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After fifteen seasons, it makes sense that the writers would finally TRY to make a way for Sandy to TRULY live life underwater; and give a logical reason as to why Sandy can't KEEP that quality! When Sandy's paper about scientific life sounds too cold and LIFELESS (especially by POOR Spongebob's standards), Sandy finally decides its time to try to utilize an experimental machine that can transfer the qualities of a fish; namely Fred, to Sandy and vice-versa her qualities of being a squirrel. Even though Sandy has gills, in a surprisingly realistic outcome; due to muscle memory, it takes her a while before she FINALLY breathes through them! For the first time ever, Sandy can truly ENJOY running through jellyfish fields, eating a Krabby Patty, karate chopping, and even swimming! At first, it seems like the ONLY drawback is that without her suit; Sandy is a lot more vulnerable. But soon, Sandy gains more than gills; she gains fish scales, becomes susceptible to being tempted by the HOOKS (and Spongebob is HORRIFIED thanks to being "Taught by Experience"). But soon, Sandy completely LOSES her scientific mind and becomes a savage fish! Thankfully, since Spongebob KNOWS that Sandy made herself into a fish, she MUST have created an antidote just in case! After tricking Sandy into a pet carrier, he quickly gets Sandy into her tree dome bathtub, and pours the antidote into the bath so that Sandy can change back! The only thing they forgot? Fred is now a GREEN squirrel with furry legs! I'd give this episode segment a 9.9 out of 10! Enough said, true believers!

It seems like the biggest reason I come to this website these days, is to see whether or not anyone has written a review for the latest "Spongebob Squarepants" episodes. Don't get me wrong, I'll write the first review; I just wish that someone ELSE would once in a while. In all honesty, it's about TIME we got a REAL Squidward and Plankton interaction episode. It figures that the one thing they WOULD bond over, is their shared disdain for Mr. Krabs. So much so, that Squidward has written the BEGINNING of a play, and Plankton has written an ENDING! And it's only when the two are joined together, that the two sense an opportunity! They TRY to put the play together. Key word being..."TRY"! However, their artistic egos are SO huge and so specific; they spend MORE time trying to dish out against each other, than against the thinly veiled Mr. Snippers! Is it any wonder why Karen HAD to be the director and cast Spongebob as Mr. Snippers? And even though the play DOES sell out, you know that the performance isn't going to go the way that Plankton and Squidward want when out of ALL of them; Spongebob as Mr. Snippers comes off as the MOST reasonable and well-liked of the three, and Mr. Krabs never even GOT that Mr. Snippers was SUPPOSED to be him! Even though the play isn't a success it wasn't the success that Squidward...let alone Plankton, wanted. I'll give the episode segment a 9.9 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

The Angry Beavers! Squirrels are a close second!

Long re-run of my latest "PRMVF" episode ahead, so I'll just get right into it. / (Cold Open) The episode opens up on Master Vile Planet One, M.V.P.1 for short; Master Vile and Professor Bias are working over a hot cauldron, adding in various dark, magical spells and ingredients into a DARK concoction! Words flash on the screen, and they say: "Master Vile Planet One, Master Vile's Flying Palace; April 1, 2179; 5:00 P.M." Professor Bias groans in frustration, and he says: "UGH!!!! It's been almost a whole YEAR since we first started WORKING on our Anti-Life equation, and I feel that we STILL aren't anywhere CLOSER to getting to our goal than we were when we STARTED!" Master Vile says: "Well, no one ever SAID destroying the Power Rangers would be EASY! I ought to know! I've been 'Taught by experience'! Besides, this NEW concoction of ours is GUARANTEED to seal the deal!" Professor Bias says: "THAT'S what you said about our LAST 665 failed attempts! And it took my hair FOREVER to grow back from the LAST one!" Master Vile says: "Oh, be quiet and stir the cauldron while I add in the FINAL ingredient! It takes a VERY steady hand--." But at THAT very moment, from across time and the near VACUUM of space, Master Vile fumbles his final ingredient when he hears a YOUNG Dr. Rick Sanchez yell: "And how DARE YOU INTRUDE ON A VERY PRIVATE DINNER?!!!" And either from too MUCH of the last ingredient being added, it being added too FAST, or a combination of the TWO factors, causes the mixture to EXPLODE, and it BURNS off Professor Bias' lab coat as a result!!!! (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!) After the smoke clears, Master Vile coughs and he says: "That little TWERP of YOURS!!!! He made us mess up on PURPOSE!!!!" Professor Bias says: "Come on! How was THAT even MY fault?! Even I could NEVER control what Dr. Rick Sanchez; now known as Dr. Maniac does, you KNOW that!" Master Vile bitterly says: "Gee, I wonder where he got THAT from! It couldn't have POSSIBLY been from his FATHER, such a SHINING role model he was!" Professor Bias angrily says: "How DARE you talk about ME in that matter! Is it MY fault that Dr. Maniac didn't recognize his REAL father!?" Master Vile smiles sinisterly, and he says: "So, my suspicions WERE correct! Well, it's no WONDER why Dr. Maniac HATES other humans so much! You gave up your ONLY son to some macho-headed MEAT-bag, and let him think HE was Dr. Maniac's father, only for Dr. Maniac to eventually find his way back to you many years later; only for him to wind up HATING you as well! Tell me, did he EVER find out YOU were his father, or did you let him THINK you were JUST another somewhat ordinary human that couldn't be TRUSTED?!" Professor Bias ruefully says: "What does any of THAT matter?! And how does THAT information help YOU in the slightest?!" Master Vile says: "It tells me where Dr. Maniac gets his INSANE plans from, and his overwhelming desire to be BETTER than you at EVERYTHING! Surely you've NOTICED just HOW insane and unhinged Dr. Maniac has become BECAUSE of ALL the times you belittled him and undermined his own confidence in himself! And because of such DISHONESTY, Dr. Maniac has now rather realistically, grown completely DISTRUSTFUL of ALL humans; which is why he has forsaken BEING a human and WANTS to turn EVERYONE on Core Earth INTO a robot, rendering YOUR plan for finding the Anti-Life Equation UTTERLY useless!" Professor Bias nervously says: "W-wait! The Anti-Life Equation is within OUR grasp! I know it! Besides, think of how USEFUL it could be in WEEDING out all the WORTHLESS life in the universe!" Master Vile says: "Worthless it may be, but you FORGET one important thing; what GOOD is ruling over a universe if there ARE no 'Worthless lives' to RULE over? And what HAPPENS when YOU fall under your OWN original position?! Are you willing to live UP to your own example?!" Professor Bias sputters, and he says: "Are you talking about spilling MY blood?! You wouldn't DARE! The Alliance of Evil started by Dark Specter would descend upon you for such a TRAITEROUS act!" Master Vile says: "By MY calculations, I am NOW the OLDEST; and by extension, most RUTHLESS member WITHIN the Alliance of Evil! And if anyone DOES come after me, my female Katana Rangers will be more than able to handle the likes of them! And one more thing, if there's one thing I hate MORE than losing to the Power Rangers, it's people who DELIBERATELY waste my precious time! Well, no more Mr. NICE Demon!!!!" And before Professor Bias can even REACT, Master Vile BLASTS him with a POWERFUL lightning bolt, and disintergrates him into nothingness! Master Vile chuckles and he says: "That felt GREAT!!!!" Than, at THAT moment, Master Vile feels RUMBLING from far away! Master Vile asks: "What is that?! Crystal ball, show me the source of that ENERGY rumbling!" And Master Vile shows the inside of Queen Metallia's machine, and Queen Beryl and Abaddon COMBINING themselves into one SINGULAR, super-powerful being! Master Vile says: "Abaddon has used the forbidden art of Chaos FUSION?!!! What in the world could he hope to possibly GAIN by such an act?! Is he TRYING to incur the wrath of the Blood God himself?! GRRR; I don't like the Power Rangers as FAR as I could throw them, but if they have to deal with the likes of such dark arts, then Core Earth could be conquered before I have a chance to conquer it! I failed to conquer THAT planet ONCE; I'm NOT going to fail again!" The Pink Katana Ranger says: "But even if you were to go all out in terms of speed, this Flying Palace would NEVER be able to get to Core Earth to intervene in the battle!" Master Vile says: "Very true, Sakura. But that doesn't mean we can't still go there! After all, I've already KILLED the Father, so Dr. Maniac himself shouldn't be too much of a problem! Besides, I have a feeling that we have some ALLIES in that area who have agendas of their own! Agendas, which will now fit into MY agenda! Crystal ball, contact Emperess Vipera at once!!!!" And the Crystal Ball swirls, and brings up Vipera's ship! Vipera answers, and she says: "Master Vile! It's been a while since we've last heard from you! To what do we owe the pleasure?" Master Vile says: "I'm afraid I haven't come to chat! I'm in need of a favor! Did you feel that energy rumbling from Core Earth just a little while ago?" Drako says: "Kind of hard NOT too; we're not THAT far away from Core Earth ourselves!" Master Vile says: "Good, than YOU will be able to do me a favor that will be beneficial to ALL of us!" General Krush says: "What KIND of a favor?" Master Vile says: "OOH, a NEW minion! Certainly looks a lot stronger than Circe!" Kraky says: "Still doesn't stop ME from missing her!" Master Vile says: "In any case, that ENERGY was produced by Queen Beryl and Abaddon combining themselves into one being, using the DARK arts of Chaos Fusion!" Vipera gasps, and she says: "Chaos Fusion?! I've always suspected that such a power was possible, Emperor Diabolica DREAMED of finding it for himself, but we could never find the source of such a dark spell!" Master Vile says: "It's a very POWERFUL spell, but with one GREAT drawback! Should you FAIL to achieve your goal; no doubt Queen Beryl's is to get REVENGE against Queen Galaxia and the Power Rangers, the combined souls will be RIPPED apart, and devoured by the Blood God AND his most faithful servant!" General Krush says: "Khorne HAS no faithful servants, that's why I LEFT!" Master Vile says: "He has ONE; a very secret one, one he has been training in secret!" Drako says: "Who would be able to ENDURE such harsh, sadistic training? Even Radiguet HATED the Blood God for what he and Sla'neesh DID to him!" Master Vile says: "It's someone you KNOW very well! Emperor Diabolica IS still alive, and he's the one who is TRAINING with the Blood God, even as we speak!" Vipera asks: "He's training WITH the Blood God? No one has EVER fully completed training with the Blood God, not since Dark Specter last did it over 10,000 years ago; and he was fully COMMITTED to the greater CAUSE of evil! Emperor Diabolica can't POSSIBLY complete training with the Blood God; not without LOSING his mind!" Master Vile says: "You're quite right. By MY calculations, Emperor Diabolica has ALREADY lost at least half of his mind training under the Blood God! Even if Radiguet IS able to somehow incapacitate the Blood God like he did T'zeen'tch, the damage would already be done. Emperor Diabolica would be little more than an extension of the Blood God, and as such; would work towards making Core Earth a LITERAL living HELL; one that even the likes of US would not be able to LIVE in!" Baphomet asks: "But, what can WE do to stop it?!" Master Vile says: "First off, we STILL have time to prepare for his arrival! Emperor Diabolica will not rest until he has learned everything he can from the Blood God! In that time, WE must do what we can, to stop WHATEVER Queen Galaxia and Dr. Maniac can throw at the Power Rangers?!" Kraky says: "Are you actually SUGGESTING we help the Power Rangers?!" Master Vile says: "As much as I hate to admit it, they are our best CHANCE of preventing Core Earth from being conquered before WE can conquer it; especially now that Professor Bias has been...PERMANENTLY deceased!" Drako asks: "You killed Professor Bias? Why?" Master Vile says: "He wanted to kill off too MUCH of the universe; I.E.: ALL of it! He wanted the Anti-Life Equation, so; I gave him a PERSONAL full taste of it! Now, those Power Rangers shall act as our ultimate insurance policy! Besides, I know there's that CONTINENT; Neo-Austrailia-Asia that you've been DYING to get your hands on, Vipera! It's all yours SHOULD you cooperate with me!" General Krush asks: "Do you think we should GO for it?!" Vipera says: "What other CHOICE do we have?! Kraky's penchant for creating things has practically hit a creative dead-end ever since we lost Circe! And if Emperor Diabolica really IS training under the Blood God, we'll need to do training of our own if we want to stand a chance against him! Very well, we're in! We'll help the Power Rangers stop the combined Queen Beryl and Abaddon!" Master Vile says: "Do whatever it takes! I am on my way to get to Core Earth as soon as I can! Hopefully, I'll get there BEFORE Radiguet and Emperor Diabolica does! Oh, and one more important thing to remember; absolutely, under NO circumstances, should you ENGAGE with Emperor Diabolica by yourselves! Any 'Fond memories' he might have had of any of you will be LONG gone by the time he gets back from the Chaos Realm! If Emperor Diabolica comes around in your neighborhood, get the HECK out of Dodge! A master of the Chaos Arts may just about be the most DANGEROUS kind of evil this universe has EVER seen!" General Krush says: "Understood. And don't worry about us. We'll hold the line for OUR Emperess! Emperor Diabolica would have to go THROUGH us, before he can get to HER!" Drako ruefully says: "That's what I'M afraid of!" Master Vile says: "Regardless, just do what you can! And I'll do the same! The Blood God has HIS plans, but we are NOT going to let HIS plans ruin ours! This universe is OURS for the taking! And if the Blood God thinks HE'S going to take it away from us, he's got another thing coming! We will show him the kind of power, that no amount of SKULLS could ever surmount; the power of wisdom and hands-on experience! And loyalty that can't be bought!" Kraky says: "Yes, sir! We'll get on it right away!" And the Crystal Ball fades to black! Master Vile says: "Well, looks like it's time for US to get on our way, to! Sakura; set our palace on a course for Core Earth as fast as LIGHTNING!!!!" Sakura says: "Sir, yes sir!" And Master Vile's palace leaves the cloaked darkness of his home world, and begins heading to Core Earth as fast as it can! Master Vile says: "Enjoy being USEFUL to us, while you CAN; Power Rangers! As soon as those OTHER threats are gone, you'll still have US to deal with it! And unlike my daughters, I will NEVER succumb to the weakness of 'Goodness'! I am evil, through and through! And should you SURVIVE Emperor Diabolica, I still plan on showing you nightmares BEYOND your imagination! Prepare yourselves for the wrath of Master VILE!!!!" / "Back To The 1980's Part V: Behind The Mayhem!" When the episode starts proper, words flash on the screen, and they say: "Mysterious Void, Unknown Location; January 1, 1983; 12:21 A.M." We see a big, blank, white void. A colorful, rainbow portal opens into the void, and Emperor Catton steps into it, still holding FireHawk hostage! FireHawk is FUTILELY trying to punch and kick at him, even though she's now BOUND up in restrictive energy chains! FireHawk screams: "Let GO of ME! Let go of me THIS VERY INSTANT!!!!" Emperor Catton rolls his eyes, and he says: "PUH-LEESE! If I had a DOLLAR for EVERY time some pathetic BLOCKHEAD told ME to let go of them, I'd be as RICH as Bill Gates in the year 2022! Besides, you've been PLAYING both sides of good and evil! Did you HONESTLY think you could DO that without BOTH sides taking it personally? You've got BLINDERS to the real world! But I've got YOUR attention NOW, DON'T I?!" FireHawk sarcastically asks: "What do you plan to do? KILL me?! One of the Zero Girls already DID that when they were brainwashed, and SPOILER alert; it didn't stick!" Emperor Catton laughs as if FireHawk just told a REALLY funny joke, and he says: "Ha, ha, HA!!!!" Than Empero Catton gets SERIOUS, and he says: "NO! Killing you would solve ALL of YOUR problems MUCH too easily, now wouldn't it? NO! USING you, is BETTER!!!!" FireHawk says: "Whatever you're PLANNING on having me do, it WON'T work! I'd RATHER kill MYSELF before I WILLINGLY do ANYTHING that doesn't align with MY personal goals!" Emperor Catton says: "Oh, I'm FULLY well AWARE of that! Which is WHY I'm going to make sure you are fully BRAINWASHED and under MY control before I TRY to do anything with you! I have a VERY loyal monster who's VERY good at doing 'The TOUGH jobs'!" FireHawk scoffs, and she says: "There's NOTHING you could possibly THROW at ME that I couldn't RESIST with MY mind! Not even the Blood God himself!" Emperor Catton asks: "Who said ANYTHING about the Blood God? I'm MERELY doing him a favor! Khorne THINKS that Emperor Diabolica will be a PERFECT vessel for him to conquer Core Earth and make it a LITERAL living Hell! But if I CONQUER it first, starting with the Nazi Realm, even HE wouldn't be able to match MY strength!" FireHawk says: "It's no WONDER than that Captain Retro wants YOU to gain control of the Nazi Realm, if that's YOUR ultimate end goal! Dr. Maniac makes YOU look downright SANE and reasonable!" Emperor Catton says: "Well, 'SANE' and 'Reasonable' are RELATIVE terms, aren't they?! And while I ADMIT that I consider myself sane and reasonable compared to Dr. Maniac, that STILL leaves a LOT of room in between the standards of the Power Rangers AND Dr. Maniac; DOESN'T it?! And I'll start by demonstrating with the power of a BAKU!!!!" FireHawk gasps, and she says: "A BAKU?! You mean the type that creates NIGHTMARES and gains energy from them?! They're just a MYTH!!!!" Emperor Catton says: "They're no mere MYTH, FireHawk, as YOU shall soon find out for yourself! Nightmare Tapir, I SUMMON you!!!!" And in what appears to be the center of the void, the blank sky suddenly turns purple and stormy; and a jet black Tapir with INHUMAN yellow eyes, and small, white wings descends down to the ground! With an errie, feminine voice, she says: "How may I serve my Emperor Catton?" Emperor Catton says: "Do you see the 'Woman' that I have here? Her name is FireHawk. I would LIKE her to help ME wipe out the Nazi Realm, so that I'll have no problem conquering it. But she needs a little...persuasion first!" Nightmare Tapir says: "I see. What would you have me do?" Emperor Catton says: "Do what you do best! Create a nightmare, find out WHAT she fears; than use it to CONTROL her from within! Remember; the better you MAKE the nightmare, the better you'll FEAST from it!" FireHawk scoffs, and she says: "You're wasting your TIME! If I'm NOT afraid of DYING, I'm NOT afraid of ANYTHING!!!!" Nightmare Tapir creepily says: "You WILL be, young FireHawk. You WILL be! Commence Nightmare Tapir GAZE!!!! Look DEEPLY into my eyes!!!!" And despite FireHawk doing her best to BRACE herself, a swirling, hypnotic motion begins to cause FireHawk's head to swirl, as Nightmare Tapir, summons the FORCE of the storm she descended from, and CHANNELS it into FireHawk's mind, causing the visual CONTENTS of FireHawk's mind to be viewed on display for Emperor Catton! Emperor Catton claps and he says: "Still on top of your game, I see! You KNOW I love to WATCH what YOU'RE seeing, and what you'll be EATING! I wonder what kind of HORRORS exist in FireHawk's mind?!" And while Nightmare Tapir stays focused and doesn't speak, Emperor Catton is surprised when the visual contents of FireHawk's mind suddenly display a TV screen, and the voice of Jim Forbes (or someone who sounds a LOT like him), suddenly starts speaking: "Today, on Behind The Mayhem..." Emperor Catton pauses the screen, and suddenly materializes popcorn and a large Diet Pepsi, and a comfy chair! Emperor Catton says: "WOW!!!! A FULL show?! FireHawk is definitely one of the more CREATIVE ones, I'll give her THAT! Still, I might as well see how this plays out." And Emperor Catton unpauses the action, and Jim Forbes' voice resumes saying: "This band was one of the most promising up and coming band of the 1980's. With the management of Seymour Stein, and the encouragement and production effort of Prince, Vanity 6 wrote great songs, had great guitar playing, and harmonic melodies! The band was so named, because it had six members. They went by the names Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, Rarity Diamond; and most importantly; Diane M. and Blaze the Nine-Tails! With Diane on lead vocals and Blaze on guitar and song-writing duties; they conquered the Billboard Top 100, by coming up with song ideas no one had ever really thought of before!" And a clip shows Diane M. singing a bit of a song (that in our time-line, was by a one hit wonder named Shannon; "Let The Music Play"), and Diane M. sings: "Let the music play, he won't get away. Just keep the groove and he'll come back to you." Jim Forbes says: "But eventually, the ego and hubris of Diane M. and Blaze the Nine-Tails, got to be TOO much for the other band members!" A HUMAN Twilight Sparkle says: "When we started the band, we agreed that it would be an even six way split! But when the money started pouring in, Diane M. and Blaze wanted the WHOLE shebang for themselves!" Jim Forbes says: "Now, find out how Diane M. and Blaze the Nine-Tails, with the help of Vanity 6 rose to the top of the charts, only to complicate their relationships with fame and the press, with Diane M. having a relationship with Prince, than with the King of Pop, Michael Jackson himself; while Blaze found unexpected success working with Motley Crue!" Blaze (Naruto) says: "Motley Crue NEVER expected their lead guitarist to DIE in a car crash, let alone ONE where the drummer of Def Leppard LOST an arm! They needed a NEW guy to replace him. So...I became the guy!" Jim Forbes says: "Find out how it all went down on today's, Behind The Mayhem!" And the original intro of "Behind The Music" (or at least, a suspiciously similar sound-alike to it), plays in the background as a parody of the original intro for "Behind The Music" plays, with the words "Vanity 6: Diane M. and Blaze the Nine-Tails" to the side of it. Emperor Catton says: "It's a SHAME FireHawk didn't stick around for Jeopardy with Alex Trebek! She probably could've netted $44,440 in five wins EASILY with THIS knowledge! Well, it looks like THIS one is going to TAKE a while!" / Meanwhile, the action shifts to Madison Square Garden, where words flash on the screen which say: "March 31, 1985; Wrestlemania I". / There is a huge crowd of people at the arena, to attend the huge wrestling event. Among them, is Diane Martin; and the human disguised Captain Retro, but Captain Retro looks positively DISGUSTED by the whole ordeal! Captain Retro says: "UGH!!!! Why do I have to attend some STUPID wrestling event?! I'd LITERALLY rather be waiting in LINE to buy tickets for Live Aid once they inevitably go on sale later this year!" Diane Martin rolls her eyes, and says: "Come on! Dash couldn't come with me, and I couldn't refund my OTHER ticket! You were the only other choice I could think of on such short notice. Besides, what's wrong with wrestling? And DON'T say, 'It's fake'!" Captain Retro says: "Oh, NO!!!! I know the ACTION isn't fake; that's not the problem! The problem is, all the fighting action that happens is pre-planned in advance! How could I POSSIBLY enjoy something when the outcome is already determined before it even starts?" Diane asks: "You mean like the battles you and YOUR...friends face?" Captain Retro says: "That's NOT even apples and oranges! In the first place, our enemies would NEVER agree to OUR outcome even if we COULD theoretically get them to a table or whatever! Second and most importantly, we HAVE to actually fight not FOR the enjoyment; but to save the day and the EARTH...LITERALLY!" Diane ruefully says: "Right. Those are TOTALLY two different things; what was I THINKING?!" Captain Retro says: "And while I could TELL that you were MOSTLY being sarcastic; I'd have to agree that, yes; those ARE two totally different things!" At that moment, the other Power Rangers suddenly exit out of a wormhole into the event! Captain Retro smiles, and he says: "Told you they'd be here; aren't you GLAD you bought those EXTRA seats?" Diane says: "You're LUCKY I can afford it! Your knowledge of the Stock Market has really paid off!" BlackHawk says: "Any development on the Radiguet threat or our other three missing Rangers?" Captain Retro gets VERY irritated and says: "Other than that IDIOT Naruto acting like the most blow-hearted IDIOT to ever grace the face of this Earth and ACTING like he's some NONE existant Deity's gift TO it; absolutely nothing!" Lettuce says: "Sounds like you're not at all happy with what Naruto's been doing in this time rift." Captain Retro says: "That is the UNDERSTATEMENT of the...I almost said 'Decade', but it's REALLY been more like AGES since he has acted in a way that feels tolerable!" Usagi scoffs, and she says: "I know what you mean! At first, I thought that Omnus made ME the new leader because he felt BAD about the way Krash'ir and I were made to hook up with each other; but now I truly BELIEVE he knew what he was doing!" Captain Retro says: "All I know is that Naruto is getting on my LAST nerves! If I have to hear HIS mediocre rendition of 'Never Gonna Give You Up' ONE more time; I think I'm going to PUKE!" Bonkers is confused, and says: "Uh, I'm still new here; but THAT song hasn't even been RELEASED yet...has it?" Captain Retro says: "That's just the problem. It SHOULDN'T be out for at LEAST another two years, and Naruto has already come out with it! He's NEEDLESSLY complicating my job for when I need to merge the time-lines together! You have NO idea how HARD it is to merge time-lines together!" A FAMILIAR, sinister, PSYCHOTIC voice says: "I think I have some idea!" Over the communicator, Alpha 8 says: "Oh, NO!!!! Psygorn is THERE?!!!" Captain Retro says: "Well, this IS the time when Dr. Maniac threatened Earth the FIRST time; that's one thing that even Emperor Catton's manipulations can't change!" BlackHawk says: "What do YOU want, Psygorn?! You certainly can't be here for a social call!" Psygorn says: "I'm doing NOTHING of the sort! I'm here to inform you that, from this moment forth; the world as you know it shall CEASE to exist! WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!" Captain Retro groans, and he says: "Oh, BOY!!!! If I had a nickel for EVERY time an ALTERNATE time-line villain of the 'Power Rangers' said THAT; I'd have...TWO nickels!!!!...Which, isn't a lot; but it's WEIRD that it's happened twice, right?" Psygorn says: "Spare me your 'Crystal visions' or whatever it is you call them! Dr. Maniac has a VAST amount of WICKEDNESS to bestow upon the universe; and he CAN'T very well do it when there's a YOUNG Vyram alien named Radiguet about...that could RUIN his plans!!!!" Captain Retro gasps, and he says: "NO!!!! You don't mean...?" Psygorn psychotically smiles, and he says: "That's right! Dr. Maniac's most PROFESSIONAL assassin, DEATHSTROKE; is on his WAY to MURDER the child RIGHT now! But there's MORE! I'm making this Wrestlemania into a Death Trap, and I will KILL all your PRECIOUS Power Rangers! Even YOU can't be in two places at once! Who do you CHOOSE; the Vyram who will one day become your BIGGEST threat, or the Power Rangers who will save the day? CHOOSE!!!!" Captain Retro says: "The Power Rangers are MORE than a match for anything YOU can throw at them! Sorry, Diane; I've got to jet! Duty calls! Bonkers, get all the civilians out of here and to safety! BlackHawk, you're in charge until I get back!" Diane groans, and she says: "UGH!!!! Things were SO much more fun when I COULD actually morph! You guys better make SURE you kick his BUTT for me!" Bonkers says: "And that goes double for me! EVERYBODY OUT!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!" And completely surprised by the sudden, booming voice, all of the civilians are led away by Bonkers and Diane out of the Wrestlemania to safety. Captain Retro says: "So much for the easy part; now for the main event." And Captain Retro sheds his human disguise, and resumes his canine identity. Lettuce asks: "Do you REALLY have to do this?" Captain Retro says: "You already KNOW what the answer is. Besides, I'm an Eltarian canine; I can't just turn my back on someone who actually NEEDS my help and legitimately deserves it!" StarHawk says: "Needs? Definitely! Deserves? I'd argue the merits...but I figure that's a rather moot point when it concerns you." Captain Retro says: "At least I don't have to watch any wrestling!" And Captain Retro jets out of there! Usagi says: "Come on guys, we're here to kick butt and chew bubble gum! And we're all out of bubble gum! It's MORPHIN' time!" / StarHawk says: “Power of Mercury! Water!!!!” / Lettuce says: “Power of Jupiter! Lightning!!!!” / Usagi says: “Cosmorpher! Sailor Moon! White Ranger Power!!!!” / BlackHawk says: “Power of the Sun! Gold!!!!” / The morphed Power Rangers strike their poses, until they hear AC/DC's "Back In Black" start playing in the background! StarHawk says: "Wait a minute! Did Captain Retro cue THAT up?!" BlackHawk asks: "How could he? He's already left!" Than suddenly, a strong; muscle-bound Black Power Ranger appears in the arena as AC/DC sings: "Back in black, I hit the sack! I've been too long, I'm glad to be back! Yes, I'm let loose from the noose that's kept me hanging about! I'm just looking at the sky, 'cause it's getting me high! Forget the hearse, 'cause I'll never die! I got nine lives, cat's eyes! Abusing every one of them and running wild! 'Cause I'm back, yes I'm back! Well, I'm back, yes I'm back! Well, I'm back, back! Well, I'm back in black! Yes, I'm back in black!" And the song cuts off right there as the Black Ranger seemingly looks at the other Rangers menacingly! BlackHawk says: "I don't know what it is ABOUT this Ranger, but the Aura surrounding that Ranger feels...familiar; somehow." StarHawk says: "I don't see HOW! Neither of us have ever MET this Ranger!" Psygorn chuckles, and he says: "Didn't I TELL you I was going to turn this Wrestlemania into a Death Trap? How do you like our new Champion?! You had NO idea what Dr. Maniac and I had to go through to brainwash THIS Bio Force Power Ranger to be our obedient SLAVE!!!!" Lettuce gasps, and he says: "That's RIGHT! The Bio Force Power Rangers were the ones who fought Dr. Maniac the FIRST time! But I don't REMEMBER any Black Ranger!" BlackHawk sighs, and says: "Didn't last too long in OUR timeline! Lasted only TWO missions before he was cruelly MURDERED by Dr. Maniac!" Psygorn's face sours, and he says: "Yes, and I already KNOW from FUTURE Dr. Maniac how much THAT ends up helping OUR cause! So, I thought; using him is...better! And you better BELIEVE that HE doesn't know the meaning of the word...'Mercy'!" Bonkers runs back in, and he says: "Too bad for you, I don't really know the meaning of THAT word, either! It's MORPHIN' time!" / Bonkers says: "Power of Earth! Air!" / And the Morphed Bonkers strikes a pose! Psygorn says: "Five against two? That's hardly FAIR...for YOU guys! MY warrior has beaten THOUSANDS of worthless PEONS more THREATENING for you!" BlackHawk says: "Thousands? Now I KNOW I feel like I should KNOW who this Ranger IS!" Psygorn says: "That knowledge is of very little USE to you guys! Because, as far as Dr. Maniac is concerned; you're ALL already--!!" (POW!!!!) And Psygorn never gets to finish his thought as a STRONG African-American has appeared in the ring! Bonkers says: "WOAH!!!! I didn't know NO Mr. T was at THIS event!" Mr. T says: "Let's make one thing clear, you little psycho! You want to mess with ME and MY friends? That's FINE!!!! But when you mess around with complete STRANGERS; that's when I get mad! It's time to fight FIRE with FIRE! Life Source...BIO FORCE!!!!" / And suddenly, in state of the art 1985 C.G.I. graphics, Mr. T. morphs into the Bio Force Green Ranger! / And as Mr. T strikes his morphin' pose, Usagi says: "WOAH!!!! I SO did NOT see that coming!" Psygorn says: "You think it's going to make any difference that YOU'RE joining the fight? You're CRAZY...even crazier than ME; if that's POSSIBLE!!!!" Mr. T says: "I'm only CRAZY about beating villains!" Psygorn says: "Mecha-Clones, ATTACK!!!!" And a group of Mecha-Clones suddenly appears to fight with the brainwashed Bio-Force Black Ranger! Mr. T says: "I'll take Psygorn! You handle the rest of the creeps!" Usagi says: "On it!" And as the Rangers begin fighting, StarHawk says: "Captain Retro is going to be SO jealous that he's missing THIS!" Lettuce sighs, and he says: "I think he already knows!" / The scenery changes to the STILL intact Devil's Tower, and words flash on the screen, and it says: "Still March 31, 1985". And the unmistakable image of what WILL become Radiguet's Vyram ship is CREEPILY decloaked from being invisible! Deathstroke menacingly says: "What PATHETIC alien defenses! Didn't even take me five minutes to make it visible! Only one thing remains; to MURDER Radiguet and ENSURE that Dr. Maniac is the most EVIL force in the universe...until I BETRAY him!!!!" Captain Retro says: "That's NOT going to happen!" Deathstroke looks at the anthropomorphic canine, and Deathstroke says: "I wasn't expecting there to be someone to protect Radiguet. Egos Satan is indisposed, and Empress Jooza won't be back for hours. No matter, I can handle a freak like you! But what's with the clothes? Are you green with envy at seeing a master assassin like ME at work?!" Captain Retro seriously says: "No, this is the way I usually LIKE to dress; so there's NO use in FLATTERING yourself...SLADE Wilson!!!!" Deathstroke evilly says: "How DARE you address me by my REAL name?! Maybe I should torture you FIRST?!!! And see how LONG it takes to BREAK you?!!!" Captain Retro scoffs, and says: "Yeah, why don't you DO that?! I bet Dr. Maniac is just WAITING to see you WRITHING in AGONY like the WORM you REALLY are!" Deathstroke says: "That DOES it! You're going to PAY for those words! YOU...YOU..." Captain Retro seriously says: "Call the REAL Teen Titans...so they can WATCH you DIE!!!!" And with an evil glare, Deathstroke unloads ALL his weaponry at Captain Retro, but Captain Retro merely THROWS up a force field, blocking every single attack that Deathstroke can unleash! Captain Retro says: "I am disappointed in Dr. Maniac's strategy...VERY disappointed. BLOCKING lethal attacks was practically the FIRST thing he saw me do! It didn't WORK against me on Planet Onyx; did he REALLY believe it would work against me now? I have traveled through time and space, I have seen The Beatles perform THREE times; I have witnessed phenomena so tiny and so short, they can scarcely say that they have occurred at all. But YOU...are JUST a man! The world's...DEADLIEST man, poses no more threat to me; than does its world's deadliest termite." Deathstroke says: "Fine! I don't NEED to deal with you! Radiguet is all I'm after!" Captain Retro says: "I'm NOT letting YOU near him!" Deathstroke says: "I don't NEED to! I have a Plan B!" And Deathstroke snaps his fingers, and Trigon suddenly emerges from the ground! Captain Retro says: "WHAT?!!! How could HE have not appeared in the Akhasic Records?!" Deathstroke says: "All part of Nurgle's master plan. He wants to spread disease, death, and pestilence, and Naruto was PERFECT for the job! Nurgle GIFTED Naruto with ALL the rock songs that he and Pinkie could EVER want or need, and by singing the songs THEY didn't write; they would POLLUTE the Akhasic Records in this Time Rift SO much, that even YOU wouldn't be able to decipher them! You are FINISHED!!!!" A young, Radiguet steps out of his alien spaceship, and he says: "Finished? I doubt that!" Deathstroke gazes in horror, and he says: "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!" Trigon says: "But he's just one--." Deathstroke says: "EVERYTHING!!!!" Trigon says: "But there won't be any--." Deathstroke yells: "EVERYTHING!!!!" And Trigon unleashes his COMPLETE array of lasers, flames, and lightning bolts at the young Radiguet, COMPLETELY engulfing him in smoke, for a SOLID four minutes! Captain Retro says: "That's enough." Deathstroke yells: "Keep GOING!!!!" Captain Retro seriously says: "That's ENOUGH!!!!" Deathstroke yells: "OBLITERATE every LAST molecule!!!!" Captain Retro yells: "THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!" And Trigon FINALLY stops, after having DRAINED all or his power! Almost sarcastically, Captain Retro says: "Do you think you KILLED him?!!!" But the smoke clears, and the young Radiguet appears unscathed, holding EVERY single thing that Trigon has fired at him in ONE hand! Deathstroke stammers, and he says: "He--he blocked every shot! HE BLOCKED EVERY SHOT!!!!" Radiguet says: "How disappointing...my turn!" And flicking only ONE finger, Radiguet fires back EVERYTHING that Trigon fired, completely obliterating Deathstroke and Trigon! Radiguet turns to Captain Retro, and Radiguet says: "And as for you, tell Dr. Maniac the NEXT time he wants to gamble; BET his own life! I'm NOT interested in DEALING with the likes of THEM!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Actually, I didn't COME with them! I...thought I was coming to protect you." Radiguet asks: "Me; why? You don't know anything about me!" Captain Retro says: "I know MORE than you think I do. I come from what YOU consider the future. It's 2179. The Earth has changed, but there's still more good than not." Radiguet scoffs, and says: "There's no such thing as good and evil! That's just a LIE made up by Steven Speilberg...et al, to sell more movie tickets!" Captain Retro says: "Radiguet, I know your parents have made a LOT of bad choices; but that doesn't mean that YOU have to!" Radiguet says: "I'm the SON of Egos Satan and Emperess Jooza! I HAVE no choice!" Captain Retro says: "You ALWAYS have a choice! Look at me! I KNOW what you can be capable of! I know the things you have done because of the things done to your race! But you know deep down that two wrongs...or any number of wrongs, don't make a right! That's why you didn't attack me just now, and I don't believe you want to; either." Radiguet says: "My father WANTS me to become the greatest evil in the universe; and I don't know if I can stop him." Captain Retro says: "There's no weakness in asking for help when you need it. Seeking help is a TRUE sign of strength!" Radiguet says: "Why would anyone help me?" Captain Retro says: "Because it's the right thing to do. And speaking from personal experience, it makes ME feel better!" Radiguet says: "Tell you what; there's this AWFUL musician named Blaze the Nine-Tails running about; mucking up the music industry with AWFUL songs! Take care of him, and I'll...owe you a favor, someday in the future." Captain Retro seriously says: "Consider it done! The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few...or the one! Sorry, Naruto. Regardless of the reasons; WE can't afford to keep you on the Power Rangers team anymore! I hope that SOMEDAY you'll understand...maybe!" And Captain Retro jets away! Young Radiguet says: "So...there goes a guy who might one day become my biggest threat. Still; it does bother me...why didn't he attack me? He KNOWS what I can be capable of, and he didn't lay a finger on me. Is what my father taught me about the Power Rangers all wrong? I need to find out the answer for myself...somehow." / The camera switches back to the Unknown Void, and words flash on the screen, and it says: "Unknown Location", January 1, 1983, 12:36 A.M." Emperor Catton is still watching Nightmare Tapir produce the visible Nightmare that FireHawk is experiencing. What sounds like Jim Cantore's voice says: "After Diane M. and Blaze the Ninetales got signed to Sire Records on December 31, 1979; the first thing that THEY decided to do was to get a band formed together!" Emperor Catton says: "Finally! Past the BORING early life stuff and to the good parts! Still, I am SURPRISED that FireHawk has lasted THIS long! She's tougher than I thought!" In the vision, Diane M. (the human disguised Pinkie Pie), says: "The people I wanted to perform in MY band, besides Blaze the Ninetales; I knew that they HAD to be TALENTED like me, pretty like ME, and could SING and PERFORM like ME!" The camera switches to someone who LOOKS like a human Rarity, and she says: "Trust me when I say that it IS a rarity to FIND someone else who LOOKS as good as me and can PERFORM like me! So imagine MY surprise when this person named Diane M. managed to find not only ME, but three other people as TALENTED as me!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Diane M. found four perfect women; Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash, to form the band that they called Vanity 6!" The camera switches to someone who LOOKS like a human Rainbow Dash, and she says: "It was REALLY all of our collective ideas to call the band Vanity 6. Yes, we ARE all vain to a degree; but there ARE six of us, one MORE than the Jackson FIVE! So we're ONE better!" The camera switches to someone who looks like a human Applejack, and she says: "Personally, I could've LIVED without some mediocre GUY playing guitar on OUR songs; but Diane M. said that HE was HER song writer, and that she and Blaze were a PACKAGE deal! We wanted her? We HAD to have him along for the ride!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "The band Vanity 6, got to rehearsing and recording; and on December 8, 1980; they released their debut album, 'Friendship Is Magic'." The human Twilight Sparkle says: "I LITERALLY can't think of a single time where ANYTHING significant EVER happened on a December 8; and nothing else DID happen on that day. That's why we chose that day to drop our first album!" Vanity 6 are then heard singing: "Making love until the dawn, making love to Cherry Bomb! Erotic city, come alive!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Ironically, Vanity 6 scored their first hit single thanks NOT to Blaze; but to Prince!" Diane M. says: "The thing about Prince, is that he is a LOT shorter in real life; but he DOES know how to REALLY get around...IF you know what I mean! He was CAPTIVATED by my beauty, and quite frankly; who could BLAME him! He REALLY wanted to make out with ME! And I said, 'Okay, you CAN do that! But you got to let MY band sing a song that YOU wrote the way that WE want to!' And he was like, 'Really? Well...OKAY, if you HAVE to'!" Applejack says: "Confidentially speaking; a lot of the songs that Blaze gave us; 'Fake Friends', 'We Belong', 'She-Bop', and 'Wind Beneath My Wings', they probably COULD'VE been hit songs...if ANYBODY BESIDES Blaze had been producing THOSE songs!" Blaze (the disguised Naruto) says: "People are just JEALOUS of my hard-earned, superior writing talent and swagger! They can't STAND to see someone SO much better than them; so they purposefully DON'T play MY songs on purpose, in order to artificially KEEP the sales of OUR albums DOWN!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "While Blaze's songs weren't selling the way HE wanted them to, Vanity 6 performed BETTER as a live band with their eclectic performances and great fashion! On June 5, 1981; the band released their surprisingly improved sequel album; 'Discord'." Twilight Sparkle says: "I'm sure SOMETHING else significant probably CAN happen on a June 5...but it will probably TAKE a while before THAT comes to fruition!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "This time, the band had an even bigger hit song with a cover of the Prince song; 'When You Were Mine'." Diane M. sings: "When you were mine, I gave you all of my money! Time after time, you done me wrong!" Applejack says: "Everyone thought we were CRAZY to take ANOTHER Prince song...and not even CHANGE the lyrics! But Diane is like, 'This is PERFECT! We'll completely CHANGE the meaning of the song by keeping the lyrics the same, but making it US singing it!" All of Vanity 6 sings: "I know (I know) that you're going with another guy. I don't care (don't care) 'cause I love you baby; that's no lie! I love you more than I did when YOU were mine!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "The song became an anthem for the G.L.B.T.Q. Community, as they began demanding proper respect and recognition; especially as a THREATENING new menace began to arise among the community." Dash Drew says: "This unknown Virus...started striking down all of my friends! It was devastating!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "The Virus was soon given a name; H.I.V., which developed into A.I.D.S., and the virus soon made some of the members of Vanity 6 start to panic!" Rarity says: "I thought, 'If OUR band gets associated with the G.L.B.T.Q. community, which now has this virus spreading among them; it could SERIOUSLY jepordize our future sales with EVERYONE else!' So it told Diane; 'Diane, you have GOT to stop messing around with loose men as SOON as possible'!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "But for Diane M., she already had her sights set on an even BIGGER singer; Michael Jackson!" Diane says: "I was drawn to Michael, because of how similar we were. We both lived very sheltered lives; we didn't HAVE much of a childhood, and we were BOTH very famous!" Twilight Sparkle says: "I personally thought the idea was BRILLIANT! If Diane was SUCCESSFUL in hooking up with Michael Jackson; our albums would sell SO much better!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "And the world soon got a taste of the kind of collaboration that could bring, when Vanity 6 got to sing back-up on a Michael Jackson 'Thriller' song; 'P.Y.T., Pretty Young Thing'." Vanity 6's vocals are mixed in with Michael Jackson's original vocals as they sing: "Where did you come from, lady? And ooh, won't you take me there? Right away, won't you, baby? Tender only, you've got to be. Spark my nature, sugar; fly with me. Don't you know now is the perfect time? We can make it right, hit the city lights! Then tonight, ease the loving pain. Let me take you to the max! I want to love you (P.Y.T.) Pretty young thing! You need some loving (T.L.C.) Tender lovin' care! And I'll take you there, girl, ooh-oh! I want to love you (P.Y.T.)! Pretty young thing! You need some loving (T.L.C.) Tender lovin' care! And I'll take you there! (Anywhere you want to go.) Yes, I will, ooh!" Diane says: "Everyone thought that Michael Jackson, could never HAVE a healthy human relationship! He was...too famous! Too introverted, too...alien! Everyone THOUGHT he was actually gay; but that is ABSOLUTELY not true! That's just it's own conspiracy theory that somehow manages to generate it's own anti-theory! It's kind of a vicious circle, to be perfectly honest!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Bolstered by the success of a single, Vanity 6 decided to drop their third album, 'Alicorn', on the same day as the release of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' album; only to receive an unpleasant surprise from a VERY big hit single!" Michael Jackson sings: "She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene. I said, 'Don't mind, but what do you mean; I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round?' She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round. She told me her name was Billie Jean as she caused a scene. Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one who will dance on the floor in the round. People always told me, 'Be careful of what you do. And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.' And mother always told me, 'A-be careful of who you love, and be careful of what you do, 'cause the lie becomes the truth.' But Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son! She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son!" Applejack says: "When I first heard that song; my first reaction was; 'Diane, what the HELL did you do with him'?!!!" Diane says: "I HAD to sleep with HIM!!!! HELLO!!!! If either of us were GOING to LOSE our viriginity, it HAD to be with each other! Think of the family we could have had! And I was so SURE that we were going to be successful, I spread the word in...MAYBE a tabloid newspaper or a thousand!" Twilight Sparkle says: "I HAD to do something to minimize the damage! If we were going to SALVAGE our third album, we needed to release the STRONGEST song off of it that we could as a single!" Vanity 6 sings: "When you were down they were never there. When you're all alone, you really get to learn. If you get back up, they gonna come around. All the sycophants, they love to make romance to the ugly sound of 'em tellin you, what you wanna hear; and you pretend. Cuz' they all agree, you're supposed to have a better life. But you're feelin worse; and they build you up, 'til you fool yourself that you're something else. And its like a curse, 'cause you can't live up to what they made of you. And they tell you that you're losin friends. Losin' friends, losin' friends. Ya got nothin to lose; ya don't lose when you lose fake friends!" Blaze says: "They TOTALLY mininterpreted the meaning of that song; I wrote it to be SARCASTIC, because...who wouldn't WANT to be my friend! They sung it completely genuine...especially LIVE in concert; as if they didn't WANT to have people telling them what they WANTED to hear! Who would DO that?!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "While 'Alicorn' couldn't dethrone 'Thriller', it did give Vanity 6 a much needed hit single with 'Fake Friends'." Diane says: "I was personally proud of the work we did on that album; and I thought it was actually kind of FLATTERING that Michael Jackson wrote a song that was COMPLETELY about ME!!!!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "But the cracks were starting to form in Vanity 6." Applejack says: "The other girls and I came to an agreement. We absolutely could NOT allow to have Blaze produce anymore of our albums; we'd NEVER see a number one hit if we did!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "So shortly after a failed concert gig on January 1, 1983; four members of Vanity 6 voted to personally bar Blaze from the Producer's chair!" Twilight Sparkle says: "I found a WONDRFUL guy named Spike; totally interested in ME, totally LOVED me! He said HE could be the producer!" A guy who looks like a HUMAN version of the dragon Spike, says: "Twilight Sparkle was absolutely amazing! I knew I HAD to get into a profession where I could be close to her; and being a record producer was the first thing that crossed my mind! I just didn't expect for her to come knocking so soon!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "With a new producer in place, Blaze waw officially BARRED from the producer's chair!" Blaze says: "The absolute NERVE; to bar ME from the producer's chair! And they thought I would be OKAY to just keep PLAYING guitar for them after all the SONGS I had given them?! ABSOLUTELY not! I was like; 'Just WAIT until I get hired by ANOTHER band like Motley Crue! They'll show me the respect I want'!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "But Motley Crue WASN'T biting!" Blaze says: "They heard the songs I had in mind for them; 'Enter Sandman', 'Never Gonna Give You Up', 'Cherry Pie', 'Unskinny Bop', and they were like; 'How amusing...we're not interested'!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Rejected, but FAR from defeated; Blaze had no choice but to continue being a guitar player for Vanity 6." Blaze says: "I DROPPED 'Never Gonna Give You Up' as a single for the sound re-release of 'Metropolis'; it was honestly given the Golden Raspberry for WORST Original Song to be released in a film! I don't CARE if it's an award! I am NOT desperate enough to accept an award for the worst ANYTHING! So...I HAD to stay as a guitar player for Vanity 6!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Coming up, find out how Vanity 6 began to fall apart; and how Diane M. and Blaze struck out for solo careers!" Applejack says: "It just got to the point where...neither of the REST of the girls INCLUDING myself, could DEAL with Diane's behavior anymore!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "And find out how Blaze finally got recognition for his writing skills!" Motley Crue sings: "I'm on my way, I'm on my way; Home sweet home. Tonight, tonight; I'm on my way, I'm on my way; Home sweet home!" Blaze says: "FINALLY! A number one hit song and some validation! Was THAT too much to ask?!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "When 'Behind The Mayhem' continues." Emperor Catton pauses the action, and he says: "Thirty minutes and STILL resisting?! What is that girl MADE of?!" Nightmare Tapir says: "Her brain signatures are all over the place! I don't know WHAT this girl is SUPPOSED to fear; but I can't lock it down!" Emperor Catton says: "Well, I've HAD enough disappointments for ONE night! I'm going to sleep! Wake me up if there are any new developments!" Nightmare Tapir sighs, and says: "Yes, sire!" Emperor Catton conjures himself up a private bedroom with a bed, and plops down in it. Emperor Catton says: "FireHawk, you're MORE trouble than you're WORTH; I'll give you THAT much! But you can't hold OUT forever! When I'm through with you; I'll make what Prince Gasket TRIED to do to Tommy Oliver look like child's play! Enjoy resisting while you can, FireHawk! You WILL be MINE!" / The action switches back to the Wrestlemania event, as the Power Rangers make short work of the Mecha-Clones! Usagi says: "Down to just the champion now!" Mr. T says: "You're outnumbered and outclassed! Why don't YOU just GIVE up?!!!" Psygorn psychotically says: "Give up? GIVE UP?!!! You don't know PSYGORN!!!!" Bonkers says: "I think you should RESPECT that guy! I think he KNOWS what he's TALKING about!" Psygorn says: "I respect NO one! Especially not no LOUSY TOON!!!!" And an ANVIL unexpetedly falls and CRUSHES him into pieces! Bonkers says: "Funny; didn't HURT like a TOON!!!!" Lettuce says: "Brilliant!" Than Meison appears in the ring, and he says: "Oh, dear. Look at what you've DONE to Psygorn!" StarHawk says: "Back off, or YOU'LL be next!" Meison says: "I'm not here to fight; I'm here to collect what's rightfully Dr. Maniac's property! Yes, you've KILLED the organic being that WAS Psygorn; but Dr. Maniac can restore his BRAIN into a cybernetic body as NEO Psygorn...new and improved, you might say! I'd BOTHER to explain it in better detail, but you WON'T live long enough to kill! The Black Bio Force Ranger will take care of YOU soon enough!!!!" Meison raises his wand, and the pieces of Psygorn's body gets put into a magic box. Meison says: "You're coming with ME, Psygorn!" Mr. T says: "You're not going anywhere!" And Mr. T TRIES to punch Meison, but Psygorn warps away before the punch can connect! Usagi says: "Man, I HATE it when a villain makes a 'Villain, Exit Stage Left'!" The Black Bio Force Ranger brandishes a black sword, and BlackHawk says: "We've got BIGGER problems to worry about! Mr. T, talk to him!" Mr. T. asks: "How? None of US know that guy's identity!" Bonkers says: "Well THAT'S maddeningly UNHELPFUL!" BlackHawk says: "That SWORD looks familiar! I know I've DEFINITELY seen it before! But...how could HE have THAT sword? It hasn't been around for AGES!!!!" Lettuce asks: "What are you TALKING about?!" BlackHawk says: "I think that guy IS..." But before BlackHawk can FINISH his thought, Captain Retro jets in HOLDING Naruto STILL disguised as Blaze the Nine-Tales and KICKS the Black Bio Force Ranger to the corner! Mr. T says: "WOAH!!!! And I thought that I made dynamic entrances!!!!" Usagi says: "I thought that it wasn't TIME for Naruto to come back into the fold, yet." Captain Retro seriously says: "And it never WILL be, I'm afraid! Blaze, tell them the TRUTH!!!!" Blaze scoffs, and says: "Get OUT!!!! I don't have to tell ANYTHING to YOU!!!!" Captain Retro groans, and says: "FINE!!!! I'll do it MYSELF!!!! Apparently, Nurgle made a DEAL with Naruto! He'd GIVE Naruto a LIST of songs with lyrics and music that he could pass off as his own; all in some convoluted attempt to spread disease, pestilence, and fear, and POLLUTE the Akhasic Records! I didn't see TRIGON in them because of that! You're just LUCKY that Radiguet is ALREADY stronger than HIM!!!!" Usagi gasps, and she says: "Naruto! Is it TRUE?!!!" Blaze stammers, and he says: "Depends on how you...I mean, there ARE other ways to..." But Usagi gazes at Naruto with big, Anime puppy dog eyes, and Blaze finally DROPS the act, and as Naruto says: "It's true." Lettuce gasps, and he says: "Naruto; how could you DO that?!" Naruto says: "Nurgle told me HIMSELF I was going to be going into a Time Rift! None of the changes that WE were going to make would MATTER here! And he told me if I ACTED like I was brainwashed, none of YOU would know the DIFFERENCE; because none of you BOTHER to act like I'm even AROUND anymore!" Captain Retro angrily says: "That's because you don't ACT like you're even PART of this TEAM!!!! Your ACTIONS have CONSEQUENCES!!!! Your BEHAVIOR has consequences! Here, I've been taking the LONG crawl; trying to make SURE that Radiguet isn't KILLED in this time-line; and YOU'VE been off living...La Vida Loca--!" Naruto gasps, and says: "Who told you that was one of the songs that I HAVE?!!!" Captain Retro seriously says: "You did...FATHEAD!!!! Do you REALIZE how CLOSE Radiguet could have COME to BEING killed with the Akhasic Records being as polluted as they are in THIS Time Rift?! You could've JEPORDIZED all of your FRIENDS existence!" Naruto yells: "How COULD I?!!! This is a TIME RIFT!!!! Nothing that happens in it MATTERS!!!! Who CARES about ANYONE here?!!!" Captain Retro seriously says: "I care. I CARE!!!! I care about Diane Martin, I care about how Pinkie Pie has OBLIVIOUSLY been helping YOU with Nurgle's plan! I CARE about how you LIED to us and pretended to be BRAINWASHED! But WORST of all, I care about your LOUSY attitude! You being stupid?! That was OKAY!!!! You being ignorant?! That was FINE!!!! But being THAT arrogant in COMBINATION with those two qualities?! That's where it crosses the LINE!!!!" Naruto seriously says: "Are YOU threatening me?! Maybe YOU'VE forgotten, but I have the Kitsune--!" But Naruto NEVER gets to finish his thought, as the Kitsune spirit within his body suddenly FLARES up, and STRIPS away all of HIS morphing power, before zooming OVER to the Black Bio Force Ranger, and FORCING him to de-morph, revealing him to BE... A Gray Aardvark suddenly gets up off the ground, and with a voice sounding like George C. Scott, he says: "How did Cerebus get himself here?!" BlackHawk says: "I KNEW it!!!!" Bonkers says: "Is that another toon?" Captain Retro says: "It's...complicated." Cerebus says: "Cerebus knows you. You were the Green Stranger who appeared to me." StarHawk says: "You actually MET with Cerebus?" Captain Retro says: "Kind of. Part of my vision quest I had to undertake with the Magi-Mother. I was thrust into the distant past WITHOUT most of my memories, and I had to help out THAT guy finish some missions of his! I only remember SOME of them, because I was mostly focused on mastering my skills and powers in order to get my OWN memory of everything back! It wasn't easy!" Lettuce says: "But that STILL doesn't explain how Cerebus got to be here." Cerebus says: "Cerebus remembers that Cerebus was about to propose to Jaka; until this magician showed up, whisked Cerebus to...wherever HERE is, and brainwashed Cerebus to fight like CRAZY! Well...crazier than USUAL!" Naruto says: "Does this guy ALWAYS talk in the third person?!" Captain Retro says: "That matters very LITTLE to YOU!!!! He's the NEW Red Ranger!" Naruto screams: "The WHAT?!!!" And red light envelops Cerebus! / Cerebus says: "Power of Mars! Fire!!!!" / And Cerebus morphs into the Red Ranger, and suddenly the Kitsune Battlizer armor shines on him! Naruto hollowly says: "Et tu, Kitsune? Et tu?" Captain Retro says: "Even your own KITSUNE, doesn't want to BE with YOU anymore! I think that given the circumstances, we've been EXTREMELY patient with you up until now! But we've had ALL we can stand; and we CAN'T stand no more!" Naruto stammers, and he says: "Wh...what are you saying?!" Captain Retro says: "You're fired, Naruto." Naruto says: "WHAT?!" Captain Retro more strongly says: "You're FIRED, Naruto!!!!" Naruto yells: "After EVERYTHING I've done for this team; you're JUST--!" Captain Retro yells: "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Naurto just stares in dead silence, and with tranquil fury, Captain Retro says: "You're fired!" Naruto fumes, and he bitterly says: "FINE!!!! I was SICK of being a Power Ranger ANYWAYS! Being FAMOUS is much more fun!" Captain Retro says: "About that; enjoy yourself while you can, it's LATER than you think! Now that Cerebus is the Red Ranger, the Akhasic Records in this time rift have already cleared up. Now, I COULD reveal the future to you; but YOU wouldn't pay attention or care anyways! Just know that when I merge the time-lines, I can't GUARANTEE you're going to become someone you like! Oh, and enjoy being MARRIED to Courtney Love; it won't LAST as long as you WANT?!!!" Naruto yells: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED to MEAN?!!!" BlackHawk mockingly says: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!!" Than more seriously, BlackHawk says: "Seriously, THAT'S what YOU sound like! Do you even LISTEN to yourself when you TALK?!" Than suddenly, a wormhole opens up behind the Morphed Rangers! Captain Retro says: "That's your cue to leave." Cerebus says: "Cerebus still isn't completely sure what is going on here; but Cerebus is SURE that you guys NEED Cerebus' help!" Naruto asks: "You're replacing ME with THAT aardvark?!" StarHawk says: "STILL a better Power Ranger than Justin!" Mr. T says: "I don't even know who THAT is, and I'm STILL sure you're right!" Captain Retro says: "I think HE was actually just BORN not too long ago, but that's not important right at the moment." Usagi asks: "Are you coming with us THIS time, Captain Retro?" Captain Retro says: "I wish I could, but the Akhasic Records say I still got to wait three more years before I can merge the time-lines." Bonkers says: "Well, we'll see YOU soon! I sure wish YOU could say the same!" And the Morphed Rangers enter into the wormhole. Captain Retro says: "I sure hope Diane's been entertaining herself. The Game Boy WON'T be released for about another four years!" Naruto asks: "Are you REALLY just going to LEAVE me here?!" Captain Retro says: "I TOLD you that your ACTIONS have consequences! It's not MY fault you didn't listen! But you MADE your bed; now you have to LIE in it! I hope you're happy with the life YOU'VE chosen...I'm certainly not!" Naruto yells: "Like I CARE what YOU think!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Tell it to someone who cares...and SPOILER alert, it's NOT me!" And Captain Retro jets out of there! / Meanwhile, the camera opens up on the Mysterious Void, and words flash on the screen, and it says: "Unknown location; August 27, 1985, 4:34 P.M.". Emperor Catton finally wakes up and sees Nightmare Tapir STILL at work! Nightmare Tapir says: "It's about TIME you woke up! It's been over TWO years! Something AMAZING just happened!" Emperor Catton says: "Two years?! When I take a cat nap, I REALLY take a cat nap! Did FireHawk finally BREAK?!" Nightmare Tapir says: "Not yet, still making progress! But I found out something! Captain Retro has JUST been born! But...there's something unusual...he's...not appearing on any Xanatos Speed Chess Displays! It's almost like he's--!" Emperor Catton gasps, and says: "An anomaly, like ME?!!! I didn't think it was possible!" Nightmare Tapir asks: "What do you mean?" Emperor Catton says: "I'm a force of evil that SHOULDN'T exist...but does! And he's a force of good! And if he DOESN'T appear on any Xanatos Speed Chess Displays...than HE'S an anomaly, to!" Nightmare Tapir asks: "What does THAT mean?!" Emperor Catton says: "It means that when Captain Retro merges the time-lines together; he plans to TRAP me in the Nazi Realm so that the other Power Rangers can find me whatever I do! UGH!!!! Even if my plans to get out of this Time Loop trap succeed, I'll just be trading one prison for another! No matter; I'll get out of here, than I'll work on the Nazi Realm! They can't keep ME caged up like an animal! Mark my words, when FireHawk is by my side; I'll make short work of the Nazi's! Then; then the rest of THAT world, and the REAL world...it WILL all be mine! Dr. Maniac will NOT thwart my goals a second time! I'll make SURE of THAT!!!!" To Be Continued...

I only want to see you dancing in the (violet) rain!

Doesn't get much more blue than this.

It's been ENTIRELY too long! Long episode ahead, so I'll just get right into it. / (Cold Open) The episode opens up on Master Vile Planet One, M.V.P.1 for short; Master Vile and Professor Bias are working over a hot cauldron, adding in various dark, magical spells and ingredients into a DARK concoction! Words flash on the screen, and they say: "Master Vile Planet One, Master Vile's Flying Palace; April 1, 2179; 5:00 P.M." Professor Bias groans in frustration, and he says: "UGH!!!! It's been almost a whole YEAR since we first started WORKING on our Anti-Life equation, and I feel that we STILL aren't anywhere CLOSER to getting to our goal than we were when we STARTED!" Master Vile says: "Well, no one ever SAID destroying the Power Rangers would be EASY! I ought to know! I've been 'Taught by experience'! Besides, this NEW concoction of ours is GUARANTEED to seal the deal!" Professor Bias says: "THAT'S what you said about our LAST 665 failed attempts! And it took my hair FOREVER to grow back from the LAST one!" Master Vile says: "Oh, be quiet and stir the cauldron while I add in the FINAL ingredient! It takes a VERY steady hand--." But at THAT very moment, from across time and the near VACUUM of space, Master Vile fumbles his final ingredient when he hears a YOUNG Dr. Rick Sanchez yell: "And how DARE YOU INTRUDE ON A VERY PRIVATE DINNER?!!!" And either from too MUCH of the last ingredient being added, it being added too FAST, or a combination of the TWO factors, causes the mixture to EXPLODE, and it BURNS off Professor Bias' lab coat as a result!!!! (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!) After the smoke clears, Master Vile coughs and he says: "That little TWERP of YOURS!!!! He made us mess up on PURPOSE!!!!" Professor Bias says: "Come on! How was THAT even MY fault?! Even I could NEVER control what Dr. Rick Sanchez; now known as Dr. Maniac does, you KNOW that!" Master Vile bitterly says: "Gee, I wonder where he got THAT from! It couldn't have POSSIBLY been from his FATHER, such a SHINING role model he was!" Professor Bias angrily says: "How DARE you talk about ME in that matter! Is it MY fault that Dr. Maniac didn't recognize his REAL father!?" Master Vile smiles sinisterly, and he says: "So, my suspicions WERE correct! Well, it's no WONDER why Dr. Maniac HATES other humans so much! You gave up your ONLY son to some macho-headed MEAT-bag, and let him think HE was Dr. Maniac's father, only for Dr. Maniac to eventually find his way back to you many years later; only for him to wind up HATING you as well! Tell me, did he EVER find out YOU were his father, or did you let him THINK you were JUST another somewhat ordinary human that couldn't be TRUSTED?!" Professor Bias ruefully says: "What does any of THAT matter?! And how does THAT information help YOU in the slightest?!" Master Vile says: "It tells me where Dr. Maniac gets his INSANE plans from, and his overwhelming desire to be BETTER than you at EVERYTHING! Surely you've NOTICED just HOW insane and unhinged Dr. Maniac has become BECAUSE of ALL the times you belittled him and undermined his own confidence in himself! And because of such DISHONESTY, Dr. Maniac has now rather realistically, grown completely DISTRUSTFUL of ALL humans; which is why he has forsaken BEING a human and WANTS to turn EVERYONE on Core Earth INTO a robot, rendering YOUR plan for finding the Anti-Life Equation UTTERLY useless!" Professor Bias nervously says: "W-wait! The Anti-Life Equation is within OUR grasp! I know it! Besides, think of how USEFUL it could be in WEEDING out all the WORTHLESS life in the universe!" Master Vile says: "Worthless it may be, but you FORGET one important thing; what GOOD is ruling over a universe if there ARE no 'Worthless lives' to RULE over? And what HAPPENS when YOU fall under your OWN original position?! Are you willing to live UP to your own example?!" Professor Bias sputters, and he says: "Are you talking about spilling MY blood?! You wouldn't DARE! The Alliance of Evil started by Dark Specter would descend upon you for such a TRAITEROUS act!" Master Vile says: "By MY calculations, I am NOW the OLDEST; and by extension, most RUTHLESS member WITHIN the Alliance of Evil! And if anyone DOES come after me, my female Katana Rangers will be more than able to handle the likes of them! And one more thing, if there's one thing I hate MORE than losing to the Power Rangers, it's people who DELIBERATELY waste my precious time! Well, no more Mr. NICE Demon!!!!" And before Professor Bias can even REACT, Master Vile BLASTS him with a POWERFUL lightning bolt, and disintergrates him into nothingness! Master Vile chuckles and he says: "That felt GREAT!!!!" Than, at THAT moment, Master Vile feels RUMBLING from far away! Master Vile asks: "What is that?! Crystal ball, show me the source of that ENERGY rumbling!" And Master Vile shows the inside of Queen Metallia's machine, and Queen Beryl and Abaddon COMBINING themselves into one SINGULAR, super-powerful being! Master Vile says: "Abaddon has used the forbidden art of Chaos FUSION?!!! What in the world could he hope to possibly GAIN by such an act?! Is he TRYING to incur the wrath of the Blood God himself?! GRRR; I don't like the Power Rangers as FAR as I could throw them, but if they have to deal with the likes of such dark arts, then Core Earth could be conquered before I have a chance to conquer it! I failed to conquer THAT planet ONCE; I'm NOT going to fail again!" The Pink Katana Ranger says: "But even if you were to go all out in terms of speed, this Flying Palace would NEVER be able to get to Core Earth to intervene in the battle!" Master Vile says: "Very true, Sakura. But that doesn't mean we can't still go there! After all, I've already KILLED the Father, so Dr. Maniac himself shouldn't be too much of a problem! Besides, I have a feeling that we have some ALLIES in that area who have agendas of their own! Agendas, which will now fit into MY agenda! Crystal ball, contact Emperess Vipera at once!!!!" And the Crystal Ball swirls, and brings up Vipera's ship! Vipera answers, and she says: "Master Vile! It's been a while since we've last heard from you! To what do we owe the pleasure?" Master Vile says: "I'm afraid I haven't come to chat! I'm in need of a favor! Did you feel that energy rumbling from Core Earth just a little while ago?" Drako says: "Kind of hard NOT too; we're not THAT far away from Core Earth ourselves!" Master Vile says: "Good, than YOU will be able to do me a favor that will be beneficial to ALL of us!" General Krush says: "What KIND of a favor?" Master Vile says: "OOH, a NEW minion! Certainly looks a lot stronger than Circe!" Kraky says: "Still doesn't stop ME from missing her!" Master Vile says: "In any case, that ENERGY was produced by Queen Beryl and Abaddon combining themselves into one being, using the DARK arts of Chaos Fusion!" Vipera gasps, and she says: "Chaos Fusion?! I've always suspected that such a power was possible, Emperor Diabolica DREAMED of finding it for himself, but we could never find the source of such a dark spell!" Master Vile says: "It's a very POWERFUL spell, but with one GREAT drawback! Should you FAIL to achieve your goal; no doubt Queen Beryl's is to get REVENGE against Queen Galaxia and the Power Rangers, the combined souls will be RIPPED apart, and devoured by the Blood God AND his most faithful servant!" General Krush says: "Khorne HAS no faithful servants, that's why I LEFT!" Master Vile says: "He has ONE; a very secret one, one he has been training in secret!" Drako says: "Who would be able to ENDURE such harsh, sadistic training? Even Radiguet HATED the Blood God for what he and Sla'neesh DID to him!" Master Vile says: "It's someone you KNOW very well! Emperor Diabolica IS still alive, and he's the one who is TRAINING with the Blood God, even as we speak!" Vipera asks: "He's training WITH the Blood God? No one has EVER fully completed training with the Blood God, not since Dark Specter last did it over 10,000 years ago; and he was fully COMMITTED to the greater CAUSE of evil! Emperor Diabolica can't POSSIBLY complete training with the Blood God; not without LOSING his mind!" Master Vile says: "You're quite right. By MY calculations, Emperor Diabolica has ALREADY lost at least half of his mind training under the Blood God! Even if Radiguet IS able to somehow incapacitate the Blood God like he did T'zeen'tch, the damage would already be done. Emperor Diabolica would be little more than an extension of the Blood God, and as such; would work towards making Core Earth a LITERAL living HELL; one that even the likes of US would not be able to LIVE in!" Baphomet asks: "But, what can WE do to stop it?!" Master Vile says: "First off, we STILL have time to prepare for his arrival! Emperor Diabolica will not rest until he has learned everything he can from the Blood God! In that time, WE must do what we can, to stop WHATEVER Queen Galaxia and Dr. Maniac can throw at the Power Rangers?!" Kraky says: "Are you actually SUGGESTING we help the Power Rangers?!" Master Vile says: "As much as I hate to admit it, they are our best CHANCE of preventing Core Earth from being conquered before WE can conquer it; especially now that Professor Bias has been...PERMANENTLY deceased!" Drako asks: "You killed Professor Bias? Why?" Master Vile says: "He wanted to kill off too MUCH of the universe; I.E.: ALL of it! He wanted the Anti-Life Equation, so; I gave him a PERSONAL full taste of it! Now, those Power Rangers shall act as our ultimate insurance policy! Besides, I know there's that CONTINENT; Neo-Austrailia-Asia that you've been DYING to get your hands on, Vipera! It's all yours SHOULD you cooperate with me!" General Krush asks: "Do you think we should GO for it?!" Vipera says: "What other CHOICE do we have?! Kraky's penchant for creating things has practically hit a creative dead-end ever since we lost Circe! And if Emperor Diabolica really IS training under the Blood God, we'll need to do training of our own if we want to stand a chance against him! Very well, we're in! We'll help the Power Rangers stop the combined Queen Beryl and Abaddon!" Master Vile says: "Do whatever it takes! I am on my way to get to Core Earth as soon as I can! Hopefully, I'll get there BEFORE Radiguet and Emperor Diabolica does! Oh, and one more important thing to remember; absolutely, under NO circumstances, should you ENGAGE with Emperor Diabolica by yourselves! Any 'Fond memories' he might have had of any of you will be LONG gone by the time he gets back from the Chaos Realm! If Emperor Diabolica comes around in your neighborhood, get the HECK out of Dodge! A master of the Chaos Arts may just about be the most DANGEROUS kind of evil this universe has EVER seen!" General Krush says: "Understood. And don't worry about us. We'll hold the line for OUR Emperess! Emperor Diabolica would have to go THROUGH us, before he can get to HER!" Drako ruefully says: "That's what I'M afraid of!" Master Vile says: "Regardless, just do what you can! And I'll do the same! The Blood God has HIS plans, but we are NOT going to let HIS plans ruin ours! This universe is OURS for the taking! And if the Blood God thinks HE'S going to take it away from us, he's got another thing coming! We will show him the kind of power, that no amount of SKULLS could ever surmount; the power of wisdom and hands-on experience! And loyalty that can't be bought!" Kraky says: "Yes, sir! We'll get on it right away!" And the Crystal Ball fades to black! Master Vile says: "Well, looks like it's time for US to get on our way, to! Sakura; set our palace on a course for Core Earth as fast as LIGHTNING!!!!" Sakura says: "Sir, yes sir!" And Master Vile's palace leaves the cloaked darkness of his home world, and begins heading to Core Earth as fast as it can! Master Vile says: "Enjoy being USEFUL to us, while you CAN; Power Rangers! As soon as those OTHER threats are gone, you'll still have US to deal with it! And unlike my daughters, I will NEVER succumb to the weakness of 'Goodness'! I am evil, through and through! And should you SURVIVE Emperor Diabolica, I still plan on showing you nightmares BEYOND your imagination! Prepare yourselves for the wrath of Master VILE!!!!" / "Back To The 1980's Part V: Behind The Mayhem!" When the episode starts proper, words flash on the screen, and they say: "Mysterious Void, Unknown Location; January 1, 1983; 12:21 A.M." We see a big, blank, white void. A colorful, rainbow portal opens into the void, and Emperor Catton steps into it, still holding FireHawk hostage! FireHawk is FUTILELY trying to punch and kick at him, even though she's now BOUND up in restrictive energy chains! FireHawk screams: "Let GO of ME! Let go of me THIS VERY INSTANT!!!!" Emperor Catton rolls his eyes, and he says: "PUH-LEESE! If I had a DOLLAR for EVERY time some pathetic BLOCKHEAD told ME to let go of them, I'd be as RICH as Bill Gates in the year 2022! Besides, you've been PLAYING both sides of good and evil! Did you HONESTLY think you could DO that without BOTH sides taking it personally? You've got BLINDERS to the real world! But I've got YOUR attention NOW, DON'T I?!" FireHawk sarcastically asks: "What do you plan to do? KILL me?! One of the Zero Girls already DID that when they were brainwashed, and SPOILER alert; it didn't stick!" Emperor Catton laughs as if FireHawk just told a REALLY funny joke, and he says: "Ha, ha, HA!!!!" Than Empero Catton gets SERIOUS, and he says: "NO! Killing you would solve ALL of YOUR problems MUCH too easily, now wouldn't it? NO! USING you, is BETTER!!!!" FireHawk says: "Whatever you're PLANNING on having me do, it WON'T work! I'd RATHER kill MYSELF before I WILLINGLY do ANYTHING that doesn't align with MY personal goals!" Emperor Catton says: "Oh, I'm FULLY well AWARE of that! Which is WHY I'm going to make sure you are fully BRAINWASHED and under MY control before I TRY to do anything with you! I have a VERY loyal monster who's VERY good at doing 'The TOUGH jobs'!" FireHawk scoffs, and she says: "There's NOTHING you could possibly THROW at ME that I couldn't RESIST with MY mind! Not even the Blood God himself!" Emperor Catton asks: "Who said ANYTHING about the Blood God? I'm MERELY doing him a favor! Khorne THINKS that Emperor Diabolica will be a PERFECT vessel for him to conquer Core Earth and make it a LITERAL living Hell! But if I CONQUER it first, starting with the Nazi Realm, even HE wouldn't be able to match MY strength!" FireHawk says: "It's no WONDER than that Captain Retro wants YOU to gain control of the Nazi Realm, if that's YOUR ultimate end goal! Dr. Maniac makes YOU look downright SANE and reasonable!" Emperor Catton says: "Well, 'SANE' and 'Reasonable' are RELATIVE terms, aren't they?! And while I ADMIT that I consider myself sane and reasonable compared to Dr. Maniac, that STILL leaves a LOT of room in between the standards of the Power Rangers AND Dr. Maniac; DOESN'T it?! And I'll start by demonstrating with the power of a BAKU!!!!" FireHawk gasps, and she says: "A BAKU?! You mean the type that creates NIGHTMARES and gains energy from them?! They're just a MYTH!!!!" Emperor Catton says: "They're no mere MYTH, FireHawk, as YOU shall soon find out for yourself! Nightmare Tapir, I SUMMON you!!!!" And in what appears to be the center of the void, the blank sky suddenly turns purple and stormy; and a jet black Tapir with INHUMAN yellow eyes, and small, white wings descends down to the ground! With an errie, feminine voice, she says: "How may I serve my Emperor Catton?" Emperor Catton says: "Do you see the 'Woman' that I have here? Her name is FireHawk. I would LIKE her to help ME wipe out the Nazi Realm, so that I'll have no problem conquering it. But she needs a little...persuasion first!" Nightmare Tapir says: "I see. What would you have me do?" Emperor Catton says: "Do what you do best! Create a nightmare, find out WHAT she fears; than use it to CONTROL her from within! Remember; the better you MAKE the nightmare, the better you'll FEAST from it!" FireHawk scoffs, and she says: "You're wasting your TIME! If I'm NOT afraid of DYING, I'm NOT afraid of ANYTHING!!!!" Nightmare Tapir creepily says: "You WILL be, young FireHawk. You WILL be! Commence Nightmare Tapir GAZE!!!! Look DEEPLY into my eyes!!!!" And despite FireHawk doing her best to BRACE herself, a swirling, hypnotic motion begins to cause FireHawk's head to swirl, as Nightmare Tapir, summons the FORCE of the storm she descended from, and CHANNELS it into FireHawk's mind, causing the visual CONTENTS of FireHawk's mind to be viewed on display for Emperor Catton! Emperor Catton claps and he says: "Still on top of your game, I see! You KNOW I love to WATCH what YOU'RE seeing, and what you'll be EATING! I wonder what kind of HORRORS exist in FireHawk's mind?!" And while Nightmare Tapir stays focused and doesn't speak, Emperor Catton is surprised when the visual contents of FireHawk's mind suddenly display a TV screen, and the voice of Jim Forbes (or someone who sounds a LOT like him), suddenly starts speaking: "Today, on Behind The Mayhem..." Emperor Catton pauses the screen, and suddenly materializes popcorn and a large Diet Pepsi, and a comfy chair! Emperor Catton says: "WOW!!!! A FULL show?! FireHawk is definitely one of the more CREATIVE ones, I'll give her THAT! Still, I might as well see how this plays out." And Emperor Catton unpauses the action, and Jim Forbes' voice resumes saying: "This band was one of the most promising up and coming band of the 1980's. With the management of Seymour Stein, and the encouragement and production effort of Prince, Vanity 6 wrote great songs, had great guitar playing, and harmonic melodies! The band was so named, because it had six members. They went by the names Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, Rarity Diamond; and most importantly; Diane M. and Blaze the Nine-Tails! With Diane on lead vocals and Blaze on guitar and song-writing duties; they conquered the Billboard Top 100, by coming up with song ideas no one had ever really thought of before!" And a clip shows Diane M. singing a bit of a song (that in our time-line, was by a one hit wonder named Shannon; "Let The Music Play"), and Diane M. sings: "Let the music play, he won't get away. Just keep the groove and he'll come back to you." Jim Forbes says: "But eventually, the ego and hubris of Diane M. and Blaze the Nine-Tails, got to be TOO much for the other band members!" A HUMAN Twilight Sparkle says: "When we started the band, we agreed that it would be an even six way split! But when the money started pouring in, Diane M. and Blaze wanted the WHOLE shebang for themselves!" Jim Forbes says: "Now, find out how Diane M. and Blaze the Nine-Tails, with the help of Vanity 6 rose to the top of the charts, only to complicate their relationships with fame and the press, with Diane M. having a relationship with Prince, than with the King of Pop, Michael Jackson himself; while Blaze found unexpected success working with Motley Crue!" Blaze (Naruto) says: "Motley Crue NEVER expected their lead guitarist to DIE in a car crash, let alone ONE where the drummer of Def Leppard LOST an arm! They needed a NEW guy to replace him. So...I became the guy!" Jim Forbes says: "Find out how it all went down on today's, Behind The Mayhem!" And the original intro of "Behind The Music" (or at least, a suspiciously similar sound-alike to it), plays in the background as a parody of the original intro for "Behind The Music" plays, with the words "Vanity 6: Diane M. and Blaze the Nine-Tails" to the side of it. Emperor Catton says: "It's a SHAME FireHawk didn't stick around for Jeopardy with Alex Trebek! She probably could've netted $44,440 in five wins EASILY with THIS knowledge! Well, it looks like THIS one is going to TAKE a while!" / Meanwhile, the action shifts to Madison Square Garden, where words flash on the screen which say: "March 31, 1985; Wrestlemania I". / There is a huge crowd of people at the arena, to attend the huge wrestling event. Among them, is Diane Martin; and the human disguised Captain Retro, but Captain Retro looks positively DISGUSTED by the whole ordeal! Captain Retro says: "UGH!!!! Why do I have to attend some STUPID wrestling event?! I'd LITERALLY rather be waiting in LINE to buy tickets for Live Aid once they inevitably go on sale later this year!" Diane Martin rolls her eyes, and says: "Come on! Dash couldn't come with me, and I couldn't refund my OTHER ticket! You were the only other choice I could think of on such short notice. Besides, what's wrong with wrestling? And DON'T say, 'It's fake'!" Captain Retro says: "Oh, NO!!!! I know the ACTION isn't fake; that's not the problem! The problem is, all the fighting action that happens is pre-planned in advance! How could I POSSIBLY enjoy something when the outcome is already determined before it even starts?" Diane asks: "You mean like the battles you and YOUR...friends face?" Captain Retro says: "That's NOT even apples and oranges! In the first place, our enemies would NEVER agree to OUR outcome even if we COULD theoretically get them to a table or whatever! Second and most importantly, we HAVE to actually fight not FOR the enjoyment; but to save the day and the EARTH...LITERALLY!" Diane ruefully says: "Right. Those are TOTALLY two different things; what was I THINKING?!" Captain Retro says: "And while I could TELL that you were MOSTLY being sarcastic; I'd have to agree that, yes; those ARE two totally different things!" At that moment, the other Power Rangers suddenly exit out of a wormhole into the event! Captain Retro smiles, and he says: "Told you they'd be here; aren't you GLAD you bought those EXTRA seats?" Diane says: "You're LUCKY I can afford it! Your knowledge of the Stock Market has really paid off!" BlackHawk says: "Any development on the Radiguet threat or our other three missing Rangers?" Captain Retro gets VERY irritated and says: "Other than that IDIOT Naruto acting like the most blow-hearted IDIOT to ever grace the face of this Earth and ACTING like he's some NONE existant Deity's gift TO it; absolutely nothing!" Lettuce says: "Sounds like you're not at all happy with what Naruto's been doing in this time rift." Captain Retro says: "That is the UNDERSTATEMENT of the...I almost said 'Decade', but it's REALLY been more like AGES since he has acted in a way that feels tolerable!" Usagi scoffs, and she says: "I know what you mean! At first, I thought that Omnus made ME the new leader because he felt BAD about the way Krash'ir and I were made to hook up with each other; but now I truly BELIEVE he knew what he was doing!" Captain Retro says: "All I know is that Naruto is getting on my LAST nerves! If I have to hear HIS mediocre rendition of 'Never Gonna Give You Up' ONE more time; I think I'm going to PUKE!" Bonkers is confused, and says: "Uh, I'm still new here; but THAT song hasn't even been RELEASED yet...has it?" Captain Retro says: "That's just the problem. It SHOULDN'T be out for at LEAST another two years, and Naruto has already come out with it! He's NEEDLESSLY complicating my job for when I need to merge the time-lines together! You have NO idea how HARD it is to merge time-lines together!" A FAMILIAR, sinister, PSYCHOTIC voice says: "I think I have some idea!" Over the communicator, Alpha 8 says: "Oh, NO!!!! Psygorn is THERE?!!!" Captain Retro says: "Well, this IS the time when Dr. Maniac threatened Earth the FIRST time; that's one thing that even Emperor Catton's manipulations can't change!" BlackHawk says: "What do YOU want, Psygorn?! You certainly can't be here for a social call!" Psygorn says: "I'm doing NOTHING of the sort! I'm here to inform you that, from this moment forth; the world as you know it shall CEASE to exist! WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!" Captain Retro groans, and he says: "Oh, BOY!!!! If I had a nickel for EVERY time an ALTERNATE time-line villain of the 'Power Rangers' said THAT; I'd have...TWO nickels!!!!...Which, isn't a lot; but it's WEIRD that it's happened twice, right?" Psygorn says: "Spare me your 'Crystal visions' or whatever it is you call them! Dr. Maniac has a VAST amount of WICKEDNESS to bestow upon the universe; and he CAN'T very well do it when there's a YOUNG Vyram alien named Radiguet about...that could RUIN his plans!!!!" Captain Retro gasps, and he says: "NO!!!! You don't mean...?" Psygorn psychotically smiles, and he says: "That's right! Dr. Maniac's most PROFESSIONAL assassin, DEATHSTROKE; is on his WAY to MURDER the child RIGHT now! But there's MORE! I'm making this Wrestlemania into a Death Trap, and I will KILL all your PRECIOUS Power Rangers! Even YOU can't be in two places at once! Who do you CHOOSE; the Vyram who will one day become your BIGGEST threat, or the Power Rangers who will save the day? CHOOSE!!!!" Captain Retro says: "The Power Rangers are MORE than a match for anything YOU can throw at them! Sorry, Diane; I've got to jet! Duty calls! Bonkers, get all the civilians out of here and to safety! BlackHawk, you're in charge until I get back!" Diane groans, and she says: "UGH!!!! Things were SO much more fun when I COULD actually morph! You guys better make SURE you kick his BUTT for me!" Bonkers says: "And that goes double for me! EVERYBODY OUT!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!" And completely surprised by the sudden, booming voice, all of the civilians are led away by Bonkers and Diane out of the Wrestlemania to safety. Captain Retro says: "So much for the easy part; now for the main event." And Captain Retro sheds his human disguise, and resumes his canine identity. Lettuce asks: "Do you REALLY have to do this?" Captain Retro says: "You already KNOW what the answer is. Besides, I'm an Eltarian canine; I can't just turn my back on someone who actually NEEDS my help and legitimately deserves it!" StarHawk says: "Needs? Definitely! Deserves? I'd argue the merits...but I figure that's a rather moot point when it concerns you." Captain Retro says: "At least I don't have to watch any wrestling!" And Captain Retro jets out of there! Usagi says: "Come on guys, we're here to kick butt and chew bubble gum! And we're all out of bubble gum! It's MORPHIN' time!" / StarHawk says: “Power of Mercury! Water!!!!” / Lettuce says: “Power of Jupiter! Lightning!!!!” / Usagi says: “Cosmorpher! Sailor Moon! White Ranger Power!!!!” / BlackHawk says: “Power of the Sun! Gold!!!!” / The morphed Power Rangers strike their poses, until they hear AC/DC's "Back In Black" start playing in the background! StarHawk says: "Wait a minute! Did Captain Retro cue THAT up?!" BlackHawk asks: "How could he? He's already left!" Than suddenly, a strong; muscle-bound Black Power Ranger appears in the arena as AC/DC sings: "Back in black, I hit the sack! I've been too long, I'm glad to be back! Yes, I'm let loose from the noose that's kept me hanging about! I'm just looking at the sky, 'cause it's getting me high! Forget the hearse, 'cause I'll never die! I got nine lives, cat's eyes! Abusing every one of them and running wild! 'Cause I'm back, yes I'm back! Well, I'm back, yes I'm back! Well, I'm back, back! Well, I'm back in black! Yes, I'm back in black!" And the song cuts off right there as the Black Ranger seemingly looks at the other Rangers menacingly! BlackHawk says: "I don't know what it is ABOUT this Ranger, but the Aura surrounding that Ranger feels...familiar; somehow." StarHawk says: "I don't see HOW! Neither of us have ever MET this Ranger!" Psygorn chuckles, and he says: "Didn't I TELL you I was going to turn this Wrestlemania into a Death Trap? How do you like our new Champion?! You had NO idea what Dr. Maniac and I had to go through to brainwash THIS Bio Force Power Ranger to be our obedient SLAVE!!!!" Lettuce gasps, and he says: "That's RIGHT! The Bio Force Power Rangers were the ones who fought Dr. Maniac the FIRST time! But I don't REMEMBER any Black Ranger!" BlackHawk sighs, and says: "Didn't last too long in OUR timeline! Lasted only TWO missions before he was cruelly MURDERED by Dr. Maniac!" Psygorn's face sours, and he says: "Yes, and I already KNOW from FUTURE Dr. Maniac how much THAT ends up helping OUR cause! So, I thought; using him is...better! And you better BELIEVE that HE doesn't know the meaning of the word...'Mercy'!" Bonkers runs back in, and he says: "Too bad for you, I don't really know the meaning of THAT word, either! It's MORPHIN' time!" / Bonkers says: "Power of Earth! Air!" / And the Morphed Bonkers strikes a pose! Psygorn says: "Five against two? That's hardly FAIR...for YOU guys! MY warrior has beaten THOUSANDS of worthless PEONS more THREATENING for you!" BlackHawk says: "Thousands? Now I KNOW I feel like I should KNOW who this Ranger IS!" Psygorn says: "That knowledge is of very little USE to you guys! Because, as far as Dr. Maniac is concerned; you're ALL already--!!" (POW!!!!) And Psygorn never gets to finish his thought as a STRONG African-American has appeared in the ring! Bonkers says: "WOAH!!!! I didn't know NO Mr. T was at THIS event!" Mr. T says: "Let's make one thing clear, you little psycho! You want to mess with ME and MY friends? That's FINE!!!! But when you mess around with complete STRANGERS; that's when I get mad! It's time to fight FIRE with FIRE! Life Source...BIO FORCE!!!!" / And suddenly, in state of the art 1985 C.G.I. graphics, Mr. T. morphs into the Bio Force Green Ranger! / And as Mr. T strikes his morphin' pose, Usagi says: "WOAH!!!! I SO did NOT see that coming!" Psygorn says: "You think it's going to make any difference that YOU'RE joining the fight? You're CRAZY...even crazier than ME; if that's POSSIBLE!!!!" Mr. T says: "I'm only CRAZY about beating villains!" Psygorn says: "Mecha-Clones, ATTACK!!!!" And a group of Mecha-Clones suddenly appears to fight with the brainwashed Bio-Force Black Ranger! Mr. T says: "I'll take Psygorn! You handle the rest of the creeps!" Usagi says: "On it!" And as the Rangers begin fighting, StarHawk says: "Captain Retro is going to be SO jealous that he's missing THIS!" Lettuce sighs, and he says: "I think he already knows!" / The scenery changes to the STILL intact Devil's Tower, and words flash on the screen, and it says: "Still March 31, 1985". And the unmistakable image of what WILL become Radiguet's Vyram ship is CREEPILY decloaked from being invisible! Deathstroke menacingly says: "What PATHETIC alien defenses! Didn't even take me five minutes to make it visible! Only one thing remains; to MURDER Radiguet and ENSURE that Dr. Maniac is the most EVIL force in the universe...until I BETRAY him!!!!" Captain Retro says: "That's NOT going to happen!" Deathstroke looks at the anthropomorphic canine, and Deathstroke says: "I wasn't expecting there to be someone to protect Radiguet. Egos Satan is indisposed, and Empress Jooza won't be back for hours. No matter, I can handle a freak like you! But what's with the clothes? Are you green with envy at seeing a master assassin like ME at work?!" Captain Retro seriously says: "No, this is the way I usually LIKE to dress; so there's NO use in FLATTERING yourself...SLADE Wilson!!!!" Deathstroke evilly says: "How DARE you address me by my REAL name?! Maybe I should torture you FIRST?!!! And see how LONG it takes to BREAK you?!!!" Captain Retro scoffs, and says: "Yeah, why don't you DO that?! I bet Dr. Maniac is just WAITING to see you WRITHING in AGONY like the WORM you REALLY are!" Deathstroke says: "That DOES it! You're going to PAY for those words! YOU...YOU..." Captain Retro seriously says: "Call the REAL Teen Titans...so they can WATCH you DIE!!!!" And with an evil glare, Deathstroke unloads ALL his weaponry at Captain Retro, but Captain Retro merely THROWS up a force field, blocking every single attack that Deathstroke can unleash! Captain Retro says: "I am disappointed in Dr. Maniac's strategy...VERY disappointed. BLOCKING lethal attacks was practically the FIRST thing he saw me do! It didn't WORK against me on Planet Onyx; did he REALLY believe it would work against me now? I have traveled through time and space, I have seen The Beatles perform THREE times; I have witnessed phenomena so tiny and so short, they can scarcely say that they have occurred at all. But YOU...are JUST a man! The world's...DEADLIEST man, poses no more threat to me; than does its world's deadliest termite." Deathstroke says: "Fine! I don't NEED to deal with you! Radiguet is all I'm after!" Captain Retro says: "I'm NOT letting YOU near him!" Deathstroke says: "I don't NEED to! I have a Plan B!" And Deathstroke snaps his fingers, and Trigon suddenly emerges from the ground! Captain Retro says: "WHAT?!!! How could HE have not appeared in the Akhasic Records?!" Deathstroke says: "All part of Nurgle's master plan. He wants to spread disease, death, and pestilence, and Naruto was PERFECT for the job! Nurgle GIFTED Naruto with ALL the rock songs that he and Pinkie could EVER want or need, and by singing the songs THEY didn't write; they would POLLUTE the Akhasic Records in this Time Rift SO much, that even YOU wouldn't be able to decipher them! You are FINISHED!!!!" A young, Radiguet steps out of his alien spaceship, and he says: "Finished? I doubt that!" Deathstroke gazes in horror, and he says: "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!" Trigon says: "But he's just one--." Deathstroke says: "EVERYTHING!!!!" Trigon says: "But there won't be any--." Deathstroke yells: "EVERYTHING!!!!" And Trigon unleashes his COMPLETE array of lasers, flames, and lightning bolts at the young Radiguet, COMPLETELY engulfing him in smoke, for a SOLID four minutes! Captain Retro says: "That's enough." Deathstroke yells: "Keep GOING!!!!" Captain Retro seriously says: "That's ENOUGH!!!!" Deathstroke yells: "OBLITERATE every LAST molecule!!!!" Captain Retro yells: "THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!" And Trigon FINALLY stops, after having DRAINED all or his power! Almost sarcastically, Captain Retro says: "Do you think you KILLED him?!!!" But the smoke clears, and the young Radiguet appears unscathed, holding EVERY single thing that Trigon has fired at him in ONE hand! Deathstroke stammers, and he says: "He--he blocked every shot! HE BLOCKED EVERY SHOT!!!!" Radiguet says: "How disappointing...my turn!" And flicking only ONE finger, Radiguet fires back EVERYTHING that Trigon fired, completely obliterating Deathstroke and Trigon! Radiguet turns to Captain Retro, and Radiguet says: "And as for you, tell Dr. Maniac the NEXT time he wants to gamble; BET his own life! I'm NOT interested in DEALING with the likes of THEM!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Actually, I didn't COME with them! I...thought I was coming to protect you." Radiguet asks: "Me; why? You don't know anything about me!" Captain Retro says: "I know MORE than you think I do. I come from what YOU consider the future. It's 2179. The Earth has changed, but there's still more good than not." Radiguet scoffs, and says: "There's no such thing as good and evil! That's just a LIE made up by Steven Speilberg...et al, to sell more movie tickets!" Captain Retro says: "Radiguet, I know your parents have made a LOT of bad choices; but that doesn't mean that YOU have to!" Radiguet says: "I'm the SON of Egos Satan and Emperess Jooza! I HAVE no choice!" Captain Retro says: "You ALWAYS have a choice! Look at me! I KNOW what you can be capable of! I know the things you have done because of the things done to your race! But you know deep down that two wrongs...or any number of wrongs, don't make a right! That's why you didn't attack me just now, and I don't believe you want to; either." Radiguet says: "My father WANTS me to become the greatest evil in the universe; and I don't know if I can stop him." Captain Retro says: "There's no weakness in asking for help when you need it. Seeking help is a TRUE sign of strength!" Radiguet says: "Why would anyone help me?" Captain Retro says: "Because it's the right thing to do. And speaking from personal experience, it makes ME feel better!" Radiguet says: "Tell you what; there's this AWFUL musician named Blaze the Nine-Tails running about; mucking up the music industry with AWFUL songs! Take care of him, and I'll...owe you a favor, someday in the future." Captain Retro seriously says: "Consider it done! The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few...or the one! Sorry, Naruto. Regardless of the reasons; WE can't afford to keep you on the Power Rangers team anymore! I hope that SOMEDAY you'll understand...maybe!" And Captain Retro jets away! Young Radiguet says: "So...there goes a guy who might one day become my biggest threat. Still; it does bother me...why didn't he attack me? He KNOWS what I can be capable of, and he didn't lay a finger on me. Is what my father taught me about the Power Rangers all wrong? I need to find out the answer for myself...somehow." / The camera switches back to the Unknown Void, and words flash on the screen, and it says: "Unknown Location", January 1, 1983, 12:36 A.M." Emperor Catton is still watching Nightmare Tapir produce the visible Nightmare that FireHawk is experiencing. What sounds like Jim Cantore's voice says: "After Diane M. and Blaze the Ninetales got signed to Sire Records on December 31, 1979; the first thing that THEY decided to do was to get a band formed together!" Emperor Catton says: "Finally! Past the BORING early life stuff and to the good parts! Still, I am SURPRISED that FireHawk has lasted THIS long! She's tougher than I thought!" In the vision, Diane M. (the human disguised Pinkie Pie), says: "The people I wanted to perform in MY band, besides Blaze the Ninetales; I knew that they HAD to be TALENTED like me, pretty like ME, and could SING and PERFORM like ME!" The camera switches to someone who LOOKS like a human Rarity, and she says: "Trust me when I say that it IS a rarity to FIND someone else who LOOKS as good as me and can PERFORM like me! So imagine MY surprise when this person named Diane M. managed to find not only ME, but three other people as TALENTED as me!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Diane M. found four perfect women; Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash, to form the band that they called Vanity 6!" The camera switches to someone who LOOKS like a human Rainbow Dash, and she says: "It was REALLY all of our collective ideas to call the band Vanity 6. Yes, we ARE all vain to a degree; but there ARE six of us, one MORE than the Jackson FIVE! So we're ONE better!" The camera switches to someone who looks like a human Applejack, and she says: "Personally, I could've LIVED without some mediocre GUY playing guitar on OUR songs; but Diane M. said that HE was HER song writer, and that she and Blaze were a PACKAGE deal! We wanted her? We HAD to have him along for the ride!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "The band Vanity 6, got to rehearsing and recording; and on December 8, 1980; they released their debut album, 'Friendship Is Magic'." The human Twilight Sparkle says: "I LITERALLY can't think of a single time where ANYTHING significant EVER happened on a December 8; and nothing else DID happen on that day. That's why we chose that day to drop our first album!" Vanity 6 are then heard singing: "Making love until the dawn, making love to Cherry Bomb! Erotic city, come alive!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Ironically, Vanity 6 scored their first hit single thanks NOT to Blaze; but to Prince!" Diane M. says: "The thing about Prince, is that he is a LOT shorter in real life; but he DOES know how to REALLY get around...IF you know what I mean! He was CAPTIVATED by my beauty, and quite frankly; who could BLAME him! He REALLY wanted to make out with ME! And I said, 'Okay, you CAN do that! But you got to let MY band sing a song that YOU wrote the way that WE want to!' And he was like, 'Really? Well...OKAY, if you HAVE to'!" Applejack says: "Confidentially speaking; a lot of the songs that Blaze gave us; 'Fake Friends', 'We Belong', 'She-Bop', and 'Wind Beneath My Wings', they probably COULD'VE been hit songs...if ANYBODY BESIDES Blaze had been producing THOSE songs!" Blaze (the disguised Naruto) says: "People are just JEALOUS of my hard-earned, superior writing talent and swagger! They can't STAND to see someone SO much better than them; so they purposefully DON'T play MY songs on purpose, in order to artificially KEEP the sales of OUR albums DOWN!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "While Blaze's songs weren't selling the way HE wanted them to, Vanity 6 performed BETTER as a live band with their eclectic performances and great fashion! On June 5, 1981; the band released their surprisingly improved sequel album; 'Discord'." Twilight Sparkle says: "I'm sure SOMETHING else significant probably CAN happen on a June 5...but it will probably TAKE a while before THAT comes to fruition!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "This time, the band had an even bigger hit song with a cover of the Prince song; 'When You Were Mine'." Diane M. sings: "When you were mine, I gave you all of my money! Time after time, you done me wrong!" Applejack says: "Everyone thought we were CRAZY to take ANOTHER Prince song...and not even CHANGE the lyrics! But Diane is like, 'This is PERFECT! We'll completely CHANGE the meaning of the song by keeping the lyrics the same, but making it US singing it!" All of Vanity 6 sings: "I know (I know) that you're going with another guy. I don't care (don't care) 'cause I love you baby; that's no lie! I love you more than I did when YOU were mine!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "The song became an anthem for the G.L.B.T.Q. Community, as they began demanding proper respect and recognition; especially as a THREATENING new menace began to arise among the community." Dash Drew says: "This unknown Virus...started striking down all of my friends! It was devastating!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "The Virus was soon given a name; H.I.V., which developed into A.I.D.S., and the virus soon made some of the members of Vanity 6 start to panic!" Rarity says: "I thought, 'If OUR band gets associated with the G.L.B.T.Q. community, which now has this virus spreading among them; it could SERIOUSLY jepordize our future sales with EVERYONE else!' So it told Diane; 'Diane, you have GOT to stop messing around with loose men as SOON as possible'!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "But for Diane M., she already had her sights set on an even BIGGER singer; Michael Jackson!" Diane says: "I was drawn to Michael, because of how similar we were. We both lived very sheltered lives; we didn't HAVE much of a childhood, and we were BOTH very famous!" Twilight Sparkle says: "I personally thought the idea was BRILLIANT! If Diane was SUCCESSFUL in hooking up with Michael Jackson; our albums would sell SO much better!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "And the world soon got a taste of the kind of collaboration that could bring, when Vanity 6 got to sing back-up on a Michael Jackson 'Thriller' song; 'P.Y.T., Pretty Young Thing'." Vanity 6's vocals are mixed in with Michael Jackson's original vocals as they sing: "Where did you come from, lady? And ooh, won't you take me there? Right away, won't you, baby? Tender only, you've got to be. Spark my nature, sugar; fly with me. Don't you know now is the perfect time? We can make it right, hit the city lights! Then tonight, ease the loving pain. Let me take you to the max! I want to love you (P.Y.T.) Pretty young thing! You need some loving (T.L.C.) Tender lovin' care! And I'll take you there, girl, ooh-oh! I want to love you (P.Y.T.)! Pretty young thing! You need some loving (T.L.C.) Tender lovin' care! And I'll take you there! (Anywhere you want to go.) Yes, I will, ooh!" Diane says: "Everyone thought that Michael Jackson, could never HAVE a healthy human relationship! He was...too famous! Too introverted, too...alien! Everyone THOUGHT he was actually gay; but that is ABSOLUTELY not true! That's just it's own conspiracy theory that somehow manages to generate it's own anti-theory! It's kind of a vicious circle, to be perfectly honest!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Bolstered by the success of a single, Vanity 6 decided to drop their third album, 'Alicorn', on the same day as the release of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' album; only to receive an unpleasant surprise from a VERY big hit single!" Michael Jackson sings: "She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene. I said, 'Don't mind, but what do you mean; I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round?' She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round. She told me her name was Billie Jean as she caused a scene. Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one who will dance on the floor in the round. People always told me, 'Be careful of what you do. And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.' And mother always told me, 'A-be careful of who you love, and be careful of what you do, 'cause the lie becomes the truth.' But Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son! She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son!" Applejack says: "When I first heard that song; my first reaction was; 'Diane, what the HELL did you do with him'?!!!" Diane says: "I HAD to sleep with HIM!!!! HELLO!!!! If either of us were GOING to LOSE our viriginity, it HAD to be with each other! Think of the family we could have had! And I was so SURE that we were going to be successful, I spread the word in...MAYBE a tabloid newspaper or a thousand!" Twilight Sparkle says: "I HAD to do something to minimize the damage! If we were going to SALVAGE our third album, we needed to release the STRONGEST song off of it that we could as a single!" Vanity 6 sings: "When you were down they were never there. When you're all alone, you really get to learn. If you get back up, they gonna come around. All the sycophants, they love to make romance to the ugly sound of 'em tellin you, what you wanna hear; and you pretend. Cuz' they all agree, you're supposed to have a better life. But you're feelin worse; and they build you up, 'til you fool yourself that you're something else. And its like a curse, 'cause you can't live up to what they made of you. And they tell you that you're losin friends. Losin' friends, losin' friends. Ya got nothin to lose; ya don't lose when you lose fake friends!" Blaze says: "They TOTALLY mininterpreted the meaning of that song; I wrote it to be SARCASTIC, because...who wouldn't WANT to be my friend! They sung it completely genuine...especially LIVE in concert; as if they didn't WANT to have people telling them what they WANTED to hear! Who would DO that?!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "While 'Alicorn' couldn't dethrone 'Thriller', it did give Vanity 6 a much needed hit single with 'Fake Friends'." Diane says: "I was personally proud of the work we did on that album; and I thought it was actually kind of FLATTERING that Michael Jackson wrote a song that was COMPLETELY about ME!!!!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "But the cracks were starting to form in Vanity 6." Applejack says: "The other girls and I came to an agreement. We absolutely could NOT allow to have Blaze produce anymore of our albums; we'd NEVER see a number one hit if we did!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "So shortly after a failed concert gig on January 1, 1983; four members of Vanity 6 voted to personally bar Blaze from the Producer's chair!" Twilight Sparkle says: "I found a WONDRFUL guy named Spike; totally interested in ME, totally LOVED me! He said HE could be the producer!" A guy who looks like a HUMAN version of the dragon Spike, says: "Twilight Sparkle was absolutely amazing! I knew I HAD to get into a profession where I could be close to her; and being a record producer was the first thing that crossed my mind! I just didn't expect for her to come knocking so soon!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "With a new producer in place, Blaze waw officially BARRED from the producer's chair!" Blaze says: "The absolute NERVE; to bar ME from the producer's chair! And they thought I would be OKAY to just keep PLAYING guitar for them after all the SONGS I had given them?! ABSOLUTELY not! I was like; 'Just WAIT until I get hired by ANOTHER band like Motley Crue! They'll show me the respect I want'!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "But Motley Crue WASN'T biting!" Blaze says: "They heard the songs I had in mind for them; 'Enter Sandman', 'Never Gonna Give You Up', 'Cherry Pie', 'Unskinny Bop', and they were like; 'How amusing...we're not interested'!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Rejected, but FAR from defeated; Blaze had no choice but to continue being a guitar player for Vanity 6." Blaze says: "I DROPPED 'Never Gonna Give You Up' as a single for the sound re-release of 'Metropolis'; it was honestly given the Golden Raspberry for WORST Original Song to be released in a film! I don't CARE if it's an award! I am NOT desperate enough to accept an award for the worst ANYTHING! So...I HAD to stay as a guitar player for Vanity 6!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "Coming up, find out how Vanity 6 began to fall apart; and how Diane M. and Blaze struck out for solo careers!" Applejack says: "It just got to the point where...neither of the REST of the girls INCLUDING myself, could DEAL with Diane's behavior anymore!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "And find out how Blaze finally got recognition for his writing skills!" Motley Crue sings: "I'm on my way, I'm on my way; Home sweet home. Tonight, tonight; I'm on my way, I'm on my way; Home sweet home!" Blaze says: "FINALLY! A number one hit song and some validation! Was THAT too much to ask?!" The Jim Cantore voice says: "When 'Behind The Mayhem' continues." Emperor Catton pauses the action, and he says: "Thirty minutes and STILL resisting?! What is that girl MADE of?!" Nightmare Tapir says: "Her brain signatures are all over the place! I don't know WHAT this girl is SUPPOSED to fear; but I can't lock it down!" Emperor Catton says: "Well, I've HAD enough disappointments for ONE night! I'm going to sleep! Wake me up if there are any new developments!" Nightmare Tapir sighs, and says: "Yes, sire!" Emperor Catton conjures himself up a private bedroom with a bed, and plops down in it. Emperor Catton says: "FireHawk, you're MORE trouble than you're WORTH; I'll give you THAT much! But you can't hold OUT forever! When I'm through with you; I'll make what Prince Gasket TRIED to do to Tommy Oliver look like child's play! Enjoy resisting while you can, FireHawk! You WILL be MINE!" / The action switches back to the Wrestlemania event, as the Power Rangers make short work of the Mecha-Clones! Usagi says: "Down to just the champion now!" Mr. T says: "You're outnumbered and outclassed! Why don't YOU just GIVE up?!!!" Psygorn psychotically says: "Give up? GIVE UP?!!! You don't know PSYGORN!!!!" Bonkers says: "I think you should RESPECT that guy! I think he KNOWS what he's TALKING about!" Psygorn says: "I respect NO one! Especially not no LOUSY TOON!!!!" And an ANVIL unexpetedly falls and CRUSHES him into pieces! Bonkers says: "Funny; didn't HURT like a TOON!!!!" Lettuce says: "Brilliant!" Than Meison appears in the ring, and he says: "Oh, dear. Look at what you've DONE to Psygorn!" StarHawk says: "Back off, or YOU'LL be next!" Meison says: "I'm not here to fight; I'm here to collect what's rightfully Dr. Maniac's property! Yes, you've KILLED the organic being that WAS Psygorn; but Dr. Maniac can restore his BRAIN into a cybernetic body as NEO Psygorn...new and improved, you might say! I'd BOTHER to explain it in better detail, but you WON'T live long enough to kill! The Black Bio Force Ranger will take care of YOU soon enough!!!!" Meison raises his wand, and the pieces of Psygorn's body gets put into a magic box. Meison says: "You're coming with ME, Psygorn!" Mr. T says: "You're not going anywhere!" And Mr. T TRIES to punch Meison, but Psygorn warps away before the punch can connect! Usagi says: "Man, I HATE it when a villain makes a 'Villain, Exit Stage Left'!" The Black Bio Force Ranger brandishes a black sword, and BlackHawk says: "We've got BIGGER problems to worry about! Mr. T, talk to him!" Mr. T. asks: "How? None of US know that guy's identity!" Bonkers says: "Well THAT'S maddeningly UNHELPFUL!" BlackHawk says: "That SWORD looks familiar! I know I've DEFINITELY seen it before! But...how could HE have THAT sword? It hasn't been around for AGES!!!!" Lettuce asks: "What are you TALKING about?!" BlackHawk says: "I think that guy IS..." But before BlackHawk can FINISH his thought, Captain Retro jets in HOLDING Naruto STILL disguised as Blaze the Nine-Tales and KICKS the Black Bio Force Ranger to the corner! Mr. T says: "WOAH!!!! And I thought that I made dynamic entrances!!!!" Usagi says: "I thought that it wasn't TIME for Naruto to come back into the fold, yet." Captain Retro seriously says: "And it never WILL be, I'm afraid! Blaze, tell them the TRUTH!!!!" Blaze scoffs, and says: "Get OUT!!!! I don't have to tell ANYTHING to YOU!!!!" Captain Retro groans, and says: "FINE!!!! I'll do it MYSELF!!!! Apparently, Nurgle made a DEAL with Naruto! He'd GIVE Naruto a LIST of songs with lyrics and music that he could pass off as his own; all in some convoluted attempt to spread disease, pestilence, and fear, and POLLUTE the Akhasic Records! I didn't see TRIGON in them because of that! You're just LUCKY that Radiguet is ALREADY stronger than HIM!!!!" Usagi gasps, and she says: "Naruto! Is it TRUE?!!!" Blaze stammers, and he says: "Depends on how you...I mean, there ARE other ways to..." But Usagi gazes at Naruto with big, Anime puppy dog eyes, and Blaze finally DROPS the act, and as Naruto says: "It's true." Lettuce gasps, and he says: "Naruto; how could you DO that?!" Naruto says: "Nurgle told me HIMSELF I was going to be going into a Time Rift! None of the changes that WE were going to make would MATTER here! And he told me if I ACTED like I was brainwashed, none of YOU would know the DIFFERENCE; because none of you BOTHER to act like I'm even AROUND anymore!" Captain Retro angrily says: "That's because you don't ACT like you're even PART of this TEAM!!!! Your ACTIONS have CONSEQUENCES!!!! Your BEHAVIOR has consequences! Here, I've been taking the LONG crawl; trying to make SURE that Radiguet isn't KILLED in this time-line; and YOU'VE been off living...La Vida Loca--!" Naruto gasps, and says: "Who told you that was one of the songs that I HAVE?!!!" Captain Retro seriously says: "You did...FATHEAD!!!! Do you REALIZE how CLOSE Radiguet could have COME to BEING killed with the Akhasic Records being as polluted as they are in THIS Time Rift?! You could've JEPORDIZED all of your FRIENDS existence!" Naruto yells: "How COULD I?!!! This is a TIME RIFT!!!! Nothing that happens in it MATTERS!!!! Who CARES about ANYONE here?!!!" Captain Retro seriously says: "I care. I CARE!!!! I care about Diane Martin, I care about how Pinkie Pie has OBLIVIOUSLY been helping YOU with Nurgle's plan! I CARE about how you LIED to us and pretended to be BRAINWASHED! But WORST of all, I care about your LOUSY attitude! You being stupid?! That was OKAY!!!! You being ignorant?! That was FINE!!!! But being THAT arrogant in COMBINATION with those two qualities?! That's where it crosses the LINE!!!!" Naruto seriously says: "Are YOU threatening me?! Maybe YOU'VE forgotten, but I have the Kitsune--!" But Naruto NEVER gets to finish his thought, as the Kitsune spirit within his body suddenly FLARES up, and STRIPS away all of HIS morphing power, before zooming OVER to the Black Bio Force Ranger, and FORCING him to de-morph, revealing him to BE... A Gray Aardvark suddenly gets up off the ground, and with a voice sounding like George C. Scott, he says: "How did Cerebus get himself here?!" BlackHawk says: "I KNEW it!!!!" Bonkers says: "Is that another toon?" Captain Retro says: "It's...complicated." Cerebus says: "Cerebus knows you. You were the Green Stranger who appeared to me." StarHawk says: "You actually MET with Cerebus?" Captain Retro says: "Kind of. Part of my vision quest I had to undertake with the Magi-Mother. I was thrust into the distant past WITHOUT most of my memories, and I had to help out THAT guy finish some missions of his! I only remember SOME of them, because I was mostly focused on mastering my skills and powers in order to get my OWN memory of everything back! It wasn't easy!" Lettuce says: "But that STILL doesn't explain how Cerebus got to be here." Cerebus says: "Cerebus remembers that Cerebus was about to propose to Jaka; until this magician showed up, whisked Cerebus to...wherever HERE is, and brainwashed Cerebus to fight like CRAZY! Well...crazier than USUAL!" Naruto says: "Does this guy ALWAYS talk in the third person?!" Captain Retro says: "That matters very LITTLE to YOU!!!! He's the NEW Red Ranger!" Naruto screams: "The WHAT?!!!" And red light envelops Cerebus! / Cerebus says: "Power of Mars! Fire!!!!" / And Cerebus morphs into the Red Ranger, and suddenly the Kitsune Battlizer armor shines on him! Naruto hollowly says: "Et tu, Kitsune? Et tu?" Captain Retro says: "Even your own KITSUNE, doesn't want to BE with YOU anymore! I think that given the circumstances, we've been EXTREMELY patient with you up until now! But we've had ALL we can stand; and we CAN'T stand no more!" Naruto stammers, and he says: "Wh...what are you saying?!" Captain Retro says: "You're fired, Naruto." Naruto says: "WHAT?!" Captain Retro more strongly says: "You're FIRED, Naruto!!!!" Naruto yells: "After EVERYTHING I've done for this team; you're JUST--!" Captain Retro yells: "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Naurto just stares in dead silence, and with tranquil fury, Captain Retro says: "You're fired!" Naruto fumes, and he bitterly says: "FINE!!!! I was SICK of being a Power Ranger ANYWAYS! Being FAMOUS is much more fun!" Captain Retro says: "About that; enjoy yourself while you can, it's LATER than you think! Now that Cerebus is the Red Ranger, the Akhasic Records in this time rift have already cleared up. Now, I COULD reveal the future to you; but YOU wouldn't pay attention or care anyways! Just know that when I merge the time-lines, I can't GUARANTEE you're going to become someone you like! Oh, and enjoy being MARRIED to Courtney Love; it won't LAST as long as you WANT?!!!" Naruto yells: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED to MEAN?!!!" BlackHawk mockingly says: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!!" Than more seriously, BlackHawk says: "Seriously, THAT'S what YOU sound like! Do you even LISTEN to yourself when you TALK?!" Than suddenly, a wormhole opens up behind the Morphed Rangers! Captain Retro says: "That's your cue to leave." Cerebus says: "Cerebus still isn't completely sure what is going on here; but Cerebus is SURE that you guys NEED Cerebus' help!" Naruto asks: "You're replacing ME with THAT aardvark?!" StarHawk says: "STILL a better Power Ranger than Justin!" Mr. T says: "I don't even know who THAT is, and I'm STILL sure you're right!" Captain Retro says: "I think HE was actually just BORN not too long ago, but that's not important right at the moment." Usagi asks: "Are you coming with us THIS time, Captain Retro?" Captain Retro says: "I wish I could, but the Akhasic Records say I still got to wait three more years before I can merge the time-lines." Bonkers says: "Well, we'll see YOU soon! I sure wish YOU could say the same!" And the Morphed Rangers enter into the wormhole. Captain Retro says: "I sure hope Diane's been entertaining herself. The Game Boy WON'T be released for about another four years!" Naruto asks: "Are you REALLY just going to LEAVE me here?!" Captain Retro says: "I TOLD you that your ACTIONS have consequences! It's not MY fault you didn't listen! But you MADE your bed; now you have to LIE in it! I hope you're happy with the life YOU'VE chosen...I'm certainly not!" Naruto yells: "Like I CARE what YOU think!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Tell it to someone who cares...and SPOILER alert, it's NOT me!" And Captain Retro jets out of there! / Meanwhile, the camera opens up on the Mysterious Void, and words flash on the screen, and it says: "Unknown location; August 27, 1985, 4:34 P.M.". Emperor Catton finally wakes up and sees Nightmare Tapir STILL at work! Nightmare Tapir says: "It's about TIME you woke up! It's been over TWO years! Something AMAZING just happened!" Emperor Catton says: "Two years?! When I take a cat nap, I REALLY take a cat nap! Did FireHawk finally BREAK?!" Nightmare Tapir says: "Not yet, still making progress! But I found out something! Captain Retro has JUST been born! But...there's something unusual...he's...not appearing on any Xanatos Speed Chess Displays! It's almost like he's--!" Emperor Catton gasps, and says: "An anomaly, like ME?!!! I didn't think it was possible!" Nightmare Tapir asks: "What do you mean?" Emperor Catton says: "I'm a force of evil that SHOULDN'T exist...but does! And he's a force of good! And if he DOESN'T appear on any Xanatos Speed Chess Displays...than HE'S an anomaly, to!" Nightmare Tapir asks: "What does THAT mean?!" Emperor Catton says: "It means that when Captain Retro merges the time-lines together; he plans to TRAP me in the Nazi Realm so that the other Power Rangers can find me whatever I do! UGH!!!! Even if my plans to get out of this Time Loop trap succeed, I'll just be trading one prison for another! No matter; I'll get out of here, than I'll work on the Nazi Realm! They can't keep ME caged up like an animal! Mark my words, when FireHawk is by my side; I'll make short work of the Nazi's! Then; then the rest of THAT world, and the REAL world...it WILL all be mine! Dr. Maniac will NOT thwart my goals a second time! I'll make SURE of THAT!!!!" To Be Continued...

I'm Blue like... ...well, THAT guy!

The color of the patty will be... ...Simply Red!

You know you're doing SOMETHING wrong when you can ONLY make a TV show based on a popular movie last only ONE season; even "Breadwinners" managed to last for two seasons. The first episode of "Monsters Vs. Aliens" was okay, but it just didn't live up to what it SHOULD have been!

Now that the Nintendo Switch 2 has OFFICIALLY been released, now is the time that people can officially start talking about it. Talk about your favorite games and features for this brand new video game system!

I just finished listening to The Allman Brothers Band 1970 album "Idlewild South"; next up for me is that band's 1971 live album "Live At The Fillmore East"!

It's SAD that LITERALLY the only song I recognized on that WHOLE list was Luke Combs' version of "Fast Car". Remember when Billboard Artists USED to be able to put out songs that people could ACTUALLY remember and enjoy? "Pepperidge Farm remembers."

I love Juicy Fruit, though Mentos Gum is a close second!

When I found out the premise of this episode, I honestly didn't THINK the writers COULD make it work very well as a premise; but they found a way to surprise me! It looks like Pearl is now 18 and is now FINALLY ready to have her OWN car...the trouble is, even though Mr. Krabs actually PROMISED to give her a new car and Pearl HAS recorded proof of it; he's NOT willing to pay 10,000 clams to buy a new one! So, Mr. Krabs instead decides to fix up a broken version of the car with Spongebob's help. While they're able to get the outside of the car looking brand new, they're unable to get a car engine BEFORE Pearl wakes up! Not having time to think up of a better place to hide, they hide inside the car where the engine SHOULD be! And because Pearl WANTS to take her car for a test drive, Spongebob and Mr. Krabs have no choice but to ACT like the engine as best as they can. While Pearl thankfully doesn't DRIVE crazy, she still drives more aggressively than either Spongebob and Mr. Krabs would like. Pearl first picks up some of her friends to go for a joy ride, than she rides up next to a crew of sharks. The leader named Shark Face (guest voiced by Henry Winkler himself), challenges Pearl to a drag race. And BECAUSE Shark Face had the NERVE to unknowingly call Mr. Krabs a cheapskate, Mr. Krabs decides to help Pearl actually WIN the race; and helps run Shark Face and his gang of sharks OFF the road! Unfortunately, this makes Pearl DRUNK with power and makes her feel invincible; so she decides to enter her car into a demolition derby! While she actually manages to WIN the derby, the toll is too much for Spongebob and Mr. Krabs to take; and it practically BREAKS them as much as it breaks Pearl's car! It takes the mechanic to get the two out of the car, and Pearl is NOT pleased that Mr. Krabs once again tried to CHEAP out even after PROMISING to give Pearl EXACTLY what she asked for! As laser-guided karma, Pearl takes Mr. Krabs' credit card, and uses it to buy the two MOST expensive racing cars that the car mechanic has! When will Mr. Krabs EVER learn to NOT cheap out when it comes to his daughter? It will ALWAYS end up costing him MORE in the long run! I'd give this episode segment a 9.9 out of 10! Enough said, true believers!