Cha

But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinammon Toast Crunch?

Lol she means that he's using a King of the Hill avatar.

Bringing the pro-pain

"Hasselhoff blasts boobs"

Except give Spongebob and Patrick a little more timetimetimetimetimetimetime.....WHAT?

my body is ready king neptune

Congrats!

aka birthday

Happy birthday, Chaz!

awww I'd die if I found one single strand of white hair D:

I found some gray hairs on the back of my head when I was 12 and a few are there already. We can be gray hair buddies along with the 5400 other things we similarly have <333

White hair is hawt

cherry pie a la mode

spaceship coupe should be illegal

that girl requires a change of pants everytime it plays

a blanket keeps you warm

happiness is a warm blanket (of snow)

unfortunately warm snow is a physical impossibility. looks like you'll never be happy, oh well

blankets

ok maybe i shoukd give R&M a shot.

^ you totally should

I want to put my arms around him and feel him inside me.

okay nevermind

Apparently it's about the water on Mars....haha

Yea

It does look like it. Perhaps they changed it after this news was heard and with Mars being red and all it was an easy change.

did we watch Do The Voice  

sadly no

that was no dream 

The Suggestive Pickle

never, deal with it

no

@4BlackHawk: My personal fantasy is finding a DEFINITIVE version of "Smile", the lost Beach Boys album.

Technically, there already IS one!  If you watch the movie based on Brian Wilson called "Love & Mercy," released in 2016, and you read the end credits, it says that Brian Wilson finally DID release the definitive "smile" album in, I THINK 2015!  The end credits say for SURE when he did!

HOORAY FOR BRIAN WILSON!

(Though, I'm currently listening to "The Smile Sessions", and it's a pretty good blueprint for an album that could have been. It's very relaxing.)

don't you ever close it.

too late

noooo

omg that snowman pic is going in my sweetcutebaby zura screenshots (which is up to over 170 files)

isn't that too much?

dam its his REAL birthday today happy birthday skinny katsura... i cant name a better bottom than you king. 

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Oh my gosh, I don't even buy paper towels anymore.

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and all who inhabit it!

now what makes you think i'm the kind of person to just suddenly explo-

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yes

yes, very yes

No. HA! jkjk YES.

on Thanksgiving Eve!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK???!!!?!

I.... hehehehe I....!

Naw I'm "miss" so think of me as your cousin or something.

So you LIKE Patricia?

Gooooood morning, VIETNAAAAAAM

Allow me to cook you up a pancake plate.

wonderful sandwich with jellyfish jelllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! clown! clown! clown!

Ditto for me as well.

It's okay guys I just need a little time in silence, but thank you for always being there for me.

I read this and got sad then saw your other status

whats a ginger?

A red haired person.

squidward has blonde hair

you're not the only fool in town now cha!

OH MY GOD CHA, LOOK AT IT. LOOK HOW ADORABLE THEY LOOK IN THOSE OUTFITS. Oh my god thats too cute for words.

LOl I think SpongeBob looks cute.

I love him. he so funny

lol good luck, UC

Wait,what is NC?

Once again, congratulations.

CONGRATS!

that thing on the overwiew,weird

It's not uncommon. Many people feel as though they get along better with people of the opposite sex...

No. I sometimes wish that I was a female. XP