It was a very dark and eerie night. You had went for a walk in the nearby woods, but you lost track of time and ended up still being deep inside the woods even at 9:00 PM! It's ok though, you know where you're going, you've been to these woods plenty of times. Sure it's dark and creepy, and there are so many stories of creepy, unexplainable, and even downright horrifying things happening in these woods at night....but who cares, that only happens to OTHER people! It would never happen to YOU.....right?
Suddenly, you hear the sound of a tree branch behind you, and you look to see a GIANT terrifying shadow lurking 20 feet behind you! You're just standing there, in shock and terror as you see this thing's bright glowing eyes and long arms that appear to end with sharp claws staring right at you. Suddenly, it starts SPRINTING towards you. You scream loudly and start running away from the terrifying figure, too scared to even try to think about what horrifying monster this thing is. You try going in many weird directions, try running through the thickest sections of the woods, everything....and it does nothing. The monster is still chasing you, and only seems to be getting closer and closer. Right when it seems like you might be getting farther away from it, you suddenly trip and fall to the ground. By the time you look up, the monster has gotten to you. Now that it's right in front of you, you see that the monster was a Grizzly Bear. You feel relieved for about half a second, due to the fact that it turned out not to be a ghost or monster or demon or some other sort of horrifying thing, but then you remember that it is a Grizzly Bear, and become terrified once more. The Bear looks like it's just about ready to maul you so it can eat you. You accept that this is the end of your life.
But then suddenly, the Bear looks at you happily and cutely. It suddenly speaks and says "Hi human! Is there any chance you'd watch my favorite show with me? I love watching things, but I always feel so lonely....". You realize the Bear wasn't dangerous, but instead just wanted a friend. You reply "Sure, I'll watch it with you!". The two of you walk over to the Bear's cave, which really looked more like a house's basement. It had plenty of things, including a large couch and a TV. You and the Bear sit down and the bear turns on the TV. "So, what are we watching?", you ask the Bear. "We're watching my favorite show, Kamp Koral!", the Bear replies happily.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", you scream in terror, as you realize that the scariest thing in the woods wasn't a monster or the chance of death, but a cute, cuddly bear who will make you watch 75 fucking episodes of Kamp Koral.