Plankton

Excellent work, Buddies! As a reward from the bottom of my heart, I will increase your pay and you get to keep your brain privileges. Also, IN YOUR FACE EUGENE!

Why would you impersonate me?

Countering Krabs because I can!

9. He plays a mean clarinet!

I will not fall for your taunts, Krabs! Anyways, I'm going to be replacing all of my team with robots next time! (if it's in the budget, that is)

I couldn't possibly have stolen Krabs' dime when I was kicked out of the restaurant, buffoons! Plus, I want the formula, not a dime! I think Squilliam did it, i saw him near Krabs' office while I was looking inside the restaurant after my ejection!

Yes...YES!!!!! Eat my chum, Krabs! I am so proud of my team! This is the best holiday gift I could have ever asked for.. *cries tears of joy*

Squidward and Squilliam for their respective rivalries, and Patrick because he'd want to eat them. Krabs ain't here sadly.

Before you go accusing and interrogating, no, I didn't steal the carrots. I bet Patrick, Squilliam or Squidward did it, case closed!

Buddies, don't let your boss down this time!

Discuss my sweet gram gram here!

Curses, foiled again!

A robot based on my wife, of course! Bee boop!