Karen Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 It's simply a straightfoward topic. Post your favorite Spongebob quotes and make sure you tell who said that and what episode it was from. "Well, Mr. Krabs... do you know what I think? ...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH MR. KRABS. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH MR. KRABS'S WALLET. (walks away muttering angrily)." - Spongebob Episode: Krusty Love 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 "Business is booming." - Squidward, Bubblestand. The entire ending scene from "Dying for Pie". "I order the food. You cook the food. Then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die!" - Squidward, My Pretty Seahorse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 (Dying for Pie) MR. KRABS: You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself? (Blackened Sponge) SPONGEBOB: WHOO! FOOTBALL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted February 5, 2011 Author Share Posted February 5, 2011 "Nagging software? I heard that! Come dust my screen." - Karen Episode: Enemy-In-Law 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 "I love you." - Patrick "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING?!" - skeleton fish -Both from Chocolate With Nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted February 5, 2011 Author Share Posted February 5, 2011 "Stupid inflatable pants!" - Patrick Episode: Patty Hype "If it gets any hotter in here, we're gonna have to put fried calamari on the menu." - Squidward Episode: Spongebob vs The Big One 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 (Wigstruck) SQUIDWARD: Can't you see how ridiculous you look? SPONGEBOB: Well, I think it looks cool. MR. KRABS: Ha! You wouldn't know cool if I locked ya in the freezer. SPONGEBOB: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the freezer. So I think I know what cool is. (To SquarePants or Not To SquarePants) SPONGEBOB: 'Have you ever been convicted of a felony?' Hmm, what's a felony? SQUIDWARD: Being to darn happy all the time. SPONGEBOB: Oh yeah, lots and lots of felonies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Just way too many to name. xP SQUIDWARD: Why did he attack me that time? SPONGEBOB: I don't know! I guess he doesn't like you! (paraphrased ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 From "Nature Pants": Squidward: "He took off his pants." Sandy: "I'll give him a week." Squidward: "I'll give him eleven minutes." Patrick: "Patrick SAD!!!!" / Sandy: "There he is, Patrick. Say your line." Patrick reads from script: "Why thank you Sandy, I'd love one. (Take Patty.) Too bad Spongebob isn't here, these are his favorite. I sure wish he'd come home. (Take bite.) I can't do it! Spongebob, come back!" Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm not coming home." Patrick: "I miss you, Sandy misses you, even Squidward misses you!" (Scene cuts to Squidward partying at his house, celebrating Spongebob's absence.) / I'll post more from a different episode another time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 From "Nature Pants": Squidward: "He took off his pants." Sandy: "I'll give him a week." Squidward: "I'll give him eleven minutes." Patrick: "Patrick SAD!!!!" / Sandy: "There he is, Patrick. Say your line." Patrick reads from script: "Why thank you Sandy, I'd love one. (Take Patty.) Too bad Spongebob isn't here, these are his favorite. I sure wish he'd come home. (Take bite.) I can't do it! Spongebob, come back!" Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm not coming home." Patrick: "I miss you, Sandy misses you, even Squidward misses you!" (Scene cuts to Squidward partying at his house, celebrating Spongebob's absence.) / I'll post more from a different episode another time.You obviously know you have an enter button, so what's with the wall of text? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 Already been mentioned, but Dying for Pie. "The boy cries 'ya a sweater of tears. And ya' kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?" And then too many to name from Chocolate with Nuts, and Wet Painters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted April 17, 2011 Author Share Posted April 17, 2011 From the movie: Spongebob: Now how do we get inside...? Patrick: I know, walk in and ask for it. (off-screen)Tough guy: What are you lookin' at?!?! *punching* Spongebob: Patrick, that's a terrible idea. >_> Patrick: Sorry. ._. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Just way too many to name. xP SQUIDWARD: Why did he attack me that time? SPONGEBOB: I don't know! I guess he doesn't like you! (paraphrased )"Pretend to be somebody else!" after that just kills me every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted April 17, 2011 Author Share Posted April 17, 2011 [on phone] Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick. *whistles* [on phone] Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is PATRICK. [on phone] Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: NO! THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab... Spongebob: Um...Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant. Patrick: Oh...Fish paste! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDCB Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Spongebob: But sir, she snuck up on me. In my own dojo. Mr Krabs: Are you on some new allergy medication, boy? From Karate Choppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 (Frankendoodle) DoodleBob throws a bowling ball, Patrick's head turns into a bowling pin and gets a strike. SPONGEBOB: You okay, Patrick? PATRICK: FINLAND!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 "Steppin' on the beat! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beat! Doo-doo-doo!" - SpongeBob, Walking Small Simply posting the text really doesn't do it justice, but whatever. From the same episode, I also like, "You used me... for land development! THAT WASN'T NICE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted May 28, 2011 Author Share Posted May 28, 2011 Plankton: And you know what I really want more than anything in the whole wide world? Spongebob: A booster seat? Plankton: A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean.. no.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 (Walking Small) SPONGEBOB: Excuse me, sir. You're sitting on my body which is also my face. PLANKTON: No, no, be assertive! SPONGEBOB: (sticks his finger in man's pocket) Beep-beep. PLANKTON: (facepalms) Not INsertive! (Dying For Pie) SQUIDWARD: Sunset... FLASHBACK MR. KRABS: The way I see, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower-intestine. SPONGEBOB: Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi Mr. Krabs! (Christmas Who) SQUIDWARD: My wish is for the people of Bikini Bottom to stop listening to inane dribble that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth. SPONGEBOB: Gee, Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted May 28, 2011 Author Share Posted May 28, 2011 Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until 4. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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