person Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Squid On Strike: Spongebob: Hey Squidward look. We forgot to change the closed sign to open. It's almost like we could have taken the whole day off. DAHAHAHA! All from Spongebob, Sandy and the Worm: Spongebob(with a male squirrel mask on talking with a southern accent): Sandy, this is your papi speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm. Yall come back here young lady. Sandy: You ain't my pa. Sandy: I'll catch your worm. That is if you're willing to pay. Mr. Krabs: NO. You'll never get a cent outta me. I'd rather that worm come out here right now, and eat you all alive (drooling). Sandy: Ooooooh. This is the tongue and the whole thing is the worm. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!! Patrick: We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it someplace else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 (Can You Spare a Dime?) SQUIDWARD: I don't need your help. I can do anything I set my mind to. I can be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman. SPONGEBOB: Or a football playing king in space...with a mustache! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 It sounds like a lot of HUBLAH It sounds like a lot of HUBLAH It sounds like a lot of HUBLAH HUBLAH HUBLAH (knock em out with a brick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 That's tough, but some favorite quotes at the moment are: "Oh, I get it she's Sandy. That's her name and she's also covered in yes,".-SpongeBob, No Weenies Allowed "Just like a genie," and then later "like a genie"! -Patrick, Christmas Who? "Squidward, we don't need television as long as we have imagination!" SpongeBob, Idiot Box "Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing!! Testing! Ah! Test. Do you read?!"-Patrick, Boating School Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Forgot about this one... (Nasty Patty) MR. KRABS: Okay, I confess! SpongeBob killed him! SPONGEBOB: What?! You can't pin this whole wrap on me! MR. KRABS: He was insane! Outta control! He would've killed me too if you hadn't come along! SPONGEBOB: It was all Mr. Krabs's idea! MR. KRABS: Put him down now! He's a mad dog! SPONGEBOB: HE WEARS CURLERS TO BED!!! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I forget if I've shared this one before, but: "Squidward! Come shield me with your enormous forehead!" That one had me cracking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 A lot of the stuff from My Pretty Seahorse is actually pretty hilarious. The whole "onions" thing "Now if we could just get rid of Squidward. Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr-arr-arr-arr!" "I was just working on my Mystery impression. 'Whee-snaw!'" "Well, keep working on it! That sounded terrible." "I take the order. You make the order. Then the customer GETS the order. We do that for 40 years and then we die!" "JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID, DUMB ANIMAL!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSponge Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 ""cleanliness is next to managerness" -Spongebob SBSP Movie. I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End. -Patrick Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly. -Mr. Krabs Y'all better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape. -Sandy Squisward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts? Patrick: Like a genie! -Squidward & Patrick Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good. [Man opens his door.] Patrick: I love you. -Spongebob & Patrick These were pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 This was suppose to be my best day ever! SIT DOWN! -SpongeBob, Best Day Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Squidward: It's UNfair not FUNfair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 FINLAND! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 (Single-Cell Anniversary) SPONGEBOB: Oh, you just got butterflies in your tummy. PLANKTON: No, I'm just nervous. I don't know what flying insects have to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG19 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 From Wishing You Well: Spongebob: Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done. Patrick: It's the only thing I've ever done. From Sailor Mouth: Patrick: See you at the Krusty Krab.....oh no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Season 4 - New Leaf Bold for Mr. Krabs, Italic for Plankton. "Grr...." '"But I soon realized there was more than just trying to steal your formula. And I found it all right here in novelty items." "BUPKES!" "Ah, Eugene. Stuck in your old ways." "BUPKES...!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I actually have one favorite quote now: "Oh man, this is so gross". SpongeBob, Nasty Patty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauce Mama Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Ohh!!! I like the one in Rock Bottom when spongebob has the balloon in his hand as he tries to look for money for the bus. Bus Driver: Ahem. [points to coin deposit] SpongeBob: Let me get my wallet. [turns around and balloon hits bus driver in face] Wait, let me check this pocket. [turns around and balloon hits him again] No... [turns around and balloon hits bus driver again] Patrick, do you have any change? Patrick: How much do you need? SpongeBob: How much is it? Bus Driver: Fifty-cents. SpongeBob:[turns around and balloon smacks bus driver in the back of the head] Fifty-cents.Patrick: Nope.SpongeBob:[turns around and balloon smacks bus driver again] Lemme check my other poc- Bus Driver: Forget it! SpongeBob:[turns around and balloon smacks bus driver again] What did you say? Bus Driver: JUST TAKE YOUR SEAT!! SpongeBob: Thanks, mister. Bus Driver: Yeah, whatev- [spongeBob turns around and balloon smacks him in the back of the head. Bus driver gets very angry] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG19 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 From I Had an Accident: Patrick: Guess I'll have to find a new best friend....hey Squidward! Squidward: No! Patrick: That's when I punch him, right? Patrick: Washing an old person Sandy: Patrick, that's not fun. Elderly man: It is for me! Elderly man: I say we take a bath! Sandy: Wha...will you get out of here?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 (Dying for Pie) SPONGEBOB: You want me to explode? SQUIDWARD: Yes! That's what I've been waiting for! SPONGEBOB: Um...okay, I'll try... GARY!!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!! (laughs) Now it's your turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeBob Critic Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Least Favorites: (Dear Vikings) SpongeBob: Now that's what I call "A Viking-sized Adventure"! (Squid Baby) SpongeBob: Will that be for here, or to Goo? (Stuck in the Wringer) SpongeBob: I guess crying does solve your problems after all. Favorites [Long-running gag] Fred: My leg! (Chocolate with Nuts) Fish: Hello? Patrick: I love you. (Something Smells) SpongeBob: I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you. Fish: Not at all, boy! *sniff sniff* Deeeeeuuuuaagggghhhhhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 (I had an Accident) Spongebob: (impersonating Squidward) Everyone is an idiot except me (New Student Starfish) Patrick: 24 (laughs) Spongebob: Hey Patrick? Patrick: What? Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24 Patrick: Let me hear it. Spongebob: (laughs) 25! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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