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Yeah…I kinda struggled with this one as well since I didn’t really keep tabs on what I was listening to that year, and it just so happened to be the one year I had a smartphone that wasn’t from Apple, so nothing was saved to my iCloud, obvi. Because of all that, the timeline for this one is going to be roughly 2019-2021. It’s still stuff that I listened to back then but with a fuzzier chronology behind it lel. Also, this was around the time I first started to reckon with me being a trans woman, so there may be more queer artists on my mixtape contribution than usual lel. Finally, the Bang Dream song, which I did listen to at the time, just kicks ass, tbh. Enjoy, and get vaccinated, peeps!

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Some of my "quarantine cope songs" were some of the same songs that I submitted for the 15th mixtape ("The Bones," "Hypersonic Missiles," "Lovers in Japan"), so I already knew that I would have to go over my own music listening archives (i.e. my RYM ratings or Spotify adds from that year) for this: (Viva la Vida was pretty much my definitive lockdown album)

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Good morning, world, and all who inhabit it! [falls down stairs] ...okay, ow. Anyway, welcome back to the SBC Community Mixtape, where we bring together only the best musics our members have to offer. I've woken up this morning feeling oddly nostalgic for a fairly recent point in time for music, and that's led me to finally decide on our next theme. At the risk of jinxing things, I've decided that, this time, we'll be recapturing the mood of: QUARANTINE BLUES No matter who you are, I think we can all agree that this time 4 years ago was some degree of exceptionally miserable. For that exact reason, one of the earlier Community Mixtapes was all about music we used to keep our stress levels down. This is a similar idea, but more specific: I want to get an idea of what all of y'all were listening to in order to preserve your sanity during the suffering that was the lockdown spring/summer of 2020. Whether it was new songs from the time, or older ones that you found yourself revisiting more than usual, our idea here is to make a bit of a time capsule. Let's have at it! The rules: There's no set length limits per submission, but try not to go too overboard. Try to post your submissions using a Spotify playlist. If this is not possible for you, at least make sure that all of your submissions are available on Spotify. Joke/troll entries can and most likely will be excluded. No repeat entries (can't submit the same thing as somebody else). The deadline for submissions will be next Saturday, August 3rd. Until then, I need to file a lawsuit against Pfizer for not giving me the 5G receptors that anti-vaxxers promised me.

Another week, another...NICKEL!!!! On TV, I FINALLY saw the great movie "Driving Miss Daisy", as well as the Direct To Video "Chill Out Scooby-Doo" for the very first time. In movie theaters, I saw the fully animated "Garfield The Movie; Despicable Me 4; Inside Out 2" (even BETTER than the FIRST one, which is REALLY impressive); "Twisters" (also better than the first "Twister" movie); and "The Big Lebowski" (as part of my radio station fundraiser, long story). Enough said, true believers!

Could someone PLEASE answer me two things. First, WHY did it take the "Spongebob Squarepants" writers 25 years BEFORE they decided to give a plot reference to "Mary Poppins"; and second, how on EARTH could they POSSIBLY manage to mess up trying to tell THEIR version of such a story THAT badly?! I'm not sure if a Suckerfish has ever been seen on "Spongebob Squarepants" before, but this IS the first time such a character has played a significant part in an episode segment. As it turns out, when Spongebob Squarepants WISHES for a friend to help him clean up the Krusty Krab, he REALLY should've been more specific! Sammy Suckerfish has the personality and powers of Mary Poppins, the looks and (more believable) Cockney accent of Bert; but the personality quirks of the WORST aspects of Stimpy, Fanboy and Chum-Chum, and the Breadwinners put together! The way that Sammy Suckerfish (and later, Spongebob) teaches Spongebob how to clean the Krusty Krab is to...LITERALLY clean it with their tongues! Is it any WONDER Nickelodeon decided to WAIT to air this episode until AFTER this website already MADE their top 30 worst list this year?! But as it turns out, when Sammy starts cleaning, he can't STOP until EVERYTHING is clean! And even worse, he accidentally licks UP the Krusty Krab Secret Formula on his tongue, forcing Mr. Krabs and Plankton forming a temporary truce to help Spongebob STOP Sammy! However, Sammy ends up being too FAST for their combined efforts to catch him; and it's only WHEN Spongebob notices that SAMMY has some filth on him, that Sammy licks HIMSELF clean until only his HEAD is left! Thankfully, Sammy decides to put the Krabby Patty Secret Formula ONTO Spongebob before he completely licks himself away; but Plankton takes a PICTURE of Spongebob's face with the (jumbled but still readable) text of the Krabby Patty Secret formula! Thankfully, Sammy's miniature mops attack Plankton and destroy his camera AND his picture before Plankton has a chance to memorize the Secret Formula! Needless to say, Spongebob learned an important lesson about not letting random STRANGERS come to 'Help' at the Krusty Krab. Now, if the writers could just learn how NOT to write such terrible episodes...that would be GREAT! I'd give this episode a 4 out of 10 at BEST! Enough said, true believers!

It's really amazing the LENGTHS Plankton will go to in order to get the Secret Formula. First, Plankton disguises himself as an abandoned child on the doorsteps of Spongebob's parents house, and is willing to do all SORTS of bonding activities with Spongebob, just so Spongebob will fill up his brotherhood meter of telling secrets with Plankton all the way to the top. At the very least, while it starts off with Plankton (naturally) not enjoying all the things Spongebob does, mostly because while Spongebob isn't exactly strong, Spongebob is STILL taller and stronger than Plankton is; and most of the stuff that Spongebob does unintentionally hurts Plankton. But after Spongebob SAVES Plankton from being stepped on by a clown (it makes sense in context), Plankton DOES genuinely start bonding with Spongebob for real! Once the brotherhood meter is filled all the way to the top, Plankton reveals that he has a MASSIVE Inferiority-Superiority complex, and he's so AFRAID of getting hurt either emotionally or physically; he often pushes people away so that he WON'T be hurt! Spongebob's biggest secret is...his tie is a CLIP-ON!!!! As it turns out, no amount of bonding will EVER get Plankton the Secret Formula from Spongebob's locked-up tight brain! Of course, the revelation makes Plankton LITERALLY axe-crazy as he decides to whip out a CHAINSAW in order to get the Krabby Patty Secret Formula THAT way! Thankfully, Spongebob's parents manage to come out at just that time, and reveals that EVERYONE has standards; and instead of punishing Plankton themselves, decide to dump him at the house of Patrick Star's parents Bunny and Cecil (who have now been aged to look closer to the age of Spongebob's parents), and they present Patrick with the little brother HE has always wanted; and Patrick plays with Plankton with FAR more pain that Spongebob's parents could've ever given Plankton! I guess I'd give this episode a 9.4 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

You know a gag is BAD when "Saturday Night Live" LITERALLY shows someone LITERALLY throwing out the script!

i'll take that as a no *re-tries peenus toss*

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