Plankton

Let's steal another Snowcember, Chums!

I KNEW IT! I DEMAND the Krew have their wins revoked due to their captain's fraud!

I was on the floor, scouring around for what traps Krabs had made for the Candy Patties. I saw SpongeBob talking to Krabs about something and I saw Squidward walking near the office a few times, but in fairness, he also looked bored and probably didn't want to talk to anyone.

You imbeciles, I didn't steal the formula! If I knew I had no chance of stealing the accursed Candy Patties, what makes you think I had a better chance of stealing the formula? I don't know about you guys, but I find it awfully suspicious Krabs was so eager to invite me to this party. If it's not him, then I suspect either the sponge or the octopus set this whole thing up!

Please be nice to my cousin, he can't read.

Excellent work, Buddies! As a reward from the bottom of my heart, I will increase your pay and you get to keep your brain privileges. Also, IN YOUR FACE EUGENE!

Why would you impersonate me?

Countering Krabs because I can!

9. He plays a mean clarinet!

I will not fall for your taunts, Krabs! Anyways, I'm going to be replacing all of my team with robots next time! (if it's in the budget, that is)

I couldn't possibly have stolen Krabs' dime when I was kicked out of the restaurant, buffoons! Plus, I want the formula, not a dime! I think Squilliam did it, i saw him near Krabs' office while I was looking inside the restaurant after my ejection!