Bob Carotte

greetings comrades! to start this pride month, we're gonna talk about pretty patties...or a better name, PRIDE patties! they look so delicious but it has some side effects that might bother you! so i'm asking, which effect wouldn't you mind having?

The proud president of the SpongeBob Fan Club is setting sail into online SpongeBob fansites for the first time. His first discovery is...SBC! Will he like it or not? Episode 46: What If...Patchy joined SBC? Québécois narrator : Ah Encino, home of the biggest SpongeBob fan: Patchy the Pirate! Let’s see what he’s up to, something crazy I suppose. Patchy: Phew, I’m hungry. I’ve been binge-watching the little square dude for hours and I haven’t eaten all day! What should we eat, Potty? Potty: Squawk!!! I want cookie dough! Patchy: I told you we’re out of cookie dough! Besides you can’t eat this, remember what happened to you last time you ate it? Potty: Squawk, fine! Let’s get some pizza then! Patchy: Much better! I’ll call Mario right now. (on the phone) YES hello! One extra large pepperoni pizza with anchovies, please! 20 minutes? Gotcha! Thanks, bye! (end of call) Alright Potty, let’s watch SpongeBob Yer Fired in the meantime! Québécois narrator: Une heure plus tard, euhh I mean one hour later… Patchy: I’m getting bored now and this delivery is taking so long! Must be the LA traffic. (walks to his laptop) I think I’m gonna browse the internet now. Potty: Squawk! Go touch grass! Patchy: Grrr shut up Potty you’re pissing me off! Hmm if only I could find a website to discuss SpongeBob with other fans, sometimes I feel alone just watching the show and not sharing my thoughts with actual people. (Patchy googles “SpongeBob community”) Patchy: “The SpongeBob Community”? Sounds interesting! It has a forum, a chat room, games, even a wiki! I’ll join! (At SBCcord a welcome message pops up: “Glad you’re here, Patchy the Pirate!”) jjs: Is this the real Patchy? Winter: I doubt it, I think it’s some kid who is fan of him Patchy: AHOY @EVERYONE! Carotte: Hey Patchy how’s it going? Patchy: Yes I am the REAL Patchy! I can give you proof that I’m not a random kid roleplaying my character! Here is a picture of me from me Tinder account! I’m the only one who has access to it. Carotte: OH MY G- yeah it’s really you. (Carotte’s message gets 7 spray reactions) Winter: Day 0 Patchy: I see I have a big fan! Carotte: Yeah…I am a fan of you! Anyways, what brings you here, Patchy? Patchy: Ahhh, I was just so bored waiting for the pizza I ordered I started searching for SpongeBob discussion websites and came across this place. I’m here to discuss about your favourite sponge with all of you! WhoBob: How do we tell him? jjs: We don’t really follow SB these days but there are some members who are still interested in the newer stuff, you can post SB stuff in #spongebob and if you want to use the forums you can post your episode reviews on the episode discussion subforums. Patchy: Alright, thanks! I’ll get to posting now! (goes to #spongebob and posts a clip of new SpongeBob) The animation is so fluid here I love it! What do you guys think of season 16? I personally love it! Carotte: I think it’s a great season! Patchy: How many have watched the newest episodes? I’m asking cuz I might post spoilers. Carotte: Just me and maybe Winter. Patchy: WHAT? Is this even a SpongeBob fan club in the first place? Carotte: We all are long time fans, some people got just the SpongeBob fatigue and don’t commit to actively watching the show anymore which I understand but at times we talk about older episodes. jjs: We also have a lot of SpongeBob related memes or inside jokes so we are still fans in that sense. Patchy: Fair enough. I’ll get to the forums and review the episodes I just rewatched. (Back to real life) Potty: SQUAWK! Patchy, the pizza is here! Patchy: I’m coming in a few, Potty! I’m kinda busy here! Ooh, #da-art…looks interesting! Those are very nice drawings! I’ll post a few of my doodles now! (Patchy posts his doodles, many people are impressed by his talent) Patchy: I’m glad you guys liked my drawings! Now I’ll get to my reviews and get people to discuss with me. (goes to the forums) Hmm let’s see…”Bikini Bottom”, oh here it is! SpongeBob episodes! Let’s review the older seasons first, I’m sure more people will come here to talk about them! Québécois narrator: 200 reviews later… Patchy: Now let’s get to the discussion threads! (Patchy makes a lot of generic Spongebob discussion threads, enough to flood the recent topics list) Patchy: Oof I’m tired! I’ll check other sub-forums. “Robot Pirate Island”, I think we can use our (does the rainbow gesture) imaaaginaaaaationnn here! (clicks) Oh, this is the general topic discussion, I’ll leave that for later. Now let’s see if the fans on here have replied to my threads. (Patchy goes to his thread “What is your favorite piece of merchandise from SpongeBob?”) Patchy: There’s only one reply from President Squidward. “Sandy the dog”, does this even exist? Oh well, let’s see if anyone replied to my episode reviews. (goes to the No Free Rides thread) Nope, nothing. In fact, I just noticed these threads don’t get replies at all! What do you mean this thread has ONLY 11 replies since 2012??? Where is everyone??? Alright, I’ll go back to the chat room, I think people are hanging out more in there anyway. (Patchy goes back to SBCcord, #general is very active at the moment) Patchy: This is so overwhelming. Everyone is talking about anything but SpongeBob and it seems like all of them are already an established friend group cuz I see nothing but inside jokes. Who is Gerry Dee? Why is Sandy being hit by a car? Who is Arlo and why do they want to hit him with hammers??? Also I don't even know what all these reactions mean, not even the Squidward emotes! I got an idea, I'll try getting them on topic. (Back to SBC chat) Patchy: Alright crew! Important question: greatest moment in SpongeBob history: Sweet Victory or SpongeBob's very first Christmas? (No one replies but after 20 messages Slug quotes his question) Slug: When Fred and the other fish hit the Krusty Towers. Patchy: No one is serious here! Fred: God forbid we talk about other stuff. Patchy: Look, I joined this place thinking I'd be constantly talking about SpongeBob with other fans, but every time I try to bring up the show the chat is either full of inside jokes or serious topics I don’t even know anything about…but what can you do? (Patchy's message gets 15 "what can you do" reacts) Patchy: So everyone is annoyed at me? I don't deserve to be here! I'm leaving! jjs: Wait Patchy you don't understand... Carotte: Patchy, what did I tell you? Patchy left the chat Prez: It's obvious he's never been to online communities before, alright let's go back to live watching the feud. (Back to real life) Patchy: I feel so out of place in this website, people don’t want to talk about the show itself anymore. I don’t get these inside jokes and why people react with Simpsons emojis to my posts. (crying) I’m signing out permanently! Potty: Squaaaawk! Patchy: Coming, Potty. On the bright side, I still have a pizza to eat…WHAT THE FUCK??? (sees an empty pizza box) Potty, you ate ALL the pizza? Potty: Squawk! You took so long to come I assumed you didn’t want the pizza anymore! Patchy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This is the worst day of my life!!!!!! THE END

spider pig spider pig

fuck it i'll be snowman's nose for swyad again

Episode 39: What If... SpongeBob Kept Larry the Snail? Taking place after the events of the episode “Dumped”, SpongeBob has decided to keep Larry the Snail even when Gary came back to him. Let’s see what happens. (One hour later, SpongeBob and Gary are back from the park) SpongeBob: Ah, feels so good to have you back home, Gare-bear! Gary: Meow! SpongeBob: I love you Gary! (hugs him) (Another lower pitched meow is heard as Gary meows again) SpongeBob: Huh? Gary I didn’t know you had such a pretty good vocal range! Gary: (confused) Meow? SpongeBob: You didn’t say that? Then who could it be? (Suddenly Larry the Snail appears and stands behind SpongeBob, he meows again) SpongeBob: Huh? (turns around) Larry??? What are you doing here? I thought I left you at the shelter! (nervous laugh) Larry: (meows sadly) SpongeBob: Awww, the shelter didn’t want you because you were very aggressive? Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you! You must be hungry so let’s grab some food! Gary: (growls) SpongeBob: Gary, please be nice to Larry! He’s homeless and I got to help him! (walks to the kitchen to serve Larry’s food) Gary: (annoyed meow behind SpongeBob’s back) SpongeBob: I heard that. (At the kitchen, SpongeBob gives Larry a can of Snail-Po) SpongeBob: Now that you’re hungry you won’t refuse to eat this meal every snail can’t resist, right? (chuckles) Larry: (hisses and throws the bowl on SpongeBob’s face) SpongeBob: You’re still refusing to eat, huh? Let’s try something else, hmmm…I know! I can make you a Krabby Patty! I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like it (makes it in 5 seconds) Here you go, bon appetit! Larry: (smells and eats the Krabby Patty) Meowww! SpongeBob: Ha, I knew you would like it! Larry: Meow meow meow meow meow meow! SpongeBob: You want more? Sure buddy I’ll make more for you! (As SpongeBob makes more Krabby Patties, Larry eats all of them) SpongeBob: Whoa Larry, you sure were starving! (looks at clock) Ohh, I gotta go jellyfishing with Patrick, see you later! As soon as SpongeBob leaves, Larry meows for food again, more specifically Krabby Patties. He can’t stop thinking about them, so he looks everywhere in the pineapple. He slowly goes insane and starts throwing stuff aggressively. Gary looks at him confused and approaches him. Larry then hisses at him thinking he’s stealing his food territory. Gary feels insulted by this, so he growls at him and starts a fight. Québécois narrator: 3 hours later… Gary and Larry are still fighting and now the pineapple is a big mess. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. SpongeBob: Garyyy, Larryyyy I’m hooooome! (looks at all the mess) Huh, how did this happen? Gary and Larry: (now calm, whistling) SpongeBob: (annoyed) Gary, were you jealous of your new friend? Gary: Meow meow meow! SpongeBob: Yeah sure. Has Larry done anything wrong to y- (Larry meows loudly) whoa! (Larry runs away with an insane look on his face then brings a pencil and paper, he starts drawing something) SpongeBob: Huh? Is there something you want to tell me, Larry? Larry: (shows him the drawing) SpongeBob: Oh it’s just a Krabby Patty? Gary: Meow, meow, meow. SpongeBob: Yeah Gary it seems like he’s way too obsessed with my Krabby Patties, but I don’t think I can keep him here. You guys still don’t get along well and it’s kinda hard to take care of him when he wants Krabby Patties every 10 minutes. I do know the perfect place for him to stay, though! Québécois narrator: The next day… (At the Krusty Krab) SpongeBob: Order up! Oh Squidward, I love Mondays! It’s always a beautiful day! Squidward: (sarcastically) It is…until I see you. SpongeBob: Nyayayaya! You’re so silly! (goes back to the kitchen and takes 10 more Krabby Patties, he goes outside and gives it to Larry who now lives in a playhouse near the dumpster) Here, take this! Larry: Meow! (takes the Krabby Patties and throws them to a hole full of them inside his playhouse) SpongeBob: Now you can get your favourite food anytime you want! Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! I told you not to feed stray snails our patties! If you give them for free this means I’m losing money! SpongeBob: He’s not a stray! I’m just taking care of him for a while until he finds a permanent owner, he can’t stay at my place, so I took him here. Mr. Krabs: Arr, I’ll let him stay, but I’ll cut 90% of your paycheck while he’s here! SpongeBob: No problem, Mr. K! Mr. Krabs: Now boy-o, get back to work! There’s a lot of money to catch from all these customers! SpongeBob: Yes sir! (goes back to the kitchen) Pfft, who's gonna tell him I'M the permanent owner? I'll keep you forever Larry! THE END

Funniest Member: prez, dman, steel, wumbo, slug Chattiest Member: sof, prez, whobob, jjs, zaid Spongiest Member: winter, jaic, 4evergreen, mythix, fletcher Best Gamer: dman, zaid, prez, fred, winter Show Stopper: clappy, whobob, jjs, katniss, sbl Geekiest Band Geek: prez, hawk, dman, salmon, fred Most Artistic Member: cha, zaid, steel, patty, fletcher Sportiest Member: katniss, trophy, illiniguy, sbl, jcm Best Artwork: beer and tv by whobob, salmon suit by steel, make your choice by kieran, baseball by salmon, glep by katie Best Pictionary Drawing: karen's mom by appy, eat at the krusty krab by dman, join us by dg, plankton by katie, BREEEAKFAAASSSTT by steel Honorary Staff: owm and kieran Honorary Members: dman and fa

greetings comrades i hope you're enjoying smiling friends season 3 so far and if you haven't seen it yet you should catch up when you can! ok let's get to the reason i made this thread, who is your favourite smiling friends character? uou know the drill, vote and if you wish tell us in the replies why!

i'll be "possessed bob"

eggs and bacon oh yeah

Squilliam has been ignored by the SpongeBob crew for far too long. Here we'll give the fans what they want and answer what if...he finally returned...again? 31. What if...Squilliam Returned...Again? (Twitter) Dave Cunningham: I hope you enjoyed the timeline twist-up special! Just to let you know we will drop another new episode featuring a character you haven't seen in a while THIS Friday at 7 pm est/4 pm pst! Stay tuned! Random user 1: can't wait! Random user 2: I don't care anymore, you guys try so hard to make the next meme face... Random user 3: Is it Squilliam? Dave (replying to user 3): (SBCcord, after the above tweet was shared) Carotte: Yeah I'm hyped, based on the replies it seems like Squilliam is coming back! Salmon: I just hope it’s not nostalgia bait again jjs: I love how these random characters keep coming back yet Squilliam returns after 15 years lol Québécois narrator (from Bizarro Bottom): 3 days later… It’s a normal day at the Krusty Krab, just before rush hour. SpongeBob: ORDER UP! (rings bell repeatedly and Squidward sighs) Squidward: Another day, another migraine… Squidward: (gives the patty to Lady Upturn) Here you go, enjoy your Krabby Patty. Note to readers who don’t know a thing about modern SB: Lady Upturn is the rich woman who speaks with a posh accent and basically everything offends her. Lady Upturn: Excuse me??? You forgot my precious worm Fifi’s Krabby Patty! SpongeBob: Whoops sorry! (gives Fifi a tiny Krabby Patty in 2 seconds) Enjoy your patties made with love! Lady Upturn: (awkward) Uh yeah thanks… (muttering) This sponge gets on my nerves… As Lady Upturn sits on her table, a creature wearing a big coat and a mask with glasses and mustache enters the restaurant. Everyone stares at him. Squidward: (still annoyed) May I take your order sir? Mysterious guy: Yes, I’d like to order a Krabby Patty and coral bits. Squidward: You sound oddly familiar, reminds me of- Mysterious guy: (covering his mouth) Yeah yeah I prefer to keep my identity secret. Mr. Krabs: (appears out of nowhere) Secret??? Arrrgh I know it’s you Plankton! Mysterious guy: What are you talking about? Hey, don’t touch me! (runs away and Mr. Krabs chases him) Mr. Krabs: (as he catches him) Nice try, Plankton! (takes off the mask and gasps) Customers: (gasp) SpongeBob: …Is that who I think it is? Squidward: It’s…SQUILLIAM FANCYSON!!! AHHHH!!! Squilliam: That’s right! I wanted to make you a surprise visit, but your sweaty boss spoiled it. Say, you’re still working here after all these years? Squidward: It’s none of your business! During these 15 years I haven’t missed you one bit! You think I like this place? I have to be with this moron all day to begin with! SpongeBob: (making a very goofy face) Hey Squidward, nyayayaya! Squilliam: Well, it seems like you don’t enjoy life as much as I do now! Lemme tell you what happened to me. You know, the executives behind our show, didn’t let me in this show anymore, because they thought I wasn’t an interesting character then they forgot about me for so many years. Squidward: Ha-ha! I knew it, no one cares about rich characters these days, they just brag about their money and their belongings and how superior they are to normal people… Lady Upturn: I am offended! How dare you say such horrible things?! Squidward: I was mostly talking about him! Wait no! (Lady Upturn slaps him with her purse) Lady Upturn: (to Mr. Krabs) Fire this cretin at once! Squilliam: Who is that anyway? Have I been replaced by a rich Karen? Lady Upturn: First, my name is not Karen! Second, yes I replaced you because I have a lot more personality than you! At this point I’ve appeared in more episodes and contributed more to the show than you! Squilliam: Yeah right, you look just like a stereotypical rich English woman. Also, I might have appeared in less episodes, but I have more fans than you! Most fans of this show don’t even know who you are. Lady Upturn: Ohhh…I am OFFENDED! Background fish: I work at your mall, and I’ve heard you utter your last 3 words at least 10 times a week. Squilliam: You said it twice already in the past few minutes, what a one-dimensional character. They continue arguing then they form a fight cloud. Québécois narrator: Trois heures- uhh I mean three hours later… They are still fighting until Vincent Waller and a gorilla in a suit enter the Krusty Krab. Vincent: Good morning, friends, I’m the director of “SpongeBob SquarePants” and I demand Squilliam to get off the screen immediately! SpongeBob: But why? Vincent: I didn’t authorize him to appear for more than one minute in an episode, so he needs to fuck off! Gorilla: I’m Brian Robbins, the Nickelodeon CEO, and I concur that Squilliam is not needed, he’s past his prime. Squilliam: WHAT THE FUCK? Vincent: Come with me, you’re banned from appearing in the show for the next 15 years! Squilliam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Squidward: (dying of laughter) Brian: Lady Upturn, you earned a promotion, and you will appear twice as often in the main show and Patrick show episodes! Congratulations! Lady Upturn: Oh I’m flattered! Squilliam: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS SQUIDWARD!!!!!!! Vincent and Brian leave with Squilliam in a submarine and take him very, very far away.

greetings comrades i'm back!!! well you read that right, this poll is about one of the coolest group of animals called rodents! so which one is your favourite? also don't tell @El Jacko i stole his poll from carottecord again

red is where i've been to and yellow is what i passed into or airport stop (i live in quebec) also forgot to paint new brunswick red oops

i'll be...sexy reindeer yes i'm serious