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  1. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    We Never go Out of Style

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      TAKE ME OUT!!

    3. sbl

      sbl

      we never go OUT OF STYLE OOOOOOO

    4. Aquatic Konquest

      Aquatic Konquest

      You got that red-shelled classic thing that we like, eh Krabby?

  2. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    FREE FOOD!?

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      I thought fug killed you and took your place among the fan five

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Free food!

    4. hippythehippo

      hippythehippo

      thicc

  3. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I AIN'T OLD!

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    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      youre as old as money itself

    3. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Don't worry pops, we're almost to your room.

    4. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      old

  4. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    WHO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAT!?!

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ROBOT OH MY GOSH

    3. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      There's only one character low enough to do such a thing, and that's Samantha Puckett. She did it.

    4. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      mr krabs is a robot!

  5. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Who agrees the Krew should get this final victory?

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Krabs a hoe, Plankton for win

    3. Plankton

      Plankton

      You're about to be in for a disappointment.

    4. Spongybobgod

      Spongybobgod

      NO PLANKTON AND CHUM BUDDIES

      YES KRABS AND KRUSTY KREW

  6. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I am not a Whore. 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      Gimmie More.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      thats not what your nudes in the reality images thread say

    3. RD Rockruff

      RD Rockruff

      But first, please make sure you're not a gardening tool.

  7. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Is this Thanos guy rich?

    1. Shark

      Shark

      Rich in plump, succulent protein...

    2. Shark

      Shark

      Rich in plump, succulent protein...

    3. Thanos

      Thanos

      Not rich enough to afford my own fish items. How “pensive.”

  8. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Look everyone, it's Krabby the Clown!

    1. Patty Rose

      Patty Rose

      Don't let this distract you from the fact he promised those children Krabby the Clown.

    2. El Jacko

      El Jacko

      But all I saw was...

      Cheapy the Cheapskate! :(

    3. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      EVERYONE LOVES THE CLOWN

  9. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I ain't scared of no ghosts!

    1. sbl

      sbl

      What if the ghost took your money?

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Pronoun: It

    3. Bob Carotte

      Bob Carotte

      *burning dollar* you're gonna pay

      payyyyyy

  10. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    W-w-wait d-d-don't shoot! O-o-okay s-shoot but... don't take my money!!

    1. Mama Krabs

      Mama Krabs

      Give back me bloomers, Eugene. 

    2. Mr. Eugene Krabs

      Mr. Eugene Krabs

      YE SHOW BE ASHAMED OF YERSELVES, MAKING AN OLD LADY FAINT WITH YER SAILOR TALK.

      054047b4650272b6fb6356dc99c0cfcaf5c9f4-v

  11. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    And then did you draw on it with crayon?!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      yes i did!

    2. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.

  12. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Since when was I a camp counselor!?

    1. Plankton

      Plankton

      Better question, what the barnacles is Kamp Koral?

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Wait a minute, I hate golf!

  13. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Okay, boys. I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.

    1. Plankton

      Plankton

      Chum is Fum

    2. Spongybobgod

      Spongybobgod

      Chum is Dumb

  14. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    What if I were to create my own game console, but you can only play it at the Krusty Krab for a fee?

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      Sounds like we got a deal

    2. Plankton

      Plankton

      That's a terrible idea, so I'm going to steal it.

  15. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I'm honored to have been a proud member of this community for ten years! Do I get money for this milestone?

    1. Plankton

      Plankton

      My 10th anniversary is better. Too bad I lost my privileges to take over the site again.

    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      You get NOTHING

  16. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    The deed is done.

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      = )

    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      The dark deed you requested is done sir.

  17. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Now I'm gonna let go of yer lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what youse need to tell me, understand?

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Mmmhmm

    2. Meko1432

      Meko1432

      He said ''FUCK''!!

  18. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Hi, I'm Mr. Euguene Krabs. And I like money.

    1. CDCB

      CDCB

      One Krabby Patty to go, please.

  19. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Ahoy mateys, I am now proud to announce that I've accepted Satan into my life!

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      good for you, mr. krabs!

  20. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Drink up me hearties yo ho yo ho

    1. sbl

      sbl

      hashtag Sizzurp...

  21. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Money.

    1. hippythehippo

      hippythehippo

      sex

  22. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    NOT THAT GREEN STUFF!

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      racist

  23. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Don't bring anything on a boat, that you ain't prepared to lose!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      i completely agree

  24. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I'LL HAVE YOUR REAR ENDS CUT OFF AND MOUNTED OVER ME FIRE PLACE!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      dont you even think about it old man

  25. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I gotta make sure you did it right!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      i swear i did!

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