Jjs Goodman

Patty Poo: Premieres: Wednesday, December 4th at 5:00pm ET/PT Plot: Patrick spawns an adorable mini-Patrick who quickly becomes the star of the show, until he outgrows the role. Swaptoberfest: Premieres: Friday, December 6th at 5:00pm ET/PT Plot: The Star family celebrates the Klopnodian holiday Swaptoberfest by swapping identities with each other.

Premieres: Thursday December 5th at 5:00pm ET/PT Plot: Squidward sets out to prove that aliens aren't real... until he has a close encounter of his own.

Premieres: Tuesday, December 3rd at 5:00pm ET/PT Plot: Lady Upturn introduces Squidward, and his musical "talents," to her high society friends after she becomes his patron.

You get a Turkey Sandwich I put in a counterfeit bill

Premieres: Monday, December 2nd at 5:30pm ET/PT Plot: Squidina has to direct her school holiday play, but her script is mangled by Patrick. Christmas special for The Patrick Star Show.

Premieres: Monday, December 2nd at 5pm ET/PT Plot: When one of Sandy's experiments goes awry, the Cheeks family team up to save Christmas in Bikini Bottom. Guest Stars: Lewis Black, Johnny Knoxville, Craig Robinson and Robin Walsh Clip: This episode is in stop-motion and already available on DVD.

Premieres: Monday, November 25th at 7pm ET/PT Plot: Patrick's family celebrates Thanksgiving with his mother's side of the family. Thanksgiving special for The Patrick Star Show.

You got a Nintendo 3DS. I put in a half dollar.

Here's the Season 2 finale, written by Clappy: Hello. I am The Lurker. I observe all that transpires here on SBC. But I do not, can not, will not…interfere. Join me on the journey to face the unknown and ponder the question… Episode 16: What If... The Super Bowl Curse Was Real? Ah yes. Doesn’t this bring back hilarious memories? At the time, this was a very serious matter. People were threatening to LEAVE. And you know how serious it gets threatening to leave SBC. Serious business…for a couple hours or a day. And this detrimental tradition occurred for the following couple of years afterwards. Fighting and leaving and fake drama that only happens on the internet. Ironically the big fights always happening on Super Bowl Sunday. Instead of watching Peyton Manning vs Drew Brees, we were watching 70s vs tvguy with a SOF Super Bowl Halftime Show. Until 2014, when all of a sudden, the fights just stopped happening and the users became….civil. Not civil war, actually civil. Who wants that? Not I, The Lurker. I like chaos and hilarious threats of leaving a SpongeBob fan site. I want vengeance. I want fake sympathy sob stories to try and mess with the people’s heads. I want Seb recording the e-fights of people moving to made up cities and someone saying shut the fuck up. Give me the WHAT IF THE SUPER BOWL CURSE CONTINUED!?!? Watch as I recap each year’s fight, reasons, and the recap. 2014 Fight - Sauce vs The Fan Five Reason - Lashing back against the “false eyelash” accusations Results - Sauce, vengeful over the downfall of her ask me thread, is sick and tired of everyone poking fun at her accusations of having fake eyelashes. She goes to every single ask me thread in a last ditch effort to have everyone believe that her eyelashes are real. The feedback from the fam is that they are as real as there being palm trees in Alabama. She leaves the world of Ask Me anything for one hour only to come back apologizing. All is forgiven as she goes back to only circling the ask me threads…what a time 2012-2014 SBC was, am I right? 2015 Fight - Nugs vs tvguy Reason - Who won’t get on Skype? Results - After the hundreds of times of tvguy asking for Nugs to get on Skype, he brings the Skype to SBC as tvguy is sick of Nugs not seeing his messages to get on Skype. A friendship is in turmoil as tvguy leaves SBC for the approximately 1000th time over this. Rumor has it that to this day that Skype feels like the true third wheel as who gets on Skype anymore? 2016 Fight - OMJ vs Clappy Reason - Who is SBC’s true top poster? Results - Jjs decides to nuke games and spam as post counts. Clappy wins. OMJ decides to make a Community Deathmatch parody to let out his true aggression and feelings about Jjs decision claiming that it was all fiction only for him to lose it on the community. OMJ leaves for two hours only to come back with “shoutouts” as his way to get back in the community’s good graces. It's just posts! 2017 Fight - Rebel vs SBC Reason - Is Orange Man Bad? Results - Do I need to say more? Rebel eventually learns to keep her pro Trumping to herself and we barely see her ever again after this….rumor has it she comes back to SBC next year after Trump is inaugurated in a few months to hold the title in the cabinet as Secretary of SpongeBob Forums. 2018 Fight - Crushing vs “The Activity” Reason - Why is SBC not active any more? Results - Because it's 2018 and who still uses internet forums? Crushing ends up making a goof out of himself in a year full of making a goof out of himself. 2019 Fight - Maroon 5 vs The People Reason - The Super Bowl Halftime Show Results - The people’s patience finally waned on coveted SBC member, Maroon 5. Especially due to the death of SpongeBob creator, Stephen Hillenburg. The months leading up, SBC thought wouldn’t it be nice for SBC member, Maroon 5, to do a touching tribute. No response. The people of SBC grew mad. Jjs in particular told Adam Levine that I bet you can’t put on one of the most sterile Super Bowl performances of all time. Adam Levine said, bet? He proceeds to take his shirt off and invites the SpongeBob cast to introduce Travis Scott to play Sicko Mode. Now you all know the backstory behind the moment that shook the internet. 2020 Fight - Garfield vs The Mondays Reason - Because every day of 2020 felt like a case of the Mondays and Garfield turned into a selfish entitled prick trolling SBC members. Results - Let’s just say Garfield got sent to Abu Dhabi months later after Covid kept us all indoors. 2021 Fight - JCM vs JCM Reason - Because JCM kept wildly missing on his predictions in a year chalk full of misses. Results - JCM bans JCM from making predictions by the time Clappy finishes this sentence. JCM unbans himself because everyone gets one right; so why not make 500 more? 2022 Fight - Wumbo and Clappy vs the Age of Time Reason - Due to the two feeling old, they both leave the community at the beginning of the year thinking it is finally time to move on. Results - ….just kidding. Both are back today to cherry cheesecake, talk about being done with yahoos, thanking Bart for needing that today, dog police, share their writings, guest write for Jjs and all the other timeless classics. They will stick around the Community until they are 90….now where’s my paycheck Jjs? 2023 Fight - SB&P vs Eggplants Reason - SB&P questions why everyone always eggplant reacts him. Results - SB&P finally gets a clue after over six years and then decides to dox even harder; resulting his banishment from the community. Rumor has it SB&P learned from this experience and now owns an eggplant farm where he cultivates award winning eggplant crops and he thanks his fans from SBC for each accolade and wonders when his banishment from the community will finally be over? 2024 Fight - Steel vs Hawk Reason - Block Party vs Mixtape Results - Due to ”complaints”, they get merged into one thread. And that is it. No more Super Bowl curses… 2025 Who will be the fighters then? It’s up for you to decide to let the curse live on. But just remember. Be spiteful. Instigate. And remember when all else fails, threaten to leave. That is what will make people forget you ever did anything wrong. This is the Lurker. Reporting to you live from Communtiy Deathmatch. Dumb fight and good night! --------- See you in early 2025 for Season 3!

You get a bagel. I put in a nickel.

You know I couldn't have done any of this shit without you, right?

SpongeBob has been accused of many heinous crimes over the years. But which of these is the best (or worst depending how you look at it) one he's been involved in? (Yes, all of these happened)

Premieres: Monday, November 11th at 7pm ET/PT Plot: When Snow Yellow is deemed the "squarest of them all," the evil queen Karen seeks to claim the title for herself by any means necessary. Clip: This episode is already available on DVD.