual. Nothing to be concerned about. Keanu is headed off to film his scenes for the latest MCU movie, much to the applause of stans everywhere. Kevin Fiege told Keanu it was finally time for it to happen after they came to an agreement on the perfect role. Who is he playing? I can't choose the perfect character for him, so we'll let you the viewers come up with your own headcanon. As Keanu goes to work, suddenly, an earthquake shakes the entire city. Everyone panics, proceeding to scream and run around in circles. Keanu helps evacuate civilians to safety, and is confused as he didn't hear reports of an earthquake today. Unless... this is what the dream warned him about. Keanu then realizes what he saw must be real. Suddenly, the sky turns gray and in the distance, Clusterfuck oozes out from the cracks (pause). The Clusterfuck has awoken again, realizing this timeline has become too dangerous due to Keanu's stunt and that it needs to be devoured. This also once again acts as fitting meta of what a cluster this movie's become. Keanu notices this creature is reminiscent of the mutated Sandy he fought, which he felt was enough, so he's not in the mood to deal with another. He's not even quite sure how to counter it either, given Patchy saved his ass from the previous one. He notices it's consuming everything around it and the fabric of reality itself. He then thinks about how the dream showed the Lewd House writers and suspects they could be the key to helping him defeat this. Keanu then realizes he doesn't know how to get to Dickelodeon and is confused if it actually is a real thing or just an inside joke carried over from Skodwarde. Okay, so we may have complicated things a bit with that, but don't overthink it because it makes sense with the meta story you're about to see, so shh. Keanu rushes through the chaos to his apartment, still helping people to safety along the way. He gets inside and goes to his laptop, looking up the Loud House Community forum. He finds The Lewd House on their own spin-offs section, created by a "PumpkinEater69". It's received as many replies and praises as Skodwarde did in its timeline. Keanu then notices he doesn't see any SBC users at all on the site. But he shrugs it off, figuring that obviously changing the timeline wouldn't make every SpongeBob fan suddenly love the Loud House. Keanu then finds an address for Dickelodeon studios after doing more research (just roll with it), and heads off at once. The Clusterfuck continues to devour the dimension around, as Keanu tries to make it there as quickly as possible, knowing he's running out of time. Keanu arrives at Dickelodeon studios guards and heads for the entrance, but is stopped by two guards. Keanu says he needs to get inside for an emergency, and the guards orgasm upon seeing the real Keanu Reeves right before their eyes. They're more than eager to let him in, so they oblige, but not without asking for a selfie first. Keanu gets inside and after careful snooping, finds The Lewd House's office, but the high tech door is marked as "off-limits". Strange. Using his powers, Keanu hacks into the door and opens it. He carefully walks around a darkly lit room to find... multiple cryogenic freezing pods with people inside of them. What the actual fuck? The pods are all hooked up to the studio's central computer mainframe, which is automatically writing The Lewd House episodes using their power. Inside the pods shows every previous Skodwarde writer in its history: OMJ, Clappy, Wumbo, jjs, CDCB, CNF, JCM in his final obligatory Skodwarde cameo, Nuggets, Trophy, SOF, Fa, Jelly, Steel, Box, Cha, Rev, Fred, and Patty! The gang's all here... except for Hayden and Halibut, who were not invited back to the reunion for ahem, budgetary reasons. Keanu is horrified to learn that Dickelodeon has been using them as cryogenic zombies to write The Lewd House episodes against their wills for years. Perhaps this timeline really did have more horrific consequences than he thought, and now he feels guilty. Keanu presses a button which releases them all from their pods, as cold air blasts through the room. They all get out, and look around confused. Trophy is the first to speak, asking: "Where the fuck are we?" They're also shocked to see Keanu Reeves and immediately ask for him to award them reddit gold, honored by his presence. Keanu isn't sure how to explain this, but he tells them they've been prisoners of Dickelodeon, having their minds used to write a dirty parody of The Loud House for years. Clappy starts to remember now, explaining they are users from the Tv.com SpongeBob board (in this timeline the site didn't go to shit). They continued to have quite a strong community even after the show ended, with their fanfiction writing being one of the most popular parts of the section. Their fanfictions eventually caught the attention of Dickelodeon, who wanted them to write Loud House spin-offs for them, but they refused. So the executives kidnapped them and put them in stasis. Keanu is happy to hear he didn't entirely wipe out SBC, at least. They are disgusted by what they've written, and most of them don't even like the Loud House anyway save SOF, but even she is ashamed. Fa asks how they can ever repay Keanu for freeing them, to which Keanu tells them he came here because he needs their help. Keanu tells them that this reality is his fault and that this isn't supposed to be their fates. He knows they'll think he's yanking their chains, but he tries: after tv.com collapsed, they formed their own SpongeBob Community and many of them became writers on a shitpost dirty parody of SpongeBob called "Skodwarde". He asks if this jogs any of their memories in the slightest. None of them have a damn clue what Keanu is babbling about and thinks he's stoned. The writers all ask if they can leave now, especially CDCB who realizes his pizza is getting cold. Keanu begins pondering how he can restore their memories, and knows he doesn't have much time upon hearing the Clusterfuck's storm getting closer. Meanwhile, back in the void, Skodwarde gets up. He looks at Squidward in the flesh, surprised and confused at how the hell he's there. Skodwarde wonders if this is just a hallucination from going mad here, but Squidward assures him he is the real deal. He explains that with reality rewritten, he was sent to the void at the end of time too given he is a part of Skodwarde's existence in the first place, bringing everything full circle. Squidward admits he should’ve never brought Skodwarde to that summer camp as that was what started all of this batshit insanity (another plug for Mein Kampf!). But Squidward says he is content now that he is finally free of The Elites’ satanic torture. He’s made peace now that the Skodverse is over and holds no ill will towards his deranged meme cousin for banishing him into the Scrapped Dimension all those years. He tells him it's okay and that together they can finally move on together. Squidward opens his tentacles for an embrace, and hugs Skodwarde, who is repulsed by the notion. He refuses to let go of his beautifully crafted multiverse after everything. He won't. But this embrace, and the fact Squidward is part of him, gives Skodwarde a most brilliant idea, so brilliant his "genius" shows one last time (well he's still not wearing pants). Skodwarde realizes since Keanu counters god powers, he could defeat him by fusing god and satan powers together to slay him once and for all. Skodwarde pretends to enjoy the embrace, but then gives a devious smile. He then proceeds to beat the living shit out of Squidward, subjecting him to reenactments of abuse he's endured over 22 years. Alas, poor Squidward can never truly escape his torture. Squidward can't even care by this point, and is just glad to be done with this shit, man. Squidward finally succumbs to his injuries. He's dead as fuck. Some fans may interpret this as Skodwarde performing one last good deed by putting him out of his misery, but nah, it's because Skodwarde needs him dead to perform this freaky stunt. Skodwarde uses what he can of his god powers and begins to absorb Squidward's corpse inside of him. Skodwarde is now infused with satan powers, god powers, Poseidon's powers and Dutchy's ghost powers combined, becoming the ultimate, complete version of Skodwarde. He's ascended to the highest possible zenith, he literally can't get any higher than this, much like jjs. Skodwarde uses his powers to shatter the boundaries the void around him. He appears in the multiverse stream, seeing every reality before him. Skodwarde then snaps his tentacles, which nukes every other dimension in existence, leaving Dimension 102 as the only pure Skodwarde timeline now. That will prevent any other annoyances from rising up. He heads for the rewritten Dimension 102. Keanu continues to desperately attempt to jog the former Skod writers' memories, but to no avail. He then tries to channel his powers and wonders if he can induce the writers with their own glitches in the matrix. Keanu glows and shoots his powers at all of the writers, giving them awakenings. Yep, we're getting to the point with another ass pull. Well, we never said Skodwarde was anything more than a shitpost. The writers start to remember everything and have taken their own metaphorical red pills (thankfully not Q brand). Jelly, CNF, Box and Rev are pretty much out of the loop given their inactivity nowadays, so they shrug along. Clappy would rather continue his reviewing blog than be Skodwarde's puppet. Wumbo needs to get back to teaching his students the study of Wumbolgy. Fa figures it makes sense to bring back the first guest writer for finality but would like to get this over with asap so he can play Ace Attorney. Steel says he's already got a dozen spin-offs to write before he'd even entertain the thought of writing on Skodwarde again. SOF says she's moved on from writing spin-offs and says Skodwarde, much like Impostor SOF, should be left to rest. Trophy said he clocked out of the writing scene ages ago and needs to get back to dunking on both sports and politics on Twitter. Nuggets really didn't want to be dragged back into this mess, especially since he's in the film industry now and doesn't want to be cancelled for his episodes should anyone dig through his SBC posts. Likewise, CD's got a nifty animation career going now too, although his only regret is he didn't get to Skodify Karen's Virus. JCM would also like to finally move on from Skodwarde too, but he knows he's basically contracted to appear in anything SBC related by now. Fred says he hopes the Irate Gamer shows to save the day cause why not add another celebrity at this point. Cha says she's got a Star Trek binge waiting for her at home. Patty says she'd like to get back to drawing her favorite Jellystone and Sonic characters. Jjs needs to figure out a way to wrap up this batshit insane episode before even writing dialogue for himself. Lastly, for the big kahuna and creator OMJ himself, it seems like no matter how many times he tries to escape, he too realizes Skodwarde always pulls him back in. Now that every writer is up to speed and given at least one line of acknowledgement, Keanu explains to them Skodwarde went out of control and tried to make his own multiverse, but it backfired horribly. He's been chasing him across multiple dimensions, and learned he is the key to defeating Skodwarde. He explains how he tried to rewrite history, hence why they're all here, and that the Clusterfuck is about to devour this dimension. Several writers who haven't viewed the work in years' only response is: "goddamn, how much Skodwarde lore have I missed?" Keanu asks OMJ and jjs how he can defeat the Clusterfuck, to which they reveal they don't really know either lol. Jjs explains he came up with the idea of the Clusterfuck on the fly, inspired by Dark Matter from Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon. It was just really something random we decided to end the series with so there could be a big epic battle. However, given how OP Keanu's become, they suggest he could stand a chance at slaying the mighty beast. OMJ and jjs tell everyone that if they ever attempt to write more Skodwarde again after this, they have the right to ban them, to which everyone agrees. The Perfect Skodwarde appears in the eye of the Clusterfuck's storm, descending down upon the studio. He has made the Clusterfuck obey him now. The Dickelodeon executives bust into the Lewd House office, wondering wtf is going on in here, when suddenly, Skodwarde blows a hole right through the studio. The blast incinerates the executives, and Skodwarde sees Keanu with the writers. He would be more disappointed the writers have revolted, but he lost his fondness for them long go. Keanu is shocked, as he thought his wish would've erased him for good, but Skodwarde laughs, saying it's not that easy to get rid of him. Skodwarde explains that erasing him disrupted the fabric of reality and that the Clusterfuck is hungry to correct that. No matter how hard he tries, the universe needs him to exist in some fashion. Skodwarde then adds how he killed every other timeline, saying Keanu can’t Dimension Hopper Pants this shit anymore, biatch! Nuggets says he's gonna fight him for reminding him of that. OMJ says Skod's become just too much, mang. Shit, when he first started it in 2011, he wasn't even expecting it to go for long given he was ready to ditch him as early as Season 2. Skodwarde calls OMJ a weak old man who no longer controls his will. OMJ agrees with Keanu it's time for Skod to end, whatever it takes. Keanu apologizes for getting them into this mess, but they need to stand together to finish off Skodwarde, because the fate of their lives is at stake too. He blesses them with his anti-god powers in hopes it helps protect them against Skodwarde. Keanu warns that they may not make it out alive, but they say at least they went out fighting with Keanu Reeves, an honor nobody else has had. Keanu and the Skod writers stand together in a battle line-up. They're prepared to fight until the end against Skodwarde and the Clusterfuck, no matter the cost! Keanu and the Skodwarde Writers...UNITE! ♪GO GO SKODWARDE WRITERS! GO GO SKODWARDE WRITERS! GO GO SKODWARDE WRITEEERS! YOU CRAZY, COKED UP MOTHRA FUCKEEEEERSSS!♪ Skodwarde facepalms at this, not amused at jjs jerking himself off to Power Rangers yet again and referencing Skodwarde, You're Fucked, one of the biggest shark jumps in the entire series. All that's missing is another return from the Talking Dog at the Shell Shock to recapture that episode because fuck it, why not? But thankfully we're not gonna do that because this clusterfuck of a movie's had more than enough cameos and we're nearing the end. Now, enough monologuing and let's get to the big epic fight! Wumbo is about to say they don't even plan, but Keanu says he'll figure that out. Skodwarde shoots his god powers at the writers, who are protected thanks to Keanu's powers. But Skod's still got tricks up his sleeves, as he unleashes a mix of satanic and ghost pew pew lasers from his eyes, which vaporizes Box and Rev. Keanu says he's never seen Skodwarde do that before, realizing he must have gained more than god powers now, which worries him. OMJ realizes he's become half satan now and once again establishes this shit has gotten too whack. The writers say they'll split up, with half facing Skodwarde and the other half facing the Clusterfuck. The first team tries to hold Skodwarde off with their own wholesome powers and Power Rangers fighting moves. Keanu charges right to the Clusterfuck, sending his wholesome powers at the creature, burning through it. Skodwarde begins plowing through the writers, as he gives OMJ and jjs giant bitch slaps for this movie. He picks both up and sends them flying right into the Clusterfuck, devouring them. Keanu and his team continue to wear down the Clusterfuck and Keanu then gives it a final blow, getting rid of the gooey monster for good. They then turn their attention to Skodwarde, who wipes out Fred, CNF, Jelly and Patty after a valiant effort. Keanu jumps right at Skodwarde, does a Matrix spin, and shoots at him with his Skod Wick gun, piercing through his body. The bullet is only a tickle to him, as he heals it instantly and sends Poseidon's power back at him, knocking Keanu back. Trophy, SOF, Nuggets, CD and Steel all corner Skodwarde, shooting multiple attacks at him. This begins to give him Squidward torture PTSD, but he breaks through it using his satan power and shoots a blast back that vaporizes the five. Keanu tells the remaining writers, Clappy, Wumbo, Fa, JCM and Cha, to stop. Enough have suffered thanks to him, he can't bare to see anyone else perish in this fever dream of a battle. Keanu tells the five to run for the hills. They say they don't mind staying, but he tells them only he can end this and that they probably have lives to return to, at least he thinks. Keanu proposes to Skodwarde the two of them will settle this right here, right now, man to man. Nobody else. Skodwarde agrees, wanting this over with too, and prepares is final strike, which comprises of every power he currently has. The remaining writers scram, and wish Keanu the best of luck. Skodwarde starts to unleash a DBZ level nuke, but unlike in anime he gets right to the point since we have a runtime here. Keanu counters it with his own power, causing a giant collision. Both of the meme gods have stalemated each other, refusing to let go. Both try to push and shove their collision at the other, but they're in a draw. The two can't keep doing this forever, so they release their collision of attacks. This releases a massive, blinding light of an explosion (no Weeknd cameo I'm afraid) that spreads throughout the universe. The flash begins to reset the timeline again, but this time, fixing it back to the way it was before the multiverse. Now we're taken back to the normal Skodwarde timeline, right after the series finale "It's a Wonderful Skod!" has played out. Skodwarde and Keanu appear right in the Koncentration Kamp Koral pitch and where we ended in the first place. Oh. One part left!
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  29. if gyms shut down again IM RUINED. All those gainz for nothing
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  31. Had this one since Christmas because I got a new laptop I'll keep it for a bit longer though
    2 points
  32. 116. Captain Hawkbit Film: Captain Phillips Hawkbit takes command of The Delta Queen, an unarmed container vessel from the Port of YSFlight, with orders to sail through the Discord Channel to SBC. Wary of pirate activity off the coast of Goo Lagoon, he and First Officer Rugratskid order strict security precautions on the vessel and carry out practice drills. During a drill, the vessel is chased by pirates in two skiffs, and Hawk calls for help. Knowing that the pirates are listening to radio traffic, he pretends to call a warship, requesting immediate air support. One skiff turns around in response, and the other – crewed by four heavily armed pirates led by jjs – loses engine power trying to steer through Delta Queen's wake. The next day, jjs's skiff, now fitted with two outboard engines, returns with the same four pirates aboard. Despite valiant efforts of Hawk and his crew, the pirates secure their ladder to the The Delta Queen. As they board, Hawk tells the crew to hide in the engine room, just before the pirates storm the bridge and hold Hawk and the other crew members at gunpoint. Hawk offers jjs the $30,000 in the ship's safe, but jjs's orders are to ransom the ship and crew in exchange for millions of dollars of insurance money from the shipping company. While they search the ship, Rugratskid sees that the youngest pirate Kev does not have sandals and tells the crew to line the engine room hallway with broken glass. Chief Engineer JCM in a cameo deactivates the power to the ship, plunging the lower decks into darkness. Kev cuts his feet when they reach the engine room, and jjs continues to search alone. The crew members ambush jjs, holding him at knifepoint, and arrange to release him and the other pirates into a lifeboat. However, jjs's right-hand man Slug refuses to board the lifeboat with jjs unless Hawk goes with them. Once all are on the lifeboat, Slug attacks Hawk, forcing him into the vessel before launching the boat with all five of them on board. As the lifeboat heads for SBC, tensions flare between the pirates as they run low on the plant-based amphetamine khat and lose contact with their mother ship. Slug becomes agitated and tries to convince the others to kill Hawk. They are later intercepted by the navy destroyer S.S. Gourmet. Gourmet's captain Trophy is ordered to prevent the pirates from reaching the SBC coast by any means. Even when additional ships arrive, jjs asserts that he has come too far and will not surrender. The negotiators are unable to change his mind, and a team from DEVGRU parachutes in to intervene, while Hawk makes an attempt to escape from the lifeboat before being quickly recaptured and repeatedly beaten by Slug. While three DEVGRU marksmen get into positions, Trophy and DEVGRU continue to try to find a peaceful solution, eventually taking the lifeboat under tow. jjs agrees to board Gourmet, where he is told that his clan elders have arrived to negotiate Hawk's ransom. In the lifeboat, Hawk prepares a goodbye letter to his wife in case he is killed, while Slug decides to take full control. Slug spots Hawk writing the letter and snatches it. Hawk retaliates by beating Slug until Kev subdues Hawk by striking him in the back with his AK-47. Slug beats Hawk further and tries to convince Kev and WhoBob that he must be killed. The pirates tie up and blindfold Hawk, leaving him to say his final goodbyes. As Slug prepares to shoot Hawk, Gourmet's crew stops the tow, causing WhoBob, Kev, and Slug to lose balance. This gives the marksmen three clear shots by which they simultaneously kill all three pirates. jjs is arrested and taken into custody for piracy. Hawk is rescued from the lifeboat and treated. Although in shock and disoriented, he thanks the rescue team for saving his life.
    2 points
  33. I don't know how many times I'll have to bump this thread to say that I've regained motivation to draw when I don't want my goal of becoming animator to be further away from me, so from this point on, I plan on posting my art on a more regular basis (Besides, I have a drawing tablet now, so I should have no excuse now to not do any drawings). I've at least wanted to post some new art before the end of the year, so here's a series of rough sketches where I put my skills to the test and make my Chemist Bob avatar more expressive, and it shouldn't go without saying that I'm still a novice at making abstract drawings:
    2 points
  34. A Very Scooby-Doo Christmas Spectacular It's the night before Christmas, and the snow-covered dirt roads of the countryside were completely untouched. That is until the groovy green Mystery Machine drove upon them. The gang was excitedly (and nervously) driving to the site of the latest mystery. "Like zoinks, it's Christmas! Can't we just take a day off?" Cried Shaggy from the back. "Rah, ray off!" Chimed in Scooby. Fred chuckled. "It's almost Christmas, which means it's not Christmas yet! Tomorrow, we'll take the day off." "Until then, we have to find out who is impersonating Jack Frost in the Klaus manor!" Velma interjected. "It's a very perplexing mystery to be sure!" "What if it's really Jack Frost though?" Shaggy asked fearfully. The rest of the gang (besides Scooby of course) laughed in response. "Oh c'mon you two!" Daphene said. "Here, have some frosted Scooby snacks to calm your nerves because we're driving up to the manor now." "Zoinks!" the two said in unison. -------------------- A few hours later, Shaggy and Scooby were hiding in the musty, dark attic of the manor. As usual, the gang split up into groups, Fred, Daphne and Velma doing the heavy lifting and Shaggy and Scooby not messing things up. "You know Scoob, this is spooky but overall it's not a ba-" "AAGGGGHHHHH!" Shaggy was interrupted by a shrill, ear-piercing shriek. He'd heard the others shout plenty of times, but this wasn't a shout --- it was a scream of horror. "Ruh roh" went Scooby. "MWHAHAHA!" An evil laugh came. Now that sounded familiar. "YOU TWO ARE NEXT!" Shaggy and Scooby turned their heads around to see a pale, white icy figure staring straight at them. They didn't even have the time to say zoinks before running right through the floor and down the stairs. Running through a few doors, they saw a horrifying sight --- their friends entrapped in ice! Each of them in a huge, individual slab of ice as a giant incinerator began pumping next to them. Jack Frost then floated on in. "THIS CHRISTMAS WILL BE YOUR LAST IT SEEMS!" He shouted hideously. He began chasing them around the room, until Scooby ran right into the ice coffins, knocking them open and freeing the gang. Jack Frost then fell right into one himself! "Good job gang!" Fred said. "Now lets see who you really are!" Jack's head however stayed on tight. "Like I told you, I'm Jack Frost!" The gang just ran out the door and never returned.
    2 points
  35. dat One-Time SpongeBob Characters HOF induction has been a long ass time coming, mang I don’t know if the Die-In will open back up, but huge thanks to anyone who still voted for it, even with it being dead for damn near a year. And yes, my plan to dick ride Keanu Reeves to the moon has paid off
    2 points
  36. The most comfortable ass crocks. Jewelry. Money. I'm satisfied lol.
    2 points
  37. There was a story that I was told, and I don't remember it, so let's forget it.
    2 points
  38. Oh man, did not think you'd bring Storm Racers back, but I'm happy you decided to take us on one last drive through their world. I've missed these characters and this last team-up/send-off felt like the perfect way to pay homage to them and their world. Great moments, engaging action, fun easter eggs, and a sense that these characters go on to continue living their best lives. Once more, and for the last time, it was a great ride.
    2 points
  39. This is my thoughts on the movie, truncated from a longer blog post I wrote on my relationship with Spider-Man in general: So, I give it a 5/5, two thumbs up, and a standing ovation, and even though it's not a good time to go to a theater, I'm happy I made the trip and paid the inflated movie prices to watch this. What people said about seeing Avatar and Endgame in theaters is exactly what I felt watching this, and the personal connection made it all the more special to me. Now that I've said all I wanted to say, I'm going to retire from movie criticism after this brief return. Maybe I'll unretire again in the future, idk. Writing these things is hard. That's enough, true believer!
    2 points
  40. Just saw it today in my first trip to the theater in 2 years. My review: Overall, very pleasantly surprised with this. I had a great time. Definitely the best phase 4 film so far and I'm looking forward to where Peter's story in the MCU goes from here.
    2 points
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