Jackie Chan

*tries to do some punches, but is too exhausted to continue and collapses* Well, I concede defeat. You put up a worthy fight, Mr. DeVito and are the true god. Into exile in the Shadow Realm, I must go. Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!

Well played Mr. DeVito...but can you handle the wrath of my fiery kicks!

Hello my friends. Long ago, I used to be a famous movie star and community's god. I even starred in a popular story or two here. I passed the torch over 5 years ago because I needed to do soul searching. But now, I have grown tired of being a forgotten icon and want my rightful title back. @Danny DeVito, I challenge you to a god battle! Winner becomes SBC's true god and loser gets banished to the Shadow Realm forever.