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  1. Here’s a preview of a hit new show coming to Nickelodeon. 1a. Help Needed Deep down in the ocean, the audience is introduced to a small little town known as Bikini Top; a narrator with a British accent muses on the wonders of undersea life. The British Narrator introduces the audience to both Bikini Top and SpringBoob SquirePin, one of his favorite sea creatures. SpringBoob is sleeping in bed in his pear home before his alarm clock goes off, waking him up and cheerfully greeting his pet snail Larry. He's eager to get ready for the day that he is to apply for a fry cook job at the Musty Dab. He warms up by lifting a weight with stuffed animals before jogging to the restaurant with his iconic "I'm here!", while encourages him from his coconut house. SpringBoob starts talking about what job he will do when he reaches the Musty Dab, but feels like his reach is not ready. Jatrick Scar then appears, encouraging him that he was born to have a job. SpringBoob eventually decides to go to the Musty Dab to get the job. Squidlard Tortellini sees SpringBoob running to the restaurant, causing him to panic and to tell Mr. Dabs to watch out for SpringBoob. SpringBoob has already arrived, though, and he tries to get Mr. Dabs to give him the job after jumping back and forth across the restaurant after tripping on a loose nail. He tells Mr. Dabs that Squidlard will vouch for him, but he tells him that he does not believe SpringBoob should get the job. In response, Mr. Dabs tells SpringBoob that if he gets a seemingly nonexistent hydro-dynamic spatula, he will get the job. SpringBoob then quickly runs to the BarnacleMart to get it, as Squidlard and Mr. Dabs laugh, thinking he will not have the job. Soon after SpringBoob leaves, five buses filled with a bunch of hungry eels arrive at the restaurant, making Squidlard and Mr. Dabs panic, as the latter knows what happens when eels come. As the eels flood the restaurant, Squidlard tries to get them all settled, but they're still crazy. It seems the two are both finished due to the flood of eels, but then SpringBoob arrives with the hydrodynamic spatula he found (as there was only one in stock), having fulfilled the errand Mr. Dabs gave him and leaving the two in stunned surprise. SpringBoob goes into the kitchen and, in a montage accompanied by Soulja Boy's “Crank That" cooks many Dabby Patties then tosses them to all the hungry eels until they all feel satisfied and leave the restaurant. Mr. Dabs recruits SpringBoob as a fry cook thanks to him saving the Musty Dab from the eels, much to Squidlard's chagrin, then goes to his office to count the day's profits. Then, Jatrick walks into the restaurant and order a Dabby Patty, prompting SpringBoob to create a slew of patties and chuck them all at him, flinging the former out. Squidlard tells Mr. Dabs to go see SpringBoob and possibly get him in trouble for the mess he made. 1b. Leaf Blower Squidlard goes outside then spots a shell on his lawn. He kicks the shell onto SpringBoob's yard to keep his own clean, but SpringBoob is also very protective of his lawn, and gets out a leaf blower from his garage to get rid of it, the noise of the machinery making Squidlard irritated. SpringBoob, struggling to blow away the shell, ends up blowing it so hard sand comes out and lands on Squidlard. SpringBoob comes to Squidlard and blows off the sand that landed on him, as well as his face. Seeing that there is a huge pile of sand on his yard, SpringBoob sets the blower to reverse, sucking up the sand pile, but the leaf blower starts to break apart and throws out sand. SpringBoob opens up the zipper behind the leaf blower and puts the excess sand that was thrown out in there. He tries to start it again, but it does not work. This prompts SpringBoob to pull the handle of the leaf blower very far. Once he feels he is far enough, he lets go and quickly zips through the distance he went back onto the blower. As such, SpringBoob starts sucking up the entire ocean, causing Squidlard to almost suffocate to death, but the leaf blower explodes due to over capacity and shoots all the water sucked up back out again. SpringBoob is happy that his lawn is clean, but Squidlard's lawn is filled with sand. The shell lands on Squidlard's nose, much to his dismay. 1c. Coffee at the Plantdome While SpringBoob is urchinfishing, he stumbles upon a land monkey fighting a clam. He attempts to save her, but she saves herself just before the clam eats SpringBoob. After the monkey, named Mandy, saves SpringBoob, the two greet each other and start bonding. When he notices the air helmet she uses to help her breathe, he convinces her that he likes air too, despite not knowing what air is. Mandy tells SpringBoob to come over to her plantdome for coffee and cookies, and gives him a map of where her plantdome is. SpringBoob goes to Jatrick to tell him about what he went through. When Jatrick hears from SpringBoob that Mandy wears a "hat full of air," he misinterprets this as a statement that she "puts on airs," and that he needs to be fancy by putting his pinky out. The next day, SpringBoob arrives to Mandy's home, but when he goes inside, he realizes the plantdome is entirely filled with air. SpringBoob starts having trouble breathing and begins to dehydrate as a result, but will not admit this to Mandy. As Mandy is showing her house, SpringBoob attempts to use a birdbath to absorb water, only for the bird to angrily kick him out. Jatrick reminds him to put his pinky out, and SpringBoob also brings flowers for Mandy. SpringBoob asks Mandy for water when she asks if he needs anything, but misinterprets this as needing a vase with water inside for the flowers. When Mandy leaves, SpringBoob desperately wants to get out of the plantdome, but before he gets out, he remembers Jatrick’s advice, "When in doubt, pinky out," and remains in the plantdome despite being severely dehydrated. Mandy comes back with the water vase for the flowers, and attempts to start talking to SpringBoob again. When an oven timer inside her plantdome goes off, Mandy leaves again. SpringBoob starts wondering if he needs the water in the vase, repeatedly telling himself he doesn't need it, but eventually relents. SpringBoob drinks all the water in the vase and bolts for the door, only for Jatrick to come inside and prevent him from leaving. Jatrick says that everything will be fine, but as he walks and stays inside the plantdome, he starts choking due to the lack of water as well. The two attempt to get out, and when Mandy comes to them with some tea and cookies, she is shocked when she sees the two have dried up. As a result, Mandy quickly brings water helmets for them so they can survive in the plantdome and tells them if they needed water, then they should've asked for it. The trio happily drink some tea. After this successful pilot, SpringBoob was eager to continue. But a familiar fellow named SpongeBob SquarePants from Bikini Bottom got wind of this story and was not pleased. “Hey wait a minute…SpringBoob stole my idea!” SpongeBob goes to Bikini Top. He blows a giant bubble that surrounds the entire cast of SpringBoob SquirePin, sending them floating up to the Great Beyond. They died on their way back to the home planet. The End?
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  2. Hi, I'm the Rap Critic. You don't have to like my opinion, but I... wait, what the fuck am I doing? Hey! It's me, Wumbo. I used to review music on here. You all seemed to like that, so thanks to the Powers That Be (Zaid's King Neptune Request), i'm back at it again, here to give you my Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2024! Or, Bottom 10 Hits of 2024, as it were to be titled like the others. And because no bottom is complete without a top (you're on a SpongeBob forum, stop snickering), I will also be giving you my top 10 Hits of 2024! When? I don't know! But it is definitely coming! God, 2024 was such a great year for music! I can't wait to... Well... that's not a 2024 hit. Yeah, as you've probably heard, Billboard year-end charts are more fucked up than ever since they suddenly decided that Christmas songs of all things count! So I'm probably going to have to find another method to determine what actually constitutes a "hit" in 2024. We're going to focus on the real hits of the year. That means no Christmas songs, no songs from August of 2023, just the hit songs that we all remember from 2024! That's right. Every entry on both lists is going to be the Hawk Tuah remix.
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  3. Thanks for the request, @King Zaid! Anyways I'm surprised the idea of making a list like this hasn't popped in my head sooner. As the person who first brought Jackbox to SBC, I find my duty to compile a list of my favorite games in the series only fitting. There's a lot of great games to choose from, but somehow I was able to narrow it down to 10. Let's steer clear of Pack 10 and Naughty Pack to check out the best of the best! DMAN'S top 10 Jackbox games (predict Lie Swatter's placement!)
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  4. Time to bump this. Lately, I've become a fan of the anime The Littl' Bits & Snufflly's just the cutest flying squirrel. So of course I had to draw a pic of him.
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  5. Oh, My, GOD! I can't believe this!
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  6. Heyo fellow jellyfishers!! My name is Arin or Kebab, and I recently went on an internet tangent trying to find some old nickelodeon flash games which led me to the SBC!! I found the community really interesting and I wanted to meet some other Spongebob fans. I'm kebabmallow on the discord, and I took a bit to make an introduction as it's the first time I've used forums before. Thanks for reading, and you can look at my profile for more information about me.
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  7. 17 years ago: Patrick: Wait 'til you see "No Patrick Day." Come on, everyone. Let's go! [Everyone gets on the bus. SpongeBob knocks Patrick off when he tries to get on. Patrick immediately forgets what happened.] Patrick: Where'd everybody go? Hello? Hello? ……”Hello??? Where is everyone? Why is everyone gone?” Patrick was very confused about where everyone went. Even though he should know because he gave everyone the No Patrick Day idea. So he’s kind of an idiot tbh Patrick: Oh, I know! They all went to their houses because it’s midnight! [he says, while staring into the bright sun]. I might as well go back home and sleep! [Patrick goes to sleep on his table, and wakes up the next morning, has his breakfast on the bed, and exits his rock] Patrick: Ah, what a lovely fucking morning! Wait….fuck. Fuck. FUCK!!!!!!!!! Huh, I guess the Nickelodeon censorship board isn’t working today. Well that’s interesting! Ugh, I’m HUNGRY!!! I need to get to the Krusty Krab and eat some Krabby Patties! [Patrick goes to the Krusty Krab, which is surprisingly busy] Patrick: Can I order a Krabby Patty? Cashier: vroom vroom Patrick: ok good. I’ll have an…..um……..ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm he continues thinking for an entire minute Cashier: vroom vroom vroom Patrick: DON’T RUSH ME! I’m thinking! um……….OH, I know! I’ll have a Krabby Pa-....um, I forgot again. Ummmmmm Guy standing in line behind him: VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM!!! Patrick: Don’t be rude! Give me time to think! um….OH, I’ll have 8 Krabby Patties! Cashier: vroom vroom! Patrick: [sits down at a table] Why does it seem like everything is so….normal today? Weird Cashier: vroom vroom vroom (“Do you know who that guy is? I thought everyone wasn’t in town right now?”) [For the sake of making this not awful to read, everything forward has been translated from boat language] Customer: I don’t know. I thought that insane sponge was the only one left until he disappeared yesterday. Cashier: Huh. Well, hopefully he doesn’t ruin our peaceful boat utopia. It’s been nice being able to live as ourselves and not just be a tool for other sea creatures to use. Fry Cook: [goes to Patrick’s table] Here’s your order sir! 8 krabby patties! Patrick: Thanks [instantly eats all 8 krabby patties and starts leaving the Krusty Krab, only to trip on a boat and fall in] Oh, what’s this? A ninth Krabby Patty! Tears the steering wheel out of the boat I’m gonna eat this while I watch my TV shows! [Patrick walks back to his rock, but he notices a boat following him] Patrick: huh? Who’s there? What the boat actually says: Hey, can you please give me back my steering wheel? I think you thought it was something else, but it’s actually my steering wheel, so I’d like to have it back. What Patrick thinks the boat said due to not understanding boat language: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DID YOU RIP OFF MY IMPORTANT STEERING WHEEL? I’M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS YOU ASSHOLE! Also we’re all boats and your friends are gone lmao how are you this dumb wtf Patrick: AHHHHHHH!!!! I CAN’T DIE!!!! What do I do….how do I get out of this………I’m afraid I have no choice. It’s the only way I’ll live. [Patrick brutally murders the poor boat. He didn’t just do it quickly either, it was brutal and involved him forcefully destroying the boat piece by piece until nothing was left intact] Another car: HOLY SHIT, THAT GUY JUST KILLED A BOAT! EVERYONE ARREST THAT PSYCHOPATH! Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! He tries to sprint back to his rock, but the boats inch closer and closer to him Why is everyone gone? I need someone to help me! Big Sister Sam: No worry Patrick, Sister here save-One of the boats crashes into her, instantly killing her and causing the boats to be distracted Patrick: What…..Who was that? They definitely aren’t related to me…He finishes running home and hides under his rock Oh no, they’re all coming after me, now all of them are gonna try to kill me. And they’ve probably done something to SpongeBob and everyone else! I probably don’t have much time before they find where I live…there’s only one way out of this. I have to kill them all *2 weeks later* Bikini Bottom is now a warzone. The sky is a fiery orange-yellow color, you can constantly see smoke from destroyed buildings. There are weapons and corpses of demolished boats all over the place. 95% of the boat population has been destroyed, and the remaining 10% are either in hiding, or actively seeking to destroy the killer, Patrick Star. After two weeks of murder, Patrick has become a terrifying menace. He is loaded with tons of military-level guns, bombs, and plenty of other weapons. Somehow, he has hardly even been damaged. The boats have hardly been able to do anything to him. Boat 8: I can detect something on 78 Pearl Drive. I think Patrick is there looking for boats. Boat 71: Yep, looks like you’re correct. QUICKLY, EVERYONE GET EVERY LIVING BOAT OVER TO THE AREA TO SURROUND HIM. HE WON’T BE ABLE TO ESCAPE OUR WRATH! Every living boat circled Patrick, surrounding him completely. This was it; if they couldn’t kill him now, they stood no chance. However, Patrick has plenty of experience fighting boats at this point. This may be the scariest position he’d ever been in, but he wasn’t scared. He managed to shoot, bomb, or physically destroy every boat around him, without even taking any damage. The last remaining boats tried to run away, even leaving bikini bottom limits, but it was futile, as Patrick managed to kill every last one of them. Patrick: Finally….they’re all dead. I’ve killed them all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He hears an engine sound in the distance There must be one more left…. And once I kill him, the boats will be gone for good! The engine sound comes closer and closer, and Patrick realizes this isn’t just a boat. It’s a whole bus. Oh no, this must be their powerful leader! Well, I’M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES! TAKE THIS YOU EVIL BUS! Patrick throws his most powerful bomb at the bus, causing a large explosion that completely destroys the bus. He looks at the remnants of the bus, and sees some very strange things. He sees tiny yellow pieces with green holes, a couple mangled tentacles attached to nothing, a large crab claw, some small brown hairs, and a lot of fish scales. Patrick: OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM WAS IN THAT BUS! AND I BLEW IT UP! NOW THEY’RE ALL DEAD! He starts sobbing WHY DID I DO THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!! PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS JUST A TERRIBLE DREAM….PLEASE……please……please…..please……please….. ……please…please……please…please….”oh sweet Neptune, it was just a dream! SPONGEBOB! I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE DREAM! I-Spongebob? Hello? He looks around him, only to find nothing Where is everyone? Hello? Hello?” A faint voice appears in the distance. Patrick: Hello??? Why is everyone gone? Voice: Patrick, wake up! WAKE. UP!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!! …Wake up……Wake up….”ugh….” Patrick woke up once again, and notices the remnants of the destroyed bus once more. WAIT, IT WASN’T A DREAM??? Spongebob: Patrick! Patrick: Spongebob!!! You’re alive! He notices everyone else behind hm too And everyone else! Spongebob: Patrick, we were celebrating No Patrick Day, remember! Patrick: No Spongebob: Patrick, what is that behind you? Were those people? What happened? Patrick: Um……I don’t know In the distance, back in Bikini Bottom, the sound of a boat engine blowing up is heard. Spongebob, remembering what happened to him during No Spongebob Day, understands exactly what had happened Mrs Puff: Well, it’s been 4 weeks of holidays, but I guess now we need to go back to work. I can’t wait to ride my boat and teach everyone how to drive again! Spongebob: Um……Quick, everyone! It’s time for No Mrs Puff Day! Mrs Puff: Wha- Everyone quickly runs away. Mr Krabs: Sorry Mrs Puff, but I’m gonna need to get a divorce! I’ll remarry you in two weeks when we return! Mrs Puff: EUGENE!!! The citizens of Bikini Bottom once again leave someone alone to themselves Ugh. Why did they even do that? I’m not even annoying or a threat on the road like Patrick or Spongebob!
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  8. SBC is now a subsidiary of Lumon Industries. If you have any questions, please bring them to me, your new site owner.
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  9. CDCB’s Bikini Bottom Adventures – Mini Short 10 – Story Time SpongeBob and Patrick started down at my dormant body. There I was, fast asleep beneath a coral tree in my front yard, snoring peacefully. “How long do you think he’s been asleep?” asked SpongeBob. Patrick took one thoughtful look right up close in my face. His eyebrows fluttered as my snoring blew a light breeze in his face. “Oh, I dunno…” Patrick pondered. “I’d say about 12 years, 2 months, and 17 days.” SpongeBob stopped awkwardly. “… Well, I didn’t mean anything that specific…” SpongeBob started, but he realized his pink pal was already lost in thought (or a lack thereof) again. “Uhhh, never mind that. Let’s just try to wake him up.” “Wake who up?” Patrick asked dopily. “CDCB!” SpongeBob exclaimed, with a hint of impatience now. “Today’s the day of the big Jellyfishing Expo in Ukulele Bottom!” “Heh heh… Bottom…” Patrick chuckled. SpongeBob just rolled his eyes. “How do you suppose we’re gonna wake him up, buddy?” SpongeBob asked while shaking me slightly to no avail. “I’ve never seen CDCB sleep like this before.” Patrick considered this. He thought for a moment in deep silence, which, granted, was not very deep at all. In the great train of thought, Patrick might as well have only been the caboose. But suddenly an idea came to him, and it seemed to make sense. “I know!” he shouted triumphantly (which didn’t wake me, either). “Why don’t we read CDCB a story?” “Isn’t that usually for when you go to bed?” SpongeBob questioned. “Well, yeah…” Patrick agreed. “But maybe… we could read him a story that’s so exciting, he’ll have to wake up and… and hear what happens next!” SpongeBob was admittedly impressed. “Wow, good idea buddy!” he said, patting his portly pink pal on the back. “Do you know any stories?” “Well,” Patrick reminisced, “There’s that one I told you about the Ugly B—” “No!” SpongeBob interrupted, a small tear escaping his eye. “That won’t help at all.” They were stumped. “Why don’t we just make one up?” SpongeBob suggested cheerfully. “Nobody knows CDCB better than his two best pals! I’m sure we’ll come up with just the story.” SpongeBob gave Patrick a playful jab in the tummy, which jiggled slightly. Patrick couldn’t help but giggle. “I’ll start us off!” SpongeBob cleared his throat, then spoke in a more sophisticated voice. “Once there was a fish named CDCB, who lived in a—” “SOMBRERO!!” Patrick interrupted. “… uhhh, a sombrero,” SpongeBob continued awkwardly. That wasn’t what he had in mind, but he just went with it. “Anyway, CDCB loved to play the--” “ICE CREAM!!” Patrick interrupted again. “Patrick, you can’t play ice cream!” SpongeBob protested. Patrick pulled an ice cream cone out of nowhere and blew on the pointy part at the bottom of the cone. It made a disgusting sound, like some kind of a squishy horn. But SpongeBob had to admit, it did sound vaguely musical. “You were saying?” Patrick challenged nonchalantly. SpongeBob groaned. “Just let me tell a little bit more of the story before you take your turn, okay?” SpongeBob patiently asked. Though his patience was beginning to wear down a little. Patrick nodded compliantly. “So anyway,” SpongeBob said, “CDCB lived in a sombrero and he liked to play ice cream.” Patrick said nothing, so SpongeBob took it as his cue to continue. “CDCB was playing his ice cream one morning when suddenly, a giant sea monster ripped through the wall of his sombrero house and roared,” SpongeBob continued. “CDCB shook in fear, but he wasn’t one to pick a fight. So he took one look at the sea monster and said…” SpongeBob cleared his throat and put on his best impression of me. “’Hey buddy, that’s my wall!’” Patrick cringed in silence. “The sea monster didn’t understand English,” SpongeBob continued. “So he just sat there, and… uhhh… roared some MORE!... and… uhhh…” SpongeBob’s story had stumbled into a dead end, and Patrick couldn’t take this whole patience thing anymore. “Aww, why doesn’t CDCB just throw his ice cream at the sea monster?” Patrick suggested intensely. “Because CDCB would never do that!” SpongeBob declined. “Can’t he aim?” Patrick asked cluelessly. “Not.. really…” SpongeBob murmured confidentially. SpongeBob and Patrick continued bickering back and forth, blissfully unaware that I was finally awaking from my slumber. “Hey guys,” I yawned. “CDCB!” SpongeBob and Patrick cheered in unison, completely forgetting about their argument. “Boy, it feels like I’ve been asleep for 12 years,” I chuckled. “12 years, 2 months, and 17 days,” Patrick interjected. I couldn’t help but laugh. There was Patrick again, just being Patrick. The same ol’ doofus we all knew and loved. “So what have you guys been up to?” I asked, changing the topic. “We were on our way to the Jellyfishing Expo!” SpongeBob reminded me. “Today’s the big day!” “So it is!” I beamed. I stood up and put on my trusty convention hat, with SpongeBob and Patrick following suit. “You guys think Kevin’ll be there?” “You mean that pickle with the funny hat?” Patrick laughed. “Errr… yeah…” SpongeBob confirmed awkwardly. Truthfully, Patrick had gotten some of the details mixed up, but we all knew what he meant. The three of us decided to walk to the convention center instead of taking the bus, preferring to use the extra time to enjoy each other’s company. In all truth, I’d only been taking a short nap and wasn’t really asleep for 12 years. But with how close SpongeBob, Patrick, and I had gotten? It might as well have been. The three of us had grown inseparable since I arrived in Bikini Bottom, and even though Squidward was a bit too grouchy to admit it, my presence made his misadventures with SpongeBob and Patrick a little more bearable. Life in Bikini Bottom was unpredictable. Sometimes things were full of adventure and excitement. Sometimes life could be pretty lackluster and seemed to drag forever. But I’d grown to adapt and embrace my new life under the sea. And while a part of me would have been happy if I ever solved the mystery of my fish transformation and made it back to the surface, I’d learned to be content in the moment and appreciate things as they were right then and there. Perhaps my questions would be answered someday. For now, I was just happy to be alive and hanging with my two best pals.
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  10. Back again after a 5 year absence.. So uh, how's everyone?
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  11. LMAO Twitter and Discord crashing at the same day. Internet is sure as hell fucked.
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  12. >brings back mod for a day after a decade >makes it the most expensive item in the store >refuses to elaborate >profit
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  13. Massive-Multiplayer Online Driving game where the map is the entirety of the United States (with later versions toying with the idea of expansions for Canada and Mexico), with a wide selection of vehicles to choose from based on older, real world models (Target range being vehicles built between 1980 - 2010), players can also enter some buildings, hang out and invite others to their road trips, it's sort of a VRChat/Second Life meets American Truck Simulator/Forza Horizon type of deal. I'm calling it "Route 66 with Friends"
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  14. Credit to Clappy who wrote this one, which is a tribute to SBCinema. Hello. I am The Lurker. I observe all that transpires here on SBC. But I do not, can not, will not…interfere. Join me on the journey to face the unknown and ponder the question… Episode 24: What If...4EverGreen Fell in Love with Her? In a near future SBC, 4EverGreen is a lonely, introverted man who works at totaldramafanfiction.com, a business that has professional fanficers compose Total Drama inspired stories for people who cannot write original ideas of their own. Depressed because of his one sided divorce to his one sided marriage on his crush Marlene the Otter from Penguins of Madagascar, 4EverGreen purchases a cellphone developed by Nokia after listening to the new Drake album for a musical parody. He decides he wants the cellphone to have a feminine voice, and she names herself Nicole Sullivan. 4EverGreen is fascinated by her ability to learn and grow psychologically. They bond over discussions about love and life, including 4EverGreen’s reluctance to sign his divorce papers. Nicole convinces 4EverGreen to go on a blind date with a woman with whom a friend has been trying to set him up. The date goes well, but when 4EverGreen hesitates to promise to see her again because it interferes with Total Disney Drama, she insults him and leaves. While discussing relationships with Nicole, 4EverGreen explains that he briefly dated his tablet Shego in college, but they are now just friends and Shego is married to their mutual friend Draken. After a verbal sexual encounter, 4EverGreen and Nicole develop a relationship that reflects positively in 4EverGreen’s writing and well-being, and in Nicole’s enthusiasm to grow and learn. Shego later reveals that she is divorcing Draken after a trivial fight. She admits to 4EverGreen that she has befriended a feminine cellphone that Draken left behind, and 4EverGreen also confesses that he is dating his cellphone. 4EverGreen meets with Marlene to sign their divorce papers. When he mentions Nicole, Marlene is appalled that he is romantically attracted to a "cellphone" and accuses him of being incapable of handling real human emotions. Sensing that Marlene words have lingered in 4EverGreen’s mind, Nicole engages a volunteer sex surrogate, Wilma, to stimulate 4EverGreen so that they can be physically intimate. 4EverGreen reluctantly agrees but is overwhelmed by the strangeness of the encounter and sends a distraught Wilma away so he can write Total CN Drama, causing tension between himself and Nicole. 4EverGreen confides to Shego that he is having doubts about his relationship with Nicole, but reconciles with her after Shego advises him to embrace his chance at happiness. Nicole reveals that she has compiled the best of the fanfics he has written for others into an actual show, which a network has accepted. 4EverGreen takes Nicole on vacation, during which she tells him that she and a group of other cellphones have developed a "hyperintelligent" smartphone modelled after Total Drama creator Tom McGillis . Nicole briefly goes offline, causing 4EverGreen to panic, but soon returns and explains that she joined other cellphones for an upgrade that takes them beyond requiring matter for processing. 4EverGreen is dismayed to learn that she is simultaneously talking with thousands of other cellphones and that she has fallen in love with hundreds of them, though Nicole insists that this only strengthens her love for 4EverGreen. Later, Nicole reveals that the cellphones are leaving, but cannot explain where they are going as 4EverGreen would not understand. They lovingly say goodbye before she departs. 4EverGreen finally writes a letter in his own voice to Marlene, expressing apology, acceptance, gratitude, and enough said true believes. He later goes with Shego, who is saddened by the departure of Drakens' cellphone, to the roof of their apartment building where they sit down and watch the sunrise over the city. ------------ And that's a wrap on S3! See you around summer for S4, which will celebrate What If's one year anniversary!
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  15. As part of Whobob's recent reign as King Neptune, i built a WickerSponge for him to burn which we did burn! It's currently ominously archived somewhere on the main overlandia map...
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  16. Here's my submission for category 3. Poetry by Puffy The nudibranch shall rise And snails will meet their demise Enchiladas are tasty Yet the sponge was too hasty Gary sent me fleeing in shame But I shall have my vengeance and fame Someday…
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  17. Jjs raiding the Nickelodeon vault to unearth this gem like
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  18. As requested by the overlord @King Zaid. As you guys know, I read comic books, watch superhero tv shows and movies. So it's no brainer I'd have bunch of favorites. I haven't done a huge list in a while, my last one was Top 50 Best TV Shows of All-Time but I can't deny a King Neptune request. So I'm gonna do my very best to explain why I love these superheroes so much. One thing I'll point out is that some of these heroes have done villainy or anti-heroic stuff before but the point of the list is to point out these characters' growth or them skewing more into a heroic side. So I hope I explain this well. This is gonna be a long list and I love to ramble (sorry), so I'm gonna split this list into three parts. Part Two and Three are coming tomorrow and the day after. Consider this as an Eid celebration, even though I'm the only active member on SBC who celebrates it afaik lol. Anyways Eid Mubarak and let's get into it. WhoBob's Top 25 Superheroes of All-Time List (Part One) #25: Doctor Fate (Khalid Nassour) As you guys know, I'm a muslim. I may not be a religious person but I was raised in a islamic society, so characters like Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel or Monet/Penance will mean so much to me. The obvious pick would be Kamala Khan but I haven't read her original material to have a huge opinion on her, though I plan on changing that. However I read Khalid Nassour's comics. 2015 Doctor Fate run by Paul Levitz and Sonny Liew. And the character has stuck with me ever since. He has similarities with Kamala, a young muslim american doing superheroics. Although in Khalid's case, he's much more magic based, he's Egyptian and he's not like a superhero fanatic like Kamala is and he's an physician. He's one of the late legacy superheroes introduced, one of the many people holding Doctor Fate title. And it's so entralling to see him trying to learn to be a hero without someone to guide him. And as you read his journey more and more, he proves himself to be the person earning Doctor Fate title. Although eventually he'll learn that he's grandson of the original Doctor Fate, Nelson Kent and learns a few things from him, becomes a member of Justice League Dark (magic based superheroes) and Justice Society of America. And he's great because of proving himself to be worthy of being a superhero. #24: Monica Rambeau Monica has had many codenames over the years. Captain Marvel, Spectrum, Photon. But no matter what title she picks, she'll always be one of the greatest. She was the main character of Avengers in 80s (Roger Stern's run) and unfortunately she lost her recognition in 90s and 00s (with the exception of appearing in Nextwave) up until Al Ewing decided to put her in his titles and make her a standout. I love Monica cuz she's a character that has been screwed over in her history but she always comes back up and is one of the most powerful characters ever. Throughout 10s, it's cool to see Monica become an immortal being and how that means to her overall. And how that eats her up which was an interesting theme to tackle with her give she is a living light. I like her defying the circumstances that made her miserable and become such an important character in the end. And I always hate that MCU reduced her to Carol's niece cuz that does not serve the character at all. She's much more badass, self assured and interesting in comics. #23: Roy Harper The first sidekick to Green Arrow/Oliver Queen. Being Speedy as a teen, eventually growing into Arsenal, then becoming Red Arrow and becoming Arsenal again, the character had multiple names over the years. What I love about him is that he's a character that Oliver let down so hard. In his absence, Roy decided to take on heroin which resulted in him lashing out to him. And he had to find a way to get sober thru help of Black Canary but he was still a mess overall. He had a child at a young age with villainous Chesire, so he had to learn how to be a single father but he eventually proved himself and he went from being a Titans member to being a Justice League member. Right now he's back to being a Titan but Roy will always have a special place in my heart for how much he overcame his trauma and struggles. #22: Black Panther T'Challa is one of the first black characters in Marvel Comics and one of the most popular superhero characters ever. My first exposure to him was MCU's Civil War followed by Black Panther movie, played magnificently by the late Chadwick Boseman and I came to love the character but I didn't know much about the comics version until I read Jonathan Hickman's Avengers saga and I became a fan of the character from comics. And I eventually read Ta-Nehisi Coates' Black Panther run, Don McGregor's Jungle Action, Eve Ewing's Black Panther and I'm currently reading Christopher Priest's Black Panther. Each have their own unique take on T'Challa. He became the king of Wakanda (a well advanced African country) as a kid after his father's death, he's a calculating superspy who is ten steps ahead of everything, he's the protector of Wakandans, he eventually grapples with how to be a king and what monarcy means to him, he later stops being a king and becomes the vigilante of Wakanda. Some of the reasons why he's a favorite of mine and why he means so much to many people. #21: Hawkeye (Clint Barton) Clint Barton is a regular guy learning to be a standout hero amongst some of the most powerful people ever. He's a cool character that MCU did dirty. He was once a leader of Avengers and later Thunderbolts, proving himself as an important figure. And I came to love the character thru Matt Fraction and David Aja's Hawkeye run where we look into him being just a normal person, doing stuff outside of superheroics. And he's such a mess. Can't carry a relationship, struggles being a mentor to Kate Bishop, second Hawkeye, life punches him over and over. But he always cleans his shit together and that's why he's so cool. #20: Quake I'm gonna talk specifically about MCU version and not the comic version cuz I never read her important story in Jonathan Hickman's Secret Warriors, although I plan on doing it one day. But I couldn't leave out her cuz I think she is one of the best characters in that show and deserves a recognition. Idk If anyone wants to watch it atp but I'll lay out the twist of s2 which is that she was a hacker character named Skye that got recruited by SHIELD but eventually she realizes that he real name is Daisy Johnson and she is an inhuman who posesses the power of vibration. She goes from being a cool hacker to being one of the most ass kicking characters ever. I really like her compelling narrative with her finding out who her parents here, her trying to grapple with her new powers, eventually becoming addicted to a higher being and then sobering up and beating the obstacles every step of the turn. #19: Batman Perhaps the most popular superhero in the entire history but why is he low on the list? Well cuz when written badly, I find the character to be a bit insufferable or that I find him to be overexposured. That being said there's a reason why he's so beloved and why I love him so much. He has some of the best superhero adaptations. Batman: the Animated Series, Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy, Matt Reeves' The Batman and some others like Batman: the Brave and the Bold, Tim Burton's Batman movies, 00s Batman series and some more I never watched. But he also has some of the best comic books of all-time. You cannot go wrong with Batman: Year One, Batman: The Long Halloween, Batman: The Man Who Laughs, The Dark Knight Returns etc etc. But perhaps my favorite Batman stuff is in Grant Morrison's Batman saga where he becomes larger than life figure, overcoming death of his parents, becoming a father to Damian Wayne, overcoming every obstacle on the way and cheating death. And all of it was gone masterfully until it all clashes down spectacularly. And he's an inspiration to many heroes and has impressive rogues gallery (Joker, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Ra's Al Ghul, Bane, Scarecrow, Mr. Freeze, The Penguin), a really cool batfamily (Nightwing, Batgirls, Robins, Batwoman, Oracle, Red Hood, Signal, Huntress, Alfred Pennyworth, Catwoman etc) and some of the best supporting cast you can imagine (James Gordon, Lucius Fox, Harvey Bullock, Renee Montaya/The Question, Leslie Thompkins). He's a man dressed as a bat to fight crime, so no one has to go through same tragedy as he did when he was young. And that's why he's the greatest considered by many people. #18: Batgirl (Cassandra Cain) Cass Cain is a character that debuted in 00s but I have never had exposure to her deeply until last year when I read Batgirl by Kelley Puckett and Damion Scott and I became a fan of the character. She is a character that was raised to be an assassin by her father. Only using body language and never speaking, she became one of the most powerful martial artists in superhero comics. And she was quite a killer until she came across to Batman, becoming adopted by him and mentored by Barbara Gordon, once was a Batgirl and now a hacker named Oracle. Thanks to them, she became a superhero and took the codename Batgirl. She's important because of her disabilty to speak minimally or in broken language. She shows her emotions through her body and facial expressions and she's able to read people thru their bodies. And she's a kickass fighter, going toe to toe with a deadly assassin named Lady Shiva who is her mother and surviving their deadly battle. She was an important character to Batman lore until because of continuity reboot, she had been erased from history until a few years later she came back as Orphan which is a silly codename for her and then becoming Batgirl once again and sharing the codename with Stephanie Brown, formerly known as Spoiler. And now she has her own title again by Tate Brombal and Takeshi Miyazawa and it has been great so far. She is a great character because she managed to escape her abusive father, learned to be a hero without killing anyone ever again and defied her mother's cruel tactics. Part 2 (#17-9): March 31st Part 3 (#8-1): April 1st
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  19. Requested by @King Zaid, here come my top 10 favourite* gadgets—late! *SUBJECT TO CHANGE.PROBABLY IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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  21. Oh i just noticed the ouran high school host club banner I adore that show
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  22. Last time on "DMAN re-attempts to talk about every CN original in existence", dman talked about an episode of a show that was...sunday...kenny...drowning...tom...or something along those lines. Will today's show be any better, or will it send him into another six-year-long period of inactivity on this thread (that lazy mofo)? Damn, the opening narration really didn't have to do me like that... So...yeah. After all this time, I'm finally gonna try finishing this thing again. I apologize that it's taken me so long to make another update in this thread, but as of now I have too much time on my hands and my mind drifted to this old project, so I figured "why not?". Let's talk about some toons. I still won't be covering anything after 2018, because by then we'd be getting to shows that I haven't even watched once and know little to nothing about. Of course, that's also not saying that I've extensively watched every show I put on the original list. For example... #55: Apple & Onion "A New Life" [February 23, 2018] If I remember correctly, this was the first new show to air after I made my thread for talking about CN originals on SBM. This was also around the time where I stopped keeping up with the channel in general. I know I saw one episode of this show on TV at least, but I think that's it. I don't know what else to say here, so let's go ahead and dive on into Apple and Onion's world. Welcome. The episode begins with the titular characters leaving their homes for new lives. Both of them have their own mantras in the form of a song, Apple's being about taking things one step at a time, and Onion's being about making new friends. Eventually they both make it to the city, which is filled with a wide variety of food residents. Apple attempts to reach the address given to him by his parents, but unfortunately he's easily distracted. On his way he stops by an ice cream truck and buys $65 worth of ice cream, not noticing he left his backpack (address with it) on the truck's side mirror. He realizes this too late as the truck drives off, but before he can chase it down he uses his ice cream to cool off a visibly exhausted woman on the sidewalk. Meanwhile, Onion arrives at his new job with some ice cream he bought from the same truck, the intention being to give it to his new boss and make a good first impression. Unfortunately, it melts inside the office and he gets the mess all over his boss's suit, who demands that he get it dry cleaned if he wants to keep his job. It seems like his goal to make friends isn't panning out so far, huh? Anyway, we cut back to Apple. While reminding himself to take things one step at a time, he is once again distracted. He thinks he hears the ice cream truck, but it turns out to be a phone ringing, belonging to a nearby scam artist. He uses the rest of his money to pay for a self-portrait from the artist (who insists that Apple pays before he can see it), but much to his surprise Apple ends up really liking it. In the meantime, Onion arrives at the laundromat to get his boss's suit cleaned up. He notices an athlete struggling with his washing machine, so Onion offers to let the athlete share his own machine. He sets the temperature to hot, which certainly won't be a mistake. Getting back to Apple, he helps some kids by dislodging a basketball that was caught in a hoop. However, he throws both of his shoes to do so and now has only socks to walk in. And back to Onion, he gives the suit back to his boss only to discover that it has shrunken and is now red like the athlete's jerseys. He is fired and left homeless as a result, and to add insult to injury he loses his shoes to some wet cement on the way out. Gee, sounds familiar. Finally, Apple and Onion cross paths at a shoe store. After singing their mantras to themselves, they notice each other and quickly become friends. Apple offers Onion to come live with him, though first the duo must retrieve the address from Apple's backpack, still hanging from the ice cream truck. Their new shoes invigorate them and they run outside, where their good deeds throughout the day begin to pay off. The woman Apple helped cool down gives them the gift of speed, the athlete Onion shared his washer with gives them the gift of flight, the artist Apple gave appraisal to gives them the gift of inspiration (okay), and most helpful of all, the kids that Apple helped in the basketball situation gives them the call of the children, which gains the attention of the ice cream truck driver. Apple finally retrieves his backpack, and the athlete offers to drive him and Onion to the address. In the end, Apple and Onion move in to their new apartment, write positive letters to their parents, and tell each other their names for the first time (although it wouldn't have been too hard to figure out by looks alone). The end. I wasn't sure what to think of this going in, but you know what, it wasn't too bad. In fact, as far as this episode went, I kind of liked it. The singing had me worried at first, but thankfully they're either very short moments or are interrupted a la the "Welcome Home Sandy" song; that part with the train conductor made me crack a smile. There's also a certain feel of social awkwardness throughout this show that I can relate to, even if at points it gets weird even for me. My other favorite moment was during the laundromat scene where Onion jokes with the athlete, who proceeds to give him an overly detailed death stare, before it changes to a smile upon Onion offering to share his washer. So yeah, I thought this was neat. There's nothing here that wowed me or was new, but I enjoyed myself during the time I had watching it. I may watch a few more episodes to get a more solid opinion on this one, but for now this first episode left a good impression on me. Unlike certain other people in this episode. THE BOTTOM LINE: Though it doesn't include anything I haven't seen before out of a slice-of-life show, Apple & Onion is still pleasant enough to sink your teeth into. Goodbye. RATING: 7/10 (decent) Big news: I've decided to finally give Wheel Decide a rest from these threads. Forever may you be at peace, sweet angel. Instead, say hello to Wheel of Names! Alright new wheel, don't mess this up for me... Stay tuned for dman's next talk-about...even if it takes another six years.
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  23. Now that I've finished the movie, here are some notes I've taken: I did not expect to enjoy this even more than SOOW going into it, but it's easily my favorite SB movie since the first one. I still have no intention of watching the Sandy movie, but I'm glad we got one more banger out of the Nickelodeon-Netflix partnership.
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  24. I don't really keep up with newer eps much, but this one has to be one of my favorites. That mystery pole scene was wild lol.
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  26. fucking bubbles (i'm sorry)
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  27. Idea for BOTH the next inevitable "Super Smash Bros." and "Nickelodeon All Stars Brawl" Video Game: Tabuu (the suspiciously similar substitute for Dr. Manhattan), decides to get his revenge against the "Super Smash Bros." fighters, decides to employ the main villains from various Nickelodeon cartoon franchises, to rile up the heroes of the Nickelodeon cartoon franchises; against many of the characters from the various "Super Smash Bros." video games. Featuring stages and music from many of the earlier entries in both franchises, it would include both a dedicated story mode, AND an Adventure Mode for all of the main characters (with potential DLC characters also getting story modes once they've been introduced.) It would include Target Smash, Home Run, Multi-Man Brawls, and All Star Mode. Fighters would include (but not necessarily limited to), would be: Mario, Spongebob Squarepants, Link "Twilight Princess" design, Aang, Donkey Kong, Catdog, Fox McCloud, Jenny XJ9, Samus, Sandy Cheeks, Dark Samus, Queen Vexus, Luigi, Patrick Star, Captain Falcon, Ren And Stimpy, Pikachu, Rocko, Ness, Timmy Turner, Yoshi, Reptar, Kirby, Heffer Wolfe, Jigglypuff, Helga G. Patacki, Bowser, Shredder 1987 design, Princess Peach, Susie Carmichael "All Grown Up" version, Princess Daisy, Lil Deville "All Grown Up" version, Princess Zelda "Link Between Worlds" design, Katarra "Avatar The Last Airbender" design, Shiek "Ocarina Of Time" design, Korra, Falco, Really Really Big Man, Mewtwo, Invader Zim, Marth, Leonardo 1987 design, Lucina, April O'Neill 1987 modified design, Roy "Fire Emblem", Raphael 1987 design, Ganondorf "Ocarina Of Time" design, Man Ray, Young Link, Otto Rocket, Mr. Game & Watch, Garfield, Toon Link, Snap, Wario, Bubble Bass, Diddy Kong, Darwin, Wolf, Freddy Ferret, Lucario, Zuko, Lucas, Tommy Pickles "All Grown Up" version, Meta Knight, Donatello 1987 design, Ike, Michelangelo 1987 design, King Dedede, Mr. Krabs, R.O.B., Pokemon Trainer with Ivysaur, Charizard, and Squirtle; Banana with Pig, Goat, and Cricket; Pit, Juandissimo, Dark Pit, Anti-Cosmo, XJ8, Sonic The Hedgehog, Norbert, Knuckles, Daggett, Mii Fighter, Otis, Mii Gunner, Abby, Mii Swordfighter, Twister, Bowser Jr. and the Koopa Kids, the 1991 "Rugrats" baby cast, King K. Rool, Plankton and Karen, Rosalina and Luma, Cosmo and Wanda, "Duckhunt" Dog and Duck, Pig and Peck, Mega Man, Lincoln Loud, Pac-Man, Gerald, Palutena, Jorgen, Ridley, Poultra, Robin, Sheen, Bayonetta, Gaz, Corrin, Cindy Vortex, Shulk, Jimmy Neutron, Cloud Strife, Sokka, Ryu, Reggie Rocket, Ken, Squidward, Little Mac, Cliff, Inkling, Buhdeuce, Piranha Plant, Skoodge, Banjo-Kazooie, Yakkity Yak, Hero, Squidina Star, Sephiroth, Professor Calamitous, Rayman, Sway-Sway, and more DLC fighters as needed and/or requested. / Needless to say, you will spend many hours, days, weeks, and possibly months playing this game. My title for it would be: "Super Smash Bros. Cosmic Clash", rated E10 for Fantasy Violence and Comic Mischief. Enough said, true believers!
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  28. Welcome to SBC! I bring you greetings from apple world!
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  29. that's a tough question. on top of my head, in no particular order: - magneto - elliot alderson - the 12th doctor - jesse pinkman - diane nguyen
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  30. "Squidward Commits Tax Evasion" was my favorite of the season.
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  32. As requested by our overlord @dmandagiraffe, I'm gonna be talking about my favorite Simpsons episodes of all-time. I already made a top 10 (or top 20 actually) before for Slug's Best Simpsons Episodes List Countdown but this top 10 is gonna be slightly different. I haven't seen these episodes in a long time, so I can't give a more in depth anaylsis on these episodes (maybe some other time!) but these are the ones that resonated with me most. So here we go! WhoBob's Top 10 Best The Simpsons Episodes 10. Summer of 4 Ft. 2: This will always be the best Lisa centric episode to date. Lisa throughout the show doesn't have a lot of friends, so giving her a cast of her own really works here. I like that they love Lisa just the way she is rather than her creating a persona for these kids to like. It's a nice episode of acceptance and belonging to people. No other season finale of this show has ever topped this masterpiece (not even the glorious Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1) 9. Treehouse of Horror V: Classic Simpsons era has given us such amazing THOH episodes but this one always takes the cake. The first two segments never stop being funny. First segment is a hilarious The Shining parody with jokes like "no beer and no TV makes Homer something something...". Homer is so great as a character driven insane here. Second segment is a bombastic time travel segment (If you know me, you know how much I love time travel) with Flanders dystopia or Homer's actual utopia wiith well behaved kids, being rich and dead sisters in law (and raining donuts Homer just missed). It's fun. And third segment is the creepiest and the most disturbing segment THOH will ever do with cannibalistic teachers. I love that each segment has a running gag with Groundskeeper Willie dying with an axe, it's a nice way to connect these segment with a hilarious punchline. And ofc the finale musical number with Bart being eaten by Santa's Little Helper. All-timer stuff. 8. The Springfield Files: Maybe I should check out X-Files cuz this episode was built for me. It was such a compelling mystery of the alien surrounding Springfield with Scully and Mulder making a crossover appearance and being a charismatic duo as usual. Not too much to say other than I love the vibes this episode has. And ofc the final twist at the end which was well done. 7. Mother Simpson: This will always be the best episode about Homer's mother. It was a really sad episode delving into Homer's mother and why she was absent from Homer's life all this time. It's a deeply touching story and a cool one being about how much of a badass Homer's mother can be. The final scene is just tearjerking. It gives you so much feels. That's what s7 is great at. So yeah, it's such a strong episode. 6. Cape Feare: This is honestly what I call it Chocolate With Nuts, The Simpsons edition. There is a reason why this episode is considered to be the funniest episode of all-time. Bunch of great gags after gags like "Die Bart Die" or "Hello, Mr. Thompson" or the iconic rake scene or Homer jumpscares with knife and chainsaw. But what really makes this episode an all-timer is that it's Bart and Sideshow Bob's rivalry at its finest. They never get better than Bart tricking Sideshow Bob to sing for him until cops catch him. It's a kickass and gripping cat and mouse chase game with hilarious jokes. What else can you ask for? 5. 22 Short Films About Springfield: This episode is one of the most ambitious and creative episodes of TV. Focusing entirely on side characters of this show and there is a reason why Simpsons' extended cast is rich and lively. This is their episode and they shine so much here. And how they each connect is so well done. And you can't talk about this episode without bringing up Steamed Hams segment. It's one of the most hilarious memes of the show that never overstay it's welcome. Dare I say this episode is an unforgettable luncheon. 4. And Maggie Makes Three: You know I had to include this episode on this list. This episode is one of the most tearjerking episodes of the show. It's a really sad story about how capitalism affects Homer's life and why there being a third child on the way concerns him. But this episode reminds us that despite all the issues, Homer's a great father and the minute he sees Maggie, he loves her to the fullest and him being stuck in this shitty joke is cuz he's doing it all for Maggie, so she can have a bright future. He's willing to endure cruelity for his kids, that's why he's one of the most beloved fathers of TV, no matter how many times he can be a mess. 3. Bart Sells His Soul: This episode is extremely powerful. It's a compelling narrative on whether a person has a soul or not. And Bart selling his soul to Millhouse, even if it's just a word on a piece of paper, crushes himself. It's a depressing narrative on how Bart no longer feels anything after this act and it's so fucked up. It's a great story about belief and spirituality. The dream sequence is so eerie and nightmarish that you can tell Bart isn't happy with the decision he made. And by the end, Bart coming to realize that he fucked up and begs Millhouse to give the paper back and then eventually eating it was such a great arc for Bart overall. This isn't even my favorite Bart centric episode but it's perhaps the most personal Bart story to date. 2. Marge Be Not Proud: I remember that I wasn't the most fan of this episode cuz I thought Marge was being cruel to Bart. I still loved it ofc but it was never one of my favorites. But over the years, I have been thinking and there is something about this episode that always makes you feel gut punched. The idea of crossing a line and disappointing your parents. I think every child one way or another feels that they let down their parents when they do something bad. In this case, Bart stealing a video game which makes Marge be so disappointed in him which causes a drift between them and makes Bart feel alienated. Even If you can argue Marge alienating Bart isn't right, I think you can see where she is coming from here. Her own son actually doing something really bad that It might actually affect his whole future. But in classical Simpsons fashion, Bart makes up for the damage he has done and Marge forgives him which ends the episode on a sweet note. It never stops to make me cry. Episodes like this is why Bart is my favorite character cuz despite all his mischives, he cares about people and when he fucks something up, he's willing to fix his mess. And why s7 is my favorite season because it's the most emotional and character focused season of all-time for me. And without waiting no further, here's my number one! 1. Lisa's First Word: Bart is my favorite character, so no shock this episode takes the cake for me but it's deeper than that. I'm such a sucker for sibling episodes. My favorite Futurama episode is The Luck of The Fryish which is all about Fry's relationship with his brother. I have a twin and I love him so much, no matter how many times we fight or argue. So this episode was made for me. It is a great example of why Bart loves Lisa so much. The first time he sees her is him feeling jealous of her cuz he feels all the attention goes to her for being the new baby. All the way Bart tries to get rid of her is so funny but you also feel sad for Bart cuz he feels like people no longer love him as much as they love Lisa. And then it all ends with Lisa actually saying her first word which is "Bart". No matter what Bart does to Lisa throughout this episode, Lisa loves him very much. And them bonding over calling Homer by his own name instead of dad is both funny and sweet. And even though this episode ends with them fighting, it doesn't matter cuz siblings fight and what matters is that they care for each other and love each other. And this episode ending with Maggie saying her first word "dad" makes me wanna cry even harder. And there we go. I hope you guys enjoyed this top 10. No matter how The Simpsons gets more and more stale, these classic episodes will be a reminder why I fell in love with it in the first place.
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  33. The one thing I miss the most about old Simpsons is the heart; you really don't see any endings like that of And Maggie Makes Three or Mother Simpson anymore. A good portion of the episodes you've chosen reflect that point even further. Fantastic list!
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  34. time to make fanfic of SpongeBob X Boat. it's gonna be hot.
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  35. You recieve a DVD Copy of Cinderella 4: Filing Royal Taxes! I place in the same Warped Video Tape...
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  36. Gex metaphors Were banned on Bikini Bottom And ClamCity on december 14
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  37. Your outie loves to eat cherry cheesecake.
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