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Status Updates posted by HawkbitAlpha

  1. That moment when people keep coming to your profile and you genuinely can't figure out why

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    2. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Oh! Well, Ben, it's funny you should, uh, you see... GEORGE, THEY'RE ONTO US

    3. kev
    4. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      you are famous! either that or people are talking about you :0000

  2. I don't suppose this place has a theme with dark colors? All this white is making my eyes hurt.

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I can donate you some if you wanna.

    3. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Nah. I'd rather this be solved for everyone.

    4. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      Sorry to hear white isn't your color. We chose white for most skins because it's most user friendly and safe (well for most), and not many of our current skins can work in a darker format. We'll try to make more darker skins in the future though seeing as there's an interest in them.

      That being said, we can make Squid Ink available to everyone if you want so people have access to a darker skin off the bat. I'll let MDPP decide that because it's his skin. :) 

  3. A certain someone around here ought to keep an eye on the clock for a while. Their time is ticking away.

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    2. Joker
    3. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Let's just say this was all sparked by a very violent threat.

    4. Joker
  4. Can't wait for Wumbo to murder me for having my first concert be a Greta Van Fleet show in October 

  5. This coming spring, I'll be on my first trip to Mexico in over 6 years. Anyone care for some souvenir videos?

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    2. Prime Jedi

      Prime Jedi

      Really? That's crazy. Did you find out why it happened?

    3. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Oh, we already knew why. Someone was driving an oil truck next to boxes of luggage, and the oil backed up out of it. https://i.imgur.com/o9Gvq6V.jpg

    4. HawkbitAlpha
  6. So there's no country fans on this site? Time for me to set out to change that! :funny:

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    2. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      I like country music but it is probably not the kind of country music you like!

    3. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Look at that playlist I linked if you want an idea of what I like.

    4. Goobz
  7. Hold onto your asses, folks. Things have gotten surreal with spongedude. https://i.imgur.com/up1vJJA.jpg

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    2. CakeCup

      CakeCup

      lol, I thought that spongedude was a staff member, not a trash talker. xD

    3. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      I've created a bootleg Harvey Dent.

    4. Cha

      Cha

      i still admire how he takes the time to go past censors in order to make some swearing point, like what

  8. I'm now in self-exile from both SBM and its Discord. Guess I'll be calling this place home now.

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Friendship ended with SBM, now SBC is my friend.

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      whoa what?

      @HawkbitAlpha what happened?

    4. kev
  9. Movie recommendation for High School Musical fans: watch Bandslam. It's like what HSM could've been if it tried to be more than a Grease homage.

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      is it like the worst musicial or something...?

    2. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Would I recommend a bad movie besides The Room?

    3. MrColeslaw

      MrColeslaw

      Bandslam? Bad? I laugh at thee. It's fantastic, from it's music to characters.

      Also, High School Musical is more borderline plagiarism then a homage to Grease. ;)

  10. Congrats to Roseanne Barr for getting a new job as PR manager for Buffalo Wild Wings!

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      the land of the free

      and the home of the brave 

      -roseanne barr

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      lmao i saw, did they get hacked or something?

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      [unfunny racist "joke"]

      -roseanne barr

  11. I'm now at the level of boredom where I'm legit considering giving MLP FIM a watch for the first time. Yeah. Why not?

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      Whoa wasn't expecting to see that comimg.

    2. PatBack
    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl
  12. My 84-year-old grandma, my last grandparent alive, is now in the ER, and I'm not sure what for. I don't think this is going to end well...

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Update: she's stable now, and being transferred to a bigger hospital to be treated for some kind of respiratory infection. Not sure how this is gonna go from here, but that's an update.

    2. JCM

      JCM

      I have a grandma around the same age who's also my last grandparent alive, and she's had Alzheimer's for several years now. I feel for you and hope your grandmother gets better.

    3. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Late update: she's doing a good bit better now! In the hospital, recovering from pneumonia and UTI. We're still deciding what happens next.

  13. Between H*yden, my newfound TMJ disorder pain, the college course from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Hawky need drinky.

    1. Danny DeVito

      Danny DeVito

      me seeing those unhinged posts

      12E7E2D2-B1A7-4018-AE7C-EBC9397B1314.jpg

    2. Jjs Goodman
    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      what did that resetera incel do now

  14. Apparently, me and @Goobz are now the Weeabros. I'll just let that fact hang in the air.

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      o.o...What in the WORLD are Weeabros?! I don't have any idea what that word means!

    2. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      I'm gonna die! XD

    3. Cha

      Cha

      weeabros without lolicon trash opinions, i say that’s a win-win

  15. Alright, how many of y'all have been hiding Madvillainy from me for all these years?

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      GET MORE CHEESE THAN DORITOS CHEETOS OR FRITOS

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      also I saw your discord message. having deleting ocd bs atm so I'm happy to hear you got into MF DOOM, he's cool and one of my favorite rappers. RIP to one of the greatest to ever spit it. also hit me up with the song you were talking about yesterday and I'll respond when I can!

  16. Coming soon to SBC: in wake of the Thousand Oaks massacre, I'm gonna educate y'all on guns and gun control propositions. There's a lot of stuff we all should know about them.

  17. I'm getting a proper microphone now, and with that, the writing of video essays shall commence! Any of y'all got something political you want me to talk about?

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      not sure what to think of.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      "Video Essay: Does Celestia Support Trans Rights?"

  18. Island! I got an award!

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      *awa-*chokes*

    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      you deserved it, Hawk.

  19. Alright, which one of you flatfoots set my phone's clock an hour forward?

  20. You know what? I'm starting my own activist group here on SBC. We won't protest SBM. We'll sit on the sidelines of other people protesting SBM, listening to music, and making fun interjections. We will be the Royals! Join today!

  21. SBC peeps, weigh in: is this me? https://i.imgur.com/mpWItOa.png

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      The correct answer: no, because I can't even remember what I had for breakfast this morning.

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Oh my god I completely forgot about how I used to try to annoy you with AiRpLaNeS or the airplanes in general

  22. There's only 6 Whataburger locations here in Louisiana, one of them being just a few miles from where I am right now in Baton Rouge. If we could just get a Taco Cabana or Taco Bueno around here, my Texan friends wouldn't have anything left to lure me out west. We already have the best football team, and nobody watches MLB.

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      how come i've never heard Whateburger?

    2. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      @SpongeOddFan It's a Texas chain that only exists in the southern US. Good stuff, but good luck finding it in Canada.

  23. So Stack, the same genius who convinced me to take the plunge and finally watch MLP, is now suggesting I watch The Owl House too. Yay or nay?

    1. SpongeOddFan
    2. WinterArcanine

      WinterArcanine

      I've heard good things about it. I'm considering watching it actually

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