JCM Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 202b. Skod Mail One day, SpongeBob is horny and bored (borny?), so he decides to write a letter to a pen pal containing all his sexual fantasies. He gets so into writing that he ends up jizzing all over it, smudging the word "frying" (as in "I love frying my ass on the stove") so it now looks like "flying", setting up hilarious sitcom-style misunderstandings. SpongeBob puts the letter in an envelope as-is then puts it in his mailbox. A couple of days later, JCM (in a cameo as a mailman) opens SpongeBob's mailbox to find SpongeBob squeezed inside of it. SpongeBob sticks out his tongue, and JCM, who's clearly getting tired of this shit, puts the mail on SpongeBob's tongue and goes to the next house. SpongeBob reads through the mail as he returns to his pineapple, and among it is a letter from his pen pal. The pen pal says that he's never seen somebody fly on a stove before and that he'd love to see it for himself before he died at the end of the week. SpongeBob, horrifed to learn that his pen pal is dying, decides the best course of action to take is to continue playing him like a bitch. He writes about his adventures flying on a stove, meeting people all over the ocean to hear their stories before inevitably having hot, steamy sex with them. Satisfied with the fabricated letter, he sends it off, and a couple more days later, JCM the mailman walks up to SpongeBob's house, where SpongeBob's tongue is already waiting for him. JCM drops the mail on the tongue, wondering what the fuck he's done with his life. SpongeBob reads the newest letter from his pen pal, who wants to meet SpongeBob at the local stove flying convention and see his moves. Realizing he's about to get found out, SpongeBob positively loses his shit, and Gary, who's still a character on this show, throws water on him. SpongeBob decides to get help from Sandy, who is also still a character on this show. Sandy runs him through a stove flying simulator, which he fails horribly. Sandy tells him that if he tries to fly a stove at the stove flying convention, he'll die. SpongeBob says that's a risk he's willing to take. At the flying stove convetion, a crowd of people with nothing better to do watch as stove pilots perform various death-defying tricks. Once it's SpongeBob's turn, he prays to his deity of choice and gets onto his stove. He presses the button to make the stove fly, and he actually does a pretty good job at controlling it...for about seven seconds, after which it veers wildly off course and explodes into the crowd, killing everybody in the crowd and badly wounding SpongeBob. SpongeBob notices a mail truck in the distance, and he slowly crawls toward it. Once he reaches the mail truck, he finds JCM inside it with Skodwarde, eating popcorn. SpongeBob asks Skodwarde what he's doing there, and Skodwarde says he couldn't miss his pen pal fly a stove for the first time, right before breaking into laughter. SpongeBob asks JCM if he knew about this, and JCM says with regret that he did. JCM offers to make it up to SpongeBob by driving him home, and SpongeBob gets into the back of the truck with a ton of envelopes. As they drive home, Skodwarde asks JCM if he'll ever see JCM again. JCM shakes his head, saying that this is going to be his last cameo. Skodwarde thanks JCM for his contributions, and once they reach their destination, Skodwarde gives him a big bear hug. They go to the back of the truck to take out SpongeBob only to find that he has died from his wounds and from a shit-ton of paper cuts. Skodwarde asks JCM if he would like to stick around a bit longer to dissolve SpongeBob's body in sulfuric acid, and JCM says that he wouldn't like anything more. As they carry SpongeBob's body into Skodwarde's house, the song "We'll Meet Again" plays, and it continues playing throughout the episode's end credits. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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