Literally why. This cartoon should've been left in the 90s. There's no way this show would work today, especially considering that it's in the hands of Comedy Central, who I'm sure would exploit it the same way John K. exploited the higher rating that the APC got and make an actively nauseating experience.
Half-Life 2
God, what a good game. The physics engine may be somewhat, er, dated, but I'll be damned if this isn't one of my favorite games of all time at this rate.