Steel Sponge

Some of my "quarantine cope songs" were some of the same songs that I submitted for the 15th mixtape ("The Bones," "Hypersonic Missiles," "Lovers in Japan"), so I already knew that I would have to go over my own music listening archives (i.e. my RYM ratings or Spotify adds from that year) for this: (Viva la Vida was pretty much my definitive lockdown album)

Wake up, @70s, Bikini Top is canon now.

It's the first day of July, which means it's that time of year of again. There is only one correct answer though.

Imagine, if you will, what would happen if a member by the name of Steel Sponge was a superintendent and was expecting an ‘unforgettable luncheon’ with SBC siterunner Jjs. The story is certainly one that is familiar, but perhaps you haven’t heard it like this. What if…? Episode 4: What if… Jjs purchased fast food and disguised it as his own cooking? Superintendent Steel Sponge was in for a real unforgettable luncheon once as Jjs invited him to his Steamed Hams server (despite Jjs’ rather confusing directions). However, things already took a turn for the worst when Jjs’ holographic meatloaf had already caught fire in the oven chatroom. Let’s face it, lunch is ruined. However, upon looking at the Burger King server, an idea occurred to him… “But what if…I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, delightfully devilish, Jjs!” Before Jjs could open up the window to the Burger King server, Steel the superintendent was already being observant and demanded an explanation… “Why is there smoke coming out of this channel, Jjs?” Steel asked. “It’s for the steamed hams we’re having. It’s in the name of the server after all,” Jjs responded. “Yeah you’re right, I’m an idiot. Well, I’ll be waiting for your steamed hams, just like you’ll waiting for one of my spin-offs to be updated.” Steel finished before returning to #table. Jjs, of course, had to hide the evidence of the burning meatloaf and so he sent it and eye witness JCM (in a cameo), into the Fly of Despair before making a beeline to the Burger King server, coming back with a fresh batch of borgers. “Say, where did the name ‘steamed hams’ come from anyway?” Steel asked. “I don’t know,” Jjs said bluntly. “I suppose it’s a regional term from Eurobricks.” “I’ve never heard of it. I would’ve assumed you got it from Dead Homer Society.” One minute into the luncheon, Steel the superintendent would discover something was off… “You know, these look and taste very similar to the ones at Burger King.” Steel informed. “Well it sure as hell isn’t one of those burgers from Applebee’s.” Jjs remarked. “You’ve made a point there,” Steel replied. “These are patented Jjs Steamed Hams but Burger King stole the recipe from me.” “...Really?” “You know…I think we should be calling it a day. It is getting late.” “I guess I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?” Steel suddenly cried out once he saw the Fly of Despair in the oven channel, let alone that the room was more engulfed in “steam.” “Oh you know, I’ve opened up a portal that transcends from here to the eighth dimension. You know, normal technological server stuff.” Jjs explained. “A portal to an alternate dimension? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this reality? Localized entirely within this Steamed Hams Discord server!?” Steel questioned. “Yes!” “Can I see it?” “Why not?” Both Steel and Jjs looked down at the Fly of Despair and could hear JCM crying out for help, saying “Jjs, the server is on fire!” “No JCM, it’s just the hyperspace time lapse kicking in,” Jjs reassured. “Jjs, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, that luncheon was a wholesome Reddit moment.” Steel finished. JCM was not heard from again, but may have found an end to the fly somewhere on his quest to recollect the time gears, accompanied by the carbonated holographic meatloaf. However, the luncheon between Jjs and Superintendent Steel remained an unforgettable one. I’m Jesse Ventura and this is Conspiracy Theory.

Garfield is a cat who says funny things.

Purple is my favorite DRINK!

It's the Memorial Day weekend, which means it's time for another new SBC Block Party theme. Jokes aside about honoring those who fall asleep in long lines during this occasion, I have thought of a fitting choice for the theme for the edge of summer: PARTY HARD Now of course, what would a Block Party be without the party? During this time, prom season would be in the air, but even though we're all adults here, we're still the life of the party. Whether it's about getting high or wasted, tearing up the hotel room, making good ol' Andrew W.K. proud, or y'know, just having fun, you can do as you please with this theme. The rules as usual: -This is an "anything goes" type of theme, but the one question for this theme to keep in mind is "What would you play at a party?" -Per usual, you must pick three artists and three songs for each of them. -No joke or troll entries. The deadline for submitting a playlist is June 2nd, so if you want people to think you're interesting at parties (minus the "100 Bad Days" thing), I'd advise having your playlist on the ready. Submissions:

I like Truth or Square. Bottom text.

Dessert.

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