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[Old Man Jenkins]

Haha. I lol'd at CD-CB. Great first installment! Can't wait to see the other episodes unfold in time.

[Cha]

Awesome Star Wars 1 Clappy! I can't wait to hear the rest of the 5 other movies SBC style.

[Clappy]

12. Snow Smiles and the Seven Good Noodles

Snow Smiles is a princess living with her stepmother, a vain and wicked Queen Jelly who is assumed to have taken over the kingdom after the death of Snow Smiles's father. Fearing Snow Smiles's beauty surpassing her own, the Queen Jelly forced her to work as a maid and asked her Magic Paul McCartney Mirror daily "who is the fairest one of all". For many years the mirror always answered that Queen Jelly was, pleasing her.

At the film's opening, the Magic Paul McCartney Mirror informs the Queen Jelly that Snow Smiles is now the fairest in the land. The jealous Queen Jelly orders a reluctant huntsman (JCM in a cameo) to take Snow Smiles into the woods and kill her. She further demands that the huntsman return with Snow Smiles's heart in a jeweled box as proof of the deed. The huntsman encounters Snow Smiles but decides not to harm her. He tearfully begs for her forgiveness, revealing the Queen Jelly wants her dead, and urges her to flee into the woods and never come back, bringing back a pig's heart instead.

Lost and frightened, the princess is befriended by woodland creatures who lead her to a cottage deep in the woods. Finding seven small chairs in the cottage's dining room, Snow Smiles assumes the cottage is the untidy home of seven orphaned children. It soon becomes apparent that the cottage belongs instead to seven Good Noodles: Steel (who is a smart fellow, like a doctor), Dragiiin (WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS LIKE HE IS GRUMPY), CDCB (who is a pretty happy fellow), Fa (who rarely appears on SBC these days, must be sleepy), CF (who is shy), Elastic (whose movie taste is sick...in a good way), and SOF (a pretty dopey fellow), all whom work in a nearby mine. Returning home, they are alarmed to find their cottage clean and surmise that an intruder has invaded their home. The Good Noodles find Snow Smiles upstairs, asleep across three of their beds. Snow Smiles awakes to find the Good Noodles at her bedside and introduces herself, and all of the Good Noodles eventually welcome her into their home after they learn she can cook and clean beautifully. Snow Smiles begins a new life cooking, cleaning, and keeping house for the Good Noodles while they mine for doubloons and at night post, play games, watch trippy films, and chat on the XAT.

Meanwhile, Queen Jelly discovers that Snow Smiles is still alive when the mirror again answers that Snow Smiles is the fairest in the land. Using magic to disguise herself as an old hag, Queen Jelly concocts a potion named "Sleeping Death" and dips an ordinary apple into the brew. Evil Queen Jelly explains that Snow Smiles would collapse into a magical sleep if she were to take even a single bite of the apple. The sleep can only be cured by the power of "love's first kiss". Queen Jelly reasons that this is no danger to her plans, as the Good Noodles would not be able to awaken Snow Smiles, and would think she was dead, thus resulting in Snow Smiles being "buried alive". Queen Jelly goes to the cottage while the Good Noodles are away and tricks Snow Smiles into biting into the poisoned apple. As Snow Smiles falls asleep the Queen Jelly exclaims "Now I'll be fairest in the land!" The vengeful Good Noodles, alerted by the woodland animals who recognize her, chase the Queen Jelly up a cliff and trap her. She tries to roll a boulder over them but lightning strikes the cliff she is standing on, causing it to collapse. The Queen Jelly falls to her death, and her body is crushed by the boulder.

The Good Noodles return to their cottage and find Snow Smiles seemingly dead, being kept in a death-like slumber by the potion. Unwilling to bury her out of sight in the ground, they instead place her in a glass coffin trimmed with gold in a clearing in the forest. Together with the woodland creatures, they keep watch over her in an "eternal vigil". After some time, Prince Sebastian, who had previously met and fallen in love with Snow Smiles, learns of her eternal sleep and visits her coffin. Captivated by her beauty, he kisses her, which breaks the spell and awakens her. The Good Noodles and animals all rejoice as Prince Sebastian takes Snow Smiles to his castle, which glows in the presence of Snow Smiles. And they all live happily ever after like almost all Disney movies! :D

[Old Man Jenkins]

Love to see Steel say my favorite Doc quote from the movie, "What are you and who are you doing?!" what makes it funnier was that she was in the bed.

[Cha]

Awesome job Clappy! I can't wait for more Disney stories!

[Clappy]

As a special request on the XAT this morning...

13. The Journal

Movie: The Notebook

In a modern-day nursing home, an elderly man named Ssj begins to read a love story from his journal to a female fellow patient.

The story begins in 1940. At a carnival in Seabrook Island, South Carolina (just to stay faithful to the original source material), local country boy Jjs sees seventeen-year-old heiress NegiSpongie for the first time and is immediately smitten. She continuously refuses his persistent advances until their well-meaning friends lure them together; they then get to know each other on a midnight walk through empty Seabrook.

Jjs and NegiSpongie spend an amazing summer together. One night, a week before NegiSpongie is to leave town, she and Jjs go up to an abandoned house called The SBC Plantation. Jjs tells her that he hopes to buy the house, and NegiSpongie makes him promise that the house will be white, with blue shutters, a walk-around porch, and a room that overlooks the creek so she can paint. They intend to make love for the first time, but are interrupted by Jjs's friend CDCB with the news that NegiSpongie's parents have the police out looking for her. When NegiSpongie returns home, her disapproving parents ban her from seeing Jjs again. NegiSpongie fights with Jjs outside and the two decide to break up. NegiSpongie immediately regrets the decision but Jjs drives away. The next morning, NegiSpongie's mother reveals that they are going home that morning. NegiSpongie frantically tries to find Jjs, but is forced to leave without saying good-bye. The Spongies then send NegiSpongie to New York, where she begins attending Ex Kizuna College (just because Ex said he wanted to be in this). Jjs, devastated by his separation from NegiSpongie, writes her one letter a day for a year, only to get no reply as NegiSpongie's mother keeps the letters from her. Jjs and NegiSpongie have no choice but to move on with their lives. NegiSpongie continues to attend school, while Jjs and CDCB enlist to fight in World War II. CDCB is killed in battle.

NegiSpongie becomes a nurse for wounded soldiers. There, she meets the wealthy Sponge Odd Fan, a well-connected young lawyer who is handsome, sophisticated, well educated, charming and comes from Canadian money. The two eventually become engaged, to the joy of NegiSpongie's parents, although NegiSpongie sees Jjs's face when SOF asks her to marry him.

When Jjs returns home, he discovers his father has sold their home so that Jjs can go ahead and buy The SBC Plantation. While visiting Charleston to file some paper work, Jjs witnesses NegiSpongie and SOF kissing at a restaurant, causing Jjs to go a little crazy, convincing himself that if he fixes up the house, NegiSpongie will come back to him.

While trying on her wedding dress in the 1940s, NegiSpongie is startled to read about Jjs completing the house in the style section of a Raleigh newspaper and faints. She visits Jjs in Seabrook and he invites her to dinner, during which NegiSpongie tells Jjs about her engagement. Jjs questions whether NegiSpongie's future Canadian husband is a good man and she reassures Jjs that he is. Later in the evening, Jjs invites NegiSpongie to come back tomorrow.

The next morning, NegiSpongie and Jjs go rowing on a nearby lake and begin to reminisce about their summer together. As a rain storm starts Jjs rows to shore, where NegiSpongie demands to know why Jjs never wrote to her. After the revelation that Jjs had indeed written to NegiSpongie, they share a passionate kiss that looked a little like this:

Then they made coitus just because every romantic moment usually follows with it.

The next day, NegiSpongie's mother appears on Jjs’s doorstep, telling NegiSpongie that SOF has followed her to Seabrook after NegiSpongie's father told him about Jjs. Her mother takes NegiSpongie out for a drive to show her that there had been a time in her life when she could relate to NegiSpongie's present situation. On returning to Jjs's, she hands her daughter the bundle of 365 letters that Jjs had written to her. When alone, Jjs asks NegiSpongie what she is going to do; NegiSpongie is confused and confesses that she doesn’t know. Jjs asks her to just stay with him, admitting it is going to be really hard, but he is willing to go through anything because he wants to be with her. Confused as ever, NegiSpongie drives off.

NegiSpongie drives to the hotel and confesses to SOF, who cruses this but admits that he still loves her. He tells her that he does not want to convince his fiancée that she should be with him, but NegiSpongie tells him he does not have to, because she already knows she should be with him.

The story goes back to the elderly couple, and Ssj asks NegiSpongie who she chose. She soon realizes the answer herself; young NegiSpongie appears at Jjs's doorstep, having left SOF at the hotel and chosen Jjs. They embrace in reunion.

It is made clear that NegiSpongie suffering from dementia, which has stolen her memories. NegiSpongie does not recognize their grown children and grandchildren, who beg Jjs to come home with them. He insists on staying with NegiSpongie.

Elderly NegiSpongie suddenly remembers her past before she and Jjs/Ssj joyfully spend a brief intimate moment together; after originally finding out about her illness, she had herself written their story in the journal with the instructions for Jjs to "Read this to me, and I'll come back to you." But soon NegiSpongie relapses, losing her memories of Jjs yet again. She panics, and has to be sedated by the attending physician. This proves to be too difficult for Jjs to watch and he breaks down. The next morning, Jjs is found unconscious in bed and he is rushed to the hospital; he later returns to the nursing home's intensive care ward. He goes to NegiSpongie's room later that night, and NegiSpongie remembers again. The next morning, a nurse (JCM in a cameo) finds them in bed together, having both died peacefully holding each other's hands. The last scene shows a flock of birds flying away because it is suppose to make you readers cry.

[Wumbo]

Great installment!

[TJ]

Lol, great episode! Nejjs.

[Clappy]

After so much work into this one, I am pleased to announce that one of my favorite movies is the next installment and includes a majority of other Rocky Horror fans as well (including SG who I remember admitting was a RH fan before she vanished )

14. The Old Man Jenkins Picture Show

Movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show

The story, narrated by a criminologist (JCM in an extended cameo), tells the tale of newly engaged couple, Clappy and Jelly, who find themselves lost and with a flat tire on a cold and rainy late February evening. Seeking a phone with which to call for help, Clappy and Jelly discover a group of strange and outlandish people who are holding an Annual Transylvanian Convention. They watch as the Transylvanians, servants, and a tap dancing groupie dance to an amazing song, "Time Warp". Now what is the Time Warp you might be asking? Well listen closely….

They are soon swept into the world of Dr. Trav-N-Furter (70s), a self-proclaimed "sweet transvestite" from Transsexual, Transylvania. The ensemble of convention attendees also include servants ExKizuna, his sister/lover Science Girl, and a groupie named Mothra.

70s claims to have discovered the "secret to life itself”. That secret is named Chord Overstreet. However, since he can’t locate Chord, he found the second best thing that he spotted on the internet. His creation, Old Man Jenkins, is brought to life. The ensuing celebration is soon interrupted by Dragiiin, an ex-delivery boy, partial brain donor to OMJ, and Mothra's lover, who rides out of a deep freeze on a motorcycle. In a jealous rage, 70s corners him and kills him with an arrow to the knee, then finishing him off after the clichéd meme. He then departs with OMJ to a bridal suite off of the laboratory.

Clappy and Jelly are shown to separate bedrooms where each is visited and seduced by 70s, who poses as Clappy and then Jelly. Jelly, upset and emotional, wanders off to look for Clappy, who she discovers, via a television monitor, is with 70s. She then discovers OMJ, cowering in his birth tank, hiding from ExKizuna, who has been tormenting him. While tending to OMJ's wounds, Science Girl and Mothra watch from their bedroom monitor, as OMJ and Jelly become intimate.

After discovering that his creation is missing, 70s, Clappy, and ExKizuna return to the lab, where 70s learns that an intruder has entered the building. Dr. Terminoob, Clappy and Jelly's old high school science teacher, has come looking for his nephew, Dragiiin, but 70s suspects that Dr. Terminoob investigates UFOs for the government. Upon learning of Clappy and Jelly's connection to Terminoob, 70s suspects them of working for him. 70s, Dr. Terminoob, Clappy, and ExKizuna then discover Jelly and OMJ together under the sheets in OMJ's birth tank…

This is upsetting to 70s and Clappy.

OMJ and the guests are served dinner, which they soon realize has been prepared from Dragiiin's mutilated body. Jelly runs screaming into OMJ's arms and is slapped and chased through the halls of the castle by a jealous 70s. Jelly, Clappy, Dr. Terminoob, OMJ, and Mothra all meet in 70s's lab, where 70s captures them with the Medusa Transducer-inator, transforming them into statues. They are then forced to perform a live cabaret floor show and have an orgy in the pool, with 70s as the leader.

The performance is interrupted by ExKizuna and Science Girl, who stage a coup and announce their plan to return to the planet of Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. In the process, they kill Mothra, OMJ, and 70s. They then release Clappy, Jelly, and Dr. Terminoob, and then depart by lifting off in the Castle itself as it launches itself into the deep space.

JCM then finishes the film by concluding that the human race is equivalent to insects crawling on the planet's surface. How nice of him to say such pleasant things like this.

This episode also has a soundtrack with songs featured in the movie:

1. "Science Fiction/Double Feature" - ExKizuna

2. "Dammit Jelly" - Clappy and Jelly

3. "Over at 70s Place" - Clappy, Jelly & ExKizuna

4. "Time Warp" - ExKizuna, Science Girl & Mothra

5. "Sweet Transvestite" - 70s

6. "I Can Make You a Man" - 70s

7. "Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul" - Dragiiin

8. "I Can Make You a Man (Reprise)" - 70s

9. "Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me" - Jelly, Mothra, Science Girl, 70s, Clappy, ExKizuna & OMJ

10. "Dragiiin" - Dr. Terminoob, Jelly, 70s

11. "Floor Show":

a. "Rose Tint My World"

b. "Fanfare/Don't Dream It, Be It"

c. "Wild and Untamed Thing" - OMJ, Mothra, 70s, Jelly, Clappy

12. "I'm Going Home" - 70s

13. "Super Heroes" - Clappy, Jelly, Dr. Terminoob

14. "Science Fiction/Double Feature (Reprise)" - ExKizuna

[Old Man Jenkins]

I need to watch this movie sometime. Hopefully Netflix is still streaming it.

I can totally imagine JCM saying that btw.

[Jellatine]

Omg, Claps that was hilarious xD and so fucked lol, I love it. And gahh I need to get updated with these! I promise I will eventually ;P

[Sauce Mama]

12. Snow Smiles and the Seven Good Noodles

Snow Smiles is a princess living with her stepmother, a vain and wicked Queen Jelly who is assumed to have taken over the kingdom after the death of Snow Smiles's father. Fearing Snow Smiles's beauty surpassing her own, the Queen Jelly forced her to work as a maid and asked her Magic Paul McCartney Mirror daily "who is the fairest one of all". For many years the mirror always answered that Queen Jelly was, pleasing her.

At the film's opening, the Magic Paul McCartney Mirror informs the Queen Jelly that Snow Smiles is now the fairest in the land. The jealous Queen Jelly orders a reluctant huntsman (JCM in a cameo) to take Snow Smiles into the woods and kill her. She further demands that the huntsman return with Snow Smiles's heart in a jeweled box as proof of the deed. The huntsman encounters Snow Smiles but decides not to harm her. He tearfully begs for her forgiveness, revealing the Queen Jelly wants her dead, and urges her to flee into the woods and never come back, bringing back a pig's heart instead.

Lost and frightened, the princess is befriended by woodland creatures who lead her to a cottage deep in the woods. Finding seven small chairs in the cottage's dining room, Snow Smiles assumes the cottage is the untidy home of seven orphaned children. It soon becomes apparent that the cottage belongs instead to seven Good Noodles: Steel (who is a smart fellow, like a doctor), Dragiiin (WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS LIKE HE IS GRUMPY), CDCB (who is a pretty happy fellow), Fa (who rarely appears on SBC these days, must be sleepy), CF (who is shy), Elastic (whose movie taste is sick...in a good way), and SOF (a pretty dopey fellow), all whom work in a nearby mine. Returning home, they are alarmed to find their cottage clean and surmise that an intruder has invaded their home. The Good Noodles find Snow Smiles upstairs, asleep across three of their beds. Snow Smiles awakes to find the Good Noodles at her bedside and introduces herself, and all of the Good Noodles eventually welcome her into their home after they learn she can cook and clean beautifully. Snow Smiles begins a new life cooking, cleaning, and keeping house for the Good Noodles while they mine for doubloons and at night post, play games, watch trippy films, and chat on the XAT.

Meanwhile, Queen Jelly discovers that Snow Smiles is still alive when the mirror again answers that Snow Smiles is the fairest in the land. Using magic to disguise herself as an old hag, Queen Jelly concocts a potion named "Sleeping Death" and dips an ordinary apple into the brew. Evil Queen Jelly explains that Snow Smiles would collapse into a magical sleep if she were to take even a single bite of the apple. The sleep can only be cured by the power of "love's first kiss". Queen Jelly reasons that this is no danger to her plans, as the Good Noodles would not be able to awaken Snow Smiles, and would think she was dead, thus resulting in Snow Smiles being "buried alive". Queen Jelly goes to the cottage while the Good Noodles are away and tricks Snow Smiles into biting into the poisoned apple. As Snow Smiles falls asleep the Queen Jelly exclaims "Now I'll be fairest in the land!" The vengeful Good Noodles, alerted by the woodland animals who recognize her, chase the Queen Jelly up a cliff and trap her. She tries to roll a boulder over them but lightning strikes the cliff she is standing on, causing it to collapse. The Queen Jelly falls to her death, and her body is crushed by the boulder.

The Good Noodles return to their cottage and find Snow Smiles seemingly dead, being kept in a death-like slumber by the potion. Unwilling to bury her out of sight in the ground, they instead place her in a glass coffin trimmed with gold in a clearing in the forest. Together with the woodland creatures, they keep watch over her in an "eternal vigil". After some time, Prince Sebastian, who had previously met and fallen in love with Snow Smiles, learns of her eternal sleep and visits her coffin. Captivated by her beauty, he kisses her, which breaks the spell and awakens her. The Good Noodles and animals all rejoice as Prince Sebastian takes Snow Smiles to his castle, which glows in the presence of Snow Smiles. And they all live happily ever after like almost all Disney movies! :D

And all this time, I never knew of all these hilarious stories. I will definitely keep reading. Great job, Claps!

[TJ]

And all this time, I never knew of all these hilarious stories. I will definitely keep reading. Great job, Claps!

Yea, that was the same thing with me, because I don't read Lits much .

[Clappy]

It's been over a month since the last installment. My apologies to my readers. Here is a special one.

15. Person

Movie: Shrek

Person, a bothersome, self-contradicting, selfish noob that has always enjoyed living in peaceful solitude in his own world where he looks to much into things. All of a sudden, he finds his life disrupted when numerous child show animation beings, including Bear in the Big Blue House, PB&J Otter, and a rapping, helpless romantic, seven year old named Metal Sonic (who was not a cartoon), are forced into the swamp by order of the obsessive, perfectionistic, animation nostalgic Lord CDCB.

Person leaves the swamp to ask CDCB for the return of his privacy, with Metal Sonic happily tagging along. Meanwhile, CDCB tortures Rolie Polie Olie into revealing the whereabouts of the remaining animated creatures until his guards rush in with an object CDCB has been searching for: Genie from Aladdin. Animated Robin Williams tells him that CDCB can only become a real king by marrying a princess (completely disregarding his original question regarding if his kingdom was the fairest of them all). The washed up comedian gives him four princesses to choose from (in a parody of The Dating Game): Celestia (MLP), Bubblegum (Adventure Time), JCM (in a cameo), and Princess Rock Goddess. CDCB chooses Rock Goddess since she was the only human and plus all the other animated shows are too new to be classified as nostalgia. He silences the Genie before he can mention "the little thing that happens at night".

Person and Metal Sonic arrive at CDCB's palace in Dulac, where they find themselves in the midst of a tournament. The winner will have the "privilege" of attempting to rescue Rock Goddess from a castle surrounded by lava and protected by a fire-breathing dragiiin so that CDCB may marry her. Person (with some help from Metal Sonic) easily beats the other knights in a fashion that resembles a wrestling match and CDCB agrees to remove the fairytale creatures from the swamp if Person rescues Rock Goddess.

Person and Metal Sonic travel to the castle and split up to find Rock Goddess. Metal Sonic encounters the dragiiin and sweet-talks the beast to save himself before discovering that the dragiiin is male. Dragiiin takes a liking to Metal Sonic and carries him to his chambers. When Person finds Rock Goddess, she is appalled at his lack of romanticism. As they are leaving, Person manages to save Metal Sonic, caught in Dragiiin's tender clutches, and causing him to become irate, chasing Person, Rock Goddess, and Metal Sonic out of the castle. At first, Rock Goddess is thrilled to be rescued but quickly becomes disappointed when Person takes his helmet off and she realises that he is a nusance. The three make their return journey to CDCB's palace, with Person and Rock Goddess finding they have more in common with each other along the way, and falling in love. However, at night, Rock Goddess refuses to camp with them, taking shelter in a nearby cave until morning. Person and Metal Sonic stay awake and watch the stars while Person informs Metal Sonic that he plans to build a 10 foot wall around his somewhere random (his chat) when he returns. When Metal Sonic persistently asks Person why he is doing this, Person sadly confesses to him that everyone judges him before they know him; therefore, he feels he is better off alone, despite Metal Sonic's admittance that he did not immediately judge him when they first met.

The next night, Rock Goddess takes shelter in a nearby windmill. When Metal Sonic hears strange noises coming from the windmill, he finds Rock Goddess has turned into a Nightmare Fan. Rock Goddess explains she was cursed as a child and turns into a male user named Nightmare Fan every night, which is why he/she was locked away in the castle, and that only a kiss from her true love will return her to her "love's true form". Person, about to confess his feelings for Rock Goddess, overhears part of their conversation, and is heartbroken as he misinterprets her disgust at her transformation into an "ugly beast" as being disgusted with him. Rock Goddess makes Metal Sonic promise not to tell Person about the spell, vowing to do it herself, but when the next morning comes, Person has brought Lord CDCB to Rock Goddess. The two return to the castle, while a hurt Person returns to the now-vacated chat, not long after breaking off his friendship with Metal Sonic, out of anger.

Person finds that, despite his privacy, he is miserable and misses Rock Goddess. Metal Sonic comes to the chat, angry at Person and Person reveals that he overheard their conversation. Metal Sonic keeps his promise to Rock Goddess and tells Person that she was talking about someone else. He then tells him that Rock Goddess will be getting married shortly, urging Person into action to gain Rock Goddess's true love. They are able to travel to Duloc quickly, thanks to Dragiiin, who had escaped his confines and followed Metal Sonic. They interrupt the wedding before CDCB can kiss Rock Goddess, but not before the sun sets, which causes Rock Goddess to turn into Nightmare Fan in front of everyone. While her transformation causes Person to fully understand what he overheard at the windmill, CDCB, disgusted over the change, orders Person killed and Rock Goddess imprisoned, but Person whistles for Dragiiin, who bursts in and devours CDCB. Person and Rock Goddess admit their love for each other and share a kiss; Rock Goddess is bathed in light as her curse is broken, but is surprised to find that she has remained Nightmare Fan, as she thought she was supposed to become beautiful, to which Person replies that fairy tales are the dumbest and most unrealistic thing he has ever heard of. He then leaves Rock Goddess/Nightmare Fan at the alter and heads back to his XAT with Metal Sonic as they have an in depth discussion about whether cartoon characters are allowed on planes. Oh and Metal Sonic does a hip hop rendition of The Monkees “I’m a Believer” since he is a young rap prodigy ya know.

[TJ]

I lol'd at the title XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Good story

[Clappy]

I just realized that I never posted my Scream adaptation that was suppose to be posted months ago.

Btw the title is lame, I know. But Scream isn't the best title in the world either.

16. Screech

Movie: Scream

High school student WWESponge receives a flirtatious phone call from an unknown person (voiced by Roger L. Jackson in a cameo), asking her, "What's your favorite scary movie?" The situation quickly escalates out of control as the caller turns sadistic and threatens her life. He reveals that her boyfriend JCM (in a cameo) is being held hostage. After failing to answer a question correctly about horror films, JCM is murdered. When WWESponge refuses to cooperate with the caller, she is attacked and murdered by a masked killer, and her body is hung from a tree.

The following day, the news media descend on the town and a police investigation begins. Meanwhile, Spongeykins struggles with the impending one-year anniversary of her mother's murder by 4EverGreen. While waiting at home for her friend Girlygirl, Spongeykins receives a threatening phone call. After she hangs up, she is attacked by the killer. Spongeykins's boyfriend Wumbo arrives and offers support, but after he drops his cell phone Spongeykins suspects him of making the call. She flees. Wumbo is arrested and Girlygirl takes Spongeykins to her house.

Wumbo is released the next day. Suspicion has shifted to Spongeykins's father Neil Prescott (Lawrence Hecht), as the calls have been traced to his phone. School is suspended in the wake of the murders. After the students have left the school, Principal Jjs is stabbed to death in his office. Wumbo's friend 70s throws a party to celebrate the school closure. The party is attended by Spongeykins, Girlygirl, their friend Steel, and several other students. Reporter Deli attends uninvited to cover the situation, as she expects the killer to strike. Girlygirl is killed during the party after having her neck crushed by a garage door. Wumbo arrives to speak to Spongeykins privately, and the two ultimately consummate their relationship. Deputy sheriff Tvguy and Deli investigate a nearby abandoned car. Many party attendees are drawn away after hearing news of Jjs's death; Steel, Spongeykins, Wumbo, 70s, and Deli's cameraman CNF remain.

After having sex, Spongeykins and Wumbo are attacked by the killer, who seemingly murders Wumbo. Spongeykins escapes the killer and seeks help from CNF, but he too is attacked and killed. Spongeykins again flees. Deli and Tvguy, having discovered the car belongs to Neil Prescott, return to the house. They believe Neil is the killer and has come to the party to continue his spree. Deli attempts to leave the scene in her van but drives off-road and crashes to avoid hitting Spongeykins. Meanwhile, Tvguy is stabbed in the back while investigating in the house. Spongeykins takes Tvguy's gun. 70s and Steel appear and accuse each other of being the killer. Spongeykins retreats into the house, where she finds Wumbo, wounded but still alive. She gives Wumbo the gun; he lets Steel into the house and then shoots him. Wumbo has feigned his injuries and is actually the killer; 70s is his accomplice.

Wumbo and 70s discuss their plan to kill Spongeykins and frame her father—whom they have taken hostage—for their murder spree. The pair admit to being the killers of her mother. Wumbo says he was motivated to seek revenge on her because of an affair she was having with Wumbo's father, which drove his mother away. Deli, thought dead by the killers, intervenes. Spongeykins takes advantage of this to turn the tables on her attackers, killing 70s. Steel is revealed to be wounded but alive. Wumbo attacks Spongeykins but she shoots him through the head, killing him. As the sun rises and police arrive, a badly-injured Tvguy is taken away by ambulance and Deli makes an impromptu news report about the night's events.

[Clappy]

Get ready kiddies, here is the first installment of a five episode story arch.

17. Steel Man

Movie: Iron Man

Playboy and wunderkind genius Steel Sponge, who has inherited the defense contractor Steel Industries from his father, is in war-torn Afghanistan with his friend and military liaison, Lieutenant Colonel Teenj to demonstrate the new "Chris Jericho" missile. Steel is critically wounded in an ambush and imprisoned in a cave by the terrorist group the IAVA. An electromagnet built by fellow captive Dr. Shinya keeps the shrapnel in Steel's chest from reaching his heart and killing him. IAVA leader ACS offers Steel freedom in exchange for building a Jericho missile for the group, but Steel and Shinya agree ACS will not keep his word.

Steel and Shinya secretly build a powerful electric generator called an arc reactor, to power Steel's electromagnet, and then begin to build a suit of armor to escape. The IAVA attack the workshop when they discover what Steel is doing. Shinya sacrifices himself to divert them while Steel's suit powers up. The armored Steel battles his way out of the cave to find the dying Shinya, then enraged Steel burns the terrorists' munitions, kills ACS in a fiery death and flies away, only to crash in the desert, destroying the suit. After being rescued by Teenj, Steel returns home and announces that his company will no longer manufacture weapons. Hayden, his father's old partner and the company's manager, advises Steel that this may ruin Steel Industries and his father's legacy. In his home workshop, Steel builds an improved version of his suit, as well as a more powerful arc reactor for his chest.

At Steel's first public appearance after his return, reporter Girlygirl informs him that Steel Industries weapons, including the Jericho, were recently delivered to the IAVA and are being used to attack Shinya's home village. Steel also learns that Hayden is trying to replace him as head of the company. Enraged, Steel dons his new armor and flies to Afghanistan, where he saves Shinya's village. While flying home, Steel is shot at by two F-22 Raptor fighter jets. He phones Teenj and reveals his secret identity in an attempt to end the attack. Meanwhile, the IAVA gathers the pieces of Steel's prototype suit and meet with Hayden, who has the group eliminated. He has a new suit reverse engineered from the wreckage. Seeking to find any other weapons delivered to the IAVA, Steel sends assistant Unlimited "Cat" Cha to hack into the company computer system from Hayden's office. She discovers Hayden has been supplying the terrorists and hired the IAVA to kill Steel, but the group reneged. Cha later meets with agent CNF of the "Strategic Behavior Consultants", a counter-terrorism agency, to inform him of Hayden's activities.

Hayden's scientists cannot duplicate Steel's arc reactor, so Hayden ambushes Steel at home, using a sonic device to paralyze him and take his arc reactor. Left to die, Steel manages to crawl to his lab and plug in his original reactor. Cha and several S.B.C. agents attempt to arrest Hayden, but he dons his suit and attacks them. Steel fights Hayden, but is overmatched without his new reactor to run his suit at full capacity. Steel lures Hayden atop the Steel Industries building and instructs Cha to overload the large arc reactor there. This unleashes a massive electrical surge that knocks Hayden unconscious, causing him and his armor to fall into the exploding reactor, killing him.

The next day, the press has dubbed the armored hero "Steel Man". Agent CNF gives Steel a cover story to explain the events of the night and Hayden's death. At a press conference, Steel begins giving the cover story, but then announces that he is Steel Man.

In a post-credits scene, S.B. C. Director JCM (in a multi-arch cameo) visits Steel at home, and, noting that Steel Man is not "the only superhero in a SpongeBob Community world", says he wants to discuss the "Revenger Initiative".

[Cha]

Great stories Claps! I enjoyed them!

[Clappy]

18. The Immortal Hulk Hogan
Movie: The Incredible Hulk

During the opening credits sequence, General Claps meets with Dr. Old Man Jenkins, the colleague and lover of his daughter WWESponge, regarding an experiment, Claps says, to make humans immune to steroid abuse. The experiment, which in truth is part of an operation Claps hopes will create a "super soldier", fails, transforming OMJ into the man with the 24 inch pythons, the Immortal Hulk Hogan (voiced by Terry Bollea) whenever OMJ becomes angry. As the Hulkster, Hulkamania runs wild on the lab and injures WWESponge. Afterwards he flees, becoming a fugitive from the United States Armed Forces.

Five months later, OMJ works at a bottling factory in Rocinha, Rio de Janeiro, while searching for a cure for his condition. On the Internet, he collaborates with a colleague he knows only as "Mr. Blue", and to whom he is "Mr. Yellow and Red". He is also learning meditative breathing techniques from, the Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart (in a cameo) to help keep control, and has not transformed in 158 days. After OMJ cuts his finger, a drop of his blood falls into a bottle, and is eventually ingested by Vince McMahon (in a cameo) in Stamford, Connecticut creating medical complications, thus killing him. Using the bottle to trace OMJ's location, Claps sends a team, led by British Royal Marine Doogle to capture him. OMJ transforms into the Hulkster and defeats Doogle's team with the boot. After Claps explains how OMJ became the Hulkster, Doogle agrees to be injected with a small amount of a serum developed as part of the same operation, which gives him enhanced physical attributes and the side effect of making him arrogant and overconfident.

OMJ returns to World Wrestling Entertainment where he first became the Hulkster, and reunites with WWESponge, who is dating psychiatrist tvfan. OMJ is attacked by Claps and Doogle's forces, tipped off by the suspicious tvfan. the Hulkster dispatches Claps and Doogle's team and flees with WWESponge. After the Hulkster reverts to OMJ, he and WWESponge go on the run. OMJ makes contact with Mr. Blue, who urges them to meet him in New York City. He turns out to be cellular biologist Dr. SpongeSebastian, who tells OMJ he has developed a possible antidote to OMJ's condition. After a successful test, though he warns OMJ that the antidote may only reverse each individual transformation, SpongeSebastian reveals he has synthesized OMJ's blood samples, which OMJ sent from Brazil, into a large supply, with the intention of using it to bring humans to the next evolutionary level. Appalled by what SpongeSebastian has done, and fearful of the Hulkster's power falling into the wrong hands, OMJ attempts to convince SpongeSebastian to destroy the blood supply. Claps' forces attack and take OMJ into custody with WWESponge.

Doogle forces SpongeSebastian to inject him with OMJ's blood, as he covets the Hulkster's power. SpongeSebastian warns that the combination of the super-soldier formula and OMJ's blood may turn him into a freak of nature. Unconcerned, Doogle forces SpongeSebastian to administer the blood and steroid charge. The experiment goes wrong and Doogle mutates into a giant creature with strength surpassing that of the Hulkster, but cannot change back. Andre the Giant then attacks SpongeSebastian, who gets some of OMJ's blood on his forehead causing it to bulge and mutate him. Andre rampages through Madison Square Garden to draw the Hulkster out.

Realizing that the Hulkster is the only one who can stop Andre the Giant (Doogle), OMJ convinces Claps to release him. He jumps from Claps' helicopter as it hovers over the city, the adrenaline surge of the act transforming him into the Hulkster. After a long and brutal battle through Madison Square Garden, the Hulkster defeats Andre the Giant by scoop slamming him, relenting only after WWESponge's plea, then giving him a leg drop. After having a small, peaceful moment with WWESponge, the Hulkster flees. Thirty-one days later, OMJ is in Orlando, Florida at Universal Studios where they film Total Nonstop Action. Instead of trying to suppress his transformation, he is attempting to transform in a controlled manner. As his eyes turn yellow and red, a grin appears on his face.

In a short scene before the credits, while General Claps is drinking in a bar he is approached by JCM (in a multi arch cameo) who reveals that a "team" is being formed.

[SpongeOddFan]

i find this chapter interested me great ep, Claps