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  1. This is Steel Sponge. And yes, I'm questioning my sanity with my new username/avvie theme. But at the same time, I'm overjoyed that I've taken the opportunity to do this.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Are you going to sue the pants off of Santa? (smirk) 

    2. OWM

      OWM

      better get looking for the old broad

  2. Nothing hurts me right now than to see that a Pokemon fangame that I've been anticipating to see completed has been killed off by Nintendo's lawyers. I can definitely understand why it had to happen, but still, those 8 years of development, man. R.I.P. Pokemon Prism.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl
    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Would've been a great game but oh well.

  3. I don't know about you

     

    But now I'm 22, I can put this joke to use.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      are you gonna dress up like a hipster and make fun of your ex?

      (seriously tho happy birthday)

    2. TJ

      TJ

      Happy birthday, man. Enjoy your day!

  4. R.I.P. June Foray. :(

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Given how old she was, I am not surprised.

    2. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      RIP. She was a great voice artist. Will never forget her role as Rocky in Rocky and Bullwinkle.

  5. It'll change soon, but right now, Big Mouth has a perfect score on Rotten Tomatoes.

    ...

    Now it looks like I'm gonna have watch one or more episodes to see whether or not I'm delusional for hating the show immediately after seeing the trailer.

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      noooooooooooooooooooooo

    2. Cha

      Cha

      good pedophilloic ratings 

  6. Hey, it's December...and you know what that means?!??

    GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA- but he's also suing me because I'm doing List Season too late. However, I am celebrating this season currently as Catch-Up Month.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      cancel teen titans go :troll: 

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      renew teen titans go :troll:

  7. After watching one episode of FOP S10, I've never witnessed anything more ironic from the show than the characters telling Barry Roosevelt the Hip Hip Hedgehog "you're terrible!" (as well as "Go back to Redondo Beach!" from Timmy's dad.) when he has like only like 1 minute worth of screentime and 20 seconds of dialogue in the entire episode, and yet we're supposed to hate this one-shot character...because he's a bad rapper yet he gets interrupted by the "you're terrible!" lines. What's ironic about that is that I feel more bad about Barry Roosevelt than I do towards Chloe.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      And just to reassure you guys...yes. Such a one-time character exists and those such moments exist as well. (The episode in question is "Chloe Rules," for those who don't know what segment I was referring to.)

      I'm also making some very good progress in watching every episode of the show. I just need to watch 12 more episodes from S9 and S10 and by this week, I should be able to have watched every S10 episode.

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      WE'VE BEEN MAKING VINES LIKE ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING THESE DAYS 

  8. @jjsthekid @Young Nug

    Which one of you flatfoots is the real Loafy?

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      Uhh...I can explain.

    2. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      im the real dirty dan

  9. When Danny says "going ghost" he turns into a ghost. When he says "going cheese," does he turn into cheese?

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Man, I hope so. These crackers are boring.

      I miss how damn casual and fun Nicktoons Network was.

    2. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      This would be a perfect time to bring up a "Family Guy" meme!

      "Remember when Butch Hartman used to actually MAKE good Nickelodeon cartoons, and did NOT try to shove his beliefs up other people's throats?"

      "Pepperidge Farm Remembers".

  10. tfw your signature SBC avatar comes from the same episode with a joke that shares ties to the signature username of You-Know-Who.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      However, I joined SBC months before You-Know-Who did so I think it might be safe to say that 'Chemist Bob' was never really cursed, but alas 'Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick' is still a false prophet.

      Also, because I didn't feel like making another status update just to post this, I've just recently riffed chapter 2 of SpongeBob's Host. I think I've a;ready found not only a worthy contender for one of the worst spin-offs/lits, but also the contender for the worst spin-off/lit...of all time.

    2. RD Rockruff

      RD Rockruff

      Worse than Crazy Celes? If so, whoa. I'll have to read the riff when it's released.

  11. when you open your christmas presents early:

    list season hasn't even come yet and we already got a video like this. i'm not even surprised. also the year-end list hasn't even been published yet while billboard currently has one week left of the 2018 tracking period and by the time december comes up, expect every other music critic that isn't Spectrum Pulse, Todd in the Shadows, and Anthony Fantano to do the same early stunt.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      top 10 lists are overrated, instead do a video essay on gucci gang

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      The only YouTuber I follow is WatchMojo.  They post top ten lists daily.

  12. daily reminder to all that Alpha and Omega had spawned seven sequels.

    1. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      I thought there were only 3 of those movies....

    2. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Congratulations, "Alpha and Omega", you are now OFFICIALLY the NEW "The Land Before Time" animated franchise, in the fact that you have spawned WAY too many direct to D.V.D. Movie releases! :hysterical: Although I've only seen the first two, so I'm not REALLY sure if I should be criticizing the franchise or not! :rolleyes:

  13. Say, whatever happened to Close Enough?

    1. Old Man Jenkins
    2. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      Lmao I was actually thinking about this just last night

       

      It's probably going through development hell. Didn't Olan Rogers say something about that?

  14. Small annoucement that this year's KCA winner for Favorite Cartoon is SpongeBob. Now you can returned to your regularly scheduled activities.

    1. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Honestly, I'm surprised it wasn't the Loud House this time!

    2. SpongeOddFan
  15. why am i 26 and still use sbc?

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Because of COVID-19, and therefore, most of us don't have anything BETTER we can do! :hysterical:

    2. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      I'm 30, and I'm STILL here.

  16. Triangle man hates particle man. They have a fight. Triangle man wins.

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Universe Man, Universe Man, is as big as the universe, man. Usually kinder to smaller men. Universe Man. Person Man, Person Man, lives his life in a garbage can. Hit in the head with a frying pan. Who came up with Person Man? Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight, Triangle Man wins. Triangle Man.

    2. OWM

      OWM

      pizza man just want a slice

  17. say whatever happened to high guardian spice

  18. Internet articles: Why couldn't Aang just kill Ozai? The Fire Lord literally killed his entire race and therefore Aang should have every reason to kill him even if he's against the idea of it. Just taking away his bending wouldn't make much of a better difference anyway.

    Also internet articles: Why would they let Superman kill Zod!!!??? Sure, he was pressured to because Zod was about to kill a group of innocent civilians, but Superman doesn't kill! Man of Steel ruined his character!

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      I AM JESUS I AM JESUS I AM JESUS

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      hello i'm the nostalgia critic and i hate man of steel, so here's a 70-minute long review explaining that, while I've brought someone who likes the movie on board so i can make my opinions look stronger in comparison.

  19. Pointless but also mind-blowing fact: Did you know that the production work for the two most recent albums by Machine Gun Kelly, who has been constantly accused of "ripping off blink-182," are both spearheaded by Travis Barker, who is...wait for it, the drummer for blink-182? 

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      People don't know this? Lmao

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I think most of them actually do but they also don't have the heart to admit that their top 5/10/20/50 drummer of all-time is a one-trick pony as a pop-punk producer, and with the general public still bludgeoning their opinion of MGK being "the worst thing ever," it makes sense that they'd just scapegoat him for even reasons that aren't logically true.

  20. @President Squidward

    Today is the last week of tracking for all 2022 charts, so I think it's already a good time show my top 10/bottom 10 for the Alternative Airplay chart and I figured you'd be interested.

    My bottom 10 Alternative Airplay songs for 2022:
    1. "i hope ur miserable until ur dead" - Nessa Barrett
    2. "Toxic" - BoyWithUke
    3. "Planet Zero" - Shinedown
    4. "Abcdefu" - GAYLE
    5. "Sick of U" - BoyWithUke featuring Oliver Tree
    6. "Voices in My Head" - Falling in Reverse
    7. "papercuts" - Machine Gun Kelly
    8. "WHERE WE ARE" - The Lumineers
    9. "Kill the Noise" - Papa Roach
    10. "MAMMAMIA" - Maneskin

    My top 10 Alternative Airplay songs for 2022:
    1. "Seventeen Going Under" - Sam Fender
    2. "Running Up That Hill" - Kate Bush
    3. "Tek It" - Cafune
    4. "Something Loud" - Jimmy Eat World
    5. "MYSTERY" - Turnstile
    6. "Scared Together" - Silversun Pickups
    7. "What's the Trick?" - Jack White
    8. "My Love" - Florence + the Machine
    9. "Black Summer" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
    10. "The Foundations of Decay" - My Chemical Romance

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Nice list! Is there a full alternative chart for the year end coming or maybe I could look at what appeared all throughout the airplay charts and do my own ranking as a topic.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I have an Excel sheet for each year of the Alternative charts from 2000 to now, including 2022, but the data for this year is not complete since BDSradio merged with Mediabase, making data for the last two weeks of the Alternative Airplay chart is not available, as far as I'm concerned.

  21. breaking news: ajr still sucks

     

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      AND, I kid you not, the single cover art looks like this:

      The DJ Is Crying For Help - Single by AJR | Spotify

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      LMAOOOOO

      an audacy classic

  22. And you may find yourself in a SpongeBob forum. And you may find yourself in another part of the world. And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      oh hey, this got me the Status Updater badge

    2. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      And you may tell yourself, this is not my large automobile. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, "Hey, where am I going?!"

  23. Owl House is the Dark Souls of Disney animated shows. Owl House is like Kiki's Delivery Service fused with Beetlejuice with a hint of Little Witch Academia along with a few touches of Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, and Jupiter Ascending, on top of being an animated fantasy that is one part Adventure Time, two parts Gravity Falls, three parts Logan meets Shrek, five parts Steven Universe, equal parts Star Vs. the Forces of Evil, and as well as Hell's Kitchen, Seinfeld, Grand Theft Auto, and Blair Witch Project in spades, and not to mention the similarities to The Looney Tunes Show in a castle far far away where no one can hear you Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Suppose I could've also just said "kimba simba hmmm suspicious" and called it a day

    2. HawkbitAlpha
  24. It's that time of year again

    1. Danny DeVito

      Danny DeVito

      AND THE ROCKETS REDDDDD GLAAARREEEE

    2. Old Man Jenkins
  25. Welp, I've rewatched PB&J Otter since ages ago. Looking back...the premise is great, it's not as generic as other preschool shows of today, and the Noodle dance would probably be enough to get Little Lies out of my head.

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Yeah, I rewatched it the other day for teh nostalgiaz as well. It's actually a pretty solid little show.

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