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WinterArcanine

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  1. You know, if I were to die in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay

  2. This is the story of a Squidward fan and party game series, and it’s Up to the SBCers To win the prize IT’S Episode 26: WHAT IF…PREZ WAS A JACKBOX HOST? Crazy music plays Hello SBC. You probably don’t actually know me. I just joined the server one day and then never posted a single time. Why did I even join this server when I didn’t plan on ever posting anything??? Well, anyway, I’m the narrator for this What If scenario. It was a boring day on SBCcord, very few posts the entire day. Until Prez came in with an announcement. @everyone HEY GUYS, I HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT GOING ON TODAY. I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE CHANCE TO HOST MY VERY OWN JACKBOX GAME! IT WILL BE AVAILABLE ON JACKBOX PACK 12, AND THERE WILL BE A HUGE PRIZE FOR WHOEVER WINS THE FIRST EVER GAME, BEING PLAYED TONIGHT! Everyone was excited about this, and all the typical SBC Jackbox players decided to join the event. Unfortunately, only 9 players signed up initially, but since it turned out that Prez’s event would be elimination-based and needed 10 players, Prez was somehow able to convince QuasarianBlaze (OBAB) to join in. So the players were: dman, WinterArcanine, DarknessDG, jjs, WhoBob, Fred, Zaid, SBManiac, BobCarotte, and QuasarianBlaze Prez announced how the event would work: It would start as an elimination style event, with each round being based off a different jackbox game that the SBC members like to play Prez: And finally, the last two remaining players will get to be the very first two to play my new Jackbox game! Now that I’ve explained how this will work, we can start the game! The room code is “FART” OBAB: WHY O_O The first round was Tee KO. Winter thought he would lose, due to not being good at drawing, but jjs was eliminated instead, with Winter somehow managing to win the entire game, despite not even properly knowing how to play it, with a shirt with a drawing of Mayonnaise and the text “Racism”. Wait what do you mean this game actually happened in your universe? The second round was Quiplash. It was a very close game, but ultimately, the winner was dman, who quiplash’d Darkness’s survivor reference quip on the final part of the game with a response telling Schmitty (and also the Wheel) that he isn’t funny and that he sucks. This also resulted in Darkness being eliminated. The third round was Job Job. Sadly, jjs couldn’t join due to being eliminated on the first round. The game was one of the funniest ones ever, and the winner was Fred, whose answers for the final round was “I HAVE two tower. I WANT plane fly into me”. As a result, Fred was hired by M Bubs, and as a result no longer had time to participate in the rest of the event due to having too much work, and therefore was eliminated. The fourth round was Blather Round. This time, Prez gave a special prompt by himself for everyone to guess. “It’s a funny occurrence”. Everyone instantly correctly guessed “Go Shit”, with WhoBob being the last one to submit due to his internet lagging, causing him to be eliminated. The fifth round was Fibbage. Zaid was ultimately eliminated, in a shockingly close round with BobCarotte, the next highest placer, only having 1 more point than Zaid. The sixth round was Split the Room. The first question was “You are forced, at gunpoint, to lick something even if you don’t want to. Your only two options are a nintendo switch cartridge, and ????. Which do you choose to lick?” The option Quasar gave was “Spongebob’s ass”. Winter and Carotte chose SB’s ass, while the other two chose the cartridge. The question turned on Carotte so much that he became very horny for the rest of the round, only thinking about spongebob’s ass and not being able to focus on the game anymore, to the point where, upon being given the prompt “A Genie is willing to give you one of two possible rewards for freeing him; a million dollars, or ????.”, he responded with “Spongebob’s ass :flushed:”, leading to a one-sided choice where each of the four other players chose the dollars. This caused Carotte to be eliminated, while Quasar won the round. Prez: Well, we’re officially down to the last four. Congratulations to Winter, dman, Quasar, and SBManiac, for making it this far! Are we all ready to play the next game? Dman: I’m ready! As long as it isn’t- Prez: THE WHEEL OF ENORMOUS PROPORTIONS!!!! Dman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO After having the most amount of points for the entire game, dman rolled a “fuck you” tile, causing all his points to somehow be given to mythix even though she isn’t even playing the game, dman’s computer to suddenly explode, all of his possessions to catch on fire and burn to ashes, his job to suddenly fire him for being racist to green people, and to top it all off, the wheel came over to his house in person to shoot him in the knee with the gun of enormous proportions. Dman (on a stretcher being brought into an ambulance): Well, at least it wasn’t as mean to me as it usually is. The eighth round was Trivia Murder Party. SBManiac almost made a comeback at the end of the game, but failed her last question of “Things said by Sir Dudley Ding Dong”; but both Winter and OBAB guessed correctly that the only listed line he said was “I CLOGGED THE OTHER TOILET” Finally, it was down to the last round, the one where Prez does his own unique game! Prez: Well…this is interesting Winter: Wait, why? Prez: Well, my game is based on music Winter: Oh no Prez: And somehow, the finalists are the two players that won’t know much about this. Quasar: Hey, I know- Prez: There is no Sonic CD songs in my game Quasar: FUCK Prez: Make sure your volume is on, because you guys are gonna keep being pelted with a bunch of randomly chosen songs, and you’ll have to guess what they are! The instant you can name one of them, you’ll win! Have fun playing my new game SQUID SONGS!!! [Writer here. I am terrible at naming things sorry ] Instantly, the game started blasting many songs at once, none of which were recognized by either Winter or Quasar. The game kept going and going, and all of their guesses were completely wrong, while all the eliminated players watched in agony knowing they they could have correctly guessed a lot of them Dman (on his hospital bed): Hey, that one’s One Perfect Sunrise! OBAB you would’ve known that if you ever finished listening to that playlist I gave you years ago. Unfortunately, five minutes in, Winter made the mistake of guessing Heat Waves. Prez: Oh, was that Heat Waves? BY GLASS ANIMALS??? I LOVE THAT SONG! Wait guys, stop, we need to listen to Heat Waves for a while! Finally, after 30 minutes of listening to Heat Waves, the round continued. Both players really wanted to win the prize, but even after an hour had passed, no one guessed any of the random songs playing. Prez: I’m not ending this until someone guesses a song correctly! I WON’T END IT EVEN IF IT TAKES AN ETERNITY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It seemed like it would never end, but eventually, Winter heard a familiar song, faintly audible among the many songs playing at the same time….finally, he could win the event…. Winter: DEMONS BY IMAGINE DRAGONS Prez: THAT ONE IS CORRECT! Congratulations Winter, you’re the winner! You get the very big prize! Winter: Yay! What is it? Prez: It’s……an opportunity to write the first ever OFFICIAL Squnschpunsch episode! Winter: WOAH! Squnschpunsch is actually happening? Prez: Yeah! I’ve finally gotten the chance to turn it into a real show! I was supposed to write it tomorrow, but um….. It turns out I’m busy that day going to 91x to get them to play heat waves all day…….so……I need someone else to write the premiere for me. Winter: Oh, sure! I’m sure I could make a good episode to start off the show! I’ve written many good stories like What If season 4 episode 2: “What if Prez was a Jackbox Host?”! Prez: Ok, good!I can’t wait to see what you do with my crossover! Winter: Wait a minute…..aw, Prez, was this just an excuse to play jackbox with us? You could’ve just asked! Prez: What do you mean? Winter: Oh come on, don’t think I don’t know why you did this! After all, if you couldn’t write the Squnschpunsch episode tomorrow, you could’ve just done it today instead of doing this whole event! Prez: …………. Winter: After all, obviously that occurred to you! Prez: ……….. Winter: ……right? Prez: ………….. One month later, the episode premiered to astounding success. Oddly, the plot of the episode was this: After Maurizio gets arrested and put in jail for not wearing a hair net, while serving food to the people at his third annual Christmas breakfast, Squidward points out other ridiculous laws on the books in Wunschpunsch City, such as the prohibitions of taking a picture of a rabbit without a permit, wearing two or more hats at the same time, and eating ice cream on a cone. Squidward and Jacob go on to openly break these laws at city hall and end up in jail as well, along with Mrs Puff, who fails to report the lawbreaking. Later, when a police officer comes to the Krusty Krab to report Squidward is in jail, upon hearing Mr Krab’s idea, Spongebob throws the officer's walkie-talkie into the fryer, while Patrick pulls down the officer's pants, both of which land the two in jail. As a result, Squidward, Maurizio, Jacob, Mrs Puff, Spongebob, Patrick, and some random bald guy end up spending all of Christmas in prison. Following Spongebob’s arrest, Gary decides to throw a Christmas party at the house with a bunch of other snails. While critics criticized the decision to make the show’s intro three minutes long, involving Squidward, Maurizio, and Jacob singing the entirety of Heat Waves, critics heavily praised the episode, stating that Squnschpunsch was about to be the best animated show of all time with how good this premiere was. Viewers around the world were shocked at how amazing this show is. But only one person realized what truly happened. Prez: Winter…..did you just take a Henry Danger episode and turn it into Squnschpunsch?
  3. Well, I just went back to all my season rating posts and updated them so they don't have my outdated opinions, so I might as well post my Season 12 opinions too Farmerbob: Good Gary and Spot: Good The Nitwitting: Bad The Ballad of Filthy Muck: Mid The Krusty Slammer: Good Pineapple RV: Good Gary's Got Legs: Good King Plankton: Very Good Plankton's Old Chum: Very Good Stormy Weather: Very Good Swamp Mates: Great One Trick Sponge: Good The Krusty Bucket: Very Good Squids on a Bus: Good Sandy's Nutty Nieces: Decent Insecurity Guards: Very Good Broken Alarm: Great Karen's Baby: Great Shell Games: Very Good Senior Discount: Great Mind The Gap: Good Dirty Bubble Returns: Great Jolly Lodgers: Great Biddy Sitting: Good SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout: Good SpongeBob in Randomland: Mid Spongebob's Bad Habit: Decent Handemonium: Great Breakin: Mid Boss For a Day: Mid The Goofy Newbie: Good The Ghost of Plankton: Great My Two Krabses: Good Knock Knock, Who's There: Good Pat Hearts Squid: Mid Lighthouse Louie: Good Hiccup Plague: Decent A Cabin in the Kelp: Good The Hankering: Fantastic Who R Zoo: Mid Kwarantined Krab: Fantastic Plankton's Intern: Good Patrick's Tantrum: Great Bubble Bass's Tab: Great Kooky Cooks: Good Escape from Beneath Glove World: Very Good Krusty Koncessionaires: Good Dream Hoppers: Fantastic 3 Fantastic 10 Great 7 Very Good 18 Good 3 Decent 6 Mid 1 Bad Top 5: 1: Kwarantined Krab 2: The Hankering 3: Dream Hoppers 4: Broken Alarm 5: Swamp Mates Bottom 5: 1: The Nitwitting 2: SpongeBob in Randomland 3: The Ballad of Filthy Muck 4: Breakin 5: Pat Hearts Squid
  4. Hey is that one Purple? Purple is my favorite color!
  5. I like apple juice I like applesauce And I hate apples
  6. Shoot Tom Nook
  7. Shoot Prawn
  8. Shoot Atomic Flounder
  9. Yoshi Want Bedtime Story
  10. Give Barnacle Boy a bubble bath
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