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I know it is hinted in episodes of SpongeBob that the Dutchman is in love with women but if you listen closely to the episode "Shanghaied", you can hear him say this: Therefore, it is implied that the Dutchman is the true bisexual icon of the show.

Welcome to another weekly poll. This week's poll is which era of Nickelodeon is your favorite! It's no surprise that we all grew up with Nickelodeon, so it was a good idea to highlight each era of the show and find out what makes them unique in their own way. So which one do you have the most fondness? Explain more in depth in why you choose one of these eras in this thread If you wanna.

HELL FUCKING YEAH for putting Glass Beach on your playlist! Phenomenal band! Anyway, here's Wonderwall my own Block Party playlist consisting of Pere Ubu, Thomas Dolby, and De La Soul! Taking full advantage of Prez's suggestion to have collabs as part of the blocks for two of the artists involved, so hope y'all enjoy!

https://spotify.link/GSoReVFGPCb Hope I got this right also I just downloaded Spotify to make this

https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/spongebob-squarepants-renewed-season-15-nickelodeon-1235740263/ Confirmed it will have 26 episodes again.

JCM Fights a Marker Menace (Part 1) (Cha is in her classroom teaching a large group of students including Meko.) Cha: Today, we're going to learn about the evolution of SpongeBob's art style. (Cha presses a button on a remote, and a picture of SpongeBob's season 1 design appears on the monitor behind her.) Cha: This is what SpongeBob looked like in season 1. (Cha presses the button again, and the picture changes to a picture of SpongeBob's season 13 design.) Cha: And this is what SpongeBob looks like now. (Cha presses the button again, and many different iterations of SpongeBob appear on the monitor now.) Cha: This is every SpongeBob design we've seen so far. Make sure you take a picture of this, because it will be on the quiz. (Every student except Meko takes out a phone to take a photo of what's on the monitor while Meko raises his hand.) Cha: Yes, Meko? Meko: Where's MarkerBob? Cha: (rolls eyes) There's no such thing as MarkerBob. Meko: But there's mountains of evidence of MarkerBob's existence! Cha: Who's the art teacher here? Meko: I know he's real! I've seen him! Cha: If you can find a single shot of MarkerBob in a single SpongeBob episode, I'll acknowledge that you're right, but otherwise, these are the designs we're sticking with. Meko: I accept your challenge! (Meko runs out of the classroom.) Cha: Wait! There's still an hour and a half left in this class! (sighs) Whatever. (Meko spends the rest of the day in the school library watching every episode of SpongeBob seasons 2 and 3. As he starts Pranks a Lot, he drops his head on the computer desk, clearly tired.) Meko: Damn it. I haven't seen any MarkerBob. This doesn't make any sense! (The next morning, Meko goes into JCM's office.) Meko: JCM, I have a problem. JCM: And I have a solution! Meko: You know about MarkerBob, right? JCM: I do not! Meko: It's a SpongeBob design where SpongeBob has really thick lines that was supposedly used in certain episodes of SpongeBob seasons 2 and 3, but I went through every episode of both seasons, and I didn't see MarkerBob in any of them! Was it all a lie? JCM: Yeah, probably. Meko: Does that mean I'm crazy for believing in him? JCM: As a shrink, I'm not supposed to use the word "crazy", so instead I'll say you're doozy, not right in the brain, a nut. Meko: What the fuck? How is saying any of that better than saying "crazy"? JCM: But I didn't say "crazy", did I? JCM 1, political incorrectness 0! Meko: (sarcastic) Thanks for the help. (Meko leaves the office.) JCM: You're welcome! Make sure to leave me 5 stars on Google Reviews! I could use it! (As Meko walks to his locker, he finds a giant pickle with a face leaning beside it.) Pickle man: I heard you're looking for MarkerBob. Meko: I was, but sadly, he isn't real. Pickle man: What if I told you...he was? (The pickle man coughs out a piece of paper with an address on it.) Pickle man: Go there if you want to learn more. Meko: Did you...shove that down your throat? Pickle man: Well, I don't wear clothes, so it's not like I had many other places to put it! Meko: I'm not touching that! It has saliva all over it! Pickle man: That's not saliva. It's vinegar. Maybe a bit of LSD, too, but I need something to keep me going. Meko: Fine. (Meko takes the piece of paper from the pickle man and reads the address on it.) Meko: I know where that is! I can get there on my bike! (Meko makes sure nobody is watching before he leaves the school and gets on his bike. He reaches an abandoned Toys R Us and walks inside. He notices all of the shelves are empty except for one, which has a yellow SpongeBob-themed tablet on it. Meko presses a button on the tablet, and Bubble Buddy starts playing on its screen.) Meko: There it is! That's MarkerBob! Why didn't the version of this at the school have him? (Suddenly, the screen goes dark.) Meko: Of course it dies now! (Meko hears a familiar laugh behind him. He turns around and sees MarkerBob in the flesh staring back at him.) Meko: What the fuck? MarkerBob: You're the first person in five years to release me from this prison! Thank you for believing in me. Meko: Is this the LSD? MarkerBob: You must have met my pickle friend. Unfortunately, that awful thing had to be held by a human to free me, but here you are, and here I am! Meko: So...what are you going to do now? MarkerBob: I'm going to unleash the Marker Holocaust! Bye! (MarkerBob skips out of the Toys R Us.) Meko: Well, that doesn't sound good! (In the SpongeBob Community School, Cha walks into the teacher's lounge, where Fred and JCM are watching a video on Fred's phone.) Fred: Cha, have you seen this? (Fred shows Cha the video, which has footage of MarkerBob stabbing random people with a marker who then vanish.) Cha: No! This can't be possible! JCM: I guess Meko was right all along. We owe him an apology. Cha: We need to kill MarkerBob first. JCM: That will be easy! I have superpowers, you know! (Suddenly, the door to the teacher's lounge opens and MarkerBob walks in.) JCM: Sorry! Faculty only! MarkerBob: I just wanted to borrow your whiteboard, since you do have the biggest whiteboard in all of Circuit City in this room. Fred: The better to count down the days until we no longer have to watch other people's kids! (Fred uses a dry erase marker to draw a line on a whiteboard next to 13 other lines.) Fred: (tearing up) Just 166 more days. MarkerBob: I'll borrow that, too! (MarkerBob snatches the marker from Fred's hand and uses it to draw a circle on the whiteboard which then starts to glow.) MarkerBob: You ever watch that show ChalkZone? JCM: Ooh, I loved ChalkZone. MarkerBob: Well, let me introduce the three of you to...the MarkerZone. (MarkerBob jumps into the circle and disappears.) Fred: We aren't going in after him, are we? Cha: No, of course not. (MarkerBob pokes his head out of the circle.) MarkerBob: If you three don't come and visit, I'll send you there permanently the same way I did that to all of those other people. You decide. (MarkerBob disappears again.) Fred: (sighs) I guess we have no choice, then. JCM: Don't worry, guys! I'll be right behind you! Hey look, a nickel! (JCM runs out of the teacher's lounge to chase a nickel rolling down the hallway.) Fred: This is going to be a disaster, won't it? Cha: Yeah, probably. (Fred and Cha climb into the circle as JCM runs after the nickel, which is getting kicked down the hallway by busy students.) JCM: I'll have you one of these days, Thomas Jefferson! Just you wait! (To Be Continued)

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In that case, here is my selection of songs that I would like to be included in this thing. / Michael Jackson: 1. "Wanna Be Starting Something" 2. "The Girl Is Mine" (With Paul McCartney). 3. "PYT, Pretty Young Thing" Heart: 4. "These Dreams" 5. "Never" 6. "Who Will You Run To?" Jefferson Starship: 7. "Find Your Way Back" 8. "Stranger" 9. "Layin' It On The Line" / Enough said, true believers!

Hello all! I'm QuackersClocks, but everyone on the Internet simply calls me Quackers! I'm known for making custom credits for SpongeBob!

To celebrate 30 years and the end of the show, here's a little thing Ex and I made for fun. Hope the two other Power Rangers fans on SBC enjoy. Go go Power Rangers, you mighty messed up obscure morphin characters! Heroes and Allies Trey of Triforia (Zeo) The Trey trio became furious that they were forgotten to time, believing they are the true Gold Zeo Ranger. In a desperate attempt to regain relevance, they launched a “healing” program which was secretly a scam. It did not go well. They are currently serving life in prison for defrauding the galaxy. Phantom Ranger (Turbo) Many had wondered for years who the mysterious Phantom Ranger’s identity was. It turns out he was none other than The Lightbringer, a fedora wearing man who reviews comics and Power Rangers. After his brief run helping the Turbo rangers, for the next few decades he made it his sworn duty to analyze and fix the plot holes in Power Rangers lore from the shadows. Just don’t ask him when the next History of Power Rangers is. Nova Ranger (SPD) Ever since helping the SPD rangers in their final battle, the Nova Ranger has been the subject of much debate and intrigue. Fortunately for all of those interested, she will be releasing her tell-all memoir “Force from the Future” in 2041 following a cross-timeline tour. The book is said to cover love, loss, and what it truly means to go ‘electro mode.’ Albert Smith (Dino Charge) Prior to meeting the Power Rangers, Albert ran prolific Bigfoot websites dedicated to his existence. Despite faking his proof, the real Sasquatch would go on to contact Albert after his stint as the purple Dino Charge ranger! Sasquatch was so inspired by Albert’s bravery that he wanted to become his friend, helping Albert get over his fear of monsters. They currently own a ranch together. Thor (Operation Overdrive) After meeting the Overdrive rangers, Thor would go on to have a prosperous career in another superhero franchise: the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Unfortunately, after the lukewarm reception to his latest film, he retired and jumped back to Power Rangers, only to realize the Overdrive team has long been out of commission. He now has a job as Harford’s new butler since Spencer retired. Even Gods fall on hard times. Villains Rito Revolto (MMPR) Contrary to popular belief, Rito actually survived the Z-Wave. He went deep underground and eventually opened his own small Italian necromancer themed restaurant on Earth. They say it’s a hit during Halloween. However, despite the joy this restaurant brings, Rito forever lives in a state of paranoia, worried the rangers might come get him. Not a day goes by where he doesn’t stare out the window missing his sister either. Lokar (MMPR) Last seen taking Scorpina to the Talos Dimension, Lokar realized just how lonely he was once it was just the two of them. After many spats, Lokar had begun renting out the Island of Illusions back on Earth, visiting all of the tourists and guests as a giant head. Rides inside of Cyclopsis are $100 an hour. Impostra (Lost Galaxy) Despite vowing to return, Impostra mysteriously vanished and never faced the Galaxy Rangers again. But now we know where she was: helping InnerSloth create the hit game Among Us. It turns out her true passion was developing a true magnum opus game where she could express her special talent, so she turned into a human and pitched the game idea. Rumors say she even streams the game and has amassed an army of simps, one day hoping to use them against the Galaxy Rangers. That’s how you play the long game. Octoroo (Samurai) As Xandred was defeated and his ship was sent sinking, many had believed Octoroo to be long gone. Fortunately, Octoroo was able to call in a favor from former employer Nintendo after doing the Samurai Wii and DS games, and they were able to aid and secure him. He now has a cozy job supplying “medicine” to all Splatfest competitors. Loki (Operation Overdrive) Much like his brother Thor, Loki too would have a prosperous career in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He got his own television show and continues to be a pivotal character in the mythos- just don’t ask him about someone named “Diabolico” Civilians David Trueheart (Zeo) Tommy Oliver’s brother David Trueheart was one of the potential candidates thought to be the Gold Zeo Ranger. While they weren’t associated initially, David would actually be called in as the head of Public Relations in the case of Trey of Triforia. This is due to David meeting Trey one day, who were the actual ones that taught him to teleport. This is the only recorded instance of their powers ever working. Fresno Bob (RPM) When Ziggy saved his life, Fresno Bob felt his entire world view change. Following Venjix’s defeat, he decided to retire from the criminal life and used his money to help the world recover. He rebranded his image into Bob Duncan, star of hit sitcom Good Luck Charlie. Funky Fisherman (Dino Thunder) Funky Fisherman learned a valuable lesson about being a good person to his co-workers after his monstrous experience with Mad Mackeral. His show continued on and he remained a beloved host, but he eventually felt it was time to pass on the torch. He let Marty take the mantle as the new Funky Fisherman while the original decided to pursue a music career. This would lead to various conspiracies about his death, but trust us the experts when we say he’s doing fine. Ice Cream Attendant (Dino Fury) After having his ice stream cart saved by the brave Dino Fury rangers, the Ice Cream Attendant took their heroic deed to heat and sought a new purpose in life. Legends say he later became a famous New Zealand actor, often going by the moniker of “Brughy.” The Old Dumbass Lady Who Doesn’t Know Monsters Exist (Lightspeed Rescue) This fucking lady. This dumb, stupid, ignorant woman. This is where I tell you what they’re up to, and I will, but it pains me to even bring her up. Did she not have a television!? It should be of no surprise to you that she moved away from Mariner Bay shortly after due to an embezzlement scandal involving a hospital for sick children. It’s cruel irony, but she was the monster all along. Good riddance! The End

Actually, from what I read; the "Power Rangers" franchise ISN'T coming to an end, but they are planning to (somehow) reboot it next year, apparently WITHOUT the usage of ANY "Super Sentai" footage whatsoever! I personally don't know how they're going to make THAT work, but I certainly wish them good luck!

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So I just finished watching Cosmic Fury and while I liked it, I felt it was rushed, and I while I do like the more open-ended "and the adventure continues" type implications (since the Rangers are still connected to the Morphin Grid and the idea that this is a prequel to Once and Always judging by Billy's last line), it doesn't feel like a true potential "ending" if this IS going to be the last entry in the franchise (as we've known it in the last 30 years) in the same way "Countdown to Destruction" was back in 1998. I've talked about what the "true" problem with Power Rangers is as of late on Twitter - and I'll say it again here: the problem is that Hasbro, like Saban before them, are desperately trying to make lightning strike twice the same way MMPR did back in 1993; however they're doing so incorrectly by trying either to reboot it or (in Simon Bennett's case) trying to divorce it from the tokusatsu genre. Now, on the other side of the spectrum, there are Sentai purists who despise PR and see it as either a "blight" on tokusatsu or an ooutdated relic of 1980s/90s style "Americanizations" of Japanese media. And while I can agree that PR is admittedly rooted in a now-out-of-fashion practice, the solution is not to dub Sentai a la modern anime dubs (both for practical and values dissonance-related reasons). The real problem with Power Rangers as a franchise is that it tries too hard to chase that magic and rest on its laurels without realizing what made MMPR good in the first place - it wasn't unique admittedly, and the plots and characters (especially early on) could be goofy at times. But MMPR had good writing and characterizations, and could be something anyone could enjoy.

Having just finished watching Cosmic Fury, this was wild and wonderful. Happy 30th, PR. Thanks for everything.

I'm back with the first major update to the Games page in six months! Due to an update to the emulator for the Flash games, most of them should be playable now. The games that have been tested and are guaranteed to work are under the Working Games section of the page now. 40 games have been tested so far, including all of the Halloween-themed games, which are colored in orange. I'll try to get the rest of them tested over the weekend, but you're free to play as many as you want, of course, and if you do notice any under Working Games that don't actually work, please message me here or on Discord and I'll try to address it as soon as possible.

On the bright side, the makers of THIS movie have the advantage of knowing what NOT to do when making a movie LIKE "Five Nights At Freddie's" (something that "The Banana Splits 'Film'" honestly didn't have and something that "Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey" for some reason CHOSE to ignore); so statistically speaking, it has a BETTER chance of being a better movie than THOSE two attempts! Enough said, true believers!

will i get un ban from sbm in a week?

I have to say, for your final work, you went out on the highest of notes. This show encapsulated exactly why I love you as a writer. With every work you do, you're always reaching for the stars in a way that feels very much within the confines of what you do best. Action, adventure, heart, all words that can describe anything you've done from Storm Racers to Aquatic Avengers. For this work in particular, I could see all the best parts of the influences you took to make this thrilling new corner of the Jjsverse. The Boys is obviously one of the influences, and I appreciate the way you kept the spirit from that but twisted it into something slightly more lighthearted and hopeful. That signature Jjsverse heroism greatly balanced the darkness out. I enjoyed all the characters, the old, the remixed, and the legacies from Jjsverse-past. I squealeddddd when Mighty Max showed up on the scene, as that was a character that I definitely wanted in the mix for this. I didn't expect him to have such a meaty role like he did, so I enjoyed getting to spend an extended amount of time with him, possibly more than we got on Mystic Guardians. Thank you for allowing us to go on one last ride through the Jjsverse, a world that I find hard to believe began over a decade ago. Since then, that world has not only expanded, but you've also expanded as a writer, and it's been a joy to watch how much. Perhaps your writing career here on SBC has come to an end, but I don't believe this is the last thing I'll ever read from you. I'll be anxiously anticipating the next time I get the privilege of being mesmerized by your words.

What’s your favorite instrument ever? Is it the drums? The guitar? Electronic equipment? Whatever it is, say it here!!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Monday, October 30th: 5:00pm EST: Allergy Attack! (292B): After cooking his kazillionth Krabby Patty, SpongeBob believes he's developed an allergy to them. Tuesday, October 31st: 5:00pm EST: Big Top Flop (293A): When the circus comes to town and steals his customers away, Mr. Krabs tries to sabotage the show. Wednesday, November 1st: 5:00pm EST: Sandy, Help Us! (293B): Sandy spends the day solving everyone's issues, only to return home to her own monster of a problem. (Season 13 Finale) Thursday, November 2nd: 5:00pm EST: Single Celled Defense (294A): Sick of being stepped on, Plankton learns self-defense from Sandy. (Season 14 Premiere)

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SpongeCraft Frontiers has been updated to Minecraft Java 1.14! Not the biggest jump ever, but this allows us to bring in some new features while retaining enough optimization for players. I hope y'all will find this to be a welcome announcement!

jjs x ex retcons too much previously established lore

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Already DM'd this to Hawk, but I'll post this here as well. My submission revolves around the series of Vocaloid songs, Evillious Chronicles, particularly the Story of Evil part of it. If you've ever listened to Daughter of Evil or Servant of Evil, this is where those songs are from!

Welcome to SBC! I bring you greetings from apple world!

Okay, so for those who don't know what this is based on, let me give a brief explanation on a certain radio station called 91x. 91x, or XETRA-FM is a San Diego-based alternative music station. One thing that the station does every so often is play music in blocks, in which they take 3-5 songs from one artist and air them all consecutively. There's been a lot of discussion about 91x on the Discord server from Prez, and it's got me thinking that I should make a collaborative playlist based on this particular format. As for the rules for building the playlist, they are as follows: -Make your playlist through Spotify. -Pick 3 music acts with 3 songs for each corresponding artist; in other words, each playlist should have a total of 9 songs. -While 91x is alternative music-based, anything goes when it comes to your music artists and songs of choice, as long as they're available on Spotify. -No repeat songs/music artists, or joke entries. The current deadline for this playlist collab is currently at the end of September, on the 30th. on the 9th. If interested, be sure to post your Spotify playlist to this thread before the deadline. Entries:

Super late with this one as well lel - I have to be at work in the next hour, so I'll forgo the lengthy track notes and just post a list of the artists covered in the spoiler and the playlist itself afterwards. Enjoy!

I try not to have SpongeBob bias when it comes to this poll but really: Even discounting SpongeBob, the early-to-mid 2000s were my favorite era. While I do like some of the shows the decade before like Hey Arnold or Rocko, I feel more connected to stuff like Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Oddparents, Avatar, and Danny Phantom. Hell, the 2000s gave us Nicktoons Network and during its best era in the mid-2000s, we got stuff like Kappa Mikey and The Secret Show so I'd be lying if I said I liked any other decade of Nick more than this one.

Demons by Imagine Dragons Believer by Imagine Dragons Radioactive by Imagine Dragons These are my choices Edit: Apparently I need three songs from three artists, my bad Enemy by Dmagine Iragons Thunder by Dmagine Iragons It's Time to Begin by Dmagine Iragons Follow You by Imagine Dinosaurs Bad Lier by Imagine Dinosaurs Zero by Imagine Dinosaurs

Vylet Pony: Antonymph, Lesbian Ponies With Weapons, Nonexistent Meet Cute Sparks: Amateur Hour (feat. Erasure), Beat the Clock, When Do I Get to Sing My Way My Chemical Romance: Planetary (GO!), I'm Not Okay (I Promise), Blood

The type of catharsis and thorough study on depression I needed right after riffing that pokemonstrosity. Nothing will ever send me on a whirlwind of emotions quite like this miniseries of riffing theater. May you join fellow theater, SBCinema, in resting easily in Davy Jones’ Locker.

Joined the SBC discord sever my display name is meep and im @Yummylethird

Episode X: Squidward's Suicide (Warning: Disturbing imagery and graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised.) The End

Chapter Ten: Unite We open on a flashback to younger versions of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the Mermalair for the first time. They have just finished building it with the help of allies and undersea creatures. They look around impressed at the technology and infrastructure. Barnacle Boy flicks a switch, turning all of the lights on, illuminating the lair. “With state of the art modern technology lining this cavern, we’ll be able to respond to emergencies in no time.” Mermaid Man noted, turning the main computer on. “We picked the right spot. It’s safe and sound underground, none of our enemies will ever find it.” Barnacle Boy added. “Unless you count the legends of cave dwellers but I’d like to hope they leave this place alone.” Mermaid Man said. The duo continue setting up the lair by unboxing materials and moving them in place, installing their security system, and stocking their wall of weapons with valuable items from their adventures thus far. The duo take a break from organizing things and eat lunch in the lair’s break room. As Barnacle Boy eats his lunch, something comes on his mind and seems to sour his appetite. “Hey, can we talk?” Barnacle Boy asked. “Of course lad, just not with your mouth full.” Mermaid Man responded. “It’s rather serious and morbid but here goes. When we’re fighting evil, I can’t lie, it’s kind of scary knowing one of us could fall. The possibility of death haunts me.” Barnacle Boy expressed. “Certainly not the conversation I expected us to have today.” Mermaid Man joked, trying to lighten the mood. “Sorry to dour the mood.” Barnacle Boy apologized. “No need to apologize, it’s great to express these thoughts with your companions instead of hiding them. The thought passes my mind too. But I let it pass and keep fighting because regardless of how tomorrow looks, I know the world needs us now.” Mermaid Man inspired. “Good mantra to have, captain. One other thing I wonder about is how we’d like to be remembered should that unfortunate event ever come to pass. What’s written on someone’s gravestone can retroactively define their entire life. If the day comes…I’d want mine to say “Trusted Sailor.” What would you want your gravestone to say?” Barnacle Boy inquired introspectively. Mermaid Man ponders it over for a bit. He could go the easy route and say “Hero”, but he didn’t want something so simple to define his life. He eventually decides on the perfect descriptor. “True Friend. That’s what I want on my gravestone.” Mermaid Man decided. “Good choice.” Barnacle Boy replied, impressed. The duo finish their lunch and continue to set up the Mermalair, enjoying their time. The four titans awaken from their shrines again, mostly frozen in place and roaring in pain, trying to figure out what’s wrong. Heroes and villains across the sea glow in pain, feeling their power being drained away thanks to Frostiles’ infection. Poison Algae has escaped from her Grecian prison, but as she’s running, grows weaker and stops in her tracks. In their faraway state, Man Ray and Dirty Bubble collapse on the street. “What’s happening to us!?” Dirty Bubble panicked. In Downtown Bikini Bottom, Mighty Max looks around at the IJLSA allies in pain, wondering what’s causing their suffering. “I can’t use my light!” Lighthouse Lass cried. Mighty Max tries to aid them, but this is beyond his scope. He realizes Frostiles must have corrupted the source of all super powers, hence why this sickness is not hurting him. “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, I know wherever you are, you’ll save them all.” Mighty Max pleaded. In Nordavia, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Homesurfer continue to glow in pain, while Frostiles stands over them laughing. The trio try to summon energy to fight back, but their attacks all fizzle out. Frostiles freezes the trio solid, leaving only their heads unfrozen similarly to Silver Saint. He approaches them, slicing his blade through the snow. Homesurfer tries to shoot lasers from his eyes, but can’t. “The coup de grâce. Seeing how “legendary” you three are, I’ll grant you an honorable demise. Any last words, bold heroes?” Frostiles asked tauntingly as he sharpens his blade; his ego has decided to draw this out, making a special exception for these three. “I see now…you wanted us to find the titans, and then you infected them with your dark magic. Clever, I’ll give you that.” Homesurfer realized. “It wasn’t too hard to exploit the naivety of your organization when you let ego and fame blind you. I must admit, in their prime, the duo would’ve found out about me sooner than you did. What a pathetic successor you are. It’s a shame the IJLSA caused the demise of all superheroes, what an ironic tale to be told in history.” Frostiles bragged, but Homesurfer tries not to let his words hurt him. “It’s not their fault. Anyone can make a mistake when fighting pure evil.” Mermaid Man weakly defied, as Homesurfer is touched he’s standing up for him. “As you warned to us before, don’t be so overconfident that you’ve won.” Barnacle Boy weakly added. “You pathetic old men, you can barely speak! But I understand why you’re desperate to fight despite the odds. This is all you have. There’s only Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, the legendary superheroes. No actual human beings with any personality or lives left. That’s why your kind are frauds. On a dime, society will soon forget about you for the next shiny hero, which they already have for Homesurfer. Oh yes, I saw the bitterness and jealousy in you. I don’t blame you one bit with how they pushed you aside. That’s why I want to kill the idea of anything “super” forever, and in a way, it can help spare you the pain of being forgotten.” Frostiles spoke, trying to get under their skin, but they refuse to let him. “That’s where you’re wrong. We will always live on in people’s minds and hearts. The idea of superheroes will never die.” Mermaid Man defied. “I almost respect your delusions. Farewell.” Frostiles replied coldly. Frostiles swings his blade, when two gun shots are faintly heard. Two heat bullets strike Frostiles in the back, burning through him. Butcher’s gun scope is then shown from a zoom out. “Twice in a day, I deserve to have my pay doubled for this.” Butcher boasted. The bullets make Frostiles lose focus of his power, causing the super infection to subside for the time being. The IJLSA, heroes and villains briefly regain their composure, wondering if everything’s okay now. While Frostiles is hurt, the ice prisons around the trio weaken, and they try to break out. The trio’s bodies begin to glow red, tapping into Supricus’ power while they can. They break open the ice prisons, shocking Frostiles and knocking him back onto the snowy ground. He quickly tries to remove the bullets from his body, infuriated at this interference. “While his infection is weakened, I’ll get my team to check on each titan. Team, listen to me, we don’t have much time. Frostiles infected each titan with something, look for possible wound spots.” Homesurfer ordered to them via communicator. “Roger that. Glad you’re okay.” Blue Arrow responded. “Hopefully my magic can counter his, I’ll try my best.” Emerald Enchantress responded. “We’ll see if my titan cooperates.” Miss Appear responded. “I’ll try to heal Supricus. Can you handle him?” Homesurfer asked. “With pleasure.” Mermaid Man and Barnacle Both replied at once, cracking their knuckles. Homesurfer flies off to help Supricus, while the duo rush toward Frostiles. Frostiles teleports behind them and attacks with an ice gust, knocking them down. “It amuses me how much you continue to cling onto this role when society doesn’t care about you anymore. Why fight for a world that will eventually leave you behind?” Frostiles inquired, walking closer. “If the world chooses to ignore us…then we will fight like we always have.” Mermaid Man said determined, slowly getting up from the snow. The duo flash all four titans’ energy interchangeably, indicating they still have enough to use for now. Mermaid Man uses the power boost to send an aqua punch at Frostiles, sending him to the ground again. Frostiles gets back up and clashes his blade against Mermaid Man’s cane. Barnacle Boy shoots his enhanced sulfur vision while they duel, burning Frostiles’ arm. The duo continue to fight Frostiles the best they can. A quad shot showing the IJLSA members in their respective locations. Blue Arrow scales up the cliffs, and sees the wounded spot in Gigantus’ armor. Blue Arrow loads his lucky arrow, doused with a local healing herb, and loads it into his bow. He carefully points it, takes a deep breath, and fires the arrow into Gigantus’ wounded spot. It slowly begins to work and Gigantus comes to its senses. Emerald Enchantress levitates into the air and walks across Skyvern’s body, who doesn’t even seem to feel her. She sees the wounded armor spot and casts a healing pulse on it, concentrating deeply. The spot fades away much to her surprise and Skyvern regains its senses. Miss Appear disappears and teleports onto a cliff close to Knighyura. She sees the wound and ponders how to heal it. She then throws a bomb at a lava spot below, which explodes and releases a lava blast. The lava strikes the wound, burning the infection, and Knighyura comes to its senses. Homesurfer flies straight to Supricus, seeing the wound He fires lasers at the spot, which burns the infection and heals the spot. Supricus comes to its senses. The titans do not return to their shrines yet, sensing immediate danger. “Gigantus is secure, thank my lucky arrow.” Blue Arrow reported through the communicator. “Skyvern is fine, looks like Frostiles’ magic isn’t so powerful after all.” Emerald Enchantress reported. “Knighyura appears alright, hopefully everyone else’s powers are okay now.” Miss Appear responded. “Good work team. I’ll help Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy finish off Frostiles, keep me posted.” Homesurfer responded. Frostiles throws several chunks of ice at the duo. Mermaid Man channels Gigantus’ strength to smash through one, then uses Knighyura’s speed to maneuver through more. Barnacle Boy channels Skyvern’s flight to fly over them, and then uses Supricus’ power to strike Frostiles with multiple aqua fists. Homesurfer returns to the duo’s fight, shooting lasers straight at Frostiles, but he dodges. Frostiles shoots several icicle shards back at the trio, who smash through them with their enhanced power. The trio send a combined tidal wave right at him, but he freezes it solid, pointing right at his face. Barnacle Boy destroys it with his sulfur vision, sending all the shards at Frostiles, who strikes at them with his blade. While distracted by those, the trio send a combined boosted whirlpool attack, knocking Frostiles against a mountain wall. “Had enough yet? We’re feeling recharged and can do this all day.” Barnacle Boy bragged. Frostiles is tired of this and decides to activate the final stage of his plan. He then holds up his blade, which glows a dark aura. It knocks the trio back, and are unable to walk through its powerful energy field. “What’s he doing!?” Homesurfer asked, trying his best to break through. Frostiles had stolen some of the titans’ power through the astral plane when he infected them, storing it in his blade. Bursts of blue, green, purple and red energy shoot into the sky, colliding together. The energy is icy and corrupted due to Frostiles infecting them. Frostiles absorbs a large collection of snow nearby. He shoots a blast from his blade at the four blasts, which combine together to form a giant ominous ice comet. He falls back after doing this, since this used up most of his energy. Leif and the Frostheim villagers look up at the ice comet, wondering what’s going on. “Oh no…this is the final stage.” Leif realized. The comet leaves Nordavia and shoots through the sky, leaving an icy trail path behind it. Civilians in many countries across the sea spot the comet shooting through the sky, wondering what it means. “Once the comet strikes Bikini Bottom, the grand superhero hub, it will eradicate all super powered filth from the sea. I’ll be far out of reach when it strikes.” Frostiles boasted psychotically. “In my day, they would call that a genocide. You’re the most cold hearted villain I’ve ever faced.” Mermaid Man realized. “You call it genocide, I consider it order. It brings me no joy, but it must be done for the greater good. For entrees, heroes and villains fought in an endless cycle of chaos, and I’m going to break the wheel. I’m a true visionary who will bring balance to this world once your kind is gone.” Frostiles boasted. Homesurfer then laughs at this, confusing Frostiles and then duo. “What’s so amusing?” Frostiles inquired. “…You really think you’re a visionary wanting to wipe out both sides? No…you can’t truly be that stupid. You’re a coward who believes in nothing! You hide behind a false vision of “a necessary neutrality” but you’re no better than any common villain, you know it deep down. Sure, some of us heroes may be flawed, but wanting to kill all of us because of a few flawed ones is petty. You may have your fancy ice powers, but without them, you’re weak and spineless. It’s evident from your “operate from the shadows” plan that you’re weak. If you were such a powerful killer, why did you hide constantly? I can’t believe I wasted so much time these past few weeks chasing nothing but a scared loser. For our biggest nemesis yet…you’re a disappointment.” Homesurfer ranted boldly, impressing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Frostiles is frozen by Homesurfer’s rant, at a loss for words on how to respond. This stung deep. Had his master plan been pointless all along? While still processing his words, Homesurfer then punches him right in the face, knocking the blade out of his hand. He’s exhausted due to the energy he used to summon the comet and is slower on the draw. Homesurfer quickly grabs the blade and using Supricus’s power boost, melts it with his laser eyes. A dark essence fades into the air. Frostiles panics and tries to perform ice attacks, but nothing works since the blade is gone. The trio send multiple attacks, keeping him down onto the ground and he’s unable to get up. “See? Without that blade, you have nothing.” Homesurfer stated. “You may have the honor, lad.” Mermaid Man approved to Homesurfer, giving a knowing look. Homesurfer stands over Frostiles and looks at him with fierce anger, thinking of Riptide Rider. He lets the anger subside, not wanting it to control him. He grabs Frostiles’ chest, crushing it in with his fist, and hearing the ice crack. He then burns through it with his laser eyes, slowly melting his body and smoke coming off. As Frostiles’ life fades before his eyes, he hallucinates Silver Saint and Jelly Master standing in front of him. They aren’t looking at him with anger or amusement, but looks that ask: “Was this worth it?” Frostiles has no response. The remains of his body melts away into the snow, and a dark essence fades away into the air. The duo don’t judge him for taking a life, knowing it had to be done. “I hope he finds peace, wherever he ends up.” Mermaid Man calmly said without malice. Even after everything, Mermaid Man didn’t have it in his heart to hate Frostiles, because he refuses to give him the pleasure even in death. “I hate to spoil the mood, but we still have the comet to deal with.” Barnacle Boy warned, noticing it’s still on course for Bikini Bottom. “Edgar, tell the mayor to evacuate Bikini Bottom immediately. A comet is heading right for it. We’re doing what we can, but prepare for the worst.” Homesurfer immediately warned on the communicator. “On it.” Edgar replied with haste, as he calls the mayor from his office. In Bikini Bottom, Mighty Max and the IJLSA allies look at the incoming comet. “What do we do?” One hero panicked. “I don’t know. My heat discs wouldn’t be nearly enough to destroy that comet. If we combine all of our strength, maybe we have a chance, but even then, it’s a long shot.” Mighty Max speculated nervously. “Even with our combined strength, I don’t think it’d be enough.” Athena worried. “Maybe not, but with our help, you have a chance!” Dirty Bubble spoke, surprising the heroes. Man Ray, Dirty Bubble, Sinister Slug, Jumbo Shrimp, Poison Algae, Hydro Blob and various minor villains appear, standing across the group of heroes. Instead of fighting however, Man Ray raises a white flag, signaling a truce. “You want to work together?” Mighty Max asked, surprised. “Frostiles’ plan is threatening all of us. We can go back to being enemies tomorrow, but today, as much as it pains me to say, let’s band together to stop him!” Man Ray offered. The heroes and villains reluctantly unite together, combining all of their energy to attack the ice comet, which is getting closer. Several heroes and villains help people evacuate the city. The civilians are reluctant to trust the villains at first, but the heroes insist it’s okay. Mighty Max gets who he can to safety and is praised by the civilians for his work. As a thanks for saving them, the titans award the IJLSA members more of their powers. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy then feel their bodies glow gold, giving them the most powerful boost yet. The strength, flight, agility and power boosts flow through their bodies at once. “Whoa, you’ve really earned the titans’ respect.” Homesurfer said, impressed. The duo feel the titans speak to them through the cosmic plane. They want them to stop the comet. “We’ve heard the call and know what we must do.” Mermaid Man said determined, looking up at the sky. “We hopefully won’t be long. I think you should stay here and make sure the nearby villagers are safe.” Barnacle Boy said to Homesurfer, who nods. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite their fists together, clashing the rings. “I’m honored I get to see that iconic pose once in my life.” Homesurfer said nostalgically. The duo fly off into the atmosphere in their super charged forms, seeing the ice comet in the distance. Supricus and Skyvern fly by the duo’s side, giving honorable looks. “It feels great to be fighting by the same side with them this time.” Barnacle Boy said. Gigantus and Knighyura look above from their spots on the ground. They begin preparing attacks to fire at the comet. Homesurfer lands in Frostheim village, noticing ice shards falling everywhere from the comet’s streak. He uses his laser vision to burn it all and help the villagers to safety, a stark contrast from how Silver Saint was callous towards them ages ago. Unlike Frostiles, Homesurfer broke the cycle. Leif thanks him for the help. “Is there anything we can do for you?” Leif asked Homesurfer. “Seeing the village safe is good enough for me,” Homesurfer responded warmly. Homesurfer contacts his team again, telling them to look out for falling ice shards in their locations. Blue Arrow, Emerald Enchantress and Miss Appear get to work, destroying the shards and helping civilians out of harm’s way. The duo fly closer to the comet. Mermaid Man looks down at Bikini Bottom below, taking one last look at it. He has a nervous look on his face but lets it simmer, knowing what he must do. They fly in front of the comet’s trajectory, ready to face their last behemoth and trial. “Are you ready?” Mermaid Man asked Barnacle Boy. “Now or never.” Barnacle Boy replied. They dodge out of the way from combined hero and villain attacks below, which strike the comet. The heroes and villains notice the duo glowing in the sky. “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy will save us!” Lighthouse Lass cheered. “Destroy that comet, you old coots!” Jumbo Shrimp cheered. Several evacuating civilians take pictures and videos of the spectacle. Mighty Max looks proudly at them from a bridge. The duo begin striking all sorts of water attacks and combos at the comet. Skyvern fires its missiles, Supricus fires an energy blast, Knighyura throws its blade shield and Gigantus throws a seismic punch. The comet starts to crack, but still isn’t enough to slow it down. “…It’s too late, isn’t it?” Barnacle Boy feared. “No, we’ve come this far, I refuse to believe this is the end!” Mermaid Man defied. Mermaid Man looks at Skyvern and Supricus, who display knowing expressions. MermaidMan realizes what he must do, so he grabs Barnacle Boy. “What are you doing?” Barnacle Boy asked, confused. “Goodbye, Kyle. I have to be the one to finish this. I’ll see you again, I promise.” Mermaid Man tearfully said to Barnacle Boy. Using enhanced strength, Mermaid Man pushes Barnacle Boy safely away from the scene, sending him flying. He lands near Supricus’s shrine in Nordavia. Homesurfer helps him up, wondering what happened. Mermaid Man uses all of his boosted power to strike the comet alongside the titans’ attacks. The comet explodes, taking Mermaid Man with it in the blast. Everyone across the sea sees the comet’s destruction and cheers. The heroes and villains across Bikini Bottom celebrate, and work together to clear the falling ice shards. Mighty Max has a grim look, knowing Mermaid Man likely sacrificed himself. He salutes him. Barnacle Boy and Homesurfer look up at the explosion from the distance, seeing Mermaid Man is nowhere in sight. They take a moment of silence to process what happened. “…He saved us all.” Homesurfer realized, unable to believe he’s gone. Barnacle Boy is at a loss for words, unable to process what transpired. Homesurfer comforts him, as the two mourn Mermaid Man’s sacrifice. Barnacle Boy wishes he had more time with his trusted partner. Butcher mourns with them from afar. “He was a true hero.” Butcher said, saluting him. The titans look at the explosive view from their respective locations. Mermaid Man’s borrowed energy returns to the titans, who take pity on him for his sacrifice. They will never forget the team’s hard work. They turn back into their shrines to rest for good this time. Edgar is seen outside the IJLSA headquarters with the team and Charon on a podium. He is holding a press conference once again, and the news he’s about to deliver brings him no pleasure. Everyone’s faces on stage are a mix of sadness and peace. “The mass superhero and villain slayings are over, you can all finally rest. The one responsible for these heinous acts was named Frostiles, a wicked being with no heart that almost destroyed this entire city. We are happy to report that he has been taken out of the picture thanks to the combined efforts of the IJLSA and their founders, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Unfortunately, Mermaid Man gave his life in the process of saving us from the comet. He will be dearly missed. You can rest safe knowing this menace has been brought to justice, which is what Mermaid Man would want.” Edgar said tearfully. The crowd gives him a standing ovation. He declines to answer any questions at this moment. Days later, Mermaid Man’s funeral is held in a park. The scene is packed and Barnacle Boy preferred to keep press to a minimum, not wanting to make a huge spectacle out of it. Some of the people in attendance are: Homesurfer, Blue Arrow, Miss Appear, Emerald Enchantress, Mighty Max, Lighthouse Lass, Edgar, Charon, Butcher, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs. Man Ray and Dirty Bubble are also secretly in attendance wearing disguises. Even his greatest foes came to pay respects, showing how the almost cataclysmic event united both sides together, just for a little bit. Dark Ice, Coral Lad, Shell Gal and Courageous Crustacean are also honored during the ceremony. The IJLSA, Edgar, SpongeBob, Sandy and Barnacle Boy are notable speakers during the service, with Barnacle Boy finishing it off. After the service, Barnacle Boy and Homesurfer look at Mermaid Man’s gravestone. “True Friend” is displayed on the gravestone, just as he wanted. “I hope he’s having fun up in the great beyond.” Barnacle Boy said warmly. “I’m sure he’s looking down, happy to see we’re okay.” Homesurfer said to cheer him up. “Will you take me home?” Barnacle Boy asked. “Of course.” Homesurfer replied, escorting him back. After the funeral, life goes on. Bikini Bottom continues to serve as the metropolis for superheroes, however, the commercialization of them slightly goes down due to Edgar’s changes. The villains went back to their ways, but there was an unspoken respect between the sides after these events. Mighty Max joins the IJLSA, replacing Riptide Rider’s spot. After hearing about how he helped unite heroes together in spite of their differences, the team felt he was the perfect candidate. He manages to fit in well despite his earlier apprehensions. Homesurfer becomes a better hero and a lot less egotistical, inspired by the duo’s words. He also listens to his team’s thoughts and feelings more often, adjusting plans accordingly. Barnacle Boy decides to live out his remaining days in peace, putting the hero career behind him for good. He knows Mermaid Man would’ve wanted this. He’s approached by several movie studios asking for his permission to make a movie about the duo’s mission against Frostiles, but he rejects every single one. He does not want his partner’s memory and sacrifice to be exploited for media entertainment. Edgar pays Butcher a fortune for his work, and is now free from his service. Butcher takes Hughie to a tropical resort, relaxing. Man Ray and Dirty Bubble both permanently retire from villainy, opening a circus in their new home. Leif and the Frostheim villagers continue living in peace, no longer afraid of Frostiles. At some point, statues of Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Homesurfer are built near Supricus’, honoring them for what they did. The IJLSA are shown in the Mermalair. They’ve decided to use it as their new base of operations, paying tribute to Mermaid Man. They begin renovating it to accommodate their needs and changing society, but still keep the spirit in tact to honor the duo’s vision and legacy. “I like it better than a business building.” Blue Arrow approved. “After years of seeing it only through pages and screen, it’s surreal to actually set foot in here.” Mighty Max said, geeking out. “There’s certainly more room for me to practice my tricks.” Emerald Enchantress said, impressed. “Brings everything full circle in a nice way. This is a museum of IJLSA history.” Miss Appear said happily. Homesurfer looks at a picture of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy resting on the main computer. He gently picks it up and puts it in the middle of the meeting table. That way, the duo will never be forgotten and serve as a symbol of inspiration. “Goodbye forever, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.” Homesurfer said honorably with closure, and the team prepares for their next mission. The End Notes/Trivia: -Deaths: Mermaid Man and Frostiles -Flashback Timeline: After Man Ray and Dirty Bubble’s flashbacks, before the IJLSA debut In Loving Memory of Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway Overall, I'm very satisfied with how this turned out and felt it shows how far I've come as a writer. I'm content having this be my last entry in the Jjsverse, SpongeBob work, and major writing in general. Maybe someday I'll share something completely original if a great idea strikes, but for now, I'm good leaving my SBC writing career off here. I'd also like to extend a special thanks to terminoob, wherever he is now, for giving me the kick to improve my writing long ago, and teenj for giving me to push to see this one through. It's been real, space cowboys.

Chapter Eight: Justice and Mercy Frostiles is recovering from his injuries on a Nordavia mountain, absorbing the snow around. This heals his burnt spots, as he takes a deep breath in. He then reads one of the books he took from the library and concentrates. He spiritually ascends and pictures himself on an astral plane, with silhouettes of the Super Titans at each corner. He then sees flashes of where every hero and villain is across the sea at this moment in time, connected by the spiritual plane due to their super powers. He sees Homesurfer flying through Nordavia, Blue Arrow at Hydroko’s shire, Emerald Enchantress at Grecian’s shrine, Man Ray and Dirty Bubble on the run, and Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Miss Appear in Nalabar. While he could strike the divided IJLSA members, he wants to give them a false sense of hope while his virus infects the titans. “The era of super powered beings is nearing its sunset.” Frostiles ominously declared, trying to taunt the titans. He then sees a vision of the villain Sportz Dude terrorizing the Bikini Bottom Gym. Sportz Dude is viewed as a D-list laughingstock to other villains and they refused his membership into EVIL. “Bow to me, fools, for I’m the king of anything sports associated! I’m claiming this gym as my kingdom! This will prove I can fight this villain killer and EVIL will finally accept me into their membership!” Sportz Dude boasted and laughed, longing for other villains’ acceptance. The gym patrons immediately laugh and throw equipment at him, knocking him down. Sportz Dude gets back up infuriated and uses his actual power to duplicate sports balls and shoot them everywhere. “You will respect me!” Sportz Dude demanded. Frostiles teleports outside the gym, making several passerby immediately run away terrified. Pan shot as Frostiles casually walks into the gym, but we do not see the inside. Ice attacks begin firing away, reflecting through the gym’s windows. Civilians inside panic, as a frosty mist encases the gym, preventing anyone from leaving. Frostiles and Sportz Dude are heard talking to each other. “Wait, the other villains don’t take me seriously, that means I should get a pass, right!?” Sportz Dude cowardly begged. “Joke or not, you still have a power that must be eradicated from the world. However, I’ll give you the death that the scales of justice and mercy see fit.” Frostiles said terrifyingly. The gym becomes dead silent after Frostiles’ fatal blow. He teleports away, leaving a frozen gym behind in his wake with the civilians trapped inside. During the fighting, several civilians were injured, acting as an ironic dark mirror to Silver Saint and Jelly Master’s battle long ago. In the end, Frostiles is no better than the people he despises when it comes to collateral damage. Mighty Max and Dark Ice later arrive at the aftermath of Frostiles’ assault on the Bikini Bottom Gym, looking on at the frozen building. Mighty Max uses his heat discs to begin melting the ice, allowing the trapped civilians inside to finally escape. Dark Ice and Mighty Max begin tending to the injured civilians, who thank them for their aid. A few asks for their autographs, but they politely decline, not wanting fame to distract them from their mission. “How do we outsmart a guy that knows where every super powered being will be?” Mighty Max pondered. “Let’s reach out to IJLSA allies for help in preparing for his every move. We need to stand united regardless of her ideals of how superheroes should operate.” Dark Ice said triumphantly. “Agreed. I’d ask Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for help but I’ve heard they’re on a globetrotting adventure to discover how to defeat Frostiles. I wish them the best, as they may be our only hope.” Mighty Max pleaded. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s plane lands in Nalabar. Barnacle Boy looks through Leif’s father’s notes about the next titan. It’s named “Knighyura”, depicting a giant crab with metallic armor. It’s holding a sword and shield with both claws. The notes say it represents agility. “Agile with that hunky armor? Well everything written’s been true so far…” Barnacle Boy shrugged. “With weapons like those, it will take more than flight to take this beast on.” Mermaid Man noted. “Hopefully our next hero team up is Miss Appear, because Homesurfer would be…a lot to handle right now.” Barnacle Boy said. “I see the good in everyone, I’m sure we can reach an impasse with him too. He just needs the right guidance from elders to improve his leadership skills.” Mermaid Man said optimistically. The duo’s plane lands, as they leave the airport. Butcher carefully tails them again, but taking extra care to blend into crowds so he’s not spotted. Barnacle Boy briefly stops and looks around for him, but doesn’t spot him, so they move forward. The duo walk through the bustling city. Nalabar had a history of being ruled by dictators, hurting the wellbeing of the civilians and living conditions. Following the collapse of the previous regime a few years back, the people took over to steer the country toward a hopeful, prosperous new era. Mermaid Man admires the local art and architecture, pleased to see how it flourished through the country’s troubling times. As he told Emerald Enchantress, history should never be forgotten. They see a beautiful fountains standing in the center, with rainbow colored water pouring out of it. A plaque rests on the stone, talking about how the fountain is dedicated to those who sacrificed their lives for a better future. “Wonder how they got the water like that.” Mermaid Man pondered, fascinated. “Must have used a unique dye mix.” Barnacle Boy suggested, also fascinated. “Kyle, I wonder how history would remember us when we pass on.” Mermaid Man wondered, letting how Edgar is running IJLSA weigh on his mind again. “Not particularly in the mood for a morbid conversation, sorry. But if I had to wager, I’m sure we’d be honored and never forgotten. Doesn’t matter if one guy tries to erase you from IJLSA’s history, you’ll live on in the hearts and minds of everyone else.” Barnacle Boy responded. “You’re right, lad. We don’t need worldwide fame, I’ve been too caught up in it. We’ve touched the hearts of many like SpongeBob, his friends, all the people we’ve saved, and the current IJLSA. That’s what matters most.” Mermaid Man said hopefully. “Like you told me before, actions speak louder than words.” Barnacle Boy noted. Mermaid Man keeps staring at the rainbow water and then puts his head under a rush of water, letting it flow through his face. Barnacle Boy looks at him wondering if he’s lost it. While doing so, he has more flashes of his past. He then envisions a statue honoring the duo in a futuristic Bikini Bottom, long after they’ve passed. “Everything’s going to be okay.” Mermaid Man said, smiling and at peace, as if he’s been purified. “What did that water do to you?” Barnacle Boy wondered. Barnacle Boy shrugs and puts his head under as well. He experiences flashes of his past and has his own vision of the future, seeing the same one. He comes out of the water if he’s been purified too. “I oddly feel calmer too. Want to make a wish?” Barnacle Boy suggested, holding out a doubloon. The two then flip doubloons into the fountain and make their wishes. Several civilians nearby recognize the duo, cheering them on and wanting to take a photo with them. The duo happily oblige, posing for photos with excited Nalabarans. They are happy to see people still care about them amidst the current influx of superheroes. As Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy keep exploring the city, Miss Appear is also seen walking around the same city, looking for the duo. She knew about their adventures with Blue Arrow and Emerald Enchantress, and figured they’d be here any moment. Suddenly, several armed shady characters march into the area, scaring the civilians. These are members of the criminal syndicate Obsidian Axe. While Nalabar has been seeing recovery now that it’s freed from a dictatorship, the remnants of this criminal group still occasionally threatens to disrupt peace. The gang begins stealing food and supplies from the markets, angering the merchants. One grunt prevents a family from purchasing foods, standing in the way and intimidating them. “Leave them alone!” Miss Appear said defiantly, standing in the way and protecting the family. “Who are you, missy?” One grunt asked. “I’m Miss Appear. Now you see me, now you don’t.” Miss Appear boasted proudly, as she turns invisible, confusing him. She then punches him in the face while invisible. He tries to shoot his gun, but she kicks it out of his hand and punches him again, knocking him down to the ground. The family cheers for Miss Appear. The other Obsidian Axe grunts hone in on her, when Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy rush to her aid. “Hope we’re not too late for the fun! Time for our next bonding adventure!” Barnacle Boy said, standing by her side. “Working with Miss Appear, just like the good old days!” Mermaid Man reminisced. “Fighting evil side by side with you two, this is a lifelong dream come true! I’ll take the ones over there!” Miss Appear happily geeked out. Mermaid Man swings his cane at one grunt’s legs, knocking them off balance. Barnacle Boy grabs another grunt by the hand and makes him punch him in the face, then sends him away with a water blast. Miss Appear turns invisible, making the grunt miss their punch. She reappears behind and punches the grunt in the face, knocking him down to the ground hard. Barnacle Boy shoots his sulfur vision at a grunt’s gun, melting it. He then punches him in the face, knocking him down. Mermaid Man is confronted by two grunts, so he throws the Mermarang at one and grabs the other’s gun out of their hand with his cane. Miss Appear helps him knock out both. Barnacle Boy jumps and floats into the air using Skyvern’s power, avoiding gunshots. He sends an aqua wave down at the grunts, washing them away. Mermaid Man also lightly floats into the air, hovering over grunts, and knocking them down with aqua fists. He takes a moment to readjust himself after landing, knowing he can’t fly too much like he used to. Butcher is seen on a rooftop closely, with a sniper pointing at the area. He shoots at a grunt sneaking behind Mermaid Man, incapacitating him, as the trio wonder where the blast came from. Hughie then runs wild and attacks several incoming grunts from another direction. He viciously drags them into an alley, as they let out terrified screams. Miss Appear beats up three remaining grunts by herself. All of the grunts are scattered on the ground defeated. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy sweep up all the defeated grunts into a whirlpool, twirling them around. They are sent flying faraway from the city, as the civilians cheer for the heroes. “I knew you two still had it, that was incredible!” Miss Appear said, excited they did that together. “Once again, it appears Miss Cheeks made the right call picking you as the current Miss Appear.” Mermaid Man said. “I assume you’re on the same page about the titans at this stage, we have its location.” Barnacle Boy said, showing the map. “Indeed, I’ll take you there. I never believed for one second you two were trying to backstab the IJLSA. The IJLSA shouldn’t control every single hero’s actions anyways.” Miss Appear replied. “I hate to tell you this, but we believe that “Ragnar” guy was actually Frostiles messing with you. We don’t fault you for it though, you had no way of knowing and we all make mistakes.” Barnacle Boy revealed, unnerving Miss Appear. “That makes sense, but I won’t dwell on it. If Homesurfer knew the enemy was staring him right in the face, oh boy.” Miss Appear responded. As the trio begins walking off, Barnacle Boy spots Butcher again. He now knows whoever this guy is, he’s following them. Maybe he’s an assassin. No way does he appear in the same three countries by pure coincidence. “Alright, whoever that fellow is, he’s definitely stalking us. My hero instinct is 100% sure.” Barnacle Boy insisted. Barnacle Boy walks over to Butcher, making him nervous. Mermaid Man and Miss Appear are confused but follow suit. Butcher looks worried seeing Barnacle Boy get closer, as he pretends to be casual by reading his phone. “Who are you?” Barnacle Boy asked confrontationally. “Just a tourist. Hey, I recognize you, you’re Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Miss Appear! Pleasure to meet ya! Can I get your autographs?” Butcher kindly feigned. “You’ll have to do better than that, pal. Who do you work for. Are you an assassin?” Barnacle Boy asked suspiciously. “Whoa, calm down mate. What seems to be the issue?” Butcher asked, feigning innocence. Hughie begins growling, but Butcher tries to calm him down. “Easy fido, I promise we mean no harm. The young ward is just curious about your owner.” Mermaid Man said, trying to soothe the situation. “I’ve seen you in Hydroko, Grecian and now here. Why do you keep following us?” Barnacle Boy asked confrontationally. “I’m a big fan of sightseeing and superheroes. It’s a small world with many coincidences.” Butcher lied, putting on his best happy face. “That’s no coincidence. That mysterious gunshot earlier was from you, wasn’t it?” Miss Appear realized, believing Barnacle Boy. “I’m being paid to follow you, okay! It’s nothing personal but I owe a favor and it’s a handsome payment.” Butcher confessed under pressure. “Let me guess, Edgar ordered you? Scared we were plotting against him?” Barnacle Boy assumed. “…I cannot confirm or deny.” Butcher responded awkwardly. “Well stop it! We’re fine and most definitely not brainwashed! Blue Arrow, Emerald Enchantress and now Miss Appear can vouch for that.” Barnacle Boy insisted. “Yeah, they’re not doing anything suspicious. They’ve found the titans like they said they would and each of us is protecting them. Edgar, if you’re listening to this, please don’t send people to spy on us without our consent.” Miss Appear proclaimed, standing up to him. “I’ll be sure to relay that to him…theoretically if I was working for him, of course.” Butcher awkwardly responded. “Nice talk. Wasn’t so hard now, was it?” Barnacle Boy replied. The trio leave Butcher behind and head for the submarine cruiser. From a muted distance behind, Butcher calls Edgar on his bluetooth headset, explaining the situation. Edgar is not happy on the other end. “Okay, in my defense, we did kind of have a whole conversation about how I’ve never followed superheroes before and may not have been properly equipped for this assignment!” Butcher argued with Edgar on the other end. The trio heads for the submarine cruiser, going through a savannah path. While they walk, Miss Appear contemplates telling the duo something. “Lovely sights.” Mermaid Man said, sightseeing. “Yeah, this is truly a beautiful country. I’m glad it’s doing its best to pave a better future.” Miss Appear said. “It’s interesting when you think about how Hydroko, Grecian, Nalabar and Nordavia are the origins of all super powers, yet none of them have anything in common. The world works in mysterious ways like that sometimes.” Barnacle Boy mused. As they get closer to the cruiser, Miss Appear decides to reveal what she’s wanted to say. “There’s something I’ve been wanting to tell you. I’m not sure if you’d remember it, but I owe my life to you two.” Miss Appear revealed, surprising them. “What do you mean?” Barnacle Boy asked confused. “Many years ago, you attended a certain girl’s birthday party after saving her and her family.” Miss Appear alluded. Mermaid Man thinks and reminisces back to this day… One quaint day in 2008, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are taking a joy ride in the Invisible Boatmobile. “It’s nice to get out of Shady Shoals once in a while and absorb the fresh air.” Barnacle Boy said calmly. They go over a bridge. As they keep driving, Barnacle Boy immediately slams on the brakes when they see a scary sight ahead. A car crash occurred, and one of the cars is dangling over the bridge ledge. A girl and her parents are inside. The other driver in the crash is okay, outside of their vehicle and waving for help. “We have to help them!” Mermaid Man declared, jumping out of the vehicle. “I agree, but easy old timer, don’t give yourself a stroke.” Barnacle Boy warned. “No matter how old we are, we’ll always do what’s right!” Mermaid Man said, as they unite their fists together. They carefully rush toward the scene, and try grabbing onto the car. The family looks back surprised. “It’s Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, here to save us!” The father said ecstatically. Mermaid Man nearly gives out his back while trying to pull it up. Mermaid Man then uses his animal powers to summon nearby jellyfish, which flock together and push up the front. With their help, the car is safely brought back onto the road. The family gets out of the vehicle, shaking the duo’s hands. “Thank you so much for saving our girl Anne! You’re real heroes!” The mother said happily. “But now my 10th birthday is ruined!” Anne said sadly. “Sweetie, this is better than any present we could give you.” The father said. “Today’s your birthday? Happy birthday, Anne.” Barnacle Boy said. “Your birthday isn’t ruined lass, because we’re going to help give you the best one ever!” Mermaid Man decreed. “Yippie!” Anne cheered. “I have one request: Can you bring Miss Appear there? She’s Anne’s favorite hero.” The mother requested. “Of course, she’ll be delighted to join.” Barnacle Boy promised. Anne’s birthday party is held at Bunny Buns, as her energetic friends enjoy the games and food. Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and the original Miss Appear, now elderly, are there as special guests. “There I was, at the mercy of my arch nemesis Invisible Isopod. He created a device that jammed my suit's cloaking abilities, preventing me from turning invisible. But I wouldn’t let that stop me, because using my reflexes, I was able to defeat him!” Miss Appear explained to the kids. “Wow! When I grow up, I want to be like you!” Anne said, impressed. “I think you’d be a worthy Miss Appear someday.” Miss Appear said to Anne, who is inspired by these words. Anne continues to have a great birthday party with three superheroes. This day is what inspired her to eventually take up the Miss Appear mantle. “…That girl was you.” Mermaid Man realized. “Wow, really is a small world.” Barnacle Boy realized. “You two inspired me to become a hero after that. Had you not been there to save us from that one wrong turn, I’d never be here.” Miss Appear revealed. “We’re honored we had such an impact on you, lass.” Mermaid Man replied tearfully. Miss Appear is happy to hear that and get it off her mind. They get inside the submarine cruiser, which flies toward its destination. “How do you feel about the state of the IJLSA?” Barnacle Boy asked Miss Appear. “I get along with everyone mostly fine, but Homesurfer has an annoying desire to be right about everything which is partly what derailed us from investigating Frostiles. I don’t want to entirely throw him under the bus though, I know he’s under a lot of pressure and expectations.” Miss Appear lamented. “Criticism should be encouraged or there’s no team. I made mistakes as a leader too, and I would’ve never learned if my teammates hadn’t corrected me. Stand up for what you believe in.” Mermaid Man wisely said. Miss Appear feels more confident about making her voice heard and standing up to actions she disagrees with. “Are you ready to face this titan?” Mermaid Man asked. “I’m not sure if my powers will be of much use against it, but I’ll do my best for you.” Miss Appear responded. “I’m sure your powers will find a way to help us in ways you may not anticipate. We wouldn’t have stood a chance against the first two titans without Arrow and Enchantress’ assistance.” Barnacle Boy said. They come upon a volcanic plain ahead, which is where the shrine rests. The view blends into the night sky. “Captain Magma would’ve loved this heat.” Mermaid Man said, missing him. The trio reaches the shrine, noticing this one has purple symbols covering it. Barnacle Boy looks through the notes, which indicate in order to unleash Knighyura, you need to press certain tiles around the shrine in a set time without being spotted by a security system resting at the top. The security system is a crab statue with glowing purple eyes, as it spins around, carefully examining the area. “This looks like a job for me!” Miss Appear said confidently. Miss Appear gets to it, turning invisible and running around the shrine, pressing the necessary tiles. The crab statue is unable to spot her due to the cloak, but senses someone’s pressing tiles and is panicking to find who’s responsible. She successfully presses the last one, and turns visible again just in time. The duo are pleased with her skill. The shrine glows and the ground shakes just like the previous two did. Knighyura emerges from the shrine and uses its four crustacean legs to move around the area at intense speed. A cinematic shot of Knighyura overlooking the three heroes. Knighyura lets out a loud roar and holds up its shield, which has saw blades spinning around it. “Oh my.” Miss Appear said, gulping. From the distance, several traveling civilians and Butcher see the massive crab, looking in awe and terror. Hughie trembles at the size of the beast. This time, Butcher does not record for Edgar, who made it clear in their call he’s seen enough and his operation is compromised. “Biggest crab I ever did see. Go get ‘em.” Butcher said impressed and cheering on the trio. Knighyura throws the shield towards the trio, as the duo try to fly out of the way and Miss Appear turns invisible. The shield barely misses them, as it flies back into Knighyura’s claw like a boomerang. “So how exactly did you stand a chance against the other two?” Miss Appear asked in disbelief, as they feel the ground shakes from Knighyura’s movements. “These pillars grant a legendary power boost, but I’m not sure how to activate this set.” Barnacle Boy explained, noticing a set of pillars in a peculiar circle. Miss Appear notices another crab statue on top of a pillar, similar to the shrine. This gives her an idea, as she waves her hands in front of it, and it awakens. It begins shooting a laser around the pillar circle, as she turns invisible to avoid it. The laser hits all of the pillars, making them glow. The trio feel a powerful energy surge and their bodies start glowing purple. “I’m so much faster!” Miss Appear said, as she turns invisible and then reappears in a different part of the field thanks to a speed boost. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fly up, staring down the mighty beast. It slashes its sword, but the two dodge it. They send a whirlpool wave, but Knighyura swerves around the field fast using its legs, avoiding the attack. “This one’s faster than the other two.” Barnacle Boy noted. Miss Appear disappears, avoiding one of its footsteps. She reappears on top of the shield and throws multiple bombs right at its face, annoying it. It tries to shake her off by spinning again, but Miss Appear teleports away again, reappearing down below. Knighyura then strikes its sword at Mermaid Man, who blocks it using Gigantus’ strength and is knocked back. Barnacle Boy sends several tidal blasts at Knighyura. Knighyura throws the saw shield again right at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Channeling Gigantus’s strength, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy together punch the shield back, and Miss Appear teleports on top of it, riding it in awe. It goes gashing into Knighyura’s armor, taking many hits, and Miss Appear throws more bombs. Knighyura begins to wear down, and begins shooting purple lasers out of its armor like the previous two. Miss Appear uses her invisibility to jump through the lasers unscathed. She throws bombs back at the lasers, destroying them. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy both pull the large sword out of Knighyura’s claw using their water powers and swing it back, knocking the saw shield out of its grip. The trio send a combined barrage of aqua punches and bombs at Knighyura, wearing it down to where it accepts defeat. Recognizing their worth, Knighyura gifts Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Miss Appear some of its power, making their bodies glow. They return to the ground. “That was amazing! If that’s the only time we work together, it was worth it. Glad I keep my speed boost too so Quickster's legacy lives on too.” Miss Appear said ecstatically, catching her breath. “One titan to go, hopefully our hearts don’t give out by then.” Barnacle Boy joked morbidly. “Your skills are on par with the original Miss Appear. You’re worthy of continuing her legacy, Anne.” Mermaid Man said to her, proud. Miss Appear transports them back to the airport in the cruiser. Before they depart, she shakes their hands, honored to have worked with the legendary duo. She waves farewell to them. She returns to the shrine to watch over it and admires the sights around. Before Knighyura turns back into the shrine, Frostiles shoots another ice spike into Knighyura’s body, making the same ominous icy glow cover its body. Meanwhile, Mighty Max and Dark Ice are outside the IJLSA headquarters, seeing a gathering of hero allies who are deliberating what to do about Frostiles. Two of the heroes present are Lighthouse Lass and Athena. The duo gain their attention, looking on curiously. “Everyone, please listen. I know we’re not official allies and you may resent us for that. But it’s time we put aside our differences of who’s an ally and who’s not. We’ve seen firsthand the wrath Frostiles can bring upon us, and if we stand against him together, we can defeat him.” Mighty Max spoke, rallying them together. “Hear, hear!” One hero cheered, as others follow suit. As the group of heroes come together, a mystic teleportation noise is heard behind. Frostiles shoots an ice blast at the group of allies, but Mighty Max senses it in time and blocks it with his heat discs. Mighty Max and Dark Ice stand in front of the united allies, taking a stand against him. Frostiles is annoyed to see this duo interfering with him again, caught off guard since he can’t sense them. “I know you think you can beat me, but if super powered beings had no chance, what makes you think mere people in costumes can defeat me?” Frostiles taunted. “It doesn’t matter if I’m a true superhero or not, I’m fighting because it’s the right thing to do.” Mighty Max proclaimed, flying upward and throwing another heat disc, but Frostiles slashes at it with his sword. Dark Ice, Mighty Max and all the other allies present bombard Frostiles with attacks, trying to overwhelm him. Frostiles counters them with his blade and ice attacks, creating a chaotic battlefield. Onlooking civilians all scram from the premises. Edgar and Charon look at the ensuing battle from a window above, worried for the allies. Lighthouse Lass flashes a light at Frostiles, which burns his skin and makes him flinch. Dark Ice punches at him and throws spikes, but Frostiles blasts him away. Frostiles creates several ice barriers in the area, separating the allies and confusing them. He sends an ice beam at Lighthouse Lass, freezing her body, and approaches for the kill. Seeing she’s in danger, Dark Ice jumps in the way to protect her. Frostiles stabs his ice blade right through Dark Ice, who accepts his fate and falls to the ground. Frostiles looks stunned and annoyed, as this is not a “real hero” in his perspective. Mighty Max’s heat discs going flying right into Frostiles’ body, burning him again and he cries out in pain. They explode, sending him onto the ground weakened. The ice barriers melt, as the allies surround him. Frostiles has had enough of this and musters up his remaining strength to teleport away again in a mystic frost. “We put up a good fight together, but…poor guy gave his life to save me.” Lighthouse Lass lamented, looking at Dark Ice. “He went out like a true hero. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be proud.” Mighty Max said emotionally. Dark Ice lays dead on the ground, but at peace knowing he saved the others. Mighty Max and the other IJLSA allies take a moment of silence to salute him for his noble sacrifice. Notes/Trivia: -Character Debuts: Knighyura and Sportz Dude -Deaths: Dark Ice and Sportz Dude -Flashback Timeline: 2008, years after the other flashbacks but before chapter five’s -Sportz Dude was a reimagined version of Sports Master from Brave and the Bold. -Nalabar is a country first seen in Pirate Legends. -The Obsidian Axe were first mentioned in Most Wanted. -Invisible Isopod from the SpongeBob comics is referenced.

Chapter Seven: Fight or Flight Man Ray and Dirty Bubble are at the abandoned factory where EVIL conducted its meetings. Man Ray tries to get the lights working again to no avail and sighs. “Sorry Man Ray Land didn’t work out.” Dirty Bubble said. “It’s okay, it was probably a dumb idea anyways, especially when I spent most of my budget on the advertisement. So why are we here again? You said it’s urgent.” Man Ray asked, confused. “Er…have you been paying attention to the news recently?” Dirty Bubble asked concerned. “No! We’ve known each for decades now, you know I don’t trust them. What’s going on?” Man Ray asked. “Well there’s a maniac on the loose who’s been killing both heroes AND villains. According to chatter around the block, it’s that new Frostiles guy who attacked us recently. The Moth, Kelp Thing and now Magneticus are in the dirt thanks to him.” Dirty Bubble revealed. “That’s what the old coots were blabbering about…” Man Ray realized, remembering what Barnacle Boy asked him during their fight. “That’s why I’ve brought us here, we can safely camp out until this drama blows over. I’ve brought snacks and board games. I’m sure the IJLSA will stop him. I know I can’t believe I just said that.” Dirty Bubble said awkwardly, showing the food and board games on a table. “But…he knows where this place is! We’re sitting ducks!” Man Ray panicked, about to run. “Whoa, hold on, it’s not safe out there either. He could appear anywhere and get ya! Look at it this way: there’s a lot of places he could be and he already attacked this place, so the probability of him returning here is very low. Maybe.” Dirty Bubble said, trying to look on the bright side. Man Ray nervously points his laser gun at the door in fear, awaiting Frostiles to appear at any moment. Elsewhere, Mighty Max and Dark Ice are patrolling Night City, now working together. After connecting Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to the case, they felt it’s only right two independent heroes work together to cover more ground. They’ve heard of Frostiles’ name through sources and whispers, so they’re trying to prevent more heroes and villains from being killed by him. They arrive at an alley where the frozen body of superhero Courageous Crustacean lays, yet another Frostiles victim and registered IJLSA ally. “We’re too late again…” Dark Ice said, horrified. “Frostiles is one slippery winter ghost. How does he keep finding everybody?” Mighty Max wondered. “A source of mine mentioned he first appeared at EVIL’s lair. Let’s find where that is, maybe we can lure him there.” Dark Ice suggested. “I can help ya with that.” Big Moe spoke. He appears out of the shadows on his motorbike with two other bikers, surprising the two. “We’re not here to fight.” Mighty Max promised. “Nor are we. I know where their lair is thanks to a birdie, I’ve been keeping tabs after magnet head’s “genius” stunt in case another one of ‘em tries to pull that on us.” Big Moe said scornfully. “Why did you go along with Magneticus’ ruse?” Dark Ice asked. “I didn’t want to, but he kinda threatened us. It’s water under the bridge now though with him dead in prison. Can’t say I felt bad.” Big Moe replied, shrugging. “Not even villains deserve the fate Frostiles bestows upon them.” Mighty Max said, looking at Courageous Crustacean’s body with dread. “That’s who’s been responsible for all this chaos, huh? Only reason I’m helping you two is because this is causing stress for us common thugs too. Half the population thinks we’re hero killers, and depending how this guy defines a supervillain, maybe he’ll come for us too. I’d like to return to the normal status quo.” Big Moe replied, offering a truce. Meanwhile, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s plane is approaching Grecian. Butcher and Hughie are several seats behind them again. He calls Edgar on his bluetooth headset. “Did you see all that, mate? Those titans aren’t fairy tales after all. The geezers put up a noble fight at their age.” Butcher recapped. “I’ve seen, fascinating.” Edgar replied. “Man of many words. I also heard Mermaid Man blabbing in his sleep about how you betrayed his vision over a military bill and ally registration. I didn’t quite catch all the details, but figured I’d let you know.” Butcher added. “Thank you. Good work, keep tailing them.” Edgar replied, ending the call, and Butcher resumes reading his magazine. Edgar is shown in his office clearly taken aback by this. He never intentionally intended to betray Mermaid Man’s vision, but it’s also something that he didn’t express to him or cover in the fine print. He didn’t want to be his enemy and truly respected his impact on superheroes. Given how quickly superheroes are falling to Frostiles, Edgar contemplates and accepts the military wouldn’t be as helpful as he thought. Edgar receives an alert about Courageous Crustacean’s demise, angering him. He grabs another alcohol bottle from his cabinet and begins pouring, stressed out by everything lately. He puts out an alert at all official registered IJLSA allies about Frostiles, wanting to keep them in the loop and to prevent more losses. No need for military integration when you have all the heroes you need globally, even ones tat aren’t registered allies. He didn’t care about that status anymore and lets all the allies know they’re allowed to help. He knew now’s the time for all heroes to unite. Barnacle Boy reads through Leif’s father’s notes about Grecian’s titan named “Skyvern.” The sketch depicts a large sea dragon with armor and words underneath saying it represents flight. “Hopefully the shrine gives us that power boost again, because obviously we need flight to take this beast on.” Barnacle Boy said. “The power must be earned, you can’t remake the same lucky magic trick again.” Mermaid Man said wisely. “You always chose the strangest times for your mantras.” Barnacle Boys coffee. The plane lands and the duo take a stroll through a Grecian city, admiring the architecture and culture. They pass by several advertisements depicting one of the country’s star superheroes Athena, promoting the upcoming season of her Volk+ show. Butcher once again tries to follow them, as Hughie follows their scent. The duo passes by a fancy restaurant. “I’m sure hungry after these long flights. What do you say?” Mermaid Man asked, feeling his stomach growl. “I suppose one stop wouldn’t hurt. I could go for a nice meal too.” Barnacle Boy replied. “To the restaurant, away!” Mermaid Man declared. The duo decide to take a quick lunch break and dine at the fancy restaurant. The waiter asks for their order, and Mermaid Man takes a while to decide. They both order pasta meals which are eventually brought out. As they eat their meals, Barnacle Boy looks across the room and sees Butcher at a table. This puts him on edge, remembering seeing him on both of their flights, and wonders if he’s following them. “Do you remember seeing that guy on our flights?” Barnacle Boy asked Mermaid Man, pointing to Butcher. “Nope, I barely recall most faces nowadays.” Mermaid Man responded absentmindedly. “Why did I expect anything else? Just keep an eye in case he’s bad news, something’s off about him.” Barnacle Boy sighed. Butcher wonders if they’re onto him, so he acts casual. The duo finish their lunch and leave, but Butcher waits a little longer this time to follow them to avoid further suspicion. “How did you like your food? I thought it was lovely.” Mermaid Man asked Barnacle Boy. “I’ve had better, but serviceable.” Barnacle Boy replied. As the duo make their way down the street for the bus stop, they hear sirens go off. They see Poison Algae with a group of five bandits robbing a high class jewelry store. A cop approaches, but Poison Algae controls several nearby flowers, making them grab onto the cop and send him flying away. The duo arrives at the scene, confronting her team. “The dynamic duo is here, out of retirement? What fun luck for me. Careful not to break your bones. You darlings are out of your league taking me on, but it’ll be cute to see you try.” Poison Algae taunted. “You best believe we’re back madame, and this pair of old coots have learned a few new tricks.” Mermaid Man warned. “You must be Poison Algae, a pleasure to meet you. New villain, old villain, doesn’t matter to us, we’re still defenders of the deep. Is your goal to rule the seas with plants?” Barnacle Boy asked sarcastically. “No, that’s tired and obvious! I don’t exactly align with EVIL’s world domination vision anymore, it’s boring. I want to be the queen-pin of jewel distribution with a powerful, diverse crew that will protect me from Frostiles.” Poison Algae bragged, snapping her fingers. Poison Algae makes vines rise up and strikes them around. Mermaid Man whacks them with his cane. Barnacle Boy burns through one of the vines with his sulfur vision, making Poison Algae flinch. The duo both send water blasts at two bandits, knocking them out. The remaining three make runs for it with their jewels. Mermaid Man throws a water ball at one, knocking them out. Before the duo can attack the other two, Poison Algae strikes more vines from behind, which grab onto them tight. They struggle to break free and Barnacle Boy is unable to use his sulfur vision because it is recharging. “You should’ve stayed in retirement! You better hope Frostiles doesn’t get you!” Poison Algae laughed, but the duo refuse to let his name scare them. The vines then suddenly turn into hoses, confusing Poison Algae. Emerald Enchantress floats into the scene and punches her right in the face. “No way, I refuse to let a circus clown and two crusty old heroes defeat me!” Poison Algae said annoyed. “Are you two alright?” Emerald Enchantress asked the duo, as her hands glow green. “Never been better, excellent timing. Looks like we’re getting a bonding adventure with each IJLSA member.” Barnacle Boy responded joyfully. “I’ll be fine. There’s still a few thieves on the run with treasure.” Mermaid Man noted. “Gotcha covered.” Emerald Enchantress assured, spotting one running down a sidewalk. She floats into the air and chases after. She then turns a coin on the ground into a banana, causing the bandit to slip and fall. She levitates the jewel bag out of her hands. The last bandit tries to run down an alley, but Butcher stops him in his tracks. “‘Ello mate, lovely afternoon, innit?” Butcher casually said. Hughie growls and barks at the bandit, who nervously tries to run for it. Butcher lets Hughie off the leash, who jumps after the bandit and begins mauling him. Butcher then discreetly throws the bandit and the jewel bag near the fight scene, and walks out of sight. Poison Algae strikes another vine at Emerald Enchantress, who blocks it with a green magic shield. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy carefully avoid and counter more vine attacks using Sandy’s karate moves, while Emerald Enchantress keeps annoying her with magical transformations. The trio are able to defeat Poison Algae, who is taken away by the authorities along with her bandits. The jewels are safely returned to the store. “Please lock me somewhere secure. Alright, Enchantress definitely respectfully moved up on my arch nemesis list, guess she’s more than a circus clown.” Poison Algae said, admittedly impressed by her talent. “Thanks for the help, miss magic.” Mermaid Man said, giving applause for her stunts. “I assure you, despite whatever you may have heard, we’re definitely not brainwashed.” Barnacle Boy said. “No worries, I trust you. I didn’t really believe that claim either. I sensed something was off about that Ragnar guy, as if he was using magic himself…” Emerald Enchantress said curiously. “That’s really been boggling my mind because Leif insisted he came alone.” Mermaid Man said curiously. “I hate to say this, but I’m thinking perhaps you got toyed with by Frostiles in disguise.” Barnacle Boy theorized, and Emerald Enchantress nervously wonders if that’s the case. “It makes sense, he wanted to undermine the search and put us against each other. Oh boy though, Homesurfer would freak if he learned our enemy was literally in our home. For now, let’s move forward. I’ll take you to the next titan and help out, least I can do for you legends.” Emerald Enchantress offered. “Given how strong the first one was, we’ll definitely need and appreciate your help. Hopefully you’re also lax on working with technical unregistered allies.” Barnacle Boy responded. “You’re our founders and I don’t care about that when everyone’s in danger. We need to unite together to stop Frostiles, silly labels shouldn’t distract us from a global threat.” Emerald Enchantress said boldly, a sentiment the duo concurs with. The duo get into Emerald Enchantress’ cruiser like they did with Blue Arrow, and it flies off. “I love these newfangled transportation services.” Mermaid Man said, enjoying the ride and looking out the window. As the cruiser heads for their destination, Mermaid Man reminisces to when the IJLSA went on a globetrotting adventure to stop another jewel obsessed villain… The old IJLSA are seen outside a temple in the Mu Continent. They’ve received word that Catfishtress, a burglar villain, is after a powerful valuable jewel deep inside. “I’ve never been this faraway from Bikini Bottom before.” Miss Appear said, admiring the locale. “I know Catfishtress is a crafty one, but there’s no way she’s made it through all those traps, right?” Elastic Waistband doubted. “She’s made it through many alleged tough to crack security systems, so don’t underestimate her.” Mermaid Man warned. The team heads inside the temple, treading with caution. Few torches dimly light the dark path ahead. They go further down the hallway, when Captain Magma accidentally steps on a tile. “My bad.” Captain Magma apologized, sighing. Spears begin shooting from wall to wall across the hallway. Quickster immediately speeds across without harm and presses another tile which stops the spears. “Didn’t break a sweat. Wanna see me do it again?” Quickster bragged. They go through several rooms, each with their own unique trap. The first one has blades buzzing from each wall, and there are several tiles with symbols plastered around the room. Elastic Waistband uses his stretchy powers to press all the necessary tiles to disable the blades. The second room is a dead end with an ice ceiling, and quicksand starts to pour, but Captain Magma melts through the ceiling. They go up into the third room, which has several laser beams shooting across the room. Miss Appear turns invisible, successfully maneuvering through and turning them off. After that, they reach the central chamber, where a green jewel is resting on a pedestal. Catfishtress is carefully approaches, about to steal it. “Not so fast, thief!” Mermaid Man shouted, startling her. “How did you already make it here?” Barnacle Boy asked, surprised. “Ha, those traps were child’s play! Now come to mama!” Catfishtress scoffed. Catfishtress grabs the jewel, which causes the temple to shake and begin collapsing as a failsafe. The IJLSA charge for her while the temple continues to rumble. Catfishtress cracks her whip and strikes it, similar to how Poison Algae strikes her vines. The six combine their powers to beat Catfishtress and take the jewel back from her. They escape the collapsing temple with Catfishtress in their custody, who hisses. The rest of the temple sinks into the sand, as the Mu residents look at this in shock and confusion. “No worries, we have your artifact right here. I suggest storing it in a more secure place where she can’t find it.” Mermaid Man said to a resident, handing him the jewel. “Why would you not keep such a valuable beauty!?” Cafishtress asked, flabbergasted. “Because it has no worth to us, and sometimes, the real treasure is the journey with friends!” Mermaid Man said heroically, as the Mu residents cheer. At EVIL’s abandoned factory, Man Ray and Dirty Bubble are asleep. Someone is seen outside the meeting room door, with only their shadow shown. They hear the door rattling and jump awake, startled. Man Ray’s fight or flight kicks in, and he immediately fires two shots through the door. “Ha, take that, sucker!” Man Ray yelled, as he and Dirty Bubble run for it. It’s revealed that the person at the door wasn’t actually Frostiles, but Atomic Flounder. He’s fallen out of his mobile chair and lays on the floor, with a wound on his shoulder thanks to the blasts. He had come to check if anybody was here after hearing about the villain deaths and was worried for his acquaintances. In Grecian, the submarine cruiser continues flying toward the destination. “Since we had quality bonding time with Blue Arrow, it’s your turn. Anything you wanna break the ice with?” Barnacle Boy asked Emerald Enchantress. “I’m sorry we didn’t take Leif’s claims seriously at first. Magneticus taking credit for Ryan clouded our judgment, but I should’ve known he wasn’t capable. Only a complete monster would be capable of these atrocities. I can’t believe my magic didn’t catch onto Frostiles’ disguise either, how could we be so naive?” Emerald Enchantress lamented. “Don’t worry lass, all heroes make mistakes. We made so many back in the day I can’t even remember them all now. Without learning from those mistakes, you’ll never grow as a hero.” Mermaid Man said wisely. “You’re right, these little mistakes shouldn’t define or taint IJLSA’s work. It’s like when I first started practicing magic, it’s trial and error.” Emerald Enchantress replied, feeling better. “How do you honestly feel about the team? No need to be scared about us telling anyone since we’re not involved anymore.” Barnacle Boy promised, curious to hear how she feels about Homesurfer. “…Sometimes I feel like I have to wear a mask on the job, and not a heroic one. I want to be wacky and silly, but Homesurfer doesn’t really like it when I do that as he wants the IJLSA to be serious. It makes me feel ashamed when I do silly magic tricks, but I enjoy them.” Emerald Enchantress lamented, airing her anxiety. “Never feel ashamed by expressing who you truly are. Everyone makes what they want out of being a hero, even if that means having fun! Embrace your quirks and goofiness, lass.” Mermaid Man encouraged, and she is genuinely touched by those words. “So what’s the deal between you and Blue Arrow?” Barnacle Boy asked, not expecting a different response from how he answered. “I’m not sure what you mean. I didn’t know we had a deal.” Emerald Enchantress responded, leaving it unclear if she’s messing with him. They get closer to their destination, seeing an ancient hill path with unique architecture along the way. The shrine rests at the very top of the hill, nearing the heavens. The cruiser lands and the trio make their way for the shrine up the hill. Emerald Enchantress takes a moment to admire the sights and looks at the ruins in awe. “Wow, these must date back to the 11th century…” Emerald Enchantress geeked out. “Didn’t know you were a history buff.” Barnacle Boy said. “It’s good to see today’s youth remembers the past so we don’t repeat the same mistakes.” Mermaid Man said, impressed. The trio reaches the shrine, noticing this one has green symbols covering it. Barnacle Boy looks through the notes, which indicate in order to unleash Skyvern, you need to solve a slider puzzle on the front. “I don’t think we can move those pieces with our powers.” Barnacle Boy doubted. “I’ll handle it.” Emerald Enchantress volunteered, as she stretches, preparing herself. Emerald Enchantress uses her magic powers to levitate each piece, locking each into place. She successfully assembles the puzzle, forming a cloud. The shrine glows and the ground shakes. Skyvern emerges from the shrine and swirls around in the sky above. A cinematic shot of Skyvern overlooking the three heroes. Skyvern lets out a loud, screeching roar and spreads its metallic wings. Cannons open up from its body, which begin firing missiles. Emerald Enchantress casts a magic shield around the trio, protecting them from the incoming missile barrage. The shield breaks and they run around the field while Skyvern hovers over. “Alright, that power boost would be welcome right about now.” Barnacle Boy said, noticing the pillars. He shoots the Cosmic Ray at them, hoping this activates their power boost again, but it does not work this time. “Like I warned you lad, you can’t rely on the same trick.” Mermaid Man reminded. “Yeah, I see that now. I welcome the challenge.” Barnacle Boy responded, shrugging. “What are you trying to do?” Emerald Enchantress asked. “Those pillars gave us super forms of some kind which is the only way we stood a chance against the first titan. Not sure how to activate these ones.” Barnacle Boy explained. “Maybe my magic can, I sense their intense power.” Emerald Enchantress suggested, taking initiative. Emerald Enchantress concentrates and casts a powerful spell which make the pillars glow green. The trio feel a powerful energy surge and their bodies start glowing green as well. “Nice work, this is like consuming a powerful protein shake!” Mermaid Man said, getting pumped. “Wow, I’ve never felt a power like this before!” Emerald Enchantress said excitedly, as she floats into the air using her levitation spell. The trio flies into the sky to face Skyvern. Skyvern lets out a roar, as it begins to fly around the country skies. The trio look down at Grecian from above, not letting the height scare them. Butcher and several civilians spot this from a distance, looking in awe and horror. Butcher once again records the fight for Edgar. “I see it, but I still can’t believe it.” Butcher said. Using Gigantus’ strength, Mermaid Man kicks an incoming missile back at Skyvern’s body. Skyvern strikes a claw forward at Mermaid Man, but a green barrier blocks it, thanks to Emerald Enchantress’ help. Skyvern swings its tail around, striking Barnacle Boy and sending him flying to the ground. He is protected by the magic energy. “For a beast that just woke up, it sure is feisty.” Barnacle Boy noted, as he flies back up to the aerial fight. Skyvern trikes to strike its other claw at Emerald Enchantress, but she makes duplicates of herself, confusing it. The trio unleash multiple attacks while imploding or dodging missiles. They fire a combined magical water blast, sending Skyvern smashing straight into an ancient pillar. Skyvern is being worn down, so green lasers begin to shoot out of its body. The trio fly through the laser field like rockets and avoid more missiles. Emerald Enchantress makes several green mirror shields appear across the sky, which reflect the lasers back and destroy them. The trio send a combined barrage of aqua punches and various green spell attacks at Skyvern, wearing it down to where it accepts defeat. It stops flying and attacking, lowering itself. Recognizing their worth, Skyvern gifts Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Emerald Enchantress some of its power, making their bodies glow. Meanwhile, Mighty Max and Dark Ice, after following Big Moe’s tip, reach EVIL’s abandoned factory. They carefully tread down the dark hallway, and stop when they see Atomic Flounder on the floor outside the meeting room. “Ow, why I oughta…” Atomic Flounder rants to himself. “Easy there.” Mighty Max said, as the two help him back into his mobile chair. “Why thank you sonnies, I never expected heroes to help a former villain.” Atomic Flounder replied surprised. “Why are you here?” Dark Ice asked. “I heard from the news that a maniac is hunting villains, so I wanted to check in to see if anybody’s here. But I guess I spooked whoever was inside and got shot for it.” Atomic Flounder explained, mildly annoyed. “Will you be okay?” Mighty Max asked, tending to his shoulder would. “I’ve survived worse, but…thanks for the concern, sonny.” Atomic Flounder replied, surprised by their care. “We came here to see if the culprit would strike here, but it appears we’ve hit a dead end.” Dark Ice lamented. As the three leave the factory, they feel an ominous chill in the air. Frostiles appears without warning and immediately shoots ice beams at them, but Mighty Max throws several heat discs, making them collide. “Odd, I didn’t sense you two…” Frostiles said curiously to Mighty Max and Dark Ice, who don’t understand what he means. Atomic Flounder tries to shoot an atomic ray from his mouth, but he’s too old. Frostiles throws an ice attack which knocks him out of his chair. Atomic Flounder looks up terrified. “Leave him be, he’s just an old guy! He’s not even a villain anymore!” Mighty Max protested, surprised he’s sticking up for him. “Doesn’t matter, once a villain, always a villain.” Frostiles replied. Frostiles picks Atomic Flounder up and freezes him solid. He then shatters his body, making ice remains fall to the sand. Dark Ice and Mighty Max are both horrified, then attack Frostiles to the best of their ability. Frostiles throws several ice spikes, as one of them pierces through Dark Ice’s leg. Mighty Max throws several heat discs at Frostiles, which burn through his ice skin and smoke rises. “Not so tough are you now?” Mighty Max said, seeing Frostiles feel actual pain. This allows the two to get in a few hits on Frostiles, but he blows them back with an icy gust. Frostiles teleports away, not having time for this fight and knowing the next titan awaits his presence. Mighty Max helps patch Dark Ice’s wound, who's recovering. “I’ll be fine, but can’t say the same for flounder. Poor guy, even if we were on opposing sides, he didn’t deserve that.” Dark Ice said, looking at the ice shards. “What did he mean he didn’t sense us?” Dark Ice wondered, as Mighty Max ponders. “…Because we don’t have actual super powers, we’re only guys in costumes. I fly using a jetpack, not actual flight powers. That’s how he keeps finding everybody…” Mighty Max realized. “What about Riptide Rider?” Dark Ice asked, confused. “He had enhanced speed senses along with a super powered bike. I’m a nerd, I know. Somehow using dark magic he’s able to sense where any hero or villain is, no matter how faraway.” Mighty Max explained. “At least he can’t detect us but everyone else is not so fortunate. All heroes need to come together now to stop this menace.” Dark Ice said determined, willing to put aside his gripes with the current IJLSA, because he realizes the bigger threat. In Grecian, the trio are taking heavy breaths and celebrating their victory. Their powers go away, but thanks to Skyvern’s power, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have a moderate amount of flight in them again. “Thank you great sky titan for restoring our flight.” Mermaid Man said gratefully, as he floats up for a bit. “We’re halfway there, just two titans to go.” Barnacle Boy said optimistically. “That was awesome! We’ve never done anything that crazy before. Thanks so much, you two showed me what it’s like to really be a hero again and not part of a brand. I can fly you to Nalabar if you want.” Emerald Enchantress offered. “We appreciate the kindness, but we’ll be fine. We don’t want to burden you and distract from your position.” Mermaid Man replied. “Plus the exercise is good for our calves and energy.” Barnacle Boy added. Emerald Enchantress transports them back to the airport in the cruiser. Before they deapart, she shakes their hands, honored to have worked with the legendary duo. She waves farewell to them. She returns to the shrine to watch over it and continues to admire the historic sights around. Before Skyvern turns back into the shrine, Frostiles shoots another ice spike into Skyvern’s body, making the same ominous icy glow cover its body. Notes/Trivia: -Character Debuts: Skyvern -Area Debuts: Grecian -Deaths: Atomic Flounder and Courageous Crustacean (mentioned) -Flashback Timeline: After the flashback in chapter six -Mu is from the DS version of Atlantis SquarePantis. -Catfishtress is from the SpongeBob comics.

Chapter Six: Search and Destroy Leif explains everything about Frostiles to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. They discuss the revelations over a nice cup of tea in the lounge. “So to recap: our real enemy is a folklore figure called Frostiles, who was originally a normal villager, and he hates all super powered beings. You tried warning the IJLSA but they didn’t take this seriously. Got it.” Barnacle Boy summarized, overwhelmed by the information. “Good, I kept your attention. According to whispers, the villager was always a selfish opportunist who hated our culture. One day, an old hero went out of line and wrecked the village. The villager stepped forward in protest, pretending to care about everyone, and grabbed a cursed blade that transformed him into Frostiles. This blade’s power only works on someone whose heart was already corrupted with hatred. He desperately wants to be seen as a savior and bring a “neutral order” to the world, but he’s so consumed by his ego he fails to see he is the evil one.” Leif continued. “Do you know this villager’s name?” Barnacle Boy asked curiously. “No, my father refused to speak his name in any of these texts, as if he were a forbidden word. I understand he did not want to dignify their old identity anymore, Frostiles destroyed whatever left of their old self. I believe he’s been wiping out these heroes and villains so far as a warm up. The next phase of the plan will be to search and destroy the Super Titans.” Leif continued troubled. “The what?” Mermaid Man asked. “The Super Titans are four divine legendary beings that are said to be the source of all superhero powers in the sea, including your very own. They are located in the following countries: Hydroko, Grecial, Nalabar and Nordavia. Nordavia’s is essentially worshipped as our god. If Frostiles destroys them, the effects would be catastrophic to the whole world’s ecosystem, at least that’s what my father wrote. I know it’s a lot to take in and may be hard to believe. Before my people saw Frostiles with their own eyes I wouldn’t have believed this myself. But it’s very much real.” Leif explained, showing them maps with locations of each titan’s supposed resting spot. “We believe you and are glad you came to us. I hope the IJLSA will come around and help us out too in protecting the titans. I guess we’re going on a mythical creature hunt.” Barnacle Boy replied. “I must warn you, it’s said when the titans wake up, they will challenge you to prove you’re worthy of their power. The titans are said to be huge and supremely powerful creatures, they won’t be easy battles. Are you sure you’re in the condition to handle them?” Leif warned. “Don’t worry lad, we’re still in decent fighting shape and I doubt they’re larger than past mighty beasts we’ve tussled with.” Mermaid Man said. “I think we can handle this, our fight against Hydro Blob demonstrated we can still take on larger enemies.” Barnacle Boy said half-confidently, admittedly unsure what they’re getting into with these titans. “Good luck, aquatic avengers. You may be our only hope to save the balance of superheroes and supervillains alike.” Leif said hopefully, who leaves the notes for them and leaves. “Where should we go first?” Barnacle Boy asked, wanting Mermaid Man to lead the charge. “Hmm…if my geography is right, Hydroko is the farthest away, so we’ll go there first! This “Frostiles" won’t see it coming.” Mermaid Man said, thinking he’s a genius with this idea. “Makes enough sense to me. Ready to save the world, partner?” Barnacle Boy asked heroically. “Always am!” Mermaid Man replied heroically, as they clash their fists together and unite their rings. The duo enters the Mermalair, gathering essentially every weapon on their wall, knowing they’ll need them against these titans and Frostiles. Outside Shady Shoals, Butcher is seen in an unsuspecting vehicle. Sitting by him in the passenger seat is his trusted pet worm Hughie, chewing on a toy. Butcher looks through binoculars, eyeing Leif as he walks out of the building. Butcher had planted a bug in Shady Shoals before the duo returned, so he had been listening to their entire conversation and relaying it to Edgar. “You get all that? Very fascinating.” Butcher asked to Edgar through a bluetooth headset. “Loud and clear. The IJLSA will be briefed with this knowledge.” Edgar replied. “I know I’ve performed a lot of daring feats at your behest, but uh, do you really think I’m capable of taking out two superheroes? I mean, it’s Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, they’re literal legends.” Butcher asked, admittedly unsure. “This is only in the scenario the duo are working against our interests, which I doubt is the case at the moment. But in the rare scenario they are, yes, I believe you are capable. You saved my life from a supervillain, this is no different.” Edgar replied, alluding to their history together. “I’ll take your endorsement to my dear heart. I’ll follow the coots to Hydroko and let ya know how it goes.” Butcher said, starting his boat’s ignition. The duo get into the Invisible Boatmobile and head off for the airport, as Butcher steadily tails them behind. Edgar is holding a press conference outside the IJLSA headquarters to address the continued hero killings. “We are aware about the continued rise of hero deaths, including valuable allies such as Coral Lad and Shell Gal, who will be dearly missed. It appears Magneticus falsely took credit for Riptide Rider’s death to boost his reputation, and his gamble ended in his own demise. We deeply apologize to everyone for jumping the gun, but we were working off of limited information. We all make mistakes. We won’t let you live in fear from this threat. Rest assured, the IJLSA is going to bring the right person responsible to justice. No more heroes will fall!” Edgar promised, receiving thunderous applause, with many impressed the IJLSA is willing to admit they made a mistake. “Do you have any clues on who’s responsible?” A reporter asked. “We now know who's responsible, but I’d prefer to not say publicly for safety reasons and so nothing intervenes in the IJLSA’s investigation. If you have any tips, you can gladly submit them to our hotline.” Edgar answered, not wanting to give Frostiles the attention he seeks. “Is it true the perpetrator is targeting supervillains as well? Kelp Thing and Magneticus both died in unclear circumstances and The Moth is missing.” Another reporter asked. “I cannot comment on speculation.” Edgar replied dismissively, as he didn’t want to complicate this by trying to sympathize with villains, which would be awful for business. The IJLSA are in their meeting room watching a recording of Leif’s conversation with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Miss Appear is uncomfortable about them spying on civilians without their consent. “I’m not seeing anything suspicious about Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy here, they’re committed to taking down Frostiles.” Miss Appear said, further doubting Ragnar’s claim. “Regardless, they’re still working without our consent and we need to make sure they don’t undermine our efforts. Anyways, so four ancient creatures are the source of our powers? News to me. It’s amazing how much lore about us has been hidden away in Nordavia…” Homesurfer said curiously, feeling embarrassed again he didn’t know something. “That’s what we get for turning away Leif.” Blue Arrow snarked, and Homesurfer gives him an annoyed look. “That lore helps us a lot, now we know Frostiles will inevitably appear at any of those locations. Perfect chance to ambush him.” Emerald Enchantress replied. “I know we previously agreed not to split up, but I’m thinking that if Frostiles is going after all four, and there’s four of us, we should be there to protect each titan, right? Basic math.” Blue Arrow proposed. “I don’t know, splitting up when he’s hunting us would be playing right into his hands.” Homesurfer argued. “There’s many heroes and villains he’s after, the probability of when he’ll come for us is unclear, but we should make a move now before that happens.” Blue Arrow argued. “There’s no telling which titan he’ll go after first, so it makes sense we cover all our bases. Plus, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy can’t do this alone. Even if they’re acting without our permission, we never abandon any hero.” Miss Appear countered. “I just don’t want any of us to end up like Riptide Rider.” Homesurfer said worried, genuinely fearing Frostiles can defeat him. “If he comes after me, I’ll be sure to melt him.” Blue Arrow said boldly, holding an explosive arrow. “I’m scared too, even if I don’t show it through my bubbly demeanor. But that’s what Frostiles wants, we can’t let his fear control our destinies.” Emerald Enchantress argued, and Homesurfer relents. “Alright, you all make valid points. We can divide and conquer, but be smart about it. Keep your communicators close by at all times if Frostiles attacks. If an ally is nearby, ask for their help. I’ll call first dibs on Nordavia.” Homesurfer ordered. “I’ll go to Hydroko.” Blue Arrow volunteered immediately, as if he had unfinished business there. “I’ll take Grecial, the history there has always fascinated me.” Emerald Enchantress volunteered. “I don’t mind Nalabar. It’s a shame what a rough image that country has thanks to its lineage of dictators.” Miss Appear replied thoughtfully. “It’s settled then. Best of luck team. I know we can do this.” Homesurfer said. They unite their fists together, but the impact lacks the soul Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s pose has. They get into the Seabreeze Submarine, which flies off into the sky. They gather all heat related weapons they can find. Blue Arrow, Emerald Enchantress and Miss Appear get into miniature cruisers which detach from the main submarine, and head off for their destinations. Homesurfer makes course in the Seabreeze for Nordavia. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are on a plane for Hydroko, relaxing. Butcher is seen as a passenger several rows behind the duo, covering his face with a magazine. Hughie is in the seat next to him, still chewing on a toy. Barnacle Boy reads through the notes Leif left, and finds a page about Hydroko’s titan named “Gigantus.” It shows a sketch of a tall, large whale creature with armor and words underneath saying it represents strength. Barnacle Boy is somewhat nervous upon seeing this, not sure how they’d stand a chance against a creature of that size. They’ve never faced any enemy like this before. “Mermaid Man, are you sure we’re ready to fight literal ancient gods?” Barnacle Boy asked, confused at how he’s so calm. “I’ve learned to not let an enemy’s size scare me, lad. We’ve faced many threats over the years that it's the least of my worries. All of our friends are in danger and we’ll do whatever it takes to protect them because that’s what we do.” Mermaid Man encouraged triumphantly. “Wow, didn’t expect you to still have that wisdom at your age.” Barnacle Boy said, genuinely amazed and shocked. Mermaid Man reminisces back to a time when the IJLSA had to face off against a large enemy, one the team felt they weren’t prepared for… The old IJLSA are seen searching through the Kelp Forest. They’ve heard tips that Reflecto has a secret lair hidden somewhere deep in the forest, and he’s about to unleash a doomsday weapon. The six make their way through the thick jungle and come through a clearing. Captain Magma takes a quick break by sitting on a log. “It’s too hot out here, and I’m not saying that because of my hat.” Captain Magma said, feeling exhausted. “Don’t get lazy now Captain, we still have ways to go!” Miss Appear encouraged. “Yeah, I’m constantly sweating at my pace, but you don’t see me stopping like a quitter!” Quickster boasted, annoying Captain Magma who reluctantly gets up. The team goes down a secluded path and sees a large swamp lake up ahead. “Reflecto’s base is supposedly across that path of swamp muck.” Mermaid Man noted. As they approach the swamp lake, Mermaid Man senses something lurking and gestures for the team to stop. A giant shadow swims around in the lake, making the team uneasy. A jellyfish flies across the lake, when a giant brown frogfish jumps up and consumes it, shocking the team. It descends back into the lake and waits to pounce again. “Golly, that’s one of the biggest frogfish I’ve seen, and I haven’t seen many!” Barnacle Boy said, surprised. “We’re not ready to face a monster of that size!” Elastic Waistband protested. “Hmph, a little magma will send the beast fleeing, not sure what has you scared.” Captain Magma said unafraid. “Weren’t you just ready to take a nap because it’s hot earlier? Not sure if you’d be able to keep up.” Miss Appear snarked. “Alright then, if you’re so confident, then turn invisible and sneak past it!” Captain Magma challenged. “No worries, I’ll be over that lake before the monster knows what hit him.” Quickster boasted. “But how will the rest of us get across?” Elastic Waistband asked. “Of course Quickster takes the easy shortcut.” Captain Magma scoffed. “What’s that supposed to mean?” Quickster asked confrontationally. The team bickers amongst themselves about their abilities, with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy off to the side as spectators. They aren’t happy the team’s synergy and harmony has been disrupted. “Enough of this squabbling! This division is exactly what our villains want! It doesn’t matter the size of our enemy, we’ll fight because that’s what heroes do!” Mermaid Man intervened, encouraging them. They self-reflect and realize how idiotic this argument is. “You’re right, we can’t let stupid debates divide us. We’re sorry, Mermaid Man.” Quickster apologized. “I’m sorry for slacking off, Miss Appear.” Captain Magma apologized. “I understand how you feel, the heat’s bothering me too, but I keep pushing forward.” Miss Appear admitted. “Now, let’s work together like a team and outsmart that frogfish!” Barnacle Boy added, rallying them together. The team begins slowly jumping across lily pads. The frogfish rises from the water like a behemoth, overlooking the team. It’s daunting, but they let their fears subside and are ready to make it past the beast. They fire several attacks to distract it, and keep frantically jumping across one lily pad to another. Mermaid Man tries to calm the beast with his animal senses, but its willpower is too resistant. The frogfish begins chasing them, making the lily pads sink into the lake. Elastic Waistband stretches and swings from kelp vines, barely dodging the frogfish’s mouth. As he swings, Elastic Waistband grabs onto Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Captain Magma and Miss Appear with his stretchy powers. He then grabs onto Quickster, who dashes at light-speed across the rest of the lake, carrying the team with him. The frogfish chases after, diving in and out of the water. A giant shipwreck is seen up ahead, and Quickster quickly turns in time. The frogfish crashes into the shipwreck and sinks back into the swamp. The IJLSA makes it to land and sees Reflecto’s lair up ahead. They take a moment to let what they did sink in and cheer. “Amazing job team! See what you can accomplish when you put your differences aside?” Mermaid Man said, proud they turned this mission around. “I’m sorry for saying your powers are a shortcut, without them we would’ve been toast.” Captain Magma apologized to Quickster. “Once I was in my zone, I felt no fear!” Elastic Waistband said excited. They enter Reflecto’s lair. Reflecto is seen inside wearing a scientist outfit with mirrors attached. He’s controlling a giant laser beam, and turns to see the IJLSA. “Greetings IJLSA, you’re right on cue to see me fire my Reflectinator! When I push this button, it will reflect a beam off the ocean surface and trap everyone inside of its reflection!” Reflecto boasted. He presses the button, but nothing happens. During his boast, Quickster had already unplugged his weapon, who is seen spinning the cord around in a hand and whistling smugly. “Oh.” Reflecto said awkwardly. The team attacks him with fancy comic book effects, and he is defeated. The six members unite their fists together heroically. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are happy to see the team has grown stronger together after this experience, proving no obstacle no matter how large can tear them apart. Barnacle Boy looks out the plane window, seeing the wide glistening ocean beneath them. From the rumbling waves, a giant green leviathan serpent emerges and looks directly at him with its majestic eye. Barnacle Boy jumps in his seat and shakes Mermaid Man’s arm, waking him up. “Look at that!” Barnacle Boy gestured. Mermaid Man looks out the window confused, since the beast is gone by now. “See what?” Mermaid Man asked. “Never mind.” Barnacle Boy replied, shrugging. He didn’t know why, but Barnacle Boy felt that somehow, that legendary creature gave him the confidence he needed that everything would be okay and that they can challenge these titans. Their plane lands in Hydroko, as they get off and make haste. Butcher covertly follows them, trying to make it through the crowd. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy admire the sights, but don’t it distract them. They get onto a subway train, heading for a town closest to their destination. Butcher barely makes it on board in time, appearing several cars down. “How are two geezers faster than me?” Butcher wondered, taking a seat with Hughie. “Sir, no pets are allowed on board.” An employee warned to Butcher. Hughie ferociously growls at the employee, who backs away. The train eventually reaches the town, as the duo gets off. Butcher tries to follow, but he loses them in a crowd, so he takes another route. The duo makes their way into a shadier part of the town. Several suspicious figures begin to follow them. As the duo try to leave the town, they are stopped from progressing by the suspicious figures, who brandish knives. The duo immediately recognizes these are yakuza grunts. “This part of town isn’t for the elderly…especially two washed up superheroes!” A grunt threatened. “We’ll show you washed up, sonny!” Mermaid Man countered, getting into a fighting stance. The grunts begin attacking the duo, who send water attacks back, blasting two grunts away. Suddenly, a few arrows are fired into the area, releasing smoke bombs and obscuring the grunts’ vision. Several more arrows take out the grunts, and the rest duck. Blue Arrow jumps into the scene, taking Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s side. The grunts look at Blue Arrow furiously. “Whoa, what are you doing here?“ Barnacle Boy asked, while he punches a grunt. “Consider me your guardian angel.” Blue Arrow answered, firing several more arrows at the grunts. “These rabble-rousers are no problems or us, but we appreciate the assistance!” Mermaid Man replied, striking a grunt in the head with his cane, knocking them out. “Blue Arrow, you have some nerve showing your face here again!” Another grunt said angrily, alluding to a past together. Barnacle Boy throws a grunt against a boatmobile, smashing the windshield. One higher ranked grunt pulls out a sword and slashes it at Blue Arrow, who strikes his bow against the sword. He wraps his bow around it, and then punches the grunt in the face. He knocks the sword out of his hand and then ties him to an arrow. He fires the arrow at a building sign, making the grunt hang from it. Mermaid Man then holds out the Orb of Confusion and flicks the switch, messing with the minds of a few grunts. The trio takes out the remaining grunts with ease. “Not bad, you geezers really still have it.” Blue Arrow said, impressed and steps on a grunt. “You were pretty great too, you lived up to your stories. So again I ask, what are you doing here? Oh right, you’re probably not happy we’re doing this without being official allies or whatever.” Barnacle Boy said. “Yeah, but you’re our founders, so I don’t care much about that. The main reason I’m here is we know about your titan hunt. We should be on the same page, not working against each other. I’ll help you fight this titan.” Blue Arrow explained. “That’s great! As I wanted from its inception, the IJLSA needs to unite heroes, not divide them.” Mermaid Man said happily. “Also, some friend of Leif’s named Ragnar came to our headquarters and suggested you’ve been brainwashed by Frostiles. I didn’t believe it myself, but it probably has Homesurfer spooked.” Blue Arrow informed, baffling the duo. “That’s nonsense, my mind is an impenetrable fortress!” Mermaid Man replied. “That’s odd…he didn’t mention any friend when he spoke to us. It sounded like he came to Bikini Bottom alone.” Barnacle Boy said, perplexed. Blue Arrow visibly freezes upon hearing that. He wondered if Ragnar had been Frostiles toying with them. “Forget about it. Believe me, I know no villain could manipulate you. We’ve been getting hoax tips, so maybe it was another one of those.” Blue Arrow said, not wanting to worry them or think that they had Frostiles in their base. “This “Ragnar” may have been concerned and looking out for us. No matter the case, you know you can trust us.” Mermaid Man insisted. “It’s impressive you’ve made it this far by walking, but I’m sure your ancient legs could use a rest. I have a ride that can take you where you need to be.” Blue Arrow offered. “Sure thing, friend.” Barnacle Boy replied, fully accepting Blue Arrow as an ally. They get into his submarine cruiser nearby, and he pilots it off toward their destination. They fly through an ancient valley filled with cherry blossom trees, admiring the view. While on their path, they have a casual conversation. “So…are you and Emerald Enchantress really a thing?” Barnacle Boy asked. “No comment.” Blue Arrow replied, to which Barnacle Boy shrugs, knowing it’s not his business. “Sorry about our performance against Dirty Bubble, we were out of it, but now we’re back swinging.” Mermaid Man said. “I knew you two still had in it you. Nobody’s ever had a perfect action streak. There’s been times where I question my worth as a teammate when all I do is fire fancy arrows. I don’t control the sea, turn invisible or use any magic trick possible.” Blue Arrow said, somewhat envious. “I can attest from experience it doesn’t matter what your power is, every hero contributes something of worth in their own special way. I’m sure the team knows that.” Mermaid Man said passionately, imparting his words of wisdom. Blue Arrow is touched by this, as it means a lot to hear from the IJLSA’s founder. “What’s your syndicate history or is that personal?” Barnacle Boy asked Blue Arrow, wondering what the yakuza grunt was referring to. “When I was young and naive, I did work for them I’m not proud of. I’ve put that life behind me and only serve the side of good now. I’ve never told anyone else on the team this. I know you’ll look at me differently.” Blue Arrow admitted. “You’re still a hero to me, son. It doesn’t matter what path you took to get here, the point is you’re on the right side now. I believe anyone can change.” Mermaid Man said inspirationally, making Blue Arrow happy he could admit this to somebody. “I appreciate it. Being a hero isn’t exactly what my folks had in mind for me either, they were expecting a painter or actor. But I’m sure they’ll come around when they see the good I’ve done.” Blue Arrow said hopefully. The trio reach their destination, seeing a large shrine on top of the hill. “Are you sure you’re ready for this at your age?” Blue Arrow asked concerned. “We came this far lad, no point in turning back now.” Mermaid Man said confidently, and Barnacle Boy nods in agreement. They approach the shrine, noticing a pattern of ancient blue symbols covering it. “Alright, so do we just stand here and wait for the titan to appear?” Blue Arrow asked. Barnacle Boy reads through the notes, and sees several specific patterns are highlighted, however they are too high for the duo to reach. “If I’m interpreting this right, if you hit these spots with your arrows, it’ll awaken the titan.” Barnacle Boy said. Blue Arrow fires his arrows, which the duo then infuse with their water powers. The arrows strike the spots. The shrine glows and the ground shakes as if multiple earthquakes occurred at once. Gigantus emerges from the shrine, standing tall. A cinematic shot of Gigantus overlooking the three heroes. Butcher and several nearby townsfolk see the titan from a safe distance. The townsfolk take photos of it in awe. “Wow.” Butcher said, not having other words, and records for Edgar.. “I…didn’t think it’d be that big.” Blue Arrow said worried, not having ever faced something of this caliber before. “Believe in your abilities, we can do this!” Mermaid Man encouraged. Gigantus slowly slams its metallic hand down, as the trio runs in separate directions. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy cast an aquatic shield around the area, but the hand smashes through it. The hand smashes onto the ground, causing the trio to fall, but they get up undeterred. Blue Arrow fires explosive arrows at Gigantus, who swats them away with the other hand. The duo send water attacks at the resting hand, which only do scratches, and Gigantus lifts it up. The trio keep circling around Gigantus, desperately trying to avoid footsteps and punches. Barnacle Boy fires the Cosmic Ray, which reflects off the armor into a pillar, making it glow. Noticing this, Blue Arrow shoots a metal reflection arrow at the pillar, carrying the energy and bouncing off onto the others. The rest of the pillars begin glowing. The duo then feel a powerful energy from this, which surges through their bodies, giving them power boosts. They tap into their full potential, as a blue aura glows around them, allowing them to fly again. “You didn’t tell me you could do that!” Blue Arrow yelled, impressed, as he climbs a cliff to get better aims. “I didn’t know we could! I feel young again!” Mermaid Man said, happily flying and avoiding Gigantus’ hook punch. “It’s been so long since we’ve flown, I hope I still have the hang of this!” Barnacle Boy said, flying though the air and scalding Gigantus’ armor with his sulfur vision. Mermaid Man fires multiple aqua fist punches at Gigantus, who then punches him back, sending him into a mountain. Mermaid Man is unharmed due to the aura and flies back to fight. Blue Arrow fires several smoke bomb arrows, obscuring Gigantus' view, allowing the duo to deliver an onslaught. The trio continue their pattern of attacks and start to overwhelm it. Gigantus lets out a roar, as spots on its armor open up. Blue laser beams come out, as the duo fly through them and keep attacking. Blue Arrow fires more explosive arrows into the armor spots, which destroy a few of the lasers. The duo send a powerful combined water punch alongside Blue Arrow’s explosive arrows, knocking Gigantus back. The trio have worn Gigantus down enough to where it accepts defeat. It stops attacking and raises its hands. “I think we’re done here, boys!” Mermaid Man said confidently, exhausted. The duo float back down, with their power surge fading away. They breath in and out, as Blue Arrow helps them stand. “It was fun while it lasted.” Mermaid Man said, already missing flying. Recognizing their worth, Gigantus gifts Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Blue Arrow some of its powers, making their bodies glow. Gigantus then glows and turns back into the shrine, as if nothing happened. “Cool.” Blue Arrow said, feeling accomplished and stronger than he previously thought. “I have no more fears. Bring on the remaining titans, I say!” Barnacle Boy said confidently. Blue Arrow shakes the duo's hands, glad they’ve made amends and worked together well. “It’s an honor to help you two, and you even helped me learn a few things about myself. I’ll keep an eye out around here for Frostiles.” Blue Arrow said proudly. Blue Arrow transports the duo to the airport in his submarine cruiser, then go their separate ways. Blue Arrow then takes a peaceful stroll through the valley. “I told you you’d like Blue Arrow if you got to know him.” Barnacle Boy said to Mermaid Man, referencing their funeral conversation. Frostiles is hiding on a mountain nearby and laughs, reading one of the books he took from the Nordavia library. He wanted them to weaken the titan. He shoots an ice spike through Gigantus’ shattered armor, piercing its body. Before Gigantus transforms back into the shrine, an ominous icy glow begins to cover its body… Notes/Trivia: -Character Debuts: Gigantus and Hughie -Flashback Timeline: After the flashback in chapter three -The country of Hydroko was first featured in Storm Racers. -Treasure from Pirate Legends makes a cameo as the giant leviathan serpent Barnacle Boy sees in the ocean, still alive in present day.

Chapter Five: The Mighty Fall Dark Ice continues talking with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the Mermalair. “I know another independent hero named Mighty Max who may be able to help. Years ago he faced off against an ice supervillain, maybe it’s them. They must have planted evidence that tricked the IJLSA into believing Magneticus is responsible.” Dark Ice explained. “I’ve heard of him before. Where can we find him?” Barnacle Boy asked. “In Posidonia, flash this symbol in the sky and he’ll come. I’d get tickets as soon as possible.” Dark Ice suggested, handing them Mighty Max’s logo crest. “Ah Posidonia, the last time we went there was nice. Uh…why did we go there again?” Mermaid Man asked, trying to remember. “It was for that convention, gramps!” Barnacle Boy reminded. “Oh yeah! Very nice place, gong there will be better than being stuck here.” Mermaid Man replied. “You’re sure you want us to go investigate this?” Barnacle Boy asked Dark Ice. “Yes, I don’t think the IJLSA will take this lead seriously when they captured who they believe is responsible. Better to leave it to the old guard who I know will get it right.” Dark Ice replied. “That means a lot from a stranger we just met today.” Mermaid Man replied, feeling honored another person respects his legacy. An alert flashes on the computer about Coral Lad and Kelp Thing’s deaths, shocking the three. “Not another…” Dark Ice said, wishing he had acted faster. “Another brave hero has fallen…my heart can’t take it. How is this possible?” Mermaid Man asked in disbelief. “That poor boy. Something about this feels off: Why would a villain kill another villain?” Barnacle Boy asked. “Of that I’m unsure. Perhaps they want to wipe out the competition?” Dark Ice theorized. “Whatever’s going on, we promise we’ll uncover the truth.” Barnacle Boy promised. “For as long as we live, we refuse to let this evildoer kill anymore heroes or villains. Even they do not deserve such a cruel ending.” Mermaid Man said triumphantly. “Good luck. I’ll keep knocking heads and see if I can find any traces of this mystery villain.” Dark Ice replied, as he disappears into the shadows. The duo pack their belongings, including weapons they may use, and order a ticket for Posidonia. The IJLSA are at the morgue overseeing Coral Lad’s body, laid neatly on the table. Kelp Thing’s body in comparison is disrespected and laid poorly on his table. “He was a nice kid and great ally. His sacrifice will not be in vein.” Homesurfer vowed, paying respects to Coral Lad. “I remember when meeting him during the premiere of my first movie. Nobody deserves to die that young.” Emerald Enchantress said mournfully. “Here’s what’s really boggling my mind: Why would the perp kill both a hero and villain?” Blue Arrow wondered. “Leif did say this supposed Frostiles targets any super powered being…” Miss Appear realized. “This clearly has radicalized followers written all over it. When they see one hero fall, they think they’ll make the rest of us go down too. Edgar was right I shouldn’t have been quick to do that announcement.” Homesurfer argued. The rest of the team is getting increasingly frustrated at Homesurfer’s refusal to entertain the Frostiles theory at all. The coroner approaches the team. “I’m sorry for another loss. From what we’ve deduced, it appears both met their fatal blows by a sharp blade. Strangely, we’ve also found traces of frostbite.” The coroner explained, shocking the four. “…Could it be, does Mr. Leif’s story have merit?” Emerald Enchantress wondered. Homesurfer still refuses to believe the story of Frostiles could possibly be real, for it wrecks his perfect superhero fantasy world and doesn’t want to publicly admit they got the wrong guy. “Hold on a minute, let’s not jump to conclusions, there’s any number of reasons their bodies could have extreme cold on them. What do you think, in your professional opinion?” Homesurfer asked to the coroner. “It’s abnormal given the environment they were reportedly found in had moderate weather.” The coroner noted. “Hm, doesn’t immediately mean ice monster.” Homesurfer countered. “Why are you in such denial over this?” Miss Appear confronted. “Frostiles could literally walk right in front of him and he’d still be in denial.” Blue Arrow joked. “Because we need cold hard facts, we can’t fear-monger speculation to the masses!” Homesurfer replied. “But didn’t you do that with your unprompted conference?” Emerald Enchantress awkward reminded, and then gets scared realizing she spoke out against the leader. “Sorry, that was out of line.” “No, you’re right Enchantress, calling out my hypocrisy is a valid critique. Look, we already apprehended one guy that possibly didn’t actually do it. I don’t want us to end up chasing a myth for another potentially wrong guy.” Homesurfer said, trying to be diplomatic. “I understand that. But when the clues are lined up, sometimes it’s worth investigating, don’t you think? It’s better than doing nothing and letting more of our friends die.” Miss Appear persuaded. “You make a fair point, may as well follow any road with our limited options at this moment in time. Alright, let’s seriously investigate this elusive Frostiles. Stick together, we’re going to question every villain, fiend and crook we can find for leads.” Homesurfer ordered. “I’m sure someone will squeal if they’ve seen him.” Blue Arrow said eagerly, cracking his knuckles. The team heads off, finally on common ground. Meanwhile, at the Bikini Bottom Prison, Magneticus is seen in the cafeteria, eating lunch by himself. All the other inmates are looking at him with a mix of fear and respect for what he supposedly did. The prison guards give him hateful looks and dead eye stares. Unfortunately for him, they did not look at his “hero killer” status very kindly. Magneticus eats his lunch with everyone on both sides of the law carefully eyeing him. He finishes his lunch and tries to leave the cafeteria, when he’s cornered by several guards who prevent him from moving forward. “Get out of my way.” Magneticus demanded. “Hero killer.” Another guard said scornfully. The guard then brandishes his baton and his face has a vengeful look. Before Magneticus knows it, the baton strikes him in the forehead and his body collapses to the floor. The other guards begin brutally beating him with their batons, as he tries to resist the blows and cries out in pain. The other inmates casually walk away from the scene. Magneticus realizes now he’s let this lie gone on too long. Magneticus is later sitting in his cell, wearing bandages and recovering from his injuries. “Hey magnet man, try bending the cells to get out!” An inmate from an adjacent cell taunted, as other inmates laugh at him. Magneticus tries to lay in his bed and drown out the taunting from the inmates. He’s regretting ever taking credit for Riptide Rider’s death and needs to clear his name. A guard approaches his cell, aneche braces for the worst. “Here to hit me with your fancy stick too?” Magneticus asked. “I’d certainly like to, scum. You have a visitor.” The guard replied, making Magneticus curious on who this could possibly be. Magneticus is taken by the guard into the visiting room. He sits down and sees his visitor through the glass: It’s Frostiles but as his normal Ragnar self, using it as a disguise. His eyes are ice blue. He’s holding the phone, ready to talk. “…It’s you. You’re here to taunt me too?” Magneticus realized, picking up the phone. “Oh, how the mighty fall. This was nothing personal, I truly could’ve used any other villain. But after sensing your anguish and longing for fame, I knew you were perfect patsy. I thank you for serving as my unwitting pawn.” Frostiles taunted. “I refuse to be your mere pawn! I swear, if I get out of here, I’m coming for you!” Magneticus threatened. Magneticus begins angrily smashing the phone against the table several times. Frostiles hangs up the phone, as guards restrain Magneticus, calming him down. “You won’t be getting out of here. Farewell.” Frostiles said ominously, about to leave. He exhales a dark ice breath, which goes through the walls separating the visitors from prisoners. The breath hovers over Magneticus’ face, who coughs, but doesn’t suspect anything out of the ordinary. He is taken away by the guard back to his cell, while Frostiles leaves the prison with a wicked grin. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are seen walking through the Bikini Bottom Airport carrying their luggage. They board their plane for Posidonia and calmly get into their seats. The plane takes off into the skies, as the two look at Bikini Bottom becoming a spec below them from the window. “Up, up…and away!” Mermaid Man said, enjoying the aerial view. “There better not be any hijackers on board because they’d regret messing with us now.” Barnacle Boy said. The duo relax in their seat as the plane keeps flying across the sea blue sky. Mermaid Man begins napping and reminisces to when they visited Posidonia before for a comic convention… Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are seen inside a comic book store at the Posidonia Fields Mall. They’re sitting at a table, ready to sign autographs for eager fans. The calendar on the wall notes that it’s July 2014. They sign autographs and merchandise for a few fans, surprised the attendance is lower than they expected. The other attendees are not paying them any attention at all, checking out the comics. Barnacle Boy impatiently taps his pen on the table several times, waiting for any other fans to show up, while Mermaid Man starts to look sad. “Slow day, huh.” Barnacle Boy said awkwardly, trying to cheer him up. “Hey lads, want our autographs?” Mermaid Man asked to the other attendees, who give them awkward looks or ignore them. Mermaid Man looks over toward the comics for purchase, noticing The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy series isn’t front and center anymore. Series about newer heroes such as Mighty Max are more popular now instead, which are being purchased by the other attendees. This served as an early symbol to the duo that they were being pushed away from the spotlight and society is moving on without them. “Guess people don’t appreciate the classics like they used to…” Mermaid Man sighed. “Don’t worry about it, people’s interests change over time, especially as the hero pool grows larger. I’m sure there’s still loyal fans out there, old and new. Quite frankly I’m surprised we stayed as relevant as long as we did.” Barnacle Boy reassured. “You have a point, lad. We had a good run in the spotlight, it’s time for the new generation to shine.” Mermaid Man accepted. As the duo contemplate their legacies, a group of four girls approach the table. The duo looks up from the table to see one of the girls is wearing a Miss Appear costume, surprising them. There’s still dedicated fans out there after all. “Hi Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, I’m Audrey. Been a huge fan of you for years. It’s such an honor to meet you in person! How do you like my cosplay?” Audrey introduced excitedly, having wanted to meet the duo for a long while. “Nice costume. Did you make it yourself?” Barnacle Boy asked, noticing it’s different than other ones he’s seen over the years. “Yeah, I did with help from my parents! It wasn’t easy but I’m glad it paid off. Can you sign issue 25 for me? It’s one of my favorite issues.” Audrey asked, placing it on the table. “Of course, that’s a great issue, lass!” Mermaid Man said, as the duo sign the comic. “Do you girls want autographs?” Barnacle Boy asked to Audrey’s friends. “Oh, these are my friends Madison, Tori and Cynthia. They’re not comic nerds like me, sorry.” Audrey introduced, as the three are neutral or uncaring to this meeting. “Whatever.” Cynthia said while on her phone, not paying attention. “Uh, hi.” Madison said awkwardly. “Eh, at least I can add superheroes to the list of celebrities I've met.” Tori shrugged. “What’s your favorite episodes and issues?” Audrey asked. “Careful not to overwhelm them with your nerd knowledge.” Tori teased. “Off the top of my head, Issues 5, 16, 44 and 50 are my all time favorites. As for episodes, 4, 17, 27 and 42.” Barnacle Boy answered, while Mermaid Man tries to remember his answers. “Uhh…I don’t recall specific numbers, sorry Audrey, my memory ain’t what it used to be. But the storyline where we stopped Man Ray from using the Infinity Anchor is my favorite!” Mermaid Man answered. “All great answers! Thanks so much.” Audrey said, and has Cynthia take a photo of her posing with the duo. “Before you depart, I don’t know why, but for some reason…I think you four would make great heroes.” Mermaid Man said, surprising them. “You really think so?” Audrey asked, not sure if she’d have what it takes. “I don’t think I’d be capable of doing the heroic things you guys have done.” Madison replied modestly. “Certainly don’t count on Cynthia to do the work.” Tori joked, and Cynthia hits her. “Some of the best heroes I’ve known were the most unexpected ones. If you just believe, anyone can do it!” Mermaid Man encouraged. “If I could control water like you two, that’d be really cool.” Tori wondered. “Thanks for the words of wisdom. Well, see ya.” Audrey said, feeling inspired by this encounter. She waves farewell and the group heads off. The dup later exit the mall to see pouring rain outside. They carefully make a run for their bus waiting nearby. As the bus drives off, the duo looks out the window and thinks about. It’s reminded them that they can still inspire people anywhere when they least expect it. In the present, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s plane lands in Posidonia. Poisdonia is part of a united kingdom consisting of three countries: Posidonia, Ottelia and Ludwigia. The duo take a bus similar to the one in the flashback, which strolls through the capital city Posidonia Fields. They enjoy the sights and buildings, impressed at how the place has evolved since they last visited. They see a castle under construction in the distance. Mermaid Man starts to doze off, but Barnacle Boy wakes him up. “Don’t fall asleep on me yet partner, we need to find Max fast before more heroes fall.” Barnacle Boy reminded, as he looks at Mighty Max’s crest, hoping this villain doesn’t come for him next. “Of course, sorry Kyle. Where do you think would be a good spot to signal him?” Mermaid Man wondered, observing the sights. “Up there.” Barnacle Boy said, seeing a tall clock tower nearby. The bus stops for the duo and they get off. They walk into the clock tower and begin ascending it via elevator. Sinister Slug is seen inside an obscure tavern. Several shady patrons are playing pool and having a good time, while he sits alone to himself. He has trash on his suit, thrown at him by protesters who believe he was involved in the recent hero slayings. The IJLSA then enters, as the other shady characters begin moving out of the way one by one, leaving a pathway toward Sinister Slug. Blue Arrow points an arrow at his head, who turns around and sees the IJLSA standing before him. “Joy. Didn’t you and your girlfriend humiliate me enough, Arrow? Look guys, I’ve been through a lot, can we save this fight for another day? I’m telling ya, I had nothing to do with these hero slayings. You think I like having random nobodies on the street call me a hero killer?” Sinister Slug begged, as Emerald Enchantress is embarrassed about being called Blue Arrow’s girlfriend. “We’re not here to fight and we know you’re not responsible for these deaths, we want information.” Miss Appear requested. “If it gets you to leave me alone, fine. What do you want to know?” Sinister Slug asked. “Have you heard of someone called Frostiles?” Homesurfer asked. Upon hearing that name, Sinister Slug pauses and shivers. “…Can’t say that I have. New villain in town?” Sinister Slug acted naively out of fear. “I know you’re lying, tell us what you know!” Homeurfer demanded, throwing his drink against the wall, and the glass shattering. Sinister Slug tries to squirm away, but Homesurfer grabs him. He punches Sinister Slug in the face multiple times, making the team uncomfortable. “Fine, I’ll talk! This is all I know: I know of Frostiles, but not much about him. I personally saw him. The other day, he interrupted our EVIL meeting and attacked. Before he did, he presented The Moth’s detached wings like a psycho. I can’t believe he went out like that…” Sinister Slug explained, feeling pity for his fallen comrade. Homesurfer freezes upon hearing this. “…He’s real. Are you sure this is who you saw?” Homesurfer asked. “I swear, this isn't a coordinated lie. I know you don’t have much reason to trust me, but I don’t like this guy either. I wouldn’t wish this fate on my worst enemy.” Sinister Slug said sincerely. “Thank you for being honest. Here’s a gift to repay the favor.” Emerald Enchantress said, using her powers to give him a free new drink, to which he can’t complain. Just as the team begins to depart, they get alerts on their phones that another hero has fallen. This time it was Shell Gal, who was found at Goo Lagoon. She was another registered IJLSA ally who viewed Miss Appear and Emerald Enchantress as mentor figures, so this loss hits them hard. The IJLSA immediately hurries off. At the Bikini Bottom Prison, Magneticus sits in his cell, angry at how his villain career has quickly spiraled. He suddenly feels the room around him turn icy cold, which is at odds with how warm the prison actually is to everyone else. He begins panicking and wonder if he’s losing his mind. He sees flashes of Frostiles in his cell, and he yells out in fear. He then feels his body begin to shut down and collapses to the floor. The guards find Magneticus dead, whose face has turned a frozen blue. In Posidonia, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy reach the top balcony of the clock tower. They enjoy the view of the city from above. Barnacle Boy places Mighty Max’s crest on a stone railing and then holds out a reflection ray. He shoots it at the crest, which shines Mighty Max’s logo in the sky. They wait around for a few moments, when Mighty Max suddenly lands onto the balcony, wearing his orange and white suit. “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, here!? Hi, I’m Maxwell, been a huge fan of your endeavors ever since I was a kid. You’re huge inspirations to my career!” Mighty Max geeked out, shaking their hands. “Always nice to meet another eager fan!” Mermaid Man said, happy the duo inspired another person. “Thanks, we’re here because we need your help. I’m sure you’ve heard lately about the superhero deaths.” Barnacle Boy explained. “Yes I have, utterly heartbreaking. I knew something was off about Magneticus being the alleged culprit. There’s chatter that the IJLSA’s been covering it up and don’t want to admit they made a mistake. Do you have any idea who’s responsible?” Mighty Max asked. “All we know is someone who uses ice is responsible. We heard you have a history of fighting off against an ice supervillain, which is why we came to you.” Barnacle Boy said to Max. “That I do, but she’s out of commission now. Whoever’s responsible must be someone new. Sorry I can’t provide any help.” Mighty Max explained. “Drat, so we came all this way for a dead end?” Mermaid Man said, sighing. “I wouldn’t say that, since you’re here, you could actually help me with something. I’ve heard reports Hydro Blob was spotted in Ottelia, but I have no idea what it’s up to. If you still have the fight, you could join me. It’d be an honor to fight by your side!” Mighty Max offered. “Not familiar with Hydro Blob, but I know it’s a newer villain. We’ll gladly help.” Barnacle Boy replied. “You’d be surprised at the fighting spirit that still courses through our veins! Looks like you’ve gone from fighting ice to fighting water.” Mermaid Man noted, as Mighty Max chuckles at that. “Just keep this under the radar as the IJLSA wouldn’t be happy to learn you’re working with an independent hero.” Mighty Max said. “Diving heroes based on registration status…I made the IJLSA to unite heroes!” Mermaid Man said annoyed. “I knew you two weren’t happy with how the IJLSA has disrespected your vision either!” Mighty Max said happily. “You’re not the only one.” Barnacle Boy replied. At an Ottelia lake, several tourists take photos of the nice view. The water begins to bubble and shake violently. Hydro Blob rises from the lake, taking the form of a loch ness monster after absorbing special minerals in the water. It begins firing water blasts from its mouth, which burn into the ground. The tourists run as Hydro Blob crawls out of the lake, heading for a city in the distance. Many onlookers see the aquatic beast from the distance and panic, making a run for it. Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Mighty Max reach the lake, shocked at how large Hydro Blob is now. “I don’t recall him being this large…” Mighty Max said. Mighty Max pushes the two out of the way from an incoming acidic water blast. Mighty Max flies forward and punches at Hydro Blob’s monstrous head, then avoids another attack. Barnacle Boy shoots his sulfur vision across Hydro Blob’s aquatic body, but the body is unharmed. Mighty Max throws heat discs into the beast’s body, which burn and make the water boil. Smoke starts coming off of the body, and liquid leaks, making Hydro Blob shrink a bit, but it expels the discs from its body. “Ah, so we have to hit it from the inside.” Barnacle Boy realized. Hydro Blob swings its tail, as Mighty Max lifts the two up, getting them out of the way in time. Mermaid Man summons several sea urchins to distract the beast, who jump over the body and poke through it. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy together begin to control the water within Hydro Blob’s body, making it roar furiously. Mighty Max throws more heat discs through a whirlpool into the body, causing its body to pop. Hydro Blob shrinks and reverts back to a puddle. Embarrassed by the defeat, it flees the area. “Thanks for the help, defenders of the deep!” Mighty Max said. “What if this ice villain comes for you?” Barnacle Boy asked. “Appreciate the concern, but I’ll be fine.” Mighty Max boasted, showing his heat discs. The three are praised for saving the day and the press arrives to interview them. Frostiles, still in his Ragnar form, approaches the IJLSA headquarters. Although he could attack them right there, he had other plans, seeing a golden opportunity here and knowing he’d be outmatched. He’s in the meeting room. “Hello, I’m Ragnar, a friend of Leif’s. He wants me to deliver an important message.” Frostiles lied. “We owe him a sincere apology for not believing him. We now know Frostiles is real.” Homesurfer said. “I’m sure he’ll peacefully accept it. We have very unfortunate news. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy may be going behind your backs with unofficial allies, possibly manipulated by Frostiles as we speak.” Frostiles lied. “That doesn’t sound like them, how is that possible?” Miss Appear doubted. He switches the television channel to a news report about Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Mighty Max saving Ottelia from Hydro Blob. The team is taken aback by this given they promised they’d retire. “Maybe they got eager again and wanted to help out. I’m not seeing how that means they’re pawns of Frostiles.” Blue Arrow said confused. “I agree, while I don’t approve working with unregistered allies, I doubt they know about those rules.” Homesurfer replied. “According to legend, Frostiles can twist a hero's willpower. It’s possible he brainwashed them in an attempt to kill Hydro Blob, not save the day. Using heroes to attack other heroes would explain how they’re going down easily.” Frostiles lied, subtly taunting them. "The footage looks like a normal heroic act to me." Miss Appear said. “I’m not sure, but we saw what happened when we previously ignored Nordavia lore...” Emerald Enchantress said worried, sensing something is off with her magical intuition. Frostiles reads their reactions and tells Homesurfer is the one who’s most conflicted about this, which was his goal. Manipulating him was easier than he thought. “Do what you will with this knowledge, but should you see abnormal behavior…you’ll know why.” Frostiles said as he leaves. On the way out, he smiles his wicked grin. The team debates the theory, with most accepting it’s a stretch, but Homesurfer is unsure. Are his idols brainwashed? It’d explain their odd behavior lately. Interrupting his thoughts, a news report comes on about Magneticus’ death in prison. Edgar had been watching this conversation through a security camera and finds these claims worrying, fearing how Homesurfer may respond. He then calls somebody. Later at night, Charon enters his office. “He’s here, sir.” Charon said. A stranger enters the room, but one Edgar’s familiar with. The person casually takes a seat on the couch and places their boots on the glass table, much to Edgar’s annoyance. “Hello Butcher. It’s been a while." Edgar greeted to Butcher. “Ello boss. What do ya need from me this time? Plant incriminating evidence on a business rival? Blackmail on a politician?” Butcher asked, alluding to amoral tasks he’s performed for Edgar before. “I want you to track Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, follow their every move.” Edgar ordered, confusing Butcher. “Wanting me to mess with supes? That’s above my pay grade.” Butcher replied, surprised. “You’re the only one I can trust. There are unconfirmed concerns they may be conspiring with an enemy. Should this claim be true…take them out. It’d be more humane for a third party to do it than another hero, which would be awful for business. If you pull this off, this is the last favor you’ll ever owe me. I’ll give you enough money for a peaceful isolated life.” Edgar offered, not happy about this suggestion, but wants to protect the company. “Wow, sacrificing the IJLSA’s founders to avoid a media frenzy and more importantly, my freedom.” Butcher said, taking this in. “Believe me, this is far from my only sacrifice.” Edgar said bitterly. “And what is it exactly that you sacrifice?” Butcher asked curiously. Edgar contemplates this question for a few moments, one that clearly had been on his mind for a while. “Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve forgone all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my mind a sunless sea. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 4 years ago for which there’s only one conclusion: I’ll never please everybody. My ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to evolve superheroes, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of our enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future! I burn my life to make a utopia I know I’ll never see! And the ego that started this business will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice Everything!” Edgar ranted, angered by how much of his morals he’s compromised for corporate interests. Butcher and Charon are both stunned by this reflection, not having any words. “Well…I’ll get right on the job.” Butcher said, preparing to track the duo. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy return to Shady Shoals, exhausted after their trip. Upon walking inside, they see Leif standing in there, who has been patiently waiting. “Hello Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, name’s Leif. We have a lot to discuss.” Leif introduced, making them curious. Notes/Trivia: -Character Debuts: Butcher -Deaths: Magneticus and Shell Gal (mentioned) -Flashback Timeline: July 2014, over a year before the first season of Mystic Guardians and decades after the other flashbacks -Mighty Max, Madison, Audrey, Tori and Cynthia from Mystic Guardians appear.

Chapter Four: Fun and Games Reef Cinema is shown, with movie goers inside having a fun time watching films. A showing for Emerald Enchantress in the Multiverse of Wackiness is particularly active, with audience members cheering out at certain cameos. Many in the crowd are wearing Riptide Rider merchandise to honor his memory. As the clapping sounds fade, one last clap keeps going. Audience members look at him annoyed, asking him to stop. The figure then evilly laughs, jumping up and revealing himself to be Kelp Thing. Kelp Thing then holds out a remote, revealing it’s a bomb detonator. “Hey, that’s the "It’s Kelpin’ Time" guy!” One audience member said absentmindedly. “Nobody move! I’m Kelp Thing, one of the greatest villains of all time! Somewhere in this theater I’ve planted a bomb and it goes boom the moment I press this nifty button! This is my revenge on you uncultured jerks for not seeing my movie!” Kelp Thing ranted, as the audience gasps in response. He presses the remote, but nothing happens. The audience laughs at how pathetic he is. “This is why nobody saw your movie dude!” Another audience member said, making Kelp Thing angry. The actual bomb is revealed to have been inside a popcorn machine, but someone pulled it out in time and disarmed it. The person is revealed to be Coral Lad, a younger superhero who’s a registered IJLSA ally. He wears a coral outfit with light orange coloring. He’s known for attending many movies and signing autographs for any viewers that happen to catch him. “That’s enough of your intermission, Kelp Thing! This is for making me work off duty!” Coral Lad cried out. Before Kelp Thing can run, Coral Lad delivers a comic style punch to his face. Coral Lad then wraps him in a coral net, tripping him to the floor with ease, going down without a fight. “Starting to think I should’ve opened a park like Man Ray did…” Kelp Thing sighed in defeat. Coral Lad receives a standing ovation from the audience. He drags Kelp Thing out of the theater as the audience resumes the viewing. They exit Reef Cinema and Coral Lad uses his powers to form a levitating platform of coral. They board it and it makes course for the police station in the distance, when suddenly, they feel a haunting chill in the air. Coral Lad makes the platform come to a stop and carefully looks around. “What’s the matter? Is your inferior coral out of fuel? This is why kelp is superior!” Kelp Thing boasted, but Coral Lad kicks him in the face. An ice shard strikes the platform, splitting it apart. Both Coral Lad and Kelp Thing fall to the sand below. A frosty mist fills the area, clouding their vision. Kelp Thing struggles to move, still tied up in the coral net. Coral Lad gets up and using the platform remains, throws coral shaped stars at his attacker through the mist, but they vanish. Coral Lad tries to reach Kelp Thing, when he sees his silhouette being picked up by Frostiles’ silhouette. “Who’s there!?” Coral Lad called out, his voice muffled due to the harsh cold. Kelp Thing cries out as Frostiles slices his body in half with his ice sword. Coral Lad looks horrified and tries to throw coral remains at the Frostiles, who brushes them aside with ice beams. Coral Lad charges forward, but Frostiles disappears and reemerges behind. “Pity your youth was wasted serving a cult.” Frostiles ominously said, who strikes his sword. Coral Lad counters with a coral sword, but it’s no match for the ice sword and quickly shatters. Frostiles knocks Coral Lad to the ground and freezes him in place. Frostiles approaches Coral Lad with his ice blade, and slashes forward. The scene cuts away so we don't see his fatal blow. Once again, two more super power beings on opposing sides had fallen at the same time. To Frostiles, this was true “balance” and “justice.” He disappears in another snowstorm, leaving Coral Lad and Kelp Thing’s remains behind, standing out in the coral graveyard. A bulletin board is seen nearby promoting the grand opening of Man Ray Land, dubbed “the greatest place in the sea!” At the IJLSA headquarters, Homesurfer is sitting in Edgar’s office, who's adjusting his suit in preparation for Riptide Rider’s funeral. He had been called in due to his press conference. No words have been spoken between the two yet, but they know how the other is feeling. Homesurfer decides to finally break the silence. “I know you’re angry I went behind your back. I’m truly sorry for that, I let my aspirations eclipse what’s best business wise. However, I felt it was in everyone’s best interests to know. It would’ve gotten out eventually and sometimes you need to nip something in the bud before it becomes a problem.” Homesurfer spoke, trying to justify his actions. “I understand your perspective. I would’ve allowed you to address this had it been vetted through me first and given more time to breathe. My main issue with your declaration is it’s going to induce mass hysteria, which is why I wanted to control the information as smoothly and carefully as possible. I can hopefully calm down the press down, but I worry about the rising sentiment this could cause. It could radicalize more villains which is the last thing we want.” Edgar retorted, which Homesurfer does understand. “I’ll never do this again without your permission. I’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” Homesurfer replied, acting humble to make peace. Edgar is impressed by how maturely Homesurfer has handled this, so he decides to go easy on him. “It took true maturity and self-reflection for you to admit your faults. You brought in his killer, so the scales balance out. For now, I’ll let you off with a stern warning.” Edgar replied acceptingly, though Homesurfer isn’t sure if there’s a hidden catch to this. “Thank you sir. Magneticus remains safely in our custody and we’ll interrogate him after the funeral. One more thing: Has there been any discussion with your board about replacing his spot?” Homesurfer wondered. “Not yet, it would be tasteless to do so at this moment in time. Getting this funeral done is our current priority.” Edgar replied, to which Homesurfer actually agrees. Edgar, Charon, the IJLSA, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are seen attending Riptide Rider’s outdoors funeral. It’s a major event with many reporters present, including Perch Perkins. Many of Riptide Rider’s friends and family are also present. His parents are grieving the hardest of anyone there. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy look longingly at his coffin, still wondering how this could’ve happened. A reconstruction of his iconic motorbike sits next to the coffin. Edgar and the IJLSA each say speeches honoring Riptide Rider’s memory. Homesurfer goes last, concluding the event with his closing words. As he reaches the end, he stares at the crowd and hesitates for a few moments, feeling a mix of sadness and guilt. He breathes in and out, giving himself the courage to finish. “He was a great teammate, hero and a true friend. In the end, what else can I say about him that hasn’t already been said? A great void has been left on the team, but nobody can ever truly replace him. As long as the idea of the IJLSA…no, not just us, superheroes as a whole lives on, he’ll never be forgotten. Keep on riding in the great beyond, Ryan.” Homesurfer concluded, using his real name for pathos and earning himself a standing ovation. The funeral ends, as everyone gets up to pay their respects, talk to each other, or enjoy the food. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy approach the IJLSA and Edgar. “I’m sorry for your loss. Even though I didn’t know him personally, I know he was a worthy hero. May Neptune bless his soul.” Mermaid Man said, offering condolence and shaking their hands. Barnacle Boy and a speech therapist helped coach Mermaid Man before going to the funeral so he didn’t embarrass himself. He’s glad it paid off. “Great work on the speeches. The fact he passed before us coots…what a cruel world.” Barnacle Boy said, trying to bring levity to the atmosphere. “Hey buddy, leave the morbid jokes to me.” Blue Arrow joked. “We’re honored by your presence. It means a lot to us. I know it’s been quite some time since we’ve met.” Edgar friendly said to the duo. Mermaid Man would confront Edgar about his recent business practices but knows this is not the appropriate time or place. “We’ll always pay our respects to a fallen hero.” Mermaid Man replied. “It must have been tough for you two to come here given the subject matter. I’m sure you lost several heroes in the line of duty and I deeply apologize if that triggered any PTSD in you.” Homesurfer said. “Actually no, none of our team members died in battle, they simply passed from natural causes. But thanks for the concern.” Barnacle Boy replied. Homesurfer doesn’t like being wrong on anything, but doesn’t respond and puts on his smile. “It’s sweet you grandpas took time out of your retirement schedule to be here with us in our grieving. No hard feelings about last week, you put up a great fight!” Emerald Enchantress said enthusiastically, with the duo unable to tell how sincere she’s being. “Hey, I’m sorry I didn’t get your autographs last time, but we can do that now if you want.” Miss Appear awkwardly apologized to the duo. “Sure thing, lass!” Mermaid Man replied. “Don’t worry about it, we probably forgot you wanted them with our memories.” Barnacle Boy joked. Miss Appear holds up an Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comic book for them to sign, surprising the two to see people still care about their work. “Issue 44, now that’s a classic. Good choice.” Barnacle Boy replied, eagerly signing it. “Keep that comic in safe condition, I’m pretty sure they don’t sell it anymore.” Mermaid Man noted to her, who’s honored to have their signatures. “Thank you so much I was a huge fan of the IJLSA and your work growing up.” Miss Appear replied, with touches the two’s hearts given how worthless they felt lately. “Easy there, don’t fangirl too hard and weird them out.” Blue Arrow joked. Miss Appear is honored to have their signatures. She feels less guilty now about forgetting their autographs last week and how the IJLSA talked about them behind their backs. Mermaid Man and Miss Appear talk about some of their favorite episodes and comics. Blue Arrow casually strikes up banter with Barnacle Boy, with the two surprisingly getting along. Emerald Enchantress performs magic tricks for attendees, who are impressed. Ryan’s parents then approach Homesurfer, shaking his hand and honored by his presence. “Thank you for the kind words about our boy. You’re a truly inspirational leader and I’m glad you’re the sea’s champion.” Ryan’s mother said. “You’re welcome. There’s so much I could’ve kept saying, but sometimes less is more. I could’ve talked about the monster responsible, but he isn’t worth the attention. He remains in our custody.” Homesurfer replied. “I hope he pays dearly for his crimes. We feared this day could come at any point when fighting evil, but not this soon. He knew the risks but…it still doesn’t feel real that he’s gone. I guess being a hero isn’t all fun and games.” Ryan’s father said grimly. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get nervous at any point. But I suppress that fear and keep fighting, because it’s what Ryan would’ve wanted.” Homesurfer encouraged, moving the parents. The parents thank Homesurfer again for his words, hugging him. While hugging them, he gives a blank stare, still feeling guilty inside knowing how he’s manipulated their son’s death for his own personal gain. One by one people begin to depart the area. Charon drives Edgar away in the limo. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy get into the Invisible Boatmobile, impatiently waiting in a line of boats trying to leave the area. “Glad to be out of such a dreary place. You know, Blue Arrow wasn’t too bad once I got to know him.” Barnacle Boy casually said. “I still don’t know about that Homesurfer fellow, but I’m glad the new Miss Appear believes in us.” Mermaid Man replied, feeling respected again. “Real smooth of him assume he knows what makes us tick.” Barnacle Boy added. The IJLSA get inside their Seabreeze Submarine, which flies back to the headquarters. Inside contains several weapons and a command deck. Homesurfer looks out a window at the city below, seeing many citizens wearing Riptide Rider merchandise and protesting for violence towards all villains. Homesurfer now sees what Edgar meant by causing hysteria, but tries to push this aside. “Who’s ready to question a metallic menace?” Homesurfer asked to the team to get his mind off that. Magneticus is detained in an interrogation room, devoid of his armor so he can’t use his powers. His wrists are cuffed to a table. He’s visibly annoyed, wondering if this charade is worth it, but wants to toy with the IJLSA for some fun. Two guards are seen outside the room, who open the door for the IJLSA. The four enter, giving Magneticus bitter and nasty facial looks. Magneticus tries not to look at them but has his own annoyed expression. He can tell they’ll attack him at any moment if he pushes their buttons. The team places a Dr. Kelp can on the table, giving him something to drink. Blue Arrow then opens it and sips half the drink out of spite, placing it back on the table. “Careful, he’ll throw that in your face!” Emerald Enchantress joked, as the two laugh. “Thanks for your kind patronage.” Magneticus replied sarcastically. “I’ll break the ice: You have no idea how much everyone outside these walls hates you right now.” Blue Arrow said. “I’ll sign their autographs when I get out.” Magneticus replied snidely. “Bold to think you’re leaving here, buster.” Emerald Enchantess replied. “Answer us honestly and maybe you’ll walk out of this room with functional legs. Did you actually kill Riptide Rider?” Homesurfer inquired. “Yeah, guilty as charged.” Magneticus taunted. “Do you think it’s fun and games to mess with us, wise guy?” Homesurfer asked threateningly. “Yeah.” Magneticus replied, smirking. Homesurfer walks forward, picks Magneticus up by the neck and stares at him menacingly. “Easy, we need him alive.” Miss Appear reminded, and Homesurfer lowers him back into his seat. “My apologies, you’re right. We can’t break the rules no matter how much the person may deserve it. Without rules, we’re no better than animals like him.” Homesurfer said courageously. “Was anyone else involved?” Blue Arrow asked. “Only the Brothers of Anarchy and my associates.” Magneticus replied. “Where exactly did you kill him?” Emerald Enchantress asked suspiciously. Magneticus hesitates, realizing he didn’t think this far ahead. He’s debating telling them the truth, but his ego refuses to give Frostiles any attention. “Near Night City. Didn’t know this would be a test.” Magneticus replied, taking a lucky guess. “How did you kill him?” Miss Appear asked suspiciously. Magneticus knows he can’t gaslight a response to this question. “I’ll take a lawyer.” Magneticus replied smugly, wanting to end this interrogation. “Do we have to respect that request?” Blue Arrow asked. “I’m afraid it’s the rules.” Emerald Enchantress replied. “We’ll get you a lawyer, but not without our parting gift.” Homesurfer agreed, showing a smug grin. Homesurfer locks himself in the room with Magnetic and roughs him up. The three other IJLSA members back away, not looking. Homesurfer casually exits the room, as Magneticus is shown inside with many bruises. He then begins drinking what’s left of the Dr. Kelp. “So what are we thinking now? For a guy who seemed eager to take credit, he’s acting awfully dodgy about details now.” Blue Arrow said, now having doubts. “He’s trying to toy with us and muddy the waters.” Homesurfer said, refusing to believe they have the wrong guy in custody. “I’m split. On one hand, it could be an elaborate mind game, but on the other hand…I sensed he was genuinely clueless in his responses.” Emerald Enchantress replied, unsure. “I don’t think it’s him, but regardless he’s a criminal so if we can’t prove this, we have a dozen other reasons to put him behind bars.” Miss Appear said. “I believe he’s allied with someone that he’s afraid to reveal the identity of. But who?” Homesurfer wondered, ironic in how off the mark he is. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy return to Shady Shoals. As they walk through the living room, a commercial comes on the television for Man Ray Land. Pictures of the park appear, but are clearly photoshopped images of Glove World with Man Ray’s face over the logos. “It is I, the great and powerful Man Ray! I know what you’re thinking: isn’t that the nefarious supervillain who’s the arch nemesis of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? I was, but I promise you, I’m not that guy anymore! I’ve turned over a new leaf and become a kind benevolent theme park owner! Come on down to Man Ray Land today, the greatest place in the sea!” Man Ray said on the commercial, who’s wearing a ringmaster outfit. “That’s a money laundering scheme.” Barnacle Boy said. “Yep, there’s EVIL afoot at that so-called park! This is the perfect chance for us to get back in action!” Mermaid Man said eagerly. Mermaid Man reminisces to the day they first met Man Ray… A past version of Bikini Bottom is shown, panning to downtown. Citizens are walking around the developing city, as the Sea Needle is seen under construction in the distance. Suddenly, Man Ray flies in with two drones and holding his laser gun, firing his laser gun rapidly everywhere, as civilians panic. “Mwa ha ha, bow to your new overlord, Bikini Bottom! I’m the great and powerful Man Ray!” Man Ray boasted, caring his name into a building with his laser gun. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy both appear in the street, getting civilians to safety. “Who are you fools supposed to be?” Man Ray asked, noticing them. “I’m Mermaid Man and that’s my young ward, Barnacle Boy. We’re the defenders of the deep who are going to stop you, fiend!” Mermaid Man boasted. Mermaid Man sends a raging whirlpool, knocking Man Ray down and wrecks one of the drones. Barnacle Boy destroys the other drone with his sulfur vision. “Not bad for bloated costume wearing bottom feeders, but this isn’t over!” Man Ray boasted. Man Ray flies away and sees the under construction Sea Needle in the distance. “What a waste of construction! I’ll turn this skyscraper into my evil domicile!” Man Ray boasted, flying to it. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy give chase, climbing up the unfinished Sea Needle and trying not to disrupt the construction. Man Ray fires lasers at them, as one strikes a platform Barnacle Boy is walking on. He nearly falls, but Mermaid Man helps him to safety. “Thanks, partner.” Barnacle Boy said. The duo fly up, as Barnacle Boy distracts Man Ray, making him fire laser, but it misses. Mermaid Man throws the Mermarang right to his face, making him drop the laser gun below. The duo then strike with a double whirlpool attack, sending Man Ray flying off the Sea Needle and landing on a construction crane below. “Ow.” Man Ray moaned, and is apprehended by police. The duo are hailed as heroes. Man Ray gives them an annoyed look as he’s being taken away. “You have made a powerful enemy, mark my words! I’ll free myself from these shackles and get my revenge!” Man Ray vowed, furiously ranting to the duo. “Yeah yeah.” A cop said, putting him in the back of his car and driving off. The duo continue to receive standing ovations from the city. Mermaid Man thinks fighting their original villain will be a great way to show they're still heroes. Barnacle Boy knows what he’s thinking and agrees, since they know the IJLSA will be busy interrogating Magneticus. Maybe they could get info out of him about this supposed villain uprising Homesurfer talked about. They first get their necessary weapons from the Mermalair and then get into the Invisible Boatmobile, driving off to Man Ray Land. The duo reach the entrance to Man Ray Land, which has been built over the former Industrial Park. They look up at a large, pompous neon flashing sign, showing Man Ray in his ringmaster outfit. Around them are shoddily designed “rides”, cheap food stands and poorly made carnival games. Several electric lights burn out and fall down near the two. Remnants of radioactive waste from the Industrial Park can also be seen in certain ground spots. “Well it’s about what I’d expect from Man Ray.” Barnacle Boy deadpanned. Meanwhile, Leif gets out of a taxi and approaches the IJLSA headquarters. He appears inside the heroes’ meeting room, who had requested an emergency audience with them. “It’s an honor to be here with you legendary warriors. I’m Leif, elder of the Frostheim village in Nordavia.” Leif introduced. “Never been to Nordavia before, very faraway from here, but I know it has quite a rich history.” Homesurfer humbly replied. “I know who truly killed your friend. This may sound hard to believe but please hear me out. In Nordavia, there’s a folklore story about “Frostiles.” He was once an ordinary villager that let his hate consume him and transform him into a twisted monster of ice. He vowed he’d someday return to wipe out all super powered beings.” Leif explained. “So…what you’re saying is: our guy is still out there and we have the wrong guy in custody?” Blue Arrow said rhetorically. “Correct.” Leif bluntly replied. “Hm, I’ve heard a lot of stories in my travels but never anything about Frostiles.” Homesurfer doubted. “Do you have any physical evidence to back up these claims?” Emerald Enchantress asked. Leif feels embarrassed, knowing he doesn’t have much. “I have documents my father left behind, word of mouth from my villagers who’d never lie to me, and suspicious ice damage to a sacred statues.” Leif replied, spreading the papers on the table. “Could’ve been from a regular snowstorm, no?” Homesurfer countered. “I know my village better than anyone, it wasn’t from a simple snowstorm.” Leif replied, offending Homesurfer. The team reads the papers, but isn’t sure what to make of them. Leif can tell some aren’t taking his claims seriously, but Miss Appear is fascinated by the papers, believing him. “Well, that’ll be all for now. Thanks for bringing this to our attention, we’ll look into it.” Homesurfer replied dismissively. Leif sadly exits the headquarters holding his papers, getting back in the taxi. It seems like the organization had changed since his father’s time. He’ll try to find someone else that’ll take his claims seriously. “So here’s our suspects: a guy who controls metal and a snowman from a story.” Blue Arrow flatly said. “I don’t believe in ghost stories. Send Magneticus to prison so we can move on from this.” Homesurfer ordered. The rest of the team isn’t so sure, wondering if Leif’s story has merit. They know it’s not worth debating at the moment though. At Man Ray Land, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy walk forward. One single attendee is there, who is disappointed by the games. “This sucks, I want a refund!” The attendee complained, which summons Man Ray from out of a tent. “Why you ungrateful-“ Man Ray was saying, as the attendee begins to depart. They throw a ball at Man Ray’s face, angering him. Before Man Ray can attack, he’s started to see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy standing before him. “Your show stops here, fiend!” Mermaid Man said, pointing his cane in defiance. “This should be fun. Dirty Bubble told me how you failed to beat him, so I get a chance to humiliate you! I’m afraid you won’t beat me with a mere tickle belt this time!” Man Ray said ecstatically, wanting to fight them again. “Don’t get arrogant.” Barnacle Boy replied, throwing a water ball right at Man Ray’s hat, knocking it off. The duo get into Sandy’s fighting stances. Man Ray lifts his cane, and opens the bottom to reveal it’s actually a gun. He opens fire, as the duo ducks, avoiding laser blasts which pop several balloons. Mermaid Man and Man Ray clash their canes, as Mermaid Man gains the upper hand and knocks it out of his hand. Barnacle Boy punches him using Sandy’s techniques. Man Ray jumps out of the way, standing on a tent. “Not bad, but I have new tricks up my sleeve too!” Man Ray. bragged. He then activates a device. A roller coaster car goes out of control, flying off the tracks and heads straight for the duo. They dodge in time, as it goes exploding into the skee ball game. “Curses, I could’ve timed that better.” Man Ray conceded. Man Ray makes a run for it, heading into the hall of mirrors. The duo give chase, similarly to how they went after Man Ray in the flashback. They go through a dark, dimly hit hallway, looking at their reflections in the mirrors running across the wall. They see Man Ray’s face everywhere, but unable to tell where he is. “What are you two coots doing? You should’ve stayed in retirement!” Man Ray taunted. Mermaid Man delivers an aquatic punch right through a mirror, shattering glass to the floor. Barnacle Boy breaks another mirror in search. “Beating me won’t bring your glory days back. No lives, no family. Admit your truth: being a hero is all you have left in your remaining husks of lives.” Man Ray taunted. The duo know deep down he’s not wrong but refuse to let him mess with their heads. “I expected you to be more excited about our return Ray, since you haven’t stood any chance against these newfangled heroes!” Mermaid Man taunted back, angering Man Ray. This causes him to give away his position, as Mermaid Man sees and throws the Mermarang at his face. Barnacle Boy then kicks him, sending him smashing into a mirror. The duo look over him. “What do you know about the plot to slay heroes?” Barnacle Boy asked, confusing Man Ray. "The heck are you blabbing about?” Man Ray replied back, brushing shards off of him. He then activates another device, causing a statue in the park center to move. The statue reveals itself to be a mech robot, which bursts into the hall, destroying the remaining mirrors. Man Ray flies into the mech and pilots. It starts to rampage through the park, opening fire at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. “Just die already!” Man Ray yelled, having enough of the duo after decades of this feud. “Whoa Man Ray, simmer down!” Mermaid Man yelled. He’s about to be hit by a blast, but Barnacle Boy pushes him out of the way just in time. He helps him up. “Thanks partner.” Mermaid Man said, and they look at the mech, ready to finish this fight. Much like everything else in the park, the mech is faulty, as many bolts begin coming apart. The duo send a combined whirlpool attack, lifting it into the air and ripping it apart piece by piece. They send the remains crashing into the carousel. The mech begins sinking into the radioactive waste, melting. Man Ray hits the eject button, as the cockpit sends him flying away. “Maybe I’ll try real estate next…” Man Ray sighed, as the pod strands him in the desert. Man Ray Land collapses around the duo. “I think we did great!” Mermaid Man said proudly “Strange he didn’t seem to know anything about Riptide Rider though…” Barnacle Boy said, getting curious, and they head back. Charon approaches Edgar in his office, holding his phone. “We have rather unfortunate news. Coral Lad has been found dead alongside Kelp Thing.” Charon reported. The IJLSA all get alerts about this too, horrified. “I guess Magneticus isn’t our hero killer.” Blue Arrow realized, closing his eyes with an annoyed expression. “Or his followers have been radicalized.” Homesurfer said, refusing to believe Leif. They’re not happy at all, whatever the truth is. Homesurfer is in the bathroom looking at a mirror, unsure what to do. He refused to believe they could’ve been so easily duped. Is this still Magneticus’s doing or is the Frostiles tale true after all? An employee walks in, when suddenly Homesurfer begins angrily smashing against the bathroom mirror and yelling out his frustrations. “…I see you need alone time.” The employee said awkwardly, leaving Homesurfer to keep raging in the bathroom. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are in the Mermalair, relaxing after their successful day. “I’m glad we still can fight back! Thank you Mrs. Cheeks for your training!” Mermaid Man said, stretching his body. Barnacle Boy is on the Mermalair computer, reading into reports about Riptide Rider’s death and Magneticus’s history. “Something about Riptide Rider’s death doesn’t feel right. I don’t think Magneticus was capable of doing it.” Barnacle Boy doubted. “I can confirm Magneticus isn’t responsible.” Dark Ice spoke, startling the two and nearly giving them heart attacks. Dark Ice steps out of the shadows, with the duo confused how he got in here. “How did you get in here!?” Barnacle Boy asked bewildered. “I visited Shady Shoals looking for you, you left your couch open.” Dark Ice explained. “Oh right.” Barnacle Boy replied, realizing they should close that. “Who are you?” Mermaid Man asked. “I’m Dark Ice. I used to be a hero here, but now I protect Night City. There’s information you two would like to hear.” Dark Ice offered. “Why are you visiting us and not the IJLSA?” Barnacle Boy asked curiously. “I don’t trust them. If I had to wager, you’re likely aren’t fans of what they’ve done to the organization either.” Dark Ice replied. “You got that right sonny! Tell us your information.” Mermaid Man replied. “My only lead is a villain with ice powers is responsible. Couldn’t get a name. Whoever it is, they’ve also killed The Moth.” Dark Ice explained. “An ice villain, eh? We haven’t faced one since Bittercold Barracuda, but he passed away years ago.” Barnacle Boy recalled. “Lucky for you, I know someone who has experience with an ice villain…” Dark Ice said, intriguing the two to learn more. Notes/Trivia: -Character Debuts: Coral Lad -Deaths: Kelp Thing and Coral Lad -Area Debuts: Man Ray Land -Flashback Timeline: Before the first three Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy flashbacks