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Good evening, folks! Regis Philbin here, back from the dead, here to offer you yet anothah one of these harebrained scenarios… Episode 60: What If… SBC Went On Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Regis: Good evening, and welcome to night 60! Tonight we have a very special episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, in that all the people who have called in are members of… The SpongeBob Community? You’re telling me we can get eight contestants from a SpongeBob forum, yet some nights we can’t even get one woman? Well, let’s welcome them with open arms anyway. We have! Wumbo, from Carneyville, Canada! Katniss, from Normgenie, Georgia! Prez, from Temper City, California! Jjs, from Albuquerque, New Mexico! Steel Sponge, from Chemistbob, California! SpongeBob’s #1 Fan, who already knew where these people were from! Maroon 5, from… really, the whole band? Maroon 5? …Okay? And sbl, known for the groundbreaking journalism of SBLNN, from Yahoo, Canada! Those are our eight contestants tonight, let’s PLAY… WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE! Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Full Theme As always, we start with our Fastest Finger question, so players, if you’re ready, here we go: Put these cherry cheese cakes in order from tastiest to ickiest. A) Yahoo Cake Mix B) Hot Toddy Cherry Blaster C) Rogers “We Got You” Cake Mix D) Cherry Seinfeld And the correct order is… BADC! And the fastest time was… Wumbo, from Carneyville, Canada! How ya doin’ tonight, Wumbo? Wumbo: Maybe soup then, maybe NEVER! Regis: Come again, son? Wumbo: Oh. Sorry Regis! I’m just such a big fan of your computer game that I couldn’t resist quoting one of its most iconic lines at you on TV! As we all know, famous people love it when you do that! Regis: …okay, fine. Now Wumbo, are you ready to play Millionaire? Wumbo: Let’s PLAY! Regis: I get to say that. Millionaire begins Regis: Alright Wumbo, for $100… Who was the host of the short-lived Canadian version of this series? A) Lloyd Robertson B) Pamela Wallin C) Peter Jennings D) Tom Green Wumbo shakes head knowingly Regis: You know this one, Wumbo? Wumbo: Regis… I’m gonna throttle you. Regis: What? Wumbo: I said, I’m gonna throttle you. It’s a line fr- Regis: SECURITY! Wumbo (getting taken away): Hey wait, you can’t do this! I’m Millionaire’s biggest fan! I have a Regis tattoo on my ass! B! THE ANSWER IS B! FINAL A... Regis: We’ll cut to commercial. Board Game - 1996 - Perfection Commercial (Capture 2) Regis: Okay, we’re back! Sorry about that folks, I don’t know how that guy got past our screening. I guess it’s time for another Fastest Finger! Put these US Senate members in order of birth year by how many “I”s appear in their Roman Numeral equivalent, starting in the middle: A) Chuck Schumer B) Chuck Grassley C) Chuck Norris D) Chuck E. Cheese Time’s up, let’s see who got it right! None of you? Screw this, I’m outta here. See ya later. Floor Director: Uh, Regis? New contract says that we can’t continue the show with new contestants until we go through all these SBC members first. Regis: Ya gotta be KIDDIN me! Alright, fine. But I’m too tired to do anything tonight. So we’ll see you next time on… a spin-off of this spin-off? WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? Zoom out to Wumbo, drafting Who Wants to be a Millionaire: SBC Edition as its own spin-off Wumbo: Heh heh. Ain’t I a stinker? Looney Tunes - That's All Folks Yes, a spin-off of this spin-off! Coming soon! Thanks to jjs for letting a yahoo like me write for this wonderful series. Maybe soup now?

I wanna hayride

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The flying dutchman is in the ghost costume

Six illuminating candles are hidden around the forum. Whoever finds them all will receive: 20 pieces of candy, 1,000 Doubloons and 200 experience points. Here's hints on where each ghost is located: Candle 1: Go trick or treating at the Chum Bucket and see what happens! Candle 2: Soon may the Dutchman come to haunt Bikini Bottom. Candle 3: Take a vacation to this wonderful island town where there’s nothing supernatural, we promise. Candle 4: Choose a delightful Halloween tune in this poll. Candle 5: On this slasher’s profile. Candle 6: Complete this puzzle and the candle shall appear. You may ask for 2 additional hints per candle. PM or DM me on Discord all six candles when you find them. You have until October 31st at 7pm ET to find them all. Finders:

Here's a new minigame for Octerror Fest 2026, fitting the theme. You are trapped in the mythical Backrooms and must find a way out through this bizarre dimension. If you go the right way, you'll find treasure. If you go the wrong way, you'll meet a scary monster. Is there even an exit at al? Who knows! Here are your path options: Left Right Up Down Secret Shortcut (*can only be accessed as an option after choosing one of the above options at least once) Depending which way you go, you can receive either: Dead End (nothing, lose 5 candy) 100-300 Doubloons 20 Experience Points 5 Candy (x2) Comment with the direction you wish to go and anything else funny relating to the Backrooms. You may only play in this once every 24 hours.

Here's a minigame for Octerror Fest 2026. Several SpongeBob characters are in disguise as one of these creatures: Vampire Mummy Ghost Skeleton Witch Werewolf Zombie Frankenstein Guess which SpongeBob character you think is beyond the costume you pick. Here are your possible rewards: Nothing (makes you lose 5 pieces of candy) 100-300 Doubloons 20 experience points 5 pieces of candy (2 slots) Just pick the costume along with the character you think is under it to let me know you're playing. You may only play in this once every 24 hours.

Here's a minigame for Octerror Fest 2026. Take a fateful stroll on a hayride through creepy forests without fail. Depending how far you go, you can receive the following prizes: 0 Miles = Nothing (lose 5 candy) 10 Miles = 100 Doubloons 20 Miles = 200 Doubloons 30 Miles = 300 Doubloons 40 Miles = 20 experience points 50 Miles = 5 pieces of candy 60 Miles = 5 pieces of candy You can say "I want to do the hayride" or something else funny that lets me know you're playing. You can only play in this once every 24 hours.

During Octerror Fest 2026, each game and activity will award you pieces of candy. Whoever comes in 1st place at a main game will receive 20 pieces of candy, while 2nd and 3rd places will receive 15 and 10 pieces respectively. You can also be awarded 5 pieces of candy by minigames. Be careful though, there will be ways for you to lose candy, such as by losing a minigame, being killed in Hooky, having your candy stolen via Ghost Powers or coming in last place during a game. Whoever has the most candy gathered by the end of the event will receive 4,000 doubloons, a Candy Champion badge and 400 experience points. Ghost Powers: Returning from the past two years is the ability to activate three mischievous powers channeled by ghostly energy. In order to use these, you must have at least 20 pieces of candy on the scoreboard. Here are the three powers you can use: Steal candy from another person (up to 30 pieces, randomly determined) Ensure that minigame slot for one minigame of your choosing always gives you a favorable outcome (meaning you will never lose) New power: If you come in 4th place or beyond for a game, swap places with the 2nd or 3rd place users. Hooky players only: Shield yourself from being slain by The Fisherman for one night You can only use each power once during the event. If you want to use them, you can tell me on Discord or in this thread. Scoreboard: Prez: 20 Winter: 15 Jjs: 10 Fred: 10 WhoBob: 10 Zaid: 10 Wumbo: 10 Smitty: 10 4EverGreen: 10 Steel: 10 Maniac: 10 Mythix: 5 Dman: -20

Returning from last year, here you will pitch your own candy idea. Simply describe its name, how it looks and its flavor. You have until October 31st to submit your candy idea here. Whoever's candy is declared the winner by the ghostly council will receive: 1,000 doubloons, 100 experience points and 20 pieces of candy.

Yo, wheres the SpongeBob Museum? Anyway, for any "old person" the classic Star Wars childhood just became historic. If I lived in Encino California, maybe I'd stop by the new Lucas Museum. What are your guys' thoughts

It can be argued that every character in SpongeBob SquarePants brings something unique to the show that none of the others can. SpongeBob has his never-ending optimism, Squidward has his grumpy nature, even the background fish have their casual assholery. But there's one character that the show cannot possibly do without: Gary the Snail. We all know him, we all love him, and we all know about his unfortunate passing in season 14. However, after a certain ScreenRant article was recently brought to my attention, it makes me wonder...what if season 14 wasn't the first time? What if this "Gary" that we've known for so long isn't the same as the one we grew up with? What If...? Episode 59: What If...Gary Died and Was Replaced? For those who don't feel like subjecting themselves to ScreenRant today, I'll give you the rundown of the article. The theory presented by the author posits that the original Gary died sometime early in the show's run, specifically during the first movie. They even go as far as to suggest that it was Plankton's mind control helmet that killed him. But the smoking gun is his name: SpongeBob calls him "Gary Wilson Jr." in a season 8 episode, and since the family tree in a season 4 episode states that Sluggo is his father instead of "Gary Sr.", this implies there must have been a different Gary before this one! Since this show is well-known for its strict adherence to continuity, I see absolutely nothing wrong with this theory and now treat it as canon. Except...there's actually more to this story. You see, I was just going to write a silly little hypothetical like we always do in this thread, but I did some digging in Nickelodeon's dumpsters the other month, and I discovered a VHS tape containing a long lost alternate cut of the classic episode "Have You Seen This Snail?". And boy, let me tell you. What is on this tape will shock you, surprise you, and change your view on SpongeBob SquarePants forever. Are you ready? SpongeBob: So...did you hear any of that, or do I have to repeat myself? Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: Okay, good! He embraces Gary with a hug, then puts him down and starts walking home. For whatever reason, Gary doesn't follow. SpongeBob: I promise Gary, things are gonna be different between- Suddenly, a 2010 Mercedes-Benz E-Class Coupe comes speeding down the street. SpongeBob turns around. SpongeBob: GARY, LOOK OUT! Gary is hit and mangled beyond belief. SpongeBob: AAHHHHH, GARY!!!! That's right. Not only is Gary Sr. dead, but so is Gary Jr.! "So how is Gary alive in the later seasons?", I can already hear you asking. Well, here comes the even crazier part: the episode keeps going. Yep, what was once an ending to a beloved special is now only the halfway point, making this episode a TV movie. Had it actually made it to the air, it would've been the show's first, but some things are too good for this world. I would describe the whole thing here, but I'm afraid that Viacom would copystrike me to oblivion if I reveal too much, so I'll just put some dialogue snippets here and you'll just have to make do with that. SpongeBob is visiting the pet store to look for a new snail. SpongeBob: What do you say, buddy? Do you want to be Gary III? Snail: Meow... SpongeBob: He's perfect! You're coming home with me! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SpongeBob: Ewww, I didn't notice it before, but your shell's all cracked! We gotta get that thing replaced, Gare-Bear. Now if you'll excuse me... He grabs Gary's shell and tries to take it off, but it won't budge. SpongeBob: What is this, did someone use Forever Glue to attach this to you? He pulls as hard as he can, but instead of Gary's shell coming off, Gary as a whole flies into the air and smashes into the ceiling, killing him. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SpongeBob: Alright, let's see what the sports channel is playing at this hour... He sits down to a cracking noise, followed by a splat. SpongeBob: Oh, Gaaaaryyyyyyyyy! Ready to watch some ball? Silence. SpongeBob: Gary the Fourth, where are you? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SpongeBob: Thanks, pet shop lady! Owner: Don't come here again. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Squidward: Would you like to hear some music by your namesake? Upon hearing Squidward's music, the snail immediately jumps out the nearest window. Squidward: Oh, barnacles. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SpongeBob: WHY...CAN'T...I...STOP...KILLING...SNAILS?!?!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patrick: I'm sorry SpongeBob, but it looks like if you want a new snail now, it's going to have to fall right out of the sky or something. Right on cue, a bunch of snails fall out of the sky. One snail, looking exactly like Gary, lands right in front of SpongeBob. Snail: Meow! Patrick: Oh, could I get some ice cream with that? Two scoops of ice cream fall directly into Patrick's eyes. Patrick: Yay! SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. With all the bad things that have happened to my snails recently, can I really be trusted to own this one? The same car from earlier speeds down the road again, but before hitting the new snail, it inexplicably swerves out of the way, drives off a cliff, and blows up in a nuclear explosion. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SpongeBob: You're Gary the Twenty-fourth, but to save money on a new dish, I'll just call you Gary Jr. and pretend this whole thing never happened! Seymour Skinner: That's really a cheat, isn't it? SpongeBob: Who the *dolphin noise* are you? And that's the (partial) story of how Gary XXIV became the snail we would get familiar with for a good 10 seasons. Some will argue that Nickelodeon made the right choice by trashing the full version of this episode, considering its morbid nature. I disagree; this episode gave me a unique view into the many lives of Gary, and a little bit of cartoon violence is a small price to pay for such a wealth of information. I definitely made the right choice bringing this home instead of that tape labeled "IWATG deleted scene", or whatever it was. In the end, this Gary would go on to be the one that died in season 14 in the aptly titled "Gary Dies", leaving SpongeBob to find yet another snail. It's anyone's guess how long this snail will last, but one thing's for certain: Gary Jr. will remain. Hopefully this snail will be funnier than 24.

I'm gonna tell you about Johnny the Ghost

Okay everyone! Here is my review! In first place is Patrick's Miso Hungry which's flavor I enjoyed the most. This was a smooth and savory miso broth flavoring SpongeBob's Ready for Ramen claims second with its rich and creamy tonkotsu broth flavoring with hints of ginger and pork. I'm sorry to say that Squidward takes third as his Showstopping Shoyu's sour notes brought me down. This had a light and flavorful soy sauce broth pack, but unlike the others, the flavoring was powder. The smell in particular reminded me of My Little Pony hair, a mix of plastic and chemicals. Each cup had freeze dried chives and carrots, a pack of sesame oil and the flavor packet. I cooked them by adding boiling water to the line, covering and let sit for 3 minutes. There is a microwavable method as well. All are quite salty, but enjoyable.

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Jigglypuff my beloved...

Ah, the sweet serenade of the jiggly puff, its melodic tune as alluring as a siren. Growing up, I think we can all agree that Jiggly Puff's voice was our first idol (other than SpongeBob of course). I was just rewatching some Indigo League and couldn't help appreciating a true musician