Do you read your notifications?

[abisert]

You know that bell button at the top with all the other ones? I haven't clicked on it, and I have 100 unread noti. Cool, right?   

 

EDIT: My proof

[OWM]

Always. It's one of the main reasons I'm still on this site.

[E.V.I.L.]

Bell button? 0_o

[Clappy]

Who doesn't?

[Metal Snake]

Why would you not read your notifications? They're there for a reason.

[Sweat]

I guess it's cool, but is there a reason to make a topic?

[MMM]

Well, why not?

[Guest]

Yes, I like to be updated on stuff.

[Zaid]

of course i do 

[crushingmayhem]

Everyone reads notifications, just press the button on the upper right corner and you're good to go.

[Space Cowboy]

Omg look at this guy not reading his notifications isn't he so cool

[Wumbo]

Is this why you're not returning my calls 

[The Drifter]

I always did... if only I have any notifications.

[Slippin' Freddy]

You know that bell button at the top with all the other ones? I haven't clicked on it, and I have 100 unread noti. Cool, right?   

 

EDIT: My proof

 

But what if someone likes or quotes your post? What if you get a warning point? What if somebody breaks your high score? What if someone added you as a friend? What if someone approves your friend request? 

 

And I just did half of these things for the lulz.

[WWESpongefan]

I read them when I get them, but that's not very often.

[SG19]

Of course, I like to keep myself updated.

[Grubby Grouper]

If I'm inactive on either site for a while and end up with two hundred+ notifications, which has happened, I'll still go through and read them all.

[Old Man Jenkins]

The most I've ever received at one time is like 10, so I'm pretty on the ball with that stuff. Plus I don't follow any topics.

[Someone]

Too lazy to click

[Burgerpants]

Should've been called "Do you have an account on this site?"