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  1. It's another long re-run, so I'll just get right to it! / Before the episode starts proper, an episode disclaimer appears at the start of the episode. It reads as follows: "The following episode, based around Lewis Carroll's novel Alice's Adventure's In Wonderland, contains references to drug usage. The author personally, does not condone the usage of drugs except when used for medicinal, and responsible purposes. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental, and should not be inferred. ~ Jason Cantu." / Sniz is on top of the Steps of Knowledge, and he says: "Last time, on Total Cartoon Legends; the Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots were left reeling, after the discovery that Bulma Briefs had been telling the truth; and they eliminated her for NOTHING! Desperate to heal their Karma, the contestants went to great lengths to make amends for their mistake! Taotie ended up paying for his mistake PHYSICALLY, as nearly EVERY single meatball cannon shot that was fired, ended up hitting him! Stimpy on the other hand, realizing that he was flawed as anyone else, decided that he needed to put HIMSELF on the line, in order to heal his own karma; mostly because, he felt like he needed to talk to Ren again! I don't completely understand his train of thought on that, but that's his OWN personal agenda! In any case, at the end of the challenge, the Red Jaguars won the most points, with Buhdeuce winning the Temple Run! At the end of the challenge, Taotie and Stimpy had the least points out of everyone, and they ended up taking a Mine Cart Ride out of the game! Not only that, but the Purple Parrots were dissolved, with Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak winding up on the Green Monkeys, and Po winding up on the Red Jaguars! Now, we are down to TWO teams! And only a couple of Double Eliminations remain! In the mean-time, things are about to get surreal, on a very PSYCHEDELIC episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "It's FAR OUT, Man!" / Instead of the normal show opening, it shows all of the remaining contestants' most surreal moments from their own shows, and the "Total Cartoon" series, shown warped and distorted, and set to the tune of Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit"! / (Instrumental Opening) Grace Slick sings: "One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall! And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall, tell them a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call. And call Alice when she was just small. When the men on the chessboard, get up and tell you where to go; and you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low; go ask Alice! I think she'll know! When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead; and the White Knight is talking backwards, and the Red Queen's 'Off with her head'! Remember what the dormouse said; feed your head! Feed your head!" / And the montage and song ends! / "The Legend Of The Lost Teacup of Lewis Carroll!" / Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak, have brought their belongings from their old trailers, into the area of the hotel, being used by the Green Monkeys! Marlene says: "Welcome to our NOT so humble abode! With any luck, it will be YOUR home away from home, for a good while!" Bubble Bass says: "So, THIS is part of the secret to the Green Monkey's great success! I would've expected no less from Spongebob Squarepants! Truly, reports of your so-called 'Ineptitude', have been GREATLY exaggerated!" Spongebob is puzzled, and says: "Thank you?" Bubble Bass says: "I was HONESTLY giving you a COMPLIMENT! Clearly, if you can last THIS long in a competition, outlasting TWO other champs so far, than Sniz placing you on the Green Monkeys, CLEARLY wasn't a fluke! I mean, I actually had to EARN my right to be on THIS team! But you; it looks like you are where you were ALWAYS meant to be! Spongebob, I've always known you to be a culinary genius; but now, I have to admit that you're a TECHNICAL genius as well!" Spongebob says: "Well, I do spend a lot of spare time reading; I ABSORBED a lot of facts!" And Johnny Krill plays a rim-shot! Yakkity laughs, and he says: "Sponge humor! That's clever!" Future Rube says: "Dad, you being in the same team as me, isn't going to be a problem, is it?" Bubble Bass says: "I don't see why it SHOULD be! You want to win, just as much as I do! Now I obviously have no way of KNOWING how it's going to go down; all I know is that, you need to do what you FEEL you need to do! I just want to let you know, that you shouldn't expect me to go EASY on you! After all, you need to learn that you HAVE to earn your wins; even against your dad!" Future Rube says: "I wouldn't expect anything less!" Wally says: "But what can we expect now? I mean, we're down to just two teams. It won't be much longer before the remaining contestants merge!" Yakkity says: "I personally have NO way of knowing! Being a NEW contestant, I honestly never EXPECTED to get this far! But now that I have, I might as well try to EARN my 'Legend' status the best that I can!" Spongebob says: "And personally, I've never been put INTO the role of a leader for my team, before! And I think Sandy has been TRYING to avoid it for as long as she could, but I think we'll soon be pitted AGAINST each other!" Bubble Bass winces, and he says: "THAT...is SO not a good thing! And not just for the OBVIOUS reasons!" Future Rube asks: "Why is THAT?!" Marlene says: "It's a classic 'Catch-22' scenario! If Spongebob BEATS Sandy, she will RESENT him for actually BEING better than her for the REST of his LIFE!" Spongebob says: "Not true! I outlasted Sandy in season two, and SHE didn't get upset, than!" Wally says: "That was different! You didn't personally ELIMINATE Sandy in that season, and she KNOWS it! One way or the other, one of you MIGHT be leaving at the end of this challenge!" Yakkity says: "It's up to you, Spongebob. Just know that whatever choice you make, we're behind you all the way." Spongebob sighs, and he says: "Sandy wouldn't just give up and avoid the challenge. We can't afford to do that either. Even if it SEEMS like a mathematical impossibility, we need to play with 110% of OUR playing ability! It's our best chance of coming out on top over the Red Jaguars!" Marlene says: "WOW! That IS very bold of you!" Spongebob says: "I guess Bubble Bass' bravery is rubbing off on me!" Bubble Bass' eyes widen up, and he asks: "Do you REALLY think I'm brave?!" Spongebob says: "Of course I do! You're honest, you've done an AMAZING job raising Infant Rube, and you've really learned how to be a great father, thanks to FUTURE Rube! Bubble Bass, Rube is LUCKY to have a father like you!" Bubble Bass says: "Wow! Praised by Spongebob himself! Well, I think we all know what we have to do in the upcoming challenge! We ALL have to be the best versions of ourselves, and play to the best of our abilities, whatever comes our way!" Wally says: "No need to worry about me! With Future Rube as my witness, you can count on me; Admiral Wally, his Smartness!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Admittedly, probably not EVERY contestant who's been ON the Green Monkeys; were equally capable of winning this season! But that doesn't mean that it didn't hurt me a little inside every time our team lost a contestant. But now that the rest of us are still here, there's no more room for second-guessing myself! Sandy's going to come roaring out of the starting gate, and I need to be prepared for that! Even if that's not what Sandy is prepared for, it's what I need to do! Or what kind of a team leader am I? A rhetorical question by the way, don't answer that!" / Marlene says: "I admit, I had TROUBLE getting recognition during the EARLY phase of this season! But now, that it's down to a core 12, I feel like I finally have room to breathe, and be a key player in these games! It won't be easy to make it to the Final Three AGAIN, but I feel like I'm UP to the challenge!" / Wally says: "Now that Bubble Bass is on the same team with Future Rube and me, I feel like our team's bonds, strong as they are; have only gotten that much stronger! I don't know how much unity the Red Jaguars have; but I know that if we face each struggle together, we'll emerge from this game show as STILL great friends! And some of us, even MORE than that!" / Yakkity says: "My personal test this season, has been surviving all the team shuffles that I've had to endure! But despite the constant team changes, the fact remains that I have managed to make it all the way HERE! I'm actually CLIMBING the summit, of the metaphorical mountain of legends! All that's left, is to reach the peak!" / Bubble Bass is feeding Infant Rube a bottle of milk, and Infant Rube IS starting to look a little bigger! Bubble Bass says: "This competition has DEFINITELY been a test of my mental resources, in more ways than one! After all, when a baby needs EVERYTHING from you; any other priorities have to come second! I'm just lucky that I'm as smart as I am; I feel prepared for just about anything!" And Infant Rube suddenly squeals, and he says: "D...d...d...d...DADDY!!!!" Bubble Bass gasps, and he says: "NEPTUNE! He said his FIRST word! And it was ME!!!! And it was CAUGHT on camera! I wonder how BLONDA is going to feel about that?" / Future Rube glances to the camera, and he says: "Even though I lived it and I can SEE it, it's STILL hard to believe I was REALLY that small!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, the Red Jaguars are having a discussion of their own, in the hotel lobby! Larry sighs, and he says: "Sandy, you know that I COMPLETELY respect you, and all the personal decisions that you have had to make, in order to keep us here." Sandy sighs, and she says: "And HERE'S where the 'But' comes in!" Larry says: "BUT, that does not mean that every decision you have made has turned out well for us!" Buhdeuce says: "We've got Po on our side now! How is THAT not a good decision?!" Sandy says: "If he's referring to the fact that we DON'T have Bubble Bass on our team, I would like to remind LARRY that it was HIS idea, to NOT have another champ on our team!" Larry says: "A decision that I still STAND by, for YOUR information! I'm talking about your decision to NOT directly face off against Spongebob in a competition of this nature!" Sandy shouts: "Spongebob is a DELICATE FLOWER!!!! He would WILT if he was CRUSHED by my full potential!" Dudley asks: "Are you deliberately NOW ignoring the fact that Spongebob ONCE turned FULL Super Saiyan 2? That does NOT scream 'Delicate Flower' to me!" Chameleon says: "And besides, a delicate flower looks like THIS!" And Chameleon transforms himself into a glass tulip, before changing back to normal! Po says: "And let's not forget, Spongebob personally bested Aang, Snaptrap, Darwin, and Treeflower in this competition, and MOST of them weren't exactly lightweights! As a matter of fact, I have to wonder! SURELY those facts haven't slipped your mind! I want to know; what is the REAL reason you're holding back?!" Buhdeuce gasps, and it DAWNS on him as he says: "She's AFRAID that Spongebob WILL turn Super Saiyan 2 again!" Larry gasps, and he asks: "REALLY?! Is that TRUE, Sandy?!" Sandy nods her head sadly, and she says: "Yes." Dudley says: "WOW! No wonder Sandy has been handling Spongebob with kid gloves so far! We had almost FORGOTTEN about THAT elephant in the room!" Chameleon says: "But we don't HAVE any elephant, unless you want ME to turn into one!" Po says: "It's a completely METAPHORICAL elephant!" Chameleon says: "Oh, right!" Larry says: "Sandy, I REALLY don't think Spongebob will go Super Saiyan 2, JUST to win a STUPID competition! Besides, he LOVES you, and he would NEVER want to hurt you!" Buhdeuce says: "Besides; you're only crazy angry the FIRST time you turn into a Super Saiyan 2! On subsequent cases, you're able to control your anger!" Sandy asks: "Have YOU ever personally turned into a Super Saiyan 2?" Buhdeuce says: "No, but that's BESIDE the point!" Larry says: "Sandy, you LOST the game once, because you underestimated MY brains and skills! Don't make the same mistake against Spongebob, because you underestimated HIS brains and skills!" Sandy says: "Well, if it's SO easy to beat Spongebob, why don't YOU do it?! Put your money where your MOUTH is, why don't you?!" Larry is taken aback, but he scoffs, and he says: "FINE! It will be EASY! I outlasted Spongebob in a competition TWICE, I can CERTAINLY do it again! But mark my words; IF I beat Spongebob, you WON'T be far behind, Sandy!" Sandy asks: "But why?!" Buhdeuce says: "I think he's saying that, in terms of team leaders, WE can do BETTER!" Larry says: "Not the way I would've put it, but yes!" (Confessional) Sandy sighs, and she says: "I've been DREADING having to face Spongebob in competition, all because he HAS the ability to turn Super Saiyan 2! Even if he IS able to control the anger impulses, he's STILL far stronger than the rest of us, save MAYBE for Po, put together! If Larry wants a crack at Spongebob, he can have AT it! I personally, want NOTHING to do with it!" / Larry says: "Look; I have spent roughly the past 20 of my 24 years of life, working and training to get the strong body that I have! What kind of athlete would I be, if I let a sponge with LESS than roughly THREE months of training, beat me in a competition?! A rhetorical question by the way, don't answer it!" / Buhdeuce says: "A Super Saiyan 2 Transformation?! That would be a REAL Breadwinner move! The trouble is, you can't just start OFF having that kind of transformation! Like Spongebob, you NEED a traumatic trigger, in order to access that kind of power and strength! Personally, I'd rather NOT have to undergo THAT kind of a transformation unless I really HAD to! After all, it's DANGEROUS to lose yourself to an anger and rage THAT strong!" / Po says: "Can I take on a Super Saiyan 2? That's hard to know. And I personally DON'T want to have to answer that question unless I absolutely HAVE to! The Dragon Warrior DOESN'T fight, just for the SAKE of fighting! He fights to protect those, who can't protect themselves!" / Dudley says: "Personally, I think Sandy and Larry are starting to worry about their chances for winning! And quite frankly, it's hard to blame them! I mean, there ARE only two of them on the Red Jaguars, and four contestants NOT from Spongebob Squarepants, counting me, are competing against them! So, unless we win this challenge; they're going to be on the cutting block, and I DON'T mean for sushi!" / Chameleon says: "Look, if it comes right down to it, I HAVE to vote with Buhdeuce, Dudley, and Po, and vote off Sandy and Larry! Larry, because he's already won; and Sandy will inevitably team up with Spongebob if she makes it to the team merge! It's purely a strategic decision, on my part!" (End Confessional) It is morning, and everyone is in the cafeteria, eating breakfast. Johnny Krill says: "You know, if someone told me at the START of this season, that out of the four teams, we'd wind up with only two; I would've played a LOT harder to make it as a contestant!" General Barracuda scoffs, and he says: "Like you would've had the BRAINS to actually do it! Even BUHDEUCE has more competent skills than you; and he's undergone MORE transformations than you can shake a stick at!" Johnny Krill sighs, and he says: "It's a fair cop!" Suddenly, Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers, Sniz says: "Attention contestants! Breakfast time is over! Just a reminder, Taotie and Stimpy were eliminated at the last competition; Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak are now on the Green Monkeys, and Po is now on the Red Jaguars! In other words, the Purple Parrots are no more! Please proceed to the Moat to find out about today's challenge! That is all!" Spongebob looks over to Sandy, and he says: "Well, this is it! No turning back, now!" Sandy sighs, and she says: "Spongebob, I WON'T be challenging you; Larry is!" Spongebob says: "But if you DON'T face me, won't THAT put you at risk?" Sandy says: "Well, we have no way of KNOWING who's going to win THIS challenge; even Future Rube doesn't know! If you WANT to stay, you're going to have to beat Larry! It's that SIMPLE!" Larry says: "HEY! Whose side are you on, ANYWAYS?!" Sandy groans, and she says: "DON'T be like THAT! This is HARD enough for me, as it is!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I've got to say it; it SUCKS to be STUCK in the middle the way I am!" / Spongebob says: "Sandy doesn't want to confront me! WHY?!" And Spongebob gasps, as it finally DAWNS on him! Spongebob says: "The Super Saiyan 2 Transformation! She must be AFRAID that she'll somehow trigger that form of mine! But I promised I would NEVER use that form unless it was an ACTUAL emergency! And if Sandy doesn't HONESTLY realize that...she's in trouble!" / Larry says: "I think that given the circumstances, I've been EXTREMELY patient and forgiving with Sandy up until now! But, she's GOING to have to make a CHOICE; her team, or her husband! And good luck with coming up with a POSSIBLE third option in THAT scenario!" (End Confessional) The contestants suit up into their team colors, and head for the Moat! Sniz says: "Welcome contestants! At long last, we have FINALLY reached the number of players that an ACTUAL episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple started off with on each episode! Of course, by the end of today, we will be eliminating two more contestants! One team will win, one team will lose. It's that simple! Of course, today's challenge may be ANYTHING but simple! Olmec, tell us what today's Legend is!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is the Lost Teacup of Lewis Carroll!" Buhdeuce asks: "WAIT! Can we LEGALLY reference that legend?" Po says: "Technically, we can! You see, Lewis Carroll's original book Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, was originally written in 1865! And since we're ONLY referencing the book, we can legally do that, given that the actual book has LONG since fallen into the public domain!" Marlene says: "Thank goodness for the public domain! It's not just for High School Book Reports anymore!" Sniz says: "In any case, we're going to re-enact a scene from the book! At one point, Alice grew SO tall, she LITERALLY cried a lake full of tears, which she later had to get out of, when she shrunk by down to size! Therefore, in crossing the Moat, you will ride in an over-sized bottle, from one of the Moat, to the other! Each team will be divided into groups of three, with the end result being that two bottles from each team gets across! Once every member of each team gets across, they will ring their Gong Pedestal, in order to win a Pendant of Life, that they will need for the Temple Run! Spongebob, Marlene, and Yakkity will be the first group for the Green Monkeys; Larry, Dudley, and Chameleon will be the first group for the Red Jaguars, and the other contestants will be in the second group! And since you'll be traveling in bottles, what better way to mark the occasion, than with The Police song, 'Message In A Bottle'?" Po asks: "Wait! How are WE able to AFFORD to use all of these songs, anyways?!" Sniz says: "MERCHANDISING!" Wally asks: "Merchandising?" Sniz says: "Sure! I'll show you! Johnny Krill, open up the store!" Johnny opens up a HUGE merchandise store, and a BUNCH of "Total Cartoon" related merchandise appears in it! Sniz says: "Take a look! We put the series' name on EVERYTHING! Merchandising, merchandising! Where the REAL money from the series is made! Total Cartoon the lunch-box, Total Cartoon the breakfast cereal, Total Cartoon the coloring book, Total Cartoon the T-Shirt, Total Cartoon the FLAMETHROWER!!!! The kids really LOVE that one! And last but not least, Total Cartoon the Talking Toy, ME!" Sniz pushes a button on his action figure, and it says: "Don't forget to be a loyal viewer, of Total Cartoon Legends!" Sniz kisses it, and he says: "It's POPULAR with the ladies!" (Confessional) Po says: "Well, mystery solved!" / Marlene says: "FIGURES that most of these legends HAVE come from the Public Domain! How ELSE could Sniz AFFORD to give us some REWARD incentives after some of these challenges?!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "In any case, you know the drill, so I'll let you get right to it! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage, the first group of contestants get across the moat just fine. But Sandy and Buhdeuce REALLY have to struggle, due to Po's immense MUSCLE weight, slowing their progress down! / Sting sings: "Just a castaway, an island lost at sea! Another lonely day, with no one here but me! More loneliness, than any man could bear! Rescue me before I fall into despair! I'll send an SOS to the world! I'll send an SOS to the world! I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle! Message in a bottle! A year has passed since I wrote my note; but I should have known this right from the start! Only hope can keep me together! Love can mend your life, but love can break your heart! I'll send an SOS to the world! I'll send an SOS to the world! I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle! Message in a bottle. Oh, message in a bottle. Message in a bottle. Walked out this morning; don't believe what I saw! A hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore! Seems I'm not alone at being alone! A hundred billion castaways, looking for a home! I'll send an SOS to the world! I'll send an SOS to the world! I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle! Message in a bottle. Message in a bottle. Message in a bottle. Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS!" / And the song fades out, as the challenge ends as the Green Monkeys finish crossing first! Sniz says: "And the Green Monkeys have done it! They have finished crossing, and they win a Pendant of Life, that they will need for the Temple Run!" Spongebob says: "Good work, everybody! We all did it together!" Larry turns to Sandy, and he scoffs: "Hmph! It seems like Spongebob is doing perfectly FINE for himself in this challenge! Maybe YOU'RE worried over NOTHING!" Sandy says: "Super Saiyan 2 ISN'T nothing!" Spongebob says: "You're honestly WORRIED about that?! Sandy, you HAVE my promise! I am not, COULD not, and would NEVER turn into a Super Saiyan 2 against you! There are NO circumstances that could EVER--!" Marlene screams: "DON'T SAY IT!! I know, the possibility is a very, very, TINY possibility; but it STILL exists! If you FINISH that sentence the way you WANT to, you WILL inevitably be FACED with whether you will KEEP your word, or have to BREAK the promise that you made! And I guarantee you, Karma WILL find a way to test your resolve!" Spongebob sighs, and he says: "LIKELY make me turn into a Super Saiyan 2 in this competition; but I would NEVER stop being who I am because of that! And THAT is a promise, that I CAN keep!" Marlene nods her head, and she says: "That's better!" Sniz says: "We've got to get everybody dried off, but don't go away! Because we'll be right back with MORE Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the contestants have gathered at the Steps Of Knowledge! Buhdeuce asks: "Another SHORT commercial break?!" Po says: "That can only mean that Sniz is worried about the CONTENT of this challenge again!" Wally says: "Well, at least NONE of us are robots; and we ALL know better than to say ANYTHING that's NOT suitable for television!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! Bulma's elimination certainly took care of THAT problem!" Sniz arrives, and he says: "It's true! I want to keep this episode done as quickly as possible! No muss, no fuss, no asparagus, unless you happen to LIKE that sort of thing!" Chameleon says: "Sometimes with butter! I'm pretty sure it helps keep my skin green!" Sniz says: "Well, in any case, seeing as how there are only two teams; we'll have to do the Steps of Knowledge a bit differently! Four contestants from each team will answer questions. HOWEVER, only the two contestants from each team, that make it down to the bottom of the Steps of Knowledge, will get to compete in the Challenge Arena! So, it will take a good combination of knowledge AND skill to prevail in this challenge! With that being said, you shall decide, who will volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge!" Spongebob says: "Bubble Bass, even though we've had some differences in the past, I can think of nobody better to help me win the Steps of Knowledge, than you!" Bubble Bass says: "Well in that case, I will do the best I can to help you!" Future Rube says: "I'm not ready to face against my father just yet. Marlene, will you and Yakkity be the other group?" Marlene says: "Sure! I'll give it a shot! I've never worked with a yak before, but there's a first time for everything!" Yakkity says: "Awesome! I'm with Miss Congeniality herself!" Larry asks: "MISS Congeniality? Is THAT what they're calling her now? In any case, I'm partnering with BUHDEUCE!" Sandy yells in shock: "WHAT?! You'd pick HIM, over ME?! After everything I've DONE for this team?!" Larry scoffs, and he says: "If you did HALF as much for this team as you SAID you did, our team numbers wouldn't have GOTTEN this LOW, at this point in the game! It's OBVIOUS you need a vacation! I think circumstances FORCE us to CHOOSE a new leader! And I pick, ME!!!!" Sandy growls, and she says: "Who does this invertebrate think he's DEALING with, ANYWAYS?!" Larry says: "The rock lobster, is TAKING over!" Sandy scowls, and she angrily yells: "NO one double crosses a squirrel from Texas, and walks away without a THRASHING! Po, partner up with ME! Larry, you just BOUGHT yourself a challenge THROW DOWN!" Larry scoffs, and he says: "Fine with me! It makes the challenge more interesting, for ME!!!!" Dudley turns to Chameleon, and Dudley says: "The Red Jaguars are about to TEAR themselves apart!" Chameleon nods in agreement, and he says: "I think you're right! And I don't know, if there's anything we can do, to STOP it!" Sniz says: "Well, in any case; it's time we get on with the Steps of Knowledge! If either group of Green Monkeys is the first one down, they will receive an Immunity Pendant! Otherwise, they'll have to find it in the Challenge Arena! Olmec, take it away please!" Olmec says: "Although he was born Charles Lutwidge Dodgson on January 27, 1832 in Daresbury, England; this man would gain literary fame under his pen name, Lewis Carroll! His works have been praised for their word play, and contrasts between logic and fantasy! Lewis Carroll was initially home schooled, and did not go to a proper school until he was 12, when he attended the Richmond Grammar School in Richmond, North Yorkshire. Although he grew to a height of six feet and was rather slender, Lewis Carroll had to struggle with health problems, such as being deaf in one ear, and Lewis Carroll struggled as he spoke with a stammer, and often had to stand up to bullies, who were bullying younger children. Even so, Lewis Carroll excelled scholastically, and in May 1850, he became matriculated at the University of Oxford! In 1852, he obtained first class honors in Mathematics Moderations, and eventually graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in 1854! Although Lewis Carroll started writing and publishing poetry and short stories for various magazines between 1854 through 1856, it wasn't until Lewis Carroll took a maritime trip with Henry Liddell, and his daughter, Alice Liddell; the later said to be the inspiration for the LITERARY Alice, did inspiration truly strike him! The legend says, that while Lewis Carroll was having a cup of tea in his teacup, that Lewis Carroll imagined the adventures of a girl in a fantasy land, who would grown and shrink in size, based on what she ate or drank! Although it initially had the title of Alice's Adventure's Under Ground, it was published in 1865, as Alice's Adventure's In Wonderland! Despite rumors by some, that the book contained hidden drug references, no serious evidence has even been uncovered to indicate that the actual book HAS any drug usage! Although Lewis Carroll published 29 other literary works, only the sequel to Alice's Adventure's In Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass And What Alice Found There, ever sold better than his first book! Lewis Carroll passed away due to Pneumonia, on January 14, 1898. His Teacup was nowhere to be found, until it found it's way to the Temple! Your job, is to retrieve the Lost Teacup of Lewis Carroll, and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks, Olmec! Where can the Lost Teacup of Lewis Carroll be found?" Olmec says: "The Lost Teacup can be found in the Rose Hedge Maze!" Sniz says: "All right! You know the drill, I will let you take it from here! Olmec, start your questions!" Olmec asks: "What was Lewis Carroll's birth name?" Spongebob rings in and Bubble Bass answers: "Charles Lutwidge Dodgson!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Spongebob and Bubble Bass move DOWN a step! Larry asks: "WELL? Are you EVER going to make a MOVE, Sandy?" Sandy says: "That depends. When are YOU going to make one?!" Buhdeuce says: "Normally, I LIKE a good challenge, but you're BOTH getting a little TOO intense!" Larry asks: "INTENSE?! I'll show HER intense!" Olmec asks: "When and where was Lewis Carroll born?" Larry ring in and answers: "On January 27, 1832, in Daresbury, England!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Larry and Buhdeuce move down a step! Larry says: "SEE? I'm not AFRAID of Spongebob!" Sandy says: "Mark my words; if you TRY to beat Spongebob, you're GOING to have a bad time!" Buhdeuce says: "Even I know what THAT'S a reference to!" Olmec asks: "True or false, Lewis Carroll was home-schooled until he was 12?" Yakkity rings in, and Marlene answers: "True!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Yakkity and Marlene move down a step! Marlene says: "I know you're both REALLY interested in destroying each other! But don't forget, there ARE other players in this mix as well!" Po says: "I know that, YOU know that! But TRY telling Sandy and Larry THAT!" Olmec asks: "What was the first school that Lewis Carroll attended?" Po rings in and Sandy answers: "The Richmond Grammar School in Richmond, North Yorkshire!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Po and Sandy move down a step! Larry says: "Your answer proves NOTHING, Sandy! It's NOT going to get me to STOP! The only way to make sure that I DON'T beat Spongebob, is to beat him yourself! But are you WILLING to do that, is the question?!" Po says: "Sandy, there's no shame in walking away from a challenge that HAS no winners!" Sandy says: "There is NO one tougher than ME, remaining! I will show YOU what I'm made of!" Wally shakes his head, and he says: "This is SO going to end badly!" Olmec asks: "What were some of the various health problems that Lewis Carroll had?" Spongebob rings in, and Bubble Bass answers: "He was deaf in one ear, and he spoke with a stammer!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Spongebob and Bubble Bass move down a step! Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, I know you're NOT going to like this idea, but you've GOT to get the next question right, or VIOLENCE will break out between Sandy and Larry!" Spongebob sighs, and he says: "You're right, Bubble Bass. It IS the lesser of two evils!" Olmec asks: "In what University did Lewis Carroll get matriculated at?" Yakkity rings in, and Marlene answers: "The University of Oxford in 1850!" Olmec says: "That is correct! And Marlene and Yakkity move down a step! Marlene says: "Hope you don't mind that I join you!" Bubble Bass asks: "Are you CRAZY?! Larry and Sandy are on the VERGE of destroying each other, and they don't need any additional prodding from YOU to stoke their metaphorical fire!" Yakkity says: "Come on! She was JOKING! She does that!" Bubble Bass says: "There is a time and a PLACE for joking, and it is certainly NOT now!" Olmec asks: "What did Lewis Carroll graduate with?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "A Bachelor of Arts, in 1854!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Buhdeuce and Larry move down a step! Larry says: "The moment of TRUTH is upon you! What are YOU going to do?" Sandy seriously says: "Oh, you'll SEE what I'll do soon enough!" Po gulps nervously, and he says: "Why do I not like the sound of THAT?!" Wally says: "Probably, for the same reasons I don't!" Olmec asks: "Who was said to be inspiration, for the literary Alice?" Sandy rings in and answers: "Alice Liddell!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Sandy and Po move down a step! Larry says: "Last CHANCE, Sandy! Make a move, or I WILL!!!!" Chameleon says: "This is TOO intense! I can't WATCH this!" And Chameleon turns into a blindfold, and wraps himself around Dudley's eyes! Dudley says: "Look, I LIKE being next to you, but this is a little MUCH!" Olmec asks: "What was the original planned title, of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland?" And while EVERYONE darts for their buzzer, Spongebob ACTUALLY taps into Super Saiyan SPEED to reach his first, and he answers: "Alice's Adventure's Under Ground!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Spongebob and Bubble Bass move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "Spongebob and Bubble Bass are in it for the Green Monkeys! And one of you gets the Immunity Pendant!" Bubble Bass says: "I think YOU better take it, Spongebob! I think you'll need it a LOT more than I will!" Spongebob says: "Thank you; but this challenge is NOT over yet!" Sniz says: "Quite right! TWO Red Jaguars need to FINISH this challenge!" Sandy says: "And Larry, YOU failed! Spongebob is BETTER than you; just ADMIT it!" Larry says: "I'll admit to NOTHING, until I LITERALLY wipe the floor with him on the Challenge Arena! I'm NOT letting him BEAT me!" Sandy says: "Not if I BEAT you first!" Larry says: "You'll do no such thing, because THAN, you'd have to try to beat SPONGEBOB, and YOU would NEVER do that! Now, why don't you just RELAX while I WIN?!" Sandy yells: "Why don't YOU just talk to my FISTS?!!!" And before Larry realizes it, Larry and Sandy are in a "Big Ball Of Violence!" Wally yells: "Out of the WAY! A whirlwind of Tom & Jerry proportions are blowing through!" And everyone quickly GETS out of the way of Sandy's and Larry's melee, as they THRASH their way THROUGH the Challenge Arena, and through MOST of the rooms in Olmec's Temple! They come out of the Temple, and Sniz finally shouts: "ENOUGH!!" And Sandy's and Larry's melee finally dissipates! Sniz yells: "What's the idea of BUSTING up the Challenge Arena and Olmec's Temple?! Just LOOK at the damage you caused! It took Johnny Krill TWELVE hours to set up this entire challenge, now HALF of it's BROKEN!!!! This is UNACCEPTABLE behavior, for BOTH of you! You are BOTH receiving 4 penalty votes IMMEDIATELY at the Elimination Ceremony!" Larry yells: "WHAT?! You CAN'T tell us WE'RE attending the Elimination Ceremony! Our TEAM hasn't even LOST yet!" Sniz says: "Well, if you hadn't have BROKEN the Challenge Arena, you would BOTH still have a chance! But seeing as the Challenge Arena and Olmec's Temple are now in disrepair, we now CAN'T do those challenges, and we don't have the TIME in this episode to fix it up! Therefore, since your team LOST at the Steps of Knowledge, your TEAM loses by default!" Sandy growls at Larry, and she says: "You just HAD to try to take command away from me, DIDN'T you?!" Larry rhetorically asks: "And WATCH as you just SURRENDERED yourself to LET Spongebob win? You WISH!" Sniz sighs, and he says: "Green Monkeys, go ahead and take the night off! The Red Jaguars have an APPOINTMENT with the Elimination Ceremony!" Bubble Bass rushes to Sandy, and Bubble Bass says: "Don't worry about a thing, Sandy! I'm not forgetting the promise that I made to you earlier! If you happen to get eliminated first, I will do what I can to keep Spongebob safe!" Sandy sighs in relief, and she says: "Thank you, I needed to hear that!" Spongebob sighs, and he says: "Sandy, you shouldn't have HESITATED against Larry! You should KNOW that I wouldn't have felt humiliated if you HAD beaten me in the Steps of Knowledge! I NEVER cared on previous occasions when you were smarter than me, before. You never HAD to hold back!" Sandy sighs, and she says: "I...was so WORRIED that Karma was going to target you, for YOUR role in Bulma's elimination, I guess I internalized YOUR problem, and tried to take care of it myself! I...didn't handle myself well! But Spongebob; you have to promise me that regardless of the outcome of tonight's elimination ceremony, you'll get through the rest of these challenges the best that you can!" Spongebob says: "Don't worry, Sandy. You HAVE my promise!" Sandy says: "Thank you! I'll be all right, ONE way or the other! And I KNOW the same will hold true for you!" (Confessional) Sandy sighs, and she says: "That's the PROBLEM with being in a team full of ALPHA Wolves! Eventually, it gets to the point where every single member of your pack, wants to be the ONLY Alpha Wolf within it! At least, Spongebob didn't end up being demeaned to either Larry OR me, so at least I have a moral victory on my hands!" / Larry exclaims: "Wow! I KNEW Sandy was determined to NOT let Spongebob be humiliated, but I didn't think she would be THAT determined! She COMPLETELY threw away her OWN chance at winning, just so I WOULDN'T show up Spongebob! Although, it remains to be seen if her sacrifice will be WORTH it! After all, she's STILL leaving Spongebob at the potential mercy of nine other contestants! And there is now NOTHING she can do, to stop anything that might come Spongebob's way!" / Po sighs, and he says: "Tigress, WHY did you have to influence the ENTIRE Red Jaguar's team to be like THIS?! I mean, THIS is what happens when OTHERS try to emulate you! It does NOT end well!" / Dudley says: "The damage caused by Larry and Sandy was NOTHING short of AMAZING, in a destructive sort of way! Even so, I can't allow their animosity to run rampant on this team any longer! I HAVE to vote them OFF!" / Chameleon shudders and he says: "To think, I used to do villainous plots like THAT! It's REALLY ugly when you take a long, hard look at it! Regardless of who deserves the most blame, they both played a part in damaging our team's reputation, so they both HAVE to go!" / Buhdeuce sighs, and he says: "I didn't want to beat Sandy and Larry, NOT like this! They deserved a better END than this! But unless we vote them off now, we might not get another shot to do this! Sorry, Sandy and Larry; but the only contestants you have to blame for YOUR elimination, are YOURSELVES!" (End Confessional) The Red Jaguars are at the Elimination Ceremony! Sniz says: "It's REALLY disappointing that it's had to come to this! You started out as 11, highly skilled athletes, and you will soon be down to a paltry four contestants! You know the drill; BUT, Larry and Sandy, you WILL have four penalty votes tacked onto your tally! You would BOTH need every other member of your team to NOT vote you off, to stay here! And BUHDEUCE still has his Immunity Pendant! With that being said, VOTE!" And the Red Jaguars all make their voting choices quickly! Sniz says: "Voting over, so it's time--." Buhdeuce says: "I'm not leaving ANYTHING to chance! I'm PLAYING my Immunity Pendant on myself!" And Buhdeuce slaps it down! And Sandy says: "Oh, MAN!!!!" Sniz says: "The Immunity Pendant is real. That means all votes cast for Buhdeuce will NOT count! Now, it's time to reveal who is safe! Obviously, Buhdeuce! Po! Dudley!" It gets down to Sandy, Larry, and Chameleon, who are the only contestants left! Sniz says: "One final Chocolate Pendant of Life left, and it goes to, CHAMELEON!!!!" Larry stares in disbelieving shock, and he says: "I've been ELIMINATED, by a DUCK?!!!" Buhdeuce says: "A Breadwinner duck!" Sandy shakes her head, and she says: "If we hadn't been so FOCUSED on destroying each other, we would STILL have a CHANCE against that guy!" Po shakes his head, and he says: "I WARNED you about competing in a challenge where NOBODY wins! I'm just sad that it took YOUR eliminations for you to learn it!" Dudley says: "If it's any consolation, the elimination was strategic, and NOT a personal agenda!" Larry says: "A rather SMALL consolation, as it doesn't keep US from having to leave!" Chameleon says: "Even so, I have a feeling that you WILL be missed!" Sandy and Larry put on helmets, and strap themselves into the Mine Cart of Shame. Sniz says: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And Sandy and Larry rocket down the rail-ways, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "And than, there were ten! One former champ, and nine other potential legends are still standing at this critical point in the game! One Double Elimination remains! We're off next time for a Performance Review, but be sure to tune in, for the next regular episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where it is ALWAYS the right time, to enjoy a good legend!" / Stinger: Sandy and Larry exit out of a Mine Portal, and find themselves on a Hawaiian Beach! Sandy looks around, and she says: "That's weird! Given our recent spat, I thought the portal would take us somewhere that was a lot more VIOLENT!" Larry says: "I don't really care WHERE we have wound up, just so long as we're no longer in a competition that pitted the BOTH of us against each other!" A familiar voice says: "Well, long time, no see!" Sandy and Larry both say: "SUPER CHUM?!!!" Super Chum's ship pulls up, and he says: "You know it!" Super Chum weighs anchor, and he slowly descends to shore! Super Chum says: "It's a good thing you BOTH got here! I've got a TON of un-recycled plastic stuff and junk that I collected from the garbage patches in this ocean, and it would be a GREAT help to me if you would help me sort out the piles of recycling, and where they need to go to!" Larry asks: "Do we have to?" Sandy sighs, and she says: "I think we just better do it. After all, it's better that we PAY for our karmic debt to each other NOW, instead of later!" Larry says: "One thing you can say about Karma, it SURE is the Great Equalizer!" / Episode Notes: Featured Songs in this episode include Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit", and The Police's "Message In a Bottle". Sandy and Larry both wind up eliminated via Penalty Votes in this episode, which makes Bubble Bass the LAST former champ still in the game! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. 18. Daggett Beaver. 17. Pearl Krabs Barracuda. 16. Bulma Briefs. 15. Keswick. 14. Taotie. 13. Stimpy J. Cat. 12. Sandy Cheeks. 11. Larry The Lobster. Remaining Contestants: Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Po, Red Jaguars. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Green Monkeys. Yakkity Yak, Green Monkeys. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Note: It's one thing to SAY that you're going to play a nice, honorable game. It's quite another to actually stick BY it, especially when there's up to $44.44 Million on the line! The personalities of Sandy and Larry, simply ended up clashing together! Larry wanted to THOROUGHLY beat Spongebob in the competition, while Sandy WASN'T going to let him do it! And when push came to shove, they both ended up brawling against each other, pushing their brawl to the BREAKING point! Unfortunately, this resulted in a case of a "Surprisingly Realistic Outcome", as Sniz gave them BOTH Penalty Votes for breaking HALF of Olmec's Temple and Challenge Arena, and allowing Buhdeuce a rather easy, if unsatisfactory win against them. Now we are down to ten contestants, and ONE final team challenge to go, after another Performance Review! I hope you enjoyed reading this episode, as much as I did reading it! Enough said, true believers!
  2. Even though it's only in the game, this STILL marks the first time we've seen Larry the Snail, Spongegar, Patar, Squag, and Spongebuck in ages! It will be interesting to see this game FINALLY come out! Enough said, true believers!
  3. Okay, I said EARLIER that I WASN'T going to do another potentially controversial episode, but even though this IS another potentially controversial episode; at LEAST it will be potentially controversial for completely DIFFERENT reasons! / Before the episode starts proper, an episode disclaimer appears at the start of the episode. It reads as follows: "The following episode, based around Lewis Carroll's novel Alice's Adventure's In Wonderland, contains references to drug usage. The author personally, does not condone the usage of drugs except when used for medicinal, and responsible purposes. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental, and should not be inferred. ~ Jason Cantu." / Sniz is on top of the Steps of Knowledge, and he says: "Last time, on Total Cartoon Legends; the Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots were left reeling, after the discovery that Bulma Briefs had been telling the truth; and they eliminated her for NOTHING! Desperate to heal their Karma, the contestants went to great lengths to make amends for their mistake! Taotie ended up paying for his mistake PHYSICALLY, as nearly EVERY single meatball cannon shot that was fired, ended up hitting him! Stimpy on the other hand, realizing that he was flawed as anyone else, decided that he needed to put HIMSELF on the line, in order to heal his own karma; mostly because, he felt like he needed to talk to Ren again! I don't completely understand his train of thought on that, but that's his OWN personal agenda! In any case, at the end of the challenge, the Red Jaguars won the most points, with Buhdeuce winning the Temple Run! At the end of the challenge, Taotie and Stimpy had the least points out of everyone, and they ended up taking a Mine Cart Ride out of the game! Not only that, but the Purple Parrots were dissolved, with Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak winding up on the Green Monkeys, and Po winding up on the Red Jaguars! Now, we are down to TWO teams! And only a couple of Double Eliminations remain! In the mean-time, things are about to get surreal, on a very PSYCHEDELIC episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "It's FAR OUT, Man!" / Instead of the normal show opening, it shows all of the remaining contestants' most surreal moments from their own shows, and the "Total Cartoon" series, shown warped and distorted, and set to the tune of Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit"! / (Instrumental Opening) Grace Slick sings: "One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall! And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall, tell them a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call. And call Alice when she was just small. When the men on the chessboard, get up and tell you where to go; and you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low; go ask Alice! I think she'll know! When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead; and the White Knight is talking backwards, and the Red Queen's 'Off with her head'! Remember what the dormouse said; feed your head! Feed your head!" / And the montage and song ends! / "The Legend Of The Lost Teacup of Lewis Carroll!" / Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak, have brought their belongings from their old trailers, into the area of the hotel, being used by the Green Monkeys! Marlene says: "Welcome to our NOT so humble abode! With any luck, it will be YOUR home away from home, for a good while!" Bubble Bass says: "So, THIS is part of the secret to the Green Monkey's great success! I would've expected no less from Spongebob Squarepants! Truly, reports of your so-called 'Ineptitude', have been GREATLY exaggerated!" Spongebob is puzzled, and says: "Thank you?" Bubble Bass says: "I was HONESTLY giving you a COMPLIMENT! Clearly, if you can last THIS long in a competition, outlasting TWO other champs so far, than Sniz placing you on the Green Monkeys, CLEARLY wasn't a fluke! I mean, I actually had to EARN my right to be on THIS team! But you; it looks like you are where you were ALWAYS meant to be! Spongebob, I've always known you to be a culinary genius; but now, I have to admit that you're a TECHNICAL genius as well!" Spongebob says: "Well, I do spend a lot of spare time reading; I ABSORBED a lot of facts!" And Johnny Krill plays a rim-shot! Yakkity laughs, and he says: "Sponge humor! That's clever!" Future Rube says: "Dad, you being in the same team as me, isn't going to be a problem, is it?" Bubble Bass says: "I don't see why it SHOULD be! You want to win, just as much as I do! Now I obviously have no way of KNOWING how it's going to go down; all I know is that, you need to do what you FEEL you need to do! I just want to let you know, that you shouldn't expect me to go EASY on you! After all, you need to learn that you HAVE to earn your wins; even against your dad!" Future Rube says: "I wouldn't expect anything less!" Wally says: "But what can we expect now? I mean, we're down to just two teams. It won't be much longer before the remaining contestants merge!" Yakkity says: "I personally have NO way of knowing! Being a NEW contestant, I honestly never EXPECTED to get this far! But now that I have, I might as well try to EARN my 'Legend' status the best that I can!" Spongebob says: "And personally, I've never been put INTO the role of a leader for my team, before! And I think Sandy has been TRYING to avoid it for as long as she could, but I think we'll soon be pitted AGAINST each other!" Bubble Bass winces, and he says: "THAT...is SO not a good thing! And not just for the OBVIOUS reasons!" Future Rube asks: "Why is THAT?!" Marlene says: "It's a classic 'Catch-22' scenario! If Spongebob BEATS Sandy, she will RESENT him for actually BEING better than her for the REST of his LIFE!" Spongebob says: "Not true! I outlasted Sandy in season two, and SHE didn't get upset, than!" Wally says: "That was different! You didn't personally ELIMINATE Sandy in that season, and she KNOWS it! One way or the other, one of you MIGHT be leaving at the end of this challenge!" Yakkity says: "It's up to you, Spongebob. Just know that whatever choice you make, we're behind you all the way." Spongebob sighs, and he says: "Sandy wouldn't just give up and avoid the challenge. We can't afford to do that either. Even if it SEEMS like a mathematical impossibility, we need to play with 110% of OUR playing ability! It's our best chance of coming out on top over the Red Jaguars!" Marlene says: "WOW! That IS very bold of you!" Spongebob says: "I guess Bubble Bass' bravery is rubbing off on me!" Bubble Bass' eyes widen up, and he asks: "Do you REALLY think I'm brave?!" Spongebob says: "Of course I do! You're honest, you've done an AMAZING job raising Infant Rube, and you've really learned how to be a great father, thanks to FUTURE Rube! Bubble Bass, Rube is LUCKY to have a father like you!" Bubble Bass says: "Wow! Praised by Spongebob himself! Well, I think we all know what we have to do in the upcoming challenge! We ALL have to be the best versions of ourselves, and play to the best of our abilities, whatever comes our way!" Wally says: "No need to worry about me! With Future Rube as my witness, you can count on me; Admiral Wally, his Smartness!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Admittedly, probably not EVERY contestant who's been ON the Green Monkeys; were equally capable of winning this season! But that doesn't mean that it didn't hurt me a little inside every time our team lost a contestant. But now that the rest of us are still here, there's no more room for second-guessing myself! Sandy's going to come roaring out of the starting gate, and I need to be prepared for that! Even if that's not what Sandy is prepared for, it's what I need to do! Or what kind of a team leader am I? A rhetorical question by the way, don't answer that!" / Marlene says: "I admit, I had TROUBLE getting recognition during the EARLY phase of this season! But now, that it's down to a core 12, I feel like I finally have room to breathe, and be a key player in these games! It won't be easy to make it to the Final Three AGAIN, but I feel like I'm UP to the challenge!" / Wally says: "Now that Bubble Bass is on the same team with Future Rube and me, I feel like our team's bonds, strong as they are; have only gotten that much stronger! I don't know how much unity the Red Jaguars have; but I know that if we face each struggle together, we'll emerge from this game show as STILL great friends! And some of us, even MORE than that!" / Yakkity says: "My personal test this season, has been surviving all the team shuffles that I've had to endure! But despite the constant team changes, the fact remains that I have managed to make it all the way HERE! I'm actually CLIMBING the summit, of the metaphorical mountain of legends! All that's left, is to reach the peak!" / Bubble Bass is feeding Infant Rube a bottle of milk, and Infant Rube IS starting to look a little bigger! Bubble Bass says: "This competition has DEFINITELY been a test of my mental resources, in more ways than one! After all, when a baby needs EVERYTHING from you; any other priorities have to come second! I'm just lucky that I'm as smart as I am; I feel prepared for just about anything!" And Infant Rube suddenly squeals, and he says: "D...d...d...d...DADDY!!!!" Bubble Bass gasps, and he says: "NEPTUNE! He said his FIRST word! And it was ME!!!! And it was CAUGHT on camera! I wonder how BLONDA is going to feel about that?" / Future Rube glances to the camera, and he says: "Even though I lived it and I can SEE it, it's STILL hard to believe I was REALLY that small!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, the Red Jaguars are having a discussion of their own, in the hotel lobby! Larry sighs, and he says: "Sandy, you know that I COMPLETELY respect you, and all the personal decisions that you have had to make, in order to keep us here." Sandy sighs, and she says: "And HERE'S where the 'But' comes in!" Larry says: "BUT, that does not mean that every decision you have made has turned out well for us!" Buhdeuce says: "We've got Po on our side now! How is THAT not a good decision?!" Sandy says: "If he's referring to the fact that we DON'T have Bubble Bass on our team, I would like to remind LARRY that it was HIS idea, to NOT have another champ on our team!" Larry says: "A decision that I still STAND by, for YOUR information! I'm talking about your decision to NOT directly face off against Spongebob in a competition of this nature!" Sandy shouts: "Spongebob is a DELICATE FLOWER!!!! He would WILT if he was CRUSHED by my full potential!" Dudley asks: "Are you deliberately NOW ignoring the fact that Spongebob ONCE turned FULL Super Saiyan 2? That does NOT scream 'Delicate Flower' to me!" Chameleon says: "And besides, a delicate flower looks like THIS!" And Chameleon transforms himself into a glass tulip, before changing back to normal! Po says: "And let's not forget, Spongebob personally bested Aang, Snaptrap, Darwin, and Treeflower in this competition, and MOST of them weren't exactly lightweights! As a matter of fact, I have to wonder! SURELY those facts haven't slipped your mind! I want to know; what is the REAL reason you're holding back?!" Buhdeuce gasps, and it DAWNS on him as he says: "She's AFRAID that Spongebob WILL turn Super Saiyan 2 again!" Larry gasps, and he asks: "REALLY?! Is that TRUE, Sandy?!" Sandy nods her head sadly, and she says: "Yes." Dudley says: "WOW! No wonder Sandy has been handling Spongebob with kid gloves so far! We had almost FORGOTTEN about THAT elephant in the room!" Chameleon says: "But we don't HAVE any elephant, unless you want ME to turn into one!" Po says: "It's a completely METAPHORICAL elephant!" Chameleon says: "Oh, right!" Larry says: "Sandy, I REALLY don't think Spongebob will go Super Saiyan 2, JUST to win a STUPID competition! Besides, he LOVES you, and he would NEVER want to hurt you!" Buhdeuce says: "Besides; you're only crazy angry the FIRST time you turn into a Super Saiyan 2! On subsequent cases, you're able to control your anger!" Sandy asks: "Have YOU ever personally turned into a Super Saiyan 2?" Buhdeuce says: "No, but that's BESIDE the point!" Larry says: "Sandy, you LOST the game once, because you underestimated MY brains and skills! Don't make the same mistake against Spongebob, because you underestimated HIS brains and skills!" Sandy says: "Well, if it's SO easy to beat Spongebob, why don't YOU do it?! Put your money where your MOUTH is, why don't you?!" Larry is taken aback, but he scoffs, and he says: "FINE! It will be EASY! I outlasted Spongebob in a competition TWICE, I can CERTAINLY do it again! But mark my words; IF I beat Spongebob, you WON'T be far behind, Sandy!" Sandy asks: "But why?!" Buhdeuce says: "I think he's saying that, in terms of team leaders, WE can do BETTER!" Larry says: "Not the way I would've put it, but yes!" (Confessional) Sandy sighs, and she says: "I've been DREADING having to face Spongebob in competition, all because he HAS the ability to turn Super Saiyan 2! Even if he IS able to control the anger impulses, he's STILL far stronger than the rest of us, save MAYBE for Po, put together! If Larry wants a crack at Spongebob, he can have AT it! I personally, want NOTHING to do with it!" / Larry says: "Look; I have spent roughly the past 20 of my 24 years of life, working and training to get the strong body that I have! What kind of athlete would I be, if I let a sponge with LESS than roughly THREE months of training, beat me in a competition?! A rhetorical question by the way, don't answer it!" / Buhdeuce says: "A Super Saiyan 2 Transformation?! That would be a REAL Breadwinner move! The trouble is, you can't just start OFF having that kind of transformation! Like Spongebob, you NEED a traumatic trigger, in order to access that kind of power and strength! Personally, I'd rather NOT have to undergo THAT kind of a transformation unless I really HAD to! After all, it's DANGEROUS to lose yourself to an anger and rage THAT strong!" / Po says: "Can I take on a Super Saiyan 2? That's hard to know. And I personally DON'T want to have to answer that question unless I absolutely HAVE to! The Dragon Warrior DOESN'T fight, just for the SAKE of fighting! He fights to protect those, who can't protect themselves!" / Dudley says: "Personally, I think Sandy and Larry are starting to worry about their chances for winning! And quite frankly, it's hard to blame them! I mean, there ARE only two of them on the Red Jaguars, and four contestants NOT from Spongebob Squarepants, counting me, are competing against them! So, unless we win this challenge; they're going to be on the cutting block, and I DON'T mean for sushi!" / Chameleon says: "Look, if it comes right down to it, I HAVE to vote with Buhdeuce, Dudley, and Po, and vote off Sandy and Larry! Larry, because he's already won; and Sandy will inevitably team up with Spongebob if she makes it to the team merge! It's purely a strategic decision, on my part!" (End Confessional) It is morning, and everyone is in the cafeteria, eating breakfast. Johnny Krill says: "You know, if someone told me at the START of this season, that out of the four teams, we'd wind up with only two; I would've played a LOT harder to make it as a contestant!" General Barracuda scoffs, and he says: "Like you would've had the BRAINS to actually do it! Even BUHDEUCE has more competent skills than you; and he's undergone MORE transformations than you can shake a stick at!" Johnny Krill sighs, and he says: "It's a fair cop!" Suddenly, Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers, Sniz says: "Attention contestants! Breakfast time is over! Just a reminder, Taotie and Stimpy were eliminated at the last competition; Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak are now on the Green Monkeys, and Po is now on the Red Jaguars! In other words, the Purple Parrots are no more! Please proceed to the Moat to find out about today's challenge! That is all!" Spongebob looks over to Sandy, and he says: "Well, this is it! No turning back, now!" Sandy sighs, and she says: "Spongebob, I WON'T be challenging you; Larry is!" Spongebob says: "But if you DON'T face me, won't THAT put you at risk?" Sandy says: "Well, we have no way of KNOWING who's going to win THIS challenge; even Future Rube doesn't know! If you WANT to stay, you're going to have to beat Larry! It's that SIMPLE!" Larry says: "HEY! Whose side are you on, ANYWAYS?!" Sandy groans, and she says: "DON'T be like THAT! This is HARD enough for me, as it is!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I've got to say it; it SUCKS to be STUCK in the middle the way I am!" / Spongebob says: "Sandy doesn't want to confront me! WHY?!" And Spongebob gasps, as it finally DAWNS on him! Spongebob says: "The Super Saiyan 2 Transformation! She must be AFRAID that she'll somehow trigger that form of mine! But I promised I would NEVER use that form unless it was an ACTUAL emergency! And if Sandy doesn't HONESTLY realize that...she's in trouble!" / Larry says: "I think that given the circumstances, I've been EXTREMELY patient and forgiving with Sandy up until now! But, she's GOING to have to make a CHOICE; her team, or her husband! And good luck with coming up with a POSSIBLE third option in THAT scenario!" (End Confessional) The contestants suit up into their team colors, and head for the Moat! Sniz says: "Welcome contestants! At long last, we have FINALLY reached the number of players that an ACTUAL episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple started off with on each episode! Of course, by the end of today, we will be eliminating two more contestants! One team will win, one team will lose. It's that simple! Of course, today's challenge may be ANYTHING but simple! Olmec, tell us what today's Legend is!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is the Lost Teacup of Lewis Carroll!" Buhdeuce asks: "WAIT! Can we LEGALLY reference that legend?" Po says: "Technically, we can! You see, Lewis Carroll's original book Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, was originally written in 1865! And since we're ONLY referencing the book, we can legally do that, given that the actual book has LONG since fallen into the public domain!" Marlene says: "Thank goodness for the public domain! It's not just for High School Book Reports anymore!" Sniz says: "In any case, we're going to re-enact a scene from the book! At one point, Alice grew SO tall, she LITERALLY cried a lake full of tears, which she later had to get out of, when she shrunk by down to size! Therefore, in crossing the Moat, you will ride in an over-sized bottle, from one of the Moat, to the other! Each team will be divided into groups of three, with the end result being that two bottles from each team gets across! Once every member of each team gets across, they will ring their Gong Pedestal, in order to win a Pendant of Life, that they will need for the Temple Run! Spongebob, Marlene, and Yakkity will be the first group for the Green Monkeys; Larry, Dudley, and Chameleon will be the first group for the Red Jaguars, and the other contestants will be in the second group! And since you'll be traveling in bottles, what better way to mark the occasion, than with The Police song, 'Message In A Bottle'?" Po asks: "Wait! How are WE able to AFFORD to use all of these songs, anyways?!" Sniz says: "MERCHANDISING!" Wally asks: "Merchandising?" Sniz says: "Sure! I'll show you! Johnny Krill, open up the store!" Johnny opens up a HUGE merchandise store, and a BUNCH of "Total Cartoon" related merchandise appears in it! Sniz says: "Take a look! We put the series' name on EVERYTHING! Merchandising, merchandising! Where the REAL money from the series is made! Total Cartoon the lunch-box, Total Cartoon the breakfast cereal, Total Cartoon the coloring book, Total Cartoon the T-Shirt, Total Cartoon the FLAMETHROWER!!!! The kids really LOVE that one! And last but not least, Total Cartoon the Talking Toy, ME!" Sniz pushes a button on his action figure, and it says: "Don't forget to be a loyal viewer, of Total Cartoon Legends!" Sniz kisses it, and he says: "It's POPULAR with the ladies!" (Confessional) Po says: "Well, mystery solved!" / Marlene says: "FIGURES that most of these legends HAVE come from the Public Domain! How ELSE could Sniz AFFORD to give us some REWARD incentives after some of these challenges?!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "In any case, you know the drill, so I'll let you get right to it! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage, the first group of contestants get across the moat just fine. But Sandy and Buhdeuce REALLY have to struggle, due to Po's immense MUSCLE weight, slowing their progress down! / Sting sings: "Just a castaway, an island lost at sea! Another lonely day, with no one here but me! More loneliness, than any man could bear! Rescue me before I fall into despair! I'll send an SOS to the world! I'll send an SOS to the world! I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle! Message in a bottle! A year has passed since I wrote my note; but I should have known this right from the start! Only hope can keep me together! Love can mend your life, but love can break your heart! I'll send an SOS to the world! I'll send an SOS to the world! I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle! Message in a bottle. Oh, message in a bottle. Message in a bottle. Walked out this morning; don't believe what I saw! A hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore! Seems I'm not alone at being alone! A hundred billion castaways, looking for a home! I'll send an SOS to the world! I'll send an SOS to the world! I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle! Message in a bottle. Message in a bottle. Message in a bottle. Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS! Sending out an SOS!" / And the song fades out, as the challenge ends as the Green Monkeys finish crossing first! Sniz says: "And the Green Monkeys have done it! They have finished crossing, and they win a Pendant of Life, that they will need for the Temple Run!" Spongebob says: "Good work, everybody! We all did it together!" Larry turns to Sandy, and he scoffs: "Hmph! It seems like Spongebob is doing perfectly FINE for himself in this challenge! Maybe YOU'RE worried over NOTHING!" Sandy says: "Super Saiyan 2 ISN'T nothing!" Spongebob says: "You're honestly WORRIED about that?! Sandy, you HAVE my promise! I am not, COULD not, and would NEVER turn into a Super Saiyan 2 against you! There are NO circumstances that could EVER--!" Marlene screams: "DON'T SAY IT!! I know, the possibility is a very, very, TINY possibility; but it STILL exists! If you FINISH that sentence the way you WANT to, you WILL inevitably be FACED with whether you will KEEP your word, or have to BREAK the promise that you made! And I guarantee you, Karma WILL find a way to test your resolve!" Spongebob sighs, and he says: "LIKELY make me turn into a Super Saiyan 2 in this competition; but I would NEVER stop being who I am because of that! And THAT is a promise, that I CAN keep!" Marlene nods her head, and she says: "That's better!" Sniz says: "We've got to get everybody dried off, but don't go away! Because we'll be right back with MORE Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the contestants have gathered at the Steps Of Knowledge! Buhdeuce asks: "Another SHORT commercial break?!" Po says: "That can only mean that Sniz is worried about the CONTENT of this challenge again!" Wally says: "Well, at least NONE of us are robots; and we ALL know better than to say ANYTHING that's NOT suitable for television!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! Bulma's elimination certainly took care of THAT problem!" Sniz arrives, and he says: "It's true! I want to keep this episode done as quickly as possible! No muss, no fuss, no asparagus, unless you happen to LIKE that sort of thing!" Chameleon says: "Sometimes with butter! I'm pretty sure it helps keep my skin green!" Sniz says: "Well, in any case, seeing as how there are only two teams; we'll have to do the Steps of Knowledge a bit differently! Four contestants from each team will answer questions. HOWEVER, only the two contestants from each team, that make it down to the bottom of the Steps of Knowledge, will get to compete in the Challenge Arena! So, it will take a good combination of knowledge AND skill to prevail in this challenge! With that being said, you shall decide, who will volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge!" Spongebob says: "Bubble Bass, even though we've had some differences in the past, I can think of nobody better to help me win the Steps of Knowledge, than you!" Bubble Bass says: "Well in that case, I will do the best I can to help you!" Future Rube says: "I'm not ready to face against my father just yet. Marlene, will you and Yakkity be the other group?" Marlene says: "Sure! I'll give it a shot! I've never worked with a yak before, but there's a first time for everything!" Yakkity says: "Awesome! I'm with Miss Congeniality herself!" Larry asks: "MISS Congeniality? Is THAT what they're calling her now? In any case, I'm partnering with BUHDEUCE!" Sandy yells in shock: "WHAT?! You'd pick HIM, over ME?! After everything I've DONE for this team?!" Larry scoffs, and he says: "If you did HALF as much for this team as you SAID you did, our team numbers wouldn't have GOTTEN this LOW, at this point in the game! It's OBVIOUS you need a vacation! I think circumstances FORCE us to CHOOSE a new leader! And I pick, ME!!!!" Sandy growls, and she says: "Who does this invertebrate think he's DEALING with, ANYWAYS?!" Larry says: "The rock lobster, is TAKING over!" Sandy scowls, and she angrily yells: "NO one double crosses a squirrel from Texas, and walks away without a THRASHING! Po, partner up with ME! Larry, you just BOUGHT yourself a challenge THROW DOWN!" Larry scoffs, and he says: "Fine with me! It makes the challenge more interesting, for ME!!!!" Dudley turns to Chameleon, and Dudley says: "The Red Jaguars are about to TEAR themselves apart!" Chameleon nods in agreement, and he says: "I think you're right! And I don't know, if there's anything we can do, to STOP it!" Sniz says: "Well, in any case; it's time we get on with the Steps of Knowledge! If either group of Green Monkeys is the first one down, they will receive an Immunity Pendant! Otherwise, they'll have to find it in the Challenge Arena! Olmec, take it away please!" Olmec says: "Although he was born Charles Lutwidge Dodgson on January 27, 1832 in Daresbury, England; this man would gain literary fame under his pen name, Lewis Carroll! His works have been praised for their word play, and contrasts between logic and fantasy! Lewis Carroll was initially home schooled, and did not go to a proper school until he was 12, when he attended the Richmond Grammar School in Richmond, North Yorkshire. Although he grew to a height of six feet and was rather slender, Lewis Carroll had to struggle with health problems, such as being deaf in one ear, and Lewis Carroll struggled as he spoke with a stammer, and often had to stand up to bullies, who were bullying younger children. Even so, Lewis Carroll excelled scholastically, and in May 1850, he became matriculated at the University of Oxford! In 1852, he obtained first class honors in Mathematics Moderations, and eventually graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in 1854! Although Lewis Carroll started writing and publishing poetry and short stories for various magazines between 1854 through 1856, it wasn't until Lewis Carroll took a maritime trip with Henry Liddell, and his daughter, Alice Liddell; the later said to be the inspiration for the LITERARY Alice, did inspiration truly strike him! The legend says, that while Lewis Carroll was having a cup of tea in his teacup, that Lewis Carroll imagined the adventures of a girl in a fantasy land, who would grown and shrink in size, based on what she ate or drank! Although it initially had the title of Alice's Adventure's Under Ground, it was published in 1865, as Alice's Adventure's In Wonderland! Despite rumors by some, that the book contained hidden drug references, no serious evidence has even been uncovered to indicate that the actual book HAS any drug usage! Although Lewis Carroll published 29 other literary works, only the sequel to Alice's Adventure's In Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass And What Alice Found There, ever sold better than his first book! Lewis Carroll passed away due to Pneumonia, on January 14, 1898. His Teacup was nowhere to be found, until it found it's way to the Temple! Your job, is to retrieve the Lost Teacup of Lewis Carroll, and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks, Olmec! Where can the Lost Teacup of Lewis Carroll be found?" Olmec says: "The Lost Teacup can be found in the Rose Hedge Maze!" Sniz says: "All right! You know the drill, I will let you take it from here! Olmec, start your questions!" Olmec asks: "What was Lewis Carroll's birth name?" Spongebob rings in and Bubble Bass answers: "Charles Lutwidge Dodgson!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Spongebob and Bubble Bass move DOWN a step! Larry asks: "WELL? Are you EVER going to make a MOVE, Sandy?" Sandy says: "That depends. When are YOU going to make one?!" Buhdeuce says: "Normally, I LIKE a good challenge, but you're BOTH getting a little TOO intense!" Larry asks: "INTENSE?! I'll show HER intense!" Olmec asks: "When and where was Lewis Carroll born?" Larry ring in and answers: "On January 27, 1832, in Daresbury, England!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Larry and Buhdeuce move down a step! Larry says: "SEE? I'm not AFRAID of Spongebob!" Sandy says: "Mark my words; if you TRY to beat Spongebob, you're GOING to have a bad time!" Buhdeuce says: "Even I know what THAT'S a reference to!" Olmec asks: "True or false, Lewis Carroll was home-schooled until he was 12?" Yakkity rings in, and Marlene answers: "True!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Yakkity and Marlene move down a step! Marlene says: "I know you're both REALLY interested in destroying each other! But don't forget, there ARE other players in this mix as well!" Po says: "I know that, YOU know that! But TRY telling Sandy and Larry THAT!" Olmec asks: "What was the first school that Lewis Carroll attended?" Po rings in and Sandy answers: "The Richmond Grammar School in Richmond, North Yorkshire!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Po and Sandy move down a step! Larry says: "Your answer proves NOTHING, Sandy! It's NOT going to get me to STOP! The only way to make sure that I DON'T beat Spongebob, is to beat him yourself! But are you WILLING to do that, is the question?!" Po says: "Sandy, there's no shame in walking away from a challenge that HAS no winners!" Sandy says: "There is NO one tougher than ME, remaining! I will show YOU what I'm made of!" Wally shakes his head, and he says: "This is SO going to end badly!" Olmec asks: "What were some of the various health problems that Lewis Carroll had?" Spongebob rings in, and Bubble Bass answers: "He was deaf in one ear, and he spoke with a stammer!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Spongebob and Bubble Bass move down a step! Bubble Bass says: "Spongebob, I know you're NOT going to like this idea, but you've GOT to get the next question right, or VIOLENCE will break out between Sandy and Larry!" Spongebob sighs, and he says: "You're right, Bubble Bass. It IS the lesser of two evils!" Olmec asks: "In what University did Lewis Carroll get matriculated at?" Yakkity rings in, and Marlene answers: "The University of Oxford in 1850!" Olmec says: "That is correct! And Marlene and Yakkity move down a step! Marlene says: "Hope you don't mind that I join you!" Bubble Bass asks: "Are you CRAZY?! Larry and Sandy are on the VERGE of destroying each other, and they don't need any additional prodding from YOU to stoke their metaphorical fire!" Yakkity says: "Come on! She was JOKING! She does that!" Bubble Bass says: "There is a time and a PLACE for joking, and it is certainly NOT now!" Olmec asks: "What did Lewis Carroll graduate with?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "A Bachelor of Arts, in 1854!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Buhdeuce and Larry move down a step! Larry says: "The moment of TRUTH is upon you! What are YOU going to do?" Sandy seriously says: "Oh, you'll SEE what I'll do soon enough!" Po gulps nervously, and he says: "Why do I not like the sound of THAT?!" Wally says: "Probably, for the same reasons I don't!" Olmec asks: "Who was said to be inspiration, for the literary Alice?" Sandy rings in and answers: "Alice Liddell!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Sandy and Po move down a step! Larry says: "Last CHANCE, Sandy! Make a move, or I WILL!!!!" Chameleon says: "This is TOO intense! I can't WATCH this!" And Chameleon turns into a blindfold, and wraps himself around Dudley's eyes! Dudley says: "Look, I LIKE being next to you, but this is a little MUCH!" Olmec asks: "What was the original planned title, of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland?" And while EVERYONE darts for their buzzer, Spongebob ACTUALLY taps into Super Saiyan SPEED to reach his first, and he answers: "Alice's Adventure's Under Ground!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And Spongebob and Bubble Bass move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "Spongebob and Bubble Bass are in it for the Green Monkeys! And one of you gets the Immunity Pendant!" Bubble Bass says: "I think YOU better take it, Spongebob! I think you'll need it a LOT more than I will!" Spongebob says: "Thank you; but this challenge is NOT over yet!" Sniz says: "Quite right! TWO Red Jaguars need to FINISH this challenge!" Sandy says: "And Larry, YOU failed! Spongebob is BETTER than you; just ADMIT it!" Larry says: "I'll admit to NOTHING, until I LITERALLY wipe the floor with him on the Challenge Arena! I'm NOT letting him BEAT me!" Sandy says: "Not if I BEAT you first!" Larry says: "You'll do no such thing, because THAN, you'd have to try to beat SPONGEBOB, and YOU would NEVER do that! Now, why don't you just RELAX while I WIN?!" Sandy yells: "Why don't YOU just talk to my FISTS?!!!" And before Larry realizes it, Larry and Sandy are in a "Big Ball Of Violence!" Wally yells: "Out of the WAY! A whirlwind of Tom & Jerry proportions are blowing through!" And everyone quickly GETS out of the way of Sandy's and Larry's melee, as they THRASH their way THROUGH the Challenge Arena, and through MOST of the rooms in Olmec's Temple! They come out of the Temple, and Sniz finally shouts: "ENOUGH!!" And Sandy's and Larry's melee finally dissipates! Sniz yells: "What's the idea of BUSTING up the Challenge Arena and Olmec's Temple?! Just LOOK at the damage you caused! It took Johnny Krill TWELVE hours to set up this entire challenge, now HALF of it's BROKEN!!!! This is UNACCEPTABLE behavior, for BOTH of you! You are BOTH receiving 4 penalty votes IMMEDIATELY at the Elimination Ceremony!" Larry yells: "WHAT?! You CAN'T tell us WE'RE attending the Elimination Ceremony! Our TEAM hasn't even LOST yet!" Sniz says: "Well, if you hadn't have BROKEN the Challenge Arena, you would BOTH still have a chance! But seeing as the Challenge Arena and Olmec's Temple are now in disrepair, we now CAN'T do those challenges, and we don't have the TIME in this episode to fix it up! Therefore, since your team LOST at the Steps of Knowledge, your TEAM loses by default!" Sandy growls at Larry, and she says: "You just HAD to try to take command away from me, DIDN'T you?!" Larry rhetorically asks: "And WATCH as you just SURRENDERED yourself to LET Spongebob win? You WISH!" Sniz sighs, and he says: "Green Monkeys, go ahead and take the night off! The Red Jaguars have an APPOINTMENT with the Elimination Ceremony!" Bubble Bass rushes to Sandy, and Bubble Bass says: "Don't worry about a thing, Sandy! I'm not forgetting the promise that I made to you earlier! If you happen to get eliminated first, I will do what I can to keep Spongebob safe!" Sandy sighs in relief, and she says: "Thank you, I needed to hear that!" Spongebob sighs, and he says: "Sandy, you shouldn't have HESITATED against Larry! You should KNOW that I wouldn't have felt humiliated if you HAD beaten me in the Steps of Knowledge! I NEVER cared on previous occasions when you were smarter than me, before. You never HAD to hold back!" Sandy sighs, and she says: "I...was so WORRIED that Karma was going to target you, for YOUR role in Bulma's elimination, I guess I internalized YOUR problem, and tried to take care of it myself! I...didn't handle myself well! But Spongebob; you have to promise me that regardless of the outcome of tonight's elimination ceremony, you'll get through the rest of these challenges the best that you can!" Spongebob says: "Don't worry, Sandy. You HAVE my promise!" Sandy says: "Thank you! I'll be all right, ONE way or the other! And I KNOW the same will hold true for you!" (Confessional) Sandy sighs, and she says: "That's the PROBLEM with being in a team full of ALPHA Wolves! Eventually, it gets to the point where every single member of your pack, wants to be the ONLY Alpha Wolf within it! At least, Spongebob didn't end up being demeaned to either Larry OR me, so at least I have a moral victory on my hands!" / Larry exclaims: "Wow! I KNEW Sandy was determined to NOT let Spongebob be humiliated, but I didn't think she would be THAT determined! She COMPLETELY threw away her OWN chance at winning, just so I WOULDN'T show up Spongebob! Although, it remains to be seen if her sacrifice will be WORTH it! After all, she's STILL leaving Spongebob at the potential mercy of nine other contestants! And there is now NOTHING she can do, to stop anything that might come Spongebob's way!" / Po sighs, and he says: "Tigress, WHY did you have to influence the ENTIRE Red Jaguar's team to be like THIS?! I mean, THIS is what happens when OTHERS try to emulate you! It does NOT end well!" / Dudley says: "The damage caused by Larry and Sandy was NOTHING short of AMAZING, in a destructive sort of way! Even so, I can't allow their animosity to run rampant on this team any longer! I HAVE to vote them OFF!" / Chameleon shudders and he says: "To think, I used to do villainous plots like THAT! It's REALLY ugly when you take a long, hard look at it! Regardless of who deserves the most blame, they both played a part in damaging our team's reputation, so they both HAVE to go!" / Buhdeuce sighs, and he says: "I didn't want to beat Sandy and Larry, NOT like this! They deserved a better END than this! But unless we vote them off now, we might not get another shot to do this! Sorry, Sandy and Larry; but the only contestants you have to blame for YOUR elimination, are YOURSELVES!" (End Confessional) The Red Jaguars are at the Elimination Ceremony! Sniz says: "It's REALLY disappointing that it's had to come to this! You started out as 11, highly skilled athletes, and you will soon be down to a paltry four contestants! You know the drill; BUT, Larry and Sandy, you WILL have four penalty votes tacked onto your tally! You would BOTH need every other member of your team to NOT vote you off, to stay here! And BUHDEUCE still has his Immunity Pendant! With that being said, VOTE!" And the Red Jaguars all make their voting choices quickly! Sniz says: "Voting over, so it's time--." Buhdeuce says: "I'm not leaving ANYTHING to chance! I'm PLAYING my Immunity Pendant on myself!" And Buhdeuce slaps it down! And Sandy says: "Oh, MAN!!!!" Sniz says: "The Immunity Pendant is real. That means all votes cast for Buhdeuce will NOT count! Now, it's time to reveal who is safe! Obviously, Buhdeuce! Po! Dudley!" It gets down to Sandy, Larry, and Chameleon, who are the only contestants left! Sniz says: "One final Chocolate Pendant of Life left, and it goes to, CHAMELEON!!!!" Larry stares in disbelieving shock, and he says: "I've been ELIMINATED, by a DUCK?!!!" Buhdeuce says: "A Breadwinner duck!" Sandy shakes her head, and she says: "If we hadn't been so FOCUSED on destroying each other, we would STILL have a CHANCE against that guy!" Po shakes his head, and he says: "I WARNED you about competing in a challenge where NOBODY wins! I'm just sad that it took YOUR eliminations for you to learn it!" Dudley says: "If it's any consolation, the elimination was strategic, and NOT a personal agenda!" Larry says: "A rather SMALL consolation, as it doesn't keep US from having to leave!" Chameleon says: "Even so, I have a feeling that you WILL be missed!" Sandy and Larry put on helmets, and strap themselves into the Mine Cart of Shame. Sniz says: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And Sandy and Larry rocket down the rail-ways, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "And than, there were ten! One former champ, and nine other potential legends are still standing at this critical point in the game! One Double Elimination remains! We're off next time for a Performance Review, but be sure to tune in, for the next regular episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where it is ALWAYS the right time, to enjoy a good legend!" / Stinger: Sandy and Larry exit out of a Mine Portal, and find themselves on a Hawaiian Beach! Sandy looks around, and she says: "That's weird! Given our recent spat, I thought the portal would take us somewhere that was a lot more VIOLENT!" Larry says: "I don't really care WHERE we have wound up, just so long as we're no longer in a competition that pitted the BOTH of us against each other!" A familiar voice says: "Well, long time, no see!" Sandy and Larry both say: "SUPER CHUM?!!!" Super Chum's ship pulls up, and he says: "You know it!" Super Chum weighs anchor, and he slowly descends to shore! Super Chum says: "It's a good thing you BOTH got here! I've got a TON of un-recycled plastic stuff and junk that I collected from the garbage patches in this ocean, and it would be a GREAT help to me if you would help me sort out the piles of recycling, and where they need to go to!" Larry asks: "Do we have to?" Sandy sighs, and she says: "I think we just better do it. After all, it's better that we PAY for our karmic debt to each other NOW, instead of later!" Larry says: "One thing you can say about Karma, it SURE is the Great Equalizer!" / Episode Notes: Featured Songs in this episode include Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit", and The Police's "Message In a Bottle". Sandy and Larry both wind up eliminated via Penalty Votes in this episode, which makes Bubble Bass the LAST former champ still in the game! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. 18. Daggett Beaver. 17. Pearl Krabs Barracuda. 16. Bulma Briefs. 15. Keswick. 14. Taotie. 13. Stimpy J. Cat. 12. Sandy Cheeks. 11. Larry The Lobster. Remaining Contestants: Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Po, Red Jaguars. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Green Monkeys. Yakkity Yak, Green Monkeys. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Note: It's one thing to SAY that you're going to play a nice, honorable game. It's quite another to actually stick BY it, especially when there's up to $44.44 Million on the line! The personalities of Sandy and Larry, simply ended up clashing together! Larry wanted to THOROUGHLY beat Spongebob in the competition, while Sandy WASN'T going to let him do it! And when push came to shove, they both ended up brawling against each other, pushing their brawl to the BREAKING point! Unfortunately, this resulted in a case of a "Surprisingly Realistic Outcome", as Sniz gave them BOTH Penalty Votes for breaking HALF of Olmec's Temple and Challenge Arena, and allowing Buhdeuce a rather easy, if unsatisfactory win against them. Now we are down to ten contestants, and ONE final team challenge to go, after another Performance Review! I hope you enjoyed reading this episode, as much as I did reading it! Enough said, true believers!
  4. It's time for the re-run of the second and final part of "The Legend Of The Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte!" / After the commercials end, the contestants begin to gather at the Steps of Knowledge! Taotie says: "Okay! I don't want ANYONE to argue with me! I HAVE to be one of the two contestants to answer these questions!" Bubble Bass asks: "Are you SERIOUS?! In the first place, the rest of us don't HAVE a positive score EITHER; and second of all, you're at NEGATIVE 60! There's no WAY you can catch up!" Yakkity asks: "Why not? I've seen contestants on Celebrity Jeopardy bounce back from WORSE!" Po says: "And besides! Taotie has been VERY loyal to this team! There's no WAY I'm going to deny a request from HIM!" Bubble Bass says: "Don't confuse 'Demand' with 'Request'! But I'm willing to go along with it, as long as I get to be the OTHER contestant on the Steps of Knowledge!" Yakkity asks: "Why do you need to do that?" Bubble Bass says: "Let's just say I have a hunch!" Taotie chuckles, and he says: "Hunch is actually a pretty funny word! I wonder who thought of that?" Bubble Bass snarks back and says: "Your MOM!!!!" Yakkity says: "BURN!!!!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I've heard it said, that into every life, a little rain must fall. But I've been hit by a TOTAL typhoon...of meatball cannon fire! I need to dry myself off! And the best way to do that, is to tackle this challenge, much like a person would take the bull by the horns; even if that DOES seem a little risky to do in REAL life!" / Yakkity says: "I'm guessing Bubble Bass wants to volunteer, because he DOESN'T trust Taotie to NOT get the answers wrong! And besides, at least Bubble Bass HAS a proven track record of getting answers right! We've got to make a come-back SOMEHOW!" / Po says: "Trust me! If Taotie made a 'Demand', I would KNOW about it! I mean, I AM the Dragon Warrior, after all!" / Bubble Bass says: "IF our team is to be dissolved, I do not plan on making it an easy fight for everyone else! If we go out, we go out swinging for the FENCES, and we might even hit a home run while we're at it!" (End Confessional) Wally goes to Spongebob, and Wally asks: "Spongebob, who do you think should volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge?" Spongebob says: "Well, it's not an easy choice to make, you know. After all, since this entire challenge will be won based on total point accumulation; the two contestants who DO get to go, will have a pretty big ADVANTAGE over the contestants who DON'T!" Stimpy says: "Well, I think it's only fair that I get to go! I mean, I am at a disadvantage; and I don't just want to quit like I did in season two!" Marlene says: "That seems fair to me! But who will be his partner?" Spongebob says: "Well, I feel like I need to go. After all, if I don't try to atone for my mistake with Bulma Briefs now; Karma will SURELY force me to pay for it, and NOT at a time when I would find it convenient!" Future Rube says: "That does make a lot of sense to me! Our Karma is only as strong as the weakest link; and it's better for us that we are all as strong as we can be!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Seeing as how I can't hide behind the excuse of NOT making a tough call anymore, I need to step up to the plate, the same way as Sandy has! I mean, I have to prove that I'm as good of a player as anybody else! Of course, that doesn't mean I'm going to turn nasty and mean about the whole thing; I'm just trying to be practical about my approach to this game!" / Stimpy says: "The reason I'm volunteering, is because I feel that it's what Ren would do if our positions were reversed. For better or for worse, I have to admit that Ren Hoek, at least WAS an important part of my life! And even if I can't comfortably be together WITH him anymore, I want him to know that I hold no personal animosity towards him! At least, I feel that it's the best way to heal MY personal Karma, and make me a better cat in return for dealing with it the best way that I can." / Future Rube says: "It's tricky for me, to know if any potential misfortunes that have fallen MY way in the past, are the result of voting off Bulma Briefs, or if I personally still have to PAY for it! Either way, I think it's good for me to help Stimpy up to my level! After all, helping others is the best way to HEAL your own personal Karma!" / Marlene says: "If there's one thing I've learned; you've got to face any problems in life as calmly as you can. If you ever show that you're nervous; Karma will often have the LAST word over you! But if you're willing to take the bad, with the good; you're bound to come through it all the better for it!" (End Confessional) Dudley looks over to Spongebob, and Dudley says: "Sandy, I think Spongebob is going to volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge!" Sandy's mood sours, and she says: "Oh, man! If I volunteer, Karma is BOUND to make him miss, and he'll be humiliated for sure! I can't go! Larry, YOU volunteer again!" Larry groans, and he says: "FINE; I'll do it! But you can't KEEP pushing me to the fore-front just because YOU can't stand humiliating Spongebob, and you want ME to do it instead!" Sandy winces at the revelation, and she says: "Yeah; it's not ideal for me, to have to be FORCED to play the cards that I have been dealt with!" Chameleon says: "Well, I don't feel right answering unless Dudley is by my side!" Buhdeuce says: "Than I suppose by default, I will be Larry's partner!" Larry says: "It sure seems that way, Buhdeuce!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I honestly don't know what else I could've DONE! One scenario involves ME humiliating Spongebob, and demeaning his OWN worth to his life WITH me; the other scenario involves LARRY humiliating Spongebob, which only demeans his own worth to Larry! I mean, either way, Spongebob IS demeaned; but at least I'm not the one doing the demeaning in the second scenario!" / Larry says: "It's getting to the point, where BUHDEUCE is honestly looking like a BETTER partner to take to the Final Three than SANDY is!" / Buhdeuce air fist-pumps and he says: "YES!!!! I'm FINALLY getting some respect from Larry! A former CHAMP! And he says I'm a better final three pick than SANDY! I don't know what else I can do to impress my team, except to go as far as I can, and prove that their respect for me won't be wasted!" (End Confessional) Sniz finally arrives, and he says: "Okay, I'm here!" Taotie asks: "Well, where else WOULD you be? You're the one supposed to be HOSTING this whole show!" Marlene asks: "Are you sure it's SMART to be sarcastic right now? It seems a little dicey, when there's uncollected Karma about!" Taotie says: "It's a coping mechanism! I tend to snark when I'm nervous, so SUE me!" Po says: "Marlene DOES have a point; don't tempt fate! She found THAT out the hard way!" Marlene says: "TWICE, if you want to get technical!" General Barracuda says: "Speaking of 'Technical', it IS technically time for volunteers for the Steps of Knowledge to be chosen! And the point values are vastly more significant in THIS round! Every correct answer will net the contestant who answered it, a WHOLE ten points! Of course, a wrong response will set you back ten points; so choose your volunteers wisely!" Spongebob says: "I'm not changing my mind! Stimpy and I will volunteer for the Green Monkeys!" Larry sighs, and he says: "Buhdeuce and I will volunteer for the Red Jaguars!" Bubble Bass says: "And Taotie and I will volunteer for the Purple Parrots!" Sniz says: "Very well! If the Red Jaguars win the Steps of Knowledge, one of them will receive an Immunity Pendant that will keep one of them safe from elimination! Everyone else will be competing for a Pendant of Life that they will need for the Temple Run! It's time to listen to Olmec, and see what there is to know about the Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte!" Olmec says: "Napoleon Bonaparte was born on August 15, 1769 on Ajaccio on the island of Corsica, in the Kingdom of France! Contrary to popular belief; Napoleon actually grew to be 5 feet, 2 inches; the average height of a French Man in his life. Oddly enough, he started out as gentle; but being bullied during his school years, and frequently needing approval over his older brother Joseph, eventually led Napoleon to adopt the assertive, domineering personality he would become known for! Despite the bullying, Napoleon completed his studies at Brienne in 1784, and was admitted to the Ecole Militaire in Paris, where he trained to become an artillery officer. Upon graduating in September 1785, Napoleon became a commissioned Second Lieutenant in the La Fere artillery regiment; a position he held until the French Revolution broke out in 1789! It was while fighting in the Revolution, that Napoleon began embracing the ideals of the Revolution! After being promoted to Captain in the regular army in July of 1792, he gained command over his own battalion of volunteers. Napoleon's first successful conquest was the Siege of Toulon starting on September 8, 1793. It was also the first time, Napoleon wore what became his trademark hat! It wasn't until Napoleon's successful campaign on the October 5, 1795 battle known in French as the 13 Vendemiaire an IV, that Napoleon gained sudden fame, wealth, and the patronage of a new French government! Not long after marrying Josephine on March 9, 1796, Napoleon went onto different military campaigns. It is said that under Napoleon's leadership, the French fought 67 actions, and won 18 pitched battles! Napoleon eventually became the First Consul of France in November 1799, before crowning himself as Emperor of France on December 2, 1804, at the Notre Dame Cathedral! However, as time rolled on, the constant fighting began to take their toll on the French, and Europe at large. After the disastrous seizure of Portugal, and the failed battle of Moscow, the allied nations of Europe finally banded together to soundly defeat Napoleon at the battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815. Napoleon was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he would spend the rest of his life until he died on May 5, 1821, from Stomach Cancer. His hat was nowhere to be found, until it found it's way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the lost hat of Napoleon Bonaparte and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks, Olmec! Where can the Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte, be found?" Olmec says: "The Lost Hat can be found in the Abandoned Armory!" Sniz says: "Okay, teams! You know the drill, I'll let you take it from here! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec asks: "When and where was Napoleon born?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "On August 15, 1769, on Ajaccio on the Island of Corsica, in the Kingdom of France!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Stimpy says: "Buhdeuce is SURE a lot smarter than he looks! We'll have to be on our toes!" Olmec asks: "What height did Napoloen grow to be?" Stimpy rings in, and he says: "5 Feet, 2 inches!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Stimpy sighs in relief, and he says: "I think I'm good for now! You can get the rest, Spongebob!" Spongebob says: "Thank you!" Olmec asks: "What was the name of Napoleon's OLDER brother?" Taotie rings in, and he says: "Joseph!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Taotie says: "SEE, Bubble Bass? And you were WORRIED that I would get it WRONG!" Bubble Bass says: "ONE right answer does NOT indicate a trend!" Olmec asks: "What type of personality did Napoleon develop, as a result of being bullied?" Buhdeuce rings in, and he says: "An assertive, domineering personality!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Yakkity says: "Come on, Taotie! You should've GOTTEN that one!" Taotie says: "That little duck is FAST! Like, CRAZY fast! He's ALMOST as fast as TIGRESS!" Po seriously asks: "REALLY?!" Taotie says: "I said, 'ALMOST' as fast!" Po says: "Oh. THAT makes more sense, than!" Olmec asks: "What was the name of the academy that Napoleon graduated from in 1785?" Taotie rings in, and he says: "The Ecole Militaire in Paris!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Bubble Bass says: "Come on! You've got to let ME answer the next one! YOU'RE still in negative points, and the rest of us Purple Parrots STILL haven't scored!" Taotie scoffs, and he says: "If you think I'm just going to let MYSELF be eliminated; YOU'RE crazy!" Bubble Bass scoffs, and he says: "PLEASE!! Kowalski and Private were crazy; Kaput, Aang, and Verminious J. Snaptrap were crazy; Zim and Squidward were crazy; Dora and Otto were crazy; Zarbon and Kitty were crazy; Treeflower and Daggett were crazy; but I've been tested, and Bubble Bass is NOT crazy!" Yakkity says: "Taotie, unless ONE of us scores some POSITIVE points, we'll ALL be tied for second DEAD last!" Taotie rolls his eyes, and says: "FINE!!!!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I HATE it when someone uses the 'Logic' argument! Mostly because, it almost ALWAYS works!" / Bubble Bass says: "Taotie is LUCKY that this is an automatic elimination! Otherwise, I'd be voting HIM off!" (End Confessional) Olmec asks: "What broke out in 1789?" Spongebob rings in and answers: "The French Revolution!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Larry says: "This is it! Just ONE question left to go!" Olmec asks: "What was Napoleon's first successful battle?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "The Siege of Toulon!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "The Red Jaguars have won the Steps of Knowledge! And since BUHDEUCE was the only one to answer the questions for the Red Jagaurs, HE receives the Immunity Pendant!" Larry turns to Sandy, and he asks: "STILL think it was a good idea to sit that one out? Spongebob seemed to handle himself JUST fine, and I didn't even get to answer a single QUESTION!" Sandy says: "Hey! It's not like WE'RE in danger like Taotie and the rest of the Purple Parrots are! We are STILL in a good position!" Sniz says: "Speaking of position, Taotie has bumped himself up, but he's still at Negative 40, Stimpy is at 12, Spongebob is at 17, Buhdeuce is at 36, and everyone else is still where they were! It's time for the Challenge Arena! One of Napoleon's worst losses was at the Battle of Moscow. Due to the horrible weather and being unprepared for the conditions they were faced with, Napoleon and his forces were forced to make a DISASTROUS retreat from Moscow, losing many of his troops along the way! Likewise, during this competition; you've lost plenty members from your own teams! And this is a GOOD chance for the Purple Parrots to catch up! Because during this challenge, you will be re-enacting a scaled down version of the Retreat From Moscow! Each team will be carrying wooden replicas of the contestants that have been eliminated before. Eight for the Green Monkeys, eight for the Red Jaguars, and a WHOPPING 18 to represent the various Blue Barracudas, Silver Snakes, Orange Iguanas, and Purple Parrots, for the Purple Parrots! Each wooden replica is worth ten points! But be warned! If you get hit by a meatball cannon shot, you will LOSE one of your wooden replicas! At the end of the challenge, the points of the remaining wooden replicas will be divided as evenly as possible for each contestant on each team! The team that has the most points at the end of the challenge, will get the chance to do the Temple Run! Unfortunately, we don't have the budget to do a reward for competing the Temple Run this time, so you'll have to be satisfied with winning!" Buhdeuce says: "That's fine with me. I'm PRETTY sure that duck, and lobster are on a GOOD number of menus in France, anyways!" Sniz says: "And to get you in the mood for this challenge, we will be playing Neil Young's 'Don't Let It Bring You Down'. Everyone's competing in THIS challenge, so I hope you're all ready!" Spongebob says: "We better be! Our collective safety is COUNTING on it!" Sniz says: "All right! Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the challenge, Stimpy KEEPS pushing his fellow team-mates out of the way of incoming fire, and keeps eating the meatball cannon fire, but still gets hit four times regardless, while Taotie keeps getting hit due to his wide frame, and lack of athletic ability! / Neil Young sings: "Old man lying by the side of the road, with the lorries rolling by. Blue moon sinking from the weight of the load, and the buildings scrape the sky. Cold wind ripping down the alley at dawn and the morning paper flies, 'Dead man lying by the side of the road, with the daylight in his eyes'. Don't let it bring you down. It's only castles burning. Find someone who's turning, and you will come around. (And you will come around). Blind man running through the light of the night, with an answer in his hand. Come on down to the river of sight, and you can really understand. Red lights flashing through the window in the rain. Can you hear the sirens moan? White cane lying in a gutter in the lane, if you're walking home alone. Don't let it bring you down, it's only castles burning! Just find someone who's turning, and you will come around! (And you will come around)! Don't let it bring you down. It's only castles burning. Just find someone who's turning, and you will come around!" / And the song ends as the challenge ends! Sniz says: "All right! Time is up! It's time to find out how many wooden replicas each team saved! The Green Monkeys saved 1, 2, 4 wooden replicas, so that equals 40 points. The Purple Parrots saved 1, 2, 4, 8 wooden replicas, so that equals 80 points. The Red Jaguars saved 1, 2, 4, 8 wooden replicas, so that equals 80 points. Ordinarily, this WOULD be a tie between the Red Jagaurs and the Purple Parrots! However, Taotie DID start off with a negative score, so we have to take that into account! With 40 points, the Green Monkeys each receive 8 points..." Stimpy says: "Actually, can you shuffle MY points to the others? I think it was MY fault we didn't save more, and I don't want MY mistake to be reflected on the rest of the team!" Marlene asks: "Stimpy, what are you saying?!" Stimpy sighs, and he says: "This is MY way of paying for my mistake! If one of us HAS to be eliminated, I'd rather be the one to go. I've already won, and besides; I have some unfinished business I have to take care of, and I can't do it in this game." Sniz says: "Very well. In that case, the other Green Monkeys each get 10 points! So Spongebob has 27 points, Stimpy has 12 points, and the other Green Monkeys have 17 points! With the Purple Parrots score, Taotie actually bumped himself up to NEGATIVE 20, and the other Purple Parrots have 20 points! With the Red Jaguars score, Buhdeuce has bumped himself up to 54 points, and the other Red Jaguars have scored 24 points! The Red Jaguars have the overall higher score, so they're going to the Temple! And that means that Taotie and Stimpy, you two, have the lowest scores out of all the contestants! You two will be taking the Mine Cart of Shame tonight! But first, it's time for the Temple Run! Who is willing to go first for the Red Jaguars?!" Sandy says: "I'll go first! It's the least I can do for my team!" Buhdeuce says: "I'll go second! I'm feeling the metaphorical itch!" Sniz says: "Very well! Map will detail your progress, as Olmec gives you details on where you need to go!" Map says: "I'm on it!" / And Map's visual information fills in, as Olmec narrates! Olmec says: "First, you will enter through the Roman Catacombs. Push in the correct Gargoyle Statue, than head across the Mountain Pass! Avoid the falling boulders, and push in the correct rock, to head into the Bell Tower! Ring the bell, than head into the Painter's Study! Assemble the pieces of the painting, than head into the Hall of Armor! Place yourself into the correct suit of Armor, than head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, than head into the Emperor's Chamber! Smash the clay pots to find the key, and slide down into the Abandoned Armory, where you can find the Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte! Use the cannon to knock down the stone wall, and head into the Dark Forest! Pull on the right branch, and head into the Pharaoh's Chamber! Find the right key, that will lead you into the Banquet Chamber! Twist the right cup, than you will head back through the Pit. Than climb through the Sea Cave, and back to the Temple Entrance! The choices are yours, and yours alone! Good luck!" Sniz says: "All right, Red Jaguars! Time to see what your skills can do! Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / Sandy takes off, and Sniz narrates the action as she goes along! / Sniz says: "Sandy is in the Catacombs, and a Temple Guard right off the bat! She gives up her pendant, now she has to find the right statue; and she's found it! Across the mountain pass! Got to watch out for the falling boulders, and push in the right rock! She's found it! Up into the Bell Tower! She's got to ring the bell! And she's done it! Down into the Painter's Study! Another Temple Guard! Go, Buhdeuce, go! Through the Catacombs! Across the Mountain Pass! Into the Bell Tower, and down into the Painter's Study! Now he's got to assemble the painting in the right order! He's done it! Into the Hall of Armor! One of the suits was possessed by Johnny Krill as a Temple Guard! Buhdeuce gives up his pendant, and he's found the right suit of armor! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! He's got the base and the stomach together! Now he's just got to put the head in! The door is open! Into the Emperor's Chamber! He's got to smash the clay pots to find the key, and he's found it! Down he slides into the Armory! He's got to blow the stone wall down! He's done it, and he's got the Lost Hat! All the doors are open! Through the Dark Forest, through the Pharaoh's Chamber, through the Banquet Chamber! Now through the Pit, and up through the Sea Cave! He's made it! Buhdeuce has made it with 20 seconds to spare! Congratulations on winning the Temple Run! Red Jaguars, come help us see Taotie and Stimpy off, as well as to help us determine the fates, of the soon to be dissolved, Purple Parrots!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "You know, it's become INCREASINGLY apparent to me, that I could actually LOSE to Buhdeuce!" / Buhdeuce says: "Some people would say that it's a mathematical impossibility, but I always try to play with 110% of my ability, whenever I compete in something!" (End Confessional) Everyone is at the Elimination Ceremony. Everyone has a chocolate pendant of life, except for Taotie and Stimpy. Po gives Taotie a hug, and Po says: "I'm sorry you have to leave us tonight." Taotie says: "Well, at least I can leave knowing I got closer to the grand prize as a good guy, than I ever did as a bad guy! And now that I know how to be a good guy, I plan to be the BEST good guy friend to the Dragon Warrior, that you could ever hope for!" Po says: "I'm very happy to hear that!" Spongebob hugs Stimpy, and Spongebob says: "Thanks for helping to support our team all this time! We won't forget what you've done for us!" Stimpy says: "Thanks! It's good to know that my skills are still as sharp as ever! Now, I've got something to do, that I REALLY need to do!" Taotie says: "If it's any consolation, I'll be there to help you!" Stimpy says: "Thank you, that means a lot to me!" Taotie and Stimpy put on their helmets, and strap themselves into the Mine Cart of Shame. Sniz asks: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And the Mine Cart rockets down the rails, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "And just like that, another former champ bites the dust; metaphorically speaking! Speaking of biting the dust, with only three members; the Purple Parrots shall be no more! Therefore, they will be given to the soon to be six member Green Monkeys, and Red Jaguars! Green Monkeys, who will you pick?" Spongebob thinks about it, and he says: "Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak!" Bubble Bass excitedly says: "Yes! We're STILL on the same team, Yakkity!" Yakkity says: "And I have a NEW team color! It took a while, but we're FINALLY with the Green Monkeys!" Sniz says: "And by default, that means that Po is now on the Red Jaguars!" Po says: "Tigress' old team! I hope to do this team justice, the same way that Tigress did!" Sniz says: "Well, we're down to two teams, and 12 contestants! We've just about reached the point, where only ONE contestant will be eliminated per episode! And it's STILL anybody's game to win or lose! Who will come out on top? Find out in the next episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where excitement and excellence are NEVER sold short!" / Stinger: Taotie and Stimpy exit out of the portal, to find themselves right in FRONT of the California Men's Colony, near San Luis Obispo, California! In a wordless montage, Taotie and Stimpy go in to visit Ren, all set to the tune of The Eagles' "Try And Love Again", as performed by The Real Breadwinners! / Sway-Sway sings: "When you're out there on your own, where your memories can find you. Like a circle goes around, you were lost until you found out, what it all comes down to. One by one, the lonely feelings come. Day by day, they slowly fade away! Oh, the look was in his eyes! You never know what might be found there! He was dancing right in time! And the moves he made so fine, like the music that surrounds him! Should I stay or go? I really want to know! Would I lose or win, if I try and love again? Woah! Gonna try and love again! Woah! I'm gonna try and love again! Gonna try and love! Right or wrong, what's done is done. It's only moments that you borrow, but the thoughts will linger on; of the man and his song. When the sun comes up tomorrow, well, it might take years to see! Through all these tears, don't let go! When you find it, you will know! Oh, gonna try and love again! Oh, gonna try and love again! Oh, gonna try and love again! Sometimes lose, sometimes win, sometimes you need a friend! Gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try! Woah! Gonna try and love again! Woah! Gonna try and love again!" / And the song fades out as the montage ends! / Episode Notes: First automatic elimination challenge in this half-season. Featured songs in this episode, Annie Lennox's "Why"; Abba's "Waterloo"; Neil Young's "Don't Let It Bring You Down"; and The Eagles' "Try And Love Again", as performed by The Real Breadwinners! Taotie and Stimpy are automatically eliminated in this episode, making Stimpy the second former champ to be eliminated! Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak join the Green Monkeys, and Po joins the Red Jaguars; due to the Purple Parrots being dissolved! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. 18. Daggett Beaver. 17. Pearl Krabs Barracuda. 16. Bulma Briefs. 15. Keswick. 14. Taotie. 13. Stimpy J. Cat. Remaining Contestants: Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Po, Red Jaguars. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Green Monkeys. Yakkity Yak, Green Monkeys. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: The reason why Taotie spent so long on the Purple Parrots, is because he had to struggle to have his role on the Purple Parrots be taken seriously, and prove to EVERYBODY, especially Po, that his "Heel-Face Turn" was for real; and finally atone for his misdeeds that he committed while he was evil! In fact, the main reason WHY he was eliminated, is because cementing his "Heel-Face Turn" in the previous episode, left him with his story-arc completed, and he left, due to the mistake he committed, by voting off Bulma Briefs! As for Stimpy, I really thought he would be a lot more active than he was. But it was hard to come up with a more satisfying story-line for him this season, than needing to make amends with Ren, and Stimpy realizing that he was also a flawed individual. Having decided that I had carried Stimpy's story-line as far as I could, I decided to give Stimpy a rather respectable finish, having managed to outlast 33 other contestants during his time as a contestant this season! Hopefully, I'll be able to write SHORTER episodes due to the contestants NOW only being at 12 total! Enough said, true believers!
  5. Three teams began this challenge, but only two will finish it! It's time for the second and final part of "The Legend Of The Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte!" / After the commercials end, the contestants begin to gather at the Steps of Knowledge! Taotie says: "Okay! I don't want ANYONE to argue with me! I HAVE to be one of the two contestants to answer these questions!" Bubble Bass asks: "Are you SERIOUS?! In the first place, the rest of us don't HAVE a positive score EITHER; and second of all, you're at NEGATIVE 60! There's no WAY you can catch up!" Yakkity asks: "Why not? I've seen contestants on Celebrity Jeopardy bounce back from WORSE!" Po says: "And besides! Taotie has been VERY loyal to this team! There's no WAY I'm going to deny a request from HIM!" Bubble Bass says: "Don't confuse 'Demand' with 'Request'! But I'm willing to go along with it, as long as I get to be the OTHER contestant on the Steps of Knowledge!" Yakkity asks: "Why do you need to do that?" Bubble Bass says: "Let's just say I have a hunch!" Taotie chuckles, and he says: "Hunch is actually a pretty funny word! I wonder who thought of that?" Bubble Bass snarks back and says: "Your MOM!!!!" Yakkity says: "BURN!!!!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I've heard it said, that into every life, a little rain must fall. But I've been hit by a TOTAL typhoon...of meatball cannon fire! I need to dry myself off! And the best way to do that, is to tackle this challenge, much like a person would take the bull by the horns; even if that DOES seem a little risky to do in REAL life!" / Yakkity says: "I'm guessing Bubble Bass wants to volunteer, because he DOESN'T trust Taotie to NOT get the answers wrong! And besides, at least Bubble Bass HAS a proven track record of getting answers right! We've got to make a come-back SOMEHOW!" / Po says: "Trust me! If Taotie made a 'Demand', I would KNOW about it! I mean, I AM the Dragon Warrior, after all!" / Bubble Bass says: "IF our team is to be dissolved, I do not plan on making it an easy fight for everyone else! If we go out, we go out swinging for the FENCES, and we might even hit a home run while we're at it!" (End Confessional) Wally goes to Spongebob, and Wally asks: "Spongebob, who do you think should volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge?" Spongebob says: "Well, it's not an easy choice to make, you know. After all, since this entire challenge will be won based on total point accumulation; the two contestants who DO get to go, will have a pretty big ADVANTAGE over the contestants who DON'T!" Stimpy says: "Well, I think it's only fair that I get to go! I mean, I am at a disadvantage; and I don't just want to quit like I did in season two!" Marlene says: "That seems fair to me! But who will be his partner?" Spongebob says: "Well, I feel like I need to go. After all, if I don't try to atone for my mistake with Bulma Briefs now; Karma will SURELY force me to pay for it, and NOT at a time when I would find it convenient!" Future Rube says: "That does make a lot of sense to me! Our Karma is only as strong as the weakest link; and it's better for us that we are all as strong as we can be!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Seeing as how I can't hide behind the excuse of NOT making a tough call anymore, I need to step up to the plate, the same way as Sandy has! I mean, I have to prove that I'm as good of a player as anybody else! Of course, that doesn't mean I'm going to turn nasty and mean about the whole thing; I'm just trying to be practical about my approach to this game!" / Stimpy says: "The reason I'm volunteering, is because I feel that it's what Ren would do if our positions were reversed. For better or for worse, I have to admit that Ren Hoek, at least WAS an important part of my life! And even if I can't comfortably be together WITH him anymore, I want him to know that I hold no personal animosity towards him! At least, I feel that it's the best way to heal MY personal Karma, and make me a better cat in return for dealing with it the best way that I can." / Future Rube says: "It's tricky for me, to know if any potential misfortunes that have fallen MY way in the past, are the result of voting off Bulma Briefs, or if I personally still have to PAY for it! Either way, I think it's good for me to help Stimpy up to my level! After all, helping others is the best way to HEAL your own personal Karma!" / Marlene says: "If there's one thing I've learned; you've got to face any problems in life as calmly as you can. If you ever show that you're nervous; Karma will often have the LAST word over you! But if you're willing to take the bad, with the good; you're bound to come through it all the better for it!" (End Confessional) Dudley looks over to Spongebob, and Dudley says: "Sandy, I think Spongebob is going to volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge!" Sandy's mood sours, and she says: "Oh, man! If I volunteer, Karma is BOUND to make him miss, and he'll be humiliated for sure! I can't go! Larry, YOU volunteer again!" Larry groans, and he says: "FINE; I'll do it! But you can't KEEP pushing me to the fore-front just because YOU can't stand humiliating Spongebob, and you want ME to do it instead!" Sandy winces at the revelation, and she says: "Yeah; it's not ideal for me, to have to be FORCED to play the cards that I have been dealt with!" Chameleon says: "Well, I don't feel right answering unless Dudley is by my side!" Buhdeuce says: "Than I suppose by default, I will be Larry's partner!" Larry says: "It sure seems that way, Buhdeuce!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I honestly don't know what else I could've DONE! One scenario involves ME humiliating Spongebob, and demeaning his OWN worth to his life WITH me; the other scenario involves LARRY humiliating Spongebob, which only demeans his own worth to Larry! I mean, either way, Spongebob IS demeaned; but at least I'm not the one doing the demeaning in the second scenario!" / Larry says: "It's getting to the point, where BUHDEUCE is honestly looking like a BETTER partner to take to the Final Three than SANDY is!" / Buhdeuce air fist-pumps and he says: "YES!!!! I'm FINALLY getting some respect from Larry! A former CHAMP! And he says I'm a better final three pick than SANDY! I don't know what else I can do to impress my team, except to go as far as I can, and prove that their respect for me won't be wasted!" (End Confessional) Sniz finally arrives, and he says: "Okay, I'm here!" Taotie asks: "Well, where else WOULD you be? You're the one supposed to be HOSTING this whole show!" Marlene asks: "Are you sure it's SMART to be sarcastic right now? It seems a little dicey, when there's uncollected Karma about!" Taotie says: "It's a coping mechanism! I tend to snark when I'm nervous, so SUE me!" Po says: "Marlene DOES have a point; don't tempt fate! She found THAT out the hard way!" Marlene says: "TWICE, if you want to get technical!" General Barracuda says: "Speaking of 'Technical', it IS technically time for volunteers for the Steps of Knowledge to be chosen! And the point values are vastly more significant in THIS round! Every correct answer will net the contestant who answered it, a WHOLE ten points! Of course, a wrong response will set you back ten points; so choose your volunteers wisely!" Spongebob says: "I'm not changing my mind! Stimpy and I will volunteer for the Green Monkeys!" Larry sighs, and he says: "Buhdeuce and I will volunteer for the Red Jaguars!" Bubble Bass says: "And Taotie and I will volunteer for the Purple Parrots!" Sniz says: "Very well! If the Red Jaguars win the Steps of Knowledge, one of them will receive an Immunity Pendant that will keep one of them safe from elimination! Everyone else will be competing for a Pendant of Life that they will need for the Temple Run! It's time to listen to Olmec, and see what there is to know about the Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte!" Olmec says: "Napoleon Bonaparte was born on August 15, 1769 on Ajaccio on the island of Corsica, in the Kingdom of France! Contrary to popular belief; Napoleon actually grew to be 5 feet, 2 inches; the average height of a French Man in his life. Oddly enough, he started out as gentle; but being bullied during his school years, and frequently needing approval over his older brother Joseph, eventually led Napoleon to adopt the assertive, domineering personality he would become known for! Despite the bullying, Napoleon completed his studies at Brienne in 1784, and was admitted to the Ecole Militaire in Paris, where he trained to become an artillery officer. Upon graduating in September 1785, Napoleon became a commissioned Second Lieutenant in the La Fere artillery regiment; a position he held until the French Revolution broke out in 1789! It was while fighting in the Revolution, that Napoleon began embracing the ideals of the Revolution! After being promoted to Captain in the regular army in July of 1792, he gained command over his own battalion of volunteers. Napoleon's first successful conquest was the Siege of Toulon starting on September 8, 1793. It was also the first time, Napoleon wore what became his trademark hat! It wasn't until Napoleon's successful campaign on the October 5, 1795 battle known in French as the 13 Vendemiaire an IV, that Napoleon gained sudden fame, wealth, and the patronage of a new French government! Not long after marrying Josephine on March 9, 1796, Napoleon went onto different military campaigns. It is said that under Napoleon's leadership, the French fought 67 actions, and won 18 pitched battles! Napoleon eventually became the First Consul of France in November 1799, before crowning himself as Emperor of France on December 2, 1804, at the Notre Dame Cathedral! However, as time rolled on, the constant fighting began to take their toll on the French, and Europe at large. After the disastrous seizure of Portugal, and the failed battle of Moscow, the allied nations of Europe finally banded together to soundly defeat Napoleon at the battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815. Napoleon was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he would spend the rest of his life until he died on May 5, 1821, from Stomach Cancer. His hat was nowhere to be found, until it found it's way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the lost hat of Napoleon Bonaparte and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks, Olmec! Where can the Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte, be found?" Olmec says: "The Lost Hat can be found in the Abandoned Armory!" Sniz says: "Okay, teams! You know the drill, I'll let you take it from here! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec asks: "When and where was Napoleon born?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "On August 15, 1769, on Ajaccio on the Island of Corsica, in the Kingdom of France!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Stimpy says: "Buhdeuce is SURE a lot smarter than he looks! We'll have to be on our toes!" Olmec asks: "What height did Napoloen grow to be?" Stimpy rings in, and he says: "5 Feet, 2 inches!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Stimpy sighs in relief, and he says: "I think I'm good for now! You can get the rest, Spongebob!" Spongebob says: "Thank you!" Olmec asks: "What was the name of Napoleon's OLDER brother?" Taotie rings in, and he says: "Joseph!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Taotie says: "SEE, Bubble Bass? And you were WORRIED that I would get it WRONG!" Bubble Bass says: "ONE right answer does NOT indicate a trend!" Olmec asks: "What type of personality did Napoleon develop, as a result of being bullied?" Buhdeuce rings in, and he says: "An assertive, domineering personality!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Yakkity says: "Come on, Taotie! You should've GOTTEN that one!" Taotie says: "That little duck is FAST! Like, CRAZY fast! He's ALMOST as fast as TIGRESS!" Po seriously asks: "REALLY?!" Taotie says: "I said, 'ALMOST' as fast!" Po says: "Oh. THAT makes more sense, than!" Olmec asks: "What was the name of the academy that Napoleon graduated from in 1785?" Taotie rings in, and he says: "The Ecole Militaire in Paris!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Bubble Bass says: "Come on! You've got to let ME answer the next one! YOU'RE still in negative points, and the rest of us Purple Parrots STILL haven't scored!" Taotie scoffs, and he says: "If you think I'm just going to let MYSELF be eliminated; YOU'RE crazy!" Bubble Bass scoffs, and he says: "PLEASE!! Kowalski and Private were crazy; Kaput, Aang, and Verminious J. Snaptrap were crazy; Zim and Squidward were crazy; Dora and Otto were crazy; Zarbon and Kitty were crazy; Treeflower and Daggett were crazy; but I've been tested, and Bubble Bass is NOT crazy!" Yakkity says: "Taotie, unless ONE of us scores some POSITIVE points, we'll ALL be tied for second DEAD last!" Taotie rolls his eyes, and says: "FINE!!!!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I HATE it when someone uses the 'Logic' argument! Mostly because, it almost ALWAYS works!" / Bubble Bass says: "Taotie is LUCKY that this is an automatic elimination! Otherwise, I'd be voting HIM off!" (End Confessional) Olmec asks: "What broke out in 1789?" Spongebob rings in and answers: "The French Revolution!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Larry says: "This is it! Just ONE question left to go!" Olmec asks: "What was Napoleon's first successful battle?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "The Siege of Toulon!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "The Red Jaguars have won the Steps of Knowledge! And since BUHDEUCE was the only one to answer the questions for the Red Jagaurs, HE receives the Immunity Pendant!" Larry turns to Sandy, and he asks: "STILL think it was a good idea to sit that one out? Spongebob seemed to handle himself JUST fine, and I didn't even get to answer a single QUESTION!" Sandy says: "Hey! It's not like WE'RE in danger like Taotie and the rest of the Purple Parrots are! We are STILL in a good position!" Sniz says: "Speaking of position, Taotie has bumped himself up, but he's still at Negative 40, Stimpy is at 12, Spongebob is at 17, Buhdeuce is at 36, and everyone else is still where they were! It's time for the Challenge Arena! One of Napoleon's worst losses was at the Battle of Moscow. Due to the horrible weather and being unprepared for the conditions they were faced with, Napoleon and his forces were forced to make a DISASTROUS retreat from Moscow, losing many of his troops along the way! Likewise, during this competition; you've lost plenty members from your own teams! And this is a GOOD chance for the Purple Parrots to catch up! Because during this challenge, you will be re-enacting a scaled down version of the Retreat From Moscow! Each team will be carrying wooden replicas of the contestants that have been eliminated before. Eight for the Green Monkeys, eight for the Red Jaguars, and a WHOPPING 18 to represent the various Blue Barracudas, Silver Snakes, Orange Iguanas, and Purple Parrots, for the Purple Parrots! Each wooden replica is worth ten points! But be warned! If you get hit by a meatball cannon shot, you will LOSE one of your wooden replicas! At the end of the challenge, the points of the remaining wooden replicas will be divided as evenly as possible for each contestant on each team! The team that has the most points at the end of the challenge, will get the chance to do the Temple Run! Unfortunately, we don't have the budget to do a reward for competing the Temple Run this time, so you'll have to be satisfied with winning!" Buhdeuce says: "That's fine with me. I'm PRETTY sure that duck, and lobster are on a GOOD number of menus in France, anyways!" Sniz says: "And to get you in the mood for this challenge, we will be playing Neil Young's 'Don't Let It Bring You Down'. Everyone's competing in THIS challenge, so I hope you're all ready!" Spongebob says: "We better be! Our collective safety is COUNTING on it!" Sniz says: "All right! Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the challenge, Stimpy KEEPS pushing his fellow team-mates out of the way of incoming fire, and keeps eating the meatball cannon fire, but still gets hit four times regardless, while Taotie keeps getting hit due to his wide frame, and lack of athletic ability! / Neil Young sings: "Old man lying by the side of the road, with the lorries rolling by. Blue moon sinking from the weight of the load, and the buildings scrape the sky. Cold wind ripping down the alley at dawn and the morning paper flies, 'Dead man lying by the side of the road, with the daylight in his eyes'. Don't let it bring you down. It's only castles burning. Find someone who's turning, and you will come around. (And you will come around). Blind man running through the light of the night, with an answer in his hand. Come on down to the river of sight, and you can really understand. Red lights flashing through the window in the rain. Can you hear the sirens moan? White cane lying in a gutter in the lane, if you're walking home alone. Don't let it bring you down, it's only castles burning! Just find someone who's turning, and you will come around! (And you will come around)! Don't let it bring you down. It's only castles burning. Just find someone who's turning, and you will come around!" / And the song ends as the challenge ends! Sniz says: "All right! Time is up! It's time to find out how many wooden replicas each team saved! The Green Monkeys saved 1, 2, 4 wooden replicas, so that equals 40 points. The Purple Parrots saved 1, 2, 4, 8 wooden replicas, so that equals 80 points. The Red Jaguars saved 1, 2, 4, 8 wooden replicas, so that equals 80 points. Ordinarily, this WOULD be a tie between the Red Jagaurs and the Purple Parrots! However, Taotie DID start off with a negative score, so we have to take that into account! With 40 points, the Green Monkeys each receive 8 points..." Stimpy says: "Actually, can you shuffle MY points to the others? I think it was MY fault we didn't save more, and I don't want MY mistake to be reflected on the rest of the team!" Marlene asks: "Stimpy, what are you saying?!" Stimpy sighs, and he says: "This is MY way of paying for my mistake! If one of us HAS to be eliminated, I'd rather be the one to go. I've already won, and besides; I have some unfinished business I have to take care of, and I can't do it in this game." Sniz says: "Very well. In that case, the other Green Monkeys each get 10 points! So Spongebob has 27 points, Stimpy has 12 points, and the other Green Monkeys have 17 points! With the Purple Parrots score, Taotie actually bumped himself up to NEGATIVE 20, and the other Purple Parrots have 20 points! With the Red Jaguars score, Buhdeuce has bumped himself up to 54 points, and the other Red Jaguars have scored 24 points! The Red Jaguars have the overall higher score, so they're going to the Temple! And that means that Taotie and Stimpy, you two, have the lowest scores out of all the contestants! You two will be taking the Mine Cart of Shame tonight! But first, it's time for the Temple Run! Who is willing to go first for the Red Jaguars?!" Sandy says: "I'll go first! It's the least I can do for my team!" Buhdeuce says: "I'll go second! I'm feeling the metaphorical itch!" Sniz says: "Very well! Map will detail your progress, as Olmec gives you details on where you need to go!" Map says: "I'm on it!" / And Map's visual information fills in, as Olmec narrates! Olmec says: "First, you will enter through the Roman Catacombs. Push in the correct Gargoyle Statue, than head across the Mountain Pass! Avoid the falling boulders, and push in the correct rock, to head into the Bell Tower! Ring the bell, than head into the Painter's Study! Assemble the pieces of the painting, than head into the Hall of Armor! Place yourself into the correct suit of Armor, than head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, than head into the Emperor's Chamber! Smash the clay pots to find the key, and slide down into the Abandoned Armory, where you can find the Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte! Use the cannon to knock down the stone wall, and head into the Dark Forest! Pull on the right branch, and head into the Pharaoh's Chamber! Find the right key, that will lead you into the Banquet Chamber! Twist the right cup, than you will head back through the Pit. Than climb through the Sea Cave, and back to the Temple Entrance! The choices are yours, and yours alone! Good luck!" Sniz says: "All right, Red Jaguars! Time to see what your skills can do! Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / Sandy takes off, and Sniz narrates the action as she goes along! / Sniz says: "Sandy is in the Catacombs, and a Temple Guard right off the bat! She gives up her pendant, now she has to find the right statue; and she's found it! Across the mountain pass! Got to watch out for the falling boulders, and push in the right rock! She's found it! Up into the Bell Tower! She's got to ring the bell! And she's done it! Down into the Painter's Study! Another Temple Guard! Go, Buhdeuce, go! Through the Catacombs! Across the Mountain Pass! Into the Bell Tower, and down into the Painter's Study! Now he's got to assemble the painting in the right order! He's done it! Into the Hall of Armor! One of the suits was possessed by Johnny Krill as a Temple Guard! Buhdeuce gives up his pendant, and he's found the right suit of armor! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! He's got the base and the stomach together! Now he's just got to put the head in! The door is open! Into the Emperor's Chamber! He's got to smash the clay pots to find the key, and he's found it! Down he slides into the Armory! He's got to blow the stone wall down! He's done it, and he's got the Lost Hat! All the doors are open! Through the Dark Forest, through the Pharaoh's Chamber, through the Banquet Chamber! Now through the Pit, and up through the Sea Cave! He's made it! Buhdeuce has made it with 20 seconds to spare! Congratulations on winning the Temple Run! Red Jaguars, come help us see Taotie and Stimpy off, as well as to help us determine the fates, of the soon to be dissolved, Purple Parrots!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "You know, it's become INCREASINGLY apparent to me, that I could actually LOSE to Buhdeuce!" / Buhdeuce says: "Some people would say that it's a mathematical impossibility, but I always try to play with 110% of my ability, whenever I compete in something!" (End Confessional) Everyone is at the Elimination Ceremony. Everyone has a chocolate pendant of life, except for Taotie and Stimpy. Po gives Taotie a hug, and Po says: "I'm sorry you have to leave us tonight." Taotie says: "Well, at least I can leave knowing I got closer to the grand prize as a good guy, than I ever did as a bad guy! And now that I know how to be a good guy, I plan to be the BEST good guy friend to the Dragon Warrior, that you could ever hope for!" Po says: "I'm very happy to hear that!" Spongebob hugs Stimpy, and Spongebob says: "Thanks for helping to support our team all this time! We won't forget what you've done for us!" Stimpy says: "Thanks! It's good to know that my skills are still as sharp as ever! Now, I've got something to do, that I REALLY need to do!" Taotie says: "If it's any consolation, I'll be there to help you!" Stimpy says: "Thank you, that means a lot to me!" Taotie and Stimpy put on their helmets, and strap themselves into the Mine Cart of Shame. Sniz asks: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And the Mine Cart rockets down the rails, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "And just like that, another former champ bites the dust; metaphorically speaking! Speaking of biting the dust, with only three members; the Purple Parrots shall be no more! Therefore, they will be given to the soon to be six member Green Monkeys, and Red Jaguars! Green Monkeys, who will you pick?" Spongebob thinks about it, and he says: "Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak!" Bubble Bass excitedly says: "Yes! We're STILL on the same team, Yakkity!" Yakkity says: "And I have a NEW team color! It took a while, but we're FINALLY with the Green Monkeys!" Sniz says: "And by default, that means that Po is now on the Red Jaguars!" Po says: "Tigress' old team! I hope to do this team justice, the same way that Tigress did!" Sniz says: "Well, we're down to two teams, and 12 contestants! We've just about reached the point, where only ONE contestant will be eliminated per episode! And it's STILL anybody's game to win or lose! Who will come out on top? Find out in the next episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where excitement and excellence are NEVER sold short!" / Stinger: Taotie and Stimpy exit out of the portal, to find themselves right in FRONT of the California Men's Colony, near San Luis Obispo, California! In a wordless montage, Taotie and Stimpy go in to visit Ren, all set to the tune of The Eagles' "Try And Love Again", as performed by The Real Breadwinners! / Sway-Sway sings: "When you're out there on your own, where your memories can find you. Like a circle goes around, you were lost until you found out, what it all comes down to. One by one, the lonely feelings come. Day by day, they slowly fade away! Oh, the look was in his eyes! You never know what might be found there! He was dancing right in time! And the moves he made so fine, like the music that surrounds him! Should I stay or go? I really want to know! Would I lose or win, if I try and love again? Woah! Gonna try and love again! Woah! I'm gonna try and love again! Gonna try and love! Right or wrong, what's done is done. It's only moments that you borrow, but the thoughts will linger on; of the man and his song. When the sun comes up tomorrow, well, it might take years to see! Through all these tears, don't let go! When you find it, you will know! Oh, gonna try and love again! Oh, gonna try and love again! Oh, gonna try and love again! Sometimes lose, sometimes win, sometimes you need a friend! Gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try, gonna try! Woah! Gonna try and love again! Woah! Gonna try and love again!" / And the song fades out as the montage ends! / Episode Notes: First automatic elimination challenge in this half-season. Featured songs in this episode, Annie Lennox's "Why"; Abba's "Waterloo"; Neil Young's "Don't Let It Bring You Down"; and The Eagles' "Try And Love Again", as performed by The Real Breadwinners! Taotie and Stimpy are automatically eliminated in this episode, making Stimpy the second former champ to be eliminated! Bubble Bass and Yakkity Yak join the Green Monkeys, and Po joins the Red Jaguars; due to the Purple Parrots being dissolved! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. 18. Daggett Beaver. 17. Pearl Krabs Barracuda. 16. Bulma Briefs. 15. Keswick. 14. Taotie. 13. Stimpy J. Cat. Remaining Contestants: Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Po, Red Jaguars. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Green Monkeys. Yakkity Yak, Green Monkeys. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: The reason why Taotie spent so long on the Purple Parrots, is because he had to struggle to have his role on the Purple Parrots be taken seriously, and prove to EVERYBODY, especially Po, that his "Heel-Face Turn" was for real; and finally atone for his misdeeds that he committed while he was evil! In fact, the main reason WHY he was eliminated, is because cementing his "Heel-Face Turn" in the previous episode, left him with his story-arc completed, and he left, due to the mistake he committed, by voting off Bulma Briefs! As for Stimpy, I really thought he would be a lot more active than he was. But it was hard to come up with a more satisfying story-line for him this season, than needing to make amends with Ren, and Stimpy realizing that he was also a flawed individual. Having decided that I had carried Stimpy's story-line as far as I could, I decided to give Stimpy a rather respectable finish, having managed to outlast 33 other contestants during his time as a contestant this season! Hopefully, I'll be able to write SHORTER episodes due to the contestants NOW only being at 12 total! Enough said, true believers!
  6. I'm gonna play it on the safe side, and just break the re-run of my most recent episode of "Total Cartoon Legends", into two parts, the same way as my episode is. Enjoy! / Sniz is in the camera monitor room, and he's looking at a LOT of previously filmed footage of Bulma Briefs. Sniz says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Legends, we were down to 16 contestants! With no more easy eliminations to find, save for one; EVERYONE decided to target the one they deemed the EASIEST to eliminate, Bulma Briefs! When Taotie REFUSED to go along with Bulma's request to sabotage Wally; not only did she NOT take it well, she found out every OTHER member of her team didn't believe her claims of having changed for the better. And that INCLUDED her friend, Yakkity Yak. OUCH!!!! Determined to prove that her friendship with Yakkity was GENUINE, Bulma first PURPOSEFULLY failed in crossing the Moat; let Yakkity answer ALL the questions on the Steps of Knowledge, AND let him keep the Immunity Pendant; kept fumbling around during the Challenge Arena; and when the Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots had to go to the Elimination Ceremony, Bulma performed perhaps her GREATEST trick of all, and VOTED herself OFF! I'm NOT making this UP!!!! Bulma Briefs ACTUALLY voted herself off, a fact that took EVERYONE else by surprise, as everyone ELSE voted her off, NEVER believing that she would KEEP her word! Talk about irony! Keswick, due to his lack of athleticism during the challenge, ended up having to go with Bulma! Now, thanks to the unexpected departure of Bulma Briefs, everyone who had a hand in voting her off, is now feeling pangs of guilt and remorse. Is karma coming THEIR way next? Will we soon only have TWO teams instead of three? And has one former champ played his last game in this half-season? Find out the answers to these questions on today's episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" The "La Marseillie" plays in the background, and Olmec says: "Viva La Revolution!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows all the remaining contestants, and a montage of some of their WORST mistakes from their OWN shows, as well as the "Total Cartoon" seasons; all to the tune of Annie Lennox's hit song, "Why". / Annie Lennox sings: "Why? Why? How many times do I have to try to tell you, that I'm sorry for the things I've done? Ooh. But when I start to try to tell you, that's when you have to tell me; 'Hey…this kind of trouble's only just begun'. Yeah. I tell myself too many times; 'Why don't you ever learn to keep your big mouth shut'? That's why it hurts so bad to hear the words, that keep on falling from your mouth. Falling from your mouth. Falling from your mouth. Tell me…Why? Why? I may be mad, I may be blind, I may be viciously unkind; but I can still read what you're thinking! And I've heard it said too many times that you'd be better off. Besides…Why can't you see this boat is sinking? (This boat is sinking, this boat is sinking). Let's go down to the water's edge, and we can cast away those doubts. Some things are better left unsaid, but they still turn me inside out! Turning inside out, turning inside out. Tell me why? Tell me why? This is the book I never read. These are the words I never said. This is the path I'll never tread. These are the dreams I'll dream instead! This is the joy that's seldom spread. These are the tears…the tears we shed. This is the fear, this is the dread, these are the contents of my head! And these are the years that we have spent, and this is what they represent! And this is how I feel! Do you know how I feel? 'Cause I don't think you know how I feel! (You don't know!) I don't think you know what I feel! Why? I don't think you know what I feel! You don't know what I feel!" / And the song and montage ends! / "The Legend Of The Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte!" / The Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots are still at the Elimination Ceremony arena, despite Sniz already being gone, and them having no real reason to be there; apparently STILL trying to process the fact that Bulma actually WAS eliminated! Spongebob looks awkwardly at everyone else, and he says: "Well, is anyone ELSE going to address the elephant in the room, or do I have to do it?" Taotie asks: "What elephant?" Po says: "It's a figure of SPEECH, Taotie!" Taotie says: "Sorry! I must have been home with the SWINE Flu when they taught THAT one in class!" And Johnny Krill plays a rim-shot! Spongebob sighs, and he says: "Fine. I guess I'LL start. Somehow, we ALL missed seeing the truth that Bulma had ACTUALLY changed! I want to know how THAT'S possible! I mean, just between OUR two teams, we're NINE very competent individuals! So, missing something as OBVIOUS as Bulma's change, seems completely IMPROBABLE to me!" Stimpy says: "The key word THERE is; 'Improbable', not IMPOSSIBLE! For instance, I once told Nickelodeon that under no circumstances would I EVER work with the FAKE Ren Hoek from seasons 3-5 of my show AGAIN; but I DID it when they wanted to film some action of me for the video game, Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl! Oddly enough, Oblina, Nigel Thornberry, AND Powdered Toast Man all sound rather DIFFERENT than I remember them!" Marlene says: "Regardless of THAT interesting factoid, I think the BIGGEST reason we DIDN'T see it, is because we didn't WANT to see it! We EXPECTED Bulma to act the way she ALWAYS acted before, and we PLAYED accordingly! I mean...it just seems SO weird that during HER first season, she always made HER decisions, by believing everyone else would act in a certain way that she EXPECTED them to act! And most of the time, she was pretty spot on! And; when WE decided to act based on what we experienced from Bulma in the past, she DIDN'T act the way we thought she would! Am I more or less right with my assessment?" Taotie says: "Well, from what you said, I'd say you were pretty much RIGHT on the money! Because most of us experienced what Bulma did first hand, we were ALL so sure Bulma was going to ACT that way again, I'm not sure if ANY amount of evidence SAVE for her voting herself off, could've convinced us otherwise! We SO wanted to pay Bulma back for what she did to us in season three, that we ALL succumbed to the trap of hatred and revenge! Without meaning to, we ALL did something bad, and something that could've been avoided, if we had JUST listened to Bulma in the first place!" Po says: "That's just the PROBLEM! We didn't listen to Bulma, because we were all SURE she was just LYING again for her OWN self-gain! Never mind the fact, that without HER help, I'm not sure if we could've EVER gotten rid of Aang, Snaptrap, and Dora the Explorer!" Wally says: "Not only that, but most of us already HAD reasons for wanting to get back at Bulma besides! Spongebob because Bulma LET Blonda GOAD Skipper into setting up HIS elimination; Taotie because he never got over the fact that Bulma considered HIM nothing more than a pawn; Po, because he wasted his anger on ZARBON, when he should've saved it for Bulma; Stimpy because Bulma ordered Zarbon to dump black paint on him; Marlene because Bulma THREATENED Skipper's immunity safety otherwise; and myself, because I felt guilty about voting off Marlene when I DIDN'T have all the facts about Bulma!" Bubble Bass says: "Well, the sad fact is; Yakkity, Rube, and I, we don't even HAVE the excuses YOU did to vote off Bulma, and we STILL did anyways; just because we KNEW about her reputation!" Yakkity sadly says: "Well, YOU knew! I didn't! Before I heard everyone else's stories about her, all I knew was that Bulma was kind, nice, thoughtful, and respectful of my needs; even if she DID accidentally spell my name WRONG initially! And despite having no PERSONAL reason to believe that she would betray me, I STILL betrayed her; ALL because I believed it was the LESSER of two evils!" Future Rube says: "All I know about Bulma, is what the FUTURE version of my dad told me from his first-hand experience! I think I now know WHY he never talked about what happened during this season! I think even in the future, he's STILL feeling a little ashamed about the way he helped shoot Bulma down like that!" Bubble Bass sighs, and he says: "You're right, son. I'm...really sorry you saw me act vindictive like that! I promised that when you were born, I would ALWAYS try to act in your best interests! I...never considered the fact that by trying to do something I was SO sure that I was right about, would turn out so WRONG! I...would NEVER want to let you DOWN like that!" Future Rube gives his father a hug, and he says: "Dad...a wise man once told me; 'You can never know for SURE which decisions you make, will end up being the right ones. But, you will ALWAYS miss 100% of the time on the chances you DON'T take in life'!" Bubble Bass's eyes widen up, and he says: "Me! I'm...going to say that someday, aren't I?" Future Rube says: "I think I now know the REAL reason why I came here! Not just to spend more time with you, but to help YOU become the best version of YOURSELF!" Bubble Bass says: "I'm...really thankful that you have done this for me, Rube. I...hope I'll be able to repay this favor to you someday." Future Rube says: "You already have, dad. You already have." Spongebob says: "Well, reflections aside; all this introspection does us no good. Bulma is gone, there's nothing we can do to change it; and I fear that karma's BOUND to get us back for ALL of us being vindictive to Bulma in not too long!" Marlene gasps, and she says: "Oh, dear! You're probably RIGHT! I mean, you've been right before; but right now, it's REALLY scary!" Taotie says: "Especially for a guy like me! I've only STARTED cleaning up my debt from when I was evil! I didn't need to add another item to the list of things that I need to atone for!" Po says: "Well, bad karma strikes, because you haven't done something GOOD as atonement for it! Didn't Bulma prove THAT herself?! She atoned, by keeping her word, and voting herself off! Maybe we don't necessarily need to do that; but there's got to be SOMETHING we can do to minimize the damage we're bound to receive!" Wally says: "Well, I already know how I plan to atone for tonight! I've got Future Rube to take care of! And with the exception of Bubble Bass and Yakkity in the immediate future; I'm not sure if taking care of Infant Rube will work as a solution for the rest of you." Future Rube says: "Maybe subconsciously, this is one of the reasons I came back. Not just to help my father and find Wally, but to atone for the very mistake I made!" Spongebob sighs, and he says: "It's strange. All this season, I never wanted to make a hard call! I hoped I would get through the whole season without MAKING one! And...the one time I thought I was making the EASIEST call in the world, I made a wrong call. I haven't felt SO horrible since the time Squidward's house got wrecked indirectly because of me, the time I ruined Squidward's membership in his Cephalopod Lodge, the time I was FORCED to act all creepy towards him when HE went to Boating School, or the WORST time; when I simply stood by and let Patrick make Squidward's life a living nightmare in 'Ink Lemonade'!...I have NEVER felt SO horrible about anything in MY whole life!" Stimpy sighs, and he says: "Well, if it's any consolation; you're not the only one who has stuff that they feel guilty about. I've always felt guilty about saying lines during seasons three to five of MY show that I didn't want to say, but I feared that my show would get even WORSE, if I didn't help! And...I did send a letter petitioning Ren to be moved to a nicer prison. I'm expecting a response pretty soon, now." Marlene sighs, and she says: "I DO still listen to Captain Retro's Radio Show on Friday's from 12-2 P.M." Bubble Bass asks: "Why do you need to feel guilty about that?" Marlene says: "BECAUSE, Skipper is still SENSITIVE about that whole thing! Season three of this show is a time of my life that I'm NOT very proud of, to make a long story short!" Taotie says: "Well, that still leaves both Po, and myself! What are WE going to do about this Karma?" Po says: "Well, I think the best thing YOU can do, is to selflessly help our team win this challenge for the BOTH of us! We both owe it to Bulma, to show that her lesson about being selfless, was NOT in vain!" Yakkity says: "That's actually a pretty good idea! We should ALL play the next challenge selflessly! And win or lose, we'll face the results gracefully!" Spongebob says: "I can't argue with THAT! I wouldn't know HOW to!" Wally says: "Than it's settled! Admiral Wally, his Smartness; proposes that we all play the next challenge fair and square, and may the best team win!" Future Rube says: "That sounds like a plan to me! Let's all put our arms, fins, or whatever, and agree!" They all do, and they simultaneously say: "Agreed!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Well, now I have some idea on how Sandy must have felt when she eliminated Johnny Krill and Pearl! And the worst part is, I have a feeling that ANOTHER team merge of some kind isn't too far away! I'd say something about Sandy AND Karma; but the tendency is that when you do, you ALWAYS tempt fate! I guess I'll just have to leave it up to chance! It's certainly better than jinxing the whole thing!" / Johnny Krill hands Stimpy a letter, and Johnny says: "Here, Stimpy! This just came for you!" Johnny leaves, and Stimpy says: "This must be what I've been expecting!" Stimpy opens the letter, and he reads: "To Whom It May Concern, we have reviewed your petition, and we have made our decision regarding Ren Hoek's progress. Ren Hoek's sanity and behavior, is among the most POSITIVE we have ever seen in years! Therefore, your petition has been accepted, and Ren Hoek and his belongings are being transferred now, to the California Men's Colony, outside of San Luis Obispo, California. He looks forward to you being able to visit him during visiting hours. Respectfully; Warden, Gordon Quid!" Stimpy puts aside the letter, and he says: "Ren's condition, has improved. And, he still WANTS to see me! Even when I didn't believe him! I...wouldn't visit him in San Quintin, mainly because it was so far away from Los Angeles! But now that he's moving considerably closer, I don't HAVE as much of a reason to not visit him! I...think it's best if I visit him alone, first! I don't want Lil and the kids to get involved with him if they don't have to be! I...just want to see if he forgives me for MY mistakes! And...I guess I'll have to admit, it IS possible for me to be mad at somebody. Maybe it's nowhere NEAR as often as Ren does it, but I have that flaw, the same way he does. The main thing is, you DON'T have to let anger define you, or let one mistake guide the rest of your life! You can, and SHOULD always learn from your mistakes; even if it's sometimes hard to admit your mistakes!" / Marlene sighs, and she says: "I REALLY should've known BETTER than to tempt fate! Beauty is NO form of protection, against an invisible force that ALWAYS wins, no matter WHO you think you are!" / Taotie says: "I don't think we've EVER been in a scenario, where NINE contestants were tied in the karma department. There's no telling WHO Karma might decide to strike first! And since I don't want to tempt fate, I can only safely say; it COULD be ANY of us!" / Po says: "I can see now why Tigress HAS had a hard time controlling her anger impulses! I just never thought I would be susceptible to such a thing! But I guess what Master Shifu said IS true; 'Anger DOES exist inside of everyone, but it doesn't need to CONSUME you'! So, I need to learn from this mistake, and atone for it the best I can! After all, Tigress is counting on me to persevere! And...if at all possible, I hope to introduce her to Taotie, AS my friend!" / Wally sighs, and he says: "Now I KNOW why I'll have to wait 20 years before I can see Future Rube again! It must be MY way of having to pay for my mistake! If I had known THAT was the reason why; I never would've done it! But I guess that's what Yay-Ok meant, when he said that 'Hindsight is always 20-20'! I just wish I knew what that meant BEFORE I came here this season; but that's HINDSIGHT in itself!" / Bubble Bass sighs, and he says: "Well, now I know just WHY Anti-Cosmo was targeting me during Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back! Only, unlike most of the other contestants, it's like I was PAYING for this act of karmic transgression before I even did it! And...now I KNOW why I'm more comfortable in bubbles! It's the NAKED truth, of what I truly am! And now that I KNOW what I truly am, it's my duty to BE as honest as I look! I'm already pretty good in not hiding anything! From now on, unless any potential future episodes say otherwise, I'll always try to be as HONEST as I possibly can! It's just what a good father should do!" / Yakkity says: "The NAKED truth? That has potential! Maybe there's a comedy bit in there somewhere! I'll have to develop it some more!" / Future Rube says: "Look, I obviously can't say what I've experienced in my life BEFORE I came here; because my Infant self HASN'T lived it yet! All I can say is; I'm inspired by my dad, because he always tries to lead by example! And...if I didn't know it before, I do now. Parents are people, to! But even so, a GOOD parent is ALWAYS willing to learn from their mistakes, so they can help their children learn from mistakes as well! And by working together, we can ALL help make the world a better place!" (End Confessional) It is morning, and everyone is in the cafeteria! Sandy visibly NOTICES that Spongebob isn't NOTICING her, and she's concerned! Sandy asks: "Larry, does something about Spongebob seem OFF?!" Larry says: "Come to think of it, something seems OFF about ALL the Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots, but I can't quite put my CLAW on it!" Buhdeuce says: "Something's MISSING! And it's NOT just Keswick!" At that moment, Dudley and Chameleon walk through the door! Buhdeuce says: "Well, at least something ISN'T missing anymore! Welcome back, Dudley and Chameleon!" Dudley says: "You'll never BELIEVE who we saw while we were visiting Yosemite National Park!" Sandy asks: "Keswick?" Chameleon asks: "How did you guess?" Sandy says: "Lucky guess!" Chameleon says: "That's not ALL we saw!" Before anyone can ask them anything else, Sniz rings a gong, and his voice comes over the loud-speakers. Sniz says: "Attention Red Jaguars! At the last Elimination Ceremony, Keswick AND Bulma was eliminated! I repeat; Bulma WAS eliminated! Not only that, but I have news regarding the structure of the teams! Please proceed to the Moat to find out more information! That is all!" Sandy asks: "Spongebob, is BULMA the reason why you HAVEN'T been talking to me? That seems rather WEIRD!!!!" Spongebob winces, and he says: "You weren't THERE, Sandy! We...all made a HORRIBLE mistake! And I think the team structure might be a bit of payment for what we DID!" Larry asks: "How was voting off Bulma Briefs a mistake?!" Spongebob says: "I'll explain it to you later...IF you survive today's challenge!" Dudley sadly says: "Just like Keswick! I can't believe he's out of the game!" Chameleon says: "At least we got to say good-bye to him BEFORE we left Yosemite! Come on! Let's try to win this challenge, so Keswick's elimination ISN'T in vain!" (Confessional) Sandy's eyes widen in shock, and she says: "Spongebob, told me that eliminating Bulma Briefs was the WRONG call! She TOLD the truth! And if SHE told the truth...I might be in trouble! The way Karma will probably work, is that I'll probably have to pay the PRICE for Spongebob's mistake! No WONDER Spongebob never wanted to make a hard call! I think he might have sub-consciously KNOWN this was going to happen!" / Larry says: "I'm probably one of the FEW contestants Bulma didn't target during her FIRST season as a contestant; mostly because I wasn't IN that season as a contestant for long! All I know is, if Spongebob's worried about eliminating Bulma Briefs; than he probably has good REASON to be! After all, he has Sandy to think about! And to a lesser extent, me, Bubble Bass, and Future Rube! Either way, the metaphorical rent is probably due soon, and SOMEONE'S going to have to pay for it! The question is, WHO?!" / Buhdeuce says: "Even I'm not sure if I should be happy that Bulma is gone! Everyone else isn't! It's so WEIRD, when you end up getting EXACTLY what you want; only to discover that getting it doesn't make you feel the way you THOUGHT it would make you feel! Now I know how Tigress felt when she won that award! I guess sometimes; there is truth in the expression, 'Wanting is better than having'." / Dudley says: "I have a feeling that the teams may be whittled down, from three; to two! And if that's the case, Chameleon and I need to make sure that we do our best to make sure that the Red Jaguars stay standing!" / Chameleon says: "Even though Keswick and I never got a chance to really hang out this season; I'm still going to miss him! Avenging him, will be the best way to PROVE that he will help us provide us incentive, to potentially help us win this challenge!" (End Confessional) Everyone suits up into their team colors, and heads for the moat! Sniz says: "Welcome to the Moat, contestants. It seems like it was only THREE challenges ago we were talking about the teams needing to be whittled down!" Taotie says: "Uh, it WAS only three challenges ago!" Sniz says: "Regardless, the time is upon us, to condense the teams again. Regardless of who wins or loses this challenge; when everything is said and done, the teams will be whittled down from three to two! I'm not sure which team is playing their last; but either way, I'm excited! Just like YOU should be excited for this upcoming challenge!" Spongebob says: "And by 'Excited', he means we should be 'Horrified' and 'Terrified'!" Sniz says: "Your words, not mine! Olmec, tell us what today's legend is!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is The Legend Of the Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte!" Stimpy says: "Oh, GREAT! A challenge about that CRAZY French guy! I'm in trouble!" Marlene asks: "Why is that? I don't think this challenge is necessarily harder than any other we've had this season!" Stimpy says: "You don't understand! Ren's biggest BIT from season's one to two on my show, was acting like the CRAZY guy! Compared with him, I was practically SANE! But because I perpetuated that bit WITHOUT him from seasons three to five on my show; I fear Karma is going to strike ME first!" Po says: "But you're a NICE guy!" Stimpy says: "So? If I make a mistake against somebody else, don't I have to pay for it the same as anyone else?" Bubble Bass says: "OOH, he's got you THERE, Po!" Yakkity says: "Well, I don't think ANYONE has plans to eliminate YOU, Stimpy!" Sniz says: "And here's the really FUN part of the challenge! Unless you're a member of the Red Jaguars and CAN win an Immunity Pendant today; today's challenge for a change, will be based on point accumulation! At the end of today's challenge, the two contestants with the lowest point accumulations, will be automatically ELIMINATED! That means, no Elimination Ceremony! Do not pass Go, do not get the chance to win up to $44.44 Million!" Future Rube gulps nervously, and he says: "Well, that's ONE way Stimpy very WELL could be eliminated, through no real fault of his own skills, or lack thereof!" Sniz says: "Therefore, for this Moat Challenge, it's going to work a little differently! We're going to recreate a mock version, of the battle of Trafalgar! Since it was a naval battle, you will be riding boats equipped with meatball cannons! Each team will be equipped with 32 cannonballs, one for EVERY contestant eliminated so far! Whichever team makes the most confirmed hits against the other teams, will receive a Pendant of Life that they will need for the Temple Run! And since this IS a challenge revolving around Napoleon Bonaparte, what better way to celebrate it, than by playing Abba's 'Waterloo'?!" Buhdeuce asks: "Does THAT song REALLY revolve around Napoleon THAT much!" Sniz says: "It was either that, or Weird Al's 'Genius In France'! And Abba hasn't received as much play on this show as HE has!" Sandy says: "Lucky us!" Sniz says: "And unlike other challenges, no one is sitting this one out, since EVERYONE needs to work on scoring points! Is everyone ready?!" Larry says: "I only know that I'M ready! I can't speak for anyone else!" Sniz says: "Regardless of that fact; on your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the challenge, Stimpy is LESS concerned with actually scoring points, than he is about keeping the REST of the team safe, and he KEEPS eating all of the meat cannonballs that come his way, while Taotie keeps getting HIT by every stray meat cannonball that comes his way! / Abba sings: "My, my, at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender! Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way! The history book on the shelf, is always repeating itself! Waterloo; I was defeated, you won the war! Waterloo; promise to love you forever more! Waterloo, Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you! Waterloo; finally facing my Waterloo! My, my, I tried to hold you back, but you were stronger! Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight! And how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose! Waterloo; I was defeated, you won the war! Waterloo; promise to love you forever more! Waterloo, Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you! Waterloo; finally facing my Waterloo! So how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose! Waterloo, Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you! Waterloo; finally facing my Waterloo! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you! Waterloo; finally facing my Waterloo! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you!" / After the challenge is over, Sniz says: "Okay! All the meat cannonballs have been fired! It's time to determine who gets the Pendant of Life! The Green Monkeys each scored seven hits, all against the Purple Parrots, except for Stimpy who only scored two. The Red Jaguars each scored six hits, all against the Purple Parrots! And despite the Purple Parrots firing ALL of their meat cannonballs; Stimpy ATE them all, which means NONE of them scored any points! In fact, Taotie is at NEGATIVE 60, because every other meat cannonball seemed to HIT him!" Taotie sighs, and he says: "Well, at least now I know how I'M paying for my role in eliminating Bulma!" Sniz says: "Even though the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars scored the same number of hits; because Stimpy didn't fire HIS fair share of meat cannonballs, I'm giving the Pendant of Life to the Red Jaguars!" Stimpy says: "Sorry guys, I just didn't want any of you to get hurt!" Marlene says: "On the bright side, at least you ACTUALLY scored SOMETHING! Compared to Taotie and the rest of the Purple Parrots, you're in pretty good shape!" Sniz says: "We've got to get Taotie cleaned off! But don't go away! Because we'll be right back with MORE Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!
  7. With Bulma gone, it's anyone's guess as to which contestants will leave THIS time! Find out which ones it will be on today's episode of "Total Cartoon Legends!" / Sniz is in the camera monitor room, and he's looking at a LOT of previously filmed footage of Bulma Briefs. Sniz says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Legends, we were down to 16 contestants! With no more easy eliminations to find, save for one; EVERYONE decided to target the one they deemed the EASIEST to eliminate, Bulma Briefs! When Taotie REFUSED to go along with Bulma's request to sabotage Wally; not only did she NOT take it well, she found out every OTHER member of her team didn't believe her claims of having changed for the better. And that INCLUDED her friend, Yakkity Yak. OUCH!!!! Determined to prove that her friendship with Yakkity was GENUINE, Bulma first PURPOSEFULLY failed in crossing the Moat; let Yakkity answer ALL the questions on the Steps of Knowledge, AND let him keep the Immunity Pendant; kept fumbling around during the Challenge Arena; and when the Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots had to go to the Elimination Ceremony, Bulma performed perhaps her GREATEST trick of all, and VOTED herself OFF! I'm NOT making this UP!!!! Bulma Briefs ACTUALLY voted herself off, a fact that took EVERYONE else by surprise, as everyone ELSE voted her off, NEVER believing that she would KEEP her word! Talk about irony! Keswick, due to his lack of athleticism during the challenge, ended up having to go with Bulma! Now, thanks to the unexpected departure of Bulma Briefs, everyone who had a hand in voting her off, is now feeling pangs of guilt and remorse. Is karma coming THEIR way next? Will we soon only have TWO teams instead of three? And has one former champ played his last game in this half-season? Find out the answers to these questions on today's episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" The "La Marseillie" plays in the background, and Olmec says: "Viva La Revolution!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows all the remaining contestants, and a montage of some of their WORST mistakes from their OWN shows, as well as the "Total Cartoon" seasons; all to the tune of Annie Lennox's hit song, "Why". / Annie Lennox sings: "Why? Why? How many times do I have to try to tell you, that I'm sorry for the things I've done? Ooh. But when I start to try to tell you, that's when you have to tell me; 'Hey…this kind of trouble's only just begun'. Yeah. I tell myself too many times; 'Why don't you ever learn to keep your big mouth shut'? That's why it hurts so bad to hear the words, that keep on falling from your mouth. Falling from your mouth. Falling from your mouth. Tell me…Why? Why? I may be mad, I may be blind, I may be viciously unkind; but I can still read what you're thinking! And I've heard it said too many times that you'd be better off. Besides…Why can't you see this boat is sinking? (This boat is sinking, this boat is sinking). Let's go down to the water's edge, and we can cast away those doubts. Some things are better left unsaid, but they still turn me inside out! Turning inside out, turning inside out. Tell me why? Tell me why? This is the book I never read. These are the words I never said. This is the path I'll never tread. These are the dreams I'll dream instead! This is the joy that's seldom spread. These are the tears…the tears we shed. This is the fear, this is the dread, these are the contents of my head! And these are the years that we have spent, and this is what they represent! And this is how I feel! Do you know how I feel? 'Cause I don't think you know how I feel! (You don't know!) I don't think you know what I feel! Why? I don't think you know what I feel! You don't know what I feel!" / And the song and montage ends! / "The Legend Of The Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte!" / The Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots are still at the Elimination Ceremony arena, despite Sniz already being gone, and them having no real reason to be there; apparently STILL trying to process the fact that Bulma actually WAS eliminated! Spongebob looks awkwardly at everyone else, and he says: "Well, is anyone ELSE going to address the elephant in the room, or do I have to do it?" Taotie asks: "What elephant?" Po says: "It's a figure of SPEECH, Taotie!" Taotie says: "Sorry! I must have been home with the SWINE Flu when they taught THAT one in class!" And Johnny Krill plays a rim-shot! Spongebob sighs, and he says: "Fine. I guess I'LL start. Somehow, we ALL missed seeing the truth that Bulma had ACTUALLY changed! I want to know how THAT'S possible! I mean, just between OUR two teams, we're NINE very competent individuals! So, missing something as OBVIOUS as Bulma's change, seems completely IMPROBABLE to me!" Stimpy says: "The key word THERE is; 'Improbable', not IMPOSSIBLE! For instance, I once told Nickelodeon that under no circumstances would I EVER work with the FAKE Ren Hoek from seasons 3-5 of my show AGAIN; but I DID it when they wanted to film some action of me for the video game, Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl! Oddly enough, Oblina, Nigel Thornberry, AND Powdered Toast Man all sound rather DIFFERENT than I remember them!" Marlene says: "Regardless of THAT interesting factoid, I think the BIGGEST reason we DIDN'T see it, is because we didn't WANT to see it! We EXPECTED Bulma to act the way she ALWAYS acted before, and we PLAYED accordingly! I mean...it just seems SO weird that during HER first season, she always made HER decisions, by believing everyone else would act in a certain way that she EXPECTED them to act! And most of the time, she was pretty spot on! And; when WE decided to act based on what we experienced from Bulma in the past, she DIDN'T act the way we thought she would! Am I more or less right with my assessment?" Taotie says: "Well, from what you said, I'd say you were pretty much RIGHT on the money! Because most of us experienced what Bulma did first hand, we were ALL so sure Bulma was going to ACT that way again, I'm not sure if ANY amount of evidence SAVE for her voting herself off, could've convinced us otherwise! We SO wanted to pay Bulma back for what she did to us in season three, that we ALL succumbed to the trap of hatred and revenge! Without meaning to, we ALL did something bad, and something that could've been avoided, if we had JUST listened to Bulma in the first place!" Po says: "That's just the PROBLEM! We didn't listen to Bulma, because we were all SURE she was just LYING again for her OWN self-gain! Never mind the fact, that without HER help, I'm not sure if we could've EVER gotten rid of Aang, Snaptrap, and Dora the Explorer!" Wally says: "Not only that, but most of us already HAD reasons for wanting to get back at Bulma besides! Spongebob because Bulma LET Blonda GOAD Skipper into setting up HIS elimination; Taotie because he never got over the fact that Bulma considered HIM nothing more than a pawn; Po, because he wasted his anger on ZARBON, when he should've saved it for Bulma; Stimpy because Bulma ordered Zarbon to dump black paint on him; Marlene because Bulma THREATENED Skipper's immunity safety otherwise; and myself, because I felt guilty about voting off Marlene when I DIDN'T have all the facts about Bulma!" Bubble Bass says: "Well, the sad fact is; Yakkity, Rube, and I, we don't even HAVE the excuses YOU did to vote off Bulma, and we STILL did anyways; just because we KNEW about her reputation!" Yakkity sadly says: "Well, YOU knew! I didn't! Before I heard everyone else's stories about her, all I knew was that Bulma was kind, nice, thoughtful, and respectful of my needs; even if she DID accidentally spell my name WRONG initially! And despite having no PERSONAL reason to believe that she would betray me, I STILL betrayed her; ALL because I believed it was the LESSER of two evils!" Future Rube says: "All I know about Bulma, is what the FUTURE version of my dad told me from his first-hand experience! I think I now know WHY he never talked about what happened during this season! I think even in the future, he's STILL feeling a little ashamed about the way he helped shoot Bulma down like that!" Bubble Bass sighs, and he says: "You're right, son. I'm...really sorry you saw me act vindictive like that! I promised that when you were born, I would ALWAYS try to act in your best interests! I...never considered the fact that by trying to do something I was SO sure that I was right about, would turn out so WRONG! I...would NEVER want to let you DOWN like that!" Future Rube gives his father a hug, and he says: "Dad...a wise man once told me; 'You can never know for SURE which decisions you make, will end up being the right ones. But, you will ALWAYS miss 100% of the time on the chances you DON'T take in life'!" Bubble Bass's eyes widen up, and he says: "Me! I'm...going to say that someday, aren't I?" Future Rube says: "I think I now know the REAL reason why I came here! Not just to spend more time with you, but to help YOU become the best version of YOURSELF!" Bubble Bass says: "I'm...really thankful that you have done this for me, Rube. I...hope I'll be able to repay this favor to you someday." Future Rube says: "You already have, dad. You already have." Spongebob says: "Well, reflections aside; all this introspection does us no good. Bulma is gone, there's nothing we can do to change it; and I fear that karma's BOUND to get us back for ALL of us being vindictive to Bulma in not too long!" Marlene gasps, and she says: "Oh, dear! You're probably RIGHT! I mean, you've been right before; but right now, it's REALLY scary!" Taotie says: "Especially for a guy like me! I've only STARTED cleaning up my debt from when I was evil! I didn't need to add another item to the list of things that I need to atone for!" Po says: "Well, bad karma strikes, because you haven't done something GOOD as atonement for it! Didn't Bulma prove THAT herself?! She atoned, by keeping her word, and voting herself off! Maybe we don't necessarily need to do that; but there's got to be SOMETHING we can do to minimize the damage we're bound to receive!" Wally says: "Well, I already know how I plan to atone for tonight! I've got Future Rube to take care of! And with the exception of Bubble Bass and Yakkity in the immediate future; I'm not sure if taking care of Infant Rube will work as a solution for the rest of you." Future Rube says: "Maybe subconsciously, this is one of the reasons I came back. Not just to help my father and find Wally, but to atone for the very mistake I made!" Spongebob sighs, and he says: "It's strange. All this season, I never wanted to make a hard call! I hoped I would get through the whole season without MAKING one! And...the one time I thought I was making the EASIEST call in the world, I made a wrong call. I haven't felt SO horrible since the time Squidward's house got wrecked indirectly because of me, the time I ruined Squidward's membership in his Cephalopod Lodge, the time I was FORCED to act all creepy towards him when HE went to Boating School, or the WORST time; when I simply stood by and let Patrick make Squidward's life a living nightmare in 'Ink Lemonade'!...I have NEVER felt SO horrible about anything in MY whole life!" Stimpy sighs, and he says: "Well, if it's any consolation; you're not the only one who has stuff that they feel guilty about. I've always felt guilty about saying lines during seasons three to five of MY show that I didn't want to say, but I feared that my show would get even WORSE, if I didn't help! And...I did send a letter petitioning Ren to be moved to a nicer prison. I'm expecting a response pretty soon, now." Marlene sighs, and she says: "I DO still listen to Captain Retro's Radio Show on Friday's from 12-2 P.M." Bubble Bass asks: "Why do you need to feel guilty about that?" Marlene says: "BECAUSE, Skipper is still SENSITIVE about that whole thing! Season three of this show is a time of my life that I'm NOT very proud of, to make a long story short!" Taotie says: "Well, that still leaves both Po, and myself! What are WE going to do about this Karma?" Po says: "Well, I think the best thing YOU can do, is to selflessly help our team win this challenge for the BOTH of us! We both owe it to Bulma, to show that her lesson about being selfless, was NOT in vain!" Yakkity says: "That's actually a pretty good idea! We should ALL play the next challenge selflessly! And win or lose, we'll face the results gracefully!" Spongebob says: "I can't argue with THAT! I wouldn't know HOW to!" Wally says: "Than it's settled! Admiral Wally, his Smartness; proposes that we all play the next challenge fair and square, and may the best team win!" Future Rube says: "That sounds like a plan to me! Let's all put our arms, fins, or whatever, and agree!" They all do, and they simultaneously say: "Agreed!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Well, now I have some idea on how Sandy must have felt when she eliminated Johnny Krill and Pearl! And the worst part is, I have a feeling that ANOTHER team merge of some kind isn't too far away! I'd say something about Sandy AND Karma; but the tendency is that when you do, you ALWAYS tempt fate! I guess I'll just have to leave it up to chance! It's certainly better than jinxing the whole thing!" / Johnny Krill hands Stimpy a letter, and Johnny says: "Here, Stimpy! This just came for you!" Johnny leaves, and Stimpy says: "This must be what I've been expecting!" Stimpy opens the letter, and he reads: "To Whom It May Concern, we have reviewed your petition, and we have made our decision regarding Ren Hoek's progress. Ren Hoek's sanity and behavior, is among the most POSITIVE we have ever seen in years! Therefore, your petition has been accepted, and Ren Hoek and his belongings are being transferred now, to the California Men's Colony, outside of San Luis Obispo, California. He looks forward to you being able to visit him during visiting hours. Respectfully; Warden, Gordon Quid!" Stimpy puts aside the letter, and he says: "Ren's condition, has improved. And, he still WANTS to see me! Even when I didn't believe him! I...wouldn't visit him in San Quintin, mainly because it was so far away from Los Angeles! But now that he's moving considerably closer, I don't HAVE as much of a reason to not visit him! I...think it's best if I visit him alone, first! I don't want Lil and the kids to get involved with him if they don't have to be! I...just want to see if he forgives me for MY mistakes! And...I guess I'll have to admit, it IS possible for me to be mad at somebody. Maybe it's nowhere NEAR as often as Ren does it, but I have that flaw, the same way he does. The main thing is, you DON'T have to let anger define you, or let one mistake guide the rest of your life! You can, and SHOULD always learn from your mistakes; even if it's sometimes hard to admit your mistakes!" / Marlene sighs, and she says: "I REALLY should've known BETTER than to tempt fate! Beauty is NO form of protection, against an invisible force that ALWAYS wins, no matter WHO you think you are!" / Taotie says: "I don't think we've EVER been in a scenario, where NINE contestants were tied in the karma department. There's no telling WHO Karma might decide to strike first! And since I don't want to tempt fate, I can only safely say; it COULD be ANY of us!" / Po says: "I can see now why Tigress HAS had a hard time controlling her anger impulses! I just never thought I would be susceptible to such a thing! But I guess what Master Shifu said IS true; 'Anger DOES exist inside of everyone, but it doesn't need to CONSUME you'! So, I need to learn from this mistake, and atone for it the best I can! After all, Tigress is counting on me to persevere! And...if at all possible, I hope to introduce her to Taotie, AS my friend!" / Wally sighs, and he says: "Now I KNOW why I'll have to wait 20 years before I can see Future Rube again! It must be MY way of having to pay for my mistake! If I had known THAT was the reason why; I never would've done it! But I guess that's what Yay-Ok meant, when he said that 'Hindsight is always 20-20'! I just wish I knew what that meant BEFORE I came here this season; but that's HINDSIGHT in itself!" / Bubble Bass sighs, and he says: "Well, now I know just WHY Anti-Cosmo was targeting me during Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back! Only, unlike most of the other contestants, it's like I was PAYING for this act of karmic transgression before I even did it! And...now I KNOW why I'm more comfortable in bubbles! It's the NAKED truth, of what I truly am! And now that I KNOW what I truly am, it's my duty to BE as honest as I look! I'm already pretty good in not hiding anything! From now on, unless any potential future episodes say otherwise, I'll always try to be as HONEST as I possibly can! It's just what a good father should do!" / Yakkity says: "The NAKED truth? That has potential! Maybe there's a comedy bit in there somewhere! I'll have to develop it some more!" / Future Rube says: "Look, I obviously can't say what I've experienced in my life BEFORE I came here; because my Infant self HASN'T lived it yet! All I can say is; I'm inspired by my dad, because he always tries to lead by example! And...if I didn't know it before, I do now. Parents are people, to! But even so, a GOOD parent is ALWAYS willing to learn from their mistakes, so they can help their children learn from mistakes as well! And by working together, we can ALL help make the world a better place!" (End Confessional) It is morning, and everyone is in the cafeteria! Sandy visibly NOTICES that Spongebob isn't NOTICING her, and she's concerned! Sandy asks: "Larry, does something about Spongebob seem OFF?!" Larry says: "Come to think of it, something seems OFF about ALL the Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots, but I can't quite put my CLAW on it!" Buhdeuce says: "Something's MISSING! And it's NOT just Keswick!" At that moment, Dudley and Chameleon walk through the door! Buhdeuce says: "Well, at least something ISN'T missing anymore! Welcome back, Dudley and Chameleon!" Dudley says: "You'll never BELIEVE who we saw while we were visiting Yosemite National Park!" Sandy asks: "Keswick?" Chameleon asks: "How did you guess?" Sandy says: "Lucky guess!" Chameleon says: "That's not ALL we saw!" Before anyone can ask them anything else, Sniz rings a gong, and his voice comes over the loud-speakers. Sniz says: "Attention Red Jaguars! At the last Elimination Ceremony, Keswick AND Bulma was eliminated! I repeat; Bulma WAS eliminated! Not only that, but I have news regarding the structure of the teams! Please proceed to the Moat to find out more information! That is all!" Sandy asks: "Spongebob, is BULMA the reason why you HAVEN'T been talking to me? That seems rather WEIRD!!!!" Spongebob winces, and he says: "You weren't THERE, Sandy! We...all made a HORRIBLE mistake! And I think the team structure might be a bit of payment for what we DID!" Larry asks: "How was voting off Bulma Briefs a mistake?!" Spongebob says: "I'll explain it to you later...IF you survive today's challenge!" Dudley sadly says: "Just like Keswick! I can't believe he's out of the game!" Chameleon says: "At least we got to say good-bye to him BEFORE we left Yosemite! Come on! Let's try to win this challenge, so Keswick's elimination ISN'T in vain!" (Confessional) Sandy's eyes widen in shock, and she says: "Spongebob, told me that eliminating Bulma Briefs was the WRONG call! She TOLD the truth! And if SHE told the truth...I might be in trouble! The way Karma will probably work, is that I'll probably have to pay the PRICE for Spongebob's mistake! No WONDER Spongebob never wanted to make a hard call! I think he might have sub-consciously KNOWN this was going to happen!" / Larry says: "I'm probably one of the FEW contestants Bulma didn't target during her FIRST season as a contestant; mostly because I wasn't IN that season as a contestant for long! All I know is, if Spongebob's worried about eliminating Bulma Briefs; than he probably has good REASON to be! After all, he has Sandy to think about! And to a lesser extent, me, Bubble Bass, and Future Rube! Either way, the metaphorical rent is probably due soon, and SOMEONE'S going to have to pay for it! The question is, WHO?!" / Buhdeuce says: "Even I'm not sure if I should be happy that Bulma is gone! Everyone else isn't! It's so WEIRD, when you end up getting EXACTLY what you want; only to discover that getting it doesn't make you feel the way you THOUGHT it would make you feel! Now I know how Tigress felt when she won that award! I guess sometimes; there is truth in the expression, 'Wanting is better than having'." / Dudley says: "I have a feeling that the teams may be whittled down, from three; to two! And if that's the case, Chameleon and I need to make sure that we do our best to make sure that the Red Jaguars stay standing!" / Chameleon says: "Even though Keswick and I never got a chance to really hang out this season; I'm still going to miss him! Avenging him, will be the best way to PROVE that he will help us provide us incentive, to potentially help us win this challenge!" (End Confessional) Everyone suits up into their team colors, and heads for the moat! Sniz says: "Welcome to the Moat, contestants. It seems like it was only THREE challenges ago we were talking about the teams needing to be whittled down!" Taotie says: "Uh, it WAS only three challenges ago!" Sniz says: "Regardless, the time is upon us, to condense the teams again. Regardless of who wins or loses this challenge; when everything is said and done, the teams will be whittled down from three to two! I'm not sure which team is playing their last; but either way, I'm excited! Just like YOU should be excited for this upcoming challenge!" Spongebob says: "And by 'Excited', he means we should be 'Horrified' and 'Terrified'!" Sniz says: "Your words, not mine! Olmec, tell us what today's legend is!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is The Legend Of the Lost Hat of Napoleon Bonaparte!" Stimpy says: "Oh, GREAT! A challenge about that CRAZY French guy! I'm in trouble!" Marlene asks: "Why is that? I don't think this challenge is necessarily harder than any other we've had this season!" Stimpy says: "You don't understand! Ren's biggest BIT from season's one to two on my show, was acting like the CRAZY guy! Compared with him, I was practically SANE! But because I perpetuated that bit WITHOUT him from seasons three to five on my show; I fear Karma is going to strike ME first!" Po says: "But you're a NICE guy!" Stimpy says: "So? If I make a mistake against somebody else, don't I have to pay for it the same as anyone else?" Bubble Bass says: "OOH, he's got you THERE, Po!" Yakkity says: "Well, I don't think ANYONE has plans to eliminate YOU, Stimpy!" Sniz says: "And here's the really FUN part of the challenge! Unless you're a member of the Red Jaguars and CAN win an Immunity Pendant today; today's challenge for a change, will be based on point accumulation! At the end of today's challenge, the two contestants with the lowest point accumulations, will be automatically ELIMINATED! That means, no Elimination Ceremony! Do not pass Go, do not get the chance to win up to $44.44 Million!" Future Rube gulps nervously, and he says: "Well, that's ONE way Stimpy very WELL could be eliminated, through no real fault of his own skills, or lack thereof!" Sniz says: "Therefore, for this Moat Challenge, it's going to work a little differently! We're going to recreate a mock version, of the battle of Trafalgar! Since it was a naval battle, you will be riding boats equipped with meatball cannons! Each team will be equipped with 32 cannonballs, one for EVERY contestant eliminated so far! Whichever team makes the most confirmed hits against the other teams, will receive a Pendant of Life that they will need for the Temple Run! And since this IS a challenge revolving around Napoleon Bonaparte, what better way to celebrate it, than by playing Abba's 'Waterloo'?!" Buhdeuce asks: "Does THAT song REALLY revolve around Napoleon THAT much!" Sniz says: "It was either that, or Weird Al's 'Genius In France'! And Abba hasn't received as much play on this show as HE has!" Sandy says: "Lucky us!" Sniz says: "And unlike other challenges, no one is sitting this one out, since EVERYONE needs to work on scoring points! Is everyone ready?!" Larry says: "I only know that I'M ready! I can't speak for anyone else!" Sniz says: "Regardless of that fact; on your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the challenge, Stimpy is LESS concerned with actually scoring points, than he is about keeping the REST of the team safe, and he KEEPS eating all of the meat cannonballs that come his way, while Taotie keeps getting HIT by every stray meat cannonball that comes his way! / Abba sings: "My, my, at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender! Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way! The history book on the shelf, is always repeating itself! Waterloo; I was defeated, you won the war! Waterloo; promise to love you forever more! Waterloo, Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you! Waterloo; finally facing my Waterloo! My, my, I tried to hold you back, but you were stronger! Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight! And how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose! Waterloo; I was defeated, you won the war! Waterloo; promise to love you forever more! Waterloo, Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you! Waterloo; finally facing my Waterloo! So how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose! Waterloo, Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you! Waterloo; finally facing my Waterloo! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you! Waterloo; finally facing my Waterloo! Waterloo; knowing my fate is to be with you!" / After the challenge is over, Sniz says: "Okay! All the meat cannonballs have been fired! It's time to determine who gets the Pendant of Life! The Green Monkeys each scored seven hits, all against the Purple Parrots, except for Stimpy who only scored two. The Red Jaguars each scored six hits, all against the Purple Parrots! And despite the Purple Parrots firing ALL of their meat cannonballs; Stimpy ATE them all, which means NONE of them scored any points! In fact, Taotie is at NEGATIVE 60, because every other meat cannonball seemed to HIT him!" Taotie sighs, and he says: "Well, at least now I know how I'M paying for my role in eliminating Bulma!" Sniz says: "Even though the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars scored the same number of hits; because Stimpy didn't fire HIS fair share of meat cannonballs, I'm giving the Pendant of Life to the Red Jaguars!" Stimpy says: "Sorry guys, I just didn't want any of you to get hurt!" Marlene says: "On the bright side, at least you ACTUALLY scored SOMETHING! Compared to Taotie and the rest of the Purple Parrots, you're in pretty good shape!" Sniz says: "We've got to get Taotie cleaned off! But don't go away! Because we'll be right back with MORE Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!
  8. It's time for the re-run of the second and final half, of the episode, "The Legend Of The Lost Binoculars of John Muir!" Enjoy! / After the commercials end, the contestants gather at the Steps of Knowledge! Buhdeuce looks to Bulma, and he asks: "What happened to Mrs. 'I'm SUPERIOR to EVERYBODY in EVERYTHING Knowledge Related'?! I thought you were SMART enough to figure out how to step on a giant STRAWBERRY!" Bulma is CLEARLY incensed, but she holds back her anger, and in an irritated tone, she says: "Don't make this harder for me than it ALREADY is! I'm TRYING to prove a point to a FRIEND!" Marlene scoffs, and she says: "FRIENDS?! You mean like how Kaput, Snaptrap, Zim, Gonard, Zarbon, Angelica, Oonski, Taotie, Skipper, and I were at one point all YOUR 'Friends', before you inevitably BETRAYED us?!" Bulma says: "Come ON!!!! It's BEEN almost TWO whole seasons already! Why can't you ACCEPT the fact that I've CHANGED?!" Larry says: "Because you don't DESERVE to have others 'JUST' accept the fact that you've changed! Blonda, Squidward, Tigress, Treeflower, Daggett, Spongebob, Taotie, Chameleon, Bubble Bass, and I, have all worked HARD to change and PROVE that we HAVE change! And you expect us to just 'SUDDENLY' believe that YOU'VE changed TO?! Trust isn't SOMETHING you just get; trust is SOMETHING you earn!" Bulma asks: "Than how? How do I EARN it?" Yakkity says: "For starters, you can START by trusting in me! If you've REALLY changed, you will LET me answer ALL of the questions on the Steps of Knowledge!" And Bulma gulps nervously! (Confessional) Bulma says: "Oh, great! I'm in a 'Morton's Fork' dilemma! If I DON'T let Yakkity answer all the questions, I LOSE his friendship and any CHANCE of a good reputation! If I DO let him answer all the questions, I LOSE an Immunity Pendant, and I'll be voted out for SURE! But if I go back on my word to Yakkity NOW, nobody will EVER forgive me! I have no choice! I...HAVE to let Yakkity answer all the questions! May Vegeta have MERCY on my soul!" / Buhdeuce says: "Doesn't feel so good, does it? When the shoe is on the OTHER foot?" / Marlene scoffs, and she says: "The day that I BELIEVE Bulma Briefs has ACTUALLY changed; is the day that I admit that I STILL listen to Captain Retro's weekly radio show on Friday's, 12-2 P.M.; er...I mean, IF I still listened to him! PHEW! Saved it!" / Larry shakes his head, and he says: "I always KNEW Bulma's complete LACK of interest, in her KNOWLEDGE on learning ABOUT the actual contestants she's been interacting with would ultimately do her in. Now, she's up a creek without a paddle, a compass, a map, and with absolutely NO form of technology that COULD help her now! And the worst part is, she got there ALL by herself!" / Yakkity says: "Look, I'm not going to PRETEND that I always KNOW all of the technical terms Bulma uses whenever she goes off on one of her technological or scientific spiels, but I think I know whether or not someone is being honest with me. But Bulma? Even I don't know for sure! I guess I'll KNOW soon enough!" (End Confessional) Taotie chuckles at Bulma's dilemma, and he turns to Po, and Taotie says: "Po, I feel that we will soon rid ourselves of a burden, NOT ours in the first place!" Po says: "To be honest, I wasn't sure HOW I was going to carry on in this competition WITHOUT Tigress. But you? You've been a true, loyal, REAL friend to me since she left! I...really owe you a lot for helping us BOTH to get even THIS fat!" Taotie excitedly asks: "You really mean it?!" Po says: "Of course I do! It's one of the primary traits of the Dragon Warrior!" Taotie says: "Wow! And to think, all this time I WASTED being a villain towards you, I could've spent it HONESTLY being your friend!" Po says: "What matters is, we're FRIENDS now; and I don't think ANYTHING is going to change that!" Taotie says: "Thanks, Po! That means a lot to me, to finally have a real friend! Do...you mind if I give you a hug?" Po says: "Of course not! But I do appreciate that you asked first!" Taotie hugs Po's belly, and Taotie says: "Wow! You ARE soft and fluffy! It's no wonder Tigress enjoys your company so much!" Po says: "Among OTHER things!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I feel that having gained Po's friendship; I consider myself as having already WON the real prize! Bing Zao, your father is going to return home a RESPECTED member of Peace Valley; and THAT is a promise!" / Po says: "Well, it definitely took time, but I feel that Taotie has FINALLY shaken off ALL of his bad vibes! If there's someone you TRULY believe in, you should ALWAYS try to help them be the best version of themselves! Now, it doesn't always work out; but that doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T always be the best version of YOURSELF! I certainly can't understand why ANYONE would want to be the WORST version of themselves! It just takes to much time, effort, AND work!" (End Confessional) Sniz arrives, and he says: "Okay, everybody; I'm HERE!!" Bulma grunts, and she says: "Must...resist urge...to be...sarcastic!" Stimpy says: "SHEESH! I haven't seen ANYONE in such agony since the time I put the Happy Helmet on Ren! MAN; I meant well, but I was SO naive and misguided back than!" Sniz says: "Well hopefully, you won't be in agony, or misguided once we talk about today's legend!" Sandy says: "You mean when OLMEC talks about today's legend!" Sniz says: "Potato, tomato, semantics! That's ALL it is! Does anybody ELSE have any OTHER inane comments that they'd LIKE to make?!" General Barracuda says: "Well, judging from the tone of HIS voice; I'd SAY he was BEING sarcastic!" Bulma, NOT wanting to come off as condescending; reaches into her purse, and pulls out a wooden sign, that says in big, BRIGHT red letters: "DUH!!!!" Wally says: "Well, at least SHE knows of a good, classic gag when she SEES one!" Sniz says: "Okay, since we have no takers; Olmec will simply START at the beginning! And when he comes to the end; he'll stop! See how that works? So, let us hear it!" Olmec says: "While some people may take the concept of National Parks for granted these days; there was a time when there WEREN'T protected areas of natural wilderness! While John Muir didn't invent the concept of a national park, he definitely helped make the very idea of them, popular to people who wanted to see the untarnished beauty of nature! Born on April 21, 1838; in Dunbar, Scotland of the United Kingdom; John Muir and his family immigrated to the United States in 1849, starting a farm near Portage, Wisconsin. When he was 22 years old, John Muir took a Botany class at the University of Madison-Wisconsin, which began his fascination and admiration with nature! In 1864, John Muir first began his nature travels in Southern Ontario; collecting and cataloging various plants! The legend says that John Muir always carried a pair of binoculars with him; first using the Porro Prism binoculars starting in 1864; before switching to the technologically superior Roof Prism binoculars in 1897! Although John Muir walked 1,000 miles of trail from Kentucky to Florida in September 1867, it wasn't until John Muir moved to Yosemite Valley in 1868, that John Muir was overwhelmed by the landscape! John Muir was one of the first, to put forward the now-accepted theory, that Yosemite Valley was created largely, by glacial sculpting! Not only did John Muir discover an active alpine glacier below Merced Peak in 1871, but a large earthquake in 1872 located near Lone Pine, California; ended up creating a pile of Scree Tallus deposits, leading further credence to his theory! In June 1889, John Muir began fighting for the right for Yosemite Valley to become a nationally protected park! While it already had some state protections, it wasn't until John Muir founded the Sierra Club on May 28, 1892; and led a successful campaign in 1906 to FINALLY transfer Yosemite from a state, to a federally controlled national park, did John Muir achieve his greatest achievement, with the help of than U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt! John Muir passed away at the age of 76, at the California Hospital in Los Angeles on December 24, 1914; of Pneumonia! While there have been 23 things named in his honor, his Binoculars were lost, until they find their way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the Lost Binoculars of John Muir, and bring them back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Where can the Lost Binoculars of John Muir be found?" Olmec says: "The Lost Binoculars can be found in the Abandoned Crevasse!" Sniz says: "All right! I want to know who will be participating in the Steps of Knowledge!" Keswick says: "Spongebob and I will volunteer for the Green Monkeys!" Buhdeuce says: "Dudley and I will volunteer for the Red Jaguars!" Bulma sighs, and she says: "And Yakkity and I will volunteer for the Purple Parrots!" Sniz says: "All right, than! Get into your positions! Okay, good! All right! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec asks: "True or False; John Muir invented the concept of a National Park?" Yakkity rings in, and he says: "False!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Marlene asks: "What's the MATTER, Bulma?!" Marlene points to Stimpy, and she asks: "CAT got your TONGUE?!!!" And Bulma has to PUT her left fist in FRONT of her mouth in order to MUFFLE her: "Errr!!!!" Olmec asks: "When and where was John Muir born?" Spongebob rings in, and Keswick answers: "On April 21, 1838; in Dunbar, Scotland!" Olmec says: "That is CORRECT!!!!" The Green Monkeys move down a step, and Keswick says: "It looks like I can keep up with you PRETTY easily; huh, Bulma?!" Bulma says: "I NEVER said you COULDN'T!" Chameleon asks: "SERIOUSLY?! Does anyone know if she DID say it?!" Johnny Krill says: "I can fully assure you, she DIDN'T! I think the 'Mandela Effect' must be in play!" Sandy says: "I'm SURPRISED that you know what THAT is!" Bulma says: "Maybe YOU shouldn't JUDGE a book by it's cover!" Larry says: "Like YOU'RE one to TALK!" Bulma grits her teeth together, and restraining herself, she says: "The main difference is, I'M actually TRYING!" Taotie says: "Oh, she IS trying; VERY trying!" Yakkity says: "IGNORE HIM!!" Sniz says: "Noted, moving on!" Olmec asks: "When and where in America, did John Muir and his family immigrate to?" Yakkity rings in and says: "In 1849, they immigrated to Portage, Wisconsin!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Bulma says: "You are doing SUCH a wonderful job, Yakkity! Can I give you a hug?" Yakkity seriously says: "I'm NOT giving you the Immunity Pendant if I win it!" Bulma groans, and she says: "Oh, why does everyone always ASSUME that I WANT something in RETURN for something?! Can't a LADY honestly give her BEST friend a simple 'Congratulations' anymore?" Bubble Bass asks: "WHY? You've NEVER done THAT before!" Bulma says: "There's a first time for EVERYTHING!" Olmec asks: "Where did John Muir take a Botany class?" Buhdeuce rings in, and he answers: "At the University of Madison-Wisconsin!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Buhdeuce asks: "Are you NERVOUS, Bulma? If WE win the Steps of Knowledge, we'll ALREADY be eligible to compete in the Temple Run!" Bulma irritated, says: "I don't NEED you to REMIND me!" Wally says: "And WE never needed YOU to remind US of stuff that WE already knew, but THAT certainly NEVER stopped you!" Future Rube says: "OOH, he's got you THERE, Bulma!" Olmec asks: "Where did John Muir travel to, in 1864?" Spongebob rings in, and answers: "Southern Ontario!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Bulma nervously says: "Okay! There's NO pressure, and NO obligation to give ME anything; but will you...PLEASE answer the next question? If you do, you can keep...the Immunity Pendant!" Yakkity says: "Promise, PROMISE?!!!" Bulma exclaims: "If I'm LYING, I hope to be struck by LIGHTNING!!!!" And she ACTUALLY braces herself, as if EXPECTING lightning to hit her REGARDLESS, but NOTHING happens! Bulma says: "SEE?!!!" Taotie says: "Well, at least she's gambling with her OWN game, now! She's ACTUALLY making PROGRESS!" Yakkity says: "All right! I'll do it, for the TEAM!" Olmec asks: "What brand of binoculars, was the first pair that John Muir owned?" Yakkity rings in, and he says: "Porro Prism Binoculars!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "The Purple Parrots did it! And they receive an Immunity Pendant of Life! Who wants to hold onto it?!" And Bulma has to PHYSICALLY turn her head away and NOT look at it, but it STILL doesn't stop her from CRYING about it! Yakkity says: "I...don't think Bulma's in any condition to take it. I better hold onto it myself!" Sniz says: "Very well! In that case, it's time for the Challenge Arena!" Taotie says: "Bulma didn't DEMAND the Immunity Pendant?! That's NOT like her!" Keswick says: "Bulma WILL make a scene! It's ONLY a matter of TIME!" And Keswick literally WAITS a beat, but NOTHING happens! Keswick nervously says: "Right? RIGHT?!!!" (Confessional) Keswick says: "COME ON!!!! Why isn't Bulma FREAKING out?! She ALWAYS freaks out at the SLIGHTEST moment when things don't go HER way!" / Bulma yells: "OH, SHENRON!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE DIRTY, STINKING, ROTTEN, LOW-DOWN, NO-GOOD BIFFER BATTEN, CLIPPER CLATTEN, DIFFER DATTEN, FLIFFER FATTEN, GLIFFER GAFFEN, HIFFER HATTEN, JIFFER JATTEN, KIPPER KATTEN, LIFFER LAFFIN, MIFFER MATTEN, PIFFER PATTEN, RIFFER RATTEN, SIFFER SATIN, TIFFER TATTIN, WHIFFER WHATTIN, YITTER YAPPIN, ZEPHYR ZAPPIN, MACHIAVELLIAN DAYS!!!! It's getting downright IMPOSSIBLE to get away with ANY crimes, past, present, and in Future Rube's case, FUTURE anymore! Well, I BETTER have paid for the WORST mistake I have EVER made, by now!" / Marlene says: "OOH!!!! She's REALLY spicy if she went OUT of her WAY to make up her OWN swear words! Usually, you have to pay EXTRA for THAT!" / Yakkity holds the Immunity Pendant in his hands, and in a wide-eyed expression, says: "She DID it! She ACTUALLY let me HAVE the Immunity Pendant! She ACTUALLY kept her word! So does that mean, she's REALLY been honest to me this whole time? Well...that's STILL only HALF of the bargain! The question remains is; whether or not she HAS the dignity to follow THROUGH on her promise to the very end!" / Sandy says: "At this point, I'm not SURE whether Bulma will keep her composure; or whether she'll lose her temper! And it WORRIES me, that even I can't predict what side of Bulma's will win! Historically, it's ALWAYS been her WORST personality! But if the BEST side of her personality wins...that would mean we have ALL targeted the WRONG contestant for NOTHING! How did WE end up winding up in our OWN 'Morton's Fork' scenario? Honestly, I'm not sure WHICH one is worse! All I know is, NEITHER is ideal!" / Stimpy says: "I don't think Bulma IS faking it! And that means...if SHE can change, maybe REN can change to! I mean, I won't ever MARRY Ren again; but at least I WILL visit him at scheduled visiting hours at whatever prison he winds up in! It's the least I can do for him!" / Taotie says: "As far as I'm concerned, ME becoming a good guy was PRETTY easy! But if Bulma can pull it off, I'll consider it a GENUINE miracle!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay! It's time for the Challenge Arena! As stated by Olmec; John Muir walked about 1,000 miles worth of trail between Kentucky and Florida in September 1867! While you won't have to walk anywhere NEAR that amount of distance, you WILL be doing a scaled down version of his feat for this challenge! We've got lots of binoculars! Your job is to take a pair of binoculars, from one end of the starting line of the Challenge Arena, to the other end of the Challenge Arena! Each trip to the other end is 760 feet, or 1/8 of a mile; which will represent one mile John Muir traveled! Whichever team can travel the MOST miles at the end of three minutes, will receive a Pendant of Life that they will need for the Temple Run! And if the Red Jaguars get it, they will win the opportunity to compete in the Temple Run, for a nice reward! And it even RELATES to John Muir! Johnny Krill, tell us what our lucky contestants will be competing for!" Johnny Krill says: "Our lucky contestants will get the chance to win an all-expenses paid trip to BEAUTIFUL Yosemite Valley, California! They will get to stay at a genuine cabin with all of the amenities, and receive an all expenses paid breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the cafeteria there! Yosemite Valley; nice in the summer time, but MAN!!!! Does it often get COLD in the winter time!" Dudley says: "Chameleon, we haven't gotten a chance to experience a reward yet! And I've always wanted to see what Yosemite Valley looks like!" Chameleon says: "Well, if you want to win it, than I want to win it to!" Bulma says: "Straining myself to win some NATURE themed reward of a place that I went to, IN the winter time, when I was TWELVE?! HARD PASS!!" Bubble Bass asks: "So you're NOT even going to PRETEND to put in any effort?!" Bulma asks: "Well, why should I BOTHER?!!! Most of you are already SO determined to vote me OFF regardless of what I do, despite the fact that ARGUABLY, the WORST thing I've EVER done this season, was simply goading Daggett into being ANGRY!" Taotie says: "She DOES have a point; that IS a far cry from season three, where she led Zarbon on for the better PART of Total Cartoon Global Cruise, only to BREAK his heart!" Bulma ruefully says: "Don't REMIND me!" Po says: "Technically, he already DID!" Bulma sarcastically says: "THANK YOU! I feel SO much better!" Spongebob says: "Even I knew that was sarcasm!" Bulma groans, and she says: "It's official! I've hit ROCK bottom!" Yakkity says: "Well, if it's any consolation; when you've hit rock bottom, the only place left to go is UP; but you've got to put down the SHOVEL, first!" Bulma asks: "You...KNOW about that metaphor? Why didn't you EVER tell me?" Yakkity says: "Well, you NEVER asked!" Bulma gasps, and she says: "I'm...practically SPEECHLESS!!!!" (Confessional) Keswick gasps, and he says: "Did Bulma ACTUALLY say she was practically SPEECHLESS?! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!" And Handel's "Hallellulah Chorus" plays in the background! A choir sings: "Hallellulah! Hallellulah! Halle-halle-halle, halle-halle-halle, halleluh-lulah! Hallellulah! Hallellulah! Hallellulah..." / Dudley says: "Yosemite Valley; it's DEFINITELY a great place to LITERALLY see the forest, for the TREES!!!!" / Johnny Krill plays a rim-shot! / Taotie says: "Even when she's LOSING, Bulma STILL has to make a point!" / Yakkity says: "As my grandma always likes to say to me; 'You never know for sure what anyone else is capable of, unless you ask them YOURSELVES about them'! It's a great way to learn about, what other people's tastes in comedy are like! It's the great secret to MY success!" / Bulma says: "If I were Angelica, I'd probably have to endure a song by the band Heart, right about now! But since I'm not, I should be SAFE; RIGHT?!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Now, we WERE going to play The Proclaimers '500 Miles', but since they're not ACTUALLY an American band, we decided to go with Heart, and their hit song, 'Alone'!" Larry asks: "Did you--?" Bulma finishes: "Tempt fate? Of COURSE I did! 'Can't Get Away With NOTHING'!" Sniz says: "And Green Monkeys, you WILL need to sit one contestant out!" Spongebob says: "Oh, I can't STAND being a party to Bulma's humiliation in this season! I need to sit this one out!" Taotie says: "A lot of good THAT will do you! Just makes it more fun, for US!" Sniz says: "Is everyone ready? Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage, Bulma is DISTRACTED by the song, and keeps DROPPING her binoculars, forcing her to constantly bend down and pick them up, while everyone else proceeds with relatively little problem! / Heart sings: "I hear the ticking of the clock. I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark. I wonder where you are tonight, no answer on the telephone. And the night goes by so very slow. Oh, I hope that it won't end though; alone. Till now, I always got by on my own! I never really cared until I met you! And now it chills me to the bone! How do I get you alone? How do I get you alone? You don't know how long I have wanted, to touch your lips and hold you tight, oh! You don't know how long I have waited, and I was going to tell you tonight. But the secret, is still my own; and my love for you is still unknown, alone! Oh, yeah! Till now, I always got by on my own! I never really cared until I met you! And now it chills me to the bone! How do I get you alone? How do I get you alone? (Instrumental Break) How do I get you alone? How do I get you alone? Alone! Alone!" (Piano solo, and the song ends as the challenge ends)! / Sniz says: "Okay! The challenge is over! It's time to see how many binoculars each team got to the end of the Challenge Arena! The Purple Parrots got 1, 2, 4, 8, 12, 16, 18 binoculars. The Green Monkeys got 1, 2, 4, 8, 12, 16, 18 binoculars. The Red Jaguars got 1, 2, 4, 8, 12, 16, 20 binoculars! The Red Jaguars get the Pendant of Life, and they're going to the Temple! Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots, your fates will be decided as soon as the Red Jaguars finish the Temple Run! Now, it's time to decide; who will compete in the Temple Run for the chance at the Reward!" Dudley says: "I'll go first!" Chameleon says: "And I'll go second!" Sniz says: "Okay! Oh, and DON'T even THINK about TRYING to turn into a key, or something SMALL to slip through the cracks of the door, Chameleon! You HAVE to complete the Temple Run the same way a NORMAL human would complete it!" Chameleon says: "Of COURSE I would! I'm NOT Tigress!" Sniz says: "Very well! Map; chart our contestants' course through the Temple, as Olmec explains how to get though it!" Map says: "I'm on it!" / And Map's visual information fill in, as Olmec narrates! Olmec says: "First, make your way through the Roman Catacombs. Push on the right gargoyle statue, and head over the Rickety Bridge! Push on the right wooden board, and head up, onto the top of the Chilly Mountain! Raise the flag to the top of the pole, than head down, into the Room of Statues! Press down on the correct statue bust, than head into the Nature Room! Push in the correct bird display, than head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, than head into the Dry Desert! Fill up the cactus with enough water, than slide on down, into the Abandoned Crevasse, where you can find the Lost Binoculars of John Muir! Smash through the Stone Wall, and you will find yourself in the Abandoned Saloon! Turn the right cup, and head into the Art Gallery! Hang the right art display, than head into the Spiritual Chamber! Press the right buttons, than head through the Pit! Than, climb through the lost Mine Cave, and back to the Temple Entrance! The Choices are yours, and yours alone! Good luck on getting the reward!" Sniz says: "All right! You two know what to do! Dudley get ready! Chameleon, stay alert! Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your mark, get set, GO!!!!" / And as Dudley makes his way through the Temple, Sniz narrates the action as he goes along! / Sniz says: "Dudley is in the Roman Catacombs, and a Temple Guard right off the bat! He gives up his Pendant, and now he's got to push on the right Gargoyle Statue! He's done it! Across the Rickety Bridge! Got to push on the right wooden board! He's done it! Up onto the top of Chilly Mountain! He's raising the flag, and it's at the top! Down into the Room of Statues! He's got to find the right statue bust! Well, he found a short-cut to Rickety Bridge! He's found the right bust! Into the Nature Room! Another Temple Guard! Go, Chameleon, GO!!!! He's making excellent time through the Catacombs, and across the Bridge! Through the short-cut that Dudley found into the Room of Statues! Now Chameleon is in the Nature Room! He's found the right bird display! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! It's Johnny Krill as a Temple Guard! He gives up his pendant! He's got the base and the stomach, putting them together! Now he's got to get the head! It connects! Into the Dry Desert! He's got to fill up the cactus with enough water! The slide is open! Down he goes into the Abandoned Crevasse! He's got the Lost Binoculars! All the doors are open! He's smashing through the stone wall into the Abandoned Saloon, through the Art Gallery, through the Spiritual Chamber, and through the Pit! Now, he's got to climb through the Mine Caves! Chameleon has made it out, with 20 seconds to spare! Chameleon, you have won the reward to Yosemite Valley! Who are you going to take with you?!" Chameleon says: "It's got to be Dudley! I don't think that I could TAKE anyone else!" Sniz says: "Very well! You two enjoy yourselves, and the rest of the Red Jaguars can take the night off! As for the Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots, you will BOTH be going to the Elimination Ceremony tonight, and choose TWO more contestants, to be voted OFF, and ride the Mine Cart of Shame!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Well, I'm STILL going to use the Immunity Pendant on myself, to nullify my OWN vote on myself! But; Bulma IS the one person, I don't have to think about twice! I HAVE to vote her off!" / Stimpy says: "Bulma did it! She actually PROVED she can change! It...makes me question MY whole reason for being here! Did I REALLY come here to TRY to prove something? Or have I been trying to distract myself, and forget Ren this WHOLE time?! It...hasn't been easy for me, to feel the conflicting feelings that I HAVE been feeling!" / Marlene says: "Let's just say the reason that I'm voting off Bulma, is PAYBACK for season three!" / Keswick says: "Honestly? I see NO scenario where I survive this vote-off! I'm the least athletic member on my team, and EVERYONE knows it! Where, at least I'm happy knowing that Bulma will be leaving WITH me!" / Taotie says: "Well, it's happening! STILL took far longer than it SHOULD'VE, but it IS happening! It will feel SO good, to finally get the chance to vote Bulma Briefs off!" / Po says: "All things considered, the only reason I'm voting Bulma Briefs off, is because she's the ONLY easy choice LEFT! That's basically what it boils down to for me!" / Wally says: "I always HATED having to have been put into the position that I was put in back in season three! When Bulma was safe, and Marlene wasn't; I felt like I HAD to vote off Marlene, because of a lie! If I had known at the time, Bulma had told at least a DOZENS of lies, I might have voted for Bulma REGARDLESS! At least now, I can FINALLY atone for my mistake!" / Bulma nervously gulps, and she says: "Yep! I've lost! Another season of hard work DOWN the drain! The only thing that gives me ANY consolation, is knowing that despite everyone else KNOWING what I have done in the past, they STILL had to eliminate a WHOLE 30 other contestants BEFORE they could FINALLY eliminate ME!" / Bubble Bass says: "Wow! I managed to beat the BRAINIAC herself! No EASY task, I might add! From now on, everything is a personal BEST for me!" / Yakkity says: "Well, the moment of truth is here! Time to see for myself, if Bulma IS a woman of her word!" / Future Rube says: "This elimination just MIGHT help determine, who gets to go to the Final Two!" (End Confessional) The Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots are at the Elimination Ceremony. Sniz says: "Green Monkeys, I haven't seen you since Treeflower got eliminated! Of course, it's a little sad to see the Purple Parrots back so soon! But I do believe, that tonight; we might see our MOST shocking elimination so far!" Wally says: "All things considered, a BETTER question to ask is; 'Who ISN'T getting eliminated'?!" Sniz says: "Well, we will find that out soon! You all know the drill! Pick two losers, and watch out for contestants on the Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots, who can, and WILL use an Immunity Pendant! With that being said, VOTE!!!!" While everyone else makes their choices rather quickly; Yakkity takes ONE look at who he wants to vote for, and as if UNABLE to look at HIMSELF making that choice, he covers his eyes with his left arm, while he votes with his right hand! Sniz says: "Voting is over, SO...!" Spongebob says: "I'm once again going to play my Immunity Pendant on myself, to nullify my OWN vote on myself!" Marlene says: "THAT'S hardly surprising!" Sniz says: "The Immunity Pendant is REAL, that means ALL votes cast for Spongebob will NOT count! Now..." Yakkity says: "I...have...an Immunity Pendant...and...I have to play it on...MYSELF!!!!" He slams the Immunity Pendant down, and he says: "I'm SO sorry!" Sniz says: "Well, it IS real! So any votes cast for Yakkity will NOT count! And since SOME contestants are curious, we're going to READ the vote-off results!" Stimpy yells: "READ?!!!" Sniz says: "Spongebob voted for himself, and Bulma. Stimpy voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Marlene voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Keswick voted for Spongebob, and Bulma!" Keswick says: "Come on! I KNEW he was going to nullify that vote ANYWAYS!" Sniz says: "Taotie voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Po voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Wally voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Bubble Bass voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Future Rube voted for Keswick, and Bulma." Future Rube says: "And NOT easily for Keswick, I might add!" Sniz says: "Yakkity voted for Keswick, AND Bulma!" Yakkity sadly says: "I...will NEVER be able to make a joke about that!" Sniz says: "And Bulma voted for Keswick and...am I READING this RIGHT?!!! BULMA?!!!" And everyone ELSE gasps in shock!!!! Sniz says: "It happened! I don't think there has EVER been a vote-off where EVERYONE was shocked, including ME! And I knew the ANSWER!" Spongebob hollowly says: "Oh NO!!!!" Stimpy says: "Bulma...WAS telling the truth!" Keswick says: "Even after ALL the visual evidence, we STILL didn't believe her!" Marlene says: "It...wasn't supposed to end like THIS!" Taotie sadly says: "This...is the WORST villainous thing I have EVER done, and I wasn't even TRYING be EVIL!" Po says: "How could WE have all gotten this...so WRONG?" Wally turns to Future Rube, and Wally asks: "Did...you KNOW this was going to happen?" Future Rube says: "My mom and dad NEVER let me watch this season before I came back here. How COULD I have known?" Bubble Bass says: "This is WORSE than my 'Pickles' stunt, my 'Moving' stunt, and my 'Wolf-Boy' stunt put together!" Yakkity says: "I...don't understand. Everyone else...said you WOULDN'T do it! Why did you do it?" Bulma sadly says: "Well, I can't say I can blame anyone. It's the FINAL payment I have to pay for all the HORRIBLE things I did in season three! But, if there's one thing that I DID learn from all this, is that I was NOT going to let my 'Second Last Chance' to make things right, slip away from me! Yakkity, you believed in me, and let ME have a chance, even when no one else did! And...to be fair, in season three, they WOULD have been right! I...was SO stuck-up and self-centered about myself! I never CONSIDERED that anyone else HAD feelings that could be hurt; or that I could feel SO guilty when I REALIZED all the ramifications of everything I did! I...really thought that I had straightened myself up, and fixed myself of all my WORST short-comings! But...I guess I still fell short in the most important aspect of all; actually BEING the person that I wanted to be! And...if it wasn't for YOUR support, Yakkity; I'm not sure I would've been able to be as GOOD as I was this season! I...just wish I knew how to be nicer sooner! It's...still not an easy thing for me, to admit that I was wrong, or know HOW to be nice to others!" Yakkity sighs, and he says: "If it's any consolation; the whole being nice to others thing? It gets easier. You have to do it every day, THAT'S the one hard part; but it DOES get easier! And it's ALWAYS worth it! Game Shows and money, are LITERALLY a dime a dozen! But, you truly miss out on a lot, without the most important treasure of them all; FRIENDSHIP!!!!" Bulma says: "I...sure wish I had someone like YOU around growing me up to keep me grounded!" Yakkity says: "I'm...sorry I voted you off! But...I DO hope we can be friends after this!" Bulma says: "Well, if Vegeta is not around, maybe I can introduce you to my son, Trunks; once he's old enough to socialize!" Yakkity says: "Well, if I'm ever in your area; I'll let you know!" Keswick asks: "What about me?" Johnny Krill says: "Save it for the Performance Review! We are already running short on time!" Keswick says: "Oh, very well!" Bulma and Keswick put their helmets on, and strap themselves into the Mine Cart of Shame! Bulma says: "One last thing! I KNOW you all think that I WAS a very bad girl! But you've GOT to admit; I was very, VERY good at it!" General Barracuda says: "No arguments from me, there!" Sniz says: "Are you ready, Olmec?!" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And the Mine Cart rockets down the Rails, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "UNBELIEVABLE! Bulma is ACTUALLY gone, and it STILL took everyone by surprise! That was probably the LAST easy elimination this season, so you can imagine how much tougher the REST of them are going to be! I didn't even PREPARE any questions for THESE circumstances THIS early, so you'll just have to find out what happens, on the next episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where the next legend, is ALWAYS just around the bend!" / Stinger: Dudley and Chameleon are walking through the Yosemite Valley, taking time to look at all the scenery, and smelling the clean, fresh air! Dudley says: "It's places like this, that really take a guy like ME back to his nature roots!" Chameleon says: "Well, I suppose I'll have to take your WORD for it! I was LITERALLY raised in an Animal Rescue clinic, in a DOLLAR to adopt Pen; watching every OTHER animal find a home!" Dudley says: "I'm SO sorry! I didn't know! I would've come to rescue you if I only knew!" Chameleon says: "Well, I guess it doesn't matter much, now. At least, we're together now; and that's all that matters!" Dudley says: "You know the BEST part about being in the wilderness? We have a river of CLEAN, flowing water; and there's no one else around! It's a perfect opportunity for a guy like ME, to enjoy a good, old-fashioned, FURRY dipping!" Dudley removes his shirt, hands it to Chameleon, and is ABOUT to jump in, until a PORTAL opens up over the river, and Bulma and Keswick land into it in their Mine-Cart, with a SPLASH!!!! Dudley screams: "AHHH!!!!" And he RUNS behind Chameleon! Keswick sighs, and he says: "I'll...NEVER understand Dudley's train of thought, on why HE thinks that when he's NOT wearing a shirt, is somehow HUMILIATING to him, despite the fact that he USUALLY doesn't wear any pants!" Bulma says: "Well, I do have SOME stories about Goku; but I don't think that MOST of them would be appropriate for you to HEAR!!!!" Chameleon says: "It truly is WEIRD that Bulma and Keswick wound up HERE after getting eliminated! I guess it IS a small world after all!" / Episode Notes: Bulma FINALLY redeems herself for her actions in season three, by keeping her word to Yakkity Yak, and voting herself off! Featured songs in this episode, Fleetwood Mac's "Everywhere"; The Beatles' "Strawberry Fields Forever"; and Heart's "Alone". Bulma Briefs and Keswick are eliminated in this episode! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. 18. Daggett Beaver. 17. Pearl Krabs Barracuda. 16. Bulma Briefs. 15. Keswick. Remaining Contestants: Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Taotie, Purple Parrots. Po, Purple Parrots. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Purple Parrots. Yakkity Yak, Purple Parrots. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: Much like "Total Drama All-Stars", the goal of this half-season was to systematically go through the sorting algorithm of evil and/or perceived evil. Because of all the actions Bulma pulled off in season three, she was ALWAYS going to save herself for LAST! And the biggest irony is, she ended up working a LOT harder this season by actually STICKING to the rules, and only bending them a COUPLE of times, when there was a BIGGER threat than she was! While she was a LOT more pragmatic this season compared to her last appearance, her BIGGEST difference, was trying to make sure she DIDN'T repeat the SAME, senseless mistake in season three that LED to her elimination; eliminating her most VALUABLE ally in that season! However, Bulma found out the HARD way, the REAL price of the HORRIBLE actions that she did! Since everyone else was 'Taught By Experience', they simply couldn't TAKE Bulma for her word, because they KNEW she had LIED in the past! And that was a stain, that Bulma was NEVER going to remove, unless she PROVED that she was ABLE to do the one thing she NEVER would've done in season three; be WILLING to make a fool of herself, let OTHERS have a chance to be smart, and be willing to SACRIFICE their ambitions, in order to have a TRUE friendship! And because she did what NO ONE else thought she would do, they REALIZED that they ALL unintentionally made the SAME, HORRIBLE mistake Bulma made in season three; SENSELESSLY voting off a contestant, who didn't ACTUALLY deserve it; proving that even WHEN she played fair, she could STILL make for a SHOCKING elimination! As for Keswick? He was the ONLY contestant it made sense to be eliminated with Bulma! Keswick will be able to talk more about it, at the next "Performance Review". I hope that you enjoyed reading this episode, as much as I did writing it! Enough said, true believers!
  9. It's time for the second and final half, of the episode, "The Legend Of The Lost Binoculars of John Muir!" Enjoy! / After the commercials end, the contestants gather at the Steps of Knowledge! Buhdeuce looks to Bulma, and he asks: "What happened to Mrs. 'I'm SUPERIOR to EVERYBODY in EVERYTHING Knowledge Related'?! I thought you were SMART enough to figure out how to step on a giant STRAWBERRY!" Bulma is CLEARLY incensed, but she holds back her anger, and in an irritated tone, she says: "Don't make this harder for me than it ALREADY is! I'm TRYING to prove a point to a FRIEND!" Marlene scoffs, and she says: "FRIENDS?! You mean like how Kaput, Snaptrap, Zim, Gonard, Zarbon, Angelica, Oonski, Taotie, Skipper, and I were at one point all YOUR 'Friends', before you inevitably BETRAYED us?!" Bulma says: "Come ON!!!! It's BEEN almost TWO whole seasons already! Why can't you ACCEPT the fact that I've CHANGED?!" Larry says: "Because you don't DESERVE to have others 'JUST' accept the fact that you've changed! Blonda, Squidward, Tigress, Treeflower, Daggett, Spongebob, Taotie, Chameleon, Bubble Bass, and I, have all worked HARD to change and PROVE that we HAVE change! And you expect us to just 'SUDDENLY' believe that YOU'VE changed TO?! Trust isn't SOMETHING you just get; trust is SOMETHING you earn!" Bulma asks: "Than how? How do I EARN it?" Yakkity says: "For starters, you can START by trusting in me! If you've REALLY changed, you will LET me answer ALL of the questions on the Steps of Knowledge!" And Bulma gulps nervously! (Confessional) Bulma says: "Oh, great! I'm in a 'Morton's Fork' dilemma! If I DON'T let Yakkity answer all the questions, I LOSE his friendship and any CHANCE of a good reputation! If I DO let him answer all the questions, I LOSE an Immunity Pendant, and I'll be voted out for SURE! But if I go back on my word to Yakkity NOW, nobody will EVER forgive me! I have no choice! I...HAVE to let Yakkity answer all the questions! May Vegeta have MERCY on my soul!" / Buhdeuce says: "Doesn't feel so good, does it? When the shoe is on the OTHER foot?" / Marlene scoffs, and she says: "The day that I BELIEVE Bulma Briefs has ACTUALLY changed; is the day that I admit that I STILL listen to Captain Retro's weekly radio show on Friday's, 12-2 P.M.; er...I mean, IF I still listened to him! PHEW! Saved it!" / Larry shakes his head, and he says: "I always KNEW Bulma's complete LACK of interest, in her KNOWLEDGE on learning ABOUT the actual contestants she's been interacting with would ultimately do her in. Now, she's up a creek without a paddle, a compass, a map, and with absolutely NO form of technology that COULD help her now! And the worst part is, she got there ALL by herself!" / Yakkity says: "Look, I'm not going to PRETEND that I always KNOW all of the technical terms Bulma uses whenever she goes off on one of her technological or scientific spiels, but I think I know whether or not someone is being honest with me. But Bulma? Even I don't know for sure! I guess I'll KNOW soon enough!" (End Confessional) Taotie chuckles at Bulma's dilemma, and he turns to Po, and Taotie says: "Po, I feel that we will soon rid ourselves of a burden, NOT ours in the first place!" Po says: "To be honest, I wasn't sure HOW I was going to carry on in this competition WITHOUT Tigress. But you? You've been a true, loyal, REAL friend to me since she left! I...really owe you a lot for helping us BOTH to get even THIS fat!" Taotie excitedly asks: "You really mean it?!" Po says: "Of course I do! It's one of the primary traits of the Dragon Warrior!" Taotie says: "Wow! And to think, all this time I WASTED being a villain towards you, I could've spent it HONESTLY being your friend!" Po says: "What matters is, we're FRIENDS now; and I don't think ANYTHING is going to change that!" Taotie says: "Thanks, Po! That means a lot to me, to finally have a real friend! Do...you mind if I give you a hug?" Po says: "Of course not! But I do appreciate that you asked first!" Taotie hugs Po's belly, and Taotie says: "Wow! You ARE soft and fluffy! It's no wonder Tigress enjoys your company so much!" Po says: "Among OTHER things!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I feel that having gained Po's friendship; I consider myself as having already WON the real prize! Bing Zao, your father is going to return home a RESPECTED member of Peace Valley; and THAT is a promise!" / Po says: "Well, it definitely took time, but I feel that Taotie has FINALLY shaken off ALL of his bad vibes! If there's someone you TRULY believe in, you should ALWAYS try to help them be the best version of themselves! Now, it doesn't always work out; but that doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T always be the best version of YOURSELF! I certainly can't understand why ANYONE would want to be the WORST version of themselves! It just takes to much time, effort, AND work!" (End Confessional) Sniz arrives, and he says: "Okay, everybody; I'm HERE!!" Bulma grunts, and she says: "Must...resist urge...to be...sarcastic!" Stimpy says: "SHEESH! I haven't seen ANYONE in such agony since the time I put the Happy Helmet on Ren! MAN; I meant well, but I was SO naive and misguided back than!" Sniz says: "Well hopefully, you won't be in agony, or misguided once we talk about today's legend!" Sandy says: "You mean when OLMEC talks about today's legend!" Sniz says: "Potato, tomato, semantics! That's ALL it is! Does anybody ELSE have any OTHER inane comments that they'd LIKE to make?!" General Barracuda says: "Well, judging from the tone of HIS voice; I'd SAY he was BEING sarcastic!" Bulma, NOT wanting to come off as condescending; reaches into her purse, and pulls out a wooden sign, that says in big, BRIGHT red letters: "DUH!!!!" Wally says: "Well, at least SHE knows of a good, classic gag when she SEES one!" Sniz says: "Okay, since we have no takers; Olmec will simply START at the beginning! And when he comes to the end; he'll stop! See how that works? So, let us hear it!" Olmec says: "While some people may take the concept of National Parks for granted these days; there was a time when there WEREN'T protected areas of natural wilderness! While John Muir didn't invent the concept of a national park, he definitely helped make the very idea of them, popular to people who wanted to see the untarnished beauty of nature! Born on April 21, 1838; in Dunbar, Scotland of the United Kingdom; John Muir and his family immigrated to the United States in 1849, starting a farm near Portage, Wisconsin. When he was 22 years old, John Muir took a Botany class at the University of Madison-Wisconsin, which began his fascination and admiration with nature! In 1864, John Muir first began his nature travels in Southern Ontario; collecting and cataloging various plants! The legend says that John Muir always carried a pair of binoculars with him; first using the Porro Prism binoculars starting in 1864; before switching to the technologically superior Roof Prism binoculars in 1897! Although John Muir walked 1,000 miles of trail from Kentucky to Florida in September 1867, it wasn't until John Muir moved to Yosemite Valley in 1868, that John Muir was overwhelmed by the landscape! John Muir was one of the first, to put forward the now-accepted theory, that Yosemite Valley was created largely, by glacial sculpting! Not only did John Muir discover an active alpine glacier below Merced Peak in 1871, but a large earthquake in 1872 located near Lone Pine, California; ended up creating a pile of Scree Tallus deposits, leading further credence to his theory! In June 1889, John Muir began fighting for the right for Yosemite Valley to become a nationally protected park! While it already had some state protections, it wasn't until John Muir founded the Sierra Club on May 28, 1892; and led a successful campaign in 1906 to FINALLY transfer Yosemite from a state, to a federally controlled national park, did John Muir achieve his greatest achievement, with the help of than U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt! John Muir passed away at the age of 76, at the California Hospital in Los Angeles on December 24, 1914; of Pneumonia! While there have been 23 things named in his honor, his Binoculars were lost, until they find their way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the Lost Binoculars of John Muir, and bring them back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Where can the Lost Binoculars of John Muir be found?" Olmec says: "The Lost Binoculars can be found in the Abandoned Crevasse!" Sniz says: "All right! I want to know who will be participating in the Steps of Knowledge!" Keswick says: "Spongebob and I will volunteer for the Green Monkeys!" Buhdeuce says: "Dudley and I will volunteer for the Red Jaguars!" Bulma sighs, and she says: "And Yakkity and I will volunteer for the Purple Parrots!" Sniz says: "All right, than! Get into your positions! Okay, good! All right! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec asks: "True or False; John Muir invented the concept of a National Park?" Yakkity rings in, and he says: "False!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Marlene asks: "What's the MATTER, Bulma?!" Marlene points to Stimpy, and she asks: "CAT got your TONGUE?!!!" And Bulma has to PUT her left fist in FRONT of her mouth in order to MUFFLE her: "Errr!!!!" Olmec asks: "When and where was John Muir born?" Spongebob rings in, and Keswick answers: "On April 21, 1838; in Dunbar, Scotland!" Olmec says: "That is CORRECT!!!!" The Green Monkeys move down a step, and Keswick says: "It looks like I can keep up with you PRETTY easily; huh, Bulma?!" Bulma says: "I NEVER said you COULDN'T!" Chameleon asks: "SERIOUSLY?! Does anyone know if she DID say it?!" Johnny Krill says: "I can fully assure you, she DIDN'T! I think the 'Mandela Effect' must be in play!" Sandy says: "I'm SURPRISED that you know what THAT is!" Bulma says: "Maybe YOU shouldn't JUDGE a book by it's cover!" Larry says: "Like YOU'RE one to TALK!" Bulma grits her teeth together, and restraining herself, she says: "The main difference is, I'M actually TRYING!" Taotie says: "Oh, she IS trying; VERY trying!" Yakkity says: "IGNORE HIM!!" Sniz says: "Noted, moving on!" Olmec asks: "When and where in America, did John Muir and his family immigrate to?" Yakkity rings in and says: "In 1849, they immigrated to Portage, Wisconsin!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Bulma says: "You are doing SUCH a wonderful job, Yakkity! Can I give you a hug?" Yakkity seriously says: "I'm NOT giving you the Immunity Pendant if I win it!" Bulma groans, and she says: "Oh, why does everyone always ASSUME that I WANT something in RETURN for something?! Can't a LADY honestly give her BEST friend a simple 'Congratulations' anymore?" Bubble Bass asks: "WHY? You've NEVER done THAT before!" Bulma says: "There's a first time for EVERYTHING!" Olmec asks: "Where did John Muir take a Botany class?" Buhdeuce rings in, and he answers: "At the University of Madison-Wisconsin!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Buhdeuce asks: "Are you NERVOUS, Bulma? If WE win the Steps of Knowledge, we'll ALREADY be eligible to compete in the Temple Run!" Bulma irritated, says: "I don't NEED you to REMIND me!" Wally says: "And WE never needed YOU to remind US of stuff that WE already knew, but THAT certainly NEVER stopped you!" Future Rube says: "OOH, he's got you THERE, Bulma!" Olmec asks: "Where did John Muir travel to, in 1864?" Spongebob rings in, and answers: "Southern Ontario!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Bulma nervously says: "Okay! There's NO pressure, and NO obligation to give ME anything; but will you...PLEASE answer the next question? If you do, you can keep...the Immunity Pendant!" Yakkity says: "Promise, PROMISE?!!!" Bulma exclaims: "If I'm LYING, I hope to be struck by LIGHTNING!!!!" And she ACTUALLY braces herself, as if EXPECTING lightning to hit her REGARDLESS, but NOTHING happens! Bulma says: "SEE?!!!" Taotie says: "Well, at least she's gambling with her OWN game, now! She's ACTUALLY making PROGRESS!" Yakkity says: "All right! I'll do it, for the TEAM!" Olmec asks: "What brand of binoculars, was the first pair that John Muir owned?" Yakkity rings in, and he says: "Porro Prism Binoculars!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "The Purple Parrots did it! And they receive an Immunity Pendant of Life! Who wants to hold onto it?!" And Bulma has to PHYSICALLY turn her head away and NOT look at it, but it STILL doesn't stop her from CRYING about it! Yakkity says: "I...don't think Bulma's in any condition to take it. I better hold onto it myself!" Sniz says: "Very well! In that case, it's time for the Challenge Arena!" Taotie says: "Bulma didn't DEMAND the Immunity Pendant?! That's NOT like her!" Keswick says: "Bulma WILL make a scene! It's ONLY a matter of TIME!" And Keswick literally WAITS a beat, but NOTHING happens! Keswick nervously says: "Right? RIGHT?!!!" (Confessional) Keswick says: "COME ON!!!! Why isn't Bulma FREAKING out?! She ALWAYS freaks out at the SLIGHTEST moment when things don't go HER way!" / Bulma yells: "OH, SHENRON!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE DIRTY, STINKING, ROTTEN, LOW-DOWN, NO-GOOD BIFFER BATTEN, CLIPPER CLATTEN, DIFFER DATTEN, FLIFFER FATTEN, GLIFFER GAFFEN, HIFFER HATTEN, JIFFER JATTEN, KIPPER KATTEN, LIFFER LAFFIN, MIFFER MATTEN, PIFFER PATTEN, RIFFER RATTEN, SIFFER SATIN, TIFFER TATTIN, WHIFFER WHATTIN, YITTER YAPPIN, ZEPHYR ZAPPIN, MACHIAVELLIAN DAYS!!!! It's getting downright IMPOSSIBLE to get away with ANY crimes, past, present, and in Future Rube's case, FUTURE anymore! Well, I BETTER have paid for the WORST mistake I have EVER made, by now!" / Marlene says: "OOH!!!! She's REALLY spicy if she went OUT of her WAY to make up her OWN swear words! Usually, you have to pay EXTRA for THAT!" / Yakkity holds the Immunity Pendant in his hands, and in a wide-eyed expression, says: "She DID it! She ACTUALLY let me HAVE the Immunity Pendant! She ACTUALLY kept her word! So does that mean, she's REALLY been honest to me this whole time? Well...that's STILL only HALF of the bargain! The question remains is; whether or not she HAS the dignity to follow THROUGH on her promise to the very end!" / Sandy says: "At this point, I'm not SURE whether Bulma will keep her composure; or whether she'll lose her temper! And it WORRIES me, that even I can't predict what side of Bulma's will win! Historically, it's ALWAYS been her WORST personality! But if the BEST side of her personality wins...that would mean we have ALL targeted the WRONG contestant for NOTHING! How did WE end up winding up in our OWN 'Morton's Fork' scenario? Honestly, I'm not sure WHICH one is worse! All I know is, NEITHER is ideal!" / Stimpy says: "I don't think Bulma IS faking it! And that means...if SHE can change, maybe REN can change to! I mean, I won't ever MARRY Ren again; but at least I WILL visit him at scheduled visiting hours at whatever prison he winds up in! It's the least I can do for him!" / Taotie says: "As far as I'm concerned, ME becoming a good guy was PRETTY easy! But if Bulma can pull it off, I'll consider it a GENUINE miracle!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay! It's time for the Challenge Arena! As stated by Olmec; John Muir walked about 1,000 miles worth of trail between Kentucky and Florida in September 1867! While you won't have to walk anywhere NEAR that amount of distance, you WILL be doing a scaled down version of his feat for this challenge! We've got lots of binoculars! Your job is to take a pair of binoculars, from one end of the starting line of the Challenge Arena, to the other end of the Challenge Arena! Each trip to the other end is 760 feet, or 1/8 of a mile; which will represent one mile John Muir traveled! Whichever team can travel the MOST miles at the end of three minutes, will receive a Pendant of Life that they will need for the Temple Run! And if the Red Jaguars get it, they will win the opportunity to compete in the Temple Run, for a nice reward! And it even RELATES to John Muir! Johnny Krill, tell us what our lucky contestants will be competing for!" Johnny Krill says: "Our lucky contestants will get the chance to win an all-expenses paid trip to BEAUTIFUL Yosemite Valley, California! They will get to stay at a genuine cabin with all of the amenities, and receive an all expenses paid breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the cafeteria there! Yosemite Valley; nice in the summer time, but MAN!!!! Does it often get COLD in the winter time!" Dudley says: "Chameleon, we haven't gotten a chance to experience a reward yet! And I've always wanted to see what Yosemite Valley looks like!" Chameleon says: "Well, if you want to win it, than I want to win it to!" Bulma says: "Straining myself to win some NATURE themed reward of a place that I went to, IN the winter time, when I was TWELVE?! HARD PASS!!" Bubble Bass asks: "So you're NOT even going to PRETEND to put in any effort?!" Bulma asks: "Well, why should I BOTHER?!!! Most of you are already SO determined to vote me OFF regardless of what I do, despite the fact that ARGUABLY, the WORST thing I've EVER done this season, was simply goading Daggett into being ANGRY!" Taotie says: "She DOES have a point; that IS a far cry from season three, where she led Zarbon on for the better PART of Total Cartoon Global Cruise, only to BREAK his heart!" Bulma ruefully says: "Don't REMIND me!" Po says: "Technically, he already DID!" Bulma sarcastically says: "THANK YOU! I feel SO much better!" Spongebob says: "Even I knew that was sarcasm!" Bulma groans, and she says: "It's official! I've hit ROCK bottom!" Yakkity says: "Well, if it's any consolation; when you've hit rock bottom, the only place left to go is UP; but you've got to put down the SHOVEL, first!" Bulma asks: "You...KNOW about that metaphor? Why didn't you EVER tell me?" Yakkity says: "Well, you NEVER asked!" Bulma gasps, and she says: "I'm...practically SPEECHLESS!!!!" (Confessional) Keswick gasps, and he says: "Did Bulma ACTUALLY say she was practically SPEECHLESS?! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!" And Handel's "Hallellulah Chorus" plays in the background! A choir sings: "Hallellulah! Hallellulah! Halle-halle-halle, halle-halle-halle, halleluh-lulah! Hallellulah! Hallellulah! Hallellulah..." / Dudley says: "Yosemite Valley; it's DEFINITELY a great place to LITERALLY see the forest, for the TREES!!!!" / Johnny Krill plays a rim-shot! / Taotie says: "Even when she's LOSING, Bulma STILL has to make a point!" / Yakkity says: "As my grandma always likes to say to me; 'You never know for sure what anyone else is capable of, unless you ask them YOURSELVES about them'! It's a great way to learn about, what other people's tastes in comedy are like! It's the great secret to MY success!" / Bulma says: "If I were Angelica, I'd probably have to endure a song by the band Heart, right about now! But since I'm not, I should be SAFE; RIGHT?!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Now, we WERE going to play The Proclaimers '500 Miles', but since they're not ACTUALLY an American band, we decided to go with Heart, and their hit song, 'Alone'!" Larry asks: "Did you--?" Bulma finishes: "Tempt fate? Of COURSE I did! 'Can't Get Away With NOTHING'!" Sniz says: "And Green Monkeys, you WILL need to sit one contestant out!" Spongebob says: "Oh, I can't STAND being a party to Bulma's humiliation in this season! I need to sit this one out!" Taotie says: "A lot of good THAT will do you! Just makes it more fun, for US!" Sniz says: "Is everyone ready? Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage, Bulma is DISTRACTED by the song, and keeps DROPPING her binoculars, forcing her to constantly bend down and pick them up, while everyone else proceeds with relatively little problem! / Heart sings: "I hear the ticking of the clock. I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark. I wonder where you are tonight, no answer on the telephone. And the night goes by so very slow. Oh, I hope that it won't end though; alone. Till now, I always got by on my own! I never really cared until I met you! And now it chills me to the bone! How do I get you alone? How do I get you alone? You don't know how long I have wanted, to touch your lips and hold you tight, oh! You don't know how long I have waited, and I was going to tell you tonight. But the secret, is still my own; and my love for you is still unknown, alone! Oh, yeah! Till now, I always got by on my own! I never really cared until I met you! And now it chills me to the bone! How do I get you alone? How do I get you alone? (Instrumental Break) How do I get you alone? How do I get you alone? Alone! Alone!" (Piano solo, and the song ends as the challenge ends)! / Sniz says: "Okay! The challenge is over! It's time to see how many binoculars each team got to the end of the Challenge Arena! The Purple Parrots got 1, 2, 4, 8, 12, 16, 18 binoculars. The Green Monkeys got 1, 2, 4, 8, 12, 16, 18 binoculars. The Red Jaguars got 1, 2, 4, 8, 12, 16, 20 binoculars! The Red Jaguars get the Pendant of Life, and they're going to the Temple! Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots, your fates will be decided as soon as the Red Jaguars finish the Temple Run! Now, it's time to decide; who will compete in the Temple Run for the chance at the Reward!" Dudley says: "I'll go first!" Chameleon says: "And I'll go second!" Sniz says: "Okay! Oh, and DON'T even THINK about TRYING to turn into a key, or something SMALL to slip through the cracks of the door, Chameleon! You HAVE to complete the Temple Run the same way a NORMAL human would complete it!" Chameleon says: "Of COURSE I would! I'm NOT Tigress!" Sniz says: "Very well! Map; chart our contestants' course through the Temple, as Olmec explains how to get though it!" Map says: "I'm on it!" / And Map's visual information fill in, as Olmec narrates! Olmec says: "First, make your way through the Roman Catacombs. Push on the right gargoyle statue, and head over the Rickety Bridge! Push on the right wooden board, and head up, onto the top of the Chilly Mountain! Raise the flag to the top of the pole, than head down, into the Room of Statues! Press down on the correct statue bust, than head into the Nature Room! Push in the correct bird display, than head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, than head into the Dry Desert! Fill up the cactus with enough water, than slide on down, into the Abandoned Crevasse, where you can find the Lost Binoculars of John Muir! Smash through the Stone Wall, and you will find yourself in the Abandoned Saloon! Turn the right cup, and head into the Art Gallery! Hang the right art display, than head into the Spiritual Chamber! Press the right buttons, than head through the Pit! Than, climb through the lost Mine Cave, and back to the Temple Entrance! The Choices are yours, and yours alone! Good luck on getting the reward!" Sniz says: "All right! You two know what to do! Dudley get ready! Chameleon, stay alert! Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your mark, get set, GO!!!!" / And as Dudley makes his way through the Temple, Sniz narrates the action as he goes along! / Sniz says: "Dudley is in the Roman Catacombs, and a Temple Guard right off the bat! He gives up his Pendant, and now he's got to push on the right Gargoyle Statue! He's done it! Across the Rickety Bridge! Got to push on the right wooden board! He's done it! Up onto the top of Chilly Mountain! He's raising the flag, and it's at the top! Down into the Room of Statues! He's got to find the right statue bust! Well, he found a short-cut to Rickety Bridge! He's found the right bust! Into the Nature Room! Another Temple Guard! Go, Chameleon, GO!!!! He's making excellent time through the Catacombs, and across the Bridge! Through the short-cut that Dudley found into the Room of Statues! Now Chameleon is in the Nature Room! He's found the right bird display! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! It's Johnny Krill as a Temple Guard! He gives up his pendant! He's got the base and the stomach, putting them together! Now he's got to get the head! It connects! Into the Dry Desert! He's got to fill up the cactus with enough water! The slide is open! Down he goes into the Abandoned Crevasse! He's got the Lost Binoculars! All the doors are open! He's smashing through the stone wall into the Abandoned Saloon, through the Art Gallery, through the Spiritual Chamber, and through the Pit! Now, he's got to climb through the Mine Caves! Chameleon has made it out, with 20 seconds to spare! Chameleon, you have won the reward to Yosemite Valley! Who are you going to take with you?!" Chameleon says: "It's got to be Dudley! I don't think that I could TAKE anyone else!" Sniz says: "Very well! You two enjoy yourselves, and the rest of the Red Jaguars can take the night off! As for the Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots, you will BOTH be going to the Elimination Ceremony tonight, and choose TWO more contestants, to be voted OFF, and ride the Mine Cart of Shame!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Well, I'm STILL going to use the Immunity Pendant on myself, to nullify my OWN vote on myself! But; Bulma IS the one person, I don't have to think about twice! I HAVE to vote her off!" / Stimpy says: "Bulma did it! She actually PROVED she can change! It...makes me question MY whole reason for being here! Did I REALLY come here to TRY to prove something? Or have I been trying to distract myself, and forget Ren this WHOLE time?! It...hasn't been easy for me, to feel the conflicting feelings that I HAVE been feeling!" / Marlene says: "Let's just say the reason that I'm voting off Bulma, is PAYBACK for season three!" / Keswick says: "Honestly? I see NO scenario where I survive this vote-off! I'm the least athletic member on my team, and EVERYONE knows it! Where, at least I'm happy knowing that Bulma will be leaving WITH me!" / Taotie says: "Well, it's happening! STILL took far longer than it SHOULD'VE, but it IS happening! It will feel SO good, to finally get the chance to vote Bulma Briefs off!" / Po says: "All things considered, the only reason I'm voting Bulma Briefs off, is because she's the ONLY easy choice LEFT! That's basically what it boils down to for me!" / Wally says: "I always HATED having to have been put into the position that I was put in back in season three! When Bulma was safe, and Marlene wasn't; I felt like I HAD to vote off Marlene, because of a lie! If I had known at the time, Bulma had told at least a DOZENS of lies, I might have voted for Bulma REGARDLESS! At least now, I can FINALLY atone for my mistake!" / Bulma nervously gulps, and she says: "Yep! I've lost! Another season of hard work DOWN the drain! The only thing that gives me ANY consolation, is knowing that despite everyone else KNOWING what I have done in the past, they STILL had to eliminate a WHOLE 30 other contestants BEFORE they could FINALLY eliminate ME!" / Bubble Bass says: "Wow! I managed to beat the BRAINIAC herself! No EASY task, I might add! From now on, everything is a personal BEST for me!" / Yakkity says: "Well, the moment of truth is here! Time to see for myself, if Bulma IS a woman of her word!" / Future Rube says: "This elimination just MIGHT help determine, who gets to go to the Final Two!" (End Confessional) The Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots are at the Elimination Ceremony. Sniz says: "Green Monkeys, I haven't seen you since Treeflower got eliminated! Of course, it's a little sad to see the Purple Parrots back so soon! But I do believe, that tonight; we might see our MOST shocking elimination so far!" Wally says: "All things considered, a BETTER question to ask is; 'Who ISN'T getting eliminated'?!" Sniz says: "Well, we will find that out soon! You all know the drill! Pick two losers, and watch out for contestants on the Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots, who can, and WILL use an Immunity Pendant! With that being said, VOTE!!!!" While everyone else makes their choices rather quickly; Yakkity takes ONE look at who he wants to vote for, and as if UNABLE to look at HIMSELF making that choice, he covers his eyes with his left arm, while he votes with his right hand! Sniz says: "Voting is over, SO...!" Spongebob says: "I'm once again going to play my Immunity Pendant on myself, to nullify my OWN vote on myself!" Marlene says: "THAT'S hardly surprising!" Sniz says: "The Immunity Pendant is REAL, that means ALL votes cast for Spongebob will NOT count! Now..." Yakkity says: "I...have...an Immunity Pendant...and...I have to play it on...MYSELF!!!!" He slams the Immunity Pendant down, and he says: "I'm SO sorry!" Sniz says: "Well, it IS real! So any votes cast for Yakkity will NOT count! And since SOME contestants are curious, we're going to READ the vote-off results!" Stimpy yells: "READ?!!!" Sniz says: "Spongebob voted for himself, and Bulma. Stimpy voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Marlene voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Keswick voted for Spongebob, and Bulma!" Keswick says: "Come on! I KNEW he was going to nullify that vote ANYWAYS!" Sniz says: "Taotie voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Po voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Wally voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Bubble Bass voted for Keswick, and Bulma. Future Rube voted for Keswick, and Bulma." Future Rube says: "And NOT easily for Keswick, I might add!" Sniz says: "Yakkity voted for Keswick, AND Bulma!" Yakkity sadly says: "I...will NEVER be able to make a joke about that!" Sniz says: "And Bulma voted for Keswick and...am I READING this RIGHT?!!! BULMA?!!!" And everyone ELSE gasps in shock!!!! Sniz says: "It happened! I don't think there has EVER been a vote-off where EVERYONE was shocked, including ME! And I knew the ANSWER!" Spongebob hollowly says: "Oh NO!!!!" Stimpy says: "Bulma...WAS telling the truth!" Keswick says: "Even after ALL the visual evidence, we STILL didn't believe her!" Marlene says: "It...wasn't supposed to end like THIS!" Taotie sadly says: "This...is the WORST villainous thing I have EVER done, and I wasn't even TRYING be EVIL!" Po says: "How could WE have all gotten this...so WRONG?" Wally turns to Future Rube, and Wally asks: "Did...you KNOW this was going to happen?" Future Rube says: "My mom and dad NEVER let me watch this season before I came back here. How COULD I have known?" Bubble Bass says: "This is WORSE than my 'Pickles' stunt, my 'Moving' stunt, and my 'Wolf-Boy' stunt put together!" Yakkity says: "I...don't understand. Everyone else...said you WOULDN'T do it! Why did you do it?" Bulma sadly says: "Well, I can't say I can blame anyone. It's the FINAL payment I have to pay for all the HORRIBLE things I did in season three! But, if there's one thing that I DID learn from all this, is that I was NOT going to let my 'Second Last Chance' to make things right, slip away from me! Yakkity, you believed in me, and let ME have a chance, even when no one else did! And...to be fair, in season three, they WOULD have been right! I...was SO stuck-up and self-centered about myself! I never CONSIDERED that anyone else HAD feelings that could be hurt; or that I could feel SO guilty when I REALIZED all the ramifications of everything I did! I...really thought that I had straightened myself up, and fixed myself of all my WORST short-comings! But...I guess I still fell short in the most important aspect of all; actually BEING the person that I wanted to be! And...if it wasn't for YOUR support, Yakkity; I'm not sure I would've been able to be as GOOD as I was this season! I...just wish I knew how to be nicer sooner! It's...still not an easy thing for me, to admit that I was wrong, or know HOW to be nice to others!" Yakkity sighs, and he says: "If it's any consolation; the whole being nice to others thing? It gets easier. You have to do it every day, THAT'S the one hard part; but it DOES get easier! And it's ALWAYS worth it! Game Shows and money, are LITERALLY a dime a dozen! But, you truly miss out on a lot, without the most important treasure of them all; FRIENDSHIP!!!!" Bulma says: "I...sure wish I had someone like YOU around growing me up to keep me grounded!" Yakkity says: "I'm...sorry I voted you off! But...I DO hope we can be friends after this!" Bulma says: "Well, if Vegeta is not around, maybe I can introduce you to my son, Trunks; once he's old enough to socialize!" Yakkity says: "Well, if I'm ever in your area; I'll let you know!" Keswick asks: "What about me?" Johnny Krill says: "Save it for the Performance Review! We are already running short on time!" Keswick says: "Oh, very well!" Bulma and Keswick put their helmets on, and strap themselves into the Mine Cart of Shame! Bulma says: "One last thing! I KNOW you all think that I WAS a very bad girl! But you've GOT to admit; I was very, VERY good at it!" General Barracuda says: "No arguments from me, there!" Sniz says: "Are you ready, Olmec?!" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And the Mine Cart rockets down the Rails, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "UNBELIEVABLE! Bulma is ACTUALLY gone, and it STILL took everyone by surprise! That was probably the LAST easy elimination this season, so you can imagine how much tougher the REST of them are going to be! I didn't even PREPARE any questions for THESE circumstances THIS early, so you'll just have to find out what happens, on the next episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where the next legend, is ALWAYS just around the bend!" / Stinger: Dudley and Chameleon are walking through the Yosemite Valley, taking time to look at all the scenery, and smelling the clean, fresh air! Dudley says: "It's places like this, that really take a guy like ME back to his nature roots!" Chameleon says: "Well, I suppose I'll have to take your WORD for it! I was LITERALLY raised in an Animal Rescue clinic, in a DOLLAR to adopt Pen; watching every OTHER animal find a home!" Dudley says: "I'm SO sorry! I didn't know! I would've come to rescue you if I only knew!" Chameleon says: "Well, I guess it doesn't matter much, now. At least, we're together now; and that's all that matters!" Dudley says: "You know the BEST part about being in the wilderness? We have a river of CLEAN, flowing water; and there's no one else around! It's a perfect opportunity for a guy like ME, to enjoy a good, old-fashioned, FURRY dipping!" Dudley removes his shirt, hands it to Chameleon, and is ABOUT to jump in, until a PORTAL opens up over the river, and Bulma and Keswick land into it in their Mine-Cart, with a SPLASH!!!! Dudley screams: "AHHH!!!!" And he RUNS behind Chameleon! Keswick sighs, and he says: "I'll...NEVER understand Dudley's train of thought, on why HE thinks that when he's NOT wearing a shirt, is somehow HUMILIATING to him, despite the fact that he USUALLY doesn't wear any pants!" Bulma says: "Well, I do have SOME stories about Goku; but I don't think that MOST of them would be appropriate for you to HEAR!!!!" Chameleon says: "It truly is WEIRD that Bulma and Keswick wound up HERE after getting eliminated! I guess it IS a small world after all!" / Episode Notes: Bulma FINALLY redeems herself for her actions in season three, by keeping her word to Yakkity Yak, and voting herself off! Featured songs in this episode, Fleetwood Mac's "Everywhere"; The Beatles' "Strawberry Fields Forever"; and Heart's "Alone". Bulma Briefs and Keswick are eliminated in this episode! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. 18. Daggett Beaver. 17. Pearl Krabs Barracuda. 16. Bulma Briefs. 15. Keswick. Remaining Contestants: Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Taotie, Purple Parrots. Po, Purple Parrots. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Purple Parrots. Yakkity Yak, Purple Parrots. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: Much like "Total Drama All-Stars", the goal of this half-season was to systematically go through the sorting algorithm of evil and/or perceived evil. Because of all the actions Bulma pulled off in season three, she was ALWAYS going to save herself for LAST! And the biggest irony is, she ended up working a LOT harder this season by actually STICKING to the rules, and only bending them a COUPLE of times, when there was a BIGGER threat than she was! While she was a LOT more pragmatic this season compared to her last appearance, her BIGGEST difference, was trying to make sure she DIDN'T repeat the SAME, senseless mistake in season three that LED to her elimination; eliminating her most VALUABLE ally in that season! However, Bulma found out the HARD way, the REAL price of the HORRIBLE actions that she did! Since everyone else was 'Taught By Experience', they simply couldn't TAKE Bulma for her word, because they KNEW she had LIED in the past! And that was a stain, that Bulma was NEVER going to remove, unless she PROVED that she was ABLE to do the one thing she NEVER would've done in season three; be WILLING to make a fool of herself, let OTHERS have a chance to be smart, and be willing to SACRIFICE their ambitions, in order to have a TRUE friendship! And because she did what NO ONE else thought she would do, they REALIZED that they ALL unintentionally made the SAME, HORRIBLE mistake Bulma made in season three; SENSELESSLY voting off a contestant, who didn't ACTUALLY deserve it; proving that even WHEN she played fair, she could STILL make for a SHOCKING elimination! As for Keswick? He was the ONLY contestant it made sense to be eliminated with Bulma! Keswick will be able to talk more about it, at the next "Performance Review". I hope that you enjoyed reading this episode, as much as I did writing it! Enough said, true believers!
  10. I'm not even going to PRETEND that my newest episode of "Total Cartoon Legends" can COMPLETELY, comfortably fit in ONE post, so I'll just break the re-run in two as well; for the sake of myself, and for the sake of my readers! Enjoy! / Sniz is standing on top of the Steps of Knowledge, and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Legends, with the number of teams whittled down to three, it was time for a change in game-play! Between the Green Monkeys, the Red Jaguars, and the Purple Parrots, only one team could claim a victory! Bulma, sensing a golden opportunity to get RID of Daggett, and prop up Bubble Bass in Daggett's place; she sought to PURPOSEFULLY make Daggett angry with Taotie! Sadly, her plan worked ALL too well! Meanwhile, Pearl was having troubles of her own, when her weight ended up hindering, more than helping the Red Jaguars! However, Daggett ended up having the last word as to HOW he would be eliminated, when he FORCED the rest of the Purple Parrots to play the Challenge Arena without him; this not only cost his team a win, but also negated Bulma's otherwise flawless plan! In the end, the Green Monkeys won, and Stimpy and Marlene got to enjoy the reward! At the Elimination Ceremony, it ended up being Daggett and Pearl who had to take the long mine cart ride, out of the game show! Now, we are down to 16 contestants, and their knowledge about nature is about to be put to the test! Who will soar like an eagle? Who will sink like a stone? And who will be as quick as TIGRESS?! Who am I kidding?! I seriously doubt ANYBODY can be quick as Tigress! But for the other questions, we will provide the answers on today's episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where a picture is always worth a 1,000 words!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows a montage of the remaining contestants, and their greatest experiences with the great out-doors, both from their own shows, and from their experiences on the Total Cartoon show; to the tune of Fleetwood Mac's "Everywhere"! / Christine McVie sings: "Can you hear me calling out your name? You know that I'm falling, and I don't know what to say. I'll speak a little louder, I'll even shout! You know that I'm proud and I can't get the words out! Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere. Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere. (Wanna be with you everywhere). Something's happening, happening to me. My friends say I'm acting peculiar. C'mon baby, we better make a start. You better make it soon before you break my heart. Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere. Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere. (Wanna be with you everywhere). (Instrumental Break) Can you hear me calling out your name? You know that I'm falling, and I don't know what to say. Come along baby, we better make a start. You better make it soon before you break my heart. Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere! Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere! Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere! Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere! (Wanna be with you everywhere)!" (Scats until the montage and song ends!) / "The Legend Of The Lost Binoculars of John Muir" / It is night-time, and the camera focuses in on Wally's and Future Rube's hotel room. Wally asks: "Rube, have you ever just taken the time to just look at the sky, or look somewhere far away?" Future Rube says: "Sometimes. Depending on the lighting, and what kind of event it is, I'll even take a picture with my camera!" Wally says: "Well, I was wondering more about looking at the stars. Before I was given genetic enhancements, my brother Gus and I used to look up at the stars all the time. We wondered if maybe, there were others out there; looking out from their planets, hoping to find somebody out there. It's strange, but I traveled across space, only to find the guy I most wanted to be with, was right here on Earth!" Future Rube says: "Well, to be fair, you DID need to spend some time traveling, before I was born!" Wally says: "True. I just hope that, when we DO finally get back together again, you'll be willing to go places with me. I have a feeling there are a lot of places we could discover together! I mean, Gus IS my brother; but it would be nice to have a soul-mate along for the ride!" Future Rube says: "As far as I'm concerned, you've got a first-class ticket preposition!" Wally says: "I'm glad to hear that! Do...do you suppose we could EVER have kids?" Future Rube asks: "Yours, or mine?" Wally says: "Well, it really doesn't matter. As long as I'd have a family to raise. I think that I'm pretty good with children. I AM very sociable, you know!" Future Rube says: "I've noticed that! Well, if it really doesn't matter to you; I suppose I want to have kids. Needless to say, neither of us are in a big rush! I just know my mom and dad would really appreciate it, to know that their family line will be prosperous in the future!" Wally says: "Rube, I'm sure ANYONE related to you, will be just as SWEET as you are!" Future Rube says: "I sure hope so! Because like The Beatles once sang; 'Tomorrow Never Knows'." Wally says: "Technically speaking, they never SAID those words in that song!" Future Rube says: "I'm surprised that you KNOW that!" Wally says: "I'm surprised that we HAD this conversation!" Future Rube says: "Fair enough!" (Confessional) Future Rube says: "On the one hand, it would be kind of hard traveling SO far away from my mother and my father. But, I feel like when I'm with Wally; I feel like I'll ALWAYS be safe; no matter WHAT happens! Even though he's SHORTER than me, he feels like a guy I can depend on, no matter what! And I want to be a guy that HE can depend on as well! Because THAT'S what I think love is; two creatures willing to do ANYTHING for each other; preferably legal and ethical, to prove their TRUE love for each other!" / Wally says: "Even though I was given genetic enhancements, I'm not sure if I WOULD be able to pass them down to any children that I might have. At least Rube has a chance to pass down HIS genes to a new generation! I just hope that in his time, a love like ours; wouldn't be JUDGED by anyone! It would simply be accepted, no questions asked! I'm not sure if I can legally QUOTE John Lennon, so I'll paraphrase by saying; visualize all the creatures, just enjoying all the time. They might claim that I'm wishful, but I know I'm not alone. I would really like others to be inspired by us; and the globe could be united!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, at the Purple Parrots' trailers, Yakkity Yak is having trouble sleeping! Yakkity says: "Oh, it's just no use! I feel SO guilty about eliminating Pearl! I mean, she WAS Bubble Bass' half-sister! And now, he's got to take care of Infant Rube all alone again! I mean, my grandma raised me, even if I wasn't always the easiest yak to raise; but I know she would've preferred it if she had help! I think I should go offer my services. Than I'd feel better about myself!" (Confessional) Yakkity says: "Up until now, I've never questioned ANY decision that Bulma made! I always trusted that she knew what was the BEST move to make! But now that I'm feeling guilt from something I've done; I'm not so sure anymore! Besides, being friends with Bulma; doesn't mean I can't be friends with somebody else!" (End Confessional) Yakkity goes over to Bubble Bass' trailer, and Yakkity knocks on the door, and Bubble Bass asks: "Who is it?" Yakkity says: "It's me; Yakkity Yak! I...know we really haven't got a chance to get to know each other better; but, I was wondering if you might want some help raising Infant Rube!" Bubble Bass opens the door, and he asks: "You...WANT to help me raise Infant Rube?" Yakkity sighs, and he says: "It's the least I can do! I...didn't think I WOULD feel so guilty about voting off Pearl..." Bubble Bass sputters, and he exclaims: "You VOTED off PEARL?!" Yakkity whispers: "Not so loud, you'll wake Infant Rube!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! Explain yourself now, and I'll yell later!" Yakkity says: "Well, to be fair, when Sniz SAID that a Red Jaguar had an Immunity Pendant, I had NO way of knowing which Red Jaguar it was! I just voted the way that Bulma TOLD me to vote, and I hoped for the best! If I had known BUHDEUCE had the Immunity Pendant, I would've voted for him!" Bubble Bass says: "You're not just joking, are you?" Yakkity says: "Trust me! If I WAS joking, I'd be the FIRST to let you know!" Bubble Bass says: "Fair enough. But you know, you don't HAVE to help me just because you're feeling guilty!" Yakkity says: "I know I don't HAVE to; I WANT to! There's a difference! Besides; I'm...not sure if Bulma COMPLETELY has the team's best interests at heart!" Bubble Bass says: "Join the club!" Yakkity asks: "There's a club?" Bubble Bass says: "Officially, not yet! But there soon WILL be! If you're on board, that will make things a lot easier! I need to organize a solid voting block with Po and Taotie! And with YOU on board; that will make things go REALLY smooth!" Yakkity says: "Even so; Bulma has ALWAYS been nice to me! I'm not SURE if I could just turn on her, like that!" Bubble Bass says: "Use your head! She's ONLY looking out for ONE person; and THAT'S herself! If she HAD to make a choice between YOU and herself to get to the Goddess Slot, she will ALWAYS pick herself first! And you can bet your button-up FUR on that!" Yakkity says: "I could, but I won't! I'll take your word for it! The question is, how are we going to do it?" Bubble Bass says: "Look, the ONLY reason she has LASTED as long as she has, is because she's ALWAYS made sure to get an Immunity Pendant when she NEEDS it, and help her team win challenges when she doesn't HAVE one! She PLANS on getting an Immunity Pendant today; so WE have to make sure she DOESN'T get one!" Yakkity says: "And what's the plan for that?" Bubble Bass says: "The EXACT same plan Bulma used to make SURE that AANG was eliminated! NEVER come up with a plan that can be COPIED, especially if you DON'T want someone else to use it against you!" Yakkity says: "Well, that DOES sound like a good plan! The question is, why would working for YOU be any better?" Bubble Bass says: "First off, I would NEVER consider you working FOR me; you'd be working WITH me! Second of all; unlike Bulma, I would NEVER try to hide my true intentions! Bulma might lie, but I always strive to be honest! And the truth is, I can't GUARANTEE that you'll make the team merge! The difference is, I'm WILLING to tell you that truth myself! And, the best chance YOU have, is to TRUST in your own skills! You HAVE the potential to be a legend, but only YOU can make that come true yourself!" Yakkity's eyes widen up, and lighten up brightly, and he asks: "Do you REALLY believe I can become a legend?" Bubble Bass says: "Hey, if it can happen to me; it has the potential to happen to ANYBODY!" Yakkity says: "All right! I'm in! I'll help take shifts raising Infant Rube, and we'll work TOGETHER to eliminate Bulma! That way, we won't have to worry about anymore blind-sides anymore!" Bubble Bass says: "Thank you, Yakkity! I always KNEW you were one of the GOOD guys!" Yakkity says: "And I'll definitely start PROVING it a lot more, from now on!" (Confessional) Yakkity says: "The sad part is, I KNOW Bubble Bass is probably right! Bulma could, might, and probably WOULD sacrifice me if it meant getting the Goddess slot, just to PROVE that she can! I...don't WANT to betray her! So if I'm REALLY her friend, she'll have to PROVE it not through WORDS, but by her actions! Because actions speak louder than words!" / Bubble Bass says: "I WAS worried about how the Purple Parrots WAS going to eliminate Bulma if Yakkity wasn't on board with the plan. But now that he is, I know we can commit to the plan with no problem! I just need Yakkity to keep an eye on her to make SURE she DOESN'T find the Immunity Pendant, while the rest of us search for it, so that we can find it, and keep Bulma for using it! ONLY than, can we secure her elimination!" (End Confessional) It is morning, and everyone's in the cafeteria, eating breakfast! Spongebob's looking around, as if trying to find someone! Sandy asks: "Who are you looking for?" Spongebob says: "You usually KNOW when Pearl is coming, because you can feel the GROUND shaking! But I haven't FELT Pearl, so I'm trying to see if I can SEE her!" Sandy winces, and she says: "Yeah. About that; we...MIGHT have voted her OFF at the last Elimination Ceremony!" Spongebob sputters, and he asks: "Well, why would you DO that?!" Sandy says: "Come on! You think I WANTED to? I HAD to! She was WEIGHING our team down; LITERALLY! Besides, Buhdeuce HAD the Immunity Pendant, so we couldn't vote HIM off!" Spongebob says: "Okay, FINE! Even so, I would REALLY appreciate it if you could KEEP any FUTURE eliminations of OUR friends to a minimum of say...none!" Sandy says: "You know I can't REALISTICALLY promise you THAT! Even WITH Pearl gone, that STILL leaves five contestants left from Spongebob Squarepants! Only FOUR will get a chance to win any prize money, and only TWO will get to be in the Final Challenge! And...if it's NOT me there, I want it to be you." Spongebob asks: "Why me?" Sandy says: "Because, the way these challenges have been going; I believe YOU have the best chance out of ALL of us to win this thing!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Wow! Sandy REALLY believes in me! I mean, I wish she didn't HAVE to eliminate Pearl, but she DOES still have a point! We can't ALL get to the Final Four even if we all WANT to! So...I suppose I can let Sandy make ONE more tough call. But otherwise, I want to keep us all together if at all possible!" / Sandy says: "Admitting that I voted off Pearl to SPONGEBOB?! Yeah, THAT hurt! But he WAS the one who DIDN'T want to have to make the hard call in the FIRST place! I put MYSELF in that position, so he WOULDN'T have to do it! And...I feel like the time may come when I'll have to make ANOTHER hard call! And...I'm not sure if I CAN vote off Larry! I can't BELIEVE I'm saying this, but I might have to vote MYSELF off, if the worst has to come!" (End Confessional) Stimpy and Marlene enter the cafeteria, and Keswick says: "Welcome back, fellow contestants!" Marlene says: "Thanks for the warm welcome! And you'll be happy to know that Stimpy's baked bean eating was kept to a low minimum!" Dudley says: "We should ALL be so lucky!" Stimpy says: "Well, that's why I took Marlene! I can ALWAYS depend on her to keep things stabilized in our team!" Buhdeuce says: "I'm glad you HAVE that kind of stabilization! But; we're coming to a point where there ARE no easy eliminations left! There's only 16 of us left!" Chameleon says: "There's only ONE choice! We HAVE to target the Purple Parrots, and BULMA!!" Bulma scoffs, and she says: "Good luck with THAT! I FEAR you are destined to FAIL!!" Taotie says: "You know what they ALWAYS say; PRIDE goes before the FALL!" Bulma says: "All I know is; YOU will fall before ME!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Now that I've had a break from the competition, I feel much more relaxed and able to focus on it! And...even if I don't win this season, I'd be happy if Marlene could! She is DEFINITELY winner material in MY books!" / Marlene says: "Out of all the zoo animals at the New York City Zoo, besides King Julien; I DEFINITELY had the most LEADERSHIP qualities of anyone! Not that I ever got to use them much; but they were, and still are always available if anybody WANTS them!" / Buhdeuce says: "I hate to say it; but Chameleon is right! We can't afford to play it SAFE anymore! We HAVE to target the Purple Parrots and Bulma; even if it means ONE of us gets eliminated in the process! The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few...or the one!" / Chameleon says: "I don't think Bulma will fall for 'The Old Switcheroo' trick again; so it's going to require SHEER skill to eliminate her THIS time! But working together, I KNOW we can all pull it off!" / Taotie says: "Bubble Bass has let me know, that he and Yakkity have formed a coalition to get RID of Bulma! It's about time! I'll get Po in on the action, and we can ALL eliminate her together!" / Bulma scoffs, and she says: "I WOULD be actually WORRIED about being ELIMINATED, if I THOUGHT anyone had an ACTUAL chance of doing it! But since I WILL inevitably FIND the Immunity Pendant FIRST; that chance IMMEDIATELY drops to ZERO!" (End Confessional) Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers, he says: "Attention Green Monkeys! At the last Elimination Ceremony, Daggett and Pearl were eliminated! Please proceed to the Moat, to find out about today's challenge! That is all!" Keswick says: "That's sad. Daggett was REALLY starting to get SMART, to!" Po says: "Don't worry about it, Keswick! If we all work together, we can avenge his loss! After all, there's FIFTEEN of us, and only ONE Bulma! She's NOT smart enough to beat ALL of us at the same time!" Keswick says: "The key phrase THERE; is 'At the same time'!" (Confessional) Po says: "Taotie tells me there's a solid plan to get rid of Bulma, and I'm all in on that! I don't know what will happen AFTER that; all I know for sure, is that the game will proceed a LOT more smoothly!" / Keswick says: "Well, this is the moment I've been dreading and simultaneously anticipating! The moment where I get to see, if my knowledge is better than Bulma's! She might have bested me once, but I will NOT let her get the best of me again! Either way, I have NOTHING to lose! I'll either be a hero, or a goat. And I have NO intention of being a goat!" (End Confessional) The contestants get suited up into their team colors, and head for the moat, only to find it FILLED with giant strawberries! Keswick says: "WOAH! Either somebody is a REALLY good gardener, or someone went a little CRAZY with C.R.I.S.P.R. Technology!" Johnny Krill says: "Trust me! If I planted and grew it, you WOULD be the first to know! I put 110% into EVERYTHING I do!" Sandy says: "Uh, 110% is mathematically impossible!" General Barracuda says: "Not if you're Mr. T, it isn't!" Larry says: "OOH, he's got you THERE, Sandy!" Sniz says: "Trust me! There's a REALLY good reason why the moat is filled with giant strawberries; and the strawberries TASTE like strawberries!" Marlene says: "Do the SCHNOZBERRIES taste like SCHNOZBERRIES?" Sniz says: "Well, yes. But that's NOT the point! The point is, today's challenge is going to be NATURE themed!" Bulma sarcastically says: "Oh, GREAT! ANOTHER challenge that INSULTS my overall intellect! You know that I'm WAY overqualified to be on this show! They haven't invented a trivia show YET that could stump me!" Buhdeuce says: "There's always a first time for everything!" Bulma scoffs, and she says: "I've already lost ONCE! If I'm going to LOSE again; it's NOT going to be against a DUMB-BUTT like you!" Wally says: "I'll REMIND you, it was 'Dumb-butts' like me, AND Chameleon, that permanently sent YOUR plans off the rails in season three!" Bulma says: "Maybe so; but unlike LIGHTNING, you will NOT strike in the same place twice; or MULTIPLE times for that matter!" Taotie asks: "I'm no expert, but DOES lightning strike multiple times in the same place?" Po sighs, and says: "Sadly, she's right! Because lightning is LITERALLY made of light; it moves SO fast, that what looks like ONE singular bolt of lightning hitting the ground to OUR eyes; is actually a BUNCH of bolts of lightning hitting for just the FEW seconds that we DO see a lightning bolt! It's the same principle for why the SOUND of lightning; thunder, doesn't reach our ears until AFTER we've seen the lightning bolt!" Bulma sarcastically claps her hands, and she says: "Congratulations on RECAPPING my PRE-SCHOOL science display that I made when I was THREE!" Future Rube says: "If you were REALLY smart; you'd be a LOT more humble about it!" Bulma asks: "Can I help it if I KNOW my own genius?" Marlene says: "ONCE would be NICE! But if warning you didn't stop you the LAST time; I highly doubt it WILL this time!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Unlike last time; Bulma can't USE Skipper as leverage for getting me out THIS time! I'd be personally HAPPY to be the one to send Bulma home!" / Buhdeuce says: "You know, I WAS going to go EASY on her on the Steps of Knowledge! But NOPE!! She HAD to use the 'D' word; so now the metaphorical kid gloves are OFF!!!!" / Wally says: "The last time I faced Bulma in competition, my friends and I had to take the LONG road to do it, because she had Zarbon at her disposal! This time, without him around, we can go STRAIGHT for the source! I don't know what will happen after that; but I'll cross that bridge once I come to it!" / Taotie says: "Wow! No WONDER it hurt so much when my electrical translation collar malfunctioned! It just goes to show you how fast nature can be!" / Po says: "As far as I know, the only thing faster than Tigress is LIGHTNING! She can't move faster than THAT yet; but she keeps trying! You definitely got to give her points for her persistence and determination!" / Bulma yawns, and she says: "The contestants are getting TIRED of MY genius AGAIN! Now where have I seen THAT before? Oh yeah! EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE, but replace the word 'Contestants' with 'People'! Why can't they just ACCEPT that I'm the smartest and be CONTENT with their mediocre I.Q.'s? It would make life for them a LOT more easier!" / Future Rube says: "In the future, we have a WORD for what she is! Technically, they have it now; but it's inappropriate NOW, and it will BE inappropriate than; so I can't and WON'T say it, for the sake of my parents!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Trust me! I am...VERY fascinated that you know so much about LIGHTNING! But today's challenge revolves around the great outdoors in general! And Olmec will tell us why! Olmec, what is today's legend?!" Olmec says: "Today's Legend, is The Legend Of The Lost Binoculars of John Muir!" Sniz says: "And because we're doing a nature challenge, what would be a BETTER way to celebrate it, than by going through Strawberry Fields?! Here, the strawberries grow SO big; you can LITERALLY step on them! And don't worry; after you finish stepping on them, we'll wash them thoroughly, and make DELICIOUS strawberry cheesecakes with them! You must cross the Moat by using the rope pulley system, and making sure to step on each strawberry in the path before you continue! Once everyone on your team has gotten across; you will ring your Gong Pedestal, in order to win a valuable Pendant of Life! Green Monkeys, you have one extra member that you need to sit out!" Keswick says: "I'm not much of a swinger; I need to sit this one out!" Wally says: "That's okay! I'll swing twice as fast for the BOTH of us!" Bulma opens up a lip-stick, and she says: "Do you HEAR that; Taotie?! Somebody thinks they are a BETTER swinger than YOU!" Bulma applies her lip-stick on her mouth, and she says: "Why don't you do your CLASSIC scheming thing and 'Handle' them like you ALWAYS do?" Taotie defiantly says: "NO!!!!" Bulma ANGRILY breaks her lip-stick in two, and she angrily says: "Like; WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!" Taotie says: "Oh, I'm SORRY! Was THAT too complicated for you? I'll TRY dumbing it down to YOUR level! DUH!!!!" Bulma says: "Po, Taotie is a THREAT!!!! Get RID of HIM!!!!" Po says: "Sorry, Bulma! I'm ON Taotie's side, now!" Bulma ACTUALLY panics, and she says: "Yakkity, take CARE of them!" Yakkity asks: "What's the magic word?" Bulma actually has to STRAIN her brain, and she says: "Oh, what's that word everyone ELSE always has to use?! Pu...pu...PUH...LEE...ASE!!!!" Yakkity asks: "Was it REALLY that hard to say?!" Bulma, over-dramatically coughs and exclaims: "YUCK!!!! P-tooey! P-tooey! P-tooey!" Yakkity scoffs, and he says: "Forget it! If you're going to act THAT childish over saying 'PLEASE', forget it!" Bulma looks up at Bubble Bass, and she says: "Et tu, Bubble Bass? Et tu?" Bubble Bass says: "Technically speaking; that would imply I was EVER on your side to BEGIN with! But, since I wasn't; you have NO one to blame for ALIENATING everybody else but yourself!" Bulma screams: "I have WORKED my fingers to the BONE to GET this FAR; and SUCK up the WORST aspects of my PERSONALITY, just so you would be willing to GIVE me the TIME of DAY!!!! After everything I've DONE for this TEAM; I DESERVE to GET THE GODDESS SLOT; and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!!" Bubble Bass sighs, and he seriously says: "Okay! That's it, Princess! The Fairy Tale is over!" Bubble Bass leans in, and yells: "WELCOME TO REAL LIFE! You want the Goddess Slot so badly? EARN IT! And SHOW some FREAKING Empathy for once!" Bulma angrily says: "YOU take that BACK!" Bubble Bass says: "No YOU; take that back!" Bulma says: "How DARE you; you INSOLENT PEASANT?! NOBODY talks to ME that way! Nobody! NOBODY!!!!" Her voice echoes: "NOBODY! Nobody! Nobody..." Bubble Bass says: "Well, what have we got here? Those flashing eyes, those fleshed cheeks, those trembling lips! You know something, Bulma? You are UGLY when you're ANGRY!" Bulma angrily says: "THAT does it! I am GOING to turn YOU into a--!" Po says: "PLEASE! Enough, is enough! I think Bulma knows where we all STAND on how we FEEL about the way she's treated everyone else in the past; now she knows what it feels like when SHE'S treated the same way! It doesn't feel so GOOD; does it?" Bulma says: "Oh, so you're ALL abandoning me? How do you plan on getting to the team merge WITHOUT ME?!!!" Taotie says: "We'll take our chances!" Bulma desperately says: "COME ON!!!! I'll make a DEAL!!!! EVERYONE has their PRICE!!!! I've got MONEY; LOTS of money! I'll pay TWICE what you COULD win! You'll NEVER get another offer that good!" Po says: "Has it ever occurred to you, that maybe the reason we're IN this thing, isn't even ABOUT the money, or about some magical 'Goddess Slot', or some IMAGINED happy feeling that you'll get by PROVING that you could GET to the 'Goddess Slot' WITHOUT cheating?!" Bulma says: "WHAT, than?! What's possibly be MORE important than THAT?!" Taotie says: "Making a friendship! A REAL friendship! A friendship I otherwise could've never had if I hadn't ABANDONED villainy, and found out what being a true friend was all about!" Bulma gasps, and she says: "You mean, you WEREN'T FAKING YOUR HEEL-FACE TURN THIS WHOLE TIME?!" Bubble Bass says: "Another miscalculation, I guess! Isn't that the EXACT same mistake you made with Chameleon? Well, it looks like you WERE right about one thing!" Bulma asks: "What's that?" Bubble Bass says: "Lightning can, and DOES strike more than once in the same place! The sad part is, you DIDN'T have to go OUT of your way to PROVE it to us! Unlike what you thought, WE already knew that!" And everyone except Yakkity turns away from her! Bulma is on the ground, and she reaches out for one of Yakkity's hands, and she cries and says: "Yakkity, I PROMISE; I WAS going to take you ALL of the WAY with ME!" Yakkity sighs, and he says: "I know deep down, you probably DO believe THAT was true!" Bulma cries, and she says: "PLEASE don't leave me! You HAVE to believe me! You're the ONLY friend I've EVER made on this entire show! There must be some WAY to PROVE that to you!" Yakkity sighs, and he says: "From what I know, there's only one way you COULD prove that!" Bulma says: "Tell me! Your friendship means EVERYTHING to me!" Yakkity says: "Vote yourself off, or QUIT! If YOU are able to PROVE that you can sacrifice YOUR ambitions for me, that will PROVE you ARE telling the truth! Than, I can be friends with you!" And Yakkity walks away! And Bulma lowers her head in anguish! (Confessional) Bulma sobs, and she says: "It's SO unfair, and it's ALL my fault! I thought being humiliated in season three was BAD; but, I never thought I would have to keep paying for what might be my GREATEST failure for so LONG after that! Or that it would CAUSE my ONE friend to turn away from me! I guess it's true what some people say; you NEVER see it coming, when the WORLD caves in on you! I can't leave as a villain, not again! I thought I needed to get to the Goddess Slot by NOT cheating in order to prove my greatness! But now; only one thing matters to me! I HAVE to prove to Yakkity, that his friendship really DOES mean that much to me! Even if everyone else can't truly forgive me for the messes I made; I HAVE to make things right, for the one TRUE friend I ever made!" / Yakkity sighs, and he says: "Neptune, I don't know if you can hear me; or if you're even there. I don't know if you would listen to a Yak's prayer. Please help Bulma find her way to being the best version of herself! I need to know that her friendship with me, WAS and IS for real!" / Po says: "Coming on down hard on Bulma like that? Yeah, that hurt! But after everything she DID in season three; getting others to do her dirty deeds for her just because SHE didn't have the NERVE to do it herself? As far as I'm concerned, she GOT what SHE deserved!" / Bubble Bass says: "It...was a tough call to make. I mean, I think the only reason I GOT all the way to the Final Two on Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back, is because I was able to recognize early on, that being anti-social would not get me very far! And because I recognized it, and made an HONEST attempt to become a better guy, I was able to receive a Karmic reward! But Bulma; she had ALL of season three to realize her HORRIBLE mistakes, she NEVER made ANY attempt to correct herself or to EVER admit she was wrong; and she did it ALL just to get her hands on some Clean Slate, to ERASE an embarrassing but rather insignificant bit of history about herself! Well, after all the trouble she went through to do that; I have to wonder, was it worth it, Bulma Briefs?" / Taotie says: "Man, you don't know how long I've WAITED to be on the OPPOSITE end of THAT scenario! It felt so GOOD to FINALLY be in the right, for once! I guess what Po said IS true! Good FEELS good!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda groans, and he says: "Well, are we GOING to do the Moat Challenge or NOT?!" Bulma sighs, and she says: "Oh, this is SO gonna SUCK!!!!" Bulma gets up, and she says: "Yes, we ARE going to do the Moat Challenge, and, I guess I'll go first for the Purple Parrots, because I have something that I NEED to prove!" And everyone gasps in shock! (Confessional) Taotie says: "Something that she NEEDS to prove? Now this, I've got to see!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Very well! To get you in the mood for this challenge, you will cross to the tune of The Beatles' Strawberry Fields Forever! Is everybody ready?" Bulma gulps nervously, and she says: "As ready as I'll EVER be!" Sniz says: "On your marks, get set, GO!" / During the montage, Bulma keeps PURPOSEFULLY slipping, tripping, and generally making an utter FOOL of herself trying to cross, and making SURE that Yakkity sees EVERYTHING she is doing, while everyone else continues with relatively no problem! / The Beatles sing: "Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about! Strawberry Fields forever! Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out. It doesn't matter much to me. Let me take you down, cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields! Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about! Strawberry Fields forever! No one I think is in my tree. I mean, it must be high or low. That is you can't, you know, tune in but it's all right. That is, I think it's not too bad. Let me take you down, cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields! Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about! Strawberry Fields forever! Always know, sometimes, think it's me. But you know, I know when it's a dream. I think a 'No,' I mean, a 'Yes', but it's all wrong. That is, I think I disagree. Let me take you down, cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields! Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about! Strawberry Fields forever. Strawberry Fields forever. Strawberry Fields forever! (Instrumental Solo, song fades out, only to fade back in). Cranberry sauce." / And the song ends as the challenge ends, as the Red Jaguars are the FIRST to finish crossing! Sniz says: "And it's over! The Red Jaguars have won their first Pendant of Life! Everyone else will have to try to win one during the Steps of Knowledge!" Keswick says: "Well, I sure hope Bulma's BRAINS are BETTER than her complete LACK of athletic skills, otherwise; the Purple Parrots DON'T stand a chance!" Bulma groans, winces, and she says: "Today, is SO not going to get any better for me, is it?" Bubble Bass says: "Well, I would SAY that it WOULD; but realistically, probably NOT!" Bulma says: "I'll give you points for honesty!" Sniz says: "We got to get Bulma dried up. But we'll be right back for MORE Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!
  11. "Plane To Sea" is now called "Just PLANE Annoying!"
  12. Oh, dear NEPTUNE!!!! Are we FINALLY going to get a SEQUEL to "No Weenies Allowed"? That means that Spongebob is FINALLY going to get to see what the inside of the Salty Spittoon looks like! I can't wait!
  13. I can't believe I initially put the re-run in the wrong place! Anyways, here it is, now! / Sniz is standing in front of giant emblems of the Silver Snakes, the Blue Barracudas, and the Orange Iguanas! Sniz says: "Previously, on this half-season of Total Cartoon Legends, we have seen six teams duke it out against each other! Two of them, the Silver Snakes and the Blue Barracudas, were rather lousy! After a necessary team shake-up, they both became the Purple Parrots and the Orange Iguanas. But in the last episode, one team played their last! Fee's lack of interest in knowledge, and trying to PROVE that she could do a physical challenge ALL by herself, not only proved to be her OWN undoing, but Harvey Beaks' undoing as well! Feeling bad for trying to teach Fee a lesson in tough love, when Harvey found out that Fee WAS going to get eliminated; Harvey decided that he couldn't continue the game without her, and he quit so that he could be with her! Now THAT'S commitment! With the Orange Iguanas no more, Chameleon and Dudley were enlisted to join the Red Jaguars, and Bubble Bass was enlisted to join the Purple Parrots! Now, we are down to three teams, and 18 contestants! Needless to say, the game that has been played so far, is going to see a MAJOR shake-up starting today! Has Daggett recovered from his injury last time? How will our former Orange Iguanas fare in their new teams? And, is Fondue EVER going to finish his Community Service and join me in this half-season?!" Johnny Krill says: "I sure hope so!" Sniz says: "Well, in any case, find out the answers to the OTHER questions, on today's PATRIOTIC episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "The revolution will NOT be vilified!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows the best challenge victories of the Green Monkeys, the Red Jaguars, and the Purple Parrots; to the tune of Jefferson Airplane's "Volunteers"! / Jefferson Airplane sings: "Look what's happening out in the streets, got a revolution! Got to revolution! Hey I'm dancing down the streets! Got a revolution, got to revolution! Ain't it amazing all the people I meet? Got a revolution, got to revolution! One generation got old, one generation got soul! This generation got no destination, got nothing to hold! Pick up the cry! Hey now, it's time for you and me, got a revolution! Got to revolution! Come on now, we're marching to the sea! Got a revolution, got to revolution! Who will take it from you? We will, and who are we; we are volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! (Instrumental Break) We are volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! Volunteers of America!" (Instrumental Finish as the montage ends!) / "The Legend Of The Lost Lantern From The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere!" / It is still night-time, and Dudley and Chameleon are checking out the Red Jaguar's hotel for the very first time! Dudley says: "So, THIS is how the other half has been living! It sure beats the trailers WE'VE had to make do with!" Pearl says: "Trust me, this hotel has PRACTICALLY got everything you need! It's got a pool and a spa; continental dinner, snack and soda vending machines! It has walk-in showers and television with at least 77 paid cable channels, and it even has Internet Access! You could practically LIVE in a hotel like this if you had to!" Chameleon says: "Well, we'll definitely make do with whatever time we get to have, as long as the two of us are in this competition! Thanks for keeping the two of us together!" Larry says: "No problem! I mean, Bubble Bass might ALSO be a champion, but that's PRECISELY why I didn't WANT to pick him! After all; do you know the old saying, 'Too many cooks spoil the broth'?" Buhdeuce says: "I do! It's practically a mantra Sway-Sway and I HAVE to live by, being Breadwinners and all!" Larry says: "Same thing with having more than one former champ on a team! It gets too competitive! This way, we get some new BLOOD into our team, and contestants with a HEALTHY variety of skills!" Dudley says: "Trust me! We appreciate the low-down on your place, but we want to know where OUR rooms will be!" Buhdeuce says: "You can have Heffer's old room. It's a big enough for BOTH of you!" Chameleon says: "That would be AWESOME! Would you show us the way?" Buhdeuce says: "It will be MY pleasure!" (Confessional) Pearl says: "While I haven't gotten the chance to hang out in my hotel much, helping Bubble Bass with Infant Rube and everything; I felt it was only right to help introduce our new team-mates to the accommodations! After all, SOMEBODY should be making use of them!" / Chameleon says: "I'll be honest! When our former team got dissolved, I was worried Dudley and I would be split up! But thankfully, Larry was KIND enough to keep us together! I feel like Karma is DEFINITELY on our side! Now, the REAL challenge starts! And that's seeing if Dudley and I can get to the Team Merge again! We'll certainly do our best!" / Larry says: "Look, the fact of the matter is; the Red Jaguars CAN'T just rely on the skills of contestants who come from Spongebob Squarepants! Our best chance for GETTING to the team merge, is to have a VARIETY of contestants! Dudley and Chameleon, should help balance our team! Not to mention, I'm sure Buhdeuce is happy! He no longer feels like on outsider in his OWN team!" / Buhdeuce fist-bumps, and he says: "Yes! I'm STILL in the game, and now, I have the CHANCE to FINALLY make a move! And the reason why I can do it now, is because I have the opportunity to get Dudley and Chameleon on MY side! Despite being good players; the different contestants that come FROM Spongebob Squarepants, DO have the tendency to NOT respect ANYONE who's NOT from that show! So, it seems like the ONLY way I'm going to GET that respect, is to EARN it! Physically, Pearl is the strongest, and I don't think she TRULY realizes it! If I'm going to get further in the game, she HAS to be the first one on our team to go! Maybe THAN, the Red Jaguars would FINALLY take notice of me! It's nothing personal! Like Otis Redding and Aretha Franklin both sang; 'All I'm asking, is for a little respect'!" (End Confessional) Bubble Bass' trailer, has been moved to be closer to the trailers of the Purple Parrots, and Bubble Bass' trailer is now painted purple, instead of orange! Bulma turns to Bubble Bass, and she asks: "So, Bubble Bass; now that you're on OUR team, how does it feel to FINALLY be able to have conversations WORTH talking about?!" Daggett yells: "What's THAT supposed to MEAN?!" Bulma mockingly says: "What's that supposed to mean?" Than Bulma SERIOUSLY says: "SERIOUSLY, that's what you SOUND like! Do you even LISTEN to yourself when you TALK?!" Taotie says: "I certainly do, ALL THE TIME, as a matter of fact!" Po says: "Come on! Let's not start a fight now! We're down to three teams now! And as such, it would be beneficial for us if we are ALL able to start this phase of these challenges, off on the right foot!" Bubble Bass says: "Fish don't HAVE feet, we have FINS! And Bulma, I would be VERY interested into HEARING what kinds of conversations you have in mind!" Po says: "Come on, Bubble Bass; you know what I meant!" Yakkity says: "And I QUITE agree that we should ALL be on the same page! I think all six of us have come too FAR in this game, to just let ourselves be eliminated now! So, from this challenge forward; as long as we're ALL Purple Parrots, let's work together to be the BEST possible version of the Purple Parrots team, we can possibly be! To the Purple Parrots!" Taotie says: "To the Purple Parrots!" Po says: "To the Purple Parrots!" Bubble Bass says: "To the Purple Parrots!" Bulma says: "To the Purple Parrots!" Daggett rolls his eyes, groans, and he says: "All right, to the Purple Parrots!" Bulma says: "Good! Now that we have THAT settled, I think it would be in our BEST interest if we WIN this upcoming challenge! We won't be able to WIN an Immunity Pendant, which means ANY of us could be vulnerable if we LOSE this challenge! I don't know about the REST of you, but I don't want to LOSE any of our own right at the START of this phase in the competition!" Taotie says: "I quite agree! We lose THIS challenge, we might be facing an uphill battle for the REST of this season!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "My foot may be feeling better, but I STILL don't like it, that Bulma had to bring in Bubble Bass into OUR team! He is a VISUAL reminder of one of the WORST moments of my LIFE; and I'm INCLUDING all 121 times Norbert HUMILIATED me, on The Angry Beavers in that equation!" / Bulma says: "To be quite honest, I've been looking FOR a valid reason to get RID of Daggett, and I THINK I've finally found one! After all, with Bubble Bass' knowledge on MY team; Daggett's so-called interest in knowledge, is completely OBSOLETE! Besides, he's the LEAST coordinated out of ALL of us, so it's not like we'd REALLY be losing a contestant!" / Po says: "It looks like Master Viper isn't the ONLY one who is sensitive about NOT having feet!" / Bubble Bass says: "The only reason I'm INTERESTED in hearing Bulma talk, is because I want to know what her THOUGHT process is! After all, what BETTER way to be able to ELIMINATE someone, than to KNOW how they think, and turn it BACK around AGAINST them? Now, I'm not saying I definitely WILL eliminate Bulma; I just want to be PREPARED in case I legitimately HAVE to do it! After all, between the two of us, I'M the one who's actually BEEN a champion! Even so, I CAN'T afford to take it for granted! After all, NOBODY'S victory is a foregone conclusion, until AFTER the battle is over! Also, it would be QUITE interesting to see if I can become friends with Po and Yakkity. I'm not saying it will be quick, OR easy, but I will DEFINITELY make an attempt!" / Yakkity says: "I think everyone else on my team was REALLY inspired by my rousing speech! I guess being brave enough to tell my jokes, has translated into rallying others to feel the team spirit on our team! It can only help us do the best we can in these upcoming challenges!" / Taotie says: "All I know for sure is, if Bulma WANTS to eliminate Daggett, I won't HESITATE to help her do it! It's not because I even TRUST her; I just don't want Daggett's DEAD weight to keep dragging US down!" (End Confessional) It is morning, and everyone is in the cafeteria enjoying breakfast, when Spongebob and Sandy walk in! Future Rube says: "Spongebob, welcome back! Now that you're here, I can catch you up on what's happened!" Spongebob asks: "DID something happen?" Wally says: "Well, Future Rube heard from Bubble Bass, who heard from Pearl, that the Orange Iguanas, as a team, are no more!" Sandy says: "I THOUGHT it seemed a little emptier in the cafeteria today! Well, I still see a few former Orange Iguanas around." Stimpy says: "Yeah, but I think they've been shuffled into different teams now. All I know is, the Green Monkeys didn't get any new members." Marlene says: "To be precise, Bubble Bass is now on the Purple Parrots; Dudley and Chameleon are now on the Red Jaguars!" Sandy sputters, and she asks: "Well, who in the world made THAT decision?!" Larry says: "Come on! You say that like it's a BAD thing!" Sandy asks: "Why in the world WOULDN'T you want Bubble Bass to be on our team?!" Larry says: "Come on! The whole reason I did it, was because I was thinking of what YOU would do! I mean, he's a former champ, the same as I am! He would be a threat to BOTH you and me!" Sandy says: "Use your HEAD! If he had been on OUR team, we COULD'VE kept a better handle on him! How are we going to do THAT if he's ON a different team?!" Buhdeuce says: "I have an idea; you might not like it though!" Spongebob asks: "Why wouldn't Sandy like it?" Buhdeuce says: "Well, since Pearl IS helping take care of Infant Rube WITH Bubble Bass, it would be EASIEST for her to tell us about any potential weaknesses of Bubble Bass, as well as figure out a way to eliminate anyone on the Purple Parrots in order to keep HIM safe!" Keswick says: "Do you think Pearl is going to WANT to use her half-brother like that?! They're related by blood, partially!" Pearl says: "THANK YOU! Just because Mr. Krabs raised me, that does NOT mean I have ALL of his values! I WON'T do it!" Dudley says: "Than, what will the plan be if our team LOSES?" Sandy THINKS about it, and she says: "I don't HAVE a plan, because I don't know how you and Chameleon will work in our team, so, you'll have your trial run today. Impress me. Depending on everyone's skills on how well they do today; IF our team loses, THAN I will make my decision on WHO has to leave! I think leaving it up to YOUR own skills is a fair way to help keep you here!" Chameleon says: "I can't argue with that! I wouldn't know HOW to!" Spongebob says: "Just as long as you don't need ME to play a part in this strategy, than I can be FINE with that!" Sandy says: "You can relax, Spongebob! I plan to take care of everything!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "It seems the smaller the teams get, the more I end up missing...Lil and my kids! I...need to say that, because I don't want to SAY something else! It's like when I was with Ren, it was EASY for me to know how to feel, because having Ren around, made me feel like since HE was so angry, I never needed to be angry! But weirdly enough, not having him around, makes it harder for me to be happier! I guess there truly ARE some things money can't buy; and having someone who lets you FEEL like the best version of yourself, is one of them!" Stimpy sighs, and he says: "Maybe if Ren has been on good behavior, maybe I can petition for him to be moved into a LESS harsh prison. It's the LEAST I can do for him!" / Sandy says: "FIGURES! The one time I DECIDE to relax and let LARRY be in charge, he had to make a bone-headed decision, that DIDN'T include putting Bubble Bass in OUR team! Now that's he done that, are numbers have been divided three and three equally, between contestants who are, and AREN'T from Spongebob Squarepants! And as team leader, I can't AFFORD to be biased! Whoever doesn't pull their own weight, or messes up the worst; they will have to leave! It's nothing personal based on how I feel!" / Larry says: "Sandy would've WANTED Bubble Bass on our team? I think having Tigress on our team, might have rubbed off a bit TOO much on her!" / Buhdeuce says: "Well, so much for trying to convince Pearl to commit SABOTAGE and rack up penalty votes. I guess if our team loses, she will have to lose the HARD way, by me being better than her! No easy task, I might add! But than, it's more fun when it's a CHALLENGE anyways!" / Keswick says: "Look, I won't say that Treeflower was ALWAYS congenial, but I DO think she was fair! The reason that TUFF works as well as it does, is because we ALL have mutual respect and trust for one another! I want this team to function the same way, and coming up with BAD ideas like Buhdeuce's, is NOT the way to do it!" / Pearl says: "Bubble Bass and I could NEVER betray each other! It's kind of a common courtesy for family members to NOT betray each other!" / Spongebob says: "It DOES feel like the balance of power may be starting to shift, and NOT in the ways that EVERYONE anticipated it to!" (End Confessional) Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers, his voice says: "Attention contestants! At the last Elimination Ceremony, Fee was eliminated, and Harvey Beaks quit! As a result, the Orange Iguanas were dissolved as a team! Dudley and Chameleon are now on the Red Jaguars, Bubble Bass is now on the Purple Parrots! Please proceed immediately to the Moat to find out how the challenges will work from here on out! That is all!" Po says: "Well, it's the moment of truth! Time to find out which team will have their first victory in this new phase of the competition!" Taotie says: "Well, you DEFINITELY have more winning experience than I do! Just lead the way, and I will follow!" Bulma says: "I will do the leading, if you don't mind! I WAS voted most LIKELY to lead at my high school graduation class WHEN I turned 14!" Daggett asks: "Leading WHAT?! A group of people TRYING to be most annoying?! Because I THINK you've already won BRONZE, Silver, AND Gold in doing THAT!" Yakkity asks: "Who WON the gold?!" Bubble Bass says: "Uh, Daggett was being SARCASTIC!" Yakkity says: "OH!" (Confessional) Yakkity says: "Well, that's just GREAT! How was I SUPPOSED to know Daggett was being sarcastic?! I'm not a MIND reader, you know! Maybe if our team loses, maybe I should vote Daggett off! I mean, even TAOTIE is more congenial than Daggett is!" / Taotie says: "Look; I'm not saying that following Po IS going to get me the season win, but it's a FAR better plan than ANY I came up with when I was a villain!" / Bulma says: "You know, I WAS considering making Daggett PROVE himself in this competition! But NOPE!!!! He just HAD to open up his mouth! Bye-bye Daggett; HELLO Bubble Bass! At least HE knows knowledge when he SEES it!" / Bubble Bass says: "If there's one thing I've learned from my experience on Spongebob Squarepants, is that having too HIGH of an opinion of yourself; especially when it concerns your ego, NEVER turns out well! That's why I'm doing my best to keep my ego in check, especially when it concerns Bulma! Anywhere else; I would GLADLY work with her! But in this competition, it's anything LEGAL and ethical that goes!" (End Confessional) The contestants suit up into their team colors, and head for the Moat! Sniz says: "Welcome! We are now at the phase of the competition, where there are only THREE teams! Prior to today; two teams worked together with two other teams! But since we now have only three teams, that means that structure is now old news! Therefore, from this challenge on, until the team merge proper; it's every team for themselves! Therefore, the Moat Challenge will now work a little differently! From now on, you're no longer competing to join up with another team; you will be competing for a Pendant of Life, which you will need for the Temple Run! The Steps of Knowledge, are where you will either compete for an Immunity Pendant, or another Pendant of Life! If a team doesn't win a second Pendant, than we will have a Challenge Arena, to determine which team earns a second Pendant of Life! Only the team that scores two Pendants, will get to take a Temple Run! The other teams will have to face an Elimination Ceremony! So, until further notice, only ONE team will be safe from an Elimination Ceremony! Now, it's time to find out what today's challenge is! Olmec, tell us about today's challenge!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is the Legend Of the Lost Lantern From the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere!" Sniz says: "All right! A challenge relating to the American Revolution! And, one of the most iconic moments of the American Revolution, was George Washington crossing the Delaware River! While George almost CERTAINLY didn't make the pose that was depicted in the painting of that event, the fact remains that the crossing of the Delaware River was a key moment in Americans truly PROVING they were independent of Great Britain! So, you will be rowing boats of a more ACCURATE shape and size across the Moat! You will do so in groups of three! Once one group has gotten across, they will send their boat back on the over-head rope pulley system, to the other group. Once both groups on a team have gotten across, they must ring the Gong Pedestal! Remember, you are competing to win a Pendant of Life! Spongebob, Wally, and Future Rube will make up the first group for the Green Monkeys; Sandy, Buhdeuce, and Larry will make up the first group for the Red Jaguars; and Bubble Bass, Bulma, and Yakkity will make up the first group for the Purple Parrots. Everyone else will make up the second group! And to get you in the mood for crossing the Delaware River, we will be playing the single version of The Beatles Revolution!" Buhdeuce says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "All right! Let's see how our teams fare in this new set-up! Is everybody ready?!" Johnny Krill says: "Well, I'm pretty sure Spongebob is, but we'll see how he fares, anyways." Sniz says: "Right! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage, the first group of contestants from each team makes a rather good progress across the Moat. But during the second group of contestants, Pearl, Dudley and Chameleon are finding it HARD to make good progress due to Pearl's immense weight; and the same goes for Po, Taotie, and Daggett, due to Po's and Taotie's combined weights! / The Beatles sing: "You say you want a revolution! Well, you know; we all want to change the world. You tell me that it's evolution! Well, you know; we all want to change the world! But when you talk about destruction; don't you know that you can count me out? Don't you know it's gonna be; alright? Alright, alright! You say you got a real solution! Well, you know; we'd all love to see the plan! You ask me for a contribution! Well, you know; we're all doing what we can! But if you want money for people with minds that hate; all I can tell you is, brother; you have to wait! Don't you know it's gonna be; alright? Alright, alright! All! (Instrumental Break) You say you'll change the Constitution! Well, you know; we all want to change your head! You tell me it's the institution! Well, you know; you'd better free your mind instead! But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao; you ain't gonna make it with anyone, anyhow! Don't you know it's gonna be; alright? Alright, alright! Alright, alright! Alright, alright! Alright, alright! Alright, alright!" / And the song and montage ends as the Green Monkeys are the first team to get all their members across and ring their Gong Pedestal! Sniz says: "And just like that, the Green Monkeys have received their first Pendant of Life that they will need for the Temple Run! What's going to happen on the Steps of Knowledge?!" Sandy says: "I don't know, but I think Pearl BETTER start LOSING a few POUNDS before she EVER gets on another boat AGAIN!" Pearl says: "Just for the record; as a whale, I'm actually a NORMAL weight for my age and size!" Larry says: "Irrelevant if it STILL slows us down!" Buhdeuce says: "All I know is, I'm looking PRETTY good compared to YOU, right now!" Dudley says: "The sad part is, he's NOT wrong!" Sniz says: "We got to take a quick break! But when we come back, we'll find out who prevails in the Steps of Knowledge on this episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the contestants are beginning to gather at the Steps of Knowledge! Daggett says: "Okay, new rule! From now on, WE should be able to volunteer who goes with WHOM during the Moat Crossing Challenges! I don't want to get STUCK with THUNDER Gut and his side-kick, PORK BUTT!!!!" Po says: "Hey! Lay off Taotie! What has HE ever done to you, or to anyone THIS season for THAT matter?!" Taotie says: "THANK YOU! SOMEONE'S actually been PAYING attention!" Bulma says: "Theoretically speaking, I suppose SOMEONE has to!" Taotie asks: "Do you EVER shut that MOUTH off?!" Bulma sputters, and she says: "For YOUR information, I think I've been relatively QUIET this season, and NOT always by choice! I would've been GLAD to offer you ideas on how to survive COUNTLESS challenges this season; I would've been THRILLED to give you MY advice! But NOPE! You made it perfectly CLEAR to me at the start of this season, that you WEREN'T willing to trust me!" Yakkity says: "I trust you!" Bubble Bass says: "Eh, the jury is still out; but Bulma DOES have a point! With all the physical activities SHE has put herself through this season, and all the times she was WILLING to take on the Steps of Knowledge for ALL of you; I would THINK she has proven herself ENOUGH to you! I would HOPE that you would already KNOW this, but TRUST is a two way street! After all, if you WANT the rest of the team to trust you; than you HAVE to be willing to trust the rest of your TEAM more! I mean, we ARE all in this team together; and it makes absolutely no sense for ANYONE to sabotage our efforts! It would only hurt US in the long run! So, what do you say, would you STOP treating Bulma like she's guilty of a crime that HASN'T even been committed? I think she has MORE than earned at least THAT by this point!" Po sighs, and he says: "All right! But she's STILL on thin ice! If she makes ONE slip-up, we're voting her OUT!" Bulma shrugs her shoulders, and she says: "Eh, I can live with that!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Surviving THIS challenge is EASY! I just need to exploit Daggett's Achilles Heel; his tendency to get angry at the drop of a hat! After this episode, I'll have relatively FEW problems getting myself to the Goddess slot! And why not? After all; I'm SO worth it!" / Daggett scoffs and he says: "Why does EVERYONE, including Bubble Bass and Bulma, get more respect than I do?! I've been working my TAIL off this whole time; than Bulma FINALLY decides to BE a team player, and now everyone is treating her as more of an asset than ME?! She may be sitting pretty now! But believe me; when her beauty INEVITABLY starts to fade, it will fade FAST!!!!" / Taotie says: "Look; the only reason THIS team has even kept Bulma ON as long as it has, is because she's actually USEFUL for the Steps of Knowledge! Otherwise, she would've been GONE on the first episode of this half-season! It's weird how Bulma works like that! She's JUST smug enough to BE annoying, but she's TOO smart to just be voted off, by actually BEING useful! Some women are SUCH cryptic creatures!" / Yakkity asks: "WHAT?! 'Cryptic'? Is THAT what he's calling it now?" / Bubble Bass says: "Look; the only reason I WANT the other contestants to trust Bulma, is because I need HER to trust me! After all, I can't very well get her to TALK about herself if the OTHER contestants don't at LEAST mildly trust her! When I play a game, I prefer to have ALL of the required knowledge about it before hand! After all, what better way to perform a speed run?" / Po says: "Honestly, I'm surprised Bulma has been WILLING to play this LONG game the way she has! I thought she would've grown SICK of this by day three, MINIMUM! But she's REALLY determined to get that Goddess slot! Do I think she will stop there? HARDLY! But, as long as I'm in this game; I'm going to do EVERYTHING I can to make her EARN that slot, the HARD way!" (End Confessional) Chameleon turns to Pearl, and he says: "You're NOT going to weigh our team down THIS time, are you?!" Pearl asks: "How could I POSSIBLY weigh you down?! If anything, with MY powerful feet; I can practically put MY John Hancock onto the buzzers on the Steps of Knowledge!" Dudley giggles and he says: "Revolution based humor! THAT'S actually pretty funny!" Sandy says: "Well, FUNNY doesn't get us a WIN in this challenge! We NEED contestants who actually KNOW a thing or 1776 about the American Revolution! Who's willing to do the Steps of Knowledge with me?" Pearl says: "Oh, I'll volunteer! Just to PROVE to Buhdeuce that I'm FAR more capable of KNOWLEDGE than HE is!" Buhdeuce scoffs, and he says: "It would serve you right if you got EVERY question WRONG!" Larry says: "But that would keep us from WINNING this challenge!" Buhdeuce sighs, and he says: "FINE! MOST of the questions wrong!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "SEE?! Unlike SOME contestants, I can be reasonable!" / Pearl scoffs, and she says: "If Buhdeuce THINKS he can outlast me, he is SO wrong! I'll put this challenge away SO fast; it won't EVEN be FUNNY!" / Sandy says: "I HAVE to be at least ONE of the contestants doing the Steps of Knowledge! HELLO! I'm PRACTICALLY the only SANE contestant that the Red Jaguars have LEFT! SOMEONE needs to keep this ship in tip-top shape!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "If the other teams are going to put up THEIR best, we better do the same! Future Rube, how are you at trivia challenges?" Future Rube says: "Well, I AM pretty good; but I AM from the future! I'm not sure if I've found out any KNOWLEDGE about this challenge, that Olmec doesn't know about!" Spongebob says: "Fair enough. Keswick; you were pretty smart the last time you performed the Steps of Knowledge. Do you want to do the Steps of Knowledge with me?" Keswick says: "Well, I'm probably OVER qualified for the task; but with YOU, it should be fun!" (Confessional) Future Rube says: "That's the hardest part about being BACK in this time! I'm unable to tell anyone about MY time, because doing so might very well ALTER my time! You just never know what might cause a "Butterfly Effect". Even so, I REFUSE to jinx anything!" / Spongebob says: "At this point in the game, I don't think I'll be able to play with kid gloves anymore; whatever THAT means! Sandy probably won't like it, but I WON'T be holding any of my knowledge back! I'm SURE she feels the same way!" / Keswick says: "Spongebob is DEFINITELY taking this season far more seriously than any other season he's competed in, but at least he's STILL kind, decent, and honest about the whole thing! Usually, you have to pay EXTRA for that!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda arrives, playing a flute version of "Yankee Doodle Dandy," while dressed up as an American Revolutionary Patriot! Marlene asks: "Do you get PAID extra to dress up like that?!" General Barracuda says: "As a matter of fact, I DO! Jealous?!" Marlene THINKS about it, and she says: "Not really! I'd save MY dressing up for a MOVIE! More people would see me that way!" General Barracuda says: "Well, be that as it may; one of the FOUNDING Fathers of the United States is here! Please give it up for George SNIZ-ington! I can't BELIEVE I just HAD to say that!" Sniz arrives, wearing a wig of George Washington's hair, and Sniz says: "Just so long as you said it, that's all that matters! Now, it's time to find out WHO is confidant about their knowledge concerning the American Revolution!" Bulma says: "Eh, I can't win an Immunity Pendant anyways; but I don't think Taotie and DAGGETT will have any PROBLEM with this challenge!" Yakkity whispers in Bulma's ear: "Are you SURE that's a good idea?! I DON'T think they have ALL of their marbles; and they DO have a difficulty of being UNABLE to control their temper!" Bulma says: "That's EXACTLY what I'm counting on!" (Confessional) Yakkity says: "OH! She's GOOD!" / Bulma opens up a bag of popcorn, and she says: "I am SO going to ENJOY this!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Taotie and Daggett will go for the Purple Parrots! Green Monkeys?" Spongebob says: "Keswick and I will volunteer for this challenge!" Sandy asks: "Are you SERIOUS?! Since when were YOU a history buff!" Spongebob says: "Come on! I think having a 23 year running show is quite a BIT of history in itself! Besides, you're NOT the only member of OUR family who can be SMART, you know!" Sandy says: "I never SAID that I WAS!" Sandy sighs, and she says: "I can't compete against Spongebob! Larry, YOU and Pearl do the Steps of Knowledge!" Larry says: "All right, than! We'll do our best!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Showing up and potentially HUMILIATING Spongebob during a Steps of Knowledge Challenge? HARD PASS!!!!" / Larry says: "I never thought I would EVER see the DAY when Sandy would turn down the Steps of Knowledge! You think you KNOW a squirrel!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! The volunteers have been selected! Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars, if either of you get down the Steps of Knowledge first, you will receive a valuable Immunity Pendant! Otherwise, the Purple Parrots will receive a Pendant of Life that THEY need for the Temple Run! Now, it's time to listen to Olmec, and find out more about this legend! The Legend Of The Lost Lantern From the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere! The actual event, not the poem, just for the record!" Olmec says: "Prior to 1775, the people who lived in the American Colonies; considered themselves British citizens. However, after Great Britain won the Seven Years War in 1763; in order to pay for the losses they accumulated during that war; they began to tax the American Colonists! The Stamp Act of 1765, The Townshend Acts of 1767, and the Tea Act of 1773, were all cited as examples of 'Taxation Without Representation'. These acts eventually culminated in the Boston Massacre of 1770, and the Boston Tea Party of 1773, as signs of protests against the acts! Eventually, this led to the creation of a Continental Congress! At the second Convention of Virginia; on March 23, 1775; Patrick Henry had the following to say!" A man sounding like Harrison Ford says: "I know not what course others may; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!" Olmec says: "As it turns out, Patrick Henry didn't have long to wait for action to unfold. On April 18, 1775, between 9 P.M. and 10 P.M., fellow patriot Joseph Warren, warned Minutemen Paul Revere and William Dawes, that King George III's troops were about to embark in boats from Boston, bound from Cambridge, and the road to Lexington and Concord. Prior to the night, Paul Revere alerted Robert Newman, the officer of the North Church in Boston, to send a signal by lantern to alert colonists in Charlestown, Massachusetts to warn of the route the British were going to invade! 'One if by land, two if by sea!' That night, TWO lanterns were lit, signaling the intention of the British, to invade by the Charles River! After safely crossing the river himself, Paul Revere rode through the present day towns of Somerville; Medford, Massachusetts; and Arlington, Massachusetts; Paul Revere warned fellow patriots about the upcoming attack, and as many as 40 other riders delivered warnings of there own! Contrary to popular belief, Paul Revere did NOT utter the phrase 'The British Are Coming', as his message needed to be delivered in secret! Although Paul Revere got most of the credit, the actions of he, William Dawes, and Samuel Prescott successfully alerted the Colonists to the attacks, and the American Revolution was born! One of the lanterns from that night, remains in North Church! But the other lantern was lost, until it found it's way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the Lost Lantern, and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Where can the Lost Lantern from the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere be found?" Olmec says: "The Lost Lantern can be found in the Dark Forest!" Sniz says: "All right! You know the drill, so I'll let you get right to it! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec asks: "What war did Great Britain win, that indirectly led to the various acts of taxing the American Colonies?" Spongebob rings in and answers: "The Seven Years War in 1763!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Pearl says: "Sheesh! Spongebob IS fast!" Buhdeuce says: "All I'll say is that, my speed REALLY could've beaten HIS!" Olmec asks: "What Act was passed in 1765?" Daggett rings in and Bulma says: "Don't BLOW this one for US, Daggett!" Daggett yells: "I WILL NOT!!!!" Olmec says: "Sorry, that is incorrect!" Larry rings in, and Pearl answers: "The Stamp Act!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Daggett yells: "You LITTLE C--!" Bulma says: "Uh-uh-uh; Norbert's KIDS might be watching you!" Daggett breathes and says: "...Creep! YOU did that on PURPOSE!!!!" Bulma says: "I just call them like I see them! And considering what I've seen, you're REALLY not much to look at!" And Daggett just scowls angrily! Olmec asks: "What Acts were passed in 1767?" Spongebob rings in, and Keswick says: "The Townshend Acts!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Bulma says: "I bet you were REALLY wishing that you trusted me sooner! You guys just can't WIN without me!" Taotie yells: "OH, we CAN'T; HUH?! We'll SHOW you!!" Po says: "Don't DO it, Taotie! You're PLAYING right into Bulma's HANDS!" Taotie yells: "I DON'T CARE! I'm TEACHING her on PRINCIPLE!!!!" And Bulma quietly chuckles as she begins to eat the popcorn from her bag! Olmec asks: "What occurred in 1770?" Taotie rings in, and he says: "The shot heard round the world!" Olmec says: "Sorry, that is not the answer I was looking for." Larry rings in, and Pearl answers: "The Boston Massacre!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" Taotie says: "COME ON! I had THAT answer dead to rights!" Bulma says: "You have to ONLY listen to information WITHIN Olmec's exposition! Didn't you ever WATCH the actual show?!" Daggett says: "Come ON; get the next one RIGHT already!" Taotie says: "Don't boss ME around; you're not the BOSS of me!" Daggett ruefully says: "Of COURSE I'm not; because Bulma is already doing that FOR you!" Taotie says: "In your DREAMS; you FREAKY little SHREW!" Daggett screams: "THAT DOES IT!!!!" And he engages Taotie in a "Big Ball of Violence!" Bulma laughs with glee, and she says: "I haven't had THIS much fun since I watched Barack Obama first take office on January 20, 2009!" Bubble Bass asks: "You're ENJOYING their senseless violence; aren't you?" Bulma says: "ONLY a lot! I'm not a fighter, so I have to live VICARIOUSLY through whatever I watch!" Bubble Bass says: "I'll give you points for honesty!" Olmec asks: "What took place in 1773?" Spongebob rings in and Keswick answers: "The Boston Tea Party!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "Congratulations, Green Monkeys! You've won an Immunity Pendant! Which one of you is going to keep it?" Keswick says: "Well, I don't think I could've answered if Spongebob hadn't rung in for me. I'm going to give it to him!" Spongebob takes the Immunity Pendant, and he says: "Thank you, Keswick. I promise to use this Immunity Pendant WISELY!" Sniz says: "Red Jaguars, you'll have to look in the Challenge Arena for YOUR Immunity Pendant, and will YOU two stop FIGHTING already?! The challenge is OVER, already!" The "Big Ball of Violence" dissipates, and Taotie asks: "WHAT? OVER?!" Taotie turns to Daggett, and Taotie angrily screams: "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!" Daggett sputters, and he replies: "MY FAULT?!" Bulma says: "Well, DUH; you idiotic, moronic, stupid, imbecilic, chuckle-headed DOPE! I TOLD you that you would BLOW that challenge for us! Now, how are we SUPPOSED to win two Pendants NOW?" Daggett says: "How about from your BIG, FAT, MOUTH?!!!" Bulma actually LAUGHS at that, and she says: "That's ACTUALLY pretty funny, now! Sorry, but that trick ONLY works once on me; and you used UP your chance on season three, TWIT!" Daggett says: "Darn it!" Po says: "Bulma and I may not see eye to eye, but at LEAST she doesn't have SKEWED priorities like YOU do, Daggett! You are in SO much trouble if we lose!" Daggett's eyes narrow in horror, and he screams: "AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Confessional) Daggett face-palms himself, and he says: "Stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!! I can't BELIEVE I fell for the oldest TRICK in the book! All I HAD to do was to keep my temper, and NOT let anyone DISTRACT me! Now Bulma has LEVERAGE against me! How could I have POSSIBLY let her have THAT against me?! Maybe I SHOULD'VE kept Treeflower on after all!" / Taotie says: "Working for Bulma, MY foot! Does Daggett think I ENJOY having to tolerate Bulma's inflated sense of genius and superiority? Of COURSE not! But she can't keep UP her facade 24/7! She's BOUND to make a mistake sooner or later; and THAT'S when I'll make my move!" / Bulma says: "I'm not DELUDED! I know I can't POSSIBLY be mistake free ALL the time! I learned THAT lesson on Total Cartoon Global Cruise! What I HAVE learned, is how to make SURE, other contestants make BIGGER, WORSE mistakes than YOU do! Daggett fell for my ploy, just like I KNEW he would; and Taotie's SLIPPING off the sanity wagon! Now, all I need to do is to SEAL the deal, like I ALWAYS wanted to!" / Bubble Bass says: "So, Bulma ISN'T a fighter! I can use THAT knowledge to my advantage! The more Bulma TRUSTS me, the more her MOUTH will move; and the more LIKELY she'll say something that will TRIP her up!" / Po says: "Really, the way Bulma has been able to find herself ways to keep herself useful for THIS long, is NOTHING short of amazing; in a weird, SAD way!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay! It's time for the Challenge Arena! Thanks to the brave Minutemen who warned the American Colonists of the invading British troops, people from as far as 25 miles away from Boston, knew of the British troops movements, while the British were STILL unloading their boats in Cambridge! Therefore, your challenge, will be a proportionately scaled down version of the distance traveled. Riding horses made of sticks, because insurance ISN'T willing to pay for anyone getting thrown off an ACTUAL horse, you will be riding your horse an equivalent of 760 feet, or 1/8 of a mile! You will be carrying a lantern prop all the way, and you must deliver it LIT at the end of the track! Your goal is accomplish this task 25 times! Or, as many times as you can within 3 minutes! Remember, Green Monkeys; if you win the challenge arena, you will GET to do a Temple Run, and compete for a reward! That's right! Since this is a REVOLUTION themed challenge, you will get to go to a REAL Revolution era town! Johnny Krill, tell our lucky winner what they can win!" Johnny Krill says: "Our winner, and a guest of your choice, will get to go to an all-expenses paid trip to Boston, and enjoy ALL the complimentary Boston Baked Beans they can eat! Baked Beans, they're good for your heart! The more you eat, the more CENSORS will try to censor you if you even THINK of finishing that rhyme!" Stimpy says: "Marlene, if I win the Temple Run; will you go with me?" Marlene says: "Sure; but why?" Stimpy whispers: "Well, I need someone to keep my mind off of Ren; and, I also want someone to make sure I don't eat too MANY Baked Beans, and you have a very good head on your shoulders!" Marlene says: "True! All right; I'm in!" Yakkity turns to Daggett, and Yakkity says: "This is your LAST chance, Daggett! Don't FAIL us this time!" Daggett says: "Don't you THINK I'm aware of that?!" Bulma says: "It's REALLY hard to TELL with you! I can't tell where the beaver STARTS, and where the STUPID ends!" Daggett sarcastically says: "WOW! It must have taken you at least a WHOLE ten SECONDS to come up with THAT one!" Bulma says: "Which is STILL 29 seconds faster than any insult YOU could come up with!" Taotie says: "OOH, BURN!!!!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "I CLEARLY see the WRITING on the wall! Bulma and the others WANT to eliminate me no matter WHAT I do! Well, I guess it's time for a little protest of my own! I'm going to teach them a piece of history from India; Non-Violent Protest!" / Bulma says: "You know, I'd feel WORSE about eliminating Daggett...if it WASN'T so easy! But since it is, I'm NOT going to complain about it!" / Yakkity says: "One thing is for sure; with Daggett gone, our collective I.Q. levels can ONLY go up!" (End Confessional) Dudley looks at the fake horses made of sticks, and he asks: "Uh, does anybody know HOW much weight these wooden stick horses can support?" Sandy says: "Sure; why do you ask?" Dudley whispers: "Pearl!" Sandy's smile turns into a frown, and she says: "You MIGHT have a point! Pearl, would you MIND going LAST in this challenge?" Pearl says: "Sure; I guess so. But why?" Buhdeuce says: "Well, it's just that if the fake horse YOU'RE riding on breaks, at least we'll STILL have five other fake horses to work with!" Pearl angrily asks: "Is THAT true?!" Sandy says: "Come on! I wasn't going to SAY it, like THAT! Besides, I'm only thinking of YOUR safety! Do you think I WANT to have to vote you off? Of COURSE not! But I have to think about our WHOLE team! It's a double-edged sword!" Pearl calms down, and she says: "All right. I respect your decision about this challenge; but it doesn't necessarily mean I like it!" (Confessional) Pearl says: "It's times like these, you REALLY wish you had someone like Tigress to PUT everyone else in their place!" / Buhdeuce says: "I'm just playing by the rules! After all, it's completely the decision of SANDY and everyone else if they WANT to eliminate Pearl! I'm just helping them MAKE that decision WITH them! See how that works?" / Sandy sighs, and she says: "I can see now, why Stimpy TOLD me being a team leader was HARD work! You might get respect, but you also get hated and BLAMED whenever you have to make a hard decision everyone MIGHT not like! Oh, I REALLY wish I had an IMMUNITY Pendant right now!" / Buhdeuce smiles, and he says: "Speaking of Immunity Pendant..." Buhdeuce holds up the Red Jaguars Immunity Pendant, and he says: "Guess who just found his in the HORSESHOE bag?! I am SO good!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Everyone is ready! And because this is an equestrian based challenge, we'll play The Rolling Stones Wild Horses!" Po says: "That sounds cool! Let's really WIN this challenge!" Daggett says: "Win it YOURSELVES!" Bulma scoffs, and she says: "EXCUSE me?!" Daggett says: "It's become INCREASINGLY apparent to me, that I'm not WANTED around here! If you want Bubble Bass SO badly; you can HAVE him! But let's see how you FARE without my help!" Yakkity says: "But you'll be eliminated for SURE!" Daggett chuckles, and he says: "At least I'll be leaving on MY terms!" (Confessional) Bulma fumes in anger, and she says: "Oh, I HATE it when contestants find a way to have a MORAL victory!" / Daggett says: "Looks like the 'Master', didn't think of everything; DID she?!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Let's put six minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the challenge, the Purple Parrots are finding it HARD to compete the challenge with just FIVE of them working; and the Red Jaguars don't fare much better, as Pearl's fake wooden horse DOES break, and she is unable to help out much in the challenge; while the Green Monkeys take on the challenge no problem! / Mick Jagger sings: "Childhood living is easy to do. The things you wanted, I bought them for you. Graceless lady, you know who I am. You know I can't let you slide through my hands. Wild horses couldn't drag me away! Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away! I watched you suffer a dull aching pain. Now you decided to show me the same. No sweeping exits, or offstage lines could make me feel bitter, or treat you unkind. Wild horses couldn't drag me away! Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away! (Instrumental Break) I know I dreamed you a sin and a lie. I have my freedom, but I don't have much time. Faith has been broken, tears must be cried. Let's do some living after we die. Wild horses couldn't drag me away! Wild, wild horses, we'll ride them some day! Wild horses couldn't drag me away! Wild, wild horses, we'll ride them some day!" / And the song ends as the challenge ends! Sniz says: "The challenge is over! It's time to see how many lanterns each team delivered! The Purple Parrots delivered 1, 2, 4, 8 lanterns. The Red Jaguars delivered 1, 2, 4, 8, 10 lanterns. The Green Monkeys delivered 1, 2, 4, 8, 12, 14 lanterns! The Green Monkeys are going to the Temple! Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots, your fates will be decided soon! Now, it's time to choose who will do the Temple Run and compete for the award!" Marlene says: "I'll go first!" Stimpy says: "And I'll go second!" Sniz says: "Very well! Map will fill in the visual information, while Olmec tells us about the Temple!" Map says: "I'm on it, Sniz!" And Map's visual information fills in as Olmec narrates! Olmec says: "First, you must board the pirate ship! Spin the ship's wheel, and head over the palm trees! Press down on the right tree, and head up into the Painter's Study! Place the missing pieces of the painting in the right order, than climb down into Medusa's Lair! Place the snakes into Medusa, than head into the Arctic Chamber! Press on the right igloo brick, than head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, than head into the Emperor's Chamber! Smash the Clay Pots to find the key, and slide down into the Abandoned Mine Shaft! Smash through the Brick Wall, and head into the Dark Forest, where you can find the Lost Lantern from the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere! Pull on the right branch, than head through the Sandy Desert! Fill up the cactus with enough water, than head into the Spiritual Chamber! Push the right buttons, than head back through the Pit! Climb through the Sea Cave, and back to the Temple Entrance! The choices are yours, and yours alone! Good luck!" Sniz says: "All right! Remember, whoever gets back here in three minutes; they and a guest of their choice, will get an all-expenses paid trip to Boston! Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / Marlene takes off, and Sniz narrates the action as she goes along! / Sniz says: "Marlene's boarded the pirate ship, and a Temple Guard right off the bat! She gives up her Pendant! She's spun the ship's wheel! Over the Palm Trees! She's got to find the right tree, and she's found it! Up into the Painter's Study! She's got to put the pieces of the painting together! She's done it! Down into Medusa's Lair! Another Temple Guard! Go Stimpy, go! On the Pirate Ship, across the palm trees, into the Painter's Study, and down into Medusa's Lair! He's got to put the snakes in her hair! He's done it! Into the Arctic Chamber! He's got to press on the right igloo brick to proceed! He's done it! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! It's Johnny Krill as a Temple Guard! He gives up his Pendant, and now he's grabbing the base, he's got the stomach and the head, and he's putting them together! He's done it! Into the Emperor's Chamber! He's smashing the clay pots, and he's found the key! Down he slides into the Abandoned Mine Shaft! He's got to break through the Stone Wall, and he's done it! He's in the Dark Forest! He's got the Lost Lantern! All the Temple Doors are open! Through the Sandy Desert, through the Spiritual Chamber, through the Pit, and he's climbing through the Sea Cave! Stimpy's made it to the entrance, with 15 seconds to spare! Congratulations, Stimpy! You've won an all-expenses paid trip to Boston! Who are you going to take with you?" Stimpy says: "I promised I'd take Marlene with me, and I'm keeping my promise!" Sniz says: "Very well. Green Monkeys, especially Stimpy and Marlene, you can enjoy yourselves! Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots, you'll need to attend tonight's Elimination Ceremony, where two more contestants will be eliminated!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "I just wanted to prove ONE thing; Bulma DOESN'T control EVERY aspect of this game, especially NOT the free will of other contestants!" / Bulma says: "Well, Daggett MIGHT have decided to be DIFFICULT about it, but at LEAST he WILL be leaving!" / Pearl moans, and she says: "Oh, MAN! I HATE it that Buhdeuce was right! How is THAT possible?!" / Buhdeuce says: "NEVER underestimate ANYBODY based on your PAST impressions of them! You might not know EVERYTHING that they are capable of!" / Sandy sighs, and she says: "So much for hoping that the remaining representatives of Spongebob Squarepants could remain untouched until the team merge. And like it or not, I HAVE to keep my word! It's just the HONORABLE thing to do!" (End Confessional) The Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots are at the Elimination Ceremony! Sniz says: "Quite frankly, I don't understand why YOU two are here! You GOT new members on your team! I thought that would help you prevail against the Green Monkeys!" Taotie says: "Which only means we need to cut out the DEAD weight! Am I right?!" Larry says: "I'm SHOCKED that I actually AGREE with you!" Sniz says: "Anyways, you know the drill! Cast your votes! But be careful, Purple Parrots! One of the Red Jaguars MIGHT use an Immunity Pendant! With that being said, VOTE!" And everyone quickly makes their choices as to who should leave! Sniz says: "Voting is over, so it's time--." Buhdeuce says: "Hold it! Just to make SURE I've got EVERYONE'S attention, I've got the Immunity Pendant, and I WILL be playing it on myself!" Larry yells: "WHAT?! When did HE become 'Tigress GOOD'?!!!" Po asks: "Is THAT what you're calling it now?" Larry says: "For lack of a better term, yes!" Sniz says: "The Immunity Pendant is real, that means all votes cast for Buhdeuce will not count. Now, it's time to reveal, who is safe! Sandy, Larry, Obviously Buhdeuce; Taotie, Po, Dudley, Chameleon, Bubble Bass, Yakkity Yak!" It narrows down to Pearl, Daggett, and Bulma! Sniz says: "Contestants, we have ONE final Chocolate Pendant of Life left!" Pearl frowns apprehensively, Daggett scowls angrily at Bulma, and Bulma angrily scowls back at Daggett! Sniz says: "And I'm HONESTLY shocked, but it goes to BULMA!" Bulma says: "HA!!!! I KNEW I would beat you AGAIN!" Daggett says: "But a rather HOLLOW victory, isn't it? You LITERALLY had to get me angry, just to prove you were a better contestant than I was!" Bulma says: "So? It WORKED; didn't it?!" Daggett says: "Your plans CAN'T save you forever! Your day will come soon enough!" Pearl says: "And Sandy and Larry, you BETTER watch your backs! I don't think Buhdeuce has shown ALL of his tricks, yet!" Sniz says: "In any case, your bags are packed, so it's time to head for the Mine Cart of Shame!" Johnny says: "But with Pearl's weight, we'll have to use ALL the afterburner's on the Mine Cart!" Sniz says: "Fine! Than YOU make sure they all go off!" Daggett and Pearl put on their helmets, and strap themselves in the Mine Cart! Sniz asks: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" The Mine Cart warms up, juts forward a few inches, than quickly dies down! Johnny Krill asks: "WHAT?! What went wrong?!" Johnny inspects the back of the after-burners, and taps it in several places, but NOTHING happens! Johnny says: "Well, folks; it seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficul--." (BOOM!!!!) And the afterburners kick in AGAIN, burns OFF all of Johnny's clothes, and leaves him with a LIGHTLY charred look as the Mine Cart rockets through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz laughs and he says: "Ha, ha, HA! I guess 'Mad Dog Hoek' STRIKES again! We are now down to 16 contestants! The margin for error grows ever smaller! Who will be the next to slip up? Can Sandy and Larry stay in charge of the Red Jaguars? And can the Purple Parrots make a come-back from this? Find out on the next episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "From the land of the free, and the home of the brave!" / Stinger: Stimpy and Marlene are at a seafood restaurant in Boston Massachusetts, enjoying some clam chowder, and some albacore tuna! Stimpy says: "Marlene, don't you feel a little GUILTY that we're enjoying some seafood, despite the fact that some of their friends COME from the sea?" Marlene says: "Yeah, I hate myself for that! But most of it tastes just SO darn good! Besides, they can't COMPLAIN if they're not here!" Stimpy says: "I suppose THAT'S true! But, I can't help but get the feeling that you just tempted--." (SPLASH!!!!) Marlene yells: "What the HECK?!" Stimpy says: "It came from the ocean!" Stimpy and Marlene rush to the ocean, and they see that Daggett and Pearl have landed in their Mine Cart, in the Atlantic Ocean! Daggett yells: "Hey! Fancy seeing YOU two here!" Stimpy nervously says: "Yeah; it's REALLY funny about that!" Daggett says: "How about getting us a hand OUT of here?!" Marlene seriously says: "Daggett, you are a BEAVER! And Pearl is a WHALE! There is LITERALLY no one better qualified for getting out of this situation BUT you two!" Pearl says: "Hey! That's right! We could SWIM home!" Daggett says: "Could you let me hold on the back of you? I don't SWIM as fast as you?" Pearl asks: "Are you going to COMPLAIN if I don't?" Daggett bluntly says: "Well, yes." Pearl says: "Well, I'll do it. But only because you were HONEST about it!" And they swim away! Stimpy breathes a sigh of relief, and he says: "PHEW! Dodged a bullet THERE!" Marlene says: "Bullet, NOTHING! We dodged a freaking CANNONBALL! Now, let's hurry up and eat this, BEFORE something ELSE happens!" / Episode Notes: Bubble Bass begins to actively LEARN about Bulma Briefs, in order to potentially use her OWN information against her in the future! Spongebob and Buhdeuce win and find an Immunity Pendant respectively, with Buhdeuce using his! Stimpy wins the Temple Run, and he takes Marlene to enjoy the Reward with him! Featured songs in this episode; Jefferson Airplane's "Volunteers"; the single version of The Beatles' "Revolution"; and The Rolling Stones "Wild Horses". Daggett Beaver and Pearl Krabs Barracuda are both eliminated in this episode! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. 18. Daggett Beaver. 17. Pearl Krabs Barracuda. Remaining Contestants: Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Taotie, Purple Parrots. Po, Purple Parrots. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Bulma Briefs, Purple Parrots. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Purple Parrots. Yakkity Yak, Purple Parrots. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: I've always felt bad about the way I handled most of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise". Even though the season went pretty well, I always wondered if I could've written some aspects of that season better. For instance, was it POSSIBLE for the whole facade of Bulma's personality able to be CRACKED, and could it be accomplished WITHOUT Captain Retro's help? I wanted to make a great effort to show that, yes; the other contestants COULD accomplish this on their own; and it makes me feel really great that I didn't have to rely on a crutch character to get the job done! Daggett may have let his anger get the better of him, but he PROVED that he wasn't going to let BULMA decide how HE was going to leave; he was going to make that decision himself, and ACHIEVE a moral victory, if nothing else! Pearl, simply had the BAD luck of BEING a whale, with a considerable amount of size, weight, and mass; and it simply worked against her. That's why they both got the shaft this time! It will be interesting to see what happens next time. Enough said, true believers!
  14. It's time to broaden our horizons, and venture into the wilderness of a brand new episode! / Sniz is standing on top of the Steps of Knowledge, and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Legends, with the number of teams whittled down to three, it was time for a change in game-play! Between the Green Monkeys, the Red Jaguars, and the Purple Parrots, only one team could claim a victory! Bulma, sensing a golden opportunity to get RID of Daggett, and prop up Bubble Bass in Daggett's place; she sought to PURPOSEFULLY make Daggett angry with Taotie! Sadly, her plan worked ALL too well! Meanwhile, Pearl was having troubles of her own, when her weight ended up hindering, more than helping the Red Jaguars! However, Daggett ended up having the last word as to HOW he would be eliminated, when he FORCED the rest of the Purple Parrots to play the Challenge Arena without him; this not only cost his team a win, but also negated Bulma's otherwise flawless plan! In the end, the Green Monkeys won, and Stimpy and Marlene got to enjoy the reward! At the Elimination Ceremony, it ended up being Daggett and Pearl who had to take the long mine cart ride, out of the game show! Now, we are down to 16 contestants, and their knowledge about nature is about to be put to the test! Who will soar like an eagle? Who will sink like a stone? And who will be as quick as TIGRESS?! Who am I kidding?! I seriously doubt ANYBODY can be quick as Tigress! But for the other questions, we will provide the answers on today's episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where a picture is always worth a 1,000 words!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows a montage of the remaining contestants, and their greatest experiences with the great out-doors, both from their own shows, and from their experiences on the Total Cartoon show; to the tune of Fleetwood Mac's "Everywhere"! / Christine McVie sings: "Can you hear me calling out your name? You know that I'm falling, and I don't know what to say. I'll speak a little louder, I'll even shout! You know that I'm proud and I can't get the words out! Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere. Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere. (Wanna be with you everywhere). Something's happening, happening to me. My friends say I'm acting peculiar. C'mon baby, we better make a start. You better make it soon before you break my heart. Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere. Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere. (Wanna be with you everywhere). (Instrumental Break) Can you hear me calling out your name? You know that I'm falling, and I don't know what to say. Come along baby, we better make a start. You better make it soon before you break my heart. Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere! Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere! Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere! Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere! (Wanna be with you everywhere)!" (Scats until the montage and song ends!) / "The Legend Of The Lost Binoculars of John Muir" / It is night-time, and the camera focuses in on Wally's and Future Rube's hotel room. Wally asks: "Rube, have you ever just taken the time to just look at the sky, or look somewhere far away?" Future Rube says: "Sometimes. Depending on the lighting, and what kind of event it is, I'll even take a picture with my camera!" Wally says: "Well, I was wondering more about looking at the stars. Before I was given genetic enhancements, my brother Gus and I used to look up at the stars all the time. We wondered if maybe, there were others out there; looking out from their planets, hoping to find somebody out there. It's strange, but I traveled across space, only to find the guy I most wanted to be with, was right here on Earth!" Future Rube says: "Well, to be fair, you DID need to spend some time traveling, before I was born!" Wally says: "True. I just hope that, when we DO finally get back together again, you'll be willing to go places with me. I have a feeling there are a lot of places we could discover together! I mean, Gus IS my brother; but it would be nice to have a soul-mate along for the ride!" Future Rube says: "As far as I'm concerned, you've got a first-class ticket preposition!" Wally says: "I'm glad to hear that! Do...do you suppose we could EVER have kids?" Future Rube asks: "Yours, or mine?" Wally says: "Well, it really doesn't matter. As long as I'd have a family to raise. I think that I'm pretty good with children. I AM very sociable, you know!" Future Rube says: "I've noticed that! Well, if it really doesn't matter to you; I suppose I want to have kids. Needless to say, neither of us are in a big rush! I just know my mom and dad would really appreciate it, to know that their family line will be prosperous in the future!" Wally says: "Rube, I'm sure ANYONE related to you, will be just as SWEET as you are!" Future Rube says: "I sure hope so! Because like The Beatles once sang; 'Tomorrow Never Knows'." Wally says: "Technically speaking, they never SAID those words in that song!" Future Rube says: "I'm surprised that you KNOW that!" Wally says: "I'm surprised that we HAD this conversation!" Future Rube says: "Fair enough!" (Confessional) Future Rube says: "On the one hand, it would be kind of hard traveling SO far away from my mother and my father. But, I feel like when I'm with Wally; I feel like I'll ALWAYS be safe; no matter WHAT happens! Even though he's SHORTER than me, he feels like a guy I can depend on, no matter what! And I want to be a guy that HE can depend on as well! Because THAT'S what I think love is; two creatures willing to do ANYTHING for each other; preferably legal and ethical, to prove their TRUE love for each other!" / Wally says: "Even though I was given genetic enhancements, I'm not sure if I WOULD be able to pass them down to any children that I might have. At least Rube has a chance to pass down HIS genes to a new generation! I just hope that in his time, a love like ours; wouldn't be JUDGED by anyone! It would simply be accepted, no questions asked! I'm not sure if I can legally QUOTE John Lennon, so I'll paraphrase by saying; visualize all the creatures, just enjoying all the time. They might claim that I'm wishful, but I know I'm not alone. I would really like others to be inspired by us; and the globe could be united!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, at the Purple Parrots' trailers, Yakkity Yak is having trouble sleeping! Yakkity says: "Oh, it's just no use! I feel SO guilty about eliminating Pearl! I mean, she WAS Bubble Bass' half-sister! And now, he's got to take care of Infant Rube all alone again! I mean, my grandma raised me, even if I wasn't always the easiest yak to raise; but I know she would've preferred it if she had help! I think I should go offer my services. Than I'd feel better about myself!" (Confessional) Yakkity says: "Up until now, I've never questioned ANY decision that Bulma made! I always trusted that she knew what was the BEST move to make! But now that I'm feeling guilt from something I've done; I'm not so sure anymore! Besides, being friends with Bulma; doesn't mean I can't be friends with somebody else!" (End Confessional) Yakkity goes over to Bubble Bass' trailer, and Yakkity knocks on the door, and Bubble Bass asks: "Who is it?" Yakkity says: "It's me; Yakkity Yak! I...know we really haven't got a chance to get to know each other better; but, I was wondering if you might want some help raising Infant Rube!" Bubble Bass opens the door, and he asks: "You...WANT to help me raise Infant Rube?" Yakkity sighs, and he says: "It's the least I can do! I...didn't think I WOULD feel so guilty about voting off Pearl..." Bubble Bass sputters, and he exclaims: "You VOTED off PEARL?!" Yakkity whispers: "Not so loud, you'll wake Infant Rube!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! Explain yourself now, and I'll yell later!" Yakkity says: "Well, to be fair, when Sniz SAID that a Red Jaguar had an Immunity Pendant, I had NO way of knowing which Red Jaguar it was! I just voted the way that Bulma TOLD me to vote, and I hoped for the best! If I had known BUHDEUCE had the Immunity Pendant, I would've voted for him!" Bubble Bass says: "You're not just joking, are you?" Yakkity says: "Trust me! If I WAS joking, I'd be the FIRST to let you know!" Bubble Bass says: "Fair enough. But you know, you don't HAVE to help me just because you're feeling guilty!" Yakkity says: "I know I don't HAVE to; I WANT to! There's a difference! Besides; I'm...not sure if Bulma COMPLETELY has the team's best interests at heart!" Bubble Bass says: "Join the club!" Yakkity asks: "There's a club?" Bubble Bass says: "Officially, not yet! But there soon WILL be! If you're on board, that will make things a lot easier! I need to organize a solid voting block with Po and Taotie! And with YOU on board; that will make things go REALLY smooth!" Yakkity says: "Even so; Bulma has ALWAYS been nice to me! I'm not SURE if I could just turn on her, like that!" Bubble Bass says: "Use your head! She's ONLY looking out for ONE person; and THAT'S herself! If she HAD to make a choice between YOU and herself to get to the Goddess Slot, she will ALWAYS pick herself first! And you can bet your button-up FUR on that!" Yakkity says: "I could, but I won't! I'll take your word for it! The question is, how are we going to do it?" Bubble Bass says: "Look, the ONLY reason she has LASTED as long as she has, is because she's ALWAYS made sure to get an Immunity Pendant when she NEEDS it, and help her team win challenges when she doesn't HAVE one! She PLANS on getting an Immunity Pendant today; so WE have to make sure she DOESN'T get one!" Yakkity says: "And what's the plan for that?" Bubble Bass says: "The EXACT same plan Bulma used to make SURE that AANG was eliminated! NEVER come up with a plan that can be COPIED, especially if you DON'T want someone else to use it against you!" Yakkity says: "Well, that DOES sound like a good plan! The question is, why would working for YOU be any better?" Bubble Bass says: "First off, I would NEVER consider you working FOR me; you'd be working WITH me! Second of all; unlike Bulma, I would NEVER try to hide my true intentions! Bulma might lie, but I always strive to be honest! And the truth is, I can't GUARANTEE that you'll make the team merge! The difference is, I'm WILLING to tell you that truth myself! And, the best chance YOU have, is to TRUST in your own skills! You HAVE the potential to be a legend, but only YOU can make that come true yourself!" Yakkity's eyes widen up, and lighten up brightly, and he asks: "Do you REALLY believe I can become a legend?" Bubble Bass says: "Hey, if it can happen to me; it has the potential to happen to ANYBODY!" Yakkity says: "All right! I'm in! I'll help take shifts raising Infant Rube, and we'll work TOGETHER to eliminate Bulma! That way, we won't have to worry about anymore blind-sides anymore!" Bubble Bass says: "Thank you, Yakkity! I always KNEW you were one of the GOOD guys!" Yakkity says: "And I'll definitely start PROVING it a lot more, from now on!" (Confessional) Yakkity says: "The sad part is, I KNOW Bubble Bass is probably right! Bulma could, might, and probably WOULD sacrifice me if it meant getting the Goddess slot, just to PROVE that she can! I...don't WANT to betray her! So if I'm REALLY her friend, she'll have to PROVE it not through WORDS, but by her actions! Because actions speak louder than words!" / Bubble Bass says: "I WAS worried about how the Purple Parrots WAS going to eliminate Bulma if Yakkity wasn't on board with the plan. But now that he is, I know we can commit to the plan with no problem! I just need Yakkity to keep an eye on her to make SURE she DOESN'T find the Immunity Pendant, while the rest of us search for it, so that we can find it, and keep Bulma for using it! ONLY than, can we secure her elimination!" (End Confessional) It is morning, and everyone's in the cafeteria, eating breakfast! Spongebob's looking around, as if trying to find someone! Sandy asks: "Who are you looking for?" Spongebob says: "You usually KNOW when Pearl is coming, because you can feel the GROUND shaking! But I haven't FELT Pearl, so I'm trying to see if I can SEE her!" Sandy winces, and she says: "Yeah. About that; we...MIGHT have voted her OFF at the last Elimination Ceremony!" Spongebob sputters, and he asks: "Well, why would you DO that?!" Sandy says: "Come on! You think I WANTED to? I HAD to! She was WEIGHING our team down; LITERALLY! Besides, Buhdeuce HAD the Immunity Pendant, so we couldn't vote HIM off!" Spongebob says: "Okay, FINE! Even so, I would REALLY appreciate it if you could KEEP any FUTURE eliminations of OUR friends to a minimum of say...none!" Sandy says: "You know I can't REALISTICALLY promise you THAT! Even WITH Pearl gone, that STILL leaves five contestants left from Spongebob Squarepants! Only FOUR will get a chance to win any prize money, and only TWO will get to be in the Final Challenge! And...if it's NOT me there, I want it to be you." Spongebob asks: "Why me?" Sandy says: "Because, the way these challenges have been going; I believe YOU have the best chance out of ALL of us to win this thing!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Wow! Sandy REALLY believes in me! I mean, I wish she didn't HAVE to eliminate Pearl, but she DOES still have a point! We can't ALL get to the Final Four even if we all WANT to! So...I suppose I can let Sandy make ONE more tough call. But otherwise, I want to keep us all together if at all possible!" / Sandy says: "Admitting that I voted off Pearl to SPONGEBOB?! Yeah, THAT hurt! But he WAS the one who DIDN'T want to have to make the hard call in the FIRST place! I put MYSELF in that position, so he WOULDN'T have to do it! And...I feel like the time may come when I'll have to make ANOTHER hard call! And...I'm not sure if I CAN vote off Larry! I can't BELIEVE I'm saying this, but I might have to vote MYSELF off, if the worst has to come!" (End Confessional) Stimpy and Marlene enter the cafeteria, and Keswick says: "Welcome back, fellow contestants!" Marlene says: "Thanks for the warm welcome! And you'll be happy to know that Stimpy's baked bean eating was kept to a low minimum!" Dudley says: "We should ALL be so lucky!" Stimpy says: "Well, that's why I took Marlene! I can ALWAYS depend on her to keep things stabilized in our team!" Buhdeuce says: "I'm glad you HAVE that kind of stabilization! But; we're coming to a point where there ARE no easy eliminations left! There's only 16 of us left!" Chameleon says: "There's only ONE choice! We HAVE to target the Purple Parrots, and BULMA!!" Bulma scoffs, and she says: "Good luck with THAT! I FEAR you are destined to FAIL!!" Taotie says: "You know what they ALWAYS say; PRIDE goes before the FALL!" Bulma says: "All I know is; YOU will fall before ME!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Now that I've had a break from the competition, I feel much more relaxed and able to focus on it! And...even if I don't win this season, I'd be happy if Marlene could! She is DEFINITELY winner material in MY books!" / Marlene says: "Out of all the zoo animals at the New York City Zoo, besides King Julien; I DEFINITELY had the most LEADERSHIP qualities of anyone! Not that I ever got to use them much; but they were, and still are always available if anybody WANTS them!" / Buhdeuce says: "I hate to say it; but Chameleon is right! We can't afford to play it SAFE anymore! We HAVE to target the Purple Parrots and Bulma; even if it means ONE of us gets eliminated in the process! The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few...or the one!" / Chameleon says: "I don't think Bulma will fall for 'The Old Switcheroo' trick again; so it's going to require SHEER skill to eliminate her THIS time! But working together, I KNOW we can all pull it off!" / Taotie says: "Bubble Bass has let me know, that he and Yakkity have formed a coalition to get RID of Bulma! It's about time! I'll get Po in on the action, and we can ALL eliminate her together!" / Bulma scoffs, and she says: "I WOULD be actually WORRIED about being ELIMINATED, if I THOUGHT anyone had an ACTUAL chance of doing it! But since I WILL inevitably FIND the Immunity Pendant FIRST; that chance IMMEDIATELY drops to ZERO!" (End Confessional) Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers, he says: "Attention Green Monkeys! At the last Elimination Ceremony, Daggett and Pearl were eliminated! Please proceed to the Moat, to find out about today's challenge! That is all!" Keswick says: "That's sad. Daggett was REALLY starting to get SMART, to!" Po says: "Don't worry about it, Keswick! If we all work together, we can avenge his loss! After all, there's FIFTEEN of us, and only ONE Bulma! She's NOT smart enough to beat ALL of us at the same time!" Keswick says: "The key phrase THERE; is 'At the same time'!" (Confessional) Po says: "Taotie tells me there's a solid plan to get rid of Bulma, and I'm all in on that! I don't know what will happen AFTER that; all I know for sure, is that the game will proceed a LOT more smoothly!" / Keswick says: "Well, this is the moment I've been dreading and simultaneously anticipating! The moment where I get to see, if my knowledge is better than Bulma's! She might have bested me once, but I will NOT let her get the best of me again! Either way, I have NOTHING to lose! I'll either be a hero, or a goat. And I have NO intention of being a goat!" (End Confessional) The contestants get suited up into their team colors, and head for the moat, only to find it FILLED with giant strawberries! Keswick says: "WOAH! Either somebody is a REALLY good gardener, or someone went a little CRAZY with C.R.I.S.P.R. Technology!" Johnny Krill says: "Trust me! If I planted and grew it, you WOULD be the first to know! I put 110% into EVERYTHING I do!" Sandy says: "Uh, 110% is mathematically impossible!" General Barracuda says: "Not if you're Mr. T, it isn't!" Larry says: "OOH, he's got you THERE, Sandy!" Sniz says: "Trust me! There's a REALLY good reason why the moat is filled with giant strawberries; and the strawberries TASTE like strawberries!" Marlene says: "Do the SCHNOZBERRIES taste like SCHNOZBERRIES?" Sniz says: "Well, yes. But that's NOT the point! The point is, today's challenge is going to be NATURE themed!" Bulma sarcastically says: "Oh, GREAT! ANOTHER challenge that INSULTS my overall intellect! You know that I'm WAY overqualified to be on this show! They haven't invented a trivia show YET that could stump me!" Buhdeuce says: "There's always a first time for everything!" Bulma scoffs, and she says: "I've already lost ONCE! If I'm going to LOSE again; it's NOT going to be against a DUMB-BUTT like you!" Wally says: "I'll REMIND you, it was 'Dumb-butts' like me, AND Chameleon, that permanently sent YOUR plans off the rails in season three!" Bulma says: "Maybe so; but unlike LIGHTNING, you will NOT strike in the same place twice; or MULTIPLE times for that matter!" Taotie asks: "I'm no expert, but DOES lightning strike multiple times in the same place?" Po sighs, and says: "Sadly, she's right! Because lightning is LITERALLY made of light; it moves SO fast, that what looks like ONE singular bolt of lightning hitting the ground to OUR eyes; is actually a BUNCH of bolts of lightning hitting for just the FEW seconds that we DO see a lightning bolt! It's the same principle for why the SOUND of lightning; thunder, doesn't reach our ears until AFTER we've seen the lightning bolt!" Bulma sarcastically claps her hands, and she says: "Congratulations on RECAPPING my PRE-SCHOOL science display that I made when I was THREE!" Future Rube says: "If you were REALLY smart; you'd be a LOT more humble about it!" Bulma asks: "Can I help it if I KNOW my own genius?" Marlene says: "ONCE would be NICE! But if warning you didn't stop you the LAST time; I highly doubt it WILL this time!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Unlike last time; Bulma can't USE Skipper as leverage for getting me out THIS time! I'd be personally HAPPY to be the one to send Bulma home!" / Buhdeuce says: "You know, I WAS going to go EASY on her on the Steps of Knowledge! But NOPE!! She HAD to use the 'D' word; so now the metaphorical kid gloves are OFF!!!!" / Wally says: "The last time I faced Bulma in competition, my friends and I had to take the LONG road to do it, because she had Zarbon at her disposal! This time, without him around, we can go STRAIGHT for the source! I don't know what will happen after that; but I'll cross that bridge once I come to it!" / Taotie says: "Wow! No WONDER it hurt so much when my electrical translation collar malfunctioned! It just goes to show you how fast nature can be!" / Po says: "As far as I know, the only thing faster than Tigress is LIGHTNING! She can't move faster than THAT yet; but she keeps trying! You definitely got to give her points for her persistence and determination!" / Bulma yawns, and she says: "The contestants are getting TIRED of MY genius AGAIN! Now where have I seen THAT before? Oh yeah! EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE, but replace the word 'Contestants' with 'People'! Why can't they just ACCEPT that I'm the smartest and be CONTENT with their mediocre I.Q.'s? It would make life for them a LOT more easier!" / Future Rube says: "In the future, we have a WORD for what she is! Technically, they have it now; but it's inappropriate NOW, and it will BE inappropriate than; so I can't and WON'T say it, for the sake of my parents!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Trust me! I am...VERY fascinated that you know so much about LIGHTNING! But today's challenge revolves around the great outdoors in general! And Olmec will tell us why! Olmec, what is today's legend?!" Olmec says: "Today's Legend, is The Legend Of The Lost Binoculars of John Muir!" Sniz says: "And because we're doing a nature challenge, what would be a BETTER way to celebrate it, than by going through Strawberry Fields?! Here, the strawberries grow SO big; you can LITERALLY step on them! And don't worry; after you finish stepping on them, we'll wash them thoroughly, and make DELICIOUS strawberry cheesecakes with them! You must cross the Moat by using the rope pulley system, and making sure to step on each strawberry in the path before you continue! Once everyone on your team has gotten across; you will ring your Gong Pedestal, in order to win a valuable Pendant of Life! Green Monkeys, you have one extra member that you need to sit out!" Keswick says: "I'm not much of a swinger; I need to sit this one out!" Wally says: "That's okay! I'll swing twice as fast for the BOTH of us!" Bulma opens up a lip-stick, and she says: "Do you HEAR that; Taotie?! Somebody thinks they are a BETTER swinger than YOU!" Bulma applies her lip-stick on her mouth, and she says: "Why don't you do your CLASSIC scheming thing and 'Handle' them like you ALWAYS do?" Taotie defiantly says: "NO!!!!" Bulma ANGRILY breaks her lip-stick in two, and she angrily says: "Like; WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!" Taotie says: "Oh, I'm SORRY! Was THAT too complicated for you? I'll TRY dumbing it down to YOUR level! DUH!!!!" Bulma says: "Po, Taotie is a THREAT!!!! Get RID of HIM!!!!" Po says: "Sorry, Bulma! I'm ON Taotie's side, now!" Bulma ACTUALLY panics, and she says: "Yakkity, take CARE of them!" Yakkity asks: "What's the magic word?" Bulma actually has to STRAIN her brain, and she says: "Oh, what's that word everyone ELSE always has to use?! Pu...pu...PUH...LEE...ASE!!!!" Yakkity asks: "Was it REALLY that hard to say?!" Bulma, over-dramatically coughs and exclaims: "YUCK!!!! P-tooey! P-tooey! P-tooey!" Yakkity scoffs, and he says: "Forget it! If you're going to act THAT childish over saying 'PLEASE', forget it!" Bulma looks up at Bubble Bass, and she says: "Et tu, Bubble Bass? Et tu?" Bubble Bass says: "Technically speaking; that would imply I was EVER on your side to BEGIN with! But, since I wasn't; you have NO one to blame for ALIENATING everybody else but yourself!" Bulma screams: "I have WORKED my fingers to the BONE to GET this FAR; and SUCK up the WORST aspects of my PERSONALITY, just so you would be willing to GIVE me the TIME of DAY!!!! After everything I've DONE for this TEAM; I DESERVE to GET THE GODDESS SLOT; and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!!" Bubble Bass sighs, and he seriously says: "Okay! That's it, Princess! The Fairy Tale is over!" Bubble Bass leans in, and yells: "WELCOME TO REAL LIFE! You want the Goddess Slot so badly? EARN IT! And SHOW some FREAKING Empathy for once!" Bulma angrily says: "YOU take that BACK!" Bubble Bass says: "No YOU; take that back!" Bulma says: "How DARE you; you INSOLENT PEASANT?! NOBODY talks to ME that way! Nobody! NOBODY!!!!" Her voice echoes: "NOBODY! Nobody! Nobody..." Bubble Bass says: "Well, what have we got here? Those flashing eyes, those fleshed cheeks, those trembling lips! You know something, Bulma? You are UGLY when you're ANGRY!" Bulma angrily says: "THAT does it! I am GOING to turn YOU into a--!" Po says: "PLEASE! Enough, is enough! I think Bulma knows where we all STAND on how we FEEL about the way she's treated everyone else in the past; now she knows what it feels like when SHE'S treated the same way! It doesn't feel so GOOD; does it?" Bulma says: "Oh, so you're ALL abandoning me? How do you plan on getting to the team merge WITHOUT ME?!!!" Taotie says: "We'll take our chances!" Bulma desperately says: "COME ON!!!! I'll make a DEAL!!!! EVERYONE has their PRICE!!!! I've got MONEY; LOTS of money! I'll pay TWICE what you COULD win! You'll NEVER get another offer that good!" Po says: "Has it ever occurred to you, that maybe the reason we're IN this thing, isn't even ABOUT the money, or about some magical 'Goddess Slot', or some IMAGINED happy feeling that you'll get by PROVING that you could GET to the 'Goddess Slot' WITHOUT cheating?!" Bulma says: "WHAT, than?! What's possibly be MORE important than THAT?!" Taotie says: "Making a friendship! A REAL friendship! A friendship I otherwise could've never had if I hadn't ABANDONED villainy, and found out what being a true friend was all about!" Bulma gasps, and she says: "You mean, you WEREN'T FAKING YOUR HEEL-FACE TURN THIS WHOLE TIME?!" Bubble Bass says: "Another miscalculation, I guess! Isn't that the EXACT same mistake you made with Chameleon? Well, it looks like you WERE right about one thing!" Bulma asks: "What's that?" Bubble Bass says: "Lightning can, and DOES strike more than once in the same place! The sad part is, you DIDN'T have to go OUT of your way to PROVE it to us! Unlike what you thought, WE already knew that!" And everyone except Yakkity turns away from her! Bulma is on the ground, and she reaches out for one of Yakkity's hands, and she cries and says: "Yakkity, I PROMISE; I WAS going to take you ALL of the WAY with ME!" Yakkity sighs, and he says: "I know deep down, you probably DO believe THAT was true!" Bulma cries, and she says: "PLEASE don't leave me! You HAVE to believe me! You're the ONLY friend I've EVER made on this entire show! There must be some WAY to PROVE that to you!" Yakkity sighs, and he says: "From what I know, there's only one way you COULD prove that!" Bulma says: "Tell me! Your friendship means EVERYTHING to me!" Yakkity says: "Vote yourself off, or QUIT! If YOU are able to PROVE that you can sacrifice YOUR ambitions for me, that will PROVE you ARE telling the truth! Than, I can be friends with you!" And Yakkity walks away! And Bulma lowers her head in anguish! (Confessional) Bulma sobs, and she says: "It's SO unfair, and it's ALL my fault! I thought being humiliated in season three was BAD; but, I never thought I would have to keep paying for what might be my GREATEST failure for so LONG after that! Or that it would CAUSE my ONE friend to turn away from me! I guess it's true what some people say; you NEVER see it coming, when the WORLD caves in on you! I can't leave as a villain, not again! I thought I needed to get to the Goddess Slot by NOT cheating in order to prove my greatness! But now; only one thing matters to me! I HAVE to prove to Yakkity, that his friendship really DOES mean that much to me! Even if everyone else can't truly forgive me for the messes I made; I HAVE to make things right, for the one TRUE friend I ever made!" / Yakkity sighs, and he says: "Neptune, I don't know if you can hear me; or if you're even there. I don't know if you would listen to a Yak's prayer. Please help Bulma find her way to being the best version of herself! I need to know that her friendship with me, WAS and IS for real!" / Po says: "Coming on down hard on Bulma like that? Yeah, that hurt! But after everything she DID in season three; getting others to do her dirty deeds for her just because SHE didn't have the NERVE to do it herself? As far as I'm concerned, she GOT what SHE deserved!" / Bubble Bass says: "It...was a tough call to make. I mean, I think the only reason I GOT all the way to the Final Two on Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back, is because I was able to recognize early on, that being anti-social would not get me very far! And because I recognized it, and made an HONEST attempt to become a better guy, I was able to receive a Karmic reward! But Bulma; she had ALL of season three to realize her HORRIBLE mistakes, she NEVER made ANY attempt to correct herself or to EVER admit she was wrong; and she did it ALL just to get her hands on some Clean Slate, to ERASE an embarrassing but rather insignificant bit of history about herself! Well, after all the trouble she went through to do that; I have to wonder, was it worth it, Bulma Briefs?" / Taotie says: "Man, you don't know how long I've WAITED to be on the OPPOSITE end of THAT scenario! It felt so GOOD to FINALLY be in the right, for once! I guess what Po said IS true! Good FEELS good!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda groans, and he says: "Well, are we GOING to do the Moat Challenge or NOT?!" Bulma sighs, and she says: "Oh, this is SO gonna SUCK!!!!" Bulma gets up, and she says: "Yes, we ARE going to do the Moat Challenge, and, I guess I'll go first for the Purple Parrots, because I have something that I NEED to prove!" And everyone gasps in shock! (Confessional) Taotie says: "Something that she NEEDS to prove? Now this, I've got to see!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Very well! To get you in the mood for this challenge, you will cross to the tune of The Beatles' Strawberry Fields Forever! Is everybody ready?" Bulma gulps nervously, and she says: "As ready as I'll EVER be!" Sniz says: "On your marks, get set, GO!" / During the montage, Bulma keeps PURPOSEFULLY slipping, tripping, and generally making an utter FOOL of herself trying to cross, and making SURE that Yakkity sees EVERYTHING she is doing, while everyone else continues with relatively no problem! / The Beatles sing: "Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about! Strawberry Fields forever! Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out. It doesn't matter much to me. Let me take you down, cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields! Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about! Strawberry Fields forever! No one I think is in my tree. I mean, it must be high or low. That is you can't, you know, tune in but it's all right. That is, I think it's not too bad. Let me take you down, cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields! Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about! Strawberry Fields forever! Always know, sometimes, think it's me. But you know, I know when it's a dream. I think a 'No,' I mean, a 'Yes', but it's all wrong. That is, I think I disagree. Let me take you down, cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields! Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about! Strawberry Fields forever. Strawberry Fields forever. Strawberry Fields forever! (Instrumental Solo, song fades out, only to fade back in). Cranberry sauce." / And the song ends as the challenge ends, as the Red Jaguars are the FIRST to finish crossing! Sniz says: "And it's over! The Red Jaguars have won their first Pendant of Life! Everyone else will have to try to win one during the Steps of Knowledge!" Keswick says: "Well, I sure hope Bulma's BRAINS are BETTER than her complete LACK of athletic skills, otherwise; the Purple Parrots DON'T stand a chance!" Bulma groans, winces, and she says: "Today, is SO not going to get any better for me, is it?" Bubble Bass says: "Well, I would SAY that it WOULD; but realistically, probably NOT!" Bulma says: "I'll give you points for honesty!" Sniz says: "We got to get Bulma dried up. But we'll be right back for MORE Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!
  15. Only one team can win today! Find out who it will be in the second and final half of this episode! / After the commercials end, the contestants are beginning to gather at the Steps of Knowledge! Daggett says: "Okay, new rule! From now on, WE should be able to volunteer who goes with WHOM during the Moat Crossing Challenges! I don't want to get STUCK with THUNDER Gut and his side-kick, PORK BUTT!!!!" Po says: "Hey! Lay off Taotie! What has HE ever done to you, or to anyone THIS season for THAT matter?!" Taotie says: "THANK YOU! SOMEONE'S actually been PAYING attention!" Bulma says: "Theoretically speaking, I suppose SOMEONE has to!" Taotie asks: "Do you EVER shut that MOUTH off?!" Bulma sputters, and she says: "For YOUR information, I think I've been relatively QUIET this season, and NOT always by choice! I would've been GLAD to offer you ideas on how to survive COUNTLESS challenges this season; I would've been THRILLED to give you MY advice! But NOPE! You made it perfectly CLEAR to me at the start of this season, that you WEREN'T willing to trust me!" Yakkity says: "I trust you!" Bubble Bass says: "Eh, the jury is still out; but Bulma DOES have a point! With all the physical activities SHE has put herself through this season, and all the times she was WILLING to take on the Steps of Knowledge for ALL of you; I would THINK she has proven herself ENOUGH to you! I would HOPE that you would already KNOW this, but TRUST is a two way street! After all, if you WANT the rest of the team to trust you; than you HAVE to be willing to trust the rest of your TEAM more! I mean, we ARE all in this team together; and it makes absolutely no sense for ANYONE to sabotage our efforts! It would only hurt US in the long run! So, what do you say, would you STOP treating Bulma like she's guilty of a crime that HASN'T even been committed? I think she has MORE than earned at least THAT by this point!" Po sighs, and he says: "All right! But she's STILL on thin ice! If she makes ONE slip-up, we're voting her OUT!" Bulma shrugs her shoulders, and she says: "Eh, I can live with that!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Surviving THIS challenge is EASY! I just need to exploit Daggett's Achilles Heel; his tendency to get angry at the drop of a hat! After this episode, I'll have relatively FEW problems getting myself to the Goddess slot! And why not? After all; I'm SO worth it!" / Daggett scoffs and he says: "Why does EVERYONE, including Bubble Bass and Bulma, get more respect than I do?! I've been working my TAIL off this whole time; than Bulma FINALLY decides to BE a team player, and now everyone is treating her as more of an asset than ME?! She may be sitting pretty now! But believe me; when her beauty INEVITABLY starts to fade, it will fade FAST!!!!" / Taotie says: "Look; the only reason THIS team has even kept Bulma ON as long as it has, is because she's actually USEFUL for the Steps of Knowledge! Otherwise, she would've been GONE on the first episode of this half-season! It's weird how Bulma works like that! She's JUST smug enough to BE annoying, but she's TOO smart to just be voted off, by actually BEING useful! Some women are SUCH cryptic creatures!" / Yakkity asks: "WHAT?! 'Cryptic'? Is THAT what he's calling it now?" / Bubble Bass says: "Look; the only reason I WANT the other contestants to trust Bulma, is because I need HER to trust me! After all, I can't very well get her to TALK about herself if the OTHER contestants don't at LEAST mildly trust her! When I play a game, I prefer to have ALL of the required knowledge about it before hand! After all, what better way to perform a speed run?" / Po says: "Honestly, I'm surprised Bulma has been WILLING to play this LONG game the way she has! I thought she would've grown SICK of this by day three, MINIMUM! But she's REALLY determined to get that Goddess slot! Do I think she will stop there? HARDLY! But, as long as I'm in this game; I'm going to do EVERYTHING I can to make her EARN that slot, the HARD way!" (End Confessional) Chameleon turns to Pearl, and he says: "You're NOT going to weigh our team down THIS time, are you?!" Pearl asks: "How could I POSSIBLY weigh you down?! If anything, with MY powerful feet; I can practically put MY John Hancock onto the buzzers on the Steps of Knowledge!" Dudley giggles and he says: "Revolution based humor! THAT'S actually pretty funny!" Sandy says: "Well, FUNNY doesn't get us a WIN in this challenge! We NEED contestants who actually KNOW a thing or 1776 about the American Revolution! Who's willing to do the Steps of Knowledge with me?" Pearl says: "Oh, I'll volunteer! Just to PROVE to Buhdeuce that I'm FAR more capable of KNOWLEDGE than HE is!" Buhdeuce scoffs, and he says: "It would serve you right if you got EVERY question WRONG!" Larry says: "But that would keep us from WINNING this challenge!" Buhdeuce sighs, and he says: "FINE! MOST of the questions wrong!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "SEE?! Unlike SOME contestants, I can be reasonable!" / Pearl scoffs, and she says: "If Buhdeuce THINKS he can outlast me, he is SO wrong! I'll put this challenge away SO fast; it won't EVEN be FUNNY!" / Sandy says: "I HAVE to be at least ONE of the contestants doing the Steps of Knowledge! HELLO! I'm PRACTICALLY the only SANE contestant that the Red Jaguars have LEFT! SOMEONE needs to keep this ship in tip-top shape!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "If the other teams are going to put up THEIR best, we better do the same! Future Rube, how are you at trivia challenges?" Future Rube says: "Well, I AM pretty good; but I AM from the future! I'm not sure if I've found out any KNOWLEDGE about this challenge, that Olmec doesn't know about!" Spongebob says: "Fair enough. Keswick; you were pretty smart the last time you performed the Steps of Knowledge. Do you want to do the Steps of Knowledge with me?" Keswick says: "Well, I'm probably OVER qualified for the task; but with YOU, it should be fun!" (Confessional) Future Rube says: "That's the hardest part about being BACK in this time! I'm unable to tell anyone about MY time, because doing so might very well ALTER my time! You just never know what might cause a "Butterfly Effect". Even so, I REFUSE to jinx anything!" / Spongebob says: "At this point in the game, I don't think I'll be able to play with kid gloves anymore; whatever THAT means! Sandy probably won't like it, but I WON'T be holding any of my knowledge back! I'm SURE she feels the same way!" / Keswick says: "Spongebob is DEFINITELY taking this season far more seriously than any other season he's competed in, but at least he's STILL kind, decent, and honest about the whole thing! Usually, you have to pay EXTRA for that!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda arrives, playing a flute version of "Yankee Doodle Dandy," while dressed up as an American Revolutionary Patriot! Marlene asks: "Do you get PAID extra to dress up like that?!" General Barracuda says: "As a matter of fact, I DO! Jealous?!" Marlene THINKS about it, and she says: "Not really! I'd save MY dressing up for a MOVIE! More people would see me that way!" General Barracuda says: "Well, be that as it may; one of the FOUNDING Fathers of the United States is here! Please give it up for George SNIZ-ington! I can't BELIEVE I just HAD to say that!" Sniz arrives, wearing a wig of George Washington's hair, and Sniz says: "Just so long as you said it, that's all that matters! Now, it's time to find out WHO is confidant about their knowledge concerning the American Revolution!" Bulma says: "Eh, I can't win an Immunity Pendant anyways; but I don't think Taotie and DAGGETT will have any PROBLEM with this challenge!" Yakkity whispers in Bulma's ear: "Are you SURE that's a good idea?! I DON'T think they have ALL of their marbles; and they DO have a difficulty of being UNABLE to control their temper!" Bulma says: "That's EXACTLY what I'm counting on!" (Confessional) Yakkity says: "OH! She's GOOD!" / Bulma opens up a bag of popcorn, and she says: "I am SO going to ENJOY this!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Taotie and Daggett will go for the Purple Parrots! Green Monkeys?" Spongebob says: "Keswick and I will volunteer for this challenge!" Sandy asks: "Are you SERIOUS?! Since when were YOU a history buff!" Spongebob says: "Come on! I think having a 23 year running show is quite a BIT of history in itself! Besides, you're NOT the only member of OUR family who can be SMART, you know!" Sandy says: "I never SAID that I WAS!" Sandy sighs, and she says: "I can't compete against Spongebob! Larry, YOU and Pearl do the Steps of Knowledge!" Larry says: "All right, than! We'll do our best!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Showing up and potentially HUMILIATING Spongebob during a Steps of Knowledge Challenge? HARD PASS!!!!" / Larry says: "I never thought I would EVER see the DAY when Sandy would turn down the Steps of Knowledge! You think you KNOW a squirrel!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! The volunteers have been selected! Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars, if either of you get down the Steps of Knowledge first, you will receive a valuable Immunity Pendant! Otherwise, the Purple Parrots will receive a Pendant of Life that THEY need for the Temple Run! Now, it's time to listen to Olmec, and find out more about this legend! The Legend Of The Lost Lantern From the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere! The actual event, not the poem, just for the record!" Olmec says: "Prior to 1775, the people who lived in the American Colonies; considered themselves British citizens. However, after Great Britain won the Seven Years War in 1763; in order to pay for the losses they accumulated during that war; they began to tax the American Colonists! The Stamp Act of 1765, The Townshend Acts of 1767, and the Tea Act of 1773, were all cited as examples of 'Taxation Without Representation'. These acts eventually culminated in the Boston Massacre of 1770, and the Boston Tea Party of 1773, as signs of protests against the acts! Eventually, this led to the creation of a Continental Congress! At the second Convention of Virginia; on March 23, 1775; Patrick Henry had the following to say!" A man sounding like Harrison Ford says: "I know not what course others may; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!" Olmec says: "As it turns out, Patrick Henry didn't have long to wait for action to unfold. On April 18, 1775, between 9 P.M. and 10 P.M., fellow patriot Joseph Warren, warned Minutemen Paul Revere and William Dawes, that King George III's troops were about to embark in boats from Boston, bound from Cambridge, and the road to Lexington and Concord. Prior to the night, Paul Revere alerted Robert Newman, the officer of the North Church in Boston, to send a signal by lantern to alert colonists in Charlestown, Massachusetts to warn of the route the British were going to invade! 'One if by land, two if by sea!' That night, TWO lanterns were lit, signaling the intention of the British, to invade by the Charles River! After safely crossing the river himself, Paul Revere rode through the present day towns of Somerville; Medford, Massachusetts; and Arlington, Massachusetts; Paul Revere warned fellow patriots about the upcoming attack, and as many as 40 other riders delivered warnings of there own! Contrary to popular belief, Paul Revere did NOT utter the phrase 'The British Are Coming', as his message needed to be delivered in secret! Although Paul Revere got most of the credit, the actions of he, William Dawes, and Samuel Prescott successfully alerted the Colonists to the attacks, and the American Revolution was born! One of the lanterns from that night, remains in North Church! But the other lantern was lost, until it found it's way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the Lost Lantern, and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Where can the Lost Lantern from the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere be found?" Olmec says: "The Lost Lantern can be found in the Dark Forest!" Sniz says: "All right! You know the drill, so I'll let you get right to it! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec asks: "What war did Great Britain win, that indirectly led to the various acts of taxing the American Colonies?" Spongebob rings in and answers: "The Seven Years War in 1763!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Pearl says: "Sheesh! Spongebob IS fast!" Buhdeuce says: "All I'll say is that, my speed REALLY could've beaten HIS!" Olmec asks: "What Act was passed in 1765?" Daggett rings in and Bulma says: "Don't BLOW this one for US, Daggett!" Daggett yells: "I WILL NOT!!!!" Olmec says: "Sorry, that is incorrect!" Larry rings in, and Pearl answers: "The Stamp Act!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Daggett yells: "You LITTLE C--!" Bulma says: "Uh-uh-uh; Norbert's KIDS might be watching you!" Daggett breathes and says: "...Creep! YOU did that on PURPOSE!!!!" Bulma says: "I just call them like I see them! And considering what I've seen, you're REALLY not much to look at!" And Daggett just scowls angrily! Olmec asks: "What Acts were passed in 1767?" Spongebob rings in, and Keswick says: "The Townshend Acts!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Bulma says: "I bet you were REALLY wishing that you trusted me sooner! You guys just can't WIN without me!" Taotie yells: "OH, we CAN'T; HUH?! We'll SHOW you!!" Po says: "Don't DO it, Taotie! You're PLAYING right into Bulma's HANDS!" Taotie yells: "I DON'T CARE! I'm TEACHING her on PRINCIPLE!!!!" And Bulma quietly chuckles as she begins to eat the popcorn from her bag! Olmec asks: "What occurred in 1770?" Taotie rings in, and he says: "The shot heard round the world!" Olmec says: "Sorry, that is not the answer I was looking for." Larry rings in, and Pearl answers: "The Boston Massacre!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" Taotie says: "COME ON! I had THAT answer dead to rights!" Bulma says: "You have to ONLY listen to information WITHIN Olmec's exposition! Didn't you ever WATCH the actual show?!" Daggett says: "Come ON; get the next one RIGHT already!" Taotie says: "Don't boss ME around; you're not the BOSS of me!" Daggett ruefully says: "Of COURSE I'm not; because Bulma is already doing that FOR you!" Taotie says: "In your DREAMS; you FREAKY little SHREW!" Daggett screams: "THAT DOES IT!!!!" And he engages Taotie in a "Big Ball of Violence!" Bulma laughs with glee, and she says: "I haven't had THIS much fun since I watched Barack Obama first take office on January 20, 2009!" Bubble Bass asks: "You're ENJOYING their senseless violence; aren't you?" Bulma says: "ONLY a lot! I'm not a fighter, so I have to live VICARIOUSLY through whatever I watch!" Bubble Bass says: "I'll give you points for honesty!" Olmec asks: "What took place in 1773?" Spongebob rings in and Keswick answers: "The Boston Tea Party!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "Congratulations, Green Monkeys! You've won an Immunity Pendant! Which one of you is going to keep it?" Keswick says: "Well, I don't think I could've answered if Spongebob hadn't rung in for me. I'm going to give it to him!" Spongebob takes the Immunity Pendant, and he says: "Thank you, Keswick. I promise to use this Immunity Pendant WISELY!" Sniz says: "Red Jaguars, you'll have to look in the Challenge Arena for YOUR Immunity Pendant, and will YOU two stop FIGHTING already?! The challenge is OVER, already!" The "Big Ball of Violence" dissipates, and Taotie asks: "WHAT? OVER?!" Taotie turns to Daggett, and Taotie angrily screams: "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!" Daggett sputters, and he replies: "MY FAULT?!" Bulma says: "Well, DUH; you idiotic, moronic, stupid, imbecilic, chuckle-headed DOPE! I TOLD you that you would BLOW that challenge for us! Now, how are we SUPPOSED to win two Pendants NOW?" Daggett says: "How about from your BIG, FAT, MOUTH?!!!" Bulma actually LAUGHS at that, and she says: "That's ACTUALLY pretty funny, now! Sorry, but that trick ONLY works once on me; and you used UP your chance on season three, TWIT!" Daggett says: "Darn it!" Po says: "Bulma and I may not see eye to eye, but at LEAST she doesn't have SKEWED priorities like YOU do, Daggett! You are in SO much trouble if we lose!" Daggett's eyes narrow in horror, and he screams: "AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Confessional) Daggett face-palms himself, and he says: "Stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!! I can't BELIEVE I fell for the oldest TRICK in the book! All I HAD to do was to keep my temper, and NOT let anyone DISTRACT me! Now Bulma has LEVERAGE against me! How could I have POSSIBLY let her have THAT against me?! Maybe I SHOULD'VE kept Treeflower on after all!" / Taotie says: "Working for Bulma, MY foot! Does Daggett think I ENJOY having to tolerate Bulma's inflated sense of genius and superiority? Of COURSE not! But she can't keep UP her facade 24/7! She's BOUND to make a mistake sooner or later; and THAT'S when I'll make my move!" / Bulma says: "I'm not DELUDED! I know I can't POSSIBLY be mistake free ALL the time! I learned THAT lesson on Total Cartoon Global Cruise! What I HAVE learned, is how to make SURE, other contestants make BIGGER, WORSE mistakes than YOU do! Daggett fell for my ploy, just like I KNEW he would; and Taotie's SLIPPING off the sanity wagon! Now, all I need to do is to SEAL the deal, like I ALWAYS wanted to!" / Bubble Bass says: "So, Bulma ISN'T a fighter! I can use THAT knowledge to my advantage! The more Bulma TRUSTS me, the more her MOUTH will move; and the more LIKELY she'll say something that will TRIP her up!" / Po says: "Really, the way Bulma has been able to find herself ways to keep herself useful for THIS long, is NOTHING short of amazing; in a weird, SAD way!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay! It's time for the Challenge Arena! Thanks to the brave Minutemen who warned the American Colonists of the invading British troops, people from as far as 25 miles away from Boston, knew of the British troops movements, while the British were STILL unloading their boats in Cambridge! Therefore, your challenge, will be a proportionately scaled down version of the distance traveled. Riding horses made of sticks, because insurance ISN'T willing to pay for anyone getting thrown off an ACTUAL horse, you will be riding your horse an equivalent of 760 feet, or 1/8 of a mile! You will be carrying a lantern prop all the way, and you must deliver it LIT at the end of the track! Your goal is accomplish this task 25 times! Or, as many times as you can within 3 minutes! Remember, Green Monkeys; if you win the challenge arena, you will GET to do a Temple Run, and compete for a reward! That's right! Since this is a REVOLUTION themed challenge, you will get to go to a REAL Revolution era town! Johnny Krill, tell our lucky winner what they can win!" Johnny Krill says: "Our winner, and a guest of your choice, will get to go to an all-expenses paid trip to Boston, and enjoy ALL the complimentary Boston Baked Beans they can eat! Baked Beans, they're good for your heart! The more you eat, the more CENSORS will try to censor you if you even THINK of finishing that rhyme!" Stimpy says: "Marlene, if I win the Temple Run; will you go with me?" Marlene says: "Sure; but why?" Stimpy whispers: "Well, I need someone to keep my mind off of Ren; and, I also want someone to make sure I don't eat too MANY Baked Beans, and you have a very good head on your shoulders!" Marlene says: "True! All right; I'm in!" Yakkity turns to Daggett, and Yakkity says: "This is your LAST chance, Daggett! Don't FAIL us this time!" Daggett says: "Don't you THINK I'm aware of that?!" Bulma says: "It's REALLY hard to TELL with you! I can't tell where the beaver STARTS, and where the STUPID ends!" Daggett sarcastically says: "WOW! It must have taken you at least a WHOLE ten SECONDS to come up with THAT one!" Bulma says: "Which is STILL 29 seconds faster than any insult YOU could come up with!" Taotie says: "OOH, BURN!!!!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "I CLEARLY see the WRITING on the wall! Bulma and the others WANT to eliminate me no matter WHAT I do! Well, I guess it's time for a little protest of my own! I'm going to teach them a piece of history from India; Non-Violent Protest!" / Bulma says: "You know, I'd feel WORSE about eliminating Daggett...if it WASN'T so easy! But since it is, I'm NOT going to complain about it!" / Yakkity says: "One thing is for sure; with Daggett gone, our collective I.Q. levels can ONLY go up!" (End Confessional) Dudley looks at the fake horses made of sticks, and he asks: "Uh, does anybody know HOW much weight these wooden stick horses can support?" Sandy says: "Sure; why do you ask?" Dudley whispers: "Pearl!" Sandy's smile turns into a frown, and she says: "You MIGHT have a point! Pearl, would you MIND going LAST in this challenge?" Pearl says: "Sure; I guess so. But why?" Buhdeuce says: "Well, it's just that if the fake horse YOU'RE riding on breaks, at least we'll STILL have five other fake horses to work with!" Pearl angrily asks: "Is THAT true?!" Sandy says: "Come on! I wasn't going to SAY it, like THAT! Besides, I'm only thinking of YOUR safety! Do you think I WANT to have to vote you off? Of COURSE not! But I have to think about our WHOLE team! It's a double-edged sword!" Pearl calms down, and she says: "All right. I respect your decision about this challenge; but it doesn't necessarily mean I like it!" (Confessional) Pearl says: "It's times like these, you REALLY wish you had someone like Tigress to PUT everyone else in their place!" / Buhdeuce says: "I'm just playing by the rules! After all, it's completely the decision of SANDY and everyone else if they WANT to eliminate Pearl! I'm just helping them MAKE that decision WITH them! See how that works?" / Sandy sighs, and she says: "I can see now, why Stimpy TOLD me being a team leader was HARD work! You might get respect, but you also get hated and BLAMED whenever you have to make a hard decision everyone MIGHT not like! Oh, I REALLY wish I had an IMMUNITY Pendant right now!" / Buhdeuce smiles, and he says: "Speaking of Immunity Pendant..." Buhdeuce holds up the Red Jaguars Immunity Pendant, and he says: "Guess who just found his in the HORSESHOE bag?! I am SO good!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Everyone is ready! And because this is an equestrian based challenge, we'll play The Rolling Stones Wild Horses!" Po says: "That sounds cool! Let's really WIN this challenge!" Daggett says: "Win it YOURSELVES!" Bulma scoffs, and she says: "EXCUSE me?!" Daggett says: "It's become INCREASINGLY apparent to me, that I'm not WANTED around here! If you want Bubble Bass SO badly; you can HAVE him! But let's see how you FARE without my help!" Yakkity says: "But you'll be eliminated for SURE!" Daggett chuckles, and he says: "At least I'll be leaving on MY terms!" (Confessional) Bulma fumes in anger, and she says: "Oh, I HATE it when contestants find a way to have a MORAL victory!" / Daggett says: "Looks like the 'Master', didn't think of everything; DID she?!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Let's put six minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the challenge, the Purple Parrots are finding it HARD to compete the challenge with just FIVE of them working; and the Red Jaguars don't fare much better, as Pearl's fake wooden horse DOES break, and she is unable to help out much in the challenge; while the Green Monkeys take on the challenge no problem! / Mick Jagger sings: "Childhood living is easy to do. The things you wanted, I bought them for you. Graceless lady, you know who I am. You know I can't let you slide through my hands. Wild horses couldn't drag me away! Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away! I watched you suffer a dull aching pain. Now you decided to show me the same. No sweeping exits, or offstage lines could make me feel bitter, or treat you unkind. Wild horses couldn't drag me away! Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away! (Instrumental Break) I know I dreamed you a sin and a lie. I have my freedom, but I don't have much time. Faith has been broken, tears must be cried. Let's do some living after we die. Wild horses couldn't drag me away! Wild, wild horses, we'll ride them some day! Wild horses couldn't drag me away! Wild, wild horses, we'll ride them some day!" / And the song ends as the challenge ends! Sniz says: "The challenge is over! It's time to see how many lanterns each team delivered! The Purple Parrots delivered 1, 2, 4, 8 lanterns. The Red Jaguars delivered 1, 2, 4, 8, 10 lanterns. The Green Monkeys delivered 1, 2, 4, 8, 12, 14 lanterns! The Green Monkeys are going to the Temple! Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots, your fates will be decided soon! Now, it's time to choose who will do the Temple Run and compete for the award!" Marlene says: "I'll go first!" Stimpy says: "And I'll go second!" Sniz says: "Very well! Map will fill in the visual information, while Olmec tells us about the Temple!" Map says: "I'm on it, Sniz!" And Map's visual information fills in as Olmec narrates! Olmec says: "First, you must board the pirate ship! Spin the ship's wheel, and head over the palm trees! Press down on the right tree, and head up into the Painter's Study! Place the missing pieces of the painting in the right order, than climb down into Medusa's Lair! Place the snakes into Medusa, than head into the Arctic Chamber! Press on the right igloo brick, than head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, than head into the Emperor's Chamber! Smash the Clay Pots to find the key, and slide down into the Abandoned Mine Shaft! Smash through the Brick Wall, and head into the Dark Forest, where you can find the Lost Lantern from the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere! Pull on the right branch, than head through the Sandy Desert! Fill up the cactus with enough water, than head into the Spiritual Chamber! Push the right buttons, than head back through the Pit! Climb through the Sea Cave, and back to the Temple Entrance! The choices are yours, and yours alone! Good luck!" Sniz says: "All right! Remember, whoever gets back here in three minutes; they and a guest of their choice, will get an all-expenses paid trip to Boston! Let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / Marlene takes off, and Sniz narrates the action as she goes along! / Sniz says: "Marlene's boarded the pirate ship, and a Temple Guard right off the bat! She gives up her Pendant! She's spun the ship's wheel! Over the Palm Trees! She's got to find the right tree, and she's found it! Up into the Painter's Study! She's got to put the pieces of the painting together! She's done it! Down into Medusa's Lair! Another Temple Guard! Go Stimpy, go! On the Pirate Ship, across the palm trees, into the Painter's Study, and down into Medusa's Lair! He's got to put the snakes in her hair! He's done it! Into the Arctic Chamber! He's got to press on the right igloo brick to proceed! He's done it! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! It's Johnny Krill as a Temple Guard! He gives up his Pendant, and now he's grabbing the base, he's got the stomach and the head, and he's putting them together! He's done it! Into the Emperor's Chamber! He's smashing the clay pots, and he's found the key! Down he slides into the Abandoned Mine Shaft! He's got to break through the Stone Wall, and he's done it! He's in the Dark Forest! He's got the Lost Lantern! All the Temple Doors are open! Through the Sandy Desert, through the Spiritual Chamber, through the Pit, and he's climbing through the Sea Cave! Stimpy's made it to the entrance, with 15 seconds to spare! Congratulations, Stimpy! You've won an all-expenses paid trip to Boston! Who are you going to take with you?" Stimpy says: "I promised I'd take Marlene with me, and I'm keeping my promise!" Sniz says: "Very well. Green Monkeys, especially Stimpy and Marlene, you can enjoy yourselves! Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots, you'll need to attend tonight's Elimination Ceremony, where two more contestants will be eliminated!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "I just wanted to prove ONE thing; Bulma DOESN'T control EVERY aspect of this game, especially NOT the free will of other contestants!" / Bulma says: "Well, Daggett MIGHT have decided to be DIFFICULT about it, but at LEAST he WILL be leaving!" / Pearl moans, and she says: "Oh, MAN! I HATE it that Buhdeuce was right! How is THAT possible?!" / Buhdeuce says: "NEVER underestimate ANYBODY based on your PAST impressions of them! You might not know EVERYTHING that they are capable of!" / Sandy sighs, and she says: "So much for hoping that the remaining representatives of Spongebob Squarepants could remain untouched until the team merge. And like it or not, I HAVE to keep my word! It's just the HONORABLE thing to do!" (End Confessional) The Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots are at the Elimination Ceremony! Sniz says: "Quite frankly, I don't understand why YOU two are here! You GOT new members on your team! I thought that would help you prevail against the Green Monkeys!" Taotie says: "Which only means we need to cut out the DEAD weight! Am I right?!" Larry says: "I'm SHOCKED that I actually AGREE with you!" Sniz says: "Anyways, you know the drill! Cast your votes! But be careful, Purple Parrots! One of the Red Jaguars MIGHT use an Immunity Pendant! With that being said, VOTE!" And everyone quickly makes their choices as to who should leave! Sniz says: "Voting is over, so it's time--." Buhdeuce says: "Hold it! Just to make SURE I've got EVERYONE'S attention, I've got the Immunity Pendant, and I WILL be playing it on myself!" Larry yells: "WHAT?! When did HE become 'Tigress GOOD'?!!!" Po asks: "Is THAT what you're calling it now?" Larry says: "For lack of a better term, yes!" Sniz says: "The Immunity Pendant is real, that means all votes cast for Buhdeuce will not count. Now, it's time to reveal, who is safe! Sandy, Larry, Obviously Buhdeuce; Taotie, Po, Dudley, Chameleon, Bubble Bass, Yakkity Yak!" It narrows down to Pearl, Daggett, and Bulma! Sniz says: "Contestants, we have ONE final Chocolate Pendant of Life left!" Pearl frowns apprehensively, Daggett scowls angrily at Bulma, and Bulma angrily scowls back at Daggett! Sniz says: "And I'm HONESTLY shocked, but it goes to BULMA!" Bulma says: "HA!!!! I KNEW I would beat you AGAIN!" Daggett says: "But a rather HOLLOW victory, isn't it? You LITERALLY had to get me angry, just to prove you were a better contestant than I was!" Bulma says: "So? It WORKED; didn't it?!" Daggett says: "Your plans CAN'T save you forever! Your day will come soon enough!" Pearl says: "And Sandy and Larry, you BETTER watch your backs! I don't think Buhdeuce has shown ALL of his tricks, yet!" Sniz says: "In any case, your bags are packed, so it's time to head for the Mine Cart of Shame!" Johnny says: "But with Pearl's weight, we'll have to use ALL the afterburner's on the Mine Cart!" Sniz says: "Fine! Than YOU make sure they all go off!" Daggett and Pearl put on their helmets, and strap themselves in the Mine Cart! Sniz asks: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" The Mine Cart warms up, juts forward a few inches, than quickly dies down! Johnny Krill asks: "WHAT?! What went wrong?!" Johnny inspects the back of the after-burners, and taps it in several places, but NOTHING happens! Johnny says: "Well, folks; it seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficul--." (BOOM!!!!) And the afterburners kick in AGAIN, burns OFF all of Johnny's clothes, and leaves him with a LIGHTLY charred look as the Mine Cart rockets through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz laughs and he says: "Ha, ha, HA! I guess 'Mad Dog Hoek' STRIKES again! We are now down to 16 contestants! The margin for error grows ever smaller! Who will be the next to slip up? Can Sandy and Larry stay in charge of the Red Jaguars? And can the Purple Parrots make a come-back from this? Find out on the next episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "From the land of the free, and the home of the brave!" / Stinger: Stimpy and Marlene are at a seafood restaurant in Boston Massachusetts, enjoying some clam chowder, and some albacore tuna! Stimpy says: "Marlene, don't you feel a little GUILTY that we're enjoying some seafood, despite the fact that some of their friends COME from the sea?" Marlene says: "Yeah, I hate myself for that! But most of it tastes just SO darn good! Besides, they can't COMPLAIN if they're not here!" Stimpy says: "I suppose THAT'S true! But, I can't help but get the feeling that you just tempted--." (SPLASH!!!!) Marlene yells: "What the HECK?!" Stimpy says: "It came from the ocean!" Stimpy and Marlene rush to the ocean, and they see that Daggett and Pearl have landed in their Mine Cart, in the Atlantic Ocean! Daggett yells: "Hey! Fancy seeing YOU two here!" Stimpy nervously says: "Yeah; it's REALLY funny about that!" Daggett says: "How about getting us a hand OUT of here?!" Marlene seriously says: "Daggett, you are a BEAVER! And Pearl is a WHALE! There is LITERALLY no one better qualified for getting out of this situation BUT you two!" Pearl says: "Hey! That's right! We could SWIM home!" Daggett says: "Could you let me hold on the back of you? I don't SWIM as fast as you?" Pearl asks: "Are you going to COMPLAIN if I don't?" Daggett bluntly says: "Well, yes." Pearl says: "Well, I'll do it. But only because you were HONEST about it!" And they swim away! Stimpy breathes a sigh of relief, and he says: "PHEW! Dodged a bullet THERE!" Marlene says: "Bullet, NOTHING! We dodged a freaking CANNONBALL! Now, let's hurry up and eat this, BEFORE something ELSE happens!" / Episode Notes: Bubble Bass begins to actively LEARN about Bulma Briefs, in order to potentially use her OWN information against her in the future! Spongebob and Buhdeuce win and find an Immunity Pendant respectively, with Buhdeuce using his! Stimpy wins the Temple Run, and he takes Marlene to enjoy the Reward with him! Featured songs in this episode; Jefferson Airplane's "Volunteers"; the single version of The Beatles' "Revolution"; and The Rolling Stones "Wild Horses". Daggett Beaver and Pearl Krabs Barracuda are both eliminated in this episode! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. 18. Daggett Beaver. 17. Pearl Krabs Barracuda. Remaining Contestants: Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Taotie, Purple Parrots. Po, Purple Parrots. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Bulma Briefs, Purple Parrots. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Purple Parrots. Yakkity Yak, Purple Parrots. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: I've always felt bad about the way I handled most of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise". Even though the season went pretty well, I always wondered if I could've written some aspects of that season better. For instance, was it POSSIBLE for the whole facade of Bulma's personality able to be CRACKED, and could it be accomplished WITHOUT Captain Retro's help? I wanted to make a great effort to show that, yes; the other contestants COULD accomplish this on their own; and it makes me feel really great that I didn't have to rely on a crutch character to get the job done! Daggett may have let his anger get the better of him, but he PROVED that he wasn't going to let BULMA decide how HE was going to leave; he was going to make that decision himself, and ACHIEVE a moral victory, if nothing else! Pearl, simply had the BAD luck of BEING a whale, with a considerable amount of size, weight, and mass; and it simply worked against her. That's why they both got the shaft this time! It will be interesting to see what happens next time. Enough said, true believers!
  16. It's a little early for Christmas, but I'll jump for joy anyways!
  17. Well, on August 7, I'm going to get to see Australian Pink Floyd (a Pink Floyd tribute band who comes FROM Australia, obviously), play at Vina Robles near Paso Robles, California! I figure it's probably the closest I'll ever get to seeing Pink Floyd unless SOMEONE invents time travel! But other than that, I'm content with going to the beach!
  18. With the teams down to three, the action will be heating up! Which team will emerge victorious on this episode?! Start finding out right now! / Sniz is standing in front of giant emblems of the Silver Snakes, the Blue Barracudas, and the Orange Iguanas! Sniz says: "Previously, on this half-season of Total Cartoon Legends, we have seen six teams duke it out against each other! Two of them, the Silver Snakes and the Blue Barracudas, were rather lousy! After a necessary team shake-up, they both became the Purple Parrots and the Orange Iguanas. But in the last episode, one team played their last! Fee's lack of interest in knowledge, and trying to PROVE that she could do a physical challenge ALL by herself, not only proved to be her OWN undoing, but Harvey Beaks' undoing as well! Feeling bad for trying to teach Fee a lesson in tough love, when Harvey found out that Fee WAS going to get eliminated; Harvey decided that he couldn't continue the game without her, and he quit so that he could be with her! Now THAT'S commitment! With the Orange Iguanas no more, Chameleon and Dudley were enlisted to join the Red Jaguars, and Bubble Bass was enlisted to join the Purple Parrots! Now, we are down to three teams, and 18 contestants! Needless to say, the game that has been played so far, is going to see a MAJOR shake-up starting today! Has Daggett recovered from his injury last time? How will our former Orange Iguanas fare in their new teams? And, is Fondue EVER going to finish his Community Service and join me in this half-season?!" Johnny Krill says: "I sure hope so!" Sniz says: "Well, in any case, find out the answers to the OTHER questions, on today's PATRIOTIC episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "The revolution will NOT be vilified!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows the best challenge victories of the Green Monkeys, the Red Jaguars, and the Purple Parrots; to the tune of Jefferson Airplane's "Volunteers"! / Jefferson Airplane sings: "Look what's happening out in the streets, got a revolution! Got to revolution! Hey I'm dancing down the streets! Got a revolution, got to revolution! Ain't it amazing all the people I meet? Got a revolution, got to revolution! One generation got old, one generation got soul! This generation got no destination, got nothing to hold! Pick up the cry! Hey now, it's time for you and me, got a revolution! Got to revolution! Come on now, we're marching to the sea! Got a revolution, got to revolution! Who will take it from you? We will, and who are we; we are volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! (Instrumental Break) We are volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! Volunteers of America! Volunteers of America!" (Instrumental Finish as the montage ends!) / "The Legend Of The Lost Lantern From The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere!" / It is still night-time, and Dudley and Chameleon are checking out the Red Jaguar's hotel for the very first time! Dudley says: "So, THIS is how the other half has been living! It sure beats the trailers WE'VE had to make do with!" Pearl says: "Trust me, this hotel has PRACTICALLY got everything you need! It's got a pool and a spa; continental dinner, snack and soda vending machines! It has walk-in showers and television with at least 77 paid cable channels, and it even has Internet Access! You could practically LIVE in a hotel like this if you had to!" Chameleon says: "Well, we'll definitely make do with whatever time we get to have, as long as the two of us are in this competition! Thanks for keeping the two of us together!" Larry says: "No problem! I mean, Bubble Bass might ALSO be a champion, but that's PRECISELY why I didn't WANT to pick him! After all; do you know the old saying, 'Too many cooks spoil the broth'?" Buhdeuce says: "I do! It's practically a mantra Sway-Sway and I HAVE to live by, being Breadwinners and all!" Larry says: "Same thing with having more than one former champ on a team! It gets too competitive! This way, we get some new BLOOD into our team, and contestants with a HEALTHY variety of skills!" Dudley says: "Trust me! We appreciate the low-down on your place, but we want to know where OUR rooms will be!" Buhdeuce says: "You can have Heffer's old room. It's a big enough for BOTH of you!" Chameleon says: "That would be AWESOME! Would you show us the way?" Buhdeuce says: "It will be MY pleasure!" (Confessional) Pearl says: "While I haven't gotten the chance to hang out in my hotel much, helping Bubble Bass with Infant Rube and everything; I felt it was only right to help introduce our new team-mates to the accommodations! After all, SOMEBODY should be making use of them!" / Chameleon says: "I'll be honest! When our former team got dissolved, I was worried Dudley and I would be split up! But thankfully, Larry was KIND enough to keep us together! I feel like Karma is DEFINITELY on our side! Now, the REAL challenge starts! And that's seeing if Dudley and I can get to the Team Merge again! We'll certainly do our best!" / Larry says: "Look, the fact of the matter is; the Red Jaguars CAN'T just rely on the skills of contestants who come from Spongebob Squarepants! Our best chance for GETTING to the team merge, is to have a VARIETY of contestants! Dudley and Chameleon, should help balance our team! Not to mention, I'm sure Buhdeuce is happy! He no longer feels like on outsider in his OWN team!" / Buhdeuce fist-bumps, and he says: "Yes! I'm STILL in the game, and now, I have the CHANCE to FINALLY make a move! And the reason why I can do it now, is because I have the opportunity to get Dudley and Chameleon on MY side! Despite being good players; the different contestants that come FROM Spongebob Squarepants, DO have the tendency to NOT respect ANYONE who's NOT from that show! So, it seems like the ONLY way I'm going to GET that respect, is to EARN it! Physically, Pearl is the strongest, and I don't think she TRULY realizes it! If I'm going to get further in the game, she HAS to be the first one on our team to go! Maybe THAN, the Red Jaguars would FINALLY take notice of me! It's nothing personal! Like Otis Redding and Aretha Franklin both sang; 'All I'm asking, is for a little respect'!" (End Confessional) Bubble Bass' trailer, has been moved to be closer to the trailers of the Purple Parrots, and Bubble Bass' trailer is now painted purple, instead of orange! Bulma turns to Bubble Bass, and she asks: "So, Bubble Bass; now that you're on OUR team, how does it feel to FINALLY be able to have conversations WORTH talking about?!" Daggett yells: "What's THAT supposed to MEAN?!" Bulma mockingly says: "What's that supposed to mean?" Than Bulma SERIOUSLY says: "SERIOUSLY, that's what you SOUND like! Do you even LISTEN to yourself when you TALK?!" Taotie says: "I certainly do, ALL THE TIME, as a matter of fact!" Po says: "Come on! Let's not start a fight now! We're down to three teams now! And as such, it would be beneficial for us if we are ALL able to start this phase of these challenges, off on the right foot!" Bubble Bass says: "Fish don't HAVE feet, we have FINS! And Bulma, I would be VERY interested into HEARING what kinds of conversations you have in mind!" Po says: "Come on, Bubble Bass; you know what I meant!" Yakkity says: "And I QUITE agree that we should ALL be on the same page! I think all six of us have come too FAR in this game, to just let ourselves be eliminated now! So, from this challenge forward; as long as we're ALL Purple Parrots, let's work together to be the BEST possible version of the Purple Parrots team, we can possibly be! To the Purple Parrots!" Taotie says: "To the Purple Parrots!" Po says: "To the Purple Parrots!" Bubble Bass says: "To the Purple Parrots!" Bulma says: "To the Purple Parrots!" Daggett rolls his eyes, groans, and he says: "All right, to the Purple Parrots!" Bulma says: "Good! Now that we have THAT settled, I think it would be in our BEST interest if we WIN this upcoming challenge! We won't be able to WIN an Immunity Pendant, which means ANY of us could be vulnerable if we LOSE this challenge! I don't know about the REST of you, but I don't want to LOSE any of our own right at the START of this phase in the competition!" Taotie says: "I quite agree! We lose THIS challenge, we might be facing an uphill battle for the REST of this season!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "My foot may be feeling better, but I STILL don't like it, that Bulma had to bring in Bubble Bass into OUR team! He is a VISUAL reminder of one of the WORST moments of my LIFE; and I'm INCLUDING all 121 times Norbert HUMILIATED me, on The Angry Beavers in that equation!" / Bulma says: "To be quite honest, I've been looking FOR a valid reason to get RID of Daggett, and I THINK I've finally found one! After all, with Bubble Bass' knowledge on MY team; Daggett's so-called interest in knowledge, is completely OBSOLETE! Besides, he's the LEAST coordinated out of ALL of us, so it's not like we'd REALLY be losing a contestant!" / Po says: "It looks like Master Viper isn't the ONLY one who is sensitive about NOT having feet!" / Bubble Bass says: "The only reason I'm INTERESTED in hearing Bulma talk, is because I want to know what her THOUGHT process is! After all, what BETTER way to be able to ELIMINATE someone, than to KNOW how they think, and turn it BACK around AGAINST them? Now, I'm not saying I definitely WILL eliminate Bulma; I just want to be PREPARED in case I legitimately HAVE to do it! After all, between the two of us, I'M the one who's actually BEEN a champion! Even so, I CAN'T afford to take it for granted! After all, NOBODY'S victory is a foregone conclusion, until AFTER the battle is over! Also, it would be QUITE interesting to see if I can become friends with Po and Yakkity. I'm not saying it will be quick, OR easy, but I will DEFINITELY make an attempt!" / Yakkity says: "I think everyone else on my team was REALLY inspired by my rousing speech! I guess being brave enough to tell my jokes, has translated into rallying others to feel the team spirit on our team! It can only help us do the best we can in these upcoming challenges!" / Taotie says: "All I know for sure is, if Bulma WANTS to eliminate Daggett, I won't HESITATE to help her do it! It's not because I even TRUST her; I just don't want Daggett's DEAD weight to keep dragging US down!" (End Confessional) It is morning, and everyone is in the cafeteria enjoying breakfast, when Spongebob and Sandy walk in! Future Rube says: "Spongebob, welcome back! Now that you're here, I can catch you up on what's happened!" Spongebob asks: "DID something happen?" Wally says: "Well, Future Rube heard from Bubble Bass, who heard from Pearl, that the Orange Iguanas, as a team, are no more!" Sandy says: "I THOUGHT it seemed a little emptier in the cafeteria today! Well, I still see a few former Orange Iguanas around." Stimpy says: "Yeah, but I think they've been shuffled into different teams now. All I know is, the Green Monkeys didn't get any new members." Marlene says: "To be precise, Bubble Bass is now on the Purple Parrots; Dudley and Chameleon are now on the Red Jaguars!" Sandy sputters, and she asks: "Well, who in the world made THAT decision?!" Larry says: "Come on! You say that like it's a BAD thing!" Sandy asks: "Why in the world WOULDN'T you want Bubble Bass to be on our team?!" Larry says: "Come on! The whole reason I did it, was because I was thinking of what YOU would do! I mean, he's a former champ, the same as I am! He would be a threat to BOTH you and me!" Sandy says: "Use your HEAD! If he had been on OUR team, we COULD'VE kept a better handle on him! How are we going to do THAT if he's ON a different team?!" Buhdeuce says: "I have an idea; you might not like it though!" Spongebob asks: "Why wouldn't Sandy like it?" Buhdeuce says: "Well, since Pearl IS helping take care of Infant Rube WITH Bubble Bass, it would be EASIEST for her to tell us about any potential weaknesses of Bubble Bass, as well as figure out a way to eliminate anyone on the Purple Parrots in order to keep HIM safe!" Keswick says: "Do you think Pearl is going to WANT to use her half-brother like that?! They're related by blood, partially!" Pearl says: "THANK YOU! Just because Mr. Krabs raised me, that does NOT mean I have ALL of his values! I WON'T do it!" Dudley says: "Than, what will the plan be if our team LOSES?" Sandy THINKS about it, and she says: "I don't HAVE a plan, because I don't know how you and Chameleon will work in our team, so, you'll have your trial run today. Impress me. Depending on everyone's skills on how well they do today; IF our team loses, THAN I will make my decision on WHO has to leave! I think leaving it up to YOUR own skills is a fair way to help keep you here!" Chameleon says: "I can't argue with that! I wouldn't know HOW to!" Spongebob says: "Just as long as you don't need ME to play a part in this strategy, than I can be FINE with that!" Sandy says: "You can relax, Spongebob! I plan to take care of everything!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "It seems the smaller the teams get, the more I end up missing...Lil and my kids! I...need to say that, because I don't want to SAY something else! It's like when I was with Ren, it was EASY for me to know how to feel, because having Ren around, made me feel like since HE was so angry, I never needed to be angry! But weirdly enough, not having him around, makes it harder for me to be happier! I guess there truly ARE some things money can't buy; and having someone who lets you FEEL like the best version of yourself, is one of them!" Stimpy sighs, and he says: "Maybe if Ren has been on good behavior, maybe I can petition for him to be moved into a LESS harsh prison. It's the LEAST I can do for him!" / Sandy says: "FIGURES! The one time I DECIDE to relax and let LARRY be in charge, he had to make a bone-headed decision, that DIDN'T include putting Bubble Bass in OUR team! Now that's he done that, are numbers have been divided three and three equally, between contestants who are, and AREN'T from Spongebob Squarepants! And as team leader, I can't AFFORD to be biased! Whoever doesn't pull their own weight, or messes up the worst; they will have to leave! It's nothing personal based on how I feel!" / Larry says: "Sandy would've WANTED Bubble Bass on our team? I think having Tigress on our team, might have rubbed off a bit TOO much on her!" / Buhdeuce says: "Well, so much for trying to convince Pearl to commit SABOTAGE and rack up penalty votes. I guess if our team loses, she will have to lose the HARD way, by me being better than her! No easy task, I might add! But than, it's more fun when it's a CHALLENGE anyways!" / Keswick says: "Look, I won't say that Treeflower was ALWAYS congenial, but I DO think she was fair! The reason that TUFF works as well as it does, is because we ALL have mutual respect and trust for one another! I want this team to function the same way, and coming up with BAD ideas like Buhdeuce's, is NOT the way to do it!" / Pearl says: "Bubble Bass and I could NEVER betray each other! It's kind of a common courtesy for family members to NOT betray each other!" / Spongebob says: "It DOES feel like the balance of power may be starting to shift, and NOT in the ways that EVERYONE anticipated it to!" (End Confessional) Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers, his voice says: "Attention contestants! At the last Elimination Ceremony, Fee was eliminated, and Harvey Beaks quit! As a result, the Orange Iguanas were dissolved as a team! Dudley and Chameleon are now on the Red Jaguars, Bubble Bass is now on the Purple Parrots! Please proceed immediately to the Moat to find out how the challenges will work from here on out! That is all!" Po says: "Well, it's the moment of truth! Time to find out which team will have their first victory in this new phase of the competition!" Taotie says: "Well, you DEFINITELY have more winning experience than I do! Just lead the way, and I will follow!" Bulma says: "I will do the leading, if you don't mind! I WAS voted most LIKELY to lead at my high school graduation class WHEN I turned 14!" Daggett asks: "Leading WHAT?! A group of people TRYING to be most annoying?! Because I THINK you've already won BRONZE, Silver, AND Gold in doing THAT!" Yakkity asks: "Who WON the gold?!" Bubble Bass says: "Uh, Daggett was being SARCASTIC!" Yakkity says: "OH!" (Confessional) Yakkity says: "Well, that's just GREAT! How was I SUPPOSED to know Daggett was being sarcastic?! I'm not a MIND reader, you know! Maybe if our team loses, maybe I should vote Daggett off! I mean, even TAOTIE is more congenial than Daggett is!" / Taotie says: "Look; I'm not saying that following Po IS going to get me the season win, but it's a FAR better plan than ANY I came up with when I was a villain!" / Bulma says: "You know, I WAS considering making Daggett PROVE himself in this competition! But NOPE!!!! He just HAD to open up his mouth! Bye-bye Daggett; HELLO Bubble Bass! At least HE knows knowledge when he SEES it!" / Bubble Bass says: "If there's one thing I've learned from my experience on Spongebob Squarepants, is that having too HIGH of an opinion of yourself; especially when it concerns your ego, NEVER turns out well! That's why I'm doing my best to keep my ego in check, especially when it concerns Bulma! Anywhere else; I would GLADLY work with her! But in this competition, it's anything LEGAL and ethical that goes!" (End Confessional) The contestants suit up into their team colors, and head for the Moat! Sniz says: "Welcome! We are now at the phase of the competition, where there are only THREE teams! Prior to today; two teams worked together with two other teams! But since we now have only three teams, that means that structure is now old news! Therefore, from this challenge on, until the team merge proper; it's every team for themselves! Therefore, the Moat Challenge will now work a little differently! From now on, you're no longer competing to join up with another team; you will be competing for a Pendant of Life, which you will need for the Temple Run! The Steps of Knowledge, are where you will either compete for an Immunity Pendant, or another Pendant of Life! If a team doesn't win a second Pendant, than we will have a Challenge Arena, to determine which team earns a second Pendant of Life! Only the team that scores two Pendants, will get to take a Temple Run! The other teams will have to face an Elimination Ceremony! So, until further notice, only ONE team will be safe from an Elimination Ceremony! Now, it's time to find out what today's challenge is! Olmec, tell us about today's challenge!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is the Legend Of the Lost Lantern From the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere!" Sniz says: "All right! A challenge relating to the American Revolution! And, one of the most iconic moments of the American Revolution, was George Washington crossing the Delaware River! While George almost CERTAINLY didn't make the pose that was depicted in the painting of that event, the fact remains that the crossing of the Delaware River was a key moment in Americans truly PROVING they were independent of Great Britain! So, you will be rowing boats of a more ACCURATE shape and size across the Moat! You will do so in groups of three! Once one group has gotten across, they will send their boat back on the over-head rope pulley system, to the other group. Once both groups on a team have gotten across, they must ring the Gong Pedestal! Remember, you are competing to win a Pendant of Life! Spongebob, Wally, and Future Rube will make up the first group for the Green Monkeys; Sandy, Buhdeuce, and Larry will make up the first group for the Red Jaguars; and Bubble Bass, Bulma, and Yakkity will make up the first group for the Purple Parrots. Everyone else will make up the second group! And to get you in the mood for crossing the Delaware River, we will be playing the single version of The Beatles Revolution!" Buhdeuce says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "All right! Let's see how our teams fare in this new set-up! Is everybody ready?!" Johnny Krill says: "Well, I'm pretty sure Spongebob is, but we'll see how he fares, anyways." Sniz says: "Right! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage, the first group of contestants from each team makes a rather good progress across the Moat. But during the second group of contestants, Pearl, Dudley and Chameleon are finding it HARD to make good progress due to Pearl's immense weight; and the same goes for Po, Taotie, and Daggett, due to Po's and Taotie's combined weights! / The Beatles sing: "You say you want a revolution! Well, you know; we all want to change the world. You tell me that it's evolution! Well, you know; we all want to change the world! But when you talk about destruction; don't you know that you can count me out? Don't you know it's gonna be; alright? Alright, alright! You say you got a real solution! Well, you know; we'd all love to see the plan! You ask me for a contribution! Well, you know; we're all doing what we can! But if you want money for people with minds that hate; all I can tell you is, brother; you have to wait! Don't you know it's gonna be; alright? Alright, alright! All! (Instrumental Break) You say you'll change the Constitution! Well, you know; we all want to change your head! You tell me it's the institution! Well, you know; you'd better free your mind instead! But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao; you ain't gonna make it with anyone, anyhow! Don't you know it's gonna be; alright? Alright, alright! Alright, alright! Alright, alright! Alright, alright! Alright, alright!" / And the song and montage ends as the Green Monkeys are the first team to get all their members across and ring their Gong Pedestal! Sniz says: "And just like that, the Green Monkeys have received their first Pendant of Life that they will need for the Temple Run! What's going to happen on the Steps of Knowledge?!" Sandy says: "I don't know, but I think Pearl BETTER start LOSING a few POUNDS before she EVER gets on another boat AGAIN!" Pearl says: "Just for the record; as a whale, I'm actually a NORMAL weight for my age and size!" Larry says: "Irrelevant if it STILL slows us down!" Buhdeuce says: "All I know is, I'm looking PRETTY good compared to YOU, right now!" Dudley says: "The sad part is, he's NOT wrong!" Sniz says: "We got to take a quick break! But when we come back, we'll find out who prevails in the Steps of Knowledge on this episode, of Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!
  19. This is what it would look like if flying through the rings in "Superman 64" was ACTUALLY fun!
  20. I've got a long re-run, so I'll just get right to it! / Sniz is standing on top of the Steps Of Knowledge, and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Legends, we were down to 22 contestants. Desperate to even the odds in their favor, Daggett DELIBERATELY decided to make Treeflower, the target of the Purple Parrots' antagonism! Not only that, it actually WORKED! However, Treeflower eventually realized, much like Tigress; that winning wasn't worth it, if she lost all of her respect in the process. In order to prove herself to her team, she decided to give Spongebob BACK the Immunity Pendant he gave her, and allow him to answer all the questions during the challenge about Leonardo Da Vinci! Gerald was SO confidant Treeflower wouldn't follow through on HER end of the deal, that he made a bet to vote himself off, if Treeflower lost her cool! To EVERYONE'S surprise, especially Gerald, she DIDN'T! The Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots won the challenge, with Harvey, Fee, and Chameleon sharing the reward; while both Treeflower and Gerald ended exiting out of the Mine Shaft, after having to face the Elimination Ceremony. Now, we are down to 20 contestants. And while we have four mighty teams, they will soon be diminished to three. One team is about to have their final day in the sun, as this challenge will LITERALLY join one team's contestants, with the others! Who will link the rails, and who will have to ride off into the sunset? Find out for yourself on this globe-linking episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Train leaving on track five, for Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows a montage of all the remaining contestants, and all of the action that they have faced so far during this season, to the tune of Kylie Minogue's version of "Locomotion!" / Kylie Minogue sings: "Everybody's doing a brand new dance now! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now! Come on, baby, do the loco-motion! My little baby sister can do it with ease! It's easier than learning your ABC's! So come on, come on; do the locomotion with me! You gotta swing your hips now! Come on, baby; jump up, jump back! Oh well, I think you got the knack; oh! Now that you can do it, let's make a chain now! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Chug-a chug-a motion like a railway train now! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Do it nice and easy now, don't lose control! A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul! So come on, come on; do the locomotion with me! The locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! Move around the floor in a locomotion! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Do it holding hands, if you got the notion! Come on, baby, do the loco-motion! There's never been a dance that's so easy to do! It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue! So come on, come on, do the locomotion with me! You gotta swing your hips now! Come on, baby; jump up, jump back! Oh well, I think you got the knack; oh! Do the loco, do the loco, do the loco, the locomotion! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Do the loco, do the loco, do the loco, the locomotion! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Do it nice and easy now, don't lose control! A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul! So come on, come on, do the locomotion! Come on, come on, do the locomotion! Come on, come on, Do the locomotion with me! Come on, come on; the loco-motion! Come on, come on; The locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on, come on, come on!" / And the montage and song ends! / "The Legend Of The Golden Spike of the Transcontinental Railroad!" / It is still night-time. The camera shifts to inside the hotel being shared by the remaining Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars, and it shifts into the room being shared by Wally and Future Rube. Wally is giving Future Rube a nice, relaxing massage! Future Rube says: "You know Wally, before I met you, I never would've thought that it was possible that RECEIVING love, could feel as good as giving it! But you constantly find ways to SURPRISE me! I mean, you're like the best aspects of pop musicians Prince and Sting, rolled into one!" Wally says: "You think THAT'S amazing? What's really amazing, is that I've never had an opportunity to use ANYTHING of what I've done with you, with anyone else before!" Future Rube asks: "Seriously?! From what I've felt from YOUR experience, I would've guessed that you were a master!" Wally says: "When I'm with you, I FEEL like a master!" Future Rube says: "I suppose than, that my decision to come to the past was the right decision after all. I mean, if I HADN'T; you might have never found someone like ME, to share your LOVE with; and I never would've FOUND the one guy who constantly finds ways to AMAZE me, while also being nice!" Wally says: "What can I say? I guess I'm just trying to make up for the time we'll be apart! It might have been, and will be a short trip for you; but it's going to be a long wait for me! I guess I just want to give you something to REMEMBER me by!" Future Rube says: "You don't need to WORRY about that, you already HAVE, as far as I'm concerned! From now on, everything else is just ICING on the CAKE!" Wally asks: "Ooh, what KIND of cake?!" Future Rube says: "Who cares?! It's CAKE!!!!" Wally says: "True enough!" Future Rube says: "Okay! I think that's enough for one night! I think we ought to get some rest! After all; I'm pretty sure we're going to have a challenge soon!" Wally sighs contentedly, and he says: "Speaking of, our team numbers ARE getting pretty small. You think something might happen soon?" Future Rube says: "Now that you mention it, I think you're right! I mean, with the numbers we currently HAVE, Sniz is probably thinking FOUR teams might be too many! Depending on what the next challenge is, one team might find themselves absorbed into the other ones!" Wally asks: "You don't think it will be OUR team, do you, Rube?" Future Rube says: "I highly doubt it. After all, we STILL have six members! Every other team has less than us! If any team gets dissolved, it will either be the Orange Iguanas or the Purple Parrots. That being said, it all depends on how good, or bad, each contestant does within their teams. After all, I don't have any idea on what's going to happen, anymore than you do. All we can do is try our best, and stay in the game together for as long as we can!" Wally says: "As far as I'm concerned, getting to stay in the game with YOU; that is a GREAT reward as far as I'm concerned!" Future Rube says: "And likewise, I think the same thing about YOU!" Wally looks out the window, and he SEES Bulma sneaking her way to the Confessional! Wally says: "Speaking of THINKING; why do YOU think Bulma is sneaking off to use the Confessional THIS late?!" Future Rube THINKS about it, and he sighs, and says: "There can be only ONE explanation; Bulma FOUND an Immunity Pendant for the Purple Parrots during the last challenge!" Wally asks: "How do you THINK she found it?!" Future Rube says: "Does it matter? If Bulma HAS an Immunity Pendant, that's going to put ANY team that gets put up with the Purple Parrots at a disadvantage! Bulma can keep herself safe, but since we can't get an Immunity Pendant until the next challenge, we can't AFFORD to be placed with the Purple Parrots!" Wally asks: "So, what do you think we should do?" Future Rube says: "We'll have to try and get teamed up with the Red Jaguars! That will be our best bet for keeping out of trouble! After all, with their numbers down to four, they will WANT to keep themselves safe from the Purple Parrots, just as much as WE will!" Wally says: "Good call!" (Confessional) Bulma smiles, and pulls out the Purple Parrots Immunity Pendant! Bulma says: "It took some digging around, but I found MY Immunity Pendant, hidden in the basket where all the food props were being stored! Now, the only question remaining is; which team should I target? Even for a genius such as myself, it's not an easy call to make! But I feel that the EASIEST targets would be Harvey and Fee! If our team targets Fee, there's no WAY Harvey would be able to continue the game without her! Not only would I eliminate TWO Orange Iguanas with ONE elimination, it would keep MY team safe as a result! I'm SO clever, I amaze myself!" / Wally says: "Now that the Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars are down to who they are, I feel pretty safe working with ANY of them, towards getting to the team merge! After all, none of us are going to WANT to vote any of our own off unless they absolutely HAVE to! Spongebob PROVED that himself when he VOTED himself and Buhdeuce, DESPITE the fact that he KNEW that he and Buhdeuce would play the Immunity Pendants they had! In fact, I'm pretty sure that's WHY he did it; so that his votes wouldn't COUNT! I'm not sure I completely AGREE with the strategy, but you definitely have to admire his thought process behind it!" / Future Rube says: "Regardless of what happens, I feel like Wally is ALREADY a winner in MY books! He is AMAZING to me!" (End Confessional) It is early morning, and the remaining Red Jaguars are gathered in the hotel lobby room. Sandy sighs, and she says: "Guys, and fellow girl; I'm afraid there's no more easy choices for us to make in these future eliminations. We HAVE to do something unpopular; we're going to HAVE to try to team up with the Green Monkeys, in order to get RID of two contestants on the Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots!" Buhdeuce asks: "But what if someone gets eliminated, that we actually like?!" Larry says: "Well, there would be simply no WAY for us to know that, unless you're WILLING to be in an Elimination Ceremony with them, WITHOUT an Immunity Pendant! Besides, our team NEEDS a win BADLY!" Pearl says: "I agree! I didn't come THIS far in these challenges, just to lose BEFORE the Team Merge again!" Sandy says: "And my vote makes three! Are you with us, Buhdeuce?" Buhdeuce sighs and says: "All right. I'm with you! But I'm not DOING this BECAUSE I want to become more popular with YOU; I'm doing this because I think it's what Sway-Sway would do if he were in MY position!" Larry says: "Just so long as you do it, that's all that matters to us!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "The feeling I get, is that if I don't go along with what everyone else is planning; the chances are WAY too high that they would turn around and try to vote me off; even AFTER all the great victories I've achieved for all of them! I could get ALL the way to the Final Four, and I STILL think they wouldn't give me the level of respect they give to each other! How did I find myself to be the ONLY contestant on the Red Jaguars, NOT from Spongebob Squarepants? It's just the luck of the draw, I guess!" / Sandy says: "Did I WANT to be put into the position of having to make an unpopular call? Of COURSE not! I mean, I don't think Spongebob would necessarily agree with me; but I do think he would like it a LOT, if he DIDN'T have to make another hard voting call; especially since he currently doesn't HAVE an Immunity Pendant to work with! So, I'm thinking of HIS needs; as well as my own!" / Larry says: "Buhdeuce has proven to be FAR more resourceful and useful than any of us were willing to give him credit for; I have to give him THAT much! But all the same; just because I've already won a season of this show, that doesn't meant that I WANT to potentially face an elimination before Buhdeuce has! It's a simple matter of seniority! If Buhdeuce REALLY wants to win, than he's going to HAVE to prove he's a better contestant than me! It would actually be pretty INTERESTING to see if he can do that! Tigress might have let him have an EASY win, but he'll have to do a LOT better against me!" / Pearl says: "I was at a REAL disadvantage during the LAST season that I played! When I hit my head, it really CAUSED me to act pretty loopy, and I don't mean 'Life With Loopy'! But now that I have my full mental capacity back, I don't want to be eliminated anytime soon! If I have to vote off another member of my team BEFORE the team merge; Buhdeuce would HAVE to be my first pick! And only because I don't know him as well, as I do Sandy and Larry!" (End Confessional) It is breakfast time in the cafeteria, and the Green Monkeys seem completely relaxed and rested! Marlene sighs contentedly, and says: "Did ANYBODY hear anyone talking loudly last night?" Stimpy looks puzzled, and he asks: "Were we supposed to?" Marlene says: "I sure HOPE not! After all, with Treeflower gone; it was SO quiet, you could've LITERALLY heard a PIN drop!" Spongebob says: "Speaking of drop; now that Treeflower has been dropped from the competition, that means Keswick is now without an alliance partner!" Stimpy says: "But he SIDED with Treeflower before! Do you really WANT him working with us?" Spongebob asks: "Why not? At this point in the game, we all need to work together as much as possible!" Keswick asks: "You're REALLY willing to give me a second chance?!" Spongebob says: "I believe EVERYONE deserves a second chance, as long as they EARN it, first!" Keswick salutes Spongebob, and Keswick says: "On my honor, I won't let you down; Spongebob! I will PROVE that I am the EXACT genius that your alliance needs!" Wally turns to Future Rube, and Wally asks: "Rube, are YOU fine with this?" Future Rube says: "This is SPONGEBOB'S idea that we're talking about! If Spongebob is fine with it; than that's good enough for me! Spongebob hasn't steered us wrong yet!" Wally nods, and he says: "That's very true!" (Confessional) Marlene sighs contentedly, and she says: "It's AMAZING what a good night's sleep can do for a lady's complexion! All the BAGS that were building underneath my eyes from raising my four penguin/otter pups have FINALLY disappeared!" / Stimpy says: "I suppose the reason I have trouble simply trusting Keswick, is due to the fact that I have personally felt BETRAYED by someone who I thought I could always trust! And...now that my trust has been BETRAYED like that, it has become hard for me to just willingly trust others! If Keswick WANTS my trust, he's going to have to EARN it! It's just that simple!" / Spongebob says: "Now that our team members are down to six, I would MUCH prefer not to HAVE to eliminate anyone else on our team if I don't have to! And I think my best chance for being able to do that, is for ALL of us to be on the same page! I feel confidant that Keswick can pull through for us! I know that he won't let us down!" / Keswick says: "The only reason I initially sided with Treeflower, is that I never thought Spongebob could possibly LAST as long as he has in a season of this nature! But now that he has, it's made me reconsider everything I thought I KNEW about him! If he's THIS competent, than maybe making an alliance with him, would be my best bet to making it to the Final Five! I mean, I've certainly got nothing left to lose by doing so!" / Future Rube says: "The one thing I've learned about Spongebob, due to being around him; is that Spongebob seems to have an endless talent for surprising others! It might be a stretch to say so, but it's kind of like his OWN version of magic! Even so, I know that Spongebob is simply doing, what HE feels is right!" (End Confessional) Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Chameleon walk into the cafeteria, and Dudley rushes to give Chameleon a hug! Dudley says: "Welcome back, buddy!" Chameleon says: "It's good to be back, buddy!" Bubble Bass asks: "So, Harvey and Fee, what did YOU think of The Beatles Love? I've already seen it, but I want to know what YOU thought of it!" Harvey says: "There was definitely a good usage of choreography, color, music, and staging! It's definitely a show that actually COULD warrant seeing it from a different angle, just to see if you could see SOMETHING you didn't see the second time!" Fee says: "I mostly enjoyed it for the food I was able to eat!" Bubble Bass says: "And here I thought that I sometimes had skewed priorities!" All the contestants hear a gong ring, and Sniz's voice comes over the loud-speakers! Sniz says: "Attention Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots; Treeflower and Gerald were eliminated at the last Elimination Ceremony! Please report to the Moat to find out about today's challenge, as well as a SURPRISE regarding the team structures! That is all!" Taotie asks: "A surprise? I don't like the SOUND of that!" Po says: "What's there to like about it? With our numbers as small as they are, that could ONLY mean Sniz is planning to DISSOLVE one team, and reduce the teams to three!" Bulma says: "And WE are going to make SURE that it won't be OUR team; right, Yakety?!" Yakety says: "R--WAIT a minute! Why did you spell my NAME like that?!" Bulma asks: "What do you mean?!" Yakety says: "In the sub-titles! That is NOT how you spell my name!" Daggett asks: "Does anyone REALLY care? My plan to eliminate Treeflower WORKED!!!! I feel ALMOST as smart as Taotie, now!" Bulma says: "Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves! And how was I SUPPOSED to know that WASN'T how you spelled your name? I'm not a MIND reader, you know!" (Confessional) Po says: "Even though Bulma PROBABLY has the LEAST amount of reasons for legitimately STILL being in this competition; the fact of the matter is, we can't afford to FACE an elimination right now! We'll simply have to do our best, and wait for the right opportunity to vote her off!" / Bulma says: "Why does Sniz KEEP hiring Cosmo back?! He just gets everything WRONG; including the name of my best buddy! It's a good thing that I wasn't INTENTIONALLY getting it wrong on purpose, unlike OTHER occasions!" / Yakety asks: "Has everyone REALLY been spelling my NAME wrong this WHOLE time?!" Johnny Krill is with him, and he sighs, and says: "Well, yes." Yakety yells: "FIX IT!!!!" Johnny groans: "FINE...Yakkity!" Yakkity says: "That's BETTER!" / Daggett says: "Bulma's just trying to downplay my usefulness, because I know SHE wants the first prize win, just as much as I do! But if she thinks she can just brush ME to the side; than she is going to be in for a RUDE awakening, when I show her just how resourceful I can be!" (End Confessional) All the contestants suit up into their team colors, and head to the Moat! Sniz says: "Welcome contestants, to what I'm SURE will be one of the most INTERESTING challenges we've had so far in this half-season!" Sandy asks: "Why is that? Am I going to have to face off against Doodlebob AGAIN?!" General Barracuda scoffs, and he says: "You WISH; just like I wish that Nosferatu and The Tattletale Strangler didn't get one shot K.O.'d by Man Ray! But than, not everyone is as strong as I am!" Larry says: "Thank NEPTUNE for that!" Sniz says: "In any case, the contestant numbers on each team, has gotten to a very small point. In fact, once this challenge is over; regardless of who wins or loses, the four teams shall find themselves diminished to three. Needless to say, today's challenge will be the LAST one, where two teams will be working together against two other teams! But first, we need to find out what today's legend is! Olmec, tell us about today's legend!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is The Legend Of The Golden Spike of the Transcontinental Railroad!" Sniz says: "All right! And keeping with the theme of railroads; during the golden age of railroad building during the 1800's, engineers would often have to build bridges, to cross rivers, and more occasionally, the wide channels of inland bays! To that end; first, in groups of two, each team must work in tandem to lay down a railroad trestle bridge across the moat, by utilizing the rope pulley system in order to do so! And you WILL be required to make sure each bridge section is securely connected to the last one before you can proceed! Once the railroad trestle bridge has been completely build, the remaining contestants of each team must utilize their own steam power, to get a model train across the railroad trestle bridge. Once all the contestants on each team has gotten across, you must RING the gong pedestal to signify you have finished! As usual, where you finish, will determine which team you will be playing with! Oh, and make SURE you don't fall into the moat, as General Barracuda HAS placed fire urchins on the bottom of the moat!" Buhdeuce asks: "What happens if you TOUCH a fire urchin?" Pearl says: "You DON'T want to know; take my WORD for it!" Sniz says: "And Green Monkeys, you'll have to sit one of your own out for this challenge!" Sandy asks: "What about us? We're down TWO contestants compared to the Green Monkeys!" Sniz says: "Very true! Johnny Krill!" Johnny rushes in, and he asks: "What can I do for you?" Sniz asks: "Would you be willing to work with the Red Jaguars AGAIN for this challenge? We'll pay you EXTRA!" Johnny PRETENDS to think about it, and he says: "Done!" Marlene asks: "Are there any volunteers for NOT doing this challenge?" Stimpy thinks about it, and he says: "I don't feel very confidant about my railroad building skills, especially over a moat filled with fire urchins. I'll sit this one out!" Sniz says: "Very well! And to make sure you get in the MOOD for this train challenge, we will be playing Cat Stevens' version of Peace Train!" Sandy looks at The Purple Parrots, and she says: "We can't let the Purple Parrots wind up with us! Anybody got any suggestions?" Pearl reaches into her purse, and she says: "I've got some bobby pins I can fire at DAGGETT! And believe me, if you STEP on a fire urchin, you're GONNA have a bad time!" Sandy says: "That will work!" Sniz says: "All right! Marlene and Keswick will serve as the train track builders for the Green Monkeys; Daggett and Yakkity will serve as the train track builders for the Purple Parrots; Chameleon and Dudley will serve as the train track builders for the Orange Iguanas; and Larry and Pearl will serve as the train track builders for the Red Jaguars! Everyone else, will be riding the train! Is everybody ready?!" Keswick says: "As ready as I'LL ever be!" Sniz says: "Than on your marks; get set, GO!!!!" / During the challenge, while The Green Monkeys and The Orange Iguanas stay focused on their train track building, Pearl keeps using a rubber band to fire bobby pins at Daggett, until she eventually HITS Daggett in the head, and sends him FALLING into the Moat, forcing Taotie to fish him out so the challenge can continue! / Cat Stevens sings: "Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the good things to come. And I believe it could be, something good has begun! Oh, I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one! And I believe it could be, someday it's going to come! Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train! Oh, peace train take this country, come take me home again! Now I've been smiling lately, thinking about the good things to come. And I believe it could be, something good has begun! Oh, peace train sounding louder; glide on the peace train! Come on now, peace train! Yes, peace train; holy roller! Come on, everybody; jump upon the peace train! Come on now; peace train! Get your bags together, go bring your good friends too! Cause it's getting nearer, it soon will be with you! Now come and join the living, it's not so far from you! And it's getting nearer, soon it will all be true! Now I've been crying lately, thinking about the world as it is. Why must we go on hating, why can't we live in bliss? Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train! Oh, peace train take this country, come take me home again!" / And the song and challenge ends as the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars manage to be the first to finish the challenge, and they ring their Gong Pedestals first! Sniz says: "And the challenge is over! The Green Monkeys are going to be teamed up with the Red Jaguars! The Orange Iguanas and the Purple Parrots will be teamed up by default!" Bulma actually LOOKS concerned, and she asks: "Daggett; are you all right?!" Daggett shakes his head, and he says: "What are you TALKING about?! Of course I'm--. (CRACK!!!!) Oh my SPOOT, it HURTS!!!!" Taotie asks: "What hurts?!" Daggett says: "Oh, the humanity, and I'm a BEAVER! Something's wrong with my foot!" Yakkity says: "Hold still, and let us take a LOOK at it!" Po holds Daggett's left foot still, and Bulma holds up a magnifying glass! Bulma winces, and she says: "It's just as I feared; Daggett MUST have stepped on a fire urchin when he fell into the moat!" (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "Stepped on IT?!" General Barracuda pulls down a screen, and runs camera footage of Daggett stepping on a fire urchin, and the aftermath of what happened to the fire urchin! General Barracuda says: "Look at what HAPPENED to Daggett! He was PRACTICALLY dancing on it! Look at the URCHIN'S spines! Broken, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken..." (End Confessional) Bulma says: "Oh, where's a SENZU BEAN when you NEED one?!" Bubble Bass says: "Statistically speaking; healing a foot that has stepped on a fire urchin is a VERY simple matter! First, you have to REMOVE the needle within Daggett's foot--." But Bulma quickly grabs it, and YANKS it, causing Daggett to scream: "OUCH!!!!" Bubble Bass groans, and says: "GRADUALLY!!!! Now I'VE got to work quick, or else the poison will spread! Future Rube, give me some root beer! Pearl, make some gurgling noises!" Pearl winces, but she says: "All right!" And she begins making some water type noises! Daggett asks: "What's this for?" Future Rube winces, as he give Bubble Bass the root beer in a two liter bottle, and Future Rube says: "Oh, THIS is GONNA suck!" Daggett asks: "WHAT'S gonna suck?!" Bubble Bass says: "Taotie, you BETTER hold Daggett REALLY still!" Daggett asks: "Why does he NEED to hold me really..." (Tinkle!) Daggett screams: "AHHH!!!!" Bubble Bass says: "Hold him still, hold him still...you HAVE to hold him REALLY still!" Taotie sarcastically says: "No! Really, do you think?!" Bulma groans, and she says: "Oh, let ME!!!!" (KONG!!!!) And Bulma knocks Daggett unconscious with a frying pan of doom! Bubble Bass says: "Much better!" (Confessional) Johnny Krill is interviewing Harvey and Fee, and Johnny says: "Stepping on a fire urchin? That sounds kind of NASTY! How in the world do you HEAL something like that?!" Fee blushes, and she whispers to Harvey, and Harvey quietly says: "You pee on it." Johnny says: "That's SO gross!" Fee says: "I KNOW!!!!" (End Confessional) Everyone gets cleaned up, and Bubble Bass washes his fins and he says: "Daggett will be all right, but he's DEFINITELY going to have to stay OFF of his left foot at least a day or so!" Bulma sighs, and she says: "Oh, I suppose I can make him SOME sort of leg sling or something!" Sniz says: "While Bulma takes care of Daggett, I've got to make sure that I get something taken care of! But don't go away! Because we'll be right back with some MORE of Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the contestants are making their way to the Steps of Knowledge. Daggett's left foot is now COMPLETELY wrapped in tape bandages, and it is being supported by a small, metal crutch, so that Daggett's left foot DOESN'T touch the ground! Bulma says: "If I had access to my tools back home, I REALLY could've gone all out with you! But all things considered, I STILL did a pretty good job! Don't you feel all better, Daggett?!" Daggett screams: "NO!!!! Because Bubble Bass DIRTIED up my FOOT, for lack of a better word!" Bubble Bass seriously says: "That 'DIRTY', was the only way to NULLIFY the poison that the fire urchin's needle was going to put into your body! Would you have rather DIED from the fire urchin's poison?" Daggett SERIOUSLY thinks about it, and asks: "Is THAT a trick QUESTION?!" Bubble Bass says: "Pick ONE or the OTHER! Besides, we made sure your left foot got completely CLEAN! Besides, you KNOW if I KNEW of a BETTER, non-gross way to save you, I would've done THAT instead!" Daggett rolls his eyes, and deadpan, says: "Thank you; I feel SO much better!" (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Does Daggett HONESTLY think I WANTED to do the nasty thing I did to save him? Of COURSE not! But as a father, I HAVE to know these things! After all, you never know for sure what might just happen! As far as I'm concerned, it's better to HAVE that knowledge and NOT need it, than to need it and NOT have it! And boy, did I NEED that knowledge!" / Daggett scoffs, and says: "Figures! As soon as I feel the SLIGHTEST bit GOOD about my own intelligence and confidence, some SPOOTY thing has to come around and kick me DOWN a peg! I mean, if somebody WAS going to have to do a 'NASTY' on my foot in order to save me, that's SOMETHING I should be WARNED about, TEN YEARS IN ADVANCE; MINIMUM!" / Bulma says: "Even though Daggett's playing ability is SOMEWHAT compromised, I'm STILL going ahead with my plan! If there's one important thing I've learned while growing up, is that you should ALWAYS try to stick BY a commitment if you make one, and ONLY break it off if you have a good REASON to do so! And as far as I'm concerned, Daggett's foot is not a good enough reason for me to break off my commitment to keeping MY team safe!" (End Confessional) Keswick turns to Spongebob, and Keswick says: "On the off-chance that our team loses, who should we vote off?" Spongebob says: "I NEVER ask that question of myself UNLESS our team actually loses! After all, counting myself, there ARE 20 contestants left in play; that's a LOT of variables to consider! And I NEVER want to target somebody just because I can, that would be wrong!" Stimpy asks: "Than WHY did you treat Squidward SO badly in that recent episode of Spongebob Squarepants?" Spongebob says: "Come ON! You can't FAULT me for that! That episode segment was filmed MONTHS in advance BEFORE coming here! Besides, the only reason I MADE it, was because I was PROMISED by the executives that they WOULDN'T show that episode! WHY do they ALWAYS break their PROMISE to ME?! Don't they have ANY idea that they're not only making ME look bad; but they're making themselves LOOK bad?!" Marlene says: "I hate to break it to you Spongebob; but when it comes right down to it, the only bottom line your executives care about is MONEY! You'd be LUCKY if 'Quality' was even an AFTER THOUGHT for them! How ELSE do you explain why 'Teen Titans Go' was able to stay on the AIR for so long? Even if it only makes a PENNY in profits, that STILL counts as a WIN for them! You ever wonder WHY Harvey Beaks only LASTED two seasons?" Spongebob says: "That DID kind of cross my mind." Marlene says: "It's because Harvey and Fee weren't WILLING to compromise their integrity, for profits!" Spongebob thinks about it, and he says: "Well, at least I now KNOW what I'm going to do with MY share of the money if I win it; I will purchase my OWN stake in my OWN show, so that I can have VETO power over episodes that I don't LIKE!" Wally says: "I sure hope you succeed; the integrity of your show, as well as your loyal fans are COUNTING on it!" (Confessional) Spongebob sighs, and he says: "Even after 23 YEARS, the studio is STILL not only getting me to STAR in episodes that I KNOW are just going to come off as LOOKING and BEING bad, they're STILL lying to my FACE about releasing them! Do they think I don't KNOW what they're doing?! And the worst part is, if I complain about it and quit, they'll do to me what they did to Ren Hoek; get a look-alike character who LOOKS like me, and have one of my FRIENDS voice me, and the show would get EVEN WORSE! The only way to combat this is with money; and winning this season just MIGHT be the way to do it!" / Keswick says: "As far as playing strategies go; Spongebob's strategy couldn't be anymore different from Treeflower's strategy if you TRIED! Whereas she ALWAYS planned targets; Spongebob actively doesn't WANT to! I actually admire that trait about him!" / Marlene sighs, and says: "I'm finding it SO hard to get myself into projects that DON'T and WON'T sacrifice integrity for profits! I've shopped around for a NUMBER of shows that could've put me BACK into the limelight, but none of them are EVER willing to back up their integrity as much as The Penguins of Madagascar did!" / Wally says: "When Gus and I did Rocket Monkeys, we LITERALLY had no CLUE as to what would be good moves for us to make; as to what would make us popular Nicktoons! We just trusted what the executives told us to do, and we did it! Now, looking in retrospect, I can now SEE which moves WEREN'T in good taste or judgment! I think Buhdeuce feels pretty much the same way in regards to the way HIS show turned out! I mean, if it's any consolation; the writing quality of the second season of Breadwinners was MUCH better than the first!" (End Confessional) Sandy turns to her fellow Red Jaguars, and she says: "You know, we are going to need SOMEONE to answer questions about the Transcontinental Railroad. Do I have any volunteers?" Buhdeuce raises his hand, and he says: "Pick me! It's got to be ME! I know more about railways than anyone else in this challenge! I've been riding rails to mine bread as my professional vocation!" Pearl asks: "Mining BREAD?!" Buhdeuce says: "Trust me; it makes sense in context, as far as MY show is concerned!" Larry says: "Why not? I mean, personal experience OFTEN translates into personal knowledge!" Sandy sighs, and says: "All right! I guess it's you, Buhdeuce!" Buhdeuce says: "Awesome!" (Confessional) Sandy sighs, and she says: "Having to be in the same team with Buhdeuce is kind of EXHAUSTING! It's almost as grating to my SOUL as having to do one of THOSE bad Spongebob Squarepants episodes that executives FORCE me to do!" / Buhdeuce says: "Honestly, I shouldn't HAVE to prove myself during EVERY single challenge; but my other team-mates always seem to keep DOUBTING my abilities, and I'm the one who beat TIGRESS! I'll help them win this challenge, but it would serve them RIGHT if I managed to outlast ALL of them! Than, they're going to wish they were more respectful to me!" / Larry says: "From what I've seen on this show, contestants are often ELIMINATED by the one opponent they would LEAST expect to be eliminated by! Aang was basically eliminated by Spongebob, Blonda was eliminated by Dora, Dora was eliminated by Bulma, Tigress was eliminated by Buhdeuce, and Treeflower was eliminated by Daggett! So, the only question I have; is that if someone DOES try to eliminate me, who would that contestant be?" (End Confessional) Fee turns to look at Daggett, and she giggles! Daggett asks: "What's so funny?!" Fee says: "Oh, just the fact that unless you WIN this thing; WHICH I highly doubt, Treeflower and Norbert will NEVER let you live this season DOWN!" Daggett says: "At least MY show actually LASTED for five seasons; which is THREE more than YOURS did!" Fee sarcastically says: "Oh, ow. I'm SO hurt! By the way, IF you die; can I have your stuff?" Harvey says: "Fee, that's BAD!!!!" Fee says: "Oh, RIGHT! WHEN you die!" Harvey says: "FEE, that's even WORSE!!!!" (Confessional) Daggett angrily says: "That DOES it! Fee is getting eliminated PURELY on PRINCIPLE!" / Harvey shakes his head, and he says: "Fee; she is DEFINITELY the sassiest girl I've ever seen, but she SO, all too often, does NOT think before she speaks!" / Fee says: "I just call it like I see it! As far as I'm concerned, it's practically a MIRACLE Daggett has lasted THIS long!" (End Confessional) Sniz finally arrives, and he says: "Okay, I'm HERE! I TRUST EVERYONE has gotten their obligatory giggles out of the way?" Taotie looks at Fee, and he says: "SOME of us have! I can't speak for EVERYONE, though!" Sniz says: "In any case, it's time to determine if we have any volunteers for the Steps Of Knowledge." Stimpy says: "I've done at LEAST one episode of train travel on my own show! I think Keswick and I should volunteer!" Keswick says: "Sure! I'm game!" Sandy sighs and says: "Buhdeuce and I will volunteer, ONLY because he has the most PERSONAL experience out of all of us!" Buhdeuce says: "Experience RULES!" Harvey THINKS about it, and he asks: "Fee; since we can't win an Immunity Pendant anyways, do you want to try the Steps of Knowledge?" Fee asks: "Why do YOU want to?" Harvey says: "Well, we CAN'T keep letting the rest of our team-mates keep carry us through the rest of these challenges! We have to earn our right to win, just as much as they do!" Fee sighs, and she says: "FINE! Harvey and I volunteer!" Bulma says: "And YAKKITY and I will volunteer! I want to make up for all the times I ACCIDENTALLY misspelled his name!" Yakkity blushes, and he says: "Thank you!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Letting Yakkity team up with me is a rather small price to pay for potentially NOT winning the Steps of Knowledge! Besides, his loyalty to me is FAR more important than answering questions that I could've EASILY answered in Pre-school!" / Yakkity says: "I definitely feel like Bulma respects me as a contestant now; because she trusts in MY knowledge and skills! And as such, I have a duty to her, to do my absolute BEST in these challenges!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! We have our volunteers, so now Olmec will tell us about the legend of the Golden Spike of the Transcontinental Railroad!" Olmec says: "The Legend of the Golden Spike, begins with a man named Theodore Judah! He started the funding and building of a railroad east from Sacramento across the Sierra Nevadas! Between January through July 1861, Judah led a ten person expedition, to survey; and found the proper route across the Sierra Nevadas! But it wasn't until the American Civil War broke out, that Abraham Lincoln was able to sign into law on July 1 of 1862, the Pacific Railroad Acts of 1862! It authorized the creation of two railroad companies; the Central Pacific, working their way east from Sacramento, California, and the Union Pacific, working their way west from Council Bluffs, Iowa. Work officially started on January 8, 1863, but work was initially slow. Not only that, but Theodore Judah, ended up dying of Yellow Fever on November 2, 1863. His work would be carried on by his successor, Samuel S. Montague! To build the railroads themselves, the Central Pacific ended up hiring a bunch of Chinese; while the Union Pacific ended up hiring a bunch of Irish emigrants! To build the combined, roughly 1,777 miles of railroad track, it would require steel rails, and telegraph lines to keep the trains on schedule! While the Union Pacific was able to lay about a mile of railroad starting at the end of 1865, the Central Pacific had the problem of having to build from the 40 foot elevation of Sacramento, to the 7,000 foot summit of Donner Pass, which needed to be accomplished in 90 miles, requiring an elevation change of 76 feet per mile! It took eleven tunnel projects, five Howe truss bridges, and workers working at a rate of .98 feet per day with three shifts of eight hour workers, before the railroad was built over the Sierra Nevadas in 1868! After the Sierra Nevadas, there was even a point where the Central Pacific once laid ten miles of track in one day, a record that STILL stands today! Finally, on May 10, 1869, the two railroads met at Promontory Summit, Utah. Leland Stanford, one of the big four of the Central Pacific, ended up driving in the ceremonial Golden Spike, which linked together the American continent, for the very first time! Four Golden spikes were driven during the ceremony. One is still in the railroad; two are on display, but the fourth was lost to the mists of time, until it found its way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the Golden Spike, and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Where can the Golden Spike of the Transcontinental Railroad be found?" Olmec says: "The Golden Spike can be found in the abandoned Mine Shaft!" Sniz says: "All right, you know the drill! Nobody can win an Immunity Pendant today! So the first team down, will receive a Pendant of Life, that they will need for the Temple Run! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec asks: "When was the earliest that surveys for the Transcontinental Railroad started?" Bulma rings in, and she says: "1845!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Keswick scoffs, and he says: "Show-off!" Olmec asks: "Who started the funding and building of a railroad east of Sacramento, California?" Stimpy rings in, and Keswick answers: "Theodore Judah!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Harvey says: "This is harder than I thought it would be!" Olmec asks: "When was the expedition to survey the best route across the Sierra Nevadas undertaken?" Buhdeuce rings in and says: "Between January through July of 1861!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Harvey says: "Come on! Faster, FASTER! If you don't MOVE faster, we'll never WIN!" Olmec asks: "On what PRECISE date did Abraham Lincoln sign the Railroad Acts of 1862 into law?" Harvey rings in and says: "July 1, 1862!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Orange Iguanas move down a step! Daggett says: "If you flunk THIS one, Fee; you are SO going to have to repeat a grade!" Fee says: "I'm NOT being graded!" Yakkity says: "Except for a railroad GRADE!!!!" And Johnny Krill plays a rim-shot! Dudley says: "OOH, he's got you THERE, Fee!" Olmec asks: "What were the names of the two railroad companies building the first Transcontinental Railroad?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "The Central Pacific and the Union Pacific!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Harvey says: "Come on, Fee! You should've gotten THAT one!" Fee whines, and says: "But history is SO BORING!!!!" Harvey says: "If you don't LEARN it, you could be DOOMED to REPEAT it; LITERALLY, as in a GRADE!" Olmec asks: "Where did the Union Pacific begin their building?" Stimpy rings in, and Keswick answers: "In Council Bluffs, Iowa!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Harvey rolls his eyes, and asks: "Am I going to HAVE to do ALL the work for the BOTH of us?!" Fee HONESTLY asks: "You can DO THAT?! Because that would be GREAT!!!!" Harvey says: "I think I'm beginning to understand just WHY Dade doesn't LIKE you!" Olmec asks: "When did work on the Transcontinental Railroad officially start?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "On January 8, 1863!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "The Red Jaguars did it! They have a Pendant of Life! Which team will win a Pendant during the Challenge Arena? Let's find out by heading there now!" Harvey pants, and he says: "You moved...really fast, Buhdeuce!" Buhdeuce sighs, and he says: "I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean to make you look bad. But you did okay for a kid. In another 6 years, maybe you could become a genuine Breadwinner!" Harvey says: "I'll have to...think about that!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "Well, at least now I know why Bubble Bass was always WILLING to volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge before. I think it was because he didn't want me to be embarrassed when WE couldn't keep up with the speed and knowledge of the other players! I mean, I HOPED Fee would at LEAST be willing to pay ATTENTION! A drop!" / Fee says: "The one thing I would LIKE to know, is when am I EVER going to need to know THAT history in REAL life?!" / Harvey says: "And if I know Fee, she probably tempted fate AGAIN, just now! One thing I know for sure is, if I had been on Breadwinners, their show would've been a LOT more respected, and probably lasted for MORE than two seasons!" / Buhdeuce says: "Look; Harvey KNEW what he was getting into when he volunteered for the Steps of Knowledge! There's ALWAYS a chance that you could actually LOSE it! I mean, Harvey was BOUND to run into a situation where he could and WOULD legitimately LOSE! I just wish that I didn't HAVE to be the one to make Harvey lose! But I guess that what Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones sang was true, when they sang 'You can't always get what you want'." / Sandy THINKS about it, and she says: "Now that I THINK about it, Buhdeuce's knowledge AND skill DO seem to be pretty comparable with my own! The trouble is, I'm not sure if I should think of it as a GOOD thing, or a bad thing! After all, even if our team DOES survive this challenge, the team portion of this season can only last for so long! After that, all bets are off! And the hard part is, deciding whether or not someone needs to leave sooner rather than later! I know SPONGEBOB won't consider such options unless he has to, but I like to be prepared! That's just one of the ways Spongebob and I are different from each other, but we STILL make our relationship work!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay, it's time to reveal what we'll do in the Challenge Arena! During the construction of the first Transcontinental Railroad, the Central Pacific had to build no less than 11 tunnels in order to get through the Sierra Nevadas! Therefore, your job is to try to clear the FAKE debris, in 11 tunnels of roughly 11 feet in length, in roughly four minutes! The teams that either clears the most FAKE debris, or the teams that finish clearing their fake debris first, will win a Pendant of Life! And if the Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars do it, they WILL be going to do a Temple Run, and competing for a reward! That's right! We have ANOTHER reward AND elimination challenge for you! General Barracuda, tell us what our challengers can win!" General Barracuda says: "Whoever wins the Temple Run, they and a guest of their choice will receive an all-expenses paid trip to Boomer's Miniature Golf Course, in Santa Maria, California! Boomers; come for the race karts, bumpers boats, miniature golf, and arcade games; stay for the food and relatively cheap novelty prizes!" Harvey says: "SEE?! If you paid the slightest BIT of attention to history, we'd be ONE step closer to WINNING that prize already!" Fee asks: "And HOW in the WORLD could I have predicted THAT?! Besides, if there's one thing I AM good at, it's WORKING with my hands! I'm not one of those 'Girly girls' like BULMA is!" Bulma gets incensed, and she says: "ME?! Girly?! LADY; you have NO idea of ALL the TROUBLES I've gone through in MY life! I am PRACTICALLY the LAST woman you should EVER call, 'Girly'!" Fee scoffs, and she says: "Are you kidding me?! In YOUR last season, you ALWAYS let ZARBON do all the hard work FOR you! You're not CAPABLE of getting YOUR hands either figuratively, or LITERALLY dirty!" Bulma rhetorically says: "Oh, I'm NOT; am I?! Po, you BETTER prepare a hot bath for me! This LADY is about to do some REAL work for the first time in a LONG time!" Taotie asks: "Bulma doing her OWN work?! Now THIS, I've GOT to see!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Fee has SO not been paying attention this season! Does she have ANY idea on how physically active I've been this season? SCORES more than the times I was active on Total Cartoon Global Cruise! I wasn't ready the LAST time I tried to be REALLY active! But this time, I'll make Fee EAT her words; figuratively, at LEAST!" / Harvey lightly POUNDS his head against the wall of the Confessional, and he says: "Fee, you're MAKING THINGS WORSE!!!!" / Fee scoffs, and she says: "If Bulma can ACTUALLY beat ME in a physical competition, than I'm a MONGOOSE!!!!" / Taotie says: "Come to think of it, I'm not exactly sure WHAT Fee is supposed to be! For all that SHE and I know, she COULD be a mongoose!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Let's see, the Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars have ten combined members; but with Daggett incapacitated, the Purple Parrots and Orange Iguanas only have NINE combined members! Johnny, would you mind switching to HELP the Purple Parrots?" Johnny asks: "I'm STILL getting paid extra, right?" Sniz asks: "Does Garfield HATE Mondays? The answer to both questions is yes!" Johnny says: "Awesome! I get to work with Bulma!" Fee says: "Ix-nay on the onspiracy-cay! Johnny is OBVIOUSLY going to team up with Bulma and HELP her dig MORE than me! Get out your RULE book, and RULE check already!" Sniz asks: "Did you even READ your contract when you SIGNED it?!" Harvey says: "I did! I KNOW Sniz is telling the truth! Fee, tell me you KNEW about this, already!" Fee whines: "But reading is SO BORING!!!!" Harvey face-palms himself, and yells: "Fee, we are STRUGGLING TOGETHER!!!!" Fee says: "Hey! When I signed up for this, BORING trivia challenges and 'Reading' were NOT what I signed up for! I didn't come here just to continue my EDUCATION, I could've stayed in SCHOOL if I wanted to do THAT!" Bubble Bass asks: "And just HOW do you plan on getting a JOB, if you DON'T have an education? I bet Harvey would REALLY like to hear THAT!" Harvey, clearly now irritated, says: "Now that he mentions it, just how HAVE you been planning on getting through life; just for the record?!" Fee THINKS about it, and she asks: "What's the AMENDMENT that prevents me from incriminating myself in a trial AGAIN?!" Harvey begins to speak, but he stops, and says: "Nope! I am NOT going to answer YOUR questions anymore! If you REALLY want to know, LEARN IT YOURSELF! I REFUSE to be your BABYSITTER anymore! If I WANTED to be a babysitter, I could've stayed HOME and helped take care of MY baby sister MICHELLE!" Fee desperately says: "Not learning, NOT LEARNING! ANYTHING BUT LEARNING!!!!" Harvey says: "Either YOU start learning, or you can KISS any potential FUTURE dates with ME good-bye!" (Confessional) Fee actually cries, and she says: "How could Harvey DO this to ME?! After...after...there's got to be SOMETHING that I did for HIM that actually HELPED him...RIGHT?!" / Harvey sighs and says: "They say every couple has at least ONE spat; at least SEVERAL between Ren and Stimpy if the rumors can be believed! But I HAD to stand firm! Fee can't keep depending on ME to answer everything for her if she really WANTS to get ahead in life! She's got to LEARN about things, and learn how to do things for HERSELF!" Harvey sighs, and he says: "And for the record, the amendment that prevents you from incriminating yourself is the FIFTH one!" / Bubble Bass says: "And here I thought, that Harvey's relationship with Fee, was going to be one that WOULDN'T have any spats between them! I guess even HARVEY can have his limits if he's pushed far enough!" / Bulma says: "Look, I'm confidant enough in my OWN skills; but having Johnny Krill help me, will be the FINAL nail in Fee's metaphorical coffin!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And to help you dig these railroad tunnels, you'll be rocking out to The Beatles' version of Come Together! Is everyone READY?!" Fee desperately says: "Harvey, please SAY that you're going to help me DIG!" Harvey asks: "What's the MATTER? I thought YOU never needed to LEARN anything, including learning how to do things for YOURSELF!" Fee nervously gulps, and she says: "Mother!" Sniz says: "On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage and song, Fee is finding it HARD to move the big fake rocks and boulders by herself, but Harvey simply REFUSES to help, while everyone else manages to make a solid effort in clearing the tunnels! / The Beatles sing: "Here come old flat-top, he come groovin' up slowly! He got ju-ju eyeball, he one holy roller! He got hair down to his knee! Got to be a joker, he just do what he please! He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football! He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola! He say, 'I know you, you know me'. One thing I can tell you, is you got to be free! Come together, right now! Over me! He bag production, he got walrus gumboot! He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker! He got feet down below his knee! Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease! Come together, right now! Over me! Right! (Musical Break) Come! Come, come, come! He roller-coaster, he got early warnin'! He got muddy water, he one mojo filter! He say, 'One and one and one is three'; got to be good-lookin', 'cause he's so hard to see! Come together, right now! Over me! Ugh! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Agh! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together!" / And the song ends as the challenge ends! / Sniz says: "Time is up! Time to see how many tunnels each side cleared out! The Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars cleared out 1, 2, 4, 8, 10 tunnels! The Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots cleared out 1, 2, 4, 8, eight and a half-tunnels; the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars win a Pendant of Life, and they're going to the Temple!" Harvey turns to Fee, and he asks: "Well?" Fee cries, and she says: "Okay! I can't DO all the hard work by myself! I thought learning was HARD, but that was MUCH worse! Please, I PROMISE I'll put the hard work and effort in! Just PLEASE, stop giving me the cold shoulder!" Harvey sighs, and he says: "Okay. But you know, I was only DOING that BECAUSE I love you! I just want you to realize your best potential!" Taotie says: "Well, as far as I'm concerned, HER best potential WON'T be reached HERE! You've been lucky SO far, Harvey! But since Bulma has PROBABLY got an Immunity Pendant, I think that FEE'S luck has just about RUN out!" Harvey gulps nervously, and he gets an Anime sweat drop, and he says: "Boy, did I EVER pick the wrong time to put MY foot down! I did NOT think that plan through WHATSOEVER!" Fee says: "If it's any consolation, you WERE still right!" Harvey says: "A lot of good THAT will do for YOU if YOU'RE eliminated!" Fee says: "Eh, I've been through worse!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "And here I was worrying that Taotie was going to engineer ANOTHER scheme to eliminate me! I never thought that friction would develop between Fee and me! And now EVERYONE is going to use Fee's attitude as an excuse to vote her off; warranted, or otherwise! And I could've avoided this, if I just answered ONE more question!" / Fee says: "If I paid the SLIGHTEST bit of attention during the Steps of Knowledge, Harvey and I WOULDN'T be in this mess right now! If I get voted off, I certainly wouldn't be able to BLAME any of them! I mean, technically, I COULD; but THEY'RE the ones who are actually in the right!" / Taotie says: "Harvey, if you hadn't brought your head-strong girlfriend along, you wouldn't BE in the mess you're in right now! I KNEW one of the two of you would slip up sooner or later! Bye-bye, Fee! See you NEVER!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots, your fates will be decided after the Temple Run! Now, it's time to determine, who is going to run!" Buhdeuce says: "I'll run first for the Red Jaguars!" Spongebob says: "And I'll run for the Green Monkeys!" Sniz says: "All right! Map, it's time to make a visual progress of the journey our contestants must take, as they run through the Temple!" Map says: "I'm on it, Sniz!" And Map's visual information fills in, as Olmec talks about the interior of the Temple! Olmec says: "First, you will make your way through the Lost Library. Pull on the right book, and head onto the Pressure Ledge! Push on the right button, and climb into the Observatory! Spin the sundial, and head down into the Room of Keys! Find the right key, which will lead you into the Roman Catacombs! Push on the right gargoyle statue, and head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, and head into the Hall of Armor! Place yourself into the correct suit of armor, and slide on down into the Abandoned Mine Shaft, where you can find the Golden Spike! Smash through the Stone Wall, and make your way through the Snake Swamp! Next, head into the Emperor's Chamber! Smash the clay pots to find the key, that will allow you to enter the Spiritual Chamber! Push the right buttons in the chamber, than, make your way through the Pit. Climb through the Crystal Cave, and back to the Temple Entrance! Remember, if you make it back here in three minutes, you will receive the reward of going to Boomer's Miniature Golf Course! The choices are yours, and yours alone! Good luck!" Sniz says: "All right! Map will keep track of your progress in the lower left hand corner of the screen! Olmec, let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / And Buhdeuce takes off, and Sniz narrates the action as he goes along! / Sniz says: "Buhdeuce is in the Lost Library, and a Temple Guard, right off the bat! He gives up his pendant! And he's found the right book! Onto the Pressure Ledge! Watch out for those falling fake rocks! He's found the right pressure switch! Up into the Observatory! He spins the sundial, and down into the Room of Keys! Another Temple Guard! Go, Spongebob, go! Through the Library, across the ledge, up into the Observatory, and down into the Room of Keys! He's found the right key! Into the Roman Catacombs! It's Johnny Krill as a Temple Guard! He gives up his Pendant! He's found the right statue! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! He puts down the base, he puts down the stomach, and he's putting down the head! It connects! Into the Hall of Armor! He's got to find the right suit of armor! He's found it! Down into the Abandoned Mine Shaft! He's got the Golden Spike! All the doors are open! Through the stone wall and through the Snake Swamp! Through the Emperor's Chamber! Through the Spiritual Chamber! Through the Pit, and through the Crystal Cave! Spongebob has made it out with 15 seconds to spare! Spongebob, you win the all-expenses paid trip to Boomer's Miniature Golf Course! Who are you going to take with you?" Spongebob says: "It's definitely got to be Sandy, more than any one else! I mean, the decisions SHE'S had to make this season have been a LOT harder than mine!" Sandy says: "Thank you, Spongebob! I accept the offer!" Sniz says: "Very well! You two enjoy your trip! Green Monkeys, take the night off, you deserve it! The rest of the Red Jaguars, you'll need to come with me! Your help will be needed in deciding the ultimate fate of the Orange Iguanas, and the Purple Parrots!" (Confessional) Johnny Krill says: "Ultimate fate? If it were up to me, Bulma would be OUT of this competition! But since I'm not getting a vote anyways, my opinion probably matters very little to everyone else!" / Buhdeuce says: "With Sandy going off with Spongebob, I guess that means Larry's going to make the ultimate call on what happens to the team that gets dissolved. I wonder if we're going to get some new members? That would certainly be nice, if I'm no longer the ONLY contestant who's not FROM Spongebob Squarepants!" / Po says: "The bottom line is, Fee messed up. And the fact of the matter is, her behavior simply isn't becoming for a girl of her age! I'm ONLY eliminating her, because SHE needs to learn some manners!" / Dudley says: "I might have done questionable things on my show, but I never acted as arrogant as FEE has! She has GOT to go!" / Chameleon says: "Even if I understand Fee's mindset, that doesn't mean that I AGREE with it! So, Fee has to be the one who has to LEAVE! It's just that simple!" / Yakkity says: "Eliminating Fee? That's the EASY part! The hard part will be, having to deal with Harvey, who will probably be heart-broken without her!" / Bulma says: "Game, set, and match! When it comes to answering questions; I'm not JUST the teacher, I am a professor AND a master! And Harvey and Fee; you are about to get SCHOOLED!" (End Confessional) The Orange Iguanas and the Purple Parrots are at the Elimination Ceremony, and the Red Jaguars are watching intently! Sniz says: "We are down to 20 contestants. The moment of truth will soon be upon us. Four teams entered this episode, but only THREE, will be leaving from it! The remaining contestants from the dissolved team, will find themselves absorbed into the Red Jaguars, and the team that manages to stay standing! So, it's time for everyone to vote! And Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots, this MIGHT be your last chance, to play your respective Immunity Pendants! With that being said, VOTE!" And while some are easily able to vote, others have a much harder time doing it; but everyone eventually votes! Sniz says: "Voting is over, so--." Bubble Bass says: "Since I don't want my Immunity Pendant to go to waste, I will be playing my Immunity Pendant on myself!" Sniz says: "The Immunity Pendant is real, that means all votes cast for Bubble Bass will not count! Now--." Bulma says: "And I hope NO ONE got any FUNNY ideas about trying to vote ME off; I'm playing MY Immunity Pendant on myself!" Taotie says: "Called it!" Daggett says: "AGAIN?!!!" Sniz says: "Her Immunity Pendant is real, that means all votes cast for Bulma will not count! Now, it's time to reveal who is safe! Taotie, Po, Dudley, OBVIOUSLY Bulma; Chameleon, OBVIOUSLY Bubble Bass; Yakkity Yak!" Daggett looks concerned, and Harvey hugs Fee, as if afraid to lose her! Sniz says: "Contestants, one final Chocolate Pendant of Life! It can only go to ONE contestant!" Daggett winces, as if waiting for the inevitable; Fee just looks sad and forlorn, and Harvey just closes his eyes, as if unable to LOOK at the results! Sniz says: "It will go to HARVEY!!!!" Harvey yells: "NO!!!!" Sniz looks stunned, and he says: "No?" Harvey sighs, and he says: "Look, I know I SHOULD accept the Chocolate Pendant of Life. In any other case, I would; but, I can't continue on in this game without Fee." Fee asks: "Are you serious?" Harvey says: "I only entered this season to impress you! Everything I tried to do, was to show you how good of a contestant, and a guy I was! But...I guess I fell a little short! I'm...not as good as I thought I was. I got mad, and I took it out on you! Even so, I don't think you deserved that from me." Fee says: "Don't worry about it; if ANYONE made mistakes on this show, I was the one who made them." Harvey says: "Maybe, but I'm STILL not playing without you! If Fee has to leave, I have to leave! We're a package deal, it's just that simple!" Sniz says: "Suit yourselves! Mine Cart of Shame, that way!" Buhdeuce says: "We'll miss you, Harvey!" Fee asks: "What about ME?!" Daggett says: "Don't ask questions, you DON'T want to know the answer to!" Taotie says: "IRONY!!!!" Harvey and Fee put on their safety helmets, and strap themselves into the Mine Cart! Sniz asks: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And Harvey and Fee rocket down the rails, and head through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "And Harvey and Fee are OUT of here! And with the Orange Iguanas down to three; I guess THIS means the Orange Iguanas are no more! Red Jaguars, you get to choose TWO contestants, to join your ranks!" Larry THINKS about it, and he says: "I think we'll choose DUDLEY, and Chameleon!" Chameleon asks: "Really?! We get to stay on the same team?!" Dudley says: "Cool!" Sniz says: "And that, means that Bubble Bass joins the Purple Parrots by default!" Bubble Bass says: "So at long last, I'm on the same team as Bulma. It will be INTERESTING to see how our intellects match up!" Bulma says: "Likewise, I'm looking FORWARD to see how THIS plays out!" Sniz says: "Well, the Orange Iguanas are no more! We are down to three teams, so expect to see the status quo shaken up! How will the challenges proceed, with three teams fighting against each other? And who will be the next two contestants to take the last train to Clarksville? Wherever THAT is! Find out on the next episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where our only destination, is entertainment!" / Stinger: Spongebob and Sandy are currently in the cafeteria at Boomer's Miniature Golf Course, and enjoying the types of food that they're serving there! Sandy says: "It sure is nice to take a break from the crazy action that's happened in this competition! It feels GOOD to be able to unwind with you!" Spongebob says: "Likewise, I needed a break from the crazy stuff myself! It's been quite a while since we've been able to have some time to ourselves!" Sandy asks: "Speaking of time, I wonder what kind of time we are going to have once we get back? One of the teams will be dissolved! It might even affect MY team!" Spongebob says: "I don't think you need to worry about it! After all, Larry is in charge when YOU'RE not around! I'm sure he'll make a good call!" Sandy sighs, and she says: "Yeah, you're probably right!" (SPLASH!!!!) Spongebob asks: "What was THAT loud sound?!" And the two of them hurry outside, and see Harvey and Fee have landed in their mine cart, in the Bumper Boats lake! Harvey chuckles, and he says: "What do you know? I guess we got to go on the Reward AFTER all! Not in the way I planned, but still..." Spongebob says: "Here, Harvey. Grab hold of my brand new net, NEW Reliable, and I'll pull you out!" Harvey grabs it, and Spongebob pulls him to shore! Harvey says: "Thank you, Spongebob!" Fee asks: "What about me?" Sandy says: "Answer ONE question; on WHICH date was the first Transcontinental Railroad COMPLETED?!" Fee's eyes narrow in horror, and she screams a big: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" / Episode Notes: It is revealed that Yakkity's name has been misspelled prior to this episode, and it is finally fixed! Daggett injures his left foot in this episode, and it is temporarily put in traction. Featured songs in this episode; Kylie Minogue's version of "Locomotion"; Cat Stevens' "Peace Train"; and The Beatles' version of "Come Together"! Fee is eliminated, and Harvey quits. Dudley and Chameleon are picked up by the Red Jaguars, and Bubble Bass is picked up by the Purple Parrots, and the Orange Iguanas are no more! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. Remaining Contestants: Daggett Beaver, Purple Parrots. Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Pearl Krabs Barracuda, Red Jaguars. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Taotie, Purple Parrots. Po, Purple Parrots. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Bulma Briefs, Purple Parrots. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Purple Parrots. Yakkity Yak, Purple Parrots. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: On "Legends of The Hidden Temple", ALL of the contestants were roughly ten to twelve years old; and there was virtually very little difference between the contestants, in terms of overall skills, knowledge, and strength. What this season of "Total Cartoon Legends" wanted to show, was just how MUCH of an uphill battle two NORMAL twelve year old kids, Harvey and Fee, would have to face; when faced up against 44 other contestants; the majority of whom were all FAR stronger, smarter, and more skilled than they were! And while they were smart for their age; Fee, and even HARVEY, discovered that they hadn't yet learned everything they SHOULD learn, in order to truly BE in a competition of this nature! Granted, they lasted FAR longer than anyone THOUGHT they would; but at long last, Fee and Harvey are finally out of the competition! How will the competition fare with only three teams instead of four? Read the next episode, and find out! Enough said, true believers!
  21. It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's Super Squirrel!
  22. Which teams will remain standing? Find out in the second, and final part of this episode! / After the commercials end, the contestants are making their way to the Steps of Knowledge. Daggett's left foot is now COMPLETELY wrapped in tape bandages, and it is being supported by a small, metal crutch, so that Daggett's left foot DOESN'T touch the ground! Bulma says: "If I had access to my tools back home, I REALLY could've gone all out with you! But all things considered, I STILL did a pretty good job! Don't you feel all better, Daggett?!" Daggett screams: "NO!!!! Because Bubble Bass DIRTIED up my FOOT, for lack of a better word!" Bubble Bass seriously says: "That 'DIRTY', was the only way to NULLIFY the poison that the fire urchin's needle was going to put into your body! Would you have rather DIED from the fire urchin's poison?" Daggett SERIOUSLY thinks about it, and asks: "Is THAT a trick QUESTION?!" Bubble Bass says: "Pick ONE or the OTHER! Besides, we made sure your left foot got completely CLEAN! Besides, you KNOW if I KNEW of a BETTER, non-gross way to save you, I would've done THAT instead!" Daggett rolls his eyes, and deadpan, says: "Thank you; I feel SO much better!" (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Does Daggett HONESTLY think I WANTED to do the nasty thing I did to save him? Of COURSE not! But as a father, I HAVE to know these things! After all, you never know for sure what might just happen! As far as I'm concerned, it's better to HAVE that knowledge and NOT need it, than to need it and NOT have it! And boy, did I NEED that knowledge!" / Daggett scoffs, and says: "Figures! As soon as I feel the SLIGHTEST bit GOOD about my own intelligence and confidence, some SPOOTY thing has to come around and kick me DOWN a peg! I mean, if somebody WAS going to have to do a 'NASTY' on my foot in order to save me, that's SOMETHING I should be WARNED about, TEN YEARS IN ADVANCE; MINIMUM!" / Bulma says: "Even though Daggett's playing ability is SOMEWHAT compromised, I'm STILL going ahead with my plan! If there's one important thing I've learned while growing up, is that you should ALWAYS try to stick BY a commitment if you make one, and ONLY break it off if you have a good REASON to do so! And as far as I'm concerned, Daggett's foot is not a good enough reason for me to break off my commitment to keeping MY team safe!" (End Confessional) Keswick turns to Spongebob, and Keswick says: "On the off-chance that our team loses, who should we vote off?" Spongebob says: "I NEVER ask that question of myself UNLESS our team actually loses! After all, counting myself, there ARE 20 contestants left in play; that's a LOT of variables to consider! And I NEVER want to target somebody just because I can, that would be wrong!" Stimpy asks: "Than WHY did you treat Squidward SO badly in that recent episode of Spongebob Squarepants?" Spongebob says: "Come ON! You can't FAULT me for that! That episode segment was filmed MONTHS in advance BEFORE coming here! Besides, the only reason I MADE it, was because I was PROMISED by the executives that they WOULDN'T show that episode! WHY do they ALWAYS break their PROMISE to ME?! Don't they have ANY idea that they're not only making ME look bad; but they're making themselves LOOK bad?!" Marlene says: "I hate to break it to you Spongebob; but when it comes right down to it, the only bottom line your executives care about is MONEY! You'd be LUCKY if 'Quality' was even an AFTER THOUGHT for them! How ELSE do you explain why 'Teen Titans Go' was able to stay on the AIR for so long? Even if it only makes a PENNY in profits, that STILL counts as a WIN for them! You ever wonder WHY Harvey Beaks only LASTED two seasons?" Spongebob says: "That DID kind of cross my mind." Marlene says: "It's because Harvey and Fee weren't WILLING to compromise their integrity, for profits!" Spongebob thinks about it, and he says: "Well, at least I now KNOW what I'm going to do with MY share of the money if I win it; I will purchase my OWN stake in my OWN show, so that I can have VETO power over episodes that I don't LIKE!" Wally says: "I sure hope you succeed; the integrity of your show, as well as your loyal fans are COUNTING on it!" (Confessional) Spongebob sighs, and he says: "Even after 23 YEARS, the studio is STILL not only getting me to STAR in episodes that I KNOW are just going to come off as LOOKING and BEING bad, they're STILL lying to my FACE about releasing them! Do they think I don't KNOW what they're doing?! And the worst part is, if I complain about it and quit, they'll do to me what they did to Ren Hoek; get a look-alike character who LOOKS like me, and have one of my FRIENDS voice me, and the show would get EVEN WORSE! The only way to combat this is with money; and winning this season just MIGHT be the way to do it!" / Keswick says: "As far as playing strategies go; Spongebob's strategy couldn't be anymore different from Treeflower's strategy if you TRIED! Whereas she ALWAYS planned targets; Spongebob actively doesn't WANT to! I actually admire that trait about him!" / Marlene sighs, and says: "I'm finding it SO hard to get myself into projects that DON'T and WON'T sacrifice integrity for profits! I've shopped around for a NUMBER of shows that could've put me BACK into the limelight, but none of them are EVER willing to back up their integrity as much as The Penguins of Madagascar did!" / Wally says: "When Gus and I did Rocket Monkeys, we LITERALLY had no CLUE as to what would be good moves for us to make; as to what would make us popular Nicktoons! We just trusted what the executives told us to do, and we did it! Now, looking in retrospect, I can now SEE which moves WEREN'T in good taste or judgment! I think Buhdeuce feels pretty much the same way in regards to the way HIS show turned out! I mean, if it's any consolation; the writing quality of the second season of Breadwinners was MUCH better than the first!" (End Confessional) Sandy turns to her fellow Red Jaguars, and she says: "You know, we are going to need SOMEONE to answer questions about the Transcontinental Railroad. Do I have any volunteers?" Buhdeuce raises his hand, and he says: "Pick me! It's got to be ME! I know more about railways than anyone else in this challenge! I've been riding rails to mine bread as my professional vocation!" Pearl asks: "Mining BREAD?!" Buhdeuce says: "Trust me; it makes sense in context, as far as MY show is concerned!" Larry says: "Why not? I mean, personal experience OFTEN translates into personal knowledge!" Sandy sighs, and says: "All right! I guess it's you, Buhdeuce!" Buhdeuce says: "Awesome!" (Confessional) Sandy sighs, and she says: "Having to be in the same team with Buhdeuce is kind of EXHAUSTING! It's almost as grating to my SOUL as having to do one of THOSE bad Spongebob Squarepants episodes that executives FORCE me to do!" / Buhdeuce says: "Honestly, I shouldn't HAVE to prove myself during EVERY single challenge; but my other team-mates always seem to keep DOUBTING my abilities, and I'm the one who beat TIGRESS! I'll help them win this challenge, but it would serve them RIGHT if I managed to outlast ALL of them! Than, they're going to wish they were more respectful to me!" / Larry says: "From what I've seen on this show, contestants are often ELIMINATED by the one opponent they would LEAST expect to be eliminated by! Aang was basically eliminated by Spongebob, Blonda was eliminated by Dora, Dora was eliminated by Bulma, Tigress was eliminated by Buhdeuce, and Treeflower was eliminated by Daggett! So, the only question I have; is that if someone DOES try to eliminate me, who would that contestant be?" (End Confessional) Fee turns to look at Daggett, and she giggles! Daggett asks: "What's so funny?!" Fee says: "Oh, just the fact that unless you WIN this thing; WHICH I highly doubt, Treeflower and Norbert will NEVER let you live this season DOWN!" Daggett says: "At least MY show actually LASTED for five seasons; which is THREE more than YOURS did!" Fee sarcastically says: "Oh, ow. I'm SO hurt! By the way, IF you die; can I have your stuff?" Harvey says: "Fee, that's BAD!!!!" Fee says: "Oh, RIGHT! WHEN you die!" Harvey says: "FEE, that's even WORSE!!!!" (Confessional) Daggett angrily says: "That DOES it! Fee is getting eliminated PURELY on PRINCIPLE!" / Harvey shakes his head, and he says: "Fee; she is DEFINITELY the sassiest girl I've ever seen, but she SO, all too often, does NOT think before she speaks!" / Fee says: "I just call it like I see it! As far as I'm concerned, it's practically a MIRACLE Daggett has lasted THIS long!" (End Confessional) Sniz finally arrives, and he says: "Okay, I'm HERE! I TRUST EVERYONE has gotten their obligatory giggles out of the way?" Taotie looks at Fee, and he says: "SOME of us have! I can't speak for EVERYONE, though!" Sniz says: "In any case, it's time to determine if we have any volunteers for the Steps Of Knowledge." Stimpy says: "I've done at LEAST one episode of train travel on my own show! I think Keswick and I should volunteer!" Keswick says: "Sure! I'm game!" Sandy sighs and says: "Buhdeuce and I will volunteer, ONLY because he has the most PERSONAL experience out of all of us!" Buhdeuce says: "Experience RULES!" Harvey THINKS about it, and he asks: "Fee; since we can't win an Immunity Pendant anyways, do you want to try the Steps of Knowledge?" Fee asks: "Why do YOU want to?" Harvey says: "Well, we CAN'T keep letting the rest of our team-mates keep carry us through the rest of these challenges! We have to earn our right to win, just as much as they do!" Fee sighs, and she says: "FINE! Harvey and I volunteer!" Bulma says: "And YAKKITY and I will volunteer! I want to make up for all the times I ACCIDENTALLY misspelled his name!" Yakkity blushes, and he says: "Thank you!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Letting Yakkity team up with me is a rather small price to pay for potentially NOT winning the Steps of Knowledge! Besides, his loyalty to me is FAR more important than answering questions that I could've EASILY answered in Pre-school!" / Yakkity says: "I definitely feel like Bulma respects me as a contestant now; because she trusts in MY knowledge and skills! And as such, I have a duty to her, to do my absolute BEST in these challenges!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! We have our volunteers, so now Olmec will tell us about the legend of the Golden Spike of the Transcontinental Railroad!" Olmec says: "The Legend of the Golden Spike, begins with a man named Theodore Judah! He started the funding and building of a railroad east from Sacramento across the Sierra Nevadas! Between January through July 1861, Judah led a ten person expedition, to survey; and found the proper route across the Sierra Nevadas! But it wasn't until the American Civil War broke out, that Abraham Lincoln was able to sign into law on July 1 of 1862, the Pacific Railroad Acts of 1862! It authorized the creation of two railroad companies; the Central Pacific, working their way east from Sacramento, California, and the Union Pacific, working their way west from Council Bluffs, Iowa. Work officially started on January 8, 1863, but work was initially slow. Not only that, but Theodore Judah, ended up dying of Yellow Fever on November 2, 1863. His work would be carried on by his successor, Samuel S. Montague! To build the railroads themselves, the Central Pacific ended up hiring a bunch of Chinese; while the Union Pacific ended up hiring a bunch of Irish emigrants! To build the combined, roughly 1,777 miles of railroad track, it would require steel rails, and telegraph lines to keep the trains on schedule! While the Union Pacific was able to lay about a mile of railroad starting at the end of 1865, the Central Pacific had the problem of having to build from the 40 foot elevation of Sacramento, to the 7,000 foot summit of Donner Pass, which needed to be accomplished in 90 miles, requiring an elevation change of 76 feet per mile! It took eleven tunnel projects, five Howe truss bridges, and workers working at a rate of .98 feet per day with three shifts of eight hour workers, before the railroad was built over the Sierra Nevadas in 1868! After the Sierra Nevadas, there was even a point where the Central Pacific once laid ten miles of track in one day, a record that STILL stands today! Finally, on May 10, 1869, the two railroads met at Promontory Summit, Utah. Leland Stanford, one of the big four of the Central Pacific, ended up driving in the ceremonial Golden Spike, which linked together the American continent, for the very first time! Four Golden spikes were driven during the ceremony. One is still in the railroad; two are on display, but the fourth was lost to the mists of time, until it found its way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the Golden Spike, and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks Olmec! Where can the Golden Spike of the Transcontinental Railroad be found?" Olmec says: "The Golden Spike can be found in the abandoned Mine Shaft!" Sniz says: "All right, you know the drill! Nobody can win an Immunity Pendant today! So the first team down, will receive a Pendant of Life, that they will need for the Temple Run! Olmec, take it away!" Olmec asks: "When was the earliest that surveys for the Transcontinental Railroad started?" Bulma rings in, and she says: "1845!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots move down a step! Keswick scoffs, and he says: "Show-off!" Olmec asks: "Who started the funding and building of a railroad east of Sacramento, California?" Stimpy rings in, and Keswick answers: "Theodore Judah!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Harvey says: "This is harder than I thought it would be!" Olmec asks: "When was the expedition to survey the best route across the Sierra Nevadas undertaken?" Buhdeuce rings in and says: "Between January through July of 1861!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Harvey says: "Come on! Faster, FASTER! If you don't MOVE faster, we'll never WIN!" Olmec asks: "On what PRECISE date did Abraham Lincoln sign the Railroad Acts of 1862 into law?" Harvey rings in and says: "July 1, 1862!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Orange Iguanas move down a step! Daggett says: "If you flunk THIS one, Fee; you are SO going to have to repeat a grade!" Fee says: "I'm NOT being graded!" Yakkity says: "Except for a railroad GRADE!!!!" And Johnny Krill plays a rim-shot! Dudley says: "OOH, he's got you THERE, Fee!" Olmec asks: "What were the names of the two railroad companies building the first Transcontinental Railroad?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "The Central Pacific and the Union Pacific!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Harvey says: "Come on, Fee! You should've gotten THAT one!" Fee whines, and says: "But history is SO BORING!!!!" Harvey says: "If you don't LEARN it, you could be DOOMED to REPEAT it; LITERALLY, as in a GRADE!" Olmec asks: "Where did the Union Pacific begin their building?" Stimpy rings in, and Keswick answers: "In Council Bluffs, Iowa!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Green Monkeys move down a step! Harvey rolls his eyes, and asks: "Am I going to HAVE to do ALL the work for the BOTH of us?!" Fee HONESTLY asks: "You can DO THAT?! Because that would be GREAT!!!!" Harvey says: "I think I'm beginning to understand just WHY Dade doesn't LIKE you!" Olmec asks: "When did work on the Transcontinental Railroad officially start?" Buhdeuce rings in and answers: "On January 8, 1863!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "The Red Jaguars did it! They have a Pendant of Life! Which team will win a Pendant during the Challenge Arena? Let's find out by heading there now!" Harvey pants, and he says: "You moved...really fast, Buhdeuce!" Buhdeuce sighs, and he says: "I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean to make you look bad. But you did okay for a kid. In another 6 years, maybe you could become a genuine Breadwinner!" Harvey says: "I'll have to...think about that!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "Well, at least now I know why Bubble Bass was always WILLING to volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge before. I think it was because he didn't want me to be embarrassed when WE couldn't keep up with the speed and knowledge of the other players! I mean, I HOPED Fee would at LEAST be willing to pay ATTENTION! A drop!" / Fee says: "The one thing I would LIKE to know, is when am I EVER going to need to know THAT history in REAL life?!" / Harvey says: "And if I know Fee, she probably tempted fate AGAIN, just now! One thing I know for sure is, if I had been on Breadwinners, their show would've been a LOT more respected, and probably lasted for MORE than two seasons!" / Buhdeuce says: "Look; Harvey KNEW what he was getting into when he volunteered for the Steps of Knowledge! There's ALWAYS a chance that you could actually LOSE it! I mean, Harvey was BOUND to run into a situation where he could and WOULD legitimately LOSE! I just wish that I didn't HAVE to be the one to make Harvey lose! But I guess that what Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones sang was true, when they sang 'You can't always get what you want'." / Sandy THINKS about it, and she says: "Now that I THINK about it, Buhdeuce's knowledge AND skill DO seem to be pretty comparable with my own! The trouble is, I'm not sure if I should think of it as a GOOD thing, or a bad thing! After all, even if our team DOES survive this challenge, the team portion of this season can only last for so long! After that, all bets are off! And the hard part is, deciding whether or not someone needs to leave sooner rather than later! I know SPONGEBOB won't consider such options unless he has to, but I like to be prepared! That's just one of the ways Spongebob and I are different from each other, but we STILL make our relationship work!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay, it's time to reveal what we'll do in the Challenge Arena! During the construction of the first Transcontinental Railroad, the Central Pacific had to build no less than 11 tunnels in order to get through the Sierra Nevadas! Therefore, your job is to try to clear the FAKE debris, in 11 tunnels of roughly 11 feet in length, in roughly four minutes! The teams that either clears the most FAKE debris, or the teams that finish clearing their fake debris first, will win a Pendant of Life! And if the Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars do it, they WILL be going to do a Temple Run, and competing for a reward! That's right! We have ANOTHER reward AND elimination challenge for you! General Barracuda, tell us what our challengers can win!" General Barracuda says: "Whoever wins the Temple Run, they and a guest of their choice will receive an all-expenses paid trip to Boomer's Miniature Golf Course, in Santa Maria, California! Boomers; come for the race karts, bumpers boats, miniature golf, and arcade games; stay for the food and relatively cheap novelty prizes!" Harvey says: "SEE?! If you paid the slightest BIT of attention to history, we'd be ONE step closer to WINNING that prize already!" Fee asks: "And HOW in the WORLD could I have predicted THAT?! Besides, if there's one thing I AM good at, it's WORKING with my hands! I'm not one of those 'Girly girls' like BULMA is!" Bulma gets incensed, and she says: "ME?! Girly?! LADY; you have NO idea of ALL the TROUBLES I've gone through in MY life! I am PRACTICALLY the LAST woman you should EVER call, 'Girly'!" Fee scoffs, and she says: "Are you kidding me?! In YOUR last season, you ALWAYS let ZARBON do all the hard work FOR you! You're not CAPABLE of getting YOUR hands either figuratively, or LITERALLY dirty!" Bulma rhetorically says: "Oh, I'm NOT; am I?! Po, you BETTER prepare a hot bath for me! This LADY is about to do some REAL work for the first time in a LONG time!" Taotie asks: "Bulma doing her OWN work?! Now THIS, I've GOT to see!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Fee has SO not been paying attention this season! Does she have ANY idea on how physically active I've been this season? SCORES more than the times I was active on Total Cartoon Global Cruise! I wasn't ready the LAST time I tried to be REALLY active! But this time, I'll make Fee EAT her words; figuratively, at LEAST!" / Harvey lightly POUNDS his head against the wall of the Confessional, and he says: "Fee, you're MAKING THINGS WORSE!!!!" / Fee scoffs, and she says: "If Bulma can ACTUALLY beat ME in a physical competition, than I'm a MONGOOSE!!!!" / Taotie says: "Come to think of it, I'm not exactly sure WHAT Fee is supposed to be! For all that SHE and I know, she COULD be a mongoose!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Let's see, the Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars have ten combined members; but with Daggett incapacitated, the Purple Parrots and Orange Iguanas only have NINE combined members! Johnny, would you mind switching to HELP the Purple Parrots?" Johnny asks: "I'm STILL getting paid extra, right?" Sniz asks: "Does Garfield HATE Mondays? The answer to both questions is yes!" Johnny says: "Awesome! I get to work with Bulma!" Fee says: "Ix-nay on the onspiracy-cay! Johnny is OBVIOUSLY going to team up with Bulma and HELP her dig MORE than me! Get out your RULE book, and RULE check already!" Sniz asks: "Did you even READ your contract when you SIGNED it?!" Harvey says: "I did! I KNOW Sniz is telling the truth! Fee, tell me you KNEW about this, already!" Fee whines: "But reading is SO BORING!!!!" Harvey face-palms himself, and yells: "Fee, we are STRUGGLING TOGETHER!!!!" Fee says: "Hey! When I signed up for this, BORING trivia challenges and 'Reading' were NOT what I signed up for! I didn't come here just to continue my EDUCATION, I could've stayed in SCHOOL if I wanted to do THAT!" Bubble Bass asks: "And just HOW do you plan on getting a JOB, if you DON'T have an education? I bet Harvey would REALLY like to hear THAT!" Harvey, clearly now irritated, says: "Now that he mentions it, just how HAVE you been planning on getting through life; just for the record?!" Fee THINKS about it, and she asks: "What's the AMENDMENT that prevents me from incriminating myself in a trial AGAIN?!" Harvey begins to speak, but he stops, and says: "Nope! I am NOT going to answer YOUR questions anymore! If you REALLY want to know, LEARN IT YOURSELF! I REFUSE to be your BABYSITTER anymore! If I WANTED to be a babysitter, I could've stayed HOME and helped take care of MY baby sister MICHELLE!" Fee desperately says: "Not learning, NOT LEARNING! ANYTHING BUT LEARNING!!!!" Harvey says: "Either YOU start learning, or you can KISS any potential FUTURE dates with ME good-bye!" (Confessional) Fee actually cries, and she says: "How could Harvey DO this to ME?! After...after...there's got to be SOMETHING that I did for HIM that actually HELPED him...RIGHT?!" / Harvey sighs and says: "They say every couple has at least ONE spat; at least SEVERAL between Ren and Stimpy if the rumors can be believed! But I HAD to stand firm! Fee can't keep depending on ME to answer everything for her if she really WANTS to get ahead in life! She's got to LEARN about things, and learn how to do things for HERSELF!" Harvey sighs, and he says: "And for the record, the amendment that prevents you from incriminating yourself is the FIFTH one!" / Bubble Bass says: "And here I thought, that Harvey's relationship with Fee, was going to be one that WOULDN'T have any spats between them! I guess even HARVEY can have his limits if he's pushed far enough!" / Bulma says: "Look, I'm confidant enough in my OWN skills; but having Johnny Krill help me, will be the FINAL nail in Fee's metaphorical coffin!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And to help you dig these railroad tunnels, you'll be rocking out to The Beatles' version of Come Together! Is everyone READY?!" Fee desperately says: "Harvey, please SAY that you're going to help me DIG!" Harvey asks: "What's the MATTER? I thought YOU never needed to LEARN anything, including learning how to do things for YOURSELF!" Fee nervously gulps, and she says: "Mother!" Sniz says: "On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage and song, Fee is finding it HARD to move the big fake rocks and boulders by herself, but Harvey simply REFUSES to help, while everyone else manages to make a solid effort in clearing the tunnels! / The Beatles sing: "Here come old flat-top, he come groovin' up slowly! He got ju-ju eyeball, he one holy roller! He got hair down to his knee! Got to be a joker, he just do what he please! He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football! He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola! He say, 'I know you, you know me'. One thing I can tell you, is you got to be free! Come together, right now! Over me! He bag production, he got walrus gumboot! He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker! He got feet down below his knee! Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease! Come together, right now! Over me! Right! (Musical Break) Come! Come, come, come! He roller-coaster, he got early warnin'! He got muddy water, he one mojo filter! He say, 'One and one and one is three'; got to be good-lookin', 'cause he's so hard to see! Come together, right now! Over me! Ugh! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Agh! Come together, yeah! Come together, yeah! Come together!" / And the song ends as the challenge ends! / Sniz says: "Time is up! Time to see how many tunnels each side cleared out! The Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars cleared out 1, 2, 4, 8, 10 tunnels! The Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots cleared out 1, 2, 4, 8, eight and a half-tunnels; the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars win a Pendant of Life, and they're going to the Temple!" Harvey turns to Fee, and he asks: "Well?" Fee cries, and she says: "Okay! I can't DO all the hard work by myself! I thought learning was HARD, but that was MUCH worse! Please, I PROMISE I'll put the hard work and effort in! Just PLEASE, stop giving me the cold shoulder!" Harvey sighs, and he says: "Okay. But you know, I was only DOING that BECAUSE I love you! I just want you to realize your best potential!" Taotie says: "Well, as far as I'm concerned, HER best potential WON'T be reached HERE! You've been lucky SO far, Harvey! But since Bulma has PROBABLY got an Immunity Pendant, I think that FEE'S luck has just about RUN out!" Harvey gulps nervously, and he gets an Anime sweat drop, and he says: "Boy, did I EVER pick the wrong time to put MY foot down! I did NOT think that plan through WHATSOEVER!" Fee says: "If it's any consolation, you WERE still right!" Harvey says: "A lot of good THAT will do for YOU if YOU'RE eliminated!" Fee says: "Eh, I've been through worse!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "And here I was worrying that Taotie was going to engineer ANOTHER scheme to eliminate me! I never thought that friction would develop between Fee and me! And now EVERYONE is going to use Fee's attitude as an excuse to vote her off; warranted, or otherwise! And I could've avoided this, if I just answered ONE more question!" / Fee says: "If I paid the SLIGHTEST bit of attention during the Steps of Knowledge, Harvey and I WOULDN'T be in this mess right now! If I get voted off, I certainly wouldn't be able to BLAME any of them! I mean, technically, I COULD; but THEY'RE the ones who are actually in the right!" / Taotie says: "Harvey, if you hadn't brought your head-strong girlfriend along, you wouldn't BE in the mess you're in right now! I KNEW one of the two of you would slip up sooner or later! Bye-bye, Fee! See you NEVER!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots, your fates will be decided after the Temple Run! Now, it's time to determine, who is going to run!" Buhdeuce says: "I'll run first for the Red Jaguars!" Spongebob says: "And I'll run for the Green Monkeys!" Sniz says: "All right! Map, it's time to make a visual progress of the journey our contestants must take, as they run through the Temple!" Map says: "I'm on it, Sniz!" And Map's visual information fills in, as Olmec talks about the interior of the Temple! Olmec says: "First, you will make your way through the Lost Library. Pull on the right book, and head onto the Pressure Ledge! Push on the right button, and climb into the Observatory! Spin the sundial, and head down into the Room of Keys! Find the right key, which will lead you into the Roman Catacombs! Push on the right gargoyle statue, and head into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, and head into the Hall of Armor! Place yourself into the correct suit of armor, and slide on down into the Abandoned Mine Shaft, where you can find the Golden Spike! Smash through the Stone Wall, and make your way through the Snake Swamp! Next, head into the Emperor's Chamber! Smash the clay pots to find the key, that will allow you to enter the Spiritual Chamber! Push the right buttons in the chamber, than, make your way through the Pit. Climb through the Crystal Cave, and back to the Temple Entrance! Remember, if you make it back here in three minutes, you will receive the reward of going to Boomer's Miniature Golf Course! The choices are yours, and yours alone! Good luck!" Sniz says: "All right! Map will keep track of your progress in the lower left hand corner of the screen! Olmec, let's put three minutes on the clock! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / And Buhdeuce takes off, and Sniz narrates the action as he goes along! / Sniz says: "Buhdeuce is in the Lost Library, and a Temple Guard, right off the bat! He gives up his pendant! And he's found the right book! Onto the Pressure Ledge! Watch out for those falling fake rocks! He's found the right pressure switch! Up into the Observatory! He spins the sundial, and down into the Room of Keys! Another Temple Guard! Go, Spongebob, go! Through the Library, across the ledge, up into the Observatory, and down into the Room of Keys! He's found the right key! Into the Roman Catacombs! It's Johnny Krill as a Temple Guard! He gives up his Pendant! He's found the right statue! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! He puts down the base, he puts down the stomach, and he's putting down the head! It connects! Into the Hall of Armor! He's got to find the right suit of armor! He's found it! Down into the Abandoned Mine Shaft! He's got the Golden Spike! All the doors are open! Through the stone wall and through the Snake Swamp! Through the Emperor's Chamber! Through the Spiritual Chamber! Through the Pit, and through the Crystal Cave! Spongebob has made it out with 15 seconds to spare! Spongebob, you win the all-expenses paid trip to Boomer's Miniature Golf Course! Who are you going to take with you?" Spongebob says: "It's definitely got to be Sandy, more than any one else! I mean, the decisions SHE'S had to make this season have been a LOT harder than mine!" Sandy says: "Thank you, Spongebob! I accept the offer!" Sniz says: "Very well! You two enjoy your trip! Green Monkeys, take the night off, you deserve it! The rest of the Red Jaguars, you'll need to come with me! Your help will be needed in deciding the ultimate fate of the Orange Iguanas, and the Purple Parrots!" (Confessional) Johnny Krill says: "Ultimate fate? If it were up to me, Bulma would be OUT of this competition! But since I'm not getting a vote anyways, my opinion probably matters very little to everyone else!" / Buhdeuce says: "With Sandy going off with Spongebob, I guess that means Larry's going to make the ultimate call on what happens to the team that gets dissolved. I wonder if we're going to get some new members? That would certainly be nice, if I'm no longer the ONLY contestant who's not FROM Spongebob Squarepants!" / Po says: "The bottom line is, Fee messed up. And the fact of the matter is, her behavior simply isn't becoming for a girl of her age! I'm ONLY eliminating her, because SHE needs to learn some manners!" / Dudley says: "I might have done questionable things on my show, but I never acted as arrogant as FEE has! She has GOT to go!" / Chameleon says: "Even if I understand Fee's mindset, that doesn't mean that I AGREE with it! So, Fee has to be the one who has to LEAVE! It's just that simple!" / Yakkity says: "Eliminating Fee? That's the EASY part! The hard part will be, having to deal with Harvey, who will probably be heart-broken without her!" / Bulma says: "Game, set, and match! When it comes to answering questions; I'm not JUST the teacher, I am a professor AND a master! And Harvey and Fee; you are about to get SCHOOLED!" (End Confessional) The Orange Iguanas and the Purple Parrots are at the Elimination Ceremony, and the Red Jaguars are watching intently! Sniz says: "We are down to 20 contestants. The moment of truth will soon be upon us. Four teams entered this episode, but only THREE, will be leaving from it! The remaining contestants from the dissolved team, will find themselves absorbed into the Red Jaguars, and the team that manages to stay standing! So, it's time for everyone to vote! And Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots, this MIGHT be your last chance, to play your respective Immunity Pendants! With that being said, VOTE!" And while some are easily able to vote, others have a much harder time doing it; but everyone eventually votes! Sniz says: "Voting is over, so--." Bubble Bass says: "Since I don't want my Immunity Pendant to go to waste, I will be playing my Immunity Pendant on myself!" Sniz says: "The Immunity Pendant is real, that means all votes cast for Bubble Bass will not count! Now--." Bulma says: "And I hope NO ONE got any FUNNY ideas about trying to vote ME off; I'm playing MY Immunity Pendant on myself!" Taotie says: "Called it!" Daggett says: "AGAIN?!!!" Sniz says: "Her Immunity Pendant is real, that means all votes cast for Bulma will not count! Now, it's time to reveal who is safe! Taotie, Po, Dudley, OBVIOUSLY Bulma; Chameleon, OBVIOUSLY Bubble Bass; Yakkity Yak!" Daggett looks concerned, and Harvey hugs Fee, as if afraid to lose her! Sniz says: "Contestants, one final Chocolate Pendant of Life! It can only go to ONE contestant!" Daggett winces, as if waiting for the inevitable; Fee just looks sad and forlorn, and Harvey just closes his eyes, as if unable to LOOK at the results! Sniz says: "It will go to HARVEY!!!!" Harvey yells: "NO!!!!" Sniz looks stunned, and he says: "No?" Harvey sighs, and he says: "Look, I know I SHOULD accept the Chocolate Pendant of Life. In any other case, I would; but, I can't continue on in this game without Fee." Fee asks: "Are you serious?" Harvey says: "I only entered this season to impress you! Everything I tried to do, was to show you how good of a contestant, and a guy I was! But...I guess I fell a little short! I'm...not as good as I thought I was. I got mad, and I took it out on you! Even so, I don't think you deserved that from me." Fee says: "Don't worry about it; if ANYONE made mistakes on this show, I was the one who made them." Harvey says: "Maybe, but I'm STILL not playing without you! If Fee has to leave, I have to leave! We're a package deal, it's just that simple!" Sniz says: "Suit yourselves! Mine Cart of Shame, that way!" Buhdeuce says: "We'll miss you, Harvey!" Fee asks: "What about ME?!" Daggett says: "Don't ask questions, you DON'T want to know the answer to!" Taotie says: "IRONY!!!!" Harvey and Fee put on their safety helmets, and strap themselves into the Mine Cart! Sniz asks: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And Harvey and Fee rocket down the rails, and head through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "And Harvey and Fee are OUT of here! And with the Orange Iguanas down to three; I guess THIS means the Orange Iguanas are no more! Red Jaguars, you get to choose TWO contestants, to join your ranks!" Larry THINKS about it, and he says: "I think we'll choose DUDLEY, and Chameleon!" Chameleon asks: "Really?! We get to stay on the same team?!" Dudley says: "Cool!" Sniz says: "And that, means that Bubble Bass joins the Purple Parrots by default!" Bubble Bass says: "So at long last, I'm on the same team as Bulma. It will be INTERESTING to see how our intellects match up!" Bulma says: "Likewise, I'm looking FORWARD to see how THIS plays out!" Sniz says: "Well, the Orange Iguanas are no more! We are down to three teams, so expect to see the status quo shaken up! How will the challenges proceed, with three teams fighting against each other? And who will be the next two contestants to take the last train to Clarksville? Wherever THAT is! Find out on the next episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Where our only destination, is entertainment!" / Stinger: Spongebob and Sandy are currently in the cafeteria at Boomer's Miniature Golf Course, and enjoying the types of food that they're serving there! Sandy says: "It sure is nice to take a break from the crazy action that's happened in this competition! It feels GOOD to be able to unwind with you!" Spongebob says: "Likewise, I needed a break from the crazy stuff myself! It's been quite a while since we've been able to have some time to ourselves!" Sandy asks: "Speaking of time, I wonder what kind of time we are going to have once we get back? One of the teams will be dissolved! It might even affect MY team!" Spongebob says: "I don't think you need to worry about it! After all, Larry is in charge when YOU'RE not around! I'm sure he'll make a good call!" Sandy sighs, and she says: "Yeah, you're probably right!" (SPLASH!!!!) Spongebob asks: "What was THAT loud sound?!" And the two of them hurry outside, and see Harvey and Fee have landed in their mine cart, in the Bumper Boats lake! Harvey chuckles, and he says: "What do you know? I guess we got to go on the Reward AFTER all! Not in the way I planned, but still..." Spongebob says: "Here, Harvey. Grab hold of my brand new net, NEW Reliable, and I'll pull you out!" Harvey grabs it, and Spongebob pulls him to shore! Harvey says: "Thank you, Spongebob!" Fee asks: "What about me?" Sandy says: "Answer ONE question; on WHICH date was the first Transcontinental Railroad COMPLETED?!" Fee's eyes narrow in horror, and she screams a big: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" / Episode Notes: It is revealed that Yakkity's name has been misspelled prior to this episode, and it is finally fixed! Daggett injures his left foot in this episode, and it is temporarily put in traction. Featured songs in this episode; Kylie Minogue's version of "Locomotion"; Cat Stevens' "Peace Train"; and The Beatles' version of "Come Together"! Fee is eliminated, and Harvey quits. Dudley and Chameleon are picked up by the Red Jaguars, and Bubble Bass is picked up by the Purple Parrots, and the Orange Iguanas are no more! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. Remaining Contestants: Daggett Beaver, Purple Parrots. Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Pearl Krabs Barracuda, Red Jaguars. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Taotie, Purple Parrots. Po, Purple Parrots. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Red Jaguars. Bulma Briefs, Purple Parrots. Chameleon, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Purple Parrots. Yakkity Yak, Purple Parrots. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: On "Legends of The Hidden Temple", ALL of the contestants were roughly ten to twelve years old; and there was virtually very little difference between the contestants, in terms of overall skills, knowledge, and strength. What this season of "Total Cartoon Legends" wanted to show, was just how MUCH of an uphill battle two NORMAL twelve year old kids, Harvey and Fee, would have to face; when faced up against 44 other contestants; the majority of whom were all FAR stronger, smarter, and more skilled than they were! And while they were smart for their age; Fee, and even HARVEY, discovered that they hadn't yet learned everything they SHOULD learn, in order to truly BE in a competition of this nature! Granted, they lasted FAR longer than anyone THOUGHT they would; but at long last, Fee and Harvey are finally out of the competition! How will the competition fare with only three teams instead of four? Read the next episode, and find out! Enough said, true believers!
  23. Pretend that War's hit song "Low Rider" is playing during this, to get the full effect!
  24. The world's most EXTREME high dive jump; do NOT try this at home, even if this IS your home town beach!
  25. Where once there stood four, it will soon be three. One team will soon find themselves to be no more, on this latest episode of "Total Cartoon Legends!" / Sniz is standing on top of the Steps Of Knowledge, and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Legends, we were down to 22 contestants. Desperate to even the odds in their favor, Daggett DELIBERATELY decided to make Treeflower, the target of the Purple Parrots' antagonism! Not only that, it actually WORKED! However, Treeflower eventually realized, much like Tigress; that winning wasn't worth it, if she lost all of her respect in the process. In order to prove herself to her team, she decided to give Spongebob BACK the Immunity Pendant he gave her, and allow him to answer all the questions during the challenge about Leonardo Da Vinci! Gerald was SO confidant Treeflower wouldn't follow through on HER end of the deal, that he made a bet to vote himself off, if Treeflower lost her cool! To EVERYONE'S surprise, especially Gerald, she DIDN'T! The Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots won the challenge, with Harvey, Fee, and Chameleon sharing the reward; while both Treeflower and Gerald ended exiting out of the Mine Shaft, after having to face the Elimination Ceremony. Now, we are down to 20 contestants. And while we have four mighty teams, they will soon be diminished to three. One team is about to have their final day in the sun, as this challenge will LITERALLY join one team's contestants, with the others! Who will link the rails, and who will have to ride off into the sunset? Find out for yourself on this globe-linking episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Train leaving on track five, for Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows a montage of all the remaining contestants, and all of the action that they have faced so far during this season, to the tune of Kylie Minogue's version of "Locomotion!" / Kylie Minogue sings: "Everybody's doing a brand new dance now! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now! Come on, baby, do the loco-motion! My little baby sister can do it with ease! It's easier than learning your ABC's! So come on, come on; do the locomotion with me! You gotta swing your hips now! Come on, baby; jump up, jump back! Oh well, I think you got the knack; oh! Now that you can do it, let's make a chain now! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Chug-a chug-a motion like a railway train now! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Do it nice and easy now, don't lose control! A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul! So come on, come on; do the locomotion with me! The locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! Move around the floor in a locomotion! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Do it holding hands, if you got the notion! Come on, baby, do the loco-motion! There's never been a dance that's so easy to do! It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue! So come on, come on, do the locomotion with me! You gotta swing your hips now! Come on, baby; jump up, jump back! Oh well, I think you got the knack; oh! Do the loco, do the loco, do the loco, the locomotion! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Do the loco, do the loco, do the loco, the locomotion! Come on, baby, do the locomotion! Do it nice and easy now, don't lose control! A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul! So come on, come on, do the locomotion! Come on, come on, do the locomotion! Come on, come on, Do the locomotion with me! Come on, come on; the loco-motion! Come on, come on; The locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on; the locomotion! Come on, come on, come on, come on!" / And the montage and song ends! / "The Legend Of The Golden Spike of the Transcontinental Railroad!" / It is still night-time. The camera shifts to inside the hotel being shared by the remaining Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars, and it shifts into the room being shared by Wally and Future Rube. Wally is giving Future Rube a nice, relaxing massage! Future Rube says: "You know Wally, before I met you, I never would've thought that it was possible that RECEIVING love, could feel as good as giving it! But you constantly find ways to SURPRISE me! I mean, you're like the best aspects of pop musicians Prince and Sting, rolled into one!" Wally says: "You think THAT'S amazing? What's really amazing, is that I've never had an opportunity to use ANYTHING of what I've done with you, with anyone else before!" Future Rube asks: "Seriously?! From what I've felt from YOUR experience, I would've guessed that you were a master!" Wally says: "When I'm with you, I FEEL like a master!" Future Rube says: "I suppose than, that my decision to come to the past was the right decision after all. I mean, if I HADN'T; you might have never found someone like ME, to share your LOVE with; and I never would've FOUND the one guy who constantly finds ways to AMAZE me, while also being nice!" Wally says: "What can I say? I guess I'm just trying to make up for the time we'll be apart! It might have been, and will be a short trip for you; but it's going to be a long wait for me! I guess I just want to give you something to REMEMBER me by!" Future Rube says: "You don't need to WORRY about that, you already HAVE, as far as I'm concerned! From now on, everything else is just ICING on the CAKE!" Wally asks: "Ooh, what KIND of cake?!" Future Rube says: "Who cares?! It's CAKE!!!!" Wally says: "True enough!" Future Rube says: "Okay! I think that's enough for one night! I think we ought to get some rest! After all; I'm pretty sure we're going to have a challenge soon!" Wally sighs contentedly, and he says: "Speaking of, our team numbers ARE getting pretty small. You think something might happen soon?" Future Rube says: "Now that you mention it, I think you're right! I mean, with the numbers we currently HAVE, Sniz is probably thinking FOUR teams might be too many! Depending on what the next challenge is, one team might find themselves absorbed into the other ones!" Wally asks: "You don't think it will be OUR team, do you, Rube?" Future Rube says: "I highly doubt it. After all, we STILL have six members! Every other team has less than us! If any team gets dissolved, it will either be the Orange Iguanas or the Purple Parrots. That being said, it all depends on how good, or bad, each contestant does within their teams. After all, I don't have any idea on what's going to happen, anymore than you do. All we can do is try our best, and stay in the game together for as long as we can!" Wally says: "As far as I'm concerned, getting to stay in the game with YOU; that is a GREAT reward as far as I'm concerned!" Future Rube says: "And likewise, I think the same thing about YOU!" Wally looks out the window, and he SEES Bulma sneaking her way to the Confessional! Wally says: "Speaking of THINKING; why do YOU think Bulma is sneaking off to use the Confessional THIS late?!" Future Rube THINKS about it, and he sighs, and says: "There can be only ONE explanation; Bulma FOUND an Immunity Pendant for the Purple Parrots during the last challenge!" Wally asks: "How do you THINK she found it?!" Future Rube says: "Does it matter? If Bulma HAS an Immunity Pendant, that's going to put ANY team that gets put up with the Purple Parrots at a disadvantage! Bulma can keep herself safe, but since we can't get an Immunity Pendant until the next challenge, we can't AFFORD to be placed with the Purple Parrots!" Wally asks: "So, what do you think we should do?" Future Rube says: "We'll have to try and get teamed up with the Red Jaguars! That will be our best bet for keeping out of trouble! After all, with their numbers down to four, they will WANT to keep themselves safe from the Purple Parrots, just as much as WE will!" Wally says: "Good call!" (Confessional) Bulma smiles, and pulls out the Purple Parrots Immunity Pendant! Bulma says: "It took some digging around, but I found MY Immunity Pendant, hidden in the basket where all the food props were being stored! Now, the only question remaining is; which team should I target? Even for a genius such as myself, it's not an easy call to make! But I feel that the EASIEST targets would be Harvey and Fee! If our team targets Fee, there's no WAY Harvey would be able to continue the game without her! Not only would I eliminate TWO Orange Iguanas with ONE elimination, it would keep MY team safe as a result! I'm SO clever, I amaze myself!" / Wally says: "Now that the Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars are down to who they are, I feel pretty safe working with ANY of them, towards getting to the team merge! After all, none of us are going to WANT to vote any of our own off unless they absolutely HAVE to! Spongebob PROVED that himself when he VOTED himself and Buhdeuce, DESPITE the fact that he KNEW that he and Buhdeuce would play the Immunity Pendants they had! In fact, I'm pretty sure that's WHY he did it; so that his votes wouldn't COUNT! I'm not sure I completely AGREE with the strategy, but you definitely have to admire his thought process behind it!" / Future Rube says: "Regardless of what happens, I feel like Wally is ALREADY a winner in MY books! He is AMAZING to me!" (End Confessional) It is early morning, and the remaining Red Jaguars are gathered in the hotel lobby room. Sandy sighs, and she says: "Guys, and fellow girl; I'm afraid there's no more easy choices for us to make in these future eliminations. We HAVE to do something unpopular; we're going to HAVE to try to team up with the Green Monkeys, in order to get RID of two contestants on the Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots!" Buhdeuce asks: "But what if someone gets eliminated, that we actually like?!" Larry says: "Well, there would be simply no WAY for us to know that, unless you're WILLING to be in an Elimination Ceremony with them, WITHOUT an Immunity Pendant! Besides, our team NEEDS a win BADLY!" Pearl says: "I agree! I didn't come THIS far in these challenges, just to lose BEFORE the Team Merge again!" Sandy says: "And my vote makes three! Are you with us, Buhdeuce?" Buhdeuce sighs and says: "All right. I'm with you! But I'm not DOING this BECAUSE I want to become more popular with YOU; I'm doing this because I think it's what Sway-Sway would do if he were in MY position!" Larry says: "Just so long as you do it, that's all that matters to us!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "The feeling I get, is that if I don't go along with what everyone else is planning; the chances are WAY too high that they would turn around and try to vote me off; even AFTER all the great victories I've achieved for all of them! I could get ALL the way to the Final Four, and I STILL think they wouldn't give me the level of respect they give to each other! How did I find myself to be the ONLY contestant on the Red Jaguars, NOT from Spongebob Squarepants? It's just the luck of the draw, I guess!" / Sandy says: "Did I WANT to be put into the position of having to make an unpopular call? Of COURSE not! I mean, I don't think Spongebob would necessarily agree with me; but I do think he would like it a LOT, if he DIDN'T have to make another hard voting call; especially since he currently doesn't HAVE an Immunity Pendant to work with! So, I'm thinking of HIS needs; as well as my own!" / Larry says: "Buhdeuce has proven to be FAR more resourceful and useful than any of us were willing to give him credit for; I have to give him THAT much! But all the same; just because I've already won a season of this show, that doesn't meant that I WANT to potentially face an elimination before Buhdeuce has! It's a simple matter of seniority! If Buhdeuce REALLY wants to win, than he's going to HAVE to prove he's a better contestant than me! It would actually be pretty INTERESTING to see if he can do that! Tigress might have let him have an EASY win, but he'll have to do a LOT better against me!" / Pearl says: "I was at a REAL disadvantage during the LAST season that I played! When I hit my head, it really CAUSED me to act pretty loopy, and I don't mean 'Life With Loopy'! But now that I have my full mental capacity back, I don't want to be eliminated anytime soon! If I have to vote off another member of my team BEFORE the team merge; Buhdeuce would HAVE to be my first pick! And only because I don't know him as well, as I do Sandy and Larry!" (End Confessional) It is breakfast time in the cafeteria, and the Green Monkeys seem completely relaxed and rested! Marlene sighs contentedly, and says: "Did ANYBODY hear anyone talking loudly last night?" Stimpy looks puzzled, and he asks: "Were we supposed to?" Marlene says: "I sure HOPE not! After all, with Treeflower gone; it was SO quiet, you could've LITERALLY heard a PIN drop!" Spongebob says: "Speaking of drop; now that Treeflower has been dropped from the competition, that means Keswick is now without an alliance partner!" Stimpy says: "But he SIDED with Treeflower before! Do you really WANT him working with us?" Spongebob asks: "Why not? At this point in the game, we all need to work together as much as possible!" Keswick asks: "You're REALLY willing to give me a second chance?!" Spongebob says: "I believe EVERYONE deserves a second chance, as long as they EARN it, first!" Keswick salutes Spongebob, and Keswick says: "On my honor, I won't let you down; Spongebob! I will PROVE that I am the EXACT genius that your alliance needs!" Wally turns to Future Rube, and Wally asks: "Rube, are YOU fine with this?" Future Rube says: "This is SPONGEBOB'S idea that we're talking about! If Spongebob is fine with it; than that's good enough for me! Spongebob hasn't steered us wrong yet!" Wally nods, and he says: "That's very true!" (Confessional) Marlene sighs contentedly, and she says: "It's AMAZING what a good night's sleep can do for a lady's complexion! All the BAGS that were building underneath my eyes from raising my four penguin/otter pups have FINALLY disappeared!" / Stimpy says: "I suppose the reason I have trouble simply trusting Keswick, is due to the fact that I have personally felt BETRAYED by someone who I thought I could always trust! And...now that my trust has been BETRAYED like that, it has become hard for me to just willingly trust others! If Keswick WANTS my trust, he's going to have to EARN it! It's just that simple!" / Spongebob says: "Now that our team members are down to six, I would MUCH prefer not to HAVE to eliminate anyone else on our team if I don't have to! And I think my best chance for being able to do that, is for ALL of us to be on the same page! I feel confidant that Keswick can pull through for us! I know that he won't let us down!" / Keswick says: "The only reason I initially sided with Treeflower, is that I never thought Spongebob could possibly LAST as long as he has in a season of this nature! But now that he has, it's made me reconsider everything I thought I KNEW about him! If he's THIS competent, than maybe making an alliance with him, would be my best bet to making it to the Final Five! I mean, I've certainly got nothing left to lose by doing so!" / Future Rube says: "The one thing I've learned about Spongebob, due to being around him; is that Spongebob seems to have an endless talent for surprising others! It might be a stretch to say so, but it's kind of like his OWN version of magic! Even so, I know that Spongebob is simply doing, what HE feels is right!" (End Confessional) Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Chameleon walk into the cafeteria, and Dudley rushes to give Chameleon a hug! Dudley says: "Welcome back, buddy!" Chameleon says: "It's good to be back, buddy!" Bubble Bass asks: "So, Harvey and Fee, what did YOU think of The Beatles Love? I've already seen it, but I want to know what YOU thought of it!" Harvey says: "There was definitely a good usage of choreography, color, music, and staging! It's definitely a show that actually COULD warrant seeing it from a different angle, just to see if you could see SOMETHING you didn't see the second time!" Fee says: "I mostly enjoyed it for the food I was able to eat!" Bubble Bass says: "And here I thought that I sometimes had skewed priorities!" All the contestants hear a gong ring, and Sniz's voice comes over the loud-speakers! Sniz says: "Attention Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots; Treeflower and Gerald were eliminated at the last Elimination Ceremony! Please report to the Moat to find out about today's challenge, as well as a SURPRISE regarding the team structures! That is all!" Taotie asks: "A surprise? I don't like the SOUND of that!" Po says: "What's there to like about it? With our numbers as small as they are, that could ONLY mean Sniz is planning to DISSOLVE one team, and reduce the teams to three!" Bulma says: "And WE are going to make SURE that it won't be OUR team; right, Yakety?!" Yakety says: "R--WAIT a minute! Why did you spell my NAME like that?!" Bulma asks: "What do you mean?!" Yakety says: "In the sub-titles! That is NOT how you spell my name!" Daggett asks: "Does anyone REALLY care? My plan to eliminate Treeflower WORKED!!!! I feel ALMOST as smart as Taotie, now!" Bulma says: "Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves! And how was I SUPPOSED to know that WASN'T how you spelled your name? I'm not a MIND reader, you know!" (Confessional) Po says: "Even though Bulma PROBABLY has the LEAST amount of reasons for legitimately STILL being in this competition; the fact of the matter is, we can't afford to FACE an elimination right now! We'll simply have to do our best, and wait for the right opportunity to vote her off!" / Bulma says: "Why does Sniz KEEP hiring Cosmo back?! He just gets everything WRONG; including the name of my best buddy! It's a good thing that I wasn't INTENTIONALLY getting it wrong on purpose, unlike OTHER occasions!" / Yakety asks: "Has everyone REALLY been spelling my NAME wrong this WHOLE time?!" Johnny Krill is with him, and he sighs, and says: "Well, yes." Yakety yells: "FIX IT!!!!" Johnny groans: "FINE...Yakkity!" Yakkity says: "That's BETTER!" / Daggett says: "Bulma's just trying to downplay my usefulness, because I know SHE wants the first prize win, just as much as I do! But if she thinks she can just brush ME to the side; than she is going to be in for a RUDE awakening, when I show her just how resourceful I can be!" (End Confessional) All the contestants suit up into their team colors, and head to the Moat! Sniz says: "Welcome contestants, to what I'm SURE will be one of the most INTERESTING challenges we've had so far in this half-season!" Sandy asks: "Why is that? Am I going to have to face off against Doodlebob AGAIN?!" General Barracuda scoffs, and he says: "You WISH; just like I wish that Nosferatu and The Tattletale Strangler didn't get one shot K.O.'d by Man Ray! But than, not everyone is as strong as I am!" Larry says: "Thank NEPTUNE for that!" Sniz says: "In any case, the contestant numbers on each team, has gotten to a very small point. In fact, once this challenge is over; regardless of who wins or loses, the four teams shall find themselves diminished to three. Needless to say, today's challenge will be the LAST one, where two teams will be working together against two other teams! But first, we need to find out what today's legend is! Olmec, tell us about today's legend!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is The Legend Of The Golden Spike of the Transcontinental Railroad!" Sniz says: "All right! And keeping with the theme of railroads; during the golden age of railroad building during the 1800's, engineers would often have to build bridges, to cross rivers, and more occasionally, the wide channels of inland bays! To that end; first, in groups of two, each team must work in tandem to lay down a railroad trestle bridge across the moat, by utilizing the rope pulley system in order to do so! And you WILL be required to make sure each bridge section is securely connected to the last one before you can proceed! Once the railroad trestle bridge has been completely build, the remaining contestants of each team must utilize their own steam power, to get a model train across the railroad trestle bridge. Once all the contestants on each team has gotten across, you must RING the gong pedestal to signify you have finished! As usual, where you finish, will determine which team you will be playing with! Oh, and make SURE you don't fall into the moat, as General Barracuda HAS placed fire urchins on the bottom of the moat!" Buhdeuce asks: "What happens if you TOUCH a fire urchin?" Pearl says: "You DON'T want to know; take my WORD for it!" Sniz says: "And Green Monkeys, you'll have to sit one of your own out for this challenge!" Sandy asks: "What about us? We're down TWO contestants compared to the Green Monkeys!" Sniz says: "Very true! Johnny Krill!" Johnny rushes in, and he asks: "What can I do for you?" Sniz asks: "Would you be willing to work with the Red Jaguars AGAIN for this challenge? We'll pay you EXTRA!" Johnny PRETENDS to think about it, and he says: "Done!" Marlene asks: "Are there any volunteers for NOT doing this challenge?" Stimpy thinks about it, and he says: "I don't feel very confidant about my railroad building skills, especially over a moat filled with fire urchins. I'll sit this one out!" Sniz says: "Very well! And to make sure you get in the MOOD for this train challenge, we will be playing Cat Stevens' version of Peace Train!" Sandy looks at The Purple Parrots, and she says: "We can't let the Purple Parrots wind up with us! Anybody got any suggestions?" Pearl reaches into her purse, and she says: "I've got some bobby pins I can fire at DAGGETT! And believe me, if you STEP on a fire urchin, you're GONNA have a bad time!" Sandy says: "That will work!" Sniz says: "All right! Marlene and Keswick will serve as the train track builders for the Green Monkeys; Daggett and Yakkity will serve as the train track builders for the Purple Parrots; Chameleon and Dudley will serve as the train track builders for the Orange Iguanas; and Larry and Pearl will serve as the train track builders for the Red Jaguars! Everyone else, will be riding the train! Is everybody ready?!" Keswick says: "As ready as I'LL ever be!" Sniz says: "Than on your marks; get set, GO!!!!" / During the challenge, while The Green Monkeys and The Orange Iguanas stay focused on their train track building, Pearl keeps using a rubber band to fire bobby pins at Daggett, until she eventually HITS Daggett in the head, and sends him FALLING into the Moat, forcing Taotie to fish him out so the challenge can continue! / Cat Stevens sings: "Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the good things to come. And I believe it could be, something good has begun! Oh, I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one! And I believe it could be, someday it's going to come! Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train! Oh, peace train take this country, come take me home again! Now I've been smiling lately, thinking about the good things to come. And I believe it could be, something good has begun! Oh, peace train sounding louder; glide on the peace train! Come on now, peace train! Yes, peace train; holy roller! Come on, everybody; jump upon the peace train! Come on now; peace train! Get your bags together, go bring your good friends too! Cause it's getting nearer, it soon will be with you! Now come and join the living, it's not so far from you! And it's getting nearer, soon it will all be true! Now I've been crying lately, thinking about the world as it is. Why must we go on hating, why can't we live in bliss? Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train! Oh, peace train take this country, come take me home again!" / And the song and challenge ends as the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars manage to be the first to finish the challenge, and they ring their Gong Pedestals first! Sniz says: "And the challenge is over! The Green Monkeys are going to be teamed up with the Red Jaguars! The Orange Iguanas and the Purple Parrots will be teamed up by default!" Bulma actually LOOKS concerned, and she asks: "Daggett; are you all right?!" Daggett shakes his head, and he says: "What are you TALKING about?! Of course I'm--. (CRACK!!!!) Oh my SPOOT, it HURTS!!!!" Taotie asks: "What hurts?!" Daggett says: "Oh, the humanity, and I'm a BEAVER! Something's wrong with my foot!" Yakkity says: "Hold still, and let us take a LOOK at it!" Po holds Daggett's left foot still, and Bulma holds up a magnifying glass! Bulma winces, and she says: "It's just as I feared; Daggett MUST have stepped on a fire urchin when he fell into the moat!" (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "Stepped on IT?!" General Barracuda pulls down a screen, and runs camera footage of Daggett stepping on a fire urchin, and the aftermath of what happened to the fire urchin! General Barracuda says: "Look at what HAPPENED to Daggett! He was PRACTICALLY dancing on it! Look at the URCHIN'S spines! Broken, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken..." (End Confessional) Bulma says: "Oh, where's a SENZU BEAN when you NEED one?!" Bubble Bass says: "Statistically speaking; healing a foot that has stepped on a fire urchin is a VERY simple matter! First, you have to REMOVE the needle within Daggett's foot--." But Bulma quickly grabs it, and YANKS it, causing Daggett to scream: "OUCH!!!!" Bubble Bass groans, and says: "GRADUALLY!!!! Now I'VE got to work quick, or else the poison will spread! Future Rube, give me some root beer! Pearl, make some gurgling noises!" Pearl winces, but she says: "All right!" And she begins making some water type noises! Daggett asks: "What's this for?" Future Rube winces, as he give Bubble Bass the root beer in a two liter bottle, and Future Rube says: "Oh, THIS is GONNA suck!" Daggett asks: "WHAT'S gonna suck?!" Bubble Bass says: "Taotie, you BETTER hold Daggett REALLY still!" Daggett asks: "Why does he NEED to hold me really..." (Tinkle!) Daggett screams: "AHHH!!!!" Bubble Bass says: "Hold him still, hold him still...you HAVE to hold him REALLY still!" Taotie sarcastically says: "No! Really, do you think?!" Bulma groans, and she says: "Oh, let ME!!!!" (KONG!!!!) And Bulma knocks Daggett unconscious with a frying pan of doom! Bubble Bass says: "Much better!" (Confessional) Johnny Krill is interviewing Harvey and Fee, and Johnny says: "Stepping on a fire urchin? That sounds kind of NASTY! How in the world do you HEAL something like that?!" Fee blushes, and she whispers to Harvey, and Harvey quietly says: "You pee on it." Johnny says: "That's SO gross!" Fee says: "I KNOW!!!!" (End Confessional) Everyone gets cleaned up, and Bubble Bass washes his fins and he says: "Daggett will be all right, but he's DEFINITELY going to have to stay OFF of his left foot at least a day or so!" Bulma sighs, and she says: "Oh, I suppose I can make him SOME sort of leg sling or something!" Sniz says: "While Bulma takes care of Daggett, I've got to make sure that I get something taken care of! But don't go away! Because we'll be right back with some MORE of Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!
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