dmandagiraffe

i put the ones i've only passed through in green for completion's sake

i placed all my bets on blitzen

I build snow Sandy along with an oncoming snow car

you won't catch me...hesitating

donkey

We're out of starving crazed weasels.

The vending machine responds in kind. I put in $4.20.

You get half a can of Sprite. Unfortunately the cut is vertical so the rest of the drink spills out. I put in a plastic chip the same size as a quarter.

root beer put it in a square cup and it's beer

You get a room temperature can of beer. I put in a $2 bill.

in a shocking twist of events i'm actually doing this for once funniest member: wumbo, salmon, meko, sbl, winter chattiest member: jjs, meko, prez, whobob, wumbo spongiest member: carotte, winter, meko, mythix, jaic best gamer: prez, darkness, fred, jjs, meep show stopper: whobob, kat, ex, clappy, omj geekiest band geek: prez, kev, maniac, hawk, steel most artistic member: darkness, nuggets, steel, cha, jane sportiest member: trophy, illiniguy, jcm, prez, kat best episode: what if...sbc was owned by a corporation?, what if...the security system didn't take control of squidward's house?, what if...mrbeast bought sbc? (all sbc what if's) best artwork: jawsome birthday (salmon), squidward collection (pickleman), glep supremacy (katie), dr. amigo (steel), luigi the goat (nuggets) best pictionary drawing: pentagon (darkness), ink lemonade (steel), ricardio the heart guy (steel), c.h. greenblatt (prez), dj spit (darkness) honorary staff member: owm, darkness honorary member: salmon, meko

favorite Machinedrum album/songs?

i will be spongebab (the s is lowercase)

Ah...TheMysteriousMrEnter. He's somewhat considered an outcast among animation critics and the internet as a whole, yet somehow he still has an influence on SpongeBob discussion to this day, albeit in some of the least admirable (hehe) ways possible. You'd think given such a reputation he'd want to leave that part of his past behind, but the truth is he is Among Us! Or at least he could be. Meh, probably not. But it's fun to think about the hilarious shitstorm that universe would be. It's fun to imagine...What If...? Episode 10: What If...Mr. Enter Joined SBC? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Thread: 128b. Stuck In The Wringer. A new post appears.] MystifyingEntryway: To this day, I still loathe this episode. I would beat the everloving shit out of Patrick if I could. The one thing I liked was when SpongeBob and Squidward made love in the ordering boat, but that's it. Atrocious. jjs: agreed WhoBob: oh no Slug: Godly way to bump a topic. sbl: Looks like someone's a decade behind the times! Hawk: Next you'll be telling us about how the moral is rancid and the background fish are assholes. MystifyingEntryway: Both are true. Everyone is so mean-spirited towards SpongeBob for no reason. I wish I could jump through the screen and murder those fish telling off SpongeBob. Also, crying to solve your problems CLEARLY isn't a moral you should be teaching to children. I cannot express enough how much I despise those writers. Hawk: ...speak of the devil. Winter: Let's see... thinks episode is mean-spirited wants to kill fictional characters insults the staff He's checking off every box so far Carotte: this episode's not good and all, everyone knows, but can we not insult the writers of the show please? MystifyingEntryway: They need to pay for their crimes immediately. Impalement sounds like a fitting punishment. I will see to it myself if necessary. Carotte: ok you are getting too fat Slug: Aaaand with that we've officially entered violent shitshow territory. SOF: this isnt funny dude... Winter: Hey, you should join SBM! There you can threaten the crew all you want, and the admins will do nothing! jjs: as for here, you get one last chance before you're out MystifyingEntryway: I was going to make an account on SpongeBuddy Mania originally, but I noticed a severe lack of discussion on the September 11 attacks, despite the site being launched only three years after. It felt very ignorant of the time, so I changed my mind. SOF: bruh Wumbo: what in the living HELL does 9/11 have to do with a spongebob fansite Prez: spongebob did 9/11 Wumbo: true I forgot about that salmon: hey uh, do we think it's possible that this "mystic entry" guy here could be, i don't know...mr. enter??? MystifyingEntryway: Fuck you. jjs: see ya later bran flakes [MystifyingEntryway is banned for being stupid.] dman: so are we all just gonna ignore that he enjoys the spongebob and squidward sex scene ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After his exile from SBC, an enraged Enter decides to start a new series on his channel. In the first (and only) episode of Online Outrages, he plays the victim by crying and screaming for 20 minutes about how he was mistreated by SBC, but the internet does not hear him out. The video unexpectedly goes viral, becoming one of the most disliked on all of YouTube right behind the baby shark dance, and also becoming a great source of ridicule for about three weeks. Simultaneously, SBC traffic explodes as several new users join to make fun of Enter's posts, with the Stuck in the Wringer topic gaining millions of views and eventually becoming the most viewed in the site's history. Enter's social status degrades from outcast to pariah overnight, resulting in him never uploading anything to YouTube again and going completely silent on all his accounts. To this day, no one knows where Mr. Enter is. Whether he's finally taking a hint and going off the grid or just hiding behind another pseudonym, all that matters is his channel is dead and SBC is thriving. Although, I will admit, he may have been right about one thing...I guess crying doesn't solve your problems after all!