Wumbo Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 But dude I still want to see your 2010 list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 But dude I still want to see your 2010 list Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Because I know how much you hate the year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 Because I know how much you hate the year? Ok....but just because I love you. CLAPPY'S TOP 10 WORST HIT SONGS OF 2010 (THAT HE HASN'T ALREADY PLACED ON HIS WORST SONGS OF ALL TIME LIST BECAUSE GOD KNOWS HOW MANY SONGS FROM 2010 ARE ALREADY ON THERE AS SOME OF THE WORST SONGS OF ALL TIME TO ME....THIS RUN ON SENTENCE RUNS ON....) Fuck 2010 pop music so hard. 10. "Billionaire" - Travie McCoy (featuring Bruno Mars) Oh wow. This song. It feels so.....SUBLIME Yes that's the main reason I hate this song. If you are going to take the musical arrangement straight from one of the greatest bands from the 90s at least make it a damn good pop song. This is just obnoxious whining and bitching from two assholes who are already rich and famous. 9. Bottoms Up - Trey Songz (featuring Nicki Minaj) IT'S MISTAH STEAL YO GURL I hate it when a local artist gets a pop hit around here. They overplay the hell out of Chris Brown's music (fun fact: CB grew up nearly a hour and a half away from my house) but when Trey Songz gets a hit, his stuff gets overplayed even more since he grew up fifteen minutes away. This feels like a song that even Chris Brown turned down for being way too boring. This doesn't make me want to throw my drink up in the air and pick up girls. This makes me want to stay home from the club and take a nap. Points to Nicki Minaj for actually trying to breathe some life into this boring dreck, but even after a few hundred times of listening to this, it drags down with the rest of the song into dullness. 8. "3" - Britney Spears This song is putrid. Like it seriously has no idea which target demographic to aim for. It's clearly not for the female demographic Britney usually tends to aim for. It's definitely not for the males because I know I sure wouldn't want to have a threesome with another guy to bone Britney Spears. I mean who the fuck (HEHE GET IT? FUCK. 3-WAY) Britney was thinking would be a fan of this. And the fact that this immediately shot to number one? And here I though Work Bitch was the worst thing Britney released this past decade. Boy does she sure know how to prove me wrong. How did I not know of this song's existence sooner? 7. "In My Head" - Jason DeRulo Since you guys all know my thoughts on him, I'll just put it to you all like this -Jason DeRulo is an untalented hack and one of the worst artists I've ever heard rant #2340745. 6. "Deuces" - Chris Brown (featuring Tyga and Kevin McCall) Hehe. More like douches. I'm sorry, that joke has been repeated to death? One of my favorite reviews of Todd's. His analysis is too perfect for words. 5. "BedRock" - Young Money (featuring Lloyd) Lil Wayne and Drake at least get memorable lines in. Yes you heard me. I actually think Lil Wayne's part is ok. Everything else is absolute garbage. Oh and dear god I absolutely hate chorus. Lloyd is an untalented hack and that prehistoric punchline about The Flintstones aggrivates me so. 4. "Teach Me How To Dougie" - Cali Swag District Yes the sole reason this made it on here is because they never actually teach you how to dougie. RIP that one guy that died from that band though. I would never wish anything bad onto any artist no bad how I hate them or their song. 3. "Take it Off" - Ke$ha It was super easy to be sick of Kemoneysignha this year. She had six singles released. Dear god and here I thought One Direction releasing that many was overload. At least most of their songs don't have staying power. These charted for months. This song. TAKE IT OFF. Right now. TAKE IT OFF. This wasn't as bad as Blah Blah Blah, but this was easily the worst of the rest.... 2. "My First Kiss" - 3OH!3 (featuring Ke$ha) ....except for this. Dear god. I am so glad that 3OH!3 isn't relevant anymore. These two frat boy jackasses were obnoxious as fuck. Especially when they collaborated with Kesha. It was ear bleeding bad. This is just a further example as to how bad pop music was because they could have easily charted on my Top 50 of all time and probably my Top 10 worst of the year 2010, but nope. Just another example as to why music sucked this year. So yeah, if that is that bad, what is my number one? Well my number one was super de duper close to making it onto my Top 50 Worst of All Time. As a matter of fact, I'm legitimately surprised I forgot to chart it on there in general in retrospect. 1. "Imma Be" - The Black Eyed Peas MAKE. IT. STOP. THIS SONG IS PURE TORTURE. THIS HIT NUMBER ONE? HOW? THIS ISN'T MUSIC. THIS IS LYRICAL TORTURE PORN. IS IT TOO LATE TO ADD THIS ON MY WORST SONGS OF ALL TIME LIST? FUCK YOU 2010. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SO HARD. Runners Up For This List Include: - Baby by Justin Bieber (featuring Ludacris) for not being the worst thing ever like so many people think but still being a bad song period. - Cooler Than Me for making Mike Posner a thing. Oh and for also ripping off lyrics from a far better song by Carly Simon. - Say Aah by Trey Songz for being mind numbingly stupid. - Ridin' Solo for being Jason DeRulo's best song ever. - Do You Remember for wasting the abilities of Lil Jon and Sean Paul. - Misery for Adam Levine being so punchable in that song. -Tie Me Down by New Boyz for being so amazingly bad that it's almost good to me...eh not really. -Secrets from One Republic for being incredibly boring. -Every Taylor Swift song on the charts this year for being not my target demographic and her not evolving as an artist. -Your Love for being the most boring song Nicki Minaj has ever released. -Replay by Iyaz for having one of the dullest pick-up lines I've ever heard -Live Like We're Dying by Kris Allen for being one of the most uninteresting songs an American Idol winner has ever released. -Party in the U.S.A. for being so mind numbingly catchy but not making any damn sense. -Smile by Uncle Kracker for being the official neutering of Uncle Kracker. Remember when he use to be a decent rap-rocker? Cooler than the flip side of my pillow? Yawn. -Dynamite by Taio Cruz. The biggest example of overplay officially killing a song for me. -Hard by Rihanna for being one of the worst songs she has ever done. Ever.....until 2012-2013 when she managed to prove me wrong so many times. -Rock That Body by The Black Eyed Peas for managing to make will.i.am the best part of a Black Eyed Peas song. Impossible things do happen. -Lover Lover because Jerrod Niemann sucks so much. -Stuck Like Glue by Sugarland because I hate the reggae break down part in that song so much. It was just fine until THAT happened. -Undo It because that chorus pisses me off every time I hear Carrie Underwood try to remix her voice. -Every song that I included my 50 Worst Songs of All-Time list that didn't make it on here. If you think my reactions to some of these other songs I've mentioned in this post were "too harsh", then you haven't seen nothing yet. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU AMERICAN POP MUSIC LISTENING PUBLIC. IT'S YOUR FAULT ALL THESE SONGS BECAME POPULAR. I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER FIND A YEAR OF MUSIC THAT PISSES ME OFF AS MUCH THE POPULAR SONGS OF 2010....challenge accepted. However, for all the unbearable music that became popular this year, there were a fair share of standout tracks that didn't make 2010 an entirely lost cause. That list is coming next weekend more than likely because my reviewed out. Oh and that rant about American pop listening public. Obviously don't meant it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 You got the highbrowwwwww shoes on your feet fuck I want to punch Mike Posner in the face so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I was expecting that you could somehow make a Top 50 of how bad of a year 2010 was, counting your Top 50 all-time worst songs list from last year. You made yourself a pretty good list. Can't wait to see your saving graces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG19 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Wait, Deuces is about Chris Brown's relationship with Rihanna and how he doesn't feel sorry for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Lol, I just noticed "Ridin' Solo for being Jason Derulo's best song ever". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 tbh i think 2005 was the worst year of pop music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 tbh i think 2005 was the worst year of pop music Kanye West? Mariah Carey? Weezer? Gorillaz? Foo Fighters? Green Day? Snoop Dogg? Fall Out Boy? The Killers? Kelly Clarkson - oh wait, that's my personal favorite of that year. I could be certain you're in jumping in the "We hate it because X hates it" bandwagon, but if it's your true opinion, then I can accept it. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 2005 definitely wasn't the worst year, but it did have some stinkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Kanye West? Mariah Carey? Weezer? Gorillaz? Foo Fighters? Green Day? Snoop Dogg? Fall Out Boy? The Killers? Kelly Clarkson - oh wait, that's my personal favorite of that year. Um... what did this year give us? Nickleback's Photograph Chris Brown's Run It The Black Eyed Peas' My Humps Simple Plan's HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME Papa Roach's Scars 50 Cent's Candy Shop Ciara's 1 2 Step Mario's Let Me Love You FREAKING Hollaback Girl. I mean, sure it probably didn't have the MOST bad songs, but god were the bad songs bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Um... what did this year give us? Nickleback's Photograph Chris Brown's Run It The Black Eyed Peas' My Humps Simple Plan's HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME Papa Roach's Scars 50 Cent's Candy Shop Ciara's 1 2 Step Mario's Let Me Love You FREAKING Hollaback Girl. I mean, sure it probably didn't have the MOST bad songs, but god were the bad songs bad. I can see where you're getting at though. Most of the number one spots were bad enough for "Since U Been Gone" AND "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" to get stuck at #2 because of "Candy Shop." Also, "Hollaback Girl" might as well be my worst of 2005. This all doesn't stop me from still enjoying music from 2005. On subject of Simple Plan, "Untitled" was lucky enough it didn't crack the Top 40. I find it hillariously bad than awfully unstomachable, IMO, probably because it became a meme eventually. Lastly, if you want to know of any Billboard year that I would back up and consider bland myself, there's 1991, 2001, and to a lesser extent, 2011 (heh, they all end with 1), that I would complain about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I can see where you're getting at though. Most of the number one spots were bad enough for "Since U Been Gone" AND "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" to get stuck at #2 because of "Candy Shop." Also, "Hollaback Girl" might as well be my worst of 2005. This all doesn't stop me from still enjoying music from 2005. On subject of Simple Plan, "Untitled" was lucky enough it didn't crack the Top 40. I find it hillariously bad than awfully unstomachable, IMO, probably because it became a meme eventually. Lastly, if you want to know of any Billboard year that I would back up and consider bland myself, there's 1991, 2001, and to a lesser extent, 2011 (heh, they all end with 1), that I would complain about. 2011 was the year i got interested in music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I love Let Me Love You and Hollaback Girl... ... I'll see my way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Graveyard Shift Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Kanye West? Mariah Carey? Weezer? Gorillaz? Foo Fighters? Green Day? Snoop Dogg? Fall Out Boy? The Killers? Kelly Clarkson - oh wait, that's my personal favorite of that year. I could be certain you're in jumping in the "We hate it because X hates it" bandwagon, but if it's your true opinion, then I can accept it. . Snoop Dogg isn't really pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Snoop Dogg isn't really pop. Neither is most of what he listed, so I don't get why you're specifically pointing out Snoop Dogg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Snoop Dogg isn't really pop. Neither is most of what he listed, so I don't get why you're specifically pointing out Snoop Dogg Yes and no. Isn't the term "pop" also in relations to the term "popular?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Anything that makes the year-end chart counts for 2005. That includes Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, Green Day, etc. Of course, you can look at it in a different way, but that's how I gauge "pop" music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Yes and no. Isn't the term "pop" also in relations to the term "popular?" I think formally, but colloquially, it's the catchy earworms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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