Squid

[Guest hilaryfan80]

Welcome to the second half of the first season!

Episode 11a - Homesick

After a night of games with his friends, Squidward begins to miss his life at home. After trying to shrug it off for a few days, Squidward returns home over the weekend to do the one thing he never dreamed of doing: visiting SpongeBob. As he comes into SpongeBob's home, he is welcomed by old and new friends in a surprise party planned by SpongeBob.

Notes: It's always nice to return to where you came from once in a while.

Trivia: This is the first episode that features the main cast of SpongeBob SquarePants.

 

Episode 11b - Return of Squidville

Squidward and the gang decide to stay at Peterpus' house for the weekend for a well deserved party. Squidward finds out that Peterpus lives in Tentacle Acres. The residents remembers Squidward as being the "crazy leaf blower squid" and do everything to run him out of town. Peterpus, having no idea of what is going on, and tries to make amends for what Squidward has done to the town, but ultimately fails. Eellen and Squidward's sudden clarinet duet manages to turn the town into a clarinet ensemble, thus restoring peace onto the town once more.

Notes: Never underestimate the power of music.

Trivia: There's an advertisement for the "Chum Bucket" in Tentacle Acres.

[Old Man Jenkins]

12a - B2: The Mighty Geeks

After his grandfather uses his connections to bail him out of doing any hard time over a failed ponzi scheme of his, Squilliam finds himself appointed as PMU's new band director as a means of "community service" in order to bring some honor and prestige back to the Fancyson name by turning the school's band around, which in turn, will motivate the football team to turn their 13 season long losing streak around because according to Squilliam the First, "everybody loves a good comeback story!" Professor Squilliam is at first overjoyed to find out that Squidward is in the band because more opportunities to be a dick in order to feel better about himself, but Miss Wobbegong sets him straight and reminds him that Squidward was the one who replaced him and absolutely killed it at the Bubble Bowl. She then threatens him that if his band doesn't motivate the football team to at least one win this season, she'll personally make sure to have him rot in prison where he belongs. Squilliam meets with Squidward and levels with him a little, both agreeing to set aside their differences in order to push the football team to their best season ever. The first game under Squilliam's tutelage ends with PMU losing by a landslide, but Squidward single-handedly slayed the rival home team's band with his clarinet solo (ya know, due to how freakin bad he really is). The next couple of games sees the crowd of spectators becoming more and more invested in the bombastic tactics of the bands rather than the actual game, which only serves to cheese off PMU's "star player", Ray, whose thunder is being rapidly overtaken by Squidward. The last game of PMU's season comes up and it's against the second worst team in their conference, the marauding Pirates of the University of the Caribbean. The UC band plays a killer rendition of Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce. Being killed out there both on the field in the band stands, Squilliam goes into panic mode and eggs Squidward to pull another Bubble Bowl out of his tail fin, which he does by conducting his fellow band mates into a rousing rendition of Rock of Ages by Def Leppard that replaces "rock of ages" with "Pacific Maritime". This gives Ray and the football team the motivation they need to finally win a game, by just one point for even more dramatic effect. The episode ends with Ray and Squidward sharing the spotlight and Squilliam freeze framing into the air in victory.

First Appearances - Squilliam Fancyson III

Notes - SpongeBob makes an appearance via phone call, after Squidward sucks up his pride and realizes that he needs to consult him for help due to SpongeBob being the secret to his success at the Bubble Bowl; written by somebody who never took band a day in his life

Trivia - A scene that references to Drumline involving Squidward committing the ultimate act of band disrespect by using his own reed to play the other team's clarinets and the subsequent brawl that ensued was deleted because this is a one paragraph show and I was pushing it enough as it was; a new character, Squidrow Snazzydaughter IV, was also originally supposed to appear as Squilliam's rival band director at UC, but was ultimately cut out due to time constraints as well

12b - Jellyfish Go Away

A new gaming craze sweeps through the seven seas and quickly makes its way onto the PMU campus, Jellyfish Go! Everyone and their mothers are all in on it, trying to catch all 150 breeds of first generation jellyfish from the Speckled Squirter to the Two Fisted Jumper, Blue Crested Blaster, and Gold Throated Singer (and if you're really daring, the rare shiny No Name). Everyone except Squidward, that is, who is beyond annoyed at the thought of everyone being able to do something as uncultured and swiney as jelly fishing anywhere they damn well please. His daily rides on that weird lying down bike-thing of his sees him nearly running into distracted Jellyfish Go players after distracted Jellyfish Go players. His long scheduled clarinet solo performance at the campus cafe is attended only by distracted, uncultured and swiney Jellyfish Go players who only need a place to charge their batteries. Squidward tries to escape the craze by visiting Bikini Bottom for the weekend, only to find that his home now houses a Jellyfish Jam for players to rave with their jellyfish. He can't spend a Sunday alone in his dorm and read the Sunday paper without jellyfish hunters barging in trying to net in the jellyfish on his bon bons. In some vain attempt to drill some culture into everybody's heads, Squidward puts on a public display for his first time playing but quickly finds himself hooked to the game. Soon enough, he begins shirking his responsibilities and wasting his life away just like everyone else. Catching and harvesting as many jellies as he can for their jelly in order to buff up his more stronger No Name, Big Lenny, Magmarok and even King Jellyfish, which he uses to reclaim his house and stations it there to make sure that "Club Squidward is all but PENETRABLE!" He soon begins to realize the extent of his addiction, and not wanting to lower himself to everyone's level for long, he goes to Dr. Cuddlefish to take a break from it to less than satisfactory results.

Notes - Don't drive when playing Jellyfish Go; don't trespass while playing Jellyfish Go; always be aware of your surroundings while playing Jellyfish Go; second appearance of Dr. Cuddlefish; despite being hypnotized into thinking that playing Jellyfish Go is like playing his clarinet, Squidward goes back to playing the clarinet just fine in subsequent episodes

Trivia - Patrick's Dragon Jellyfish claimed and raved the Jam at Squidward's house

[Ron]

Episode 13a - It Takes a Squid

Hearing that Squidward is failing, Squidward’s overprotective family swarms the campus in an attempt to support him. Driving him absolutely insane, Squidward takes refuge in Peterpus’s dorm where he discovers a seemingly awful secret about Peterpus’s past. Rather than asking Peterpus about it, he and his family launch a massive investigation into it.

Notes - Peterpus is revealed to be a former off-Broadway actor in New Kelp City. Eellen’s phobia is nuts becomes evident.

Trivia - This is Wobbegong’s first absence in the series.

 

Episode 13b - Suave Squid

Squidward peeps an attractive transfer to PMU named Squidina. Dusting off old moves from his younger days, Squid does everything to court the charming Squidina. A wealthy member of the New Kelp City bourgeoisie, Squidina Mantle refutes all of peasant Squidward’s attempts. Squidward begins to wonder why she doesn’t like him, and so he, Peterpus, and Ray set up a fake date between Peterpus and Squidina. Squidina is immediately smitten with Peterpus’s kindness and Ray points out that Squidward is very unlikeable. Peterpus and Squidina begin dating and Squidward swears off dating forever.

Trivia - This episode marks the first time Squidward acknowledges the fact that he is an overall unpleasant person.

Notes - This is the first episode without Eellen.

First Appearances - Squidina Mantle

Edited February 14, 2017 by Pat Monahan

[TJ]

Episode 14a - Instaclam Flexin'
Ray challenges Squidward and the gang to an Instaclam face-off: racking up a hundred new followers in one week. The losers have to do everything the winner says - including laundry and homework, for one whole month. In order to draw in followers, Daphne films herself going on one of her air runs, Eellen dyes her hair multi-colored and snaps a selfie, Peterpus posts a video of him playing an epic clarinet solo, Ray starts posting selfies of himself with a popular cheerleader named Melody, and Squidward posts a video of him 'chugging' at a dorm party. Although Squidward wins the competition, trouble ensues when Headmistress Wobbegong finds Squidward's video and threatens to have him kicked out of the dorms for violating the 'No Alcoholic Beverages' rule. After Squidward's friends lead a protest for him to stay, The Pacific Maritime University Board of Trustees come to the decision to let Squidward stay, provided that he removes the video, and serve one hundred hours of community service at an Alcohol Rehab facility near campus.

First Appearances: Melody (the popular cheerleader)

Notes: This episode is billed as a "very special episode", featuring a PSA at the end on underage drinking.

Trivia: SpongeBob Squarepants, Patrick Star, and Sandy Cheeks are briefly seen as some of Squidward's Instaclam followers.

Episode 14b - Wobbegong Quits
Feeling far too stressed out as of late, Wobbegong decides to step down as the Headmistress of PMU. Within a few days, a new Headmaster, Arnold Orectolobus, takes over. This new Headmaster seeks to make budget cuts at the university - including cutting the Clarinet Department. In an effort to save the programs getting cut, Squidward, Eellen, Peterpus, Ray, and Daphne decide to travel to Wobbegong's hometown in order to convince her to return to PMU. Wobbegong is initially reluctant, citing that the students have a lack of respect for her. She also reveals that she knows of her 'Wobber' nickname. She changes her mind when the group tells her that Orectolobus is pushing to cut the Clarinet Department. Wobbegong reveals a deep passion for Clarinet, which she practiced heavily as a young girl. After Wobbegong is granted her position back, Orectolobus vows revenge.

First Appearances: Arnold Orectolobus

Notes: We learn that Wobbegong found a passion in Clarinet playing as a young girl, following the death of her father.

Trivia: A large framed picture of King Neptune can be seen in Wobbegong's home at one point in the episode.

[SpongeOddFan]

this brings back the days we used to write this spin-off in tv.com.

[JCM]

Episode 15a - Parking Race

When Squidward finds somebody else's boatmobile in his parking spot, he has to find another one before class starts in ten minutes. He finds a metered spot a few feet away but realizes he doesn't have any money on him, so he drives across campus looking for a free parking spot, and when he finally finds one, another car speeds in before him. Squidward steps out of his car, preparing to confront the driver, but then the driver steps out of his car, revealing he's twice Squidward's size. Squidward sinks back into his car and drives back to his original parking spot, where another spot has just opened up nearby. He parks in the spot with less than a minute before class begins and hurries to the classroom only to find a note on the door that the professor is sick and has cancelled class. Squidward faints.

First Appearances: Bulky car driver

Notes: This episode plays out in real time.

Episode 15b - Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater

Peterpus gets accused of cheating and is tried in student court, with Squidward as his lawyer. Headmistress Wobblegong, proud of her spotless record in convicting cheaters, tries to undermine Squidward at every turn. Eventually, however, he's able to prove that the professor accusing Peterpus of cheating got his infringing paper mixed up with someone else's, and Peterpus is rightfully acquitted.

First Appearances: Judge Whale

Trivia: Squidward admits to getting his legal knowledge from "Claw & Order" which is an obvious parody of Law & Order.

[Jjs Goodman]

Episode 16a - Stop the Presses

When PMU's newspaper club needs a new writer, Ray decides to take up the task. He sees this as an opportunity to get his thoughts read by people and be able to contribute to the school. Peterpus, Eellen, and Daphne are happy for him, but Squidward doesn't care that much. Ray starts his first day on the job, and he meets the club leader, Mr. Swordfish. Swordfish tells the crew to get writing, as he hands them lists of topics to write about, either pertaining to the school or outside events. Ray finishes an article about sports and fitness. Swordfish tells him he likes it, but they need one more section. Ray decides to go a different route and hatches a twisted idea. Feeling he is in control, he writes a juicy "RMZ" column including gossip and rumors about students and teachers at the campus. The next day, some students are not very happy to see their names in the paper, especially Squidward, who Ray blasted as "a mediocre clarinet player". Squidward is not amused, and Ray tells him to relax, saying he needed to add some meat to the newspaper. Daphne, Peterpus and Eellen see Ray also wrote sly jabs about them in the paper, making them annoyed. They walk away in annoyance, and Ray has an epiphany, realizing he drove his closest friends away. He eventually meets up with them and acknowledging his flaws, apologizes to them, knowing he overstepped his bounds. They forgive him, as Ray resigns from the club, much to Swordfish's dismay.

First appearances: Mr. Swordfish

Notes: We learn from Ray's sports section that he uses the campus gym to work out for an hour each day.

Trivia:

-RMZ is a parody of celebrity gossip website, TMZ. 

-One of the newspaper stories talks about a wild man eating clam, a reference to the SpongeBob episode "Opposite Day".

 

Episode 16b - Shell Shocked

While on his way to PMU, Professor Shell is seen at a stoplight. It turns green, as he slowly moves forward in his boatmobile. Unfortunately, the driver behind him goes too fast, and rams into the back of Shell's boatmobile, much to his annoyance. While nobody is massively hurt, the crash causes a giant crack in his shell. He can't show to class like this, but realizes he only has 5 minutes to get there, so he'll have to hide it somehow. He walks into class very angrily, tells the students to open their books, and begins writing notes down. As he turns around, Peterpus notices the crack on his shell and points it out. Professor Shell assures him he is fine, and it's nothing to worry about. After class, Peterpus tells the gang that Professor Shell's shell cracked, and he feels bad. The others at first don't care, calling him "an old grouch", but Peterpus says he shouldn't have to walk around with a cracked shell. Squidward, Ray, Eellen and Daphne decide to help pitch him and get him a new shell. They go to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium, and Daphne asks Angry Jack if they have any sea turtle shells. This makes Angry Jack very angry, because he only sells snail shells. He tells them to buy something or get out, as the gang gets out. Squidward says Angry Jack was somehow even angrier than the professor. The gang eventually uses their combined efforts to make their own shell for Professor Shell. They present it to him, as he puts it on surprised, saying it's not too bad. He says this will make a fine replacement, and that maybe the kids at this school aren't all bad. He then tells them to get out of his room, since it's his lunch break. 

First appearance: Angry Jack

Notes: Angry Jack now has a store in New Kelp City.

Trivia: The title of this episode coincidentally is also the title for the SpongeBob episode of the same name, which is referenced with Angry Jack's Shell Emporium.

 

Edited February 6, 2017 by jjsthekid

[Ron]

Episode 17a - Just For the Record

Squidward’s contribution to a record label’s contest causes a stir on campus. Propelled into stardom, Squidward struggles with his newfound success and develops an increasingly unbearable attitude. Eellen, Ray, Peterpus and Daphne formulate a plan to restore the old Squidward.

Notes - References to “A Star is Born” are sprinkled throughout the episode.

Trivia - A picture of Gary is seen in the hallway outside Peterpus and Squidward’s dorm.

 

Episode 17b - It’s in the Syllabus

Professor Shell comes down with the cold and a ruthless substitute teacher, Mrs. Scales, takes his place. The unusually pleasant Peterpus is even irritated with Scales. The group launches an elaborate plan to frame Scales and get her fired.

Notes - Mrs. Scales is a blowfish, similar in appearance to Mrs. Puff. It’s inferred they are related.

Trivia - Peterpus’s middle name is revealed to be “Charles” in this episode.

First Appearance - Mrs. Hillary Scales

Edited February 14, 2017 by Pat Monahan

[Clappy]

Thank you tvguy for the guest write opportunity.  It was an absolute honor to write in a format that I use to love so dearly once more.

 

Episode 18a - Squilver Bells

Longing for an extracurricular activity at PMU and jealous of Squidward and Eellen’s musical talents, Peterpus and Ray decide to enlist in an after school music program to learn how to play an instrument.  Impressed with their dedication, Squidward and Eellen sign up for a talent show at the end of the week where the four of them can do a musical quartet together.  Little do they know that while they predetermine that Peterpus and Ray will uncover their musical talent, Peterpus and Ray end up being awful at nearly every instrument they try to play.  Knowing that the talent show is coming up, they beg Professor Shell if there is any other instructor on campus that can teach them how to play the simplest of instruments and master it in days.  Professor Shell sends them to Professor Proton, the percussion professor.  In a three day training montage, where Ray and Peterpus fail in comedic fashion with every instrument of the percussion family, Professor Proton finally locates an instrument they are semi-successful at in the hand bells.  The following day, at the talent show, Squidward and Eellen are disappointed to discover that Ray and Peterpus didn’t learn how to play an actual instrument, while Ray and Peterpus are frustrated that Squidward and Eellen signed them up for a talent show without their thoughts or concerns.  After performing, the four actually end up laughing at how uncoordinated their tempos and beats where in their performance and make up.  The four end up going to Squidpotle afterwards.

First Appearance: Professor Proton

Notes: There were no cases of e.coli after eating at Squidpotle.  Daphne won the talent show with a dramatic reading of The Defendant is Not Guilty from To Kill a Mockingclam.

Trivia: To Kill a Mockingclam is an underwater adaptation of To Kill a Mockingbird.  To Kill a Mockingbird is one of Clappy’s favorite books he was forced to read in high school.

 

Episode 18b - Peterpus Takes the Fall

Professor Shell decides to hold a Battle of the Brains like trivia contest amongst everyone on campus where the winner gets a free dinner with Shell’s close friend, and Squidward’s long time idol, Kelpy G.  Knowing the stakes and exploiting his friend’s intelligence, Squidward begs Peterpus to throw the contest so Squidward can finally meet his hero.  The next day, Peterpus gets a question about Holland cheese wrong by saying “glockenspiel”.  Squidward gets the answer correct after Peterpus mouthed him the correct answer and wins the night out with Kelpy G.  Soon after as the days pass, the guilt starts to eat Squidward alive knowing he didn’t really win this contest fair and square and as he sees Peterpus sulk around campus.  The night finally arrives as Squidward gets to meet his hero, but as the night rolls on, Squidward soon discovers that hero worship is unhealthy as Kelpy G turns out to be an even more unpleasant squid than Squidward.  The following day, Squidward goes to Peterpus and apologizes to Peterpus about making him throw the trivia contest as the two make amends.  Squidward then goes to Professor Shell and admits that he didn’t truly win the night out with Kelpy G.  Professor Shell then admits to Squidward that he had a sneaking suspicion that Peterpus threw the contest so he purposely told him to act incredibly unpleasant around Squidward as a life lesson.  Knowing now to treat your friends with respect, Squidward’s heart grew three sizes that day…only to shrink three sizes again after his hopes and dreams were crashed once more.

First Appearance: Kelpy G

Notes: Remember kids, cheating is never the answer.  Cheaters never prosper.  Cheating is easy, stay away from easy.

Trivia: This episode was inspired by one of my favorite episodes of Hey Arnold.  Glockenspiel is not a type of cheese, it’s an instrument.

[Steel Sponge]

Here's a guest write from me. Hope you folks enjoy it.

 

Episode 19a - Fancy Feasts

Squidward decides to take up a club activity to curb his boredom. Due to almost every club being full, he ends up in the only one available: Culinary Club. He is welcomed by no one besides a trio of crabs named Carrie, Christian, and Pinch, who are dedicated to culinary art and also work as assistant cooks. As a member of the club, Squidward gets access to the cafeteria kitchen and intervenes with the lunch menu when he requests to spice things up with "typical school food" by introducing the cooks to recipes of cuisines from his grandmama. Eventually, Squidward becomes a cook, and starts serving his favorite dishes to the student body. Because Squidward's specialties have become so overwhelming, the culinary club decide to kick him out, as the trio felt that Squidward has had too much control over the kitchen. However, most of the students at PMU have developed a constant craving for Squidward's specialties alone, that Squidward decides to turn back to the culinary club to bring back their spirit into serving school food to keep things from going out of control. He helps them create dishes that the students would love the same as Squidward's specialties, and it succeeds, putting the culinary club back in their place. This also gives Squid the opportunity to rejoin the club, but he chooses to decline the offer.

First Appearance: The Culinary Club (Carrie, Christian, and Pinch)

Notes: First rule of Culinary Club is you don't talk about Culinary Club.

 

Episode 19b - Taking a Trance

Mr. Shell assigns his students into groups of three to create a short, original clarinet composition within three weeks. Squidward and Eeleen find themselves paired up with a student named Alan Salmon, who happens to be a nutcase for creating alien-related conspiracies, such as if aliens use clarinet music for means of interplanetary communication. As Squidward and Eeleen spend some with the student, Alan suggests creating a piece that would be in the style of a hypnotic trance. However, Squidward starts thinking about how strange Alan is as he follows him around, seeing him trying to pick up an alien radio signal, hanging around at a crop circle farm, and ordering his sandwiches without mayonnaise. Squidward is convinced that Alan himself is an alien while Eeleen suggests Squid has gotten wrapped up in Alan's conspiracies. While practicing, Alan recites part of the composition that he, Squidward, and Eeleen have composed together, and the two ended up getting into a trance-like state, until Alan stopped playing. Realizing this, Squid becomes convinced that Alan might be using mind control in front of the class. Eeleen decides to help as she feels Squid might be on to something. Later, the two, wearing headphones, appear alongside Alan for their recital. Squid and Eeleen notice the "mind control" kicking in. At the moment the rest of the class and the professor stood and got closer to the three students, Squidward panics and lays down a sour note to end the trance. After Squidward tells Alan he believes he's using mind control, Alan reassures him that he wasn't intending to do such a thing. The group end up with a B-grade for the one sour note, while Eeleen asks Squidward if he's learned something about being careful about how he judges, before Squidward caught his eye on Alan hitching a ride home on a UFO. Squidward got a surprised look at first, but then shrugged it off.

First Appearance: Alan Salmon

Trivia: Old Man/Cannonball Jenkins makes a cameo at NKC's crop circle farm.

Edited August 28, 2016 by Steel Sponge

[Ron]

Here is our Season 1 finale!  

Episode 20a - Carp’s Carnival

A traveling carnival stops in New Kelp City and Ray gets a job. He soon notices something strange is going on and consequently launches an investigation with the help of Squidward, Peterpus, and Eellen. Ultimately, it is discovered that Ray is behind the mischief.

Notes - This is the first mystery-themed episode in the series.

Trivia - This episode was first titled “Bedlam’s Circus.”

First Appearances - Bedlam the Clown

 

Episode 20b - Look At It This Way

Squidward wakes up from a night of hardcore “studying” in a foreign city and cannot recall what has happened. He learns the town is called Deep Sea City and is located in a trench relatively close to PMU. He retraces his steps in order to find out what happened.

Notes - This is the second mystery-themed episode in the series.

Trivia - Squidward is the only character to appear in the present in this series; all other characters appear either via flashbacks or not at all (Wobbegong, Shell, and Daphne are absent from this episode).

First Appearances - Joe the Blowfish, Kat the Carp

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Thanks to all the guest writers we had this season, several of them will return next season, along with a slew of new writers! We return in November for Season 2!  

 

[SquiddyFace]

These looks pretty good can't wait for S2

[Ron]

jjsthekid will be taking over as showrunner.

[Rocky2]

Squidward isn't a squid, he's an octopus. You can see this because of his round head instead of pointed head. There's another background character on SBSQ who is a blue-gray squid.

[SpongeOddFan]

17 minutes ago, The Star on Top said:

Squidward isn't a squid, he's an octopus. You can see this because of his round head instead of pointed head. There's another background character on SBSQ who is a blue-gray squid.

uh..I think you're missing the point of this show

[Jjs Goodman]

Squid is back with Season 2! As tvguy stated, I'll be running this now.

Episode 21a - Snow War

One day, a blizzard comes to town, so PMU classes are cancelled. Squidward, Daphne, Peterpus, Ray and Eellen rejoice, so they decide to play around in the snow at a park. They have an intense snowball fight outside, becoming an all-out war. The five set up their own forts, and throw snowballs at will. It's a long, cold, and difficult fight, as snowballs go flying everywhere, even hitting some innocent passerby's. The last two standing are Squidward and Ray. In the end, Ray catches Squidward off guard, knocking him in the face with a snowball. Ray wins the challenge, as the gang congratulates him. Ray asks if they want to do a round two, and they say why not, as they begin to remake their forts.

Notes - First winter-themed episode.

Trivia - Squidward's snow fort bares a resemblance to his house from Bikini Bottom.

 

Episode 21b - Eugene's Offer

One day, Mr. Krabs decides to visit New Kelp City to announce the grand opening of a new Krusty Krab there, trying to expand the franchise. Squidward hears about this, and decides to give the old man a visit with his friends. They notice things are still being set up inside, and a "Help Wanted" sign is on the window. Mr. Krabs gives Squidward a jolly pat on the back, asking how he's been doing in this place. Squidward tells him about his experiences, and introduces Krabs to his friends. Krabs says they look like a nice bunch, and states New Kelp City has been cleaned up a lot in these past few years. The gang wish him luck with the restaurant, but before they leave, Krabs stops Squidward, stating he has an offer for him. He asks if he would like to help work at the New Kelp City Krusty Krab part-time, for old time's sake. Squidward thinks it over, saying he wanted to move on from his Bikini Bottom shenanigans. He appreciates the offer, but declines it, making Krabs a little sad, but he understands. However, Peterpus decides to step up, offering to be the fry cook. He said he's heard so much about the famous Krabby Patties, and would be honored to help make them. Daphne says she could use a job as well, needing the money to pay for college, and offers to run the cash register. Ray says it couldn't hurt, and takes up the offer as well. Eellen also takes interest. Mr. Krabs says they have touched his heart, but warns the Peterpus boy that he better not suck at cooking. They both laugh, promising he'll try his best. Krabs shows the four around the restaurant, and how things work. Squidward is happy his friends have part-time jobs, but deep down, feels a bit jealous and annoyed.

Notes - This is the second time Mr. Krabs has appeared in the spin-off, the first time being for a cameo in "Give Em Shell". This is his first major appearance.

Trivia - The New Kelp City Krusty Krab has a vending machine with products such as Barnacle Chips and Kelp Nougat Crunch.

Major Events - A new Krusty Krab is opened in New Kelp City. Peterpus, Daphne, Ray and Eellen get part-time jobs there. Peterpus will be the fry cook, Daphne will run the cash register, while Ray and Eellen will do other things.

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If you're interested in guest writing for this, let me know, there's still plenty of spots available.  

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 22a: Jellyspotting (Part One)

Daphne throws a party one night, sneaking some "sauce" onto school grounds. Soon enough, everybody, including Eellen who gives into the peer pressure, is going crazy and having a good time. All except for Peterpus, who politely declines, and Squidward, who believes only the weak-minded gives into peer pressure. But when he starts feeling left out of the festivities, Squidward finally decides to take just one sip and that one sip turns into another until he downs entire gallons by himself in a matter of minutes. Peterpus and Daphne try to get Squidward to cool it, but he chastises them for being squares, all while Eellen and Ray seem to welcome his sudden change in mood. Squidward, Ray and Eellen go out causing all sorts of ruckus around campus when they're finally stopped by the PMU campus police after they catch Squidward and Eellen vandalizing their patrol boat. A night of being locked up seemingly scares Eellen, who can barely even recall the night's events, straight.

Episode 22b: Jellyspotting (Part Two)

But even after their run-in with the law, all the partying is over and classes are in session, Squidward and Ray can't seem to put the bottles down and begin to shirk their responsibilities. Ray and Squidward get into it with Mr. Shell, who can smell the sauce on them, during class before they both storm out. The stress of school, work and Squid and Ray's increasingly erratic behavior starts getting to Eellen and she uses all the money she makes from work to give into temptation again to help forget all her troubles. Squidward in particular is starting to get too rowdy for even Ray to handle at times. Peterpus can't bear to see his group of friends fall apart like this so he tries to convince Daphne to help him with their situation, but she doesn't believe it's her problem that they're a bunch of lightweights and that her lips haven't even touched the stuff, having only brought the sauce to the party for everyone else. Daphne changes her tune later that night when she finds Eellen passed out from sauce poisoning in their dorm and she's admitted into the hospital.

Daphne confronts Squidward and Ray in order to set them straight, but she ends up getting into an argument with Squidward that heats up to a point where Peterpus has to step in to her defense. Squidward and Peterpus come to blows, with Squidward wailing on Peterpus, which forces Ray to come to Peterpus' aid and gets Squidward to back off him before Squidward cracks a sauce bottle over Ray's head and leaves. Ray promises Daphne that he'll seek help. Peterpus, hurt and depressed by the the recent events, finally turns to the sauce to help him cope with everything, indulging in more than his body can handle, before deciding to just get away from it all by hopping into his boat mobile and leaving. He doesn't last long on the road, crashing into the campus statue of Wobbegong right after pulling out of his stall. Squidward comes upon the scene of the accident along with a large group of other students and calls to get help for his friend.

Peterpus is admitted to the hospital in serious condition, but he comes out of it with only some broken bones. Squidward, Daphne and Ray visits Peterpus and Eellen in the hospital where they all agree to swear off sauce for good. Squidward, Ray and Eellen each decide to go see Dr. Cuddlefish to help them through their addictions.

First Appearances: Campus Police

Notes:
 - This is a "a very special episode".

 - We learn about Ray's rough upbringing by his single father through one of his drunken ramblings and when he confides in Daphne after the fight with Squidward. His mother having apparently been out of the picture for years.
 
 - We learn about Peterpus' family history of sauce addiction during his stay in the hospital, which is why he refrained from indulging in the stuff initially.

 - We learn that Eellen is the only member of her family to ever attend college.

 - When asked where she gets her sauce from, we learn that Daphne has a cousin porpoise who deals sauce to PMU students and is also a PMU dropout.

 - We learn more about Squidward's motivation for enrolling into PMU after all these years in order to start over with a clean slate and finally make something of himself, but his memories and experiences in Bikini Bottom has left him depressed, insecure and unsure of himself in spite of his "superior than thou" attitude. He also feels that his stigma and misfortunes will follow him no matter where he goes or what he tries to do to better himself.

 - We learn that Mr. Shell experimented with sauce, among other substances, back in his youth and that he came dangerously close to being "the shell of the turtle that he is now".

 - Dr. Cuddlefish isn't a manipulative dick for once in this episode.

 - Don't do drugs, don't drink underage, drink responsibly if you are of age, all dat

Trivia:
 - The title of the episode is a reference to the 1996 film, "Trainspotting".

 - Posters advertising a Kelpy G concert on campus as well as a special guest lecture taught by Pablow Fiasco can be seen on the campus bulletin board, plastered next to Daphne's party announcement. 

 - Following their sessions with Dr. Cuddlefish, Squidward, Peterpus and Eellen are making their way to the Fiasco lecture while discussing plans to meet up later that night for the Kelpy G concert.

 - Peterpus' boat mobile is the same model used for the microboat in the SpongeBob episode, "Squidward's School For Grown Ups".

 - Ray's boat mobile, parked right next to Peterpus', is the same model used for Larry's S.U.B. also seen in the SpongeBob episode, "Squidward's School For Grown Ups".

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

23a. Punk's Not Dead

During an extended weekend (for what reason is not specified, presumably college business), Peterpus gets tickets to a punk rock show at the famed club SBSP from a friend of his. Intrigued by the New Kelp City punk rock scene, Squidward decides to attend, along with Ray, Daphne, and Eellen. At the club the group is introduced to legendary noise rock/hardcore punk band the Barnacle Surfers, notorious for their theatric stage shows featuring bizarre/gross visuals (such as various overlapping films, copius amounts of fog, strobe lights, among other things) and auditory abuse. Unimpressed and nauseated by the Surfers, Squidward decides to look into other, less extreme forms of punk. Fascinated at the diverse ideas and various iterations of the genre, Squidward debates whether he should start his own band. With encouragement from his friends, Squidward does so, forming avant-punk band The Squids (with him on vocals/clarinet, Peterpus on guitar, Ray on bass, Eellen on drums, and Daphne on clarinet). Over the next few weeks, the five grow better in practice, recording a few demos and scoring a gig at SBSP, headlined by famed punker Kelpo Bikini, an older fish in about his fifties or so as well as ex-frontman for the band Dead Nematodes. Before The Squids go on, however, Squidward discovers that much to his dismay Kelpo is a jaded and self-absorbed old cod who sticks to the classic anarchist view of punk as well as having a haughty attitude. During the concert, the group sees Kelpo encouraging violence...and not the good moshing kind. Realizing what could happen if he and his friends continue in the punk scene if left unchecked, Squidward and Peterpus abruptly stop the concert and call out Kelpo for his self-inflicted betrayal of punk ideals, reasoning that he is not true punk if all he thinks about is causing chaos and not having fun. Incesed by this speech, Kelpo lunges at Squidward as if to attack...but is stopped by security. As he is dragged out of the club, Kelpo swears revenge on Squidward, who tells him that he can kiss his tailfin. Reflecting on what has transpired, Squidward decides punk isn't his thing, with his pals agreeing.

Notes:

-Punk, and music in general, is about having fun and enjoying yourself.

-The Barnacle Surfers are a parody of the Butthole Surfers, as well as SBSP being a spoof of legendary New York club CDCB, where many punk groups played over the years. It is also Spongebob's initials.

-Kelpo Bikini's name is a spoof of Jello Biafra, frontman for the Dead Kennedys, one of Renegade's favorite punk bands.

-The title is a reference to the documentary Punk's Not Dead. 

-The Dead Nematodes are a reference to the Dead Kennedys.

First Appearances: Kelpo Bikini (a possible semi-recurring antagonist), the Barnacle Surfers (Gibby, vocals; Paul, guitar; Jeff, bass; King, drums; Teresa, drums, playing in unison with King; and Kathleen, dancer) 

 

23b. Of Dunces and Dragons 

One evening, Squidward notices Peterpus reading a rather odd tome: a P&P player's handbook. Rather perplexed that his best friend is reading such a thing, Squidward asks what it's for. Peterpus explains that one of his classmates, a nebbish little anchovy named Ned, invited him to join a role-playing game session. Curious, Squidward decides that he'll come along, but simply to observe. Peterpus gladly accepts the invite, elaborating that the game is next Friday. When that day comes, Squidward decides to sit alone in a chair with a notepad and pencil. The episode then transitions in a pulp magazine-worthy fantasy adventure involving great warriors, dark magic, and enticing ladies. At the end of the episode, Squidward is humbly invited to play by Ned, who christens him as "Squonan the Barbarian". 

Notes:

-Out of the main cast, only Peterpus and Squidward appear.

-The episode's title, as well as P&P, are references to SpongeBob ("Dunces and Dragons" and "Mid-Life Crustacean", respectively).

-A Barnacle Surfers poster appears at the beginning, as well as a demo tape made by The Squids.
 

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24a.  Monster Krabby Headache

Squidward and Ray have a contest of eating the most mysterious meat of several different ingredients despite the better judgement of Peterpus. At first they wake up the next day and find absolutely nothing wrong with themselves. They continue on for several more days, weeks, years go by as they eventually graduate the university with many experiences but in general positive. They start their own families and everything seems pretty good in life with their jobs, even though they went their separate ways. But suddenly, they are woken up in the university's medical office. They are deadly shocked to find out they were just in a three hour coma from what they ate and did not have their dream lives. The rest of the episode is them coming into grasp that their ideal future wasn't real while Peterpus assists them and their hallucinations in a sort of dark comedy way. 

Trivia -The Monster Krabby Patty is obviously referenced but Squidward and Ray make their own. The university's healthcare center's debut.

24b. Tensed Tentacles

Squidward is sent a very passionate love text addressed from a girl on the campus, although she doesn't mention her name. At first Squidward acts as if he's not impressed but soon starts to visualize and swoon over the message sent from this person. Soon afterwards, Squidward and the gang try to figure out who this mysterious person is, although it is nearly impossible to find out who it is. What makes it worst is Eellen when borrowing Squidward's phone accidentally deletes the text message, leaving Squidward no way to contact the girl back and ask her name. Eellen suggests to an angry Squidward that he should publicly declare his love for her and out of options, he agrees. Ellen and Peterpus sent up decorations and a little stand for Squidward to gather fellow university students around at. He gushes and pours his heart out towards them. A few minutes afterwards a sort of blushed face fish lady comes up to Squidward. Squidward blushes too as he realized due to her reaction, she is probably the lady he was looking for. But everything comes to a screeching halt as the girl tells him she thought the entire time she was texting back and forth with her boyfriend, who had recently changed numbers himself. She awkwardly walks away as Squidward is looked heartbroken on the floor. Ray comes by and makes some sarcastic comment about why Squidward never mentioned his name in the text and Squidward replies with she called him Roger, but he assumed it was some sort of cute pet name.

Trivia - There's a sign in the background of the campus grounds saying King Neptune to give a speech next Wednesday about the art of ruling over subjects with an iron fist.

Edited January 30, 2017 by jjsthekid

[TJ]

25a. Orectolobus Returns

Greg convinces Wobbegong to try online dating after he accidently overhears her complaining about being lonely. Wobbegong enlists Daphne to help her set up an account on a dating website for older people called Date-Late.com. Wobbegong finds a match, and they agree to have dinner at The Sparkling Diner. Wobbegong asks Daphne to help her prepare for her date (which she is teased for by Squidward, Peterpus, and Ray). When Wobbegong arrivs on her date, she discovers that the man is Orectolobus. Wobbegong calls him out for using a fake name and profile picture, but he explains that he didn't think she would agree to date him under honest circumstances. Wobbegong does not accept his apology, and leaves him at the diner. Orectolobus vows revenge for real this time. '

Notes: 
- Second appearance of Orectolobus.

- We learn that Orectolobus has a crush on Wobbegong.

 

25b. Fashion Fiasco 

Daphne decides to stage a big fashion show at PMU but the stress of production takes its toll on her. Daphne begins drinking excess coffee to function properly, leading Eellen, Peterpus, and Squidward to worry about her. Over the next week, Daphne begins having intense hallucinations, heart palpitations, and jitters. On the night of the big show, Daphne goes into cardiac arrest, having to be rushed to the hospital. The next morning, Squidward, Peterpus, and Ellen visit her in the hospital. Peterpus suggests that she sticks to tea for now on, which gets a laugh out of all four of them.

Notes:
- Ray and Greg are absent in this episode.

- Eellen's hair is dyed again in this episode, though the reason isn't explained.