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SBC Parallel Universe


Jjs Goodman

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Plot: After SBC gets spammed so hard by some spammers, a virus portal is created which opens a portal into another dimension. The dimension is filled with opposites of SBC users!

Season 1:

1. Spam Parade

2. Meet The Opposites

3. Opposite Jumble

4. Captured!

5. Writing The Fool

6. CDCB's GBGD

7. Exposed

8. Whale Tales

9. Full House

10. Pot Of Spam

11. Captain52's Revenge

12. World Out

13. WhaleBlubber's Plan

14. A Fright of The Night

15. Demon

16. Professor Stubborn

17. SBC Chronicles

18. Dark Age

19. The 4 Gem Pieces

20. thesuitelife44's Story

21. The Alliance

22. Get Jss

23. thesuitelife44's Story II: The Dark Side

24. Goosey's Secret

25. Rumble on SBC

26. The Opposite Finale

Season 2:

27. The Escape

28. The Race Begins

29. Gruesome Like Garg

30. Star Like Sprint

31. Dashing Like The Duelist

32. Trollin' Like Blubber

33. Devious Like Dradius

34. Marvelous Like Mothra

35. Wondering Like The Wargers

36. Mysterious Like Mystery Racer

37. Resistant Like Rift

38. Between Pilots (Part 1)

39. Fight For The Finish (Part 2)

40. Welcome To The Finals

41. Assy Like ACS

42. Friends Like Massan & Jss

43. Nexus Like Nondai

44. Zapping Like Zwuir

45. Journey To The Center of The Island

46. Secret Like Stalus

47. Qurious Like Q

48. Origin & Creation

49. Gregarious Like Gargos

50. The Pilot Games

51. New Alliances

52. The Moment of Truth

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Season 1

1. Spam Parade

One night, WhaleBlubber called up his friends WoodHammer126, BigSteamPile and SquareBob 65. He had a plan for them.

"We're going to spam up SBC!" demanded WhaleBlubber.

"You do know we will fail again, right?" said SquareBob 65.

"If done correctly, it won't," said WhaleBlubber. "Here is what I propose. We will each make accounts each day. On Monday, WoodHammer makes an account. On Tuesday, BigSteamPile makes an account. On Wednesday, SquareBob makes an account. Last but not least, I make an account on Thursday, which will end with a bang!" said WhaleBlubber.

"Hmm, interesting. You know, this could work!" said WoodHammer.

"You're always positive about things," replied BigSteamPile.

"Leave me the hell alone, you pile of -"

"STOP FIGHTING!! Come the hell down WoodHammer!" yelled WhaleBlubber.

"Okay, fine. I suppose you are right, we need to be positive to each other to do this," said BigSteamPile.

We cut to Wednesday. All of WB's henchmen have made accounts. They have been posting regularly, but also been making odd posts. Fellow member Fa grew suspicious when BigJoe123 (WoodHammer) bumped the thread regarding sharks. Then, BigSteamPile posted in the spambox poop about a thousand times.

"WhaleBlubber, is that you?" questioned Wumbology as he replied.

"Haha, I am just random," replied BigSteamPile.

" :angry:   :o   B)   :rolleyes:  :unsure:   :ph34r:  " replied Elastic in the thread.

Then, WB joined under the account BigFang. He posted in the introductions topic, and acted normal. However, that70sguy92 checked his IP to see if he was a spammer or troll. He checked WB's henchmen and got no results since they hadn't joined SBC before. 70s checked his and...

"Shit, it is Sharky," said 70s. But it was too late. Him and his men began to spam the site to oblivion.

CF and Clapmaster were the only mods online at the time, so it was difficult to clean up. But luckily, ExKizuna was also online along with 70s and tvguy. ExKizuna banned Sharky's account before he could post a link to meatspin.com.

"Take that bitches!" yelled Ex as he swung his banhammer at them.

"So..is that the last of them?" asked tvguy.

"Will sharky poo ever get a clue?" said Clappy. "Hey, that rhymed."

Then, WhaleBlubber made another account known as BigMeatyPoop and quickly made a thread that stretched the page. He was then banned after he posted it. But, he stretched it so long that it began to make a virus.

"Um guys, why is the entire page gone?" asked Sabre in the OT Lounge.

Just then, the background turned blank. A black hole began to appear on the Spongebob Twitter widget and a freaked out tvguy looked through it.

"I see other users in there!" he exclaimed.

70s, Ex, and Clappy also looked through and saw the users. The users were...odd. They were just shadows. Everyone then logged off and went to xat.

"The fuck was that?" asked Elastic.

"The users looked familiar," said jjs.

"I noticed one of them looked like a few of our users," said Steel.

"Well, I don't want to know what it was," replied 70s. "Now, let's move on and pretend it was a dream or some glitched ad."

Meanwhile, we see WB talking with his gang.

"Ah ha ha, we sure hacked them there Spongeheads hard!" yelled SquareBob.

WB then went to spam a baseball site when suddenly, the same portal appeared again and his gang were sucked through it.

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SBC Parallel Universe Season 1

1. Spam Parade

2. Meet the Opposites

Steel Sponge logged onto SBC the next day. He noticed nothing looked odd. He then noticed he got a new PM from someone. He thought this was strange since him, Sabre, and Fa were the only ones online at the time. He didn't think any of them would PM him for anything. He checked his messages and the portal from last night appeared!

"Okay, I am going to find out once and for all what this about!" he said.

He clicked the portal and then he acted odd. He was sucked inside his computer and into the odd portal. He then awoke in an odd place. It was strange, he was in a forest of some sort.

"Where am I?" he said to himself.

He looked around and continued to walk through the path. Just then, someone tapped on Steel's shoulder.

"Aaaah!" yelled Steel. It turns out, it was Fa and Sabre.

"You were sucked into this odd place too?" questioned Steel.

"Yeah, I got a weird PM," said Fa.

"So did I," said Sabre.

All three walked along the path. Just then, they spotted what appeared to be a city. There was yellow and blue buildings. The buildings were internet sites! One of the buildings said Music.com. Another building said AvatarBuddy Mania.

"Avatar Buddy Mania? Sounds like SBM," said Steel.

"Music.com sounds like a knock-off of tv.com," replied Fa.

"I know this sounds crazy, but with if we are in an opposite world?" inquired Steel.

They walked into the city. Just then, a man walked up to them.

"Hi, I'm Wood Sponge!" he greeted them.

"Wood Sponge? Okay, I really think we are in an opposite world!" said Steel.

"Hold on, I am writing ideas for a new episode of G-Storm," he said.

All 3 then walked away. Just then, they bumped into another person.

"Hi, I'm Familyguyfa. I love Family guy!" said FamilyGuyFa.

"That sounds like Southparkfa!" said Sabre.

"Um hi," replied Fa.

Another user walked up known as SabreAang (aka Circle Robot).

"Hi, please call me Circle Robot now," SabreAang/Circle Robot said.

"That is a copy of my new name Boxy Robot!" said Sabre.

"This is getting creepy," said Fa.

"Welcome to our universe! Want me to show you 3 around?" asked Wood Sponge.

"Uh, sure," said Steel.

"Well, this building in front of us is Music.com, a site dedicated to Musical toons! The forums are VERY active. Over here is Britainbricks, a site dedicated to Legos. Then we have AC, the Avatar Community. It is rivals with AvatarBuddy Mania as well." Wood Sponge explained, touring them around.

"A lot of those places sound like sites in my other world," said Steel.

"What world?" asked Wood Sponge.

We then see two more users enter the world. It is Elastic and Ex.

"Where the fuck are we?" said Ex.

"Seems like quite a bland place," said Elastic.

Will they survive in the opposite world? How will they deal with these opposites? Stay tuned..

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Just for the record, I changed a few things in the previous episode - so feel free to go back and look to avoid confusion.

 

SBC Parallel Universe Season 1
1. Spam Parade
2. Meet the Opposites

3. Opposite Jumble

2 more users went flying into the opposite world, which were Old Man Jenkins and JellyFishJammer.

"W-Where are we?" wondered Jelly.

"This place looks like something from my dreams," said Old Man Jenkins.

They walked along a path and saw a garden. Jelly picked up some flowers, but someone grabbed her hand.

"Stop right there!" said an unknown opposite.

"Who are you?" asked Jelly.

"I'm PeanutButterBammer! I hate the Beatles, but I love New Kids on the block," said PBB.

"You hate the Beatles?!" gasped Jelly.

"Sorry, we have our opinions," said PBB as she ate some peanut butter. "Wanna play New Kids on the Block monopoly?"

"No thanks," said OMJ.

We see somebody planting crops. They walk up to Jelly and OMJ.

"Howdy, I'm Young Man Jenkins," he said.

"Wow, he is younger than me," OMJ pointed out.

"Wanna play Life?" he asked. "Or watch very old TV shows that are in black and white and are ver-"

"Oh dear lord, this person is so boring," said OMJ.

"Hey..are we in an opposite world or something? Their names are similar to ours," said Jelly.

"I don't care who or what they are, I'm getting out of here," said OMJ.

The 2 walked away and bumped into Ex and Elastic.

"You guys are in this fucked up place too?" said Ex.

"I like this place. It's so bland," said Elastic.

Elastic then noticed the building known as music.com and went there as soon as possible.

"Get back here!" yelled Jelly.

He went inside. He looked through their music forums and selections. He was hoping they had a Butthole Surfers forum, but since this was an opposite world they have never heard of it. He created an account for music.com. He then met a user there known as Plastic. Elastic knew he sounded similar to him, but unfortunately, he didn't get what he hoped for when he learned he and everybody else has never heard of The Butthole Surfers due to it being an Opposite World.

"Okay, this site has terrible music taste. I'm out," said Elastic.

He was expecting to be banned. But he wasn't.

"This place seems less harsher than a place called tv.com," said Elastic. "Eh, maybe I'll stay."

"Tv.com?" asked a user named AvatarOddFan.

"A site from my world that sucks. Also, your name sounds like a user named SOF from my world," replied Elastic.

"Well, I love Avatar. I love 4Kids, but I hate WBA," said AOF.

"Wow, you are exactly SOF's opposite!" said Elastic. "And with spectacular grammar, too."

Meanwhile, we see WhaleBlubber and his gang stuck in a forest.

"Where are we?" wondered WhaleBlubber.

Before he could continue, him and his gang were tied up in sacks and put onto a wagon. It drove away.

"Help! Get us out!" yelled BigSteamPile.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Opposites Debuts: Young Man Jenkins, PeanutButterBammer, Plastic, AvatarOddFan
 

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