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  1. or should i say baby gurl

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    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Agreed. But seriously, I wasn't insulting you. I was simply quoting the movie.

    3. Wumborama

      Wumborama

      sorry for misunderstanding

    4. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      It's all good, g.

  2. Might not be able to get on xat for a while. Imma hope for the best.

  3. yo nuggets

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    2. Ron
    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I love myself

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      Really hated it at first

      But it's really good now. Was expecting something COMPLETELY different

  4. Got fucked out of F13 parts 2 and 3 because of that bitch Hurricane Sandy. Mine as well watch the Burning then.

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    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Yep, that's their entire Halloween movie collection. At least it isn't Curse of Michael Myers.

      Oh, and the Burning was great btw. The raft massacre is truly unforgettable.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Still can't get over that Paul Rudd was in Curse of Michael Myers.

      Sounds pretty cherry, I should check it out.

    4. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      It is. Jason Alexander plays one of the teens.

  5. Bromj should know what's up.

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    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      *cue maggots and dead children*

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      That scene where they test out the mask with that kid and his parents is probably hands down the most deliciously evil scene I've seen in a move ever.

    4. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      True dat. One of the most underrated horror movies ever imo.

  6. The new chat's fucking me over, man.

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    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Well that solves that.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      The chat is always fucking me, man. Going back to xat days.

    4. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      You know what, it's settled. WE'RE buying you a new computer.

  7. OMJ, Wikipedia home page, NAOW.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I can hear your heartbeat! Knocking at the window!

    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Annnticipation in me grows!

    4. JCM

      JCM

      Wow, I voted for that article!

  8. xat not loading for anyone else? :/

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    2. ExKizuna

      ExKizuna

      Wont let me on either champ

    3. sbl

      sbl

      no xat for me too

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Same problem here.

  9. why is everyone dressed as TGWTG characters

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    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      brad jones only online reviewer i fucks with

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      To be fair, spoony doesn't fuck with TGWTG anymore....but dear god I can't stand Nostalgia Critic anymore. His reviews have become pretentious af.

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      ayyy you like the Snob. Nice

  10. IM BACK

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Heh it's ironic that ofy was the Flying Dutchman a while back and she's saying that.

    3. ooooooofy
    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Weren't you always back? :P

  11. How's it been fam?

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    2. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      life is good mang, how you

    3. TJ

      TJ

      The legend. The dawg.

    4. sbl

      sbl

      lol hah epic

  12. How is everyone nowadays? Cool if I slide back up in this bitch? :D

  13. my cock ring is LIGGIDY LOCKED

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      kinky stuff

    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Wumbology and terminoob c. 2010 are forever my kinkiest lovers

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      forever shipped and treasured

  14. BrOMJ, "Manhunter" has been added to Netflix instant streaming :D

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      YES! LORD BE PRAISED

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I just checked it out on my PS3 and it said it was only available to stream until March 14th. I'm gonna spam the shit out of it for the next two weeks.

    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Well, whenever it stops streaming, I have my MGM DVD to fall back on. Have you seen Mann's "Thief"? It looks like a cool movie in similar ways. I threw it on my instant queue.

  15. RIP Oderus Urungus :(

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      He's a RVA native. :(

    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      May he be at peace.

    3. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      (tries not to make armpit joke)

  16. They found a cure for HIV.

    1. terminoob

      terminoob

      It's more HIV.

    2. ExKizuna

      ExKizuna

      Can i be HIV?

    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      My favorite band is The HIVes

  17. WHAAAZUP? WHAAAZUUUP WITHHH YOUUU?

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      NOTHIN' WHAAAZZZUP WIT YOUU?

    2. MMM

      MMM

      nothing elastic

    3. terminoob

      terminoob

      'EY YO E-DOG WAZZUP WIT'CHU?

  18. Apparently the comp will be fixed on Monday. I'll probably be back on Tuesday or Wednesday.

  19. THROW DA FUCK BAKKK

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      SANTA DOG! <3

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