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  1. I've concluded that Kyle McCulloch and Jack Pendarvis might be my least favorite writers of the series.

    It's weird how EVERY EPISODE they wrote, they just had to ruin Squidward's character by making him do weird acts or make him act zanier. I thought Skill Crane was just a one-off thing, but when Post-Sequel came out, I realized it was a SIGN, and I think it made me lose my entertainment of Skill Crane a bit.

    Weird how an Adventure Time writer can just suddenly change style with SpongeBob and just make it wacky as hell and not have some ground to it, or at least make all the characters grounded. Lost in Bikini Bottom, Tutor Sauce, both awful episodes.

    And then, let's talk about Kyle McCulloch, besides Skill Crane, he unleashes Squidward's awful zanier side that should NEVER ever be engrained as a high percentage of his character, I haven't seen Sold! and The Whole Tooth,  but I've heard and seen some perculiar things about Squidward in there, and I am afraid to come across them when I do... BUT, HE wrote Patrick! The Game. One of the most disgusting, painful episodes to ever EXPERIENCE with Squidward. Truly awful characterization for everyone involved in there, including Squidward. Shame. Fuck that episode.

    Now, let's talk about the TWO TOGETHER, writing some of my most despised episodes or moments of Squidward, such as Company Picnic (which I kind of seen and witnessed the horrors of OC Squidward in there, sucking on pens like a deranged lunatic Ren and Stimpy character) or THE FISHBOWL, which I had in my worst list last year but never watched really, BUT SQUIDWARDS CHARACTERIZATION in there alone, CHASING ice cream for no fucking reason, and then being tested by Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick like a psychopath in a mental institution just seems painful. I fuckin hate it.

    Squid Plus One I USED to like back when I first saw it, but now I realize Squidward felt unusual as hell in that episode, just in a more played down level, but still felt overly stressed and angry, and then takes a mirror of himself with him to the concert. He's egotistical, but not to a weird level like that. At least get his personality right and not take it up to 11.

    It makes me not want these two (or hell, anybody in this era, looking at you Kaz...) nowhere near this character.

    I'm sure these people are nice, cool people in real life. Don't worry, I'm not mad at them, I'm just not a fan of the writing and I know they can do better than that. Maybe one day I can work for something SpongeBob related and they can write Squidward better if the show has a slower pace in tone and was actually entertaining and not depressing to see everyone just be a train wreck to look at all the time.

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    2. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      I'm afraid that I can't tell if this is satire or not.

    3. Honest Slug

      Honest Slug

      None of them wrote My Leg so you're wrong.

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      It's not dman. This is my honest thoughts whether people like it or not. ? 

  2. Scary PSA gang where you at

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      this aired on Canadian television for children 

       

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Lmao that was one of the psas me, Ling and DarknessDG saw last weekend.

      There was also this work safety one from Canada with zombies that appear at the end and it gave me a bit of a spook

    4. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      i like that when you have the christmas theme and you watch a video the snow goes over the video

  3. Even the names sound similar. Kimba? Simba? Hmm suspicious

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    2. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Well, the popular urban legend is that back in the late 1980's, Disney tried to approach the original creator of "Kimba" to make a full-budget, animated movie based on his characters. Now, depending on who you believe, either the creator wanted too much money for the rights to make a film about his characters, or Disney didn't want to pay the asking price for his characters, and made "The Lion King" as a response to the creator, that they could MAKE a hit movie WITH or without his characters. A classic case of "He said, They Said," if you believe the urban legend.

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Really goes to show just how sad it is that people have to invent myths to condemn Disney in defense of an anime series that 90% of the "Lion King ripped off Kimba" crowd have very much likely either never seen a single episode for, or are acting on their personal bias towards Tezuka, who ironically kickstarted his career as a mangaka with Disney being one of his main inspirations.

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      @4EverGreenwatch the YMS video if you haven't! it's good

  4. God, idk why, but seeing MGK's My Ex's Best Friend be counted as "Rock" infuirates me. outside of the chorus it's trap rap, and not even good trap rap. IDLES is rock. They exist. Let's not reward MGK plz, 2010's had guitars too. :(

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I mean, "my ex's best friend" is considerably a 'rock-leaning' song with blink-182's Travis Barker heading the production, which is pretty much why it got airplay action on alternative stations. I also shouldn't go without giving the solemn reminder that alternative music is not exclusive to the rock genre.

      There's more I can say about the state of the alt airplay chart from the eyes of the guy who watches said chart, but I'll start with that.

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      true. kind of felt stupid writing that after lmao. my apologies

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Nah, it's fine. It's a very common misconception in the conversation of alternative music anyway. And I've gotten used to people claiming "THIS ISN'T A ROCK SONG! IT'S POP!" over anything that crosses over into the mainstream charts that got airplay on genre stations firsthand within time.

  5. New 1975, Killers, Silversun Pickups and Mars Volta are good.

    The new Panic! however, is once again, like Middle of a Breakup, a one trick pony and samey sounding to the fantastic Viva Las Vengenece that I'm worried that whole album is going to sound like a generic surf rock and roll album and Brendon Urie let's me down after his solo misadventures killed the Panic project.

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      true haha. I admittedly have a guilty pleasure for Roaring 20's and One of the Drunks now though lol, it's like AJR's The Good Part for me, obnoxiously good to me for some reason lmao 😛

    3. President Squidward
    4. President Squidward
  6. *sees your avatar*

    is this 2015 all over again? :funny: 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      RIP MY BOY ICE BEAR VS SQUIDWARD

    2. Hayden

      Hayden

      Ice Bear is not a fad. Ice Bear is forever.

    3. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      *sees my avatar*

      Is this 2014 all over again?

  7. During the Local on the 8s, they played a Taylor Swift song, I think. The Weather Channel, I thought you were better than that!

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      They usually put cool jazz music on what the heck!

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I guess they just do whatever now. I like how they play Charlie Brown Christmas stuff during the holidays,

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      EXACTLY! That's the best!

  8. Yesterday Kevin and I were betting each other about who gets RSF's Wander avvie first, then last night I had a dream that Kevin won the bet. xD

    1. kev

      kev

      *slaps Perez hard* I WIN

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      And none of us get the avatar. :P

    3. kev
  9. Was just watching a video on Youtube, I accidently turned up the sound to like 80 on accident, hopefully I didn't wake up my parents. :P

    1. $WANKIN

      $WANKIN

      You were up at 1:32 AM?

    2. MMM
    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      lol America, I live in the west so it was 10PM there. :P

  10. On Nick Radio, they play regular songs from Nick shows/stars after midnight... wish they can do that during the day between the pop hits that they play.

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      I remember they did that one time

    2. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      But... it was only one time :P

    3. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Why would Nick Radio even bother to run after Midnight?

  11. don't let me get in my zone

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      u ain't kanye

    2. Cha

      Cha

      u ain't kanyuggets

    3. Elastic Dawg
  12. Sometimes I just DON'T want to copy someone else's status word-for-word and see if they notice. #BrokeTheChain

  13. GET SHREKED

    1. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      check yourself before you shrek yourself

    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Shrek is love Shrek is life

    3. Fat Lenny

      Fat Lenny

      what are you doing in my swamp

  14. #Maccababy2016

    1. SpongeOddFan
    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Look at JCM's member title, then go back to this status. :P

    3. SpongeOddFan
  15. isnt my name beautiful

    1. MMM

      MMM

      I was rewatching the end

      YOU WERE HOLDIN HANDS WITH BIRD DUDE

      YOU WERE CHEATIN

      WHAT THE HELL MAN

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      THAT WAS A STUNT DOUBLE

    3. MMM

      MMM

      I DIDNT SEE NO STUNTS

  16. But you know what, something happened that changed my life... I bumped into a Lamborghini

    1. Pearl
    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      you didnt get run over it?

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I have 47 hills in my Hollywood account

  17. Anyone know if Jelly is still around? She hasn't visited on here or SBM in a while... :/

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      She's busy going back to college and working a full time job. I keep up with her on FB every once in awhile.

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I hope college and her job both go swell for her. <3

    3. Pearl
  18. Give it to me I'm worth it

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      *sexy sax riff*

    2. TheBigOcean

      TheBigOcean

      @Hal I can play that on my saxophone

    3. SpongeyKid

      SpongeyKid

      Baby I'm worth it

  19. Ice Bear wants justice

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Ice Bear wants to eat a squid.

    2. President Squidward
    3. OWM

      OWM

      Ice Bear bought these legally.

  20. Stan is best eminem song

    1. Grubby Grouper
    2. Sweat

      Sweat

      I prefer Without Me but Stan's defo up there.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      first three verses of Stan is Eminem's best song
      and then he goes and ruins it all in that awful fourth verse

  21. I'm sad because I'm the only Adoseofbuckley fan here :(

    1. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      No you're not.

    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I'll admit, I haven't really watched any Buckley videos at all. I always thought he was going to be one of those too angry internet critics whereas to Todd in the Shadows is more chiller than Buckley. I guess I'll look at some of his year-end retrospectives.

    3. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      I like his stuff.

  22. rustys rapping rampage

    1. MMM

      MMM

      ############!

    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      imrustyokay's rapping rampage

    3. Wumbo
  23. whoever made this video... godbless them 

     

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Would you believe me if I said that Burgerpants made it? :P

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I had a feeling it was him lmao since there's nutshack videos from like, 2015

    3. Burgerpants
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