Underwater Survivor: SBC Style (003 Waterfall)

[Jjs Goodman]

Great to see it's back.

[Steel Sponge]

40. Who Will Take Jelly?
 

Spoiler

Everyone who remained in the Screaming Geckos and the Killer Piranhas were in their respective trailers. It would be then that Jjs would begin to make an announcement.

“Well SBC members, it looks like we’re halfway done with this season,” said Jjs.

“Yes, and I’d like to say we’ve been foiled about…I don’t know 4 times since me and Rae have been here,” said MadameCat.

“Do not take shame in losing this game show, we have some additional value for you, when he arrives, to show our generosity,” Jjs responded.

“But this “he” you’re talking about isn’t coming,” said 4EverGreen.

“While the budget is still low, we still have an excellent spot for an elimination episode,” Jjs announced.

“Well, that’s good, it feels like five months since you would be giving us one,” said Ex.

“In about an hour, we start with the moat, it’s going to be another Temple Run,” said Jjs.

Meanwhile in the Gecko’s trailer…

“We better win this round, and that arrogant Shinya better not meddle with this and take disrespect toward us,” said MadameCat.

“What were you expecting? We’re both on distant sides, it’s a competition for a million doubloons, and nobody says we cannot make enemies around here,” said Wumbo.

“You don’t understand, Shinya could be after you next,” MadameCat responded.

“From the looks of me, you seem obsessed with winning this game. I do have one question though, why are you going to masquerade as Jelly?” 4EverGreen asked.

“I need to gain the respect from the opposing teammates, and I need to make sure Jelly isn’t always in the way of this, MadameCat answered.

The teammates then heard a knock from their door. It was Shinya.

“What do you want?” MadameCat asked.

“I can see you have a nice touch there with Jelly being in your wardrobe list,” said Shinya. “Anyways, you wouldn’t want to be seen with your other teammates, right?”

“Okay, why should we be alone?” She asked again.

Shinya and MadameCat have then walked several steps until it would be the point where they’d be alone.

“I am obviously at stake with Team Piranha, and I’m the captain,” said Shinya, “Would you want me to end up like Dragiiin and dumb things down with the Piranha team?”

“Yes,” MadameCat answered, “Also, it shouldn’t be vague that you have nothing to worry about.”

“But I still owe you one chance of winning, and it’s not just you,” he replied.

“What do you want from me again?”

“I have a good enough plan to make sure I purposely make you and your teammates win…and I want you to be part of my alliance to convince you that it will work.”

“This is unlike you, but this better be true,” MadameCat said.

The scene then goes to where the temple challenges would be cued by terminoob/Olmec.

“Legends of the Hidden Temple,” terminoob announced, “With your guide: Jjsthekid.”

As he appeared on-screen, Jjsthekid said, “Welcome to another traditional round of Legends of the Hidden Temple, as we are half-way close to the semi-finals. Olmec has an interesting treasure to be shared with us. So, what would it be?”

“From what MadameCat and Shinya suggested, we have a captive as the treasure for the day, and her name is Jelly,” said terminoob.

“Wait a minute; Jelly is inside Olmec’s temple?” Clappy asked.

“Uh-huh, and due to her absence from the game, you are just a lonely parrot while Jelly is immune for the rest of the day from elimination, which is due to her pursuits as a captive,” Jjs answered.

“What? She’s a contestant, we give her a spot in Olmec’s temple, and she’s safe from being eliminated? How is that fair!?” MadameCat said.

“Jelly still needs to be saved, so what? You should’ve just asked if you want to stand around pointlessly for some random guy waiting for your rescue. But I digress, and you’re not the real Jelly anyways,” said Shinya to MadameCat.

“We’re still in an alliance, and for better chances of winning, I’ll just have to weaken the opposing contestants,” said MadameCat.

“They wouldn’t believe you, so dono yō na,” Shinya replied. “You’d also be lacking the Mexican inflection.”

“I’ve been practicing enough. Viva piñata, tacos are delicioso, we shall have a fiesta when we win this game!”

MadameCat then focuses on the contestants for the Killer Piranhas team.

“Jelly, is that you? I thought you were…inside the temple,” said Steel.

“Oh no, don’t be estupido! That really wouldn’t be me; I’m undercover, if that’s fine with you,” said MadameCat. “If I were to be out of the game, there’s a special someone I would root for, and you, Steel, are my acero, I’m rooting for you!”

“That’s very…nice of you,” said Steel, “but I don’t know who I’m talking to anymore.”

“Jelly, where are you going?” Clappy said, seeing MadameCat going past her own team.

“I am off to the little senora’s room, just don’t worry about me!” MadameCat said, leaving the scene of the event.

“Yep, that seems totally legit to me,” OMJ said sarcastically. “But that be ridiculous to the fact that Jelly seems preferred to me, paying attention to Shinya.”

“To be quite honest, Jelly interests me,” said Steel.

“I was in that gig first,” Clappy added.

“Bitch please, she’s all over me, I bet,” said OMJ.

“Wait, what?” Clappy responded.

“Are you boys done? We cannot win the fabulous prize if we fight like this, right?” MadameCat said, once she reappeared.

“You guys all know what to do for this moat challenge. It’s technically a regular moat, and the first four of six of the sub-teams will advance to the trivia round,” Jjs announced. “One, two, three, and…go!”

During the challenge, Steel & Rae, OMJ, and Clappy were paddling through with their might.

“Jelly is right here, guys!” Clappy said.

“Come on, Jelly is in the temple and I’m going there first,” said Steel.

“We sure are feisty today, but Jells could use more of a god damn hero,” said OMJ.

For a while, Steel and Rae ends up falling into the deep water as we see MadameCat and Wumbo & 4EverGreen successfully pass through the moat and hit their respective gongs. While MadameCat hit her gong, Clappy fails to notice and focused to see if anybody is catching up to him. Clappy arrives third anyways, and hits the gong. Coming in fourth was OMJ, with the same result.

“We have our winners for this round: The Green Monkeys, The Purple Parrots, The Blue Barracudas, and of course…our disguised Orange Iguana,” Jjs announced and then referred to MadameCat.

“You better not rescue Jelly like that,” Clappy said to MadameCat.

“The Red Jaguars and The Silver Snakes were good, let’s see what they won for making that far,” said Jjs.

“It’s a custom Jelly T-shirt, especially in use of rooting for her,” SG10 announced.

*Confessional Cam*

Fa: I’m not sure how many times I’m unable to advance to the quiz round, but Ex is captain, and he should be assisting me, and I’m special anyways. Maybe we’re not doing hard enough.

*End*

“Were you trying to make Clappy win while in that drag?” Shinya said to MadameCat.

“We’re still an alliance, at least be polite about it,” MadameCat responded. “I at least weakened Steel and Rae and got both OMJ and Clappy cornered with this whole Jelly relationship,” she continued.

“And now Clappy knows your cross-dressing is fake, our team might possibly win when it comes to the Steps of Knowledge,” Shinya replied.

“And we’re back with Round 2, where the remaining four sub-teams take the Steps of Knowledge,” Jjs announced. “Olmec, tell us our story about Jelly.”

“It all starts with Jelly who is casually in her respective team’s trailer. Out of nowhere, a group of temple guards snatched her away and put her captive in the temple. And…that’s pretty much it. Throughout this round, you will be given random questions about Jelly. So, your quest is to find Jelly and get her out of the temple,” terminoob explained.

“And where is Jelly held in the temple, Olmec?” Jjs questioned.

“You can find her in the Observatory,” terminoob answered.

Before Jjs would give out the signal, MadameCat said, “Wumbo and 4EverGreen, you both just tap the buzzer as quickly as you could, for every answer given out.”

“Why, Jelly? I thought you’re part of the opposing team,” said 4EverGreen.

“I am not her, I am MadameCat, can you tell by my non-accent?” MadameCat responded.

“Well, whatever you say, at least I know some stuff about Jelly,” said Wumbo.

”1, 2, 3, and…start!” Jjs said.

“First question, where was Jelly at the scene of the unexpected crime?” terminoob asked.

Wumbo stepped on the buzzer first and answered with, “I don’t know, could it be inside Piranhas’ trailer?”

“That is correct,” said terminoob, as the Green Monkeys advance. “Next question, this one was not part of the story, actually. Here’s the question: what’s Jelly’s favorite band?”

Clappy stepped on the buzzer first and answered, “The Beatles, duh.”

“That is correct,” said terminoob, with the lone Purple Parrot advancing further. “Next question: where is Jelly located inside the temple?”

4EverGreen steps on the buzzer first and responds with, “That would be the observatory.”

“You know what to do,” said terminoob as the Green Monkeys are now a step closer to the next round. “What is Jelly’s nationality?”

OMJ then steps on the buzzer and responds, “Jelly is Mexican.”

“Right you are,” said terminoob. “Name another favorite band Jelly has in mind.”

OMJ takes another turn on stepping on the buzzer and answers, “QUEEN!” OMJ, Wumbo, and 4EverGreen are now close to going to the next round.

“Damn, I must win this challenge…especially for Jelly,” Clappy thought.

“We’re so eliminated again,” MadameCat thought.

“What is Jelly’s birthday?” terminoob asked.

OMJ has now stepped on the buzzer the third consecutive time and answers, “July 1st.”

“It looks like our Blue Barracuda might be heading for the temple,” Jjs announced.

“What is Jelly’s name for short?” terminoob asked again.

Wumbo then steps on the buzzer and answers, “JellyFishJammer, that means we’re going to the next round, right?”

“And it looks the Green Monkeys and the Blue Barracuda will be taking part in the Temple Duel, since we have little ideas on Temple Game challenges based on Jelly. Our Purple Parrot and Orange Iguana were close, let’s see what they’ve won,” Jjs announced.

“It’s an authentic jelly jar, no seriously, we’re just not being really creative here,” SG10 announced.

*Confessional Cam*

Clappy: I kind of felt totally robbed once OMJ took his spot for the Temple Duel. To me, Jelly is still mine.

*End*

“We’re back again and we have our Blue Barracuda and the Green Monkeys competing in our latest Temple Duel for the third round,” Jjs announced.

“Yeah, and I better not lose,” OMJ added. “So, are we supposed to use Q-tips or something?” He asked.

“Doesn’t really matter, the one who pummels his opponent gets to go inside Olmec’s Temple,” said Jjsthekid. “I suppose the three of you have done this before.”

“Yeah, déjà vu,” said 4EverGreen.

“For your weapons, you guys have…the Banhammer, Jelly’s jellyfish net, the golden spatula, and Clappy’s clap gun,” said Jjs.

“Dibs on the Banhammer,” said Wumbo.

“Jelly’s net, I guess,” said OMJ.

As they appeared on the platform for the Temple Duel challenge, Jjs has already given the signal, beginning the duel.

“You may have beaten me once, but I can beat you twice,” said 4EverGreen.

“Don’t get too cocky,” said OMJ.

Wumbo begins by whacking around the Banhammer at OMJ, as OMJ still stands.

“Okay, so that actually hurt,” said OMJ, after getting hit by the Banhammer.

“Do you want to get to Jelly very badly? You ought you defeat us!” 4EverGreen said.

“If you insist on that,” said OMJ and tries hitting 4EverGreen with the jellyfish net, which does lightly. “Me and my affections towards Jells,” OMJ said to himself.

4EverGreen and Wumbo use the Banhammer again, but it actually misses OMJ. OMJ then uses Jelly’s net and tries to corner the Green Monkeys close enough, as it just does only light damage again. OMJ then gets his mind straight, before getting hit from the Banhammer again. Once it was OMJ’s move again, he begins to surround 4EverGreen within the jellyfishing net’s barrier and attempts to throw 4EverGreen around and try to get him close to the edge of the platform where he could fall off. 4EverGreen then grabs the net handle, then the Banhammer, and hits OMJ near the front section of the Banhammer’s aim, causing OMJ to unfortunately fall off.

“And it looks like the Green Monkeys are now going to the temple, giving the Screaming Geckos immunity from elimination,” Jjs announced. “Let’s see what OMJ won for making it to Round 3.”

“It’s Jelly’s brand of bubblegum, as well as being gelatin flavored,” said SG10.

The Green Monkeys are now seen near the temple entrance with Jjs and Olmec.

“We’re back again as the Green Monkeys have the pleasure to go inside Olmec’s temple and rescue Jelly,” Jjs announced.

At the sound of that, OMJ abruptly booed.

“Well, Olmec has some instructions for the temple, care to explain for us?” Jjs said.

“You can start by going through the ledges, after that, you will reach the Pit of Despair. There are two different paths that could lead to into 70s’ throne room or the jester’s court. Any way you go, you will end up in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, assemble the monkey, and you go upstairs into the Observatory where Jelly is waiting. Rescue Jelly, and then go deep into the dark forest. Find the key or break through the wall and you will end up in Webby’s web lair. Find your way out of it and you will get to the elevator shaft that will return you to the Pit of Despair and make it out of the temple in time, with Jelly. There are three temple guards, figures. Retrieve Jelly and they will vanish. “Who would like to go first?” terminoob explained.

“Duh, I will,” said 4EverGreen.

“Not a tough choice 4EverGreen,” said terminoob, “Anyways, here’s what you could win.” He said as it goes to SG10 announcing the prizes.

Third prize is the Jelly themed boom box with extra stereo sound. Second prize will get you a lifetime supply of jelly, don’t waste it. Make it out of the temple in time with Jelly and you could go to a special ski resort with Jelly as your prominent choice,” SG10 announced.

“You want that prize, don’t you?” Jjs said. Olmec then opens up the temple gates as 4EverGreen gets himself prepared. “On your mark…get set…go!”

Within the signal, 4EverGreen begins to run through the temple as he easily goes through the ledges and drops to the Pit of Despair. He tries to see which doors would open, and he went through the jester’s court, unfortunately to run into a temple guard and give up his pendant. 4EverGreen continues by going into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, where he assembles the monkey within 21 seconds. Once it was assembled, another temple guard appears and escorts 4EverGreen out of the temple, with Wumbo doing the rest of the job. Wumbo follows the same used procedures until he was back in the shrine. The door was already open, which leads to a higher floor, and into the Observatory, where Wumbo caught his eye on Jelly.

“Don’t worry anymore Jelly, I’m here to break you out,” said Wumbo.

“Thank goodness, but it would’ve been better if Clappy or OMJ were here,” said Jelly.

Suddenly, Nathan (without the rest of the Triad) jumps out, giving Wumbo and Jelly a shock.

“You guys belong to me now, prepare to be eliminated!” Nathan said.

“Jjs, you didn’t tell me Nathan is in here!” Wumbo said.

“Exactly,” said Jjs, unaware of Nathan’s sudden appearance.

“Let’s make like a banana smoothie and make it a banana split!” Wumbo said as continues through the temple.

Wumbo and Jelly keep sprinting their way out until they reached the dark forest. Wumbo breaks the wall as he and Jelly are now seen in Webby’s web lair.

“It’s time you two are going to be tangled up!” Nathan said, as a pun to the web lair.

“How about you leave us alone?” Wumbo said. They were almost grabbed by Nathan before gingerly making their way out of the lair and going to the elevator shaft, where Wumbo and Jelly appear in the Pit and make it out of the temple with 6 seconds left of the time limit.

“I’ll be back, and so will my organization!” Nathan said, before the temple gates close down.

“You did it Wumbo! You brought Jelly back, AND you got the cool prizes, along with the ski trip for you, 4EverGreen, and Jelly!” Jjs announced. “The Killer Piranhas will now face elimination.

Meanwhile, in the Piranhas’ trailer, before the ceremony…

“Let’s make a decision on whomever to vote off,” said Shinya, “I call OMJ.”

“Are you a mad man? OMJ is one of our best players,” said Steel.

“I’ve been paying attention enough, so either you or Clappy could do the trick, if it takes one not to be distracted by Jelly,” said Shinya.

“Well, I’m going to work on that,” said Steel.

“I don’t have a good feeling about this,” said Clappy.

“And I don’t know who I’m supposed to love anymore,” said Jelly.

*Confessional Cam*

Shinya: I’d like to see how many votes we could get against OMJ. I was thankful to have Rae agree on my terms.

*End*

*Smoothie Ceremony*

“Looks like your combo has been broken and we have 5 smoothies on this plate. “Once I call your name, you are safe for tonight,” Jjs announced. “We got one for…Jelly…Shinya…RaeandAnasRock…” there was a bit of silence between Steel, Clappy, and OMJ. “Steel, you’re free.”

The only two without a smoothie were OMJ and Clappy.

“So it’s come down to this,” said Jjs.

“Of course….because I don’t really need to be in this game anymore, not much of a smart move, but I’ll take the sacrifice,” said Clappy.

”WHAT!?” Shinya said, disbelieved.

“OMJ will take care of you, right Jelly?” Clappy said.

“Yes, but if I have to pick one…with OMJ being hilarious and thoughtful as you, I prefer you Clappy,” said Jelly.

“Thank you,” Clappy responded.

“That’s great, but I’m still mad,” said Shinya, “come on Claps, please stay!”

“I don’t know Shinya, think about it. I’ve also gone through enough Jellies for one day. You were jelly…as in jealous, Jelly is Jelly, MadameCat was Jelly, and it’s almost to say I’m Jelly! Are there any other Jellies I should know about?” Clappy said.

4EverGreen then appeared, with MadameCat’s Jelly clothes, and partially smothered with grape jelly.

“Jelly, our flight is almost here. I’m doing this correctly, right?” 4EverGreen said.

Everybody else's looks were blank as Jelly comes with 4EverGreen and Wumbo for the ski trip.

While Clappy is taken to the Forgotten Temple, Jjs closes it up. “That was it for that crazy episode. With Shinya put up with OMJ, as he will now be closer to Jelly? Will the Piranhas end up losing another player? What will the returning contestant have in store for tomorrow? And will any episodes come out in a shorter time unlike this one? Find out next time on UWS: the Lost Temples.”

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NOTES/TRIVIA:
Forfeited: Clappy
Artifact: Jelly (technically)
Prizes: Jelly T-Shirt, jelly jar, jelly bubblegum, Jelly themed boom box, lifetime supply of jelly, and special ski resort trip
OMJ gets the last smoothie.

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

[Clappy]

I knew my departure was imminent. Great episode regardless though.

[SpongeOddFan]

great ep, Steel

[Steel Sponge]

Post deleted.

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

[Steel Sponge]

You heard me, a reboot is coming up for this. It will be fantastic. And since I'm so generous, here's a special look at it:

Spoiler

Jjsthekid gathered around all the SBC contestants for his announcement of the first challenge and says, "JINX!"

[Jjs Goodman]

I swear, this show has turned into the SDMI of SBC.

[Steel Sponge]

I swear, this show has turned into the SDMI of SBC.

SDMI?

Aside from that, I now have a reason to jump start on UWS again, but I have to look into my intended schedule after I'm done with the next episode.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Scooby Doo Mystery Incorperated

And nice to hear the news about this.

[kev]

I want to be apart of it!

[Supergameman]

I want to be a character!

[So Sejima]

eh seems interesting.i'll be the trustworthy player whos good at everything. hey you think i could be a character who gets in halfway? as long as i dont get hurt in every episode i'm ok with it.

[Steel Sponge]

THE DROUGHT HAS FALLEN!!!!! Forgive me for my long period of my absence from my spin-offs!

41. Equestria Fever
 

Spoiler

 

As the scene transitions to the Piranhas’ trailer, the logo is shown before revealing the main prospect.

“Wow, I wonder how long it would take for Jelly to come back from her trip. I miss Claps already,” said OMJ.

“We’re at stake at another possible elimination now that Clappy is gone, and I can consider that Jelly seems upset about that right now,” said Steel.

“Which is why we could’ve gone with OMJ, so that Jelly doesn’t join the lonely side,” said Shinya.

“So I guess Clappy must have known that OMJ could have been eliminated once he was about to forfeit,” said Steel. “I understand your petty resentment, but at least we still have him.”

“Yea, that’s right Shimya,” said SOF.

With that piece of typo, some of the Piranhas result to chuckling.

“I’ve heard funnier, you can laugh at my jokes, right?” Rae said.

“I don’t think we’ve really heard any one of yours before,” said Steel.

“Just watch….um…what do you get when you cross a banker with a fish…no…um, uh…have you heard about how many MadameCats it takes to pick a pair of nostalgia glasses?" Rae asked.

“Rae, that wasn’t nice,” MadameCat said, confronting Rae.

“Why are you even here?” Rae questioned.

“Shinya and I need a bit of a discussion, like I’d really care,” said MadameCat as Shinya escorts out of the trailer.

The scene then transitions to the Geckos’ trailer with the similar effect.

“So, our team won with Wumbo and 4EverGreen with Jelly, I didn’t see that coming,” said Fa.

“Like what MadameCat said before, we owed them,” said Ex.

“So Ex, what are your thoughts on making an alliance with me?” Fa asked.

“Look, nothing personal, but we can’t form one if we’re both going different directions. We might as well lose again in a way; 4EverGreen and MadameCat seem like two threats into losing…”

The door opens up from the trailer, revealing Wumbo with 4EverGreen who was frozen solid.

“How was your trip?” Fa asked.

“4EverGreen…froze, and Jelly really wanted to go back after two hours of being at that ski trip,” said Wumbo.

The scene then shows MadameCat and Shinya’s discussion.

“We’re still an alliance, right?” MadameCat said. “You didn’t really get the chance to let your team throw off the challenge, but we won and that still matters!”

“Of course we are, until some turn of events comes around, or whatever the next challenge is supposed to be,” Shinya said.

“Well, I went through the props closet, and already figured it out,” said MadameCat.

“I’ll talk with you later…I guess,” Shinya replied and left.

The scene then comes back to the Geckos’ trailer…

“Well MadameCat, what could be on your agenda?” 4EverGreen questioned.

“Nothing much, do I look marvelous to you?” MadameCat said, wearing a helmet prop in design of Rarity’s mane, as well as using Rarity’s attire.

“Ugh, not Rarity too…” said Wumbo.

“It’s part of the challenge and I need to do my best if we need to get immunity again,” said MadameCat.

“So we got ponies for today’s challenge? Well, you keep trying just “that,” said Ex. After his response there was a knock on the door to his trailer. “Anyways, I wonder who that could be.”

As Ex opened the door, an unfamiliar man stood there, greeting him.

“ExKizuna, my boy, I’ve been expecting you for one favor ado!” The strange person said.

“Do I even know you, or have you been stalking me? Whatever it is, you’re totally disturbing me,” Ex responded.

“You’re just the one man for me to give a special interview too!” He replied.

“Well, make it quick, I have an “interesting” challenge to attend to as well,” Ex replied.

“Then I’ll make sure you’re on time, now let’s go! You have a great opportunity ahead of yourself once I get to know more about you!”

Rae, who was outside the trailer, caught wind of Ex’s sudden appointment and goes up to him as soon as he noticed.

“Hey Ex, where are you going?” He questioned. “I know we’re separated from each other and that you’re kind of busy for something, but I think there’s something I should tell you about.”

“I’m going off to some kind of “interview", now what is it?” Ex said.

“Since I can’t keep a secret, I’ll trust you with something I just witnessed with Shinya, who seems to be in an alliance with MadameCat,” Rae replied.

“Him and MadameCat as a team, are you kidding me?”

“It’s all true, and of course, Steel Sponge used to be spongebobfan200, but I know you wouldn’t mind on that subject either.”

“Interesting,” Ex continued, “well, I’ll be back here once I am done.”

The scene then transitions to Jjs, the Geckos, and the Piranhas, all gathered up, as well as Ex who has recently returned from his surprise interview.

“Big news everyone,” Jjs announced, “aside from the latest theme, it should be considered that there are 10 of you guys left, hence the Final 10 for this season.” As the remaining contestants all cheered with their accomplishments, Jjs seizes the enjoyment by saying, “I’m afraid not.”

“What are you talking about?” Wumbo asked, as they all paused.

“A former contestant is returning for today. Put on your happy faces for Storytime7!” Jjs announced, as Storytime arrived at the scene.

“Yep, it’s great to be back,” Storytime said.

“Concerning the challenge, the place is not flooded….yet, but it will be once I have 7 lucky contestants to hit the gong.”

“So, host. What herpenned now?” SOF asked.

“Well, from what tvguy wanted to have happened for this show, welcome to a social networking challenge, for today.” Jjs announced.

 

"That's right, you all better appreciate my theme," Tvguy said sternly.

“Can you tell us what it is?” Wumbo asked.

“What can I say? Today’s theme is ponies.” Jjs answered.

“You’re kidding, right?” Shinya said disbelieved.

“Hey, I actually called it!” MadameCat added.

Seeing MadameCat’s helmet, noticing she already knew about the challenge, Jjs then says, “I guess part of our props from the studio MadameCat is using pretty much gives it away. Before we get started,” he continued, “Storytime would then reassemble with the Orange Iguanas.”

 

"This pony obsession is starting to become overkill," Wumbo said.

 

"You're all idiots if you cannot appreciate my brilliant pony idea!" Tvguy yelled.

 

"Whoa, just take it easy, man," OMJ said.

 

"Well, we have something called an opinion," Shinya said.

 

"And I'm not against it," MadameCat said.

 

"Oh, I had an opinion on Shinya as well, but I got eliminated for it," Tvguy complained again. "And of course we had to bring back Storytime, the asshole who keeps causing fights!" 

 

"Sheesh man, chill out," Jelly said, while Storytime stood there silently. 

 

"Well you know what, you are all-" Tvguy tried to say.

 

"Uh dude, we kind of have a challenge to start," Jjs interrupted, looking at his watch.

 

"Okay fine, I'm sorry, I guess I did flip out a bit...if you can find it in your hearts to forgive me, I'd like that," Tvguy said.

 

"Well, the bronies are about love and tolerance, so I guess I can, Mr. Tvguy," MadameCat said. "The others though...good luck with that."

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Shinya: Jeez, who shoved a stick up his ass?

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Wumbo: Well, I won't be surprised if Tvguy had his ass fired to the Forgotten Temple by the end of this challenge for that outburst.

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Ex: Well to start, that weird interviewer asked me some very odd and specific questions about certain contestants. I don't know what in the hell he wanted, but I am a bit cautious. Then Storytime returns, can't wait to see what more fights he causes. Next, Tvguy acts like an ass to everyone, go figure, and now we have a challenge about ponies? This challenge better be worth it for all the shit it is causing.

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Storytime: So, I’m back in the game with MadameCat. It can’t be any worse, since the current challenge is based on My Little Pony. As for Tvguy, I'll just try to ignore him for now.

*End*

“Alright, the Flood Control challenge will be done differently, as we will start off with the moat, the first 7 to hit the gong will be able to participate, which is a reward challenge.” Jjs announced. “Be prepared for my signal….1, 2, 3, and go!”

The moat challenge begins as the remaining contestants start their way navigating through it. Momentarily, the results came with MadameCat and Storytime7 the first two to hit the gong, followed by OMJ, Jelly, Ex, Shinya, and Wumbo. Steel and Rae fell over at least once, as well as 4EverGreen, who was still frozen and stiff.

“And we have our 7 competitors!” Jjs announced. “We got three fellow members from the Piranhas: Shinya, Jelly, and OMJ. And we got four members from the Geckos: MadameCat, Storytime, Ex, and Wumbo.” He continued. “The other four did great, but since this is not a regular temple challenge, they get nothing.”

The scene then transitions to Jjs’ temple.

“So we lost, why can’t we have any fun?” Fa questioned.

“The challenge won’t start yet, but since you four aren’t going to compete, you guys are going to pick a respective character for the competitors, alongside Hassan, SOF, and this guy….” Jjs announced, as Ex’s interviewer was also in the quad.

“That’s the same guy who randomly came up to interview me,” Ex thought.

“Then you might as well tell us what this challenge is about, but I do know this is about ponies,” said Steel.

“For this Flood Control challenge, the studio is flooded, and it has been since we got in here. The treasure of the day is the Sapphire Stone, and the main victor will have possession of it, depending on how long the 7 of them will go without breaking their own character. If they break it, they will be escorted out, as every single tile in the required room is composed of trapdoors.” Jjs explained. “You guys, the non-competitors decide on the others for Spike and the Mane 6. Hassan, you are first up, as you will decide for…MadameCat.”

“I think she should be…” said Hassan.

“I’m Rarity, stick to it! MadameCat said, cutting him off.

“Alright miss, hold your horses. You’re Rarity and whatever,” Hassan said.

*Confessional Cam*

MadameCat: Oh, how intolerable and negligent he was with accepting my role. I’m still happy that I’m her.

*End*

“Strange…intern that I’ve never met, you’re up for Ex,” said Jjs.

“What?” SOF said confused.

“I was talking to the other guy who’s keeping himself so focused on Ex,” Jjs reassured.

“Let’s see…what worst possible characterization could be chosen for Ex?” The strange intern thought. “It won’t take a short time for him to totally fluke, but I think I got it.” Out loud, he says, “I suggest ExKizuna should be Twilight Sparkle.”

In response, Ex just gave a flat “whatever.”

“Let’s hurry up! SOF, you pick for Wumbo!” Jjs said.

“Let’s see…. SOF thought. “I ought to see Gumbo as…Rainbow Dash.” He suggested.

“Well, I can live with that,” said Wumbo. “But I feel I’m not going to have a good time during this challenge.”

“Alright then, 4EverGreen, you decide for Storytime!” Jjs said.

4EverGreen didn’t say a word, considering that he hasn’t thawed out just yet.

“Hmm….I thinks what 4EverGreen is trying to say is that he suggests Storytime to be Pinkie Pie,” said Fa.

“Works for me,” Jjs responded.

“I can’t believe I’m actually Pinkie Pie…but that will do,” said Storytime.

“We almost got everyone. Moving on to the Piranhas side of the challenge, Steel will now choose for Jelly.”

“I can pretty much see Jelly as a Fluttershy, so that’s my choice,” said Steel.

“Let’s keep it coming, onwards to Fa to choose either Spike or Applejack to…Shinya!”

“Okay then,” Fa was saying, “for Shinya, I suggest for him…the honest-to-goodness Applejack.”

Shinya had the similar careless expression Ex has had for his respective character. After that, this left to Rae choosing OMJ as Spike. With the choosing done, the challenge was ready to begin.

“I can’t believe I’m just going to sit and watch,” said Rae.

“By the way Wumbo, don’t worry about 4EverGreen, I’ll keep him warm,” Fa added.

“This is it, the start of our biggest sleeper hit in a while, with Shinya, Jelly, and OMJ as Applejack, Fluttershy, and Spike respectively, followed by MadameCat, Storytime, Ex, and Wumbo as Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, and Rainbow Dash respectively.” Jjs announced. “Here are your helmets to represent your characters, and good luck!”

*Confessional Cam*

Jelly: Hopefully, this challenge will be worth it after my ski trip and Clappy’s resignation.

*End*

“Alright, let’s think for a moment, if I were a device to drain the flood by that studio, where could I be?” Ex said, holding a book close to his face.

“I have no clue! Let’s just have some fun looking around!” Storytime said, hopping around with a gleeful tone.

“I agree, not mention how fabulous this place is with its own décor,” said MadameCat.

“Well, let’s not get distracted into pondering or anything, we have a quest, to simply find that Sapphire Stone,” said Ex. “From the looks of it, there are two paths in front of us.”

“Of course there is, either one I could go through, it will be no problem,” said Wumbo.

“So in this case, ah reckon we split up,” said Shinya, with his best possible southern accent.

“No, we should stick together no matter what,” said Ex. “We’ll take the one path, which is to the right, if that’s fine with everybody else.”

“Yeah, what she said…or...never mind, Twilight Sparkle is right.” said OMJ.

“Oh Spike, I could your assistance for a while, if you’re up to it,” said MadameCat.

“Well, alright Rarity, what can I do?” OMJ questioned.

“Nothing much, but I know I can rely on just about anyone, especially you Spike,” said MadameCat, looking attractive in front of OMJ.

“Aw man, why couldn’t you have been Jelly? You’re just creeping me out a little bit right now-“OMJ said, before tumbling through one of many of the trapdoors.

*Confessional Cam*

Wumbo: Well, there goes Spike, he fussed up back there.

*End*

The scene transitions to the remaining players navigating through the one chosen path during the challenge.

“You know I could have just flied through here and find the Sapphire Stone anyways,” said Wumbo.

“Well, that wouldn’t part of the rules, so that cannot be an option,” said Ex.

“Ah ain’t think we’re anywhere close to the Sapphire Stone right now,” said Shinya.

“Don’t be silly Applejack! I’d say we’re only halfway once we make the right decisions!” Storytime responded.

“Um…maybe I suggest we should-“Jelly said softly.

“Hold that thought Fluttershy; we need to think deep enough on how to get any further to the Sapphire Stone,” Ex interrupted, “Anything suspicious, Rainbow Dash?”

“Nothing much going around since Spike was out, obviously. If this is meant to be a challenge, where is the excitement?” Wumbo said.

“Oh, I love exciting things!” Storytime added.

After a moment there was a wall of water streaming through the paths, drifting the contestants away from their pinpointed spot.

“Well, this is goin’ to be ah long challenge, I reckon, considering how that just slowed us down,” said Shinya.

“And this surprising dilemma has gotten my mane all sopping wet,” said MadameCat.

“This is not a problem, now we have to keep moving forward until whatever happens and….” Ex said before stopping for a moment, “Yeah, fuck this. I’m out.”

With that retort of breaking character, the trapdoor tiles drop in his spot, withdrawing him from the rest of the challenge.

“Oh no, it looks like we’ve lost Twilight,” said Jelly, softly.

“Not a problem, we can still be able to get the artifact and bust out of here in no time,” said Wumbo.

“Well, we ain’t got a leader, with Twilight Sparkle’s absence chewing us down,” Shinya responded. “Alright, so now where are we?”

“I think we’re in a dead end, with some platform over this shallow pit.” Wumbo assured. “Aw man, only if I could me or Jelly could be permitted to fly through, how could we get any closer now?”

“Maybe we just picked an unlucky path...” Jelly responded softly.

“Or maybe we can take a closer down that pit? Hopefully that could lead us further to the Sapphire Stone,” Wumbo suggested.

“That seems good enough for me!” Storytime agreed.

As the remaining competitors, except for Jelly, were going through the hollow area, Shinya questioned, “Are y’all coming with us, Fluttershy?”

“It’s too dark in there…and frightening…” Jelly responded softly.

From behind Jelly was a menacing NathanJR without his other members, startling the Piranha player.

“OH MY GOODNESS, IT’S NATHAN!” Jelly exclaimed, before triggering one of many of the trapdoor tiles, eliminating her from the challenge.

“Who are you and what do y’all think you’d be doin’?” Shinya asked.

“Have you not recognized? I am the one and only Nathan!” Nathan proclaimed, “Now get ready to suffer my own wrath!”

“Well, that doesn’t seem so nice, especially frightening Fluttershy like that,” said MadameCat. “Please do leave us alone, you no-good ruffian.”

“Yeah, you’d better leave or you’ll have to deal with me, Pinkie Pie!” Storytime said.

“Of course, what they said, and perhaps you have better things to do, ya’ meef!” Wumbo said, “Well, that’s not much of a word, but you’d understand right?...”

Eventually, Wumbo ends up falling through a trapdoor tile under his feet, eliminating him as well.

*Confessional Cam*

Wumbo: Alright, so I’ve messed up by calling Nathan a meef, which I’d never really call him like that in my own manner….and I guess the script or whatever is running out of ideas.

*End*

“Ah think we lost that kid,” said Shinya, as he, MadameCat, and Storytime submerge from the “pit,” revealing them in higher grounds. “And now it’s just me, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity.

“Goodness gracious, that was a close one,” said MadameCat. “How farther are we from the artifact right now?”

“I think we’re only half-way, I can see it from here!” Storytime responded. “And it’s also only in-between that big gap over there.”

“Ah got to say Pinkie Pie, ya’ got yourself a good eye there,” said Shinya, “Now we need to think about how we’re gonna get across.”

“I believe we can just jump over it, as tough as we could!” Storytime said.

“Oh why does this have to be so difficult?” MadameCat added.

In a moment, while they were still trying to elaborate, Nathan appears close to them once again, and gets them surprised.

“Guess who!” Nathan exclaimed.

Afterwards, the three remaining competitors jumped through the gap with Shinya and MadameCat able to make it through, while Storytime is gripping toward the cliff.

“Applejack, Rarity!” Storytime called out, “I could use a hoof.”

The situation slightly worsens as Nathan gets a hold of Storytime, at least trying to drag him down.

Shinya then grabs a hold of Storytime trying to drag him up. After think thoroughly, Shinya then says, “Ah’ll rescue you, ah promise, and ah Pinkie promise for ya’,” Shinya then tries to get Storytime back through, but end up letting go with Nathan and Storytime dropping down to their eliminations from the challenge.

“Applejack, what did you do?” MadameCat asked.

“It was a terrible mistake, but ah know Pinkie Pie is alright,” Shinya said, “Now let’s go and find that Sapphire Stone!”

Suddenly, the two remaining competitors for the challenge would feel a disturbance, coming from below as a certain noise blisters from above, revealing Storytime back in-game, looking fierce this time.

“APPLEJACK, YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!” Storytime bellowed, “AND YOU BROKE IT!”

“Oh Applejack, now look at what you have done!” MadameCat said.

While Storytime is tailing them, Shinya responds by saying, “And ah am sorry for that unfortunate mishap!”

“Well, I’ll accept your apology later, but you owed me my own time during this challenge!” Storytime said.

While still running from Storytime, he, Shinya, and MadameCat had then arrived at the location of the Sapphire Stone.

“Besides Pinkie, you fell off that cliff, would you already have been out of the game?” Shinya pointed out.

“Oh no…I’m a cheater! Now I can’t play, now that I have cheated!” Storytime said, before being pulled out from the trapdoor tiles.

“So now it is only you and I, Applejack,” said MadameCat, “and it would be you that could win this artifact.”

“Ain’t you would act too ridiculous Rarity, we’re on opposite sides, and only one would reckon to have this in our possession,” Shinya replied.

“Oh, but I insist Applejack, I am generous after all,” MadameCat replied.

“You sure are persistent, but ah say it would be a hazard to break that accent.”

“Who knows, maybe you’ll end up doing just that?”

“I just want the million dollars already-“

With that, Shinya took an unfortunate move and activated a trapdoor to insure his loss from the challenge.

“Yes, I have done it! I have scored victory for our team!” MadameCat said in an ecstatic tone as she removes the Sapphire Stone, marking her and the Geckos’ reward challenge victory.

With the removal of the stone, MadameCat takes a water ride out of the temple as the rest of the area wasn’t flooded anymore.

“And the winner is MadameCat, earning her victory with the Screaming Geckos, hooray,” Jjs said, sounding less amused.

“What could be your problem, fellow host? What has gotten you feeling all saddy-waddy?” MadameCat asked, still using her accent.

“Nothing much, but I might as well congratulate you for your winning. Your reward is a bit of a freebie, specifically, the next time you face elimination, you have a secure spot from just that.” Jjs announced. “And then would be time to announce the bad news. I got tvguy fired due to that outburst, the fans didn’t tolerate well, the executives, the interns…yep, no co-host.”

 

“That’s just plain terrible,” said Steel.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Wumbo: Yikes, my earlier confessional is pretty harsher in hindsight now...

 

*End*

Suddenly, a businessman arrives by the scene to discuss with Jjs.

“Hello, and we’re with Lunarpages,” the businessman said.

“What did you come here for?” Jjs questioned.

“It’s real important that you sign here.” As Jjs signed the form, the businessman continues by saying, “Alright men, everything must go.”

With Lunarpages’ orders, the businessmen started confiscating all the LotHT property around the set.

“What the hell is going on now?” Jjs asked again.

“We have been getting complaints about the fact that your show is using too many resources, so we’re going to have refund all the stuff you received from your budget, as everything will be repossessed.” One of the men from Lunarpages said.

As Lunarpages left, with most of the studio looking deserting, especially with noticeably no Olmec, Jjs breaks down into sobbing from his shame.

“Well, more good news is that this episode has began topping the ratings again, but more bad news? We hardly have anything left to keep the show running now!” Jjs said, miserably.

“Hey, where did everything go? Did I land in the future!?” 4EverGreen said, puzzled, now thawed.

“Let’s just say you missed a lot, but you did get a chance to see a grown television host break down like this,” Wumbo said to 4EverGreen.

“Look, because we don’t have much to use doesn’t mean we can start cheap for our next challenge. Is that right Jjs?” Shinya said.

“And perhaps there is hope. There will be a new challenge tomorrow based in a prehistoric background, now that we have to start out cheap, now you guys just enjoy yourselves.” Jjs said.

*Confessional Cam*

MadameCat: Ugh, I manage to win the challenge for my team, and we lose the Winner’s Paradise, just my luck!

*End*

“Will I get a new co-host? Will we ever get back on our feet again? What exactly caused those jerks...I mean, gentlemen at Lunarpages to do this? With all this and more to come, find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:
Artifact: Blue Sapphire
Storytime7 is reinstated back into the game, as an Orange Iguana again.
No one gets voted off.
Tvguy is fired from his co-host duties.
The Screaming Geckos win the challenge.
This took a little longer than I'd thought. Considerably, I didn't have much fun writing out the pony segment.

Stay tuned for Jjs' upcoming guest write.

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

[Jjs Goodman]

Well, it's time for my third UWS guest write..and this is not an April Fools joke. Here's the real deal - a new episode!

42. Legends of the Stone Temple

We open the episode at the UWS set to a dusty prehistoric set with the cheapest objects known to man. The previous set was gone due to Lunarpages, including the temples, Winner's Paradise, and more. The only package the crew could afford was the prehistoric set.

"Well...this stinks," Steel said, kicking a rock across the stone ground.

"I may be a nostalgic, but this set sucks hard," MadameCat said. "Just when I almost get Winner's Paradise again, it gets taken away from me! Those jerks at Loserpages better pay for this!"

 

"Jesus christ Jjs, you sure did get robbed of everything," Wumbo said. "You lost tvguy, the set, Winner's Paradise, and everything."

"Yeah, tvguy is taking it real hard.." Jjs said. "That is what he gets for his outbursts."

 

"I will not miss him," Shinya said.

 

"Good riddance to him, his vulgar insults can be taken elsewhere, in my views!" 4EverGreen said.

 

"I still am Tvguy's friend, regardless of what happened. I hope he can get over it and grow up. Anyways, I feel like we've been sent back to the 60s," Jelly said.

"More like the Dinosaur Age," Fa siad.

"And I lost my awesome Olmec voice," termi said, disappointed.

"Yeah, I know the place is in poor condition, but the show must go on. This is all I could afford - a cheap prehistoric set," Jjs said. "Of course, I will be getting to the bottom of why I got caught by Lunarpages...something didn't seem right."

 

"They probably want more money from you," Fa said.

"I'll put up with it for now," OMJ said.

"Hopefully we'll do good in today's challenge," Storytime7 said to MadameCat.

"I'm willing to give you another chance, just don't start fighting with people again," MadameCat said. "I do have immunity from the last challenge anyways."

*Confessional Cam*

Ex: Man, I don't know if I can go on anymore with this show. First, we have Nathan and his loser friends attack us throughout this season, then I get a nostalgic on my main team, Storytime returns, Tvguy gets fired for not controlling himself, and now we lost a good 99% of the studio's best features. But as the Captain..I must prevail. I'm still curious about that dude from yesterday though...who is he and what is his interest in me?
--
Storytime: Even though the set looks like a dump, the game has been going a lot better for me so far, compared to the first half of the season.

*End*

We cut to the Triad Headquarters, with Nathan, sponge_bob, and Goosey in the control room, with a steel table in the middle of the room; they were in chairs around it. We also saw a giant computer screen with cameras of every place of the UWS set.

"GOOSEY! I've been locked out of the system!" Nathan said, trying to enter his password into the computer to sabotage the set, but it said "Access denied".

We see Goosey at his chair, looking at photos of the old SBC days when he was a whacky Phineas & Ferb obsessed fanatic; he seems to be feeling guilt over what he has been doing to SBC. He then put them away when he heard Nathan.

"Yeah, I know," Goosey said. "You're out of control Nathan, and I'm putting an end to it. I'm a veteran of SBM and TV.com, plus I've been in this group longer than you. You just spent your days whining about your life on TV.com and Gamespot, so I'm taking charge-"

Nathan then got out of his chair and punched Goosey across the room, as sponge_bob gasped.

"Don't you dare try to double-cross me. I am in control of this group whether you like it or not. You and sponge_bob are simply pawns in my revenge against SBC. I've been sick of being taunted by that site, and I want revenge, and I can crush anyone who gets in my way, including you Goosey," Nathan threatened.

"Yes sir...sorry sir.." Goosey said.

"Good, now let's plot our next scheme to destroy those brats once and for all," Nathan laughed. "We may have gotten Lunarpages to destroy half of their studio with that call, but we must do more.."

We cut back to the UWS set, with everyone ready for the challenge.

"Well, this is going to be cheap, I'm calling it now," Wumbo said.

"Today's artifact is the Golden Dinosaur Bone, located in the Pit," Jjs said. "I'm too lazy to come up with a story, so just deal with it."

"Seriously?" SOF said.

"I would have loved to read that in my Olmec voice...oh wait, I can't," termi said, annoyed.

"I really don't care, let's just get this over with," Ex said.

Jjs then took everyone to the raft part of the challenge. The river was the same..but the rafts were just rocks, that were in poor condition.

"Seriously? We have to sit on these cold hard things?" MadameCat said.

"Gotta agree with her here," Storytime said.

"It's all I can afford," Jjs said. "Now then, pick your Captains/Helpers/Interns to assist you and all that good stuff, for the single player teams."

"Alright, I guess we'll have to make do," Jelly sighed. She got on the rock raft by herself, with Shinya assisting her.

"Come on lucky dice, Gary needs a new pair of shoes!" Steel said, getting on the rock raft with Rae.

"Was that quote necessary?" Rae asked.

"Probably not," Steel replied.

"BEGIN!" Jjs yelled, as MadameCat and Storytime's rock raft collapsed within five seconds, putting the Orange Iguanas out.

*Confessional Cam*

MadameCat: That's what happens when Jjs buys the cheapest set known to man! Constantly finishing dead last is getting on my nerves, but at least I have immunity from the previous challenge.
--
Storytime: Let's hope that was just a small blip with my luck..

*End*

As OMJ and SOF got ahead, Jelly and Shinya fell behind, leaving the Purple Parrots in the dust. Fa and Hassan paddled as hard as they could, as their broke apart a bit, and the Green Monkeys hit a stone gong, and eventually the Silver Snakes did too.

"Come on Shin and Pat, you can do it!" Jelly said, as Shinya and Patrick paddled with all their might, and the Purple Parrots made it to the end.

"Ugh, this raft is about to sink!" Steel panicked, but Rae kept trudging on.

"Don't worry man, we got this," Rae said, and they managed to break the paddle, but still got to the end, as the Red Jaguars were safe, and the last team to reach the finish.

"Soz OMJ," SOF said to OMJ, upon losing.

"No worries brah, I accept the defeat gracefully," OMJ said.

"Looks like our winners are the Green Monkeys, Silver Snake, Purple Parrot, and Red Jaguars. The Blue Barracuda and Orange Iguanas played a great game, let's see what they won." Jjs said.

"Now for the cheapest prizes known to man - the Blue Barracuda and Orange Iguanas get rocks! The best object in history," SG said sarcastically.

"Wow, just what I wanted," MadameCat said sarcastically back.

"A rock, eh? Heh, reminds me of The Rock," SOF said.

"These budget cuts are ridiculous so far," Steel said. "But I guess I have to adjust."

*Confessional Cam*

SOF: Hey, just trying this out...nvm.
Rae: Uh dude, the official contestants have more important things to talk about.
SOF: Alright alright. *leaves*
Rae: Anyways, Steel is a competitive and interesting teammate..perhaps he can help me make it to the finals. He has definitely proven himself.

--

Fa: I think this is the first in forever I've made it past the raft challenge. I hope I get far, I just don't want to become elimination bait.

*End*

We then proceed to the next part of the challenge, and see the four sub-teams at an old rusty and beaten down temple, that looks like it was just painted gray recently, and jjs kicked a gray paint bucket aside.

"Er...ignore that," Jjs said.

"Nice cover-up," MadameCat said.

"I admire the art work of this fine temple, it is so beautifully done. 10/10 would look at again," Steel said.

"Yes, I get it, the temple looks suckish, just bear with it. Now then, you know what is next - the Steps of Knowledge." Jjs said.

"How are we supposed to do this with no info on the story?" Jelly asked.

"And no Olmec voice!" Termi panicked.

"Alright, we got it already, terrmi," SOF said from the side lines.

"That's why these will be simple trivia questions on the prehistoric age," Jjs said. "Everyone ready?"

"Sure, I guess," Steel said.

“First question, this is the name of a SpongeBob special based on the prehistoric age," terminoob asked.

Jelly stepped on the buzzer first and answered, "SpongeBob B.C. or Ugh for bonus points."

“Correct,” said terminoob, as the lone Purple Parrot advanced. “Next question, what was the name of a mighty and dangerous dinosaur, one of the most feared kinds?"

Steel stepped on the buzzer first and answered, “T-Rex, or Tyrannosaurus Rex for full credit."

“That is correct,” said terminoob, as the Red Jaguars advanced further. “Next question: where is the Golden Dino Bone located inside the temple?"

Rae steps on the buzzer first, almost slipping on the paint, and responds with, “That would be the pit.”

“Yup,” said terminoob as the Red Jaguars are getting closer. “Who is the lead star of The Flintstones?”

4EverGreen then steps on the buzzer and responds, “Fred Flintstone, obviously.”

“You bet,” said terminoob. “Who were men during the prehistoric times?”

Wumbo steps first again and says, "Cavemen!" The Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars are close to going to the next round.

"Well, I'm doomed," Fa said.

“What is the name of a popular film series involving dinosaurs?” terminoob asked.

4EverGreen was close, but as soon as he went up, a hole appeared in the step, causing 4EverGreen to panic and flee back down to the previous step. Steel stepped on the buzzer after that and said, "Land Before Time, wouldn't forget due to how gosh darn many there are."

“The Red Jaguars are headed to the temple!" Jjs announced.

"D'oh, if only that stupid hole didn't get in my way!" 4EverGreen said.

“What is Squidward's prehistoric name?” terminoob asked again.

Wumbo then steps on the buzzer and answers, “Squog, and we win, right?"

“It looks like the Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars will be taking part in the Temple Games, and don't expect much creativity, warning you now. Our Purple Parrot and Silver Snake were close, let’s see what they’ve won,” Jjs announced.

“They get a caveman club and caveman cloth," SG said.

"Well, it's better than rocks," Jelly said.

"Ha, lame!" SOF said.

We then cut to outside the Triad HQ, revealing it was some small old factory in the outskirts of the Florida jungles, not too far from the UWS set. Goosey was outside with sponge_bob.

"Alright sponge_bob, I know I can trust you, right?" Goosey asked.

"You bet," sponge_bob said.

"Nathan has gone insane. We need to get him out of the gang and fast, or he'll do something horrible to us," Goosey said. "We can still conquer the SBCers ourselves, but Nathan has to go; I don't want to destroy the SBCers. During my time of when I had no memory of the Triad...I realized how great my life was..I'm starting to wonder if this is all worth it. But anyways, I just need to know if I can really trust you."

"Mhm," sponge_bob said. "Trust me you can!"

"Good, now let's get back inside..he may be spying on us," Goosey said.

"  ," sponge_bob said.

We cut back to the UWS set, and see Jjs with the Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars.

"Alright guys, ready for the Temple Games?" Jjs asked.

"I'm game," Wumbo said.

"No Temple Duel?" Steel asked.

"No, because of the budget cuts and all, I couldn't afford the time for one. There are also no pendants of life, as this temple has no guards," Jjs said. "Anyways, here's the first Temple Game for today: You must collect as many "dinosaur eggs" that will be thrown at you guys."

"Alright Steel, we can do this!" Rae said.

"Sure, whatever you say pal," Steel said.

"I am a PROFESSIONAL at this!" 4EverGreen said, getting his bucket ready in a catching position.

"You better hope a hole doesn't appear in the floor," Wumbo taunted.

"Don't mess up my mojo!" 4EverGreen said.

Jjsthekid then began to shoot dinosaur eggs at them from a shooter, revealing they were just plain ordinary eggs.

"These aren't dino eggs," Steel said.

"It's called using your imagination," Jjs said and threw an egg at Steel, nearly hitting him in the face, but Wumbo caught it in his bucket.

"Hey, that could have hurt someone!" Steel yelled, as he dodged more eggs and caught them.

"I must warn you of my aims," Jjs said, as threw one hard at 4EverGreen, and held his bucket in front of his stomach, as the egg went flying straight into it, but hurt 4EverGreen's stomach a bit.

"I have iron guts..!" 4EverGreen said, trying to suck up the pain. Another egg then hit him in the head, with the yolk dripping over his face.

 

"That's karma," Wumbo said.

 

"Now, let's see the scores: The Red Jaguars have 32 and the Green Monkeys have 29. This seems close!" Jjs announced.

He threw more eggs and Steel caught some more in his bucket, as Rae dropped one, and 4EverGreen grabbed it before he did.

"Mine!" 4EverGreen chuckled.

"Well, at least he didn't use a smiley," Wumbo said, catching more.

Eventually, time was up.

"Alright, let's see the counts! Red Jaguars have 43 and the Green Monkeys have...38! The Red Jaguars have won one game so far. The next game is a slider game. Just assemble these puzzles to form a dinosaur," Jjs announced.

 

Both teams then got ready. The Green Monkeys were trying to solve their puzzle, and the Red Jaguars were struggling. Eventually, the Green Monkeys finished their slider first, forming a Stegosaurus.

 

"Looks like both teams are tied, now for the final challenge," Jjs said.

 

"We can do it Wumbo!" 4EverGreen said with excitement.

 

"Let's win this Steel!" Rae said.

 

"The last temple game involves SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog They have been playing with fire and this room is going up in flames," Jjs announced, as SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog entered in and began spreading fire. "Whoever puts it out successfully first with these buckets of water breaks the tie and advances to the temple."

 

"SQUIDWARD!" Rae said happily.

 

"Don't get too happy, I hate this suit," Squog/Squidward said, as he was knocking over wooden fire sets.

 

"HOT HOT HOT!" 4EverGreen yelled, as his foot caught on fire, and tried banging it off.

 

The fires were dying out, and the Red Jaguars were dousing them fast.

 

"OOH OOH AHH!" SpongeGar/SpongeBob yelled, as he jumped in the way of Steel, who lightly punched him in the stomach.

 

"Sorry," Steel said.

 

"It's okay, I can absorb the punch!" SpongeBob laughed.

 

Eventually, the Red Jaguars managed to douse the rest of the fires first, and the room went up in steam.

 

"Darn!" 4EverGreen said.

 

"Well, we tried," Wumbo said.

 

"Nice!" Steel said, as he gave Rae a high-five.

 

"It looks like the Red Jaguars are going to the temple! The Screaming Geckos will be in our last team elimination before the merge tomorrow. The Green Monkeys played hard, so let's see what they won." Jjs announced.

"They get The Flintstones Complete 1st Season DVD, for nostalgia value," SG said.

"Oh yes, nostalgia rush here I come!" 4EverGreen said.

*Confessional Cam*

Steel: Well Rae has definitely helped..for a guy who once tried to kill us, it sure is crazy we've become such close friends.
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Rae: Steel is an interesting character, with his help we've gotten far. But I may have to work against him for the merge.

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Wumbo: Well, 4EverGreen has sure proven himself as a buffoon. Despite the fact he's helped me get very far in each of these temple challenges, his obsession with me is getting creepy, and I have to always end up pulling our weight anyways. I think I know who I'm voting out tonight.

*End*

"And we're back! The Red Jaguars will be going into the stone temple to find the Golden Dinosaur Bone. Here are the Olmec's instructions, so listen carefully." Jjs said. "Of course it won't be the same with his voice."

"You are darn right it won't. Anyways, you can start by going through the ledges, after that, you’ll reach the Temple Hall..but it may be filled with traps. After going through there, you'll end up in the Dark Room, you may need to light the old candles to see. After that, you will approach another Temple Hall - same as the last one, and surprise, more traps. Then you will come to the Puzzle Room, where you must assemble a picture of a dinosaur, and you have limited time, so make it quick. Finally, you will come to the Pit. Dig up the Golden Bone, and head toward the Temple Exit, but be warned, there could be a trap there too. Anyways, there are no temple guards; we lost them temporarily due to Lunarpages, but there are enough traps to make up for it,” said terminoob. “Who would like to go first?”

"I'll do it," Steel said.

"Do it for the team!" Rae said, encouraging him.

“Okay, Steel. Now here are the prizes that you will win!” Terminoob said.

“First, you’ll receive a T-Rex costume; good for scaring kids on Halloween. Second prize is a stone wheel. Get out of the temple in time with the artifact and you’ll earn yourself a trip to a Dinosaur Museum!” SG10 announced.

“Sounds great, right?” Jjs said.

"Minus the stone wheel, yeah," Steel said.

“Olmec raise the temple gates,” Jjs commanded. Once the gate was open, Jjs then said, “On your mark, get set, and go!”

Steel sprints inside the stone temple and he easily gets through the ledges, despite nearly falling once or twice. After that, he travels through the hall, and skips over some broken tiles that could make him fall, dodging some spears shooting out of the ground and wall, and nearly got hit, but he was safe. Steel then went into the Dark Room. He couldn't see at first, but he saw a switch, and the candles turned on. He continued through the second hall, and there was a bridge that began rattling, but he managed to keep crossing. However, it began to snap off, and he quickly ran to the other side, as the bridge collapsed behind him, and he dodged more shooting spears. He came to the Puzzle Room, and managed to assemble a picture of a Pteradactyl. The gate opened up, and he went through a tunnel that brought him to the Pit. He went downward into a mining area, and saw a shovel. He began digging, and eventually found the Golden Dinosaur Bone, which was underground at the center of the room. He then headed toward the exit, but just then, a giant boulder came crashing down from above. Steel ran, as he tripped, but got back up, and managed to zoom out of the temple, as the boulder crashed into the entrance, and he had two seconds to spare.

 

"He did it! Not only did Steel get the T-Rex Costume and Stone Wheel, but he also won the trip to the Dinosaur Museum with Rae!" Jjs announced, and Rae cheered.

"Great job, dude, and you didn't even need my aid!" Rae said, giving him a high-five.

"The funny part is I'm not even a great runner, but that sure was intense," Steel said. "The fact there were no temple guards probably made it easier."

"What is our replacement Winner's Paradise?" Jelly asked.

"The Piranhas get to party in a special area in the jungle, where I set up a small picnic," Jjs said.

"It's better than the stone age," Squidward said.

We then see the MadameCat talking with Wumbo, Ex, Storytime7, and 4EverGreen in the Geckos' trailer, while Fa was outside.

"I say we give Fa the smelly boot," MadameCat whispered.

"Er...why? What did he do wrong?" Wumbo asked.

"He's useless, and doesn't do much," MadameCat said. "Besides, I sense a merge is coming up, and he just doesn't seem as powerful as the rest of us anymore."

"I can see that I guess, but eh, whatever floats your boat," Wumbo said.

"Personally, I would have voted off Storytime or you MadameCat, but Storytime hasn't been a douche today, and I can't vote for you due to your immunity. As much as I liked working with Fa, it is true he hasn't really contributed much lately...so maybe for once, I agree with MadameCat?" Ex said, then realizing what he just said, and face-palmed.

"Well, I'm surprisingly not too offended by that," Storytime said.

"Aw, thanks Ex," MadameCat blushed.

 

"That still doesn't mean I'll vote for him," Ex groaned.

 

*Ballot Scenario*

 

"Well, I can't vote for MadameCat, so...I guess it has to be you, " Fa said, voting for 4EverGreen.

 

"Yeah, sorry dude, but I think your shenanigans have gone on long enough," Wumbo said, hovering his torch over 4EverGreen's name.

 

"Ugh...this is just such a difficult choice. While MadameCat is unfortunately right about Fa not doing much lately, I do feel Fa is probably the last person I can tolerate on this show when everyone else drives me nuts, so I'd hate for him to go. I guess out of them all, it's you, green dude, since I can't vote for MadameCat," Ex said, voting for 4EverGreen as well.

 

"It's nothing personal or anything, it's just everyone else has more potential to make it to the final two with," MadameCat said, voting for Fa.

 

"I really don't know who to vote for. I guess MadameCat has a point, sorry Fa," Storytime said, voting for Fa.

 

"Oh my....such a hard choice. Out of them all, I suppose you are the most likely though," 4EverGreen said, not revealing his vote.

 

*Stone Ceremony*

"Alright, Lunarpages also cut out Smoothies, so I'm forced to use stones for the ceremony." Jjs said.

"Can we eat them?" Wumbo asked jokingly.

"If you wanna lose some teeth, sure. Anyways, I have five stones on this plate. First off, MadameCat had immunity from the previous challenge, so she gets the first stone. Now then...Ex is safe, Wumbo is safe, and Storytime is safe." Jjs said, throwing stones at them.

"Surprised I'm not off by now, but I won't complain, this is great so far," Storytime said.

It was between 4EverGreen and Fa, with Ex a bit nervous.

"I'm dead," Fa said.

"Were you even alive? You only said maybe one or two things per episode," MadameCat said snidely.

*Confessional Cam*

Wumbo: Honestly, I voted for 4EverGreen, no matter what MadameCat said about Fa. I don't care if 4EG isn't eliminated or not, but I'm getting tired of his antics.
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Storytime: I think my return is a new beginning. I hope I can make it to the end!

*End*

 

"Well, this is an interesting bottom two. The green guy who hasn't done anything evil this season, and has kind of mostly relied on Wumbo's help, and then we have the guy who kind of just has not done much lately after his rivalry with CDCB ended," Jjs said.

 

"Sorry bro, I guess I just don't have much of a place right now," Fa sighed,
 

"And the last stone goes to..." Jjs continued.

 

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...

 

"Well....this is interesting." Jjs said.

 

"What is it?" Storytime asked.

 

"Apparently Fa and 4EverGreen both had an equal amount of votes," Jjs said, further reading them. "So we have the first ever tie in UWS history."

 

"How the hell did that happen?" Ex asked.

 

"What?!" Fa said.

 

"In the words of M. Night Shymalan, what a twist! This is just like the twist ending to The Sixth Sense, which I will not spoil to you all back home. So, does this mean we are dealing with a double elimination?" 4EverGreen asked.

 

"Both Fa and 4EverGreen apparently got three votes each, since there are six of you. Now, here's the deal. A new Adventure Time is coming on in five minutes, so let's make this quick. I can't have a double elimination in this episode due to my strict schedule. We're going to have an unofficial Temple Duel to settle this," Jjs announced.

 

"Wow, the first ever tie in UWS history, and I'm here to witness it," Storytime said.

 

"Well...good luck, I guess," Fa said, shaking hands with 4EverGreen.

 

"Fa better win.." Ex mumbled.

 

"True that, I can't deal with 4EverGreen much longer," Wumbo said.

 

Jjs then takes the Geckos to a small gray pyramid, and Fa and 4EverGreen were on top.

 

"This is the most intense elimination ceremony ever," MadameCat said.

 

Fa decided to use his caveman club prize as a weapon, while 4EverGreen used an ore. The battle had begun, and Fa was clashing with 4EverGreen. 4EverGreen swung his ore, and Fa barely dodged it. He then kept clashing, as Fa was getting a small edge over him, but 4EverGreen managed to swing the ore underneath Fa's feet, causing him to trip backward and fall off the pyramid.

 

"Sorry Fa, but it looks like 4EverGreen won the duel. That means you're out pal," Jjs said, while Ex was disappointed from this.

 

"Woo hoo! I'm still in! Sorry Fa..." 4EverGreen said.

 

"It's alright guys. I made it pretty far for a newcomer, and I guess my time was up. Bye guys, it was fun while it lasted," Fa said, heading off to the Forgotten Temple.

 

"Good news, or maybe bad news for some of you: Tomorrow the teams merge, hope you had fun," Jjs said. "Now you are lone wolves. Along with that, I'll hopefully get a new provider and get off this cheap set."

"Aw, but I just got back!" Storytime said.

"Well, you are slowly redeeming yourself," Ex said. "Slowly."

"I'll miss having a partner, but I do want to win the grand prize myself!" MadameCat said.

*Confessional Cam*

Ex: Well, now I won't have to be around Mrs. Cat, Mr. Green, and Mr. Brony. But man, I'm bummed out right now. Fa was probably one of the last few sane people left here.
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Wumbo: I'm fine with this merge, as long as I am away from 4EverGreen. Still man, that was a really intense elimination. If only Fa had won...

*End*

"Well folks, that was a really intense episode! How will the teams do now that they will be merged? Will I get my creativity back? Will I get a new co-host? Will the set come back? And how will things go down between the players? Stay tuned for more, on UWS!" Jjs said, signing off.

Before it ended, we cut to the Triad Headquarters, and see Goosey confronting Nathan.

"It's over Nathan. You're out of the group," Goosey warned. "I'm not letting you destroy the SBCers, I may have had bad blood, but I want to defeat them, not destroy them!"

Just then, Nathan pulled out a remote and pressed a button, that made Goosey shake and stutter, as he slowly collapsed to the ground.

"Oh Goosey Goosey Goosey...sponge_bob told me of your little betrayal, so I planted cobra venom in your spine when you were sleeping earlier," Nathan laughed, and sponge_bob smiled. Goosey gasped at sponge_bob.

"Ugh.." Goosey said, as his back kept shaking with venom and he tried to get up. "Fine..I give in."

"Good...now here is what we are going to do. We will finish off the game show and sabotage it...then we destroy the players. WE DESTROY THEM! MWA HA HA HA! WE DESTROOOY THEM!!" Nathan laughed, going insane, and the episode ended.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Eliminated: Fa

Artifact: Golden Dinosaur Bone
Prizes: Rocks, Caveman Club, Caveman Cloth, Complete First Season of The Flinstones DVD, T-Rex Costume, Stone Wheel, and Trip to a Dinosaur Museum

First ever tie in UWS history. 4EverGreen wins the tie breaker Temple Duel, causing Fa to be eliminated.
The Smoothie Ceremony is replaced with a Stone Ceremony.
The teams will be merged in the next episode.

[So Sejima]

lol with terminoob freaking out just because he didnt have the olmec voice. hilarious.

[Steel Sponge]

With the Spin-Off Festival underway, I should be able to shit out the next episode tomorrow. A minor warning feature will be followed by this and may eventually be put up for every other ep, to spare my breakdown from nearly two months ago.

[So Sejima]

I'm starting to question if you are still doing this.

[SpongeOddFan]

has this new ep comes out yet?

[So Sejima]

has this new ep comes out yet?

No it hasn't

[Burgerpants]

Me want in.