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Sorry for the delay. Here are the semifinals. Round 5: Match 1: Plankton Paranoia vs The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom Match 2: Karen's Virus vs Bottle Burglars You have until Friday July 8th at 12PM to vote. Enjoy.

Winners: Match 1: Plankton Paranoia Match 2: The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom Match 3: Karen's Virus Match 4: Bottle Burglars Round 5 is coming shortly

All right! I'm ready to dive into the second and final half of this episode! Read on, and find out what happens! / After the commercials end, the contestants are gathering at the Steps of Knowledge. Daggett turns to Bulma, and he asks: "Bulma, do you think it will be necessary for us to answer the questions on the Steps Of Knowledge this time?" Bulma says: "I would HARDLY think so! After all, I already HAVE the Immunity Pendant of Life, so the only team it would really be of any benefit, would be for the Orange Iguanas, since they're currently the only team without one." Taotie asks: "But what if it goes to someone we DON'T want it to go to, like Dog or Zarbon?" Bulma says: "Oh, don't worry yourself! The Steps Of Knowledge REQUIRE a certain level of intelligence! And as much as Zarbon would LIKE to get rid of me, he's actually SMART enough, to know that he's NOT that smart, and his Godly good looks are ALL he's got GOING for him! If the Orange Iguanas DO get it, Bubble Bass will probably be the most logical choice to get it, since he IS the smartest contestant that they've got! In any case, Bubble Bass isn't a concern to us...YET! Taotie, I suggest keeping your focus on Zarbon, and messing him up in anyway you can! I'm banking on his UTTER vanity and narcissism, to be his undoing!" Taotie chuckles, and he says: "Now you're talking my language!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "Now that Tigress is gone, I don't have to worry about HER beating me up whenever she has one of her 'Whims'. And me? I want Zarbon gone purely on principle! I need to prove to him, that MY brains are BETTER than his beauty! And while beauty is fleeting; under the right conditions, brains can last a life-time!" / Bulma chuckles, and she says: "It's so EASY to inspire Taotie to want to get RID of Zarbon for me! Luckily for me, he's ONLY as bright as he looks! It's a VERY easy plan! Taotie and Po get rid of Zarbon first; and when the team merge hits, they'll inevitably be put against each other! I'm banking on their skills to be so EVENLY matched, they'll take each other out! And without any muscles to threaten me, I'll be able to coast my way to the Goddess slot! I mean, it's where I BELONG!" (End Confessional) Sandy turns to Otto, and she says: "You're NOT going to get in the way during the Steps of Knowledge, are you?" Otto asks: "Do I LOOK like an A student in history? Of course I'm not, and of course, I WON'T! I don't WILLINGLY step into challenges that aren't to my liking, if I can avoid them! Unlike SOME contestants, I know WHEN to not RUSH into things!" Gerald says: "Wow, he's smarter than I thought!" Pearl says: "He'd HAVE to be in order to get himself DRESSED in the morning!" And Otto scowls at her angrily! (Confessional) Otto says: "For being a so-called 'Athletic' team, we're surprisingly a LOT smarter than we SHOULD be, which is honestly kind of amazing in itself!" / Sandy says: "At least that's ONE less thing WE have to worry about!" / Pearl says: "Trust me, if there WAS a Winner-Takes-All Competition for Best 'I Really Don't CARE What I'm Wearing, So I Just Put On Whatever' Outfit; Otto would win Bronze, Silver, AND Gold by a LONG shot!" (End Confessional) Fee asks: "Harvey, are you going to want to volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge?" Harvey says: "Not really! Even though I'm a good student, I already know that there's no WAY I already KNOW everything about Pavlov's Bell; let alone, be able to RETAIN every bit of information that I hear! Bubble Bass, do you mind volunteering this time?" Bubble Bass says: "Of course not! Besides, winning would only benefit BOTH you, and me!" (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "It's actually kind of a blessing that Harvey nominated ME to volunteer for the Steps of Knowledge! After all, if I win, I'll receive an Immunity Pendant of Life, which will be QUITE useful to me! After all, Dog has shown that he's NOT the contestant that he USED to be, and I don't exactly trust him to NOT try to vote me off! It's nothing personal, but I'm afraid between the battle of season champs, I don't plan on going home BEFORE Dog does!" / Harvey says: "Hopefully, if there comes a challenge that I particularly know a lot about, I'll volunteer, and be able to show off MY intelligence! I mean, I kind of NEED to prove that I'm more than just a cute face! I just hope I get that opportunity sooner, as opposed to later!" (End Confessional) Sniz finally arrives, and he says: "Okay, contestants! I'm HERE!...Why are Wally and Rube HUGGING each other?!" Spongebob asks: "And what's WRONG with THAT?! It's OBVIOUS that Wally LIKES Rube!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Sniz acts like he's never SEEN a guy, hugging another guy romantically!" (End Confessional) Sniz shouts: "Johnny!" Johnny Krill rushes in, and he says: "You called, Sniz?" Kitty says: "I thought Johnny Krill QUIT being a Temple Guard!" General Barracuda says: "No, only Snaptrap and Kaput quit being Temple Guards! Johnny was never beat up, so he stayed!" Larry says: "Nice to see that HE'S still hanging around!" Sniz asks: "What do you know about Wally liking Rube?" Johnny says: "Honestly, it's new to me! But I don't see any big deal about it! If Wally likes the Future Adult Rube, that's his thing. Just like my thing is picking a room to guard! It's not much of a thing, but it's better than nothing!" Sniz says: "Right. I suppose you better get to it, than." Johnny says: "Of course, Sniz." And Johnny goes into the Temple to pick a room to guard! Sniz says: "No one EVER seems to be able to answer my..." Than he notices everyone staring at him, and he says: "Sorry! Just...thinking out loud!" Keswick says: "VERY loud!" Sniz says: "In any case, it's time to find out more about the Legend of Pavlov's Bell! Olmec, please tell us everything!" General Barracuda says: "Start at the beginning!" Sniz says: "And when you come to the end, you stop! See how that works?" Marlene says: "Does Olmec REALLY need someone to tell him how to do his job?" Super Chum says: "Not really. It's mostly for the benefit of the viewing audience, since Sniz has no idea of being able to know, if someone NEW is watching this show or not!" Marlene says: "Good point!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Do you know what I've noticed about this season? It's that it seems like everyone on my team has got something going on for them EXCEPT for me; which I find ABSURD! I mean, I actually MADE the Final Three once! Surely I can be MORE interesting than, Super Chum! If there was a way to cut the fat from our team, Treeflower and Super Chum would be my top two picks! And it's not because I even thought Super Chum's show was TERRIBLE! It was 'So Okay, it's Average', at BEST!" / Super Chum says: "It's kind of disappointing! I really thought I would be more needed. But so far, the WORST enemies that all the villains have HAD this season, seem to be THEMSELVES! They've been so busy fighting amongst themselves, they've actually managed to take most of THEMSELVES out of the competition! Now, all that's left is Bulma and Taotie! I actually WISH Tigress were still here! At least SHE could actually challenge me to a one on one fight! It's HARD having to hold myself back for the sake of my friends!" (End Confessional) Olmec says: "Very well! Ivan Petrovich Pavlov, the eldest of eleven children, was born on September 26, 1849, in the city of Ryazan, in the Russian Empire! Pavlov was a Russian physiologist known for his work in classical conditioning. Even as a child, he had 'The instinct for research'. Inspired by the progressive ideas of Dmitry Pisarev and Ivan Sechenov, Pavlov abandoned a religious career, and devoted his life to science! In 1870, Pavlov enrolled in the physics and mathematics department at the University of Saint Petersburg, to study Natural Science! He first gained recognition during his fourth year there, based on a research project, where he studied the physiology, of the nerves of the pancreas; which won him a prestigious University Award! In 1875, Pavlov completed his course with an outstanding record, and received the degree of Candidate of Natural Sciences! After completing his doctorate, Pavlov eventually went to Germany between 1884 to 1886. It is there, that Pavlov first became interested in working with dogs; initially, by studying their digestive system. In 1891, Pavlov was invited to the Institute of Experimental Medicine in St. Petersburg, to organize and direct the Department of Physiology! Over a 45 year period, under his direction, the institute became one of the most important physiological research centers in the world! During the years between 1897 to 1904, Pavlov performed his famous experiments with dogs, by analyzing their digestive glands. To perform this task, Pavlov carried around a Bell, which he would ring to signify to the dogs, that it was time to eat. By activating their saliva glands, Pavlov was able to analyze how saliva reacted, when it was exposed to food under different conditions! This work, eventually netted Pavlov the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, in 1904! Pavlov was noteworthy, as being one of the first scientists to keep dogs alive and well, while he was researching them for conditioning; identifying the four main temperment types, of Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine, and Melancholic! As a reminder of his good fortune, Pavlov carried his bell with him, until his dying day, February 27, 1936. His bell, however, was nowhere to be found! Eventually, the Bell found it's way to the Temple! Your job, is to retrieve Pavlov's Bell, and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks, Olmec! Where can Pavlov's Bell be found?" Olmec says: "Pavlov's Bell can be found, in the Murky Swamp!" Sniz says: "All right! Here is how it's going to work! This time, I'm going to pick contestants at RANDOM to do the Steps of Knowledge! Make it a little bit more interesting! And Orange Iguanas? If you win the Steps of Knowledge, you'll receive an Immunity Pendant of Life! Otherwise, you'll have to try to find it during the challenge arena! Daggett and Taotie will go for the Purple Parrots! Wally and Rube will go for the Green Monkeys! Otto and Gerald will go for the Red Jaguars! And Bubble Bass and Dudley will go for the Orange Iguanas!" And Bubble Bass breathes a sigh of relief, while Otto just screams: "WHAT?!!!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I would LIKE to know, where EXACTLY in my contract it STATES that I can be randomly PICKED to do the Steps Of Knowledge?!" / Sniz says: "Paragraph 4, Sub-section B, Line 7, of this LEGALLY binding contract, clearly states that at any given time, a contestant can be randomly picked to do the Steps Of Knowledge, whenever the host feels like it. Signature, Otto Rocket!" / Bubble Bass says: "I definitely made the right move in allowing Wally and Rube a chance to love each other on their own! Karma is DEFINITELY on MY side today!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right, Olmec! Take it away!" Olmec asks: "When and where was Ivan Pavlov born?" Bubble Bass rings in, and he says: "September 26, 1849, in Ryazan in the Russian Empire!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Orange Iguanas move down a step! Gerald says: "Come ON, Otto, ring in!" Otto says: "I thought YOU had this! History isn't my favorite subject!" Gerald says: "But you're FASTER than I am! Just ring in; I'll answer!" Otto says to himself: "Muscle memory, PLEASE don't mess with me now!" Olmec asks: "As a child, what was Pavlov said to have?" Otto rings in, and Gerald says: "The instinct for Research!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down a step! Otto says: "SEE? I CAN be a good team-mate!" Jenny says: "One instance does NOT indicate a trend!" Olmec asks: "Who were the two men, who inspired Pavlov?" Bubble Bass rings in, and he says: "Dmitry Pisarev, and Ivan Sechenov!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Orange Iguanas move down a step! Gerald asks: "Why didn't you MOVE?!" Otto scoffs, and he says: "I wasn't even going to PRETEND I knew THAT answer!" Gerald says: "But I'M the one ANSWERING!" Otto groans, and he says: "OH; this is SO much more difficult than it SHOULD be!" Olmec asks: "At what university, did Pavlov enroll in?" Otto rings in, and Gerald says: "The University of Saint Petersburg, to study Natural Science!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Red Jaguars move down another step! Bubble Bass says: "Come on, Otto! Why are you BOTHERING to help Gerald? You can't even WIN an Immunity Pendant of Life! I thought History was BENEATH you!" Gerald says: "YOU stay OUT of this! Otto is doing this to PROVE that he can be a GOOD team-mate!" Otto asks: "Well, why should I HAVE to prove it? I mean, I once went to the Final Three on MY skills! If that's not good enough for you, than TOUGH! Have fun trying to answer on your own!" Olmec asks: "When and where did Pavlov first work with dogs?" Bubble Bass rings in, and he says: "Between 1884 to 1886 in Germany!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Orange Iguanas move down to the bottom! Sniz says: "The Orange Iguanas did it! They receive an Immunity Pendant of Life!" Dudley says: "Well, Bubble Bass did all the work. I think it's only fair that he should get it." Sniz says: "Very well. Bubble Bass, the Immunity Pendant of Life is yours!" Bubble Bass says: "Thank you, Dudley. I will make sure to keep YOU around...for now!" (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Unlike the case with Danny Fenton last season, Dudley and I are on the same team, so it really makes no sense for me to vote him off unless he truly did bad at a challenge. Besides, of the two canines on our team, Dudley is DEFINITELY the more competent of the two, so it makes sense to keep him around for longer!" / Gerald face-palms himself, and he says: "Otto just HAD to be Otto! He just HAD to listen to Bubble Bass, and NOT be a team player! We lose the Challenge Arena, he is SO out of here!" / Otto says: "Honestly? I'd rather lose HONESTLY as myself, than have to sell out MY beliefs just to get to the Final Three again! Maybe some people WOULD call it 'Skewed Priorities', but at least I don't go back on them like SOME people do!" / Dudley says: "Letting Bubble Bass have the Immunity Pendant of Life was purely a strategic move! If our team loses the Challenge Arena, I need to ensure that I stay safe! And...I know that Dog wants to win to, but there's only so much I can do for him. And ultimately, he has to win or lose on his own. That's just the way these challenges go!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay, it's time for the challenge arena! Here's what we're going today! Since Pavlov used a bell, this challenge will revolve around bells! Specifically, trying to hit MOVING bells! Have you ever been to an amusement park, and played one of those carnival games where you had to shoot water at a moving target, in order to knock them down? Well, you'll be playing a similar game; only you'll be shooting water at the moving bells, in order to make them RING! In three minutes, the object of this challenge, will be to make the bells ring as MANY times as you can! We'll be keeping an electronic score tally, to verify how often you've scored! Oh, and you can ONLY use the water blaster to ring the bells! Any other methods to try to make the bells ring will NOT count, and will cause you to receive a Penalty Vote! At the end of this challenge, the two teams with the most points will get to do a Temple Run! AND, if they WIN the Temple Run, they will get a REWARD! That's RIGHT! Today's challenge is both a reward AND an Elimination Challenge! TWO for the price of ONE! The teams will nominate two of their own, to go on an all-expenses paid trip, to have an all you can eat lunch, at the KFC in Williams, Arizona! Why did the chicken cross the road? Definitely NOT to end up on THEIR menu!" Wally says: "Rube, we ought to try to win that! I mean, a trip and a lunch, would be the perfect opportunity to learn more about each other!" Rube says: "It makes sense to me! All right! Let's try and win it!" (Confessional) Wally says: "My mom once told me, that the best way to some guys' hearts, are through their stomachs! And seeing how Rube seems to be a healthy eater the way that his dad is, I'm guessing that will prove to be true for him, as well! Besides, we'll be going to a KFC! There's no CHANCE of there being any FISH related items on the menu, there! I'd like to avoid any AWKWARD moments like that whenever possible!" / Rube says: "While there are PLENTY of fancier places you can eat at, a KFC would be a PRETTY safe bet, for someone like ME to eat at! No one is likely to be EYEING you to end up on the menu!" / Jenny says: "Do they expect ME to break MY metallic butt, for a reward that I can't even enjoy, because I obviously can't EAT?! HARD pass!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Before we start, Green Monkeys need to sit two of their own out. Red Jaguars and Orange Iguanas will each need to sit one out." Jenny says: "I'm sitting this one out; the reward would be absolutely useless and meaningless to me!" Zarbon says: "Bubble Bass, we better NOT take any chances!" Bubble Bass says: "Right! Dog, I'm sorry, but we have to sit you out!" Dog says: "But I want to help!" Chameleon says: "I know; but you got too distracted ringing the bells in the LAST challenge! You might be tempted to ring the bells in ways that you're NOT allowed to!" Fee says: "Bottom line is, you can help us BEST by sitting this one out! After all, if we DON'T make enough points ringing the bells the RIGHT way, we'll lose ANYWAYS!" Dog sighs, and says: "Oh, all right!" (Confessional) Dog says: "I'm starting to wonder if perhaps, I'm a direct descendant of one of the dogs that Pavlov worked with? I mean, it would explain my inexplicable urge to want to RING bells!" / Bubble Bass says: "Dog is eager, but he doesn't exactly have any impulse control! Therefore, if he sits this one out, he has no REASON to interact with the bells! BUT; just to be on the safe side..." (End Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Just as an ADDED precaution, I'm going to make you some BUBBLE ear-muffs, Dog!" And Bubble Bass creates a pair of Bubble Ear-Muffs, and places it over Dog! From Dog's perspective, he can SEE Bubble Bass shouting something, but he CAN'T hear it! Dog yells: "WHAT?! I can't HEAR you!" And Bubble Bass holds two thumbs up, indicating that this is a GOOD thing! Treeflower says: "I'm not going to PRETEND that I really WANT this reward! I'd rather save my energy for a much BETTER one!" Keswick says: "And quite frankly, I'm with you! I'm also not a good shot, so it's probably for the best!" Sniz says: "All right! For the Temple Run and Immunity Safety, let's put three minutes on the clock! And for added fun, we're bring back a relic from 1990, Tiffany's song, 'You And Me'! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage, Otto tries firing as fast as he can, but he keeps misjudging the speed of the bells, and ends up not HITTING most of them, while Harvey and Fee turn out to have little to no experience with a game of this nature, and miss MOST of their shots purely because of that! / (Instrumental Intro) Tiffany sings: "Gimme one reason why you look so sad. A heart like yours wasn't made for that! Gimme your hand, I'll pull you through! Gimme some time and I swear to you every night; I'll be so close every night! Hey, don't you know? You and me, were made to be in love! Don't let them tear us apart! You and me, were made for love! Baby, you know it's a matter of fact; I can't stand by when you feel like that! Baby, you know, when it comes to love; I got time, and that's time enough! Every night, I'll be so close! Every night! Hey, don't you know? You and me, were made to be in love! Don't let them tear us apart! You and me! You're all I ever need! Look in my eyes, can't you see? You and me were made for love! You can lock your door, you can live alone! You can dim your lights, disconnect the phone! You can run, but you will live in a lie! You and me were made to be in love! You and me, were made to be in love! Don't let them tear us apart! You and me! You're all I ever need! Look in my eyes can't you see? You and me, were made to be in love! Don't let them tear us apart! You and me! You're all I ever need! Look in my eyes, can't you see? You and me, were made to be in love! Don't let them tear us apart! You and me, you're all I ever need!" / And the song and montage ends as time runs out! Sniz says: "Okay! The challenge is over! Time to find out our final score! The Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots collectively scored...100 points! The Red Jaguars and Orange Iguanas scored...57 points. The Green Monkeys and Purple Parrots will be doing a Temple Run! Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots, your fates will be decided very soon! Now, we have to figure out, who will be doing the Temple Run?" Po says: "I'll go first! I need to do it for Tigress! And don't worry! I'll do it by the book!" Wally says: "And I'll go second! I want to win this for Rube!" Rube says: "I know you'll do GREAT!" Sniz says: "All right! Listen, as Olmec tells us how to get through the Temple, Map will provide a Map to keep track of your current location within!" Map says: "On it right now!" As Olmec narrates, Map's visual information fills in! Olmec says: "First, run into the Mummy's Crypt, and pull on the right tablet, but beware of a Temple Guard! Next, go onto the ledge, and swing on the rope to knock down the column! Next, climb up into the Lost Library! Open up the right book, and climb down, into the Room of Fallen Columns! Push down on the right column, and go into the Hall of Armor! Place yourself into the right suit of armor, and you'll go into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the Monkey in the correct order, and go into the Emperor's Chamber! Smash the clay pots, to find the key to go down the Devil's Slide! At the bottom of the Mine Shaft, break through the Stone Wall, to enter the Murky Swamp, where you can find Pavlov's Bell! Pull on the correct tree branch, and head into the Pharaoh's Tomb! Find the right key, and enter the Room of Paintings! Align yourself with the right painting, than, head back through the Pit, up the Ledges, and back to the Temple Entrance! Wally, if you are successful, you and a guess of your choice will get the reward for the all-expenses paid trip to the KFC in Williams, Arizona! The choices are yours, and yours alone! Good luck!" Sniz says: "All right! Map will be keeping track of your progress so you don't get lost! Let's put three minutes on the clock! All right, Po; on your mark, get set, GO!!!!" Po takes off, and Sniz narrates the action as he goes along! Sniz says: "Po is in the Mummy's Crypt, and a Temple Guard right off the bat! He gives up his pendant, and he's pulled on the right tablet! Across the Ledge, he's swinging on the rope, and he's knocked down the column! Up he climbs, and now, he's going into the Lost Library! He's found the right book! Down he goes, into the room of Fallen Columns! He pushes on a column, he's found a short-cut from the Ledge! Now he's found the right column! Into the Hall of Armor! Oh! A Temple Guard was possessing one of them! Go, Wally, go! He's making up good time, through the Mummy's Crypt, across the Ledge, through the short-cut Po found into the Room of Fallen Columns! He's in the Hall of Armor, and he's found the right suit of Armor! Into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, and Johnny Krill appears as a Temple Guard! He gives up his Pendant! And he's now assembling the Silver Monkey...WOW; he's quick! He's done it! Into the Emperor's Chamber, to smash the clay pots! He's found the key! Down he slides into the mine-shaft! He's broken through the Stone Wall into the Murky Swamp! He's got the Bell! All the doors are open! Through the Pharaoh's Tomb! Through the Room of Paintings! Through the Pit, and up through the Ledges! He's back out! He's made it with 15 seconds to spare! Wally, you and a guest of your choice will be going on an all expenses paid trip to an all-you can eat lunch at the KFC in Williams, Arizona!" Wally says: "It's got to be Rube! Rube is my pick; definitely Rube!" Sniz says: "Rube, do you accept?" Rube says: "It would be my honor, AND my pleasure!" Sniz says: "All right, you two enjoy yourselves, and we'll see you at the next challenge! Red Jaguars and Orange Iguanas; what can I say? Not a good day to be any of you! Get freshened up, and think about which two contestants you're going to vote off at tonight's Elimination Ceremony!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Otto has proven he is TOO arrogant, too cocky, and too full of himself to work well with ANYONE! It's no contest! The rest of MY team is voting off Otto, TONIGHT!" / Gerald says: "Look; I'm not going to PRETEND that I'm NOT worried, because I am! After all, with Otto gone, Bulma and I will be the only NORMAL humans left in this competition! But; if it's between me and Otto, than Otto has to go!" / Pearl says: "Otto, you could've been a BIG help to us! But instead, you just HAD to satisfy your own ego!" / Larry says: "They always say that pride always goes BEFORE the fall! I just hope Otto's pride has fallen PRETTY hard, right about now!" / Buhdeuce says: "It's kind of sad, that I managed to perform BETTER than someone who ONCE made the Final Three! But regardless of how I feel, I have to protect myself! And voting off Otto is the best move we can make right now!" / Jenny says: "The most logical move we can make, is to vote off both Otto and Dog! With the way they've been performing, they'll just drag BOTH of our teams down if we keep them on! It's just the hard facts!" / Harvey and Fee are together. Harvey says: "Fee, I feel awful about failing the challenge arena!" Fee says: "Hey! Bubble Bass is a reasonable guy! I'm sure he will give us a pass! I mean, we faced a challenge with which we had no real experience to speak of. He's not going to vote us off for that! I know it's not ideal, but we'll have to vote off Otto and Dog if we want to keep ourselves safe!" Harvey nods, and he says: "Right! It's the best move WE can make! Sorry Dog, nothing personal; NOT sorry, Otto!" / Dudley sighs, and he says: "I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this. But Dog wants to keep himself safe, and logically, he'll try to vote me off. So, voting HIM off in self-defense? That just makes the most common SENSE to me!" / Zarbon scoffs, and he says: "Wasting MY time, being distracted by bells? Not being a valuable team player? Bye-bye, Dog, and Otto! Nothing personal...MUCH!!!!" / Bubble Bass says: "If there's one important thing that I've learned, is to NEVER take Karma for granted! After all, a gift is ONLY good if you make use of it! And using my Immunity Pendant of Life? I ensure that I keep myself safe, regardless of what happens!" / Chameleon says: "Normally, I'd say it was all over except the shouting! But the way this season has gone so far? I think it's better to just wait and see!" (End Confessional) The Red Jaguars and the Orange Iguanas are at the Elimination Ceremony! Sniz says: "Red Jaguars and the Orange Iguanas; it seems that at least some of you are in quite a predicament! Dog, you got distracted by ringing the bells in the first challenge, and Otto kept going too fast, which COST your teams the win in the Moat challenge! Otto, you let Bubble Bass talk you OUT of being a Team Player in the Steps Of Knowledge challenge, costing your team a Pendant of Life, and a chance at the Temple Run! Harvey and Fee, your inexperience didn't help you much in the challenge arena, and Otto's inability to successfully gauge the speed of the bells, cost his team a chance at the Temple Run, and his chance for immunity!" Otto says: "You said MY name THREE times!" Sniz says: "Well, you DID make three mistakes!" And Johnny Krill plays a rim-shot! Sniz says: "In any case, the time has come to cast your votes! Just remember, there are a couple of contestants who HAVE Immunity Pendants, which they might feel like playing! With that being said, VOTE!!!!" And most of the contestants make their choices rather quickly! Sniz says: "Voting is over, so it's time--." Bubble Bass says: "HOLD it! I don't TRUST Otto as far as I could throw him! I'm playing this Immunity Pendant, on myself!" And Otto SNAPS his fingers in frustration! Sniz says: "The Immunity Pendant is real, that means all votes cast for Bubble Bass will not count. Now--." Buhdeuce says: "Hold it! I ALSO don't trust Otto as far as I could throw him! I'm playing MY Immunity Pendant on myself!" And Otto GROANS in ANGER!!!! Sniz says: "This Immunity Pendant is real, that means all votes cast for Buhdeuce will NOT count! Now, it's time to reveal who is safe! Sandy, Pearl, Larry, Harvey, obviously, Buhdeuce! Dudley, Zarbon, Chameleon, Fee! Jenny, and obviously, Bubble Bass!" It is now down to Gerald, Otto, and Dog! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final Chocolate Pendant of Life!" Gerald crosses his fingers, and closes his eyes! Otto just glares angrily, and Dog pants nervously, due to being unable to SWEAT! Sniz says: "Gerald!" Gerald says: "COOL! I mean, I'm SO, sorry Dog!" Otto says: "Isn't anyone sorry to see me gone? I mean, HELLO! With Tigress gone, I was your BEST chance for ANY of you to make it to the Final Three!" Sandy asks: "With YOUR normal set of HUMAN skills? PLEASE! Those talents were SO three seasons ago! You got to keep up with the times!" Otto says: "My SISTER won a season of the Total Cartoon series!" Pearl says: "THAT was your SISTER! You are NOT your sister! She EARNED it; YOU didn't!" Larry says: "I'd say that I felt more SAD about you leaving...but that would be a lie! Dog, I WILL miss YOU, though!" Harvey says: "Exactly! Dog, I just want you to know that it was NOTHING personal, when Fee and I decided to vote you off." Dog sighs, and he says: "It's okay. It's understandable." Otto says: "Isn't ANYONE sad to see ME leave?!" Zarbon scoffs, and he says: "See you, wouldn't want to BE you!" Buhdeuce says: "And word of advice? Don't let the DOOR hit you on the way--." Otto says: "Okay, FINE! I'm leaving! At least DOG has to come WITH me!" Dog puts on a safety helmet, while Otto is already wearing one, and they strap themselves in! Sniz says: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And Otto and Dog rocket down the rails and through the portal in the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz says: "And just like that, two more losers are out of here! And one of them, a former champ! This competition is REALLY starting to get serious! Will the Red Jaguars have more team unity from here on out? Can ANYONE put a dent in the numbers that the Green Monkeys currently have? And are the Purple Parrots, poised for a come-back? Find out the answers to these questions and more, on the next episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for THEE!!!!" / Stinger: Wally and Rube are at the KFC in Williams, Arizona, and they are enjoying all the chicken-related items that they want for lunch! Wally says: "You know, Rube; I've been to a LOT of restaurants...and I mean, a LOT of restaurants across the universe! But Earth's restaurants ALWAYS seem to be the best, as far as restaurants go!" Rube says: "It's true! In the future, people will discover that the reason WHY Earth IS a significant planet, is because it's the BEST planet for food ANYWHERE in the universe! And since another planet has YET to come forth to argue with that claim, I can safely state THAT statement...safely!" Wally gets a weird look, and he says: "You know, I just got the FUNNIEST feeling that SOMEONE is about to DROP in on us!!!!" (CRASH!!!!) And who should DROP through a mine-cart shaped hole in KFC, except Otto and Dog?! Wally asks: "Well, what ARE the CHANCES?!!!" Rube says: "For this? Actually, 2 to 1; and usually, you'd have to pay EXTRA for that!" Dog asks: "What are YOU two doing here?!" Wally says: "We were HAVING a relatively nice LUNCH reward here! What are YOU doing here?" Otto says: "We got ELIMINATED and got DUMPED here! That's what happened!" Gordon Quid comes out, and screams: "AHHH!!!! There's a HOLE in the roof of MY restaurant! Who will PAY for it?!!!" Rube looks at Otto, and gets an idea! Rube says: "Otto, how do YOU feel about putting YOUR extreme skills to good USE for once, and help Gordon raise the money, to help fix his roof?" Otto excitedly says: "I thought you would NEVER ask! If it's extreme sports, I'm the RIGHT guy for the job!" / Episode Notes: Wally discovers that he is romantically in love with Future Adult Rube Goldfish, and they start dating in this episode. Featured songs in this episode; Culture Club's "Time" (performed by Wally), and Tiffany's "You And Me". Otto Rocket and Dog are eliminated in this episode, and Dog becomes the first former champ to be eliminated in this season! Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. Remaining Contestants: Daggett Beaver, Purple Parrots. Treeflower Fields, Green Monkeys. Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Gerald, Red Jagaurs. Pearl Krabs Barracuda, Red Jaguars. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Kitty Katswell, Purple Parrots. Harvey Beaks, Orange Iguanas. Super Chum, Green Monkeys. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Taotie, Purple Parrots. Po, Purple Parrots. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Orange Iguanas. Zarbon, Orange Iguanas. Bulma Briefs, Purple Parrots. Chameleon, Orange Iguanas. Fee, Orange Iguanas. Jenny Wakeman, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Orange Iguanas. Yakety Yak, Purple Parrots. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: Seeing as how we're getting close to the half-way point (in terms of contestants), I'm trying to manage the viable contestants as best as I can. The reason that I picked the contestants that I did? I thought that out of all the contestants this show has had, they would be the best in terms for coming up with story possibilities that would play to their strengths. Of couse, even though that was the plan, sometimes; it doesn't always pan out that way. Otto Rocket and Dog, once two of the strongest contestants in terms of story-writing possibilities in seasons one and two respectively, found themselves lacking a real good story-line for this season! Otto's egotism, and inability to accept that his skills were no longer unique the way they were in season one; and Dog's inability to stay focused on the challenge at hand, are what ended up making them the contestants who got sent through the Mine Shaft this time. It's anyone's guess as to who will be eliminated next time; and I'll make sure to make the episode be as good as I can possibly make it! Enough said, true believers!

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Even this MORE normal episode seems kind of lengthy! Well, I hope you enjoy it, anyways! / Sniz is in the master control room, looking at camera feeds of various footage that has happened in this season, and he says: "Last time, on Total Cartoon Legends, we were down to 30 contestants. Rube, convinced that his mother was innocent, went to Bulma, to ask for her help, in finding out who the actual culprit was, for stealing Squidward's clarinet. They found out, to their surprise, that Dora had ILLEGALLY brought outside, magical help, in the form of Map, who spilled EVERYTHING to Bulma! And a good thing to, because Bulma had to wrestle with the demon, that was a Wild Western challenge, in The Legend of the Lasso of Wyatt Earp! Bulma basically FORCED Dora to let her answer ALL the questions on the Steps of Knowledge, so that she could win the Immunity Pendant of Life! And even after Bulma did that, she STILL decided to give Dora her laser-guided karma, by revealing the truth to EVERYBODY! Talk about getting BURNED! Needless to say, the evidence could NOT be ignored, which is why Dora was eliminated via ejection! Meanwhile, Tigress, needing a way to exit the competition in a way that would be fitting for her, decided to challenge anyone on her team, to best her, in order to win her Immunity Pendant of Life, and in doing so, allow her to quit the game. Buhdeuce stepped up to the plate, FINALLY bested Tigress, allowing her to quit, and FINALLY allowing Buhdeuce to feel like a TRUE Legend, and a REAL Breadwinner! Now we are down to 28 contestants! Can the Red Jaguars carry on without Tigress? How will the Purple Parrots fare now that Dora is gone? And which two contestants are about to find their time run out in terms of being contestants? The alarm will be ringing, on today's episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, will certainly, RING a BELL!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows Wally dreaming, a shot for shot remake of Culture Club's music video of "Time", with Wally, Rube, Spongebob, Bubble Bass, and Sandy playing the major roles in the music video, while Wally sings the song to Rube. / Wally sings: "Don't put your head on my shoulder, sink me in a river of tears. This could be the best place yet, but you must overcome your fears. Oh, in time, we could've been so much more. But time is precious, I know. In time, we could've been so much more. But time has nothing to show because, Time won't give me time. And time makes lovers feel, like they've got something real. But you and me, we know we've got nothing but time! And time won't give me time! Won't give me time! Don't make me feel any colder! Time is like a clock in my heart. Touch, we touch, was the heat too much? I felt I lost you from the start. Oh, in time, we could've been so much more. But time is precious, I know. In time, we could've been so much more. But time, has nothing to show because, Time won't give me time. And time makes lovers feel, like they've got something real. But you and me, we know we've got nothing but time! And time won't give me time! Won't give me time! Time! Time! Time! (Instrumental Break) Oh, in time, we could've been so much more. But time is precious, I know. In time, we could've been so much more. But time, has nothing to show because, Time won't give me time. And time makes lovers feel, like they've got something real. But you and me, we know we've got nothing but time! And time won't give me time! Because time makes loves feel, like they've got something real! And you and me, we know we've got nothing but time! And time won't give me time..." / And the song fades out, and the music video montage ends! / "The Legend Of Pavlov's Bell!" / Wally wakes up from his dream, and he says: "Is it POSSIBLE? I'm not sure how to say this, but, I think I'm in LOVE with Future Adult Rube Goldfish!" (Confessional) Wally says: "Look, I value Bubble Bass' friendship, a lot! During my time as an Intern on Total Cartoon Island Strikes Back, he always made sure we had fun together, and always listened to my interesting ideas. Of course, I knew that WE could only ever HAVE a friendship, due to him being married to Blonda. I just never expected that I would fall in love with his son from the future! I don't know what it is, but I'm honestly attracted to him! Of course, I don't want to ruin my friendship with Bubble Bass. I better ask him, before I do anything else!" (End Confessional) It is still night time, and Wally goes over to Bubble Bass' trailer. Wally knocks on the door, and Bubble Bass asks: "Who can it be at THIS time of the night?!" Wally says: "It's me, Wally! Can I come in?" Bubble Bass opens the door, looking only HALF awake, and starting to get beard stubble on his chin! Wally says: "Wow! You look like something the CAT dragged in! I'd say 'Tigress', but she's not here anymore!" Bubble Bass says: "I FEEL like something the Cat dragged in! Raising Infant Rube Goldfish is EXHAUSTING! It DEFINITELY requires the biggest amount of time and patience that anyone can muster! I definitely love my son, but I sure will be GLAD when Blonda will be able to attend to his needs again." Wally laughs nervously, and he says: "Funny you should MENTION Rube, because I was wondering about something...not the INFANT Rube, but the Rube from the Future!" Bubble Bass says: "Really? What about him?" Wally says: "Well, I just had this dream, where Future Rube, you, Spongebob, Sandy, and I were re-enacting the Culture Club music video 'Time'. And during it, I couldn't help but keep my eyes on Future Rube. Bubble Bass, I think I'm in love with the future version of your son!" And Wally tenses up nervously, as if expecting Bubble Bass to lose it, but Bubble Bass calmly says: "Is THAT what you wanted to talk to me about, and why you were so nervous? Wally, the future version of MY son is technically an adult! I legally have no control over who he loves, and how he wants to live his life. If you love him, I'm perfectly FINE with that! It doesn't matter who you love; love is love!" Wally sighs in relief, and he says: "Thank you for being so understanding!" Bubble Bass says: "Of course, it all depends on how Future Rube feels. I can't guarantee that he'll feel the same way about you, that you do about him. But, regardless of what happens, I don't want whatever he decides, to affect our friendship together; okay?" Wally says: "Of course not! And I'm sorry we haven't had much of a chance to interact this season; the way the team dynamics are structured." Bubble Bass says: "Don't worry about it. If we keep our wits about us, I'm sure we'll at LEAST make the Team Merge!" Wally says: "That will be cool!" Bubble Bass says: "Anyways, I got to go to bed now, and HOPEFULLY get SOME rest before Infant Rube wakes up again! Cute baby, but little control over his inner body clock if you know what I mean!" Wally says: "At this point, I can only imagine. (Confessional) Wally says: "It's cool that Bubble Bass is cool with me being in love with Future Rube. Of course, I can only wonder how Future Rube will react to it." / Bubble Bass is feeding the Infant Rube a bottle of milk, and Bubble Bass says: "NEVER take the role of a wife/mother and/or spouse for granted! Their ability to sacrifice THEIR needs to provide for a child, is nothing short of amazing! The next time Blonda has a birthday, I am DEFINITELY going all out for her!" (End Confessional) Wally goes to Future Adult Rube's room, and Wally knocks on Rube's door. Rube asks: "Who is it?!" Wally says: "I'm Wally, Bubble Bass' friend! May I come in?" Rube says: "Of course! The more, the merrier!" Wally walks into Rube's room, and is ASTOUNDED to see the layout of it, look a lot like Patrick Star's house on The Patrick Star Show! Wally says: "WOAH! This is amazing!" Rube asks: "Do you like it?! I created it myself! I've always dreamed of having a magical house that did anything YOU wanted it to, and when Patrick wanted to try his own show, he asked if I could whip something up for him, so I gave him this copy of my own magical design!" Wally says: "I always wondered about that. Anyways, I didn't come here to admire your room, I actually came, because I was...curious about something." Rube asks: "What were you curious about?" Wally says: "First off, I want to ask something. Have...you ever thought about love?" Rube says: "As a matter of fact, I actually have. I love my mother and my father a lot, but I've got places that I want to go to, as well! I want to take pictures of everywhere in the world that I can go to, and...it would be really nice if I had someone who was there with me." Wally says: "That's interesting, but...that's not really what I meant." Rube says: "Oh. Do you mean...if I've ever loved someone romantically?" Wally honestly says: "Well, yes!" Rube says: "Wow! No one's ever really ever ASKED me something like THAT before!" Wally asks: "A nice guy like YOU? I find THAT hard to believe!" Rube winces, and he says: "Well...it's ACTUALLY because of something, that MOST people would find a little HARD to handle! And, the only way you're going to BELIEVE me, is if I show you myself!" Wally asks: "Show me what?" Rube says: "Just a disclaimer, Map felt like he wanted to take a 'Brain Bleach' after he saw this!" Wally says: "I've traveled across space itself! Name anything, and I've probably seen it!" Rube says: "Trust me, it's FAR easier to show you! MAGIC REVEAL!!!!" And the camera once again switches to Rube's backside, and still show's Wally's expression! Wally says: "You ARE Bubble Bass' son!" Rube asks: "You're...NOT freaked out by it?" Wally says: "Well, I can understand why a nice guy like you hasn't found anybody yet. But, I'm honestly not freaked out about it." Rube says: "Even so, in good conscience, I don't think you'd be able to handle my love, for lack of a better term." Wally says: "Well, maybe you've been thinking about this all wrong. It's...difficult to find someone who CAN handle your love; but, instead of giving, have you ever thought about receiving?" Rube says: "No, I honestly never thought of that." Wally says: "Well, I feel like I can be honest with you, since you were so honest with me. I think I'm in love with you. But...I don't know if that will affect anything in the future if I DO start a relationship!" Rube says: "Thankfully, it won't! Blonda put a magical spell on me, so anything I do here, won't affect the time I come from, and it doesn't affect anybody unless they WANT to be affected! Oh, speaking of magic...MAGIC ON!!!!" And Rube's clothes appear back on Rube again! Rube says: "I'm glad to have met someone like you. You're the first one BESIDES my dad to NOT be freaked out about being naked!" Wally says: "Well, I believe that there's something for everyone. Still, I do believe we should have a trial period before we commit to anything, just to make sure we're compatible." Rube says: "Of course. No sense in rushing into anything that you're not completely sure about." Wally looks over Rube again, and Wally says: "I'll make it one week; I should know by than. I'm looking forward to hanging out with you more!" Rube says: "Oh, right! Because we ARE on the same team! Let's make the next challenge a good one!" (Confessional) Rube says: "Even though it's kind of weird that I had to go BACK in time to find someone who wasn't freaked out by my...genetic gift, it's still nice to know that there are different ways of FEELING love, and even if it's difficult for me to give it, I can very easily RECEIVE it! I personally don't care, just so long as I'm feeling it! I think my dad will be all right about this, not so sure about my mother. MAYBE I'd better talk it over with my dad first, so that we can talk about it together." / Wally says: "Rube sure is open-minded, to give a relationship with me a shot! Even though I'm only a monkey, I want to do EVERYTHING I can to be the RIGHT kind of guy for Rube! After all, just about everybody deserves somebody to love, no matter WHAT time they're from!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, at the Red Jaguars hotel lobby, the remaining Red Jaguars are holding a team meeting. Gerald asks: "Any idea WHY Sandy wanted to have a team meeting?" Pearl says: "My money? It probably involves Tigress!" Sandy says: "Team-mates, we are in a position, that I LOGICALLY thought that we would never find ourselves in...at least until much LATER in this season! We have LOST the BEST member of our TEAM!" Pearl says: "Tigress related, CALLED it!" Buhdeuce says: "Hey! It's not MY fault she WANTED to go, and kept her word about quitting! Besides, she eliminated Sway-Sway! What was I SUPPOSED to do; ignore that?!" Larry says: "I personally wouldn't!" Buhdeuce says: "Thank you!" Sandy says: "In any case, it won't be long before the other teams find out about this, and try to capitalize on this development! We need a new ringer; someone who has the strength of Tigress, some brains, speed, and stamina, that can help us win challenges!" Otto sighs, and says: "Well, I was HOPING to save my best skills for later, but I suppose I can step up to the plate!" Sandy says: "I LITERALLY wasn't even TALKING about you!" Otto grunts, and he says: "Figures YOU wouldn't!" Jenny says: "Well, I have been WANTING to try some new diagnostic programs; I'll sign up!" Sandy sarcastically says: "Oh SURE! A LITERAL 'Strat-bot!' That will go over WELL with the TV audience!" Sandy seriously says: "Gerald IS cool, but there's no way he has the necessary strength...Pearl?" Pearl asks: "What are you thinking of?" Sandy says: "Do you...think that I would be a good choice to replace Tigress?" Pearl says: "Probably! I mean, you ARE the smartest member of our team! And you have strength, stamina, and a good amount of speed!" Sandy says: "All right! I have a second! Everybody who wants me to replace Tigress, raise their hands!" And everyone EXCEPT Otto raises their hand! Sandy asks: "Any objections?" And Otto DEFIANTLY raises his hand! Otto says: "Yes. I have a very STRONG objection? Replacing TIGRESS?! Tell me how that is NOT a bad idea?!" Larry says: "Come on! It's not like she would LITERALLY replace Tigress or ACT like her! It's just that winning challenges until we hit the team merge is our best bet for one of us to win! And if we have someone who can fill Tigress' shoes...if she ever WORE any; Sandy is our best bet to make that happen!" Otto asks: "And how come you don't consider ME qualified for that job?" Buhdeuce says: "Dude, have you ACTUALLY done ANYTHING this season for US to consider THAT?!" Otto says: "Maybe I WOULD if you ever CONSULTED me ONCE in a while!" Gerald says: "Maybe you haven't noticed, but we're NOT mind readers!" Otto scoffs and he says: "Obviously not, because you would've realized MY importance FAR before now!" Jenny says: "If you're really important, than DO something important! After all, a team is ONLY as strong as it's weakest link! And while you might have been VERY skilled by Total Cartoon Island standards, you seem to be very LACKING by THIS season's standards!" Otto says: "It's not MY fault this season isn't providing me with the opportunities to show off my skills!" Buhdeuce says: "No one said it WAS! But look; even I've found a way to utilize my skills! Surely you have SOME skills you can use to help us win challenges! If so, show us! Because if you can't; I'm sorry, but I have to USE my Immunity Pendant of Life to eliminate you! Nothing personal, you understand!" Sandy says: "In any case, it's decided. I shall take Tigress' place as team leader, with Larry as my second-in-command!" Larry says: "Awesome! We get to compete in sports again!" Sandy says: "Just remember; this is PURELY a strategic alliance! Nothing more, and nothing less!" Larry says: "Don't worry! Total Cartoon Action is WAY old news! Besides, helping you would also help me; see how that works? As far as I'm concerned, this is a 'Win-Win' situation for both of us!" (Confessional) Otto says: "A 'Win-Win' situation, my FOOT!!!! How in the WORLD have I managed to maneuver myself into being the LOW man on the metaphorical Totem Pole? My skills once reigned SUPREME...but now, that Suzie WANTS me to be a family man, my skills have WASTED away to practically nothing! My cells SCREAM for adrenaline and action, and I don't care WHAT Sandy says; I'll PROVE to them that I'm WORTHY of GREATNESS one way or another!" / Sandy says: "Look, Tigress left a huge power vacuum in our team. And as such, I needed to make sure it was filled in a non-aggressive way. I couldn't just TAKE the position! I needed to ASK first! I'm glad that Pearl knows a good leader when she SEES one! I just hope I can prove myself worthy of this new post!" / Gerald says: "Let's face the facts; if Sandy can help us win tough challenges, that will DEFINITELY be cool!" / Pearl says: "While I know a lot about being a potential business manager, AND keeping Patrick occupied with his new show, I'm not sure if I could handle being a leader the way Sandy can. She might have gotten sidelined early on Total Cartoon Action, but it looks like she and Larry have put aside their differences now. So hopefully, we'll still be able to win the challenges the way we HAVE been!" / Larry says: "It's...been a while since I've been in here. It's DEFINITELY a lot harder this season; or at least, it HAS been! With Tigress always dominating the challenges, it's been HARD for me to get any recognition for myself! Hopefully, as Sandy's second-in-command, I'll be in a much better position to make myself into a viable winner! I mean, winning a SECOND time isn't COMPLETELY out of the question!" / Buhdeuce says: "To be honest, I'm GLAD Sandy wanted to be our team's new leader! Even though I've proven myself to have skills, I think there's STILL some things I can learn, before I can call myself a REAL leader! I just hope that if the time ever comes, I'll be able to step up to the plate if needed." / Jenny rolls her eyes, and says: "Despite what SOME people think, there actually are SOME disadvantages to being a robot!" (End Confessional) It is morning. Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers, he says: "Attention Green Monkeys and Orange Iguanas! As a reminder, Dora was eliminated via ejection, and Tigress quit in the last episode! Please proceed to the Moat, to find out about today's challenge! That is all!" Stimpy says: "Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say!" Spongebob says: "I'm not sure if you're talking about Dora and/or Tigress. But Tigress? I actually hoped I would be able to test my skills against hers! Yet another dream that has gone down the drain for this season!" Treeflower says: "Maybe you should be THANKFUL you never had to personally test yourself against Tigress! I mean, she knocked out THREE Temple Guards, Snaptrap, AND Kaput! And besides, I highly doubt she would've messed around with YOU, the way Master Coelaceanth did!" Marlene says: "And I'm SHOCKED that I AGREE with her!" Keswick says: "In any case, it's probably best to keep your head in the game, where it belongs! Even though Tigress is gone, there's still no telling what other surprises might be waiting in the wings for us in the future!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "It's a mixed blessing, that this season has gone the way it has. On the one hand, Treeflower is probably RIGHT that it's probably for the best that Tigress is gone. Only...now I'll never know for SURE, if I could've prevailed against Tigress or not! I guess I'll just have to be content with winning as many challenges as I can. We've still got quite a ways to go, yet!" / Treeflower says: "It seems that my suspicions were correct! With Tigress gone, the camera people now HAVE to focus on the rest of us! I mean, they're NOT mind-readers either, you know! So, I suppose we'll find out very soon, just who is going to be the NEWEST contestant the camera people will want to focus on! And...I guess I'm a LITTLE biased in saying that I hope it will be me!" / Keswick says: "WOW! Treeflower actually ADMITTED she's a little biased! She's making PROGRESS!" / Marlene says: "You KNOW it's an unusual season, when I find myself actually AGREEING with Treeflower, of ALL contestants!" (End Confessional) The contestants suit up into their team colors, and head towards the Moat! Sniz says: "Welcome, contestants! To the first challenge WITHOUT Dora OR Tigress!" Daggett rolls his eyes, and says: "Thank you, Captain Obvious!" Super Chum says: "He's NOT Captain Obvious! I KNOW Captain Obvious! He's a member of my superhero team!" Stimpy says: "Knowing you, I definitely don't doubt it!" Sniz says: "In any case, we hope the rest of the season will be relatively normal, with no WEIRD surprises!" Taotie says: "Don't worry! I exhausted MY supply of weird surprises the LAST time I tried to antagonize Tigress and Po! Besides, Po and I are on the same team now, so, it will be beneficial for us to work together!" And Po looks at Taotie in a SURPRISED manner! (Confessional) Po says: "The last time I tried to be friends with Taotie? It...didn't really work out so well. But now that Tigress is gone, I need to find myself to be in an alliance with, if I want to have any hope of making the team merge! And besides Kitty, Taotie is honestly my best bet of making it to the team merge! Besides, Taotie has managed to keep himself composed for THIS long, so I at least owe it to Taotie to actually GIVE him a chance to work with me! I think it would be good for BOTH of us!" / Taotie says: "It took a long time for me to learn, but I finally realized the truth. That if I really want to win a season of this show, the only way I can do so is to NOT do anything villainous, surprising as that might sound! I'm hoping that by BEHAVING the way that a good character does, it will help me behave that way NORMALLY! And by the time this season it's, I'll be a GOOD guy for real! And hopefully, maybe my son and ex-wife will like me BETTER for it!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "In any case, we hope that this 'TIME', you will have a good 'TIME'!" Chameleon asks: "Why are you emphasizing 'TIME' like that?" Bulma rolls her eyes, and she says: "If I HAD to guess, I'd say we're in for yet ANOTHER insipid, stupid, bland, and uninspired challenge that I could've solved in the third GRADE!!!!" Dog says: "Well everyone is NOT you, Bulma!" Bulma says: "Of course not! This challenge will PROBABLY be too MUCH for you!" (Confessional) Dog says: "I HATE it when my intelligence gets insulted like that!" / Bulma says: "Tigress and Dora were two of my biggest obstacles this season! And now that they're gone, that really leaves one loose end for me to wrap up; Zarbon! My best bet is to use Taotie's new willingness to work with Po! After all, those two are the only ones with the strength that will be needed to best Zarbon in a challenge! Once he's out of the way, it should be smooth sailing after that! I just have to make sure everything goes according to plan, and that there ARE no more upsets this season!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: "For YOUR information, the challenges I come up with, are NEVER insipid, bland, inane, or uninspired! This challenge might even prove to be a FUN challenge, if you LIKE that sort of thing!" Sniz says: "Right! Olmec, tell us what today's legend is!" Olmec says: "Today's legend, is the Legend of Pavlov's Bell!" Harvey looks at Dog, AND Dudley! Harvey asks: "Did he say...Pavlov's Bell?" Fee asks: "Do you already KNOW something about it?" Harvey says: "All I know for sure, is that Pavlov was famous for conducting experiments with dogs, by ringing a bell. I don't know the rest of the details; but seeing as how this season has been regularly testing the contestants one by one, and Dog and Dudley haven't REALLY been tested yet...they might, be in trouble!" Zarbon says: "Let's hope for your sake, that you're wrong! It would really be...upsetting for me, if I had to vote ONE of them off!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Personally, I would rather NOT lose anymore members of my team! After all, votes will be VERY necessary to keep myself safe! However, rules ARE rules! And should we need to cast off any dead weight, I'll personally make sure that whoever is the LEAST helpful to us, gets the boot first!" / Harvey says: "I may only be 12, but even I know how important it is to listen to your intuition! I didn't listen to my intuition back during Total Cartoon Global Cruise, and Taotie took advantage of me! Thankfully, I'm older and smarter, now! Taotie won't get the drop on me a SECOND time!" / Fee says: "When it comes to the subject of general knowledge, I generally defer to Harvey, who's smarter than me, if ONLY because he's had more ACTUAL school learning experience than I have! Thankfully, what I lack in book smarts, I more than make up for with street smarts! Together, I know we'll be able to complement each other's skills very well!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "In any case, here is how you will have to cross the Moat today! You will swing across the moat on ropes! On each rope, there is a BELL! You must make sure to ring EACH bell, before swinging to the next rope! And if you fall, you'll have to start over! As usual, once all the contestants on each team finish crossing, you will ring your team's gong pedestal, to signify that you have finished crossing! Green Monkeys, you have two extra members over the Purple Parrots, and the other teams have one extra. Choose some members to sit out." Rube says: "Wally and I will sit this one out. We want to get some time to know each other a little better." Stimpy asks: "Really?!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Wally and Rube, a potential item? I certainly didn't see THAT coming! And seeing how they're both nice guys, I hope THEIR relationship genuinely works out!" (End Confessional) Sandy asks: "Gerald, do you mind sitting this one out?" Gerald says: "Not really. I mean, I finally got my hair just the way I like it!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I don't want to ASSUME anything! Before I decide anything, I'm going to make sure it's okay, if other contestants are going to be involved!" / Gerald says: "I'm DEFINITELY starting to like working with Sandy, BETTER than being ordered by Tigress!" / Bubble Bass says: "Harvey MIGHT have a point about Dog and Dudley! Trouble is; how do you DECIDE which one to sit out?! I mean, at least Dog actually WON a season of the Total Cartoon series; that's GOT to count for SOMETHING! I don't know, I had to pick SOMEONE!" (End Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Dudley, I think you better sit this one out." Chameleon says: "Don't worry, Dudley. I'll make sure to swing twice as fast for BOTH of us!" Dudley says: "Thanks, Chameleon!" Sniz says: "Okay! We're all ready to start swinging, and ringing those bells! On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" And the contestants begin swinging! While the Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots stay focused on swinging, and ringing every bell; Otto keeps swinging SO fast, he keeps MISSING the ropes, and having to start over, while Dog finds himself DISTRACTED by the sound of the bell, and can't HELP himself but to keep RINGING the bells over and over, while Dudley isn't affected at all! Eventually, the Green Monkeys and the Purple Parrots make their way across the Moat first, and ring their Gong Pedestals! Sniz says: "And our team line-ups are decided! This time, the Green Monkeys will be teamed up with the Purple Parrots! Therefore, the Red Jaguars and Orange Iguanas will be teamed up together by default!" Sandy scornfully looks at Otto, and she sarcastically says: "BRILLIANT idea YOU had, to swing fast! The goal was to RING every bell, not to complete the course the FASTEST! Do you know you're ALMOST as bad as Tigress in that regard?!" Otto scoffs, and says: "As bad as TIGRESS?! You WISH! And FINE! Being the fastest ISN'T always the best way to go; my bad! But I'll make SURE to help us dominate the challenge arena!" Gerald says: "For your sake, I sure hope you can!" Bubble Bass asks: "Dudley, how come YOU weren't affected by the ringing of the bell?" Dudley says: "Well, I AM a TUFF Secret Agent! I have to be disciplined, and not be distracted! That's why Chief and Keswick made me undergo Bell Resistance training! It took a few months, but I learned to NOT be distracted, by the ringing of a bell!" Bubble Bass says: "That's good to know! I'll make sure to keep that in mind for future challenges!" (Confessional) Dudley says: "Looks like the training paid off! Bubble Bass WANTS to keep me around! I sure hope Dog can save himself, though! His time as a contestant depends on it!" / Bubble Bass says: "I guess winning ISN'T always everything! Oh, well. Live and learn, as they say!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We got to get everyone dried off, but don't go away, because we'll be back, with more Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!

This is another long episode I'm re-running, so I'll just get right into it; enjoy! / Sniz is standing on the Steps Of Knowledge, and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Legends, things got a little...weird, to say the least. When Blonda finally realized that her son and husband truly loved and respected her no matter what, she decided the best way to prove her love to them, was to do something unselfish on her behalf. Little did she realize, that Dora was about to give Blonda the perfect opportunity to do so. Realizing that Squidward Tentacles was just a few drops short of being COMPLETELY crazy, Dora decided to push Squidward COMPLETELY overboard, when she STOLE Squidward's clarinet, and framed Blonda for it! Very sneaky, Dora! Tigress found, Squidward's clarinet, earning herself ANOTHER Immunity Pendant of Life! When Squidward got his clarinet back, he FINALLY apologized to Spongebob and his friends, for the way Squidward treated Spongebob in the past. And Blonda? She got the blame DIRECTLY from Dora herself, and Dora even BROKE her own arm, just to frame Blonda for enchanting her! Talk about 'Skewed Priorities'! Not wanting to take the blame for a crime she didn't commit, Blonda decided to quit the competition, rather than be eliminated by the lying Dora! Tigress won a Temple Run for the third and FINAL time, as we discovered she was WAY too good to qualify for anymore Temple Runs! It was only than, that Tigress realized, how empty winning trophies were, compared to the genuine love of Po! Man, did their love suddenly get SPICY!!!! Meanwhile, Squidward wasn't as lucky as Blonda. Because while Spongebob and his friends forgave Squidward, the Orange Iguanas and Purple Parrots weren't so forgiving, and eliminated Squidward, out of the game with Blonda. Now we are down to 30 contestants. And while it's anyone's guess as to which two contestants will be eliminated next, some questions remain. Will Dora have to answer for framing Blonda, and stealing Squidward's clarinet? Can Bubble Bass care for the infant Rube Goldberg all by himself? And will anyone be able to take Tigress' place as our new top competitor? These questions and more, will be answered, on today's episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "It's going to be WILD!!!!" / Instead of the normal show open, it shows Buhdeuce having a dream, as a Wild West hero, emerging from a building called "The Escape Club", to participate at the showdown at the O.K. Corral on October 26, 1881, in Tombstone in modern day Arizona; and he dreams of many fellow remaining contestants (sans Taotie, Tigress, Zarbon, and Bulma), teaming up to take down Tigress, all to tune of The Escape Club's hit song, "Wild, Wild West"! / The Escape Club sings: "Forty seven dead beats living in the back street; north, east, west, south, all in the same house! Sitting in a back room, waiting for the big boom! I'm in a bedroom, waiting for my baby! She's so mean, but I don't care! I love her eyes and her wild, wild hair! Dance to the beat that we love best! Heading for the nineties, living in the wild, wild west! The wild, wild west (wild west)! Well, Mandy's in the backroom, handing out Valium! Sheriff's on the airwaves, talking to the D.J.'s! 47 heartbeats beating like a drum! Got to live it up, live it up, Ronnie's got a new gun! She's so mean, but I don't care! I love her eyes and her wild, wild hair! Dance to the beat that we love best! Heading for the nineties, living in the wild, wild west! The wild, wild west (wild west)! Yeow! Now put your flags in the air and march them up and down! You can live it up, live it up all over the town! And turn to the left, turn to the right! I don't care as long as she comes tonight! She's so mean, but I don't care! I love her eyes and her wild, wild hair! Dance to the beat that we love best! Heading for the nineties, living in the wild, wild west! The wild, wild west! The wild, wild west (wild west)! Yeow, wild west! Brrrr, here come a musical disc, 'cause some people them a-keep waitin' for; this one's called the outlaw, wow! They want me ride the rhythm like me ridin' a bike. Shine on me, murder me chatter when me chat on the mic. Shorties thought this could keep them rockin' 'til the broad daylight! And here comes the Escape Club to rock it all night, say! (Instrumental Break) Live it up, live it up! Live it up, live it up! Living in the wild, wild west! The wild, wild west! The wild, wild west! The wild, wild west! (Wild west)! Heading for the nineties, living in the eighties, screaming in a back room, waiting for the big boom! Give me, give me wild west, give me, give me safe sex! Give me love, give me love, give me time to live it up! Now put your flags in the air and march them up and down! You can live it up, live it up all over the town! And turn to the left, turn to the right! I don't care as long as she comes tonight! She's so mean, but I don't care! I love her eyes and her wild, wild hair! Dance to the beat that we like best! Heading for the nineties, living in the wild, wild west! The wild, wild west! The wild, wild west; (wild west)! Yeow, wild west!" / And the music, and dream sequence ends as Buhdeuce successfully captures Tigress in his dream! / "Legend Of The Lasso Of Wyatt Earp!" / It is still night-time, and Rube leaves his hotel room, and goes to Bulma's trailer. Rube knocks on the door, and Bulma opens it only a crack. Bulma asks: "What's the password?" Rube says: "Swiper, no swiping!" Yakety says: "He qualifies!" And Rube is let into the trailer with Bulma and Yakety. Bulma asks: "May I ask WHY you wanted to see me?" Rube says: "It's simple, Bulma. You are perhaps the SMARTEST contestant who has EVER competed on this show!" Bulma says: "I don't know if I WOULD say that...oh; who am I kidding?! Of course I would!" Rube says: "Anyways, being the smartest, surely you must have realized that my mother would have NEVER stolen Squidward's clarinet!" Bulma says: "Of course I know that, but what's your point?" Rube says: "Right! My point being, is that SURELY you must know of a way to PROVE Blonda's innocence, and clear her name!" Bulma says: "First off, Blonda's elimination doesn't concern me in the slightest. Secondly, why would I have ANY interest in helping YOU? In what way would helping YOU benefit me? Did you ever stop to THINK about that?" Rube says: "Well, I was thinking if you HELPED me, you might get a reward! An Immunity Pendant of Life, MINIMUM! Not to mention, having leverage to help you eliminate Dora!" Yakety says: "Oh, he's GOOD!!!!" Bulma thinks about it, and she says: "How could I pass THAT up? All right, I'm in! Here's what I've figured out. Dora MUST be receiving some help! Unless you're me, there's no WAY a girl her age is smart enough to have a plan that can eliminate BOTH Blonda and Squidward in one fell swoop! And if we can PROVE that she's getting ILLEGAL help, that would disqualify her!" Yakety asks: "But who do you think WOULD be helping her?" Bulma says: "Dora's learned a LOT in the past ten years, I'll give her THAT much; but she's not exactly subtle! I've ruled out Tico, since he ONLY speaks Spanish. The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under The Bridge, because he's too grumpy. Swiper, because all HE likes to do is RUIN Dora's journeys, Diego, because he has his OWN show. Boots, because Dora hasn't spoken to him ever since he was taken away. And Backpack, because all he does is carry things. Therefore, that leaves one VALID possibility, MAP!!!!" Yakety says: "So THAT'S why you made that cryptic Map reference to Squidward; you figured it out!" Bulma says: "Precisely! And what we've got to do, is FORCE Map to come clean!" Rube asks: "How do you plan on doing that?" Bulma says: "I'm afraid we'll have to do something a little unethical, we're going to have to BREAK into Dora's trailer, snatch her map without her realizing it, and replace it with an ordinary, non-talking map!" Rube says: "Look, I'm all for eliminating Dora, but I'm NOT going to steal! That's AGAINST my principles!" Bulma says: "Luckily, you won't have to! Yakety, how are you at stealth?" Yakety blushes, and he says: "Well, I am SURPRISINGLY limber at limbo, but stealing is OUT of my comfort zone!" Bulma says: "Don't think of it as 'Stealing', think of it merely as 'Borrowing TEMPORARILY, with the FULL intent of returning it once we've uncovered Dora's plot!' Besides, she BLACKMAILED her way to get onto this show first! Dora has to learn the HARD truth, that when she COMMITS evil actions to get what she wants, she should FULLY expect to have evil actions committed to her in return!" Yakety says: "Oh, I get it! It's another one of those, 'Be Cruel to Be Kind' lessons like the one you taught to Squidward!" Bulma THINKS about it, and she says: "Sure, let's...go with THAT! Alright, Yakety, I'm counting on you! But...can you DO something about your fur? We can't leave any evidence in Dora's trailer!" Yakety says: "No problem! I'm a modern DESIGN Yak!" And Yakety merely UNBUTTONS his fur, and takes it off like a sweater, revealing a white undershirt and some red boxers! Rube says: "Wow! Modern design yak?! What WILL they think of next?" Bulma says: "Okay, here's the plan!" / The camera cuts to Rube, Bulma, and Yakety all DOING the activities, as Bulma narrates the plan, all to the tune of the "Mission Impossible" theme! Bulma says: "Dora always gets up at precisely 4:30 A.M. in the morning. At 4:40 A.M., Dora leaves her trailer to take a luxury, contestant shower. She ALWAYS takes 15 minutes! That's when we make our move! Rube will casually stand watch, and keep track of Dora's position, while I utilize the studio's own pulley system, to lower Yakety in through the open skylight. Once in the trailer, while Yakety is wearing rubber gloves, he will rummage through Dora's belongings to find Map! Once he's found it, he will replace Map, with an ordinary, non-talking map, and will tug on the rope twice, signaling me to pull him back up! Once I've got Yakety out of the trailer, we quickly make a break for it before Dora comes back, being none the wiser!" / The camera cuts back to Bulma's trailer room, as Yakety puts his fur back on. Yakety says: "I've never done a spy thriller before, that was kind of thrilling!" Rube says: "If it wasn't for the fact that I didn't want to get you in trouble, I would've taken some cool pictures! Taking pictures is one of my hobbies and odd jobs, you know!" Bulma says: "Well, in any case, Map is ours! And what luck! He's still asleep! Time to wake him up! Oh, Map?" Map mutters, as he says: "But mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I want to STAY home and bake COOKIES with you!" Bulma seriously says: "Oh, wake up!" Map fully wakes up, and he says: "Huh? Where am I?! This isn't Dora's trailer! Oh, you must be Bulma and...I'm afraid Dora hasn't really talked about either of you two." Rube says: "We're NOT your concern!" Bulma says: "Look, Map, I'm fully well aware that YOU'RE the one that's giving Dora ALL her strategies, including the one that eliminated Blonda and Squidward all in the same challenge!" Map says: "Oh, really? And how did you figure THAT out?" Bulma says: "Look, I'd explain it ALL in brilliant detail, but unless you cooperate with us, you won't LIVE long enough to care! Seeing as how you've provided Dora with all her strategies, you must ALSO know exactly HOW to clear Blonda's name, and reveal that DORA was the one to steal Squidward's clarinet!" Map says: "Oh, what a DELIGHTFUL change! For once, an ADULT actually wants MY help! Well, here's what I say to YOUR request; PHBBT!!!!" Rube says: "Don't be upset, Bulma. Maybe I can REASON with him; cooperate with us, or I will show you SOMETHING which, you 'Can't Unsee It'!" Map says: "Rube, as Dora's most trusted companion, she's FORCED me to watch every single episode of Spongebob Squarepants, Kamp Koral, and The Patrick Star Show that has aired so far at least ONCE! There is NOTHING that could POSSIBLY shock me!" Rube says: "Okay, you ASKED for it! You might want to look away, Yakety!" And Yakety turns his head, and covers his eyes, while Bulma actually grabs OUT her phone camera! Rube says: "Magic, REVEAL!!!!" And the camera turns to show only the BACKSIDE of Rube, but it also show's Map's expression, and he gasps: "OH MY MICHELANGELO'S Statue of David, is THAT real?! No WONDER you use magic; you'd practically need a TENT to cover THAT up!" Rube says: "A genetic gift from my father and paternal grandfather. Kind of runs in our family!" Map says: "Okay, OKAY! I'll talk, I'll talk! Just, magic up already!" Rube says: "Magic, ON!!!!" And Rube's clothes appear on him again! Map says: "Well, I officially saw MORE of a fish than I thought I would EVER see!" Rube says: "And I DON'T want to show you AGAIN! Now, tell us!" Map sighs and says: "Okay, it's true! I've been using my magical abilities to plot Dora the best course to prevail in each challenge, keep her safe, and humiliate her opponents." Bulma says: "I KNEW it! And you AND Dora KNOW that it is AGAINST the RULES for her to be receiving illegal, outside help; let alone, magic help!" Map says: "I was only helping her, in order to be useful in helping her get Boots back! You have no idea how tough it is to just be a map in this day and age! Even as a magic, talking map, I still STRUGGLE to stay relevant in an age with GPS and automatic map trackers!" Yakety says: "I know how hard it is to stay relevant in changing times. Believe me, you don't know how OFTEN I've had to adjust my comedy routine, in order to be sensitive and compassionate in a changing environment." Bulma asks: "You're not SERIOUSLY on HIS side, are you?" Yakety says: "Not completely. I'm just wondering if there's a way we can help Map!" Rube gets an idea, and he says: "Hey! I just thought of something! The layout of Olmec's Temple is ALWAYS changing! From challenge to challenge, the rooms are always altered! Do you know what that means? Olmec's Temple is some kind of an 'Eldritch Location'!" Bulma says: "With the Shrine of the Silver Monkey ALWAYS being 'The One Constant'!" Rube says: "A Map, that could magically ALWAYS keep track of Olmec's Temple layout, would be a great help to anyone doing a Temple Run! Map, how would you like to stop doing ILLEGAL activities for Dora, and go legitimate with Sniz?" Map says: "You mean it? I could be doing HONEST work? I haven't been able to do such work in AGES, since Dora's FIRST show ended!" Bulma says: "Very well, than! I'll tell you what! You tell me the BEST way to eliminate Dora, and uncover her schemes, and in exchange, I'll clear YOU of any wrongdoing, so that you can work with Sniz!" Yakety asks: "I don't know, Bulma. How do we know that Map will LEGITIMATELY help us?" Bulma says: "Because if Map DOESN'T legitimately help us, I will FORCE him to look at Rube's naked body AGAIN...which is actually QUITE impressive by fish standards! You have just GOT to get someone to go steady with...but not me; I'm married!" Rube says: "I'll...be sure to work on it!" Map seriously says: "Oh, NO!!!! Once, is MORE than enough for me! Very well, than! I'll tell you EVERYTHING you need to know..." (Confessional) Bulma says: "It turns out Map is actually QUITE reasonable, once you get to know him. He gave me ALL the information I could ever need about getting RID of Dora and more! I'd say 'Poor Dora', but she's brought this on herself! She's about to learn that she should NEVER mess with the MASTER, if she DOESN'T want to get SCHOOLED!" / Rube says: "Having an enormous GIFT is one thing! Finding someone you can actually SHARE it with? That's the KICKER! Po got lucky with Tigress, and Bubble Bass got lucky with Blonda! I know there's someone special for me, I just haven't found the right someone yet." / Yakety says: "One thing's for sure, doing that daring spy espionage has re-enacted my passion for acting, like I did on my own show. I'll probably audition to become the next James Bond. I mean, I do have ACTUAL spy experience, now!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, in Po's trailer, Po and Tigress look ABSOLUTELY content and satisfied with each other! Po happily says: "What a wonderful, WONDERFUL night that was!" Tigress says: "Forget the Energizer Bunny, there should be an Energizer Panda; YOU!!!!" Po says: "I know! If love-making was a sport, we'd win Bronze, Silver, AND Gold by a LONG shot!" Tigress says: "Well, we don't need trophies to prove our love anyways! For the first time in a long time, I feel REAL love in my life! A love that I never achieved, despite all the many medals, awards, and trophies that I won! Po, you are REALLY all I need!" Po asks: "And a family?" Tigress says: "If family comes, it won't be for about another nine months. And it could be at least 28 days, before we even find that out!" Po says: "But if you ARE...expecting; won't THAT derail your ability to be in the competition?" Tigress REALIZES this, but she calmly says: "Now that you mention it, it probably WILL! But I'm NOT who I was back during Total Cartoon Global Cruise! This time, I'm fully mature, and I'm READY and actually WANT to have children! I REFUSE to have another false alarm! Besides, I'm not allowed to do another Temple Run. I mean, the biggest reason that I initially entered this season, was to show up my dad, because I thought that would bring me love. But now that I have realized that showing him up won't bring me love, there's no real reason for me to be here anymore." Po says: "You can't mean THAT! The Tigress I know would never JUST 'Give up'!" Tigress says: "You're right! And besides, if I JUST quit, there's no WAY most of the contestants would EVER let me live it down!" Tigress THINKS about it, and she says: "I THINK I have a way out!" Po says: "What would that be?" Tigress says: "Everyone THINKS that I love a challenge, and that I wouldn't want to turn one down! I STILL have an Immunity Pendant of Life; and if I were to leave, it wouldn't be of any use to me! Therefore, I will challenge ALL the remaining Red Jaguars to an Endurance Contest today! Whoever is the FIRST to beat me, I will QUIT and give up my Immunity Pendant of Life to them!" Po says: "That sounds like a smart idea to me, Tigress! This way, you get to go out the way you want to; fighting!" Tigress says: "I'm never one to turn down a good show, and I ALWAYS give the people what they pay for!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "Let's face the facts; winning these challenges? They weren't very challenging! But raising a FAMILY? Now THAT, would be a REAL challenge! Not only that, but I'm going to be a better mother to MY child and/or children, than my father EVER was to me! You won't see ME having to...win over MY child and/or children the way MY father did!" / Po says: "On the one hand, it would be HARD not having Tigress here. On the other, I wouldn't want to jeopardize Tigress' safety if she IS, in fact, expecting! As such, it would probably be better if she left sooner, rather than later!" (End Confessional) Sniz rings a gong, and over the loud-speakers, he says: "Attention Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars, Blonda quit the competition, and Squidward Tentacles was eliminated at the last Elimination Ceremony! Please proceed to the Moat to find out about today's challenge! That is all!" Spongebob's face droops in genuine sadness, and he says: "Squidward was eliminated? Why?!" Sandy rolls her eyes, and she says: "Well, he was STILL kind of a JERK, anyways!" Larry says: "Not to Spongebob, he wasn't. In spite of everything, he was STILL one of us!" Pearl says: "But on the BRIGHT side, such as it is; think about it THIS way! Johnny Krill was eliminated in 43rd place, and Squidward outlasted eleven more contestants than that! And counting Bubble Bass? There are STILL six of us left in the competition! If we can keep up a good average in NOT getting eliminated, we'll be in GREAT shape for getting at least ONE of us to the Final Three!" Rube shows up, and he says: "And don't worry about Squidward, his elimination will NOT be in vain! There is a plan in motion to take down the one who is TRULY responsible!" Stimpy says: "I KNEW Blonda didn't do it! It just didn't seem right OR feasible to me!" Spongebob dries his eyes, and he says: "Thank you, Rube. I needed to hear that!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "You know, I hoped that once Squidward apologized to me, we could merge our abilities and talents, to become a force that dominated physical and mental challenges this season, but I guess THAT dream just wasn't meant to be! It's up to ME now! I have to AVENGE Squidward's loss, and play for him as WELL! This game is no longer JUST about me, it's about US, now!" / Pearl says: "Believe me when I say that once Spongebob sets his mind on something, there is almost NOTHING that can stop him! You won't believe the kinds of lengths he will go through, to achieve a goal he wants! His persistence and determination is TRULY amazing!" / Stimpy says: "I don't think Bulma could've stolen Squidward's clarinet! In the first case, it's too predictable! In the second case, it's too trivial by Bulma's standards! That realistically, leaves only Dora and Taotie! I REALLY hope that Taotie was the one who took Squidward's clarinet, because I would HATE to see someone as young as Dora make SUCH a senseless mistake like THAT!" (End Confessional) The contestants suit up into their team colors, and head to the Temple Moat! Sniz says: "Welcome to another challenge of Total Cartoon Legends, where HOPEFULLY, we will have a MORE normal challenge THIS time!" General Barracuda says: "We BETTER! I went ALL out, preparing a Wild West Challenge that will DOMINATE the Emmy's!" Bulma gulps nervously, and she asks: "Why a Wild West Challenge?" General Barracuda says: "Because it revolves around today's legend! Olmec, tell us what today's legend is!" Olmec says: "Today's legend is, The Legend Of The Lasso Of Wyatt Earp!" And Bulma GULPS in horror! (Confessional) Bulma breathes into a paper bag, and she nervously says: "Not again, NOT AGAIN!!!! A Wild Western Challenge, revolving around a showdown at the O.K. Corral, was the EXACT thing that got me eliminated the LAST time in Total Cartoon Global Cruise! Of course, the factors THERE were pretty different! There WAS Captain Retro, Anti-Timmy, and the fact that I masterminded pretty much ALL of the sabotaging on Total Cartoon Global Cruise! But still, there's no WAY they'd just pick THIS challenge out of the blue!" Bulma gasps, and she screams in anger: "DORA!!!!" / Dora laughs and she says: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, HA!!!! $1,000 bucks, but worth EVERY penny to pay to Sniz to get him to agree to do THIS challenge, in order to see Bulma's dreams DASHED into a million pieces, AGAIN!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "So, contestants, here is how crossing the Moat will work today. Before railroad's linked the far corners of the United States nation, if people wanted to travel west, they would often ride on covered wagons and oxen in order to get them across the wild mountain streams and rivers. Since we don't have oxen, four contestants on each team will have to pull a covered wagon carrying three of their team-mates across in it! And for an added challenge, we've even made sure that the Moat is the equivalent historic average width of the Snake River, between 1841 through 1860! Once all the contestants have made it safely across the Moat, they will ring their Gong Pedestal, to signify that they have finished crossing. Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars, since you each have one more contestant than the Orange Igaunas and the Purple Parrots, you'll have to sit one of your own out." Keswick says: "I'll sit this one out, I'm not much of a swimmer." Tigress says: "And I have an announcement to make! I have actually come to the realization, that me winning this season, would not fill me up with the love and happiness that I had long been looking for; I already found that when I fell in love with Po. However, I do NOT plan on going away quietly, and I am looking for ONE worthy challenger on my team, to best me in today's challenge! I will give the FIRST challenger who manages to best me, my Immunity Pendant of Life, and I will quit the game, to signify their victory! So, do I have any takers?" Buhdeuce says: "Oh, it is SO on! I've been looking for an EXCUSE to pay you back for eliminating Sway-Sway, and you've just VALIDATED my reason to ACT on that excuse!" Tigress chuckles, and she says: "I'm actually CURIOUS about all your...'Video Game' skills of yours! Let's see how well they stack up against me!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "Tigress actually WANTS someone to beat her? Now, I've heard of EVERYTHING that I NEVER thought I would EVER hear in my life!" / Buhdeuce says: "I don't know WHY Tigress wants someone to beat her; and quite frankly, I don't care! If she wants someone to beat her, I'll GLADLY step up to the plate!" / Tigress says: "I have to prove that I'm WILLING to lose gracefully, okay?! It's the only way I can OFFICIALLY prove that I'm over my old drive to win!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All right! Daggett, Taotie, Po, and Yakety will be swimming for the Purple Parrots. Treeflower, Spongebob, Marlene, and Super Chum will be swimming for the Green Monkeys. Otto, Sandy, Pearl, and Larry will be swimming for the Red Jaguars. And Dog, Dudley, Bubble Bass, and Harvey will be swimming for the Orange Igaunas! Everyone else will be in the covered wagon! And in the Wild West, before the Telegraph was completed in 1861, people would often have to settle on getting second-hand news about events that would be weeks or months old by the time they arrived in the west! To that end, you'll be swimming to Fleetwood Mac's hit song, "Second Hand News!" On your marks, get set, GO!!!!" / During the montage, the Red Jaguars honestly TRY their best, but without Tigress to help pull the covered wagon, they're finding it tough to keep their endurance, even though Buhdeuce NEVER stops his momentum; while Dora keeps 'Carelessly' dropping things onto Taotie's head, distracting him from making any real progress! / Fleetwood Mac sings: "I know there's nothing to say! Someone has taken my place! When times go bad, when times go rough; won't you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff! D-down, down, down, down, down, down, down! D-down, down, down, down, down, down, down! I know I got nothin' on you! I know there's nothing to do! When times go bad and you can't get enough, won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff! D-down, down, down, down, down, down, down! D-down, down, down, down, down, down, down! One thing I think you should know, I ain't gonna miss you when you go! Been down so long, I've been tossed around enough! Couldn't you just let me go down and let me do my stuff?! D-down, down, down, down, down, down, down! D-down, down, down, down, down, down, down! I know you're hopin' to find someone who's gonna give you peace of mind! When times go bad, when times go rough; won't you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff? D-down, down, down, down, down, down, down! D-down, down, down, down, down, down, down! I'm just second hand news, I'm just second hand news! Yeah! I'm just second hand news, I'm just second hand news! Yeah!I'm just second hand news, I'm just second hand news! Yeah! I'm just second hand news, I'm just second hand news! Yeah!" / And the song and montage ends, as the Green Monkeys and the Orange Iguanas, are the first to finish crossing the Moat! Sniz says: "And it's over! The Green Monkeys and the Orange Iguanas will be paired up for today's challenge, meaning the Red Jaguars and the Purple Parrots will be paired up for today's challenge!" Otto says: "No offense, Tigress, but next time, when you WANT someone to beat you, wait until AFTER the Moat challenge to do it!" Tigress blows on her claws, and says: "Duly noted. And I actually WISH you were more impressive, Mr. ATHLETE! But Buhdeuce? You SURPRISED me with your boundless momentum!" Buhdeuce asks: "I did?!" Tigress says: "Surprisingly enough! I'll be watching YOUr performance today with GREAT interest!" (Confessioanl) Buhdeuce says: "Maybe I got Tigress all wrong. It looks like she's actually IMPRESSED by my video game skills!" / Tigress says: "Even if I don't really know what video games are, all I know is that skills are skills. And if someone has them, I need to respect them, no matter WHO they are!" (End Confessional) Dora says: "Gee, Bulma; you BETTER hope you WIN an Immunity Pendant of Life, or else NOTHING will save you from going down in FLAMES, just LIKE Jesse James!" Bulma gets infuriated, and she yells: "Listen UP, you little PUNK!!!! I'm NOT who I was back when I did Total Cartoon Global Cruise! I was PUT into that situation, because I used to BE like you, and HONESTLY thought I could CHEAT my way to a Clean Slate! But I was WRONG; and it almost cost me EVERYTHING! Look, you still HAVE a chance to call ALL of this off, RIGHT now! I personally don't CARE what your reason for being here is, but I don't LIKE seeing someone else make the same mistake I made! Give UP this foolish notion of BEING a villain, or you WILL face the consequences!" Dora says: "Consequences, SCHMONSEQUENCES, as long as I'm rich!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Well, I TRIED to warn her! Now, it's time for Operation: MAP!!!!" / Dora says: "Bulma is OLD hat! I'm the NEW generation! I'm where it's AT!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We got to get our contestants dried off, but don't go away, because we'll be right back, with MORE Total Cartoon Legends!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the contestants begin gathering at the Steps of Knowledge. Treeflower asks: "Daggett, don't you think it's weird how the cameras have gone out of their way to NOT focus on me?" Daggett says: "Oh, for the love of SPOOT!!!! If I HAD a dollar for EVERY time you WANTED the camera to focus on you, I'd already HAVE $44.44 million! Why do you got to make EVERYTHING about YOU?! There's STILL 29 other contestants here TO, you know! And if you did anything BESIDES talking about how YOU want to get to the top, the cameras MIGHT focus on you, more!" Treeflower says: "It's NOT even an EGO thing, I just want the camera time to which I DESERVE!" Daggett says: "Maybe that's what you're already GETTING!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "Don't get me wrong; I can understand why Treeflower WANTS to get camera focus; she wasn't ON every single episode of The Angry Beavers like I was! But NORMALLY, you get screen-time by being a funny, LIKABLE character! Treeflower, does NOT fit the qualities of EITHER of those things! Someone BETTER force her to play her Immunity Pendant of Life SOON, before she gets REALLY annoying!" / Treeflower says: "Don't get me wrong; I fully understand that it's a lot HARDER this season to get screen-time! Not to mention, that with the former Silver Snakes constantly fighting amongst each other, and Tigress completely DOMINATING physical challenges, it's been HARD for me to get my proper recognition! Hopefully, if one of the other Red Jaguars manages to beat Tigress today, my chances of getting proper screen-time will increase exponentially!" (End Confessional) Kitty leans over to Bulma, and Kitty whispers: "If you have a GOOD plan for getting RID of Dora, now might be a GOOD time to USE it!" Bulma chuckles, and she says: "Don't worry, I've got it ALL 'Mapped' out!" And Dora actually LOOKS concerned! (Confessional) Dora says: "Why did Bulma say, 'All Mapped out', like THAT?! I better check MAP again, to find out what to do in this scenario!" And Dora reaches into Backpack, but only pulls out an ordinary, non-sentient map! Dora says: "This isn't MY map! I've been ROBBED!!!! And not even by Swiper! How could someone DO that to ME?!!!" / Bulma chuckles, and she says: "Doesn't feel so GOOD, does it? When YOU'RE on the receiving end on having something taken from you!" (End Confessional) Dora says: "Somebody STOLE something VERY important to me! And nobody is going ANYWHERE until I find out where it IS!!!!" Bulma casually says: "Why DORA, whatever could you be TALKING about?" Dora says: "Don't play DUMB with me, I KNOW you are smarter than that!" Bulma chuckles, and she says: "Yes, yes I am! But YOU'RE not, not without HELP, you're not!" Dora asks: "What are you talking about?" Bulma says: "I don't NEED to explain it, I could simply SHOW everyone...unless you're WILLING to make a deal!" Dora nervously says: "NO! There's...no need to show everyone! We can make a deal!" Bulma smiles, and she says: "I KNEW you'd see it MY way! Come with me, and we'll talk in PRIVATE!!!!" Dora follows Bulma to her trailer, and Bulma says: "The jig is UP, Dora! I KNOW that you have been USING your magical Map, in order to receive ILLEGAL, outside MAGICAL help in order to figure out the BEST way to eliminate and humiliate your fellow contestants, and WHY you were SO insistent on making THIS challenge be a Wild West challenge!" Dora asks: "WHAT?!!! How did YOU know I've been using Map to plot my way through challenges?" Bulma says: "BECAUSE both Map and YOU just TOLD me, FATHEAD!!!!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "My GOSH!!!! I always wanted to SAY and DO that!" / Dora nervously says: "There's no way! There's no way she could STILL be better than ME, RIGHT?!!!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "In any case, I know everything that Map knows about you! And...if Sniz WERE to find out that you've been receiving Map's ILLEGAL, magic outside help, the penalties for you would be VERY severe, to say the least!" Dora says: "You can't DO that! You can't breathe a WORD about this to ANYBODY, least of all, to Sniz!" Bulma says: "If you WANT me to keep quiet, you will do EXACTLY as I say!" Dora asks: "Well, what do you want?" Bulma says: "Here is how it will work; you will let me answer ALL the questions on the Steps Of Knowledge today, so that I will receive the Immunity Pendant of Life!" Dora asks: "Why would I agree to THAT?! You just WANT it so that you can safely vote ME off if our team loses!" Bulma says: "All I know, is that if you DON'T agree to it, I TELL Sniz and YOU lose WITHOUT any challenge needing to be done! But, if you COOPERATE with me, and agree to play FAIRLY, you at least HAVE a chance of staying safe!" Dora says: "Where is Map right now?" Bulma says: "He's safe and well, inside of my trailer. I won't be using Map the way YOU have though, and neither will anyone else! In exchange for keeping him safe from any legal repercussions, I agreed to let Map go legitimate, and work for Sniz. In other words, you CAN'T utilize Map's help anymore, even if YOU wanted to!" Dora thinks about it, and she says: "FINE! Answer the DUMB questions, and I'll play your way! Even without Map, I still have ACTUAL skills from my show!" Bulma says: "We'll see! My guess is, you've been relying on the help of Map and of 'Children' for so long, you've forgotten HOW to act for yourself!" Dora says: "I'll show YOU, when the time comes for the PHYSICAL challenge!" Bulma chuckles, and she says: "I look forward to it!" (Confessional) Bulma chuckles, and she says: "That was only phase ONE of Operation: Map! Wait until what Dora sees what I will unfold for phase TWO!!!!" / Dora says: "Bulma does NOT have me beat just yet! I've figured my way out of tighter spots than THIS!!!!" (End Confessional) Dora and Bulma return to the Steps of Knowledge, and Taotie asks: "What were YOU two, talking about?" Bulma casually says: "Oh, just some unimportant girl stuff. You wouldn't be at ALL interested!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "In my personal experience, 'Unimportant Girl Stuff' ALWAYS translates to women talking SMACK about you behind your back! It's SO unfair from MY point of view!" (End Confessional) Sniz arrives, and he says: "Okay, the time has come to decide who will be doing the Steps Of Knowledge for this time!" Bulma says: "Oh, I don't think I will have ANY problem doing it with DORA!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Ooh, CONFIDANT! Usually, you have to pay EXTRA for THAT!" Treeflower says: "And I'm partnering with Keswick! I refuse to be pushed to the SIDELINES, again!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "I HAD to volunteer for the Steps Of Knowledge! HELLO! If I don't get my allotted screen-time, I run the risk of NOT meeting the necessary quota, for being a viable winner!" / Keswick says: "It's both a blessing and a curse to be in an alliance with Treeflower. On the one hand, it will probably be super EASY to beat her in a popularity contest! But on the other hand, it's going to be SO hard to IGNORE her on the way to the final three! Thank goodness people invented meditation, it REALLY helps keep me sane!" (End Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "I'll partner up with Sandy, and we'll take on the Steps Of Knowledge together!" Sandy says: "Wow, Buhdeuce! You're REALLY fired up, today!" Buhdeuce says: "Naturally! I plan on proving myself, both to Sway-Sway, AND to Tigress!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "Wow! He DOES have the same spark of fire that I've had! Maybe he really CAN beat me!" / Buhdeuce says: "After countless times of having to deal with Oonski the Great, you learn how to deal with a tough boss like Tigress! It takes both brains, AND brawn! Of course, a little speed and stamina never hurt, either!" (End Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "And I will be partnering with Chameleon!" Chameleon excitedly asks: "Really?! You're partnering with me?!" Bubble Bass says: "Statistically speaking, you ARE the smartest contestant on the Orange Iguanas BESIDES me!" (Confessional) Chameleon says: "Wow! Bubble Bass thinks I'M smart! And he wants to partner with ME! The doors of friendship have REALLY been opening up for me, since I became a good guy!" / Bubble Bass says: "In addition to Chameleon's brain, he also has his handy transformation skills, which MIGHT prove useful in a challenge. Besides, he DID make it all the way to the Final Five on Total Cartoon Global Cruise! You've GOT to have skills in order to do that!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay! The decisions have been made, it's time for Olmec to tell us more about today's legend, of the Lasso of Wyatt Earp!" Olmec says: "On October 26, 1881, in the town of Tombstone in modern day Arizona, the legendary shoot-out at the O.K. Corral took place! The shoot-out, was a result of a feud between cowboys Billy Claiborne, brothers Ike and Billy Clanton, and brothers Tom and Frank McLaury on one side; and Town Marshal Virgil Earp, his younger brothers Morgan and Wyatt Earp, and temporary policeman Doc Holliday on the other side. Despite it's name, the shoot-out actually didn't take place at the O.K. Corral; but rather, on a narrow lot on Fremont Street. In any case, the reason why Tombstone was initially established as a town in March 1879, was due to the discovery of silver in the area. When it was founded, it only had a population of 100. But by 1881, it had a population of at least 7,000! Virgil and Wyatt Earp arrived in Tombstone on December 1, 1879. Virgil was initially hired as the Deputy U.S. Marshal for Pima County, and by June 1881, became Tombstone's Town Marshal, or Police Chief! According to the Earps' version of events, the fight was in self-defense, because the so-called 'Cowboys', were armed in violation of the local ordinance that was established on April 19, 1881, and defied the lawful order to hand over their weapons, and drew their pistols instead. A local Doctor, named George Goodfellow examined the bodies of the three vanquished 'Cowboys', and supported the Earps' testimony. Prior to the shoot-out, on October 28, 1880, when Wyatt Earp saw outlaw Curly Bill Brocius discharge his gun into than Tombstone Marshal Fred White, Wyatt Earp used his lasso to pistol whip the gun out of Curly's hands! During the actual shoot-out, it is not clear who shot first; but Wyatt Earp once again took his lasso to the fight. While the shoot-out only lasted about 30 seconds at 3 P.M., Wyatt Earp amazingly emerged from the shoot-out, as the only person unharmed! The legend says that to his dying day, on January 13, 1929, Wyatt Earp would carry his lasso with him wherever he went. But when he died, his lasso was nowhere to be found. Eventually, the lasso found it's way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the lasso of Wyatt Earp and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks, Olmec! Where can the Lasso of Wyatt Earp be found?" Olmec says: "The Lasso of Wyatt Earp can be found in the Snake's Pit!" Sniz says: "All right! You know the drill! Purple Parrots and Orange Iguanas, if one of you gets down the Steps Of Knowledge first, you will receive an Immunity Pendant of Life! The other team will have to try and find one during the physical challenge! Olmec, ask the questions!" Olmec asks: "When was the town of Tombstone, first established?" Bulma rings in first, and she says: "March, 1879!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And they move down a step! Sandy asks: "Buhdeuce, why didn't you ring in?" Buhdeuce says: "I wanted to give YOU a chance to answer first! Chivalry isn't DEAD, you know!" Sandy says: "That's nice! But if you KNOW the answer, try to ring in first!" Buhdeuce says: "Can do!" Olmec asks: "Why was the town of Tombstone, Arizona, established?" Buhdeuce rings in, and he says: "It was due to the discovery of silver in the area!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And they move down a step! Bulma says: "So, the duck actually HAS some brains, not that it will do him any good!" Olmec asks: "When did Virgil and Wyatt Earp first arrive in Tombstone?" Bulma rings in, and she says: "On December 1, 1879!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" Buhdeuce says: "Wow! Bulma IS determined if she's willing to move THAT fast!" Sandy says: "Which means YOU need to be JUST, if not MORE, determined than her!" Buhdeuce says: "Right!" Olmec asks: "On which date did Wyatt Earp first bring his lasso into a conflict?" Buhdeuce rings in, and he says: "October 28, 1880!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And they move down a step! Bulma says: "You're out of your LEAGUE if you think you can compete with MY brains! There is no WAY that YOU are smarter than me!" Buhdeuce says: "I'm NOT backing down, I'm going ALL the way!" Bulma says: "Than so BE it!" Olmec says: "What was the population of Tombstone, when it was first established?" Bulma rings in, and she says: "100!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots step down to the bottom! Sniz says: "And the Purple Parrots did it! They have won an Immunity Pendant of Life!" Bulma says: "We already discussed this, and I will be taking the Immunity Pendant of Life!" General Barracuda asks: "Oh, really? Is this TRUE?" Dora, deciding to NOT take any chances, rolls her eyes, and says: "It's true." Sniz says: "Very well, than. The Immunity Pendant of Life goes to Bulma. Now, it's time for the challenge arena!" Tigress says: "Determination, AND brains! That's a very RARE combination! Perhaps, if you do well in the physical challenge, YOU will be the one to receive my Immunity Pendant of Life!" Buhdeuce says: "WOW! Thanks, Tigress!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "I think it would've been more impressive had I actually won the Steps of Knowledge. Still, it's not often that SOMEONE impresses Tigress, and that's really SAYING something!" / Tigress says: "It feels so GOOD to FINALLY find SOMEONE who's willing to carry on in MY spirit of competition! Perhaps this is how Master Shifu felt while training me and Po. At least, I certainly like to think so!" / Dora says: "Having to let Bulma have the Immunity Pendant of Life? Eh, tragic. But now, the kid gloves are OFF! She only SAID I had to play the game FAIRLY, which means I can TOTALLY and FAIRLY, not play to 100% of my capability, which will make the Purple Parrots LOSE, and FORCE Bulma to play her Pendant of Life, while I just pick off some OTHER loser like DAGGETT! In other words, Bulma might have managed to BUY herself one more episode, but it's ONLY one more episode!" / Bulma says: "What Dora doesn't realize, is that the Purple Parrots won't even NEED to have an Elimination Ceremony tonight, because the second phase of my plan is ABOUT to commence!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Anyways, the plan for the Challenge Arena is--." Bulma says: "HOLD IT!!!! I have an important announcement to make!" Otto asks: "Really, right NOW?!" Bulma says: "Believe it or not, it's ACTUALLY important, even by YOUR high standards! Dora the Explorer, is in fact a LYING cheater! She has been receiving ILLEGAL, outside MAGIC help, in the form of MAP!!!!" Dora yells: "That's a lie! I've been playing FAIR!!!! I didn't BRING Map! Bulma is LYING, like she ALWAYS does!" Bulma says: "You mean, like I USED to! Your biggest FLAW in facing against me, was thinking that I was INCAPABLE of learning from my mistakes! Well, I have been putting what I've learned to good use, namely getting RID of you! Yakety, bring forth the PROOF!" Yakety says: "On it!" Yakety goes to Bulma's trailer, and brings out Map! Bulma says: "Last CHANCE, Dora! Spill it, or Map WILL!" Dora nervously says: "No comprende an Ingles!" Bulma groans, and says: "Fine, I'll do it myself! Map has been using his magical abilities to plot courses, SPECIFICALLY to help Dora get THROUGH challenges, and figure out the best way to HUMILIATE and ELIMINATE contestants, such as WHEN she STOLE Squidward's clarinet, and FRAMED Blonda for DOING it!" Stimpy gasps, and he says: "Dora, how COULD you do something so, HORRIBLE?!" Dora kneels down, and yells in despair: "I was DOING this just so I could win the money to buy BOOTS back!!!!" Gerald says: "Girl, that is simply NO excuse! Even my kid SISTER knows BETTER!" Marlene says: "Dora, lying and cheating is NO way to get what you want! I lied during Total Cartoon Global Cruise, and I got myself eliminated HUMILIATED for all my trouble!" Fee says: "I'm by no means a saint, but I would NEVER take something that wasn't mine, and I would NEVER intentionally lie to Harvey!" Harvey says: "And likewise, I don't lie or steal either! I can't BELIEVE I used to HONESTLY like your first show!" Taotie says: "Even MY evil plans had MORE subtlety than YOURS did! I wasn't fooled for a MINUTE!" Tigress says: "And your PARENTS?! Did you EVER stop to THINK about how THEY would and WILL feel, once they find out about THIS?!" Wally says: "What REALLY hurts, is that you NEVER thought to make friends with another monkey, who's been HERE this whole time, if you REALLY wanted companionship! But after what you've done, I don't think Boots would WANT to come back to you even if you TRIED to pay for him!" Zarbon says: "You MIGHT have a pretty face. But for what it's worth, I'm not sure if I have seen anyone UGLIER than YOU are, now!" Jenny says: "Statistically speaking, you've not ONLY given a bad name to your show, but you've made Hispanic women look WORSE than they should!" Bubble Bass says: "I am going to make sure, my INFANT Rube NEVER grows up to be like YOU are!" The Adult Rube says: "Thank you, dad!" Dora looks at Bulma, and Dora says: "YOU promised--!" Bulma says: "I'm sorry! Did I EVER promise that I WOULDN'T reveal to EVERYONE that YOU cheated if you LET me answer every question? DID I?!!! I WARNED you about the consequences; did you think I was just blowing SMOKE in your FACE?! You BROUGHT this fate upon yourself, and now you have to LIVE with the awful things you did!" Sniz says: "It seems that the consensus is clear! Dora, you are EFFECTIVELY to be ejected and eliminated from this game IMMEDIATELY, with NO chance of EVER getting on this show again! Now, go wait at the Mine Cart of Shame, and don't even THINK about trying to escape! General Barracuda, happens to be an EXPERT tracker!" General Barracuda says: "Actually, TRACKER is an excellent tracker, but I'm a close second! It's just a shame we couldn't get any of the Paw Patrol to be HERE instead of Dora!" Sniz says: "Maybe if we can manage to SQUEEZE season five in, we might manage!" Dora groans, and she angrily says: "FINE!!!! The $44.44 million was probably DIRTY money anyways!" And she angrily walks off to the Mine Cart of Shame! (Confessional) Bulma chuckles, and she says: "Check, and MATE! In a weird way, I actually have to THANK Dora, for this opportunity! I feel like I FINALLY exorcised a dreadful demon out of my body! I DEFINITELY feel like one of the good guys, now!" / Stimpy says: "I honestly didn't think Dora was capable of such an...ATROCITY! Just goes to show that you can't judge someone by their looks!" / Gerald says: "There's this great new concept, called getting an ACTUAL job, Dora might want to TRY it, someday!" / Marlene says: "FINALLY! I have an excuse to use the Confessional! I mean, you would THINK if Dora WATCHED Total Cartoon Global Cruise, that she would know better than to try to LIE the way I did! I mean, Bulma was the one who UNCOVERED my lie! Did Dora REALLY think she would do any better AGAINST Bulma?" / Harvey sighs, and says: "It's sad when good girls go bad. I'm just glad Fee has a good head on her shoulders." / Fee says: "I actually have Harvey to think for keeping me so good. For lack of a better term, he's my 'Morality Pet'." / Taotie says: "If anything, Dora being revealed as a villain, is the ultimate PROOF to me, on why being a villain is such a bad idea. No matter HOW elaborate the plan, you will ALWAYS be found out on it!" / Tigress says: "While I've had a complicated relationship with my father, at LEAST I was HONEST enough to actually win my trophies, medals, and awards HONESTLY! Dora just made her OWN life so much harder for herself!" / Wally says: "While I'm willing to like a lot of different people, even if we DON'T agree on everything, Dora is NOT one of those people! I'm not a fan of LIARS!" / Zarbon says: "Bulma used me during Total Cartoon Global Cruise, and I feel really terrible for letting myself being used. I had hoped that no one else would try to pull what Bulma did, and I never thought that BULMA would be the one to uncover it! I guess she really HAS learned from her mistakes...not that I'm WILLING to help her in a challenge AGAIN, unless I absolutely HAD to!" / Jenny says: "As a robot, I can't cry. But I STILL feel sad that Dora CHOSE to do what she did!" / Bubble Bass says: "My son DESERVES to grow up in a world, where people DON'T lie and deceive others! He DESERVES better than that!" / Rube smiles, and he says: "It feels so GOOD to help bring some justice to these times!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay, with Dora out, that means the Purple Parrots are out, to. But we still need to determine which of the other teams will have someone eliminated as well." Tigress says: "Are we FORGETTING that SOMEONE has the opportunity to--." Buhdeuce rushes up to her, with a lasso in his hand, and Tigress quickly says: "Not in the FACE! Or the neck, ears, nose, waist, or ANYWHERE in the chest area!" And Buhdeuce gently loops the lasso around Tigress' shoulders! General Barracuda says: "Well, I guess that settles that." Sniz says: "That's right! Tigress DID say she would quit if someone on her team managed to best her! That means that Buhdeuce gets Tigress' Immunity Pendant of Life!" Tigress hands over the Immunity Pendant of Life to Buhdeuce, and she sighs in relief, and she says: "You did it, Buhdeuce. You FINALLY relieved me of a LIFETIME of always having to be the best! Now, that I've lost gracefully and honestly to you, I don't need to win, anymore. Thank you, Buhdeuce." Buhdeuce says: "You're welcome. And, I'm sorry we had to face each other as opponents. Maybe in another time, in another place, I could've called you 'Friend'." Tigress says: "Well, if you ever visit the Valley of Peace, you can feel free to do so." Buhdeuce says: "I'll be sure to keep that in mind." Tigress sighs, and she says: "Sniz, I'm ready to leave. But...could I take the Limo of Shame? I MIGHT be pregnant, and I don't want to risk harming my unborn child and/or children by going on the Mine Cart of Shame." Sniz says: "Of course you can! We would NEVER endanger the prodigy of Tigress!" And to prove his point, the Limo of Shame drives up, being driven by Gordon! Tigress says: "Well, THIS just got awkward! Will you PLEASE drive slowly and sanely?" Gordon sighs, and says: "Only because Sniz is PAYING me to do so!" Tigress says: "All right, than. I feel comfortable about this! Po, I'll see you at the finale!" Tigress gets in the Limo of Shame, and she says: "BYE!!!!" And the Limo drives off! Sniz says: "Well, with Tigress gone, and Dora needing to leave, I guess that means we don't need to do a Temple Run after all, since an Elimination Ceremony isn't really necessary! Green Monkeys and Orange Iguanas, take the night off; you earned it! Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots, help us see Dora OFF!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce gazes at the Immunity Pendant of Life, and he says: "I did it. I actually beat Tigress, and I've avenged Sway-Sway! I finally feel like a TRUE Breadwinner!" / Po says: "I feel better now that Tigress is safe. I can really go to my full potential, now that I don't have to worry about her safety!" (End Confessional) The rest of the Red Jaguars and the Purple Parrots are sitting down to an Elimination Ceremony, but they already have a Chocolate Pendant of Life! Dora says: "Uh, isn't someone ELSE supposed to be joining me?" Sniz says: "Tigress left another way, because she was PRETTY sure she was pregnant! So, the Mine Cart of Shame will be a party of one, this time!" Dora sighs, as she puts on her helmet, and she straps herself in. Dora says: "At least I won't have to deal with TIGRESS' sarcasm!" Sniz says: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And Dora rockets down the mine-tracks, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz turns to Map, and he says: "Map, welcome aboard to the staff! I look forward to using you to help our contestants find their way to the Temple!" Map says: "It will be my pleasure!" Sniz says: "So, we didn't get to do a Temple Run after all, but we still got rid of two contestants! And now, with Tigress out of the game, it is LITERALLY anyone's game to win or lose! Find out who will rise to the occasion, on the next new episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "It will be another WILD adventure!" / Stinger: Dora exits out of the Portal, and winds up in a rather quaint town in California! Dora looks around, and she says: "Now TELL me I did NOT end up here; in Barstow, California?! That portal DUMPED me into the middle of scenic NOWHERE! Why couldn't I have been dumped in somewhere MORE fun, like Las Vegas, Nevada?! Well, at least I am close to Interstate 15 which is a straight shot TO there; so maybe I can catch a ride, there!" Dora sticks out her thumb, and who should HAPPEN to drive up, except HER mother and father?! Her mother yells: "DORA!!!! Were you PLANNING on hitch-hiking to somewhere you're NOT supposed to go, like Las Vegas, Nevada?!" Dora nervously says: "Backpack, if you have something USEFUL in you to get me OUT of this, now would be a good TIME for it!" Backpack says: "Hey! I'm ONLY a talking backpack, not some MIRACLE worker! You're on your OWN, Dora!" Dora groans, and she says: "I am SO going to get GROUNDED until I'm 18 for THIS!" / Episode Notes: Dora's cheating (with the help of Map) is uncovered, and she becomes the 4th contestant to be eliminated via ejection, while Map becomes a new employee of the Total Cartoon Staff. This marks the second time this season, in which a Temple Run isn't performed at all. Tigress is beaten by Buhdeuce, and she gives Buhdeuce her Immunity Pendant of Life, and quits. She's also the second contestant to NOT take the Mine Cart of Shame after being eliminated. Featured songs: The Escape Club's "Wild, Wild West", and Fleetwood Mac's "Second Hand News". Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. Remaining Contestants: Daggett Beaver, Purple Parrots. Treeflower Fields, Green Monkeys. Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Otto Rocket, Red Jaguars. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Gerald, Red Jagaurs. Pearl Krabs Barracuda, Red Jaguars. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Dog, Orange Iguanas. Kitty Katswell, Purple Parrots. Harvey Beaks, Orange Iguanas. Super Chum, Green Monkeys. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Taotie, Purple Parrots. Po, Purple Parrots. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Orange Iguanas. Zarbon, Orange Iguanas. Bulma Briefs, Purple Parrots. Chameleon, Orange Iguanas. Fee, Orange Iguanas. Jenny Wakeman, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Orange Iguanas. Yakety Yak, Purple Parrots. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: As always, figuring out a good, satisfying way to have Tigress eliminated was tricky. Even if she WAS content with not winning, she knew better than anyone, that NOBODY would be satisfied with her JUST quitting, so she HAD to provide someone incentive to beat her! To that end, I thought it would be only fitting for Buhdeuce, a contestant that Tigress so thoroughly brushed off before, to be the one to FINALLY beat Tigress, and PROVE himself as a Legend, and a Breadwinner! As for Dora, she was a tragic case of a "White Dwarf Starlet". Previously accustomed to getting everything she wanted, she could not STAND taking "No" for an answer, which proved to be her undoing! Unwilling, and/or unable to listen to anyone else and take responsibility for her own actions, she unintentionally forced her OWN self out of the game, and will surely have to reflect on what she did for a long, LONG time! I hope you enjoyed reading this episode, as much as I did writing it! Enough said, true believers!

this is gonna be stupendous event

(Credit to Kieran for the amazing poster) Teams Mania (credit to SOF for the name) will be our final ultimate teams event, lasting from July 11th to July 31st. The Krusty Krew, Chum Buddies and Solos will face off for their final time. Teams as a feature has run its course, so we're going to send it off with one last intense showdown. The timing is also poetic as it's been a decade since the concept was first introduced to the site. Here's a run-down of the games to expect. Jackbox: Every Monday night during the event, there will be a Jackbox game hosted on Discord! Weekly Surprises: Every Tuesday night during the event, there will be a unique surprise game! Kahoot: Every Wednesday night during the event, participate in a Kahoot trivia game! The first one will be based on the history of SBC teams. Jigsaw Puzzles: Every Thursday night during the event, solve the most jigsaw puzzles! Cards Against Humanity: Every Friday night during the event, play in a CAH game! SpongeBob Pictionary: Every Saturday night during the event, play in a Pictionary game! The themes will be SBC Teams, SpongeBob sports episodes and mixed in that order. Among Us: Every Saturday night after Pictionary, we'll (hopefully) prove this game isn't quite dead yet with more Amogus! Wiki Write-Offs: Every Sunday night during the event, see who can edit the most on our wiki! This will be the last time we do this game. Trophy Hunt: Search for trophies (the user doesn't count) in the largest scavenger hunt ever done on SBC! Bikini Bottom Top Chef: Compete in this delicious small group of side quests! Team Spirit iFish Contest: Show your team spirit by dressing up your iFish in another contest! Deep Fry Pole Vault: See how far you can fly and which team scores the most points in this minigame! It's okay if you can't participate in every game of course, your team will appreciate even a small contribution. This will be your last time working together with your fellow teammates, so have fun strategizing. Which team will get the golden W? Will Krabs lead the Krew to victory again, will Plankton pull a trick to help the Buddies, or will the Solos finally win in an unexpected turn? This could go any way, and I'm excited to see how it plays out. Whichever team wins in the end will receive these grand prizes: 10,000 doubloons, 500 experience points, Tyeamwork badge, Victory Trophy item for your iFish, access to your team mascot's account and eternal bragging rights.

Favorite Pokemon?

The Moment of truth is here! Read on, and find out what happens! / After the commercials end, the contestants begin gathering at the Steps of Knowledge. Treeflower asks: "Daggett, don't you think it's weird how the cameras have gone out of their way to NOT focus on me?" Daggett says: "Oh, for the love of SPOOT!!!! If I HAD a dollar for EVERY time you WANTED the camera to focus on you, I'd already HAVE $44.44 million! Why do you got to make EVERYTHING about YOU?! There's STILL 29 other contestants here TO, you know! And if you did anything BESIDES talking about how YOU want to get to the top, the cameras MIGHT focus on you, more!" Treeflower says: "It's NOT even an EGO thing, I just want the camera time to which I DESERVE!" Daggett says: "Maybe that's what you're already GETTING!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "Don't get me wrong; I can understand why Treeflower WANTS to get camera focus; she wasn't ON every single episode of The Angry Beavers like I was! But NORMALLY, you get screen-time by being a funny, LIKABLE character! Treeflower, does NOT fit the qualities of EITHER of those things! Someone BETTER force her to play her Immunity Pendant of Life SOON, before she gets REALLY annoying!" / Treeflower says: "Don't get me wrong; I fully understand that it's a lot HARDER this season to get screen-time! Not to mention, that with the former Silver Snakes constantly fighting amongst each other, and Tigress completely DOMINATING physical challenges, it's been HARD for me to get my proper recognition! Hopefully, if one of the other Red Jaguars manages to beat Tigress today, my chances of getting proper screen-time will increase exponentially!" (End Confessional) Kitty leans over to Bulma, and Kitty whispers: "If you have a GOOD plan for getting RID of Dora, now might be a GOOD time to USE it!" Bulma chuckles, and she says: "Don't worry, I've got it ALL 'Mapped' out!" And Dora actually LOOKS concerned! (Confessional) Dora says: "Why did Bulma say, 'All Mapped out', like THAT?! I better check MAP again, to find out what to do in this scenario!" And Dora reaches into Backpack, but only pulls out an ordinary, non-sentient map! Dora says: "This isn't MY map! I've been ROBBED!!!! And not even by Swiper! How could someone DO that to ME?!!!" / Bulma chuckles, and she says: "Doesn't feel so GOOD, does it? When YOU'RE on the receiving end on having something taken from you!" (End Confessional) Dora says: "Somebody STOLE something VERY important to me! And nobody is going ANYWHERE until I find out where it IS!!!!" Bulma casually says: "Why DORA, whatever could you be TALKING about?" Dora says: "Don't play DUMB with me, I KNOW you are smarter than that!" Bulma chuckles, and she says: "Yes, yes I am! But YOU'RE not, not without HELP, you're not!" Dora asks: "What are you talking about?" Bulma says: "I don't NEED to explain it, I could simply SHOW everyone...unless you're WILLING to make a deal!" Dora nervously says: "NO! There's...no need to show everyone! We can make a deal!" Bulma smiles, and she says: "I KNEW you'd see it MY way! Come with me, and we'll talk in PRIVATE!!!!" Dora follows Bulma to her trailer, and Bulma says: "The jig is UP, Dora! I KNOW that you have been USING your magical Map, in order to receive ILLEGAL, outside MAGICAL help in order to figure out the BEST way to eliminate and humiliate your fellow contestants, and WHY you were SO insistent on making THIS challenge be a Wild West challenge!" Dora asks: "WHAT?!!! How did YOU know I've been using Map to plot my way through challenges?" Bulma says: "BECAUSE both Map and YOU just TOLD me, FATHEAD!!!!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "My GOSH!!!! I always wanted to SAY and DO that!" / Dora nervously says: "There's no way! There's no way she could STILL be better than ME, RIGHT?!!!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "In any case, I know everything that Map knows about you! And...if Sniz WERE to find out that you've been receiving Map's ILLEGAL, magic outside help, the penalties for you would be VERY severe, to say the least!" Dora says: "You can't DO that! You can't breathe a WORD about this to ANYBODY, least of all, to Sniz!" Bulma says: "If you WANT me to keep quiet, you will do EXACTLY as I say!" Dora asks: "Well, what do you want?" Bulma says: "Here is how it will work; you will let me answer ALL the questions on the Steps Of Knowledge today, so that I will receive the Immunity Pendant of Life!" Dora asks: "Why would I agree to THAT?! You just WANT it so that you can safely vote ME off if our team loses!" Bulma says: "All I know, is that if you DON'T agree to it, I TELL Sniz and YOU lose WITHOUT any challenge needing to be done! But, if you COOPERATE with me, and agree to play FAIRLY, you at least HAVE a chance of staying safe!" Dora says: "Where is Map right now?" Bulma says: "He's safe and well, inside of my trailer. I won't be using Map the way YOU have though, and neither will anyone else! In exchange for keeping him safe from any legal repercussions, I agreed to let Map go legitimate, and work for Sniz. In other words, you CAN'T utilize Map's help anymore, even if YOU wanted to!" Dora thinks about it, and she says: "FINE! Answer the DUMB questions, and I'll play your way! Even without Map, I still have ACTUAL skills from my show!" Bulma says: "We'll see! My guess is, you've been relying on the help of Map and of 'Children' for so long, you've forgotten HOW to act for yourself!" Dora says: "I'll show YOU, when the time comes for the PHYSICAL challenge!" Bulma chuckles, and she says: "I look forward to it!" (Confessional) Bulma chuckles, and she says: "That was only phase ONE of Operation: Map! Wait until what Dora sees what I will unfold for phase TWO!!!!" / Dora says: "Bulma does NOT have me beat just yet! I've figured my way out of tighter spots than THIS!!!!" (End Confessional) Dora and Bulma return to the Steps of Knowledge, and Taotie asks: "What were YOU two, talking about?" Bulma casually says: "Oh, just some unimportant girl stuff. You wouldn't be at ALL interested!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "In my personal experience, 'Unimportant Girl Stuff' ALWAYS translates to women talking SMACK about you behind your back! It's SO unfair from MY point of view!" (End Confessional) Sniz arrives, and he says: "Okay, the time has come to decide who will be doing the Steps Of Knowledge for this time!" Bulma says: "Oh, I don't think I will have ANY problem doing it with DORA!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Ooh, CONFIDANT! Usually, you have to pay EXTRA for THAT!" Treeflower says: "And I'm partnering with Keswick! I refuse to be pushed to the SIDELINES, again!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "I HAD to volunteer for the Steps Of Knowledge! HELLO! If I don't get my allotted screen-time, I run the risk of NOT meeting the necessary quota, for being a viable winner!" / Keswick says: "It's both a blessing and a curse to be in an alliance with Treeflower. On the one hand, it will probably be super EASY to beat her in a popularity contest! But on the other hand, it's going to be SO hard to IGNORE her on the way to the final three! Thank goodness people invented meditation, it REALLY helps keep me sane!" (End Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "I'll partner up with Sandy, and we'll take on the Steps Of Knowledge together!" Sandy says: "Wow, Buhdeuce! You're REALLY fired up, today!" Buhdeuce says: "Naturally! I plan on proving myself, both to Sway-Sway, AND to Tigress!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "Wow! He DOES have the same spark of fire that I've had! Maybe he really CAN beat me!" / Buhdeuce says: "After countless times of having to deal with Oonski the Great, you learn how to deal with a tough boss like Tigress! It takes both brains, AND brawn! Of course, a little speed and stamina never hurt, either!" (End Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "And I will be partnering with Chameleon!" Chameleon excitedly asks: "Really?! You're partnering with me?!" Bubble Bass says: "Statistically speaking, you ARE the smartest contestant on the Orange Iguanas BESIDES me!" (Confessional) Chameleon says: "Wow! Bubble Bass thinks I'M smart! And he wants to partner with ME! The doors of friendship have REALLY been opening up for me, since I became a good guy!" / Bubble Bass says: "In addition to Chameleon's brain, he also has his handy transformation skills, which MIGHT prove useful in a challenge. Besides, he DID make it all the way to the Final Five on Total Cartoon Global Cruise! You've GOT to have skills in order to do that!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay! The decisions have been made, it's time for Olmec to tell us more about today's legend, of the Lasso of Wyatt Earp!" Olmec says: "On October 26, 1881, in the town of Tombstone in modern day Arizona, the legendary shoot-out at the O.K. Corral took place! The shoot-out, was a result of a feud between cowboys Billy Claiborne, brothers Ike and Billy Clanton, and brothers Tom and Frank McLaury on one side; and Town Marshal Virgil Earp, his younger brothers Morgan and Wyatt Earp, and temporary policeman Doc Holliday on the other side. Despite it's name, the shoot-out actually didn't take place at the O.K. Corral; but rather, on a narrow lot on Fremont Street. In any case, the reason why Tombstone was initially established as a town in March 1879, was due to the discovery of silver in the area. When it was founded, it only had a population of 100. But by 1881, it had a population of at least 7,000! Virgil and Wyatt Earp arrived in Tombstone on December 1, 1879. Virgil was initially hired as the Deputy U.S. Marshal for Pima County, and by June 1881, became Tombstone's Town Marshal, or Police Chief! According to the Earps' version of events, the fight was in self-defense, because the so-called 'Cowboys', were armed in violation of the local ordinance that was established on April 19, 1881, and defied the lawful order to hand over their weapons, and drew their pistols instead. A local Doctor, named George Goodfellow examined the bodies of the three vanquished 'Cowboys', and supported the Earps' testimony. Prior to the shoot-out, on October 28, 1880, when Wyatt Earp saw outlaw Curly Bill Brocius discharge his gun into than Tombstone Marshal Fred White, Wyatt Earp used his lasso to pistol whip the gun out of Curly's hands! During the actual shoot-out, it is not clear who shot first; but Wyatt Earp once again took his lasso to the fight. While the shoot-out only lasted about 30 seconds at 3 P.M., Wyatt Earp amazingly emerged from the shoot-out, as the only person unharmed! The legend says that to his dying day, on January 13, 1929, Wyatt Earp would carry his lasso with him wherever he went. But when he died, his lasso was nowhere to be found. Eventually, the lasso found it's way to the Temple! Your job is to retrieve the lasso of Wyatt Earp and bring it back here!" Sniz says: "Thanks, Olmec! Where can the Lasso of Wyatt Earp be found?" Olmec says: "The Lasso of Wyatt Earp can be found in the Snake's Pit!" Sniz says: "All right! You know the drill! Purple Parrots and Orange Iguanas, if one of you gets down the Steps Of Knowledge first, you will receive an Immunity Pendant of Life! The other team will have to try and find one during the physical challenge! Olmec, ask the questions!" Olmec asks: "When was the town of Tombstone, first established?" Bulma rings in first, and she says: "March, 1879!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And they move down a step! Sandy asks: "Buhdeuce, why didn't you ring in?" Buhdeuce says: "I wanted to give YOU a chance to answer first! Chivalry isn't DEAD, you know!" Sandy says: "That's nice! But if you KNOW the answer, try to ring in first!" Buhdeuce says: "Can do!" Olmec asks: "Why was the town of Tombstone, Arizona, established?" Buhdeuce rings in, and he says: "It was due to the discovery of silver in the area!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And they move down a step! Bulma says: "So, the duck actually HAS some brains, not that it will do him any good!" Olmec asks: "When did Virgil and Wyatt Earp first arrive in Tombstone?" Bulma rings in, and she says: "On December 1, 1879!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" Buhdeuce says: "Wow! Bulma IS determined if she's willing to move THAT fast!" Sandy says: "Which means YOU need to be JUST, if not MORE, determined than her!" Buhdeuce says: "Right!" Olmec asks: "On which date did Wyatt Earp first bring his lasso into a conflict?" Buhdeuce rings in, and he says: "October 28, 1880!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And they move down a step! Bulma says: "You're out of your LEAGUE if you think you can compete with MY brains! There is no WAY that YOU are smarter than me!" Buhdeuce says: "I'm NOT backing down, I'm going ALL the way!" Bulma says: "Than so BE it!" Olmec says: "What was the population of Tombstone, when it was first established?" Bulma rings in, and she says: "100!" Olmec says: "That is correct!" And the Purple Parrots step down to the bottom! Sniz says: "And the Purple Parrots did it! They have won an Immunity Pendant of Life!" Bulma says: "We already discussed this, and I will be taking the Immunity Pendant of Life!" General Barracuda asks: "Oh, really? Is this TRUE?" Dora, deciding to NOT take any chances, rolls her eyes, and says: "It's true." Sniz says: "Very well, than. The Immunity Pendant of Life goes to Bulma. Now, it's time for the challenge arena!" Tigress says: "Determination, AND brains! That's a very RARE combination! Perhaps, if you do well in the physical challenge, YOU will be the one to receive my Immunity Pendant of Life!" Buhdeuce says: "WOW! Thanks, Tigress!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "I think it would've been more impressive had I actually won the Steps of Knowledge. Still, it's not often that SOMEONE impresses Tigress, and that's really SAYING something!" / Tigress says: "It feels so GOOD to FINALLY find SOMEONE who's willing to carry on in MY spirit of competition! Perhaps this is how Master Shifu felt while training me and Po. At least, I certainly like to think so!" / Dora says: "Having to let Bulma have the Immunity Pendant of Life? Eh, tragic. But now, the kid gloves are OFF! She only SAID I had to play the game FAIRLY, which means I can TOTALLY and FAIRLY, not play to 100% of my capability, which will make the Purple Parrots LOSE, and FORCE Bulma to play her Pendant of Life, while I just pick off some OTHER loser like DAGGETT! In other words, Bulma might have managed to BUY herself one more episode, but it's ONLY one more episode!" / Bulma says: "What Dora doesn't realize, is that the Purple Parrots won't even NEED to have an Elimination Ceremony tonight, because the second phase of my plan is ABOUT to commence!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Anyways, the plan for the Challenge Arena is--." Bulma says: "HOLD IT!!!! I have an important announcement to make!" Otto asks: "Really, right NOW?!" Bulma says: "Believe it or not, it's ACTUALLY important, even by YOUR high standards! Dora the Explorer, is in fact a LYING cheater! She has been receiving ILLEGAL, outside MAGIC help, in the form of MAP!!!!" Dora yells: "That's a lie! I've been playing FAIR!!!! I didn't BRING Map! Bulma is LYING, like she ALWAYS does!" Bulma says: "You mean, like I USED to! Your biggest FLAW in facing against me, was thinking that I was INCAPABLE of learning from my mistakes! Well, I have been putting what I've learned to good use, namely getting RID of you! Yakety, bring forth the PROOF!" Yakety says: "On it!" Yakety goes to Bulma's trailer, and brings out Map! Bulma says: "Last CHANCE, Dora! Spill it, or Map WILL!" Dora nervously says: "No comprende an Ingles!" Bulma groans, and says: "Fine, I'll do it myself! Map has been using his magical abilities to plot courses, SPECIFICALLY to help Dora get THROUGH challenges, and figure out the best way to HUMILIATE and ELIMINATE contestants, such as WHEN she STOLE Squidward's clarinet, and FRAMED Blonda for DOING it!" Stimpy gasps, and he says: "Dora, how COULD you do something so, HORRIBLE?!" Dora kneels down, and yells in despair: "I was DOING this just so I could win the money to buy BOOTS back!!!!" Gerald says: "Girl, that is simply NO excuse! Even my kid SISTER knows BETTER!" Marlene says: "Dora, lying and cheating is NO way to get what you want! I lied during Total Cartoon Global Cruise, and I got myself eliminated HUMILIATED for all my trouble!" Fee says: "I'm by no means a saint, but I would NEVER take something that wasn't mine, and I would NEVER intentionally lie to Harvey!" Harvey says: "And likewise, I don't lie or steal either! I can't BELIEVE I used to HONESTLY like your first show!" Taotie says: "Even MY evil plans had MORE subtlety than YOURS did! I wasn't fooled for a MINUTE!" Tigress says: "And your PARENTS?! Did you EVER stop to THINK about how THEY would and WILL feel, once they find out about THIS?!" Wally says: "What REALLY hurts, is that you NEVER thought to make friends with another monkey, who's been HERE this whole time, if you REALLY wanted companionship! But after what you've done, I don't think Boots would WANT to come back to you even if you TRIED to pay for him!" Zarbon says: "You MIGHT have a pretty face. But for what it's worth, I'm not sure if I have seen anyone UGLIER than YOU are, now!" Jenny says: "Statistically speaking, you've not ONLY given a bad name to your show, but you've made Hispanic women look WORSE than they should!" Bubble Bass says: "I am going to make sure, my INFANT Rube NEVER grows up to be like YOU are!" The Adult Rube says: "Thank you, dad!" Dora looks at Bulma, and Dora says: "YOU promised--!" Bulma says: "I'm sorry! Did I EVER promise that I WOULDN'T reveal to EVERYONE that YOU cheated if you LET me answer every question? DID I?!!! I WARNED you about the consequences; did you think I was just blowing SMOKE in your FACE?! You BROUGHT this fate upon yourself, and now you have to LIVE with the awful things you did!" Sniz says: "It seems that the consensus is clear! Dora, you are EFFECTIVELY to be ejected and eliminated from this game IMMEDIATELY, with NO chance of EVER getting on this show again! Now, go wait at the Mine Cart of Shame, and don't even THINK about trying to escape! General Barracuda, happens to be an EXPERT tracker!" General Barracuda says: "Actually, TRACKER is an excellent tracker, but I'm a close second! It's just a shame we couldn't get any of the Paw Patrol to be HERE instead of Dora!" Sniz says: "Maybe if we can manage to SQUEEZE season five in, we might manage!" Dora groans, and she angrily says: "FINE!!!! The $44.44 million was probably DIRTY money anyways!" And she angrily walks off to the Mine Cart of Shame! (Confessional) Bulma chuckles, and she says: "Check, and MATE! In a weird way, I actually have to THANK Dora, for this opportunity! I feel like I FINALLY exorcised a dreadful demon out of my body! I DEFINITELY feel like one of the good guys, now!" / Stimpy says: "I honestly didn't think Dora was capable of such an...ATROCITY! Just goes to show that you can't judge someone by their looks!" / Gerald says: "There's this great new concept, called getting an ACTUAL job, Dora might want to TRY it, someday!" / Marlene says: "FINALLY! I have an excuse to use the Confessional! I mean, you would THINK if Dora WATCHED Total Cartoon Global Cruise, that she would know better than to try to LIE the way I did! I mean, Bulma was the one who UNCOVERED my lie! Did Dora REALLY think she would do any better AGAINST Bulma?" / Harvey sighs, and says: "It's sad when good girls go bad. I'm just glad Fee has a good head on her shoulders." / Fee says: "I actually have Harvey to think for keeping me so good. For lack of a better term, he's my 'Morality Pet'." / Taotie says: "If anything, Dora being revealed as a villain, is the ultimate PROOF to me, on why being a villain is such a bad idea. No matter HOW elaborate the plan, you will ALWAYS be found out on it!" / Tigress says: "While I've had a complicated relationship with my father, at LEAST I was HONEST enough to actually win my trophies, medals, and awards HONESTLY! Dora just made her OWN life so much harder for herself!" / Wally says: "While I'm willing to like a lot of different people, even if we DON'T agree on everything, Dora is NOT one of those people! I'm not a fan of LIARS!" / Zarbon says: "Bulma used me during Total Cartoon Global Cruise, and I feel really terrible for letting myself being used. I had hoped that no one else would try to pull what Bulma did, and I never thought that BULMA would be the one to uncover it! I guess she really HAS learned from her mistakes...not that I'm WILLING to help her in a challenge AGAIN, unless I absolutely HAD to!" / Jenny says: "As a robot, I can't cry. But I STILL feel sad that Dora CHOSE to do what she did!" / Bubble Bass says: "My son DESERVES to grow up in a world, where people DON'T lie and deceive others! He DESERVES better than that!" / Rube smiles, and he says: "It feels so GOOD to help bring some justice to these times!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay, with Dora out, that means the Purple Parrots are out, to. But we still need to determine which of the other teams will have someone eliminated as well." Tigress says: "Are we FORGETTING that SOMEONE has the opportunity to--." Buhdeuce rushes up to her, with a lasso in his hand, and Tigress quickly says: "Not in the FACE! Or the neck, ears, nose, waist, or ANYWHERE in the chest area!" And Buhdeuce gently loops the lasso around Tigress' shoulders! General Barracuda says: "Well, I guess that settles that." Sniz says: "That's right! Tigress DID say she would quit if someone on her team managed to best her! That means that Buhdeuce gets Tigress' Immunity Pendant of Life!" Tigress hands over the Immunity Pendant of Life to Buhdeuce, and she sighs in relief, and she says: "You did it, Buhdeuce. You FINALLY relieved me of a LIFETIME of always having to be the best! Now, that I've lost gracefully and honestly to you, I don't need to win, anymore. Thank you, Buhdeuce." Buhdeuce says: "You're welcome. And, I'm sorry we had to face each other as opponents. Maybe in another time, in another place, I could've called you 'Friend'." Tigress says: "Well, if you ever visit the Valley of Peace, you can feel free to do so." Buhdeuce says: "I'll be sure to keep that in mind." Tigress sighs, and she says: "Sniz, I'm ready to leave. But...could I take the Limo of Shame? I MIGHT be pregnant, and I don't want to risk harming my unborn child and/or children by going on the Mine Cart of Shame." Sniz says: "Of course you can! We would NEVER endanger the prodigy of Tigress!" And to prove his point, the Limo of Shame drives up, being driven by Gordon! Tigress says: "Well, THIS just got awkward! Will you PLEASE drive slowly and sanely?" Gordon sighs, and says: "Only because Sniz is PAYING me to do so!" Tigress says: "All right, than. I feel comfortable about this! Po, I'll see you at the finale!" Tigress gets in the Limo of Shame, and she says: "BYE!!!!" And the Limo drives off! Sniz says: "Well, with Tigress gone, and Dora needing to leave, I guess that means we don't need to do a Temple Run after all, since an Elimination Ceremony isn't really necessary! Green Monkeys and Orange Iguanas, take the night off; you earned it! Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots, help us see Dora OFF!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce gazes at the Immunity Pendant of Life, and he says: "I did it. I actually beat Tigress, and I've avenged Sway-Sway! I finally feel like a TRUE Breadwinner!" / Po says: "I feel better now that Tigress is safe. I can really go to my full potential, now that I don't have to worry about her safety!" (End Confessional) The rest of the Red Jaguars and the Purple Parrots are sitting down to an Elimination Ceremony, but they already have a Chocolate Pendant of Life! Dora says: "Uh, isn't someone ELSE supposed to be joining me?" Sniz says: "Tigress left another way, because she was PRETTY sure she was pregnant! So, the Mine Cart of Shame will be a party of one, this time!" Dora sighs, as she puts on her helmet, and she straps herself in. Dora says: "At least I won't have to deal with TIGRESS' sarcasm!" Sniz says: "Are you ready, Olmec?" Olmec says: "Ready, Sniz!" Sniz says: "Than 3, 2, 1, BLAST-OFF!!!!" And Dora rockets down the mine-tracks, and through the Mine Shaft of Losers! Sniz turns to Map, and he says: "Map, welcome aboard to the staff! I look forward to using you to help our contestants find their way to the Temple!" Map says: "It will be my pleasure!" Sniz says: "So, we didn't get to do a Temple Run after all, but we still got rid of two contestants! And now, with Tigress out of the game, it is LITERALLY anyone's game to win or lose! Find out who will rise to the occasion, on the next new episode of Total Cartoon Legends!" Olmec says: "It will be another WILD adventure!" / Stinger: Dora exits out of the Portal, and winds up in a rather quaint town in California! Dora looks around, and she says: "Now TELL me I did NOT end up here; in Barstow, California?! That portal DUMPED me into the middle of scenic NOWHERE! Why couldn't I have been dumped in somewhere MORE fun, like Las Vegas, Nevada?! Well, at least I am close to Interstate 15 which is a straight shot TO there; so maybe I can catch a ride, there!" Dora sticks out her thumb, and who should HAPPEN to drive up, except HER mother and father?! Her mother yells: "DORA!!!! Were you PLANNING on hitch-hiking to somewhere you're NOT supposed to go, like Las Vegas, Nevada?!" Dora nervously says: "Backpack, if you have something USEFUL in you to get me OUT of this, now would be a good TIME for it!" Backpack says: "Hey! I'm ONLY a talking backpack, not some MIRACLE worker! You're on your OWN, Dora!" Dora groans, and she says: "I am SO going to get GROUNDED until I'm 18 for THIS!" / Episode Notes: Dora's cheating (with the help of Map) is uncovered, and she becomes the 4th contestant to be eliminated via ejection, while Map becomes a new employee of the Total Cartoon Staff. This marks the second time this season, in which a Temple Run isn't performed at all. Tigress is beaten by Buhdeuce, and she gives Buhdeuce her Immunity Pendant of Life, and quits. She's also the second contestant to NOT take the Mine Cart of Shame after being eliminated. Featured songs: The Escape Club's "Wild, Wild West", and Fleetwood Mac's "Second Hand News". Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. Remaining Contestants: Daggett Beaver, Purple Parrots. Treeflower Fields, Green Monkeys. Spongebob Squarepants, Green Monkeys. Otto Rocket, Red Jaguars. Sandy Cheeks, Red Jaguars. Stimpy J. Cat, Green Monkeys. Gerald, Red Jagaurs. Pearl Krabs Barracuda, Red Jaguars. Marlene Otter, Green Monkeys. Larry The Lobster, Red Jaguars. Dog, Orange Iguanas. Kitty Katswell, Purple Parrots. Harvey Beaks, Orange Iguanas. Super Chum, Green Monkeys. Keswick, Green Monkeys. Buhdeuce, Red Jaguars. Taotie, Purple Parrots. Po, Purple Parrots. Wally, Green Monkeys. Dudley Puppy, Orange Iguanas. Zarbon, Orange Iguanas. Bulma Briefs, Purple Parrots. Chameleon, Orange Iguanas. Fee, Orange Iguanas. Jenny Wakeman, Red Jaguars. Bubble Bass, Orange Iguanas. Yakety Yak, Purple Parrots. (Future Adult) Rube Goldfish, Green Monkeys. / Personal Notes: As always, figuring out a good, satisfying way to have Tigress eliminated was tricky. Even if she WAS content with not winning, she knew better than anyone, that NOBODY would be satisfied with her JUST quitting, so she HAD to provide someone incentive to beat her! To that end, I thought it would be only fitting for Buhdeuce, a contestant that Tigress so thoroughly brushed off before, to be the one to FINALLY beat Tigress, and PROVE himself as a Legend, and a Breadwinner! As for Dora, she was a tragic case of a "White Dwarf Starlet". Previously accustomed to getting everything she wanted, she could not STAND taking "No" for an answer, which proved to be her undoing! Unwilling, and/or unable to listen to anyone else and take responsibility for her own actions, she unintentionally forced her OWN self out of the game, and will surely have to reflect on what she did for a long, LONG time! I hope you enjoyed reading this episode, as much as I did writing it! Enough said, true believers!

Week of June 26, 2022 to July 2, 2022 Total Cartoon Legends! - 256 ( @4EverGreen ) SBCinema - 107 ( @Jjs Goodman ) Jjs' Riffing Theater 3000: Family Guy Funny Moments - 39 ( @Jjs Goodman ) One-Time Star Wars Characters: Where Are They Now? - 26 ( @OWM ) Oh Yeah! Collections - 23 ( @Steel Sponge ) Tiki Land -21 ( @Steel Sponge ) SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation - 20 ( @Steel Sponge ) Power Rangers: Multiverse Force - 15 ( @Rebel the Wolfgirl ) Mabel's Fables - 11 ( @JCM ) Red Flag Savior: Rebirth of a Storm - 8 ( @Steel Sponge ) Doubloons will be handed out later this week

Alright, we are getting close to the finale. Here we go. Round 4: Match 1: ChefBob vs Plankton Paranoia Match 2: The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom vs Grandmum's The Word Match 3: Karen's Virus vs Appointment TV Match 4: The Check-Up vs Bottle Burglars You have until Tuesday July 5th at 1 PM EST to vote. Enjoy.

Since the Pride Month ended and the summer started burning us, we have been getting closer to the day when Primetime Emmy nominations will be announced. As you know, the eligibity of getting an Emmy nomination starts on June 1st and ends on May 31st, the following year. So, in my first topic I am going to counting down my top 10 (+Bonus) shows in 2021-2022 Emmy Season so far. Hence the earth shattering, explosive, new season of our diabolical cunt show The Boys started on June 3rd and the my best new shows like The Old Man, Dark Winds, Sherwood (British Drama) & Irma Vep (TV adaptation of the film same name) started also in June 2022, these shows won't be included until my next post about it next year. So, let's begin! Honorable Mention: Ozark (Season 4) 10. The White Lotus (Season 1) 9. Under the Banner of Heaven (Miniseries) 8. What We Do in the Shadows (Season 3) 7. Dopesick (Miniseries) 6. Maid (Miniseries) 5. Yellowjackets (Season 1) 4. Heartstopper (Season 1) 3. Severance (Season 1) 2. Better Call Saul (Season 6A) 1. Succession (Season 3)

Winners: Match 1: ChefBob Match 2: Plankton Paranoia Match 3: The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom Match 4: Grandmum's The Word Match 5: Karen's Virus Match 6: Appointment TV Match 7: The Check-Up Match 8: Bottle Burglars Round 4 coming soon

The Greatest Hit Songs of Otis Redding.

Will it be rock album of the year? I say yes.