Underwater Survivor: SBC Style (003 Waterfall)

[CDCB]

So excited! Can't wait!

[Steel Sponge]

28. The Quarreling Quail

In front of the camera was jjs, the set was now in an old Legends of the Hidden Temple set, which was somewhere in Orlando, Florida.

“Welcome back to UWS,” said jjs. “This time, we got land…while keeping our reputation alive, because there will be water,” he continued, “We are back in the temple, and we decided to revamp it and have 8 of our new contestants and 8 of our veterans compete for the new grand prize of 1 million dollars.”

“We also have done some more organization, CF and JCM are the new Aftermath hosts and SG10, SOF, and terminoob are joining the fun.” 70s announced.

"Who will lose and who will win?” Jjs said, “You will have to find out in UWS: The Lost Temples,” jjs finished.

Later, a half hour passed and the bus with the contestants arrived.

“I welcome you guys our Season 2 competitors,” said jjs, “And there they are now,” he said once they stepped out.

“I just can’t wait to win my million dollars,” said Ex.

”Just what I need, another season,” said Wumbology, “But the money, sure I can with that.”

“Legends of the Hidden Temple, that’s new,” said OMJ.

“I’m lucky to be in Season 2,” said CDCB.

“Man, only if it was June right now,” said tvguy.

“I guess Jjs and 70s screwed with us again,” said Bob_Ball, then a suitcase was thrown at him.

“You forgot your case,” said 70s.

“A perfect place to spend Season 2 with Clappy,” Jelly described.

“Definitely,” Clappy said to Jelly.

“All I can say is YES!” Fa said, “The mill shall be mine!”

“Eat your heart out SBC; I’m going to win that money!” Shinya said.

“No fair, how come we can’t do the season in Rebellion Against Cyberbullying?” ACS complained, and then gets trampled.

“Nice try,” said Steel, “Nothing shall avenge me from Season 2.”

“I’d be blown, it’s Legends of the Hidden Temple,” said 4EverGreen, “I can’t believe I have a second chance!”

“I’m on UWS, so excited right now!” Deli said.

“This time, not a certainly scramble-minded Spongebob fan will let me lose,” said Dragiiin.

“So can you tell us about what we’re going to face in Season 2?” Storytime said to Jjs.

“Welcome to Season 2 everybody,” Jjs announced, “Prepare for the next toughest moments of your life. Anyways…why wouldn’t I tell you about Season 2? I have a tour to give right now.”

Everybody was now on a tour bus…

“Now, there are two different types of challenges. The first type, there are four parts to it. First, you have to use rafts to cross a river and ring the gong. Second is a trivia challenge, third is a set of three different physical challenges, and the last one, you go through Olmec’s temple to retrieve a certain treasure,” Jjs explained.

“Who’s Olmec?” Bob_Ball asked.

“I don’t know, but then I was told that Olmec is a talking stone head, and terminoob is in-charge of that,” said Jjs, “Next, we have a new confessional, it’s that hut over there.”

*Confessional Cam*

Jelly: Oh my goodness, this one is much better from the one I saw on TV. Nice atmosphere as well…or maybe too much.

*End*

“For the winning team, we have Winner’s Paradise over there,” Jjs continued, “It’s that large hut next to your trailers on that hillside.”

“How come our trailers are all the way up there?” Steel questioned.

“Which brings up my explanation for the second challenge type, which is called Flood Control,” said Jjs, “The game show will be flooded and you will have to swim to Olmec’s temple for some instructions.”

*Confessional Cam*

Bob_Ball: Cool, so we have what he calls Flood Control…I liked the internet challenges better. Why do that?

Jjs: Next question…

*End*

“It looks like you’re all understanding this, so in the end…SG10 announces the prizes you get, terminoob is Olmec, SOF does some special back-up stuff, and we hired some people as Mayan temple guards, I assume some didn’t have a childhood.”

“Can we start the game, like now?” Ex said.

“Yeah, tour’s over everybody, I’ll show you where it starts,” Jjs said

He then shows them the first round, there were wooden rafts lined up on water covered with fog, across the water were 16 gongs.

“The teams won’t be formed yet until we have at least two players gone, just a heads up,” said Jjs. “And Olmec is going to tell us what to do.

“Very simple, but first, I’d like to say that only I know the legend behind the hidden treasures in this temple, and only one team has the right to go inside the temple and find the treasure, also…it’s not just Olmec’s temple,” said terminoob.

”So, what are we going to hear about today?” Jjs asked.

“The Quarreling Quail of Who-Gives-a-Shit,” said terminoob.

“Now tell me, how are the 16 contestants going to cross the moat?” Jjs asked again.

“An example for crossing the moat is sampling with a wooden raft,” terminoob explained, “If you made it through, run on over and hit the gong. The first 10 contestants to do it will go on to the next round.”

“Pretty informative, are you ready?” Jjs said.

“Don’t fuck with the rock,” said terminoob.

“And all you guys, are you ready?” Jjs questioned. “Okay, ready…set…go!”

The contestants then started rowing their way across the moat. On his second row, ACS falls into the water and laughing ensues. Meanwhile, Ex and Wumbo successfully make it across and are the first two to hit the gong. 4EverGreen was also rowing successfully and is the third to the gong. ACS falls from his raft again, a few steps after getting back up, only he and Shinya fell though. Shinya quickly gets back up and sees CDCB who becomes the fourth to hit the gong, followed by Steel in fifth. Shinya rows faster and makes it across, and is the sixth contestant to hit the gong. Jelly comes across and becomes the seventh to hit the gong. Old Man Jenkins and Storytime were also seen sprinting until they hit their gongs. There was one spot left, and it was given to Fa when he gets across.

“And that’s it, we have our 10 contestants right here moving on to the Steps of Knowledge,” said Jjs. “Dragiiin, tvguy, Deli, Bob_Ball, Clappy, and ACS played a great round, let’s see what they won for going this far.”

*Cue Brick commercial*

“Brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick. It’s fun.” *honk*

*End*

*Confessional Cam*

Tvguy: Oh, so close to the top…

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ACS: NO FAIR, I WANT TO GO TO THE NEXT ROUND!

*End*

“As we continue, our contestants are now on the Steps of Knowledge and Olmec is going to tell us about the Quarreling Quail of Who-Gives-a-Shit, SO PAY ATTENTION,” said Jjs.

“In like 2011…there’s this guy who likes to browse on the internet. He also loves to flounder and troll around, even to start pointless fights too, that was Who-Gives-a-Shit. One day, he goes on a random website and calls out a member named Heartsandrainbows13. The tears of that member made WGAS an honorary troll. Fighting then ensues, started by the same person. Not only was the karma giving Who-Gives-a-Shit much hate, he was also getting fatter for no clear reason. While he was getting fatter, a quail stood on his window, and appears to share one thing in common with Who-Gives-a-Shit, they were quarreling for hours. That was until Who-Gives-a-Shit went ker-plooey from his obesity. The bang was enough to kill the quail. The quail was then dried into a statue and was discarded somewhere in this temple. Nobody bothers to go in as rumors say that when destroyed, it will lay a curse on you for whatever-how-long-it’s-supposed-to-be.” terminoob explained. “Your quest is to find the Quarreling Quail of Who-Gives-a-Shit and bring it back in.”

“So where is the Quarreling Quail of Who-Gives-a-Shit?” Jjs asked.

“In the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, go figure,” said terminoob.

“Alright, now the minute Olmec is going to ask you a question, you’re going to answer it. Answer three, and you will be able to go inside the temple,” said Jjs, “But only four can advance to the next round, and when you’re going to answer the question, the steps are the buzzer, you go through if you’re right, you don’t if you’re wrong. The other players get a chance if you take too long.”

“First question, what does Who-Gives-a-Shit like to do?” terminoob asked, and 4EverGreen steps on the trigger.

“To troll, flounder, and cause arguments,” said 4EverGreen, he was correct.

“Next question, what was at his window?” terminoob asked, 4EverGreen once again quickly steps on it.

“It was a quail,” 4EverGreen said, and was correct again.

“Next one, what happened to the-" said terminoob, and 4EverGreen does the buzzer again.

“Statue, curse, French fries, approximately 146 seconds!” 4EverGreen exclaimed.

“4Ever, you already passed the Steps of Knowledge,” said Jjs, “Now for the others…”

“What was going on with Who-Gives-a-Shit?” Terminoob asked.

“He was getting fatter, something like that,” Wumbo answered, he was correct.

Few minutes later, Storytime, Wumbo and Jelly were close to the end, while some of the others made at least one step through. Eventually, the three of them were able to advance to the next round.

“And it looks like we have our four lucky contestants here,” said Jjs, “We also have a great gift for the other six, and here’s what it is…”

“An explorer backpack specially designed by the UWS crew, along with a bucket of slime,” said SG10.

*Confessional Cam*

Wumbo: Damn, 4EverGreen is good, it’s Legends of the Hidden Temple after all, and I’m not saying he’s not like professionally good…

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CDCB: Oh, so close…

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Ex: Meh, better than a brick, but I’m still enjoying Season 2.

*End*

“And welcome back, the glory went to 4EverGreen, Storytime, Wumbo, and Jelly from the last round,” Jjs announced, “Before we get started, let’s meet them. Hello there 4EverGreen, how old are you?”

“Well, 26,” said 4EverGreen.

“So I heard you like to-“ said Jjs.

“Yes, keep that in minimum,” said 4EverGreen, interrupting him, “Yeah, I know it’s the point of the show.”

“And next we have Jelly, so I heard you like to do drawings,” said Jjs.

“An obvious talent,” Jelly responded.

“Okay, next we have Storytime, how old are you?” Jjs said.

“Are you threatening me?” Storytime said.

“Let’s skip that, next is Wumbo-" said Jjs.

“Ask me questions and you’ll never have to bother doing that method ever again,” Wumbo interrupted.

“Okay then, now let’s get ready for our first temple game,” said Jjs, “In the temple games, teams are competing to win “Pendants of Life" that they can use to protect themselves from the temple guards. Now, there are three temples and Olmec is going to tell us about the first one.”

“Trolls are everywhere; Who-Gives-a-Shit is no exception. In this game, once Jjs gives the signal, you have to collect cardboard cheeseburgers while avoiding shifting rocks, in the form of a troll trying to push you out of the way. The player with the most cheeseburgers wins,” terminoob explained.

“Okay, are you guys ready?” Jjs said, “You got 60 seconds on the clock, one…two…three, and go!”

The four contestants started their way in collecting cardboard cheeseburgers while avoiding the trolls, as Jjs was giving some random blurbs about the progress. After the time flew, Jjs comes out to reveal how much they collected.

“It looks like Storytime got 19, Jelly has 20, Wumbo has 16, and 4EverGreen had 20,” said Jjs, “Those two each get a half pendant. The second challenge is worth another half pendant, let’s see what it is.”

“The flying fuck…one memorable word from Who-Gives a Shit. In this game, you have some cheap nets, and we did a few little improvements with the air conditioning. There will be “fucks” flying around, the one with the most wins,” terminoob explained.

“Interesting, now let’s get this started, 60 seconds on the clock again…” said Jjs, “Ready, set, and go!”

The four contestants started trying to catch flying fucks within 60 seconds while Jjs makes random statements about their progress. Jjs was ready to count when time was out.

”Time, let’s see how much they got,” said Jjs. Jelly had 22, 4EverGreen had 18, Wumbo had 19, and Storytime had 17. “And it looks like Jelly receives another half pendant; now let’s move on to the last temple game!”

“Of course, Who-Gives-a-Shit doesn’t stay away from his room. When Jjs gives the signal, you will climb and find three different doors, either one has the right flag, either one does not, whoever has the right flag of Who-Gives-a-Shit wins,” terminoob explained.

“That’s it?” Wumbo said.

“Okay, so we’re running out ideas, but anyways, one…two…three, and go!” Jjs said.

The four contestants started climbing the walls with 60 seconds on the clock. Wumbo made his way up first, but didn’t find the right flag; Storytime was next and found the correct flag, thus the last temple game ended.

“That’s it, Storytime did it, and he gets a full pendant,” said Jjs, “So Storytime and Jelly are going to the temple! Wumbo and 4EverGreen played a great game, and we have a special gift for them.”

“A 25 dollar gift card for Super Target, who knows what they can buy with that much,” said SG10.

*Confessional Cam*

4EverGreen: Damn it, that trip to the temple could have been mine!

*End*

“Welcome back, Jelly and Storytime have been accepted for the challenge to enter Olmec’s temple, but first Olmec is going to give them some instructions on getting the Quarreling Quail of Who-Gives-a-Shit,” said Jjs.

“You can start by climbing the ledges and climb down the pit of despair. Go through the pit and race through the throne room. And you could choose to go up to the cephalopod lodge or into the swamp. If you escape, you can enter the dark forest; you can find the key or plow through the wall and enter the mineshaft. Then go up into the shrine of Spongebob. You must find a key that opens the door to the shrine of the silver monkey. Assemble the statue, retrieve the Quarreling Quail, and you will go through Patrick’s store room. Break a vase to find the key and enter the observatory. Hold together the puzzle and you will jump down back into the pit and race back to the temple gate,” terminoob explained. “My throat’s getting dry, Jjs knows how to put one man down, I hate my job…who would like to go first?”

“I am,” said Jelly.

“Wise choice, Jelly,” said terminoob. “When Jjs gives the signal, you will race through the gates, into the temple, and find the Quarreling Quail. Hidden inside are temple guards assigned to protect three different rooms. You can trade your pendant for an extra life and continue onward. If you are without a pendant, you will be taken out of the temple and it will be Storytime’s turn. If you find the Quarreling Quail, the temple doors will be unlocked and the guards will vanish. Return to the gate with the Quail in three minutes and you will be rewarded…jjs can explain the rest, I can’t keep talking.”

“First you get a sweet Yamaha piano, we don’t know what it does and we’re too lazy to explain. Grab the Quail within three minutes and you’ll get a Nintendo 3DS. Get the Quail and exit out the temple, and you’ll get a random trip to a Hawaiian resort!” SG10 announced.

“Makes you want to win doesn’t it? You also get the Winner’s Paradise along with a special prize!” Jjs said. “Alright let’s put three minutes on the clock…and Olmec lower the gate please.”

After that, the gate was lowered, allowing Jelly to enter.

“On your mark…get set…go!” Jjs said and Jelly started sprinting into Olmec’s temple.

Jelly starts by the climbing the ledges and then going down the pit of despair. There were buttons, the one in the middle worked and the door opened and Jelly goes through and leads her into the cephalopod lodge. Out of nowhere, a temple guard appears making Jelly cringe and gives away her half pendant.

“That temple guard scared the fudge out of me!” Jelly said.

“Indeed, keep going, you know you want those millions!” Jjs said.

Jelly then goes into Patrick’s store room and has to smash vases containing a key. Unfortunately, a temple guard comes and takes Jelly away, and it’s Storytime to the rescue. Storytime does the same directions used before, through the ledges, the pit, and goes inside the lodge. Storytime uses the key to enter the shrine of the silver monkey. There, he finds the Quarreling Quail. With that, Storytime was ready to get out of the temple, and there was at least 30 seconds left. He exits through the lodge, the pit, and the ledges. Unfortunately, before he goes through the temple doors, he trips and smashes the Quarreling Quail.

“And Storytime made it!” Jjs announced and looks at Storytime’s empty palm. “Dude, where’s the statue?”

“I broke it on the way out,” said Storytime, “Does this mean I win all the prizes?”

“Nope, you only get the first two, but there are more prizes to come and you and Jelly still have the Winner’s Paradise,” said Jjs. “Which means they score immunity for tonight, while they and the other 14 will be at elimination ceremony!” Jjs said.

*Smoothie Ceremony*

“Okay, I didn’t have enough time to explain this before, but I’m explaining it tonight,” said Jjs, “There are 15 different types of smoothies, whichever you choose is yours, all but one gets theirs. Whoever doesn’t get their smoothie, they will be taken away by the temple guards into the Forgotten Temple of Losers,” said Jjs.

“And how are our votes going to be determined?” Steel questioned.

“You have a piece of paper and a magic torch. You will highlight the contestant’s name with the torch, stating your vote…oh, and no peeking,” said Jjs. “Let the ritual begin…”

Wumbo was the first person to make his vote and highlights ACS’ name.

“Who did you expect? He’s a real failure anyways,” said Wumbo facing the camera and puts his vote in the pot.

CDCB was next and highlights ACS’ name.

“Bon voyage, famous troll,” said CDCB.

Next was Steel, who highlights ACS as well.

“Go to hell, Hell Cat,” said Steel.

Ex was next to make his vote and does the same, he doesn’t say anything. Next was OMJ and follows and the chain.

”Do we even need you on this game show?” OMJ said referring to ACS.

The next voter was ACS.

“Okay, this voting method is freaking confusing, how do I use this torch?” ACS said, and randomly swings it around without revealing his vote.

Everyone had voted, and Jjs was ready to announce the results.

“Now, this was supposed to be a double elimination, but it turns out that I have a landslide of votes, so I won’t be organizing the teams just yet,” said Jjs, “So I will announce the contestants that did not get a vote…Storytime, Jelly, Clappy, Old Man Jenkins, Ex, Steel, Fa, CDCB, 4EverGreen, Dragiiin, tvguy, Deli, Shinya, Wumbo, and…Bob_Ball,” he announced.

“Wait, that means I’m voted off?” ACS said with surprise.

“Golly, and I can’t believe he voted for himself,” said tvguy.

"Good, one less moron for me to worry about," said Ex.

“You know what? I DON’T DESERVE TO BE TAKEN AWAY; I AM STORMING OUT OF HERE!” ACS said runs to the exit, sobbing with tears of anger.

“Don’t you want your gift?” 70s said holding out his brick.

“SHUT UP!” ACS said.

“ACS sounded really huffy,” said Deli.

“It looks like we 15 contestants left, and one will get the boot next week. What will Storytime overcome after he broke the Quail? What is the next thing to showcase? What will ACS do now? And will terminoob pass on his job?” Jjs said.

“I better,” said terminoob, off-screen.

“Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Season 2 has begun, people!

Eliminated: ACSBehemothHellCat

Artifact: The Quarreling Quail

Prizes: Brick, Explorer Backpack, Bucket of slime, $25 Gift Card for Super Target, Yamaha Piano, Nintendo 3DS, and trip to a Hawaiian Resort.

Jelly and Storytime win today's challenge.

Storytime gets cursed.

[SpongeOddFan]

awesome ep

[Steel Sponge]

29. Hunt Down That Goose

“You know, there’s a ton of boys here,” said Jelly. She was in a trailer with Shinya, Clappy, Old Man Jenkins, 4EverGreen, Wumbo, and Dragiiin.

“Yeah, just two, but aren’t you having fun?” Clappy said.

“Yes, aside from Old Man Jenkins’ fetish,” said Jelly.

“What are you talking about? I was totally above your bed,” said OMJ.

“And where do I begin? We’re going to have a lot of fun in this trailer,” said 4EverGreen.

“Well, 4EverGreen sure is looking into the bright side of things,” said Shinya.

*Confessional Cam*

Wumbo: Speaking of him, he’s starting to get his eyes on me, like he’s obsessing over me. But he will stop; I bet he’s going home next…

*End*

“Hey Wumbo, I just want to ask you to be in my alliance,” said 4EverGreen.

“That’s great; did you already get your third candidate?” Wumbo said sarcastically.

“So that’s a yes then?” 4EverGreen replied, “And you just gave me another idea, do you think anybody else in this trailer can join?”

*Confessional Cam*

4EverGreen: I like Wumbo’s guts and Ive seen his moves after his first elimination last season. Sure he’s not getting used to me, and I can tell everybody else will not, but I could use somebody…

*End*

“I can say, this is better than the trailer next door,” said Shinya.

Then it goes to the other trailer, consisting of Storytime, CDCB, Fa, Steel, Bob_Ball, Deli, tvguy, and Ex.

“Can I say that we have the worst trailer?” Steel said.

“Is it because CDCB and Fa won’t stop glaring at each other and that Storytime, tvguy, and Ex won’t stop fighting?” Bob_Ball asked.

“I never seen Storytime act that way in a while…” said Deli.

“For the last time, will you two stop fighting and make an agreement with me?” Storytime said to tvguy and Ex.

“But you’re the one who started it and you’re the one who isn’t ending it,” said tvguy.

“And on the other hand, when I think it’s overrated, I really mean it,” said Ex.

*Confessional Cam*

Ex: So Storytime is new and I’ve seen him kick some ass yesterday…
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Tvguy: But that fighting…it’s been long since and he’s doing it again for some reason, and I’m still irritated about it.

*End*

“Stop staring at me…” said CDCB.

”Both of us can’t stop…” said Fa.

*Confessional Cam*

Fa: Sometimes, it’s hard getting used to things, and then I become totally fine with that, I know. And right now, you’re finding it hard who’s the real badass here, but that’s not it…
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CDCB: Rivals be rivals, only game show wise, any questions?

*End*

“We better leave, I wonder what challenge Jjs is going to give us now…” said Steel.

Everybody went out of their trailers and become extremely surprised that the set was totally flooded. The hill with the trailers and Winner’s Paradise weren’t touched though.

“What the hell is going on?” Tvguy questioned.

“This is the other type of challenges, remember?” Jjs said who was on a boat.

“So that’s why we have to be on this hill…” said CDCB.

“This is Flood Control, we’re going to my temple, which isn’t flooded, I’ll explain more when we’re there,” said Jjs.

*Confessional Cam*

Shinya: He didn’t tell me there was another temple, god dammit…

*End*

“Okay, now I will tell you about today’s Flood Control challenge,” Jjs announced, “This is my temple, and there are at least 8 different rooms, the first one is the ledges, the second one is the pit of despair…with a surprise, there are traps in there. The third room is the lair of Metal Snake, which is north of the pit; the fourth room is the throne room of 70s, west of the pit. Both can lead to the fifth one: the “even darker” forest. The sixth one is the shrine of Sabre, east from the forest. The seventh room is the UWS storage room. The last one is east from the storage room; I call it “dead end” at this moment. The one way out is to find a key, but you got to be smart though. You would need the common sense to open the exit…when there’s not any certain doom,” Jjs was referring to the flooded water. “You need to find the drain switch that makes all the water disappear, and today’s treasure is the Crystal Skull. There are three things to watch out for, traps, temple guards, and the Regurgitator.”

“The Regurgitator is here…during a flooded game show?” Shinya asked.

“I don’t know how he got there. Anyways, you have only one full pendant. There are three temple guards. Get caught and you’re out of here. Do both objectives and the temple guards will vanish,” Jjs continued.

“Does the Regurgitator vanish?” OMJ asked.

“And you also didn’t tell us the water is going to rise while we’re in the temple,” said Jelly.

“I’ve seen the Triad do that a lot of times, and yes, the water’s going to rise until you find the switch, now get your ass on this challenge!” Jjs said.

“I suggest we work as separate teams, so who’s going with whom?” Fa said.

“I call dibs on Jelly!” OMJ, Clappy, and Shinya said simultaneously.

“I will go with CDCB and Fa, to be absent from my current tensions with Ex and tvguy,” said Storytime.

*Confessional Cam*

CDCB: Me…AND Fa, what a surprise.

*End*

“Let’s see…” 4EverGreen then starts pointing around the contestants to choose his temple-mates, “I pick Wumbo.”

“If it makes things easier…fine, as long as you don’t do anything amateur-like,” said Wumbo.

“I’ll do it, just for Wumbooty, and I also volunteer Deli to be part of it,” said Dragiiin.

“That will be fun,” Deli added.

“Obviously, I’m going with tvguy,” said Ex.

“Oh horseapples, does that mean I’m stuck with Bob_Ball?” Steel said, “Not if there’s anything wrong with that.”

“How about I generously let you join me and tvguy?” Ex said to Steel and Bob_Ball.

“Fair enough,” said Bob_Ball.

*Confessional Cam*

Bob_Ball: I mean think about it, Ex had some intense edge last season!

*End*

“Got everything under control? Very well, now I’m going to open the temple gate, there’s unlimited time,” said Jjs, “On your marks, get set, and go!”

The 15 contestants then simply started to walk and then climb on the ledges. The first point of view goes to Wumbo’s group.

“So there’s traps, temple guards, and Goosebumpsfan. Good thing I'm afraid of none of them!” Dragiiin said.

“We’re in the first room Drags, there’s going to be more than meets the eye,” said 4EverGreen, “I think we’re almost at the pit.”

“No shit Sherlock,” said Dragiiin. Wumbo’s group drops down, they come to a surprise that the floor titles in the pit were filled with spikes. 4EverGreen had his hands and feet to the walls however.

“This isn’t the pit fall I had in mind,” said Deli.

“It’s a trap, just don’t touch them,” said 4EverGreen.

“We’re on them, but we didn’t touch them,” said Wumbo, referring to that fact that their shoes got caught by the spikes, as they are close to their feet.

“Now my shoes are ruined,” said Dragiiin.

“Just follow me! We’re not going to make it out alive if we keep standing here!” 4EverGreen said.

“Thanks for making us cautious 4EverGreen,” Shinya said while he and his group pay no attention to the situation and go to the next room.

4EverGreen and the others then follow the other group and go inside the next room. In a different room, Goosebumpsfan was shown with a bazooka.

“They can’t hide when I’m around sirs,” said Goosey, in communication with the other two Triad members.

“Yes, don’t mess up, said one of the two, and the contact was turned off. Walking by were Fa, CDCB, and Storytime, who were near Goosey’s grounds.

“You know what’s totally weird?” CDCB said.

“What?” Fa said, looking annoyed.

“We just can’t seem to stop arguing, and Storytime’s frankly doing it most of the time since…hours ago,” CDCB replied.

“I can hear you,” Storytime said looking annoyed, “This short-term fight can end pretty soon,” said Storytime said.

“It doesn’t look like it’s going to stop because you’re the one that never shuts up! And now I don’t remember what we were talking about in the first place!” Fa responded.

“Because you and CDCB’s sudden enmity shouldn’t get in the way of losing that god damned Crystal Skull!” Storytime replied.

“QUIET!” CDCB exclaimed.

“Here’s Goosey!” Goosebumpsfan exclaimed once he turned around. He aims his bazooka at the group and starts shooting around. CDCB and Fa were shot from what turns out to be green acid.

”I told you we shouldn’t be hiding behind those guys,” Clappy said, as his group was behind Storytime’s. The group fled once Goosey saw them.

”Does this mean I lose?” Fa said.

”If it counts getting hit by an enemy, I guess so,” said Storytime.

“But I didn’t even lose my pendant,” said Fa.

“I better leave,” said Storytime and gets out of Goosey’s sight.

*Confessional Cam*

Storytime: I don’t know why I’m starting arguments now, that didn’t happen again in ages. I can't help but feel maybe that broken quail did curse me. I wonder if that’s slowing me down, but I’m going to stay strong. And it’s not like I’m going to bicker with the camera man too.

BZZZT…

Storytime: GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!

*End*

It now shows Ex’s group, who have already approached the lair of Metal Snake.

”It doesnt look like we’re catching up…” said Bob_Ball.

“On the bright side, there’s no Storytime to be bothered by,” said tvguy.

“Hey!” Storytime said once he appeared in front of them.

”Son of a…” said tvguy.

“Bah, it’s not that bad. If it was, we could be in certain doom,” said Steel.

“What are you guys doing?” 4EverGreen said when he, Dragiiin, Wumbo, and Deli arrived at the same room also.

“Being distracted, that’s what we’re doing. I see it didn’t take you long enough to realize you were at a dead stop,” said Ex.

“We didn’t know the Regurgitator was in the fourth room,” said 4EverGreen.

“Pssh, we’re not afraid of Goosebumpsfan,” said Bob_Ball.

“That’s what I said, but Wumbooty, 4Evern00b, and Deli didn’t listen,” said Dragiiin.

“We did, but we just panicked,” 4EverGreen added.

“Goodness, we’re really chatty today,” said Deli.

Then, Ex’s group, Wumbo’s group, and Storytime approached the throne of 70s. Goosey was surprisingly still there.

“Besides, it’s just a Crystal Skull; SG didn’t even announce what comes with that once we win anyways,” said Ex.

Before Goosey was about to notice, Bob_Ball gazes over to a shiny jewel and says, “Shiny rock, you will soon be mine.” Bob_Ball sneaks up to the jewel while the others were sneaking up to Goosebumpsfan. When the jewel was touched, a temple guard came by.

“Temple guards!” 4EverGreen exclaimed.

Goosey then sees the two groups and Storytime and gets ready to fire.

“We’re ambushed!” Steel said when Goosey turns to them.

“I’ll save you!” Bob_Ball says and tries to save them while the jewel slips from his hands. However, this causes him to lose his pendant. “I’m in trouble!” Bob_Ball said as he gets taken away by them.

Goosey then fires his bazooka. 4EverGreen attempts to block and gets shot by the green acid.

“That’s smart,” Wumbo said sarcastically. But unfortunately, Wumbo gets blasted too, “This is not worth being in Season 2.”

*Confessional Cam*

Wumbo: 4EverGreen is a good sport…at times, but he’s slowing me down in winning those million bucks.
--
Bob_Ball: I don’t know what came over me with that jewel, but I guess that won’t happen again.

*End*

“Get out of here my friends; I will stall what’s-his-face!” Deli said.

Steel, Ex, tvguy, Dragiiin, and Storytime then leave the fourth room and continue to the next one while Deli is up against Goosey.

“Bring it on; you’re up against the number one Muppets fan here!” Deli said.

Goosey shoots around with his bazooka while Deli jumps around the place, evading the shots. Eventually, Goosey successfully shoots at Deli with the green acid.

“If we meet again, I’m not going to go down,” said Deli.

It now shows Shinya’s group, who have made it to the shrine of Sabre.

“Sixth room and we still can’t find a single thing!” Clappy said.

“Isn’t that a switch over there?” Jelly said pointing to it. She then pulls it down, and the set was no longer flooded. “There, now we can continue our search.”

Suddenly, a temple guard appears behind them.

“Temple guard!” Jelly said holding on to OMJ.

“I know just what to do,” said OMJ and tosses his pendant and hits the guard’s forehead, knocking the guard unconscious.

“Great, now you lost your only pendant,” said Jelly.

“You’re right, I’d best be going now,” said OMJ and escorts out of the temple, dragging the temple guard.

The scene shows Ex, tvguy, Steel, Storytime, and Dragiiin, who are now in the darker forest.

”Damn, this forest is really dark,” said Storytime.

“No kidding,” said Steel.

“Dragiiin, you’re standing on my foot,” said Ex.

“Hey, I think I can see those three other guys,” said Dragiiin. With that, they ran over to Shinya’s group.

“Did you guys find the Crystal Skull?” Clappy asked.

“No luck, but it’s a good thing that we’re nowhere near any danger,” said Storytime, until a blast was heard, “And now I ask what that noise was…”

Storytime turns around to see Goosey has shot right behind him.

“Run, and don’t let him catch up to you!” Storytime exclaimed.

The remaining non-touched contestants run and they approached the seventh room, which was the UWS storage room. While they were still running, a button from the tiles was pressed, making a batch of green acid drop down on Steel, Clappy, and Jelly.

“Well that’s just great,” said Clappy. “Shinya still seems to be doing fine.”

”Because Shinya is cool,” Steel added.

“That was close,” said tvguy, “You know…for us.”

“We have to find a key before Goosey catches us!” Ex said as he and the others smash vases in a random order. Not only did they find a key, but also the Crystal Skull.

“I am not done with you!” Goosey said and starts firing the bazooka.

Tvguy quickly unlocks the door to the eighth room, and they successfully avoid Goosey’s next blast. They were now in the eighth room and see the unlocked gate.

“There’s the way out…” said tvguy.

“Not so fast, you won’t be getting out once I turn this thing up…” Goosey said and unleashes a huge blast of green acid. Ex drops the skull he was holding to, while he and tvguy were affected by the blast. Dragiiin and Shinya were close, but untouched.

“And now I lost,” said Ex.

“How is Goosebumpsfan going to give up?” Tvguy said.

“Goosey is not going to catch up to us once the gate is lowered,” said Shinya.

Dragiiin then grabs the Crystal Skull while he and Shinya sprint out of the temple, along with Ex and tvguy. Once they were out, the other contestants that lost the challenge were all escorted out of the temple.

“Lower the gate, Jjs!” Shinya said and Jjs does so, preventing Goosebumpsfan from going any further.

“And it looks like Dragiiin and Shinya got out of the temple flawlessly with the Crystal Skull, they receive immunity for tonight,” said Jjs. “Oh, and there’s more…”

“There’s more?” Dragiiin said.

“These two will also be captains of their own teams, with the other contestants of their choice,” said Jjs.

*Confessional Cam*

Tvguy: Dragiiin as a captain…I don’t know how I can visualize that.
--
Clappy: Shinya is going to make an awesome captain, just saying.

*End*

*Smoothie Ceremony*

“Now, I have 14 smoothies on this plate. When I call your name, I will pass your smoothie to you. The person without one is going to the Forgotten Temple, taken away by the temple guards,” Jjs announced.

*Ballot Scenario*

“Keep on messing up dude, and you won’t stay in the game,” said Wumbo, revealing that his vote was for 4EverGreen.

Next was Storytime, who writes down Fa’s name. “In comparison, Fa deserves it more,” said Storytime.

Next was Jelly, who writes down Bob_Ball’s name. “Well, you’re the least likely to win the million dollars in my perspective,” said Jelly.

*Ceremony*

“Now that all your votes have been counted, it’s time to pass these around,” said Jjs, “Dragiiin, Shinya, Ex, Wumbo, tvguy, Jelly, Clappy, Steel, OMJ, Deli, CDCB, Storytime, and Fa.”

The only ones without a smoothie were 4EverGreen and Bob_Ball.

“And the last one goes to…” said Jjs, “4EverGreen!”

“Yes, I’m still in the game!” 4EverGreen exclaimed and squeals a bit, “Sorry Bob_Ball…”

“Eh, it shouldn’t really matter,” said Bob_Ball and gets taken away by the temple guards, leading him inside the Forgotten Temple.

“And that was it folks. Who will Shinya and Dragiiin choose for their teams? Will 4EverGreen form an alliance with Wumbo? And will Storytime’s arguments come to an end? Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

….

The scene was now inside a control room.

“My master’s orders seem pretty absurd, but when those SBC members decided to mess with me, I guess I should have my revenge too,” the mysterious person said, later revealing NathanJR94.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:
Eliminated: Bob_Ball
Artifact: Crystal Skull
4EverGreen gets the last smoothie.
Shinya and Dragiiin win today's challenge and will become team captains in the next episode.
First Flood Control challenge.

[Steel Sponge]

30. Smells Like Team Spirit

“UWS: The Lost Temples,” terminoob announced, “With your guide: Jjs, and here he is right now doing that rope thing.”

“And welcome to our main event for UWS: The Lost Temples,” said Jjs, “Today, our remaining contestants are going to form teams, starting with the two acclaimed captains. So what hidden treasure will they find today?”

“The iPod of Steve Jobs,” said terminoob.

”A little uncreative,” said Ex.

“Don’t say it,” said Jjs.

“Somebody has to tell the truth, you know,” said Ex.

“Before I have you guys cross the moat, Dragiiin and Shinya will form their teams and pick any other SBC member. Who wants to go first?” Jjs said.

“I’ll be the first to do my job,” Shinya volunteered. “Let’s see…I pick Jelly!”

“Cool, I guess,” said Jelly.

*Confessional Cam*

Dragiiin: Of fucking course he picks Jelly first! But there’s no way he’s going to pick…

*End*

“Wumbooty, step right up, you’re now on my team!” Dragiiin said.

“Don’t call me that,” Wumbo added.

*Confessional Cam*

Shinya: Well played Dragiiin, but I’m going to do my best to pick the best players first!

*End*

“Shinya, before you say anything, here’s how the next part goes: the player you chose is going to pick the next one. The player chosen by the other chooses that time and so on,” said Jjs.

”With that said, I pick Clappy!” Jelly said.

“Yes!” Clappy said.

“SBC’s best couple ever,” Shinya said jokingly.

“Next, the two chosen pairs will pick a colored shirt, attributing their group name. And the six names are the Green Monkeys, the Blue Barracudas, the Purple Parrots, the Orange Iguanas, the Red Jaguars, and the Silver Snakes! These will be the sub-teams for the 2 main teams. The Green Monkeys, Orange Iguanas and Silver Snakes will be a part of the Screaming Geckos, and the Blue Barracudas, Purple Parrots and Red Jaguars will belong to the Killer Piranhas,” Jjs announced.

“I want the Purple Parrots,” Jelly said, and the two grab the shirts.

“Your turn Wumbo,” said Jjs.

“Just saying, I’d be on the Green Monkeys, put aside 4EverGreen being part of that-" said Wumbo.

”Hey, that means I’m on your team!” 4EverGreen said. Wumbology just instantly gives a facepalm and grabs the Green Monkeys shirts with a somewhat annoyed look.

“So it’s my turn,” said Clappy, “OMJ has my vote.”

“Cool, I’ll show my best,” said OMJ.

“Now I pick…” before 4EverGreen can make his decision, Wumbo whispers to him, “I pick ExKizuna.”

“That’s the spirit,” said Ex.

“And then I’m going to pick…Fa!” OMJ said. Fa says nothing and comes to OMJ’s side.

“Let’s see, I’ll go for…the Blue Barracudas!” OMJ said and grabs the shirts.

“My next choice is going to be pretty obvious: tvguy,” said Ex, “For my shirt, I want something to match our edge, suppose the Silver Snakes!” Ex then grabs the said shirts.

“For my decision,” said Fa.

”Hey Fa, keep your enemies closer,” said Shinya.

“Why?” Fa questioned.

”Just pick CDCB and I won’t bother you again with that statement,” said Shinya.

”What he said, I’m picking CDCB,” said Fa.

“I don’t know how this is going to turn out, but we’re a team,” said CDCB.

*Confessional Cam*

CDCB: Eh, at least I don’t have to share a shirt with him.

*End*

“I would like to pick Deli for out next spot,” tvguy said, “Deli, come right up!”

“Yay!” Deli said.

“Hmmm…Storytime or Steel, too easy: Steel Sponge,” said CDCB.

“It is a pleasure to be serving you,” said Steel. “Shirts…the Red Jaguars, let’s go with that,” he continued and grabs the shirts.

“So that means I’m going to be picked last?” Storytime said, seeming a bit annoyed.

“Oh Storytime, that shouldn’t matter, you’re going to make a great teammate,” said Deli.

“And we get the Orange Iguana shirts,” said Storytime.

”Do those shirts come with Kermit the Frog?” Deli added.

“Now…Dragiiin, Wumbology, 4EverGreen, ExKizuna, tvguy, Deli, and Storytime, your main team will be the Screaming Geckos!” Jjs announced. "Shinya, Jelly, Clappy, Old Man Jenkins, Fa, CDCB, and Steel Sponge, your main team will be the Killer Piranhas!”

“Wow, total drama rewind,” said Clappy.

“Now for the moat challenge, this time, it’s not the rafts from two episodes ago, Olmec is going to explain the new obstacle for us,” said Jjs.

“Steve Jobs knows how to make his path seem challenging,” Terminoob explained, “your rafts, this time, are the model of an iPad. The height from it will get you to reach the vines in form of electrical cords. Be careful, there are invisible walls you cannot pass. You know how the rest goes: hit the gong and go to the next round.”

“That seems challenging,” said Fa.

“Let’s see here…” tvguy said while sketching on a notebook.

“What are you doing?” Ex asked.

“It kind of makes sense here, we need to be straight as possible,” tvguy whispered.

”Be specific.” Ex replied.

“Those vines are in a different direction, and the invisible walls are where the vines don’t lead to. We have to go straight and diagonal in this round,” tvguy whispered.

“Is everybody ready? Three…two…” Jjs signaled.

“WAIT!” Dragiiin cried, interrupting the game. “What do captains do?”

“You know what captains do, manage the main team and help with the groups.” Jjs said, “It’s not just you and Shinya; we got a selection of Spongebob characters for Season 2,” said Jjs. “Since you and Shinya won, you both pick one.”

“I don’t know, Squidward,” said Shinya.

“PAAATRIIIICK,” said Dragiiin.

“Oh boy,” said Squidward.

“Okay then, three, two, and one!” Jjs signaled and the first round commenced.

As summarized, Ex and tvguy made few mistakes for the first round and hits the gong successfully. Fa and OMJ were squabbling with CDCB and Steel, mainly Fa and CDCB. Both groups fell in the water and got back to their main raft. In a turn of events, Fa and OMJ were the fourth to hit the gong from help with Shinya and Squidward. Jelly and Clappy had few bumps as well, but succeeded and were second to hit the gong. Wumbo and 4EverGreen had the same experience, and comes in third place. Storytime and Deli however didn’t make it.

“We have our four teams advancing to the next round: Blue Barracudas, Green Monkeys, Purple Parrots, and Silver Snakes! The Red Jaguars and the Orange Iguanas played a great game, let’s see what they won.” Jjs announced.

*cue Viagra commercial*

*End*

*Confessional Cam*

Storytime: I deserved more.

--

Deli: I played a great game, spite Storytime being quite a downer since yesterday.

*End*

“Okay, now Olmec is going to tell you guys a story about Steve Jobs. The first two teams to answer three questions correctly go to the next round,” said Jjs.

“Before his tragic death, he was making a model of a highly complex iPod. It was incomplete, and he was in his home creating it. Suddenly, a couple temple guards came and the prototype iPod was taken away. I’m running out of ideas for this story, so I’ll give some random facts about Steve Jobs. He died on October 5th, 2011, he is the founder of Apple, he worked with Disney and Pixar several times, he was diagnosed with a tumor in his pancreas, Macintosh was introduced in 1984, he was born on February 24th, 1955, and attended Homestead High School,” terminoob. “Your quest is to find that iPod of Steve Jobs and bring it back.”

“Alright and where is it inside the temple?” Jjs questioned.

“You can find it in the Dark Forest,” said terminoob.

“As usual, you need to answer three questions correctly to pass the Steps of Knowledge, and only two teams go further,” said Jjs. “Are you ready for your first question?”

The Steps of Knowledge challenge begins and terminoob says, “Steve Jobs was interrupted by whom?”

ExKizuna steps on the buzzer and yells out, “A NEKKID GRANDMA!”

Terminoob pauses and says, “Nekki-huh? Nice try, incorrect.”

4EverGreen then steps on the buzzer and answers, “Would that be two temple guards?”

“Yeah, correct,” said terminoob and the Green Monkeys go one step further. “Next question: who was Steve Jobs?”

Tvguy steps on the buzzer and says, “He was CEO of the Apple Company, thanks.”

“That is correct,” said terminoob and the Silver Snakes go one step further. “Next question: what was the mystery behind the iPod?”

Tvguy then swipes another turn and answers, “It was a stolen prototype.”

“Another point for the Silver Snakes,” said terminoob and tvguy and Ex was one step closer to the next round. “Next one: Where was Steve Jobs when created the iPod?”

Clappy steps on the buzzer and says, “At home, enough said.” The answer was correct and the Purple Parrots were two steps closer.

“Next question: When was Steve Jobs’ tragic passing?” terminoob said.

Tvguy steps on the buzzer and answers, “October 5th, 2011!” The answer was correct and the Silver Snakes made it to the end.

”And it looks like the Silver Snakes are going to compete to go inside the temple!” Jjs announced.

”Next question: What was the cause of the death?” terminoob said.

Clappy steps on the buzzer and answers, “Pancreatic cancer.”

“Correct again,” terminoob said and Clappy and Jelly were one step closer to the temple. “Next question: Where is the iPod of Steve Jobs?”

OMJ steps on the buzzer and answers, “In the Dark Forest!”

“You know what to do,” said terminoob and the Blue Barracudas were two steps closer. “Next question: when was he born?”

Clappy does the usual and says, “February 24th, 1955.” The answer was correct and the Purple Parrots were at the end.

“And it looks like the Purple Parrots are going to compete against the Silver Snakes to retrieve the iPod of Steve Jobs!” Jjs announced. “The Blue Barracudas and the Green Monkeys played a great game, let’s see what they won for making it this far.”

“An officially licensed UWS Season 2 hat, and a bucket of pudding,” SG10 announced.

*Confessional Cam*

4EverGreen: Humph, it could’ve been me again.

--

OMJ: I lost that round, but at least I have some Giga Pudding.

*End*

“And welcome back. We have our two teams’ right here for the Temple Games: the Silver Snakes of the Screaming Geckos and the Purple Parrots of the Killer Piranhas,” Jjs announced. “Before we begin, let’s learn a few things about them. So tvguy, how old are you?”

“Older than you think,” said tvguy.

“I don’t think so,” said Jjs and turns to Ex, “So Ex, I heard you like Marvel vs. Capcom.”

“Does that mean you put a Marvel vs. Capcom in my Marvel vs. Capcom?” Ex said, creating a paradox.

“Not what I really meant…” said Jjs, “Okay Jelly-"

“Didn’t you already ask me a question two episodes ago?” Jelly asked.

”I’m asking a different question. So, you like The Beatles, right?” Jjs asked.

“I sure do, Captain Obvious,” Jelly replied.

“Okay, last but not least, Clappy!” Jjs said.

”No questions please, begin the Temple Games already.” Clappy said interrupting him.

“There’s no rush,” said Jjs. “Now, let’s begin our first temple game and it’s worth a full pendant. Olmec is going to give you guys some details about the first game.”

“Steve Jobs was a successor and knows how to make things look complicated. In this game, you will wear hats that stick and grab iPods from the red basket. After that, drop them into the other baskets, which are blue. That will begin once Jjs gives the signal. The one with the most in the basket wins,” terminoob explained.

”Alright, are you guys ready?” Jjs said, “60 seconds on the clock…and go!”

The Snakes and the Parrots began sticking iPods to their hats and run over to drop them in their own baskets within the time limit, while Jjs gives some commentary about the progress. Eventually time was up and Jjs was ready to count them.

“Time, let’s see how many they collected,” said Jjs. “The Silver Snakes have 24 and the Purple Parrots have 21. The Snakes win and they receive a full pendant!” He continued, “The second challenge is worth a half pendant; let’s see what Olmec has to say.”

“A game of slider is a perfect example of frustration, and Steve Jobs convinced his employees into this once. When Jjs gives the signal, you each have a 3 foot tall, 9 feet wide iPad with a scrambled picture. The first person to slide it into a correct picture gets the half-pendant,” terminoob explained.

“Pretty tough for the second challenge,” said Jjs. “You guys have unlimited time, ready, get set, and…go!”

The second portion of the Temple Games begins while the Snakes and the Parrots struggle with the puzzle. In a matter of time, Jelly and Clappy were first to figure the puzzle out.

“Yes!” Clappy said.

“The Purple Parrots win the second game, and they have received their half-pendant,” Jjs announced, “The next one is worth a full pendant, and terminoob is going to explain it for us.”

“Obviously, the Apple Company is not literally a fruit. To make things interesting, you guys have baskets filled with crab apples and the goal is to form an iPad, but with the center cut out to fit. When Jjs gives the signal, you will launch crab apples into your target. The one with most into the target wins and accesses the temple,” terminoob explained.

“This is the big one; the winner goes inside the temple!” Jjs said. “Ready, get set, and…go!”

The third temple game commenced and the two teams launch their crab apples into the targets. As usual, the time was up, the last temple game ended, and Jjs was ready to count.

“Time,” said Jjs. “Let’s see, the Purple Parrots got 26, while the Silver Snakes got 28. It's official, the Silver Snakes are going to the temple. The Purple Parrots did an excellent job; let’s see what they’ve won for making it this far!”

“It’s a free dinner at Applebee’s, no expiration,” said SG10.

*Confessional Cam*

Tvguy: Oh yeah, we’re going to temple! How do you like them apples?

*End*

“Welcome back, tvguy and Ex are accepted for the challenge to enter Olmec’s temple, but first, Olmec himself is going to give us instructions on getting the iPod of Steve Jobs,” Jjs said.

“Of course, the temple had a little remodeling. You can start by climbing the ledges down deep into the pit of despair. Go through the pit and you can go inside the throne room. In the throne room, you could reach the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Do the puzzle and you will end up in the observatory. Hold together the puzzle and go you’ll go inside the sundial room. Turn it over and you could end up in the swamp, which could lead you to the Dark Forest. In there, you must find the iPod of Steve Jobs and after that, find a key or break through to enter the mineshaft that could lead you back to the pit, in time to return the artifact. When you pick up the iPod, the three hidden temple guards inside will vanish, and the gate will be opened up. Run into a temple guard and you will have to give up your pendant for life insurance. Now, who wants to go first?” Terminoob explained.

“I’ll do it,” said Ex.

“Very well then, Ex,” said terminoob. “And of course, there are prizes, and here’s what you’ll win:”

”First, you will get an iPad in honor of Steve Jobs. Find the iPod of Steve Jobs and you’ll get an Android Phone too! That’s not all, exit the temple with the iPod in time and you and your teammate are going to Space Camp!” SG10 announced.

“You have your Winner’s Paradise, and you also get a trip to Space Camp, isn’t that great?” Jjs said.

“You bet,” said Ex.

“Olmec, lower the gate please,” said Jjs and terminoob does so. “Three minutes on the clock, on your mark, get set…go!” Jjs signaled and Ex started sprinting inside the temple.

Ex easily goes past the ledges and jumps down to the pit of despair. The button in the bottom works and leads Ex to the next room. Once he enters the throne room, he suddenly gets ambushed by a temple guard, making Ex give away his half pendant. With one pendant left, Ex continues and enters the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. After assembling the monkey, Ex advanced to the next room which was the observatory, where he unfortunately encounters another temple guard.

“Holy shit!” Ex exclaimed, and gets taken away.

It was now tvguy who has to do the rest. Tvguy does the directions followed before and reaches the observatory. He does the puzzle and advances to the sundial room. Tvguy turns the sundial and ends up in the swamp. By far, he had 50 seconds left and reached the Dark Forest when he had 43 left. He found the iPod of Steve Jobs, the temple guards disappear, and the gate is lowered. Tvguy quickly goes to the mineshaft by smashing through and from the top, he jumps down the pit. Right now he has 11 seconds left and makes it out of the temple with the artifact with three seconds to spare.

“He did it, tvguy made it out of the temple with the iPod! That’s not all, the Geckos will spend time in Winner’s Paradise, and the Silver Snakes are going to Space Camp!” Jjs announced.

*Confessional Cam*

Tvguy: When I made it out, I almost cried. I had a lot of pride when it comes to Steve Jobs and stuff like that.

*End*

*Smoothie Ceremony*

“Oh, I feel nervous right now,” said CDCB.

“Well, all your votes have been counted,” said Jjs, “And to a surprise, nobody’s going home today!” With that, the Piranhas cheered with relief.

“So it was just a reward challenge?” Steel asked.

“Yep, I got you guys, didn’t I?” Jjs said.

All of a sudden, the temple guards came out from the Forgotten Temple and looked at 70s. In a moment, 70s was being carried away.

“Hey, what’s going on? What did I do for this to happen?” 70s said and enters the Forgotten Temple.

”I want to know, what just happened?” Fa asked.

“Don’t look at me, I didn’t do anything,” said Jjs.

From an intercom, a voice was heard, shouting “I am the source to all this! 70s will have a good time in the Forgotten Temple,” the voice said.

“Well, knock it off! Who are you, and why did you do that to 70s?” CDCB asked.

“Surprise, I am the one and only NathanJR of TV.com!” He introduced, “As you can tell, I’m on board with the mechanics. 70s may look like the main problem, but I’m just going to keep on torturing you guys for the rest of the challenges.”

”You can’t do that,” said Clappy.

“Yes I can, beware pesky SBC members, you guys have fun. Chow,” Nathan finished and turns off.

“Great, we have to spend one season to avoid Nathan,” said Clappy.

“And that’s all for today. What other surprise awaits the two teams? Will there a resolution for Fa and CDCB? And will Nathan cause any more mayhem? Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Prizes: Viagra, UWS Season 2 Hat, Bucket of Pudding, Dinner to Apple bees, iPad, Android, and trip to Space Camp

Artifact: iPod of Steve Jobs

Nobody gets voted off.

Temple Access: The Silver Snakes (Ex and tvguy). They succeed.

Teams:

The Screaming Geckos:

Dragiiin123 (Captain)

Patrick (Helper)

Sub-Teams:

Silver Snakes: tvguy347, ExKizuna

Orange Iguanas: Storytime7, Deli

Green Monkeys: Wumbology, 4EverGreen

The Killer Piranhas:

Shinya (Captain)

Squidward (Helper)

Sub-Teams:

Purple Parrots: Jelly, Clappy

Red Jaguars: Steel Sponge, CDCB

Blue Barracudas: Old Man Jenkins, Fa

[SpongeOddFan]

very good

[Steel Sponge]

31. Paradise Lost

Meanwhile, inside the Geckos’ trailer…

“Man that sure was fun inside there,” said Storytime.

“Damn straight,” said Dragiiin. “We keep going until the Piranhas are fried as chicken.”

“But I thought piranhas can’t be killed,” said Deli, “In fact, I love chicken-"

“Don’t worry Deli, you’ll get the point,” Dragiiin said, interrupting Deli.

“I have to admit, we’re doing better than we’ve expected, there’s no way the Piranhas are going to beat us,” said tvguy.

“We can, unless Storytime makes a carefree go-lucky event turn sour with his bickering,” said 4EverGreen.

“Congrats, you’ve been promoted to “Captain Buzzkill",” Wumbo said sarcastically.

“Why does that always have to be brought up?” Storytime said, annoyed.

“Weren’t you listening? Again, you haven’t been causing fights since last year, and come to think of it, I’m still mad,” said tvguy.

“Can you at least stay out of it for once?” Storytime replied.

“But you can’t because, you always start them, you NEVER stop, and you’re in the center of pestering!” tvguy replied.

“Dude, maybe it’s a work of habit, so maybe I am trying to stop, but your attitude is getting on my nerves too,” Storytime replied.

“Oh boy,” said Wumbo, with his not-this-again look while the two were still arguing.

“Will you both just SHUT UP?” Ex said, seizing the argument. "Oh, and in before one of you guys say “No, you shut up".”

“He’s good,” tvguy complimented.

*Confessional Cam*

Storytime: Ex and tvguy are nerve-wrecking with me right now. Are they trying to cause the fights for me, or is it the other way around? I just hate being judged like that now. The others also act like they forgot about CD and Fa.

*End*

Meanwhile, at the Piranhas’ trailer…

“Shinya, do you have something to do with this?” Steel asked.

“To do with what? You weren’t being specific,” said Shinya.

“It was a bad idea to assemble CDCB and Fa for our team,” said Steel.

“Fa is with me, so CDCB doesn’t share a sub-team with him, spite what Shinya said about keeping enemies closer,” said OMJ.

“OMJ, I don’t know whether I feel confused, dismayed, or disappointed for you taking his advice,” said CDCB.

“Don’t mind Shinya, anybody can make mistakes,” said Jelly.

“But you and Clappy act perfect, I’ve seen your moves,” said OMJ.

“I’m not saying I’m perfect, Im saying that Clappy and I have been doing our best. It takes more than skill to win, there’s also effort,” Jelly replied.

“Pssh, I knew that! And so has everybody else. There’s no need to worry, and we’ll beat the Geckos for sure,” said Shinya.

“Yeah, give some praise for this guy, he’s awesome,” said Fa.

“But I don’t see him very organized, or reliable; he doesn’t look like a team player to me too. What if he creates some kind of chaos during our next challenge?” CDCB said.

“It’s not chaos you dodo,” said Fa.

“I bet it is,” CDCB replied.

“Ugh, why couldn’t we settle this unlike Storytime?” Fa replied.

*Confessional Cam*

Shinya: Yeah, I can tell it goes on. It doesn’t end for those two.
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OMJ: There’s probably a lot to blame for our loss in the last challenge, but whatever Shinya says goes, I had to choose Fa.

*End*

“I’m just going to take a guess,” said Clappy once he exits the trailer. “Yes, Jjs has done it again,” he said referring to the flooded set.

“Are you guys having fun this season?” Jjs questioned who was on the same boat from the previous Flood Control challenge.

“It’s going to get annoying in a turn of events,” said Ex.

”Before we go, I have a couple of SBC members joining for the fun,” said Jjs.

“Hey, what’s up?” Hassan said.

“Glad to be here, eh.” SOF said.

“We’ve hired a couple of interns for the show, and I made the final verdict to have SOF and Hassan be a part of it,” said Jjs.

"I thought SOF was doing technical stuff for the season," Steel said.

"I decided to promote him, since he seemed eager to help a team," Jjs responded.

”Looks like we’ve scored double Canadians as our interns,” said Ex. “DIBS ON HASSAN!”

“Great, and that means that SOF will be assisting for the Killer Piranhas,” said Jjs.

“That’s great, now we can get this over with, right?” Fa asked.

Jjs then escorts them to his temple, which wasn’t flooded.

“Now, here’s a simple explanation about today’s challenge,” Jjs announced. “As said before, there are 8 different rooms and one has the missing artifact. The first one is the ledges; the second one is the pit of despair. The third room is the lair of Metal Snake, which is north of the pit; the fourth room is the throne room of 70s, west of the pit. Both can lead to the fifth one: the “even darker” forest. The sixth one is the shrine of Sabre, east from the forest. The seventh room is the UWS storage room. The last one is east from the storage room. As you guys figured out, it’s a dead end. So yeah, the maze is the same. The one way out is to find a key, but you got to be smart though. You would need the common sense to open the exit…when there’s not any certain doom, just so you won’t forget. Anyways, there are some obstacles and two things to really look out for: Goosey is in here again, and there are three temple guards inside. Today’s treasure: you must find Paradise Lost, which is a book. Whoever brings it back wins it for the team. Plus, if you find the drain switch, all that water is going to disappear. Now, you guys have 1 captain, 1 helper, and 1 intern. You guys are going inside the temple separately, and by separating the groups, the mini-teams go on their own. As for the captain, helper, and intern, the mini-teams from the main expanded team are going to choose whose going to an addition for their search. You guys got that understood?”

“Sort of confused,” said tvguy. “But anyways, Ex and I are going with Hassan.”

“I’m going with Dragiiin,” said Storytime.

“I hope Patrick can do good assisting me,” said 4EverGreen.

“Eh, I’m going with SOF,” said Steel.

“Obviously, Shinya’s got a warm spot for me and Clappy,” said Jelly.

“And that leaves us with Squidward,” said OMJ.

“Is everybody ready?” Jjs asked.

“Hell yeah, we are,” said Shinya.

“Ready and…split up!” Jjs commanded.

The mini-teams then started going inside the temple in different lanes, starting with the ledges.

“Oh and just a reminder, whoever encounters a temple guard, your mini-team is automatically out, and you have only one pendant,” Jjs added.

“These ledges are too easy,” said Ex. That was until spikes emerged from the tiles, “Well, if Jjs made it that way, then so be it.”

“Looks like you’re in a spiky situation Ex,” said 4EverGreen and crosses the ledges.

“Not funny!” Ex said.

”So, once we slowly get back on our track…” said tvguy.

“Let’s talk about Canadian killers, those are pretty interesting, don’t you think?” Hassan said.

“We’re going to win, guys, we’re already near the pit of despair,” said 4EverGreen.

Then, coming from a tile trap, flying arrows were activated, but did no harm like the previous trap.

“Is it just me, or did Jjs design more traps?” Wumbo asked.

“There’s one way to find out,” said Patrick. They all jump down to see the same needles from the last Flood Control challenge.

“I’m not enjoying this,” said Wumbo. Steel, CD, and SOF then arrived.

“Should we help them?” CD asked.

“They got out on their own last time, so I don’t think we can assist for that,” said Steel and they proceed by going into the third room. After that, Dragiiin, Deli, and Storytime appeared.

“The Jaguars are in the lead, we have to follow them,” said Storytime.

“Then don’t waste your time talking and get to it,” said Dragiiin and they jumped to where a door leads to the third room.

“Now, I don’t want to argue with you too,” said Storytime.

“Dude, we can’t win unless you remain silent,” Dragiiin replied.

“Alright, we can do this…” said 4EverGreen and he and the others slowly climb to the door that leads to the next room. “That’s not so hard, was it?”

“Just go in the lair,” said Wumbo, sounding annoyed, and they did so.

A moment later, OMJ and Fa arrived to do the same procedure. Later, Clappy, Jelly, and Shinya arrived last, as Clappy and Jelly are revealed to be carrying Shinya.

“This isn’t necessary,” said Clappy.

“Of course it’s not, I’m just wishing ourselves luck by letting the others activate the traps before we do,” said Shinya.

“Eh, good point…I think,” said Jelly.

In the third room, Steel and CD have activated a trap. The tar from that trap prevented them from going further. When OMJ, Fa, and Squidward entered, they unfortunately came across a temple guard and were escorted out. The rest made it through successfully while Dragiiin, Shinya and the others went to the throne of 70s unlike the others.

In the fourth room, respectively the throne of 70s, Goosey was waiting for the mini-teams to show up.

“Twice is the charm, now I must wait for one of the groups to show up,” Goosey said to himself.

“Hi there loser,” Dragiiin said quickly ignoring Goosey until a wall was revealed to be in the way. “Ow, when did this get here?”

“Ha, now you’re trapped!” Goosey said. Then suddenly, a trap was activated, rocks were falling from the ceiling. “Doesn’t have to do with me,” he added, and exits the room.

“Hurry, we need get through, room or not!” Storytime said.

“There’s some Japanese text on this wall, maybe a password can open it,” said Deli.

“Well, don’t look at me, I don’t know Japanese for shit, so I can’t figure it out,” said Dragiiin.

The rocks then stopped falling, doing no real harm, but squishes the three members with the door. Eventually, Clappy, Jelly, and Shinya arrived at the room to push the rocks out of the way.

“Come on slowpoke,” said Clappy.

After Shinya was done, the group finds Dragiiin and co.

“Glad to find somebody who can help us,” said Deli.

“I can’t figure out this damned password,” said Dragiiin.

Shinya examines it and says, “That’s easy, it’s Ôpunsesami,” said Shinya. With that, the door opened.

”What did it say?” Jelly asked.

”It was open sesame in Japanese, I don’t learn for nothing,” said Shinya, the two groups advanced.

It then shows Goosey in the darker forest. “Come out wherever you are,” he tormented. “You can run but you can’t hide, I also said two things cliché, but I don’t care!”

“We need to get pass Gurgy,” SOF whispered.

”I know. Maybe some kind of distraction will keep his eye off of us,” Steel whispered.

“What are you guys talking about?” 4EverGreen said, popping up with Patrick and Wumbo.

“Quiet, would you and Wumbo mind keeping Goosey busy?” CDCB whispered.

“What do you want me to do? Dress in a drag, do some kind of hula dance, and waste our only pendant?” Wumbo asked, “No thanks.”

“Come on, you can get past him without any trouble,” CDCB whispered. “We’re dead serious.”

”Ugh…” said Wumbo. In a moment, he shows up in front of Goosey, to do as requested. “LUAU!”

If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat juicy meat
Eat my not-so-buddy 4EverGreen here because he’s a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty guy
All you have to do is get in line
Are you achin?’

“Yup, yup, yup,” said 4EverGreen

For Kevin Bacon?

“Yup, yup, yup.”

“He’s a big pig.”

”Yup, yup, yup.”

“You could be like him too. There, song is over,” said Wumbo and he, Patrick, and 4EverGreen then run in terror.

*Confessional Cam*

4EverGreen: The song’s a lie; I eat a lot of fiber….put aside the Bob's Big Boys Burgers takeout I’d occasionally eat.

*End*

“Are you okay?” Steel said.

“Yes, I also can’t believe we’re still in the game!” 4EverGreen said.

“You’re not going to believe this but, do you remember Nathan? Because he’s back and he’s-" said CDCB.

“Damn it, can’t talk right now, we ran into some temple guards,” said Wumbo as he and 4EverGreen were taken away.

“Now where are we?” SOF asked.

“This is the sixth room, no sign of that thingamajig yet,” said Steel.

“Now freeze, fools!” Goosey exclaimed when he catches them again.

Out of nowhere, Shinya kicks Goosey, preventing his chances to eliminate SOF and co. from going any further in the temple.

“Just to let you know, I came!” Shinya said, “And so did Clappy and especially Jelly.”

“I came too; you can’t leave three awesome guys hanging,” said Ex. That was until another trap was activated, as a net grabs Ex, tvguy, and Hassan and leaves them hanging around.

“You were saying?” Tvguy said.

“Well, I didn’t know there was a trap in here,” said Ex.

“Aw fuck,” said Hassan.

“But we’re still welcome to have you as intern for our main team,” Ex added.

“You better stand back Gurgy,” said SOF, “I have a non-lethal gun!”

“Pretty convenient for an intern,” said Jelly.

*Confessional Cam*

Clappy: I definitely need to get one of those. You know, for me.

*End*

“I don’t think you have the guts,” said Goosey.

While SOF was shooting away, the groups advanced to the next room, which was the UWS storage room. They found the drain switch and deactivated the water levels.

“We still need to find that treasure,” said CDCB.

SOF was still shooting until Goosey knocked him out.

“You guys are toast, now!” Goosey said.

“Not for long!” Dragiiin said as he jumped behind Goosey and attacked him.

“Good job Dragiiin,” said Jelly.

“Let me go…” said Goosey.

“Tough shit,” said Dragiiin and jumps to where the others were, as Storytime and Deli follow him. Then suddenly, a trap was activated through a tile, and a cage comes down and traps CDCB, Steel, and SOF.

“Okay, so now it’s just us, isn’t it?” Clappy said.

“We better get out of here!” Storytime said.

In the last room, the two remaining groups found the Paradise Lost book.

“Hallelujah,” Shinya said with relief.

“You’re not going anywhere!” Goosey said.

“Yeah right, we have the book and the temple gate is open, what are you going to do now?” Dragiiin questioned.

Suddenly, water was coming through the opened gate, flooding its way through Jjs’ temple.

“But we fixed the drain, what’s going on?” Deli said.

“Haha, you will never escape from the clutches of the master of creating chaos!” A voice echoed, and it was Nathan again.

“Who are you?” Storytime asked.

“He’s Nathan, he’s been causing trouble since yesterday,” said Jelly.

“This isn’t going to end well,” said Shinya, “We have to get out of here, with the book!”

When the groups were heading for the only exit, which was the long way, Nathan uses his controls to block the door.

“You think I’m that stupid? Now you’re stuck with running water above your necks!” Nathan said.

“So you’re going to kill us? Wouldn’t that cancel the show?” Shinya said.

”Shut up, and fear the wrath of Nathan!” Nathan said.

There was no other choice than to go through where the water was running. With the book in their hands, Jelly, Shinya, and Clappy go through, and emerge to the surface and swimming where Jjs and the priorilly escorted members were, with their clothes and the book soaked.

“We got the treasure, even though it’s ruined,” said Jelly.

”Yes, but what about Dragiiin, Storytime, and Deli, are they going to make it out?” Hassan asked.

“I hope they will…” said Jelly.

They watched as the last room in Jjs’ temple was completely going to be underwater. After that, there was no word from the three and Nathan smirks.

“No, not even in a game show they can be dead, they must survive!” Jelly exclaimed.

Suddenly, Jelly’s pendant was glowing and was shifted to the air, along with Clappy, SOF, Squidward, and Shinya. After that, the water has subsided and the Orange Iguanas and Dragiiin appeared alive.

“Did we win?” Storytime questioned.

“Nope, and you also missed that wicked science that Jelly has done. Was that the legendary myth of the pendant’s power?” Jjs said.

“What are you talking about, Jjs?” Jelly asked.

“A myth was said that from a power of five, the pendant will erase and prevent a bad event from happening ever again,” Jjs explained, “Your bond with your team must have made it happen, so I guess the myth must be real.”

“Creepy,” said Fa.

“Anyways, the Purple Parrots made it out with the book, so they win today’s challenge,” said Jjs.

“So the Geckos are going to face sacrifice this time?” Fa questioned.

“No, I have a reward for you guys, and here it is: whatever member from the opposing team, you trade one of yours for the member you want in your team,” said Jjs.

*Confessional Cam*

Ex: They better not pick me; I won’t like it if they picked me.
--
Jelly: I can’t believe I unveiled a myth and won the challenge for my team, this is so exciting!

*End*

“So how about we get Ex?” OMJ suggested.

“Nah, they deserve him,” said Steel.

“Somebody is very generous today,” said Shinya. “Does Storytime or Deli seem like a fine choice?”

“Well, they didn’t do so well yesterday,” said CDCB.

“We all know 4EverGreen isn’t going to do us some luck, how about Wumbo, if it kills for him to be off of 4EverGreen’s side?” Clappy suggested.

“I don’t know, tvguy is a good competitor, so that leaves up to him to,” said CDCB,

“And of course, we know who to trade one of them for,” said Clappy.

*Confessional Cam*

Tvguy: Throughout, I was thinking, “No, don’t pick me!” But I go with the flow.
--
Wumbo: I’d be glad to be separated from 4EverGreen to be honest, but I think my team relies so much on me…

*End*

“We’ve made our decision,” said Shinya. “We want tvguy, and we’re going to trade Fa for him.”

“Oh man, I’m going to miss you Ex,” said tvguy.

“Thank heavens,” CDCB said, referring to Fa.

“Stay golden tvguy, stay golden,” said Ex.

“And that’s all for today. How will tvguy and Fa perform, now that they’re on different teams? Will Nathan be taken out? And will the interns show some more of their skill? Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:
Artifact: Paradise Lost
Fa and tvguy are traded.
Hassan and SOF join as interns. Hassan is the Screaming Geckos' intern, while SOF is the intern for the Killer Piranhas.

[Steel Sponge]

32. The Facebook of Zuckerberg

Meanwhile in the Piranhas trailer…

“It’s great to have tvguy on our side now,” said OMJ.

“I’m really going to miss being with Ex, especially considering that it’s only been two days that I’ve been around with him!” tvguy said.

“Soz, at least half of us wanted Fa moved,” said SOF.

“The good news is, there’s no Storytime theater to pester us,” said tvguy mockingly.

“You know Shinya, something has gotten me worried since the Iguanas almost drowned yesterday, but made it out alive,” said Jelly.

“I’m listening…” said Shinya.

“If you show some more help and respect, we can still honor you as our team captain,” Jelly replied.

*Confessional Cam*

Shinya: Oh damn it; Jelly is now aware of this. Jelly and Clappy are very tolerable to my views, but I’ve seen tvguy do some big mistakes, CDCB can’t seem to handle himself with Fa, Steel just tries to be cool sometimes, and I’m just jealous about OMJ. There’s no way he’s going near Jelly when I’m in-charge.

*End*

“But we did win the previous challenge, what makes you say I’ll be the cause of our next failure?” Shinya questioned.

“Just play nicely and we won’t worry,” Jelly said.

“And Jjs happens to make a random challenge look death-defying while some intruder named Nathan just gives us our gift of judgment,” Shinya replied.

“I’m having trouble reading this book,” said Clappy with the Paradise Lost book.

“It was partially soaked after the previous challenge was over,” said Jelly.

The scene then goes to where the challenge will take place.

“Nice to see you guys, and nice to see you Olmec,” said Jjs.

“Kon'nichiwa Jjs,” said Shinya.

“So, what artifact are we going to hear about today?” Jjs said to terminoob.

“Hmm, you’re pretty rushed up today…the Facebook of Zuckerberg,” said terminoob.

“Okay, seeing Shinya as a disgruntled captain, I’ve come to realize that this team needs somebody more reasonable,” said tvguy, “And you’re looking at him right now.”

“Okay then…” said CDCB.

“If a switch is necessary, I will be in-charge and make some changes. I want Steel and CDCB to lose most of the time,” said tvguy.

“Care to clarify, tvguy?” Steel asked.

“It’s just nothing personal; you two haven’t been doing much this season and-" tvguy said.

“Dude, that’s like saying that the Screaming Geckos need to lose because they didn’t have any lines yet, I’ll show you "losing!"," Steel said.

“Okay Ex, tvguy is now part of the Killer Piranhas, you know what to do: kick his ass in this challenge, bring him shame, or make him cry, whichever comes first!” Fa said.

“He’s a friend of mine broski; don’t take the game too harshly,” said Ex.

*Confessional Cam*

Tvguy: Shinya has very little coordination in my views.
Ex: And Fa doesn’t make me feel better about the trade at all! And now he wants me to act like he’s my enemy.
Tvguy: So everybody thinks I made some flaws, but I’d make an excellent captain, as much as I’m a team player!
Ex: At least he’s no worse than Storytime.

*End*

“He’s not really your friend tvguy; anybody on the opposing team is our enemy. If you want to win real badly, then get mean!” Shinya said.

“I AM MEAN!” Tvguy exclaimed.

“Then get angry!” Fa said to Ex.

”I AM ANGRY!” Ex shouted. “Seriously though, you and Shinya can’t manipulate me no matter what.”

“Who said anything about Shinya?” 4EverGreen added.

“Okay, is everybody ready?” Jjs said, “One…two…three, and go!”

The moat challenge was different; the obstacle course was riding on a Facebook profile to the gong whilst “liking” vine statuses and such in their way. From voluntary help from Shinya, he intentionally pushes tvguy and OMJ off, admitting that as an accident. Further results were given, Clappy and Jelly made it through first, Wumbo and 4EverGreen were second, CDCB and Steel were third, and Deli and Storytime were fourth.

“Yay, we actually made it!” Deli said.

“Hey, no fair Shinya, you were supposed to assist me and OMJ!” tvguy said.

“Everybody has their flaws, even me,” said Shinya trying to avail from his intentional wrong-doing.

“Damn it, we just got served!” Fa said.

“The Silver Snakes and the Blue Barracudas played a great game; let’s see what they’ve won,” said Jjs.

*Cue to a commercial for finger-cuffs*

*End*

*Confessional Cam*

Fa: I’ve come to realize, it’s not all fun with Ex around, and he blamed me for messing things up!

*End*

“Right now our four teams are now on the Steps of Knowledge, and Olmec is going to tell us about the Facebook of Zuckerberg, so pay attention,” Jjs announced.

“Years ago, Mark Zuckerberg has created Facebook, a magnificent site to exist in our history, even his own account to add things up. His first status was about his relationship, which gained few likes, but a lot more upon discovery, which was after a break-up. Eventually, a couple of temple guards found it and decide to hack it by threatening removal of it. Mark Zuckerberg then did nothing but become in-charge of it and fought against the guards from removing it. Later, he abandoned it to maintain his own site. Your quest is to find the Facebook of Zuckerberg.” Terminoob explained.

“And where could that be Olmec?” Jjs asked.

“Let’s see…you can find it in the observatory,” said terminoob.

“Okay, is everybody ready?” Jjs questioned, “Here’s our first question.”

The Steps of Knowledge Challenge begins and terminoob says, “Get this wrong and you’re a moron. Who created Facebook?”

Steel steps on the buzzer and says, “It’s Mark Zuckerberg, I’ve heard that name about hundreds of times already.”

”Correct,” said terminoob and the Jaguars move forward. “Next question: who invaded his Facebook?”

Wumbo steps on the buzzer and says, “I don’t know, could it be the same temple guards that screwed around with Steve Jobs?”

“Sounds logical, but also correct,” said terminoob and the Monkeys move forward. “Let’s continue, shall we? What was Zuckerberg’s first status?”

4EverGreen steps on the buzzer and says, “That would be concerning his first relationship.”

“Another point for the Green Monkeys,” said terminoob as they’re another step closer to the next round. “Next question: what did the temple guards do to the account?”

Clappy steps on the buzzer and says, “They hacked it, durr!”

“Correct again,” said terminoob and the Parrots move forward. “Next question: what is today’s artifact?”

4EverGreen steps on the buzzer and says, “The Facebook of Zuckerberg.”

“Yep, no need to give further results,” said terminoob and the Green Monkeys advance to the next round. “Alright then, what happened afterwards when the status appeared much more likeable?”

CDCB steps on the buzzer and says, “The break-up.”

“Correct once again,” said terminoob. “Where is the artifact?”

Steel steps on the buzzer and says, “In the observatory.” The answer was correct and the Jaguars advanced.

“It looks like the Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys are going to the Temple Games. The Orange Iguanas and the Purple Parrots played a great game, let’s see what they won for making it this far,” Jjs announced.

“Moon shoes, no description available,” said SG10.

*Confessional Cam*

Storytime: Eh, not again. I wonder what everybody is going to say about that…the outcome would be quite predictable.
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Clappy: It looks like the Jaguars caught up, just saying.

*End*

“And welcome back. We have our two teams’ right here for the Temple Games: The Green Monkeys and the Red Jaguars,” Jjs announced. “Before we begin, let’s hear some stuff about them.”

“No thanks, I’m not really energetic for a kind of question,” said Steel.

“Can we get it over with already?” Wumbo suggested.

“Okay then, obviously you guys don't want that. Okay, Olmec tell us about our first Temple Game,” Jjs said.

“Status is quite the big thing in Facebook. There is a basket of statuses and whichever team you are in, and when Jjs gives the signal, you must grab them and put them into your bucket with your hands behind your back. The one with the most wins a half pendant,” said terminoob.

“Alright guys, no hands!” Jjs said, “Are you ready? Get set…go!”

The first temple game commenced and the two teams began filling their buckets with statuses before time was out.

“Time, let’s see what they’ve got,” said Jjs, “The Red Jaguars have 20 and the Green Monkeys have 19, this means that the Jaguars received their half pendant, let’s see what the next temple game is, and it’s worth another half pendant.” He announced.

“I have yet another game of slider in my hands, if you can see them,” said terminoob, “Once Jjs gives the signal, you will have to form a picture of Mark Zuckerberg, the one player from the team who finishes it wins.”

“Okay, this is probably a hard one,” said Jjs. “Anyways, are you ready? Get set…go!”

The second temple game starts and the two teams try to form a correct picture of Mark Zuckerberg. Within minutes, the Green Monkeys were the ones to finish it, ending the second game.

“It looks the Green Monkeys have claimed their half pendant. Now to our third and last temple game which is worth a full pendant, let’s see what Olmec has to say about that,” Jjs announced.

“You remember Farmville right?” terminoob said, “You have several planting seeds, and they grow pretty quick. When Jjs gives the signal, scatter them all over the place and collect what you see once it grows in less than 5 seconds. The one team with the most wins.”

“Pretty clever,” said Jjs. “Are you ready? Get set…and go!”

Within seconds on the clock, the contestants do what is requested and the plants have grown. They plucked what they see at a quick pace until time was up.

“Let’s see,” said Jjs, “The Jaguars have 17, and the Green Monkeys have 20. This means that Wumbology and 4EverGreen are going to the temple! Steel and CDCB played great, let’s see what their prize is.”

“A built in alarm clock, it works,” said SG10.

*Confessional Cam*

Steel: Making it to the semi-final round is a great accomplishment…so far.
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CDCB: Well played, enough said.

*End*

“Welcome back, Wumbo and 4EverGreen have proven theirselves to enter Olmec’s temple and find the Facebook of Zuckerberg. But first, Olmec has some instructions on the temple for today,” said Jjs.

“Once again, my temple has some new décor; you both start by climbing the ledges and then enter the pit of despair, now with less chances of finding a door on the first try, go through the pit and you’ll find the throne room, where you could reach the shrine, which is now in model of Jjs. Simply assemble the gilded statue of Jjs to enter the lair of 70s, or the dark forest. The dark forest can lead to the next room by smashing pots or smashing through the wall. The treasure that holds the Facebook of you-know-who, the observatory is after that. The next room, which is the mineshaft, could lead you back to the pit of despair in time to return the artifact. When you have the artifact, the gate opens and the three temple guards fade into oblivion. Speaking of them, run into one and you lose a pendant, who wants to go first?” terminoob explained.

“Oh, oh, it will be a pleasure for me to do that,” said 4EverGreen.

“Good 4EverGreen,” said jjs, “Also, let’s hear about what you and Wumbo could win…”

“It’s an iPod touch, second prize will be a Nintendo Wii, and lastly if you make it out of the temple in time with the artifact, it’s a trip to Disneyland, the happiest place on Earth!” SG10 announced.

“Wow, Disneyland as the main prize sure does make you want to win the final part of this challenge,” said Jjs. “Lower the gate Olmec.” Once the gate was open, Jjs then says, “You know what to do, three minutes on the clock, and…go!”

With the signal given, 4EverGreen begins running through the temple. Going through the ledges was no problem, as then drops into the pit of despair. It has taken him ten seconds to find a door to lead him somewhere, and then he ends up in the throne room, where he is unfortunately ambushed by one temple guard, with a half pendant remaining. He goes through the shrine to find the shrine of Jjs. It took about 9 seconds to completely assemble the statue. He forges onto the next room, which was the lair of 70s. There, he got caught by another temple guard, leaving Wumbo to do the rest of the job.

“Win it for us, Wumbo!” 4EverGreen said.

Wumbo easily gets pass the rooms 4EverGreen accessed before, and rooms solved for him. Wumbo then goes into the lair of 70s, which was the last spot 4EverGreen went through. With the temple guard gone, Wumbo continues and makes his way toward the dark forest. Before that, he picks up 4EverGreen’s discarded half pendant for an extra life. He smashes pots until he goes inside the observatory where he quickly grabs the Facebook of Zuckerberg. The temple guards disappear and the gate reopens. He then makes his way out of the temple with the artifact to make it out within 3 seconds.

“And he did it; the Green Monkeys have returned it in time!” Jjs said, “And with the Green Monkeys having access to the temple, the Screaming Geckos have won and the Killer Piranhas will have to face judgment.”

*Confessional Cam*

4EverGreen: Yes, I bet Wumbo is real proud for me!
--
Wumbo: Eh, I was expecting my best, and it sort of went well. What makes it better is that I’m going to Disneyland.

*End*

Before the smoothie ceremony, the Killer Piranhas are in their trailer.

“We should get rid of Shinya!” tvguy suggested, “If you saw what he just did while assisting me, you know that he’s pretty “evil".”

“I don’t know, it’s either him, or dealing with your leadership antics that we honestly don’t need,” said CDCB.

“Don’t get me wrong, I am truly a team player! That’s how me and Ex were able to succeed in the last temple challenge!” tvguy said. “In a matter of time, he’s going to do some more manipulation.”

“I don’t know, getting soaked during the moat challenge isn’t much proof of Shinya being “manipulative",” said Jelly.

“Have it your way, but when I’m not eliminated, we must take focus on the tactics I’ve set up earlier,” said tvguy.

Meanwhile, at Winner’s Paradise…

“Damn, it feels good to win,” said Dragiiin.

“No kidding, but now we have to wait for Wumbo and 4EverGreen,” said Ex.

“I don’t know what I will do once I win, but I have plans on sharing it with my future e-boyfriend SpongeSebastian,” said Deli.

”That’s real nice….SpongeSebastian, what?” Dragiiin said, “Oh yeah, the guy who’s not participating this season. Now I must relax.”

“I don’t why you said that Deli, but that sure is a brilliant plan,” said Storytime. “I don’t know what to do with all that kind of money, but everybody would at least know me as one of the richest bronies in existence.”

“Wow, you don’t seem spat-worthy today, almost like Deli is your cure cleanser,” said Ex.

“Interesting…” Storytime thought.

*Smoothie Ceremony*

“As I can see, there are 7 of you, and I have 6 smoothies in this plate. And yes, the ceremony can also affect the captain, but not the intern or the helper you currently have,” said Jjs.

*Ballot Scenario*

Shinya was shown voting for tvguy.

“Even with only two days having you, you’re becoming quite a step down from winning the million bucks,” said Shinya.

The next voter to be shown was Steel, writing down tvguy as well, “Strategy imperfect, that’s all I can say,” he said.

The next one to cast a vote was tvguy, who writes down Shinya, “It’s all that matters now, Shinya, Shinya, Shinya is so eliminated!” tvguy said later writing it down multiple times.

*Ceremony*

“The votes have been counted. When I call your name, you get your smoothie: Jelly, Clappy, Steel, OMJ, and CDCB,” Jjs announced.

The only two without a smoothie were tvguy and Shinya.

“And Shinya,” said Jjs and gives him the last smoothie.

“Prophet I say! You guys better watch out for this bas-" tvguy said and then gets carried away by the temple guards. “Karma will get him, you’ll see!”

“Poor tvguy, it was a bit of a pleasure to have him on our team,” said Clappy.

“And that’s the end for our latest episode. Will tvguy prove that Shinya is not taking supportive manner to their team? And how will CF and JCM perform in the next episode as Aftermath hosts? Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:
Eliminated: tvguy347
Artifact: The Facebook of Zuckerberg
Prizes: Finger-cuffs, Moon Shoes, alarm clock, iPod Touch, Nintendo Wii, and Disneyland trip
Shinya gets the last smoothie

[Steel Sponge]

Note: This episode is intended as parody and is not meant to be taken seriously.

33. Aftermath I: After the Forgotten Temple

“Hello everybody and this is Season 2’s first aftermath,” said JCM. 

“We have some special guests. Before we begin, we have our peanut gallery and our contestants from last season: SpongeSebastian, Elastic Dog, Spongebobs1fan, The Cartoon, Queen Malie, Doogle (formerly PokeSponge), and Blue Skarmory,” CF announced.

“Now here are our special guests,” said JCM. “ACS is absent, we never liked him anyways. First, we have Bob_Ball bouncing his way through.” He announced.

“Thank you very much, you’re so kind,” said Bob_Ball.

“He was our co-host until his mysterious elimination, I present you that70sguy,” CF announced. 70s looks around blankly.

“Next, he was recently voted off and has been around with the Piranhas only once, its tvguy,” JCM announced.

“It is such a brilliant day to have our interview show guys,” said tvguy.

“Hmm…thanks,” said JCM. “How are you feeling Bob_Ball?”

“I’m fine, just fine, I’m just here to go around with the real entertainment,” said Bob_Ball.

“Any comment from you, 70s?” JCM asked.

“Leave me alone,” said 70s.

“Okay then, you should realize that I was just wondering if-" said JCM.

“I said leave me alone!” 70s said.

“I guess he wants the silent treatment for a while,” said CF. “One of the main things we’ll do here is that we’ll discuss our two SBC fugitives: ACS and Goosey.”

“Woo-hoo, oh yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!” Person exclaimed.

“Thanks Person. So yeah, we have our unintelligent douchebag ACS, who went missing after his loss. Lastly, we have Goosey who now takes the wild side,” JCM announced.

“That would be the Regurgitator to you!” Goosey said, and the sound of thunder is followed by that.

“What are you doing here? I thought you got locked up in Jjs’ temple,” said CF.

“I’ve gotten out the same way I did the other time I met up with those SBC members,” said Goosey.

“That’s really good to know. You stay here, cause no trouble, and I’ll tell Jjs you’re off the leash again,” said JCM. “Just be calm, like everybody else.”

“Not too shabby JCM. SBC’s favorite troll ACS is still missing and we got the cyber police and other forces to track him down, to see if he’s alive or…you know.” CF said.

“And consequences will never be the same, right?” Elastic Dog said.

“That would be correct,” said JCM. “Now we have the main event right here: we’re going to play a game.”

“Oh, I’m going to be enjoying a game of Truth or Dunk,” said Goosey.

“Ha, ha, ha, ha, WRONG! A classic game of Spongebob Jeopardy,” said JCM.

“Ooh, Spongebob Jeopardy, Steve and I love that game,” said Mothra.

“If you want to join in, just me a holler so I know that you’re going to participate,” said CF.

“I APPROVE OF THIS, I’M IN!” tvguy said, “Well, you said I can holler after all.”

“That’s very funny of you, anybody else?” JCM said.

“I’ll join, I’ll join, I’ll join, I’ll join, I’ll join, and I’ll join, I WILL JOIN PLEASE!” Person exclaimed.

“I’m taking a go for this game, right Steve?” Mothra said and then turns to hilaryfan80.

“Eh, I don’t care, as long as the prize interests me,” said hilaryfan80.

“Why not, I’m game for some Spongebob Jeopardy,” said 70s.

“Oh, this is a surprise, even for that70sguy,” said JCM. “Are there anymore takers?”

“As this would be my first time in it, dont forget about me,” said Spongebobs1fan.

“I’d love to play too,” said Serving Up Smiles.

“I’ll play this game as long as Doogle doesn’t cheat,” said Queen Malie.

“Why do you have to bring that up? And besides, I’m not going to cheat,” said Doogle.

”And you were like that way before that Flying Dutchman challenge! I’d be happy if you don’t play,” Queen Malie replied and Doogle backs away.

“Hopefully, there’s some spots left, I’ll play too,” said Metal Snake.

“I’ve played this before and won a few times, so I guess I’m in too,” said teenj.

“Okay, I think we have enough competitors for this part of our show,” said JCM. “Now, the main purpose is that Jjs needs a co-host, and the winner of this round will be the new co-host, that is unless 70s wins.

“This round, so you mean there’s actually going to be another one?” Metal Snake asked.

“Yes, but I’ll say when once the first round is over,” said JCM. “CF, tell them our categories.”

“We have UWS Season 1, Contestants, Challenges, Voices, and Innuendos,” said CF.

Upon hearing the last one, Hayden gives out a finger snap.

“Hayden, do you want to play too?” CF asked out of curiosity.

“Sure,” said Hayden.

I’ll have Spongebobs1fan go first,” said JCM, “Just so you know, the rules are the actual standards, and you’ll have to wait until I say “questions in.”

“I’ll pick Challenges for 100,” said Sbs1fan.

This challenge involved retrieving an artifact of a non-existent internet user,” said JCM, “questions in.”

“What is the Quarreling Quail of Who-Gives-a-Shit?” teenj said as he was first to answer it.

“Oh, so close,” said tvguy.

“FUCK!” Person yelled. “I could have given him the answer, but NO, teenj just had it and he’s trying to let me lose or something, but he’ll see…”

“Ahem, Person can you please keep your mouth shut?” hilaryfan80 asked.

“Sorry,” said Person. “As I was saying, do you know what I love about Christmas, no…what I actually love about winter break, BECAUSE THERE’S NO SCHOOL!”

“Innuendos for 100, if it helps for him to keep focused,” said teenj, referring to Person.

“Okay, this episode involved Spongebob watching a sea anemone on TV,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is Your Shoe’s Untied?” teenj said.

“Yes, another 100 points for teenj,” said CF.

“DAMN IT,” said Person. “I could have gotten it, but god no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!” He exclaimed. “Plus, I can’t wait for football season…”

“That’s enough now Person, I could have sworn I’m getting a headache,” said Mothra.

“Sorry, I just feel really energetic today…” said Person.

“Innuendos for 200 please,” said teenj.

“No, it can’t be that category again; I would lose at that one!” Hayden said.

“Don’t worry about it, bucko,” said Doogle.

“You’re not allowed to be supportive to anybody!” Queen Malie added, a couple seconds after Doogle speaks.

“This episode involves a scene where Spongebob drops two bars of soap,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is Gary Takes a Bath?” Person said, as he was now the first one to answer first.

“200 points for Person,” said CF.

“AWW YEAH, OH YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT, I’M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!” Person cheered in an agitated manner.

“Wow, it’s just no wonder why you call yourself Goofy Goober,” said Mothra.

“Are you here to play or act sarcastic, miss? I expect you to be more polite like everybody-" said Person.

“Oh, I’m just really happy for you, 200 points could get you a nice little candy bar!” Mothra said in an angry tone.

“Person, it’s your turn to pick,” said CF.

“And then I said…oh yeah! Innuendos for 300,” said Person.

Teenj12: $200
Person: $200
Metal Snake: $0
Tvguy347: $0
That70sguy92: $0
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $0
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $0
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $0
Hayden: $0

“This episode involves a scene where Spongebob has vanilla ice cream on his nose,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is SpongeGuard on Duty?” that70sguy said.

“Now that puts 70s in the lead,” said JCM.

“DAMN IT, that could have been mine!” Person said.

“I’ll take Innuendos for 400,” said 70s.

“This episode involves Spongebob saying bye to Squidward twice,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is 20,000 Patties under the Sea?” Person said.

“Person is now in the lead with 600 points, CF said.

“Yes, yes, YES! IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter-" Person cheered.

“ARE YOU DONE!?” Mothra bellowed to Person, sounding more furious.

“My apologies,” said Person.

”One more Innuendos question and my fears are over,” Hayden said to himself.

“Person, you pick again,” said JCM.

“Just before I go over this, there’s something I find fascinating about balloons, THEY FLOAT! It’s not like I’m making a big deal about it, but I just want to go over something else, I mean seriously, Spongebob-" Person was saying.

“We have a serious timeslot, Person!” JCM said.

“I’ll take Innuendos for 500,” said Person.

“Oh, I got to go guys,” said hilaryfan80, and leaves the set.

“I think we can do the question without him,” said tvguy.

“No way, we must wait for Steve!” Mothra said.

“No way, I say we do the question without whomever this Steve person is, he hasn’t been playing much anyways,” said Person.

“Oh, that’s really nice of you,” Mothra said sarcastically, “Because I shouldn’t be surprised about somebody so impatient, that he just can’t hold it for Steve to come back here.”

“Yeah, he better get his ass here,” said 70s.

“Calm everybody, let’s be calm,” said CF.

“I’m back everybody,” said hilaryfan80.

Teenj12: $200
Person: $600
Metal Snake: $0
Tvguy347: $0
That70sguy92: $300
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $0
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $0
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $0
Hayden: $0

“This episode involves Patrick wearing a lampshade over his head,” said JCM.

“What is Rock-a-Bye-Bivalve?” Person said before the signal, along with teenj, Metal Snake, and 70s.

“Woah guys, you have to wait after 10 seconds, so there are no double take for you three,” said JCM.

“FUCK!” Person exclaimed, making another F-strike.

“Damn it,” said Metal Snake.

”^To Metal Snake,” Person added.

“What is Rock-a-Bye-Bivalve?” hilaryfan80 said, answering first.

“That is correct, hilaryfan80,” said JCM.

“OH FU-“ said Person.

“Watch your language again, Person, you don’t want to annoy us again, right? This is just a game after all,” Metal Snake said.

“Now it’s hilaryfan80’s turn to pick,” said JCM.

“I’ll go with Challenges for 300,” said hilaryfan80.

“Okay then, now if you guys can wait for a sex…” said JCM, resulting into several giggles from the contestants.

“Maybe we should call in 70s for that,” said Mothra.

“Haha, very funny,” 70s said sarcastically, “You may continue now JCM.”

Teenj12: $200
Person: $600
Metal Snake: $0
Tvguy347: $0
That70sguy92: $300
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $0
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $500
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $0
Hayden: $0

“This challenge from Season 1 involves running through a series of video game environments,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is the Gamespot challenge?” tvguy said, answering first.

“Good, 300 points for tvguy,” said CF.

“DAMN IT, not again with this! Come on tvguy, if your fingers weren’t so fast, I could’ve won, and if you can a thing for me, you could lose and make me win. Hopefully, I’ll succeed the next time!” Person said.

“You should make a note on Person’s conceit,” hilaryfan80 said to Mothra.

“It’s pretty funny how I get blame and you guys aren’t being quite nice about it, just saying. There’s also one thing I want to talk about-" Person was saying until Mothra’s pen snaps.

“Great, now I don’t have a pen!” Mothra said.

“I’ll take Contestants for 100 please,” said tvguy.

After that, the game results into a montage. After it was over, the new board scores were revealed while the Challenges category was completely over and the Contestants category’s first three slots were already answered as well. Voices and UWS Season 1 were still untouched.

Teenj12: $900
Person: $1000
Metal Snake: $0
Tvguy347: $300
That70sguy92: $500
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $400
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $500
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $0
Hayden: $0

“It looks like we got Person in the lead with 1000 points, teenj as our runner-up, while some have points, and some don’t have any just yet,” said JCM, “And now Person has to pick next.”

“Guys, I think I’ve been hacked!” Person said.

“Good gracious, I could see it now!” 70s said sarcastically, “Seriously dude, where’s the proof?”

“Well, my laptop has been hacked by somebody, and I don’t know who it could be, I’m seriously hacked!” Person said.

Then all of a sudden, a Person clone appeared in front of him, but quite silent.

“Great, now we have two Goofy Goobers,” said Queen Malie.

“Person, I think you’re trying to convince us that you…HACKED YOURSELF!” tvguy said.

“No really, I am hacked,” said Person.

”Great, now can we continue the game?” JCM said, and it was all silent. Person picks UWS Season 1 for 100. “Name the episode that was numbered 17,” he said for the category, “Questions in…”

“What is Warcraft Mania?” 70s said.

“70s got it,” said JCM.

“FUCK, damn it, it’s just not fair! It’s not fair, he could have lost and I should be winning if it wasn’t for me being hacked!” Person exclaimed.

With Mothra’s anger growing while Person was still talking, her hair goes ablaze and becomes Rapidash in 10 seconds flat.

“Are you okay Mothra?” teenj asked.

“YES I AM, I can't focus with Person here annoying us. And for the third time, you’re not hacked!” Mothra said and then turns to Person. “Now play the game like a good boy.”

“Why can’t we call get along?” Serving Up Smiles added.

“No, I’m serious, my laptop has been hacked by somebody,” said Person. “I know you guys think I’m really stupid as you think, but I’m certain that I’m hacked!”

“Should we get him out of here?” hilaryfan80 said to JCM.

“Oh yes, and yank that Person clone too,” said JCM.

With that, JCM leads Person out of the stage with the clone, thus making him offline and banned from Spongebob Jeopardy.

“Conspiracy I tell you, I must stay!” Person said, before he was kicked out.

“So what should be done about Person’s 1000 points? He’s been disqualified and all,” said Sbs1fan.

“It’s going to be kept that way,” said CF.

“Unless I can fill in for him, I’m also game for some Spongebob Jeopardy!” Goosey said.

“Okay, he’s going off the set too,” said JCM and the temple guards come carrying Goosebumpsfan away.

“So this is the thanks I get for showing up here for a surprise, a cameo? I will come back!” Goosey said while being taken away.

“Glad that’s over. 70s, it’s your turn to pick now,” said JCM.

“UWS Season 1 for 200,” said 70s.

With that, another montage was followed. The results, the UWS Season 1 category had the 400 slot left over, while the Contestants category was finished and the first three slots of the Voices category were already answered.

Teenj12: $1200
Person: $1000
Metal Snake: $0
Tvguy347: $600
That70sguy92: $900
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $500
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $400

“Right now, we have teenj in the lead and Mothra, tvguy, and 70s catching up. We have three questions left and the next one goes to teenj,” said JCM.

“Voices for 400,” said teenj.

“This voice actor did Mermaid Man,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is Ernest Borgnine?” tvguy said.

“That is correct tvguy. I have to say, we’re doing this game pretty quickly now,” said JCM.

“Yeah, I’m glad we don’t have to sit around with Person again,” said Metal Snake.

“Voices for 500,” said tvguy.

Teenj12: $1200
Person: $1000
Metal Snake: $0
Tvguy347: $1000
That70sguy92: $900
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $500
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $400

“This voice actor provided the voice for the leader of the Bubble Popping Boys,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is Ray Liotta?” 70s said.

“Yep, that’s 500 points for 70s,” said JCM.

“The final question, UWS Season 1 for 400, as I wish,” said 70s.

Teenj12: $1200
Person: $1000
Metal Snake: $0
Tvguy347: $1000
That70sguy92: $1400
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $500
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $400

“Wumbology was eliminated in this episode, which is #20,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is Wheel of Spin-Offs?” tvguy said.

“And it looks like we have a tie!” JCM said. “Since the Final Jeopardy isn’t until later, we’re going to have a tie-breaker challenge.”

“So, when is Round 2?” Metal Snake asked.

“That will happen in our next Aftermath show,” said JCM.

“Jeopardy doesn’t have tie-breaker challenges,” said The Cartoon.

“True, but we need to hurry up,” said JCM. “You have one buzzer in front of you; the first one to press it has to answer this one question to be the new co-host,” he continued and then looks at 70s, “Or returns his spot. Anyways, here’s the question: in the last episode of Season 1, I was tagged along with these people for the case hunt.”

Tvguy presses the buzzer and thinks for about 6 seconds, “Who are Bob_Ball, Webizoid, and Shinya?”

“That is…correct tvguy! You’re the new co-host!” JCM said.

“Congrats,” CF added.

“Well, I was thinking about taking a break anyways…apparently, maybe thinking about making it permanent,” said 70s.

“Well, good-bye 70s, you’ll be missed, but don’t worry,” said tvguy and leaves the set to arrive at the Hidden Temple set.

“What the hell was that about?” Bob_Ball questioned.

“Eh, he’ll be fine,” said JCM.

After that, the scene then goes to the two other members of the Triad behind the curtains.

“Well, it’s official: Goosey’s self-awareness pretty much means there’s no intention than to just disband our group, and that he’s better off without us,” one of the two said.

“Should we tell him?” The other questioned.

“Maybe we will or maybe we’ll not. We’ll go elsewhere,” the other replied, and the two leave.
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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Tvguy becomes the new co-host
Most of this episode is based on SB Jeopardy Round 10 (Though not entirely)

[SpongeOddFan]

good ep, Steel

[Jjs Goodman]

And now it's time for my guest write:

34. A Sunken Treasure

We cut to the Piranhas’ trailer.

“Well, I can't say I am upset we lost tvguy, considering how he tried to lead us, and not to mention what he said about me and Steel," CDCB said.

 

"Considering how he tried to give me the boot, I will not miss him," Shinya said.

 

"Still, a loss is a loss, and now we're down a member," Clappy said.

“Well listen up folks. One loss will NOT, and I repeat, NOT upset this team. I’m OMJ, I’m a lone wolf now, and I’m a goddamn hero.” OMJ said, encouraging his team.

“That’s the spirit!” Jelly said.

“Wow, that was emotional,” Squidward said, reading a magazine

“Eh? Ha, nice try OMK,” SOF said.

Before OMJ could make a crack at SOF, jjs’ voice came over the loudspeakers.

“ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS, REPORT OUTSIDE ASAP!” jjs yelled through it.

 

"Sheesh, could you have been any more louder?" Dragiiin asked.

“Hm....what’s going on?” Deli asked, outside.

“Well, I can tell this is going to be a flood control challenge,” Clappy said, referring to the water on the ground.

“Damn that jjs, he is so unpredictable this season,” Shinya said.

“Arr me buckos!" Jjs said, appearing on a small pirate boat with a pirate costume.

“What's with the pirate get up?" Clappy asked.

“It’s fer today's challenge, ye salty sea dogs,” Jjs said.

 

"Well, just promise to never talk in that accent again," ExKizuna said.

 

"Before we do the challenge though, I do have some important news. We have a new co-host," Jjs announced.

 

"Who is it?" Jelly asked.

“It better not be someone I hate,” Drag said.

“Oh? What happened to 70s?” Clappy asked.

“Well, after 70s was taken away due to Nathan, I tried to get him back, but 70s said he was fine and needed a break,” Jjs said. “So, our Aftermath people had a special game to decide who the new co-host is.”

“If it is ACS or Blubber, I say we tip shit over and rape the place to Kingdom Cum!” OMJ said.

Just then, tvguy appeared.

“Hey guys, I’ll be your new co-host now.” tvguy said.

 

"Well, that was quick," Fa said.

 

"Welcome back, brah," ExKizuna said.

*Confessional Cam*

 

Dragiiin123: Fuck.

--

Shinya: Oh boy, him again. As long as he doesn't try to ruin my chances of winning, I won't care much.

--
Steel: Wow, I’m speechless.

*End*

“Okay, can we plz start the challenge now?” SOF asked.

“Of course, and step onto my boat.” Jjs said.

He drove the boat through the water, and then went into a new path.

“Hey...that’s not the path to your temple! What’s going on here?” CDCB asked.

“Let’s say this Flood Control challenge will be slightly different than the others,” Jjs said.

*Confessional Cam*

ExKizuna: I don’t know what Jjs has up his sleeve, but I know it’s not good.

*End*

Soon, they arrived on a shore surrounded by palm trees, with a giant ocean ahead.

“Wow, so refreshing,” Deli said. “But where’s the temple?”

“Temple? We’re not using a temple for this one - we’re using a SHIP!” Jjs exclaimed.

We then also saw the UWS S1 Submarine afloat near the shore.

“Wow, nostalgia much?” Steel said.

“The fuck is going on here?” Wumbo asked.

"I had the final decision of having the "temple" as an underwater abandoned ship for today's challenge," Jjs explained.

"Whoa, looks like we're going off land for once," Clappy said.

“So, we’re using an old ship as our temple? I’m down with that,” OMJ said.

“Yup, and we’ll be using the fan-favorite submarine from S1 as some nostalgia to dive in to get it. Everybody get on your scuba gear!” Jjs said, as everyone boarded into it.

“Wow, I wasn’t here in S1, so I obviously never got to see the submarine, it’s awesome,” OMJ said.

"I just wonder how much you paid for all this," Storytime questioned.

"The producers pretty much handle that stuff. Anyways, we've arrived!" jjs said.

They found the ship, and everyone got on their scuba gear.

“As said before, this is slightly different, but with a ship instead of a temple. We've modified this old ship into an UWS themed location. There are 8 different rooms and one has the missing artifact. The first one is the Deck of Deswim, the main deck; the second one is downstairs, the Clappy’s Cannonball Room. The Captain’s Cabin is on top of the Deck of Deswim; the fourth room is the CF’s Crow's Nest, high up on the deck. Then, we have Sandman’s Storage Room, west of the Cannonball Room. The sixth one is Blubber’s Poopdeck, east from the Storage. The seventh room is the Dining Hall of Dragiiin. The last one is east from the storage room, it’s a dead end. So yeah, somewhat similar, but with new places. Anyways, there are some traps and two things to really look out for: Dangerous fish that may be lurking, and temple guards with scuba gear. The artifact for today is Blackbeard's Treasure Chest, hidden in one of the rooms, and the key to open it is hidden in another room. There is no drain switch since we are all underwater as it is. Now, you guys have 1 captain, 1 helper, and 1 intern. You guys are going inside the ship separately, and by separating the groups, the mini-teams go on their own. As for the captain, helper, and intern, the mini-teams from the main expanded team are going to choose whose going to an addition for their search. You guys got that understood?” Jjs said, out of the breath.

“Hmm, no Goosey?” Clappy asked. "And wow, a room named after me, I'm flattered."

“Nope, guess he is afraid of the water.” Jjs replied.

“Hey, you said the same thing last time!” Storytime said. "Ugh, I can't keep my mouth shut.."

“Yeah, but with new names. Anyways, if your scuba gear is damaged, OR if you are caught by a temple guard, you’re out of the ballpark game.” Jjs said. “Now pick your helpers and get moving!”

“I got dibs on Hassan,” Wumbo said with 4EverGreen.

“I’ll take drag,” Ex said with Fa.

“And I guess me and storytime are stuck with Patrick,” Deli said.

“I’ll take OddJob,” OMJ said.

Jelly and Clappy got Squidward, while CDCB and Steel got Shinya.

 

"I'm stuck with them? Nothing against that though, I just prefer Jelly and Clappy," Shinya said.

 

"We want to try something different for once," Jelly said.

 

"I won't try to annoy you too much," Steel said to Shinya.

“And begin!” Jjs said as they all floated into the ship.

Squidward, Jelly and Clappy boarded and went into Blubber's Poopdeck.

"Smells like sharky alright," Clappy said.

We then see Squidward slip into a grease trap, and hit the wall.

"Too bad that didn't kill me..." Squidward said.

 

Just then, an anglerfish was lurking through the room, and growled.

 

"Oh crud..." Clappy said, as they all quickly fled from it.

Meanwhile...

We see Nathan underwater on a cliff, spying on the gang at the ship.

“The Triad members told me to do “whatever I pleased” for now, so I’m going to get revenge on a certain jerk who betrayed me!” Nathan said, which turns out he was referring to CDCB. “I thought he was my friend, since he defended for me, but those damn SBCers made him realize who I really was, and he went over to their side...”

We see CDCB, Steel, and Shinya on CF’s Crows Nest.

“Whoa, maybe the key is in this cannon?” Steel said, as he peaked into it, and he made it fire by mistake. "Uh, it wasn't me."

 

The cannonball then went flying to where Nathan was, causing a small explosion, as he went floating off the cliff; his scuba gear got some small scratches.

"God dangit, that was a close one!" Nathan yelled.

“Did you guys hear something?” CDCB said.

“Not really,” Shinya said, and they moved on.

 

"It must have been the ocean waves," Steel said.

Nathan’s suit was slightly cracked, but he managed to repair it.

“Damn them! Now it’s time to get serious!” Nathan said. He then put a target at CDCB, who was climbing down the Crow's Nest.

“Ah, he would do that..” Nathan said, as he fired a torpedo at him.

“Whoa, what the heck is that?! Sweet momma, take cover!” CDCB yelled, as he jumped off the exploding Crows Nest.

“Ugh, blame my lousy aim. But at least I took out a place for the contestants.” Nathan said.

“Did you hear that noise, my good Wumbo buddy?” 4EverGreen said. “I think the ghost pirates have invaded! :idea: This is just like in "Pirates of the Caribbean", though save for the mediocre 3rd and 4th films.”

“Enough of your nonsense, plus, there are no such thing as ghost pirates,” Hassan said, “and this is coming from me.”

“That’s 4EverGreen for you, Hassan,” Wumbo said.

 

Just then, a shark came popping out of the wall, after hearing 4EverGreen, and growled.

 

"And now this turned into Finding Nemo!" 4EverGreen yelled, as the three floated away from the shark in a chase, and managed to lock it out, as they barricaded the door to the dining room.

 

Suddenly, a net trap rose up, and caught all three. Two temple guards arrived and escorted the three out.

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Wumbology: Well, 4EverGreen's antics have officially gotten old.

 

*End*

 

Clappy, Jelly and Squidward come up out of the Blubber’s Poopdeck, after hearing the explosion.

“Whoa, what happened to the Crow's Nest?” Clappy asked.

“Apparently, Jjs forgot to mention torpedos in this challenge,” Steel said.

“What the heck are you talking about?” Jjs said, hearing his name.

“Why did a torpedo just destroy the Crow's Nest then?” Jelly asked.

“A torpedo? That wasn’t supposed to be in the challenge....but either way, the Crow's Nest was just filler.” Jjs said.

 

"Something's not right here.." Steel said to himself.

“Alright then,” Jelly said, as her group floated back into the ship.

Just then, the temple guards arrived, who managed to catch Squidward, Jelly and Clappy after hearing the noise. CDCB, Steel and Shinya escaped into Sandman’s Storage Room.

“That was close, but I wonder who fired the torpedo..?” CDCB asked.

“Well, maybe Nathan or “Gurgy” finally decided to catch up,” Steel said.

Upon hearing the word “Nathan”, CDCB had a sad flashback of the fight he had with 70s, due to him defending for Nathan.

“Is everything okay, CD san?” Shinya asked.

“Yeah, it was nothing,” CD said.

The temple guards floated by, the three were quiet.

The scene then cuts to OMJ and SOF, who were in the Cannonball Room.

“Eh, OMK, what does this do?” SOF said, who made a cannon fire.

Nathan was outside, and dodged a firing cannonball.

“Jeez, that could have killed someone!” Nathan said, as he floated around the ship.

“Also, does OMK stand for Old Man Kentucky? I can serve up some sweet chicken,” OMJ said, as he headed to the dining hall.

“Ha, but no..” SOF said.

We then saw Deli, Storytime and Patrick in the Captain’s Cabin, searching through everything.

“Hey guys, I think I found the key!” Patrick said, as he picked up a telescope.

“Patrick, that’s not a key...” Storytime said as he threw the telescope at his head.

“It tickles!” Patrick said.

“Heh, this drawing on the map reminds me of a muppet...AM I CRAZY?!” Deli said.

“Dear God help me..” Storytime said to himself. "Don't fight, storytime, don't fight. You can fight it! Which is ironic, but still."

Patrick then slammed the telescope onto the desk, and didn't find anything.

"GAH...I mean, let's move," Storytime said, trying not to start a fight.

 

Deli then fell through the floor as they tried to leave.

 

"Stupid floorboards," Deli yelled.

 

They tried to continue on, but just then, a net captured all three, and hung them up via a rod.

 

"Stupid traps..." Storytime said.

 

The temple guards in scuba gear came, and captured all three, escorting them off the ship.

 

"Let us go!" Storytime yelled, as he began arguing with the temple guards, and hit one in the helmet, causing him to let go of the three, but another one still contained them, and brought them to Jjs.

 

"Jeez man, you even argue with the temple guards?" Jjs laughed. "Your fighting curse is definitely bringing in ratings."

 

*Confessional Cam*

 

Storytime: Stupid temple guards! Gah, I hate this so much. When will this curse end?!

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Deli: I really wish Storytime tried to contain himself...whatever. Hopefully one of the other sub-teams wins it for us.

 

*End*

We then see Ex, Drag and Fa in the Dining Hall.

"The key has to be in here, it is named after me," Drag said boasting.

"Maybe it's under the table," Ex said.

Fa looked around, and an eel popped out from under the table. Ex kicked it away.

"Don't look at me, I didn't know an eel was under there," Ex said.

CDCB, Shinya and Steel then went into the Cannonball room. Nathan got back up, and saw CDCB. He was about to fire his gun, but Shinya leaned against a cannon, and it fired at him again, as he dodged.

“GOSH DARNIT, STOP SHOOTING THE CANNONS!” Nathan yelled, very loud.

CDCB, Shinya and Steel all heard Nathan, and Nathan floated inside the ship to rest.

“N-Nathan!?!” CDCB explained.

“Well well well, look who it is!” Nathan said, pointing his torpedo gun at the three.

 

"You again? Why do you keep bothering us? Get a life," Shinya said.

 

“Nathan, why?” CDCB asked.

“You betrayed me after I thought you were my friend, so I guess it is time for me to get proper revenge,” Nathan said as he cocked his gun.

*Confessional Cam*

Steel: Well, I guess this is it.....for what it was worth, I think I did fine in this season so far, compared to the last.

*End*

Just then, we heard a loud growling sound.

“I guess I didn’t have my ramen noodles,” Shinya said, patting his stomach.

“Um....guys...” Steel said, referring to a giant shark behind Nathan, and it was the same one that chased 4EverGreen, Wumbo, and Hassan.

Nathan turned around, and began to scream like a little girl. His torpedo blaster fired a gun, while he tried to flee, busting down the wall, and one hit CDCB in the leg. Nathan quickly swam away to safety.

“Well, I may have gotten hit by a cannonball a few times, and had a nasty shark encounter....but mission accomplished,” Nathan said, satisfied. “His leg injury should give him the pain I felt! Now he has seen the true power of me and the Triad.”

“Ouch, my leg!" CDCB yelled, as he fell to the ground, and his gear was busted. Just then, a bunch of debris fell on top of CDCB, busting his gear, while the shark managed to float away.

 

"Oh shit!" Shinya yelled, trying to pull him out of the rubble.

 

"Don't die on us now, CD!" Steel yelled, panicked.

 

Ex, Fa and Drag managed to find the key for Blackbeard's Treasure Chest under the carpet in the dining room.

 

“Ah, the good old under the rug trick,” Drag said, as they went into the chaotic cannonball room.

“Whoa, what happened?” Fa asked, as he saw CDCB in pain, being pulled out of the debris by Shinya and Steel.

“Don’t ask, let’s just get the treasure!” Ex said.

Fa, Ex and Drag then searched, when they came to the storage room. They then managed to find the treasure chest hidden under boxes, and managed to carry it back out to Jjs.

“And it looks like we have our winner, the Silver Snakes! Since the Silver Snakes are a sub-team for The Geckos, they win for today-” The ship then fell to pieces, as Jjs was cut off. Everyone else was safe though.

“Well, I guess all those gun noises and traps made the thing fall apart.” Jjs said. “Either way, the Screaming Geckos win!”

The Screaming Geckos' teams cheered.

The temple guards floated up to Jjs and held up CDCB, who was throbbing his broken leg, along with the other bruised parts of his scuba gear.

“Oh my, this isn’t good.” Jjs said.

“Let’s say Nathan had a score to settle with me...” CDCB said.

“Wow, sorry dude, but unfortunately, my contract states that if a contestant suffers a fatal injury in any way, they are automatically eliminated.” Jjs said.

“I understand,” CDCB said, as he was taken away to the surface by the Guards.

*Confessional Cam*

Fa: Dang....poor guy. I know we had our quarrels, but that really stinks. And no, I’m not joking.

*End*

Everyone was back on the surface.

“So, what do we win?” Wumbo asked.

“The Screaming Geckos receive...Immunity Leis,” Jjs said as he gave them all different colored leis.

“It’s cool, but what do they do?” Fa asked.

“Immunity Leis, as their name suggest, give you immunity from being eliminated in a challenge, if you choose to wear them. If you wear them in a challenge, then you cannot be eliminated. Decided to spice the game up a bit.” Jjs explained.

 

"I approve of the idea," tvguy said.

 

“HA, take THAT tvguy!” Drag laughed.

 

"Whatever," tvguy replied.

“Is there a limit to how many times you can wear?” Ex asked. “Cause I'll be pissed if there is.”

“Ah yes, they are only good for ONE challenge. If you use it for the next one, that is the last of it, unless you win one again as a prize. So be wise with how you use the leis.” Jjs said.

“Leis you say? They had leis in the Hawaiian background of "Lilo & Stitch", a nostalgic film ser-” 4EverGreen said, as Wumbo shut him up.

“That’s enough of your weekly movie reviews,” Wumbo said.

“Well everyone, that was quite an episode wasn’t it? Poor CDCB got the bad luck, but hopefully he can recover, and what will Nathan do next? How will tvguy do with co-hosting? Stay tuned!” Jjs said.

....

Before the episode faded, we see the Triad in their headquarters.

Goosey then stormed into the room.

“Hey guys, sorry I am late, was busy watching the new Phineas & Ferb!” Goosey exclaimed.

“Your services are no longer needed,” the triad member said.

“Huh? What’s going on?” Goosey asked.

“Let’s just say you are better off without us, and that you just aren’t fit for us due to your past failures.” The other member said.

“Are you firing me?” Goosey asked.

“I’m afraid so, and we're retiring from the triad, so it's nothing personal,” The member said.

"But..why? Why waste all our hard work?" Goosey asked.

"It's just for the best if we disband," the member assured.

Before Goosey could speak up, he was blasted by a lightning spark from the other member’s hand.

He got back up, but he didn't remember anything, and was confused about where he was. His memory had been wiped of anything related to the Triad.

“Who are you guys? This looks like a place Doof would be in-” Goosey was then teleported away to the Forgotten Temple.

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA
Eliminated: CDCB (due to his injury)
Artifact: Blackbeard's Treasure Chest
This is the first challenge to take place outside of a temple.
Goosey is fired from the Triad.
First appearance of the UWS Submarine since S1.
We learn about Immunity Leis, which give you immunity for one challenge.

[Steel Sponge]

Well, Episode 8 will be about the other two Triad members, and you know what means! A little guessing game! Here's the deal I have set up: whoever gets one right gets 400-500 doubloons, and whoever gets both right will get 600-700(though it could be an impossibility, but yeah, depends). PM me your guesses, while I'll give out the only three hints about the two:

1. Both are TV.com members.

2. One is a male, one is a female.

3. One has a liking for Spongebob, the other does not.

[Steel Sponge]

The answers for Triad members are in the Notes/Trivia section. The only guesser, Jjs, gets one right. On with the episode...

35. A Triad Divided
 

Spoiler

“I cannot believe Nathan would do something like that,” said Steel, “Actually, I do, but it’s still his fault for manipulating CDCB back when we were all against him. Now I’m as lonely as OMJ.”

“This calls for drastic measures. Thus, we need to do better,” said OMJ.

“Of course we need to, I think we need another member to our party,” said Clappy.

”Is that possible?” Jelly asked.

“That depends, or maybe I’ll ask Jjs about this whole one-person-on-sub-team-situation,” said OMJ.

Then it shows the Piranhas with Jjs.

“What do you mean you don’t have back-ups?” Steel questioned.

“Sure Legends of the Hidden Temple is a daily challenge based game, and this is an elimination based season, so things stay the same unless out of nowhere, somebody is going to take place,” said Jjs.

“Could we volunteer SOF?” OMJ questioned.

“Ha, ha, ha, he’s an official intern, he said he has no interest to be officially competing in future terms,” said jjs.

“What about Blue Skarmory?” Steel said.

“I believe he wanted to legally become a competitor before the merge happened last season,” Jjs continued, “No new contestants at this point, thus no other changes as well.”

“Hey Jjs, what is your opinion on promoting Ponies for this season?” tvguy asked, once he appeared.

“I specifically said we’re not making any more renovations!” Jjs answered.

“Dude, do you remember what happened yesterday? We’ve gone from 2-3 million views to 1 million! Our ratings are at stake!” tvguy replied.

“Then I’ll think of something,” said Jjs.

Then, one of the members of the disbanded H.U.T members appeared hiding on a wall. The member walks away until Steel eyes it.

“I think I found a criminal on the loose!” Steel said.

“This should be a job for a god damn hero!” OMJ said.

“Well, I spotted him first…” said Steel and runs up to it. “You may run away from me this time, but for somebody in the works of the Hidden Underwater Triad, I finally got you now!”

Steel unmasks it, revealing a female, much to his surprise.

“You’re…” Steel said, confused.

“I’m a chick? Yes, you might as well find it shocking by the fact that our ex-leader had to disguise my identity for me,” she said.

“So, what’s your name?” Steel questioned.

“Let me go!” Off-screen, a voice bellowed, revealing another H.U.T member. Steel and the she-member run over to reveal the second one, caught by OMJ.

“We’ve been double-crossed, MadameCat!” The second member said.

“Now to see who this rogue really is…” OMJ said and unmasks the other, revealing a male.

“Wait, the one I caught is MadameCat?” Steel asked.

“Oh yeah,” MadameCat answered. “Now we have a lot of explaining to do.”

“And of course, I could have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you two meddling teens,” the second member said.

“What do we have here?” Jjs said once he reaches them. “It looks like these two H.U.T bandits won’t be going anywhere and that they have a lot of explaining to do.”

“I blame both of you,” the second member said.

The scene then shows Jjs, the Geckos, and the Piranhas with MadameCat and the other member.

“We got a couple of ex-members of the H.U.T, they will be staying here until further notice,” said Jjs.

“What further notice?” Ex questioned.

“Either Goosey and/or Nathan will accept them back or not,” said Jjs.

“Actually, we disbanded the group, we’re all separated,” said MadameCat.

“Well guys, let’s present MadameCat and…” said Jjs and faces the second member, “and you are…?”

“Oh, I’m RaeandAnasRock,” he introduced, followed by a spit take from Steel’s smoothie.

“He’s been missing for years! How did he end up in the Triad?" Steel asked eagerly.

“And how does he know who I am?” RaeandAnasRock questioned.

“Actually, everybody here knows you, alongside the fact that you’ve suddenly disappeared,” Jjs said. “Now, both of you tell us your story about Captain and forming the Triad.”

“Well, I was missing, thanks to Captain abducting me and begging me to form a rogue syndicate with him, only by the fact that Captain was doing all the trouble,” said RaeandAnasRock. “He considered me as a friend before and after I decided to give up on TV.com completely.”

“Wow, for a right-handed man, I’d never thought it would be you and Captain,” said Jelly.

“By the fact you all know me, I know NOBODY here,” Rae continued, “I don’t know how he found me, but like I said, it was like abduction. He wanted me because he thought that I was miserable like him.”

“So then Captain thought one is not enough, and decides to find somebody else who could be like Rae, and then he found me,” MadameCat explained, “He said he could help me clear my mind about the struggle I had in TV.com, and I was like eh…”

“Why would Captain also take JCM?” Storytime asked.

“He noticed a certain website, SBC, is the main rival to SBM, and he wanted one member from it for better edge. He found JCM, and simply made him one of us,” MadameCat explained.

“Once MadameCat was one of us, he told and asked us about SBC. Of course, neither MadameCat nor I were familiar with it,” Rae said.

“We all come from SBC, and this is an SBC sponsored game show,” said Jjs.

“Great, now we can try and exile you guys like we attempted to do in the old days. But we’re retired, and we wouldn’t want to do that,” said MadameCat.

“So yeah, end of story. So, are you going to tell public television that we’ve been evil, before Goosey and NathanJR were messing things up?” Rae questioned.

“We’re live, anybody whose watching knows that. Don’t worry about it anyways, we’re steep in the ratings, and I bet you two will boost it up now that you’ve discussed your mysterious pasts,” Jjs said.

“Why would I want to be in a game show? I have better stuff to do,” said MadameCat.

“Grand prize is 1 mill, are you convinced now?” Jjs added.

“Okay, if you’re offering that much money, I’m in,” MadameCat said.

“What she said,” Rae said.

“And by money, I mean doubloons. Now, let me show you two around, and tell you how this game is going to work,” said Jjs.

Then it cuts to where the first round was held, along with Olmec.

“So Olmec, what are we going to hear about today?” Jjs asked.

“From my schedule, the legend of the lost Beatles CD,” said terminoob.

”Did he say the, LOST, BEATLES, CD?!” Jelly said, “I like today’s challenge.”

“This season is in style of Legends of the Hidden Temple? This brings me back memories before Nickelodeon-" MadameCat said.

”Your kindness is appreciated, but lay low with breaking the fourth wall,” Jjs interrupted. “Now, there are two teams and six sub-teams. You both are going to choose which team you would like to assist for.”

“But didn’t you say you already have a captain, helper, and intern? Isn’t that already too much?” MadameCat asked.

“Here’s the thing: just choose the team. For today, the assistant of the losing team will have to join, while the winning team will have their share of the other assistant by tomorrow,” said Jjs.

“Why tomorrow?” Rae asked.

”Heavy schedule, even with trying to maintain good ratings,” said Jjs. “For the Screaming Geckos, we have team captain Dragiiin, our intern Hassan, and helper Patrick Star, along with everybody else.”

“Hello,” said Patrick.

“For the Killer Piranhas, we got team captain Shinya, our intern SOF, and helper Squidward Tentacles, along with all the rest,” said Jjs.

“Squidward is in this show? I CALL DIBS FOR KILLER PIRANHAS!” Rae said and runs over to the team.

“As long as this Patrick is not post-movie Patrick,” said MadameCat, “Well, I still have the Geckos anyway.”

“Okay, chop, chop. Let’s commence the moat challenge; you guys know what to do,” Jjs said. “Oh, and one more thing: Whoever is without a partner for his/her sub-team, the only player will have a 5 second head start.”

“Sweet,” said OMJ.

“On your mark, get set, and go!”

*Confessional Cam*

Storytime: I think today could be my lucky day. I haven’t annoyed anybody today with my “curse.”
--
Shinya: Kagaru, we’re so eliminated. Worse, I could be on the chopping block, especially with that newbie around, and with Jelly’s suspicion.
--
RaeandAnasRock: So what I have to do is assist, like team captain Shinya would. I have higher sparks, since they happen to have Squidward as a helper also.

*End*

“This is the plain old moat we had since day one,” said Clappy.

”Faster, Rae, push this thing faster! OMJ and Steel have a head start, and they’re catching up!” Shinya said.

“Yeah, faster Claps, I want that CD!” Jelly said.

“Row faster, Deli! We can’t lose!” Storytime said.

“To be honest, I think it’s MadameCat who should be making us go faster,” said Deli.

“Well excuse me, I just got here, and I’m not a fast learner with assistance,” said MadameCat.

“Don’t listen to her, she’s just mad that the “golden” days of Spongebob are over,” said Dragiiin.

“He sure is right. As much as I’m aware that you’re not speaking of it, that same old standard rant of Spongebob is old school, said Storytime.

“At least I have an opinion and that I have the courage to use it! Now I’m stuck with you all-" said MadameCat before Shinya, Clappy, Jelly, and Rae’s raft knocks them in the water.

“Sorry, I’m in a hurry to win my millions,” said Shinya.

While the moat challenge goes on, Jelly and Clappy manage to arrive across first, with the Purple Parrots in first. Later, OMJ manages to across next with the Blue Barracuda(s) in seconds. Wumbo and 4EverGreen were next, with the Green Monkeys in third. Lastly, Ex and Fa were next as the Silver Snakes were in fourth.

“It looks like we got our four sub-teams that could be going into Olmec’s temple. The Orange Iguanas and the Red Jaguars, or Jaguar, played great. Let’s see their prize,” Jjs announced.

“It’s a coupon for a pizzeria. So that we’re sure that we’re putting any kind of dismay for Ex, it’s not Pizza Hut,” said SG10.

*Confessional Cam*

Storytime: Why do we always not advance to the Steps of Knowledge? On second thought, I blame MadameCat for this.
MadameCat: But you’re the one who’s always causing the strife.
Storytime: Shut it.
Deli: Come on guys…
MadameCat: Deli, what are you doing?
Storytime: MadameCat, you’re on my friggin’ foot-

*static*
--
Deli: It’s too bad that me and Storytime didn’t win again, but at least one of us is going to last.
--
Ex: Hmm…wow. I’m glad I’m not like them, but do I seriously have to be teamed with MadameCat?
MadameCat: I’m outside the booth, and I can hear the last part of your sentence, mister.
Ex: Oh god…

*End*

“Alright, we’re now in the Steps of Knowledge and Olmec is going to tell us a story about the artifact of the day, so listen,” said Jjs.

“Do we have to pay attention too?” Rae questioned.

“As for the voluntary helper and captain, they will help during the challenge too, by swiping a turn for one of the sub-teams, so consider that as a new lesson,” said Jjs.

“Carrying on,” said terminoob. “The Beatles, consisted of Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr,” he explained, while Jelly squees. “Before Let it Be was a lost album, and don’t be fooled into thinking my fables are true. Back on topic, they were in a recording session for the album, and they’ve reached a total of 12 songs for it. Then all of a sudden, temple guards appeared along with one of their leaders, Zubada Kumbaya, who is known for his passion of music. The temple leader confiscated the album, to never be seen again while forcing the Beatles to be kept in the temple in private, but it failed. Your quest is to find that lost Beatles album.”

“And where could it be, Olmec?” Jjs asked.

“You can find it in the dark forest,” said terminoob.

“Okay, now we’re ready for the Steps of Knowledge…and begin!” Jjs said.

“Let’s start of easy, I guess. Name the four Beatles,” said terminoob.

Jelly steps on the buzzer first after 2 seconds and gives out the answer: “That would be Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr, go figure.”

“Obviously, that is correct,” said terminoob. “Next question: how many songs did the album have?”

While terminoob was giving out the question, Rae whispers in OMJ’s ear, only to be pushed away.

“Do not whisper to me like that,” said OMJ and steps on the buzzer. “And by the way, there were exactly 12 songs on it.”

“Yep, you know what to do,” said terminoob. With the answer correct, OMJ steps forward.

“You must know your stuff, OMJ.” Rae complimented.

Questions later, the Silver Snakes appear 2 steps away from the finish, the Blue Barracuda appears 1 step away from the finish, along with the Purple Parrots, and the Green Monkeys were a step away from the finish.

“Next question: name the leader that appeared with his guards,” said terminoob.

4EverGreen steps on the buzzer and responds, “Zubada Kumbaya.”

“Correct.”

“It looks like the Green Monkeys are going to the next round!” Jjs announced.

“Next question, what was the leader’s main interest?” terminoob said.

OMJ steps on the buzzer and says, “Elementary, music is the answer.”

“And it looks like our Blue Barracuda is competing against the Green Monkeys in the Temple Games,” Jjs announced.

“No, Clappy and I were supposed to get that lost album!” Jelly said.

”Don’t fret my dear Jelly; I shall get the Beatles album for you!” OMJ said.

Annoyed by OMJ charming with Jelly, Shinya instantly gives a snarl to OMJ.

“The Silver Snakes and the Purple Parrots played great, let’s see what they have won,” said Jjs.

“It’s the UWS brand explorer backpack with wi-fi and cup holders, from the convenience of our fellow UWS employees,” said SG10.

*Confessional Cam*

Wumbo: I have to say, how does 4EverGreen do it? I believe I never caught him and me losing a moat challenge. I don’t know if my friends should be jealous.
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Jelly: It could have been a dream for me if I was the one to retrieve the Beatles album, I can keep it right? Well, after OMJ wins. And would he give credit to me? Anyways, OMJ is a stand-up guy; I’m surprised a Blue Barracuda alone could go to Round 3.

*End*

“Welcome back, we have our two dominant sub-teams: the Green Monkeys and our Blue Barracuda OMJ,” said Jjs. “I have a surprise in mind, and I’ll say that we won’t be doing Temple Games.”

“You won’t?” Rae questioned.

*Confessional Cam*

Jelly: Damn, I was looking forward to a Beatles themed Temple Games challenge if I got that far, but whatever it is, I bet it’s interesting.

*End*

“Instead, we designed a pyramid. The point of it is to stand there and fight for your chances to enter Olmec’s temple without falling off,” said Jjs. “Fall off, you don’t qualify. The winner will get 2 full pendants. Does that sound good?”

“I don’t know,” said Wumbo.

“Not my cup of tea,” said OMJ.

“I love it! It makes things worthy to my competitive nature!” 4EverGreen said.

“Come on guys, it took hours to come up with this, it’s not bad,” said Jjs.

Tvguy, the co-host, claps in agreement with the cool idea of the pyramid challenge.

“Well I didn’t say it’s bad,” said Wumbo.

”I’ll take it back,” said OMJ.

*Confessional Cam*

Steel: When Jjs is serious, you know you got to stop and listen and stuff, that’s one quality I like in a host.

*End*

“So Jjs, what are we going to do?” MadameCat asked.

“You and Rae are just going to attempt sabotage by trying to lose one’s balance without being caught,” said Jjs.

“Be prepared OMJ, to quote a famous saying from fellow John Heywood, two heads are better than one!” 4EverGreen taunted.

“Meh, you’ve probably forgotten how strong a barracuda can be, and I’m not just talking about one in general,” said OMJ.

“Okay, I will give out the signal in a moment. On your mark, get set, and…go!” Jjs said.

Of course, OMJ, Wumbo, and 4EverGreen had paddles. Wumbo and 4EverGreen attempt a combo against OMJ. OMJ dodges by jumping in the air by cue, and then attempts to knock one of them off with his paddle, both kept their balance. 4EverGreen attempts to hit with his paddle to his leg, but jumps to avoid it while Wumbo tries to use his paddle against one of his arms, which made him lift his shoes. OMJ gets Rae to do assistance for him and distracts 4EverGreen. OMJ then knocks 4Ever off the pyramid, with him and Wumbo remaining. They do a paddle clash fight. MadameCat tries making OMJ lose balance, but OMJ notices and was lucky enough to avoid Wumbo’s paddle. The paddle clash continues until OMJ manages to knock Wumbo down.

“What can I say? You can’t underestimate a Blue Barracuda, or in my case, a god damn hero,” said OMJ.

“And OMJ gets to go inside the temple, let’s see what the Green Monkeys won for making it this far,” Jjs announced.

“A Jjs T-Shirt and UWS foam finger, crafted by the staff of UWS,” said SG10.

“And with OMJ’s victory, it looks like the Screaming Geckos will be participating for our smoothie ceremony,” said Jjs.

"Sweet, my brotha," OMJ said.

“Alright, it looks like OMJ here is going to retrieve the lost Beatles album,” Jjs announced, “And since he’s alone, he will be assisted by RaeandAnasRock, for his convenience.”

“Thanks Jjs,” said Rae.

“Now Olmec is going to give OMJ instructions about his temple, let’s see what he has to say about it,” said Jjs.

“You can start by climbing the ledges and going into the next room, which is pretty much, the pit of despair, find a door, and you’ll be in the Sundial room, turn it over, go left and you will go inside the shrine of the silver monkey. Assemble the monkey, and you’ll enter the lair of 70s. Advance and you’ll be in the next room: the observatory. Keep going and you’ll be in the jester’s court. Keep going and you’ll enter the dark forest. Find the album, break vases or the wall and you’ll be able to go inside the storage room. Find the key and you’ll make your way to the mineshaft, to retrieve the album through the temple gates before time is up.” Terminoob explained. "Get the artifact, the gates will open, and the temple guards will vanish. It looks like OMJ wants to go first, and before we start this thing up, let’s go over to see what you’ll win!”

“First, you will win Call of Duty: Black Ops. Second prize will be the Android phone, probably the newest version. Get out of the temple with the artifact in time and you got yourself a free trip to Universal Studios!” SG10 announced.

“Wow, alright Olmec, raise the gates,” said Jjs. Once the gate was opened up he then says, “Three minutes, ready, get set…and go!”

OMJ then starts sprinting around inside the temple. He quickly climbs the ledges and manages to avoid a temple guard. After that, he drops down into the pit of despair. It took 11 seconds for OMJ to find the door to the sundial room. He turns it and advances to the shrine of the silver monkey. It took 25 seconds to fully assemble the monkey. Unfortunately, a temple guard appears after that, and OMJ gives it his one full pendant. With one pendant left, OMJ keeps going and appears in the lair of 70s. Later, he goes inside the observatory and solves a certain puzzle to get pass, to advance in the jester’s court. Later, he arrives inside the dark forest and finds the lost Beatles album. To keep going, he smashes pots to find a key, and goes inside the storage, he smashes more pots to find the key to the mineshaft room. He finds it within 9 seconds and goes back to the pit of despair to arrive back with the artifact and exit the temple with 18 seconds left on the clock.

“He did it, OMJ did it! He got the Beatles album back; he won the game, the phone, and a trip to Universal! Congrats OMJ,” said Jjs.

“I can’t believe it. OMJ won the challenge, got through the moat, the Steps of Knowledge, and beat the Green Monkeys in one game,” said Ex.

“Yeah, I can’t believe we didn’t pick him!” Fa said.

“Looks like Jjs is going to do the whole judgment thing again…” said Dragiiin.

*Smoothie Ceremony*

“I just want to go over one thing,” said Jjs. “Since MadameCat is and will be a new addition for our show, she has immunity for tonight.”

“So the nostalgic one gets immunity for just simply assisting us?” Deli said.

“I’m not like that all the time,” said MadameCat.

“In my eyes, you are, get a different hobby,” Dragiiin said with a troll-like impression.

“You guys are totally getting things out of hand, relatively speaking!” Storytime said.

“Yep, you’re the one that doesn’t-" MadameCat said.

“Stop and listen! We got 7 smoothies, and the one who doesn’t get one will be taken away by the Temple Guards to end up in the Forgotten Temple,” said Jjs.

“Then why is it called the Forgotten Temple if you keep talking about it?” Ex asked.

“That’s a good point, but let’s vote everybody, we don’t really have a long timeslot,” said Jjs.

*Ballot Scenario*

Dragiiin was shown voting for Storytime. “Pssh, he ruined a lot of things, and he got a curse on just the first day!” He said.

The next person shown was Fa. “Between Storytime and Deli, I’ll just go with Deli. It’s nothing personal or anything…just whatever,” said Fa.

The next person shown making a vote was MadameCat, for Deli. “I can vote right? If I’m going to be stuck with them, then yeah…” MadameCat said.

The last person shown voting was Ex, which was for Storytime. “It should be about time we remove our biggest flaw to our team,” said Ex.

*End*

Before Jjs was going over the votes, Storytime was shown wearing an Immunity Lei. “Sorry Deli,” he whispered.

“Alright folks, when I call your name, you will get your smoothie,” Jjs announced, “MadameCat, ExKizuna, Fa, Wumbology, 4EverGreen, and Dragiiin!”

The only two without a smoothie were Storytime and Deli.

“It looks like we got our twin Iguanas in the bottom two, by a surprise, it looks like Storytime is safe as well!” Jjs said and gives him his smoothie.

“What? I demand a re-count!” Dragiiin said.

“Well, you guys earned your Immunity Leis and it looks like Storytime is using his right now, so it looks like Deli is going to the Forgotten Temple,” Jjs announced, as he took away Storytime's immunity lei.

“Are you upset, Deli?” Fa questioned.

”Maybe I am or maybe I’m not. I barely did anything today, so that’s one argument,” said Deli.

“Don’t worry about it, I barely had any dialogue today too, but I care less about that,” said Dragiiin, “Unless I’m silent the whole time. Well, it was nice having you on the team Deli.”

“Farewell,” said Deli, before disappearing into the Forgotten Temple.

“With her elimination, it looks like MadameCat is now part of the Geckos, while she will be joining Storytime for the Orange Iguanas sub-team,” said Jjs. “How will MadameCat and Rae perform as official contestants? Will OMJ’s dominance become a threat to the Geckos? And will Storytime’s curse come to an end? Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples.” He finished.

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NOTES/TRIVIA:
Eliminated: Deli
Triad Members:

Spoiler

RaeandAnasRock and MadameCat are revealed to be the two other members of the H.U.T. MadameCat joins the Screaming Geckos while Rae will eventually join the Killer Piranhas.

Storytime7 gets the last smoothie
Artifact: The lost Beatles album
Prizes: Pizza coupon, UWS backpack, Jjs T-shirt, UWS foam finger, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Android Phone, and trip to Universal Studios

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

[Steel Sponge]

36. Forest Green Isn’t Your Color
 

Spoiler

 

Meanwhile in the Geckos’ trailer…

“Well, it was our first loss. For that, I blame MadameCat,” said Dragiiin.

“Are you serious, Dragiiin? Just one day as a official contestant and I expect much better from a captain,” said MadameCat.

“It looks like you just met Dragiiin,” said Fa.

“Oh come on, we’re still a full house, and the Piranhas are only down to 6!” MadameCat said.

“Yeah guys, if she’s an official contestant for our team, then we need to give her some pleasure as well,” said Wumbo.

”As long as she doesn’t bring up her hatred for the new Spongebob, which everybody seems to moan about,” said Storytime.

”I can’t believe I’m sharing a sub-team with somebody who is so ill-mannered,” said MadameCat.

“Okay, one point I can take, but I was also trying to give a point. Please just don’t rant about Spongebob and the twenty-first century,” said Storytime.

“And I will might as well request that you don’t constantly fight with us and never stop,” MadameCat replied.

“I’m so eliminated…but fine! You can eliminate me when we lose again, call me the new 4EverGreen, keep dragging me down like this, I don’t care whatsoever!” Storytime replied.

*Confessional Cam*

4EverGreen: Storytime is the new me? It’s like if those terms those members said about me are being passed around to another through karma! This is perfect.

*End*

“This bickering is going to be why we’re all going to lose. I’m no psychic, but the Piranhas will be ahead for the lack of our teamwork,” said Hassan.

“Which is why I’m going to take role as a team player, so you all better listen to me,” said MadameCat.

*Confessional Cam*

Dragiiin: Yeah, this is getting nearly worse than what was performed while I was a member of Team Coral. 4EverGreen gets on my nerves, MadameCat is a freakin’ nostalgic, Fa is…well, not my cup of tea and Storytime is constantly throwing in random fights right now. So I’m tolerable with Wumbooty, ExKizuna, and our intern Hassan. Now I haven’t forgotten Patrick, he’s doing great as well.

*End*

Meanwhile in the Piranhas’ trailer…

“I can’t believe OMJ actually did a temple challenge run by himself!” Jelly said, impressed.

“I know, there’s a reason why we chose him,” said Clappy.

“That’s really cool; do you think you can focus on somebody else for an adjustment?” Shinya said.

“I don’t think so, you’re still not forgiven,” said Clappy.

“Sate, komakai, but I’m the captain of this team. I’ve been more careful since that big old mistake, but I guess OMJ was there to make us feel that I’m not needed,” Shinya replied.

“If you’re saying that you think we’re ignoring you, then that’s totally false,” said Jelly.

“Yeah, shut up Shinya,” said SOF.

“I think Shinya gets it, but we shouldn’t bother him like that for the rest of the day,” said Steel.

“Hey guys, it’s a pleasure to hopefully be on your team!” Rae said.

“Well, I’ll tell you what, I’m going to convince Jjs that you will be on my sub-team, and you want to know why? And no, you cannot tell MadameCat,” Steel said to Rae.

“Uh, okay,” said Rae.

“I am former TV.com member spongebobfan200, and you know that guy. It turns out that I am him,” said Steel. “Just don’t tell MadameCat I’ve went by that name.”

“You can call me Mr. Integrity!” Rae replied.

With the set once again flooded, the two teams were ready for Jjs’ announcement.

“Uh, Rae, can I ask you why you look blue in the face?” Jelly asks, seeing Rae hardly able to hold his breath.

“I’m trying to look like Squidward, and the first step is to make my face all blue,” Rae said, lying. “Or it must have been that smoothie I downed. Now if you will excuse me, I need to…vacuum my goat,” said Rae with his noticeably poker face, and leaves the grouping.

*Confessional Cam*

RaeandAnasRock: Yeah, it turns out I can’t keep a secret.
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Steel: For one day, I just realized that Rae is a terrible liar.
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OMJ: I don’t know what’s wrong with Shinya, but he’s acting like he’s really jealous of me. It’s becoming more suspicious to me that Shinya would naturally hang out with Jelly.

*End*

“Hey folks, guess what our next challenge is,” said Jjs.

“Just swim us across your fucking temple, because we know what to do!” Ex shouted.

“Pretty please, right?” Fa added.

*Jjs’ Temple*

“Now, RaeandAnasRock is going to be part of the Piranhas’ and there’s two sub-teams with free space, choose wisely Rae,” said Jjs.

“Well, I already got reserved for Steel, so I guess I’m part of the Red Jaguars,” said Rae.

“My temple got renovated again. The simple old routine will not be included in it. This time, it’s a giant maze with several rooms,” Jjs announced.

“So, there are no instructions, Jjs? And what about the artifact of the day, can you tell us what it is?” Fa asked.

“Oh yeah, we couldn’t think of anything, but we then came up with the Gilded Jjs,” said tvguy.

*Confessional Cam*

Wumbo: The “Gilded Jjs", hehehe, if it’s going to stop our team from losing, then I might as well want it.

*End*

“So where is the Gilded Jjs?” Rae asked.

“Haha, are you serious?” Jjs said, “No seriously, I’ve designed enough rooms, and I forgot where I placed it. Whoever retrieves it first wins, so good luck, then. Choose your partners.”

“I pick Squidward, nobody else shall pick Squidward!” Rae bellowed.

“Oh boy,” said Steel rolling his eyes.

“I’m just going to go ahead and pick OMJ for once,” said Shinya.

“How ironic, I guess that means we have SOF,” said Clappy.

“I got dibs on Hassan,” said Ex.

“We get Patrick, you snooze, and you lose, new 4EverGreen!” 4EverGreen said, leaving Storytime and MadameCat with Dragiiin.

*Confessional Cam*

Storytime: Great comeback 4EverGreen, now I’ll be rolling my eyes, and stay annoyed about this for the rest of my life.

*End*

“The challenge will commence in one, two, and start!” tvguy said.

The members then appear in the first room.

“So many different paths, I just cannot decide!” Fa said.

“Well, we’re deciding, and we’re splitting up,” said Ex, and the other members do the same.

“Are you coming, team captain?” MadameCat said to Dragiiin.

“Are you sure you want to play the game different? I’m extremely certain that Ex has a much better leadership role than the three of us,” said Dragiiin, “Just don’t get lost, if one of you do, then I’ll be pleased.”

*Confessional Cam*

MadameCat: I can’t believe that Dragiiin person! He gives out direct name-calling, he has very little respect for the Geckos, especially with me, he’s a rule breaker in my terms, and he’s just…not my type of partner!

*End*

Behind the barricades of the maze was Nathan, analyzing through his nasty plot.

“Preparing Plan C…” said Nathan, “I have gotten rid of CDCB, but it would be so much fun to simply eliminate them all, putting this game show on the chopping block! Now to activate all these traps, they wouldn’t know it until they run into them! MadameCat and Rae better not have forgotten about our little plan..."

The game now shows Shinya and OMJ’s perspectives.

“This must be the “Area of Unstableness"," said OMJ, “Do you think the Gilded Jjs could be in here?”

“How could it be? It’s unstable,” said Shinya, “Test it for old’ Shinya. Besides OMJ, you’re a hero after all, and you like taking risks, is that right?”

“I guess so,” said OMJ, and the unstable earth makes him fall below 80 feet.

“Shinya, would you give me a hand?” OMJ asked. Shinya gives a clap from his hands rather than help him out. “Classic, doing the master-of-clap-of-literalities, now can you do what a team captain would do?!”

“You’re 80 feet below from me; I’m no crane on a forklift!” Shinya said, and falls below 80 feet after taking a few more steps, though, hanging on.

“Haha how’s that for retaliation?” Nathan said, off-screen.

“That makes no sense, we did nothing to you,” said OMJ.

“Good luck getting that Jjs statue now while I have other members to pester with, ciao,” said Nathan.

“Anyways OMJ, how’s your sex life?” Shinya questioned.

“Allow me to make you admit that you’re just green with envy,” said OMJ.

“I’m not,” Shinya replied, “I want those 77.5950 yen much more than you do.”

The scene now shows Steel, Rae, and Squidward’s perspectives.

“Pretty wide for a room, thanks for playing, I’m going home,” said Rae.

“Are you really giving up that easily, Rae? I’ve been in this before,” said Steel and throws a gravel rock on the tiles, triggering several traps.

“This still looks impossible,” said Rae.

“And I’m quite amused to be stuck here like this,” said Squidward.

Steel runs through the wide booby trap room, dodging arrows, bullets, darts, uprising spikes, and anything else possible. With the door beginning to close in, Steel slides through, along with Squidward and Rae, after the traps were inactive.

“You call that a break-out?” Nathan said mockingly and spits a raspberry.

“I think the maze has something in its throat,” said Rae.

“That’s no evil reggae maze voice, that’s just Nathan making a mockery out of our profession,” said Steel. “I think it’s still a long way through this temple of doom.”

The scene then shows 4EverGreen, Wumbo, and Patrick’s perspectives.

“Getting some kind of statue from a maze in a temple, how hard can it be?” Wumbo said.

All of a sudden, they were trapped in-between sets of steel bars, giving them about 100 yards of their free space.

“Now we’re stuck, is Jjs trying to make this impossible?” Wumbo said.

After that, the ground began revealing hot lava beneath the three.

“You’ll never escape the wrath of Nathan!” He shouted.

“Oh god, not him again,” Wumbo said. “If we lose hope, then we must give up, and maybe Jjs will come running to us. If we can’t, then fuck, we’re losing the million doubloons to our deaths.”

“Give UP?! Several game show contestants risked their lives and did they give up? We’ve made it this far in Season 2, won few challenges, and did we give up? Winston Churchill made a speech about not giving up and did he give up?” 4EverGreen said.

“He does have a point,” said Patrick.

“Think we’ll have to think of something faster than you can say “we’re dead,” said Wumbo.

The game now shows Clappy, Jelly, and SOF’s perspectives.

“Hopefully, we’ll get that Gilded Jjs and win this game,” said Jelly.

“I’m pretty happy that Shinya isn’t tagging along with us, I wonder what he’s doing right now,” said Clappy.

“I bet he’s fine, so what kind of room are we in?” SOF asked.

“We’re…on an island,” said Clappy. “Well, the statue must not be in here, so we better find the exit, before…”

A tumbling noise follows as a tidal wave was going to it, thus making Clappy, Jelly, and SOF drenched and being carried out through the water current levels.

“I hope you three can swim. Or in this case, swim for your lives,” said Nathan.

“Shut up Nathan, we won’t ever give in to you, you are an inhuman monster!” Jelly said.

“You can save that compliment for WhaleBlubber, I’ve probably been called worse,” said Nathan. “You think I’m evil, or an evil reggae maze voice, but that would be an understatement, have a nice day.”

“Well, this is bad…” said SOF.

“At least we can survive through this,” said Clappy.

“This is almost like the time Storytime and Deli nearly drowned before some kind of magic happened through my pendant,” said Jelly.

“Hmm, I wonder why there’s no temple guard in sight,” said Clappy, “Even how your pendant did something to save Storytime and Deli,” he added.

The scene then shows OMJ and Shinya’s situation again.

“Come on OMJ; use your hands and feet!” Shinya said.

In a moment, OMJ climbed free from the activated trap. “Thank goodness I got out of that,” said OMJ.

“Great, now help a team captain, or else we may not win!” Shinya said.

“I would hate to do this, but fine,” said OMJ, and helps Shinya up from the 80 feet pit.

“Great, now let’s get out of here, before we fall to our doom another time,” said Shinya.

With this, they run faster than the collapsing ground would reveal its deep gap. When there was a door nearby them, they went through it.

The game then shows Dragiiin, MadameCat, and Storytime’s perspectives.

“Guess how many jellybeans are in that jar, huh? I’ve seen much better originality in the past than Jjs had in mind,” said MadameCat.

“It’s just a maze room, there’s going to be endless possibilities, and you shouldn’t complain about it!” Storytime said.

“And you’re such a loudmouth who can’t seem to take my tastes, so I hope you’re banished into the Forgotten Temple when the time comes!” MadameCat replied.

“Well, I should stop fighting, but you seem to be passing it around for me,” Storytime said, “Plus, what if I didn’t want to win, I bet there’s much better stuff than a million doubloons!

“You’re right, a BILLION doubloons!”

“I hope you’re suffering from this, foul enemy,” Nathan said to Dragiiin, “Caught up, stuck in a room with a seemingly endless opinion war, it looks they’ve done far worse than you could imagine.”

“Shut up...” Dragiiin said in a soft tone in reference to Nathan. “SHUT UP!” He said to the quarreling couple. “Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, huh? Well guess what, there won’t be a point to it if I simply BREAK IT OPEN!” With that, he smashes the jar, scattering the beans. “I am SO FUCKING tired of having to go through this, so I think that means I HAVE WON the argument, and YOU ALL LOST!”

“Two words Dragiiin: chill pill,” said MadameCat.

“And I just wish my curse would finally be over,” said Storytime.

“Whatever, let’s just open this door and get our gilded statue of what’s-his-face,” said Dragiiin.

*Confessional Cam*

Storytime: Wow, what a hot-head. Was that too soon?

*End*

The scene then shows Hassan, Ex, and Fa’s perspectives.

“Where are we?” Fa questioned.

“Back in Canada, this seems to be some kind of forest,” said Hassan.

The forest room then suddenly blacks out.

“Great, now we’re not allowed to see!?” Ex exclaimed.

“Come on, the door could be anywhere, and anywhere we bump into,” said Hassan, “But of course, that would be just stupid.”

“Does anybody happen to have a light?” Fa asked.

“Haha, no, I mean, who would really bring some kind of light anyways?” Ex said.

“I hope you three haven’t gone blind,” said Nathan, “Because you’re trapped, and you don’t have any power to escape through it!”

“When will you ever stop, Nathan? We had enough for like, I don’t know…a couple of challenges,” said Fa. “There’s obviously a room around here, and we’re not stopping until we find it!”

“Good luck with that, cums!” Nathan responded.

“There’s a special place in the Banhammer for you, meef!” Ex said.

”Hey Ex and Fa, I think I found the exit!” Hassan said.

“Hmm, that was quicker than I thought,” said Fa.

Meanwhile, with 4EverGreen, Wumbo, and Patrick…

“What are we going to do, Wumbo?” Patrick asked.

“Yeah, I could almost feel my toes being melted down,” said 4EverGreen.

“Maybe by jumping, there’s some of kind of hidden door, and my only clue is that it’s on the ceiling, so we’ll just have to find out!” Wumbo said. The three jumped for their lives and they were right. The ceiling reveals an exit and the three simply go through it.

Meanwhile, with Steel, Rae, and Squidward…

“Ugh, there were so many traps…” said Rae.

“It was a good thing that I’ve learned those moves before this challenge,” said Steel.

“I’m so glad I’m not dead,” said Squidward, “So, now what?”

“I can see the Gilded Jjs with my own eyes,” said Steel, “That platform looks pretty narrow, so we’re obviously going to be careful about it.”

“Hooray for victory!” Rae added.

“There it is, I can see the Gilded Jjs!” MadameCat said when she, Dragiiin, and Storytime made it to the same room in 2nd.

“Oh no, it’s MadameCat,” Rae said to himself, “If I remember the truth and the fact that I can’t spill it out, I’m still free from elimination or anything else worse than that.”

“Did you say something, Rae?” Steel said.

“No I haven’t,” Rae said, lying again.

“How convenient, we got a shortcut to the Gilded Jjs!” 4EverGreen said as his group appeared.

“Hey, what’s the big idea?” Shinya said as he and OMJ appeared next.

“Well, we’re at the room that has the statue,” said Hassan as his group appeared next.

“How did everybody else get in the same room like we did?” Jelly questioned.

“It’s like we’ve made it here, all at the same time,” SOF added.

“You got the bag, Rae?” Steel asked and grabs it. “Here we go, in a narrow path, above a large pit, to get the artifact…”

Everybody then take turns to cross the narrow path to the platform with the Gilded Jjs. They stare into it at first, and then they fight over who’s going to retrieve it first. That was when Steel quickly replaces the spot of the gilded statue with the bag in his hand. After a moment, the room was giving out a crumbling sound.

“What now?” Ex said, a bit annoyed.

When they were on the narrow path, the path quickly slides out, causing all the contestants to fall to their doom, while a bunch of arrows, bullets, etc. were being fired.

“You really think you can give Jjs back the artifact that easy?” Nathan said.

The contestants then break their fall when they hang on to some kind of pole.

“Not today!” Clappy responded.

“Hmm, this pole thing actually works instead of-" said Storytime, by the tempting fate caused the pole to break, making them fall again.

“If this will be our last dying day, I think Shinya has something to admit about me and Jelly,” said OMJ.

“No, with the bloated mouth RaeandAnasRock, I think he has something much more interesting to say,” said Shinya.

“We’re dead…especially me,” Steel thought.

“OKAY! Joining for Season 2 was a big set-up to hijack the competition at first, but me and MadameCat decided to abandon that plan the minute after the previous challenge was done!” Rae explained.

“I thought we promised not to speak of it,” said MadameCat, “Speaking of our history as former Triad members, we should at least be happy that we erased Goosey’s memory about the both of us, and he’s not going to bother us ever again.”

 

“Not the truth I had in mind, but that doesn’t surprise be, not one bit,” said Steel.

 

"What?! How could you two do this behind my back?! I planned all this for nothing now!" Nathan yelled.

 

"Truth be told, we were getting tired of the stupid organization, we have lives too, you know," MadameCat.

 

"Well then, all of your will perish! I will rule this game show myself!" Nathan laughed.

 

“Well, this is the end…” said Clappy.

Before their free fall was coming to an end, they were paused and suddenly transported back outside the temple.

“You really thought that Nathan was going to cancel our show like that?” Jjs said, “Goes to show that he can’t mess with the host.”

“And me, tvguy,” he added.

“It looks like Steel has been holding the Gilded Jjs after that trap was triggered,” Jjs announced, “So the Killer Piranhas have immunity for tonight, along with these Immunity Leis.”

“I just remembered, there was no flood de-activation, is the set still underwater?” Wumbo asked.

“The Gilded Jjs did it for you guys, and we have enough time for the Screaming Geckos to face elimination,” Jjs said. “As for Rae and MadameCat, they nearly made traitors out of themselves, but they’re still going to stay.

*Smoothie Ceremony*

“We have 6 smoothies in this plate,” said Jjs, “And we have the votes counted. Let’s get this started, shall we? ExKizuna, Wumbo, Fa, Dragiiin, and 4EverGreen are all free to go!

The only ones without a smoothie were MadameCat and Storytime.

“We got 2 votes counted for MadameCat…and we got 5 counted for Storytime,” Jjs announced, “So MadameCat is okay.”

“We saw this coming for Storytime, guys,” said Dragiiin.

“See you later,” said 4EverGreen.

“Whatever, my god damned curse should be broken in no time,” said Storytime, before being dragged to the Forgotten Temple.

“That’s all folks, will MadameCat survive without Storytime? Will the two H.U.T formers get along with their teammates? And will Nathan be stopped somehow? Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:
Eliminated: Storytime7
Artifact: The Gilded Jjs
 

Spoiler

MadameCat gets the last smoothie
RaeandAnasRock joins the Piranhas and becomes part of the Red Jaguars

 

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

[Old Man Jenkins]

That was quite the humorous read. I love the chemistry everyone has.

[Clappy]

Another great installment of my favorite spin-off!

[Steel Sponge]

37. What Matters to Boast

Spoiler

 

“Twice in a row, but this isn’t so bad, we’ve seen the Piranhas end up like that before,” said Fa.

“Goes to show, a certain, new developing member on our team doesn’t seem to help with it. We can try harder, but you all can still blame her,” said Dragiiin.

“I can hear you!” MadameCat said.

“Well, somebody has to get something off his chest. Besides, you look pretty different, why are you even masquerading as…” Dragiiin replied.

“Do you mean Kitty Katswell?” MadameCat answered.

“Why are you doing that in the first place?” Dragiiin asked.

“I had several hand-made considerations for a costume party I was going to attend, until I was focused on this game show,” said MadameCat, “It gives me the perfect chance to stealth our way to team immunity, considering that I will take role as team player.”

“I’m quite flattered to confront your boasting ways,” he deadpanned, “apparently; one way to avoid elimination is to weaken the possible powerhouse of the Killer Piranhas.”

“RaeandAnasRock?” 4EverGreen guessed.

“Got it, it must be Jelly!” MadameCat said.

“Let’s not focus on that right now, the Piranhas might be too lucky...” said Ex.

The scene then shows the Piranhas, still in the Winner’s Paradise.

“I just love winning!” Rae said.

“I think our team is brilliant enough to avoid a sufficient number of eliminations,” said OMJ. “Besides Shinya, aren’t you happy about that?”

“I am happy!” Shinya said in a less joyous tone, “…Yeah, maybe later we can have a little chat about our desires and such.”

*Confessional Cam*

Shinya: Admittedly, my jealously levels rise any time I can’t come close to Jelly. But hey, it’s not the situation to take a huge grudge about, because I’m much more modest than that. (To camera) Tell anybody else and this will be the last time you’ll be on the show.

--

MadameCat: Mark my words, Dragiiin. You have yet to see the magnificence of yours truly.

--

Jelly: Shinya is sort of a pretty nice guy, but it’s safe to say that he does need help, unlike his team captain terms.

*End*

“Legends of the Hidden Temple,” terminoob announced, “With your guide, Jjs!”

“Welcome to Season 2 of UWS, where we have our next Temple challenges with the Orange Iguana, the Silver Snakes, the Green Monkeys, the Purple Parrots, the Red Jaguars, and the Blue Barracuda,” Jjs announced. “So Olmec, what is our artifact of the day?”

“The Red Barrel of Bomba Nuke,” said terminoob.

“So we have to retrieve a dangerous object?” Ex questioned.

“Exactly,” said Jjs, “Thus the entire moat challenge is simply a mine field.”

*Confessional Cam*

Ex: A challenge that tries to kill us, I wonder if Michael Bay had something to do with this.

*End*

“So you all know what to do, the moat challenges ends when the first four teams hit their respective gongs,” said Jjs.

“Just watch Dragiiin, I will show my team skills carefully enough to enter the next round,” said MadameCat.

“Don’t push it,” Dragiiin responded.

“It will be fine…we need to be sure OMJ’s head start doesn’t make him advance,” MadameCat said to herself.

“They’re talking about me right?” OMJ asked.

“Don’t worry, there wouldn’t be a huge chance that MadameCat will beat us,” said Clappy.

“1, 2, 3, and go,” Jjs signaled.

“Hassan, Patrick, let’s go, maneuver 56!” MadameCat commanded.

With that, Ex gives a flat out “What?”

Patrick and Hassan then throw MadameCat around to only skip around several titles.

“This isn’t Mine Sweeper, milady,” said Hassan.

“Shinya, I think MadameCat is trying to cheat,” said Clappy.

“Don’t bother with that, I believe she’s trying to be a team player. Now, do you want to advance to the next round, or suffer?” Shinya said.

In the process during the mine field challenge, MadameCat’s skills made her first to hit the gong, making the Orange Iguana(s) advance to the next round. The next one to arrive was the Purple Parrots, thus making them advance. The Green Monkeys were in third place after that, while the last team to advance further was the Red Jaguars.

“Okay folks, it looks like we have our teams that are going to the next round: the Orange Iguana, the Purple Parrots, the Green Monkeys, and the Red Jaguars,” Jjs announced. “The Silver Snakes and our Blue Barracuda played well; let’s see what they’ve won.”

“A stick of dynamite, in honor of our nuclear themed challenges,” SG10 announced.

*Confessional Cam*

Ex: Well, what did I expect? I expected MadameCat not winning and my sub-team hitting the gong. What did I get? It’s just the opposite.

*End*

“Time, make yourself useful!” Jjs announced.

“We can socialize now, right?” Wumbo asked.

“You know what I mean.” Jjs replied.

“I know what you’re up to MadameCat, but there’s absolutely nothing possible for you to overshadow my team player tactics,” said 4EverGreen.

“What are you talking about?” MadameCat said.

“MadameCat, you’re barely ever helping my team, just don’t lose this round, or else I would lose. Oh and by the way, I don’t want to expect your nostalgia filter during the game, so keep balance from that,” said Dragiiin.

*Confessional Cam*

MadameCat: HIS team, HIS needs, and MY interfering are falling apart? He’s so eliminated…

*End*

“Yeah, I don’t know where 4EverGreen’s going, but he thinks he’s going to be upset when his round winning streak is going to slip,” said Wumbo.

“Me thinks MadameCat is not going to do well with the team,” said Rae.

“Unless MadameCat knows about my past concerning my opinions, I have nothing to worry about,” said Steel, “But I honestly hope she doesn’t stay for long.” With that, he was hit by MadameCat’s fist.

“Okay everybody, it’s now time to hear from Olmec for our Steps of Knowledge challenge!” Jjs said, “Let’s see what he has to share about Bomba Nuke.”

“Bomba Nuke was more than a temple guard; he was very much put into royalty. Nobody can escape his “clutches” of his several nuke related traps. He loved explosions so much, he also attempted to be a bomber himself, and much other possibilities were led up to that. He was very liked by the temple guards, but not the sacred Temple King, however. One day, inside a temple, Bomba Nuke and the other trusty guards found a set of red barrels all over the place, set up by Bomba himself, they were wired to sticks of dynamite. Bomba Nuke never came back ever since said incident. There were known words though, before his unknown departure, Bomba has uttered “Cut the wires without destroying the place!” A temple guard said, “But we’re not well experienced with these devices, can you at least help?” Bomba then said, “Shut up and cut the wires!” When the place blew up, a red barrel flew out with dynamite unattached, and was hidden somewhere. Your quest is to bring back the Red Barrel and do your best not to blow it up.”

“And where is that Red Barrel, I may ask?” Jjs asked.

“You can find it inside the Shrine of the Silver Monkey,” said terminoob.

Before the Steps of Knowledge challenge was going to begin, Dragiiin utters to MadameCat, “Hey Katswell, break a leg or else I’ll do it literally.”

“Don’t be so sure, I’m going to win,” said MadameCat.

”Okay everybody, 1, 2, 3, and go!” Jjs signaled. “Oh, and to make things interesting, get a question wrong, and you’ll be “bombed"."

“Dear heavens,” said Rae.

“Let’s get this started before I confuse you with Michael Bay,” said Clappy.

“First question, what was the name of the artifact’s possessor?” terminoob asked.

4EverGreen steps and answers, “That would be Bomba Nuke.”

“Yep,” said terminoob. “What color were the barrels?”

MadameCat steps on the buzzer and says, “Elementary my dear Watson, it’s so obvious that it’s red,” she answered, thus, making her two steps away from the goal.

*Confessional Cam*

Dragiiin: Can’t tell if lucky or forced. Either way, MadameCat still annoys me to heck.

*End*

“Next question, the red barrels were attached to what substance?” terminoob said.

Clappy steps on the buzzer and answers, “Sticks of dynamite.”

“That is correct,” terminoob responded, “Next question, what is Bomba Nuke’s specialty?”

MadameCat steps on the buzzer and answers, “That would be bombs, explosions, something like that.”

“Uh-huh,” terminoob responded. “Where is the Red Barrel of Bomba Nuke located?”

Jelly steps on the buzzer and answers, “It’s in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.”

“You know what to do,” said terminoob, “next question: what is Bomba Nuke’s known position?”

4EverGreen steps on the buzzer and says, “He’s a temple guard.” Unfortunately, the answer was wrong, and Wumbo and 4EverGreen end up getting attacked by a non-lethal bomb.

It was then MadameCat’s turn and says, “He’s a royal guard, right?”

“Yep,” said terminoob, making MadameCat go into Round 3. “What kind of traps has Bomba Nuke set up?”

Clappy steps on the buzzer and says, “Whatever is bomb-related, this is baby stuff.”

“And it looks like we have our two sub-teams going to the temple: our Orange Iguana and the Purple Parrots,” Jjs announced. “The Red Jaguars and the Green Monkeys played a great game; let’s see what they have won.”

“It’s a waste-barrel, along with our finest UWS Season 2 backpack,” SG10 announced.

*Confessional Cam*

Rae: Well, at least I made it further. I hope the Purple Parrots win it for our team.

--

MadameCat: You see that? That’s how to refer to your own team Dragiiin! I bet tvguy could do a much more improved job than you. (Softly gets hit by Dragiiin’s fist) Nice callback.

*End*

“And we’re back, today we have our two sub-teams and only one can enter the temple, respectively the Purple Parrots, which are Jelly and Clappy, and the Orange Iguana’s MadameCat,” Jjs announced.

“So, what kind of death-defying challenges do you have for us, Jjs?” Jelly questioned.

“Olmec will explain the first part of the Temple Games,” said Jjs.

“Bomba Nuke’s favorite game was hot potato, but with bombs. When Jjs gives the signal, you have this bomb, and you’re going to pass it around until it blows up on somebody. The one team that remains without losing one or two of their members wins.”

“Get ready everybody, it’s worth a half pendant,” said Jjs. “1, 2, 3, and go!”

The game begins with the hot-potato-bomb Temple Game. The first one to be out was Jelly, leading up to Clappy and MadameCat. In the end, Clappy wins the first game.

“It looks like the Purple Parrots win that time, along with their half pendant,” Jjs announcement. “Moving on to our next Temple Game, would you explain it for us, Olmec?”

“It’s another bomb-related challenge, what a shocker,” terminoob explained. “You have a basket of grenades and when Jjs gives the signal, you will toss them into your other baskets, the one team with the most wins.”

“Hassan, do you mind doing the challenge for me?” MadameCat said.

“Well, somebody shouldn’t be too desperate for a second player in a team related challenge, I guess,” said Hassan.

“Okay, is everybody ready, 1, 2, 3, and go!” Jjs said.

With that, the bomb tossing Temple Game starts. In a turn of events, they were doing adequate with the challenge and it was over afterwards.

“Time, let’s see what we got here,” said Jjs. “MadameCat and Hassan have 22, while Jelly and Clappy have 21. By a hair, MadameCat has received her half pendant. Let’s see what our last Temple Game challenge is.”

“Dodging bombs sure is a challenge,” said terminoob, “When Jjs gives the signal, you will run around and dodge as many falling non-lethal bombs as possible. The only person to not be touched from them wins.”

“You heard them, let’s get this thing started for the last round, 1, 2, 3, and go!” Jjs said.

With that, MadameCat, Jelly, and Clappy begin dodging their ways from the bombs. After a turn of events, Clappy was the only one that hasn’t gotten hit by one bomb.

“This is it everybody, it looks like the Purple Parrots are going to the temple while the Piranhas have access to the Winner’s Paradise! MadameCat was close, let’s see what she won!” Jjs announced.

“It’s a modern telescope, no Galileo included,” SG10 announced.

*Confessional Cam*

Jelly: I feel like the luckiest woman on Earth right now, three is a magic number and three in a row is a big success.

--

MadameCat: I can’t believe it, I was so close! It almost felt like my stealth tactics were enough for those types of challenges, but some day, I will be victorious!

*End*

“And we’re back. The Purple Parrots have access to the temple and Olmec has some instructions for them,” said Jjs.

You can start by going through the ledges, after that, you’ll reach the Pit of Despair. Whichever door might work, you’ll end up in the Observatory or in the Jester’s court. Any way you go, you’ll end up in the castle room of CDCB, go up and you’ll be in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the monkey, grab Bomba’s barrel, descend back to the castle room and you’ll then approach the dark forest. Break the wall to find the key and you’ll be in 70s’ throne room. Break jars to find a key that will lead to the elevator shaft, and you’ll be able to re-enter the pit and return the Red Barrel. There are three temple guards, get the artifact, and the guards will vanish and the gate will open,” said terminoob. “Who would like to go first?”

“I will do it,” said Clappy.

“Very well Clappy,” said terminoob. “Now here are the prizes that you will win!”

“First, you’ll receive an admiral outfit; makes you look like you’re in the war. Second prize is a model of a World War II plane. Get out of the temple in time with the artifact and you’ll earn yourself a trip to Red Bank Battlefield!” SG10 announced.

“Sounds good, doesn’t it?” Jjs said, “Olmec raise the temple gates.” Once the gate was open, Jjs then says, “On your mark, get set, and go!”

With that, Clappy sprints inside the temple. He easily gets through the ledges. After that, he lands on the Pit of Despair. It didn’t take too long for Clappy to go inside the observatory, only to be ambushed by a temple guard, thus giving up his pendant, leaving him with his half. Clappy then approaches the castle room of CDCB, but unfortunately loses his other pendant, thus sending Jelly to the rescue. Within 25-30 seconds, Jelly goes back to the castle room and enters the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Before getting the Red Barrel, it took 14 seconds to completely assemble the monkey and enter the next room.

“Watch out Jelly, to make things more interesting, the rest of the rooms are filled with explosives, good luck with that,” said Jjs.

“What?” Jelly said.

Jelly continues in the castle room of CDCB and enters the dark forest.

In a relay of mine fields, falling bombs, and such, Jelly and the Red Barrel were untouched, as she makes it to the elevator shaft; she makes it out of the temple with 8 seconds to spare.

“She did it! Jelly and Clappy not only got the admiral outfit, the WWII model, but they’re also going Red Bank Battlefield!” Jjs announced. “That and the Geckos will have to face elimination again.”

“So, what should we do with the barrel?” Jelly questioned.

“I don’t know, but at least it didn’t explode,” said Jjs.

That was until Jelly trips, and the red barrel explodes, only to combust a carousel, confetti, balloons, and other party objects.

“The hell was that?” Wumbo asked.

“I never thought that this was what Bomba Nuke actually built,” said tvguy.

Meanwhile in the Geckos’ trailer…

“You guys, we need to get rid of Dragiiin!” MadameCat persuaded.

“What did he do wrong?” Fa questioned.

“Think about it, he barely ever cares about us, he’s been treating some of us like dirt…he’s just plain intolerable, what do you think?” MadameCat said.

“I’m thinking Dragiiin only has a problem with you and your stay in this game show is going away,” said Ex.

“I actually agree,” said 4EverGreen, “But MadameCat owes us, even the Piranhas as well.”

*Smoothie Ceremony*

“Three times in a row? What’s wrong with you guys?” MadameCat said.

“Okay, we have five smoothies, and the only one without one will have to pack his or her bags to the Forgotten Temple,” said Jjs.

*Confessional Cam*

4EverGreen: Yeah, it’s quite clear that having Dragiiin as our captain wasn’t going out so well.

--

Fa: I wasn’t sure who to vote for. But my two main candidates are MadameCat and Dragiiin. (Gets hit by MadameCat and Dragiiin’s fists)

--

MadameCat: I was so lucky that I managed to get four votes against Dragiiin! That would be me, 4EverGreen, Fa, and surprisingly Wumbo.

*End*

“The votes have been counted, when I call your name, you get your smoothie,” Jjs announced, “Wumbology, Ex, 4EverGreen, and Fa.”

The only ones without a smoothie were MadameCat and Dragiiin.

“MadameCat’s short terms of boasting and Dragiiin’s supposed disrespect didn’t work out so well for the Geckos. And the last one goes to…” after a fairly long pause, Jjs calls out, “MadameCat, you’re free to go!”

“What? I call a conspiracy, you voted off the wrong guy!” Dragiiin said.

“Come back when you learn something about respect,” said MadameCat.

“Oh, so I’m the new tvguy?” Dragiiin said and then gets dragged away by the temple guards, “Meh, I’m out of here.”

“And that’s it everybody, will MadameCat gain the respect she needs for the other Geckos, will the Geckos break the Piranhas’ winning streak? Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

….

The next scene shows Nathan with Goosebumpsfan.

“Well, trying to sabotage the Temple Games with the nuclear themed challenges didn't seem to work out, but I have a task for you,” Nathan said to Goosey, “Together, we can bring back the Triad, once we find another member!”

“Triad, what are you talking about?” Goosey asked.

“We can do this the old-fashioned way,” said Nathan and then hypnotizes Goosey, “Before I give out my trigger word, I will refresh your memory of RaeandAnasRock, MadameCat, and the others…”

 

---------------------------------

NOTES/TRIVIA:

Eliminated: Dragiiin123

Artifact: The Red Barrel of Bomba Nuke

Prizes: Stick of Dynamite, waste-barrel, UWS Season 2 backpack, telescope, admiral outfit, World War II Plane model, and a trip to Red Bank Battlefield

Spoiler

MadameCat gets the last smoothie.

 

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

[Steel Sponge]

NOTE: This episode was an April Fools Joke, thus it is absolutely not canon to UWS as a whole.

SPECIAL: The UWS Holiday Special

Spoiler

 

Jjs was shown relaxing himself in the Host Lounge, preparing a special surprise for the remaining contestants: Fa, ExKizuna, Wumbology, 4EverGreen, MadameCat, Shinya, Jelly, Clappy, RaeandAnasRock, Steel Sponge, and OMJ. When the contestants were called out, Jjs announced “Happy Survival Day!”

“What’s Survival Day?” Jelly asked.

“An intimate get together to my favorite UWS contestants, glad you asked,” Jjs said.

“What’s Survival Day?” Jelly asked.

“It’s a special day in honor of the greatest UWS contestants I ever had, now I won’t repeat myself anymore,” said Jjs.

“What’s Survival Daydaydaydayday?” Jelly asked, short circuiting.

“DIRTY BIT!” Will.i.am said. A wild Black Eyed Peas appeared.

“Please welcome our special guests The Black Eyed Peas!” Jjs announced.

“Um, what?” Wumbo said with disbelief.

“Are you sure Jelly is okay, Jjs?” Clappy asked, “Jelly is um…short circuiting.”

Suddenly, Jelly’s appearance transformed into a robotic body, everybody has shit their pants with shock.

“FALECIATIONS MALEFACTORS I AM SUBTERRANEAN ENDURANCE SBC UNIT 1279, YOUR TELEVISED FEMALE OPPONENT LIFEFORM IS UNAVAILABLE,” the robot said.

“Woah, it’s a robot!” Rae said.

“Destroy it, NOW!” Jjs said.

“What about Jelly?” Clappy asked.

“TELEVISED CROWD MANAGING LIFEFORM, PREPARE TO BE ELIMINATED!” Unit 1279 said to Jjs.

“Oh crap,” Jjs said.

“I feel like the lucky ones,” said tvguy.

“COOPERATIVE TELEVISED SIDE-CROWD MANAGING LIFEFORM, PREPARE TO BE ELIMINATED!” the Unit said to tvguy.

“That’s it, we’re out of here,” Fergie said, thus the Black Eyed Peas left the building.

Courtesy of the robotic unit, tvguy exploded into a million pieces.

“No, not tvguy!” Jjs said.

“This is the worst Survival Day ever,” said Rae.

“PREPARE TO BE ELIMINATED IN 9, 10, 11, 12…” the Unit said.

“Wait, why is he counting up? Rae said.

“Let’s get out of here! We’re hiding in the temple!” Jjs said, everybody except Rae followed them.

While the contestants and Jjs were seen hiding inside the temple, Special Guest Star Bear Grylls appeared all of a sudden.

“By Jove, it seems I have discovered a pack of Underwater Survivor SBC contestants of the Season 2 species. These characters from the homosapien group appear to be hiding in a great big stone facility known as the temple,” Bear Grylls said.

“What are you doing?” Jjs said, taking medium awareness.

“And that concludes today’s episode,” said Bear, who then leaves.

“Something’s fishy,” said Steel.

“Trout, salmon, bass, snapper, clown fish, seahorse, Spongebob?” 4EverGreen guessed.

“Does Unit 1279 have anything to do with Survival Day, I’m so screwed right now,” said Steel.

“Shut it, it appears that we found a group of these Units,” said Jjs. “It’s really unknown to where they really came from.”

“Explain host, EXPLAIN!” Ex exclaimed.

While the contestants and Jjs were taking a sneak peak, a conversation between the robotic units has started.

“Bop bop beep boop,” said one of them.

“Beep beep beep beep bop,” said another.

“Bop dootleeedleleedlelee bop,” said another.

“Beep beep beep,” said another.

“Bop bop doot doot lee lee doot,” said another.

“Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeedeet,” said another.

“Barbbarbbarb Barbara Ann,” said another.

“Booteebopbop beep bop,” said another.

“Beep bop beep bop beep bop,” said another.

“Boop boop bop, beep beep bop,” said another.

“Bop bop doot doot lee lee doot,” said another.

“Boopboopboopbeep,” said another.

“Leet deet doot boop bop,” said another.

“Bop bop boop beep beep boop boop,” said another.

“Beep beep beep beep bop,” said another.

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOObeep,” said another.

“Beep beep beep beep beep boop boop bop,” said another.

“boopboptopboopbeepboopbeepbeep,” said another.

“Beep beep bop beep beep bop bop boop bop,” said another.

“Leetdeet doot doot leet bop leet doot doot leet leet,” said another.

“Dootdootdootleetdeetdoot,” said another.

“Leet bop beep beep bop leet boop boop deet,” said another.

“Beep bop beep bop beep bop,” said another.

“Beep beep bop beep beep bop bop boop bop,” said another.

“LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETleetleetdeet,” said another.

“BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP,” said another.

“Boop leet bop doot beep deet deet boop boop bop,” said another.

“Booteebopbop beep bop,” said another.

“Leet bop bop bop bop bop beep beep doot deet,” said another.

“Boop boop boop boop boop boop beep boop boop.boop,” said another.

“Leetbeepboopleetdeetbeepdeetdootdeetbeepbopbopboopleetleetbopleetdeetdootbeepbeepbopboopleetdootbopdootleetturkeysandwichdootboopboopbop,” said another.

“Beep beep bop,” said another.

“BZZZZZZZZZZZZT,” said another.

“Leet beep beep bop boop boop bop deet leet,” said another.

“Beep boop beep boop bop boop,” said another.

Then all of a sudden, William Shatner turned up.

“Beep beep boop boop bop,” one of the units said.

“BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP,” said another.

“Leet leet bop,” said another.

“Boop boop boop boop boop bop beep,” said another.

“Doot doot boop bop,” said another.

“Beep leet beep leet beep leet bop deet deet,” said another.

“Bop bop doot doot lee lee doot,” said another.

“BEEEEEpbOOOOOOOOOpBOOOOOOOOOpLEEEEEEEEt,” said another.

“Bop bop bop bop bop beepbop,” said another.

“Dootdootdootleetdeetdoot,” said another.

“SEVENTYFOURdeetdeetleetleetbopbopbopbop,” said another.

“Beep beep bop beep beep bop bop boop bop,” said another.

“Welcome my FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDS,” William Shatner hammed. “Today we ruIIIIIIIIN survivAAAAAAAAAALLL day and eliminAAAAAAAATE SBC host JAAAAAAAYJAAAAAAAAAYEssssssssss.”

…..

“Beep beep beep beep beep boop boop bop,” one of the Units said.

Eventually, the SBC contestants appeared in the Pit of Despair.

“I wonder what those pesky robots did to Jelly,” said 4EverGreen.

“We’ll be safe in here,” said Jjs.

“ORLY?” Ex said.

“Or worse, I wonder what the other robot did to RaeandAnasRock,” said Fa.

Meanwhile with Unit 1279 and Rae…

“429, 430, 431…” the Unit was saying.

Meanwhile back at the temple…

“Seriously guys, should we really care about Jelly? We don’t know what happened to her, so we can leave it be until she’s found, I guess,” said MadameCat.

“If only there was a way to stop this nonsense,” said Fa.

Suddenly, jumping from above and into the Pit was another Special Guest; he was bulked, had weapons, and had an Austrian accent.

“Yay, it’s special Guest Star Arnold Schwarzenegger!” 4EverGreen cheered.

“Come with me if you want to live,” Arnold said.

“Definitely,” said MadameCat.

Then all of a sudden, part of the wall from the Pit of Despair crumbled, revealing another Special Guest Star.

“Oh no, it’s special Guest Star Jeremy Irons!” 4EverGreen said with fear.

“GIVE ME EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR RAAAAGE, OR PREPARE TO BE EEEEEEEEEELIMINATED,” Jeremy hammed.

“What did you do to Jelly?” Clappy asked.

“Nothing, I’m just a henchman,” said Jeremy. “NOW PREPARE FOR YOUR ELIMINATION.”

“Stand back,” said Arnold.

“We better get out of here, we should be at the sundial room next,” said Jjs.

When Jjs and friends entered the sundial room, a temple guard suddenly appeared, taking away Fa.

“Oops, the temple guards are pretty made to do this kind of thing,” said Jjs. “Now hurry up and turn the sundial over, we need to lose these guys and get to the next room!”

“Sore o eta,” said Shinya.

When Jjs and the other contestants turned over the sundial, the robotic units appeared on their trail.

“PREPARE TO BE ELIMINATED!” Jeremy exclaimed.

“PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED!” Arnold exclaimed.

“Prepare to get the fuck out of here,” said Ex.

“Few more rooms keep shouting away mister Schwarzenegger!” Jjs said.

“I’ll be back!” Arnold added.

Jjs and the others then appeared in 70s’ throne room.

“Looks like we’ve approached our next hiding place, those robots better not find us again,” Jjs whispered.

Suddenly, breaking the vases and pots was another Special Guest Star, who was a grey and yellow-haired Pegasus.

“Another guest star?” Wumbo said with disbelief.

“Cool, it’s Special Guest Star Derpy Hooves!” 4EverGreen said.

“I just don’t know what went wrong!” Derpy said.

With destruction of the room caused by Derpy, Jjs and the rest evacuated to the next room while the ceiling and stuff of the throne room were crumbling.

“Look out!” Derpy said.

Eventually, Jjs and the contestants appeared in the shrine of the silver monkey, hoping to be safe from William Shatner’s robotic units.

“Why kind of person could be causing all this mayhem?” Steel asked.

“We have to be very quiet, Survival Day is still at risk,” Jjs said.

“So Derpy destroying the previous temple room, a robot replacing Jelly, and Arnold going face to face with Jeremy Irons is part of this peculiar Survival Day?” Wumbo said.

“Yeah, we better assemble the monkey, and fast,” said Shinya.

“Also, if those robots show up again, then you know it’s up to a god damn hero,” said OMJ.

Jjs and the contestants then assembled the monkey. After that, a temple guard and several robot units appeared, going after them. After a series of screams, the temple guard caught Wumbo, exiting him out of the temple.

“Poor Wumbo,” said Ex.

“AND JELLY, HOW COME NOBODY CARES ABOUT-“said Clappy.

“They’re gaining on us!” Steel said about the robots.

“THIS IS THEEEEEE END ARNOLD SCHWARZZZZZENEGERRRRR,” Jeremy hammed.

“Hasta la vista baby,” said Arnold, eventually killing Jeremy Irons in one blow, and then trying to annihilate the robotic units.

Later, Jjs and the contestants appeared in the jester’s court.

“That was pretty close,” said OMJ.

”Get out of here quick, you’re not safe in the temple, the fate of UWS is in you,” said another Special Guest Star.

“Woah, it’s Special Guest Star Harvey Korman!” 4EverGreen said.

Apparently, it was a fake, revealing a different Guest Star, “NOPE! It’s just Chuck Testa,” he said.

“What are you doing in this fine temple?” Jjs asked.

“Go into the dark forest, you will not be found by one SBC robot unit,” said Chuck.

“Why couldn’t it be Chuck Norris?” Ex said.

“Hurry, we don’t have as much time as Rae!” Jjs said.

With that, we then come to the scene with Rae and the robot again…

“1383, 1384, 1385…” Unit 1279 said.

Then we go back to Jjs, the contestants, and the dark forest.

“This Survival Day is getting out of hand,” said Shinya.

“Shut it, we must not be found,” said Jjs.

“YOU’RE ALWAYS SAYING THAT!” MadameCat said.

“At least MadameCat is acting normal,” said Steel.

“TELEVISED CROWD MANAGING AND ASSORTED TELEVISED AMUSEMENT OPPONENT LIFEFORMS, PREPARE TO BE ELIMINATED,” one of the robot units said.

“Take cover!” Jjs said.

“I’ll save you guys!” Another Special Guest Star said.

“Golly, it’s Special Guest Star Mark Hamill!” 4EverGreen said.

“Where’s Arnold Schwarzenegger?” MadameCat asked.

“He has been CAPTURED,” said Mark Hamill, “I may be a Jedi, but I am also your hammy-ness!”

“Save us already, we’re surrounded by a bunch of units or whatever!” Ex said.

Eventually, Mark Hamill swept away most of Shatner’s robot unit army while Shinya was nowhere to be seen.

“Wait, where did Shinya go?” Clappy asked.

“Survival Day sure is turning out to be a crappy holiday,” said Steel.

“You’ve seen nothing,” said Mark.

“Quick, we must get into the Jumping JCM room!” Jjs said with a short pause from the contestants, “Yeah, I don’t contribute to the room name ideas…”

Inside the Jumping JCM Room, another Special Guest Star turned up and faced Jjs and co.

“Holey guacamole, it’s Special Guest Star-!” Before 4EverGreen could finish, he was suddenly transported out of the temple, courtesy of the Special Guest Star, the Regurgitator.”

“Goosebumpsfan again?” Steel said with disbelief.

“I AM THE REAL AUTHENTIC REGURGITATOR!” He said, followed by lighting sounds.

“You UWS contestants are my nemesis…no, THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY NEMESIS,” the Regurgitator said, followed by the same thunder and lightning.

“Don’t fret everybody, the next room is the shaft, we’ll be out of the temple in no time,” Jjs whispered.

“And Jelly will be there, right?” Steel questioned.

“Who’s Jelly?” Mark asked.

“ENOUGH OF THIS!” The Regurgitator exclaimed.

“All of you guys get out of here!” OMJ said.

“OMJ…” said Jjs.

“Don’t get dramatic with me, I can handle these losers,” said OMJ, “If I’m lucky, you guys wouldn’t be the only ones trying to stop the robot unit race!”

“Fine with me,” said Steel.

“Yes, we must get out of HEEERRRRRE,” said Mark.

“GET BACK HERE AND MEET YOUR WORST!” The Regurgitator exclaimed.

While Jjs and co. and Mark Hamill were all in the elevator shaft, they were suddenly knocked unconscious, and with different perspectives, they appeared in a dark lair. Jjs meets his eyes with William Shatner.

”You…you’re-“said Jjs.

“Yesssss, I AM INDEEED WILLIAAAAAAMMM SHATNER,” he said. “Prepare to be eliminated.”

“Stop saying that!” Jjs said.

“Where’s the contestants, where’s Mark Hamill, where’s Arnold Schwarzenegger?” Jjs said, “I’m also wondering what you did with tvguy and Rae.”

“Tvguy is OKHAAAAAN, I’m WAAAAIIIIITING on Rae,” said William.

Meanwhile, back to the scene with Unit 1279 and Rae…

“4528, 4529, 4530…” Unit 1279 said.

“I should be going…” said Rae.

“4531, 4532, skip a few, ONE!” Unit 1279 said, making Rae assplode.

Meanwhile, back inside William’s lair…

“Help me Jjsthekid!” Jelly said, caged.

“William Shatner, why are you doing this?” Jjs asked.

“Oh I have done far worse then try to destroy your show, I’ve tortured you. And I wish for you to go on with the worst Survival Day ever…and the worst episode ever. I shall you leave you as you left me, marooned in this set for all eternity, at the center of a dead studio, buried alive…buried alive,” said Shatner.

Shaking his fist around Jjs exclaimed, “SHAAAAAAAAAAAATNER!” After that, the same word was echoed.

“Any LAAAAAAST words?” Shatner questioned.

“Mark Hamill…Arnold Schwarzenegger, where are you two?” Jjs asked.

“Hehehe, there’s nothing you can do,” Shatner said.

All of a sudden, Mark and Arnold appear and got a hold of William Shatner.

“Jjs, escape yourself!” Arnold said.

“I would if I wasn’t trapped like this,” said Jjs.

Mark then frees Jjs with his light saber and continues to fight Shatner with Arnold, “We will not be DEEEEEFEEEAAAATEEED!” He exclaimed.

“You may have escaped Jjs, but you can’t defeat the torture of SURPRIIIIIIISE,” said Shatner. “Ladies and gentlemen, Special Guest Stars the Village People, Zoidberg, and LADY GAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAA!”

“What?” Jjs said.

The torture of surprise was ready to begin: the Village People, Zoidberg, and Lady Gaga sung and danced to YMCA, and it doesn’t seem to end any sooner.

“HELP ME SANTA! HELP ME JESUS CHRIST! HELP ME…SANTA CHRIST!” Jjs exclaimed.

Oh Santa Christ,

Oh Santa Christ!

“Don’t worry, I will save you!” Santa Christ said.

With laser beams and such being shot around William’s lair, Jjs suddenly appeared in his bedroom of the Host Lounge.

“OH MY GOD…it was all a dream?” Jjs said. “What a letdown…”

“I am still here to protect you Jjs!” Santa Christ said, who came out of nowhere.

“So it wasn’t a dream?” Jjs thought.

“NOPE! It’s just Chuck Testa telling you Happy April Fools Day…period,” said Chuck Testa.

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

Special Guest Stars: The Black Eyed Peas, Bear Grylls, William Shatner, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jeremy Irons, Derpy Hooves, Chuck Testa, Mark Hamill, The Regurgitator, The Village People, Zoidberg, Lady Gaga, and Santa Christ

Don't fret guys, the REAL next episode of UWS will be up soon.

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

[Steel Sponge]

38. Perfect Pawns

Spoiler

 

Meanwhile inside the Gecko’s trailer…

“Okay, so nothing else can go wrong right? The Piranhas are chewing us to a pulp, but their streak is not going to last any longer, right?” MadameCat questioned.

“Yeah, and without a captain, who’s going to motivate us and stuff?” Fa asked.

“Not Dragiiin,” said MadameCat, “I nominate yours truly for my experience in being a team player.”

“But we haven’t seen your “potential” just yet, and I believe we never will,” said Ex.

“Jjs is probably flooding the set again and sending us somewhere, I’m going to prove it in there,” said MadameCat.

“On the topic of a new team captain, who should it be?” 4EverGreen asked.

“You guys are going to pick until you figure out the most dominant out of your opinions,” Jjs said once he appeared, “Now, your time inside that trailer isn’t going to last forever, just to make a statement,” he said as he then leaves the trailer.

“In that case, I vote for Ex,” said Wumbo.

“Because voting for Wumbology could separate my team tactics, I might as well vote for Ex,” said 4EverGreen.

“My word goes to Ex!” Fa said.

“Well…darn it,” said MadameCat. “So Ex, what are you going to do now since you’re the new captain?”

“Nothing much, I felt like that my likeability is making everybody else vote for me,” said Ex.

“Good luck with that, while I go through my wardrobe,” MadameCat added.

Everybody else then appears at the area where Jjs meets up with the remaining contestants.

“Welcome to our new challenge,” said Jjs. “Yeah, let’s begin anyways.”

“Hey Steel, do you like my costume of the day?” MadameCat said, looking like Princess Ilana.

“Well, I sure do like Sym-Bionic Titan, but I don’t think Jjs said anything about the challenge as…” said Steel.

“That’s right sponge of steel, the theme for our Flood Control challenge is basically set in the Middle Ages,” Jjs announced. “Bad news is that we can’t use a moat.”

“Oh, I thought there would be an intergalactic theme somehow,” said MadameCat, “You better follow Jjs Steel.”

“And you’re telling me about these things, why?” Steel questioned.

Jjs and co. appeared at a temple, which was technically a castle.

“Well, to start things off, it’s only a reward challenge,” said Jjs, “and Screaming Geckos team, have you decided on your team captain at the moment?”

“I pick ExKizuna!” Fa, Wumbo, and 4EverGreen said.

“Great, now let’s move on to our story and the directions for this very temple/castle,” said Jjs. “This castle once belonged to the Temple King and guarded by one who is known as Sir Templelot, not the best name ever…anyways, the temple here used to never be trespassed on until his disappearance, which was rumored to be courtesy of the King. In the castle, first thing is the courtyard, simply obvious, and then the trademark Pit of Despair, made of royalty. There are two rooms between it, and one of them will take you to either the shrine of the silver monkey, made with royalty, or the throne of teenj. Both are continued through a staircase up or down, leading to Dragiiin’s dungeon or the mid-floor throne room. Go more flights of stairs or take the elevator in the dungeon and you’re at the roof, revealing the treasure of the Sacred Sword of Templelot. Your quest is to bring it back, watch out for the royal security system, royal temple guards, or Nathan and his new “team.”

“So, there’s no Holy Grail?” Ex questioned.

“For a nearly clear reason,” Jjs responded.

“What do you mean new team?” Steel questioned.

“I’m not sure, but now let’s begin,” said Jjs. “You sub-teams pick who you want to go with. Also, because there’s much room, the two main teams stick together.”

“I WANT SQUIDWARD!” Rae exclaimed.

*Confessional Cam*

Steel: He’d be doing this thing everyday and I’d be willing to vote him off with all my honesty.

*End*

“Clappy and Jelly, would you-?” Shinya said.

“Ooh, it looks like you’re going through your favorite clique,” said Clappy.

*Confessional Cam*

Clappy: Not that I’m really, really, really, annoyed. Besides, he didn’t pick us last time. Shinya needs to be less possessive to bring up to another subject.

*End*

“Let’s go SOF; at least we’re not going to be tagged along with someone as devious as Shinya,” said OMJ.

“And I can hear you with my big round dumpling shaped Mimis,” said Shinya.

“I pick Hassan, I at least need somebody like Ex,” said Fa.

“I’m right here, I’m new captain, and you can already pick me, broski,” said Ex.

*Confessional Cam*

Fa: Okay I fucked up. So damn, I was too late to have my chance…

*End*

“I guess that means Ex is coming with us,” said Wumbo.

“At least we’re not going to be tagged along with someone as aloof as MadameCat,” said 4EverGreen.

“I’m not aloof; my eminence in my natural behavior isn’t always modest,” said MadameCat. “So that means I’m stuck with Patrick? I can take that, but I’ve already planned to try and use my team player knowledge to make us win.”

“Okay then,” said Ex. “But I don’t think it will work.”

“Olmec, lower the drawbridge,” said Jjs.

Once it was lowered, Jjs gave the signal and the remaining contestants were inside the castle-temple.

“I can’t believe we got pass the courtyard,” Rae said sarcastically. “But which way is the shrine of the silver monkey or the throne of teenj?” He asked.

“Well, let’s get used to the fact that he didn’t say anything about it,” said Clappy, “what I would expect the most if Nathan arrives just in time, or it would just be a temple guard or a simple trap.”

“Then we would have to predict the unpredictable,” said Rae, “So…any ideas?”

“How about we just go across and pick regardless of the two choices?” Shinya suggested.

“I wonder why I haven’t thought about that,” said Rae.

Just then, Nathan appeared coming downstairs from one of the rooms, which was the one on the left.

“Hmm, if Nathan went left, then I say we go right!” Rae said and then exclaims “Sweet candy coated Squidward Tentacles, Nathan already found us!”

“That’s right, and I’m ready to prepare the revoke of this game show, permanently!” Nathan said, holding a gun.

“Not to sound logical, but it would be much more correct if you’re holding a sword or something that involves the Middle Ages,” Steel pointed out.

“Well, at least MadameCat made that mistake too. Now shut up and fear my new alliance of the revived Hidden Underwater Triad!” Nathan said, revealing Goosey and someone else known as sponge_bob.

“But it’s not hidden anymore, isn’t it?” Clappy questioned.

“Goosey is still here? I thought he was gone!” Steel said.

“Oh goodie, those pesky Piranhas are already distracted and we have a head start,” said MadameCat. “And if the Piranhas are going to the right, then we are going left.”

“Wait-" said Ex.

“I doubt there aren’t any traps or enemies around in this room, so let’s hustle!” MadameCat interrupted.

*Confessional Cam*

4EverGreen: I may be relieved that I’m nowhere to being voted off, but I’m as well on everybody else’s side on the fate of MadameCat, and my greed to vote her off is potentially rising.

*End*

“Well, here we are in the throne of teenj,” said Wumbo. “What are your team player skills you were telling us about again that you haven’t explained yet, MadameCat?” He asked.

“If it’s some type of emergency, then that would be definite,” said MadameCat.

All of sudden, a temple knight appears from behind, making the Geckos scream in terror.

“Great, only if we had the Sacred Sword of what’s-his-face!” Hassan said.

“It’s just wonderful to see that Sir Templelot has to display that sword as a freakin’ artifact than a weapon for our problems,” said MadameCat while she and the others try to run from the knight.

“I say we handle this Dave the Barbarian style, before one of us loses our pendants,” said MadameCat.

“More like Game of Thrones style,” said Ex.

“How about Corner Gas for a change?” Wumbo said. “You know, if one room has a gas station…”

The scene is then back to Nathan’s revived H.U.T and the Killer Piranhas.

“Goosebumpsfan, sponge_bob, finish them,” said Nathan.

“How about you do it yourself? You have a gun after all-" Clappy was saying.

Goosebumpsfan then punches Clappy within the orders of Nathan.

“You ***holes may get away, but today’s plan is not in full effect just yet, I will PREVAIL!” Nathan said and the two other H.U.T members left.

“Well, that was just weak,” said SOF.

“Next room, here we come!” OMJ said, with the Piranhas later appearing in the shrine of the silver monkey.

“Well, I guess we better assemble the monkey, those Geckos are probably catching up to us right now,” said Shinya.

“Too easy,” said Steel.

However, the Piranhas were confronted by a temple knight in the motif of the silver monkey.

“So this is part of the challenge?” Jelly questioned.

The scene then goes back to the Geckos with the one temple knight.

“Well, it’s going to come down to a sacrifice here, folks,” said Wumbo as the Geckos are surrounded.

Suddenly, Nathan and the other Revived!H.U.T members appeared and noticed the Geckos.

“Freeze, Geckos!” Nathan exclaimed.

“Goosebumpsfan, I thought he lost his memory and stuff!” MadameCat said.

“Alas, I am the Regurgitator!” Goosey said.

“Yeah, I think we already got that joke, now destroy them!” Nathan said.

“Get out of here, and leave me behind here,” said Fa, “I’ll take care of them.”

“Okay then, good luck with Nathan,” said MadameCat.

“But we can’t just leave him…” said Wumbo.

The temple knight then drags Fa from the temple while Nathan, Goosey, and sponge_bob follow the Geckos. Then it goes back to the Killer Piranhas in the shrine of the silver monkey.

“I guess one of us is going to give up a pendant,” said Steel.

“No, we can just assemble the monkey,” said Shinya.

“It kind of looks like that knight assembled himself,” said Steel, “Meh, bad joke.” Steel then spots and catches a lit torch from a lantern and says “I say we kill it with fire!”

In the process, the armor was melted, but the temple guard then takes Rae’s pendant, getting him out of the temple.

“That guard shouldn’t have gotten Rae,” Shinya thought. “NOW-HURRY-BECAUSE-WE-DON’T-HAVE-TIME-AND-THE-GECKOS-ARE-GOING-TO- WIN!”

“Alright then,” said Clappy and assembles the monkey, revealing the next room. Eventually we see the Screaming Geckos again, in the mid-floor throne room.

“I wonder if those temple guards are Canadian,” Hassan added.

“There’s no other door and there’s simply a throne in sight,” said Ex, “Safe to say that we should move on further.”

“Freeze, Geckos!” Nathan exclaimed.

”Damn, I thought we lost you and your other H.U.T members!” Wumbo said.

“You should know why we revived this triad, now prepare to lose!” Nathan said, bringing out his gun.

“Well, there is absolutely no way you, Goosebumpsfan, and sponge_bob, is it...There’s no way you three are going to win!” Hassan said.

“Kekekeke,” said sponge_bob.

“Everybody, we should go to the near end of this room!” MadameCat ordered.

*Confessional Cam*

MadameCat: I knew my abilities of bringing out my tactics were going be pulled off. Aside that, why is Goosebumpsfan still here? And we all know its courtesy of Nathan, if that’s his name.

*End*

“Not so fast, ex-Triad member!” Goosey said to MadameCat.

“What? He still remembers me after the time Rae and I erased his memory!?” MadameCat said with shock.

“Face it, there is nothing you Geckos can do,” said Nathan. “Besides, you three already lost three times.”

“^,” sponge_bob said.

“Don’t push it!” Ex said, “WILDCARD BITCHES!” He exclaimed, preparing his tackle on the Revived!H.U.T.

“Or, we can let Ex do that,” said 4EverGreen.

“No time, get to the throne quick,” MadameCat ordered.

The rest of the Screaming Geckos then approached the throne; the simple cushion activated the door for the next room.

“Um, that was easy,” said Wumbo. “Is that what makes you a team?”

“Get them, before they get away!” Nathan said, once Ex gets away and the Geckos start going their way through the door.

”Is there anybody skilled at fighting?” MadameCat questioned.

“I do, but I’m running from them for now,” said Ex, “to hopefully not waste my one pendant.”

“You Phineas and Ferb haters are now going to get some payback, big time!” Goosey said shooting beams around at the Geckos team. “I still remember the time I got fired, but not anymore!”

“Anybody who has an idea of getting away from this, DO IT NOW,” said Wumbo.

“Only if my fake watch can give me superpowers,” MadameCat thought about her costume. “Ex, you fight off Nathan and sponge_bob. Fa and 4EverGreen, you both surround them. Wumbo, use the mirror that is close to us.”

“Whatever you say,” said Wumbo.

The mirror reflects the recurrent beams, blasting Goosebumpsfan while Ex continues to own Nathan and sponge_bob, until they were unable to halt the Geckos anymore.

“Winner’s Paradise, here we come,” said 4EverGreen.

The scene then focuses on the Piranhas again as they appear in Dragiiin’s dungeon.

“It looks like the Screaming Geekos are already halfway there,” said SOF.

“There’s an elevator, did you guys pay attention?” Shinya said.

“We need that sword before something else bad happens,” said Steel.

Suddenly, another temple knight appeared, blocking the rest of the way.

“Oh great, these guys are just that hungry for another pendant,” said Shinya and shoves OMJ, “I suggest a sacrifice, take him out of here!”

“Bitch please,” said OMJ and gets dangerous with the temple knight. “That sacred sword would be better, but this is very much needed,” he added and proceeds with the knight.

“Should we skedaddle out of this room already?” Shinya asked.

“Quick, logical, but I guess we can,” said Clappy.

“Yeah, we’re going to win again,” said SOF.

The rest of the Piranhas then take the elevator while we see the Geckos reach the roof and spy the sacred sword.

“I can’t believe it, nostalgia cat’s motivation probably worked,” said Ex.

“And it’s time for the snagging,” said MadameCat.

While they were going to grab the sword, the Piranhas arrived in time.

“And one team is going to win, just one of us,” said Clappy.

“We’ve lost three times already, but boy, we sure are in a pickle,” said Fa.

“Hey, I think I saw Nathan coming straight at us,” Shinya said, lying, as an attempt to create a distraction for the Geckos.

“What?” Ex said as he and everybody else turned around while Shinya grabbed the sword.

“All too easy,” Shinya said to himself.

With the shine from the sacred sword, the water in the set was dehydrated. All of a sudden, a bunch of various traps were activated, trying to eliminate the contestants from the challenge.

“I bet this is all Nathan’s doing,” said Wumbo, annoyed.

”That’s right! And the new improved H.U.T and I are still not going to give up on canceling this show!” Nathan said, through the speakers of the control room.

“Let’s make like a banana and split,” said Hassan.

The remaining contestants then quickly got out of the temple/castle, as Jjs waits for the cue of congratulating the winning team.

“Did you have fun?” tvguy questioned.

“Meh, absolutely not,” said Hassan.

“I can’t believe you guys ditched me!” OMJ said about the dungeon incident.

“I can’t believe Shinya cheated!” MadameCat said.

“We all have our issues, but it’s clear that Shinya grabbing the sword means that the Killer Piranhas win for the fourth time!” Jjs announced.

“Apologies to OMJ, Shinya really wanted us to win,” said Jelly.

“No problem, it didn’t seem intentional to me,” said OMJ.

“Does that mean we have to take away another player?” Ex asked.

“No, it was only a reward challenge, so the bonus that the Killer Piranhas receive for winning tonight is a Get-Out-of-Elimination card,” Jjs announced, “Another set of Immunity Leis could work, but I’m being fair.”

“Hmm, just one, works fine for me,” said SOF.

*Confessional Cam*

MadameCat: I can’t believe that little weasel they call Shinya just cheated! It was a simple little distraction, but distractions are bad and he should feel bad!

*End*

Meanwhile in the Geckos’ trailer…

“Shinya, for whatever is going on, may you come in?” Ex said.

“Okay guys, what did I do?” Shinya asked.

“Shinya, we know you cheated,” said Fa.

“Woah, whoa, whoa, I haven’t even got a chance to win Jelly yet,” said Shinya.

“We’re not playing games,” said MadameCat.

“Well duh, the challenge was already over,” Shinya responded, still playing smart.

“Stop it Shinya, simple reason why you’re here: your little antics made us lose again,” said Wumbo.

“Well, there’s no cheating in the rulebook,” said Shinya, “What am I supposed to do? Make the Piranhas lose for you guys? It’s not like my team winning is a curse, unlike Storytime, I never really believed he was cursed.”

“Well, what you’re saying about your team losing for once is true. You owe us Shinya, nothing too big, or nothing too small, but hear our words,” said MadameCat.

“I honestly have no real problem with you Shinya, I honestly can’t tolerate with most of us, no offense.” Ex said.

“Would it make you guys feel better if we let you in the Winner’s Paradise?” Shinya asked. “Kind of like an un-happy birthday party.”

“Whatever, Jjs probably wouldn’t pay attention,” said MadameCat.

While the Screaming Geckos are unnoticed at the Winner’s Paradise, we then see Jjs and tvguy.

”I sense something about that other team, Jjs,” said tvguy.

“Doesn’t matter, but I do sense something about the revived “H.U.T",” said Jjs. “Will the Screaming Geckos prove their best? Will all of Shinya’s respect become lost? Will we ever get rid of Nathan and his henchmen? Find out next time on UWS: The Lost Temples,” Jjs finished.

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:

No one gets voted off.

Artifact: The Sacred Sword of Sir Templelot

Nathan revives the Hidden Underwater Triad, with main control and with Goosebumpsfan and new member sponge_bob on his side.

ExKizuna becomes the new Screaming Geckos captain.

Edited December 15, 2017 by Cousin Mel

[Steel Sponge]

FINALLY!

Note: This episode is intended as parody and is not meant to be taken seriously. On the other hand, it's also pretty boring, depending on your views.

39. Aftermath II: Second Chance Showdown

“Hello folks, and welcome to yet another “exciting” episode of UWS Aftermath,” JCM announced. “I’m JCM, this is CF, and you too might as well have initials, now let’s begin!”

“Today, we’re going to present to you the four voted off contestants from the previous challenges,” said CF.

 

“First, we have the injured-but-now-he’s-got-better Disney fan himself: CDCB.”

“Thank you all, you’re all too kind, especially since you’re not a NathanJR,” said CDCB.

”Next up is the Muppet loving geek, ex-member of the Screaming Geckos, Deli everybody!” JCM announced. “Next we have the formerly cursed, generally disliked mid-season brony, he is Storytime7.”

Along with Deli, Storytime simply walks by without a simple word and takes a seat.

“Lastly, we have our famous somewhat-troll, booted up courtesy of an ex-Triad member, among other sorts of things, we welcome Dragiiin123!” CF announced.

“So, what are we going to do for today?” Storytime questioned.

“Well, today, we’re going to wrap up the whole Spongebob Jeopardy challenge,” said CF.

“Any of you guys want to join in?” JCM asked.

“Yeah, I don’t do Jeopardy games,” said Deli.

“”Hmm, cool, we have CDCB, the Jeopardy Titan playing,” said Metal Snake.

“I’m joining in too,” said Storytime, “I’m already bored.”

“Meh, I will play your stupid game,” said Dragiiin.

“But first, let’s discuss the latest SBC Fugitives,” said JCM.

“This will be fun,” Dragiiin deadpanned.

“So first, it turns out that ACS is still missing,” said CF.

“To make things much more interesting, Goosebumpsfan is now re-instated into a new and improved H.U.T, with Nathan leading him and another member known as sponge_bob, after somehow regaining his memory,” said JCM.

“So he’s gotten bailed out again, can we have a break on that?” 70s questioned.

“Speaking of ACS, where the heck is he, if we know where the heck Goosey is?” Blue Skarmory said.

“Well, we’ve lost track on him, but he’ll be out of the picture for sure,” said CF.

“Now let’s keep quiet and have a nice game of Jeopardy,” said JCM. “With Dragiiin, CDCB, and Storytime as the new competitors, the previous competitors, expect for a few, stay and keep their points.”

”And because it’s Round 2, the points have been doubled,” CF added.

“Now let’s move on and reveal the new categories, shall we?” JCM said.

”For our current round, we got...Production Codes, UWS Season 2, SBC History, UWS Quotes, and Ponies,” CF said.

“Seriously, you’re giving us a Ponies category?” Hasfarr said annoyed.

“It was tvguy’s idea, let’s begin,” said JCM.

Appearing from behind the curtains was Person, who got recently kicked out from the SB Jeopardy challenges.

“Round 2, huh? Those fools who kicked me out from SB Jeopardy shall get what’s coming for them, I’m working solo, but I will not impede on this plan either,” Person said.

“Is everybody ready?” CF asked.

“Indeed I am!” Goosebumpsfan said, suddenly appearing on the set.

“I thought you were kicked out and stuff…WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?” CDCB asked.

“This game won’t be fun unless I’m involved in it,” said Goosey.

”Forget about it, SB Jeopardy is as fine as it is, we don’t need another contestant,” said JCM.

After a few seconds, Goosey was yanked out and appeared with Person.

“Welcome to my world,” said Person.

“Do I know you?” Goosey asked.

“I used to be a Jeopardy contestant out there, but then they kicked and banned me from it,” said Person.

”Oh, you sir…you sir are an excellent decoy against the remaining contestants in this game show…but I’d figure MadameCat would be an exception for you,” Goosey replied. “This may be quick, but how about you join the forces of the H.U.T, if Nathan approves?”

”Does this mean I’m able to get my spot on SB Jeopardy back?”

“No…but it means that we can show them our true power, that whatever is for their own good is warranted.” Goosey explained.

 

"I don't know, it sounds suspicious to me, and plus, I sure do love soda, but not Pepsi," Person replied. "Anyways, you have to help me, I was hacked!"

 

"Say what?" Goosey asked, completely confused.

 

"Yes, see that strange clone over there?" Person said, as the Person clone was still banned from the game as well. "Also, I wonder what a praying mantis is? I keep wondering...do you know? Also, I like pie."

 

"...On second thought, I think my boss only wants the sane people," Goosey said, and left.

 

"What a weirdo, and what was with that weird hood outfit, is he Emperor Palpatine or something?" Person asked, scratching his head, and then looked at the clone, "Would you get out of here?!"

 

Meanwhile, during the SB Jeopardy game…

“Let’s see who goes first,” JCM said, after picking around, Hayden was the one who would go first. “Hayden will go first, what do you pick?”

“I’ll take…Production Codes for 1000,” said Hayden.

“Are you mad, woman?” Dragiiin said to Hayden.

“I’m a guy, but of course I really mean it,” Hayden responded.

Teenj12: $1200
Metal Snake: $0
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $500
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $400
CDCB: $0
Storytime7: $0
Dragiiin123: $0

“It looks like we have ourselves a Daily Duel!” JCM announced.

FUCK YES!” Hayden exclaimed.

“A Daily Duel, huh? Sucks that I’m never going to encounter one of those,” said Person, from the curtains.

“Alright Hayden, who do you pick for a duel? CF asked.

“I would like to fight against…Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick,” said Hayden.

“What? But I only have like half of those 1,000 points, and you want to make me lose it all the way to the negatives?” hilaryfan80 said.

“Alright folks, choose your weapons: we have the Banhammer, Steel’s iron boots, Old Man Jenkins’ cannonball, Wumbo’s Wumbo gun, Dragiiin’s spam box, and a corn dog,” said JCM.

“I choose the hammer,” said Hayden.

“Might as well go with the cannonball,” said hilaryfan80.

“Okay, 1…2….3…and go!” CF signaled.

hilaryfan80 went first as he fires his cannon at Hayden, but Hayden dodges at the knick of time. Hayden starts using his Banhammer attack on hilaryfan80, and succeeds hitting. hilaryfan80 uses his cannon fire again at Hayden, which doesn’t miss. Hayden uses his Banhammer again, while hilaryfan80 attempts his cannonball attack. Hayden dodges said attack while he prepares using his same attack against hilaryfan80. This time, hilaryfan80 dodges. He then uses a multiple cannon attack against Hayden, hitting him. Hayden strikes back at hilaryfan80 with his Banhammer, hilaryfan80 dodges it. A moment of time later, the results were about to be announced.

“Stop,” said JCM. “Time, time, time, TIME, everybody stop!”

“Okay, so who won?” Deli questioned.

“The victor to answer the next question is…Hayden!” JCM announced. “hilaryfan80 will lose 1,000 of his points, giving him -500,” he added.

“Sweet,” said Hayden.

”Of course, if you get this wrong, you won’t lose any points,” said CF.

“Here we go,” said JCM, “These episodes have a production code of 142.”

By the time the question would be in, Hayden was still taking his time and finally answered, “What is Trenchbillies and Sponge-Cano?”

“That is right,” said CF.

“You owe me 1,000 of those questions Hayden,” said hilaryfan80, “but I’m still having a good time playing.”

“Even though it’s just after the first question, but to make things seem fun, let’s spice it up with a way you could unintentionally lose points,” JCM announced. “If you say the secret slime word, you will lose points, and here it is.”

“The secret slime word is “shut up",” said a voice.

“Did you guys hear any of that?” Metal Snake asked, as he and everybody else shakes their heads with disagreement.

“Okay, I’ll take UWS Season 2 for 1000,” said Hayden.

”It would be a matter of time until Hayden hogs the next Daily Barnacle,” Dragiiin joked.

You’d probably expect a Daily Barnacle…but the answer is no,” said JCM.

”FOR FUCK’S SAKE-“ said Hayden.

Teenj12: $1200
Metal Snake: $0
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: -$500
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $1400
CDCB: $0
Storytime7: $0
Dragiiin123: $0

“Dragiiin received this many votes,” CF said about the question.

“Hmmm…what is four?” Hayden answered.

“That would be correct,” said JCM.

“Aw yeah, over 2000 points for me, I’m going to be in Season 2!” Hayden cheered.

“That’s really nice, now at least give somebody else like Steve a chance at these questions,” said Mothra, looking annoyed.

“You really had to bring up hilaryfan80 again with that? Doesn’t matter, I pick ponies for 1000,” said Hayden.

“Daring today, aren’t we?” Storytime said sarcastically to Hayden, “You’ve made an excellent choice. I’m going to catch up to you now Hayden!”

“What do you know? It’s always ponies, ponies, and ponies in Storytime’s world, hopefully Hayden is going to dominate,” Hasfarr said.

“At least I’m not being obsessive about that,” Storytime responded.

After that, everybody begin fighting, resulting into Dragiiin into exclaiming, “SHUT UP!” Due to the two words said from him, he ends up getting green slime poured over his head.

“What did I do?” Dragiiin questioned.

“It’s simple Drags, you said “shut up",” said JCM. With that, he also gets rained on by green slime. “Figures…anyways, you lose 400 points.”

“I thought it’s usually “I don’t know",” said Dragiiin. He then dodges the green slime by the time he says that.

“Let’s get back on-topic shall we?” JCM said, “Okay Hayden, here is your question: this is the director for Season 2….questions in.”

“What is James Wootton?” Storytime answered.

“Yep, 1,000 points for Storytime!” CF said.

“NO WAY!” Hayden exclaimed.

“MAKE ME WIN THE 400,” said Dragiiin.

“Let’s see…I’ll take Ponies again for 800,” said Storytime, “If Hayden wants to play tricky, then so be it.”

“I hope it’s not a Daily Barnacle,” said Hayden.

“And Storytime gets a Daily Barnacle! CF announced.

Teenj12: $1200
Metal Snake: $0
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: -$500
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $1400
CDCB: $0
Storytime7: $1000
Dragiiin123: -$300

“You totally robbed me!” Hayden said to Storytime.

“Okay Storytime, how much do you want to wager?” JCM asked.

“800, just like the amount for the question I picked,” Storytime responded.

“Alright then, here’s your Daily Barnacle. And only Storytime can answer it: this was the voice actor for Discord,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“Elementary, what is John de Lancie?” Storytime answered.

“Correct, 800 more points for Storytime,” said CF.

“Please don’t tell me he’s “already won” this game,” said Hayden.

A montage follows as we see that Storytime has dominated the Ponies category, currently scoring him with 3000 points.

“It looks like Storytime is in the lead right now,” CF announced. “We have about 4 categories left. It is now Storytime’s turn again.”

“I’m going to pick…Production Codes for 200,” said Storytime, “Simple enough.”

Teenj12: $1200
Metal Snake: $0
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: -$500
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $1400
CDCB: $0
Storytime7: $3000
Dragiiin123: -$300

”Okay…this was the production code for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV and Doing Time,” JCM said, giving out the next question, “Questions in.”

“What is 45?” CDCB answered.

“That is correct,” JCM said.

“Would it be not fair to have CDCB in this game? He’s won many times already,” said Hayden.

“Problem, Hayden?” CDCB said jokingly.

“Mark my words, I’m winning this game and getting into Season 2!” Hayden said.

“Hopefully you won’t end up stuck backstage like person, so satisfy your behavior for the rest of the game,” JCM said to Hayden.

After a montage through most of the questions on SB Jeopardy, it was already down to 1 question Production Codes, 1 question in SBC History, and 2 questions for UWS Season 2. CDCB has taken up a lead.

“The wait is killing me, let’s finish this now,” Dragiiin said.

“Very impatient today, aren’t we? CDCB, it is your turn to pick again,” said JCM.

“Production Codes for 600,” said CDCB.

Teenj12: $2600
Metal Snake: $600
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $100
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $1800
CDCB: $4000
Storytime7: $3400
Dragiiin123: -$300

This is the production code for Buried in Time and Enchanted Tiki Dreams,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is 145?” Storytime answered.

“It looks like Storytime is on a roll again,” said JCM. “It also appears to be that CDCB and Storytime are tied.”

“I’ll take UWS Season 2 for 200,” said Storytime.

Teenj12: $2600
Metal Snake: $600
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $100
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $1800
CDCB: $4000
Storytime7: $4000
Dragiiin123: -$300

“Seriously, how are we supposed to get good ratings with a Jeopardy game for our aftermath?” Dragiiin pointed out.

“It’s under the condition of giving Season 2 a second-chance-player, or a new contestant,” said JCM and then gives out the question: “This contestant was eliminated during the second elimination challenge….questions in.”

“What is Bob_Ball?” Hayden answered.

“It looks like Hayden is beginning to pick up his pace,” said CF.

“Let’s see, I’m in the mood for….SBC History for 1000,” said Hayden.

“How unpredictable,” Bob_Ball said sarcastically.

Teenj12: $2600
Metal Snake: $600
Spongebobs1fan: $0
Mothra: $900
Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: $100
Queen Malie: $0
Serving Up Smiles: $200
Hayden: $2000
CDCB: $4000
Storytime7: $4000
Dragiiin123: -$300

“This is the full and known date of the launch of v7,” said JCM, “Questions in.”

“What is August 29^th 2011?” Hayden answered.

“And Hayden gets a whooping 1000 points,” JCM announced. “All we have now is UWS Season 2 for 800, and here is the question: This is the current order of elimination for aforementioned season. And…questions in.”

“What is ACS, Bob_Ball, tvguy, CDCB, Deli, Storytime, and Dragiiin?” Hayden answered.

“Correct, more points for Hayden,” said CF.

“Well, gentlemen, this game of SB Jeopardy is almost over and we’re going to end it with a Final Jeopardy game with the Top 3: CDCB, Storytime, and Hayden,” JCM announced.

Hayden: $3800
CDCB: $4000
Storytime7: $4000

“You have a minute and you have to whisper to me your wager, now let’s begin,” said JCM. After it was all done, JCM then gave out the final question: “Give the names of all the contestants of Season 1 that attained immunity from elimination.”

A few minutes later, the results were in.

“First we got Hayden’s answer. He wagered at least 2000, but he was wrong, giving him 1800. Next, we have CDCB’s answer, which was right, giving him 200. Lastly, we got Storytime’s answer, he wagered 500…and he was correct. Thus, Storytime is the winner of SB Jeopardy and will have a second chance for Season 2.” JCM announced.

“Damn it!” Hayden cried.

“Yes! I’ll make the best of my team next time,” said Storytime.

“And that’s all we have for today’s UWS Aftermath, right here in the Forgotten Temple,” said CF.

 

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NOTES/TRIVIA:
Storytime will reinstate