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Patrickle Jobs: Premieres: Tuesday, December 10th at 5:00pm ET/PT Plot: Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory. Pat Roast: Premieres: Thursday, December 12th at 5:00pm ET/PT Plot: The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star."

Maybe it's just me, but this feels like the first episode that Sherm Cohen has worked on in a LONG time...and it kind of shows. After all, since when has SPONGEBOB ever actually needed to HAVE a Lucky Tie Clip in order to really function through HIS day?! I KNOW this show wavers back and forth on it's "Continuity", but still...a little more BUILD-UP would be nice, sometimes! In any case, on a day when Spongebob HAS his Lucky Tie Clip; everything seems to go his way, such as Bubble Bass liking everything about his meal! On a day when Spongebob can't FIND his Lucky Tie Clip; everything seems to go WRONG!!!! He gets tied up in a jump rope, he gets hit by a car, he gets blasted like a rocket by a hot dog cart, an old lady ROBS him, and by the time he finally arrives to the Krusty Krab LATE; he's a nervous wreck! Unfortunately, that's only the BEGINNING of Spongebob's problems; as he seems to have trouble JUST getting a Krabby Patty onto the grill, but even Bubble Bass can't be satisfied; because the fries are TOO oily, the soda is too FLAT, and the Krabby Patty tastes TOO...BLAND!!!! While Mr. Krabs takes the whole luck thing seriously, by ordering everyone out of the restaurant while he gets the bad luck vibes out of the air, Squidward seems to be RELISHING in Spongebob NOT having any good luck! Spongebob tries to ask Patrick for help, but Patrick says that he wouldn't TOUCH him with a ten foot pole while TOUCHING him with a pole...although, thanks to "Exact Words", it turns out HIS pole is an ELEVEN foot pole! But Patrick DOES suggest that Spongebob TRY to find another lucky charm! Spongebob tries to find a four leaf Kelp, but it gets bulldozed to make room for a new FREEWAY!!!! Spongebob tries a lucky sea bunny's foot, but it's STILL attached to the sea bunny! Meanwhile, Squidward's luck seems like it couldn't GET any better, as he has FINALLY grown his blonde hair back, and is playing great! Spongebob CRIES at his misfortune, until his Lucky Tie Clip suddenly pops out from INSIDE him! Spongebob initially thinks that Squidward was right when he told him that luck IS inside his head...until a safe drops on Spongebob, and he immediately puts his lucky tie clip on, LITERALLY causing the safe to reverse direction! And with Spongebob's luck back on track, Squidward's luck IMMEDIATELY goes to POT!!!! I'll give this episode an 8.5 out of 10, try a little more build-up next time!

You get the scent of a skunk...because the Magical Vending Machine is INSULTED that you only put in a penny! I put in $10 worth of the money that I got.

The machine dispensed $25 in pennies out the coin slot! I take one of those Pennies, leaving you with $24.99 and insert it into the machine

Premieres: Friday, December 13th at 5pm ET/PT Plot: Sandy and the Science Scouts sell biscuits to fund a trip to Mars. But when Mr. Krabs and his Krusty Scouts get in on the action, it turns into an all-out competition.

Premieres: Wednesday, December 11th at 5:00pm ET/PT Plot: When Patrick can't fall asleep, he seeks assistance from the Sandman.

Premieres: Monday, December 9th at 5:00pm ET/PT Plot: SpongeBob experiences a bad luck streak when his lucky tie clip suddenly goes missing.

Good ol' glazed!

You get this weird, trick M & M cookie! I let the Magical Vending Machine suck up ten pounds of my own body weight, in exchange for what it would be worth on the open market.

That Freezing Spongekid

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You receive... Her Lasso of Truth! Use it Wisely! I Put in M&Ms

"Patty Poo" explores the concept of the "Kid Appeal Character", and technically deconstructs "The Scrappy"; BOTH in the same episode! When Patrick accidentally has one of his HANDS cut off, Patrick actually REMEMBERS what happened from the time it happened to him in "Kamp Koral", he WAS able to regenerate himself! However, just like in a Call-Forward to "The Karate Star", the hand grows a life of its own...only as a cute, ADORABLE; little baby sea star that Patrick decides to call, Patty Poo! (Well, that's ONE way Patrick CAN get a kid of his own, if he ever WANTS one again!) Patty Poo is quickly put into the spotlight as the star, thanks to his NATURAL clumsiness and adorableness! Patty Poo quickly brings in the ratings, and everything is going just swell! Unfortunately, because "Status quo is God" has to find a way to kick in SOMEHOW; Patty Poo ends up quickly OUTGROWING his role, after Patrick ACCIDENTALLY feeds him a lot of "Plant Growth Juice Fertilizer", which causes Patty Poo to grow into a giant! And as a giant, Patty Poo CAN'T replicate the same feats that he could when he was small, to the same degree as success! And when Patty grows so BIG; he LITERALLY fills the WHOLE TV studio, he feels like his whole LIFE has been a mistake! And so, in the vein of Paul Bunyan; he decides to go out into the world and help others to the best of his abilities! In a nice Aversion to "Aesop Amnesia", Patrick actually REFUSES to WILLINGLY chop off one of his own limbs AGAIN, when the audience actually demands ANOTHER Patty Poo...too bad the audience won't LET him say, "No!" I'll give that episode segment a 9.9 out of 10, only because the audience were JERKS for chopping Patrick up! / "Swaptoberfest" was previously alluded to in "Squidina's Holidaze Special"; but here, it's given a full-fleshed look! Swaptoberfest is a Klopnodian holiday going back 200 years, and Bunny forces EVERYONE in her family; even GRANDPAT, to celebrate it, whether they like it or not! As the name implies, they swap identities with each other; by trading a key element of themselves with each other! First, Patrick is GrandPat; GrandPat is Squidina; Squidina is Dad; Dad is Mom; and Mom is Patrick! Patrick is Grandpat looks like he will have to take a visit to the OTHER PLACE when Death comes to collect him; but Patrick ends up enjoying the experience SO much, Death CLEARLY gets more than he bargained for! GrandPat as Squidina, regales Pearl with the time he won the Klopnodian Civil War all by himself; CLEARLY with his self-serving memory; only for Pearl to inform him that the Klopnodians were the ones who actually WON that war! Although in GrandPat's defense, they only won on a technicality! Squidina as Dad TRIES to mow the lawn; but without her GLASSES, she can't actually see (meaning that she hasn't gotten the eye surgery that she WILL get before "Spongebob Squarepants" happens), so she ends up DRIVING the car into the house! Dad as Mom TRIES to vacuum the room, but because he's NOT used to it; he ends up placing the suction power TOO high, and vacuums up Tinkle, his water, and even the actual COLORS of the BACKGROUND in the house! Finally, Mom as Patrick doesn't WANT to be dirty; but feels like she MUST in order to keep with Klopnodian heritage, she MUST be dirty! So she starts by ONLY moving ONE poster SLIGHTLY askew, but it quickly devolves into "The Mind Is a Plaything of The Body", as Mom quickly devolves into making practically EVERYTHING in Patrick's room messy! Than when it's time to swap, we only see a LITTLE of the next swap. Mom as Squidina PROVES that she is STILL one of the girls, when she decides to have a pillow-fight with Pearl! Patrick as Dad is TRYING to drive the car, only for Squidward to inform him that he's NOT even DRIVING! Of course, Squidward SHOULDN'T have done this as Patrick figures out HOW to drive (nice "Call-Forward" as to how he was easily ABLE to get his Driver's License in "Spongebob Squarepants"), and Patrick drives the car OUT of the house, and accidentally OVER Squidward! A few swaps later (including some with characters who AREN'T even PART of the Star family), and everyone ends up looking like GrandPat! And at a time when who of all characters EXCEPT Granny Tentacles decides to go on a DATE with GrandPat?! All of the Stars (EXCEPT for GrandPat), go on a date with Granny Tentacles; and because they are nice and actually LISTEN to Granny Tentacles' stories, and actually talk about themselves in a MEANINGFUL conversation, she actually decides to get married to the REAL GrandPat...along with all the OTHER GrandPat's!!!! MAN!!!! Sometimes, it's SCARY about how PSYCHIC I can end up being! Of course, when it comes time to exchange their vows, by this point; Granny Tentacles is revealed to be SLAPPY in disguise! While the Minister delivering the vows reveals HIMSELF to be Death! But GrandPat figures out a way to finally ENJOY Swaptoberfest, as he swaps his OWN identity with Slappy; free to continue living for the foreseeable future! I'd give this episode segment an 11/10!!!! (Yes, it's THAT good!!!!) Enough said, true believers!

You get... ...WONDER WOMAN!!!! (The joke works better if you KNOW her original creation!) I put in those COOL bracelet blockers that Wonder Woman wears!

You get m&ms I put in dried clay

Sometimes, it seems like Squidward just can't WIN from losing! Now, was it WRONG for Spongebob and Patrick to be running around in the middle of the night; TRYING to find aliens and unintentionally disturbing Squidward's sleep? Yes, it was. Did that give Squidward 'Carte blanche' to SQUASH all of their dreams by making a MOCKERY of their passion? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Of course, it seems like the universe just can't STAND to see Squidward get AWAY with being a jerk...even when he KIND of has a good reason to do so! It doesn't take Squidward TOO long to have some REAL alien visitors visit him...and oddly enough, they look like miniature aliens with the Tiki heads from Easter Island, like his OWN house! Squidward OF COURSE, thinks that it's Spongebob and Patrick in disguise...until he SEES them still dressed up as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in SPONGEBOB'S house! Squidward AND his house than get TAKEN up into a giant spaceship! Squidward DEMANDS to be taken to their leader...only for them to not even PRETEND to be interested in anything that SQUIDWARD cares about, and they decide to PROBE him! They apparently do it SO much, they even have a dedicated 'Probe' celebration button to celebrate it! Squidward of course TRIES to escape...which is very hard to do when you're up IN outer space without any air or WATER to be in, in Squidward's case! Squidward gets captured again...but luckily for him, the aliens want to probe him with QUESTIONS...EXACT words!!!! But apparently, Squidward's repressed memories are SO long, and SO arduous to listen to, the aliens don't even LAST to when Squidward was THREE, before they send both him AND his house back! And despite Spongebob and Patrick SEEING Squidward being dumped by the aliens, they REFUSE to believe it when Squidward says that aliens truly ARE real, and he WAS wrong! I'll give this episode a 9.9 out of 10, only because I felt like the episode could've been tightened up a little, and that Spongebob and Patrick should've found out that they really WERE right in the FIRST place! Enough said, true believers!

This episode segment FINALLY answers the question, what WOULD happen if Squidward's musical talents were EVER recognized as being great (even if it was by only ONE influential member of society)? Well, when Lady Upturn is disappointed by efforts in the visual arts to impress her; she goes for a walk (or rather, has Regigilled CARRY her through) Jellyfish Fields, only to STOP when she hears the great MUSIC coming from Squidward! Naturally, Squidward gets REALLY egotistical REALLY fast, as he tells Mr. Krabs, in no uncertain terms; to take his job and SHOVE it!!!! Mr. Krabs stares with his mouth agape at the very LONG limo that comes to pick Squidward up, all the way UNTIL the next time he is seen! Squidward is given a very SPACIOUS room in Lady Upturn's mansion, where he is allowed to write and create to his heart's content! Squidward even gets to look like Andy Warhol (during his later years), and like Elton John, during his historic 1975 Dodger Stadium Concert Performance! Squidward ONLY returns to the Krusty Krab, to invite Spongebob and Mr. Krabs to attend his concert! But despite Lady Upturn finding Squidward's music great, nobody ELSE at the concert DOES...until Regigilled discovers why it IS that Lady Upturn finds the music good! There was a JELLYFISH hiding in Lady Upturn's wig, PLUGGING up her EARS and making it so Lady Upturn wasn't actually HEARING the music the way that everyone ELSE was! Upon realizing this, Lady Upturn ACTUALLY ADMITS her mistake (usually, you have to pay EXTRA for a rich woman to do that), and Squidward is quickly STRIPPED of his fancy clothes! Meanwhile, in a BRICK JOKE 13 seasons in the making, Lady Upturn is WOWED when Patrick comes onstage, and PLAYS Mayonnaise as an instrument! Although everyone else leaves, Spongebob and Mr. Krabs remain, because THEY have jellyfish covering their ears now! Squidward, decides to take what he can get, and finishes playing his concert for them! I'd give this episode a 9.9 out of 10! Enough said, true believers!

Snoopy!

Weird Al Yankovic: "Okay, FINE; I'll take THAT!!!!"

You get some Skittles (what else do you EXPECT for just 25 cents?!) Speaking of...I put in some Skittles!

You receive... Those very words but in REVERSE! ....BIZARRO!!!! I place in, one singular coin

Late 90s Rudolph or Rudolph (1998 Edition), whichever you see fit