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  1. Fantastic episode, even if swag is so overused. Crushing should've gone up against succ. You are well on your way to achieving true neutrality, young grasshopper.
  2. Crushing was the best character in this. It's funny because it's true. I'm admittedly the most guilty of turning the left cheek too much. Like Homie, I'm glad we have long, off-topic arguments on serious discussions. Glad you enjoy them too. X3
  3. WOW THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE I DON'T USE THE X3 SMILEY THAT MUCH
  4. Happy that Crazy Celes keeps making the top 10, thank you guys for the support. Also, farewell to Jjs' Riffing Theater 3000, as well as a late farewell to Team Spongebob, you both earned those #1 spots.
  5. Absolutely stellar finale. Like many, despite this being a great, truly influential show, I'm glad that it's ending now on a high note. Even as I don't truly believe that we'd ever end up becoming the next Channel Awesome, Riffing Theater has served its purpose, like you implied. Even if the content of it remained of high-quality, it doesn't change the fact that the show is not something we "need" anymore. Commentary and riffing on other people's works is essentially just comedic reviewing, it can't take the place of actual shows on SBC. All the more motivation to be putting our time into maki
  6. Like OMJ, I got nothing. We totally killed that, that was the perfect preparation for the finale.
  7. Aside from the out-of-nowhere drama mockery, the only thing I think could even be considered actual parody of Bikini Top in this entire thing is a subtle lampooning of its unnecessary inclusion of Spongebob characters, since there was no reason for Spongebob characters to be in this. It would be the same thing if you used OCs and/or SBC members. This really shows where the "IT'S SATIRE!" defense falls flat, when you're barely doing satire of anything. It's almost equivalent to riffing a work while barely contributing any commentary.
  8. I guess that explains Hayden and 4EG's bitter rivalry. They're two of a kind. >:) This did have some guilty pleasure appeal for me, I'll confess. I used to love reading stories like this on TV.com when I was younger, even with their obvious faults. Also, Fred returning with that AC/DC song was kickass.
  9. No trademark two cents comment this time, there are no loose ends, I couldn't ask for any part to be riffed better. One of the best jobs we've done riffing a finale for sure.
  10. :3 <3 XD Great episode, OMJ, I loved it, great work, but you missed out on a chance to reference SBC Honest Trailers. But still, golly, you sure know how to pleasure me! And I still like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and pictures of Maud Pie. :3 <3 XD
  11. Wonderful pre-finale. An homage to Indiana Jones that shows what Indiana Jones would be like if you took away everything that made it good. I'm going to take them constantly falling down and having to fight off illusions as symbolic. They don't care how many things this show gets wrong at this point, they're just trying to get to the end as quick as possible without having to convince themselves that this show is good.
  12. *SNAPS FINGERS* I finally got it! I finally got how this all ties in with a Scooby-Doo parody! You weren't just making fun of 4Kidz...you were also making fun of Hanna-Barbara! Yeah, their shameless selling out time and time again with Scooby-Doo. The same way you brought in Yu-Gi-Oh! at the last minute to tie it in with your biggest name at the time, The Brave and the Bold, was a subtle joke on the fact that Hanna-Barbara would always make pointless crossovers to keep Scooby-Doo "relevant", like Scooby-Doo Meets Batman! Of course! I hope that's good enough for my regular trademark t
  13. The Monster ate the cameraman. On the subject of Down Under, I can see this show did a good job taking notes from it since Mr. N is basically Ginger. See how I'm the good guy with how I keep stabbing you in the back. I'll give him credit where credit is due, he's certainly more evil than N from Pokemon because at least he let others knew what he stood for. This Mr. N doesn't know who he is, making him that much more unintentionally terrifying.
  14. A plot about a time machine that only goes back four years in the past would work well for a parody, but sadly, that's not what this was going for. What the hell's the point of adding a time travel element to the story if you're only going to go back four years?! XD You may as well just make it a prequel story...unless you just really want to give the finger to Marvel. Also, JCM returning was awesome.
  15. Don't tell me I'm the only one who instantly thought of Broodwing from Mystic Guardians upon reading "Crook in the Castle"...and Red upon reading The Red Bandit...and Van Gordon upon reading Gorton...you get the idea. Maybe that's what the "3 costume" was for, to hide that he was the precursor for those three characters. As for the episode itself...at least it's better than the Spongebob episode it referenced, Clash of Triton. Yes, I went there.
  16. Sorry guys, but I ironically loved the part where Mr. N became a clusterfuck of all the monsters they had faced so far. Overkill with childlike innocence like that is just too cute for me to hate. Better yet, "dark atoms". https://www.space.com/21508-dark-matter-atoms-disks.html This show made a new discovery about dark matter. Talk about being ahead of your time.
  17. Since Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island was brought up, I realized that actually would've been a good idea for the theme of this two-parter. "THE MONSTERS ARE REAL!" That would've been a good way to mark the series' transition. But no, instead we get what may as well be a lion with a thorn in its paw. I won't go as far to say that a two-parter needs a bad guy, but how can you put a bad guy in a two-parter and have them barely do anything? O_O
  18. I think one of the big problems with the first half of the series in retrospect was always using generic, one-off OCs for every suspect and culprit. It would be one thing if these new characters at least had some charisma to them, but all of them are just completely bland. Like seriously, why the fuck couldn't that have been the Fred that says "My Leg!"? That at least would have been somewhat interesting. Oh, and lol at one of the characters being named Zell. Glad to see Squall's friend is in this now too.
  19. Love the unintentional hilarity of everyone getting so worked up about a guy's monster stories being fictional in a world that constantly has to deal with monsters that just turn out to be people in suits. XD
  20. I didn't know that Robot Rumble was an original story until you announced it here, so extra credit to you, Jjs. And lmao at how Sandy didn't press further on how Spongebob magically learned how to drive a drilling vehicle. Ironically, Sandy's voice actor also played this girl who magically learned how to drive a bulldozer.
  21. So yeah, I'm still mystified by the reason they had to dress up as sailors...wearing colored stripes. Was it National Pride Day or did they just want to look fancy picking something up from the bakery?
  22. God, that Yuri misspelling was priceless. XD Though I will point out, Hayden, that it was Ami in the image, not Yumi. This is Yumi. SOF's riffs were great in Episode 8, some of his best. The Hunter is easily the most sinister villain so far...but not in a good way. They make him out to be a simple thief after he poisons a bunch of people, abducts a woman who never gets seen again (), and he tosses a lethal weapon at others. Like, what the fuck.
  23. You guys missed out on the perfect opportunity for an As Told by Ginger joke. DX (Previous comment) Okay, seriously, I'm not going to comment like that on every single riff from now on. I really liked Katniss' riffs and everyone did a good job breaking down what didn't work about the plot. I liked how there was finally a twist that genuinely surprised me at the end, but I didn't like how it surprised me for mostly the wrong reason, being accustomed to the predictability of this show.
  24. The riffs for Episode 4 were my favorite, even though you guys missed out on a perfect opportunity for a "ROCK LOBSTER" joke. DX
  25. "You're under arrest for not murdering each other!" Dragiiin's Eelz made more sense than this episode. XD
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