The Balancing

[Thanos]

As I now have the power of the Infinity Stones, it is now my duty to fix this site by halving its population. SBC will now be perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

 

1) Post in this thread. Say you wish to be balanced, or bow under my rule, or even challenge to fight me! (You will fail.) Either way, I will set my sights on you.

 

2) At an undisclosed time I will begin the balancing. Half of all mortals who posted will be snapped, and the others I will show mercy to and be spared.

 

3) Be warned, because when I snap you it will show on the posts you make. You will also disintegrate into messy powder. Yuck.

 

Good luck, SBCers. I’m waiting.

 

[Jjs Goodman]

sign me up babe

[Lightning McStorm]

I wish to be balanced

[Shark]

Can I bite your ass? That's all I really want at this point.

[Hayden]

I'm no twig

[Salmon]

oh yes balance my universe daddy Thanos cmon lets make it 50/50 now

[Klu]

Tbh i wanted to ba snapped for a loooong time

Lets dew it

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

I challenge you, Thanos.

obvi i'm going to fail, but I wanna be balanced.

Edited April 1, 2019 by Renegade the Unicorn

[Cha]

 

[WhoBibbles]

Yes! Hello.

[RD Rockruff]

*grits teeth* Let's do this

[kev]

gimmie soul stone realm 

[G4RY SMELLY]

Shut up bitchboi

[Aquatic Konquest]

C'mon, Snap Daddy, give me the snap! GIVE IT TO ME!

[WinterArcanine]

I don’t feel so good Mr jjs...

[dmandagiraffe]

please kill me, thanks

[Sweat]

it's time

[MMM]

Fight

[Patty Rose]

me please.

[hippythehippo]

Where is Antman when you need him