Underwater Survivor: SBC Style (003 Waterfall)

[101 Dalmatian Street]

Me want in.

 

The roster for Season 3 seems to be full at the moment. I dunno what to do for a replacement spot, which seems likely.

 

Anyways, next episode should be up eventually.

[Sweat]

Am I in season 3?

[101 Dalmatian Street]

THE DROUGHT HAS FALLEN....AGAIN!

 

NOTE: The entire spin-off is a harmless joke and not meant to offend users, even outside of this website. Please do not mind the outdated users, as they will be fixed out as the story progresses, which progressed pretty slowly at the time. Don't be surprised if this is copy and pasted for every other episode. In addition, apologies again for the consecutive schedule slips. Enjoy!

 

43. Shinya Dynasty

 

Spoiler

 

“Don’t fret guys, the next part should be here in no time,” ExKizuna said, mocking a certain somebody. Apparently, he was in the Dinosaur Museum. “Well, this sucks! This can’t hold us forever!”

“This still in a different timeline you know,” said Steel. “Just don't let Jjs catch you being in here, as you were on the losing team last challenge."

 

“Well, I can’t miss seeing Pulp Fiction, because that is what they are showing in my favorite theater tonight," Ex replied.

 

“Hmmm…I never have seen it.” Steel replied.

 

“You’ve never seen Pulp Fiction!?” Ex said, baffled with his response to the movie. “You must really have some bad taste in what you watch!”

”Alright, so Rae and I sneaked you inside here and I was just wondering….Rae told me you had a bit of a strange interview. Do you know why that random guy wanted to interview you, and did you have anything to say during that?” Steel asked.

 

“I didn’t really care who the hell that person was, but he got my interview burned on a CD, when I found it and watched it for a moment,” Ex answered. “But you and Rae don’t really want to see this.”

 

On the next day, Jjs has already assembled the remaining 10 contestants for the usual set-up.

 

“I have an important announcement for all of you,” Jjs proclaimed, “First off, all of our stuff is back ever since we’ve gotten a new distributor. Moving on, there’s 10 of you guys left and the two teams will finally merge as we are now in the invincibility round. One person will be able to win immunity and share it with one person who is in his or her sub-team.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

4EverGreen: That’s good news. I can’t believe I made it this far in the game and I hope I can even make it to the final round! That tie breaker Temple Duel was intense last night!

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Rae: If it wasn’t for all the help I was given, I would have already lost. As long as I advance even further, there can only be one winner!

 

*End*

 

“Also, that would exclude the use of captains and interns during this time. As for Shinya and ExKizuna, they will be moved to one of the sub-teams.” Jjs added. “The Silver Snakes will come back as the two of them will join said sub-team.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Shinya: It looks like I’m on the Silver Snakes with Ex. Ha, there’s no way I’m going to lose immunity with him and I still in this game!

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MadameCat: For my own circumstances, I guess Shinya is out of the picture for my alliance, but I am prepared to start up a new one…

 

*End*

 

“Hey Storytime, how do you feel like starting an alliance with me?” MadameCat asked.

 

“What? Are you kidding?” Storytime said with disbelief and an unimpressed look on his face.

 

“Look, we were on the same team and we’re on the Orange Iguanas after all, but I think we can provide a bonus if you accept my offer,” MadameCat replied.

 

“It’s nothing personal…alliances can be too mainstream. Just look at Shinya and Ex now, and I think they’ve already settled a team of their own,” Storytime continued. “And I bet 4EverGreen and Wumbo are doing just fine, even as a pair.”

 

“And I bet they’re going to kick your butt out of the game, if that’s what you want.”

 

“Okay then. That depends though, who’s our additional teammate?”

 

MadameCat and Storytime eventually turn to Jelly, as who MadameCat was referring to.

 

“So you’re starting an alliance, MadameCat?” Jelly said. “To be honest, I don’t do alliances and the same can apply to OMJ and Clappy.”

 

“It’s because you and Jelly are the remaining two contestants right now is it?” Storytime questioned.

 

“It’s not just that,” MadameCat said. “Jelly, I see you as a strong opponent and once we stick through this game together, we’ll be unstoppable. So, what do the two of you think about forming an alliance with me?”

 

“What the heck? I’ll join,” Storytime responded. “It better not be planned out awfully and we better not lose Jelly either.”

 

“Sure thing, I’ll be able to assist you. I do just well with everybody in this game,” Jelly responded.

 

”Excellent! And here’s some things I would like to give out before this challenge…” MadameCat said.

 

“Is everybody ready? We’ll be heading off to my temple again and I’ll explain how the next challenge will go,” Jjs announced.

 

“It better not nearly kill us and have Nathan involved in it,” Shinya added.

 

Within minutes, everybody has arrived at the temple for the next challenge.

 

“This challenge is set in the ancient Japanese era, the “new” H.U.T. are once again hiding around in here. The Samurai Blade artifact that is in this temple is being guarded by them. The first person who gets it wins invincibility and may share it with the person in his or her sub-team, or if another person manages to get it with them.” He continued. “I’ll add some additional rules too. About the team helpers, you can now choose technically any Spongebob character at the moment.”

 

“I pick Squidward again!” Rae said, jumping the gun.

 

“Whatever you say,” said Squidward with a jaded expression.

 

“Oh I don’t know….King Neptune?” Steel said who was trying to think.

 

“We can throw in Triton for you, because that would be cheating according to my book,” said Jjs. “Otherwise, your helper is a one-time thing.”

 

“That’s not fair,” Triton said rebelliously as soon as he appeared. “What game show is this anyways?”

 

“One more thing to the rules thing,” Jjs continued. “You all have your Immunity Leis, right? Keep them around you during the whole challenge. If you lose it somehow, then you’re doomed to face elimination if you don’t have one. Let the challenge commence!”

 

Once the gates were opened, the remaining contestants started going ‘round the temple.

 

“Let’s split up in half. I think we’ll all be able to get to Samurai Blade whatever path we go to,” 4EverGreen said, referring to the two paths in front of them.

 

“Fire away,” said Shinya.

 

“Let’s see, I’ll go with Wumbo….” 4EverGreen said, thinking about the setup.

 

“Jelly, Storytime and I will go with the Green Monkeys,” MadameCat suggested. “We’re an alliance after all, and that should make five of us already.”

 

“Wait, Jelly is in an alliance with you?” OMJ said.

 

“Don’t worry about it, it’s all just teamwork from here,” Jelly responded.

 

“Say Ex, what is that disc that you’re carrying in that pocket?” OMJ asked.

 

“It’s nothing important, but I did forget that it was in my pocket. Could be that Pulp Fiction movie that I was watching,” said Ex. “So I guess I’m going with Shinya, Steel, Rae, and OMJ for this challenge.”

 

“That’s right,” said Rae.

 

“It looks like we’re doing fine. So come on and hurry up!” Ex exclaimed as he and the others take the left path while the other half of the contestants takes the right direction of the temple. The scene goes to 4EverGreen, Wumbo, MadameCat, Storytime, and Jelly’s point of view.

 

“The temple is in some kind of Japanese background. Unless we’re lucky, Shinya could obviously take the cake and win immunity,” Wumbo evaluated.

 

“Who knows what we’re going to run into? Besides, our alliance doesn’t look like it’s in full effect right now,” said Storytime.

 

All of a sudden, ninja temple guards dropped by from the ceiling.

 

“Ninjas, so it’s going to be the old-fashioned way, huh?” MadameCat said. “We’ll handle them.”

 

Just like that, the MadameCat-Storytime-Jelly alliance began to counterattack with the ninjas and performed a surprisingly good amount of combat moves. Punching and upper cutting the enemies, they were eventually taken down.

 

“How did they do that?” Wumbo wondered.

 

“Is the next room vacant?” MadameCat questioned. “Anyways, I knew some good fighting moves. I gave Jelly and Storytime a little bit of a lesson of self-defense before Jjs got us to the canoe.”

 

“I don’t think so. Let’s move on though, even if it was that quick,” said Wumbo.

 

The scene then shows the other half of the contestants who were navigating through the temple.

 

“So Ex, I guess we’re in an alliance now, if we can agree on that,” said Shinya.

 

“We wouldn’t call it much of an alliance, the way we perform might as depend on what we are,” said Ex.

 

“There’s nothing here, so I guess we can just move on,” said Steel.

 

“Yeah, this temple is bogus, man!” Triton said.

 

As the five contestants were moving along, they approach a duo of temple guards, in the disguise of Japanese men. They were halted by the temple guards as they started speaking Japanese, much to the confusing to everybody except Shinya.

 

“So, this is the best Jjs can come up with?” Steel questioned.

 

“Have some tea!” One of them said, spilling it over Steel’s eyes.

 

“What’s going on? My eyes are burning and I can’t feel my face!” Steel exclaimed. The temple guards then started shooting exploding rice balls around the area, replacing their hands as cannons.

 

“What is this?” Squidward said with utter shock.

 

“Most importantly, how the hell are we going to get through them?” Ex said.

 

“I’ll take care of this! I’ll try and protect Steel just the same too!” OMJ said. He started beating around the temple guards, but it had no effect. The duo then grows a third arm each and wrapped them around to trap OMJ.

 

“Squidward, do you think you can help us out here?” Rae said.

 

Squidward walks up to the temple guards and says, “I suggest that you both should let us go, we’re in a middle of an idiotic game and these poor suckers want to win invincibility. There was no answer. Squidward walks back and says, “Well, I tried. My shift’s done but I’m still going to tag along.”

 

“This is hopeless!” Rae says while the duo continues to shoot out exploding rice balls.

 

“I think I know how to settle this down,” said Shinya, “Shattodaun!”

 

With that word being said, the temple guards stop, release OMJ, and fly off.

 

“Like, Big Lipped Alligator Moment, guys!” Triton said.

 

“Ugh…my eyes…” Steel groaned.

 

“So, the Japanese word for shutting them off is the secret code,” said Shinya and looks at the dropped teacup, still contained with tea. “In the meantime, I better set up a trick against Nathan and his other doofuses that’ll knock his lights out for a while, if it can stun Steel pretty easily.”

 

“Not bad. The million bucks are already ours!” Ex added.

 

“Ugh…I think I’m getting a little better now,” said Steel. For a moment, he then thinks, “Imagine the other contestants at a situation like this…”

 

The main scene then transitions to the other half of the contestants in their current condition.

 

“And how are we going to be able to solve this thing!?” MadameCat said, referring to a Japanese transcribed door that won’t open.

 

“I knew we should’ve had Shinya here instead,” said 4EverGreen.

 

“Oh shut up,” said Storytime said. “No offense though. Does anybody know Japanese? It looks like this challenge is already done.”

 

“This is just some obligatory password activated door. Allow me to figure this out,” said Wumbo, “Open sesame-yeah this door’s not opening, sucks to be us.”

 

Noise then started to echo coming from behind the door, where Nathan, sponge_bob, and Goosey were present.

 

“Alright you two, our next operation should begin. As usual, this is to end this game show once and for all!” Nathan ordered out. “Once they come at us, we attack and put them in our trap!”

 

“Whatever boss,” said Goosey. “I don’t know why we need that door over there though.”

 

“What’s your point?” Nathan asked.

 

“^, besides I don’t think anybody’s gonna figure out that the password is “Nathan is the supreme master of the internets around the entire worlds that orbit around the bright burning red sun,’” sponge_bob said aloud.

 

The password-activated door then fell over, which revealed an open space as the contestants and the H.U.T was both unnoticed.

 

“Forget this. We’re here to guard that blade from them, so let’s move out!” Nathan said. He and his teammates then quickly spread out.

 

“Did you guys hear Nathan?” 4EverGreen asked.

 

“I think you’re just imagining things,” said MadameCat.

 

“Guys, the door is open for some reason,” said Storytime.

 

“Surprisingly convenient, but at least we’ll get even closer to that thingamajig!” MadameCat said, and the five contestants moved on, switching back to the other group.

 

“Hey Ex, can you hand me that disc you have? I should at least entertain myself while we’re doing this challenge. I actually brought my laptop,” OMJ said.

 

“You better not get caught by Jjs for sneaking that in though,” Ex responded. “Suit yourself, but remember that it’s nothing important.”

 

OMJ then popped up the CD into his laptop and started watching Ex’s recorded interview with the proclaimed “random guy.” OMJ’s look of curiosity then turned into shock upon watching it.

 

“Guys, unless you want to see this, shit is gonna start brewing up,” said OMJ.

 

“See what?” Wumbo asked when his group approached the others. “How did you even get your laptop all the way here anyways?”

 

“It’s not mine. I found it somewhere in the Winner’s Lounge before Jjs took us here and before Lunarpages came!” OMJ answered. “Ex was carrying around that CD and I thought why not.”

 

“Let me see,” said Wumbo, as the 10 contestants were all gathered up to watch Ex’s recorded conversation.

 

“Thinking about it, 4EverGreen can be a really lulzy teammate, it’s just not bearable! In fact, he’s all caught up with Wumbo and thinking they’re perfect together.” 4EverGreen was first to react disapprovingly. “Speaking of Wumbo, he must be so smartass to get away from anything, considering that the wimp gets 4Ever’s help. There’s Steel, always trying to be cool.” While they were still watching, Wumbo and Steel become stern. “It gets bad when he’s unable to take opinions at times. He used to be spongebobfan200 or whatever, which Rae told me about. Anyways, it gets bad seeing him and MadameCat, the nostalgic one, together who’s constantly dragging him down.” MadameCat gasps at this sight and grows mad. “And then there’s her alliance with Shinya, but what Shinya is just doing is trying to do is shove OMJ off and get to Jelly. Speaking of OMJ, he’s downright praised to the core and is always letting himself go around Jelly.” While the video is still going on, OMJ and Jelly look unhappy. “Jelly, however, is just hopelessly set up between three other contestants that she controls like a dog trainer. Storytime is a hardcore brony, and that can get really freaking annoying.” Storytime was next to react and wasn’t pleased like all the others. “Rae can’t really keep secrets and that’s a big problem, but he’s nothing of a real threat either, pathetic if you ask me. So, do you have any more questions for me?” OMJ then closes the laptop on the pre-recorded interview.

 

“Look, no hard feelings,” said Ex. “We’re always happy regardless of this, right?”

 

“I’m speechless now,” said Jelly. “Seriously Ex, you said that behind our backs?”

 

“Wait, how did Ex know that I had a short-term alliance with MadameCat?” Shinya asked.

 

”Rae told me about it, along with the spongebobfan200, he just couldn’t let it go.” Ex answered.

 

“All that matters is that you’ve done a bad thing Ex. I can’t believe I’m going on a tirade on this too, but yeah, thanks for being our team captain,” Wumbo said, as well as going into a sarcastic tone.

 

“Hey, did MadameCat already get a head start or what?” 4EverGreen said, noticing MadameCat was already gone. She also apparently dragged Storytime and Jelly with her.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

MadameCat: Ugh, I am so frustrated at the moment! First, Rae apparently slips out his tongue revealing my alliance with Shinya, and then Steel was apparently some guy I had argued with for a few times. Worst of all, Ex has to talk trash about all of us. Why can’t I just vote off all these traitors at once!?

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Steel: I’m so eliminated….

Rae: Highly doubtfully. Take a look at me right now.

 

*End*

 

“Hey guys, I can see Nathan and his goons! We can’t let MadameCat’s alliance win immunity right now!” Shinya said.

 

Unfortunately, Shinya, Ex, Steel, Rae, OMJ, Triton, and Squidward get hogtied while the rest of the contestants stand still and wait for Nathan’s response.

 

“Make another move, and you’ll be out of here, one by one,” said Nathan.

 

‘There goes my millions,’ Shinya said to himself, ‘but I still have Plan B.’ “Hey Nathan, as long as my arm still isn’t tied up, I suggest you have some tea!-“

 

“Oh thank goodness, I’m parched anyways,” said Storytime, reaching for the teacup without making a step.

 

“Storytime, you fool!” Shinya shouted out.

 

When Storytime gulped down the tea, he paused for a moment, and started to go into a dangerous form of rush, stunning his own mind and began bouncing around, making Nathan lose focus.

 

“You are going down! We have you guys surrounded!” Nathan exclaimed.

 

“How pleasant, we’re caught by Nathan, thanks to you Rae,” said Shinya.

 

“What did I do?” Rae asked.

 

“For starters, prevent any of us from trying to win invincibility,” Shinya replied. “Practically you failed to keep a secret and let this stuff go down.”

 

”And unfortunately, Storytime has tasted Shinya’s own trick,” said Steel. “I don’t know why I have to end up with the four of you.”

 

“Alright, that’s enough talk from you,” said Nathan. “Goosebumpsfan, send in the kraken!”

 

“You’re doing that for a historical Asian background where we’re standing in nothing but tiles?” Shinya pointed out.

 

“We have no idea about the challenge…” said Goosey.

 

“We still have to get that blade somehow,” Wumbo thought.

 

“Not if I have something to do with it!” Nathan said.

 

”Not if I have something to do with it either!” Steel said and looks at Triton. “Come on Triton, you’re my helper here. Please free us!”

 

“Whatever you say,” said Triton. He then uses his powers to undo the ropes, freeing himself, Squidward, and the trapped contestants.

 

“How anti-climatic,” Nathan thought. “Sponge_bob, Goosebumpsfan, get them!”

 

“ ,” sponge_bob responded.

 

“As you wish, leader,” said Goosey.

 

“Everybody run for it!” Steel said, as the 10 contestants and Nathan were making their way for the Samurai Blade.

 

“As for you, Rae, I bet you don’t even deserve this since you spilled those beans!” Shinya said, breaking his Immunity Lei.

 

When the 10 contestants, alongside Nathan, approached the artifact, they begin to fight over it.

 

“This Samurai Blade is mine!” Ex exclaimed.

 

“There’s no way you’re winning this out, traitor!” MadameCat exclaimed.

 

“You’re all going down!” Nathan bellowed.

 

“I need to win invincibility, get out of my way!” Wumbo cried out.

 

“You’re wrong, I need this!” Steel said.

 

“This thing should go down to me, so shall the million dollars!” Shinya exclaimed.

 

“I think we all know who’s going to nab this!” Rae said.

 

“I must win the invincibility! I want to be Number T!” OMJ cried out.

 

“Why can’t we all get along? This is just ridiculous!” Jelly said.

 

“I hate conflicts!” 4EverGreen added.

 

“Hey, there’s no way Nathan’s going to get invincibility!” Storytime exclaimed.

 

The Samurai Blade then started to glow and formed a blast around Nathan and the remaining 10 contestants. The person who was holding it was Shinya. With the strikes from the sword, the flood was gone, the H.U.T. was forced to evacuate the temple and a shortcut was activated for the exit.

 

“Congratulations to Shinya for winning immunity!” Jjs said, once the 10 contestants were out of the temple. “With that, he will also be able to share it with Ex.”

 

“What do you mean Ex is safe!? He’s a betrayer by heckling about us!” MadameCat exclaimed.

 

“That’s true, but besides the two of them, whoever gets voted off next is your choice.” Jjs said. “Now let’s get back to the usual spot, shall we?”

 

After a few minutes, the contestants were back at the site, and are currently discussing the next person to be kicked off the game. The current scene shows MadameCat, Storytime, and Jelly.

 

“I can’t believe this. Right now, we got three people to worry about, which are Steel, Ex, and Rae!” MadameCat said.

 

“Don’t take it too hard. Ex betrayed us, but he can apologize about this crap…right?” Jelly said.

 

“We’re still in this alliance, and Ex is a troublesome, heartbreaking delinquent, am I right!?” MadameCat continued.

 

“Right!” Jelly responded.

 

“And Rae is an H.U.T tyrant who passes on unwanted facts about us!”

 

“Right!”

 

“And Steel is a dirty, rotten, pig-faced, googley-eyed, carnivorous transvestite!”

 

“Right….wait, what?”

 

“Just forget that stuff, we just need to vote out somebody and right now it’s either Ex or Rae,” said MadameCat.

 

“I don’t know what was in that tea, but I still feel odd in some inconvenient ways, but I’m sure that won’t last for a long time,” said Storytime. “Oh well…”

 

“But how are we going to eliminate Ex if he’s got shared immunity?” Jelly asked.

 

“I got a plan, and it requires approval from the host,” said MadameCat, holding out a cell phone.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Steel: Ugh…this is a disaster…and I feel guilty right now. MadameCat is looking fine, but I don’t want her to be devastated like this….even if she’s nowhere near elimination…oh what am I supposed to do now?....I better get down to making my vote though.

 

*End*

 

*Smoothie Ceremony*

 

“We got a surprise for all of you,” said Jjs, holding out the smoothies. “Before the voting commences and the 9 smoothies get passed out, we have a jury to decide whether or not Ex deserves to have immunity.”

 

“What!?” Everybody said in shock, except for MadameCat.

 

“Wait, I’m going to lose my immunity!? Care to elaborate, Jjs?” Ex asked.

 

“As you can see, most of the contestants here disagree with the idea of you being secure for the next challenge, so MadameCat requested me to bring a jury of three members to decide on your role of either safety or elimination,” said Jjs.

 

The jury members are then seen walking by for the ceremony. They were revealed to be Prince Darkstar, Clappy, and Fa.

 

“Prince Darkstar, Fa and Clappy are here today to decide on Ex’s fate,” Jjs continued.

 

“Wait a minute, is that ACS!? What is he doing here!?” Ex exclaimed.

 

“I’m here to make a point here,” Darkstar said. “I should be known as Prince Darkstar now. As the first person of this jury, I will declare Ex’s invincibility to be uncertified for his wrongful doings. Ex betrayed the rest of the competitors after all. I know what you’re all thinking, I do have rough times with the guy, but it’s important that he doesn’t earn his immunity.”

 

“Shinya earned it for me, and I’d never thought that dissing them could cause all this chaos!” Ex said.

 

“Just cut off his immunity and let him get eliminated for a chance already,” said Prince Darkstar.

 

“Alright then, so that makes 1 vote against Ex. Do you have any thoughts on this Fa?” Jjs said.

 

“Ex can’t possibly lose his immunity! He stabbed at those members, but at least he was honest! He’s not afraid either if he gets voted off or not. The deal is, Ex earned his immunity, and didn’t mean to cause a catastrophe, so he should stay until he is decided to be off the game, besides getting immunity at some other times!” Fa explained, as Ex seemed pleased Fa was still defending him.

 

“So we now have 1 vote in support of Ex and 1 vote against Ex. Clappy, give us your thoughts,” said Jjs.

 

“Ex got his immunity thanks to Shinya. I can also see his tirade with the other members to be very debatable to whether or not he should have the chance to be voted off. He lost his like-ability, but people can wait once he loses another challenge. I don’t really care what should happen to him tonight, so there’s my thoughts,” Clappy explained.

 

“Okay then. Should it be a yes or no on Ex keeping his invincibility?” Jjs asked.

 

“I’ll go ahead and say no, if it what’s all the other contestants wants, sadly,” said Clappy, as Ex seemed a bit worried now.

 

After the jury voting was done, the three members left the ceremony.

 

“It’s official Ex, you may actually get voted off tonight, due to some irreconcilable differences and a jury voting,” announced Jjs. “You all know the rules, now get to voting!”

 

*Ballot Scenario*

 

Ex is seen writing down somebody’s name for his vote.

 

“I’m better off avoiding elimination by voting for you, even if it’s not my smartest choice,” he said, and places his vote in the jar.

 

MadameCat is then shown writing down everybody’s name except for Shinya and herself.

 

“Everybody else must go! I’m just too stressed about this situation right now!” She said.

 

Steel Sponge is the next person shown to vote, which was for Rae.

 

“Well, I’ll admit it, I think you’ve lost your usefulness,” he said and then puts his vote in the jar.

 

Wumbo was next to do his vote, which was for Ex.

 

“I know you’re really cool, but things are at stake right now,” he said, and placed in his vote in the jar.

 

Next up for the voting was Jelly, who was wrapped up with who to vote off at the moment. Next up for the voting was Shinya, who placed in his vote for Rae.

 

“So long, you’ll need it,” he said.

 

Rae was up next to vote and has already written his vote down for Ex, before going over to Storytime, now shaky and bug-eyed, as he was in his crazy tea condition. He has submitted a vote for 4EverGreen.

 

“SO I MAKE A VOTE, HOW BAD CAN IT BE, BUT HE-IS-THE-ONE-TO-GO, HA, HA, HA!” Storytime said, rambunctiously.

 

The last person to make a vote was OMJ, who was only seen writing his vote down before putting it in the jar.

 

“All the votes have been counted! I will now pass out the smoothies for those with less votes, or otherwise, the contestants who are safe at this point,” Jjs announced. “Shinya, MadameCat, Wumbo, Jelly, OMJ, Storytime, and Steel, here you all are!”

 

Ex, Rae, and 4EverGreen were at the Bottom 3.

 

“I will read the votes to insure who will be going to the Forgotten Temple…” said Jjs.

 

“Ex, Rae, Steel, Wumbo, 4EverGreen, Jelly, Storytime, and OMJ…must be from MadameCat,” he read. “That won’t count.”

 

“ExKizuna….”

 

“RaeAndAnasRock…”

 

“4EverGreen…”

 

“ExKizuna…”

 

“RaeAndAnasRock…”

 

“4EverGreen…”

 

“ExKizuna…”

 

“RaeAndAnasRock…”

 

“Alright, so that’s 2 votes 4EverGreen, 3 votes for Ex and 3 votes for Rae, and the person leaving here will be…” Jjs announced.

 

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“Rae,” Jjs said, “Looks like you’re the one getting out of here.”

 

“Aw man,” said Rae, feeling disappointed. “It was really nice knowing you guys and farewell…” He was then dragged away to the Forgotten Temple.

 

“It was a really good thing we got him out of here,” said Shinya.

 

“What else could go wrong in this season?” Steel thought.

 

“Well, that was a really surprising episode and I really mean it! Will Steel be able to reconcile MadameCat’s thoughts on him and everybody else, if he has the chance? What will become of Ex and will everybody be able to reason with him and forgive? Who will be the next co-host? And who will be the next person out of here this time? Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

 

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“Thank goodness I wasnt voted off,” said Ex and turns to everybody who was just about leaving. “We can all forgive and forget about all this, right?”

 

“To say, the interviewer specifically asked Ex to talk about his negatives about the other contestants from what I watched before I showed it to you guys,” said OMJ. “We were in the middle of trouble before I could say anything.”

 

“You may have showed them that interview to cause frustration from most of us, but Rae spilled the beans about some things in the first place,” said Shinya.

 

“I for one forgive Ex,” said Steel. “Anyhow, did I mention how guilty I’m feeling at the moment, MadameCat?”

 

“Looking at me for minutes is giving me suspicion, but I’ll decide tomorrow about my thoughts between you and Ex,” MadameCat responded.

 

“We better get prepared for tomorrow, I’m feeling bushed,” said OMJ.

 

Ex then eventually looks into a piece of paper pinned to the Forgotten Temple transcribed with vague and confusing handwriting.

 

”Whatever this is supposed to mean, it’s making me a little curious…but whatever, it’s nothing important, just like that stupid interview, whoever gave it to me in the first place,” said Ex.

 

Prince Darkstar is then seen walking by and gives a response to Ex:

”Yes…and between you and me….I’m good at insuring that you will end up in elimination, given the fact that I’ve done it without being caught. You remember that interviewer? Well, I have news for you...”

 

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Spoiler

Eliminated: RaeandAnasRock

Immunity: Shinya and ExKizuna

Artifact: Samurai Blade

 

Spoiler

Ex loses his invincibility later on due to a jury voting.
ExKizuna gets the last smoothie.

 

The teams officially merge as ExKizuna and Shinya officially become part of the Silver Snakes.

Due how ridiculously long this episode was, the co-host did not appear for this episode.

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

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NOTE: The entire spin-off is a harmless joke and not meant to offend users, even outside of this website. Please do not mind the outdated users, as they will be fixed out as the story progresses, which progressed pretty slowly at the time.

 

44. The SBC Avengers

Spoiler

 

The remaining 9 contestants were currently seen outside before Jjs would show up.

 

“I doubt you would all believe me but Prince Darkstar, A.K.A. ACS, told me last night that he sabotaged me before the merge,” said Ex.

 

“Yeah, I don’t believe you. My thoughts are also still polarizing because of what you said during that interview,” said Wumbo.

 

“Figures,” said Ex. “You all know what OMJ said, right? The “interviewer” asked me about my negative thoughts on you guys. Look at me now. I’m going to try my best to not be a burden or a “traitor".

 

“I forgive and believe him, so there’s something,” Steel added.

 

”Where’s Jjs right now? The challenge is today,” said Jelly.

 

“He said he’s coming back with the new co-host. All I’m wandering about is what crazy theme he has planned out for today,” said Steel.

 

Jjs then came by flying out into his spot, along with the new co-host, dressed in drag.

 

“I’m back, with a new co-host this time,” Jjs said, as the other individual was dressed as Tuxedo Mask. Jjs was dressed as Deadpool.

 

“Deadpool and Tuxedo Mask are our new hosts? This is getting better than that shit I had to deal with yesterday,” said Ex.

 

“And Deadpool happens to be the one and only host of Season 2,” Jjs corrected.

 

“Alright, so who’s the other guy you have here?” Wumbo questioned.

 

“Oh yes right, Tuxedo Mask would happen to be…” said Jjs.

 

As the co-host removed the mask, he was revealed to be ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1. “Yep, it’s me, Classic Nickelodeon Fan. So what do I do now?” He said, introducing himself.

 

“We’re waiting, what’s the point of the next challenge?” Ex asked.

 

“And you better not be so fierce, you sneaky betrayer,” 4EverGreen added, towards Ex.

 

“So what? It’s bound to be old news once I show how much more important I am to all of you,” Ex responded.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

4EverGreen: Ex has got to go right now. He’s the biggest threat in this competition and as long as he doesn’t win his away out of the chopping block again or get any luckier, he will be gone for good. Wumbo and I always have this taken care of.

*End*

 

“It may not look like much of a surprise, but it’s a superhero themed challenge,” Jjs announced.

 

“But you’re dressed as Deadpool, which we wouldn’t obviously consider a “superhero",” Steel pointed out.

 

“That’s not important,” said Jjs. “What you’re all going to do is create a superhero from scratch before competing in the Temple-based challenges that Super Olmec will be rambling on about. Nathan and his evil super-twins have today’s artifact for themselves. As heroes, you must take it back, and the one person who returns with it wins invincibility for the day. And here’s what you’ll win for whatever you accomplish!”

 

“Wait, you’re announcing this stuff early now-“ Storytime said, before being cut off the prize revelations from SG10.

 

“Minority prize for competing for the first tier of the challenge, you will get a unrealistic, replicated, piece of Kryptonite. For competing all the way through the second tier of the challenge, you will get this Fuzion scooter and an autographed photo of the host, Jjs. For competing all the way through the temple, you will get an iPhone, the latest in today’s technology. If you retrieve the artifact, you will also get a large supply of comic books along with this Batman costume. If you make it out of the temple with the artifact in time, you get a trip to the Caiman Islands! Just imagine, not wanting to lose any of this stuff and feel like a true millionaire!” SG10 announced.

 

“So one of us could also go to the Caiman Islands?” Steel questioned.

 

“How is this challenge supposed to go anyways?” Storytime questioned.

 

“Wait a minute, Super Olmec?” OMJ questioned.

 

“Well, what are you guys waiting for? If you don’t want to eliminated, you all better get started on your superhero costumes, right now!” Jjs said.

 

“But what if some of us…or particularly most of us, don’t know how to sew?” Wumbo asked.

 

“Who says you have to sew? We have a season to finish up here,” said Jjs.

 

Steel, with nothing to do at his time, confronts MadameCat and tells her, “So, you understand what I mean when I don’t really mean what I’ve done in the past and-“

 

“I absolutely got it, but that doesn’t mean that your social skills don’t make you a respectful person. You’re one of few reasons why I got frustrated yesterday and today in the first place,” MadameCat responded. “And you can thank your former lout, Rae.”

 

“And I’m sorry that this has been happening to you. I’m apologizing to you and accepting that I’ve ended up making myself a bad person at times, because I felt guilty by the time Ex has let it slip,” Steel replied. “Plus, I wouldn’t consider you as too nostalgic for yourself. Like Ex said, it’s bound to be old news.”

 

“So I guess you’re listening to Ex now? He was a betrayer…” MadameCat replied.

 

“Yes and otherwise, it was based on Ex answering some question to tell negative thoughts about us. The interviewer is leading up to a mystery, I bet. Considerably, Ex told me he was ACS. Anyways, you accept my apology, right?”

 

“Of course I would, but that doesn’t mean I’m thinking about not eliminating you. In the meantime, whether or not you are a threat like Ex, I have an alliance to handle and the special prize money to win. I’ll just leave you be right now, as my work here is done. Thank you anyways,” as she finished talking with Steel, she went back to her alliance.

 

“Okay MadameCat, so what’s new in our plan?” Jelly asked.

 

“Does Steel over there have anything to do with this?” Storytime asked.

 

“It doesn’t involve him, but what we should do is sabotage the others in order to dazzle those judges with whatever we come up with,” said MadameCat. “We’ll think of something else once we make it through the first tier, whatever it is.”

 

“Well, as a sudden and loyal member to your alliance, we’ll do our best,” said Jelly.

 

Following up with a short montage, Jelly and Storytime are shown spying through the other contestants. 4EverGreen, along with Wumbo, were carrying piles of wood, sheets of fabric, cardboard, a few pencils and markers, and a loaf of bread. Jelly and Storytime hesitate to take the bread as they then move on. Shinya was shown adding detail to his own costume as Jelly thieves the supplies without OMJ’s notice. Ex was then shown sewing his costume. He shoos Storytime with a flyswatter, letting him out of his sight. Jelly and Storytime then see Steel sewing his costume. They both go out into moving the fabric and letting Steel break his fingers from the needle, causing a bellow of agonizing pain. After a while, Jjs and Classic were ready to judge the contenders.

 

“Alright, so what do we have first?” Jjs wondered.

 

4EverGreen was first up and showed off his clown-like costume, with fake plastic green hair and a top hat.

 

“I am Ridjoke, my own creative combination of The Joker and The Riddler from the Batman franchise, enough said!” 4EverGreen said.

 

“Well then, do you have any powers, or practically half of what they do?” Jjs asked.

 

“If you can’t answer my riddles, then I can just get “rid” of you! In addition, my jokes will knock those bad guys dead. To play it differently, I use those powers for good,” 4EverGreen continued.

 

“Well, if me making an entrance as Deadpool can make an influence for you and twist some shit up, I might as well give you a 5 out of 10,” said Jjs, “So then again, I see the lack of “hero” in your physique.”

 

“It’s half good and half bad, so I’m giving you a 5,” said Classic.

 

Next up for the judging was Steel, who appears with a torn black superhero shirt, slacks, and his fingers taped with scissors.

 

“My fingers were broken, so I might as well introduce myself as “Steel Scissorhands",” he said.

 

“Do you got any special abilities that I should be seeing?” Jjs asked.

 

“Let’s just say I can cut my enemies in half,” said Steel.

 

“Speaking of which, I’ll cut my score in half and give you a 5 as well,” said Classic.

 

“Well, that’s an awful lot of Goth for your superhero identity. Anyways, I’ll give you a 4,” said Jjs.

 

Storytime was next to show off his superhero alias, as he was blatantly dressed as Mega Man.

 

“I am Mega Man!” Storytime declared.

 

“You contestants suck at this, while we’re not even halfway through with this part of the challenge, if I may consider the judging as one, Jjs said, looking annoyed. “I’ll give you a 2.5.”

 

“Pretty fucking unoriginal if you ask me, 2 out of 10,” Classic judged.

 

The fourth person to be judged was Wumbo, who was covered with white spandex, blue gloves and feet, a light brown cape, cardboard uses as braces, a belt, and a crown. He was also covered with fake snow.

           

“I am Captain Argentina. Simply, I can freeze you to death,” said Wumbo.

 

“Well, this seems to be getting better at least, to show my gratitude, unlike the other few, I’ll just give you a 7,” Jjs said.

 

“Simply, it’s perfectly adequate, 6,” said Classic.

 

Next up at the stage was MadameCat with her costume, as it is composed of a dance dress in flashy colors, in addition to evening gloves, an eye mask, and a different hairstyle.

 

“I am The Flash Dance,” said MadameCat.           

 

“So I guess Nathan and the others would prepare for the dance to the death,” Jjs thought.

 

“Let’s go with that. In addition, my costume to flashy enough to knock them silly,” said MadameCat.

 

“Like Wumbo, this is at least well and more worthwhile, I’ll give out another 7,” said Jjs.

 

“I’m going to ahead and make an agreement here, 7 it is,” said Classic.

 

The next contestant was Ex, showing off his incredibly dark and black costume. The gloves and boots were red and he had a black headband. His hair spiked through the back and seemed outgrown.

 

“I am ExKizuna, also known Ex-Killzuna,” he introduced. “What do I do? When suspicious enemies come across, I kill.”

 

“Hey Ex, how’s your-“ Shinya said as soon as he appeared on the stage, dressed in his own costume. He was cut off after being seized by Ex. “Anata Baka! You must be taking this very seriously!”

 

“And who’s your little sidekick over here?” Jjs asked.

 

“I AM NOT A SIDEKICK! I AM SHINYA DYNAMITE! Behold as you both see the greatest hero you have ever seen!” Shinya exclaimed. As shown, his costume was colored red, alongside his pants was colored gray, he also had black gloves and shoes, and wears a superhero mask around his face.

 

“What do you think? Is he the greatest fucking hero you have ever seen?” Classic said to Jjs. “I’ll give him an 8.”

 

“I give him a 9,” said Jjs.

 

“And what would be your thoughts on my superhero ego?” Ex asked.

 

“An awful lot of black and superiority….a 6 out of 10,” Jjs responded.

 

“He probably has a point, it’s considerably on the bland side, a 5 out of 10,” said Classic.

 

Jelly was next to make an appearance on stage, with a purple superhero costume, which was sleeveless. Her gloves were white with a violet texture, her boots were in a violet color as well, and she had a purple mask.

 

“I am Gelatin Girl!” Jelly said, “Very daring today for me,” she said sarcastically, “and for my power, I shoot jelly cookies and imprison enemies in a blob of a gelatin.”

 

“A little bit interesting, I guess,” said Jjs. “I’ll give you a 6.”

 

“I agree with the host here,” said Classic, “Another 6.”

 

“That’s almost everybody. One of our contestants is missing here. Where is Old Man Jenkins?” Jjs said.

 

“I am the Goddamn Hero!” OMJ said as he approached the judges. His costume was covered in armor with an orange cape. He had a sword and a shield to go with his identity. “Pretty neat, would you think so?”

 

“You’re right, I’ll give you a 9 for that,” said Jjs.

 

“I agree with Jjs again, I’ll give you a 9 as well.” Classic said. “And it looks like we have our victor for the pre-game round.”

 

“Oh man, this is going to be a long ride,” Jjs replied.

 

The current viewpoint then goes to the remaining 9 contestants at the start of the challenge with their immunity leis. Jjs, Classic, and “Super” Olmec were at the scene.

 

“Alright Super Olmec, what are these contestants going to find and bring back today?” Jjs questioned.

 

“The Red Skull of Malelimin,” said terminoob.

 

“As always, before we begin, we have a different moat challenge to show off and Super Olmec is going to explain it for us,” Jjs announced.

 

“In this portion of the challenge, it’s an obstacle course for true heroes, or otherwise, those who can actually make it through the temple by hitting the gong at the end of the course. What you have to do is fly through rings, pick up cars, fly through rings, and pick up cars. Then you have to break through hard brick walls. Let’s not forget about the poor defenseless interns you have to save in order for them to open the gate to the next part of the course, filled with mines. After that, you hit the gong as the four sub-teams who hit them first will be able to move on to the next round.” Terminoob explained.

 

“Okay then. Now, the scores you all got from the judging will affect how you will play this round. The highest scored contestant will get a head start while the lowest scored contestant will have to walk slowly for a while.” Jjs said. “Shinya got immunity from the previous challenge, so he gets to pick a helper.”

 

“I guess I’ll pick…Larry, a good enough advantage,” said Shinya.

 

“You called me? No problem, I’ll give you both a boost,” said Larry.

 

“On your marks, get set…go!” Jjs signaled, beginning the moat challenge.

 

It starts off with OMJ taking a head start with flying through the rings and picking up some cars. Jelly and the Orange Iguanas were only able to stand around as they form a discussion. Shinya and Ex have then already started by flying through the rings with Larry. Steel, being the only Red Jaguar now, starts flying through the rings, while the Green Monkeys have trouble with their flight and would as well start messing up. OMJ, Steel, and the Silver Snakes: Ex and Shinya have then made it to the second portion of the first round as OMJ starts breaking through the brick walls first thing. MadameCat and Jelly start running through the course as they have Storytime up on their shoulders and fling him through the rings and shoots some of the brick walls with his fake laser.

 

The Green Monkeys then make it forward to the brick walls while Jelly and the Orange Iguanas have made it as well. All the contestants then make to the third part of the course as they try to save the interns, including Hassan and SOF, from an incoming train. OMJ has already let loose one of the interns as he moves on the fourth part of the course. Steel’s scissor hands cuts up SOF's ropes, giving him his opportunity for the fourth part of the course. Using their teamwork as an alliance, Jelly and the Orange Iguanas were next to advance by freeing another intern. Further on, the Silver Snakes were next as they untied Hassan, and the Green Monkeys come through the fourth part of the course last. The ground starting blowing up as OMJ already makes his way toward the gong. Steel and the Silver Snakes were neck in neck at the gongs, but apparently, as one mine goes off, Steel makes it further and the Silver Snakes were backtracked at the middle of the third part of the course. Eventually, Steel, Jelly, and the Orange Iguanas would then hit the gongs.

 

“Alright, we have our four sub-teams going through the next part of the challenge: The Blue Barracuda himself, OMJ, The Red Jaguar himself, Steel, The Purple Parrot herself, Jelly, and the Orange Iguanas!” Jjs announced. “The Green Monkeys and the Silver Snakes did great too, but anyways, let’s move on.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Shinya: Ugh, I feel like I got robbed that time. There was no way that I, Shinya Dynamite, would lose during the first round!

 

*End*

 

“For the next part of the challenge, we’re going to skip the Steps of Knowledge and the Temple Games for a moment and set you guys up for the Temple Duel,” said Jjs. “As usual, the last sub-team standing is going to the temple. You will still get immunity though, regardless if you don’t get the Red Skull. Still, if you don’t make it and if you get exiled from the temple, you won’t be able to get all the prizes.”

 

“Dang it!” Steel uttered.

 

The four sub-teams then appeared on top of the pyramid.

 

“You’re going down,” said Steel.

 

“On second thought, I may inquire that-“ Storytime was saying before being interrupted by Jjs.

 

“1, 2, 3, and go!” Jjs signaled, beginning the challenge.

 

The Temple Duel starts with Steel, Jelly, MadameCat, Storytime, and OMJ fighting each other with their respective paddles crazily and as if they were being squished. It doesn’t end as well as the five of them lose balance and all fall off the pyramid.

 

“Well, that was super quick,” said Jelly.

 

“So you each failed during that part of the challenge. I guess I won’t really be eliminating any of the sub-teams for this matter. After all, Nathan and his teammates have the temple surrounded,” said Jjs. “Now let’s get down to the temple, shall we?”

 

The contestants and Jjs then appear at the gates to Olmec’s temple.

 

“Super Olmec, I think this could be their last day at this temple before moving forward to the semi-finals during the merge. Care to explain on how to get to the artifact and return it safely? In fact, you can also tell us where it is,” said Jjs.

 

“You can start by climbing the ledges and going to the next room, leaving you into the Pit of Despair. Activate one of the doors, and one of them can either lead to the Observatory and the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. You can go through the Observatory and make your way through the Dark Forest. Another option could be to assemble the silver monkey to lead you to a shortcut into the Storage Room. Find a key to the next room and you’ll find yourself in the very location where Nathan and his crew are waiting, inside the Lair of Nega-Nathan. In that very room, you’ll notice how they’re practically guarding the Red Skull. Retrieve the artifact and run out of the temple as fast as you can before time is out. There are virtually no temple guards today. The one person who holds the Red Skull will win invincibility for today and the temple gates will reopen,” terminoob explained.

 

“Looks like the five of you are going to face Nathan inside that temple, are you ready for this?” Jjs said.

 

“We superheroes are always prepared,” said OMJ.

 

“You guys got three minutes on the clock. 1, 2, 3, and…go!” Jjs signaled, with the four sub-teams starting to make their way through the temple.

 

As the five contestants make it to the Pit of Despair, MadameCat, Storytime, and Jelly activate a door leading to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey as Steel and OMJ take the path to the Observatory. Jelly and the Orange Iguanas begin to assemble the pieces of the silver monkey, giving them 22 seconds before activating the door to the Storage Room. Steel and OMJ in the meantime make it through the Dark Forest and make it into the Storage Room at the time Jelly and the Orange Iguanas have already found the key and ran toward the next room where “Nega-Nathan” and his other two members were guarding the artifact.

 

“Not so fast, evil scum!” Storytime yelled out. As seen, Nega-Nathan was similarly dressed as Dr. Doom. The other members of his H.U.T. were dressed normally than so.

 

“You guys made it and I guess you’re after this Red Skull,” Nathan said. “Guess what? You’re all going see me unleashed my DOOM!” He then grabs out a couple of laser guns and starts shooting around the area.

 

“In fact, our leader says that this Red Skull is a very powerful object,” said Goosey, blocking the way of the contestants alongside sponge_bob.

 

“Affirmative,” sponge_bob added.

 

“Do you have any thoughts on holding them off, MadameCat?” Jelly asked.

 

“We’re a team, but then again, we have our own superpowers,” said MadameCat and eventually gets in the way of the villainous trio, using the advantage of her flashy costume.

 

“My eyes…” said Goosey.

 

“At least I come prepared for what you’re all doing for this challenge, get a load of this!” Nathan said, attempting to strike MadameCat with his powerful beam.

 

“Get away from her!” Steel said throwing his scissors around at the revived H.U.T., positioning them against the wall.

 

“I thought your fingers were broken,” Jelly said.

 

“Let’s just say that was part of a decoy that I have up my own sleeve,” said Steel, referring to having fake hands during the time of designing his costume.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Storytime: He totally faked it, didn’t he!? At least we never really broke anything from his body though…

 

*End*

 

“You pests…I can still hold you all down,” said Nathan. Jelly then eventually blasts at them with her jelly cookies.

 

“If we’re going to keep running into you, you’d better get used to being stomped by us,” said Steel. “Okay OMJ, go ahead and get rid of these guys.”

 

With pleasure, OMJ then tosses around the H.U.T., flying them off Olmec’s temple and sends them inside the Forgotten Temple. The five contestants then focus on the Red Skull.

 

“Looks like we’re in a bit of a dilemma,” said OMJ and then grabs the Red Skull. Just then, a rumble can be heard, as if the temple was going to crumble and after holding it only for a few seconds, the Red Skull is dropped into Steel’s hands.

 

“We must have wasted so much time dealing with those guys, now let’s make a run for it!” Steel said, as the contestants leave the temple safely, but only for them to make it off-time. Olmec’s temple can now be seen damaged.

 

“You couldn’t get the grand prize, but you got the artifact with you,” said Jjs.

 

“Right, and OMJ has won immunity for his and all of our efforts,” said MadameCat.

 

“That’s great, I’ll be seeing you and the rest of the contestants for the next elimination,” said Jjs.

 

Later on, MadameCat, Storytime, and Jelly were seen making a discussion with each other on the next person to vote off, alongside Wumbo.

 

“Ex may be a deliberate to vote off, but with Steel as another threat, we need to vote him off,” said MadameCat.

 

“But we can’t have Ex in here any longer. In fact, he lost during the first round with Shinya, so we could have an opportunity here,” said Wumbo. “Oh well, whatever floats your boat. If we’re going around on eliminating Steel, I’ll go for it.”

 

The next scene shows Steel, OMJ, Shinya, and Ex with their discussion.

 

“How about we vote off MadameCat? I don’t think we should have her like this any longer,” Steel suggested. “We’ll worry about anybody else once she leaves the game.”

 

“She’s probably getting used to it. I also think she forgave me a while ago,” said Ex. “Plus, she’s never really a bad competitor either. Then again, she might be a minor threat.”

 

“So, is anybody with me on this?” Steel asked.

 

“Certainly, I wouldn’t rather have you out of the game. You have assisted me too during Olmec’s temple, so I would take your offer,” said OMJ.

 

“What the heck? And I’m sure Ex would do the same,” said Shinya. “Now we have one more person here that we need to depend on to tally off another vote against MadameCat…”

 

The current scene now shows 4EverGreen wandering around, contemplating on who to vote off. He then approaches MadameCat.

 

“4EverGreen, I need you for a moment. Can you do us a favor and vote to get rid of Steel?” MadameCat asked.

 

“I don’t know. Why should I have him off?” 4EverGreen said.

 

“He’s a strong opponent, think about that,” she replied.

 

“I don’t think I have much time to think,” 4EverGreen replied back. MadameCat then leaves his sight as 4Ever then runs into Ex.

 

“4EverGreen, I need you.” Ex said.

 

“What is it, betrayer?”

 

“Now stop calling me that and listen to me for a really good moment,” Ex continued. “I need you to vote off MadameCat. I’m not your biggest enemy here and I can make a point. Steel would be in much devastation once he loses, if that’s the way he’ll go. He would also make a good advantage for the future of this game. It’s your choice.”

 

“Making this decision is so hard…” said 4EverGreen.

 

*Smoothie Ceremony*

 

“We’re getting closer to the semi-final remainder of this game show. To declare the next elimination tonight, I got 8 smoothies to pass out.” Jjs announced. “Here we go, OMJ, Jelly, Wumbo, 4EverGreen, Storytime, Shinya, and….ExKizuna.”

 

The only two without a smoothie were Steel and MadameCat.

 

“Looks like we’re down to you two and surprisingly…you’re both tied for elimination,” said Jjs, “To specify, we got only 1 vote for Ex.”

 

“Feh,” Ex said to himself.

 

“Look…Steel was the one who was holding and bringing back the Red Skull in the first place. I don’t think he should really go home tonight,” said MadameCat.

 

“Yes and no, OMJ was the person who first held that object in the first place, so he got immunity and the first smoothie if you haven’t noticed,” said Jjs.

 

“You’ve got to be kidding me…” Steel thought to himself and begins to wear his Immunity Lei around his neck.

 

“Hmm…if Steel is going use his one piece of immunity and you won’t at this time….I guess you’re out of the game, MadameCat,” said Jjs and gives Steel the last smoothie.

 

“Whatever,” MadameCat said. “Besides, I’ve said that I have better stuff to do anyways.”

 

After that, she sets off and gets carried to the Forgotten Temple, but then goes off elsewhere to meet with Rae, behind a boat.

 

“You got voted off?” Rae asked.

 

“Obviously, and I also decided to cut off our contract with this show,” MadameCat answered. “Let’s get out of here. We can move on with other stuff and not have any of this SBC and/or H.U.T. crap get through our heads.”

 

“Fine by you, and I’ll miss those guys too,” said Rae. The boat then starts up and departs with the two former contestants.

 

Back to Jjs, he then says, “Eight contestants left so far, yet so much time. Will Nathan and his team bother around for some more? Will Ex reclaim his glory? And what will await for the semi-finals? All this will be figured out next time on UWS: The Forgotten Temples,” he finished.

 

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Spoiler

Eliminated: MadameCat

Immunity: Old Man Jenkins

Artifact: Red Skull of Malelimin

Prizes: Kryptonite, Fuzion Scooter, Autographed Jjs Photo, iPhone, Comic Books, Batman Costume, and trip to Caiman Islands

Spoiler

Final appearance for MadameCat and Rae.

Steel Sponge gets the last smoothie.

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 becomes the new co-host.

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

[101 Dalmatian Street]

NOTE: The entire spin-off is a harmless joke and not meant to offend users, even outside of this website. Please do not mind the outdated users, as they will be fixed out as the story progresses, which progressed pretty slowly at the time.

 

Welp, here's a relatively shorter episode for a change:

 

45. Aftermath III: The Aftermath of a Lifetime

 

“Hello folks and welcome back to another segment of UWS Aftermath!” JCM announced. “As all of you have already known, we’re JCM and CF, so let’s get this party started!”

 

“But what are we going to do for this show? We weren’t able to plan out our main event and everything…” said CF.

 

“Well…that’s a bummer,” JCM replied. “Anyways, we still got our guests and without further ado, let’s introduce the peanut gallery and our very special guests. Starting it off, he’s become the object of Jelly’s affection, he forfeited the game, he’s the master of clap himself, Clappy,” JCM announced.

 

Clappy walks by on the set and greets the audience. “Your welcome, it’s really nice seeing all of you,” he said.

 

“Our next guest is a member of the Screaming Geckos, he got traded with tvguy from his former team, he barely did anything for a while before his elimination, got into the first ever tie in Underwater Survivor history, but lost to 4EverGreen, he is Fa!” CF announced, with Fa showing up on the set without a word.

 

“Lastly, we have our former co-host, who had a bit of an outburst, causing his demotion. Once again, he is tvguy, but now under the alias iDylan!” JCM announced. “And…that’s everybody.”

 

“Okay, so where does the fun begin?” Dylan asked.

 

“I don’t know, but we’re not going to risk getting this show cancelled,” CF said.

 

To everybody’s surprise, Nathan’s H.U.T fell through the roof of the set.

 

“Uh…ladies and gentlemen, I also present the Hidden Underwater Triad,” said JCM, dubiously.

 

“Buzz off, we’re not interesting with your shitty Aftermath show,” said Nathan.

 

“Can you give me a moment, CF? I think I’ll talk with the master here, I’ll return in a few minutes,” said JCM and walked off to negotiate with Nathan.

 

“And it looks like we’re already going to go to the commercials, so we’ll be back after these sponsors…apparently,” said CF.

 

JCM appeared offstage and approached Nathan and his two cooperatives and got his awareness through touching him on the shoulder.

 

“Yeah, what do you want?” Nathan asked.

 

“Hands off the merchandise, didn’t you hear us before that we’re busy with something that we shouldn’t be telling you about?” Goosey asked. “You ought to give us a break too since we’ve been falling for hours until we showed up here.”

 

“^,” said jcm_sbc.

 

“Wait a minute, did you just change your name…” JCM said, referring to sponge_bob, who was now “JCM". “Forget it, what are you three doing anyways?”

 

“It’s none of your business. Also, your aftermath show is worthless anyways,” Nathan answered.

 

“Well, as our aftermath show works, we have a little segment circling about our current fugitives. While ACS somehow decided to show up publicly, I got you three at the right time. You can go off freely or I can bag you guys and show it off for the audience to see our job well done.”

 

Cutting to the next part, JCM was tied up and the H.U.T. had already scuttled off.

 

“CF, please help!” JCM cried out, before going back to the Aftermath set.

 

“Ugh, what did those guys do now?” CF said and went offstage to see JCM in the situation he was in and untied him.

 

“I could have captured those H.U.T guys, but they escaped,” JCM explained.

 

“All right, so what are we going to now for the rest of this segment? Call it a day and find them again like a bunch of bounty hunters?” CF questioned.

 

“How about we do it a little bit more differently? This show doesn’t stay put.”

 

Meanwhile at the Aftermath set, once again….

 

“Attention everybody who’s watching our show, we are moving our aftermath segment elsewhere in search for the rogue H.U.T. and we need some reinforcements right now,” JCM announced. “Will somebody join…anybody, nobody?”

 

“We’ll go with you,” said SOF, one of the former team interns.

 

“I’ll provide some assistance, even in case the black guy dies first,” said Dylan. “I kid, but I might die too if this is going to be a perilous episode, then again I’m crazy prepared.”

 

“I’m going with them too, because why not,” said Hassan. “So this aftermath show is going to turn into an adventure now?”

 

“And we’re going to cover it up, as part of JCM’s plan,” said CF.

 

“We are Team Aftermath, untied!” SOF exclaimed and they all move out.

 

Meanwhile, with the H.U.T….

 

“So, what are we supposed to look for again?” jcm_sbc asked.

 

“The same damn thing we’ve failed to have for keeps last time, the Red Skull,” said Nathan. “According to this log I have, Malelimin’s spirit is concealed in there and can be released any time, even through a long amount of human contact.” He continued. “He also possesses an enormous amount of power. This will do us well to get UWS done for good.”

 

“Uh, who’s Malelimin?” jcm_sbc asked again.

 

“His history is in this log. To our concern, “JCM”, we have no time for that,” said Goosey.

 

“He’s right. Furthermore, we also have to find Malelimin’s unconscious body,” said Nathan.

 

“So are we really going to search for a dead body?” Goosey asked. “Do you even know where it is?”

 

“Well, I guess that means we better read more about this Malelimin person,” said Nathan. “Unless those Aftermath freaks are going to try and rat us out, we have nothing to worry about.”

 

The scene goes back to “Team Aftermath", at the middle of their search for the H.U.T.

 

“It’s Day 1 for our journey to track down a team of Underwater Survivor fugitives and it feels like hours since walking out the Forgotten Temple and leaning towards our new path. We’re running low on food and water and we need to find some to fuel ourselves,” said JCM with an Australian accent.

 

“So it must be a long way then. I better drink my own piss,” Hassan said sarcastically.

 

“You just had to go with that wilderness voice thing, didn’t you?” Dylan said.

 

“Looks like we’re at the other side of the Forgotten Temple,” said CF. “Yet, there’s no Nathan and the others in sight.”

 

“This place looks just as majestic,” said JCM, taking his own look at the scenery.

 

The other side looked similar to the Forbidden City, but smaller. It contained a large pool of water and a replicated head of Olmec placed in the middle of the area.

 

“Hey Olmec, if you’re out here, we could use some support from you,” JCM called out.

 

“You called? We’re not doing any challenges today, what do you want?” terminoob asked, through the replicated head.

 

“Do you know where Nathan and the others went?” JCM asked back.

 

“How should I know? I’m just the voice of a talking head that can hear you right now,” terminoob replied.

 

“How about you give us some directions through this part of the Hidden Temple? Anyways, we’re here to capture the H.U.T. and stop them successfully,” JCM replied.

 

“Those guys aren’t much of a big deal, but what I can tell you is that you’re going to be lead into Olmec’s temple, but the gates are closed and the next games are going to take place elsewhere and be positioned differently, so you don’t have much luck,” he explained.

 

“So I guess we’re going to have to figure this shit out on our own,” said Dylan.

 

“I’m on break at this point, so I might as well end my conversation with you guys,” terminoob finished and signed off.

 

“What now, brown cow?” SOF questioned.

 

“We have no other option than to run for them. Olmec has wasted our time after all!” JCM said.

 

He and others started racing toward the closed temple gates. Then, an aerial wind can be heard as they were nearing to Olmec’s temple. The gusts got a hold of SOF and flew him into the lake of the Forgotten Temple.

 

“Guys, what’s going on? Help me out here!” SOF said, swimming around.

 

“We’re coming SOF!” JCM cried, “Grab on to me!”

 

“I’ll try, but something’s pulling me in!” SOF said as a whirlpool starting stirring up, causing him to lose control to get closer to JCM. “Waugh! JCM!” Within a moment, SOF was swallowed by the whirlpool and the waterfalls refilled the giant fountain’s supply.

 

“Great, now we lost one of our teammates, wherever he is,” said Hassan.

 

“We should be worried though, we hope he’s alright and someplace safe,” said CF.

 

“You’re right, but forget it girl, we have work to do, even if it leads us to despair!” JCM said. “Now, how are we supposed to get through these temple gates? To justify, we can’t go through it, we can’t go around it, we can’t go over it…”

 

“Oh man, at this rate, we’re never going to make any progress and catch those stupid H.U.T. guys!” Hassan said and started smashing around the bars.

 

“I see a lever over there,” Dylan pointed out.

 

“Well, that’s just convenient. Go ahead, pull the lever Dylan!” Hassan said.

 

Pulling the lever down, an Olmec head drops onto Hassan and crushes him.

 

“That’s just odd,” said Dylan and pulls the lever again to open up the temple gates. Once they appeared at Olmec’s temple, they start out at the Dark Forest.

 

“I don’t think we’ll be able to find Nathan anyways, I think we already lost track of him,” said Hassan.

 

“Don’t be so skeptical, they’re doing something around here,” said JCM.

 

Just then, a rustling was heard through the area of the temple.

 

“We’re ambushed, stay put!” JCM said.

 

Two contestants from the Peanut Gallery then came out from the bushes, revealing Clappy and Fa.

 

“So we’re going to do nothing for this “aftermath” show? Alright then…” said Clappy.

 

“How in the flying HECK did you two get inside this temple!?” JCM said astonished.

 

“We followed you guys as soon as we noticed that SOF disappeared. If you needed some backups, you looking at them right now,” said Clappy.

 

“Okay then, you two can join Team Aftermath once in a while,” JCM replied.

 

“You have our word. Now let’s go find Nathan!” Fa said confidently.

 

All of a sudden, the plant life in the Dark Forest started drifting Hassan away and trapping him up.

 

“And we can do this by escaping this hell of a temple!” Fa added.

 

“Don’t quit on us now Hassan, you can get through this!” JCM said.

 

The trees behind Hassan and holding him captive would then swallow Hassan up, leading him up to be nowhere in sight.

 

“We also better do it as fast as we could,” Dylan added.

 

A montage follows as JCM, CF and co. navigate through the temple, as they have already gotten through the Jester’s Court, the Observatory Room, the Lair of 70’s, the Throne of terminoob, the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, and the Sundial Room, eventually making it to the Pit of Despair. The scene then goes to Nathan in the Control Room.

 

“Calling in sponge_bob and Goosebumpsfan, have you located Malelimin’s body yet?” Nathan said, cutting to the two other H.U.T. members inside Olmec’s temple.

 

“Nope, can you at least tell us where we can find it?” Goosey asked.

 

“According to this log, it should be around here, it’s never really specified so…I don’t know jack,” Nathan responded.

 

“We’re at the start of the temple at this point so we might as well start over,” Goosey replied.

 

“Okay then, but do it quick while I have some fun with our “intruders,” said Nathan.

 

The scene then goes back to JCM, CF, and co. at the Pit of Despair.

 

“Any hints on where those guys could be, do we have anything yet?” JCM said.

 

“Hardly anything, but I think they’re not in this temple,” said Clappy.

 

All of a sudden, one of the tiles turns into quicksand, where Clappy was standing in.

 

“Ugh, what is this!?” Clappy said.

 

“Don’t fret, we’ll pull you out in an instant,” said Fa trying to get Clappy out of the trap. Unfortunately, the quicksand had more force, which gives Fa no avail and causes Clappy to sink and to swallow him up. “It’s no use saving him now…” he said to himself. And then suddenly, a trapdoor appears and causes Fa fall through. “Save yourselves!”

 

“This isn’t good,” said JCM.

 

JCM, CF, and Dylan then went through the Pit of the Despair, through the ledges, and pulled the lever to reopen the temple gates, letting them out and inside the set of the Hidden Temple. Goosey and jcm_sbc were unnoticed while they were still near the temple gates that have opened.

 

“We’re out of here. Nathan must be hiding around at any place in this area,” said JCM.

 

“I don’t think so,” said Jjs as soon as he appeared.

 

“Busted,” Classic added.

 

“What do you three think you’re doing outside the Forgotten Temple?” Jjs asked.

 

“Look, we found Nathan and those two other guys, we’ve planned to get them captured, so we went looking around Olmecs temple, but then SOF, Hassan, Clappy and Fa wound up vanishing and-“ JCM explained.

 

“Those guys are none of our worries right now, now I need you three to get back to the Forgotten Temple to resume your own filming,” said Jjs.

 

“That’s why we dragged our camera man here, so it’s still our Aftermath show,” said Dylan.

 

“And once you three are brought back to said place, it would also mean that today’s Aftermath show is done,” Jjs continued.

 

The scene then goes to jcm_sbc and Goosey contemplating their next plan.

 

“Here’s how we’re going to do our next plan in finding this dead body, but we’re going to have to start over,” said Goosey. “First, we would obviously retrace our steps at the Pit of Despair and then-“

 

While Goosey was thinking, he bumps into one of the walls, making him look back for a second and then realize an outline resembling a door.

 

“Or we can see what’s inside this secret door for that matter,” said Goosey.

 

As soon as they both opened the mysterious door, it revealed a frozen room, where they see Malelimin’s lifeless body lying around.

 

“Nathan, I believe we have found exactly what we’re looking for,” Goosey said, contacting Nathan back at the Control Room.

 

“  ,” jcm_sbc added.

 

“That’s good, now bring it over to my place so we can examine through it before we’re caught,” said Nathan.

 

The scene then switches back to Jjs with JCM, CF, and Dylan.

 

“You must understand! We’ve been working hard on this!” JCM said.

 

“I don’t know what to say except that we tried. Its host’s orders anyways,” said CF.

 

“We’re being serious! I think I see what’s-their-faces dragging a dead body somewhere overhead!” Dylan said.

 

Jjs stops to turn around to see that Dylan was right, “Oh boy, they’re not going to get away with his!” Jjs and Classic then run over to leave their sight and meet up with jcm_sbc and Goosey. After that, the trio then hides from the two hosts and try to find Nathan.

 

“Wherever that dead body is going, we can find Nathan already,” said JCM.

 

“You’ll never take us alive, no matter how moderately heavy this thing is!” jcm_sbc exclaimed as the duo ran off to find the Control Room, where Nathan is still currently contacting with them. Meanwhile, JCM, CF, and Dylan sneak through, following Jjs and Classic’s directions.

 

“What’s going on now? Do you still have the loot?” Nathan asked.

 

“We’ve been double crossed, sir!” Goosey responded.

 

After that, the cohorts have came in with the body as Jjs and Classic have followed them, not long before JCM, CF, and Dylan appear as well.

 

“We’re in trouble…” said Nathan.

 

“See, what did I tell you?” Jjs said to the Aftermath trio. “We'll take care of this, but first, we have to plan the next challenge. And I guess this aftermath show also done for today! This is Jjs signing off!” He then turns off the camera as he and Classic leave the Control Room with JCM, CF, Dylan, and the H.U.T.

 

--

 

“So, it looks like you both managed to bring Malelimin to me,” Nathan said to his teammates, “but if I might add, WHERE THE HELL IS THE RED SKULL!?”

 

“As far as we know, Jjs said that OMJ won immunity, so that means he’s holding on to it,” said Goosey. “Obviously, we might get caught the same way…”

 

“Retrieve the artifact to me and we’ll be able to revitalize this person,” said Nathan. “Once the skull has most contact with him, he might get possessed. Either that, or we will have to kill him.”

 

“But there’s another way, isn’t there?” Goosey questioned.

 

“If you’re going to get to OMJ, you’re going to have to get through us!” Dylan said. “We still have you guys cornered.”

 

“I don’t care. You two hold them off while I find the Red Skull,” said Nathan and leaves the Control Room.

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Malelimin is revealed to exist, along with his spirit being concealed in the Red Skull artifact.

As I forgot to point out, due to the merge, Hassan and SOF split up and are in the Forgotten Temple.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

NOTE: The entire spin-off is a harmless joke and not meant to offend users, even outside of this website. Please do not mind the outdated users, as they will be fixed out as the story progresses, which progressed pretty slowly at the time.

 

46. Elementary, my Dear Wumbo

 

“So, how long will it be for me to hold on to this skull?” Steel asked OMJ, as they were both in one of the trailers. “It’s just weird that I didn’t have immunity that time…”

 

“It’s also not good enough that I didn’t win that grand prize,” said OMJ. “Oh well, while Nathan is still getting creamed, it’s all good in the hood.”

 

“You got that right,” Steel agreed. “Meanwhile, about this red skull, I just can’t seem to let it go.”

 

“And you can just drop it, let me see-“ said OMJ and tosses the Red Skull to the wall and breaks it. “Yeah, I’m not cleaning that.”

 

“I wonder what we got for the semi-finals, that’s all there is that I also have to say,” Steel replied.

 

“Yeah, it’s a mystery.”

 

As Steel exits the trailer, a shrouding red mist breezes through Steel and enters his psyche with little notice as Steel displays a sinister impression on his face. The scene then goes to the same trailer to go to Shinya, Ex, Wumbo, and 4EverGreen.

 

“Looks like we’ve made it this far,” said Wumbo.

 

“Of course you did, you’re the most reasonable and intelligent opponent in the game that barely needs to show a ton of effort,” said Shinya. “Then again, we usually have somebody else to boot off.”

 

“I’ve made a long way through Season 1, you know. In fact, I’ve gotten closely half-killed a few times,” Wumbo pointed out. “I’m just as brilliant as everybody else.”

 

“We all almost got ourselves killed because Nathan was trying to manipulate the entire competition,” said Ex. “I’d never thought that we’re nearly done here. What’s left now is the semi-final segment before any of us is going to the Final 3 and shit.”

 

“What’s next for this season just makes me wonder,” said 4EverGreen. “I guess Shinya and Ex also have a point there.”

 

“Yep, it’s a mystery,” Wumbo added.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Wumbo: Now we’re at the semi-final portion of this season. Those Silver Snakes are a potential threat, but if I can agree on this, so is our subordinate team. Sometimes, things are going to be different around here though.

 

*End*

 

The lights were then flickered off at the precise trailer they were end, with all them having been nowhere to be seen once the lights were back on. Meanwhile, Jelly and Storytime were in the other trailer.

 

“I don’t know how Jjs is going to set up this one system about our own trailers, but what manners now is that we’re still an alliance, don’t you think?” Storytime said to her.

 

“I guess so, but I think it is a little bit problematic with all these alliances going around,” said Jelly.

 

“Plus, this season has become a bit of a sausage fest, but that’s not as problematic,” Storytime added.

 

Steel then opens the door to their trailer to show his face with the two, without any word.

 

“Well, come on in, Steel,” said Jelly.

 

“He still looks moody,” said Storytime. “I wonder what Jjs has as the next challenge.”

 

“He’s a mysterious fellow all right,” Jelly added.

 

Jelly was then shown falling down a hole that appeared at her feet. Steel groans as he trips into the same trap by getting a tossed brick to his neck.

 

“Oh my god, what am I going to do!? I’m not beginning to like this challenge already!” Storytime exclaimed and gets shot by multiple arrows and hit by the ceiling fan in due triggering another trap on the floor, making him comatose for a good moment.

 

All the contestants then appear in a different division to the Hidden Temple set where Jjs and Classic were waiting.

 

“Wake up everybody, the game is about to begin,” said Jjs. Through his words, everyone was wide awake.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Ex: Okay sure, do like what you did last season in that Wikipedia spaces challenge or whatever, it feels like déjà vu looking back on that.

 

*End*

 

“Welcome to the next part of this game,” Jjs announced. “Depending on things and if Nathan is still going to be popping up, it’s going to be more dangerous than you would expect.”

 

“What’s our challenge now? We’re always willing to accept it!” Storytime asked.

 

“You’re all going to find another artifact hidden here, but we don’t know where it is,” Jjs announced. “It’s a little bit of something you’re going to do yourselves. There might be clues about the artifact, so hopefully, you’ll find some. Now then, you guys are going to be separated into pairs, or more specifically, four divisions to be used to navigate through our other temple, which I’ll talk about once you’re all done choosing somebody.”

 

“In this case, I’m going with Jelly obviously. It’s an alliance thing,” said Storytime.

 

“Good call,” Jjs added.

 

“We’re already a team ourselves, we’re going with each other, in case you haven’t noticed,” said Shinya, referring to Ex.

 

“Speaking of which, I’m going with-” 4EverGreen was saying before being cut off by Wumbo.

 

“I volunteer to go with OMJ!” Wumbo said. “Some things are going to be different around here, you know,” he said to 4EverGreen.

 

“And that leaves 4EverGreen to be split up with Steel,” said Classic.

 

“You’ll be helpful for me, right Steel?” 4EverGreen asked.

 

“Steel, it’s certainly not my own name. Whoever he’s talking out, this is obviously not my own self. Something strange is happening…” Steel (?) thought to himself. “If you say so, mysterious being, and as long as these atrocities can be rid of, I’ll be in my own stature once I obtain all the answers.” At that response, Steel’s voice appeared to be demonized and split with his own voice.

 

“What did you say?” 4EverGreen asked again, cluelessly.

 

“None of your business,” Steel (?) responded.

 

“Now that we’re all set, we can begin at the temple now,” said Jjs.

 

Following a cut, all the contestants then appeared at the new temple in no time.

 

“At this temple, we have set up the rooms that you’ll encounter along your way,” said Jjs. “You can start by going through the Pit of Despair. One path is directed to Clappy’s Courtroom and one room for being lead to Deli’s Dining Room. Whatever option you have chosen, you will be finding yourself in the Shrine of the Silver Dragiiin or tvguy’s Throne Room. Assemble the pieces or find a key and those will eventually have you will come across Bob_Ball’s Ballroom, then lastly, the Forest of Fa. If you get yourself into any danger, you will end up in CDCB’s Cell. Unlikely, Nathan and the other two is nowhere to be seen right now and there’s a few temple guards around there. Your quest is to find the artifact, which would be known as the Golden Magnifying Glass,” he announced. “OMJ, do you have any considerations as your helper as token to your previously earned immunity?”

 

“I’ll take what I’m named after, so specifically, Old Man Jenkins,” said OMJ.

 

“So it looks like you’re all prepared for this already,” said Jjs. “I shall begin my signal for all of you to move out and face the temple…starting now!”

 

With his remark, the remaining eight contestants, separated in pairs, were then beginning to navigate through the temple. The scene then goes back to Nathan and the rest, still in the Control Room…

 

“WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?” Nathan fumed as the two cohorts revealed the dismantled red skull. “What am I to do now with this piece of ancient treasure, which is completely busted!?”

 

“Ow, did you have to be so loud?” Dylan said.

 

“Wait, we’ve been stuck in here for almost a day now?” JCM inquired.

 

“That’s how we found it, once everybody left the set for their next showing,” said jcm_sbc.

 

“I’m starved…” JCM thought to himself.

 

“Complain all you want about food, but with us in your way, you three are not going to leave this place until we awaken Malelimin!” Nathan cried out.

 

“Well, you better not come crying if you get starved and want to order some Chinese food,” said Dylan, “But the thing is, we all can’t do that now. If you excuse us, we’re going to attempt to leave this room since there’s no real threatening reason for us to stay-“

 

“Shove it! Nobody can save you guys now!” Nathan shouted out. “Once Malelimin shows up, this game show is done for!”

 

“Not so fast!” terminoob said, barging inside the Control Room.

 

“What now?” Nathan mumbled.

 

“terminoob…” CF said to herself.

 

“Yes, terminoob is in the house, biggest shocker of your life,” said terminoob. “This seems like the unfortunate time where I’m in a room with Nathan and his “fanclub", JCM, CF, Dylan, and a dead body that makes me think it’s going to decay anytime soon.”

 

“In the subject of the Red Skull, it is said that it has the ability to possess anybody. Considering that OMJ has won invincibility, he might as well have been possessed.” Nathan thought to himself. “So now I’ll have to get his consciousness released and brought over here.” Nathan then speaks up and says, “Come on Goosey and sponge_bob, you go the other side of this place and find OMJ, we need him if we’re going to bring life to Malelimin!”

 

“That’s not my name…” jcm_sbc said.

 

“Don’t let me down, unless you how to release his spirit from him, you might as well probably go for the kill. So technically, I don’t care what happens that contestant is at crisis with Malelimin under his possession,” said Nathan.

 

Under Nathan’s orders, the duo left the Control Room to find the remaining contestants.

 

“AND NOW…to insure that those two are meant to come back when required…” Nathan said and shows off the key that he immediately swallows up.

 

“Well, it was nice knowing you guys,” terminoob deadpanned.

 

The scene then frames back to the contestants, with Jelly and Storytime first shown as they were in Clappy’s Courtroom.

 

“Do you see any clues yet?” Storytime asked.

 

“This is going to be a hard nut to crack if we’re never going to find the evidence,” said Jelly.

 

Meanwhile, with Wumbo and OMJ, they were shown in Deli’s Dining Room.

 

“Do you have any luck yet?” Wumbo asked.

 

“Wait, I think I see tip left over there underneath that table,” said OMJ and proceeds to take a look at it.

 

“How can we tell if it leads to that Golden Magnifying Glass?” Wumbo questioned.

 

“Elementary my dear Wumbo, first things first, let’s mark it up,” said OMJ, drawing a paw-print on the piece of evidence. “Then I’ll draw it on my handy dandy notebook!” He continues and starts drawing the tip on the notebook with the list of things written on the piece of paper. “And then we’ll come back to it. Does that sound good?”

 

“Back in my day, you city folk had to use a worthless piece of paper for everything to pinpoint. That serves me right,” said Jenkins.

 

“Unless we get hauled over by temple guards, let’s move on,” said Wumbo.

 

The pair then went off to the next room. Steel and 4EverGreen then walked over to the dining area as 4EverGreen spots the same piece of evidence under the table.

 

“A clue, a clue, you see a clue!?” 4EverGreen said, referring to the paw-print drawn over the tip.

 

“Don’t even think about referencing that again,” Steel (?) said.

 

“Like, zoinks, I think we found our first clue to figuring out this mystery,” said 4EverGreen.

 

“Okay, now you’re just being foolish. Besides, I can just…you know what, never mind that. “Steel (?) said and grabs the small piece of evidence, only to crumble it up in pieces.

 

“Steel, you don’t feel and/or look so good…”

 

“I never felt as delightful anymore in all of my life, now hit the road.” “I can deal with this guy later,” he said to himself and reveals a piece he took from the Shrine of the Silver Dragiiin.

 

The next pair to show up at the Dining Room were Ex and Shinya, before getting confronted by the H.U.T. cohorts themselves.

 

“Hey douche nozzles, have you seen OMJ?” jcm_sbc asked them.

 

Looking over to see any temple guards around in any of the other rooms, Shinya points to a [wrong] direction and then tells them, “He went that way.”

 

Taking Shinya’s “advice", the H.U.T. duo navigate through the temple to only get seized by one of the temple guards and placed in CDCB’s Cell. The scene then goes to OMJ and Wumbo again, as they are seen in the Shrine of the Silver Dragiiin.

 

“Something’s missing,” said Wumbo. “We’re not going to advance if this is incomplete!”

 

“Oh well, let’s go to the other room,” said OMJ. “Then again, this is wildly strange.”

 

After the pair left, 4EverGreen and Steel appeared at the Shrine.

 

“Looks like somebody already assembled this statue….I think,” said 4EverGreen.

 

“And there’s just one more thing that needs to be assembled,” Steel (?) responded and shows off the missing piece he had. “And this will be your demise!-“

 

“Way to go, detective partner, now we find the next clue to see if it’s in the next room!” 4EverGreen said and attaches the last piece, revealing the entrance to Bob_Ball’s Ballroom.

 

After the two advanced, Jelly and Storytime were shown at the exact room. Noticing their whereabouts, they decide to follow them into the Ballroom. The next scene shows Wumbo and OMJ in tvguy’s Throne Room.

 

“Wait, didn’t his name change not too long ago?” Wumbo said in vein of the temple room’s name. “There has to be another piece of evidence somewhere in here…”

 

“Elementary my dear Wumbo,” said OMJ. “All these pots have their own key and there is only one keyhole.” OMJ then picks the lock to the next room with one out of five keys that fit. “Compared to this one key, these must be more evidence that I can write down on my handy dandy….notebook!”

 

“Oh, so it looks like you two managed to catch up to us,” said Ex, who suddenly appeared in the same room along with Shinya. “Now let me see that notebook of yours….”

 

“What, you guys didn’t bring yours?” Wumbo questioned.

 

“I’m still right, you are a worthy opponent OMJ,” said Shinya. “And once you’re voted off, I can get more distant with Jelly and not have to worry about losing. And that will happen anytime I manage to get my own victory.” Shinya then directly snatches at OMJ’s notebook and takes it away. “Like so…”

 

“Hey, there’s no way you’re going to steal away our chances at winning!” Wumbo said.

 

OMJ and Wumbo then follow Silver Snakes into the next room, which was Bob_Ball’s Ballroom. At the ballroom, it first shows 4EverGreen and Steel.

 

“Do you see anything, Steel?” 4EverGreen asked.

 

“How in the blazes should I know?” Steel (?) responded.

 

“Come on Steel, get yourself together. We’re a team after all,” 4EverGreen replied.

 

“We’re not a team…apparently, you are what I can describe as…vulnerable,” Steel (?) replied.

 

“Steel, something’s wrong…”

 

“Speaking of Steel, THAT IS NOT MY NAME!” He screeched. “If you know it, go ahead and say my name. Say my name!”

 

“Steel, you’re Destiny’s Child? Who would’ve thought?”

 

“ENOUGH! If you make another wrong move, you’re a goner!”

 

“That’s because you’re not the Steel we all know and care about! Is this for real Steel, or is something going over your head? What are you!?” Jelly said, interfacing Steel (?).

 

“I am Malelimin, the ultimate creation of destruction! I am the true death to this game show and possibly…for all of you in this room!” He introduced. “As for this Steel person...he will be history sooner or later. I have been released from that Red Skull as so it seems. I am currently intending to find my own body as well, and this is how I ended up. You’re all worthless now, face it. That’s because I inherit power that none of you all got.”

 

“Malelimin…he’s taken possession of Steel,” Ex said to himself.

 

“No, it will not end like this!” Shinya exclaimed, also getting in the way of Malelimin’s view. “I don’t know exactly who you are and what you are, but we’re not going down without a fight, if that’s what you want, you damned body stealer!”

 

Upon hearing it all, the H.U.T. duo, still in the cell, report back to Nathan, switching back to the Control Room for a moment.

 

“Nathan, I can hear Malelimin in this temple, by his own proclaimed name. He’s in here somewhere,” said Goosey.

 

“Excellent, now get yourselves out of your mess and release his spirit once you find OMJ!” Nathan said. “You two better open the door too…”

 

JCM, CF, Dylan, and terminoob were shown, expressing utter boredom and despair while playing with a set of cards.

 

“You got any ones?” terminoob said to Dylan.

 

Meanwhile, at the temple…

 

“Prepare yourselves…your destinies have come to an end!” Malelimin/Steel cried and engages in giving off his psychic abilities as he floats in the air and generates separate purple glowing boppers to strike the contestants.

 

“How are we going to fight him off?” Jelly wondered.

 

“I don’t even think we’re halfway done with this challenge,” said Wumbo.

 

“Old Man Jenkins, can you back us up, if you have any powers at all?” OMJ said.

 

“I’ll take care of this, young feller!” Jenkins said, appearing in a cannonball. As soon as the fuse was going to be blown, Goosey and jcm_sbc arrived in a surprise attack, but ill-fatedly getting smacked by Cannonball Jenkins.

 

“We got you now! We now command you to release your spirit to where you came from!” jcm_sbc said to Jenkins.

 

Malelimin/Steel himself couldn’t help but lose his focus to the shenanigans as well.

 

“What are they doing?” Ex questioned.

 

“Enough is enough! Come get some of me!” Malelimin/Steel spluttered.

 

He creates a spherical and dark hollow blast to strike everybody in the room, except for Malelimin/Steel himself. The contestants then evacuated to the Forest of Fa to avoid his powerful attack. Technically, everyone except Wumbo and Malelimin/Steel were out of the Ballroom. After the blast, OMJ’s lei was stripped off by the impact.

 

“Guys, where did Wumbo go?” OMJ asked. “My notebook is missing too…”

 

“Since you’re all unarmed, it looks like we have the opportunity to imprison all of you…” said Goosey and seizes Jenkins and the 6 contestants.

 

The scene then goes over to Wumbo and Malelimin/Steel facing each other.

 

“I’m not giving up a fight here,” said Wumbo. “I am fighting for my own dignity and for everybody’s lives. Whoever you are, you’re messing with the worst kind of competitor here!”

 

“Interesting for you to say…show me your stuff,” said Malelimin/Steel. “Or…I can just give you every ounce of pain I’ve got…”

 

Malelimin/Steel then proceeds to fight off Wumbo, by easily swamping him. Using his forcibility, Wumbo gets hit under a series of electric shocks. Wumbo makes his move by trying to punch Malelimin/Steel as hard as possible, but still gets pummeled through one of another of Malelimin’s attacks by discharging his laser beam at him. Wumbo stands back up after a good 10 seconds of trying to rub of his pain from Malelimin/Steel’s intense damage. Wumbo tries another go with his punches, but unlike his previous and slightly dynamic entry. Malelimin/Steel continues to attack Wumbo by telepathically ascending him and making an invisible nuke to send Wumbo flying off down to the ground. After that, he was unable to fight him off any longer and was collapsed for a half a minute.

 

“I must save….my friends….I must save Steel….from this disaster…” Wumbo muttered to himself.

 

Going back to the other contestants in the Forest of Fa…

 

“I think I see where the Golden Magnifying Glass is located,” said OMJ. “There’s an opening, but it is tightly shut. I can also see four keyholes and a stone tablet over there…”

 

“The thing is, we’re stuck in these guys’ clutches, so what are we going to do now?” Ex said.

 

“I also hope Wumbo is alright…” said OMJ, with concern.

 

The scene then goes back to Wumbo and Malelimin/Steel, once again.

 

“Isn’t it obvious? Compared to my unnatural powers, you’re just worthless, like the others!” Malelimin/Steel said.

 

“Don’t boast too much…it will only….get you into whatever kind of trouble,” said Wumbo. “You may be a powerful spiritual being inside a body of the Sponge of Steel, but that doesn’t mean I can stop you…”

 

“You have no other options, now be gone!”

 

Wumbo waits for Malelimin/Steel’s next move as he gets a hold of him by grabbing his arms and locking his mind into Malelimin/Steel’s mind.

 

“I demand your free spirit to be released from your uncontrollable chaos!” Wumbo exclaimed.

 

With that, Malelimin’s spirit became unattached to Steel before leaving him knocked out. Malelimin’s spirit eventually scattered about and left the other side of the Hidden Temple. Wumbo grabs Steel and goes to the Forest of Fa to free everybody.

 

“I’m back…” said Wumbo, feeling exhausted as well.

 

“Do you have the notebook?” OMJ asked.

 

“I got my ass beaten to save you guys,” said Wumbo, “I don’t think we have time, what evidence do we got to figure out this mystery?”

 

“Let’s see…we have the four keys that belong to those keyholes and then there’s the piece of paper I’ve read off…and now, I’ve forgotten the number…” said OMJ.

 

“Does anybody else have anything to share?” Wumbo questioned.

 

“I can do this, Wumbo! I think I can figure out the clue this tablet is trying to give me…” said OMJ, before everyone was seized by jcm_sbc and Goosey again. “Ugh, no…I can’t do this…I can’t figure it out, I failed you guys…”

 

“We’ve all made failures of ourselves, but you could have known this!” Ex said.

 

“Maybe…just maybe, I know what it means to unlock the artifact,” said Jelly.

 

“Are you sure?” Wumbo asked.

 

“Those four keyholes, they resemble something, but most importantly, the fact that we’ve bonded over trying to figure out this puzzle is a key to our friendship, as well as being a team, keeping our guard, and trying our very best, if that’s what that clue was trying to tell us.” Jelly was explaining.

 

“What about the number and-?” OMJ said.

 

“There are eight of us, doubled over the four key terms of the other clue. And perhaps…if we double it again and focus on the meaning from the tablet, I believe it’s trying to tell us that there are four other signs about each other that we have yet to find out, other than the fact it symbolizes our bright and unstoppable companionship and positive force,” Jelly continued.

 

With her words, the wall surprisingly opened up with the revealing Golden Magnifying Glass. It was transported over to Jelly. With the shining light, Goosey and jcm_sbc let go of the contestants, giving each the opportunity to escape as the H.U.T. duo take an emergency exit to come back to Nathan.

 

“And with this artifact, we can get a closer look on what the tablet is also telling us,” said Jelly and reveals a small set of words.

 

What the small text said was, “Friendship is key. Significance and stoutness makes you bright. It comes in great numbers. Your future and persistence is also golden.”

 

“Feh, I’d never thought friendship could actually be so important,” said Shinya.

 

“Now let’s go back and enjoy a job well done…” said Wumbo.

 

Meanwhile, at the Control Room…

 

As the H.U.T. duo opened the door, Nathan and co. came bursting out, along with the dead body.

 

“Where did the spirit go? Was Malelimin released?” Nathan asked.

 

“I can’t tell, but I can see something flying around,” said Goosey, pointing to something red coming further at them.

 

Once the small red object got closer, it entered Malelimin’s real body. The lifeless body then stood up, showing the true Malelimin in the flash.

 

“I’m back, as it seems to be my own body,” said Malelimin. “And who are you people supposed to be?”

 

“I’m Nathan. As you can see, it’s a long story, but you seemed to be under the possession of a contestant in this game show, by the name of OMJ,” he answered.

 

“I was possessed by some person by the name of Steel, so you must have gravely mistaken,” said Malelimin. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some of my own business to take care of.” He finished and left their sight through teleportation.

 

The scene then goes to the trailers where the contestants were discussing who to vote off next.

 

“Steel needs to go. He got possessed, but we can’t have him in any more danger,” said Storytime. “I also have to admit, Jelly did impressive to score us immunity.”

 

“It’s either him or OMJ,” said Shinya. “OMJ screwed up the challenge, but not technically all of it.”

 

“Why do we have to put OMJ in the chopping block anyways? Steel doesn’t stand a chance…” said Ex.

 

“Just agree with me on this! OMJ should be voted off any time soon,” Shinya responded.

 

*Smoothie Ceremony*

 

“We have 7 smoothies on this plate,” Jjs announced. “Whoever doesn’t get one is the unlucky loser today to get sent to the Forgotten Temple. Starting off with the invincibility winners, Jelly and Storytime are already secure from elimination. Next up…Wumbo, Shinya, Ex, and 4EverGreen.”

 

The only two without a smoothie were Steel Sponge and Old Man Jenkins.

 

“Counting 3 and 4 votes respectively to what you guys have gotten thrown at you both, this is bound to be a shocking elimination,” said Jjs. “Based on the number of votes, the one who would be safe from elimination tonight is no other than….”

 

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“Steel,” Jjs announced, and gave him the last smoothie.

 

“Impossible! What about Steel being possessed by some random evil figure we don’t even have all the facts about!?” Storytime asked.

 

“That will be sorted out later, but it turns out OMJ had the most votes that I’ve collected, including from Wumbo,” said Jjs.

 

“I’m sorry dude. It was a tough decision I’ve had to make,” said Wumbo.

 

“It’s alright. I don’t need the million bucks as badly. Hopefully, Steel will be able to become as worthy as a tough contestant he’ll ever be, even if he was turned evil for a little while. He can fight back if he could,” said OMJ.

 

“I can’t believe that happened to me. Thanks OMJ. I’m looking forward to the next-“ Steel said, but gets interrupted to perceive the sound of a stab.

 

OMJ groaned and fell over as he appeared to be pierced through. Malelimin appeared in front of them with his own hands he used to attack OMJ by surprise. Everyone had the same shocked reaction, including ones from Jjs and Classic.

 

“If this is my formerly possessed body this “Nathan” person was telling me about, then it looks like my work here is done,” said Malelimin and teleports away.

 

“And this has been another shocking episode of UWS SBC: The Lost Temples, this is your host signing off,” said Jjs before quickly shouting “SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, GET AN AMBULANCE!”

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Eliminated: Old Man Jenkins

Immunity: Jelly and Storytime7

Artifact: Golden Magnifying Glass

Character Debut(s): Malelimin

Steel Sponge gets the last smoothie.

Spoiler

Steel gets temporarily possessed by Malelimin.

Malelimin kills OMJ after his presumed elimination, mistaking him as his mind-host. (He will be brought back to life sooner or later)

[101 Dalmatian Street]

NOTE: The entire spin-off is a harmless joke and not meant to offend users, even outside of this website. Please do not mind the outdated users, as they will be fixed out as the story progresses, which progressed pretty slowly at the time.

 

47. Alien vs. Piranhator

 

Jjs, his co-host and the remaining 7 contestants were at a funeral, set up by Jjs himself, to grieve for OMJ’s untimely death. Jelly weeps with Shinya trying to condole with her. Steel kept his stunned face straight, with the rest of the contestant looking depressed.

 

“Is there something wrong with your face? Just pout,” Storytime said to Steel. “I don’t know I should be talking with you though, since you sort of betrayed us like Ex did before.”

 

Steel then gives off a frown and then responds to Storytime, “If you saw the look on that possessed face…” Thinking about the mysterious figure, himself, and through Storytime’s words together, he carries on and says, “It was me…but on the inside, it was never me. I can’t believe OMJ is killed like that, I should be sad. I am sad, but I don’t get teary.”

 

“Don’t be so poetic,” 4EverGreen said to Steel, “I agree with Storytime, but I don’t see why you were safe either.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Steel: Well, with OMJ’s “death” and being possessed by somebody I don’t even know, this surely is Underwater Survivor SBC.

 

*End*

 

“So Wumbo, I’ve heard you’ve given the final vote to OMJ,” said Ex.

 

“It’s not a big deal,” Wumbo retorts. “I just don’t know what to think. Whichever one, they each would be unfairly voted off.”

 

“I guess it’s too late for a recount,” Ex replied.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Ex: And eventually, it will be too late for you…

 

*End*

 

“Alright, tomorrow will be a new challenge,” said Jjs. “There should be a possible way of restoring OMJ to life and I think there’s one temple that has what we need. Considerably, a lot of things out of nowhere and out of reality have happened for today’s challenge.”

 

While Shinya was still trying to comfort Jelly, he says “This is may be unlucky for you and me, but it’s also unlucky for all of us. I didn’t expect him to die like that.”

 

“Don’t talk to me,” said Jelly.

 

As the next day follows, the 7 contestants appeared with Jjs and Classic.

 

“With OMJ’s sudden death to be a real mood killer, nothing can stop us from bringing him back,” Jjs announced. “And that’s why we’re going to different temple to find the source to fix this problem.”

 

“I don’t get it, what’s the challenge?” Steel asked.

 

“Your challenge is to find the next Hidden Temple treasure,” Jjs announced. “As always, you will be awarded with invincibility. It should somewhere in the old and abandoned temple. You ca thank my efforts for my research on this after getting access to the control room again.” He continued. “Each of you have 20 minutes before we set ashore.

 

“I just can’t wait until these semifinals are over,” said Storytime. “Right, Jelly?”

 

Jelly still looked upset since last night. “I don’t know if I can focus with our alliance right now. But I’m going to win this challenge for OMJ.”

 

“So am I, but my purpose is more unique, you see…” said Shinya, walking over to the two allied contestants.

 

“But yesterday, you were trying to off OMJ from the game,” Jelly pointed out.

 

Shinya closes his eyes for a second and then gapes them back for his suspenseful timing. “I didn’t technically want OMJ to drop dead. For now, it’s all about insuring that nobody else ends up like him.”

 

“So you want to help with bringing him back, if it’s really possible?” Storytime asked.

 

“Yes, that’s what I would like to do for right now,” Shinya answered.

 

Wumbo sees the three contestants and says, “So, what are you three doing?”

 

“We’re just talking! What brings you here anyways?” Shinya asks back.

 

“Once the challenge gets started, I was wondering if I can join any of you guys,” Wumbo responded.

 

“For starters, Jelly and Storytime are in an alliance and between you and me….I’ll pass,” Shinya replied.

 

“Look, I’ve seen tensions being high since OMJ was eliminated but that doesn’t mean that I don’t want to join the pity party,” said Wumbo. “Plus, I can remember a time where I’ve been unfairly booted out. You know, like the “falling asleep from the cherries incident", which was unclear, and when CF accidentally gave me the vote.”

 

“I don’t care,” Shinya replied. “I’m trying to contemplate about who should be next on the chopping block. You know, like Steel or you perhaps…starting now.”

 

“Has anybody seen Ex?” Storytime asked.

 

“Don’t worry about it, he’s not lost.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Ex: Right now they want a real threat off the game. What they don’t know is that they’ll regret this day. I’m going to win this challenge…for OMJ.

 

*End*

 

The scene goes to Jjs, Classic and the remaining contestants sailing to proclaimed “old and abandoned” temple until they each got off foot.

 

“And welcome back to UWS, with this episode we’d like to call the “OMJ Memorial Special”…sort of. Aside from that, one of these contestants will win immunity and another will face elimination,” Jjs announced. “Here we are.”

 

“All right, so what are we supposed to find?” Wumbo asked.

 

“The gleaming light in view from the control cameras would have me indicate that you’ll have to find the “Sap of Life,” said Classic.

 

“Oh yeah, and since there’s particularly nothing I can describe about the entire place, being like a jungle, I can’t really tell you where the Sap of Life is,” said Jjs.

 

“Alright, I’ll see you guys at the elimination ceremony,” Ex taunted and is first to enter the temple.

 

The scene then goes to Malelimin inside the old and abandoned temple with a group of unfamiliar bodies.

 

“Someday, everyone will perish,” said Malelimin. “Blackbeard…Sir Templelot…Bomba Nuke…welcome back…”

 

As Malelimin was going to give them his final touch, Nathan and his cohorts were seen running over to him.

 

“Hey you, I’m not done with you!” Nathan cried. “With your power, the game show will be rid off. Perhaps you can take control of me and we’ll have a deal.”

 

“Oh hello what’s-your-face,” said Malelimin. “You better leave my sight and let me handle with my own concern or you and your other friends will get the boot.”

 

“Not so fast!” A voice cries out, being revealed as Prince Darkstar. “Don’t listen to them, listen to me!”

 

“I’m not listening to any of you!” Malelimin said. “If it is revenge you want, you might as well stop. Furthermore, I’m the one who will be taking care of this disaster.”

 

“ACS, how did you get here?” Nathan asked.

 

“That’s not important,” he responded and then begins to cope with Malelimin. “To show you how much it means to me to inherit your powers, I’m begging and pleading for you to do this for me, my heart is even crying out for my demands! Please let me use your powers.”

 

"God damn it is this annoying," Malelimin thought before opening up to the two of them. “If it so happens that you two would probably even sell your soul to me to use my abilities, then you’re not understanding my true intentions, but that doesn’t mean that I’m going to give them out. However, here’s the deal I’m going to make with you four,” he continued. “We’ll form an alliance, but not just any ordinary one. You will be joined with these three, in which each of their consciousness will be restored sooner or later. I can sense the host’s competitors inside this temple, and the task I will give out is to obliterate them all in this refuge. If you fail, I will decide who gets the boot. Whoever doesn’t get the pink slip, one, two, or some of you have another chance with me.”

 

“I didn’t necessarily want them killed, I just want the show cancelled, like the job ACS has given me to do,” said Nathan.

 

Malelimin ponders for a moment and then says to Nathan, “Well…it’s you and your team or us. Then again, didn’t you have some of the contestants nearly drowned one time and anything else similar to that, particularly when you vowed you would destroy them? Obtaining some tapes with the info of the entire reality show, I’ve gained most of the memory about it in 9 minutes flat, just so you’d know.” He added.

 

“Since I have not much of a choice, then consider it a deal,” said Nathan. “We can call ourselves…Team Pacu.”

 

“What, you mean like the testicle-eating fish?” Darkstar questioned.

 

“Any name is fine by me. Now wait and see as the other Hidden Temple inhabitants rise from their slumber, courtesy of me,” said Malelimin.

 

And then that is when Malelimin would use his abilities to make the three Hidden Temple individuals to be stood up and to regain their consciousness.

 

“I am Malelimin. You can thank me for each of your restorations later. We got some work to do.”

 

The scene then goes to the 7 contestants who were wandering around the temple.

 

“So I thinking, maybe we can start an alliance, but with us altogether,” said 4EverGreen.

 

“I got an idea, let’s just split up as usual.” Storytime retorts. “All of us just can’t get along and I can’t see the point of it…”

 

“Sorry, it’s just that I have the thought that the mysterious person who killed OMJ would be in this temple,” 4EverGreen replied.

 

“If we’re going to have to split up, then I’m going with Jelly, as part of our alliance,” said Storytime.

 

“And to make some additions to your search party, Shinya and I will assist,” Ex suggests. “We’ll come with you if that’s okay with you for a couple of Silver Snakes.”

 

“Sure, go ahead,” said Jelly.

 

Leaving Steel, Wumbo and 4EverGreen behind, they split up like so.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Ex: My plan should turn out as perfect as I designed it out to be. If the Sap of Life works and brings OMJ back to life, it will be a breeze with him and me in the Final 2, whereas this part of the plan will involve eradicating everyone else in this room. If it doesn’t work, it shouldn’t matter, I will have the million bucks anyways because why not kill one of the best contestants when I can do the same! Hehehe…

 

*End*

 

“This sure is boring,” said Storytime. “It’s just a concrete jungle, but with 85% more jungle.”

 

“Just remember what we came here for and what Jjs assigned us for us in here for,” said Shinya.

 

“Oh Storytime, if we go to a nicer shed of light, I think we can get a better find for that Sap of Life,” Ex suggested.

 

“As long as we do it as a team,” Storytime responded while Ex was shown carrying something behind his back before exchanging it for a handful of hemlock berries.

 

“We should also eat these so we can survive. God knows how long this challenge will take us,” said Ex, revealing them in his hand.

 

Before that, Nathan and Darkstar appear by jumping out with surprise.

 

“Oh great, it’s him again…and ACS?” Shinya said.

 

“No time to shoot the breeze. As order by Malelimin, I’m afraid that each of you will be…executed!” Darkstar stated.

 

“Malelimin, you mean that angry lunatic that controlled Steel’s body and tried to kill us?” Shinya asked.

 

Nathan and Darkstar both pause for a moment. Nathan then says to them, “So, it wasn’t OMJ? Never mind that, you don’t know Malelimin and you all don’t have to know.”

 

“I hope you like berries, because I’m not afraid to use these against you!” Ex said. “Besides, you two are no real threat so I think we can just leave you two alone and move on with the challenge.”

 

“Yeah right, like we would allow you members to do that,” Darkstar said. “And by berries, you mean those hemlock berries you’re holding out right now?”

 

Eying the fact that Ex was holding the poisonous berries, Jelly tells him, “What were you thinking, Ex!? Those are poisonous!”

 

“Um…oops,” Ex fibbed and then throws them to the duo.

 

“Using poisonous berries and wasting your food? You’re just as bad as I thought Ex,” said Darkstar. “Anyways, no more time to chat, let’s end this now!” With that said he and Nathan reveal their shared psychic abilities from Malelimin and levitate a bit.

 

“Well that’s unexpected,” said Storytime. “We got an alliance!”

 

“We got a Blackbeard on our side,” said Nathan.

 

 As Nathan made his comeback, Blackbeard arrives by, bursting through the left side of the walls.

 

“I can’t believe this is what Jjs is letting us do,” said Shinya. “I also seem to wonder what Wumbo, 4EverGreen, and Steel are up to.”

 

Meanwhile, during 4EverGreen, Wumbo and Steel’s scene in the challenge, they race through their area.

 

“Hey Steel, you know that Malelimin guy that took control of you, right?” 4EverGreen asked him.

 

“I don’t think he should be any of our concerns.” Steel responded. “What’s on your mind anyways?”

 

“I believe that Malelimin, whoever he is, could be the one who killed OMJ and is inside this temple. Also, I believe that he is an alien,” 4EverGreen replied.

 

“I sense no aliens here,” Wumbo uttered.

 

“What about what happened in M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Signs’?” 4EverGreen continued. “Speaking of him, he also directly the poorly received “Last Airbender". But I figure this is more like the “Aliens” series, put aside that “Alien: Resurrection” movie which was actually made by Marvel’s “The Avengers’” Joss Whedon! If this temple is filled with aliens, then that must be possible.”

 

“Promise me you’ll cut it with the pop culture references. If you want my word on this, I don’t believe in this,” said Wumbo.

 

“So far, this is a pain. Yet, I wouldn’t be surprised if Nathan and his other Triad members pop up and try to stop us,” said Steel.

 

As seemingly predicted, Nathan doesn’t jump out, but jcm_sbc and Goosey appear at the scene, attempting to block their way.

 

“Minus Nathan, apparently,” Wumbo added.

 

“Halt! Nobody shall pass!” jcm_sbc shouted out.

 

“Yeah whatever, and this is the part where we curb stomp you and move on with our challenge,” said Steel, obviously not as convinced.

 

“Then it looks like you haven’t met…Sir Templelot…and Bomba Nuke,” said Goosey.

 

“What?”

 

Appearing before them was the newly resurrected Sir Templelot and Bomba Nuke, as they were each mentioned in a couple challenges like Blackbeard. Both precede the cohorts by blocking their path as well as being armed.

 

“Yep, this has officially gotten worse,” said Wumbo.

 

The scene then focuses back on the other group, Nathan, Darkstar, and Blackbeard. Nathan and Darkstar bring out their laser guns and take aim.

 

“Now what?” Storytime said.

 

“We just need to take those weapons, and they’ll have nothing else to use,” said Ex.

 

“What about Blackbeard?” Storytime asked again.

 

“Never mind that guy, now let’s roll!” Ex replied.

 

Using stealth, Ex rolls around while dodging the fires from Nathan and Darkstar and grabs the guns from them. After a second, he gets grasped by Blackbeard and is cornered against the wall, locking his arms from shooting as Blackbeard reveals a more destructive version of their laser guns.

 

“You two deal with the others while I got one tough pirate to blow one’s head off,” Blackbeard said to Nathan and Darkstar.

 

Shinya attacks Blackbeard in order for Ex to be able to draw his attack against Blackbeard before Shinya gets his leg caught by Darkstar. Ex fires his laser gun and shoots off Blackbeard’s left foot.

 

“You’re only a group of pushovers, why should I worry?” Ex said.

 

“I’m not done yet, I remember losing this leg ages ago,” said Blackbeard and puts Ex at gunpoint again.

 

Back with Nathan and Darkstar’s fight with the other members of the group, Darkstar is seen kicking Shinya around and with Nathan grabbing a hold of Jelly and Storytime.

 

“Is that the best you got?” Shinya said

 

Using her strength, Jelly breaks away from Nathan and gives Darkstar a punch, slowing him down for about 20 seconds and also freeing Storytime from Nathan and using karate against Nathan.

 

“You know, I can’t stand around and do nothing,” said Jelly.

 

“Yeah, thanks Jelly.” Shinya responded.

 

As for Ex, he has removed both of Blackbeard’s arms and also shot his neck.

 

“Come on, just die already!” Ex exclaimed.

 

“You do not know the power behind Malelimin,” said Blackbeard. “I’m not going to waste my life on you either, so I must be going.”

 

Hopping around on his one leg, looking like an imbecile, Blackbeard hurries out of everyone else’s site to return to Malelimin. Ex would then uses his laser guns to shoot at Darkstar and Nathan to knock them down for half an hour.

 

“Let’s get out of here!” Ex commands and moves on to the next area. Seeing Nathan leave his book on the ground, Shinya grabs it and moves on.

 

The scene then goes back to Wumbo, 4EverGreen, Steel, and the second portion of Team Pacu’s separation. Sir Templelot swings his sword around, but to be dodged by the trio.

 

“We’re dead,” said Wumbo.

 

“Bombs away, bitch!” Bomba Nuke cries out and tosses some bombs across the trio.

 

As the bombs exploded, Wumbo, 4EverGreen, and Steel were in wounds and were trying to stand back up.

 

“Like Jjs said, this is all too unreal. I could be right if Malelimin is an alien,” said 4EverGreen.

 

“Who told you!?” Sir Templelot says, thinking 4EverGreen was acting suspicious.

 

“There’s no way we’ll ever get pass them,” said Wumbo.

 

“Then we need to think of a plan. One of you guys, seize his sword and-“ 4EverGreen said before being cut off mid-sentence.

 

He was shown to be stabbed through the chest, courtesy of Sir Templelot. Through that jab, 4EverGreen drops down to the ground unconscious, much to Wumbo and Steel’s shock.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Steel: Ugh, what am I suppose to expect now with a game show like this? Like, am I suppose to die too?

 

*End*

 

“He knows too much,” said Sir Templelot.

 

“Now let’s finish you two off!” Bomba Nuke says and prepares to throw one of his bigger bombs.

 

Then suddenly, JCM jumps out and puts the two Hidden Temple individuals under deadlock from attacking Wumbo and Steel.

 

“JCM…” Steel utters. “What is he doing here?”

 

“Stand back you two,” said Goosey as the two bodyguards go behind and he and jcm_sbc step out, revealing the same type of laser guns from before that they hold in their hands.

 

“You’re not JCM…” JCM says to jcm_sbc/sponge_bob.

 

“You’re lying, you do not speak the truth,” jcm_sbc replies.

 

Goosey comes closer to Wumbo and Steel and says, “It looks like it’s me and the two of you. I’ve been through a lot of shit, and by order from Malelimin, it’s downtime for you two.”

 

“What’s the point of revenge anyways? It’s never been like this until you got recruited just like that, especially after being the first person booted off last season,” said Steel.

 

Goosey fires his laser gun at Wumbo and Steel, but ends up missing both of them.

 

“What’s the use of talking Goosey out of this?” Wumbo asked Steel. “We’re in crisis, especially with the fact that we’re not even close to getting immunity in this situation.”

 

“Come on Goosey, just open your eyes!” Steel said.

 

Dropping his weapon, Goosey pauses for a moment, remembering his attempted overthrow of Nathan the other day, and says, “Hmm....I guess you’re right. This is all just worthless.”

 

Goosebumpsfan then evacuates the old and abandoned temple and leaves to someplace where he can’t be seen.

 

“Goosey, where are you going!? We’re on a very important mission here!” jcm_sbc calls out before JCM grabs a hold of him.

 

“There can only be one...” JCM said. “But you know, I’m also here, just trying to protect these fellows.”

 

Grabbing the discarded laser gun, Steel fires around with it as he and Wumbo run away from Sir Templelot and Bomba Nuke while using the gun to repel them away from assault.

 

As for JCM and his imposter, JCM and jcm_sbc/sponge_bob wrestle each other, also making jcm_sbc drop his gun. They go on for a few minutes until they are met by Sir Templelot and Bomba Nuke.

 

“Kill him, he’s an impostor!” jcm_sbc orders.

 

“Oh you’ve got to be kidding me. Seize him instead! I’m the true authentic JCM right here!” JCM exclaimed.

 

Trying to make their decision as long as they could and rolling around their eyes like a chameleon, Sir Templelot strikes the real JCM to his death and leaves jcm_sbc/sponge_bob alive.

 

“Our job is not done here, we better execute the two other contestants!” jcm_sbc commands.

 

Sir Templelot and Bomba Nuke then run off to find Wumbo and Steel as the scene then comes back to the other separated group.

 

“Thanks for your support Ex,” said Storytime. “Hopefully, they won’t slow us down again.”

 

While Jelly, Shinya and Storytime were distracted with trying to find the artifact, Ex has his laser gun behind his back, brings it out and points his fire over to Storytime.

 

“Hey guys, look at this!” Shinya said showing the book over to Jelly and Storytime.

 

Blasting away, Storytime nearly gets hit. He, Shinya, and Jelly then focus back at Ex and conveys a moment of silence at each other.

 

“Um…Ex, what was that you just did?” Shinya asked.

 

“There was something in the way trying to attack you guys, so I fired at it to keep it away,” Ex fibbed.

 

“Ex, tell the truth,” Shinya replied.

 

“Fine…” said Ex. “My goal is to win this challenge…also to destroy the rest of the contestants, like the ones near where I am standing.”

 

“Ex, have you lost your damn mind!? You’re acting as crazy as Nathan and Prince Darkstar over there and revenge is not going to be the answer to every problem. This has to do with OMJ’s death, doesn’t it? Is it that or are you brainwashed by Malelimin?” Shinya snapped.

 

“I’m not possessed…” Ex replied.

 

“Then this is a new low for you. Have fun trying to kill us.” Shinya said coldly.

 

Ex stops for a good moment and drops his laser gun. “You’re right. But you know, things changed since he got killed and yet we don’t know who that odd looking thing was that killed him. Shinya doesn’t seem thrilled with his elimination and is giving him support, Wumbo is trying to make an alliance with all of us…and I’ll admit that it has ended up making me messed up in the head.”

 

Running over them, Steel and Wumbo meet up with the other four contestants. To the others’ surprise, 4EverGreen wasn’t with them.

 

“Hey guys, you made it here too?” Wumbo said, sounding out of breath.

 

“Where’s 4EverGreen?” Jelly asked.

 

“4EverGreen….he got killed, sadly,” Steel deadpanned.

 

“By the way, the trouble we got into during our challenge…” said Wumbo. “It’s a long story,” he and Shinya stated simultaneously.

 

“Oh yeah, look what I found,” said Shinya, holding out the book. “Taking a look at this, I’ve found some information on Malelimin.

 

Taking a look at the log, the 6 contestants start to read through it and narrate it one by one….

 

“Let’s see,” said Ex. “Long ago, when game shows were becoming a thing in society, I have confronted this particularly strange life form, as “alien would be an appropriate and accurate term for a fellow known as Malelimin.”

 

“All throughout his course of competition, he was a threat, but has gotten voted off not too long after. When he went to compete another time, he was full of wrath and had these strange powers, when we competed together in “Legends of the Hidden Temple", back in the 60’s and before it was more public in the 90’s era,” Jelly read.

 

“With the disappearances of almost every contestant, he was what I would consider very manipulative. Looking into his powers, he wasn’t any ordinary competitor, or even a human being,” Wumbo read.

 

“I have since sealed him somewhere in these parts of the Hidden Temple and also frozen him in amber for he was too dangerous. The last time I would confront him, I had to find a way to outnumber him and his psychic powers,” Steel read.

 

“What also lies in the Hidden Temples are the memorials of Malelimin’s former and dead bodyguards, known as Blackbeard, Bomba Nuke, and Sir Templelot respectively and with their own piece of history,” Storytime read.

 

“As for Malelimin’s defeat, I would seal his soul into a red skull to be remained hidden before freezing his body in amber. It would be then that the Hidden Temples studios would not be touched ever again and/or being used, for as long as I could hope,” Shinya read.

 

“Quite an interesting story,” said Steel. “Should it be clear by now that he is the one who killed OMJ?”

 

“And as I figured out, it seems that I targeted the wrong guy,” said a voice.

 

Dashing through the area, Malelimin reveals himself in the flash, once again and catching the attention of the contestants.

 

“That’s right, I’m Malelimin,” he introduced. “While most of my allies didn’t do the job right, that doesn’t stop me from trying to kill all of you right here in this spot!”

 

Eying the golden gleam behind Malelimin, Ex says, “Guys, I think I can see the ‘Sap of Life'.”

 

Malelimin fires his beams at the contestants, but they all dodge them otherwise.

 

“He’s guarding it and all we have to is…defeating him, I guess,” Ex continued.

 

Malelimin fires more of his beams and hits Steel and Ex, killing them both.

 

Cutting to Steel and Ex’s point of view, they now appear elsewhere…or preferably in a white blank space with nothing but cocoons above them, as they seemed to have dropped down from them. In Steel’s POV, what he could see was Ex…among others…

 

“Ex…4EverGreen…OMJ…JCM, is that you?” Steel questioned as his vision looked blurred for a few seconds before going normal. “Do my eyes deceive me?”

 

Taking a glance, he sees Ex, 4EverGreen, JCM and OMJ before him.

 

“Hmmm…this place is familiar and I think I know why,” said Ex. “This must be the same place where I’ve been when I had that “alliance” with the H.U.T. inside my consciousness.”

 

“Is there a way out?” Steel asked.

 

“I wouldn’t get my hopes up,” said OMJ.

 

Back with the other contestants, now reduced to 4, they attempt fight off against Malelimin. Storytime tries to attack him, but only for Malelimin to create a force field. Jelly successfully appears from behind and tries to grab the “Sap of Life", but nearly gets zapped by Malelimin.

 

Back inside the weird place…

 

“Since we’re all here, I don’t believe that we’re actually dead,” said Steel. “So there must be a way out of this.”

 

“I suppose we’re all asleep, we just need to wake ourselves up,” said OMJ.

 

"Did you all try doing that? What is this place supposed to be anyways?" Steel asked.

 

A rumbling noise can heard compared to the blank white space around them.

 

"It's coming..." said OMJ.

 

"What's coming? Tell me!" Steel said.

 

The white background turns to black with mist stirring around. Amongst the mist were a group of three in cloaks.

 

"Not this again," Ex said to himself. "Wait a minute..."

 

"So I heard about your alliance with the other H.U.T. society and now you're stuck here with us," one of them said.

 

"Can you at least give us more detail about yourselves and this place? We're still confused here," said Ex.

 

"We are the founding members of the Hidden Underwater Triad," one of them said. "And you are trapped in Malelimin's realm of illusion and deceit."

 

"So I guess it's like we're trapped inside a box with no way out?" Steel questioned.

 

"Something like that," one of them said. "It may look like us, but as you should tell...it's only our voices."

 

The cloaked members fade off and the background then reveals an enlarged Malelimin.

 

"If you're lucky...there's a trapdoor out of this endless nightmare."

 

OMJ and co. start running away, but to find themselves appearing at a random spot and going nowhere else like an endless loop. The illusioned Malelimin grabs them all and gives a glare.

 

"If I'm right, he can make his illusions so real," OMJ said, referring to the alien himself.

 

"Either King Kong is going to do his worst, or..." said Steel and goes over to Ex, "If we have enough strength to do so, we better let go."

 

"What do you mean?" Ex asked.

 

Using enough force to let go from Malelimin's clutches, Steel jumps out free and tries to let Ex out. Noticing Malelimin's plasmatic right hand going swifty over to him, Steel avoids getting hit from it and frees Ex.

 

"Now jump, quickly now!" Steel says as he Ex would take a more substantial drop from their height. 

 

Still continuing the fight with Malelimin, Steel and Ex’s eyes widen up as they wake up after around 15 minutes and dash over to the “Sap of Life", avoiding Malelimin.

 

“They’re back?” Shinya said, confused.

 

Steel and Ex are now in front of the “Sap of Life", while Jelly was still unable to try and grab it. Focusing on the artifact, Steel and Ex both grab it and start to run away from the temple alongside the other four contestants.

 

“This thing sure is sticky,” Steel adds.

 

Sprinting their way through out of the old and abandoned temple, the contestants successfully make it out with the artifact, with 4EverGreen and JCM escorted out and Jjs waiting for the final result.

 

“Finally we’re out of that asylum of a temple,” said Ex, out of breath.

 

“This is a surprise,” said Jjs. “Seeing that you two managed to revive yourselves somehow, that’s for sure. Anyways, you two each share immunity for tonight. Oh yeah, that isn’t sap as it appears to be, and turns out to be a piece of amber.”

 

Before the elimination ceremony commences, some of the contestants discuss on who to eliminate.

 

“I was thinking we eliminate 4EverGreen,” Storytime said to Jelly. “It’s either him or Wumbo.”

 

“Yeah, I guess we don’t have much of a choice since Steel and Ex got immunity,” Jelly responded.

 

“Maybe we can get rid of Storytime. After that, we can probably focus on eliminating some of the threats in this competition,” Wumbo said to 4EverGreen.

 

*Smoothie Ceremony*

 

“That was one heck of a challenge,” Jjs announced. “And to start this off, some of you were requesting a recount between either Steel or OMJ’s elimination, and now would be the perfect time now that OMJ is back and alive.”

 

“Actually…I volunteer to be booted off. I don’t think I can handle any more after getting “killed” by Malelimin,” said OMJ. "I also realized how they couldn't handle my elimination at first. I hope they understand. It's always next time though." 

 

“If that’s okay with you…then it looks like you’re going to the Forgotten Temple,” said Jjs.

 

“It also looks like you’ve changed your attitude Shinya,” OMJ says to him before being dragged over to the Forgotten Temple. “I’ll be watching you in the finals. That is if you make it that far.”

 

“Moving on, with OMJ surprisingly ditching his second chance, we got 5 smoothies on this plate, so that means we’re dealing with a double elimination here,” Jjs announced.

 

“That’s totally unfair!” Storytime retorts. “I suppose Steel gets to dodge three eliminations now?”

 

“Which is why I got a task for him,” said Jjs and reveals a nearly large sized egg and gives it to Steel. “For the next challenge, he will have to carry this egg around without breaking it. If he does, he will automatically be eliminated from the game.”

 

Before passing out the smoothies, Jjs begins to comment on each of the contestants’ performance.

 

“Steel, you’ve gotten close to the chopping block, then again, you got yourself immunity along with Ex, much to everyone else’s dismay,” Jjs was saying. “Wumbo, your indecisive vote has gotten you in trouble as well and you haven’t done fairly when it came to making a full-on alliance. Ex, when it came to OMJ’s “death", you ended up going crazy and decided to try and get immunity the hard way. Storytime, nothing much on you like Jelly, but you still seemed to be attached with your alliance with Jelly. 4EverGreen…you just died trying, but you came back regardless.”

 

“Yeah, it was just insane,” said 4EverGreen.

 

“Now, passing out the smoothies…ExKizuna, Steel, Jelly, Shinya,” Jjs announced.

 

The only three without a smoothie were Wumbo, 4EverGreen, and Storytime.

 

“And Wumbo!” Jjs finished.

 

“Just as I thought, if it weren’t for Steel and Ex’s unexpected win, I would do much more for this game show and stayed,” said Storytime before getting dragged out to the Forgotten Temple. “I don’t need this anymore!”

 

“It was fun while it lasted…expect for when I got myself “nearly killed” and all,” said 4EverGreen and gets dragged along with Storytime in part of his elimination.

 

“So now it’s all come down to the Final 5, who will be out next? How will Steel handle his task into avoiding instant elimination? What more will they know from Malelimin? Find out next time on UWS!” Jjs finished.

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Eliminated: Storytime7, 4EverGreen

Immunity: ExKizuna, Steel Sponge

Artifact: Sap of Life

THE FINAL 5: ExKizuna, Jelly, Shinya, Steel Sponge, Wumbology

Spoiler

OMJ gets brought back to life and volunteers for his own elimination.

Character Debut(s): Blackbeard, Bomba Nuke, Sir Templelot,

Spoiler

Unknown founding members of the H.U.T.

Final appearance for Goosebumpsfan.

The Season 2 villains form an alliance under the name "Team Pacu", with Goosebumpsfan resigning as of this episode.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

48. Lord of the Flies

 

*Smoothie Ceremony*

 

As it was revealed to be, Team Pacu was beginning an elimination ceremony, not at the same time, but at the same night that Jjs would, with Malelimin to hand out the plate of smoothies.

 

“As you can see, I have 6 smoothies on this plate,” Malelimin announced.

 

“Great! So that means we’re all safe, right?” Nathan said.

 

“^” prince_darkstar added.

 

“Dude, did you just steal my name?” Prince Darkstar said sternly to prince_darkstar.

 

“You’re all wrong!” Malelimin bellowed. “One of you, most of you, or perhaps all of you are all going to leave these Hidden Temples permanently because you all failed the mission! Here’s the deal though, these smoothies have intoxicating extra terrestrial elements that might alter you in a way. If you chicken out, you’re automatically exiled from this team.”

 

“Aye, I’ll be the first to chug down one yer beverages,” Blackbeard volunteered. “Them salty seadogs don’t call me alcoholic for nothing!”

 

Guzzling down the smoothie, Blackbeard’s two arms and his left leg regenerated miraculously in effect to the intoxicating substances.

 

“Well, I’ll be damned,” said Blackbeard upon his recovery.

 

“Sir Templelot, I suggest that you come up next,” said Malelimin.

 

“Here goes nothing,” said Templelot.

 

Being next to drink one of the smoothies, Sir Templelot outgrows his own armor and his face turns purple.

 

“I’m still in, but I can’t say that I’m happy,” Templelot continued. “I guess it’s your turn Bomba Nuke.”

 

“I consume radioactive material for breakfast!” Bomba Nuke said.

 

Drinking down the smoothie, Bomba Nuke has a fuse appear over his head and explodes…only to go backwards and bring him back.

 

“I regret the day I make like a Michael Bay movie and just blow up,” he mumbled.

 

“So it’s now come down to you three,” said Malelimin, referring to Prince Darkstar, Nathan and prince_darkstar.

 

“How bad could it be?” Nathan questioned and grabs one of the smoothies. Afterwards, he became disfigured and looked similar to Quasimodo. “Does this ever go away?”

 

“Heck if I know,” Malelimin answered.

 

The only two that hasn’t had their smoothies were Prince Darkstar and sponge_bob/prince_darkstar.

 

“Are you kidding me? I’m not going to put that in my stomach!” Prince Darkstar said.

 

“And I have a medical condition that doesn’t let me drink smoothies,” prince_darkstar said, trying to make an excuse. “I hope you understand.”

 

“I don’t care who’s supposed to be the real ACS. Since you’re not going to give it a shot, I’m eliminating both of you,” said Malelimin.

 

“No, wait! I can do this!” Darkstar pleaded.

 

“I suggest you only eliminate one of us and that you should eliminate the fake Darkstar,” said prince_darkstar.

 

"They both have to go," Malelimin thought. "Then again…"

 

He looks at ACS for a moment.

 

"This one’s the spitting image of a certain somebody. If you’re not going to drink one of these two smoothies, then you might as well hit the road, scram, pack your bags, take a hike, shove off, beat it!” Malelimin spoke out.

 

“Fine, be the god of everything!” Darkstar exclaimed. “You can’t boss us around forever.”

 

 He grabs one of the smoothies. Upon drinking it, nothing happened.

 

“Lucky me,” said Darkstar.

 

Darkstar momentarily trips over his chair and gets touched by Sir Templelot. Trying to get out of his way, he only then realizes that he’s stuck to him.

 

“What is this? I’m stuck!” Darkstar said.

 

“Well prince_darkstar, if that is your name, will you go for the elimination or not?” Malelimin asked.

 

After a long pause, prince_darkstar says, “No. I just can’t drink that thing.”

 

Malelimin then uses his unordinary abilities to launch prince_darkstar out of the studios, not to return again.

 

“Alright guys, it’s now five of us and five of them, let’s start formulating our next plan,” Malelimin announced. Malelimin fleetingly hears the sound of treads among them and notices Ex. “Make that six against four.”

 

Still during the day before the next challenge, Steel was inside the Winner’s Paradise and eventually notices Ex, nowhere to be seen.

 

“I guess he must have come back to the others,” said Steel.

 

Steel then sees the note left behind…

 

“Apologies for what I’ve done and what I am currently doing, but I have moved over to a different organization where I would fit in, as a non-hero. -Ex,” Steel read. “Yep, he’s dead.”

 

The next day, the final 5, minus Ex, were gathered around with Jjs and Classic. Starting today, Steel was carrying around the egg.

 

“Where’s Ex?” Classic asked.

 

“It’s a funny story really, he…just bailed out on us,” said Steel.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Steel: So it looks like I’m now in the Final 5. At this point, I'm supposedly having my hands glued to this egg without dropping or scrambling it and as of last night, Ex is gone. He seems like a threat alright. Well, if he doesn’t come back and I can’t try to vote him off OR if I drop this egg, OR get put on the chopping block and not win immunity, I’m out of options for staying in-game.

 

*End*

 

“So Ex just quit without letting us know?” Shinya questioned.

 

“He left this note while I was still in the Winner’s Paradise,” said Steel, holding it out.

 

With the other contestants reading it, Shinya says, “Where is he now anyways? Is he still inside this place?”

 

“He could be working with Nathan, ACS and the others now,” Steel guessed.

 

“If that’s the case, then you four better find him and get him back or he’s proclaimed eliminated,” Jjs announced. “As the main topic follows, we’re going to another temple and whoever wins immunity is safe from today’s elimination. After that, we move on to the end of the semi-final portion of the game, whether it’s the final 4 or the final 3.”

 

“So, what’s next for us?” Wumbo asked.

 

“You’re all going to the next temple, or perhaps a nature fortress,” Jjs announced. “Expect it to be swarmed with insects and a ravenous bunch of fugitives, more or less.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Jelly: So, this is how far I’ve made to the game. But yet, it feels as if I’m still here because I’m not worth being eliminated. I’m going to have to play more competitively if I’m going to make it farther than the final 4 or the final 3.
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Steel: I don’t know, but like Ex, I think Jelly could be a threat, just saying. I better plan on what to do when I make it near the end.

 

*End*

 

“Hey Jelly,” Shinya called out to her.

 

“What is it, Shinya?” Jelly asked.

 

“I was thinking maybe we should be in the Final 2 together,” said Shinya.

 

“Alright, what’s your reason for this offer though?” Jelly replied.

 

“We’ll make a good pair during the last few challenges, consider it my promise for us to get into the Final 2,” Shinya replied. “For the record, Ex is gone astray, Steel has an egg that won’t last a few hours and Wumbo’s not looking like a threat.”

 

“I don’t know Shinya…maybe I should be eliminated before the final round.”

 

“Yeah, definitely not, what makes you say that anyways?”

 

“Well…I think we’re perfect enough, I guess I don’t have much of a reason other than that and surpassing the others of the Final 5.”

 

“Does it involve the same purpose of voting off OMJ and Storytime?”

 

“…I’ll ask you later. Hopefully you’ll accept my offer.”

 

The scene then immediately goes to the next temple Jjs took the four contestants over to the temple, or “nature fortress".

 

“We’re almost to the few final parts of this game at last,” Jjs announced. “Right now I’m not going to bother explaining the areas inside this temple since there’s not much I can describe about it like last time. The object you’re supposed to find is the Golden Beetle, not to be confused with the Beatles, obviously.”

 

Jelly gives herself a “damn” look on her face.

 

“The previous challenge was dangerous enough for me to not allow the variety of Spongebob characters, but since Steel, Ex and some others managed to relapse, I figure that Steel can at least pick a character to assist for the challenge.” Jjs continued.

 

“I guess I’ll go with Spongebob,” said Steel. “By the way, does this egg hatch?”

 

“Hell if I know,” Jjs said to Steel. “But don’t consider leaving with the egg unscratched a symbol of immunity. Almost forgot to mention, according to research from the control room, the group of villains from before were spotted in this temple as well, so it goes to show that they’re following us.”

 

“Ugh, Nathan is in there?” Wumbo said.

 

“That might as well be true. Now get in there already!” Jjs responded.

 

Meanwhile, the four contestants and Spongebob now appeared in the respective temple, wandering inside.

 

“You know, this isn’t always a time were we all have to stick together in the beginning,” said Wumbo.

 

“You’re right, I’m leaving you three and Jelly is coming with me,” said Shinya.

 

Holding Shinya back, Jelly says, “Hold the phone, I don’t think I’m doing this with just you here.”

 

“Yeah, come on. It’ll be fun when we’re together,” said Spongebob.

 

“Besides, if we’re like that, how would it be like trying to find Ex?” Jelly continued, “Which would be your own ally?”

 

“However as many of Malelimin’s minions are in here, it won’t be a breeze either. This brings up my idea where we become one alliance ourselves against Malelimin’s group,” said Wumbo.

 

Shinya thinks through this with slight animosity and says, “Fine, do whatever you want. But I have fingers crossed with going to the Final 2 with Jelly.”

 

“Well, would you consider me a threat because I’m not worth being put in the chopping block? Unless it comes down to sudden death elimination, would you think it’s still worth for me being in the Final 2?” Jelly asked him.

 

“Then I can help you with becoming the competitive type. Plus, there’s not a problem with whoever is in the Final 2,” Shinya replied. “But if you want my opinion, that would be unless we both go down.”

 

“I’ll accept being in the Final 2 with you, if that’s what you want as well.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Jelly: This seems like the second time in a row where I’m put in an alliance, or third counting the multi-alliance.
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Steel: With Shinya and Jelly taken, I think I’ll have my share of team playing with Wumbo.

 

*End*

 

“Wumbo, Spongebob, while we’re sticking together, we can help each other out while Shinya and Jelly has each other affix,” said Steel. “Only one rule here: nobody touches the egg.”

 

“Okay, got it,” said Spongebob.

 

“Yeah, because it’s about you, isn’t it?” Wumbo said.

 

“No it isn’t! I only have this thing to take care of for the day,” said Steel, referring to the egg.

 

“Yet again, that egg is your own responsibility. Never mind what I said, but you’ll provide us with help too if you’re not going to be attached to winning like Shinya,” said Wumbo.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Steel: Oh money, one of the greatest sources of evil. Since I didn’t say that I’d care if I lose, I’m going to take Wumbo’s advice through this.

 

*End*

 

“So, what name are you going for, for this multi-alliance?” Shinya asked Wumbo.

 

“We’ll call this movement “Team Basilisk", Wumbo answered.

 

“What, you mean the Jesus Christ Lizard?” Shinya questioned.

 

“If you’re talking about the fact that the type of lizard can walk on water, then it would an understatement, but-“

 

“Jesus Christ Lizard it is,” Shinya said, interrupting Wumbo.

 

“Now we can get started on getting the artifact, kicking some villain hiney and find Ex,” said Steel.

 

Unnoticeably at first, there was a giant spider behind them, being piloted by Darkstar and Ex.

 

“Found him,” said Shinya, pointing over to him on the giant spider.

 

The four contestants then proceed to scream in terror with Steel screaming like a girl.

 

“Just where I found them, dawdling around!” Darkstar said and looks at Ex. “I still can’t believe you had to show your face to our team and be partnered with me.”

 

“Great, now step on it!” Ex cried out.

 

Darkstar uses the giant spider to chase the four contestants down as they’re running away and uses one of the legs to aim for Steel’s egg but instead presses onto Steel’s body when Steel rolls over to ensure the egg doesn’t get hit.

 

“Oh god no,” Steel said before getting stepped on by one of the spider’s legs.

 

“I knew he’d get himself into trouble like that,” said Wumbo.

 

“What, you want to be an embryo killer too?” Ex said to Darkstar. “I have forgotten what we can do with this. It’s web shooting time!”

 

While Steel was trying to catch up with the other three contestants, Jelly, Shinya and Wumbo end up clinging to giant spider web from one of the giant spider’s attacks.

 

“Don’t worry…I’ll get you guys out of that web,” said Steel

 

But he gets distracted from the spider that captures him and his egg as well, wrapping the contestants up like its prey.

 

“Game set and match,” said Ex.

 

“Well played. That’s my only compliment to you once we’re done here,” said Darkstar.

 

“Spongebob, please do something to get us out of this trap,” said Steel.

 

“Nope, I guess we’re all stuck,” said Spongebob.

 

“So this is how we’re each going to die? Being stuck a giant spider web to be eaten alive?” Shinya said as the spider was going to kill him first. “I won’t have it. Hey Ex, have you considered going back to our side? Mark my words that that have been your dumbest decision yet.”

 

“I’m a villain now, what else am I supposed to do?” Ex said. “But if they’re all gone, maybe Jjs will accept me back and let me automatically have the million bucks. That would be likely rather than last time since he’s Malelimin.”

 

“Don’t talk like that about the head of this group! I suppose that you now want to come back with these guys as well? You’re unbelievable,” said Darkstar as he and Ex were now reeling the spider back and forth, preventing Shinya’s fate.

 

“Yeah, unbelievable as Nathan naming the team after a testicle eating fish!” Ex retorted.

 

“You’re discussing that as if it were my fault!” Darkstar retorted.

 

“Shut it and focus!” Ex yelled.

 

“Why couldn’t had Malelimin paired me with the half-naked caveman?” Darkstar said, referring to Templelot. "If only if it hasn't worn off."

 

Still controlling the spider, the spider itself ends up breaking the web and falls over. With the egg going to bounce off, Steel reaches for it and catches it with his carpeted body.

 

“I don’t need you, I can always find a different member on our team,” said Ex.

 

“Fuck your shit, I’ll do the same,” said Darkstar. As he was beginning to leave, he comes back to the giant spider, “And I’m taking the repugnant, giant black spider with me!” He finished and goes off elsewhere.

 

“I believe that’s an offense to black spiders watching this you know,” Ex added toward Darkstar.

 

“I can tell that you’re not willing to let go the million dollars even if you blatantly decided to pick an alien’s side over us,” said Shinya. “Now can you loosen up these threads?”

 

“I’m not one of you, so I don’t think it’s fitting that I release you guys,” said Ex and begins to leave.

 

“Come on, you were playing this season since the beginning and you can’t throw it off as a minion!” Shinya replied.

 

“I’m not a minion, I’m not a contestant! I am a human being!” Ex replied. “As I’m going to decide, I’m looking for somebody else.”

 

“No, you get back and undo this!” Jelly said. “What’s going to be the point of this challenge if you’re not competing at the moment and that we’re all stuck? I also can’t believe your executing side from the previous challenge rubbed off on you again.”

 

Ex pauses for a good moment and unties the four contestants.

 

“All right, point taken, I’ll go ahead and bounce to you guys again,” said Ex.

 

“Welcome to Team Basilisk my friend,” Wumbo added.

 

“No, I think he means Team Jesus Christ Lizard,” Shinya corrected.

 

As the five contestants advance, they see the floor becoming lava. Beyond their view, they could see Blackbeard, Templelot, and Bomba Nuke by the end of the trap they set up.

 

“Are you serious, I have to play in hot lava too!?” Steel exclaimed.

 

“Looks like you made it this far,” said Blackbeard. “I hope you like hovering over boiling lava, because you might burn to a crisp as these tiles start to crumble down and leave you to your fate unless you’re that skilled.”

 

“Why hello Ex, I didn’t expect you to double cross us at this time,” said Templelot.

 

“Yeah, whatever,” Ex responded.

 

“Let’s take off now, hopefully this won’t end well for them,” said Bomba Nuke and blows up rambunctiously before the trio leave their sight.

 

“Okay Jelly, you want to look like the competitive one here like us, do you have what it takes to pass through a game of hot lava?” Shinya asked.

 

“This is just so risky, we’d all probably die trying,” said Jelly.

 

“We better get through this quickly so here’s my plan,” said Steel. “I’ll go first, then Jelly, then Wumbo, then Spongebob, then Shinya and then Ex.”

 

“It’s because of that egg, right?” Shinya asked. “How about you go after Ex?”

 

Jumping through place to place within the crumbling tiles, Jelly goes first and goes through as nimble and quickly as she could. Before Jelly was at the end, Wumbo and Spongebob went next. Going together and before Wumbo and Spongebob were at the end themselves, Shinya and Ex went up next. Steel was last with Shinya and Ex at the middle, Spongebob at the end and Wumbo almost there.

 

“Must…secure…egg,” said Steel, jumping around.

 

Shinya and Ex eventually make it to the end with Wumbo slipping before that and clinging on to what was left of one of the platforms.

 

“Steel, can you help me out here?” Wumbo said.

 

At brink of thought for a few seconds, Steel tosses the egg over to the ledge and helps out to prevent Wumbo’s fall. Before they make it to the end, Steel notices the egg budging over and about to fall into the lava.

 

“Spongebob, remember what I said about not touching the egg?” Steel said real fast.

 

“What?” Spongebob replied, confused.

 

“JUST GRAB THE EGG!” Steel exclaimed and Spongebob stretches himself out to grab it.

 

Wumbo and Steel proceed and glides over with the other contestants. Spongebob gives Steel back the egg to carry afterwards.

 

“Consider that my freebie,” said Spongebob.

 

“Thanks.” Steel said. “Yeah, no problem…”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Ex: It’s good to be back in the game. It was never fun working with ACS and Nathan anyways. In another note, I can’t wait to make an omelet out of that egg once we’re done with his challenge and maybe Jjs will make an omelet out of Steel when he gets hauled over to the Forgotten Temple.

 

*End*

 

Everyone suddenly noticed their Immunity Leis were burned to a crisp from the heat, except for Steel, who was not wearing one.

 

"Shit...I hope Jjs makes an exception," Ex said.

 

"Well, at least that makes everything fair game," Shinya smiled.

 

"Ugh, whatever, let's just get this challenge over with," Jelly said, as the five contestants were still navigating through the temple

 

Just then, a swarm of insects came at them.

 

“This challenge doesn’t know when to end, doesn’t it?” Ex said.

 

The swarm became strong enough to infest Steel first thing, who was now holding the egg as tight around his arms as he could.

 

“Get them off me, get them off me!” Steel cried.

 

In under 20 seconds, the swarm eventually traps up Wumbo, Ex and Shinya.

 

“Jelly, you’re the one that’s intact here, shoo these things like you mean it!” Shinya said.

 

“You don’t have to mentor me on this, but I’m giving it a shot,” said Jelly and swings around her arms to repel the bugs away.

 

Shinya appeared with a face of bug bites, Steel with his eyes opened like in a state of shock and reassurance, while Ex and Wumbo were both normal. The swarm of bugs was seen swarming their way back to Nathan, who suddenly recovered from the side effects of the radioactive smoothie.

 

“Well, you guys made it,” said Nathan. “I also used to look horrid from the effect of that radioactive smoothie I was forced to drink, but I got better.”

 

“Can you get to the point?” Jelly asked.

 

“You see, Malelimin is still ordering us to execute you guys and right now, I’m in-charge,” Nathan explained. “If you haven’t noticed, we’re a group known as Team Pacu.”

 

“Check us out, because we’re Team Jesus Christ Lizard and we can still kick your ass off this temple no problem,” said Shinya.

 

Nathan grabs Shinya and tosses him around with Jelly coming over to him.

 

“Are you alright?” Jelly asked him.

 

“Don’t worry about me. I don’t think I have enough energy, but I believe you can take him down,” said Shinya.

 

“That’s what they always say. If you can get pass me, you’ll have to have a talk with my bugs.” Nathan said.

 

“But we don’t speak bug,” said Ex.

 

“Good old Ex, betraying your competitors and betraying our team,” said Nathan and commands his bugs to attack Ex. “You two are still looking stiff,” he said to Wumbo and Steel. “Go ahead and try on me already.”

 

Whilst securing the egg, Steel starts to kick him around before losing his focus as Nathan’s insects grab his egg. The egg hovers by the insects around as this gives Nathan the opportunity to give Steel a parting blow, letting him hit the floor. As for Wumbo, he wasn’t sure what to do now until getting infested by a separate group of Nathan’s bugs.

 

“Do you all remember that day? Shinya may have not, but it goes to show how sweet revenge is once this game show is over, but I’m afraid my bugs will have to give you guys the finishing touch as what Malelimin wants,” said Nathan.

 

“Like what, trap us somewhere where we can’t wake up?” Ex said weakly.

 

“Surprising for you to say, with you, Steel and the others ironically escaping that place,” said Nathan.

 

“Speaking of you Steel, would you take the bullet for this egg, or better yet, have the others taking the bullet for you? For you, it looks like a tough decision.”

 

Steel stands back up and gives Nathan a punch of his own and takes back the egg.

 

“You just love tormenting us, don’t you?” Steel said and punches him again, “That was for torturing my teammates.”

 

“Last time I checked, you didn’t want to keep dragging people like us down. In fact, you were the one who reconciled Goosebumpsfan from Team Pacu,” said Nathan and kicks Steel around again.

 

Before Nathan would continue, Steel’s egg was moving around and hatches out a gecko.

 

“Heheh, it’s adorable,” said Steel. “Yet I wonder what Jjs is going to judge my fate on this.”

 

“Good for you,” said Nathan. “Now you ought to decide whether to defend your precious lizard or your friendly competitors around you.”

 

Looking around, Ex and Wumbo were covered in bugs, Shinya was flat out tired and Jelly was not anywhere to be seen. Steel thinks for a good moment.

 

“I think I’ll just remain idle and…hi-yah!” Steel said as he throws the gecko over toward Ex and Wumbo.

 

The gecko reveals its blackhole-like gaping hole and vacuums Nathan’s bugs into its mouth, freeing Ex and Wumbo.

 

“I also have something I’d like to say for you, and it’s that there’s things you should move on with and that there’s nothing you can do to cancel this game,” said Steel. "Your plans keep failing every time, what is the point anymore?"

 

Nathan pauses for a moment and says, “You’re right…this is all worthless. I've done such horrible things, and were they even worth it? You’re better off facing ACS than me.”

 

“I gotcha,” said Jelly and descends from the ceiling she was hiding from to kick Nathan out of the temple.

 

"I better leave a note too…" Nathan thought as he falls into a stream and gets back up on the dry ground.

 

“Wow Jelly, I didn’t expect you to pull off something like that,” said Wumbo.

 

“And I didn’t expect the egg to have this little guy inside,” Steel added.

 

“And right you are. Taking Shinya’s advice to show real competition, I’ll be seeing you guys in the Final 4,” said Jelly as she shows off the Golden Beetle she also grabbed.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Steel: I guess I’m right. Jelly is looking like a threat. Yet again, I have my vote on Ex, if I’m going to eliminate either one of them. I think Ex is more of a threat in this game.

 

*End*

 

*Smoothie Ceremony*

 

“As it turns out, Jelly has earned herself immunity based on the skill she’s used. Steel hasn’t broken the egg, but has got himself a bonus with the gecko he’s holding. Regardless, he gets nothing. Wumbo has done his best to work things out like a team. As for Ex and Shinya, Ex has turned himself over to the villains side, but only for it to be temporary and Shinya has himself allied for Jelly for a possible Final 2 pair and got himself knocked down from bug bites and Nathan,” Jjs announced.

 

“Yeah, that’s some good news,” said Jelly.

 

“Since we don’t want to make this episode any longer like the previous, I’ll go ahead and announce who’s getting kicked out right now,” said Jjs. “You better have your Immunity Leis with you if you’re planning to use them.”

 

Except for Steel, the contestants see their burnt leis turning into ashes.

 

“Feh, this season is almost done anyways,” said Ex.

 

"Next time, make those leis more heat-resistant," said Wumbo.

 

"Well, that sucks, but I'm afraid I can make no exceptions, so it looks like everyone except for Jelly is fair game to get the boot tonight," Jjs said, as everyone seemed a bit nervous.

 

“And the one who is going home tonight is….” Jjs was saying.

 

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“Get on with it!” Wumbo said.

 

After a minute, there was still no answer on who got voted off.

 

“What happened?” Ex questioned. “Who freaking lost? Hello, earth to Jjs!” He continued, snapping his fingers around. “Did he just zone out on us like that!?”

 

“I think he’s frozen solid…so mysterious,” said Steel.

 

“Either we wait for him or eliminate somebody ourselves,” said Ex.

 

“Hopefully, we will be given these answers next time on UWS: The Lost Temples!” Wumbo said, signing off the show.

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Immunity: Jelly

Artifact: Golden Beetle

No one gets voted off, due to Jjs mysteriously freezing mid-sentence.

Team Jesus Christ Lizard (by far): Shinya, Jelly, Ex, Steel, Wumbo

Team Pacu (by far): Malelimin, ACS/Prince Darkstar, Blackbeard, Sir Templelot, Bomba Nuke

Final appearance for Nathan and sponge_bob.

Ex temporarily joins Team Pacu.

Character Debut(s): Unnamed gecko

[101 Dalmatian Street]

49. Amazing Temple Race

 

The contestants are returned with their dilemma with the supposed elimination declaration from Jjs, only to notice he’s become frozen.

 

“What are we supposed to do now?” Wumbo asked.

 

“We still got the co-host, maybe ClassicNickelodeon Fan will do it for us,” Ex suggested.

 

Immediately going over to the contestants with Classic, he responds, “I’m afraid I’m not allowed to have somebody eliminated, since it’s only reserved for the host to do.”

 

“Come on, just go over our votes and tell us who’s going home!” Ex said.

 

“If it’s Jjs rules, then I guess it’s true,” said Jelly.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Jelly: To compare the Silver Snakes, I can see Ex and Shinya being alike when it comes to winning the prize money, but I can accept that.

 

*End*

 

“That still means the elimination is cancelled, I’ll be seeing you guys tomorrow,” said Classic.

 

“Let’s call it a night. Maybe Jjs will be conscious again in the morning, whatever made him frozen like that,” said Steel as the 5 contestants go back to their trailers.

 

The next day, the remaining contestants see Jjs still frozen and hasn’t moved from his spot post-ceremony.

 

“So much for winning immunity,” said Jelly.

 

“Well, this can’t be the end, today is the end of the semi-finals and hopefully Classic would bother to tell us what today’s challenge is,” said Ex. “And hopefully, Jjs’ inactivity hopefully would mean the end of this game show.”

 

“We better keep a watchful eye for Team Pacu, it won’t be a surprise to see them involved during our challenge,” Wumbo added. “I wonder what they’re up too now and I bet they had something to do with Jjs’ current state.

 

“If detective work is what this challenge is going to be, then consider it a letdown,” said Ex.

 

Meanwhile, Malelimin, Darkstar, Blackbeard, Sir Templelot and Bomba Nuke were currently formulating their next plan somewhere unlike the place where they held their “smoothie ceremony".

 

“We failed again, yet we managed to immobilize Jjs,” Malelimin announced. “But with these contestants from the aptly named “Team Jesus Christ Lizard", we have yet to finish them off. In addition, their party has not been reduced since our first mission.”

 

“Are you going to force us to drink the smoothies again?” Bomba Nuke asked.

 

“Don’t be foolish, none of you are going to be axed,” Malelimin responded. “Right now, we only have to off Team Christ Lizard, if that’s what we expect for us to call them. Anyways, to discuss our current mission, with Jjs out of the way and Classic not doing as much to notice us, we know now what they’re going to do next. It will be a challenge.”

 

“How do you know?” Templelot asked.

 

As it appears, Team Pacu was hiding behind one of the trailers.

 

“We’ll all meet in Georgia, that’ll be our cue to get rid of those contestants,” said Malelimin.

 

“Are you sure Classic can give us the challenge and start it without Jjs? What if that’s part of his rules too?” Steel questioned.

 

“We’re not going to let ourselves wait,” said Ex and walks over to Classic. “Nice weather we’re having, isn’t it, expect for Jjs still being like a Popsicle. That’s gotta suck.”

 

“Your negotiations still won’t work,” said Classic.

 

“Can you at least tell us about the challenge we’re supposed to partake in? It’s today, you know,” Ex replied. “Consider yourself as our back-up main host.”

 

“If we’re going to have to speed things up and not have to risk ending the show, so be it. I’ll tell you guys what you have to do,” Classic replied.

 

“That’s good to hear.”

 

“After all, Jjs has told me about it and has it written out,” Classic was saying to the 5 contestants. “The final part to the semi-finals involves an over 3,500 mile race from the studios in Orlando, Florida all the way to Machu Picchu.” He explained. “As you can see, there are floor closed temple gates to four different exits, as each contestant will go through different routes with the main destinations taking place in Florida, Georgia, Panama, Ecuador and finally Peru. By the time you guys are nearing Panama, the peanut gallery will have to build a moat for each of the four contestants to reach Ecuador, as they will be separated in pairs of four. At the Ecuador mark, you will be faced with the Steps of Knowledge. Then in Peru, the Temple Games will take place before going over to the finish line. Whoever comes last at the finish line is automatically eliminated.”

 

“How in the fuck are we supposed to go from Florida all the way to Machu Picchu?” Ex asked.

 

Holding out in his hands were four particular tickets for their destinations. “These are plane tickets,” Classic continued. “More specifically plane tickets from Georgia to Panama. If Jjs comes back during the race, he’ll further on explain other uses of transportation. If not, I’ll have to explain it. Since it was coming down to four contestants as of last night’s elimination ceremony, he has four for the five of you. Sadly, one of you is going to have to think tactical and stuff since one of you is going without a plane ticket.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Wumbo: This is it. I can feel these juices pumping now! Yet, if they decide if I go without a ticket, I’m out of luck and I’ll be dead last anyways…
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Shinya: I’m just hoping me or Jelly don’t become apart from this challenge if one of us don’t get one of those tickets.

 

*End*

 

“You heard the co-host, let’s see how this is going to be decided between the five of us and those four tickets,” said Shinya.

 

“Here’s the deal: after going through your own path out of the studio, one of you will be partnered up with whom will you confront thereafter. If one of the routes one person takes leads to none of the contestant’s other routes, then that person will have to run around without a plane ticket,” said Classic. “If those temple gates were to be opened up, then I’m also afraid that I can’t open them up for you contestants.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Steel: If I’m going to paired with somebody during the race, then I’m going to have Wumbo go to the Final 2 with me, so technically speaking, I hope that I don’t get Ex or even worse, nothing. I at least have my lizard friend Buster here.

 

*End*

 

Grabbing a pole, Ex says, “Then we’re breaking in!” He then grabs Steel’s gecko and throws him over the third temple gate before pole-vaulting over the first temple gate. “That’s for my hopes that your lizard becomes poached like strips of bacon. Anyways, see you guys at the finish line!”

 

“Hey!” Steel says and jumps over to Buster who was flying off and grabs him. He was now running through the third temple gate.

 

Shinya and Jelly take the path over the fourth temple gate and advance while Wumbo becomes last and takes the path over the second temple gate. He takes some breaths for a moment after trying to go over the respective gate.

 

The five contestants now appeared outside in Florida with four different path directions with one leading northeast, another leading northwest, another path leading directly to the right and another path leading directly to the left.

 

“Like Classic said, we’re meant to take a different path, giving us a different route,” said Jelly.

 

“Then what about the fifth path?” Ex questioned.

 

“Hey guys, someone left these bags out here,” said Wumbo and each of the contestants open them up.

 

“Here are some cell phones to get in contact with your competitors. You might as well them if whether or not if you’re near of them if needed. Take any path, but choose differently. Sincerely, Jjs,” Steel read.

 

Of course, there were only four cell phones.

 

“If we’re going to split odd one out with the plane tickets, then we ought to do the same with these,” said Steel.

 

Ex snatches one of the cell phones first, along with Jelly and Shinya. Steel eventually uses the last cell phone.

 

“Yeah, thanks a lot for giving me some advantage,” Wumbo said sarcastically.

 

“I’ll go northeast,” Shinya declared.

 

“I guess I’ll go east,” said Jelly.

 

“I’ll take the west direction,” said Wumbo.

 

“Northwest for me,” said Ex.

 

Leaving Steel alone with the regular north direction, he says, “Well, Buster, we’re stuck with the middle.” After that, he advances through the race along with the other contestants.

 

Hours pass as the scene goes to Steel and Buster in his route.

 

“Ugh, so much walking and running…am I in Georgia yet?” Steel said, sounding out of breath. Looking at the street signs, he notices that he has appeared Valdosta, Georgia. “Sadly, it looks like I’m not at where one of the international airports should be. I better call one of the contestants…”

 

Making a call, he picks up Jelly.

 

“Hello Jelly, where are you right now?” Steel asked.

 

“I currently made it to Brunswick, Georgia,” Jelly answered. “What about you, where did you make it to?”

 

“I’m in Valdosta, which is not as close to you-“ Steel replied.

 

“That’s good to know. Sorry, but I got myself another call,” said Jelly and answers Shinya’s call. “Yeah, where are you? I’m in Brunswick, Georgia before you ask.”

 

“I just left Waycross,” said Shinya. “So, how are you doing?”

 

“Right now I’m trying to get over to Savannah, which should get me over to Panama,” Jelly responded.

 

“I think I can you a bit out of my own phone but I’ll put you on hold since I got another call,” Shinya replied and picks up Ex, “Hello?”

 

“Hey Shinya, I’m almost out from Bainbridge, are you any closer to me?” Ex asked.

 

“This is getting kind of boring, having to phone each other like this. I wonder what Wumbo’s doing,” Shinya responded.

 

Wumbo is then seen somewhere in Thomasville with a coconut phone trying to call one of the contestants.

 

“Oh hello Ex, it sure is a wonderful time I’m having…alone in Georgia,” said Wumbo pretending to call Ex. “Screw this, I better be going…”

 

“Do you want to talk about the stuff you’d like to talk about with me, since we’re still there?” said Ex. “Steel said something about being in Valdosta or something and at this second I think I’m hearing voices.”

 

“I don’t want to waste battery over this, but let’s make this quick and perhaps talk about Power Rangers Samurai, whatever that was,” said Shinya. “It doesn’t have much ado with me, but I remember this one time where the Red Ranger was- OH SHIT!” He said before shortly bumping into someone.

 

“Yeah I don’t remember that,” said Ex and bumps into someone as well. “Hey, out of the way!”

 

“Thanks, you’re very polite,” Wumbo said sarcastically.

 

“Shinya are you still there? I found Wumbo!” Ex said.

 

“Are you okay Shinya?” Jelly asked with Shinya still over the phone.

 

“Yeah I’m still here. Furthermore, I found Jelly,” Shinya responded.

 

*Airport Confessional*

 

Ex: I was glad to find Wumbo, I’ve been walking and running around this state for like 5 hours now and we still don’t know how Jjs or some of the others are doing. Yet again I still have my suspicions with Darkstar, Malelimin, and those cloaked guys I saw in that nothingness world.
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Shinya: The good news is that I have Jelly with me to have partnered up during the race and that I don’t have to worry about not having one of the plane tickets anymore. Yep, nothing can stop me now.

 

“What is he talking about?” A passerby said.

 

“Hey, shut that thing off!” Another said referring to the camera.

 

*End*

 

“Alright Shinya, those two plane tickets I’m giving you and Jelly should be delivered at some time,” said Ex, sending the package.

 

“Great, I’ll see you later,” Shinya responded and hangs up.

 

“We should start heading over to Savannah once our two tickets Ex sent us arrive,” Jelly said to Shinya.

 

“No problem.” Shinya replied.

 

The people around them were then seen screaming when Sir Templelot arrived at their stop.

 

“But now we have to take care of this problem!” Shinya said.

 

“Kneel before Sir Templelot!” He cried out. “Wherefore art Jjs’ game show subjects?”

 

“Right over here,” said Jelly.

 

“What are you planning here?” Shinya asked her.

 

“I’m trying to be the competitive type. Like we’ve always said, guys like him should be easy to handle,” Jelly answered. “So Sir Templelot, what brings you here out of the blue?”

 

“Malelimin has ordered me to find one of you in Georgia. Now look what I’ve got here…” said Templelot.

 

“So, how are we going to fight him off?” Shinya asked Jelly again.

 

“I got nothing,” said Jelly. “You know, if you want a fight, then we’ll be seeing you in Savannah, so if you excuse us…”

 

Jelly grabs Shinya and runs off, leaving Sir Templelot behind, but not before getting their delivered package with their plane tickets.

 

“So thou must be going to Savannah? Not on my watch.”

 

The scene then goes to Steel who was currently in the city of Moultrie. He stops by to see a set of helicopters and steps inside one of the airport buildings to see the man in-charge of one of the helicopters.

 

“Yeah, this is my life, competing in a race for a million dollars and nobody else around,” Steel said sarcastically with gruffness in his tone before going inside. “Let’s check this place out Buster…” Entering inside he says, “Hello, are you willing to give me a lift?”

 

The man who notices Steel expresses ridicule in his face and says, “We don’t take orders from crazy strangers like you, now get out.”

 

“I’ll have you know that I’m a contestant on Season 2 of Underwater Survivor, in the Final 5 no less,” Steel replied.

 

“You’re in a game show, huh?” The man replied. “I’ll have you know that I don’t give a damn about these lame-ass game shows like Jeopardy, Deal or no Deal, Repo Games and some other crap like that. How do you expect me to give you a ride in my helicopter? It’s vacant right now so I can deliver these geckos to Panama.”

 

“And that is exactly the place where I’m trying to get to, the reason why I need to get to Panama sounds crazy, but please let me on your helicopter!” Steel said.

 

“For starters, we don’t allow pets on our helicopters,” the man said, referring to Buster.

 

“Well, if you’re importing these geckos to Panama, then you might as well allow Buster in your plane. Besides, I don’t consider him as a pet.” Steel replied.

 

“I don’t recall geckos going cross-eyed,” the man said, referring to Buster crossing his eyes out for a moment.

 

“Shut up, he’s special!” Steel snapped back.

 

“If it’s a helicopter ride you want, I’ll give you one all right.” The man said.

 

The man then throws an RC helicopter at Steel.

 

“Try hopping aboard on that. Now leave me alone!” The man yelled.

 

“Hold on!” Steel said, still trying to reason with him.

 

The scene then goes to Wumbo and Ex, walking through Georgia.

 

“My feet are killing me,” Ex complained.

 

“Yeah, this challenge was definitely a good idea,” Wumbo said sarcastically. “How are we going to get to Atlanta with speed?”

 

Seeing somebody on a motorcycle, Ex shoves the person off and hops on with Wumbo.

 

“With the convenience of this baby, consider this a good idea!” Ex said and starts revving up the automobile with Wumbo letting out a scream.

 

The scene goes back to Steel with the helicopter pilot once again.

 

“Squat, pray, leap, Ahhh, touchdown!” Steel and the man both said.

 

“And now you know what to do to jump out of the helicopter,” the man said to Steel.

 

“Yeah, but it was still an utter waste of my time,” said Steel. “Ugh, I bet the other contestants are on one of those planes already,” he said to himself and then sees Buster, tied to the RC copter, using the remote control to fly away from above. “Hey!”

 

Flying out of the window, Buster was very much out of his sight. Out of frustration, Steel slams a button, which lets the geckos out of the cage, running around.

 

“Hopefully he’ll accept giving me a lift despite this…” said Steel.

 

With panic, Steel hops on one of the helicopters and tries to start it up. As the helicopter was taking off, the man clings on to the landing gear and climbs on, to Steel’s fear.

 

Going back to Wumbo and Ex again, they were still riding on the motorcycle, currently pinpointed in Interstate 75. While riding through, Ex was singing “Born to be Wild", but with a twist.

 

Get your motor runnin,’
Head out on the highway
Looking for Atlanta

 

“Why must we be singing this way?” Wumbo sang.

 

Yeah Wumbo, go make it happen
As we try to take the millions to embrace
Fire all your guns at once
And explode into-

 

“SPAAAAACE!” Ex screamed.

 

Ex pulls the brake on the motorcycle as he sees Steel’s gecko, who managed to fly over to the interstate, in their way with the RC copter as Ex and Wumbo almost slam into the lizard. As the lizard was being approached by the two, it lets out a supersonic scream, flying them over a bit.

 

“God damn it,” said Ex. “Hey, this must be Steel’s lizard or Buster as he likes to call it.”

 

“I wonder what it’s doing here,” said Wumbo.

 

“Who cares? This thing is scrawny, but we at least got some food for the road,” Ex replied. “Now let’s go.”

 

Ex and Wumbo proceed and they hop back on the motorcycle with Buster. Meanwhile, Steel and the pilot were riding the helicopter…

 

“You let my geckos go! I’ll get you off of this thing!” The man cried.

 

“You better start flying this helicopter or we both go down,” said Steel.

 

With that said, the man starting flying the helicopter around.

 

“I better make a phone call,” said Steel and dials Jelly. “Hello Jelly, how’s it going?”

 

“Hey Steel. We’re in a fix right now, heading over to Savannah, but can you tell us where you are right now?” Jelly asked.

 

“I’m on a helicopter, taking a hitch ride over to Panama at this point,” said Steel.

 

“What? I can’t hear you over that loud twirling noise I’m hearing in the background!” Jelly replied.

 

“I’m on a helicopter! That way, I should be heading over to Panama!” Steel bellowed.

 

“Stop making so much noise or I’ll throw you off this damn thing!” The man cried out.

 

“I still can’t hear you Steel, where are you?” Jelly asked.

 

“I’m on a helicopter and-!” Steel shouted out, stepping closer from the helicopter and ends up dropping his phone. Groaning angrily, Steel then says to himself, “Wherever Buster is, he better not be in the hands under Ex.”

 

The scene goes to Jelly and Shinya next…

 

“Who was calling you?” Shinya asked.

 

“Just a dropped call from Steel,” said Jelly and notices a street sign that reads “Savannah” on it. “But hey, we made it to Savannah.”

 

“None shall pass!” Templelot cried out as he approaches the two contestants again. “What, you expect me to lose you guys? …And you’re just going to say nothing too?”

 

Templelot locks on Shinya and uses his sword to fling him across and have him hit the ground.

 

“Oh, I better do something fast…” Jelly said.

 

Going back to Ex and Wumbo, they appear to have arrived near the international Atlanta airport.

 

“Here we are! Machu Picchu here we come!” Ex said upon entering the building with Wumbo, only to be confronted with Blackbeard and Bomba Nuke.

 

“Going somewhere?” Blackbeard said, snidely.

 

“Yeah, we’re going to Panama and out of your face!” Ex said and jumps over them to go over to the reception. “Wumbo, you hold them off while I take the next flight!”

 

“Ex, get back here you smartass schmuck!” Wumbo exclaimed.

 

“You handle the Canadian buccaneer while I take care of the lean one,” Blackbeard said to Bomba.

 

At the reception, Ex hands over his plane ticket to Panama and goes around outside the airport to find his flight, with Blackbeard chasing after him. As Ex finds his plane, Blackbeard tries to get aboard, but the door closes and takes flight before he would have the chance.

 

“Yeah, this is the life. I’ll be in Panama in no time,” said Ex. “I’ll have some airline peanuts…no, hold the peanuts, I’m fine.” He said to one of the flight attendants.

 

“Testing…testing…” a voice said from the plane’s transmission. “This is not your captain speaking, but one of you passengers on Flight 7 may recognize me as the host of Underwater Survivor SBC: The Lost Temples via radio transmission.” As it was revealed to be, it was Jjs’ voice.

 

“Huh?” ExKizuna asked, confused.

 

“I hope you’re enjoying your flight and I like to announce that Ex, who is riding on this exact plane, has been eliminated as of last night and has made his last-ditch effort to sneak into his chances of winning this season,” Jjs announced.

 

“Aw shit…” said Ex.

 

Ex then notices the floor he was standing in sliding out and his chair falling off the plane, and then falls out of the plane with the parachute also falling underneath.

 

“And don’t forget your parachute,” Jjs added.

 

The scene then goes to Jjs inside the studios afterwards.

 

“What can I say? This episode is quite shocker. Now it’s come down to our Final 4 to finish this race. Who will come in last and be kicked off next? Who will come in first? How are the contestants going to get out of their current situations? And will the peanut gallery be able to let them advance? Find out next time on UWS SBC: The Lost Temples,” he finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Eliminated: ExKizuna

Routes/Current status of the race:

Ex: Orlando, Florida - Bainbridge, Georgia - Thomasville, Georgia - Interstate 75 - Atlanta, Georgia (Current status: disqualified)

Jelly: Orlando, Florida - Brunswick, Georgia - Savannah, Georgia (Current status: fighting off Templelot) 

Shinya: Orlando, Florida - Waycross, Georgia - Brunswick, Georgia, Savannah, Georgia (Current status: fighting off Templelot)

Wumbo: Orlando, Florida - Thomasville, Georgia - Interstate 75 - Atlanta, Georgia (Current status: fighting off Bomba Nuke with Steel's gecko "Buster" currently in his possession.)

Steel: Orlando, Florida - Valdosta, Georgia - Moultrie, Georgia (Current status: Riding on a helicopter to Panama; current location not known)

[101 Dalmatian Street]

Kind of lacking, but as the Disney song would go, I'm almost there.

 

50. Aftermath IV: Aztec Style

“Hello everyone out there and welcome back to our shtick with another segment of UWS Aftermath,” JCM announced. “You may know me as the “guy-who-almost-got-terribly-killed-by-a-temple-guardian", but most of all, we’re JCM and CF.”

 

“Yeah, that was a very sly move from you,” CF said sarcastically.

 

“We have some things to do before introducing our role during the last part of the semi-finals, so let’s welcome the Peanut Gallery,” JCM introduced, referring to the non-competing, formerly competed and eliminated Season 2 UWS contestants, with the exception of some.

 

“As well as our new additions for the ride,” CF announced. “We’d like to present few of the most recently eliminated contestants, starting with the guy who died for a while, but is now alive again, OMJ!”

 

OMJ is seen walking by over to the co-hosts as pronounced.

 

“And then we also got the eliminated duo with one of them being known as the “guy-who-almost-got-terribly-killed-by-an-alien", 4EverGreen and Storytime,” JCM announced.

 

“Yeah, it’s an honor to be here. Enough said, true believers!” said 4EverGreen, walking over to the on-camera setting with Storytime.

 

“Meh, I should have made it to the final 5,” Storytime mumbled.

 

“Lastly, we got the most recently eliminated contestant who got ousted during the race, ExKizuna! Whenever he arrives here that is,” JCM announced.

 

Ex was later seen after taking a boat ride from the captain, which was Classic. Ex was covered in seaweed, barnacles and expresses himself the most unpleasant look in his face.

 

“And there he is now,” said JCM.

 

“I’m not happy,” said Ex and takes a seat with the other eliminated contestants.

 

“Let’s get started. Before we begin, we better see what the final 4 are doing right now,” CF said.

 

She turns on the big screen to go to Shinya and Jelly’s perspective from their cameramen, as they’re brawling with Sir Templelot.

 

“Getting in our way? Ha, you’re just really annoying me,” Shinya said to Templelot.

 

Templelot grabs Shinya by his pockets and grabs one of his airplane tickets. “Lucky me, but sadly, I guess you can’t live without one of these.”

 

“Oh no, you will not! Now you’re just pissing me off, Templepot!” Shinya cries out, trying to take the ticket back.

 

“It looks like you’re giving me some pet names now, so zip it and do not call me by the dreaded nickname ‘Templepot’!” Templelot replied.

 

“I can do whatever I want, Templepot!” Shinya snapped back.

 

“If you want to fight, then I’ll take on you with, even though weren’t armed like you,” Jelly said and kicks Templelot’s abdomen, making her flinch and hop around with her injured feet. “This was the only thing I could plan out…”

 

“Alright ruffians, here goes thy sword!” Templelot cried out swinging his sword through, aiming for Shinya and Jelly’s heads and puts the cameras on static.

 

The next person’s perspective to be shown was Steel, still on the helicopter with the pilot.

 

“Don’t think of this as doing your dirty work, you still let go my own geckos,” the pilot said.

 

“I can at least give you thanks for giving me a lift out of Georgia,” said Steel.

 

“If it was a lift you wanted, then would really like to know where you’re going!?” The pilot retorted. “If you came all the way from a studio Florida, then I might as well turn around and send you over there for confinement! Better yet, I should just drop you off…literally!”

 

Grabbing Steel and tempting to throw him off the helicopter, letting him linger over the sea.

 

“Hey genius, I’m hovering over the gulf coast!” Steel remarked.

 

“Then you better know how to swim! You should’ve known and that’s that I don’t take freeloaders for a hitch ride!”

 

“I don’t know how to swim over shallow depths of the sea, how about that?” The pilot pauses for a few seconds and then tempts to not drop him down. “Now let me back inside the cockpit…”

 

The pilot moves Steel away from the outside and places him back in the cockpit.

 

“I never thought that you’d have some heart in you,” said Steel.

 

“Promise me that you can be quiet…” the pilot responded.

 

“How about some time before we get to Panama, I would like to hear something from you if you want to talk.” Steel replied.

 

The next contestant to be shown was Wumbo, still facing Bomba Nuke.

 

“I guess Blackbeard seemed to have failed, but you’re stuck with me,” Bomba said to Wumbo. “That’s also an interesting gecko you have there.”

 

“I’m just holding it for now. I’m really sick of going through this routine where I get nearly half-killed and have to survive winning a million dollars,” said Wumbo. “Try and destroy me all you want, you won’t have the chance like last time.”

 

“You can’t fight, can you?” Bomba replied. “Well…bombs away!”

 

Bomba proceeds by throwing bombs at Wumbo. Wumbo avoids them and tries to get to the counter to give his plane ticket. Dodging as many explosives as possible, he manages to access the reception.

 

“When’s the next flight to Panama?” Wumbo asks.

 

“If you’re going for the next three minutes, then go nuts,” the receptionist said and accepts Wumbo’s ticket.

 

“Hey, where are you going?” Bomba said and chases after Wumbo who was trying to catch the next plane, Flight 38.

 

Bomba Nuke was catching up to Wumbo before he goes out and attempts to have him stalled by pushing an airline food cart into Bomba and continues running over to his flight. Taking the escalator down, Bomba reappeared in front of the end of the down-escalator and proceeds by running over him. Wumbo takes the leap of fate over Bomba and quickly runs over to the plane…but before getting checked in from airport security. Bomba confiscates his explosives after being checked in with the security. As Wumbo goes on the airplane and before the door closes in, Bomba manages to sneak in, much to Wumbo’s surprise.

 

“Are you serious!?” Wumbo said after sighting Bomba on the plane.

 

“Well, I’m not lying. The service in here is a bitch,” a passenger said, answering Wumbo’s rhetorical question.

 

Wumbo and Bomba Nuke carried on, riding inside their flight casually. Momentarily, Bomba was dropped out of the plane the same way Ex was eliminated from the race.

 

“Much better,” said Wumbo.

 

The videos end as the main focus comes back to the Aftermath show.

 

“What, we’re not going to see what’s supposed to happen to Jelly and Shinya next?” Smiles asked. “Seriously, what happened to them?”

 

“From the looks of it, they’re still trying to fend off Sir ‘Who-knows Who-cares',” JCM responded.

 

“Well, let’s now introduce our role behind the race where the four contestants have to cross a moat of their own to advance to their next destination,” CF announced. “The Peanut Gallery, separated in four groups will be in-charge of creating the moat all the way to Ecuador.”

 

“With that cleared out, let’s see which of the teams each have agreed with grouping up in,” said JCM.

 

What was then shown were the Peanut Gallery in different supporting groups, which are…

 

Team Shinya: ExKizuna, Fa, Hassan and Metal Snake

 

Team Jelly: Clappy, Smiles, CDCB, SG10, SpongeSebastian, Unlimitedcha, Sabre, Old Man Jenkins and storytime7

 

Team Wumbo: 4EverGreen, iDylan, Dragiiin123, terminoob, teenj12, crushingmayhem and Aquatic Nuggets

 

Team Steel: SpongeOddFan and hilaryfan80

 

Team Buster “the Wonder Gecko”: Elastic Dog, Dr. Sex

 

“Well, it looks like the amount of Steel’s supporting members isn’t as much of a hard act to follow,” said CF, “Especially since the other members of the Peanut Gallery have been removed out of contract. Elastic’s team on the other hand…”

 

“It’s near the middle of 2012, it’s bound to get crowded up hopefully next season,” said Elastic. “While he’s not a member anytime soon, I have my friend Dr. Sex here and being on those other teams would be too mainstream for us.”

 

“Good, but how about I consider merging your team over to Steels side?” CF suggested.

 

“Fine, whatever,” Elastic replied as he and Dr. Sex move over with SOF and hilaryfan80.

 

 “Now that we’re all set, Olmec should have some things to tell us about this Aftermath challenge,” said CF.

 

“Each team has a canoe to ride over to the end of the moat, which would be at the start of Ecuador,” JCM said in his “best” Olmec impression. “There are four different moat paths…”

 

“Yeah, I’m not buying it,” said terminoob.

 

“And thanks for your thoughts terminoob…where was I?” JCM continued. “Four members of one’s team will use their respective canoes to row across to Ecuador and hit the gong for a special prize for each of the contestants, except with one of them being just sweet nothing. All members of Shinya and Steel’s supporting groups will man their canoes based on their minimum party members. But that’s not all, part of the challenge also includes distinguishing the hazards such as piranha infestation, floating mines, killer crabs, tidal waves…actually, expect a lot of those, so that’s not something to work out, and not to mention blowfish and electric eels. It can all damage your canoe in a way. The other point of the challenge is to recreate the moats for the final 4.”

 

“Here’s a question, what if we can’t use the canoe after it’s completely busted?” Storytime asked.

 

“This where I finish my statement here…you have supplies along the way to cross your way to Ecuador.” JCM then shows a handful of items for the challenge, “Here are your inflatable rafts, your vines, your canoe repair kits, your fog machines, your ropes, your scuba gear, and your paddles,” throwing them around, the non-competitors were given the supplies needed. “Who wants to be the skipper for the respective teams?

 

“Obviously, it’s going to be me. I’ve been the replacement captain before for the Screaming Geckos and I’ve been partnered up with Shinya for a while,” said Ex.

 

“I’ve been around with Wumbo for a long while, so I’ll be lead for Team Wumbo,” 4EverGreen suggested.

 

“I’ll win this challenge for Jelly,” said Clappy.

 

“And I’ll be the captain for our team,” said SOF.

 

“So far so good,” said CF, “As for Jelly and Wumbo’s supportive teams, at least four of them will ride the canoes.”

 

Thinking for a moment, Clappy says, “I’ll take Storytime, OMJ and SG10 for the road.”

 

“As for our team, I’ll take teenj, terminoob and Dragiiin,” 4EverGreen declared.

 

Meanwhile, Shinya, Jelly and Templelot were seen inside the international airport in Savannah, with the two contestants running away from the armed sword wielder.

 

“This is how we’re going to spend the last few minutes out here in Georgia, by letting Wumbo, Steel and Ex get ahead and stall our horses over that man?” Shinya questioned.

 

Swiping away with sword to pass through to the duo, the temple guardian says, “Very tactical of you peasants, trying to run away out of my mission! You won’t keep fleeing from me by a long shot!”

 

“Malelimin must have pushed this guy a little too hard,” Shinya added referring to Templelot and eyes on the flight receptionist.

 

“Um Shinya, you do remember that you lost your ticket to you-know-who, right?” Jelly reminded.

 

“Whoever those guys are, they’re wasting their lives chasing us around in Georgia, they can suck it! I’m going to Panama and nothing will cease me from going further in the game!”  Shinya said. 

 

“Tickets please,” the receptionist said.

 

“Here’s my ticket. Don’t mind the other attendee here, he’s gotten himself excited making it this far in the game show,” said Jelly.

 

“As you can see, my ticket is missing…but as an Underwater Survivor contestant, I’d like to make an offer to be a V.I.P. for the next flight to Panama with Jelly here,” said Shinya.

 

“Absolutely not,” the receptionist responded. “If it’s because of some game show that you’re here for, then it’s not my problem. Unless you have a ticket for the airlines, you have no entry,” the receptionist replied,

 

Sir Templelot then goes to the counter as Jelly and Shinya slide out of his way.

 

“Ticket please," the receptionist said.

 

“Give me a ride to Panama, milady,” said Templelot.

 

“Alright then…Shinya,” the receptionist said looking at the name on Templelot’s theft ticket.

 

“Yes, you shall let me on one of your planes or my name isn’t Sir Templelot!” Templelot cried out.

 

After having the ticket accepted, Templelot sees Jelly running for her flight with Shinya and chases them down. At the plane, all three of them hop on board.

 

“Ugh, are we going to sit through this ride with Templelot?” Shinya said to Jelly.

 

“Let’s just ignore him. Hopefully everything will be alright for our next phase in the race,” Jelly responded.

 

The scene then goes back to the Aftermath show with the four separate teams making preparations.

 

“Life jackets, so we can be safe,” Storytime uttered.

 

“Should the canoe race commence starting now?” JCM asked.

 

“Yeah, in a few minutes,” said Dragiiin. “For the rest of the way…it’s going to be a long ride. I hate doing this…”

 

“Okay guys…3…2…1, go!” JCM signaled.

 

 

Rowing their paddles along the saltwater trenches, the canoe race begins with style and pride. It then cuts to Team Wumbo using the fog machine alongside the other groups.

 

“So, in remodeling this area to make it look like a temple moat, we have to fog it up too?” Dragiiin questioned.

 

“I believe so,” said teenj. “I wonder when all the things JCM has been talking about are going to show up…”

 

“I wouldn’t tempt fate like that-“ Dragiiin replied.

 

Suddenly, a robotic shark appears charging through their path and jumps towards them, but for Team Wumbo to paddle sideways avoiding his aim.

 

“JCM never told us about mechanical sharks,” said terminoob.

 

Who was revealed riding the mechanical shark was Blackbeard. Piloting the shark, he makes a rush for Team Wumbo and partially damages their canoe with Team Wumbo attempting to dodge the shark again.

 

“I have a bad feeling about this,” said 4EverGreen.

 

“We at least don’t have a serious scratch, but we ought to keep rowing,” said teenj. “The bad thing is that the random robot shark seems to be attracted to us.”

 

“This is just like in the movie “Jaws” where we’re being under havoc of a killer shark,” 4EverGreen rambled. “It would be only for the shark to come back in the sequel “Jaws 2", followed by the much more mediocre Jaws movies. Speaking of “Jaws", it’s reminding me of those television movie shark films, like “Sharknado"...but the point is that we need to find a way to get away from the shark!”

“You’re right, now let’s paddle faster!” Dragiiin said.

 

The next scene shows Team Steel on their canoe.

 

“Row, row, row your boat…swiftly across the moat,” hilaryfan80 sang. “I feel like I’ve been paddling for hours.”

 

“So, has anybody heard of “Sharknado”?” Elastic uttered.

 

Below their canoe, they see a group of piranhas trying to gnaw down their ride.

 

“Just like what JCM has told us about, piranha infestation…” said SOF.

 

At the moment they could see Team Shinya getting ahead.

 

“Such a marvelous view beyond sea, isn’t it?” Ex said.

 

“How about giving us an upper-hand and row with us?” Metal Snake retorted.

 

“Don’t worry about me, I have things under control,” Ex responded. Looking over to Team Steel he says to them, “You guys sure are not looking good right now. How about using the supplies you have?”

 

“Well duh, we’re trying to handle this piranha situation,” said Elastic.

 

“I don’t know about you Ex, but you’re not real Dirty Dan,” SOF added.

 

“Um, what?” Ex said, looking dazed and deranged a bit. “Don’t fuck around SOF.”

 

“Well, as long as nothing is sinister n’ suspicious now,” SOF replied.

 

“You can deal with it, right Ex?” Hassan asked him.

 

“I don’t know, but this is getting irksome to me,” Ex responded.

 

“Well, I think our canoe is around to looking busted, SOF,” said Elastic.

 

“Uh-oh, spaghetti oz!” SOF exclaimed.

 

“Ugh, this race is getting nowhere if we’re going to slow each other down,” said Ex.

 

As Ex was holding a torch throughout the canoe race, he lights something at the backend, which was a can of shaving cream. Team Steel looks beyond the horizon to see Shinya’s supporting team speeding through their path to get ahead.

 

“I don’t remember shaving cream being important during the race,” said Dr. Sex.

 

The next supporting team to be shown was Team Jelly. While Clappy, SG10, OMJ and Storytime were rowing away, they were currently in the lead.

 

“So far so good, we got rid of those piranhas, blowfish and electric eels,” said Clappy.

 

To their surprise, they can see Team Shinya dashing through with the ignition of the shaving cream as steam engine.

 

“See you later losers,” Ex tormented.

 

“Hey, canoe rowers can’t afford steam engine!” Storytime said.

 

“As long as we can still reach second place, our reward shouldn’t be as much of a problem,” said SG10.

 

The next scene shows Team Wumbo as they are being chased by the mechanical shark piloted by Blackbeard. Their canoe becomes a totem pole with the representatives standing around on it, in due to attempting to get away from Blackbeard.

 

“Well, we still got our supplies and one of our replacement rubber boats,” said 4EverGreen and inflates the rubber boat to continue crossing abroad and paddling.

 

Wearing rubber gloves and grabbing a pair of electric eels, Dragiiin throws them inside the mouth of the robotic shark. “Talk about a shocking outcome,” he says. “Or whatever…:”

 

With the electric eels tossed inside, the electric shock causes the mechanical shark to malfunction.

 

A montage follows as the four supporting groups are shown getting rid of blowfish, electric eels, steering clear from floating mines, and using such tactics to get further, like using swinging vines. More than an hour has passed and the Aftermath hosts see that one of the first teams to arrive at the end. Team Jelly shows up first and hits the gong.

 

“And it looks like Team Jelly has gotten across first thing,” CF announced.

 

As for the other groups, Team Shinya arrives second, Team Wumbo arrives third and lastly, Team Steel arrives last to hit the gong.

 

“Now would be the time to announce what each of the final 4 got depending on how the teams finished the race,” said JCM. “Congratulations to Team Jelly for making it across first. As first prize, Jelly receives an advantage for transportation, which would be this high-powered truck.” He announced. “With Team Shinya for their second place victory, Shinya receives this skateboard for his transportation related reward. As for Team Wumbo coming in third, Wumbo receives this shopping cart for his advantage through the race while Steel gets nothing, but hopefully he’ll do his best against the others.”

 

“Way to go guys!” Storytime cheered.

 

“Next time, we see how the final 4 are going to make it through to Machu Picchu, so stay posted as this is the end of today’s Aftermath special,” JCM finished and the scene fades to black.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

51. Triad in the Tree Tops

 

“Welcome back to our latest episode of UWS,” Jjs announced, having already made it over to Panama, siding with the Peanut Gallery. “After a while, this is going to be it. At this point forward, we have four contestants accomplishing a race to Machu Picchu in Peru for one million doubloons.”

 

“Before we see them continue, the Peanut Gallery has redesigned their four different moats. And by going across on canoes to the next country, they also got a reward earn for the respective remaining competitors…except for Steel, but they all have a chance,” Classic announced.

 

“Are they coming or what?” iDylan asked. “Those temple guardians did a good job…well, slowing them down.”

 

The first contestant to arrive at the seaside location was Steel from his ride on a helicopter.

 

“Yep, this is where I needed be, thanks for the lift good sir,” Steel said to the pilot.

 

Stepping off the landing gear, the pilot comes towards Jjs and asks, “Is this rascal your responsibility?”

 

“Whoever is still standing this season is my responsibility,” Jjs answered.

 

The helicopter pilot proceeds by constraining Jjs to a pair of shackles around his hands.

 

“Hey!” Jjs said. “I have nothing to do with you. I don’t see why you’re going to charge me into this.”

 

“As for you too,” the pilot says to Steel, “You’re the major troublemaker here, you’re as good as a cell mate,” he continued and handcuffs Steel the same.

 

“Who do you think you are, preventing me from winning a game show over something more innocent than troublesome?” Steel asked.

 

“Not any of your business, but you can just call me by the name Blaine,” he introduced. “You both could use a lift…a lift back to where you were in the first place, but to you hold you imprisoned!”

 

*Jungle Confessional*

 

Steel: No, I’m too young to go to jail! That cheap old Blaine… I can’t seem to get along with the guy and is always tempting to put me under tough circumstances.

 

*End*

 

A plane soared overhead and landed over in Panama, with Wumbo and a bunch of tourists and other folk getting off after him.

 

“What’s up Jjs?” Wumbo asked.

 

“Nothing much, just being tied up here by "Blaine",” Jjs responded. “You see those canoes over there, right? I’ll explain about those in a moment…”

 

“I see you’ve taken care of my gecko,” Steel said, referring to Buster. Seeing Steel, the lizard climbs over back to Steel.

 

“The Peanut Gallery has cleared things out to recreate your paths for the moat portion of the race,” Jjs announced. “To cross country to Ecuador to advance, you will be utilized with those pre-used canoes from your respective supporting team.”

 

Viewing the canoes, Shinya’s wasn’t as scratched but covered in shaving cream, Jelly’s canoe was perfectly fine, Steel’s canoe was filled with holes and looked to be filled with the ocean blue water and Wumbo’s canoe was reshaped as a totem pole.

 

“How come mine is a totem pole?” Wumbo asked.

 

“Stupid handcuffs, I wouldn’t have trouble paddling with these,” said Steel and begins to row away with Wumbo, trying to paddle around the sinking canoe while his hands were still confined. “And as it turns out, the canoe sucks.”

 

“A person like him shouldn’t be getting away!” Blaine cried out.

 

“Save it, dude,” said Jjs, seizing the helicopter pilot.

 

Jelly and Shinya were the last two to arrive on Panama and stepped off Flight 89 to precede their race for the million doubloons, but to be chased away from Sir Templelot.

 

“What in the blazes?” Blaine said.

 

Jelly and Shinya take a look at their assigned canoes for their paths across the moat while Templelot was gaining on them.

 

“How come yours looks all brand new and mine is covered in semen or whatever it’s supposed to be?” Shinya questioned to Jelly, referring to their canoes.

 

The mechanical shark controlled by Blackbeard, then suddenly dashes around and gnaws off one thirds of Jelly’s canoe to untimely undo its perfection.

 

“Ha,” Shinya said in amusement to Jelly’s damaged canoe and rides off through the moat alongside Jelly.

 

*Airport Confessional*

 

Jelly: It’s been a wild time hanging around with Shinya during the race and being pressured by Sir Templelot even after settling on-foot in Savannah. If I’m going to avoid being last place, I going to be a real show in front of the others.

 

*End*

 

“This damn thing won’t stop!” Blackbeard said and removes the lid of the mechanical shark to hop out.

 

Swimming ashore, he finds Sir Templelot. “This is very much worth wasting over 1,000 miles to boot, aye?” He asked him.

 

“Quite an understatement, Malelimin should not be surprisingly angry with us,” Templelot responded and picks up a transceiver call from Malelimin.

 

“Guess what, you have proven each other as failures once again,” said Malelimin.

 

“Does Prince Darkstar have to do anything? Where art that kid?” Templelot asked.

 

“Don’t worry about him,” Malelimin replied. “Anyways, I’m sending you both and Bomba Nuke over to Machu Picchu to continue our mission, starting now…”

 

With Malelimin’s knack of psychic ability, Blackbeard and Sir Templelot are immediately transported away from Panama.

 

Meanwhile, the final 4 are still racing across the moat to Ecuador.

 

“I can’t wait until I can get these cuffs out of my hand,” said Steel, “I can’t wait to win the million doubloons, and most of all, I can’t wait for these challenges and this season to be all over.”

 

Buster’s eyes began to glow red and subsequently burns the chains off from Steel’s handcuffs.

 

“I might as well also have a reason why I still have you around,” Steel said to the lizard.

 

On the other side, Steel can see Wumbo taking the lead.

 

“You know, once we move on, maybe we can some kind of alliance, we can both be in the final 2,” Steel says to Wumbo overhead.

 

“Once we all cross that finish line, one of us has to go though. Between Jelly and Shinya, Shinya ought to be in last place if we can beat them to it,” Wumbo responded. “If you excuse me, I’m rowing my way to Ecuador.”

 

While Steel was still trying to paddle further on his damaged canoe, he sees Jelly and Shinya catching up.

 

“Whoever got shaving cream on this boat, I’m at least good enough to beat you,” Shinya says to Steel. He turns back on Jelly and says, “I assume your arms are aching, paddling like that.”

 

“Thanks for the info, but I’m doing absolutely fine!” Jelly said.

 

*Jungle Confessional*

 

Jelly: Whoever that Malelimin alien is, his bodyguards have been following us around and it’s rather annoying. I could at least have some time with Shinya once I’m done rotating my arms with an oar, but winning is all we could think about…

 

*End*

 

Steel lifts up his canoe, as he steps the left-sided deck to avoid water buildup from the holes and begins rowing it while in that stance, paddling fiercely.

 

“Hold on Buster,” said Steel. He faces over to Shinya and Jelly, for them to noticing Steel is gaining third next to Jelly. “Are you two having fun yet!?” Steel cries out to Shinya and Jelly.

 

“Hey Jelly, come over my side,” Shinya called out. “If we’re going to be in the final 2, we have to make sure either Wumbo or Steel doesn’t beat us to the finish, just get on my canoe!”

 

“How about we work our way through the race together after I get across? It’s not like I can’t do this myself,” Jelly responded.

 

“Hurry up, though,” Shinya replied.

 

At the end of the moat race, Wumbo appears first on-land.

 

“Yes, I made it!” Wumbo cheers. “Now I better get going to the Steps of Knowledge, it should be a piece of cake.”

 

“Or how about it’s a slice of dry concrete on a silver platter?” Jjs remarked. “As for the reward your supporting teammates got for you, here’s this shopping cart.”

 

“That’s great, I can’t wait to “shop till’ I drop” all the way through Machu Picchu,” Wumbo said sarcastically.

 

“I didn’t know there was a mall in the jungle,” Fa said absentmindedly.

 

“Yeah, let me know if you find an amusement park on your way inside the temple,” Ex said sarcastically.

 

“Your welcome,” Jjs responds to Wumbo, “This is your ideal use of transportation up until you reach Machu Picchu, so good luck.” As Wumbo leaves off with his shopping cart to the Steps of Knowledge, he sees Shinya arriving in second. “And it looks like Shinya is second to get ahead.”

 

“Okay sure, now what do I get?” Shinya questioned.

 

“Here’s this skateboard,” Jjs said, handing it over to him. “If you’re going to wait until the other piranha of the bunch gets here, that’s fine with me.” Seeing Steel arriving third, he then says, “And here comes that person now…”

 

“I wasn’t talking about Steel,” Shinya replied.

 

“I get the truck? Well, golly!” Steel said.

 

“Actually, you don’t get a reward and this truck goes to Jelly,” Jjs corrected and then sees Jelly reaching land on Ecuador. “Speaking of Jelly, here’s your truck that you can use sometime during the race.”

 

“Wait up Wumbo!” Steel said and advances to the Steps of Knowledge portion of the race.

 

Grabbing Jelly while on his skateboard, Shinya says to her, “Let’s go, we’re in a rush after all!”

 

The scene then shows the original members of the H.U.T hiding around in the tree tops, watching over the contestants and remaining hidden from their sight.

 

“One could gain the power against Malelimin’s control….we’ll just have to wait and see,” one of the members said.

 

At the Steps of Knowledge, before the three former Piranhas would catch up, Wumbo is greeted by Olmec again.

 

“Welcome to the Steps of Knowledge, you know what to do,” said terminoob. “Answer the questions correctly to move on, answer them wrong and you wouldn’t really get as far.”

 

“Hello again Wumbo,” said Steel after approaching the steps. “It should be time that we get started on working our way to the final 2.”

 

“All right, sure thing,” said Wumbo.

 

“Here is the first question, who was the first person voted off in the Hidden Temple?” terminoob questioned.

 

Buzzing in, Steel answers, “ACS, what now?”

 

“Next question, what is the addition of the square root of 441 times 4 and 178 divided by 2?” terminoob said.

 

“What?” Steel asked.

 

The stepping stone Steel was standing in slides out and drops him into a short tunnel to the next stepping stone. Before that, Shinya and Jelly approached the Steps of Knowledge.

 

“I’ll probably think of something else,” said terminoob. “Anyways, for this next question, what did ACS…or Prince Darkstar do to attempt putting Ex on the chopping block?”

 

Stepping on the stone, Shinya answers “It’s a very well known fact that he became an interviewer to get everyone else’s goat about one of the questions he asks.”

 

“Yep, that is correct,” said terminoob and shows him the handle to the zip line across to the next stepping stone.

 

“Sayonara,” Shinya said to Wumbo and Jelly and takes a zip line through the Steps of Knowledge.

 

Go Shinya go
Go Shinya go
Shiai ni katsu tame ni
In order to win the game
Shiai ni katsu tame ni
Obviously using Google Translate

 

“Next question: what was the challenge that followed up ACS’ elimination, moreover, who was eliminated at that time?” terminoob questioned.

 

Stepping on the stone, Jelly answers, “We had to find the Crystal Skull and Bob_Ball was the one to be booted out.”

 

With the answer being correct, Jelly takes her zip line through her next stepping stone.

 

“Alright Olmec, now I suppose you can give me my question,” said Wumbo.

 

“Who won the iPod of Steve Jobs challenge and got eliminated thereafter?” terminoob questioned.

 

“That would be tvguy, seemed like a shame he didn’t last on our team for long and didn’t last long on the Piranhas either, or even as a co-host” said Wumbo is given his zip line handle to make way across.

 

“Alright Olmec, I’m ready for your next question and you better not blow up on me!” Steel cried out.

 

At the sound of terminoob’s voice on speakers, he says, “Here’s your question Steel: How long was tvguy a co-host for by episode count?”

 

“Let’s see, to make a good guess, he’s been around for about 7 episodes,” Steel guessed and gets his zip line to the next stepping stone, “Your welcome.”

 

The next contestant to be given a question was Jelly.

 

Terminoob asks, “Okay Jelly, who was eliminated during the Blackbeard’s treasure challenge?”

 

“That contestant would be CDCB,” Jelly answered.

 

“Good,” said terminoob. “Now, how many rooms were crafted in the temple, or rather ship, for the challenge?”

 

Jelly was stumped, yet she guesses, “…7, I believe.”

 

With the second part of the question being wrong, the stone slides out and Jelly falls into a stream of water and appears at the next stepping stone, but not as far the zip line would go.

 

“Hopefully this will become more interesting when I’m able to use the truck,” said Jelly.

 

The next person to be given out a question was Shinya.

 

“Alright Shinya, name the three previous members of the Hidden Underwater Triad,” terminoob questioned, before Shinya would go on, terminoob quickly changes his mind and says, “Or how about this: who was eliminated during that untimely reunion, minus JCM?”

 

“Deli,” Shinya answered.

 

“Correct again, Shinya,” said terminoob.

 

 Terminoob gives him the handle to the zip line again and Shinya advances. Wumbo was next for his question from Olmec…

 

“Now for this question: how many contestants were present after Deli was booted off the game?” terminoob questioned.

 

“Certainly, I’m not a calculator but I believe there were 11 of us that time,” Wumbo answered.

 

The same fate from Steel and Jelly’s wrong answers happens for Wumbo as he falls through a hole and appears in the next stepping stone.

 

“If I could have another question from you, I’ll say that Storytime was eliminated during the temple maze challenge,” said Wumbo.

 

“That was Jelly’s question that I gave her, but I’ll give a question similar from that,” said terminoob. “Next question involves your former teammate 4EverGreen who got eliminated with him. The question is, when was he eliminated when he competed last season?”

 

“It was during that Serebii challenge, I could be wrong,” Wumbo answered.

 

“Nope, your answer is correct,” terminoob replied and gives Wumbo his handle through the zip line.

 

Panning over to Steel again, he sees the gecko, Buster, gasping and coughing. It seemed to look out of breath.

 

“You’re not looking so good for some reason,” said Steel and takes the next question from Olmec.

 

“Next question Steel, who was eliminated after Storytime and what artifact was involved with it?” terminoob questioned.

 

“Dragiiin and the Red Barrel of Bomba Nuke,” Steel answered and takes the next zip line through the Steps of Knowledge and onto the next question.

 

An hour passes as the Steps of Knowledge challenge comes to an end with Steel being the first to arrive in Peru for the Temple Games portion of the race. There, Steel saw Mermaid Man.

 

“Hey there Mermaid Man, I didn’t expect you to be standing around here in Peru,” said Steel.

 

“Oh hello Kyle,” said Mermaid Man. “You see this vine, right?”

 

“Please don’t tell me I have to slide all the way down there without-” Steel replied.

 

“Messing up of course,” Mermaid Man replied. “You’re acting a little psychic, has your mind been scrambled by the forces of EVIL!? You know, back in my day, I’ve held the best timed record for vine-sliding. As assigned by the host JCM, you will continue your quest if you can beat my record.”

 

The second person to arrive in Peru was none other than Wumbo and eyes Steel and Mermaid Man.

 

“Let’s go, we vowed to be in the Final 2,” Steel said to Wumbo.

 

“I shouldn’t feel like Jelly and Shinya are the ones to go in the Final 3 with you, you know,” Wumbo responded.

 

Wumbo and Steel proceed once they both go down the vine-slide, attempting not to fall off and beat Mermaid Man’s time. For the road, Buster started playing some epic vine-sliding music.

 

Steel eventually slips off the vine-slide and is teleported back to where he was going to start the vine-slide race, thanks to Hans.

 

“Keep trying youngster, keep trying!” Mermaid Man said to him.

 

“Tough luck,” said Shinya. He and Jelly then slide down the vines.

 

“Just wait until you fall off,” Steel comebacks and slides down again.

 

Over the course of the vine-slide, Wumbo manages to beat Mermaid Man’s first and goes over to the second part of the temple games. Jelly and Shinya both finish second and third while Steel was last to arrive for the next part of the temple games. They notice a pendant concealed in a glass container.

 

*Jungle Confessional*

 

Steel: This is not my day.

 

*End*

 

“Second part of the temple games and it’s the freaking rolling ball room?” Wumbo said.

 

“That’s right lads,” said Mr. Krabs who has appeared for the games like Mermaid Man. “This pendant is trapped inside here and the rolling ball should be compressed on the cup next to the glass.”

 

“Have you got any advice for a group of contestants that can’t bubble bowl?” Shinya asked.

 

“I’ll give you each the ability to bubble bowl until the end of this. Whoever manages to get the ball into the cup will be rewarded with the pendant and something else by chance. You can start by pressing that button over that ramp,” Mr. Krabs announced.

 

Beginning the second part of the temple games, the contestants swing their arms around to form a bubble bowl and activate the rolling ball. Moving on, they activate the closed path for the rolling and rotate it to the other side so it can pass through. Next, they use their bubble bowl to press the button to the giant spoon and flip it over.

 

*Jungle Confessional*

 

Wumbo: Nearing to the final challenge and we got ourselves a rolling ball room to conquer.

 

*End*

 

After that, the 4 contestants step on the platform in order to press the next button, but aren’t on cue just yet.

 

“Yep, now we wait,” said Steel.

 

As the rolling ball comes close to the next path to activate, the button is pressed and it eventually comes to pressing onto the platform and then deactivating the rotating gavel. After that, the four contestants slide over the ball over to the long tube by rotating the floorboard in its direction. Next, Steel uses his bubble bowl to make the ball land into the cup and open up the pendant from the glass.

 

“Yeah, that wasn’t as hard,” said Steel. “I suppose I get a reward for this.”

 

“Right,” said Mr. Krabs and brings out a horse. “Up until the finish line, this trusty steed is yours to put in use.”

 

*Jungle Confessional*

 

Steel: Good. I could imagine having to going across to Machu Picchu barefooted, and it doesn’t look bright.

 

*End*

 

“Just one more game and we’re done with the race, I wonder what it’s going to be,” said Wumbo.

 

Classic was seen after the final 4 exit the rolling ball room. Next to him were the rewarded transportation devices of choice from the previous aftermath special. Once again, it was Jelly’s truck and Wumbo’s shopping cart. Shinya was still carrying around his skateboard.

 

“Are you guys ready for the third part of the temple games and eventually the final part of the race?” Classic questioned.

 

“Why wouldn’t we?” Shinya said.

 

“As for this part, this is will be a good old fashioned race to Machu Picchu. With each of you guys having advantage of your own, it won’t be hard…but there are some hazards along the way, such as buried mines, things falling from the sky, pits and some other miscellaneous obstacles,” Classic announced.

 

“We’ve been through that type of stuff before. Eat your heart out Jjs!” Shinya said and begins by riding through the path to Machu Picchu on his skateboard.

 

Jelly hops aboard on her truck and tries to start it up. Putting the keys into ignition, Wumbo and Steel cough from the dust out from Jelly’s truck. Jelly rides away and passes Shinya in the lead. Wumbo moves on forward by ravaging through as fast as he possibly could with his shopping cart. Lastly, Steel gets on his horse and is about to pass by Wumbo.

 

“We better catch up to those guys,” said Steel.

 

“Yep,” Wumbo responded and notices he’s taking a slope down. “And at this point, the velocity for this here cart should be increasing tenfold.”

 

After a while of mines blowing up and jumping over pitfalls, Steel comes close to Shinya.

 

“You’re not going to win that easy Shinya!” Steel said.

 

“Maybe you shouldn’t let your chances of beating me go over your head, besides…” Shinya said and pushes Steel off his horse, “Don’t let the door hit you along the way and be reminded that I can do anything to insure I don’t lose, like what I did now!”

 

Steel runs back to his horse and notices Buster getting into an asthma attack much to Steel’s worry.

 

“Whatever is going on with you, just hang in there,” Steel said to the gecko.

 

Once as Steel gets back on his horse, he sees Wumbo again running through in his shopping cart.

 

“I think we’re out of luck,” said Steel.

 

“What do you expect? Hell, Jelly is driving a truck to the finish line!” Wumbo said.

 

Panning over to Jelly, the truck starts to run out of gas and abruptly stops halfway.

 

“Ugh, I guess some people didn’t bother giving it more gas,” Jelly said annoyed and proceeds by running on foot to the finish.

 

She sees Shinya gaining up and he says, “Not so easy now, isn’t it?”

 

“The truck just ran out of gas, so what?” Jelly responded. “But you know, if you want to prevent me to lose and provide help for me for the rest of the race, so be it. I haven’t forgotten about or vow.”

 

“That’s the spirit.” He replied and Jelly opts to share the skateboard.

 

When the final 4 was nearing the finish line, they become ambushed by the (original) Hidden Underwater Triad coming out from the treetops, surprising the contestants.

 

“What the-“ said Wumbo.

 

“Are you four heading for the temples of Machu Picchu?” One of the members asked.

 

“How do you know? Also, didn’t I recognize you guys from that white void world that me, Ex, 4EverGreen and OMJ ended up in?” Steel asked back.

 

“Don’t hurt yourselves, Malelimin is one tough extra terrestrial being,” one of the members said.

 

“Getting in our way is not going to help with it!” Shinya exclaimed. “Now shove off!”

 

“You see that gecko in that person’s hand?” One of them said, referring to Steel and Buster.

 

“What about Buster? If it’s its problematic breathing a concern for you guys, then I can understand what you’re trying to convince-“ said Steel.

 

Out of the blue, Buster explodes into a mess in Steel’s face, causing him to scream in terror. Momentarily, Buster began to regenerate and came back from its “death", also to make Steel scream again, but on a lower note.

 

“This gecko doesn’t seem to be a natural being, we ought to keep it safe,” one of the members said and confiscates the gecko.

 

“And you know, one of you guys sound like Blaine, I can sense it…” said Steel.

 

The triad member on the right indeed sounded like Blaine.

 

“Who knows if that Blaine person is a member of our organization? Considering our hidden status, you wouldn’t know,” the member on the right replied.

 

“Um…can we at least finish the race?” Wumbo asked. “It’s plain obvious that you’re ruining our patience here.”

 

“Yeah, and give Buster back!” Steel added.

 

“Fine by us, but we’ll be waiting…” one of the members said and they all left their sight.

 

The final 4 then continue the race and eventually come across the finish line near the entrance to the Machu Picchu temples. Finishing in first was Wumbo, coming in at second was Jelly, Shinya comes at third place, and Steel arrives last.

 

“We did it…” Jelly said, almost out of breath.

 

“For whatever reason why those guys in cloaks showed up, we at least made it,” said Shinya.

 

“And now that the race is done, I also got the results,” said Jjs. “With Steel finishing at last place, I’m afraid that he is out of the game and that the final 3, Wumbo, Shinya and Jelly can move on to Machu Picchu. Go ahead and join the Peanut Gallery, alright Steel?”

 

“Ugh, at least I tried,” said Steel and goes over to where the non-competitors stood.

 

“Before I can explain what you three have to do inside Machu Picchu, let’s sign off for yet another exciting episode of UWS SBC: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished. “Until next time, what will await for the final 3 and who will become the prime victor?”

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Eliminated: Steel Sponge

(Results of the race will be posted soon.)

[101 Dalmatian Street]

This turned up late. Sorry about that.

 

52. Temple of Doom

 

The final three are in front of the Machu Picchu temples with Jjs, CNF, and the Peanut Gallery.

 

“Go ahead, now that we’ve worked our way getting our asses handed back in Georgia, tell us about the challenge in there,” said Shinya, referring to Machu Picchu.

 

“You remember those three temple guardians that have been chasing you guys around since they’ve been brought back to life?” Jjs announced. “They’re waiting for you inside and you have to vanquish them. However, this is not what the whole next challenge is about.”

 

*Jungle Confessional*

 

Shinya: It’s finally going to be over soon. That’s what I want to expect from him. Those antics from Nathan, ACS, and everyone else have gotten real tedious.

 

*End*

 

“You three are going to go inside and be able to escort these fellows,” Jjs continued, showing three of the other partakers in the challenge. One of them was Person.

 

“Are you implying that I have to protect Person from those three fuck nuggets?” Wumbo asked.

 

“Not only him. I’d like you to meet Han-Feng and Bill. Wumbo, you’re going with Bill. Jelly, you get Han-Feng. And as for you Shinya, you got Person.”

 

"Creative name," Shinya said.

 

"Hi, lol! Thanks for letting me here jjs, I promise I won't annoy anyone, and hey, can I be a contestant next season? It was really lonely being banned from the Aftermath studio, but I survived. Can I also come back to SpongeBob Jeopardy?" Person asked, as Jjs was getting annoyed.

 

"I only let you here because we needed an extra escort, and I figured we don't need anymore rejected members to side with aliens, now enough" Jjs said. 

 

"What's that mean?" Person asked.

 

"I see someone isn't very bright," Shinya said.

 

“So I guess it’s more complex than we thought for getting close to the finale,” said Jelly.

 

“What are you waiting for then? Just get inside and I’ll get on with the rest!” Jjs ordered out.

 

The Final 3, Person, Han-Feng and Bill then ran upstairs to the main corridor of the Machu Picchu temple.

 

“Where do we start?” Wumbo questioned.

 

Jjs’ voice outside is amplified throughout the inside of the Machu Picchu temple and announces, “Before the Final 2 contestants will be claimed, your task is to assemble the shrine…of the giant silver monkey. There are three paths,” he continues. “There are also three of you and three of Team Pacu that lies inside this temple. The giant silver monkey artifacts are guarded by ‘them’ and the first person to make it out and come back right here will be able to choose somebody to go to the final dungeon with.”

 

“So, there is no point in escorting these guys?” Wumbo asked.

 

“In this case, there are some faulty consequences that will automatically give us the Final 2, the sole winner, or a no-show,” Jjs continued. “If you come back without your accompanier, the artifact piece, or absolutely nothing, you’re out. If you don’t come back alive, you’re out. Technically speaking, you must prevent your tragic demises from what remains of “Team Pacu.”

 

“Is that all?” Shinya said annoyed.

 

“During this course, you’re allowed to use weapons displayed here against those temple guardians. Plus, you’ll have one of the Spongebob characters to assist for you, whoever you pick. So, with all that explained, you can-“

 

With the screeching sound of a dropped microphone, Jjs’ conversation with the remaining contestants abruptly ends.

 

“I pick Sandy,” Shinya said after the silent moment.

 

*Temple Confessional*

 

Shinya: I’m now in the Final 3 with Jelly and Wumbo. That’s cool. As soon as I win those million doubloons, I’m not sure if I can save it for a rainy day or go nuts with whatever I want. The way I’m using that money should be better than nothing. I hope that Person guy doesn't ruin my chance of winning, he's a nuisance so far.
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Jelly: If I had those million doubloons, I can use it out of generosity and let those million gold doubloons float in the sky. That or I can get access on stage with Paul McCartney…
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Wumbo: I’m not really going to brag about my dilemma with winning a million of those gold nuggets. I ought to do something important with it and that’s all I’m going to say.

 

*End*

 

“Do you want to a part of this, Spongebob?” Jelly asked, picking him.

 

“You bet!” Spongebob responded.

 

“I guess I’ll have to choose Squidward to go with,” said Wumbo.

 

“Good,” said Shinya and moves over the weapons section of the corridor, grabbing the Tommy gun, “And Jjs said we can use these against those temple guardians. Now that I got all that I need, I’ll be catching you two on the flip-side,” he continued and takes one path through the temple.

 

“I guess he’s right, we’ve got no time,” said Wumbo and grabs a dagger from the selection of weaponry. “I better go stab one of them in with this! - Unless I have to defeat them in some other way…

 

Jelly goes ahead chooses a bazooka out of all the other weapons. “Let’s get this over with,” she stated and goes in her direction through the temple upon separation.

 

Shinya’s perspective was then shown and could nearly see Blackbeard.

 

“I doubt that y’all going to need help,” Sandy says to Shinya. “Just saying…”

 

“I wonder if the Hidden Underwater Triad is looking for anybody else,” said Person, “It seems too late, but still, that Goosey guy did make a tempting offer, and why did he ditch me? Also, why is this temple so hot? Seriously, put an air conditioner in here!”

 

“The Hidden Underwater Triad is not here, now shush,” Shinya said, getting annoyed. “You see Blackbeard over there? That’s where we come in and knock him dead.”

 

“Yeah, thanks for the info,” Sandy said sarcastically.

 

Shinya and his cooperatives for the challenge show up in front of Blackbeard and he says, “Don’t bother turning back. You’re shinda!”

 

“Oh, so it’s you and your other friends,” said Blackbeard. “This is just where we wanted you all to show up.”

 

Shinya proceeds by firing the Tommy gun at Blackbeard and shooting his right leg.

 

“You’re better off peg legged anyways,” said Shinya. “I’m here for the piece of the artifact you’re covering up.”

 

“It’s my quest you terminate ye’ buccaneers,” Blackbeard responded. “Not even this petty flesh wound is stopping me…”

 

“Maybe you can attempt killing me later when we take this large piece of stone and move on to the Final 2,” Shinya replied. “I shot your fucking leg off and you haven’t bothered to attack! Don’t start giving me the same excuse!”

 

“I can attack whenever I needed to!” Blackbeard replied. “I dare you to dismantle me as much as you can, yet I insist that you’ll be walking the plank!”

 

“What plank?”

 

As Shinya prepares to shoot for his other leg, Person suddenly blocks his aim.

 

“Stop, you can’t do this to him!” Person pleaded.

 

“You’re just a part of this escort. Obviously, you don’t help, and this isn’t helping!” Shinya said. “He’s one of three temple guards of Team Pacu.”

 

“Come on Blackbeard, how about I join you?” Person asked. “I can learn a lot from you with the way of Team Pacu, if it’s not too late to join! I can be an epic ultra team member!”

 

“Since you’re a supporter, I’ll accept that,” said Blackbeard.

 

Shinya fires his Tommy gun again and shoots Blackbeard’s left leg from his body.

 

“Good, and now you don’t have any legs to stand on,” said Shinya.

 

Person takes out a pistol from his pocket and points to over to Shinya, saying, “Sure, this came out of nowhere. Just so you know, I’m afraid I’m going to have to do this Shinya…I’m not going to kill you though, because that would be ludicrous. Actually maybe I would...that prize is tempting, and I'm tired of being made a fool of, and this team can give me power!”

 

“Jjs specifically said I have to defeat one of these guys in order to retrieve one piece of the giant silver monkey.” Shinya responded. “He’s working with that weird alien guy, so why bother help?”

 

“Shinya might be the real bad guy on our hands, you can tell by how much of a threat he is, like Malelimin,” Blackbeard says to Person.

 

“Do I have to say anything, do anything, or whatever?” Sandy added.

 

“Sandy, stay out of this. You’re both not going to attack?” Shinya said and then shoots off Blackbeard’s left hand with his Tommy gun.

 

The next scene then goes over to Wumbo with Bill and Squidward.

 

“I wonder who I’m going to be up against,” said Wumbo.

 

“Whoever it’s going to be, it’s not going to be as pleasant,” said Squidward.

 

Appearing toward the other piece to the silver monkey, Wumbo and the others are approached by Bomba Nuke.

 

“Oh no,” Bill deadpanned.

 

“Welcome to my lair, I’ll throw some grenades for you!” Bomba Nuke exclaimed and threw some hand bombs towards the three.

 

“Was that dagger the best you can get?” Squidward asked Wumbo.

 

*Temple Confessional*

 

Wumbo: So that technically wasn’t the best choice I’ve had. Some things aren’t always meant to be right. I felt like I was expecting Blackbeard. Well, at least I didn’t have to face Sir Templelot. Now what I got to do is hit Bomba Nuke…as soon as I get the opportunity where he doesn’t keep bouncing around.

 

*End*

 

“Tell me Bill, what do you suggest I do to attack Bomba Nuke?” Wumbo asked.

 

“I’m just an escort. Why don’t you ask Squidward?” Bill deadpanned.

 

“So Squidward, do you think you can help out with defeating Bomba Nuke here?” Wumbo asked again. “There has to be some kind of strategy we can work with…”

 

“I hope you like some more bombs!” Bomba Nuke said and continues by throwing some bombs around the trio.

 

The next scene shows Jelly with Han-Feng and Spongebob.

 

“Whoever is going to appear in this room, we’re ready,” said Jelly.

 

“Okie dokie, Jelly!” Han-Feng said. “Say, can I call you Dr. Jelly?”

 

They caught their eyes on the artifact before them. Soon, they were met by Sir Templelot.

 

“So we meet again, miss Jelly,” said Templelot. “I never thought I’d catch up with you again since the time I paid a visit with you and Shinya back in Georgia. Nice friends you have there.”

 

Jelly counterattacks with her bazooka and responds, “Let’s just say I was assigned with one of them.”

 

“And of course, I was assigned to take you out. Feel the wrath of thee mighty sword wielder,” Templelot replied, attempting to strike Jelly with his sword. “Your bazooka is no match.”

 

“We got past you a lot of times…what makes you think you can…” said Jelly before collapsing from Templelot’s clutches.

 

The next scene comes back to where Shinya, Sandy, Person and Blackbeard left off.

 

“I’m warning you, what's your name...oh yeah, Shinya,” said Person still pointing him with his pistol gun.

 

“That’s not part our plan,” Blackbeard said to Person. “Just let that slide.”

 

“And what are you supposed to do!?” Person asked.

 

Shinya eventually shoots off Blackbeard’s right arm, leaving him with his body and head.

 

“Absolutely nothing, as I can see. I can just grab that thing and head back anyways,” said Shinya. “Person, let’s go. You can help with dragging that staff the way back alongside me and Sandy.”

 

“No I won’t. And since I play a significant role for this challenge, I’m just going to let you lose!” Person responded.

 

“You don’t understand. I cannot be killed,” said Blackbeard.

 

“So then, what if I do this?” Shinya said and fires his weapon towards Blackbeard’s chest, leaving with just his head. “That should be your heart, anything else before you’re history!?” He continued. “No response, huh…”

 

As soon as Shinya would finish him off with the head, Blackbeard was glowing. His body parts were being resurrected in form of objects in the room, such as urns, skeleton bones, vines and rocks, creating his ultimate body.

 

“I warned you,” said Person.

 

“Yeah, but it wasn’t about this!” Shinya said and fires his Tommy gun once again. It hardly did anything against Blackbeard’s new sturdy physique. “Damn it…”

 

The next scene then comes back to Jelly, Sir Templelot, Spongebob, and Han-Feng.

 

“Looks like Jelly could use some help,” said Spongebob.

 

“Come on Jelly, wake up!” Han-Feng cried out.

 

“I’m fine…” Jelly whispered.

 

“You see…” Sir Templelot was saying, “If thou want to retrieve the object I’m guarding so badly, you’re going to face the hard way of taking it from me. My sword should be strong enough to hold you down like that.”

 

Templelot now has his sword undrawn and leaves Jelly hanging.

 

“I have a special for thou,” said Templelot and follows her to a long suspended rope bridge hovered over sharp spikes on the ground. “You both shall come along too,” he said to Spongebob and Han-Feng.

 

*Temple Confessional*

 

Jelly: Having been near the brink of death, it sure was the worst kind of time when I was in those situations. Sir Templelot was such a pain in the ass.

 

*End*

 

“Sir, I don’t think it’s responsible that I drop down to nothingness and-“ said Spongebob.

 

“No talking,” Templelot said, interrupting him. “I don’t have to brag, but you don’t have anyone like Clappy and Shinya to save you now. The others are probably pathetic and won’t last as long as thou.”

 

Jelly gives Sir Templelot a sideways kick and turns around to interface him menacingly.

 

“Don’t say that again.” Jelly grimaced. “Don’t think about saying anything else about Clappy, Shinya and even everyone else I’ve come to know and respect!”

 

Sir Templelot proceeds to threaten Jelly with his sword and lets her guard loose again.

 

“I’m an ancient temple guard! I can do anything I want and succeed no matter what!” Sir Templelot exclaimed.

 

Talk about spoiled… Jelly said to herself. “Do your worst…” she said to Templelot and then glances over to Spongebob, “You’re going to have to help us. We need to get ourselves of this bridge.”

 

“I can see some vines overhead!” Spongebob said. “Practical, but I can work this out-“

 

“Shut your yaps! I’m cutting down these wires!” Templelot cried out and begins to lance the ropes on the bridge.

 

“We’re going for a wild ride, Jelly…” said Han-Feng.

 

“Is this temple guard nuts!?” Jelly questioned.

 

“He no nuts, he’s crazy!” Han-Feng added.

 

With Sir Templelot cutting the ropes, the bridge comes loose from the inside out as all four of them end up dropping down. Spongebob grabs a vine and grabs a hold of Jelly and Han-Feng. Templelot was seen holding on to Han-Feng’s leg, trying to swipe at it. Han-Feng avoids the sword, making Templelot let go and fall down into the pit of spikes. After his last scream, his body disappears, besides the armor, which fades into a purple mist.

 

“Is he dead?” Jelly asked.

 

“We’re not, but I could be sure his spiritual being still lives on.” Han-Feng said. “As long as he never comes back to us, we have nothing to worry about.”

 

“You must be smart for a young one,” Jelly complimented.

 

“Is you injured Dr. Jelly?” Han-Feng asked.

 

“I can take care of myself. Sir Templelot may have gotten us good though…” Jelly replied. “Let’s focus on what we came here for and bring that artifact back to the main room!”

 

“You mean over there?” Spongebob asked pointing over the body-part of the silver monkey at the end of the destroyed rope bridge whereas they were where they started out before.

 

“Oh man, this is going to impossibru!” Han-Feng said.

 

The next scene comes back to Wumbo and the others, still struggling with Bomba Nuke.

 

“Okay Squidward,” said Wumbo. “How about you try distracting him with your terrible clarinet playing so I can catch him off-guard…” Squidward grinned angrily. “And by terrible, I mean a remarkable masterpiece that can make Beethoven come back from the dead to remark how jealous he is of your sheer brilliance.”

 

“With pleasure,” Squidward responded.

 

Squidward starts playing his clarinet in such wrong notes, catching Bomba Nuke’s attention and stops for a good moment.

 

“Whatever that horrible sounding music is, I’m going to blow a fuse!” Bomba Nuke said.

 

“However many times you’re going to keep up those bomb-related blurbs, it’s time I put you to rest,” said Wumbo and stabs Bomba through the chest, only to realize that he’s not being unconscious and is still breathing. “What?”

 

“I can’t be killed,” said Bomba Nuke. “You’ll have to be clever to know how my spirit can be released from within.”

 

“So I’m not supposed to kill you?” Wumbo asked.

 

“And it seems to be that you’re not as clever,” said Bomba Nuke and reveals a red barrel in his utility. “I’m not going to stop with these explosives. Malelimin’s orders…”

 

As his torch ignites the barrel, Wumbo and the others quickly avoid the combustion. After the blast, Wumbo notices the captain’s log from before held around Bomba.

 

“I think I can see that journal of yours behind your back,” Wumbo said to Bomba.

 

“You mean this journal? Tough shit, this has the information about our leader!” Bomba Nuke retorted. “You think you can get even a scent out of this?”

 

“You got any other bright ideas?” Bill asked Wumbo.

 

“I’m out of options…” said Wumbo. “But I know that something’s always going to go right than wrong…”

 

“Let’s finish this! Have a taste of my atom bomb!” Bomba Nuke explains and tosses it around.

 

“Oh no, you don’t!” Wumbo said and tosses his dagger over to it.

 

With the dagger and atom bomb together, Wumbo, Bill and Squidward were running for their lives from the big bang and went back out to see how demolished the room was.

 

“You know, an atom bomb explosion would have been much more powerful…” said Squidward.

 

“Where did Bomba Nuke go anyways? Doesn’t matter, we might have defeated him. Still, we have to bring back our piece of the artifact to where we started,” said Wumbo and gazes yonder the silver monkey head on a pedestal.

 

“Think about this more clearly on how you’re going to remove it…” said Bill.

 

“You’re boring, what can go bad?” Wumbo responded and removes the head from the stand.

 

A crumbling noise can be heard thereafter. Wumbo, Bill and Squidward immediately start carrying over the silver monkey head while trying to escape. Danger gets ahead of the trio as a boulder appeared in front of them, rolling its way through.

 

The next scene comes back to Shinya and the others facing the Iron Blackbeard.

 

“Now what – any plans, Shinya?” Person said.

 

“Of course now you help me. Just get that staff. We can still handle Robo-Blackbeard all the way through,” said Shinya. “If simply trying to kill him molecule by molecule won’t take him out, there has to be some other weak spot…”

 

"Sorry, maybe helping aliens wasn't the best idea, I promise to be a great guy now!" Person said.

 

“Let’s speed things up a bit,” said Blackbeard and his body began to accelerate, catching up to Shinya’s group.

 

Lifting out his hand, laser beams come out from his urn gun, aiming at the trio and later hitting Person’s leg.

 

"AAAH!" Person yelled, falling to the stone ground.

 

“That critter needs some help getting back on his feet,” Sandy said referring to Person.

 

“You go help him, but remember that we’re in a crisis here!” Shinya responded.

 

Sandy decides to shove Shinya towards the immobilized Person and gets him back up in due to Sandy’s request while carrying around the staff and avoiding Blackbeard’s attacks. Shinya and Person eventually catch up with the squirrel as Blackbeard continues firing away his beams and even demolishing the ground from his strength.

 

Suddenly, Blackbeard’s body parts start falling apart, from his hands, to his legs and to his chest. Realizing this, the trio slows down to see what’s happening to him. What was left of him was his head, which disintegrates as his spirit is drifted away from the temple.

 

“I guess being too powerful was the problem,” said Shinya. “Carry on…”

 

The next scene comes back to Jelly’s group before Blackbeard’s demise, trying to find a way to bring back the silver monkey body piece. They appeared where the piece of the artifact was placed via vine.

 

“This thing is heavy, but enough for us to carry,” said Jelly, holding it up.

 

“What are we supposed to do?” Han-Feng questioned. “Throw it all the way over to the other side?”

 

“We can try and we can do it together,” Jelly responded.

 

With the best strength they’ve got, they toss the artifact over to the other side of the broken bridge and succeeded.

 

“What can I say? We got lucky,” said Jelly and the three then cross the vine the way back.

 

“Just to make an honest statement and because I’d like to talk,” said Han-Feng while carrying the piece to the artifact. “My real name is Budapest.”

 

“Which raises me to question why you were named Han-Feng before and why you were named after the capital of Hungary,” said Jelly.

 

“My parents were hungry,” Han-Feng/Budapest replied.

 

“I think the proper term would be that your parents are Hungarian. If so, is that the reason why?” Jelly replied.

 

“Oh no, my parents were hungry.” He corrected. “In fact, my parents are actually Canadian.”

 

Meanwhile, with Wumbo’s group, they are still seen getting chased around by the boulder. While trying to escape, they try to avoid the boulder in the style of Scooby-Doo doors for half a minute. Eventually, they hide themselves from the boulder, only for it to notice the trio and change its direction and get ahead of them again. As Wumbos group were almost at the main room, the boulder’s size was blocked from the size of the doorway.

 

“Ha!” Wumbo tormented.

 

The boulder eventually breaks through the doorway wall and proceeds to come after them. As Wumbo’s group entered the main room, Squidward attempts to hold off the boulder from the next doorway, stalling it.

 

“That was awesome,” Bill deadpanned.

 

“I already helped once other than carrying back that monkey head, but I better keep this stupid boulder from-“ said Squidward, but gets squished afterwards. The boulder then stopped moving. “I’m okay…” he mumbled.

 

Jelly’s group arrives back to the main room second and places the monkey body before Wumbo assembles the head.

 

“I wonder what’s going to await us after we’re through with this challenge,” said Jelly.

 

“I’m just wondering who’s going to be ousted,” Wumbo said.

 

Shinya’s group was last to arrive with his piece to the artifact and completely assembles it, inserting the staff to the giant silver monkey shrine.

 

The shrine activated the walls in-between, which slides out…revealing Prince Darkstar casually sitting on a throne chair with a Mayan crown over his head. Behind him were Jjs, CNF and the Peanut Gallery held captive.

 

“Oh, I didn’t expect you three to be coming here…” said Prince Darkstar. “And I suppose Jelly was the one to assemble the shrine thing first. So tell me Jelly, which of those two other competitors do you want to go up against in the finale?”

 

Jelly thinks about it for a moment and answers, “I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ll question about it later and just say I want go a different direction.”

 

“I would like both of them to compete with me in the final challenge.”

 

To be continued…

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Artifact: Giant Silver Monkey

Person temporarily joins Team Pacu for a short time.

The Final 2 are....

Spoiler

There is no Final 2, but rather a full-fledged and official Final 3: Jelly, Shinya, and Wumbology

 

Now that we're heading for the finale of Season 2, now would be the time to vote for which one of final contestants you'd want to win. Since we can't do blind votes, PM me your votes please! The results we be in to see who will be the official winner by the next episode.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

It's long, I'll have to admit. But on the bright side, the finale is done. And somebody please fix the font and stuff.

 

53. Temple Game of Thrones

 

“So,” Prince Darkstar examined. “You’re just doing to drop that Final 2 tradition and take them both with you? ACS IS CALLING YOU OUT JELLY,” he continued. “ACS IS CALLING YOU OUT JELLY, for fuck’s sake!”

 

“Just let that joke of yours slide,” Jelly said after looking annoyed for a moment. “It should be fair enough that I’m going with both of the other contenders for the finale.”

 

“Well, congrats for you three on making it to the finale,” Darkstar said sarcastically. “You probably want to know how all of this was possible, so I better explain.”

 

“Talk all you want,” said Shinya, “While you’re doing that, we can already overthrow you!”

 

When Shinya was bound to tackle Darkstar, the crown bearing prince cries out, “Seize them, Malelimin!”

 

Upon Darkstar’s words, Malelimin comes to Shinya at a stop and puts him in his clutches.

 

“How were you able to do that?” Wumbo asked. “How were you able to control someone as powerful and unnatural as Malelimin?”

 

“Well…surprise! I’m an incarnation to the temple king!” Darkstar answered.

 

“Impossible, that’s as comparable to saying that Tingle shares relation to Gandalf,” terminoob said while everyone else was still in the sidelines.

 

“Now I want to know how you could actually be a temple king,” said Wumbo.

 

“According to Malelimin’s log, the temple king was a high ruler from elsewhere who began his reign somewhere that would become Orlando, Florida,” Darkstar explained. “As soon as he was dead, his future descendants became responsible of creating the Legends of the Hidden Temple game show you all know today. From one of my parents’ side of the family, you’ve got the original temple king’s family tree. And after my parents, there’s me. The best part is that I can gain control over Malelimin. All these things sound ridiculous for someone like me, but not everything is supposed to make sense. In fact, Malelimin has considered me a spitting image of the temple king.”

 

“You must be lying…” said Wumbo with disbelief.

 

“Maybe I am, maybe I’m not,” Darkstar responded. “The temple king loved games. He had various treasures from other figures hidden all over the place and it would be a long time until his traits were based on incorporating this game show.”

 

"That’s weird, I can’t see Budapest and Bill anywhere…" Jelly thought to herself.

 

“Cool story and boasting dude, but can we cut to the chase with the million doubloons?” Jjs said, peering over to the host in the background.

 

“While your precious host won’t be serving for you at the moment, now would be the time for your final task,” said Darkstar. “But…I can always take the million doubloons and call it a day, so I’m the winner here!”

 

“Hold it right there!” Wumbo retorts. “I’ve also managed to save Malelimin’s log after Bomba Nuke disappeared and I assume that he said something about the journal containing Malelimin’s weak spots!”

 

Malelimin slams Wumbo through the wall and takes the journal from him.

 

“That won’t be any of your concerns now,” said Malelimin. “In terms of serving for Prince Darkstar…I have no choice.”

 

“Now then Malelimin, take the chest that holds the million doubloons and leave them be!” Darkstar commanded.

 

As soon as Malelimin was going to locate and confiscate the chest containing the prize money, the Hidden Underwater Triad popped up and halts him.

 

“Hold it right there!” One of the cloaked members said. “We may not have all the answers to put you to rest or conceal your spirit, but however, if you’re taking those doubloons, you’re going to have to get through the original H.U.T and give in to us!”

 

“Big deal, you three are worthless…” said Malelimin.

 

“Hold it right there!” A voice exclaimed from behind. It was hilaryfan80 in a Soul Reaper outfit.

 

“And somehow, we forgot about him…” said Darkstar.

 

*Temple Confessional*

 

Wumbo: This could use a reality check, I mean seriously…are we on UWS anymore?

 

*End*

 

“Fine, if you guys want to fight me off, then I accept!” Malelimin said.

 

Jjs sneaks up on Darkstar and holds him off. While doing so, he says, “Yeah, this isn’t going anywhere. It’s not like we were trapped in a cage or anything when ACS held us captive in here.”

 

“Does that mean we can actually start the challenge?” Shinya asked.

 

“Absolutely,” Jjs answered. “Before the final challenge comes to a start, I’ll have you three pick two of our previously eliminated Hidden Temple contestants,” he announced. “You can also pick what’s left of your group from the past challenge.”

 

Shinya thinks for a short time and says, “I’ll stick with Sandy and I’ll pick Ex for the road.”

 

“Excellent,” Ex uttered and joins Shinya.

 

“Clappy and OMJ, come right up,” said Jelly. Like so, Clappy and OMJ join her and become grouped up with her.

 

“And I’ll take, well….4EverGreen and Steel Sponge,” said Wumbo.

 

“That’s the spirit!” 4EverGreen said.

 

“Should we start worrying about Malelimin?” Wumbo questioned. “Now he’s taken the journal from me, which has our only answers to vanquishing that damned alien.”

 

“Forget about him and that lame-ass journal,” said Ex. “The H.U.T can figure it out themselves. This is about those one million gold you-know-whats that the squirrel and I are going to help Shinya win!”

 

Prince Darkstar breaks free from Jjs and focuses back on the Final 3.

 

“So, does everybody have what they need? Are we going to finally introduce the final part of this season?” Darkstar said. “Good. So let’s move on…”

 

Meanwhile, Malelimin, the H.U.T. and hilaryfan80 were trying to set themselves up for the battlefield.

 

“So, you three are supposed to be the H.U.T.,” said Malelimin. “Show yourselves and I will consider this fight commenced.”

 

“We still need to strategize on this,” one of the cloaked members said, “but why not reveal ourselves for the supernatural being?”

 

The three members then show their faces in front of him, revealing Blaine, Budapest and Bill under their disguise. Buster was alongside them, hanging on to Blaine.

 

“Is that what you wanted?” Blaine asked. “A fight against us would be too easy, but when Wumbo confronted you, he tried but never got himself killed nevertheless. And so we’ve showed ourselves, now we can fight simple as that.”

 

Steel notices Buster with Blaine and realizes that he’s part of the original triad. Jelly and Wumbo themselves then looked to see Budapest and Bill on the same league.

 

“I can’t believe it!” Steel exclaims. “Hopefully Blaine gives that lizard back, but how could a hack like him be part of the actual H.U.T.!? A prophet he is, this is unbelievable!”

 

“Hold your horses!” said 4EverGreen. “Enough said you true non-believer.”

 

“Wait a minute, what’s Budapest…or Han-Feng doing over there? He’s a member of the H.U.T?” Jelly questioned.

 

“I’d never thought somebody like Bill could be apart of that organization either,” said Wumbo. “And that’s ironic considering how uninteresting he was since the first minute.”

 

“There’s a game show going on, wouldn’t that be interfering?” Blaine asked Malelimin.

 

“Fine, then let’s take this outside,” Malelimin responded.

 

“Hold it!” Person said. “I’m coming with you!”

 

“Looks like we have ourselves a supporter…” Malelimin mumbled, “You can sit in the sidelines and just watch.” He continued and uses his abnormal powers to transport him and everyone else outside for the battlefield. Noticeably, they weren’t technically outside of Machu Picchu and they were back around in Panama.

 

“For a fascinating life form, we don’t even know much about you,” said Blaine. “However, between you and ourselves aside from the formation of the H.U.T, I suppose you remember us…”

 

“Of course,” Malelimin replied. “I seem to have recognized you years ago when we were part of the Green Monkeys, Blaine. Our team came in first and Bill of the Blue Barracudas looked like a real threat, but we succeeded. And then there’s your third member…” He explained and focuses on Buster. “This seems to be a familiar face from the planet I was from and must have been discovered at some point since Blaine has gotten a job. At least you gave yourself a reminder of his vulnerability. And now I have it all wrapped around my mind, let’s speed things up so you’ll all be gone already!”

 

With a sonic blast, Malelimin’s attack has everyone else except Person sent flying.

 

“So Budapest has nothing to do with the organization?” hilaryfan80 asked.

 

“Of course he does, he’s just new. He has yet to meet the roots of becoming part of the Triad,” said Bill. “In fact, that would make us the Hidden Underwater Quartet.”

 

“So, what powers have you got in mind?” hilaryfan80 asks the Triad.

 

“Have some of this!” Bill exclaims and unleashes an orange colored ball of energy, striking against Malelimin.

 

“Just the usual type of powers that borrowed from the likes of the CIA,” said Blaine, “Or something similar to that…”

 

The H.U.T., Budapest and hilaryfan80 continue trying to attack Malelimin with little avail to the alien being’s powers, whilst Person only being there to watch and eating some popcorn.

 

“It was already too late to be with them anyways,” said Person.

 

“You guys are good and there’s no denying that,” said Malelimin. “However, none of you have known that this show has been saved up for a bigger fish. Come hither, Vladimir!”

 

Lurking from the ocean submerges a giant killer piranha under Malelimin’s wing.

 

“We fucked, said Budapest.

 

The scene then goes back to the main game where Jjs and Prince Darkstar were going to explain the challenge.

 

“As ruler of this temple, it’s required that I give instructions to these lucky contestants,” Darkstar declared.

 

“Fine, do as whatever you please,” said Jjs.

 

“So, here’s what you three contestants and your helpers are going to do,” Darkstar announced. “For this temple, it goes all the way up and it requires three keys hidden in 12 rooms. First, you can go through the ledges and into the Pit of Despair. Whatever ducts from above leads you to a room, you will end up in the Dark Forest or the Observatory. Smash through the wall in the forest and it will lead you to the Mine Shaft. In the Observatory, solve my own puzzle and the next room will lead you to the Room of the Secret Password. Solve and shout out the password encoded and you will then take next stairs over to 70’s Treasure Room. Break the vases to find a key to the next room and enter the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Changing the subject over to the Mine Shaft, if you take that path, you’ll soon enough be in the Jester’s Court. Solve the puzzle there, and you’ll enter the Throne Room next. After that, your next path will lead you to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Once as the monkey statue is assembled, you will be in the last room, and that would be Prince Darkstar’s Tomb! There are three keyholes that are required to be unlocked with the three keys hidden around. However, the Final 2 will be official for the first two who unlock one of the keyholes with only one of you guys not being able to advance to the final part of the challenge: the Temple Duel.”

 

“And how is one of us going to be ousted from the Temple Duel?” Wumbo asked.

 

“Chances are, your last pendant will be sacrificed to a temple guard in that room,” Darkstar answered. “The difference is you three only have one pendant. Each of your helpers has one and half a pendant. Also, if you lose both of the helpers, your chances of being in the Final 2 are at risk. The last person standing is the winner of the one million doubloons. I don’t need to time you guys on this, you three and your helpers know what to do and can start right now.”

 

“Good, now let’s go!” Shinya said, running off inside with Ex and Sandy.

 

*Temple Confessional*

 

Jelly: There are some things about Shinya’s competitiveness that I can’t completely understand. Maybe I know after I beat him to it or not.

 

*End*

 

Shinya and his group later appear submerged from the Pit of Despair, with little detail on how to reach one of the doorways from above.

“I wonder how we’re going to punch one of those doors open,” said Ex.

 

“Y’all can just climb sideways from the walls,” Sandy suggested. “But I’m the tree climber here, so I don’t know the both of you are going to get yourselves up there if you’re not going to try.”

 

“Yeaugh!” Ex cried out. “Something’s got my leg!”

 

“Sorry about that,” said Steel as he, Wumbo and 4EverGreen showed up in the Pit of Despair.

 

A moment after Wumbo’s group was there, Jelly’s group appeared in the Pit of Despair as well.

 

“Don’t you just hate it when you’re already stumped over something like this?” Clappy questioned.

 

“I’m going to make a jump for it, just watch,” said Steel and manages to get not even halfway and lands back into the ball pit.

 

“Nice job pal,” Shinya said sarcastically, “Looks like our dilemma is all over here!”

 

Leaning his hand to the wall, a part of which he was holding onto slides out and activates a shift closer to the ceiling doorways.

 

“I don’t think I can feel my legs…” said Steel.

 

“We’re out of here,” Wumbo added.

 

He and his group then took the path to the Dark Forest. Shinya’s group then decided to follow them into the said temple room while Jelly’s group enters the Observatory.

 

“We should all remember that there are three keys hidden inside the temple,” said Ex. “So we better start looking here…”

 

“ACS says there should be a great number of temple guards around here though,” said Sandy.

 

“If that’s true, then maybe they could be hiding inside one of these trees,” 4EverGreen added.

 

“I doubt there’s a temple guard inside one of these tree hollows,” said Ex before noticing a hand grabbing at him. “Oh Jesus Christ…” he sustained and gives up one of his pendants.

 

“At least I found one of the keys,” said Wumbo after checking one of the tree hollows, revealing it. “And that was really quick.”

 

“With that all done already, let’s keep moving onwards to the next room,” said Shinya breaking the wall to reveal a temple guard.

 

“Okay, so if one of us is going to give up a pendant to that guard, we’re going to think real wise on who should lose a pendant,” said Steel. “Ex now only has half a pendant while the rest us have one and a half pendant each. It should come to my suggestion that-“

 

Ex eventually tosses one of Steel’s pendants at the guard.

 

“All of us are not going to last inside here anyways,” said Ex. “And you could also just do that.”

 

Wumbo and Shinya’s group then head for the Mine Shaft, according to their path.

 

“We’ll be in the Jester’s Court and eventually all the way to the end in no time,” said Shinya but realizes something wrong with the shaft. “What? How is this thing broken?”

 

“It’s been one of those days…” said Wumbo. “Let’s just fix it right now. I can see some power tools and stuff!”

 

“Talk about convenient,” said 4EverGreen. “How are we going to this?”

 

“You can start by taking your smiley use to a minimum,” Shinya responded.

 

4EverGreen tosses a screwdriver somewhere at Shinya’s face and then says, “My mistake. But hey, who’s using them now?”

 

*Temple Confessional*

 

4EverGreen: Character development, it can happen. Oh man, I’m doing it again!

 

*End*

 

“How’s the fixing going? Jelly and her group are going to be ahead us and it’s been over 8 minutes,” said Ex.

 

“You sound like you’re in a hurry so don’t rush me here! Things are under control,” said Wumbo. The mine shaft swiftly goes up after Wumbo makes another adjustment. The platform stood upwards like that even after 20 seconds.

 

"Well…I guess this is officially your fault,” Ex replied.

 

“Then we better turn around and follow Jelly then,” Wumbo replied.

 

“We can’t do that! It’ll still ruin our chances of winning!” Shinya said.

 

The contestants and helpers then start arguing except for Steel and Sandy.

 

“Shut up guys…come on…” said Steel.

 

While they were still arguing, the platform drops down with a temple guard in sight. Steel decides to give it his last pendant and leave the temple.

 

“Whatever, I’m heading out of here,” Steel finished and goes up the shaft with the guard to leave afterwards. After about 15 seconds, the platform to the Mine Shaft is back at the bottom.

 

Turning around, Wumbo says, “Guys, I think it’s working again.”

 

“Well, that was just abrupt,” said Shinya. He, Wumbo and their groups then moved on to get to the next room.

 

The next scene shows Jelly in the Observatory at the time the others were inside the Dark Forest.

 

“So what puzzle are we going to have to solve for this?” Clappy questioned.

 

“You can solve this, right Jelly?” OMJ asked. “You know, puzzles like these remind me of the challenge I was eliminated from…before Malelimin showed up and…”

 

For a minute, Jelly was starting to have some flashbacks from before during the games.

 

Friendship is key. Significance and stoutness makes you bright. It comes in great numbers. Your future and persistence is also golden - It was what the tablet had said as she won immunity during that challenge.

 

“A myth was said that from a power of five, the pendant will erase and prevent a bad event from happening ever again,” Jjs said via flashback.

 

“I think I might have figured it out,” said Jelly. “It’s not just this puzzle in this Observatory, but our answer towards defeating that Malelimin guy.”

 

“Anything we can do about it?” Clappy asked.

 

“Let’s discuss this for a moment,” Jelly continued. “These myths are coming to life. Those words inscribed on that tablet, it means something very well. As it once said, “Friendship is key. Significance and stoutness makes you bright. It comes in great numbers. Your future and persistence is also golden.” We’re looking for three keys, even though there were four during that specific challenge, and I came to remember that a power of five from a pendant’s power saved the lives of a few former contestants. Alongside those three keys, there are three of us per group, the aptly named Hidden Underwater Triad, and three of us final contestants. Back on topic with the pendant’s power from a long while ago, it is said to erase a bad event from the power of five.”

 

“Malelimin himself is trouble,” said Clappy. “I believe this whole game show will never happen if we attempt to erase Malelimin. Something else that’s bad could be happening that shouldn’t have to do with him.”

 

“You are correct,” said Jelly. “I don’t completely know how to defeat Malelimin for good, but I at least gathered some clues. Now let’s focus on this puzzle…”

 

“We got the sundial,” said OMJ. “The door should open to the next room as soon as we spin it around.”

 

“I don’t know,” Jelly insured. “ACS might be thinking of something complex.”

 

With OMJ, Clappy and Jelly spinning the sundial around, nothing happened.

 

“I guess we’re supposed to do something else,” said Jelly. “What else is there about this room that we need to solve to unveil the next room?”

 

“I’m betting it has to do with ACS,” said Clappy and looks over to the Mayan calendar beneath them. “So we better start thinking about some of his notable days.”

 

“It could be one of his lowliness days, perhaps July 16^th, 2011 if we could dial that in for the Mayan Calendar…” OMJ suggested.

 

Using the Mayan Calendar in par with the sundial, the path to the next room was unveiled.

 

“Let’s get a move on,” said Clappy.

 

The scene then comes back to the battle with Malelimin, aided with Vladimir, against the H.U.T., Budapest and hilaryfan80.

 

“Bankai!” hilaryfan80 cried out, trying to attack Malelimin.

 

As far as the fight was going, Malelimin was looking a bit battered and beaten along with the rest. hilaryfan80 and Bill got scratches from Vladimir. Bill, Budapest and Blaine continued shooting hand beams at Malelimin. Buster used supersonic attacks against Vladimir. And hilaryfan80 used his Bankai to attack Malelimin and Vladimir. With much effort they could use, there was little avail into vanquishing the alien being.

 

“This could go on for days,” said Blaine. “What are you?”

 

“Don’t take my powers too personally. They were meant to be much powerful against the average human,” said Malelimin. “If you’re all wondering why I’m here – the reason why I’m here is out of commission. And that assignment given to me is to get know the game show contestant type of person and participate in a number of game shows.”

 

“Quite odd if you ask us,” said Budapest.

 

“I became evicted from Legends of the Hidden Temple for how threatening I was,” Malelimin explained, “And then I was concealed as a spirit inside a red skull. Looks like those strangers happen to have found the body and the skull, so I’m lucky to be alive again.”

 

“We’re the Spongebob Community,” said hilaryfan80. “The original H.U.T. however, we’re not, but we’re the ones who have found you.”

 

“The show’s over for you guys, so consider yourselves lost in the battle,” Malelimin continued. “The Final 3 should be a bigger prize. I bid you all farewell.”

 

Malelimin then transports himself out from Panama and back to Machu Picchu, leaving Person, the H.U.T., Budapest and hilaryfan80 behind.

 

As the game progressed, Shinya, Wumbo and their respective groups arrived first at the final room with the keyholes. Shinya obtained the second hidden key from the Jester’s Court beforehand. In a matter of time in due to the temple guards, Sandy and Ex were escorted out along the way while Wumbo was still left with 4EverGreen. Jelly and her group then dropped by in a matter of minutes as she obtained the third hidden key from 70s Treasure Room. What was left of her partners was just Clappy.

 

Like what ACS said, only two of us can advance, Wumbo thought to himself.

 

“I’m going to beat you guys to it!” Wumbo said as he was readily going to place his key into one of the holes.

 

Before that, Malelimin showed up to block the way through his teleportation.

 

“You just never leave us alone…” said Wumbo.

 

“The H.U.T. and those other unknown folks didn’t have what it takes,” said Malelimin. “Putting aside those H.U.T. members, rumors say that you’re all from the Spongebob Community, whatever that means.”

 

“We are from that website, so what about it?” Wumbo asked.

 

“Rumors also say that it shares association with the Triad…and if that could be true, a certain somebody had something to do with hiring those guys,” Malelimin replied. “But what do I know? Whoever has done it ought to reveal it for his or herself.” Facing over to Wumbo, holding his log before placing it on the floor, he says to him, “If you want this piece of scrap, come and get it.”

 

As Wumbo was reaching out for it, Malelimin blasts him against the wall of the tomb.

 

“Prince Darkstar, if that’s what he’s calling himself, I can sense that he has no relation to the temple king,” said Malelimin. “And that’s not all, once as the one million doubloons inside this temple are confiscated from that volcano, this temple will eventually collapse.”

 

“Why are you giving us this information anyways?” Jelly questioned. “Can you also at least explain why you’re enraged with all of us?”

 

“Fine…but let’s just say it’s going to take a lot to get to know my past, so I’ll reveal two last things you haven’t know yet,” Malelimin continued.

 

He then reveals a third eye at the back of his head.

 

“You wouldn’t want to know how I acquired this. I’m a powerful being and this is how far you three and this show are going to get!” Malelimin explained. “Unless you might have figured out to defeat me, you’re history!”

 

“What else? I also caught Ex, 4EverGreen and Steel Sponge talking about some white void world they got transported to when they thought they got killed one time,” said Shinya.

 

“You see, to kill one’s self isn’t a splendor idea of mind. Knowing how I have suffered from a game show like this one, it’s my idea to create a world based on such a game show, but only if you could figure out how to escape before your existence is trapped inside there for eternity.”

 

“And so you’re now going to trap us there? Do your worst…” said Clappy.

 

“But hold on a minute, what if I could figure it out?” Jelly asked.

 

“Well…if you do, then I’m afraid it’s still too late,” Malelimin responded.

 

“From all of the people around you that you’ve come to know, have you ever made a friend?” Jelly asked.

 

After hearing from Jelly’s words, Malelimin felt like cringing and then says, “That’s absolutely one thing I’m not sure of and that I never want to hear about.”

 

“So you never had someone to look up to, to trust, and to be happy with…as a friend?”

 

“Stop saying that word…” he said, starting to breakdown.

 

“So is that your weak spot, the friendship that you lack and extremely hate itself? We could be your friend if you’re willing to be…”

 

“Don’t get all sappy with me! Malelimin shouted out. “What matters now is that I’ll admit that you have figured it out. You still don’t have everything to know about me regardless. When the time comes, I’ll make a return with all of you guys one day…” He finished and leaves the temple.

 

“That was easy for all of a sudden…” said Clappy.

 

“What can I say, true believers? I knew he would be related to the alien race,” 4EverGreen added.

 

“And he’s left his little journal here, so we’ll be able to get more info from him,” said Wumbo. “What he said though, it makes me wonder who in question had to do with hiring the H.U.T…”

 

“Forget about that journal. But I’ll go ahead and say that I have nothing to do with hiring the original H.U.T., but they have to do with hiring me.” Shinya said to Wumbo.

 

“What?”

 

“Never mind that either! Two of us are now going to be able to make it to the Final 2!” Shinya said and runs over to one of the keyholes alongside Jelly and Wumbo.

 

With Jelly’s assistance from Clappy, she gets further ahead of Wumbo and Shinya. Unfortunately from 4EverGreen’s assistance for Wumbo to make it through quicker, his short plot ends up having Wumbo slow down and he then inserts his key last.

 

“Did I win?” Wumbo questioned, but now notices the temple guard in front of him, forcing his only pendant to give out, escorting him out of the temple.

 

“I’m afraid not,” said Jelly. “Sorry Wumbo.”

 

“Oh well, but being in the Final 3 was not bad at all. See you two after whoever wins,” Wumbo finished.

 

Unlocking the doorway, the final challenge the two were met with took place at a volcano, with the chest containing one million doubloons jammed in. Of course, Prince Darkstar, or ACS, was waiting.

 

“Welcome to your Temple Duel, make yourselves useful before it all begins…” said Darkstar.

 

“This is it Jelly, looks like we’re in the finale together,” said Shinya.

 

“So tell me Shinya,” Jelly replied, “What is it about the H.U.T. hiring you in which you speak of?”

 

“I might as well explain this secret that I’ve been keeping,” Shinya replied. “I owe the original members of the H.U.T. a lot. I bet them that I could at least make it to the Final 2 or become the winner. In return, I have to make them fulfill their lifelong dreams. That’s how I’m going to use half of the prize money. Afterwards, I can split it and start up a business of my own built around SBC and SBM and hopefully you can accept my offer of being an assistant manager. It will be just perfect.”

 

“That sounds grand, but I don’t think I’m up for that kind of commitment.”

 

“Don’t worry. As soon as I win, it will all be fine. I won’t be able to owe those original H.U.T. members much after that trouble I never thought I’d cause if you win, but hey, at least I’m in the Final 2. If I didn’t make it as far however, let’s just say they would have to make some strict and major cutbacks with the way I live.”

 

“Alright, let’s wrap this up! You two try to paddle each other off this volcano to determine the true winner of Season 2 and these gold doubloons,” Darkstar announced. “Not only that, but I’m also willing to swipe both of your opportunities and make myself the winner if you both fall off!”

 

“The only problem to deal with now is ACS. We can do this,” Jelly said to Shinya.

 

“Just so you know, we’ll be down here watching you two and wishing good luck,” Wumbo said from below, appearing with 4EverGreen and Clappy.

 

Showing off a much larger paddle, Darkstar then says to the Final 2, “You may have convinced Malelimin to give up trying to end this show, but nothing’s stopping me from those doubloons.”

 

“Good for you, but you better have an escape plan,” said Shinya. “Besides, why couldn’t you just call it off and go home like all the others?”

 

Momentarily, the scene then transitions back to hilaryfan80, the H.U.T. and Person.

 

“For an awesome fight, it seemed to be anti-climatic,” said Person. “Heck with that, I’m going home…as soon as I know however I’m supposed to get there.”

 

With their unordinary powers, the H.U.T. transport Person out of Panama.

 

“I might as well fly back, being a Soul Reaper and all,” said hilaryfan80 and zooms across Panama to make it back to Machu Picchu for the while.

 

“I don’t know how Shinya’s doing, but it looks like we’ve come cross end of our chapter as the Hidden Underwater Triad…along with you Budapest,” said Blaine, but he was nowhere to be seen. “Where is the little kid anyways?”

 

From the ocean, the Triad then notices Budapest riding on Vladimir.

 

“Look at me! I’m hitching a ride on a giant killer piranha! Come with me!” Budapest said.

 

“You heard the child, let’s go home.” Bill said.

 

Meanwhile, during the final part of the challenge…

 

“Now then, ready…set…go!” Darkstar announced and the paddle duel began.

 

Darkstar went first and hit both Shinya and Jelly and nearly causing them to fall. Shinya uses his paddle against Darkstar as well as Jelly, but he barely stands out.

 

“Yeah, go ahead and hit me first, but I’m not in any danger!” Darkstar said and continues to try and make the Final 2 fall off.

 

Shinya gives him the finishing touch, making Darkstar fall from the volcano platform. Resuming their duel, Shinya and Jelly use their paddles to try and push one of each other off. With enough force, Jelly manages to let Shinya lose his balance and slide off, making her the winner of Season 2.

 

"Don't worry Shinya, after this, I'll insure that you won't have to pay for the H.U.T.'s debts," said Jelly.

 

“Congratulations Jelly, it looks like youve won yourself one million doubloons!” Jjs announced. “And now I’d like to see if ACS has some last words before leaving our sight.”

 

“It could’ve been mine…I swore it…” Darkstar mumbled.

 

"And you know what that means, do you?" Jjs said to Jelly.

 

"What's that, Jjs?" Jelly asked.

 

"According to the prophecy from the temple king, the winner of this season indicates the true heir as a temple king...or temple queen, and it looks like you're the one." Jjs announced. "It's weird, but it should also be nothing special."

 

“The temple will end up collapsing, but it’s now or never,” Jelly said to herself and grabs the case, causing the volcano to erupt.

 

All of a sudden, the power from her pendant comes back and reverses the eruption at the time the temple was beginning to crumble. Jelly groaned and felt relief with what just happened.

 

“Are we all okay?” Jelly asked. “If so, then that's a good sign. It must have been the power of five, but how..."

 

"We were there for you and Shinya to root for, remember?" Wumbo said. "That could be the rest of the five."

 

"Great, now let's get out and celebrate!" Jelly said.

 

“That’s the spirit,” said Jjs. “I may have not attained most of my hosting duties during the finale, but what matters now is that Season 2 is over and Jelly is our lucky winner. That’s all the time we have here for UWS SBC: The Forgotten Temples,” he finished. “See you next season!”

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Jelly is the winner of UWS Season 2

Runner-up second place: Shinya

Runner-up third place: Wumbology

 

To explain the results, I recieved two votes for Wumbo, zero for Shinya, and four for Jelly. And on top of that, I'll write up Shinya and Wumbo's endings and will be up as soon as they become available in my Glove Universe store.

 

Furthermore, this would be how each ending would turn out...

 

-If Jelly's votes were dominant: She and Shinya are in the Final 2 with Wumbo automatically out of the temple.

-If Shinya's votes were dominant: He and Wumbo are in the Final 2 with Jelly automatically out of the temple.

-If Wumbo's votes were dominant: He and Jelly are in the Final 2 with Shinya automatically out of the temple.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

54. SPECIAL: Q&A Killed the Reality Star

 

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Metal Snake: Yes? This is Metal Snake.

???: Do you recognize this fellow with a lemon avatar?

 

Metal Snake: How should I not know? That’s Jjs.

 

???: Here’s the situation, Snake. We have received reports about a certain game show host being targeted by some group of agents.

 

Metal Snake: Agents you say? Also, who are you again, Colonel?

 

???: I’m not the Colonel, I am the President. We use the same frequency, but don’t worry about the Colonel right now. From what I’ve heard, Jjs has been around on SBC for a long time now and is currently an admin for the site. He hosted a game show called Underwater Survivor SBC and he was last seen in some assembly room, and the only one at the scene.

 

Metal Snake: Then how do you know he was there if nobody else was?

 

???: That is not important, so never mind that. Find Jjs whether or not he was captured. Wherever you are, there are watch dogs among you, right? This is President Squidward speaking…

 

Metal Snake: I can sense them very clearly…

 

President Squidward: Alright, Snake. Just remember not to let anybody see you. According to our tracker, Jjs is somewhere around here and was here as soon as he left.

 

Metal Snake: I understand everything now. Talk with me later. Or I can use my Codec to reach your frequency if I have to.

 

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After ending his conversation with President Squidward with his Codec, Metal Snake was spotted by Classic before Metal Snake covers up himself by blinding him with a pouch of dust.

 

“Jjs, are you sure this place is…the right one?” CNF asked as he picked up a call for Jjs, “Also, I think I saw Metal Snake…”

 

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About a week before, Jjs was having a discussion with CNF in a boardroom.

 

“Are we supposed to be on SBC, but not in this formal type of way?” CNF questioned. “Why am I the only one here though?”

 

Jjs keeps his straight assuring look before starting off to tell him, “That’s because you’re the only one still associated with that game show we’ve done for a couple seasons.”

 

“I wish I remembered what we’re talking about…” CNF replied.

 

“How could you have not known?” Jjs replied. “I guess that’s because it’s been a while now. Anyways, I’ve realized there’s one thing we haven’t done in a while. It’s been long since we’ve done Underwater Survivor: SBC Style.”

 

“Is the next season going to involve into more unrealistic shenanigans?”

 

“Now that interest in doing another season is now official, I’m thinking of doing something that doesn’t actually involve any crazy stuff….and do a special reunion for the cast.”

 

“But the problem is that the other forum-goers don’t seem to care and some of the contestants we used to have are just plain gone,” CNF pointed out.

 

Jjs now drops the discussion with himself and CNF into silence and steps out of his chair to ponder.

 

“If only the previous season didn’t take a long time…” Jjs says to himself. “I won’t allow that problem though, we’re going to hold a reunion with the portion of the contestants that we still have –

 

As for the new season, we ought to have another batch of newcomers.”

 

“Sounds good to me,” said CNF.

 

“We will start this event next week out in the public, so be prepared!”

 

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During the week after-the-previous-one-and-also-a-day-before-Jjs’-alleged-disappearance, the SBC users were currently on the usual forums, discussing about certain things.

 

“So, what’s new?” OMJ asked on a thread, which was created by a member known as Aya.

 

“Nothing from the WWE department right now,” Aya answered. “I’m having a good day regardless.”

 

“Hello again, Aya?” Cha asked.

 

“By the way, it looks like I’ve gotten a PM from Jjs?” OMJ asked.

 

“Hey again CowBob,” Aya responded and then answers OMJ’s question, “What is it about?”

 

“I don’t know. It’s something about an Underwater Survivor SBC reunion. Sounds tempting, doesn’t it? ” OMJ asked again.

 

“Is it time already to ruin Aya’s day, don’t start without me? ” Sauce Mama, or Serving up Smiles asked.

 

“Ha, my day is just fine, but also starting to be a little weird,” Aya replies to Smiles, “(Underwater Survivor…whatever the heck that means.)” Aya then eventually responds to OMJ’s next question and says to him, “Doesn’t sound as important, you have time, right?”

 

Meanwhile, on OMJ’s Ask-me-Thread…

 

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI?"Cha asked, giving OMJ the video link.

 

“?” Aya has also asked, with the precise picture she posted.

 

“The pizza is aggressive!” OMJ answered and then answers Aya’s question with, “Wonderland is one hell of a drug.”

 

“I heard you got that PM from Jjs about a UWS reunion, do you know about that by any chance? ” Clappy asked.

 

“You got to love those dancing sushi?” Cha asked.

 

“Well, if you don’t know about this UWS thing Jjs is trying to tell me about as well, then I don’t know either,” OMJ answered and responds to Cha’s question saying, “And good enough to eat…”

 

Now, on Cha’s Ask-me-Thread…

“Good night Cha, sweet wet dreams of Gaston, Frollo, and Lilymu? ” Aya asked.

“Good night to you too, wish us luck for whatever event is supposed to happen, idk?” Steel asked, referring to the PM he also got.

 

“Good night Aya, I’ll see you tomorrow,” Cha answer and then responds to Steel, “You too? I don’t know if Jjs is trying to spam us, but surely, I haven’t gotten the PM myself. That’s just weird…”

 

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On the day of the reunion is expected to start, Jjs and CNF were shown waiting for the doors to open from the expected SBC members to come for another public meeting.

 

“Are you sure the former contestants received the memo?” CNF asked.

 

“Could they not?” Jjs responded. “Why do you think I gave them PM’s detailing this? Anyways, it’s almost 6:00 and one member should be expected to come here right about now….”

 

After about 20 minutes of waiting, not one SBC member has showed up.

 

“Well, this is a letdown,” said Jjs. “But there’s not a problem with just being late…what do those guys think they’re doing anyways?”

 

But then, Steel opens up the doors and walks over to the host and co-host.

 

“I’m late, but that’s mainly because I tried convincing the others about this…” said Steel.

 

“Well, at least we got one…” CNF points out.

 

“This is ludicrous,” said Jjs and gives a moment to let out his incoming stress. “I told our former contestants that were still around, and those still around occasionally, and it looks like I might as well call off this reunion special thing. Heck, not even the cameraman is here!”

 

“There’s something we ought to do than take ideas from Total Drama you know,” said CNF.

 

Jjs’ phone rang. Picking it up, it was a call from Clappy.

 

“Who is this?” Jjs asked. “Please don’t tell me you’re one of those SBC members who are running extremely late!

 

“Late for what?” Clappy asked back. “Where are you? I and a bunch of others are standing around here in New York at Upper West Side, waiting for you!”

 

“That’s not what I meant for our UWS reunion….” Jjs said softly.

 

“Boy, you sure screwed up, right?” Clappy replied. “Well, call me back when you’re there.”

 

“Or you can all just go back home…” Jjs replied.

 

Clappy then hangs up while Jjs stood there in the assembly room in distress.

 

“So, they were trying to meet up with me somehow,” Jjs was saying. “And somehow they thought it would take place in Upper West Side, a place in New York.”

 

“What are we supposed to do know?” CNF asked.

 

“Hell if I know!” Jjs exclaims. “I guess we’re stuck here with no reunion special because of one flaw of the fact that everybody else do not remember about Underwater Survivor SBC at all anymore!”

 

“Relax,” CNF replied, “We can give them this discussion more differently and clearly next time. We can’t let go of Season 3.”

 

“There’s going to be a third season?” Steel questioned.

 

“I thought you have that figured out,” CNF says towards Steel before facing Jjs again. “Now, are we going to try again as soon as we all go back home?”

 

“That depends, what’s the point of this anymore?” Jjs said dispassionately.

 

“Underwater Survivor SBC was a great time in our lives to bring a bunch of the finest members together in a game show along with the Spongebob characters, with crazy things to come. With the current fate of SBC, it seems that the game show is now completely out of discussion while almost everyone is busy with asking the forum members random questions in their threads and talking some other things.”

 

“Are you saying we’re just going to let go of UWS because of some whim like little interest?” CNF asked. “What if we can bring that spirit back?”

 

“Then I say good luck for your attempts of doing so,” Jjs responded.

 

Without realizing, a gun was pointed in front of Jjs and rushed through the wall, revealing a loud crack and a modest bullet-shaped gap on the wall.

 

“It ain’t over till it’s over,” the mysterious gunman said.

 

“Was that supposed to be some kind of protest?” Jjs asked the gunman.

 

“You’re indeed putting an end to a game show out of a whim,” the person continued. “Your other friends could have convinced you any other way, but the way I’ve made my entrance though, it wasn’t like I was trying to pummel somebody with that bullet.”

 

“So, who are you?” Jjs asked.

 

“I am an agent who is not giving away his own name, but you can call me 00,” the agent greeted. “By the way, I also happen to be a member from SBC, but I’m classified right now.”

“Wasn’t that name already taken?” CNF asked.

 

“Then call me 000,” the agent answered. “This is about Jjs, we need him for a special meeting somewhere….that is also classified.”

 

“Not if you’re taking us there,” said Jjs.

 

“The point is, you and are coming with me,” 000 said and kicks CNF and Steel out of the building.

 

000 grabs Jjs and escapes the assembly room through the upside with a grappling hook.

 

“Of course he doesn’t tag me along,” Steel said, referring to 000.

 

“Well, I can see that so-called agent taking off with Jjs from above,” said CNF. “We better follow him, before something bad might happen with him.”

 

Going back inside the assembly room, Jjs’ cellphone was left behind.

 

“We better call for some reinforcements too,” CNF stated and tries to pick up a call with Clappy again.

 

Clappy receives CNF’s call and asks, “What’s up?”

 

Of course, Clappy, Elastic, Jelly, OMJ, Wumbo, Dragiiin, CF, Dylan, CDCB, 4EverGreen, SG10, Shinya, Ex, and SpongeSebastian were still hanging around in Upper West Side, New York.

 

“Clappy, this is CNF telling you to track down Jjs,” said CNF. “He could be in trouble!”

 

“What makes you say that?” Clappy asked.

 

“I saw some mysterious agent taking off with Jjs at the scene with Steel,” CNF replied. “If you believe me, that’s good. In the meantime, tell everybody else you know to come rescue him!”

 

“I’ll talk to you later,” Clappy said, ending his call.

 

“What was that now?” Ex questioned. “I can’t believe Jjs tricked us like this, if it was some kind of mean trick!”

 

“I don’t think flying all the way over here was meant to be a cruel joke,” Clappy responded. “But now Jjs himself is in danger, from what CNF told me. Now I better tell everyone else from SBC to come here since we’re going on a mission now.”

 

After 3 hours, Cha, Smiles, Crushingmayhem, E.V.I.L., teenj12, Kevin_ng2010, Dr. Sex, terminoob, Aya, Trophy, SOF, Halibut, spongeboblover, Mega Man, AcidicDragon, Hayden, supergameman, and Aquatic Nuggets arrived for the search party.

 

“What’s the emergency?” Crushing asked. “It’s about Jjs, right?”

 

“Accordingly to CNF, he’s being captured and now we have to go save him…wherever he is,” said Shinya.

 

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Back to the present times, CNF was revealed to have found the location of where Jjs was being taken to and spots Jjs.

 

“You made it, huh?” Jjs said. “This place does look despicably unpleasant, but that random agent did say I have meeting with him and some others, so I’d best be going and it will be only a while.”

 

“This place is arranged with some kind of soldiers on lookout!” CNF replied. “Just in case, I have sent other SBC members to come find you, though. Yet, I wonder where Steel is…”

 

Steel was then shown inside the air ducts above the room where Jjs was being lead to. He was holding on to some rope.

 

“Alright “000,” let’s see how you can handle the sponge of steel making a surprise entrance himself…” Steel said to himself. “But I better wait on it…”

 

The next scene shows Metal Snake in a box wandering around to lead himself to the meeting room. He bumps into somebody else in another box and examines the person to be JCM.

 

“I suppose you’re not with those gunmen,” Metal Snake said to JCM.

 

“It’s just me, making a surprise cameo here,” said JCM and walks out with his box underneath.

 

While on patrol, Metal Snake almost gets ambushed by one of the watch dogs as he flips one over to ensure the soldier doesn’t completely catch him. In the meantime, CNF gets contacted by the SBC members.

 

“This should be the place alright, “000’s Lair,” as the sign says,” said CNF.

 

“We’re busting in there,” said Shinya. “Expect a lot of shenanigans…”

 

And so the group of SBC members came bursting their way in and pummeling the watch dogs in the way. The scene then goes to the meeting room with Jjs as one of the agents reported the current situation.

 

“The place is being ambushed by intruders!” One of the agents said.

 

“Go, all of you!” 000 commanded. “I wouldn’t mind being the only one talking with UWS host.”

 

The scene then follows back to the group of SBC members….

 

“Okay, so now the coast is clear,” said Elastic. “Which way leads to Jjs, though?”

 

The door to the meeting room from the right opens up and reveals a brigade of agents coming for the “intruders.”

 

“Catch those trespassers!” One of the agents cried out.

 

“This is looking like the worst mission ever,” Dr. Sex added.

 

The scene then focuses on Steel near the meeting room.

 

“Okay, so now the coast is clear,” said Steel.

 

Panning over to Jjs and 000’s conservation, as part of the “meeting”, 000 says, “So tell me, Jjs, where’s the money?”

 

“What?” Jjs questioned, looking baffled.

 

“You give me the money, I ain’t playin’!” 000 retorted.

 

“Whoa, just take it easy, man!” Jjs replied.

 

As Steel was letting the rope down the vents after taking off the deflector, 000 grabs the rope Steel was trying to use and wrangles up Jjs. 000 was now looking at the UWS host sternly and continues his discussion.

 

“You don’t have it, don’t you?” 000 asked. “You were holding on to a case of doubloons by the time you were going to do Season 3!”

 

“I knew you were trying to capture him and use him as a pawn!” Steel said, jumping down from the vent.

 

 Steel then attempts to thwart 000, only to be kicked and flying to the corner.

 

“The deal here is that I want to know where that prize money is…perhaps you’re hiding it,” said 000 with Jjs giving no answer. “You’re not giving anything away, huh?”

 

“If he doesn’t have the money you’re talking about, you can’t pressure him for it,” said Steel.

 

“Shut up, you!” 000 retorts to Steel. “Fat chance though, because this metal detecting device should indicate where Jjs has the money and also indicate that he’s brought it with him.”

 

Using his spy device around the room, and even searching through Steel, 000 gets a response from Jjs and takes the case out of Jjs’ right shoe.

 

“This doesn’t seem to be as logical, but whatever, this is case full of money is mine now!” 000 said.

 

“So that’s it, then?” Steel questioned.

 

 “Well, we can’t let him get away with that,” Jjs said and tries to untie himself.

 

Suddenly, all the other SBC members who arrived came inside the meeting room with CNF as they were still being pursued by the agents. Some other SBC members were still trying to fend off the agents. Namely Jelly, Ex, 4EverGreen, SpongeSebastian, supergameman, Hayden, spongeboblover, Dr. Sex, Aya, Mega Man, AcidicDragon, and Halibut were outside the meeting room.

 

“What a ruckus that was,” said CNF. “But hey, I told you about what was going to happen if you didn’t pay close attention.”

 

The sound of a helicopter was booming before the ceiling breaks for 000’s escape.

 

“What kind of SBC member are you, 000?” CNF asked.

 

“That’s still classified,” said 000. “If Jjs was going to throw off the next season, I might as well confiscate the prize money he was going to hold on to.”

 

“That’s just stealing!” Smiles cried out.

 

“I’m with the government,” 000 pointed out. “These doubloons ought to be given to the government, so I wouldn’t consider that a thief tactic. Now come aboard my fellow agents, our work here is done!”

 

000 then proceeds by taking off on the helicopter with the other agents, flying away with the briefcase filled with doubloons.

 

“He’s gone and he’s got the doubloons….what a waste of time,” said Wumbo.

 

“And this has been a strange setup for a reunion,” said Jjs. “I was thinking about calling off Season 3 of UWS, but that was because of a whim….so Season 3 will still be done.” He announced. “We’ll be doing this by bringing back what was ours: not one, but two million doubloons!”

 

“Is that all?” SOF questioned.

 

“And oh yeah, you’re all going to be in the next season,” Jjs continued.

 

“And by all of us, you mean…?” Kevin_ng2010 was saying before the other 12 SBC members came inside the destroyed “meeting room.”

 

“And those other members can sit this out,” Jjs announced, referring to the 12 others.

 

“Again!?” SpongeSebastian said, riled with not being able to compete.

 

“Chances are that you could do an aftermath show with…JCM!” Jjs responded as he glimpsed JCM, making another cameo.

 

“Whatever you say,” said Dr. Sex.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Cha: It was about time I get to be in a season of UWS, I wonder if there’s going to be some Kappa Mikey or Frollo themed challenges….
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Clappy: So I’m up for another season? Not bad, hopefully I have a better chance at winning those doubloons….again.
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CF: So I’m still relevant for this? I wouldn’t be surprised if my presence is going to get out of the game early.
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Shinya: Looks like me and Wumbo are back on the game again. With Jelly gone from that point on, I need to think of doing a new strategy….
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OMJ: Eh, this game would be more interesting if Aya was recruited, but bring it on!
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Kevin_ng: Woo-hoo! I’ve wanted to be in the next season for a while now! I don’t know what it’s going to be like, but I sure am ready for a blast!
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Smiles: I’m really happy for being in the next season, especially with being in the game with Cha and OMJ to boot. I am Sauce Mama and I am ready for those 2 million doubloons!
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Nuggets: So I’m a new contestant now? If I’m going to be a part of this, Jjs should have some Kanye West up in this show!
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Elastic: Looks like I’m up for a new season, but disappointed at the same time with Dr. Sex not being able to participate. Hopefully, my time on the next season won’t be wasted like in the first season. Those are some old times…
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terminoob: So I’m going to become a contestant? That’s fine, but you all better be prepared for what I can do.

 

*End*

 

Jjs and the 21 contestants were now shown in front of the dockyard where the first season was first introduced.

 

“For Season 3, I figure that we go back to our original roots, but with some twists.” said Jjs and puts on some shades. “Stay posted as we start up our next season of Underwater Survivor SBC: 003 Waterfall!” He finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

The new official roster for Season 3:

 

Shinya

Wumbology

Elastic Dog

Clappy

Steel Sponge

CartoonCF

Dragiiin123

Dylan

CDCB

Old Man Jenkins

SG10

Aquatic Nuggets

Sauce Mama/Serving up Smiles

Unlimitedcha

terminoob

E.V.I.L.

SpongeOddFan

teenj12

kevin_ng2010

Trophy

crushingmayhem

 

And there will be a few more to come, but that will be announced eventually.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

55. Episode No

 

 

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Memory

 

President Squidward: Any reports on that mission, Snake?

 

Metal Snake: The guy with that briefcase got away. I didn’t put enough effort into this setup. Jjs is alright in the bright side of things.

 

President Squidward: Well, when the alleged game show host is under fire again, our organization could use a spy like you when the time comes.

 

Metal Snake: What game show in which Jjs hosts are you speaking of? …Oh yeah, I remember now, since I was in the Aftermath shows in the “Peanut Gallery.” Is he doing another season?

 

President Squidward: That’s not vital now. That organization involved with the capture fled somewhere underwater. Let’s not worry about that right now while you get yourself some break time.

 

Metal Snake: Got it, so I better put this conversation aside now. Tell the Colonel I said “hello.”

 

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During the game show, Jjs and CNF appeared in the trademark submarine.

 

“Welcome to a new season of Underwater Survivor!” Jjs announced. “We have a supply of new and old contestants who will be competing for this underwater, spy themed game.”

 

“Let’s give them a warm introduction,” CNF announced. “There goes OMJ.”

 

OMJ steps off the dock and enters the submarine, saying “What’s up, braddahs? It’s good to be back…unless I get “killed” again.”

 

“Our safety guidelines, instructions, and regulations assure you that nothing dangerous will happen in this season,” Jjs said to OMJ.

 

“What safety guidelines?” CNF questioned, “I don’t think we have those…”

 

“Who says anybody could die in UWS?” Jjs responded and spots Trophy coming inside the submarine. “Now we have one of our newest contestants, Trophy,” he introduced.

 

“I’ll let that name slide while I refer to myself as “Tommy Whayte,” thank you very much,” said Trophy. “So, what’s the theme here again?”

 

“Once I have everybody assembled here, I’ll get to that,” said Jjs. “Anyways, welcome back Shinya.”

 

Shinya steps inside the submarine alongside E.V.I.L. and Elastic Dog. He says to the host, “Chotto soko. As a quick offer, how about a challenge based on Cards Against Humanity?” He suggested. “If not, then this season is surely going to take a while to get used to!”

 

“I hope I meet Squilliam at some point during the game,” said E.V.I.L.

 

“I can’t wait to see myself in the Winner’s Lounge again,” said Elastic. “Thankfully there’s no chance I’ll be rigged into going home this time.”

 

The next contestants to appear in the submarine were CartoonCF, SOF, and SG10.

 

“I don’t know about that idea,” Jjs replied to Shinya, “but you should do it in your own Underwater Survivor show.”

 

“To be honest, I didn’t want to be a contestant,” said SOF.

 

“I’m with SOF here. Surely there are some other female members to have as contestants, right?” CF asked Jjs.

 

“Don’t sweat it,” Shinya responded towards SOF, “I had an idea for a challenge Jjs already vetoed.”

 

“Hopefully we have enough for the road,” Jjs answered to CF. He then sees Sauce Mama and Unlimitedcha entering the submarine, greeting to them, “Welcome to Underwater Survivor! I hope for you couple of fan favorites to have a pleasurable time.”

 

“It feels great to finally be in this show!” Sauce spoke.

 

“When do we get to meet Spongebob and his friends?” Cha asked, “I better go watch some TV and tune in to some Kappa Mikey.”

 

“We have a double threat on our hands,” Elastic said to Trophy, referring to Sauce and Cha.

 

“If you’re implying that we’ll make a good alliance together, then I’m flattered,” Trophy responded.

 

Elastic Dog rolls his eyes and replies to him, “Nice try! I’m working alone.”

 

The next set of contestants to hop on board inside the submarine was teenj12, crushingmayhem, and Dylan.

 

“Next up, it’s the Teen Titans and Avatar loving teenj, the anime loving crushingmayhem, and one of Lady Gaga’s finest Monsters, Dylan,” Jjs introduced.

 

“It’s an honor to meet you all,” Crushing greeted.

 

“It sure was about time,” said teenj.

 

“So how it’s going Dylan?” SOF asked.

 

“Nothing much really,” Dylan responded monotonously, “It’s nice to meet you while Nuggets should be on Skype…”

 

Through tempting fate, Nuggets was next to board the submarine with the contestants.

 

“Contestants and fellow viewers, we introduce to you the swagtastic, Kanye West loving admin of SBC, Aquatic Nuggets!” Jjs introduced.

 

“Hey Nuggets, I’m glad to see you,” said Dylan, “How about we get on Skype in a little bit?”

 

“Jesus man,” Nuggets responded, “Wait until I finish listening to these cool-ass jams from Kanye West. Of course I’ll get into Skype with you though, but I’m not completely certain Jjs gives us computer access.”

 

The next contestants to show up were Steel, kevin_ng2010, and Dragiiin.

 

“I hate being here,” Dragiiin stated.

 

“We’re not sorry,” said Jjs. “Maybe you’ll win those doubloons this season.”

 

“Don’t encourage me,” Dragiiin replied and walks through Steel, telling him, “It would be funny if you get “suspended” again like two seasons ago…”

 

“Your welcome,” Steel deadpanned.

 

The next contestants who stepped onto the submarine were Clappy and CDCB.

 

“Another season is just another chance,” said Clappy and moves over to have a brief chat with CF. “With Jelly not qualifying, it looks like we’re competing for the doubloons again. Whichever one of us makes the Final 2.”

 

“That sounds great,” CF replied, “and I’ll just say I’ll root for you if you make it as far.”

 

“Oh yeah, I’m back!” CDCB cheers. “This is going to be more interesting, going back to the first season roots.”

 

“Correct, even if we’re going into a different direction of some sort,” said CNF. “Now we just have to wait for terminoob and Wumbo.”

 

As predicted, terminoob and Wumbo arrived inside the submarine, being the last two contestants to be assembled.

 

“Hello, I’m Wumbo and I review popular music,” Wumbo greeted. “It feels like a breath of fresh air to back in the good old days of UWS.”

 

“No problem, sport,” terminoob replied, “but I don’t think this season means that you guys are going to-“

 

“Concept with the James Bond theme correctly, you might say?” Jjs interrupts. “Speaking of which, this season will bring back underwater based and social networking challenges, while adding some twists and with the main theme being spy related.”

 

“Yeah, I was predicting something like that since that wild goose chase with the whole “agent stealing two million doubloons” dilemma,” terminoob replied.

 

Next to terminoob, a cardboard box can be seen and pushed terminoob’s feet a bit.

 

“Wumbo, I think you’re pressing against my legs,” said terminoob.

 

“Pardon?” A puzzled Wumbo asked.

 

“To get to the point to what this season is going to be all about,” Jjs announces, “it has a spy theme to it, like I said. You will all be separated into teams of 4 this time, and two teams each will play the game differently, perhaps until the merge. Two teams will visit some new places associated with Bikini Bottom and the two other teams will perform espionage in hideouts guarded by an army of agents from an unknown organization and it should be important to obtain information from any hideout half of the contestants will infiltrate.”

 

“There are 21 of us,” Steel pointed out, “Would that split us into 7 each with teams of 3?”

 

“That’s not what I have planned,” Jjs continued. “We’re still going with the 4 team route regardless. The social networking challenges will be the same and there’s a bunch of new websites ahead. One team will still win immunity while one other team will still face elimination. As for how the underwater challenges will handle that, there will be a tie-breaker between two of the lowest performing teams from the regular underwater and espionage challenges.”

 

“I’m feeling a bit famished,” said Elastic, “do you have any kabobs or something?”

 

“That’s where I go on to my subject with the symbols of immunity during the ceremonies…”

 

 Taking a look inside the sub’s refrigerator, what only lays in there was one doughnut.

 

“Oh screw me!” Elastic groaned.

 

“We’re not using kabobs for this season,” Jjs was explaining, “but who knows when we’ll be using food again during some challenges? Your symbols of immunity will look something like this,” he said and tosses out something that looks like a black cube.

 

Wumbo grabs it and tries to bite out of it, only to slightly damage his teeth and jaws.

 

“What, are you made out of metal?” Jjs continued, “Of course you can’t eat it. The only person who does not receive a spy gadget during the elimination ceremony will be ousted from the game. If the team has clarified whoever doesn't get to stay in the time, you're taking a ride home in this spy car, whatever you can call it.”

 

Jjs shows off the submarine out of the window, being outside of the submarine.

 

“Would it make sense to call it the Delorean?” Trophy asked.

 

“You guys can relax for a while until I give you guys the main challenge. There, it will be a social networking type of challenge that you group you guys up into the four teams.”

 

“Hopefully the weight of 23 of us all being in this submarine won’t bring it down-“ said Kevin.

 

A crash was heard whereas Jjs and CNF took an examination of what just happened. As it turned out, their submarine was sunk at the bottom and beached into the sand.

 

“Not a problem, we did upgrade this submarine,” said Jjs, “as well as the confessional.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Shinya was first to use it as the confessional room appeared to be a black, surveillance washroom and survival capsule hybrid.

 

Shinya: This confessional already sucks. So to review, Jelly is not competing, I don’t have to worry about everyone else, and I might come into good terms with Elastic, even though he’s positive that’s he’s not going to form an alliance with me. It’s also time for a pro like me to show the non-veteran players how to a player like me…
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SG10: I feel glad to be able to play a larger role again and not have to do my job as a prize announcer. I wasn’t so thrilled doing that.
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Crushing: Alright, first day and first time here, how hard can it be?

 

*End*

 

While the contestants were lounging around in the submarine, Jjs and CNF were working on lifting the submarine back up.

 

“What do you know? We’re back underwater,” Jjs says to CNF. “It’s been reported that the doubloon thief is escaping to the underwater world for some reason.”

 

“He’s a smart one, alright,” CNF replied. “There are so many more places in association with Bikini Bottom that we can’t completely confirm where he’s gone off while he’s got an army all around.”

 

“That’s not the only problem we’re facing here,” Jjs replied.

 

Elastic and CDCB are then shown butting in on-screen, brawling over a doughnut.

 

“No kabobs, huh, where’s the food other than this doughnut CDCB is trying to steal from me!?” Elastic questioned fiercely.

 

“Have you thought about splitting it?” CDCB asked.

 

“Do you know how to share it with the other 21 of us, then?” Elastic talks back.

 

“It’s fascinating to see the SBC members acting like this already,” Jjs said sarcastically. “Now we should start giving out the main challenge to our contestants…”

 

The cardboard box slid its way through the meeting room where Jjs and CNF were about to reveal the first challenge. The scene goes to Jjs and CNF with the 21 contestants gathered up alongside the odd box.

 

“The first thing to do in this game is a social networking challenge,” Jjs announced. “Furthermore, the first website we’ll be doing is Tumblr.”

 

“Daring today, aren’t we?” terminoob asked sarcastically.

 

“Some of the agents from the unknown organization have stumbled into the worldwide web and we have pinpointed them into Tumblr,” said Jjs. “You guys are going to jump right into the cyberspace like with happened during the finale of the first season. Your jobs are to receive information from the agents wandering around over there and I’ll see you guys by the end. Just press that black key on those laptops over here.”

 

Jjs and CNF press the black keys on their laptops and instantly disappear into the cyberspace.

 

“Step aside,” said CDCB and takes a deep breath, staring at one of the laptops. “Blue skidoo, we can too!”

 

Trying to jump inside, CDCB trips over the laptop and flips it up.

 

“Fine, I might as well do this the casual way,” said CDCB and presses the black key like all the other contestants have.

 

Like so, the 21 contestant now appeared inside the cyberspace and inside of Tumblr.

 

“I don’t know how the teams are going to sort us out,” said Sauce, “but let’s split up.”

 

“In this case, I’m going with Elastic and….” Shinya pulls out Kevin while trying to think of an additional partner, “I might as well have Kevin tag along too.”

 

“Works for me,” said Elastic.

 

“Obviously, I pick Cha to go with,” said Sauce. “We’ll have fun once we’re teammates!”

 

“I’m going to call dibs on Old Man Jenkins and Nuggets,” said Dylan, walking over to the two. “You want to join us, terminoob?”

 

“At least you’re not going to force me into your party, but you know, who should I really be partnered up with?” terminoob responded. “Oh well, it’s better than being alone,” he continues, going to Dylan’s side.

 

“I’ll go with SOF….and Trophy,” Steel declared. “Is that alright for the two of you?”

 

“Being a contestant is going to be a while to get used to,” said SOF.

 

“I’m thinking I’ll go with Kevin, Shinya, and Elastic,” said E.V.I.L. and walks over to their side. “So, how’s it going, Kevin?”

 

“Just keep your llama comments to a minimum,” Kevin replied.

 

“Do you want to group up with me, science girl?” CF called out over to SG10, as she then joins her side.

 

“I’ll do it. You could use someone to exceed through this formulaic cyberspace,” said SG10.

 

“Let’s go Clappy,” Wumbo says to the master of clap. “We’ll make a good enough team, whatever we run into all around Tumblr.”

 

“Hey guys, wait for me!” CDCB said running over to Clappy and Wumbo’s side.

 

“And we better accept him to our group,” Clappy added.

 

Dragiiin walks up to Crushing and teenj and then tells them, “Hey, it looks like we’re partners for now.” Looking at the cardboard box next to them, he then says, “What’s this box doing here?”

 

Lifting up and coming out of the box was revealed to be Metal Snake, making a surprising entrance.

 

“It’s showtime!” Metal Snake uttered.

 

“Were you really sneaking yourself into that submarine the whole time?” Dragiiin asked.

 

“If you’re all here on some kind of mission, then it’s vital that you ensure that nobody sees you,” said Metal Snake, “I’ve wanted to participate in this game, so here I am.”

 

“That’s fine, you better come with us,” said teenj.

 

The scene starts out with Shinya’s group spying on the agents nearby the Doctor Who Tumblr group.

 

“Those GIF’s sure look flashy,” Kevin compliments, looking at the dashboard.

 

“Quiet down, we need information from these so-called classified men,” said Shinya.

 

“You heard what the boss said,” one of the agents conversed.

 

“I was too busy not paying attention about this whole “master plan,” so I honestly haven’t heard what he said,” one of the agents spoke.

 

“I actually did listen and he’s using those two million doubloons to ship over to a secret underwater government agency, am I being correct?” One of the agents said as Shinya started writing things down.

 

“So, where’s the action? Where’s anything other than this?” E.V.I.L. asked.

 

“Yeah, let’s blow something up!” Kevin cried out and punches through one of the dashboards, forming a dynamic crack on the cyberspace.

 

The scene then shows CF, SG10, Cha, and Sauce in their respective positions on the Disney Confessions Tumblr group.

 

“I should say how Frollo is one fine piece of ass,” said Cha.

 

“That sounds crazy,” Sauce said, “but Jjs said we have to obtain information from these agents without interfering…”

 

“You remember the plan the boss has been talking about?” One of the agents asked his cooperatives.

 

“Yeah, but for the record, let’s consider this as the “Eggs, Milk, Flour, Cheese, Pudding,” plan,” one of the agents said. “It’s meant to be a recipe for disaster.”

 

As the conversation continued, CF and Sauce started writing stuff down.

 

“I don’t think this has to do with the thieving of the 2 million doubloons,” said SG10.

 

“We have to write up something,” said CF, “and besides, they said it’s a plan of some sort…”

 

The next scene shows Steel’s group at a Phineas and Ferb Tumblr group.

 

“Steel, I know what we’re going to do today!” SOF cried out.

 

“Why couldn’t we find any of the agents in one of those Wander Over Yonder Tumblr groups?” Trophy asked.

 

“The boss has given us the plan, so now what are you guys supposed to do when some suspicious faces pop out?” One of the agents questioned his other cooperatives.

 

“He said we have to rid of the SBC members from getting close to the million dollars,” one of the agents answered.

 

“The boss also said we need to hide it in many ways possible until we could ship it somewhere,” one of the agents said while Steel starting writing things down.

 

“Looks like we have this under control…” said Steel.

 

“Do you guys hear something?” One of the agents asked until some started noticing Steel, Trophy, and SOF.

 

“Let’s bounce!” Steel ordered.

 

With that, Steel’s group started running away from the agents. The next scene shows Dylan’s group in a Lady Gaga Tumblr group.

 

“Could you at least take us somewhere else on Tumblr that has a lot more “Yeezy” in it?” Nuggets asked Dylan.

 

“We have to stay here now and also make sure we’re unnoticed,” Dylan responded. “Whoever these agents are from, or what organization they work for, let’s get sneaky. After that, we’ll have a nice chat on Skype and listen to some Kanye West.”

 

“Alright men, you heard the boss,” one of the agents conversed.

 

“I’m actually a woman,” a female agent corrected.

 

“Now remember what the boss has told us…” one of the agents continued.

 

The next scene shows Clappy and Dragiiin’s groups in an Ask Old Snake Tumblr group.

 

“I’ll contact you later, I’m in the middle of an unassigned mission,” Metal Snake said to President Squidward through his Codec.

 

“Now who is he talking to?” teenj asked.

 

“Keep it down over there, we’re trying to spy on these fellows,” Wumbo said to Dragiiin’s group.

 

“Our leader has made an announcement,” one of the agents conversed. “First off, whoever spots an individual from “Spongebob Community,” we must capture them.”

 

“Alright, what’s the next thing we need to be alert for?” One of the agents asked.

 

“Those members are making a move on us at any time now,” one of the agents said, “So we better protect the boss after we’re done here. On subject of those two million doubloons, we thought of a perfect place where that game show host can’t get his hands on…”

 

The agent then whispered to the others, causing for Wumbo and Clappy to make interference.

 

“Cough it up!” Clappy exclaimed.

 

“Intruders, get them!” One of the agents commanded.

 

“Not until you share us your information,” said Wumbo. “I’ll have you know that we are indeed with the government and that we’ll trap you someplace in the dark corners of Tumblr if you don’t divulge!”

 

“The boss is not going to like the sound of this, but fine….” One of the agents said. “We’re planning on securing the money in an island. There, now let’s cease them!”

 

Just then, a static, black void was beginning to form around the cyberspace.

 

“Let’s deal with them later…” one of the agents said and they all used a device on their wrists to disappear instantly and escape.

 

“You guys don’t know how much you messed up back there,” said Metal Snake.

 

“We at least got our piece of evidence!” Clappy said as his and Dragiiin’s group began running away.

 

While running away, Clappy’s piece of evidence blows away without his notice. The next then goes to Jjs and CNF waiting for all the contestants to meet up with him at the finish with their results. Steel’s group came first, then Clappy and Dragiiin’s respective groups, then CF and SG10, Cha and Sauce, Shinya’s group, and lastly Dylan’s group.

 

“Oh come on, we can’t finish last!” Dylan said.

 

The SBC members then pass out the pieces of evidence gathered through the agents’ conversations.

 

“I’m not too delighted with this idea of eavesdropping, but hey…it’s part of the challenge,” said Steel.

 

“Dude, how you could have let go our written evidence like that!?” Wumbo asked Clappy.

 

“I guess I just dropped it, ugh…” Clappy replied.

 

“Let’s see, two million doubloon shipments….a grocery list for some reason, putting the millions into any hideout possible…” Jjs was examining and stops reading the written evidences. “Alright, it’s now time I calculate the team numbers and placements based on all this performance, as I’ll give Team B the lowest score.”

 

“Steel, Trophy, and SOF, you’re on Team A.”

 

“SG10 and CF, you’re on Team B.”

 

“Metal Snake, for some reason is here….but I’ll let him into the game. Anyways, Metal Snake and Dragiiin are on Team C.”

 

“Shinya, Elastic Dog, E.V.I.L., and kevin_ng, you four are all on Team D.”

 

“Now here’s where I mix some things up….Clappy: Team A. CDCB: Team B. Wumbo: Team C. Cha and Sauce…you two go with Team B.

 

“Dylan and terminoob: Team C. Old Man Jenkins…..Team D. teenj: Team A. Crushing: Team C. Lastly, Aquatic Nuggets….you’re on Team A.”

 

“That is preposterous!” Dylan protested towards Jjs.

“And that should all be in order,” Jjs continued. “Team A will be known as Team Maelstrom. Team B will go by the name of Team Valkyrie. Team C will be called Team Legendary, and Team D will be considered as Team Calamity!”

 

“We could use a breather now,” said Kevin.

 

“Let’s not forget to mention that we need to get out of here because that void is going to swallow us or something,” Shinya pointed out.

 

“Then let’s go!” Jjs said. “The next challenge will be more interesting, so catch us next time on Underwater Survivor: 003 Waterfall!” He finished and uses his device to transport everyone out of the cyberspace.

--

 

Meanwhile in the outside world, the Tumblr users would groan due to the website being “down in maintenance.”

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Metal Snake joins the roster

 

Teams:

 

Team Maelstrom: Clappy, Steel Sponge, SOF, Trophy, teenj12, Aquatic Nuggets

Team Valkyrie: SG10, CF, Unlimitedcha, Sauce Mama, CDCB

Team Legendary: Dylan, terminoob, Dragiiin, Metal Snake, Wumbology, crushingmayhem 

Team Calamity: Old Man Jenkins, Shinya, kevin_ng, E.V.I.L., Elastic Dog 

[101 Dalmatian Street]

I need to get around to making these episodes shorter, but hey, it's a new episode at last.

 

56. From Reefsia With Love

 

“So, are you all happy with the team member choices?” Jjs asked the contestants. “It’ll take chance or a surprise for one of them to move to a different team now.”

 

“Can I at least bribe you with some of my doubloons just to have Nuggets on my team?” Dylan requested.

 

“No – Today is our first elimination based challenge and this time, you’re all going underwater,” Jjs announced. “It’s like as planned. Two teams are going to The Reef while the other two are going to the hideout hidden around it.”

 

“They don’t call it a hideout for nothing,” Steel joked. “Where’s my rimshot?”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

SOF: For as long as the team that I’m in avoids elimination, I can’t accept myself as a contestant. It’s not what I was going for. I wonder if Jjs is considering a third host…

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CDCB: It’s not all too bad that I’m the ladies’ wingman. I just can’t believe I’m the only guy on that team. I bet everyone else must be jealous…

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Terminoob: This is probably the worst execution of a team that I have to work with. Dylan’s already homesick about Nuggets not being on his team and I don’t know if that’s going to ruin the challenges for us. Dragiiin is nothing important with his notorious spamming, and the fact that we have Metal Snake could mean that we’re stuck with the infiltration part of the challenge.

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Shinya: Jelly’s not participating, so I probably won’t have to worry about Orange Mango Juice overshadowing our challenges, but what can I say? We received one of the biggest threats for our team, so he’s all good for me now.

 

*End*

 

Jjs drove the submarine around to where The Reef Theater was located and parked adjacently towards it.

 

“So, is there any other cool spy stuff that we’ll be doing?” Trophy asked the host.

 

“You and your team are not going to the hideout,” Jjs answered. “I’m assigning that portion of the challenge to Team Calamity and Team Legendary. Your challenge there is to knock out an enemy soldier that carries a specific document and bring one to me. Next, the two teams must also confront the boss’ room, whoever is heading it and use stealth to snag whatever you can find that is related to the still-mysterious agent’s plan and/or identity.”

 

“I’ll stay focused to the mission, I’ll call you sometime later,” said Metal Snake as almost everyone else looked at him awkwardly. “Note to self: get Jjs’ frequency on Codec…” he remarks to himself.

 

“So, what are we supposed to be doing at The Reef?” Steel asked.

 

“You guys….,” Jjs said while making dramatic pauses, “are going to…..do one of the most unthinkable types of challenges….Team Maelstrom and Team Valkyrie are………going to make a movie.”

 

“That’s it!?” Clappy grumbled. “This is like Total Drama Action all over again, which could make this season into the worst!”

 

“Don’t get so worried,” Jjs continued, “you guys will have a chance at the action at some point. Now off you guys go.”

 

Team Maelstrom and Team Valkyrie then hurry over to the theater house while Team Calamity and Team Legendary were blindly trying to locate the hidden lair, such as by looking through the horizon and digging around.

 

“You can’t hide away from me, hideout!” kevin_ng cried out.

 

“Oh, I forgot to tell you guys about where the hideout was located,” said Jjs. “I better check the submarine’s radar…”

 

“It should be like finding a needle on a haystack, there must be flat surface from under this saltwater sand!” Shinya exclaimed and conveniently hit a flat surface on the ground he was standing on, smacking his fist into it and making him flinch. “….found it….I think.”

 

“There’s no hidden way of getting inside the quicker way from what I know, so you guys better tunnel your way into the keep,” said Jjs.

 

“And we can’t use shovels are anything?” Dylan questioned.

 

“Don’t ask. Just dig your way inside the hideout.”

 

The next scene immediately followed to Team Calamity and Team Legendary, left and right respectively, tunneling their ways through the entrance of the agents’ lair.

 

“Yep, I already hate this god damn game, with this god damn challenge while I’m making this god damn tunnel,” said Dragiiin.
 

“This is only the second challenge, I’m hoping that you get used to it,” said crushing.

 

“I don’t care, I didn’t need your comment either,” Dragiiin replied.

 

After all that digging the two teams have gone through, they have reached the entrance to the hideout and could see guards scattered around at first glimpse.

 

“I got an idea! Let’s split up gang!” Dylan suggested.

 

Abrupt silence follows as everyone else gave no response or feedback on Dylan’s idea until Wumbo decided to speak.

 

“Yes, that is a very clever idea indeed,” Wumbo said sarcastically. “It’s really useful that we’re teams of two because if we scatter ourselves around, our teams are never going to be re-organized around the perimeter! That is, unless we each take the same direction and insure that none of us move into Team Calamity’s side of the line.”

 

“If only we brought some Nutella!” E.V.I.L. added.

 

“It’s highly recommended that you guys do not raise your voices,” said Metal Snake. “Not one of these guards should hear us and most importantly, see us.” He then proceeded to communicate through his Codec quietly, “Sorry Colonel, I’m in this game show and my strategy could be a fluke because you know....these guys sure are driving me crazy…”

 

“What did he say?” Crushing asked.

 

“HE SAID WE NEED TO KEEP OUR VOICES DOWN IN CASE WE MIGHT BE AMBUSHED!” Dragiiin, suddenly shouting, bellowed.

 

All of the guards looked back in case of intruders. They all presumed when the faces of Team Calamity and Team Legendary remained unnoticed.

 

“Are you using a Codec?” Terminoob asked towards Metal Snake. “Who are you even contacting?”

 

“It’s Colonel….Sugar-Free Cornflakes,” Metal Snake answered. “And yes, that’s deliberately, generally, and virtually a name – a nickname he shares with me, mind you.”

 

“I would say that you’re not helping with not sharing wireless contact for our team, but I don’t think the host is going give us immunity when he realizes we’re communicating with the outside world,” terminoob replied.

 

“We should shut up for a moment!” Wumbo suggested irritably as the other team members stopped quarreling and returns to his modest mood. “We’ll get our asses prodded by those guards when we get their attention. We’ll go through half the perimeter of this warehouse while Team Calamity gets their half, so let’s formally split away and form a strategy.”

 

“Yay…” Dylan said monotonously.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Wumbo: The crazy shenanigans during last season’s finale are at least over and this game doesn’t feel less like Underwater Survivor while we got a James Bond/Metal Gear hybrid twist. I’m impressed for now, but it will take days to get used to working with the other members of Team Legendary…

 

*End*

 

The next scene goes to Jjs and CNF instructing Team Maelstrom and Team Valkyrie on their first challenge in their portion.

 

 “Do you guys know how to make a good movie?” Jjs asked. “Simply, if your movie doesn’t impress me, you don’t get immunity. The lowest performing team does the tiebreaker with either Legendary or Calamity.”

 

“That’s some straightforward advice,” said SOF. “Now what, host?”

 

“You guys are going to pick a director from one of the Spongebob characters of your choice,” Jjs announced. “Everything else is up to you guys except that you’re all going to be actors too.”

 

“I think we’ll pick Spongebob, what could go wrong?” Steel said.

 

Team Valkyrie has trouble trying to pick what character should be directing the movie for their challenge, huddling over for a discussion.

 

“We ought to make this choice carefully,” said Sauce, “we can’t have our movie suck and cost us team immunity.”

 

“Why can’t Guano be the director?” Cha asked.

 

“Squidward should be artistic and skilled enough to fill in that position, right?” CDCB suggested.

 

Team Valkyrie turns about and faced Jjs as they have now made their discussion. “We’re thinking of having Squidward as director,” Sauce said to the host.

 

“Squidward, Spongebob, you two are up,” Jjs said through his cell. “Everyone, get to your studios. Use whatever equipment you’re all familiar with.”

 

Team Maelstrom was first shown inside their studio as Spongebob arrived in time to do his director job.

 

“I know what movie we should make! We’re all superheroes, as the story progresses, there’s these big plot twists, there’s also a bunch of explosions, and we face the most murderous and bad-ass villain ever!” Trophy exclaimed. “Additionally, we have Wander make a cameo.”

 

“Such a wild imagination,” SOF stated.

 

“Explosions, what are you, Michael Bay?” Clappy asked. “Our movie’s going to be amateur-looking though, because we got the rest of the day to make a short film and we have little experience.”

 

“I’m afraid that our movie’s not going to be like that,” said Spongebob. “I’ve been planning on a documentary of some sort.”

 

“And what you mean by ‘our’ is that we need an idea we all can agree on,” said Steel. “This isn’t your movie and we can’t do one that’s bound to make Jjs fall asleep.”

 

“If we’re going to need a soundtrack, you guys can have a sample of some of my jams,” Nuggets suggested. “This short film could use some swag, let’s make it into a gangster action thriller hybrid!”

 

“I’m not very profound with the action movie thing,” said Spongebob.

 

“It’s just going to be stunts and nothing real!” Steel bickered. “My thoughts on what our movie could be….perhaps a good mystery – a very suspenseful, entertaining, and dramatic mystery film.”

 

“I’m feeling a movie about ninjas,” teenj12 suggested. “We could probably put aside the sword fighting action, even though that would make our movie seem better.”

 

“We should make it animation,” said SOF. “Whether it’s from paper, or making objects move, I’m down to that.”

 

“So it looks like none of us could agree on what our movie should be like,” said Steel. “Maybe I should already go on lunch break…”

 

Then, Spongebob’s head lit up before Steel was tempted to leave the studio.

 

“I got an idea for a movie we all can do!” Spongebob remarked. “We’ll do a short film documentary, stop motion, ninja fighting, mystery, suspense, gangster, superhero flick…with some action!”

 

It turns into silence as Team Maelstrom wasn’t sure what to think of Spongebob’s zany idea.

 

“We can’t seriously be going into that direction…” said Steel. “I’ll buy it.”

 

The next scene cuts to Team Valkyrie’s studio, now with the director Squidward making his appearance.

 

“So, where do we start with making the short film?” SG10 asked.

 

“As director, we’re sticking with the script of the film that I wrote,” said Squidward. “Do not ask for some silly renovations or anything, because not only is this a scene for you ladies and CDCB, this is my scene. I will give CDCB the lead role.”

 

“Why me?” CDCB asked. “I’m pretty uneasy in front of the camera. Why can’t I be casted as an extra in the film?”
 

“It’s our movie, of course, but it’s going to be managed under my own rules,” Squidward replied. “Deal with it. You’re the star, alongside Science Girl!”

 

“Is this still a group project, or not?” CF asked Squidward.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

CF: So much for our freedom with this challenge. I’m close to being at the verge of getting sick of playing in this game show honestly.

 

*End*

 

The next scene goes back to the tactical setup between Team Calamity and Team Legendary. As planned, Team Calamity was infiltrating the right side of the hideout’s perimeter while Team Legendary were at the left side.

 

“Let’s keep watch for the guards, how should we setup our ambush and get inside the main room without getting caught?” Wumbo questioned.

 

“The rules of stop, look, and listen apply to this mission,” said Metal Snake, “at least according to me. Each of us has to be from behind any of the guards. I’ll take one down from above the supply of boxes over there, as well as hiding into one of them.”

 

“You and your boxes, I’ll formulate another part to the plan where Dragiiin, crushing, Dylan, and Wumbo take one corner of our half of this area,” terminoob was explaining, “since the guards are on patrol in a specific and single file pattern. Their pattern becomes loose as the guards would scatter around to hunt them down. That’s where I come in to flip one of them over and steal one’s weapon without getting any other guard’s attention. The four will contact me if they see a guard with a document and I’ll give you a cue to seize the specific watchdog. This strategy of mine is all a matter of tactical thinking.”

 

“Sounds like the plan,” Metal Snake replied.

 

“After that, we all run up to the boss’ room, which is also being guarded, so we better give them an attack without exposing our bodies…as usual,” terminoob continued. “We have to find a good spot to keep us hidden and able to knock them out with good enough range and at aim to the front door they’re blocking.”

 

Going over to Team Calamity, they were hiding behind the walls to keep them hidden from the guards, same for the other team.

 

“We blow their heads out of their necks!” E.V.I.L. suggested. “That should be simple enough!”

 

“That’s never going to work, leave the strategizing to me, because that’s how we’re going to get the things out of the agents’ hands,” said Shinya. “You guys dash around and keep the guards busy by running around in front of them, making them confused, by shifting the directions you each go.”

 

“And what you will do, as we risk ourselves in getting shot?” kevin_ng asked.

 

“I kick them in the balls until they all end up taking a snooze,” Shinya continued. “I’ll do that as quickly as possible.”

 

“Well, I sure do wish we had terminoob on our team,” said kevin_ng.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Shinya: I’ll show them I can be as smart as terminoob, at some point. I’ll have him marked as a threat at this time being.

 

*End*

 

Team Legendary start their plan with Dylan, Wumbo, crushing, and Dragiiin hiding behind the corners from the guards. Next, crushing spies on one of the guards carrying a document on his back and whispered to terminoob, near the center of the perimeter of the first floor, that the guard from the northern left is carrying the object. Dylan gets himself exposed as the guard promptly spots him, to where terminoob eventually comes by to knock the guard out. Terminoob tells Metal Snake that it is now his cue to trap the guard carrying the document and he goes over to crushing’s side of the area while terminoob takes care of the other two guards. Metal Snake drops down on the carrier and snaps part of his body in order to retrieve the file.

 

“Just to remind you, we better keep watch of the security cameras build around this hideout,” said Metal Snake.

 

During Team Calamity’s portion of the mission, the result of Shinya’s informed strategy turns into a Benny Hill styled chase scene as the guards and team members kept running around and attempting to outwit one another. Shinya springs into action and gives a guard an upper-cut kick. The guard he just took down had a file, which they were searching for. Shinya takes down all the other guards through flipping them over while kevin_ng was stabbing the guard until Elastic got him to stop.

 

“Die enemy!” kevin_ng cried.

 

“Take it easy bro, the job is done here,” OMJ said to kevin_ng before removing the blood-stained document from the unconscious watchdog.

 

With the guards already dropped down thanks to Team Legendary’s strategy, they, along with the members of Team Calamity, stepped inside the boss’ room. The scene then comes back to filming of Team Maelstrom’s short film.

 

“Somebody should be narrator, with a Morgan Freeman quality voice, that’s for sure,” said Steel. “I say Nuggets should be the man for that.”

 

“Is it because I’m black?” Nuggets asked.

 

As Steel tried to speak a reason for Nuggets doing the narration, he was at a loss for words and muttered, “Uhhhhhhhhh….”

 

“Yep, I’m going to nominate you as the narrator,” Nuggets continued.

 

“I know you guys won’t judge, but Jjs would certainly be the judge of that,” Steel replied. “My voice is too dorky to be of high quality…”

 

Filming has now started, with the camera being focused on a patch of seaweed, with teenj looking down into it and SOF trying to make the fake seaweed move in the style of stop motion, but only to move it more than usual, making the stop motion look choppy according to the result. Trophy was holding the camera.

 

“Such a wonderful specimen known as the seaweed,” Steel narrates. “Watch it sway in this underwater realm. Seaweed is a notable meal for-“

 

The actors haven’t noticed that Trophy was fidgeting around with the camera. That was until Steel gets interrupted once as Trophy dropped it.

 

“Sorry about that, I’ll pick it back up and you guys just carry on…” said Trophy.

 

Steel then continues the narration during the second take.

 

“Seaweed is a notable meal for plenty of different organisms and the usual crustacean,” he narrates. “Another individual that feeds on seaweed is the vegetarian ninja…with their celery stick swords.”

 

SOF proceeds with the stop motion effects by bringing in ninja models and makes them move around sloppily as the animation made them look like they were randomly warping around. The ninja models then cut the fake seaweed and do fights with their celery swords.

 

“But what’s this?” Steel continued as one of the model ninjas dropped down. “That ninja is slain, but there’s a killer under that mask, but whom!? This looks like a job for Super….Nuggets?”

 

“This seems to be upside down, I better fix it…” said Trophy and flips the camera to the right position.

 

“Wait, what did you say?-“ Steel was saying before Nuggets leapt in front of the camera.

 

SOF takes away the ninja model after peeling off the mask as Clappy jumps into the scene as well.

 

“That’s right Super-Nuggets, I am the one who killed the “precious” vegetarian ninja before his afternoon meal,” Clappy proclaimed and takes out a gun prop. “Super-Nuggets should at least not be immune to ammo!”

 

As Nuggets was tacking Clappy while the latter was shooting plastic pistols, Trophy sneezes on the camera and accidentally drops it again, breaking the screen.

 

“That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s better than nothing,” said teenj, looking at the finished product.

 

“I agree,” Spongebob adds.

 

“I just hope our team doesn’t go through elimination first,” said Trophy.

 

The scene now goes to Team Valkyrie’s filming of their movie, with the plot revolving around a vampire relationship, the vampire being played by CDCB and the leading female star being played by SG10.

 

“Hi honey,” CDCB said awkwardly, with his acting being on par with Tommy Wiseau’s. “Do you go want to out and suck some hearty blood tonight?”

 

“That sounds….intriguing,” said SG10, looking baffled with CDCB’s acting. “You’re my boyfriend after all, nothing could ever separate us.”

 

“Ugh, cut!” Squidward hollered. “What was that, CDCB?”

 

“I told you that I’m uneasy when it comes to being on camera,” CDCB responded.

 

“Whatever. Just do what you do. I would like to see how you would handle the emotional scenes. Now places, everyone!”

 

 One of the next filmed scenes to follow-up was the funeral for SG10’s character’s friend, named Trish. CDCB tried to cry, only to cry tears of sweat and whimpered as awkwardly as he would talk.

 

“Ryan, it’s okay, even if she’s dead, I’m still standing strong,” SG10 said.

 

“TRISH IS DEAD, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?” CDCB shouted, still acting awfully. “This world is too much for me to handle, it’s my fault that she’s dead. I could have turned her into an umpire….err, vampire to spare her life for you!”

 

“I’ll miss her too. You don’t have to run off or anything….”

 

“SHE WAS SO INNO-INNOCENT. I’m sorry Caroline, but I’m going to run away and I will not return until eternity! You’ll-never-see-me-again-goodbye-Caroline!”

 

As CDCB ran off from the set, he ends up tripping for one instance and gets back up.

 

“Cut!” Squidward exclaimed.

 

The next scene for the short film was the fight scene between ex-girlfriend, played by Sauce, and Caroline with CDCB in the middle of their quarrel.

 

“He’s mine, asshole!” Sauce retorts in front of SG10’s character.

 

“I’ll kill you from the inside out!” SG10 argued.

 

“This can’t be happening!” CDCB exclaimed, saying the character’s thoughts aloud. “I must do something to save my love from this danger, and I must do what I do by sacrificing myself! Bye now Caroline, for I am taking the bullet….or otherwise the knife!”

 

Sauce moves the knife prop close to CDCB’s right arm, as the actor pretends to drop to his death.

 

“NOOOOO, RYAN IS SORRY FOR THE THINGS HE HAS DONE CAROLINE, OH I’M BLEEDING, AUGH!” CDCB exclaimed before expressing his final words: “I have been subjugated!”

 

“And that’s a wrap….sadly,” said Squidward, giving himself a facepalm. “That was the worst acting that I’ve seen. Jjs is definitely not going to like it!”

 

“We’re so eliminated,” said Sauce. “Thanks a lot, CDCB.”

 

During the last few hours of the challenge, Jjs was watching the two teams’ movies they have made and then stepped out of the theater room to give one of each of the teams his critique. He came out of the door laughing, specifically after Valkyrie’s film.

 

“Sorry, the last movie I’ve seen was just so hysterically awful, to the point where I find it kinda good,” said Jjs.

 

“Both of our movies suck, I suppose,” said Clappy.

 

“Exactly,” Jjs responded. “There is a winner though, and the one team that managed to make me laugh hard was no other than……Team Valkyrie! Now here come teams Calamity and Legendary…”

 

“We couldn’t find anything useful for your research of the two million doubloons, but we both got the documents!” Elastic said as he and Dylan handed over the files to the host.

 

Jjs’ eyes was on the bloody document first, which was retrieved by Team Calamity. Opening it up, it was drenched with blood while Legendary’s remained neat.

 

“Team Calamity, it looks like you’re doing a small challenge with Maelstrom while Teams Legendary and Valkyrie are safe,” Jjs announced. “I’ll mark Team Valkyrie as the main winners.”

 

“Wow, are you serious!?” Sauce questioned, “Our movie sucked and you’re giving us the grand prize?”

 

“Team Legendary did impressively, but you girls and CDCB managed to make such a hilariously bad movie that I just have to give you bonus points,” said Jjs. “It’s a weird way to give your team main immunity, but let’s move on as Calamity and Maelstrom face the tiebreaker part of the undersea challenges.”

 

*Tiebreaker*

 

“Team Calamity, Team Maelstrom….” Jjs announced. “You guys must use a correct spy gadget to unlock this miniature treasure chest. CNF and I have a laser pen, a magic hammer, a bag of gunpowder, and a grenade in display. One of them could open this up.”

 

“We’ll take the magic hammer,” said Steel.

 

“Blowing up that chest seems easier, I’ll take the grenade!” OMJ said.

 

Steel goes first as he tries to unlock the chest. The top part of the magic hammer springs right through like a bungee coil as Steel tries to smash it open. OMJ goes next and sets the grenade to explode. The result was the treasure chest being opened up. It was a small pouch of doubloons.

 

“I’ll explain what those are for later, but it looks like Team Maelstrom will be the first to partake in our elimination ceremony,” Jjs announced.

 

*Gadget Ceremony*

 

“So you guys are off to a bad start,” said Jjs, “but don’t worry, you’ll get better at it. I have 5 spy gadgets on this silver platter. One without it will have to go home in the flying spy car outside. Nuggets, here you go!”

 

Jjs passes the first gadget over to Nuggets, which looked like a package of blubber nuggets, only for Nuggets to nearly cut his fingers from the automatic razors when reaching in.

 

“Next up, Clappy and Steel,” Jjs said and passed them their gadgets.

 

Clappy’s device resembled a blow-dryer, which shoots off high wind from the press of the button, making him bump into Steel. His gadget resembled a box of puzzle pieces, in which the pieces almost tied up Clappy once emerged from the opening.

 

“teenj, you’re fine,” said Jjs and tosses him his gadget.

 

teenj’s gadget resembled a mix between a pinwheel and a grappling hook. The bottom two contestants were Trophy and SOF.

 

“You two messed up badly during the filming challenge, from SOF’s stop motion abilities lacking quality to Trophy’s sloppy camera work,” Jjs announced. “The last of these goes to….”

 

“Trophy, because I’ve made my decision to forfeit from the game,” SOF interrupted.

 

“Well, that’s a shocker….” Jjs said. “Now I don’t have to give the last one to you since Trophy could have been eliminated if it wasn’t for whatever reason you wanted to leave.” With that said, he passed it over to Trophy, which resembled a spray-can.

 

“I didn’t really want to be a contestant anyways, but that doesn’t mean I could come back, so take care guys!” SOF said before being escorted to the spy car. “I can’t completely tell, but some of you guys could be evil…”

 

“If you’re talking about E.V.I.L., then you’re thinking of the wrong person,” said Clappy.

 

“Who says we, ourselves are evil though?” Steel asked.

 

The spy car then takes off with SOF as it flies away and goes into the surface world.

 

“With one contestant gone through his own withdrawal, how will Team Maelstrom be able to survive through the next challenge? What will await for the next social networking challenge? And will CDCB become a better actor. Stay tuned for what’s next for Underwater Survivor SBC: 003 Waterfall.” Jjs finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Eliminated: SpongeOddFan (Withdrawn)

Trophy gets the last gadget, due do his elimination being spared.

[So Sejima]

Figures.

By the way if you do want my character more personality it's more like the dead serious sports person instead of the explosion guy. 

[Shark Tale]

57. Goldfingers vs. Thunderballs
 
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Memory
 
President Squidward: Report Agent Snake. Any new discoveries on the organization?
 
Metal Snake: Not much, but yesterday's challenge had us invade a base of theirs near The Reef. We uncovered a mysterious document, but it is in jjs' possession.
 
President Squidward: Try to retrieve the document or ask jjs what the status of it is. I should also tell you that SBM will be competing against SBC for our challenge, according to Ssj. We will remain undercover, but keep an eye out for any shady things, I fear people from SBM may be involved in this group. Let me know what else you discover, agent.
 
Metal Snake: Will do sir.
 
--
 
Team Valkyrie are seen outside a room with Jjs and CNF.
 
"Alright, I forgot to mention this due to time earlier, but you guys will get access to the redesigned Winner's Lounge from Season 1," Jjs said, as he opened the door to reveal the Winner's Lounge. It had a jacuzzi, widescreen television, a store of some sort, a wide variety of drinks and foods, a few arcade games, luxury beds, and comfy sofa.
 
"Holy crap, this is amazing," Sauce Mama said.
 
"This is ten times better than the one from Season 1," SG said.
 
"Omg this is great, but what's the store for?" Cha asked.
 
"I might as well explain that, your team can get a sneak peek of it before anyone else. Remember that bag of doubloons Team Calamity won in the tiebreaker? You'll be using those to purchase items that will help you in the challenge at that shop. It will only be accessible at night to the winning team and to the morning for everyone else. Those four colored boxes in the store are your team banks, which will store doubloons you guys have collected. You unfortunately can't buy anything right now since your team didn't get the doubloons, but there will be more bags to find in the future," Jjs explained.
 
"This is awesome!! Let's all go in the jacuzzi," Sauce Mama said.
 
*Confessional Cam*
 
CDCB: Well, I'm happy my bad acting got us a win, but I still don't feel very comfortable being on an all-girl team, especially when they are about to go in a jacuzzi. I better banana split out of here.
 
The camera man is heard groaning at CD's joke.
 
CDCB: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. Sheesh, I hope they can also tolerate my humor...
 
*End*
 

Team Calamity are seen in their team cabin.
 
"Bah, these normal team cabins suck, especially the beds," Elastic said, trying to sleep.
 
"At least we got these doubloons, jjs said to hold onto them for now," OMJ said.
 
"Hopefully we can be richer than JCM  ," E.V.I.L. said.

 
"Don't worry, I'll make sure we win tomorrow! I have the perfect plan..." Kevin_ng said.
 
"...Do you even know what the challenge is?" Elastic asked.
 
"Uh...well, I still have an idea," Kevin_ng said. "I don't see any of you guys offering ideas."
 
"I appreciate your enthusiasm, but lead the strategic planning to me and OMJ, we had the stronger edge last season," Shinya said.
 
*Confessional Cam*
 
Kevin_ng: I do have great plans, I can show him...
 
*End*
 
The scene then cuts to Team Maelstrom's team cabin.
 
"Alright guys, we have to shape up, our performance was pitiful. We already lost SOF," Teenj said. "Trophy, what the hell was going on?"
 
"Look man, I'm new to this, as are you and Nuggets. Cut me some slack, jeez. I promise I'll do better in the next challenge," Trophy said.

"Let's all calm down. Trophy does make a fair point. Besides, I screwed up in Season 1 when 4EverGreen tricked me, but I learned from my mistakes in Season 2," Steel said.

 

"What Steel said. Let's give Trophy a chance," Clappy said.
 
"Trophy, I have my eyes on you boi. Don't mess up again,    " Nuggets said.

 
The next morning, Jjs' voice came on the loudspeakers.
 
"Attention all contestants, please wake up and report to the Winner's Lounge...yes, you heard right," Jjs announced.
 
"Man, that was amazing..." Cha said, waking up on a couch and sounding hungover.
 
CDCB was seen hiding in a storage closet and came out of it.
 
"What are you doing? I thought your team won," Crushing said.
 
"I was uh...busy doing some things," CDCB said, having a flashback to him sleeping on the cold hard floor.
 
"Holy fuck, this place looks amazing balls," Elastic said.
 
"If only we had won it..." Dylan sighed.
 
"Before you guys think I'm giving you a free pass to this room, no, I am not, sorry to disappoint. What I am announcing is that the Winner's Lounge now has a store, run by CNF. Team Calamity, remember that bag of doubloons you guys won? You get to use doubloons to buy from this store. It will be open to everyone, not just the winners, as long as you have doubloons. However, the store will only be open to the winning team at night, and for everyone else in the morning before the challenge, so you better get your wake up and get your asses here if you want an item before the challenge. There will be bags of doubloons hidden throughout future challenges, and these four boxes are banks to store your doubloons in," Jjs explained. 
 
"Can we buy something?" E.V.I.L. asked.
 
"Yes, but that bag only contained 1,000 doubloons, so spend them wisely. There will be bags with higher amounts too," Jjs said.
 
As Team Calamity approached the stand, they saw it had three items: Lightning Dodgeball for 1,000 doubloons, Ice Dodgeball for 800 doubloons, and Fire Dodgeball for 500 doubloons.
 
"That's it? Lame," Shinya said.
 
"What is the challenge anyways?" OMJ asked.
 
"You'll see, I'll just say you may really need one of those balls though. We didn't have enough to really add for this particular challenge, but they will do," Jjs said.
 
"I say we take the Ice one," Kevin said.
 
"No, we can't waste them just like that. Let's start off small, and we'll go from there...we'll take the Fire Dodgeball, so at least it is only half," Shinya said, and handed CNF the 500 doubloons. He handed them the bright red dodgeball.
 
"It's just a normal dodgeball, where's the fire part of it?" Elastic asked.
 
"That will come into play for the challenge, now everyone get to the main lobby," Jjs said, and they exited out.
 
"Hey Jjs, what happened to the document from yesterday?" Metal Snake asked to him real quickly.
 
"Well, apparently the document turned out to be a bunch of illegible text that I cannot decipher. I am trying to see what language or code it is for, but until then, we have a dead end," Jjs explained.
 
"Oh..." Metal Snake replied.
 
They then saw a bunch of SBMers there, and there were four strange pads on the ground.
 
"SBM? The hell is going on here?" Dylan asked.
 
"Shit, we're still rivaling SBM?" Elastic asked.
 
"No, today's challenge is a social networking challenge involving SBM. For those who remember our SBM warcraft challenge from Season 1, it is a nod to that, but ten times more intense. This time, ssj is hosting SBM's Underwater Survivor, with his co-host DadMomAngryPants. This is not a feud of any sort, it's just a friendly duel." Jjs explained.
 
"Or is it o_O?" Ssj said jokingly.
 
"I'm just glad todd_phillips got eliminated last night," Ohad said.
 
"Aren't we all?" SpongeWott said.
 
The four SBM teams were:
 
Team Neptune: Tropicalnerds, President Squidward, Web Surfer, Dr. Peter Lankton, Supmandude, and PatStar2000
 
Team Clam: Abney, Ohad, Grubby Grouper, Patty Sponge, and MilkMaidMan
 
Team Tidal Wave: SBRoxMan, Spongetron RobotPants, PhilipB, Roadie and HarryPotterLives
 
Team Dutchman: SBManiac, SpongeWott, SpongeyKid, Zelda4Life, and The Drifter
 
"Here is how this will work: SBM and SBC will be facing each other in rounds. SBM will be known as the "Goldfingers" and while SBC will be the "Thunderballs". SBM will use paintball guns, and SBC will use dodge balls in a battlefield. Put on this cybernetic armor, and you will step onto this pad, to be taken into a virtual reality cyberspace where you can duke it out. If you are hit, you will be teleported out automatically. Whichever team has the most players still alive, or even one, by the end of the round wins for their website and team. This will continue on into a bracket, where the final two teams will square off. Whoever is the overall winner wins it for their team. If you are knocked out and your team still wins, you will be able to play next round," Jjs explained.
 
"Thunderballs, I can dig that," terminoob said.
 
"We only get balls? No fair, this is a Roblox disadvantage all over again!" Dylan said.
 
"Don't worry, the balls will be equally powerful when you fight in the cyber world," Jjs said. “The balls will be scattered on the ground at your bases, so grab as many as you can. Anyways, there isn't anything related to the mysterious organization this challenge, so you'll get a break from that."
 
"Why thanks Jjs, my balls are pretty powerful," CDCB said, as he was the only one laughing. Everyone else looked him strangely.
 
"BOO, YOU STINK!" ssj yelled.
 
"Question: What if SBC fights an SBC team, or if SBM fights SBM, can that happen?" Steel asked.
 
"Depending how things turn out, it may or may not happen," CNF said. 
 
"Alright, everyone get ready, this will be random selection. In the first pad, we'll have Team Clam vs. Team Calamity. In the second pad, we'll have Team Legendary vs. Team Neptune. In the third pad, we'll have Team Maelstrom vs. Team Tidal Wave. Finally, in the last pad, we'll have Team Valkyrie vs. Team Dutchman. Get your gear and get ready to go to the respective pad," ssj announced. "DO NOT start until you hear a loud alarm go off, that will give you guys time to plan."
 
*Confessional Cam*
 
Nuggets: I'm game man. I just hope Trophy doesn't fuck us up again, or anybody else. I wanna beat SBM so badly.
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Clappy: I'm ready for a dodgeball-paintball mix, but I think the team is being too harsh on Trophy. We were all new at one point.

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Sauce: I don't know how good I am at this, but this is gonna be intense...
 
*End*
 
Team Clam and Team Calamity were warped to a virtual cyberspace, with tons of blocks to hide behind.
 
"Alright, here's my plan guys: We don't attack immediately just yet. We'll stealthily make our way around, and then strike when they don't see it coming. Elastic, me, and OMJ will take the left sides, while Kevin and E.V.I.L take the right sides," Shinya explained. "Everyone got it?"
 
"Why not a more direct attack?" Kevin asked.
 
"Because, their paintball guns have more direct view of us, we need to hide so we can strike with our balls of fury," Shinya said, holding the Fire Dodgeball.
 
At Team Legendary vs. Team Neptune...
 
"Hmm...I wonder who could be a spy," Metal Snake wondered to himself.
 
"Alright team, let's take out those SBMers, and hit them where the sun doesn't shine! This is going to be a bloodbath, so some of you may not make it out alive..." Dylan said.
 
"Looks like I'm defending Canada in this battle. Brave soldier I am," Wumbo said.
 
"DEATH TO ALL NATIONS!" Dragiiin yelled, getting ready.
 
"Lol Dylan, it's just a game," Crushing said.
 
"Just a game? JUST A GAME? This is a battle of death between two SpongeBob websites, this is serious shit man," terminoob said.
 
On Team Neptune's end, President Squidward was worried about Metal Snake.

"I don't want to strike one of my own agents, but I must to avoid suspicions..." President Squidward said to himself.
 
Suddenly, all four zones heard the alarm go off, and got ready.
 
"Go!" Shinya ordered, as they got into positions.
 
"If you see the slightest bit of a body part, fire at once," Abney said.
 
E.V.I.L was behind a black cyber rock, and saw MilkMaidMan approaching. He quickly tossed his ball at MilkMaidMan and he disappeared.
 
"Not too bad..." E.V.I.L said.
 
"Fire!" Abney yelled, as he shot at a rock, but Shinya and his gang were quickly jumping behind rocks.
 
"Let's try this..." OMJ said, as he tossed a ball against a wall, and it hit Abney in the head, making him disappear. "Wow, it worked."
 
Elastic tried to make it across, but unforunately got hit by Patty and disappeared.
 
"Dammit, not Elastic...but we're almost done," Shinya said.
 
E.V.I.L threw his ball quickly at Ohad and he disappeared, now only Patty and Grubbygrouper remained. Kevin then quickly hopped near Shin.
 
"Here, let me use the Fire Dodgeball, I have an idea!" Kevin said, as he tried to take it, but Shin held it back.
 
"No, stick to the plan!" Shinya said.

"We're almost done! We can do it!" Kevin said, as he and Shinya fought over the Fire Dodgeball, but it came out of their grip. It went burning through the rock that he, OMJ, and Kevin were behind, leaving it as a pile of ashes, and gave the enemies a direct view.
 
"Oh fuck..." Shinya said, as Grubby and Patty fired at all three, and all three disappeared. E.V.I.L tried his hardest to run across, but got shot, and he disappeared as well, making Calamity out of the competition, thus their game was over.
 
"So Team Clam wins it for the Goldfingers. Looks like Team Calamity will be at our Gadget Ceremony tonight, since you are the first Thunderball team to lose," Jjs said.
 
"I guess now we know why the Fire Dodgeball costed the least... >_>" E.V.I.L said.
 
"I told you we should've gotten Ice!" Kevin said.
 
"What the hell? You messed us up!" Shinya said.
 
"Get a better ball next time then," Kevin replied.
 
*Confessional Cam*
 
Shinya: That's it, I think I know who I've had it with...
 
*End*
 
At Team Legendary vs. Team Neptune, it was down to Metal Snake, Dylan, and terminoob vs. Web Surfer, President Squidward, and Tropicalnerds.
 
"TAKE THIS!" terminoob yelled angrily, as he threw a dodgeball at Tropicalnerds and he disappeared.
 
"So serious..." Dylan said. 
 
"...What can I say, this game changes me for the better," Terminoob replied, and he picked up a bag of 5,000 doubloons on the ground. "Jackpot."
 
"Gah, those fucking SBC dastards, I hate them so much! They can't win!" Web Surfer said. "WHERE ARE YOU?!"
 
President saw Metal in his view, but decided not to shoot. He was looking at Metal, basically telling him to finish him off. Metal understood, as he tossed his ball at President, as Dylan finished off Tropicalnerds, and terminoob finished off Web Surfer, making Team Legendary the winners of that game, and they teleported out.
 
Web Surfer seemed very furious, and began to walk away.

"Hmm...PatBack, aka Web Surfer, seemed pretty furious. I wonder if he is a suspect....then again, he is always angry," Metal Snake said into his Codec.

 

"It is possible he might be involved, he has always been against SBC. Continue to investigate," President Squidward replied via Codec.
 
Eventually, a brief montage was shown. Trophy, Nuggets, Teenj, and Clappy managed to defeat Team Tidal Wave, along with finding a 500 doubloon bag. Team Valkyrie lost to Team Dutchman however. Round 1 ended, and these four were the winners:
 
-Team Maelstrom
-Team Legendary
-Team Clam
-Team Dutchman
 
"I guess I'm not a fighter after all..." SG said.
 
"Don't worry, we'll do better next time," Cha said.
 
"Time to begin Round 2. The next two battles are: Team Maelstrom vs. Team Dutchman and Team Legendary vs. Team Clam," ssj announced, and they got to their pads.
 
*Confessional Cam*
 
Trophy: I didn't do that bad in Round 1...wow, maybe I'm improving! Or I just compared these battles to Kraang ones...
--
Teenj: So Trophy didn't cost us the challenge...yet.

*End*
 
Team Legendary was shown on their field with Team Clam, but the field was larger and a bit different than last time.
 
"Alright, we've come this far and can't lose now!" Dylan said.
 
"I'll try, but dodgeball was never my thing," Wumbo said.
 
"Is it hockey?" Dragiiin asked.

"Actually no, it's reviewing music, y'know. You Americans and your Canadian stereotypes," Wumbo said.
 
They heard the alarm go off and began to scatter.
 
At Team Maelstrom vs. Team Dutchman...
 
"Alright, here's my idea: Me, Trophy, and Clappy will go down the center, while Steel and Teenj can intercept them from the right and left sides respectively," Nuggets said.
 
"Sounds like a plan," Steel said.
 
SpongeWott and SpongeyKid were going down one side, and Teenj tossed his ball off a wall, which knocked both of them out and they vanished.
 
"Whoa, double hit from Teenjizzle," Nuggets said.
 
"TEENJ, WATCH OUT!" Steel yelled, as The Drifter was about to fire at him.
 
Trophy then quickly struck his ball and it went spinning at The Drifer, making him disappear.
 
"Dayum boi, Trophy and Teenj killing it today," Nuggets commentated. 
 
Steel got hit by Zelda4Life, but the other four managed to finish off Zelda and SBManiac, making Team Maelstrom the winners of this game.
 
At Team Legendary vs. Team Clam, Dylan, Wumbo, and terminoob split up on the right, as Metal Snake, Crushing, and Dragiiin were on the left. However, Abney and Patty saw the left side people making their way up, as they fired at all three, and Drag tried to run, but was hit.
 
"Shit, half our team just died," Wumbo said, as he tossed a ball at Patty, and he disappeared.
 
"We can still win," Dylan said.
 
Terminoob struck down MilkMaidMan, but Abney and Ohad fired at him, as Dylan and Wumbo tried to run, but Wumbo got hit by Grubby. Dylan was the only man left, as he struck out Grubby, but Abney shot him, making Clam the winners.
 
*Confessional Cam*
 
Dylan: Fuck, we almost had them.
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terminoob: I tried. And yeah, I'm using this for once. This will be a rare occasion though, don't expect me in here often.
 
*End*

“Alright, it looks like Team Maelstrom and Team Clam are the winners. They will be facing off against each other in the final round,” ssj announced.

“Oh boy...let’s hope we can do this,” Teenj said.

Both teams got ready to fight and they stepped onto the pad. The final zone was different once again, with a larger playing field and some obstacles like barrels and crates.

“Let’s stick to the same plan we’ve done before. I’ll go down the center with Clappy and Trophy, while Steel and Teenj go down left and right,” Nuggets said.

The alarm went off and they began to spread out.

“Get ready to attack if you see the slightest bit of movement, we can do this,” Abney commanded.

They began to move out, as Steel hid behind a barrel, and kept a lookout. Teenj was on the right side and picked up a bag with 1,000 doubloons that was on a rock.

“This will come in handy,” Teenj said.

Patty and MilkMaidMan had their guns ready, and were approaching Teenj, as Teenj quickly tossed a ball off a rock, and it missed the two, but bounced back off another rock and knocked the two of them out.

Nuggets and Clappy then tried to toss their balls at Abney and Grubby, but they got shot and taken out. Steel also got shot by Ohad, and he also fired at Teenj as he tried to run across, leaving Trophy the only man standing.

“Uh oh....” Trophy said.

“Come on Trophy, you can do it,” Steel said as they were back at the submarine.

Trophy began to quickly run, as he tossed a ball straight at Grubby, taking him out. 

“Come out come out wherever you are...” Ohad said, smiling, and fired when he thought he saw something run.

Trophy was carefully snooping around the rock and saw no Abney in sight, as he quickly threw a ball at Ohad, taking him out.

“It’s just you and me now, partner,” Abney said, looking for Trophy.

Trophy began to jump around like a ninja and dodged paintball blasts.

“Where are you?!” Abney yelled, as he kept firing, and his gun ran out. “Uh-oh...”

Trophy had his ball ready, and Abney was frightened.


“How are you dodging me?! What are you, a ninja?!” Abney asked.

“I’m a...TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE, BOOYAKASHA MOTHERFUCKER!” Trophy yelled, as he threw one last ball at Abney, and he was taken away. Trophy was then teleported back, declaring Maelstrom the winners.

“Well, there’s no denying it, Trophy basically crushed this final game, making Maelstrom our main winners! Sorry Goldfingers, but looks like the Thunderballs win, making SBC the winner of this friendly feud,” Jjs said, shaking Ssj’s hand.

“Meh, oh well, I still had fun. Since Team Clam was 2nd place, I’ll mark them as our main winners, while I’ll be seeing Team Neptune at elimination for being knocked out first. Come on everyone, let’s leave,” Ssj announced, as the SBMers began to depart

"Great job Trophy!" Clappy said, as the rest of Team Maelstrom high-fived him.

“Now would be a good time for you guys to store doubloons you collected from the field into the store bank. Team Maelstrom gets the Winner’s Lounge, and can buy items for tomorrow’s challenge. I’ll be seeing Team Calamity at elimination. Get voting,” Jjs said.

*Confessional Cam*

Teenj: So I guess I underestimated Trophy earlier. Good to see he won for us. Hopefully we can do great again next time!

*End*

“It’s obvious we need to give Kevin the boot. Him interfering with my strategy costed us everything,” Shinya said.

“True dat,” Elastic said.

“I love the little guy, but I gotta admit he went overboard back there,” OMJ said, as Kevin was speaking with E.V.I.L.

“We need to get rid of Shinya, his plans messed us up!” Kevin said.

“Well, to be honest, you did kind of mess with the Fire Dodgeball...” E.V.I.L said.

“I know I know, but Shinya wouldn’t cooperate with me! Either way, can I trust you to vote him off?” Kevin asked.

“I guess,” E.V.I.L said.

*Voting*

Shinya was first seen in the voting cabin. It had a black background like the confessional room, and there was a black spy computer to vote on. He typed out Kevin’s name on the spy computer and hit submit.

“There can only be one true Asian on SBC, my friend,” Shinya said.

“Maybe you’ll learn to appreciate my plans,” Kevin said, as he typed Shinya’s name into the spy computer.

E.V.I.L, OMJ, and Elastic all voted, without saying a word.

*Gadget Ceremony*

“Alright, Team Calamity, you guys just blew it today, which is why you are here. Shinya and Kevin, you two are both on hot water for your backfired plans. I’ve received the votes on my tablet. I have 4 spy gadgets on my plate, and whoever doesn’t receive one gets the boot,” Jjs said. “Elastic and E.V.I.L are safe. OMJ is also safe.”

Elastic opened his gadget to reveal some sort of drill, OMJ’s was some sort of phone, and E.V.I.L’s was a pair of spy glasses.

“Awesome,” E.V.I.L said, looking through them.

The bottom two were Shinya and Kevin, as they looked at each other bitterly.


“And the last gadget goes to...”

...
...
...

“Shinya!” Jjs said, as he tossed the last gadget to Shinya, revealing it was some decoder.

“Wah wah wah,” OMJ jokingly said.

“What?! Ugh...whatever. Mark my words Shinya, you will pay for this!” Kevin said, as he walked down a small hall that led to the spy car door. He got inside, as it took off and flew to the surface world.

 

"Bye bye Kevin," Shinya laughed.

 

“Another intense episode! So, has Trophy redeemed himself for his team? Will Team Calamity improve? Will CDCB warm up to his team? What is the mystery behind the spy organization? Stay tuned next time on Underwater Survivor: 003 Waterfall,” Jjs finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:
Eliminated: Kevin_ng2010
Shinya gets the last spy gadget.
The store is opened.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

Sorry for the delays, writer's block happens and all. Enjoy this New Years Eve present. (And I'll still promise to make sure my episodes appear shorter in the future)


58. Hashtag You Only Live Once

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Memory

President Squidward: Snake, do you read?

Metal Snake: Yeah, I’ll have you know that I can read at least at the college level. Sarcasm aside, I got your response, so what do you got to say?

President Squidward: Nothing really. I’m just….lonely. I hope you didn’t mind our friendly game during that dodgeball challenge.

Metal Snake: Did you get voted off? For the record, that challenge was nothing of our concerns. At least I didn’t get the boot.

President Squidward: Not really, so I’m lucky too. …Holy smokes, my TV’s acting up, and now I could have sworn that I’m seeing an image of an agent!

Metal Snake: What? Are you on the Midnight Channel or something!?

President Squidward: Hold the Codec. […] It appears that a repulsive looking agent is giving the Underwater Survivor crew orders and has an SBC member imprisoned as their threat.

Metal Snake: Oh man, I guess I better warn Jjs about this, then. I’d probably tell him I’m psychic or something. While I’m in the middle of that, contact me if you got any more specific information from one of 000’s agents.

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Meanwhile, Team Maelstrom was just hanging out in the Winner’s Lounge. Clappy and Nuggets were playing some Mario Kart 8, Trophy was in the Jacuzzi, and teenj & Steel Sponge were watching their embarrassing film from two episodes earlier.

“Yeah, I beat you again!” Clappy exclaimed to Nuggets.

“Watching this film makes me realize a lot of things for sure,” said Steel. “This was a problem that we managed to undo by the next challenge, thanks to Trophy. I miss him in the game, but it’s hard to imagine if SOF was still here, and so we no longer have to doubt Trophy.”

“Yep, and now I’m right here going with the flow,” Trophy states while relaxing through the bubbles of the tub.

“Great, now the TV’s starting to break!” teenj said once as the TV started showing static.

As the static starts to overtake the video, a new image was beginning to appear and it was the same alleged agent from what President Squidward discussed.

“You have seven days!” The agent declared.

“NO!” teenj screams in terror.

“– To accept our challenge at Inferno Island,” the agent continued after a cut-off. “Our boss would like to talk with some of your contestants and we dare for any of you to get pass us! He’s a recluse, but now we got something important to do, isn’t that right, miss Aya?”

“Damn cut-offs, I’m not worried, but he fooled us a bit,” Clappy added.

“Pay attention, Mr. Push-Over is giving us unimportant news,” said Nuggets.

The video pans over to Aya, shown to be already in captivity.

“I told you to call me by one of my various code names,” said Aya. “So, I’m Jack Spicer and I need to get out of this place. Not that I need help since I don’t intend to be a damsel in distress.”

“Not under our standards you aren’t,” the agent responded. “Yeah, my face is going to give some of you guys nightmares, but we sure do pose as a threat now that we dare you contestants to come over to the island and try to save Aya if you can. Now, I must be signing off. Have a glorious day.”

The video ends and the television blacks out.

“Well, Aya’s in danger, so we better hitch over to that prison place!” Clappy said.

“It’s weird that he’s taunting us like that, but now we have to warn Jjs!” teenj reaffirms.

In no time, the winning team returned to come over to where Jjs was hanging around in the piloting room. Also, there was Metal Snake and OMJ.

“I can’t believe Aya has been captured!” OMJ said with concern.

“Those agents are at it again,” Metal Snake added.

“How did you know?” Steel asked.

“Why do you think I spend time looming over Aya’s ask-me thread? The last time she responded to my question was when she typed “That’s cool, but I’m in a pickle right now because a bunch of dorks dragged me underwater and put me into some island for whatever reason,” OMJ explained.

“And I’m psychic, don’t ask about how I figured it out,” Metal Snake fibbed.

“I got the evidence I needed from Metal Snake and OMJ right here. There’s nothing to be afraid of, but the next challenge will be infiltrating Inferno Island,” Jjs affirmed.

“We could use some action, so would you mind if we take role in setting on-foot for side two of tomorrow’s challenge?” Clappy asked.

“Actually, I have something else in mind. For the sake of OMJ, Calamity is obviously going to be part of the infiltration task, but your team will still be taking part in side one,” Jjs replied. “Teams Valkyrie and Legendary are going to be rotated though. I’ll explain the other half of the challenge when I take you folks to the Sea Needle.”

Hours later, Jjs, Teams Legendary and Maelstrom have dropped by at the Sea Needle.

“Are any of you afraid to face this challenge?” Jjs asked the contestants.

“Should we?” terminoob questioned.

“This is just a one-stunt thing and that will be taking a dive from a bungee cord down on the Sea Needle,” Jjs announced. “There are stacks of tikis lying around in one side and the other side for each team. You must destroy those tikis and find a golden spatula. The first one to destroy all the tikis in their territory and obtain the spatula will be able to be spared from elimination or win a night at the Winner’s Lounge.”

“So you’re rehashing another challenge off of Battle of Bikini Bottom, eh?” Clappy asked. “I can’t say I’m intrigued. There’s a very good reason for what we’re going to face right?”

“Most of the non-social networking challenges would be based on other reality segments,” Jjs said. “You guys have seen Fear Factor, right?”

“Now I see where you’re getting at…” said teenj. “Destroying tikis….that sounds fun.”

*Confessional Cam*

Teenj: We’re only at like the first quarter of the competition, but this is still a dumb idea. What have those tikis ever done to us?

*End*

“If you guys refuse to take part in the bungee jumping, I might have to switch around the stunt for Maelstrom and Legendary’s challenge, so you guys would end up eating bugs, jellyfish splooge, or whatever the hell you guys wouldn’t want to stomach,” said Jjs. “It’s a Fear Factor based game anyway.”

“If that’s our only option to destroy tikis for team immunity,” Nuggets was saying and held on to one of the hooks. “Then I’ll go ahead and jump down and then see myself projectile vomit as a way to act in response to that statement you just made.”

And he did.

As soon as Nuggets was going to spring back, the other contestants took their hooks and watch themselves descend and get near the tikis. First shown for his fall was Metal Snake.

“Target cited, Colonel,” Metal Snake said, communicating through his Codec. “I jumped off from the Sea Needle to break these strange tikis. I don’t know if I should raise suspicions of these.”

“Do you remember that one part from the Metal Gear franchise where Snake does down a building to bash tikis?” Dragiiin questioned towards Metal Snake while dropping down. “This isn’t your type of challenge, pal.”

“I don’t like this place,” Metal Snake said to himself.

“Well, this is just a type of challenge you’ll have to get used too before we end up doing these again,” terminoob added. “I’m just saying.”

“These electrical-looking tikis look suspicious though,” Crushing remarked.

As soon as crushing attempts to bash it, it explodes and sends him back to the top of the platform.

“Should’ve warned you guys about those thunder tikis, watch for those!” Jjs called out.

Meanwhile, for Team Maelstrom….

“For the sake of extreme sports, I can totally do this!” Trophy said.

“Alright Trophy, don’t let us down!” Steel remarked.

Suddenly, the hooks loosened from Steel’s and Trophy’s cords, causing them to make their way down into the ground. They both screamed once as they felt gravity starting to take its toll.

“Why do we have to fall in a situation like this?” Trophy asked aloud.

“I don’t know, I’m too busy thinking about how we’re not going to be a pile of guts!” Steel exclaimed.

At the midst of their fall, Steel and Trophy were frozen in place, as the entire perspective was paused by CNF and Jjs.

“Oh man, how will Steel and Trophy get out of this dilemma? Let’s go over to the commercials and until next time, we’ll see what happens to them!” CNF announced.

“This doesn’t look like the time for a commercial, so we ought to think of some kind of ass pull to spare their lives, shouldn’t we?” Jjs said.

“Then I guess we’ll do just that,” CNF replied.

The scene now resumed to where it stopped Steel and Trophy’s drop. While they were still falling, Spongebob and Patrick were seen carrying a trampoline below the two contestants’ fall.

“It’s a good thing we found this trampoline from the Sea Needle’s next-door trampoline exhibit,” said Spongebob.

“But why are we doing this again?” Patrick questioned.

Steel and Trophy eventually fell into the springy trampoline, continued screaming, and bounced all the way back to the top platform.

“So your cords loosened, not to worry now with the trampolines below ground,” Jjs said to the two contestants, “now you both can just do it over again.”

“Catch you on the flip side, Steel. I’m going to continue playing this sport!” Trophy said and hooked himself back to his equipment and plunged down.

“Are you going to go back down there, Steel?” Jjs asked.

“When that little safety concern suddenly occurred, I don’t think its safe enough for take another chance at bungee jumping to break those tikis,” Steel responded.

“Well that is simply unjust….” Jjs replied and then brought out a chicken hat. “Yet, for stepping down from this challenge, you get yourself a chicken hat and you will be walking back home!”

“I’m eliminated!?” Steel asked loudly and astonished.

“In other words: back to the submarine,” Jjs continued and put the chicken hat behind his back for a moment…only to reveal a seagull hat, “and you can actually take this instead, since we sure were on fire with unoriginality today. From rehashing a BFBB challenge, and ripping off Fear Factor and Total Drama, you can see what we mean. Also, seagulls make more sense since chickens aren’t underwater….I’ll stop talking and you go back to the submarine.”

“Look at this, host!” Dylan said off-screen before he was seen back at the inside of the Needle. “I got you a shiny, gold spatula!”

Jjs went over to examine it, only to throw it off the building thereafter.

“This is plastic!” Jjs uttered. “Looks like I also forgot to tell you about the fake ones. May I suggest destroying all those tikis with your team?”

From the backside, Jjs was shown to be holding an authentic looking golden spatula from behind.

“I’ll be on that,” Dylan replied and plunged out again from the Sea Needle to destroy more tikis, as suggested.

The next perspective continues to show Team Maelstrom’s progress, destroying most of the tikis in their way, bashing and trashing their way through until Clappy could see a golden spatula.

Clappy sprung back over to Jjs from the top and instantly showed him the spatula he retrieved.

“You know what they say, Claps,” Jjs was saying, “all that glitters is not gold. Really, this spatula isn’t actually the real deal.”

“What are you saying?” Clappy asked, puzzled.

“Get back in the game and hopefully you won’t have to wear the seagull hat on your way out, like Steel and this other contender just now…” Jjs replied, referring to Metal Snake.

“I’m making a forfeit without a reason pertaining to cowardice,” Metal Snake proclaimed.

Meanwhile, Team Calamity and Team Valkyrie entered Inferno Island after hitching a boat ride over to the aforementioned location.

“This place is filled with prisoners and agents on the lookout,” said E.V.I.L.

“If we’re going to save Aya, we have to do this by turning ourselves in.” Cha said. “We’ve got nothing to lose at this point, isn’t that right, CF? What do you think CDCB?”

“We’ve got nothing to lose expect the game,” CF responded. “If we do lose though, I want to get the boot.”

“I think this would be against the odds of we’re trying to do in these of challenges, and that is being tactical of our infiltration,” CDCB pointed out.

“He has a point, so our team’s not going to take the easy, risky way of getting inside enemy lines,” Shinya said.

Team Valkyrie walked up to the agent in-charge of the admission and the agent started to negotiate with them.

“Are you folks here to see our captive, Aya?” The agent asked.

“Yes we are!” Cha answered boldly.

In an instant, Team Valkyrie appeared inside Inferno Island, locked up in a cell.

“See? We’re in the clear and we’ll hopefully find Aya around these parts,” Cha said.

“Aya could be anywhere, even but here,” SG10 said, “Do you have any bright ideas of how we get past these bars, or get us locked out?”

“And this is where we’re going to think tactically,” Cha continued. “Considering that the agents see us as captives now, they’d less likely suspect us to find a way out unless we think of a good idea to leave this cell AND out of their noses….and I got nothing strategic on my mind!”

“As long as the guards don’t realize we’re making an escape, we’re definitely in the clear,” SG10 replied.

“I’ve got to break it you Cha, your crazy plan has given us a risk of winning, so we could’ve done something different than getting us locked inside here,” CDCB remarked and kneeled to the hard surface. “I suggest we tunnel out of this jail cell.”

“If we’re standing in the middle of something soft, that’s possible…” SG10 pointed out as CDCB smacked his hand into the surface.

“Is there any way of getting the key to lock us out?” Sauce asked.

“That depends, where’s the key?” CDCB questioned.

“It’s across from our distance,” CF said, pointing north to where the jail key was hanging about.

“I can see an air vent above our feet!” CDCB said, pointing above to the air opening. He then hops onto the mattress. “And we’ll use this bed to get better height and reach the vent!” He does so and it turns out he was jumping normally, even through the bed. “I guess that mattress doesn’t have any springs?”

“What was that noise!?” A guard shouted out.

“It was our….sink,” Cha fibbed.

The guard then presumes by leaving sight of Team Valkyrie.

“Ugh, this isn’t thinking outside the box!” SG10 said out of annoyance.

“Do you have any good ideas SG10?” Sauce asked. “You got brains on our side!”

I wonder how Team Calamity’s doing, they might be ahead by now… SG10 thought. She thought hard on her own plan of escape and then said aloud, “I think I’ve got an elaborate idea of getting out of this cell!”

The perspective is now focused on Team Calamity. They are seen jumping across the brick wall, yet OMJ is seen to be struggling.

“Make sure you’re not seen OMJ,” Elastic whispered. “Remember that there are agents on patrol and security cameras installed around most of the area.”

“Getting caught is one thing I’m nervous about…” said OMJ.

“While Shinya and E.V.I.L. keep steady watch on the guards, jump down and I’ll catch you,” Elastic replied to OMJ, still sounding quiet.

OMJ does so and slightly crunch Elastic Dog’s body. Once as OMJ gets off of Elastic, the team sees one of the guards pointing the flashlight near the group and end up spotted.

“Aw shit, let’s make a run for it!” Elastic exclaimed.

“So much for our strategy….” Shinya added.

As suggest by Elastic, he and the rest of Team Calamity make a run for it, ignoring sight from the other agents and video capture from the security cameras.

“This is not a bold idea!” OMJ said.

“We still have to get through the main point of our challenge, which is saving Aya!” Elastic Dog responded. “I know how much you’d want Aya to be on our team if Jjs allows that, and that can give our team an edge as well! We got security’s attention and those guards after us, no problem. No matter what damage is done from us, we still have to save Aya.”

Minutes before, the agent, who held Aya captive, was in the warden’s quarters giving her a talk.

“So Aya, I’ve heard you got information on Jjs’ show and its progress of attaining information from us,” said the agent. “What do you have to say for Agent 69?”

“Actually, call me Agent Xerox,” Aya responded, “and I can say that your face looks like a zombie.”

“I expected that response, but you’re Aya and that’s final. Tell me about what you know about the contestants from the game show and if they’ve already headed this way….or more importantly, the information!” Agent 69 replied.

“Well, you did send those guys a video, maybe the contestants are coming here. Also, you’ll never know what’s coming at you,” Aya replied, “especially when I make my escape!”

Aya rushes over to the exit and kicks it open. She had enough agility to prevent herself from being snagged by Agent 69.

"There she goes," Agent 69 thought. "Never mind about the UWS crew’s plans, someday we’ll launch a downright sneaky attack on them…."

Meanwhile, Team Valkyrie was setting up their escape. Sauce carried the bathroom mirror and everyone else set up the mattress in place. Water from the sink was flowing through the cell.

“That should be our plan, got it?” SG10 said.

“That sounds strangely heinous. I like your crazy thinking!” Cha commented.

Before the mattress begins to move, Cha grips on the mattress. As one of the guards take notice of water streaming around from the cell, CDCB quickly grabs the flashlight while the guard asks about the commotion. Passing the flashlight to Sauce, Sauce quickly puts the mirror in front and sheds a light to reflect onto the guard’s eyes, causing him to run around and bump into the bars and cause them to shake a bit. With that being their given cue, Cha gives the mattress a push before jumping right into it. The force was indeed enough to pull out the sink and crash into the lower section of the bars. Once most of the lower part was bent broken, Team Valkyrie duck and barely manage to pass through. Due the sink being broken, more overflowing happens. While riding around, the group sees Aya running from the warden’s room to escape.

As Valkyrie went through the bars, Team Calamity opened up the door and spotted Aya in the distance, running for her.

The team to get a grip of Aya was Team Valkyrie, causing the other team to go for their direction.

“I told you guys I can take care of myself,” said Aya.

“We’ll have to carry you back to where Jjs is if we have to gain immunity,” Cha responded.

“Yep, now there goes our immunity…” said Shinya.

“Not if we take Aya from them!” E.V.I.L. shouted out.

Back to the first portion of the challenge, the teams were almost done destroying the tikis, with Nuggets demolishing the last ones in their side, then terminoob on his team’s side. Nuggets took off with the last golden spatula in sight.

“That should do it. Will this golden spatula give us the win?” Nuggets asked.

Jjs examines it and then instantly discards it, throwing it off the Sea Needle.

“Are you implying that all of those golden spatulas were worthless!?” Wumbo inquired angrily.

“Here’s a little twist I’ve compromised….” Jjs was saying. “The challenge was to retrieve a golden spatula, but also for the team to destroy every last of those tikis. Basically, to fool you guys, I deconstructed one of the directions of the challenge for one loophole. Which team destroyed the last of them first….at least in their territory?”

“I don’t like surprises,” said Clappy. “I’ll assure you that I saw Nuggets destroying the last of the tikis from our side while Legendary was still at it.”

“And so he has spoken,” Jjs announced and passed the real golden spatula behind his back to Clappy. “Team Maelstrom wins and will be evaluated with either Calamity or Valkyrie for official immunity.”

Eventually, the two other teams have arrived. Jjs was quick to notice Aya on Valkyrie’s side.

“And it looks like Valkyrie’s successful retrieval of Aya means they win the second portion of the challenge,” Jjs announced. “In fact, with Team Maelstrom being short of one player due to one of them “chickening out,” the quantity of Valkyrie allows for me to give them first place immunity.”

“Yeah, we did it!” CDCB cheered. “I can actually get used to guys for the rest of the game.”

“No problem,” said Sauce.

“Now it’s come down to the tiebreaker round between Team Legendary and Team Calamity,” Jjs continued. “Who will you guys pick to play it out?”

“We pick terminoob!” The rest of the members of Team Legendary cried out.

“We’re going to count on Elastic,” E.V.I.L. said.

Once as the two contestants were chosen, Jjs handed out a bag of doubloons to each.

“For this tiebreaker, you two are holding a bag of 100 doubloons, and you guys will be gambling on them during a set of questions that each contains a wager. Based on the wager, you guys will either gain or lose an amount of the doubloons. Whoever gets zero is the team that will join the chopping block,” Jjs announced. “We’ll do this quickly, and make sure you both think hard on what to answer.”

“Alright, I’m ready,” said Elastic.

“Okay, first question for 50 doubloons,” Jjs said, “Spongebob has six holes when seen up front, fact or hoax?”

“I say fact,” terminoob declared.

“I’m going with hoax!” Elastic stated.

“Terminoob has the correct answer,” Jjs announced. “That raises his total to 150 while Elastic now has 50. The second question is for 100 doubloons. No peeking for this one, just look at me. Steel is one of the teammates who abruptly left the other half of the challenge, fact or hoax?”

Damn, I’m going to have to bet my luck on this! Elastic thought before saying aloud, “Fact!”

“If that’s his case, then I say hoax,” said terminoob. “If that’s not right, blame me for not paying attention to Maelstrom’s party arrangement.”

“Elastic’s got it! That raises his total to 150 while terminoob is down to 50.” Jjs announced. “Question 3 is going to be for all the marbles with 150 doubloons if Elastic gets this wrong. Team Valkyrie’s prize for winning is not only the Winner’s Lounge, but Aya as their teammate, fact or hoax?”

"Jjs usually pulls some twists and turns. I won’t know if Aya’s placement onto the game is really going to happen." Elastic thought.

It seems obvious that Aya would be allowed in the game, since she ended up here anyway. Terminoob thought. Afterwards he shoots out, “Fact!”

“The answer is hoax!”

“And the winner is….Team Legendary!” Jjs announced, “By the way Team Valkyrie, congrats on having Aya on your team. Now hand over your bag, Elastic. Terminoob has received 200 doubloons for his team. The rest of Team Calamity will attend the ceremony for tonight’s elimination.”

*Spy Gadget Ceremony*

“Jjs….where are the gadgets?” OMJ asked.

“Shipping problems, I’ll give you guys your things by the next morning,” Jjs answered. “We’re running out of time, so I’m better off calling out the names of who’s not going home: Old Man Jenkins….Shinya….and….

E.V.I.L….”

“So that means I’m going home?” Elastic questioned.

“You went against strategy for your challenge and failed against terminoob in the tiebreaker,” Jjs responded. “It should be clear.”

“It wasn’t my fault that terminoob was a tough competitor in trivia-based challenges like that one,” Elastic replied.

“Now you have to the spy car ride home, my friend.”

“Hold the phone!” A voice suddenly cried out, revealing CF. “I volunteer to take Elastic’s elimination as I forfeit this game!”

“CF, what are you doing?” Sauce whispered. “I can’t believe you’re throwing yourself off!”

“Look, I know you guys can do it, but I think I need time away from UWS at this point forward,” CF replied. “So, are you going to take me away, host?”

“Strange for someone to be part a team’s immunity and quit otherwise,” Jjs mused. “If it’s a forfeit you want, then you can take the spy car. Elastic, consider your elimination spared.”

Like so, CF entered the spy car doors and the contestants watched as it drifted away.

“What a heck of an episode. Will Elastic prove his team worthy? How will Team Valkyrie handle Aya, now that she’s part of the game? And what challenge awaits while we’re still not halfway? These questions will be answered next time on Underwater Survivor: 003 Waterfall,” Jjs finished.
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Eliminated: CartoonCF (Withdrawn, spite being part of the winning team)
Aya joins Team Valkyrie.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

New episode, finally. For the umpteenth time, sorry for the delays. It happens when you get more focused with community college.

 

59. On Her Majesty's Wheel of Fortune

 

It starts out with Steel Sponge in his team cabin binge drinking….or eating through a jar of seahorse radish.

 

“New episode coming out soon…” Steel muttered.

 

“Are you getting drunk on seahorse radish?” Clappy asked. “Seriously, what the hell is going on with you  ?”

 

“The gnarliest stuff in the ocean, that’s for sure,” Steel responded in his drunken tone.

 

“Our team was wondering why you weren’t with us to discuss shows like The Walking Dead and Legend of Korra, even though you’ve known little about them,” Clappy replied.

 

“Why do you want to talk about that? What about the game and who could be on the chopping block next? Since when did you guys not want to talk about the game?”

 

“I don’t know Steel, since we suddenly started sounding more like ourselves? Come on, it’s been long since you had a discussion with us.”

 

As Clappy lead Steel to where the rest of his teammates were, Metal Snake’s codex sounded off and he answered it.

 

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Metal Snake: This is Snake again.

 

President Squidward: Any word on those files you and the others retrieved, or info on one of the mysterious agents?

 

Metal Snake: I’m just going to have a word with the host. I can’t keep up with this act anymore because we’re better off not sounding so forced.

 

President Squidward: You’re right. Can you remind me again why we’re having conversations together?

 

Metal Snake: Something to do with this Metal Gear Solid junk. It’s only a theme, but this is still a game show based on Spongebob. Since we’re going to act more normal, can you explain why you hate Frozen with very valid reasons, no posing, and no meme garbage?

 

President Squidward: The Frozen 2 thread got trashed because of our arguing, you know. It’s funny how people think everyone else hate on the movie for its popularity. Frozen never really amazed me, and that’s what I think. I know you like the movie, but you can’t make me like it, because I thought it sucked so much.

 

Metal Snake: Ugh, at least explain it further.

 

President Squidward: How about you tell Colonel “Sugar-Free Cornflakes” about your little obsession with the movie?

 

Metal Snake: Ouch, Sugar-Free Cornflakes. We’re supposed to pretend that one episode never happened. I’m out. From now on, I’m not Solid Snake, Snakecloud, or anyone else, but I am the one and only Metal Snake.

 

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The rest of Team Legendary listened to the conversation from behind a wall. Crushing then said, “He’s definitely not Solid Snake, but I appreciate him for trying to play like the character.”

 

“Why are we even talking about that shit? Do you guys even know REAL anime games?” Dragiiin questioned.

 

“Good ol’ Drag,” Wumbo added.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Dragiiin: oh so now this author is trying to get our characters right.

 

*End*

 

“Hey Metal Snake, get the fuck over here,” Dylan called out.

 

Hearing his teammate, Metal Snake went over to Team Legendary’s side.

 

“What’s up?” Metal Snake asked.

 

“We’ve been talking….” Crushing was saying, before terminoob cuts him off for a moment.

 

“Except me, I wasn’t talking. I was thinking about how the random changes are going to help me with delivering some lines,” said terminoob.

 

“Dude, can you stop trying to be Solid Snake for the entire game? It’s getting you nowhere,” Dylan requested.

 

“  ,“ said Metal Snake, in his best Squall impression.

 

“That’s the spirit!” Dylan responded. “Now let’s meet up with Jjs. I’ve got some complaints for him….”

 

Meanwhile, Team Valkyrie was chilling inside the Winner’s Lounge. Jjs then came in with a bag of doubloons.

 

“You got us doubloons, mang?” Aya said. “I can’t wait to spend this on some good weed.”

 

“No, Aya. Since you’re new to this show, this is what you with these doubloons: you and your team will be using these for the store to buy some useful stuff for a future challenge,” Jjs explained. “It’s not for today’s challenge though, that one’s different. Since Team Valkyrie won last time, this bag of doubloons will also be your prize.”

 

And so, Jjs handed over the bag to Team Valkyrie and left the Winner’s Longue.

 

“We should save our doubloons for now and go for the thing at the top shelf   ,” Cha said pointing over to a jester hat. “And hopefully we will have enough for that, since we’re a powerhouse team.”

 

“Anyhow, it’s great to have you in the game, Aya!” Sauce commented.

 

“UWS did need some Aya,” Aya responded.

 

“That’s great that we have another teammate, but where’s CF? I thought we won the last challenge,” said CDCB.

 

“We almost forgot to tell you. CF withdrew last night. Sorry about that, CDCB   ,” said Cha.

 

“Aw man, I can’t believe my girlfriend got the boot,” CDCB remarked.

 

“Whoa, you and CF have been dating, mang?” Sauce questioned. “I can’t believe I just found that out as well.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

CDCB: So I guess being on Team Valkyrie wasn’t too bad at first when we had CF. I just didn’t tell the others that CF was my girlfriend….

 

*End*

 

Eventually, the remaining contestants were gathered to meet up with Jjs, who was going to announce what the next challenge will be.

 

“Are you guys exciting for our next social networking challenge?” Jjs asked.

 

“I’m honestly tired of this show, does anyone else agree?” Dylan complained.

 

“I never thought you’d wanted to be eliminated so badly,” Jjs responded. “Care to elaborate, Dylan?   ”

 

“am i the only one who realizes that UWS is in some action series ghetto?” Dylan replied. “Heck, i tried to make a separate forum for ponies a long time ago, but at least i don’t try the mix a Spongebob and SBC game with James Bond and Metal Gear Solid, cuz’ really? Lol.”

 

“I tell you what, why don’t you ask the author?” Jjs suggested. “I understand, and we’re working out that flaw….”

 

“And that’s why I should be host instead,” Dylan continued. “I can make my own UWS, where I’m not only the host but where I also win it!”

 

“I’m just going to insert my two cents. Dylan has a bit of a point: the action is making UWS feel dead on the inside,” Clappy said. “Don’t even get me started with all the previous challenges: the Tumblr challenge: Boring. The Reef challenge: Incredibly grandiose of how boring and hollow it was. The SBM challenge: I’m just really sick of people milking that website to the point that we had to compete against them again. The bungee jumping challenge: you get my point.”

 

“Yeah, I’d rather be at the comfort of my home in snowy weather eating through a jar of Nutella,” E.V.I.L. added.

 

“Is it really that bad?” Steel asked.

 

“It’s bad enough that Shin changed his name to a symbol,” OMJ responded.

 

“Well, I have a confession to make….” Jjs said.

 

“Go ahead as you please,” said teenj. “To add to the conversation, UWS should be improved because we all deserve better.”

 

“I pretended to be danger before this season started, okay?” Jjs was explaining. He then turns around and turns his head back to say “What a twist!”

 

The audience via satellite also joined in to say the phrase.

 

“All the agents you guys ran into are Guests I’ve hired as actors to do what they need to do. This was my way of creating thrills for this season. Think of this central theme as a big treasure hunt. Now can we all stop with breaking the fourth wall and stop acknowledging the problems all the time?”

 

“So the 000 guy is a big fraud?” teenj asked.

 

“I’m keeping his real identity a secret, but he seems like he’s taking the game too seriously. Don’t worry. We’re not in actual danger.” Jjs continued. “Would it make you guys feel better if I told you all that this challenge is going to be Wheel of Fortune – Spongebob themed?”

 

“It’s not sports, so I’m not feeling better yet,” said Trophy.

 

“That doesn’t sound too bad,” Wumbo said.

 

“And not as bad as your old top 50 worst songs list,” terminoob remarked.

 

“You just had to bring that up.  " Wumbo replied.

 

“Either you play or you get eaten by a lion,” Jjs added. “….Or a sea lion in this case. Now that just backfired. Otherwise, meet me at 7:00 EST.”

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Steel: Spongebob Wheel of Fortune just gives me bad memories, no wonder why I never wanted to keep playing after my first time.

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Dylan: Great, we went from Roblox levels of unfairness to actual Spongebob Wheel of Fortune unfairness!

 

*End*

 

Later at 4:00 PST, Jjs, CNF, and the contestants entered the cyberspace. The contestants gazed upon the giant wheel in front of the two hosts.

 

“Here’s how this game will work: whichever team finishes the most puzzles gets the Winner’s Longue and a bag of doubloons. Whichever team finishes zero or scores the least, they will vote off a player tonight,” Jjs announced. “If things get out of hand, I will do a change-up, or….”

 

“….Or Sailor CNF gunna attack us with bubbles?” Elastic Dog said.

 

“Hey, you wouldn’t fuck with me if I did do that!” CNF argued.

 

“….Or nothing will be changed if you guys stay quiet instead of having pointless fits,” Jjs finished. “Let’s start with the toss-up round: “Characters” is the category.”

 

Letters started to light up on the board to form a word. The first contestant to buzz in was OMJ for Team Calamity.

 

“Sheldon J. Plankton,” OMJ answered.

 

“Correct! That gives Team Calamity a point,” Jjs announced. “So, how does it feel to score a point for your team in the warm-up round, OMJ?”

 

“Oh, I’m feeling it now, Jjs.” OMJ responded.

 

“I thought you were feeling a warm spot, speaking of “warm-up round,”” CDCB joked.

 

“Lame,” Aya commented.

 

“While CDCB tries to work on his jokes, I’ll give out the next board in a few minutes,” said Jjs.

 

“Just stay silent. This game will go by quicker and smoothly if we do that,” Steel whispered. “….Please.”

 

“As a former moderator and a UWS contestant, I got your guys’ backs,” said teenj.

 

“To make things more interesting, there’s another prize: the highest scoring team will take a player and make him or her join their side. Think wisely on that, there’s no take backs,” Jjs announced.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Teenj: To be honest, I’d pick OMJ for our team. He’ll give us a good edge if he was on our side.

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Cha: I’d probably pick OMJ so I can have some more Hey Arnold/Kappa Mikey sessions with him.

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Crushing: I’d pick OMJ. Even though I feel Team Calamity is better off with a very good player like him, I also feel we could use him for our team.

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OMJ: I won’t be surprised if I get chosen, unless our team wins. For sure, I would choose Aya, now that she’s in the game.

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E.V.I.L.: We need to win since we’re low on teammates. It would be blast if we get someone like Cha or Claps!

 

*End*

 

“This next round should be a lot longer,” Jjs announced. “Each of you guys from your teams will take turns to spin the wheel. The category is “Food & Drink.””

 

Being the winning team, Team Valkyrie was the first team to go, with Sauce being the first member to spin.

 

“C ,” Sauce guessed.

 

“There’s one C,” Jjs said and the tile on the board lights up with said letter showing up.

 

Cha now gave the wheel a spin and she guesses, “R.”

 

Yes, there’s one R,” Jjs said and the letter appeared on the board.

 

Aya was now at the wheel and landed on “Lose a Turn.”

 

“Are you kidding me right now?   ” Aya stated.

 

“It’s only Spongebob Wheel of Fortune,” said Jjs. “Anyways, the board now belongs to Team Maelstrom.

 

The next member to give the wheel a spin was Steel from the aforementioned team.

 

“S,” Steel guessed.

 

“Yup, there is one S,” Jjs states and the letter appears on the board.

 

Nuggets gave the wheel a spin and lands on “Bankrupt,” unfortunately.

 

“Fuck this, man.” Nuggets remarked.

 

“Your team still has a shot, just wait for your next turn,” says Jjs. “Now the board goes to Team Legendary.”

 

 “I swear if we land on Bankrupt…” said Dylan.

 

“I thought we were already bankrupt,” terminoob reassured.

 

Wumbo spins the wheel and then says, “Throw me some L’s.”

 

“There are two L’s,” Jjs announced and the letters showed up on the board.

 

It was now Drag’s turn to spin and he says, “This isn’t Wheel of Fortune, this is the freaking Letter Game.”

 

“Are you going to guess the letter, son?” Jjs asked.

 

“I’m going to solve the puzzle!” Dragiiin continued. “What is Christ!? What do I win?”

 

“Wrong game Drag,” Jjs replied. The buzzer sounded, as Dragiiin’s guess was wrong. “Your guess was wrong so the board now goes to Team Calamity.”

 

“Jesus Christ, Dragiiin!” Dylan exclaimed.

 

E.V.I.L. spins the wheel and guesses, “A P.”

 

“There’s one P,” Jjs announced and the letter appears on the board.

 

The next person to spin was Elastic who says, “A K.”

 

“There’s one K. You guys are doing well so far,” said Jjs.

 

“I’d also like to buy a vowel: an E for Elastic.”

 

“There’s two E’s,” Jjs continued and the said letters appeared on the board.

 

The wheel was then given to OMJ, who says, “an F.”

 

“As usual, put that letter on the board,” Jjs said.

 

“I’d like to solve the puzzle,” OMJ continued, “Chili Kelp Fries.”

 

“Correct, and that gives Team Calamity another point!”  Jjs announced.

 

“Ugh, we should’ve gotten that point!” Dylan exclaimed.

 

“I’ll have the next puzzle ready in a few minutes,” Jjs announced. “Also, a reminder for you guys: even if the game seems unfair, do not disrupt during mid-game. You guys know I don’t like interruptions.”

 

Minutes later, the board shows up with a new puzzle with the category being “Episode Title.” The first team to spin the wheel was Team Calamity due to them finishing the previous puzzle.

 

“An S,” E.V.I.L. guessed.

 

“Yes, there is one S,” Jjs said and a tile on the board lights up with said word.

 

Shin spins the wheel next and says, “A P.”

 

The buzzer sounds as Shin groans due to not getting a letter. The wheel now goes to Team Maelstrom and Clappy gives it a spin, only to land on “Lose a Turn.”

 

“Aw man, you’ve got to be kidding me,” Clappy said.

 

“You’ll get your chance soon enough, now it’s Team Valkyrie’s turn,” Jjs said.

 

Cha gives the wheel a spin and it lands on a money wedge, “An R!”

 

“There’s one R,” Jjs said and the board now reveals the letter next to the “S.”

 

Sauce then spins the wheel and guesses, “A T!”

 

“There are two T’s, let’s show ‘em,” Jjs announced and said letters appeared on the board.

 

SG10 spins the wheel now and then declares, “An H!”

 

“There are two H’s,” Jjs states and the letters immediately appear on the board.

 

“There is a vowel that I’m fond of making a purchase,” SG10 then said, “An O, please.”

 

“Trying to sound classy again, I see? There is one O,” Jjs announced and then shows it on the board.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

SG10: Note to self, lay off the SAT vocabulary….

 

*End*

 

It was now Aya’s turn to spin the wheel and it lands on “Bankrupt.”

 

“Oh come on, and I just started playing in this show!” Aya exclaimed.

 

It was now Team Legendary’s turn at the wheel. When Wumbo spun it, it landed on “Bankrupt.”

 

“Ugh,” Wumbo muttered.

 

“I feel like pistachio ice cream right now…” Dylan said, who was about to snap.

 

“Just take it easy bro,” said Crushing.

 

Due to losing the turn, it was now Team Calamity’s turn at spinning the wheel. OMJ spins it and then guesses, “An N.”

 

“There are three N’s,” Jjs announced and they each showed up on the board.

 

E.V.I.L. now gave the wheel a spin and then said, “B!”

 

“There’s one B,” Jjs said and the letter appears on the board.

 

“I’d also like to buy a vowel: an A,” E.V.I.L. continued.

 

“There’s three A’s,” Jjs stated. As usual, the letters then show up on the game board.

 

“I’d like to solve the puzzle: “Naughty Nautical Neighbors.”

 

“Correct, Team Calamity is still in the lead with three points!” Jjs announced as the board finishes up with the last of the letters.

 

“This is obviously rigged! Calamity’s the only team that’s getting the points!” Trophy exclaimed.

 

“This game isn’t rigged, lol. You guys just don’t get as lucky…” Jjs responded.

 

“I feel like fucking pistachio ice cream!” Dylan cried out.

 

Before Jjs was going to give out the next board for the next round, most of the contestants gave out a series of outbursts and comments, such as:

 

“Arguing is getting us nowhere, Dylan,” says Metal Snake.

 

“Shut up, you’re not helping!” Dylan exclaimed.

 

“My first time is already looking bad,” Aya commented.

 

“I didn’t even go yet and I thought I’m usually good at these games!” CDCB adds.

 

“Lol guys, it’s just a fucking game,” said Elastic.

 

“Yeah, shut up gaiz,” says Dragiiin.

 

“Kumbaya!” Wumbo snapped.

 

“Pointless exposition,” Clappy deadpanned.

 

“This is getting ridiculous,” SG10 said.

 

“Where are my Nutella lords when I need them?” E.V.I.L. says.

 

The endless bickering ends with CNF shouting out “Soldier of Love and Tolerance, Sailor Mercury Avatar Solider CNF! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!” Afterwards, he blasts bubbles at all the contestants and they instantly stopped.

 

“I warned you guys, I fucking warned ya’!” CNF then said.

 

Nuggets then delivers a rousing monologue. “Seriously guys, just shut up! First we register complaints about the show near Jjs’ face and now we fight in the middle of this game? That’s two fights in one day and we shall not continue with this nonsense and make UWS an unsafe game to be in. In fact, most of you guys are acting like your old selves, and we’ve apologized about our past stupidity numerous times. We can’t let our minds slip back into those days. It’s hard work for Jjs to be the host and set up the challenges and he does a really good job at it. Can we please continue with the game and show our host some respect? This is a really sad day for Spongebob and internet influenced game shows everywhere. Shape up.”

 

“Wow Nugs, that was beautiful   ,” E.V.I.L. remarked.

 

“Once again, Nugs upstages us,” Clappy added.

 

“You guys are a handful,” said Jjs. “Anyways, due to the recent bickering, I’m reducing the team players to 2 each, preferably the ones who were the most quiet during all that hassle. Steel and teenj from Team Maelstrom, OMJ and (symbol) from Team Calamity, Sauce and Cha from Team Valkyrie, terminoob and crushingmayhem from Team Legendary, you guys each stay for the rest of the game. Anyhow, we’re going to do another toss-up round. The category is “On the Map.”

 

“Not even my speech will let me stay?” Nuggets questioned. “That’s cool if I don’t play though. Good luck Steel and teenj.”

 

“Good thing I was only rolling my eyes at that time,” said terminoob.

 

“Let’s do this!” OMJ said, similar to Flatts the Flounder.

 

The toss-up round commenced. Terminoob buzzed in and said “The Chum Bucket.”

 

“Correct! That earns a point for Team Legendary,” Jjs announced.

 

“Yes, I knew we got it!” Dylan cried out, who was now in the audience spot with the others.

 

A short montage follows to emphasize the remaining rounds, Team Legendary managed to finish another puzzle in the next regular round. The round after that, Team Valkyrie also managed to score a point by finishing a puzzle. The montage ends with the third toss-up round where Team Legendary got the correct answer. Teams Legendary and Calamity were now tied, with Team Valkyrie in third while Team Maelstrom ends up with zero.

 

“It’s now come to the Final Spin or otherwise the speed-up round. Since Maelstrom got zero points, they will face elimination tonight. Team Valkyrie is saved, but with only one point, they will not continue this challenge,” Jjs announced. “The category is “On the Map” again.

 

“At least we tried, but I could’ve been a bit more active,” says teenj.

 

“I could’ve answered quicker, but oh well,” Steel stated.

 

The first team to go was from Calamity’s side. Shin went first and guessed, “S.”

 

“There’s one S,” Jjs said and the letter appeared the board.

 

Switching over to Team Legendary, terminoob said, “R.”

 

“There’s one R,” Jjs said.

 

Going back over to Team Calamity, OMJ says, “N.”

 

“There’s one N. Come on, let’s hurry this up.”

 

Back to Team Legendary, crushing says, “T.”

 

“There are no T’s.”

 

“H,” Shin guessed. There were no H’s.

 

“L,” terminoob guessed. One L appeared on the board.

 

“I’ll buy a vowel: A,” OMJ said. There were no A’s.

 

Now Crushing’s turn, he also buys a vowel: E. Three E’s appeared on the board.

 

“I’m going to solve the puzzle,” Crushing declared, “Glove Universe.”

 

“And Team Legendary is our winning team!” Jjs announced. “Now you guys have to think about which player you guys should steal from their other team.”

 

Team Legendary then huddled together to discuss which contestant they will take for their side with various members feeling anxious and how it would affect their team if they were chosen.

 

“It was a hard decision, but in the end, we chose…..Old Man Jenkins,” crushing asserted.

 

“Wow, I haven been transferred to another team since the Chum Famine of ’59!” Old Man Jenkins said and immediately groups over to his new team.

 

“We were so close, broskis,” Shin said towards E.V.I.L. and Elastic.

 

“And we’re not going to be like Team Algae all over again,” said Elastic. “Other than that, I’m going to bed…”

 

*Kabob Ceremony*

 

“Cool, we have kabobs this time?” teenj said.

 

“The based author was running out of ideas for spy gadget designs anyways….yeah, that’s my excuse,” Jjs said holding a plate of kabobs before tossing them out to Clappy, Nuggets, and Trophy. “Clappy, Nuggets, and Trophy are safe.”

 

Steel Sponge and teenj12 sit in the Bottom 2.

 

“The two of guys are facing judgment because either your other teammates felt you could screw up in the future or they felt you weren’t really doing anything much.”

 

“Teenj wasn’t as active today anyways, no offense,” says Steel.

 

“None taken,” teenj replied.

 

“By a small margin, Steel is saved while teenj gets to ride the Spy Car home,” Jjs announced, giving Steel the last kabob.

 

“I’ll miss you guys very much , “ teenj concludes before stepping inside. The spy car then zoomed off with the eliminated contestant.

 

“That sure wasn’t a dramatic elimination, but hopefully we’ve shown that our season is improving. How will Team Calamity survive with only three teammates? How will Team Legendary manage with now 7 teammates? And what does JCM and SpongeSebastian have to offer for their aftermath special? Find out next time in Underwater SBC: 003 Waterfall,” Jjs finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

 

Eliminated: teenj12

Steel Sponge gets the last kabob.

Old Man Jenkins joins Team Legendary after being chosen as part of the prize.