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  1. I read like 40+ episodes of RRR tonight, I've never felt so happy.

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      I haven't even read that many

    2. JCM

      JCM

      I wrote the Uncyclopedia page and I haven't read that many.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      your page was glorious JCM

  2. I imagine Elastic and Dr. Sex as Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend.

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Would that make me and my brother Dean and Hank?

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Now all we need is Elastic and Sex fan art.

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Can't say I laughed at this. xD

  3. I was invited to Hawaiian and western parties and I'm probably not going. What's wrong with me.

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      A hoedown and a luau? Damn son.

    2. Clappy
    3. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      Or a luau hoe? xD

  4. GARBAGE DAY

    1. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      ok what movie was that from

    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      ok what movie was that from

    3. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      Silent Night Deadly Night 2 bro

  5. I think my days on the forums consist of annoying Aya with various shows until she explodes.

  6. Just remember: slightly overcooked popcorn gives you the ability to breathe underwater.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      So no radioactive ants, falling in an acid factory and dipped in a vat of acid that is hit by an alien spaceship, carrying them on the wave during a solar eclipse on a leap year. precariously careening them to a bomb testing site where a cataclysmic explosion exposes our heroes to toxic radium gases, then as fate would have it, a neon-plaid lightning bolt zaps them, and through centrifugal and electromagnetic turbulence, causes a powerful earthquake deep in the jungle two-thousand miles away,...

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      consequently unearthing a magical crystal with wings that flies to our heroes' exact location, and, powered by super gamma energy currents, pilots them to open skies until, not paying attention, the crystal clips the top of a billboard, flinging the two back to their apartment miraculously unharmed? You can't get superpowers from that??

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Ok, your name is... nevermind.

  7. I was at a store today and I asked for a medium sized shirt and the lady gave me a large. SHE GAVE ME A LARGE.

    1. OWM

      OWM

      SHE'S SOILED THE GOOD CLOTHING STORE NAME!

    2. OWM

      OWM

      SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Is there an off switch on this thing?

  8. DAD, what are you doing in my shower?

    1. BrickSponge2015

      BrickSponge2015

      plotting your death

    2. Cha
    3. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      just making sure there's nobody else in here

  9. how can the forums be real if our eyes aren't

    1. OWM

      OWM

      Chaden Smith

    2. shin

      shin

      DENIED NOW SIT DOWN

    3. Fat Lenny

      Fat Lenny

      most trees are blue

  10. MORE THAN A FEELING.

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      I SEE MY MARY ANN WALKING AWAYAYAYAYAYA

    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING, THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH--Oops, wrong song.

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      What show is this from?

    2. Cha

      Cha

      My life as a teenage robot

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      was it that forgotten?

  11. NOBODY WOULD BUY ME, SO I HAD TO EAT THEM

    1. Patty Rose

      Patty Rose

      Wait, no one would buy you, so you ate 'them'? what's this 'then'?

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      BUT I WAS HUNGRY

    3. Old Man Jenkins
  12. *todd impersonating lil jon* YEEAAH

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      OH KAAAAAAAAAY

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      *pelvic thrusts into piano*

  13. If you ever want to go to Japan, don't. There's talking socks around here who own entertainment businesses.

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      LEL.

      Off topic but just aking: When Kiyoko appeared in a Kappa Mikey episode because I haven't seen most of season 2 yet.

    2. Cha

      Cha

      I was in A Christmas Mikey, aka the writers were too lazy to add me to anything else.

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      You are an amazing character, you should've appeared more.

  14. Brozu's been married three times... and divorced three times.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Yo man, they get boring after a while!

    2. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      that's just how he rolls

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Brozu has no feelings.

  15. larry or leon?

    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      they're both way different than... jerry

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      livin' like larry

    3. kylie

      kylie

      leon undeniable. larry will never

  16. I mean the ingredients, WHAT ARE THE STINKIN' INGREDIENTS?

    1. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      peter lankton <333

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      *throws piano on top of you*

    3. Cha

      Cha

      wait where did you get that piano *SLAM*

  17. We all know the alphabet has 26 letters, count them!

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      A (are we really going to do this :P )

    2. Estonia
    3. Estonia

      Estonia

      COME ATTACK THE BEES

  18. hal teach me to play the saxophone

    1. WhoBibbles
    2. Sweat
    3. Sweat

      Sweat

      Yo but in all seriousness the saxophone is pretty easy to learn. It's not hard at all to get the hang of the fingerings and embechoure and such.

  19. squidward should work for advertising for Domino's or Pizza Hut, he's good at making you want it

    1. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      why did this make me laugh so hard

    2. Aya♥
    3. Cha

      Cha

      DOMINO'S PIZZA DELLLIIIEEEVERS

  20. my stupid touch keypad is acting funky and not letting me draw right, I feel like freakin' strangling it 

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      the 2nd computer i use has its touchpad acting up rarely.

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      I will poison it with myself. (smirk) 

    3. Jane

      Jane

      Get an Intuos. :P

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