Plankton

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Gordon_Plankton Discuss my lovely pa here.

I'll have you know I'm still very much active and I do not approve of this unauthorized insight into the Chum Bucket! Nobody has ever been harmed in my lab.

*sniffs* I...I am stunned, I thought Krabs's pesky crew had this won, but I am proud of you Buddies for coming through! Whew, I won't have to systematically tear out your brains and implant them into robots after all...err, ignore that last part. Krabs put up a worthy fight and I'll be the better man by not shoving it in his face-oh who am I kidding: IN YOUR FACE, EUGENE!

Would you like to betray the Krew and join the Buddies?

Oh, the Buddies and I are going all out for this, mwa ha ha! We're going to destroy and humiliate your foolish Krew, Krabs!

I declare you the winner (not like there was competition...). You get a lifetime supply of chum!

Alas, my time has come. The former regime has reinstalled itself. I'm honored I was given one last chance to take over this pitiful website though, but it's time I set my sights on something grander. I'll try to hopefully remember you all in therapy. And yes, Eugene can (sadly) be unbanned, who I'll continue to troll until our teams disband.

Anyone here ever done rocket science? Could use a competent partner!

Do you submit your loyalty to me?