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  1. @SpongeNicko I honest to god hope your avatar is supposed to be ironic

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    2. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      And thus, the truth floweth forward - the ghost of DS Guy is here.

    3. SpongeNicko

      SpongeNicko

      LOL, except that I'm perfectly fine with gay marriage.

    4. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Still, feel free to talk politics. I'll be here to present the other side when no one else can effectively.

  2. wow who knew I'd get so much flak for saying I'm not going to miss the founder of a trash magazine that objectifies women

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    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      In a nutshell, no one's forcing you to feel sorry for a guy you don't like, it's a matter of respect for the dead.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      lmao sex sells, everyone has known this since the beginning of media. though, that's pretty crummy the dude cheated on his wife.

    4. SG19

      SG19

      Fun fact: Marilyn Monroe was on the first issue of Playboy.

  3. i'm just trying to enjoy pickle and peanut clips and people have to be like, "THIS SHOW SUCKS, THEY CANCELLED WANDER FOR MORE OF THIS???" and it shows up on EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I go on and it's just like "Shut up let other people enjoy it stop assuming things"

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      also why are we still reading youtube comments in 20 god damn 17

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I only read youtube comments to get great laughs from it.

    4. President Squidward
  4. The Mr. Enter fanbase on SBM is starting to get annoying...

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    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      @President Squidward: But saying it here is not solving the problem...

    3. Dougie Williams

      Dougie Williams

      You are the real slim shady

    4. President Squidward
  5. Gonna leave my house to get to my hotel in an hour since i'll be at Disneyland tomorrow. See ya guys on Wednesday.

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    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Sorry to hear that Prez. Hopefully you'll be able to go soon, it's worth the wait. :)

    3. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Sorry to hear that Prez. Hopefully you'll be able to go soon, it's worth the wait. :)

    4. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      *teleports Prez to Disneyland*

  6. 2005 > 2015 in music

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Eamon > 2004 music > 2005 music > 2015 music

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Jadakiss > Eamon

    4. MMM

      MMM

      2009 > 2012 > 2013 2008 > 2010 > a softball in the nose > 2014 > 2011 > 2004 > 2003 > old socks > 2006 > a bowl of Bush's baked beans > 2005 > 150 miles of human excrement > 2007 > 7000 miles of human excrement concluding with deformed pigs doused in octopus snot that engulfs the entire world and causes a violent and bloody apocalypse > 2015

       

      from my personl experience which is why 2012 is at the top

  7. Seeing pop-friendly songs like this being on the ALTERNATIVE CHARTS and playing ON ALTERNATIVE STATIONS makes me lose hope in alternative in general.

     

     

    So because it's Indie Pop and Alternative Dance means that my rock stations have to play it a lot now? 

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I've never been a fan of post-grunge but I guess I'd like to hear more rock-oriented tunes from the alt charts, or something of the sorts that doesn't sound like an edm club song

      idk maybe I'm sounding too whiny but its annoying hearing stuff like this and EVEN THE CHAINSMOKERS on my alternative stations that are stuck on repeating the same new and old songs everyday.

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      also would post-grunge be stuff like emo because i enjoyed emo music when it was a thing lol

      or is post-grunge stuff like nickelback and shinedown? because i rarely ever heard those on my alt stations as a kid, and i was in the car a lot.

    4. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Quote

      or is post-grunge stuff like nickelback and shinedown? 

      Yeah.

  8. It's a known "fact" that McDonald's has the best tasting Coke, but that is false. Carl's Jr.'s Coke and restaurants with the Freestyle Machine are superior.

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    2. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      prez is a bad boy!!!!

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      @Wumbo there's a commercial airing on tv right now where Mindy Kaling tells you to google search "that place where Coke tastes so good" (answer being McDonald's) and says is selling any size soft drink for a dollar. 

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      @Spongetron Robotpants I know I need to cut down on it so badly, but it's soooo good 

      i need help

  9. Well, SBM is planning on banning ask threads. UGHHHH

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      I don't always complain, plus stop changing the subject anyway.

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      That's a shame. Especially since I recently made my own ask thread. Hope they're not cocky about it.

  10. I AM BACK.

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Yeah, I spent the night at my Cousin's :P

    3. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      If it was for one night does that really count :P

    4. President Squidward
  11. It's already December? What happened to August?

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      @CNF1 I really would love spring a lot more if I weren't sick during the entirety of it.

      Still better than summer though. :-)

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I DON'T WANT MY TIME TO BE GOING BY FAST :P

    4. Ron

      Ron

      I know, year's gone by too fast. >.<

  12. it really doesn't feel like Christmas is tomorrow

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    2. xxSpongeBobxx22
    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Can we stop

      a) calling every cold snap a "polar vortex"

      and

      b)acting like this is a new thing because polar vortexes (vortices) have been happening forever now. It's winter. :P

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Same, but probably because I opened my presents early.

  13. Why does Kidz Bop still exist

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    2. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      why did it ever exist

    3. Bang Bang

      Bang Bang

      A kidz bop for Anaconda....I really love the song...but WTF?

    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      I didn't even understand the appeal of Kidz Bop when I was a young kid.

  14. I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORL

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    2. illiniguy34

      illiniguy34

      I CANNOT TELL YOU, IT CONFIDENTIAL.

    3. Jane

      Jane

      I'm drunk, I'm tired, I'm wasted. I love yoo darling

    4. The Guy With the Computer

      The Guy With the Computer

      They betrayed me. They didn't keep their promise. They tricked me. Now I don't care anymore.

  15. remember when in 2013-2014 people here would use nostalgia critic reaction videos in their posts? good times 

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    2. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      ahh yes, back when NC didn't totally suck

    3. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Pepperidge Farm remembers! :lol:

    4. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      particularly painful times for me

  16. What's with like almost every popular dj or electronic group out there such as Calvin Harris, David Guetta or the Chainsmokers make the most bland beats ever? 

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    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      I've always kind of been especially disappointed in Calvin Harris, because I actually really like "Acceptable in the 80's". Maybe his other stuff isn't really bad per say, but I've never really forgave him for switching his style to the indistinguishable muck that's apparently here to stay. (Seriously, is house the only genre of electronic music the pop industry think exists?)

      btw, who are your favorite electronic acts?

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I'll admit I haven't listened to much, but I do really like Tycho and while this one isn't apart of a record label, Pilotredsun makes good songs.

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      hey I'm more into electronic acts now so I can give you a better answer :funny:

      Aphex Twin has some good stuff, I love Boards of Canada a lot, I still enjoy some Tycho from time to time, and I want to explore more electronic artists such as SquarePusher and other Warp artists.

      I did find some enjoyable Prefuse 73 songs while listening to some of their discography, and I love Royksopp's Melody A.M. album

  17. Is it bad I can't enjoy Star VS? The animation and artstyle is cute but the characters, jokes and overall feel of the show I find to be annoying.

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      ^ but wouldn't these episodes not really make sense if you haven't seen the show in its entirety?

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Yeah. To benefit towards #'s 1, 2, 5, 7, and 9, however, I would have to throw in "Fortune Cookies," "Storm the Castle," "Starsitting," "My New Wand!" and "Ludo in the Wild" to the mix.

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I've seen a bit from 1 and 3 @Hayden

  18. I’ve noticed a lot of the shows most hated episodes are Squidward going through pain, annoyance and misery. Kind of makes you think he deserves to be written for other things and shouldn’t get happiness due to him being the “straightman” or “butt monkey” of the show huh 

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      there's actually been some Jellyfishing hate as of late

    3. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      Really? I've never heard a single person say they hate Jellyfishing. I've always heard it called "a classic".

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      It ended up on the worst list one year. I don't think it's as well remembered as it used to be. Certainly not up there with the all-time classics anymore.

  19. Well, I have to go see the second Hobbit movie with my mom and my sisters in 9 hours. Ughhh

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    2. ooooooofy
    3. President Squidward
    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Yes, that is rather sad, but he can go watch the Desolation of Smaug during his break.

  20. While I was putting in my Rugrats Movie tape, it was at the end of the tape and when it turned on, the Klasky Csupo logo popped up and I fucking jumped. 0_0

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    2. EVSPONGEFAN

      EVSPONGEFAN

      That logo.......

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      The whole Rugrats Movie Tape in general feels creepy.

    4. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      That thing used to weird me out too

  21. I hate Megan from Drake and Josh. Whenever the two stepbrothers say what she did, the parents don't believe them and it bothers me a lot. -.-

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      If Megan was a goody two shoes the show would have been less interesting.

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I know she is supposed to be unlikeable but she always got scott-off free when she do something bad.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      As much as I wasn't fond of Megan, the show would have been a lot less interesting if she wasn't always getting away scott free.

  22. Just forgot that today was my One-year anniversary on here. :P

  23. coming up with good avatars is hard

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Time to destroy the darkness then

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      @Cha go figure you usally make my SBC avatars XP

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