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Episode 42: What if....SpongeBob and Squidward delivered French Fries instead? Ah, Pizza Delivery. A classic and iconic episode of Spongebob. Well known to be one of the best episodes of Spongebob’s first season, full of many hilarious moments, great character interactions, and even heartwarming moments. Such a great episode, except for one thing. The episode is about a PIZZA? You know, the worst food out there? Why would you even WANT to eat a Pizza? I mean, I’d rather eat Mrs Wormsley ALIVE than eat even a single bite of Pizza! Wouldn’t you? Well, what if the food was a bit more appealing? Something like….French Fries? The phone rings Mr Krabs: Ahoy there, Krusty Krab. How can I help ya? Customer (the wikia unironically says this is his name. 10/10 wikia, truly amazing): Yeah I’ll have a Krusty Pizza please Mr Krabs: You want a large order of French Fries? Sure Customer: What? No, I asked for a Pizza Mr Krabs: And a Diet Dr Kelp, ok Customer: No, I-phone suddenly hangs up Squidward: But Mr. Krabs, we don't deliver Mr. Krabs: We don't deliver, but you do. Squidward: Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it? Mr. Krabs: Great idea! Take him with ya. Squidward: That's not what I had in mind! To be honest, the episode plays out almost exactly the same as before, just instead of a disgusting Pizza, they’re delivering amazing French Fries (and a Diet Dr Kelp) instead. Things only really change near the end… Spongebob: I can’t wait to see the look on Customer's face! knocks on the door Customer: opens the door Oh thanks, I’ve been dying for one of these-where’s my pizza? Spongebob: What? Pizza??? Why would you want to have a disgusting PIZZA? No, we got you French Fries! And your Diet Dr Kelp Customer: I don’t need a Diet Dr Kelp, I already have a drink for m-sigh can I just have my damn pizza I ordered??? Spongebob: Just eat a french fry! You’ll realize it’s way better! puts a french fry in the customer’s mouth Customer: Wow, these are WAY better than a stupid Pizza! I can’t believe I didn’t realize until now that Pizza is complete trash! Can I have the rest of them? Spongebob: Hands Customer the french fries Of course! They’re your order after all! Suddenly, they hear a fast running sound in the distance, which gets closer and closer and closer……. Until something bursts through the wall. A wild Arcanine appeared! Winter: Oh my god, French Fries!!! Can I have them? Customer: No. Winter: Fuck you! Uses Flare Blitz on Customer There we go, now I can have the fries! Eats all of them Woah, these are some of the best French Fries I’ve ever had! Where are these from? I MUST HAVE MORE! Spongebob: Oh, they’re from the Krusty Krab! Winter: ok, thank you! Squidward: Well how about you ride us back to the Krusty Krab before we get you any more fries? We've been lost for hours! Winter: Sure! Rides them across the street to the Krusty Krab It really wasn’t very far away to be honest. Squidward: OH MY ACHING TES- Winter: Wait, is the Krusty Krab communist? I’m very communist and despise capitalism, I wouldn’t be comfortable giving money to a place that isn’t communist. Upon finding out he’d have a permanent customer if he became communist, Mr Krabs of course became communist instantly to make sure Winter kept going to the Krusty Krab. As a result, he gradually became less and less obsessed with money, and became a better person as a result, and eventually was able to overthrow the capitalist Bikini Bottom government and turn the place into a communist utopia. Everyone won in the end! Well, except Customer, who fell unconscious from the Flare Blitz (...as far as I know. To be honest I didn’t really notice if he was still breathing. I don’t think he was tbh). But who cares? We all know what he did. He deserved it. …Being a dick to Spongebob? Squidward getting revenge on him for being an asshole? What are you talking about??? I was talking about where he was on January 6th.

SBC’s had various games over its lifespan, but one that did not pan out was its short-lived stint on Roblox. In this season premiere, we pose: what if…Roblox had been a mainstay game? Episode 41: What If…SBC Kept Using Roblox? In this timeline, Roblox was not abandoned after January 2013’s racing tournament, which actually somehow ended up being a mildly functional success. The winner of that tournament ended up being the Goofy Goobers team. From there, Roblox would become a regular staple of SBC events as they evolved over the years. Here’s a speedrun-down of several events Roblox would be used for in this timeline. Hopefully no issues plague these ones. 2014 - SBC’s 5th Anniversary: Work at a Pizza Place The iconic Roblox game would be used for this party. Whoever had the best job performance would be the winner. That honor would go to CDCB, who had a spectacular pizza making session to the tune of Tiny Tim’s Living in the Sunlight. After the victory, members would continue to party in the game and reenact Pizza Delivery. However, in a surprise twist: It turns out this timeline occurs in the same one as “What If…Winter Joined SBC in 2013?”, so Winter gets wind of this game while lurking. He’s infuriated SBC would dare have a game based on his most hated food, so he breaks into the party and tries to burn down the pizza place with Arcanine's power, until he’s taken away by the Robloxian Police. He is sentenced to pizza boxing for 4 years as his punishment. 2015 - March Madness: Mad Paintball For this year’s March Madness, the game Mad Paintball is used for true team spirit, with the Band Geeks and Drasticals facing off. The Band Geeks end up winning the game thanks to Trophy’s committed insanity to paintball. Which maybe went too far when he accidentally shot the Robloxian Mayor with a paintball gun and caused a revolt. Still got the win though! 2016 - The Super Spongy Square Games: The Ultimate Obby To coincide with SBC’s first Olympics event, an Obby course was used for this Roblox game. The Band Geeks, Drasticals and in their first event appearance, Independents, face off. It was an intense event, with lots of ragequitting and brutal stamina training. In the end, the winner would be Fred taking the gold, while Trophy took silver and JCM took bronze. Sbl also accidentally ended up losing his head during a failed jump, causing him to require intense care for the Robloxian Paramedics. Thankfully it didn’t cost much Robux nor did it have a long wait time compared to America and Canada’s healthcare systems. Olympic events got nothing on the intense passion displayed here. 2017 - Fab Beats February: Funky Friday Users would compete in rap battles against each other in this godly game that would make Eminem shake. Fred would end up winning the event. The users then spent the rest of the game jamming out to Nickelback and Train’s entire discographies. Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh: 2018 - Sponge Cup: FIFA Super Soccer As part of SBC’s FIFA event, the Band Geeks and Drasticals face off in soccer…on Roblox. Wow. However, the tournament gets interrupted by a group of Roblox hackers; even online, FIFA has corruption. The SBCers would kick balls in the hackers’ faces to fight back against them, saving the day. In the end, the Drasticals would win this tournament thanks to OWM. This lead to some debate that the tournament should be redone due to the interruption, but the staff didn’t feel like redoing this, so oh well. 2019 - Flicks February: Roblox Movie Maker As part of the cinematic event, users would role-play a movie of their choice in this game. Whoever had the best character performance would be voted by judges. The members decided to reenact The Room. It was an absolute unfocused disaster. But it would also be seen as one of the funniest games in SBC history, and Salmon’s performance as Tommy Wiseau was declared the “winner.” 2020 - Noirgust: The Mad Murderer You can’t have a mystery event without a whodunnit game. This game choice also symbolically represents the Among Us fad from 2020. After much intensity, in the end, the killer was sbl who successfully killed everyone and reenacted the Whodunnit Family Guy episode as part of his performance. This also served as his revenge against Roblox for his avatar’s brutal decapitation four years prior. Good job solving the mystery gang! Nyehehehe. 2021 - SBC Grand Prix: Driving Empire Another racing game is held. The Krusty Krew and Chum Buddies face off. While the race initially goes well, it soon takes a dark turn. Dman senses a rage burning inside of him when he sees several green-colored Robloxian NPCs in the city. Fearing they’ve been infected by a disease, Dman begins running over all the green colored Robloxians in an attempt to “heal” them. “People, hurry, get IN the way! I’m committing Vehicular Roburger Helper! Best part is, I’m helping the Earth!” Dman affirmed, giving a thumbs up as many “oof” noises are heard from the run over Robloxians. Dman is pulled over and beaten with hammers by the Robloxia Police. Oof. This game was considered a flop and one of the most controversial in SBC history. It got its own wiki page too. SBC would be promptly banned from using this game ever again. Dman received a timeout and Roblox community service for his heated moment. 2022 - Late Night Lunacy: Sleeping Simulator Here’s a hopefully simpler and controversy free game. Basically an All-Nighter but Roblox edition. It’s as exciting as it sounds. Yeah, I got nothing else here. Uhh, how about this: Fa dreams so hard she ends up in a Roblox version of The Black Lodge from Twin Peaks and meets the dancing man. That’ll do. 2023 - Arcade Anarchy II: Goodbye Roblox The staff decided to make this the final usage of Roblox since it ran its course after a decade and grown adults playing it wasn’t exactly exciting anymore. The Dman Vehicular Roburger Helper Incident was also still fresh in minds which was another contributing factor. They decide to play a Roblox version of Cosmic Shake by traveling through the worlds and collecting the most Cosmic Roblox Jelly. Dman wins and is able to redeem himself in Robloxia's eyes for his heinous crime two years prior. Everybody happy! And so, SBC Roblox games would finally be laid to rest. Good thing we stopped here before any controversial statements by the Roblox CEO.

SpongeBob has had a lot of movies, and today I wanted to ask, which film is your favorite? For me it’s still the first

Back to the Fizzy Grind. We're Steining our gates with this one. Can't believe it took this long to get some Pepper in the house, let alone one that some claim is the best version of Dr. Pepper, a version so good it was proclaimed to be the "Drink of Intellectuals" in the Japanese Manga and anime "Steins;Gate", while Dr. Pepper is finally picking up more speed domestically, so much so that they're feeling comfortable giving Pepsi and Coke the Heave Ho in terms of distribution in some spots, Dr. Pepper was, for a while, genuinely unpopular in Japan due to lack of marketing and knowledge of the brand, Coke did and still does dominate the space over there, and has the distribution rights for the brand in the entire country... I guess they didn't wanna risk their Ubiquity? But you know me, I can't say anything about something unless I try it... so how is it? Yeah, let's cut to the chase... Yes, it's damn good, and yes, It is better than Domestic. I can see why Coke doesn't want to promote this as much (the most they have done is a few tie-ins with, ironically enough Steins;Gate itself via special Vending Machines and Campaigns.) It has a much better, denser flavor than the Texas grown US Counterpart, it's smoother than the US Counterpart, and honestly, if it ever became the US Formula, I'd probably end up like that Texas lady who drinks 3 Dr. Peppers a day and broke 100 years old. and if Coke promoted Dr. Pepper more in Japan, I could see it completely overshadowing Coke's own Marketshare, Dr. Pepper has unintentionally created a product that in taste has overshadowed the original american counterpart, whatever they're putting in this shit is so much better. Would I Recommend? - See above, Yes I absolutely would. Would I buy if it got a US Counterpart? - Please, Keurig Dr. Pepper, I beg of you, give this a Domestic Release, go through the hurdles if you must but find a way, This is damn good stuff, and if it wouldn't break my bank, i'd be buying a lot of cans from World Market again in the future. See you tomorrow, but honestly... if this were a tier list... oh lord would it be the winner.

Requested by King @GM Solaris T. Stoat As I already stated in my Top 10 Best TV Shows of 2025 list, 2025 was such a good year for TV but what about the episodes that stood out to me? Why not give them some love? So here I am, talking about these episodes, stick around for... WHOBOB'S TOP 5 BEST TV EPISODES OF 2025 But without going to top 5, here are honorable mentions... TV Show: Polar Opposites Episode: What Is The Mission Anyway? (S6E10) I know people thought Solar Opposites was a lot like Rick and Morty except family sitcom but as the show went on, it forged its own identity and wasn't stuck to a more existential dread that's Rick and Morty. We got to see Korvo and Teddy become an iconic gay couple by the end of the show and Yumyulack and Jesse became such close siblings overall. I won't say further other than the show tying up its plotline in such a crafty way and delivering one final surprise that makes the entire premise click hard. Maybe they hit me with sci-fi "Love this alien sitcom show." raygun but this show was such a gem throughout and im glad that even if it got cancelled, they managed to deliver a satisfying conclusion. TV Show: Smiling Friends Episode: Curse of the Green Halloween Witch (S3E4) This is the funniest ep of the season bar none, also the creepiest Halloween episode they have done. They hit you with so many great jokes like "be my flashlight bitch" and "me was born this way" and some incredible scary sequences. Smiling Friends is known for its funny jumpscares but i like that they limited themselves here and allowed the athomsphere of horror breathe through. it was much more effective. The climax was one of the most jawdropping shit in the show and that should tell when the show has so many WTF moments. Never change, Smiling Friends. TV Show: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake Episode: The Worm and His Orchard Two words: Rebecca Sugar. Her returning back to Adventure Time to storyboard yet another episode, this time being the spin-off Fionna and Cake was great. She still got it after all these years. This whole episode is magical. Best ep of the show yet. The AT franchise is no stranger to worldbuilding but this takes it to a next level. You get a wonderful Rebecca Sugar song. Some heartwrenching moments and revelations. Fionna and Cake develop so much as characters here as well as Huntress Wizard. Surprise appearances you'll find everywhere in this episode. What can i say? Adventure Time is special. TV Show: Futurama Episode: The Numberland Gap (S10E4) Only time you'll find any modern Futurama content in a best list. I'm a sucker for Futurama, I'll be there for it no matter what but Hulu def had some rough patches. Season 10 was still like okay at best but out of all seasons Hulu has made, this is the best one. And The Numberland Gap is the best Hulurama episode yet. I'm always a sucker when Futurama goes nerd sci-fi shit. This time they are focused on math theories (hence the title) but man, they always make them fun. This episode was creative and i had really good laughs. A plot and B plot are wonderfully executed. At first you are a bit confused on where this is all leading but once you get to the end, it all clicks. It had a really emotional moment that i'll remember. Even if i'm not always excited for new Futurama seasons, episodes like this proves that they still have some juice from time to time. TV Show: Star Wars Visions Episode: Black (V3E9) I will not say anything. You just have to see for yourself. So, let's do this top 5!!! #5 TV Show: Severance Episode: Chikhai Bardo (S2E7) This is the episode that not only gives you missing pieces since the cliffhanger of s1 but also gives a powerful tale about exploitation of women's bodies and mind. It is a thrilling and sad hour of TV. Filled with breathtaking cinematography (no surprise this ep was directed by a cinematographer), iconic music and top notch acting, this episode is the best Severance episode yet. It'll crush you and make you cry. #4 TV Show: Pluribus Episode: The Gap (S1E7) People disliking this episode are crazy man, best episode of the show so far. Vince Gilligan gives you two perspectives in this episode that makes you see how they operate under their rough situation. It's a character study. Filled with nice dark humor and some depressing and scary stuff, this episode will make you invested. Without saying further, it sucks that people in filmmaking these days are incapable of capturing the beauty of the world and this episode will teach you how it's done. This show knows how to use Apple budget so effectively and it pays off well. Need season 2 now. #3 TV Show: Heated Rivalry Episode: I'll Believe in Anything (S1E5) I love when I cry at gay shows and this episode will make you sob hard. It's good to see queer people have a show like this and this episode is the best one yet. It's a compelling romance with amazing acting by Hudson and Connor. You get to be invested in Shane and Ilya opening up to each other more and how their relationship grows in time. It's a feel good episode that doesn't ignore what our characters went through. There are some heavy moments but ultimately, it is a fuzzy feeling and i haven't felt like this about a queer themed tv show in a long time or ever in fact. Cannot praise enough as you witness the final 5 minutes. Revolutionary for sure. #2 TV Show: Andor Episode: Who Are You? (S2E8) The show has been building up to this very moment. Call it Star Wars' Ozymandias or The Rains of Castamere or The View from Halfway Down or whatever. It's fucked up. It's soul crushing. It's reflective of this very monent in human history, I feel appalled to see how timeless it is. That's the scariest part. No matter where this would take place, you can pinpoint it to any tragic events. Star Wars has always been outspoken on its anti-fascist themes but it doesnt hit you more than this one. Disney's Star Wars will never get as high as this one. Diego Luna shows some raw performance as you see his character go through a horrific situation. You will not survive this one, I promise. and now for NUMBAH 1!!! #1 TV Show: The Pitt Episode: 7:00PM (S1E13) I knew this episode would kill me but it didn't just kill me. It defiled my corpse and tossed my soul to pits of hell. I cry whenever an episode of TV Show gets me but the last moments were the hardest I sobbed. I couldn't go through that level of pain. Calling it fucked up would undermine how it made me feel. What these doctors go through everyday. I doubt I'd handle all that pressure. Noah Wyle's finest hours of acting. You can see how much Robby is suffering here and how he let everybody down, including himself. There is a reason why The Pitt is one of the best TV shows currently running because they will hit you at the right time. Thanks for reading, now I gotta go to sleep.

Episode 3: HAVE WE GOT ANY NICKELBACK FANS ON SBC ARE YA SURE? ... ... COULD YA CHECK ... ... SEE YA Anyway, Randy Rockthrower (the one who threw the rock, apt name I know) went on to throw rocks at other similarly unhip bands and artists at the time, such as Limp Bizkit, Metallica post-Napster, and Trapt because he was headstrong and would take on anyone. Not Theory of a Deadman, because who could possibly give enough of a shit. In 2008 at a Saving Abel concert, Rockthrower was caught and detained by the buttrock police and sentenced to three years of cutting his life into pieces. As a last resort, he escaped from the prison and laid low until he could imagine dragons and create an entirely new world of suck rock all on his own. That's right. Randy Rockthrower was actually Dan Reynolds. Surprised? I Bet My Life you aren't! Ha ha ha where's the Tylenol

Part 7: Ye vs. the People (featuring Anthony Fantano as the People) Part I Anthony Fantano and Yuno Miles give each other piercing stares for a few seconds. A real oh shit moment. However, Fantano blue balls everyone by telling Yuno their rematch will have to wait because he has business with Kanye first. He reveals that after their duel, his mind opened to what it takes to be a true music critic. To restore his honor, Fantano proudly boasts he will be the one that defeats Kanye and saves rap to one-up Yuno. He also knows Kanye’s had his eyes on acquiring The Needle Drop for a while which he refuses to let happen. Yuno isn’t happy to hear when this was his literal job as the protagonist, but Fantano has already rushed in to find Kanye, so the group chases after. They enter ominous abode, looking around at the Illuminati memorabilia covering the room. They also see a copy of Mein Kampf kept behind a glass case. Creepy shit. Suddenly, the lights flicker and a sinister laugh is heard while Runaway's piano opening plays in the background. Kanye appears before them, giving a patronizing clap that they made it here. Kanye admits he’s impressed by Yuno boy’s talent, but he still can’t defeat him. Kanye taunts Yuno by holding up the soul card with Rap Critic’s face on it, making him about to Brooklyn Rage. Fantano pushes Yuno out of the way and sternly tells Kanye that they have unfinished beef. He will duel him and win, then he’ll have his long-awaited rematch with Yuno. Kanye isn’t threatened so he agrees to the challenge. If Fantano wins, Kanye will leave The Needle Drop alone, forgive his Vultures 2 review and admit he’s an okay critic. If Fantano loses, then Kanye will take his soul and The Needle Drop. Fantano isn’t scared of his magic tricks because he doesn’t believe anyone can lose their soul from a card game in this universe (boy do we have news for him). Since Yuno’s group has nothing better to do right now, they decide to stand there and watch as a bald critic duels the creator of Rap Monsters. The duel starts as Kanye toys with Fantano by playing predictable moves and allowing Fantano to destroy his first few monsters. Right when Fantano tries to summon his Blue-Eyes Melon Dragon, Kanye activates Verse Prophet in response which allows him to take a card if he correctly guesses it. Thanks to his Millennium Microphone, Kanye is able to correctly guess the card Fantano was about to summon. Fantano is forced to give Kanye his Blue-Eyes Melon Dragon. Fantano wonders how Kanye knew what card he was going to play before he could play it (although in this case it’s not like it’s a secret). Without that card in his hand, Fantano is forced to switch his Bald Kaiser into defense. Noticing Fantano looking anxious, Kanye goes into his mind and sees that Fantano plans to use the Not Good trap to destroy any monsters with over 1500 attack points in his deck, so Kanye prepares a counter strategy. Fantano then tries to use his Not Good trap and Cal the Chuchesta Clown combo to destroy all monsters in Kanye’s deck that have at least 1500 attack. Joey says that if Fantano pulls this off, he wins. However, Yuno replies that Kanye knows it's coming. And indeed, during his next turn, Kanye activates Donda Energy to double the attack of Cal the Chuchesta Clown, which stops Fantano from using Not Good. Kanye then uses his Dark Fantasy Mage, whose attack is also boosted,to destroy Cal the Chuchesta Clown, pushing Fantano into a corner. Kanye rants about how despite everything he did for rap, critics like Fantano and the world turned their backs on him. He took Rap Monsters and gave it a new direction, yet the people still shunned a God. He activates the magic card Yeezy World, which will allow Kanye's monsters to jump into Yeezy World’s album and keep them safe from Fantano's attacks. In addition to this, Yeezy World can transform all of Kanye's monsters into Yeezy Monsters, a special type of monster card only he has access to. Definitely not conceited. He then makes Fantano upset when he summons his Blue-Eyes Melon Dragon and uses Yeezy World to transform it into Blue-Eyes Yeezy Dragon. Fantano abandons his hand, and starts top-decking. He summons Blue-Eyes Melon Dragon and uses it to attack Blue-Eyes Yeezy Dragon, but the Yeezy dragon dodges the attack. Kanye explains that this was based off Hurricane Katrina, where George W. Bush was able to hide and avoid the tragedy since he doesn’t care about black people. Later, Fantano draws Soundcloud Spell and activates it, immobilizing the Yeezy Dragon and lowering its attack by 700, so Blue-Eyes Melon Dragon can then destroy it. Kanye then activates Dragon Capture Jar to capture it. On Kanye's next turn, he summons Dragon Rapper. Fantano already figures that Kanye will use its effect on his next turn to release Blue-Eyes Melon Dragon and use Yeezy World to transform it into a Yeezy monster. Fantano immediately flip summons Needlestalker and uses it to attack Dragon Rapper, but Kanye uses Dopplerapper to activate the effect of Fantano's Not Good card as the effect of Dopplerapper. After Needlestalker destroys Dragon Rapper, Not Good destroys virtually all the cards in Fantano’s deck. After Fantano runs out of cards, Kanye seals his soul inside a card. The group is horrified at what has transpired, as even they did not wish that fate on Fantano. Despite their feud, Fantano was willing to risk his life for them. Yuno vows to get back his and Rap Critic’s soul when he defeats Kanye. Yuno is ready for his final duel to wrap this crazy adventure up. Part 8: Ye vs. the People (featuring Yuno Miles as the People) Part II Yuno enters the dueling ring and makes his terms clear: if he wins, Kanye frees Rap Critic and Fantano. Kanye agrees in a gentlemanly way, but notes if he wins, then he takes his soul and all of the Millennium Items. A lot is riding on the line here. Suddenly, some of Kanye’s guards storm in, who are tasked with apprehending Yuno’s friends as collateral. Yuno protests this wasn’t part of the deal, and Kanye boasts in his glorious kingdom, he can change deals whenever. Joey, Tea and Tristan decide to grow spines and duel the guards. They say they’ll handle these bozos and that they’ll be rooting for Yuno. They remind him one last time to believe in the heart of the cards and lyrics. The three duel the henchmen in off-screen duels so we can say they contributed something to this miniseries. Yuno and Kanye stand across from each other, as a tense atmosphere fills the room. Both shout “DUEL!” and the game begins. They spend the early turns carefully placing cards and feeling each other out. Kanye summons Big Brother, Power Archer and Heartless Bear, while Yuno summons Summoned Subaru, Honey Bun Imp and Indiana Jones, but Indiana Jones gets destroyed by Heartless Bear. Yuno tries to destroy Big Brother by using a combination of Summoned Subaru, Soundbinding Circle trap card, but it backfires thanks to Kanye’s own trap: Through The Wire, which allows him to use Soundbinding Circle’s effect on Summoned Subaru, allowing Big Brother to destroy it. Kanye then activates his face-down Donda’s Eye, which flips Honey Bun Imp face up and turns it to stone. While Donda’s Eye is face-up on the field, when a defense monster Yuno controls is destroyed, Yuno will take effect damage equal to half that monster’s defense. After more battling that costs Yuno monsters, Kanye activates his face-down card Dopplerapper and targets the fallen Summoned Subaru to use its effect. Dopplerapper is special summoned as Summoned Subaru and then Yeezy World transforms it into Yeezy Summoned Subaru. Yeezy Summoned Subaru attacks and destroys Honey Bun Imp. The effect of Donda’s Eye activates, taking more damage out of Yuno’s life points. Kanye then uses the effect of Yeezy World to hide Yeezy Summoned Subaru within the album of Yeezy World. Things are looking rough, but Yuno refuses to be deterred. Yuno and Yami Yuno devise a plan to counter Kanye’s Millennium Microphone by repeatedly switching control of Yuno's body each turn. They will not even tell each other what cards they place on the field, making Kanye unable to figure out their strategies. This actually gets him worried (!). Yeezy Summoned Subaru attacks Dank Magician, but Yami Yuno switches back to Yuno, who activates his face-down Money Bag to target Kanye’s Magical Neutralizing Gospel for its effect. Yuno then switches back to Yami Yuno, who uses Money Bag to destroy Yeezy World and Donda’s Eye. Since Yeezy World was destroyed, the monsters that were affected by it are returned to their normal versions, making Kanye about to have another bigoted crash out. Yami Yuno then switches back to Yuno, who activates his face-down Swag Force Mirror to reflect the attack of Summoned Subaru back at Kanye’s monsters, destroying every monster on his side and bringing him down to 600 life points. Actually pissed, Kanye decides to take the duel up a notch by sending it to the Shadow Realm. Yuno’s friends have successfully defeated Kanye’s guards (yes, even Tristan somehow did) and see spooky shadows have covered the dueling arena. Contact between them and Yuno has been cut off and they cannot enter the shadow cloud; they either walk straight through it or return where they started. Inside the shadow, the duel continues. Each monster is maintained by one's willpower and regular Yuno cannot handle the strain of maintaining a monster via willpower alone without an immortal mind or a Millennium Item to ease the burden. Yami Yuno takes over for a time, protesting that Yuno will not survive in such conditions, but Yuno convinces him to switch back and he manages to place a card. Just then, Kanye destroys Honey Bun Imp and Yuno collapses. Despite Yami’s frantic calls, Yuno is gone. This leaves just Yami to duel Kanye, who can once more read his mind and know all his moves. He then gets a vision of Rap Critic, who tells him that Yuno may not physically be with him, but his spirit still is. When Kanye tries to read Yami’s mind, the card he drew is blocked because of Tea, Tristan and Joey spiritually bonding together to support Yami. Power of friendship, the usual. Kanye fusion summons a terrifying monster known as Thousand-Mics God, which has the OP bullshit effect of not allowing any monsters to attack or change their battle positions. Yami responds with a own fancy ritual summon by activating his face down Eclipse Ritual, which allows him to tribute both Dank Magician and Red Robin (Yum!) to create Magician of Eclipse Chaos. Kanye then tries to activate the effect of Thousand-Mics God to equip Magician of Eclipse Chaos to it, but Yami reveals his set Squidward’s Laugh and activates his face-down Multiply to make Thousand-Mics God target Squidward’s Laugh instead. This causes each mic to be covered by Squidward’s laughing face. The effect of Squidward’s Laugh then activates, destroying itself to negate the effects of Thousand-Mics God and inflict 300 damage to Yami, taking him down to his last 100 life points. Yami wins the duel by ordering Magician of Eclipse Chaos to deliver the final blow. Kanye is left completely shocked at his loss, crying out “Kim, my love, I’m sorry…” The shadow bubble dissipates away. Kanye’s soul is consumed, however instead of disappearing forever, a new version of him is formed: Kanye East! This is Kanye’s “good half” which was sealed away long ago, and remembers nothing of what his evil half did. He has no intention of being a rapper and instead wishes to become a painter. Hopefully nothing goes wrong there. Yep, we’re gonna easily let him go like that after everything, which is more accurate to Yu-Gi-Oh villains than you may think. Now that the Society of Ye is disbanded, rap is saved and will enter a new era of prosperity. “Oh my god, I can’t believe this!” Rap Critic happily exclaimed as he returns to the mortal plane. He tells Yuno how proud he is of him and knew he made the right choice entrusting this mission to him. He may even give his next album a good review. Fantano also returns, who says he doesn’t owe Yuno any favors for this, but does acknowledge his talent as a rapping duelist. Everyone happily goes home, content with the fact they condemned several famous rappers to eternal suffering in the Shadow Realm, although they deserved it. Now that rap is good again, the group wonders how it evolves from here, and in turn, also wonder where Rap Monsters would go. Tristan suggests rapping card games on motorcycles, which Joey calls a dumb idea and gives the knucklehead a noogie. Rap Critic tells Yuno he must now return the seven Millennium Items to Egypt so the Pharaoh’s spirit can rest for good. Yuno is thankful for the Pharaoh’s support, but he is ready to grow his wings and become his own duelist. But before Yuno is ready to have his emotional goodbye with the Pharaoh, there’s one last thing they need to do together: Their promised rematch with Fantano. Fantano is waiting for them in the streets, ready to duel. Yuno accepts the challenge, activating the Millennium Juul one last time, and the duel begins. How does their duel go? We’ll leave that up to your imagination. That’s all, folks. #TrashBagRecords The End

I guess the only real Nickleback music videos I'm looking forward to now, are "Rock Star", and "If Today Was Your Last Day" (unless you count Chad Kroeger's "Hero" for the "Spider-Man" Movie as part of the Nickelback discography).

Fizzin' About. This is going to be interesting. It's quite different than domestic, actually. Being an avid fan of the Domestic Cherry Zero, Dr. Pepper Zero Cherry Crush is a different take on the flavor, it tastes more... Natural Cherry Flavored? I guess you could say? Doesn't really have much of a Dr. Pepper flavor, which was something that went well with the Domestic Cherry Zero, and both are not as good as my all-time forever favorite, Diet Cherry Vanilla. A can of that shit with a small old CRT TV hooked up to Boomerang, and some Pizza Rolls, you have me set. Would I Recommend? - If you want to see a different worldview on Dr. Pepper Zero Cherry, sure... otherwise, no... just buy the Domestic, it's easier to find, more plentiful and honestly... kinda better. Would I buy if it got a US Counterpart? - No, no not really. See you tomorrow.

SBC's yearly gaming event returns to kick off the spring season. This edition will celebrate the 20th anniversary of the game Creature from the Krusty Krab. Arcade Anarchy V will start March 7th and end March 28th. During the event, play through crazy dreams to collect Sleepy Seeds scattered around the community, which you win from games and can spend at the Hypnotic prize store. Whoever has the most seeds gathered by the end of the event will be crowned SBC's Ultimate Gamer and receive several grand rewards. Here's what games and activities will be held throughout the month: Stop What You Are Doing - Video Game Edition: For our 61st SWYAD, become your favorite video game characters. Whoever participates in the SWYAD automatically gets free 20 seeds to start their count with. You can reserve in this thread or on Discord if you haven't already. Supersized Patty Attack!: Working similarly to Hooky from Octerror Fest, a user will be transformed into the devious Supersized Patty from the game and sabotage other users. One user will be assigned the role of Supersized Patty and it will be their job to kill everyone participating. Whoever comes in first each game will be safe from elimination for that night and has a chance to take out the patty. Note that there will be no killings on nights without games. You will also lose seeds on the scoreboard if slain. Can the Supersized Patty's wrath be stopped? Pictionary: Four Pictionary games will be held for the event each Saturday to conclude Season 11. The themes will be: Mario Kart, Donkey Kong, SpongeBob Flash Games and Pokemon. SpongeCraft Forge: Two SpongeCraft Forge games will be held on March 14th and 28th, the first of which will be a crazy race. Discord Activities: Discord Activities will be held on March 7th and 21st during the event. Jackbox: Jackbox will be held every Monday on Discord during the event, with the games being: Bracketeering, Poll Mine and Roomerang. Sleepy Surprise Games: A non-core surprise game will be held every Tuesday during the event. Kahoot: Kahoots will be held every Wednesday during the event. Two of the themes will be Creature from the Krusty Krab and Game Levels. Flash Games: A flash game will be held every Thursday during the event. Cards Against Humanity: A CAH game will be held every Friday during the event. QueUp Parties: A music party will be held every Friday during the event after CAH. Play a secret video game song to win seeds. Pitch a Game Contest: Get your creative juices flowing and pitch a game idea! Forum Minigames: Play minigames to win seeds, doubloons and experience. Two of the minigames will be Diesel Racing and Plankton's Revenge. We hope everyone has a great time with this event and gets a good sleep. Gamers rise up! SWYAD Reservations: Jjs —> Yoshi WhoBob —> Cal Kestis Zaid —> Ralph Wolf Mythix —> Dracul Tremblay 4Ever —> Bulbasaur Rebel --> Poison dman --> Mr. Pants JCM --> Harvey Birdman

I'll be Harvey Birdman from the PS2 game Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.

The thread returns... TONIGHT!

Episode 5: Wait, You're Sure This Isn't The Same Song? Okay Then Wow, that's a thumbnail alright! Anyway, clearly the people to focus on in this video are the happy dead couple, now that they are both dead and happy because they are dead and together again, in the greatest tribute to "The Sixth Sense" you may ever see (not that I personally know of many, but that's besides the point). But really, what is there to discuss with this couple? They are both spooky dead now, they will probably both go to hell for dying in a bridge accident and delaying traffic. No, I want to talk about the people who witness the car crash, and then turn around to supposedly see the light: that ghosts are real, and the afterlife is a sure thing. At least, that's what I assume is happening here. Otherwise, they are turning around to look at nothing, which doesn't exactly have the same dramatic effect if you really think about it. Are these guys playing in a parking garage? Well, no wonder the woman in this video died! That truck had nowhere to park! Anyway, the people. Once witnessing the majesty of ghostly suicidal love, a video ending that contains emotions as muddy and murky as, well, your average Nickelback song, the people went on to form their own cult religion, Kroeger's Witnesses. For the next several years, they would knock on people's doors and bellow "HAVE YA HEARD THE GOOD NEWS" in their best Nickelback impression. Some even took to wearing spaghetti strainers on their heads as a symbolic gesture to their God's hairstyle. Eventually, these people realized they were in a Nickelback video and became disillusioned, though thankfully not to the point of running red lights and getting crushed by trucks. You know what they say, no use crying over spilled milk that only leaves one set of footprints. Because those were the times when your ghostly boyfriend carried you to the grocery store to survey more options for calcium in your diet. That's how it goes, right? Hey, Nickelback video guys? Maybe don't put MAN DIE BRIDGE newspaper in the first scene of your video if you want your ghost thing to be a "twist". God, this is the longest episode I've written and it's for a ripoff song of How You Remind Me. How the hell did we wi-

Sometimes, it's the things you don't think about that invite the most intrigue, after making waves in August 2024 for crawling out of a crater and being resurrected... Episode 44: What If...Arctic Mills Was a Real Mall? Research on this topic was proudly given to us from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_of_Winter_Fair_Mall_(Alaska) Village of Winter Fair, once heralded as the crown jewel of the Village of Winter, a city that at one time was considered “Better than Juneau” and “More bustling than Anchorage”, is a dying mall located in the middle of the Village of Winter, in Alaska. A victim of over-expansion, and the fall of pre-recession capitalism, this once humble mall in the wintery hills of Alaska expanded too fast and died just as fast. The mall was conceived as a collaborative project between Youngstown, Ohio-based developer Edward J. DeBartolo Corporation and Australian Real Estate firm LJ Hooker (who, ironically had American offices also in Ohio.), who both for some odd reason had the insane idea to build a 1-story “Super-mall” concept in Village of Winter, the two went in together on the project initially because DeBartolo was planning the mall in it’s current spot, while LJ Hooker wanted to build a flashy multi-story mall down the street, similar to their other in development projects like Forest Fair Mall in Forest Park, Ohio and Richland Fashion Mall in Forest Acres, South Carolina. The two bickered about it for a while before producing a compromise, it would be a 1-level supermall, but LJ Hooker was allowed to place its own anchors inside as well in select spots. – the mall began construction in 1986, with DeBartolo selecting JCPenney, The Bon Marche, Montgomery Ward, Kmart, and Sears as anchors, and LJ Hooker filling the rest of the slots with stores they had bought outright during the development of Forest Fair Mall, like B.Altman, Sakowitz, Bonwit Teller, and Parisian. The original layout of the mall was a Long corridor which ended in an L for the Food Court, DeBartolo wanted to experiment with this design as he had seen the “Franklin Mills” project being set up in Philadelphia at the time, which was a long corridor shaped in the form of a Lightning Bolt. It also featured interior stores like Foxmoor, Time Out, County Seat, Camelot Music, Lenscrafters, General Cinema, among others. In 1987, the main mall and most of the anchors were completed, and opened on time, though immediately, problems began to occur. On opening day, Bonwit Teller and JCPenney were allegedly not completed, but to meet deadlines, the mall opened without them anyway. Debartolo (Pictured, Left, Press event for Arctic Mills) and George Herscu (Pictured, on a Merry Go-Round at his other property, Forest Fair Mall). 2 years after the mall opened, LJ Hooker (who owned a 50% stake in the mall) filed for bankruptcy, and promptly sold their stake to DeBartolo, LJ Hooker would then Sell Parisian off as well, sometime later. The very next year in 1990, as a result of LJ Hooker’s collapse, B. Altman, Bonwit Teller and Sakowitz would all collectively announce that they were going to Liquidate and leave the mall, Bonwit Teller was the only one of the 3 to survive into the 90s, as 2 locations were purchased by a third party company, unfortunately, Village of Winter not being one of them. Montgomery Ward responded thustly, by moving across the mall into the larger former B. Altman Space in 1991, leaving DeBartolo with a bit of a situation on what to do about the three vacated anchor spaces. The mall managed to fill the former Sakowitz space with Media Play in 1992 (which resulted in the closure of Sam Goody and Suncoast inside the mall), and Burlington Coat Factory filled the Bonwit Teller Space in 1993. But the mall continued to struggle to fill the Original Montgomery Ward Space. – there was not any shortage of offers, but none felt right. – Kmart (who at this point in time was in an expansion period) either wanted their subsidiary Homequarters Warehouse to fill the space, or for them to build the space into a Supercenter and move into it. – but when word about that had gotten out, Minnesota-based Dayton Hudson Corporation submitted a bid to build a brand-new Target store on that spot, to which it was accepted. This shocked the town, at the time Target had not dabbled with a location in Alaska in general at all, and it seemed like Kmart’s Supercenter move was a surefire guaranteed plan, and with this move it posed a significant threat to Kmart, who was already inside the mall, and had an active location. Target Opened in 1994 and predictably began to drain business from Kmart’s location in the mall, but for a while the two did co-exist in the mall. In 1995, DeBartolo’s son, Edward J. DeBartolo Jr., whom at the time was running the now-public DeBartolo Realty Corporation – seeing the writing on the wall for the mall, Decided to cash out and sell the mall to Chevy Chase, Maryland based The Mills Corporation. DeBartolo Realty Corporation would later be sold to Simon Property Group, who will come back in the picture later. Mills began to plan ahead for the mall’s future, seeing it is current anchor lineup as “Unsustainable,” especially with an Unstable Kmart and Montgomery Ward at the helm. While plans were being drawn up for a complete remodel and expansion of the mall, which would take effect in the Early 2000s, Montgomery Ward declared Bankruptcy and left the Mall in 2001. Kmart would follow suit in 2002, and while the company had saved itself from Total liquidation (for the time being), it saw the Village of Winter location as a “Liability”, something they were not interested in keeping. Interestingly, a company Kmart had spun off in the 90s, Borders Books Music & Café, would take up part of the vacant Kmart space in 2003, and begun to repeat the very same thing that Target had done to Kmart, by taking business away from Media Play. Village of Winter Mall would be announced to close in 2002, as Mills planned a brand-new expansion and total renovation of the mall, with plans to re-open in 2004 as “Arctic Mills”. – the Anchors would remain open throughout this entire process. The Expansion wing would see the L segment where the food court was to be built upon, adding more spaces and 2 Large anchor slots, ending in a "T Shape", with the two anchors on the end and a new entrance being constructed. Sears would use this expansion as an opportunity to try out a new concept location, leaving their original space and moving to the new expansion wing, and opening a store they dubbed “Sears Grand”, the original Sears Space was used to replace the outgoing 4-screen General Cinema, now being replaced by a new build 10-screen 2-level Showcase Cinemas multiplex, a subsidiary of National Amusements. Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World would also sign on, a staple of Mills’ Projects, it featured an extensive, beautiful interior with a large center waterfall, shooting games, Tracker Boat sales, and exclusive-to-the-region, Sections dedicated to Ice Fishing. The interior of the mall would be themed to the many regions of the Arctic, and feature extensive decorations and props throughout, since the Mills Concept already loosely inspired the original mall, they had no problem retrofitting the existent portions to match their new ones. JCPenney during the process would downgrade their store to a JCPenney Outlet Store. Around the time the mall was planned to open, The Bon Marche began the groundwork of converting the store into a location of the New York based Macy’s, the exterior sign was updated initially to Read “The Bon Marche-Macy’s.” Montgomery Ward would be filled by Steve & Barry’s University Sportswear on the lower level, and changes were made to one of the entrances to encourage a second retailer to fill the upper level, as Steve & Barry’s didn’t take up much of the space on the lower level. – Saks Fifth Avenue Off 5th would fill the other, unused portion of space, taking up the rest of the lower level and most of the Upper level. The mall seemed like a surefire hit, another notch in the Mills Success story. – with the purchase of select Taubman properties around the same time, several active new-construction projects like Pittsburgh Mills, St Louis Mills, among others, and the undertaking of the large-scale Meadowlands Xanadu project (one that rivaled Mall of America in size), Mills was on-track for total dominance in the space. That is, until the very next year. – Media Play would close their location at Arctic Mills, following the bankruptcy and Liquidation of it’s parent The Musicland Group, following total mismanagement In the early 2000s by former parent Best Buy as well as the rampant Audio Piracy at the time on platforms like Napster and LimeWire. Mills would respond by… doing absolutely nothing, documents recently uncovered reveal they were going to entice Neiman Marcus Last Call for the space but talks fell through. – Instead, publicly it seems like the only change Mills did was to introduce the Muggsy’s Meadow group of characters and Program, as well as a new fleet of Security Ford Escapes, while making no efforts to fill the space. Macy’s would replace The Bon Marche in 2006, and it seemed like despite that brief setback, things would be fine, with Safeway taking up the unused portion of the former Kmart in 2007 as well. But things were not going swimmingly, in 2009, Mills was under investigation by the SEC, and agreed to sell themselves to a… pretty familiar face now, aren’t they? – Around the same time, Steve & Barry’s would go out of business, Liquidating the Arctic Mills store, plans were being made to move Saks Off 5th into the former Media Play space, and open a full-size location for the Canadian Hudson’s Bay Company as an experimental US Market entry using up the entire former B. Altman Space, but plans fell through. In 2011, Borders would go out of business, Liquidating its Arctic Mills location. Indiana based Simon Property Group would inherit Arctic Mills as they worked through the process of merging The Mills Corporation into themselves, they would also take the trademarks with them, and by 2012, Arctic Mills was just another Simon Mall. In 2013, as part of a shift in strategy, JCPenney would close and liquidate their Outlet Store at Arctic Mills, this wasn’t through any fault of the mall nor it’s foot traffic, rather it was because JCPenney did not wish to convert it back to a regular location and wanted to get out of the Outlet business entirely. – Simon had plans to fill the space with a Dave & Buster’s but could not convince them to open a location this far north. In 2016, Sears Grand would close due to the parent slowly selling itself off and closing up under current leadership. Round(1) would fill the former JCPenney Outlet space in 2018. Simon would sell the Mall during the Pandemic Shutdown in 2020 to New York based Kohan Investment Group, during the process, Simon refused to let them use the name “Arctic Mills”, so the name was changed to “Village of Winter Fair” by the time it re-opened in 2021, but Kohan being Kohan cheaped out, infamously removing all signs that said “Arctic Mills” with little to no replacements. Kohan was routinely delinquent on utilities, maintenance and upkeep, and the Mall’s condition is comparable to other, poorly mismanaged properties under Kohan, made even worse by the consistent Arctic Conditions. On February 14th, 2025, the ceiling of the former Sears Grand collapsed due to snow buildup, and weakened structural integrity due to poor maintenance, with talks on-going on whether or not the space should be demolished or fixed. As part of the Paramount Global and Skydance merger, National Amusements was merged into the three, and immediately afterwards in August of 2025, the Village of Winter Showcase Cinema De Lux location closed without warning, it was the last location left of the chain in the Pacific, the closure was due to a lack of interest internally to operate one singular theater on that side of the country, let alone one all the way up in Alaska in what was determined to be a "dying market". Macy’s and Target would shutter their Mall entrances in the 2020s, with Macy’s planning to close its Village of Winter Fair location by May 2026. Saks Off 5th announced that their Village of Winter location will close by May 2026 as well due to the complete liquidation of that wing of the company. This leaves us to today, with only 5 open anchors left, 2 already on their way out, and a mall destined to shutter in some random town in Alaska. If Arctic Mills existed in real life, it would’ve had a very turbulent and short existence.

bringing this thread back from the dead to share the ultimate: "The Holy Wifi" at my College today...

Let's make a movie guys! For this movie I want to make, I'll be looking at The Life We Had Before This which is a book I read from the library. It's about a dude who is half fairy, half elf. Everyone hates him except for his adopted father. When the mountain they live on starts to shake, it means that it's time for another sacrifice. The "mistake" is sent into the catacombs where he comes face to face with the dragon. The dragon sends him into a different timeline to find a spell that will remake the universe, but the elven fairy learns that resetting the world every time something goes wrong is overkill and he restores the world to how it's supposed to be. It's one of those books that basically say you gotta deal with change but TBH I just want to voice the dragon character.

Habeas corpus Our absorbent attorney SpongeBob SquarePants, Attorney at Law Episode 3: Ash Ketchum Animal Abuse (The morning after SpongeBob’s latest legal victory, Stu Pickles is stopped by a reporter in front of the entrance to Finster, Finster & Pickles.) Reporter: How does it feel knowing you have one of the most brilliant up-and-coming lawyers in the world working for you? Stu: (pauses) No comment. (Stu rushes into the building, and a month later, he's in his office with Chas.) Chas: Why haven't you given SpongeBob any new cases since the Dexter one? Stu: He's been doing a great job with the clerical work. When I find a case that fits him, I'll give it to him. Chas: Stu...do you like SpongeBob? Stu: What do you mean? Of course I like him! Chas: It's just...Kira's been talking...and the way you've been treating the kid makes it kind of obvious. Stu: Fine. I'm not his biggest fan. Chas: But why? Stu: He's just...so...yellow. Chas: So is Heffer, and you love him! (Heffer, a suit-wearing steer, peeks into the office.) Heffer: Hey, Stu, you get that thing I sent you? Stu: (laughs) Yeah! Thanks, man! (Heffer gives a thumbs up then disappears.) Stu: You're right! I do love him. Chas: So, what pisses you off about SpongeBob in particular? Stu: You hear what the news is calling him? Chas: Wunderkind, yeah. Stu: He isn't a wunderkind, he's just been lucky, and I don't know how I can make people see that! Chas: Just give him another case. How about the Ash Ketchum one? Stu: I was about to toss that one. You know how crazy the People's Animal Freedom Front gets. I would hate to subject any of our lawyers to tha...now that I think about it, sure! Let's give SpongeBob the case. (Later that day, Ash Ketchum walks into SpongeBob's office with his Pikachu, Pikachu.) SpongeBob: Oh, is that your cat? It's so cute! (SpongeBob reaches to pet Pikachu.) Ash: No, don't! Pikachu: Pika... (Pikachu releases a spark that instantly electrocutes SpongeBob, turning him black.) Pikachu: Chu! Ash: Sorry, that's his way of saying he loves you. SpongeBob: (coughs up blood) I'm definitely feeling the love right now. Oh, is that ketchup? (SpongeBob passes out.) Ash: Oh no, was he a water type? (SpongeBob wakes up in a hospital, where Dr. Hibbert is tending to him.) Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) So the lawyer comes to! SpongeBob: Am...am I going to die? Dr. Hibbert: While all of your organs did shut down for a moment, you're good now. SpongeBob: Thanks, doc. (Dr. Hibbert gives a friendly nod then gives SpongeBob a very long piece of paper.) Dr. Hibbert: Here's your bill. SpongeBob: I've never seen that many zeroes! Dr. Hibbert: (winks) Lawyer's special. (SpongeBob takes a bus from the hospital back to his apartment, where he finds Tito lying on the floor.) Tito: I...I'm sorry. I tried to stop them. SpongeBob: Stop who? Tito: The animal wrongs activists. They broke in while I was inspecting your fridge... SpongeBob: Hey, is that my jellyfish jelly on your face? Tito: ...you passed the inspection, by the way. Delicious! Anyway, they broke in, and I did everything I could. I said "no, don't" twice, but they still took him. SpongeBob: Took who? Tito: Your mollusk! SpongeBob: (gasps) Gary? (SpongeBob runs to all of Gary's usual hiding places but finds him nowhere.) SpongeBob: Tito, do you have a pen and paper? (Tito quickly pulls a pen and paper out of his shorts.) SpongeBob: (hesitant) Was that in your underwear? Tito: No, I'm not a savage! SpongeBob: Right. (SpongeBob grabs the pen and paper and hastily draws Gary with it before rushing out of his apartment.) SpongeBob: (waving paper) Have you seen this snail? Hello, have you seen this snail? Heffer: I've seen him! SpongeBob: Heffer? Heffer: Yeah, the PAFF guys were on their way to the Toony River with him. SpongeBob: Thanks! Heffer: By the way, you get that thing I sent you? SpongeBob: Uh...yeah? Heffer: Great! I'll see you at work, buddy. (SpongeBob hurries to the Toony River, where PAFF activists are about to throw Gary in.) SpongeBob: Stop! Gary: Meow. Activist 1: Listen to him, he's begging to be freed! Activist 2: He must have been miserable living with a hater of our four-legged friends like you! SpongeBob: But...Gary doesn't have any legs. (The activists throw Gary into the river, which quickly pulls him towards a waterfall.) SpongeBob: No! You'll kill him! Activist 1: PAFF would never kill an animal...other than the thousands of animals we kill each year by euthanasia, of course. (SpongeBob runs past the activists into the river and absorbs enough of the river's water to get Gary heading towards him instead of the waterfall.) Activist 2: Boo! (SpongeBob, now 20 times his usual size, picks up Gary carefully and then releases the water back into the river.) Activist 2: You may have won today, but you aren't going to win in court! Activist 1: Yeah, we have a great lawyer working for us! (The next day, SpongeBob, Ash Ketchum, and Pikachu are in the courtroom with all of the PAFF activists in the seats not occupied by the jurors.) Activists: Animal abusers! Animal abusers! Ash: Why would they call us such a horrible thing? SpongeBob: Because they're horrible people. I can't wait to whoop whoever they bring in! (Jack walks into the courtroom.) SpongeBob: (gasps) Jack? Ash: You know him? SpongeBob: I've already beaten him! Jack: (growls) You! Thanks to my humiliation at your hands, I had to resign as a prosecutor and focus on gigs with nonprofits instead! SpongeBob: (shrugs) Sorry, but I'll have to humiliate you again! Jack: We'll see about that. I call Misty to the stand! Ash: Oh, Misty's one of my best friends! She would never get Pikachu taken from me. Jack: So, how did you meet the defendant? Misty: He, uh, he stole my bike. Jack: Why? Misty: He had to get Pikachu to a Pokémon Center. Jack: And what exactly is a Pokémon Center? Misty: It's...basically like a hospital. Jack: So Pikachu was injured? Misty: Yes...very injured. Jack: Was that the only time you've seen him very injured? Misty: (looks down) Well, no. Jack: Would you say that this sport you and Ash use your animals to play is one that is very often harmful to the animals? Misty: They aren't animals! They're Pokémon! It...it's different. Jack: How? Misty: They have personalities as complex as ours. They have their own language, even if we don't understand it. They're just as human as we are! Jack: And how did you get your Pokémon? Misty: I...I caught it. Jack: In a ball like this one? (Jack pulls a Poké Ball out of his pocket.) Misty: Yes. Jack: So, if these Pokémon aren't any different from humans, and you use these devices to capture them and remove them from their homes, would you say that this is any different than slavery? Misty: Uh...uh... SpongeBob: Objection! My client is being sued for animal abuse, not slavery! Jack: This is all purely hypothetical. Judge Leghorn: I say, keep your hypotheticals to a minimum, Jack! Jack: No further questions. (Misty leaves the stand, and Jack calls Brock to the stand next.) Jack: What do you do for a living, Brock? Brock: I'm a gym leader! At least, I'm usually one, but I'm taking a break for now to help Ash. Jack: And what do gym leaders do? Brock: We challenge trainers who want to compete for the Pokémon League. Jack: And trainers who defeat gym leaders such as yourself or win games in this Pokémon League, do they receive cash prizes? Brock: Yeah, of course! Jack: What is is about Pokémon battling that you would say is any different from cockfighting? Brock: Pokémon can refuse to fight, but cocks can't. (Giggles are heard from the jury.) Judge Leghorn: (bangs gavel) Order in the court! As a proud cock myself, I will not let y'all use that word as a source of amusement! (Nurse Joy walks into the courtroom.) Brock: Speaking of cocks... Jack: Jesus...no further questions! (Brock comes down from the stand as Nurse Joy approaches it.) Brock: Hello, nurse! Nurse Joy: Fuck off. (Brock leaves the courtroom sadly.) Jack: So...Nurse Joy...do you recognize the defendant's Pikachu? Nurse Joy: Oh, yes! I've treated him many times! Jack: What have you treated him for? Nurse Joy: Oh, the usual. Poisoning, burns, freezing. (Shocked murmurs are heard from the jury.) Jack: Do you think Pokémon battling is good for the Pokémon? Nurse Joy: I've...never really thought about it. Jack: No further questions. SpongeBob: Your honor, I would like to cross examine! Judge Leghorn: Really? This should be mighty interesting. (Jack sits down, and SpongeBob replaces him in front of the stand.) SpongeBob: So, Nurse Joy, why did you choose to become a nurse? Nurse Joy: Money! SpongeBob: But treating the Pokémon is free, isn't it? Nurse Joy: The Pokémon League pays us a lot of money to do it, though. SpongeBob: Where does the Pokémon League get its money? Nurse Joy: From everyone betting on it, probably. SpongeBob: You're allowed to bet on it? Nurse Joy: Duh! That's the main reason it's so popular! SpongeBob: Have you ever bet on a Pokémon battle? Nurse Joy: I do it all the time! I even bet on Ash once! Worst mistake of my life! Ash: (grumbling) Not the first time I heard that. SpongeBob: Do lots of people bet on Ash? Nurse Joy: Definitely! The League pushes him and that cute Pikachu of his all the time, and since they lose all the time, it's easy money for us! (Jack's eyes widen.) SpongeBob: No further questions. Judge Leghorn: The court, I say, the court will now adjourn for a recess. (SpongeBob, Ash, and Pikachu are spinning on a Merry-Go-Round in the middle of the playground.) Ash: Hey, SpongeBob, do you think you could smuggle a Poké Ball into the courtroom in case we lose this? SpongeBob: We aren't going to lose this, but sure. Ash: Do you really think those sports betting companies are plastering my face everywhere just to take advantage of how bad I am? SpongeBob: (looks both ways) Uh...no? Ash: What a relief! (SpongeBob sweats as he sees representatives of PokéFanDuel and PokéDraftKings pointing sniper rifles at him from tall buildings across the street. SpongeBob and Jack give their closing remarks in the courtroom after the recess ends.) Jack: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've seen the scars of Ash's Pikachu, you've learned everything there is to know about their brutal sport. Now, you must do the right thing and free that Pikachu from his abusive owner before he ends up killed in one of these gladiator contests. (The PAFF activists in the seats cheer.) SpongeBob: Jurors, the defendant is nothing more than a victim, a victim of a... (Multiple red dots appear on SpongeBob's face.) SpongeBob: Complete legal and completely safe business that would never intentional exploit any child or animal! If you want to bet on Pokémon battles, I encourage you to do so responsibly and not take away anyone's Pokémon while doing so! (The red dots disappear, and SpongeBob breathes a sigh of relief despite the PAFF activists in the seats booing him. The jurors go into another room for deliberations, and they're in the room for hours before returning to the seats with their verdict.) Juror: We find the defendant...guilty. SpongeBob: What? Ash: (whispers) Give me the ball. (SpongeBob tosses the ball to Ash.) Ash: Go, Jigglypuff! (A Jigglypuff appears from the ball.) Judge Leghorn: Jigglypuff? I don't remember approving no Jigglypuff in this here... Ash: (puts on headphones) Use Sing! (The Jigglypuff starts to sing, and everybody in the courtroom except Ash falls asleep. When SpongeBob wakes up, he notices that Ash, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff are now gone.) Jack: I can't believe that kid managed to escape before we could confiscate his Pikachu! Who gave him that ball, anyway? SpongeBob: I guess it's a mystery that will never be solved. Jack: There's cameras everywhere! Somebody probably slipped it to him during recess! SpongeBob: Unless a cat with really painful electric powers used those powers to destroy any cameras that might contain evidence! (SpongeBob laughs nervously as everyone stares at him.) SpongeBob: Just a hypothetical, of course. Judge Leghorn: What did I tell y'all about hypotheticals? (The End)

curious to know what's everyone favorite game shows are?

It's been almost a year isn't it... Sorry for letting you down zaid but now imma finish what i started...during ramadan. #8 Captain America (Steve Rogers) I loathe USA. The bane of our existence. Vile creation that's still impacting the world negatively to this day. It is no surprise that Captain America is a USA propaganda. When you make your name and costume on an imperial and colonial idea, you have to present what it stands for. But why do I love Captain America? I think whats interesting and compelling about Steve Rogers is that he believes American Dream is still possible. He is aware that what USA stands for is evil and he is a relic of his time. He was frozen during end of WW2, therefore he witnessed a world that isnt recognizable to him. Cuz after WW2, USA became one of the most powerful entities on the planet. Therefore Steve recognizes atrocities America commits more clearly. There are two times he gives up the mantle of Captain America. He became Nomad at first, then years later The Captain because Steve goes back and forth whether he should embrace the symbol or not. I think his conflict in believing the system of USA can be changed is a failure but what's why he is endearing because even though he bases his ideas on something that is never gonna happen, Steve tries his damnest to make it happen, so yeah. #7: Moon Knight Moon Knight is such a complicated character. He has many different iterations over the years (which is funny given he has DID) and not all of it works but when it does, he makes for a brilliant character. What's cool about Marc is that even though he is violent and over the edge, he tries his best to help people whenever he needs but also he is such a messy character with his mixed relationship with his god, Khonshu. Marc is relatable in terms of having a conflict in the god you worship that doesn't respond you right or you question whether he is doing good or not. The thing is that Khonshu is asshole but the point is Marc's struggle to be a weapon of his god. Him wearing Moon Knight costume in the name of Khonshu but him eventually being Moon Knight despite how he feels about his god. Moon Knight also always has had some incredible artists in big two comics. Bill Sienkiewicz's art style changes as you read his Moon Knight run with his co-creator Doug Moench. David Finch's Moon Knight is gritty and unsettling. Declan Shalvey's Moon Knight is clean and has exciting action pages (not to mention him being the one who designed Mr. Knight outfit). Greg Smallwood's Moon Knight is dreamy like. You lose how you view reality with his gorgeous art. And lastly Alessandro Cappuccio and David Pramanik's work on recent (and the longest) Moon Knight run written by Jed MacKay. They both deliver exciting action scenes and the way they draw both Marc, his alters and Moon Knight is iconic. Cannot love this bastard enough. #6: Loki (God of Stories) Yes I'm aware that Loki has always been mostly a villain. Hell, calling them a hero would be a stretch. But Loki makes it to the spot nonetheless because they are an amazing tale of how you defy your own destiny. Loki was the trickster. God of mischief, lies and evil. They had jealousy over Thor and Loki always fought each other, despite being brothers. Black sheep of Odin's family tree. Loki is relatable as an outlier in their family. Simply because they feel rejected for being a snowfrost giant and also because they are queer. Therefore Loki answers to villainy but then they died and were reborn as a kid that wanted to defy their destiny. But there was another Loki alter that simply ate Kid Loki's soul and grew up rapidly but they felt guilt over what they did to Kid Loki, eventually after challenges, they managed to break their destiny and became God of Stories. Not just that but also Loki is the symbol of freedom. About who you wanna be. Finding your own true identity and not be bound to a status quo. Loki's current mission is now freeing everyone at Marvel Universe and that's gonna be an interesting journey moving forward, even if they are owned by Marvel for a long time. Loki has made so many mistakes over the years and they continue to do so but they overcame so many obstacles that I can't help but love them in the long term. #5: Cyclops Sorry Wolverine lovers. This right here is my MAN. Scott has been hated by X-Men fandom for so long due to the misrepresentation of him as a boy scout whereas Wolverine is more of a bad boy. Don't get me wrong, Logan is still a compelling character but even as a kid, I was drawn to Cyclops more. Scott Summers is one of the greatest leaders of not just X-Men but mutants and that's because of him putting himself on the line, regardless of the danger, to save as many of his people as he can. He doesn't get credit or appreciation for it and he is usually pragmatic in how to deal with threats but he doesn't stop trying to make the world a better place for mutants. He's a messy guy with complicated relationships with Jean (who is Phoenix), Madelyne Pryor (clone of Jean Grey, mother of Cable, Goblin Queen of Limbo) and Emma Frost (White Queen) and what's great about his arc is that he was one of Xavier's first students who carried Xavier's dream until he realizes that assimilation is not possible and joined forces with Magneto who wants liberation for mutants and not appeal to humans' interests. What can I say, he is awesome. #4: Storm Storm has been many things. A child thief, a goddess, the leader of X-Men, then Morlocks, lastly Regent of Arakko for a while (once was Mars, then became a place of ancient mutants). She is an omega level mutant that manipulates weather but also once was someone who lost her powers and had to rediscover herself. She was the second generation of X-Men. Xavier approached her and told her she wasn't a goddess but a mutant with abilities. She gave up her responsibilities of Kenya to become an X-Men member and then she failed Morlocks she swore to lead when they were massacred. Storm's conflict of giving up her home to serve Xavier's dream took a toll on her so much that she had conflict with him over and over. She had a punk phase and then she got depowered so bad that she lost her connection to nature, life itself until she regained her powers again. Even though many people struggle how to write Storm, when she is good, she is one of the best superheroes out there. #3: Daredevil Matt is perhaps the realest Marvel character ever cuz he is soooooooooooooo fucking bad. That might be too harsh on Matt (he deserves it) but Matt is a unique character in a superhero world because of the way he battles with his own demons (i had to go there heh). Blinded by a radiation substance and then lost his father because he refused to lose the match, Matt has struggled because of dark situations going on his life. He constantly battles Kingpin who is crime lord of New York so much so that Kingpin caused Matt hit rock bottom until he was born again. Matt is a womanizer with horrible relationships that many of his love interests either suffer or die. He is one of the hottest superheroes ever with insane sex appeal (both comics Matt and Charlie Cox's portrayal of him in the show). Perhaps the character with most consistently good runs over the year since Frank Miller redefined him. Not to mention having a great rogues gallery (Kingpin, Bullseye, Typhoid Mary, The Hand, Muse, Gladiator, The Owl, Purple Man, Punisher from time to time, FUCKING STILT-MAN!!!). A repressed catholic. What's not to love good ol' Matty. If he was queer, I would def hit it, even if it meant I died or became psychotic. #2: Green Arrow (Oliver Queen) A billonaire playboy who was stranded on an island and once he got out, he became a hardcore and loudmouthed liberal superhero. Oliver has always fascinated me as a character. He used to be such a Batman rip off until Dennis O'Neil and Neal Adams redefined him and shaped who he became. Oliver is a superhero that constantly challenges heroes to do better. He goes after rich people and corrupt politicians. He has a different moral view in a way many superheroes don't. Sometimes he can be a great leftist hero. Sometimes he is just a white liberal who thinks he knows too much. But even though Oliver is a very political character, he is a shitty dad who neglected his sidekick Roy Harper (Speedy, now Arsenal) and that caused him to become an addict that Oliver slapped Roy's face and considered him a failure. Oliver impregnanted a woman, had a son as a result (Connor Hawke) and he gave him up until they met when he grew up to become the second Green Arrow. He has an on and off relationship with Black Canary. He is a flawed family man who tries his best but sometimes hurts his family as a result but when he does good in the world and challenges the status quo, he is very inspiring in the end. and without waiting this long, here's our number 1! #1: Magneto Sue me. Yes Magneto was right!!! He is another cheat in this list since he has been a villain in the past and anti-hero for most of his history but as years go on, you realize that Xavier's dream means nothing in the grand scale of things. Magneto is a fascinating character because he grew up on Holocaust. Experienced and witnessed the suffering of european jews under nazis. Then he lost his daughter when group of villagers attacked his family. Magneto's story is tragic, cruel and depressing. After the suffering he had, he became Magneto and decided to become the symbol for mutant rights. Of course that doesn't mean Magneto is always good. He has killed innocents before, he caused mutants to die under his name. He was a shitty father to Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver (Especially Quicksilver). He is a broken figure who just wants to see his people thrive but he is trying his hard to defy expectations, even if it means his methods aren't good. I love Magneto so much because he believes that we shouldn't have to appeal to our oppressors in order to get bare minimum of peace but even though i say he is right, he isn't always right. He makes huge mistakes that causes death and destruction. He is a bad father and can be a bad mentor but when he is good, you know Magneto will make sure you see the sun yet again. Thanks for reading! (I hope I don't delay any of these King Neptune requests again...)

one weejk already? Ugh...no wonder this place is so slow and those two restaurant owners are fighting over stupid secret formula?! you disgust me, especially the tinty green man

Episode 4: Are We Having Fun Yet? The woman in this video, who seems to be a figment of Chad's imagination but then isn't and is at the Nickelback concert but then he's at his own Nickelback concert and god damn this is a shitty video. Anyway, after being trashed in Nickelback's breakthrough hit by Buttrock Jesus himself, Melanie (I dunno she looks like a Melanie) went on to find a new band to date the lead singer of. Unfortunately, that turned out to be Adam Gontier from Three Days Grace, who happened to write "I Hate Everything About You" soon after. She swore off rock guys for good and focused on opening up a recycling center, so when you're down to the bottom of every bottle, you can bring your used bottles there! Chad Kroeger went on to cut his hair in increasingly ridiculous ways for the rest of the decade.

I'm going to make a movie that is more popular than any KPop Demon Hunter and the 'pretty boy' will not get turned into a giant sword at the end. PS: Huntrix shouldn't have stopped the Saja Boys! I wanna go to the underworld just like SpongeBob and prove I am a big guy

After several years without a hit film, Paramount Pictures is on the verge of bankruptcy. Desperate to save the studio, their CEO hires unexpected help. Episode 43: What If…JCM Directed a Movie? (JCM walks into the tvguy’s office at Paramount Pictures in Los Angeles, California.) tvguy: So...tell me about this “SpongeBob Community”. JCM: You’ve...been on the site longer than me. tvguy: (laughs) I’m just fucking around! But seriously, we need a new intellectual property that can put butts In seats. Something on the level of Star Wars, Jurassic Park, or Batman. Star Trek, Transformers, and SpongeBob are great, but we can’t churn out hits with them anymore! We need something cool, something fresh. Something like that lit you used to write, JCMovies. JCM: Why not just make a movie adaption of JCMovies, then? tvguy: (gasps) That’s a great idea! JCM: Wait, really? tvguy: My people will be in touch with your people. JCM: But...I don’t have people. tvguy: Get going now! I’m a very busy man! (tvguy starts playing Candy Crush on his phone as JCM leaves his office. The next morning, JCM gets a call from tvguy’s assistant.) Assistant: Great news! Your movie has been greenlit! JCM: My movie? Assistant: The JCMovie! You’ll have a budget of $100 million and will be expected to begin production tomorrow. JCM: Tomorrow? Who’s going to direct it? Assistant: You, silly! JCM: But… Assistant: Good luck! (The assistant hangs up.) JCM: I’ve never directed a movie. (The next day, JCM walks into the Paramount lot, where the sets for The JCMovie are being built.) tvguy: JCM, you’re just in time! Here are your leads… (Margot Robbie, Timothée Chalamet, and Brad Pitt appear.) JCM: Wow! Those are some big...and expensive names. Brad Pitt: I assume you’re JCM? JCM: Yeah. Brad Pitt: I’m going to be playing you! JCM: Can I...speak with you alone for a second, tvguy? (JCM and tvguy go into one of the trailers on the lot.) JCM: What are you doing? Brad Pitt isn’t nearly as good looking at I am! tvguy: Come on! Every movie adaption takes some liberties with the source material! JCM: This is too risky! I don’t know anything about directing! tvguy: Every director I’ve hired before you has had extensive experience, and they’ve all put out nothing but flops! I want something great, something that can get social media buzz! You ever use this app TikTok? It’s fucking nuts! And Paramount movies never show up on it! JCM: (sighs) Okay, who else is going to be in the cast? tvguy: The full list of names should be texted to you right...now! (JCM hears a ding on his phone, and his eyes widen when he turns it on.) JCM: I can’t believe you can afford this! tvguy: Believe it! I can't wait to see what you do with Ryan Reynolds! He's my favorite! JCM: (scrolling through list) Wait, I’m in this, too? tvguy: In a cameo. JCM: I’ll be honest: I don’t know if I can save your studio with this movie, but I’m going to try. (JCM finishes the movie’s script that night and goes through it with the full cast the next day. After several grueling months of filming, JCM watches the first cut of the movie in a small theater with tvguy.) JCM: I’m sorry...I wish I did better. tvguy: No, it’s perfect. Thank you, JCM. You’ve been a big help. (tvguy stands up as the credits roll and pats JCM on the back before leaving the theater. Several more months later, the final cut of the movie is having its world premiere in Los Angeles. The movie begins with an establishing shot of the SpongeBob Community School.) “JCM”: (voiceover) It can be hard saying goodbye to the people and places you love… (A large replica of the Millennium Falcon lands in front of the school, and “jjs”, played by Bob Odenkirk, walks out of it.) “JCM”: (voiceover) But that only makes it feel that much better when you eventually find your way back to them. (“OWM”, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, and “sbl”, played by Adam Scott, come out of the school as “jjs” approaches it.) “OWM”: Thanks for getting here as quickly as you did. “jjs”: Just because I run The Force Academy now doesn’t mean I would miss SBC’s annual accreditation-threatening emergency. (Later in the movie, MCJ, played like “JCM” by Brad Pitt, has everyone in the school outside of his twin brother locked inside the auditorium with him.) MCJ: Now that I’ve escaped from prison, I’m going to take over this school and make Cha my wife! (“Cha”, played by Sabrina Carpenter, rolls her eyes.) “Cha”: Can’t that guy take no for an answer? (After “JCM” rescues everybody, he’s stopped by “Katniss”, played by Zendaya.) “Katniss”: Do you ever think this school will have another Taco Tuesday? “JCM”: After I defeat my brother, you’ll never have to worry about Taco Tuesday being canceled again! “Katniss”: (crying) You better fucking be right about this! (Later in the movie, “Clappy”, played by Ryan Reynolds, is meeting with “terminoob”, played by Patrick Stewart, in the teacher’s lounge.) “Clappy”: Is it true that if JCM dies this time, you’ll have no way of bringing him back? “terminoob”: Yes. JCM must survive this coming battle. (“Aquatic Nuggets”, played by Will Smith, walks into the teacher’s lounge that very moment.) “Aquatic Nuggets”: What is this, some kind of SpongeBob Community? “terminoob”: Yes. Yes we are. (Later in the movie, “jjs” meets with “WhoBob”, played by Timothée Chalamet, behind the school.) “WhoBob”: This relationship isn’t right. You’re the principal of a space school, and I’m just a lowly English teacher. “jjs”: (smiles) I used to be an English teacher, myself. (“Wumbo”, played by Willem Dafoe, appears behind the school with the others.) “Wumbo”: And I used to be something of a scientist, myself. (“jjs” and “WhoBob” stare at “Wumbo”.) “Wumbo”: But...but I’m retired now. (Later in the movie, “JCM” is at a soda bar, sitting next to a man played by the real JCM.) “JCM”: MCJ has gone too far this time. I’ll have to go all out in my fight against him, even if it means fighting to the death. Man: I can’t believe soda bars still exist! This is incredible! Mountain Dew on tap? It’s like I’m in heaven! (Later in the movie, MCJ is about to deliver the final blow to a bruised and bloodied “JCM” in their final battle when “Sauce Mama”, played by Margot Robbie, appears with a gun.) “Sauce Mama”: Get the fuck away from my brother! MCJ: Technically, I’m your brother, too. “Sauce Mama”: Get away from him! MCJ: (laughs) You aren’t going to shoot me. (“Sauce Mama” shoots MCJ in the chest.) MCJ: I stand corrected. (dies) “JCM”: Sauce...you saved me… “Sauce Mama”: I...I’m not so sure about that. “JCM”: (looks down) Yeah, I guess my wounds are pretty bad. (The students and faculty of the SpongeBob Community watch sadly as “JCM” dies in “Sauce Mama”’s arms.) “Katniss”: He sacrificed himself...for Taco Tuesday. “sbl”: He sacrificed himself for the school. (“SpongeSebastian”, played by Tom Cruise with his bald cap from Tropic Thunder, wipes away a tear.) “SpongeSebastian”: He was the best fucking guidance counselor this school ever had. (The movie ends with “Sauce Mama” crying at JCM’s grave.) “JCM”: (voiceover) It can be hard saying goodbye to the people and places you love… (“Sauce Mama” looks up in surprise as somebody puts a hand on her shoulder. When she turns around and sees who it is, which the camera doesn’t reveal, her face immediately brightens up.) “JCM”: (voiceover) But that only makes it feel that much better when you eventually find your way back to them. (As the credits roll, the people in the theater are silent for a moment before erupting into applause. JCM, who is in the audience, watches with astonishment.) JCM: They like it! They really like it! (The JCMovie becomes the first movie ever to gross $3 billion at the box office, and after its theatrical run ends, JCM walks into tvguy’s office for the first time since the film’s premiere.) tvguy: You stupid motherfucker! Your movie was supposed to be the biggest flop ever, but instead, it was enough of a hit to give this studio at least another decade of runway! JCM: Huh? tvguy: This was a scheme to get Paramount’s investors spooked enough to pull the rest of their money and put this studio out of its misery once and for all! I would have gotten an amazing golden parachute to retire with, but instead, I’ll have to keep running this goddamn place just to put food on the table! JCM: I...I’m sorry. I didn’t know. tvguy: But I could have forgiven all of that if you had done just one thing...put me in the fucking movie! Ryan Reynolds was right there! How was it not obvious to you? JCM: He...seemed like he would be a better Clappy. tvguy: And that’s why you’re a shitty director! Get the fuck out of my office! (JCM leaves the office sadly. A year later, after The JCMovie sweeps the Academy Awards, including a win for Best Director by JCM, tvguy begrudgingly hires him back to write and direct the sequel, and stuck culture remains undefeated.)

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Wait can I have some fries?

this is where i cook eggs with exhaust (and sometimes live ever since my needle evaporated)

I really love the original one! Also ty for posting this because I didn't know about A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants so I'll have to check that out

In other news, Seto Kaiba announces his plans for a school that teaches kids to play card games. We ask him what kind of drugs he's taking.

Have you tried turning it off and on again

Hello all! sbl here! Yesterday, after the last tournament, the last group photo, and the last Llama Hunger Games, the server maps were backed up in their entirety. I promised that they would be available for download, so here they are! DOWNLOAD HERE (.zip archive is password protected with spongecraftia19) The zip file contains Minecraft version 1.12.2 maps as of September 14th, 2019. I'm not sure what would happen if you open in them in the latest version of Minecraft, but you can try if you'd like. If you corrupt them or mess them up, you can download them again from here . There are a total of three maps, which are the regular world, the End world, and the Nether world. They are all separate and not all in one like the server due to us using a plugin called Multiverse on the server. Server plugins don't work in singleplayer, which also means that all image maps are broken, and vehicles don't work either. If you have any questions, mention me on the SBC Discord (or in this topic), or contact another staff member/notable SC player. We at SBC hope you enjoyed your time on SpongeCraft, and thank you sincerely for making it a fun feature. See you later!

Now that the second generation of the server is no more, here's a second archive for SpongeCraft Frontiers's world of Overlandia: OVERLANDIA ON INTERNET ARCHIVE Install instructions are the same as for the archived Spongecraftia. The only wrinkle this time is that, since we only made the decision to discontinue Overlandia midway through the transition from Frontiers to Forge, this copy of the map was regenerated during our testing of Arclight 1.20.1, using the SC Forge R1 mod pack. YMMV on whether or not it'll load properly in a vanilla client, let alone on 1.18.2, the last MC version that Frontiers officially ran.

Those of you who haven't been on yet for Forge are missing out on my favorite QoL addition: Distant Horizons! A few views of Spongecraftia from atop the observation point in HSC:

Episode 38: What If… Lisa Simpson knew what you can do? Hello, SBCers, this is Lisa Simpson. You’re all wondering why some fictional character with no connections to a SpongeBob fansite should have any business being here, but it has occurred to me just how infamous I am for being a Soapbox Sadie type of character – and it’s gotten to the point that some smartass named Steel Sponge thought it would be really funny to make a meme based on my unsubtle and vague response regarding Apu – a meme that has since evolved into multiple other memes about us. Well, I’ve had enough. You’ve all had your fun. As for Steel Sponge, I can only hope he will come out of this ghostwritten episode of “What If’s…” feeling trolled, memed, GIF’d, and dare I say pwned. As you all know, the “What can you do?” meme came about when my mom and I condescendingly addressed the audience with “the stare” for bringing into light that Apu’s character was culturally insensitive, and such a serious issue like that couldn’t be addressed then...if at all (There, I said it). A lot of the criticisms were levied against the people behind the scenes who believed The Problem with Apu was an assassination against his character before they backpedaled on their stances and decided to remove him from the show anyway, even though they had made me their mouthpiece. -- If you know me, then you should know that I would have had done things differently. I’ve always been the one to speak up on topical issues. I’m an environmentalist, I’m a firm advocate for animal rights. I relinquished my faith for my country by writing and speaking an essay attacking the American government and exposing Bob Arnold’s bribes. I tried to preach the truth about Jebediah Springfield, but I cut my losses. I should be the least likely to ask the public “What can you do?” My mom told me some things will have to be addressed at a later date, and I thought why not let that time be now? If you haven’t heard the news yet, the previous showrunner had passed the torch to someone else, which means I now have the free will to let you all in the truth that I’ve never divulged before. The now-former Simpsons showrunner, Al Jean, had forced me to speak on Apu’s behalf in the way he directed me to. You see, all this time, I knew what you could do, or in other words, what they could’ve done differently. No more being vague. No more speaking for my clients. And no more blank-staring at the fourth wall. So, what can you do? That is the question. They did NOT have to unperson Apu when they initially believed that they shouldn’t be pressured into writing him off. They did NOT have to try to feebly prove their critics wrong only to go take it all back. Sometimes, the best way to address this issue is to not address it at all. It’s not easy to acknowledge political incorrectness while you’re being viewed as someone who’s commits to it, or used to. But if it had to be addressed though…? That’s a different answer. If the main underlying issue was that Apu’s voice was being provided by someone who wasn’t his color, the least they could’ve done was supply him with the voice of someone of the same race. And this wasn’t an issue just for him, but for multiple other citizens of Springfield as well. Even when this proposal was handed to my clients on a silver platter, they didn’t use the opportunity to bring Apu back, and perhaps portray him in a new, better light. Hell, if my former client Al Jean wasn’t holding me back while I was more culturally aware than he was, I would’ve made this proposal when this problem was coming to light and I wouldn’t have left Apu out of the deal to give him a new voice. And I wouldn’t have waited until a massive cultural shift took place, namely the George Floyd protests (And no, we did not predict it. So stop saying that we did. I don’t even know how or why they fabricated that picture of me). These are just some of the things I could’ve done, but was unable to. It keeps me up at night knowing that Apu’s removal was a mistake on my part, because I didn’t do anything to prevent it except stare at the camera. There’s also the one time I said Elon Musk was perhaps the world’s greatest living inventor, another thing about me people refuse to live down. I’m not perfect, and I don’t try to claim that I am. I hope you’re all still reading this and I haven’t lost you. Just know that I’m doing this mainly for my friend Apu, and not because of Steel- Bart: Hey Lise, are you done rambling yet? Lisa: Go away, Bart. I’m trying to tell everyone in the SpongeBob Community to stop making memes about us. Bart: Well, I thought the “What can you do?” meme was funny. Lisa: I don’t, and if you were aware of the fact that the same community has been meme-ing you to death too, you would feel the same way I do. Bart: Nah, that meme of me they’ve been repeating was pretty funny too. Grow a sense of humor for once. Lisa: If that’s how you feel, then go ahead and say the line. Bart: “I didn’t do it”? Lisa: No, the other line. Bart: Oh yeah…that’s right! Moe: Thank you, Bart. I really needed that today. Seymour Skinner: Ohohohoho, delightfully devilish Seymour! Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour, you’re an odd fellow, but I must say – you steam a good ham. Disembodied voice: On September 28th, one will die… Lisa: ...You see what I meme-MEAN? Are we really just a big joke to the community? Bart: People have been quoting Steamed Hams for years. We don’t always know when to quit. In fact, our show has been going for nearly 40 years and we still get comments about how it needs to end. The least you can do is embrace these jokes. Lisa: If at all. (Lisa and the rest of the Simpsons cast then proceed to stare blankly in front of the camera before Steel Sponge appears on-screen.) Steel Sponge: That’s right. The jokes may not die, but there are times where I can’t continue providing them. It’s been a wild ride being a part of the What If’s team, but when life gets in the way, you got to do what you got to do. Though this is my last episode as a full member of the crew, I promise to go out on a very special note. So let’s bring everyone here… (The Simpsons cast, including Apu, the ghosts of Rabbi Krustofsky, Maude Flanders, all previous incarnations of Snowball, and Larry the Barfly are all later joined by Steel, Jjseymour Skinner, Jesse Ventura, SBC’s MrBeast, Guns ‘n’ Roses, the community of San Jose, and former representatives of ViacomountCBSSkydanceKonamiSiliconValleyIKEA...all to partake in a musical finale: “We’ll Meet Again”): So, remember, before you ask anyone “What can you do?.” consider asking yourself that same question first. I’m Steel Sponge, and this has been another episode of SBC What If’s.