Karen

Simply put, my Untitled SpongeBob spin-off has been delayed. I have a pilot written up and everything, however I am not satisfied with it yet. In the meantime here is a fantasy spin-off I have written. It is loosely based on the Seven Sacred Stones spin-off I announced that never came to pass, using that name as indicated by the *. So here it is, I proudly present to you, Episode: A Legend Enters. Please review and comment on the show! It is a slow day in the land of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is hosting his monthly Parcheesi tournament, which unsurprisingly Squidward is attempting to escape. After needing to "use the bathroom", he runs back to his house in a hurry and starts playing his clarinet. However then something very bizarre occurs. The whole town begins to shake ferociously. Windows begin to smash, paintings begin to fall from walls, the sounds of breaking objects are constant. No, it is not Squidward's clarinet playing, but something even bigger. Then all of a sudden it stops. But right after it's all over, he can hear a voice. "Squidward, Squuuuidward". Obviously in fear, he runs back to SpongeBob's house. However it is the final match, which could go on for hours, and the cheers make Squidward's knocks unhearable from inside. With the door also looked, he is stuck outside. He then goes blind for a second. This causes him to start screaming, which continues when he begins to be teleported into the sky. Once his vision returns, he sees a beautiful land before him. The sky is a perfect blue, the mountains in the background are high and majestic, even the most pleasant songs are being chirped by the ongoing birds in the air. He sees a grand castle in the background, and due to his still highly prevalent confusion, decides to go to it. The walk begins without a problem, in fact it is quite relaxing. Then however things get a little crazy. These little green creatures begin to swarm around Squidward. He tries to fight back, but is totally defenseless. He begins to run away from them, but is too slow and is captured. He then blacks out. Suddenly he wakes up. He is greeted by a beautiful pink fish with a crown and long golden hair. She then begins to scold him, "You shouldn't be fighting Greenlegs yet! Some of them were Level 8!" "Not to be rude, but what the heck are you talking about?" responds Squidward. "Ah yes, you're the new character. You have yet to learn the rules of our land." "Can you please just tell me what the heck is going on here?" "Tell me, have you ever played an online Role Playing Game?" "Well of course, back in college when I wasn't with the ladies I was a Wizard in AquaQuest. I made it to level 148 before I sold my account for some Power Crystals in World of Waves. But what does any of this have to do with where I am?" "Let's just say you are essentially in one those games, only in real life. You have a Level, stats, weapons, magic spells, and you can now pick your character class." "Okay, this is just a dream. I never should have eaten the clam chowder SpongeBob had. I swear he like spiked it and wouldn't let anyone else have any, what the heck is wrong with that guy?" "The Sponge is a little obsessed over you, but compared to us he hardly even cares for you, we long for your legendary abilities!" "Just let me ask two questions. One, what exactly is this crazy place? Two, why did you bring me here?" "To answer the first one, these are the Oceantop Realms. Honestly we may just be a fantasy world, none of us know, but once you enter it certainly is not a game. This once great land has been overrun by evil forces. The sad thing is we let them in ourselves, they fooled us into trusting them and have now taken over and destroyed all that made this land so great. To answer the second question, let me start by saying you are the first we've allowed in since the Dark One stole the Seven Sacred Stones*. Long ago we were told that this great land would be nearly destroyed by greed and evil, but a savior would come to stop him." "Hmm savior, I like the sounds of that." "He would be completely bald, have a terrible attitude, be going nowhere in his regular life, and most importantly, be the worst clarinet player this side of the Atlantic Ocean." "What an honor..." "Once we heard the awful shrieking sounds that you released from your instrument, we knew the prophecy had been fulfilled. You are it, great blue one. This is your legacy." "I-I don't know what to say. This feels like an honor, but also quite dangerous." "Do not worry, it is impossible to be killed in this world, and any injury or sickness you encounter can be easily cured by a potion." "Count me in, this sounds simply incredible. Tell me my mission." "The Dark One, as mentioned before holds the Seven Sacred Stones. They are the Stone of Knowledge, the Stone of Strength, the Stone of Lust, the Stone of Mind-Control, the Stone of Fear and the greatest stone of all, the Stone of Power. With these he rules Oceantop Realms. He has given the former six to his most powerful minions, with the later one being in his own possession. You must collect them all, then you will be powerful enough to take on the Dark One for the last of them." "I can do it. I've longed my whole life for an opportunity to do something incredible. Lead me forth, show me where I must go!" "First you need to learn your stats. They are: Level: 1 Strength: 3 Magic: 5 Item: 4 Speed: 1 Attacks: None Spells: None Items: None" "Doesn't sound like I have much..." "You have only just entered. We must train you. Onto the Valley of 10,000 Corpses!" "That *gulp* doesn't sound like the best place for a beginner to go..." "Do not worry, if trouble occurs I am here to protect you. My stats are all near the thousands, I could take out any enemy there with one hit." "Then why don't you just take out this, what's his name, Dark One? I'm what they call a newbie, you're like a Legend!" "I have tried and failed miserably. You are the only one that can stop him. There is something inside of you that makes you able to combat all the power he has. We do not know what it is, all we know is that it does exist, and is something far greater than anything the rest of us possess." "I'm ready to go. Let me begin the journey. I feel brave, I feel proud, I truly have a desire to concur all the evil that burdens you folk. Onto the Valley!"

Well here I go again. This is my first attempt during this account revival to create a spin-off. Thing is I've never really made a spin-off that I am proud of. Sure SpongeBob 'n' Friends may have had a COUPLE of good episodes, but most were all-around mediocre and not memorable. Plus it only used SpongeBob characters, never using any own spin-off characters to any depth. Also little plot development occured outside of pretty much the finale. So here it is, the spin-off I've always wanted to create: It stars...SpongeBob. Yeah, not sounding too different so far. But here's the plotline. SpongeBob is banished from Bikini Bottom (for a reason that will be explained in the Pilot). Here's a basic show summary: -We follow SpongeBob's life in Seaweed Springs, where we meet many new characters, then witness numerous plot and character developments. -He is opening up a place called "The Sponge", which is half restaurant and half bar. Many plotlines and relationships begin here. - We also get to see how Bikini Bottom has changed without the beloved sea sponge, and let's just say, things get quite different. -Every season a close friend of SpongeBob's is allowed to come live with him for a month, and whoever he picks must come (unless they have a legitimate reason why they cannot). Certain starfishes may be pleased to get chosen, other squids may not. First episode coming tomorrow. What do you guys think, does it sound like it has potential or that it'll be total *dolphin noise*?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. Or is it? Then he died too. The end. ~ The Cartoon's return to Spin-Offs. I win.

Author's Note: What's up, readers? So I haven't written a SpongeBob story in quite a while. And looking back... they kinda sucked. So, now that I'm older and wiser, I'm gonna write some more SB stories. Now, it's no secret that I love Phineas and Ferb. And after watching "Rollercoaster: The Musical", I decided that EVERY show should do their first episode as a musical! So I have taken the liberty of doing so with SB's first episode, Help Wanted. I hope you like it, and I really hope I've improved since my last SB story! Help Wanted: The Musical! Written By GoosebumpsFan2 Concecpt By GoosebumpsFan2 Songs written by: GoosebumpsFan2 and AgentGoldfish, from FF.net Inspired by Phineas and Ferb: Rollercoaster: The Musical Proofread by: AgentGoldfish (Sorry Mothra, i truly am) Chapter One It was a wonderful sunny morning in the underwater town of Bikkni bottom. It was nice, quiet, peaceful... and boring. Really boring. But luckily, things were going to get very fun... and musical... French Narrator: Ah, the sea. So fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, seeming with life. Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a-wait, didn't I say this before? Yes. Yes I did. But there's a reason for that. As this quiet town was about to suffer through *DEEP VOICE* EXTREME DEJA VU! ...Let's just begin. Spongebob was asleep in his bed, snoring his very odd snore. But, as on most days, his foghorn alarm went off, just as loudly as ever. Spongebob: Ah, my alarm clock. It's loud, noisy, and it annoys Squidward but.. I forgot where I was going with this. Well, time for work! Spongebob turned off his alarm clock, and jumped out of bed. But as started to walk over to the door, he tripped on something! Spongebob: Whoa! What the Davy? He looked down to see... Spongebob: ...Patrick? Patrick: Ohai Spongebob Spongebob: Patrick, what are you doing on my floor? It's not Tuesday, you know. Patrick: Well, I came here last night to borrow some stuff, and I saw you were asleep, so I stayed here so I wouldn't wake you up. Spongebob: You do know i'm a heavy sleeper, right? Patrick: Yea. Spongebob: ...okay! Well, if you excuse me, I gotta go feed Gary. Patrick: And what will you do after that? Spongebob: Well I have several options: Get dressed, go to work, hang out with Squidward, visit Sandy and see her latest invention, stop Plankton, go jellyfishing, go to boating school, you know the usual. Patrick: Perhaps a bit too usual... Spongebob: What do you mean, Patrick? Patrick: Well we seem to do the same kinda stuff every day. Spongebob: Well...I guess we do. Patrick: I think we're in a rut... Spongebob: All this seems a little smart for you to say, Patrick. Patrick: Well you know they say. Spongebob: What do they say? Patrick: ...I don't know. Spongebob: Well, you are right. What should I do? Patrick: Hmm...What's the most exciting thing that's happened to you? Spongebob: Well...there was the day I joined the Krusty Krew. Patrick: Yea, that episode was a classic. Spongebob: And once I get done repairing the fourth wall you just broke, I'll think of something to do today. Patrick: It's too bad you just can't do that day over. Spongebob: ...Or can I? Patrick: I don't know. Can you? Spongebob: Patrick, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Patrick: I think so Spongebob, but isn't killing all of them a little harsh? Spongebob: No Patrick, we're gonna re-do the day I joined the Krusty Krew! Only this time... as a musical! Patrick: So we'll do all the same things, but we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernible music source? Spongebob: ...What? Patrick: Huh? Spongebob: ...Anyway, that's pretty much the plan. Patrick: But if you did once, why do it again? Spongebob: Because sometimes you CAN recreate those special moments! Plus, it's different cause we're gonna sing. Patrick: ...I don't get it. Spongebob: It's okay, Patrick. Don't hurt you're brain again. Patrick: My what? Spongebob: Well, enough chatting. Let's start this musical re-do! And with that, a song started Spongebob: Come on patrick, i know just what to do. I am going to join the Krusty Krew Oh, I can just smell those patties from here! They smell better as I get near! I swear as I am square Soon I will be there! The boss is a big red crab And that job, I'm sure to grab! I've been training since I was young You won't belive the things I've done! And with help from my best friend Pat I'll be wearing that Krusty Krew hat. I know I'll get that job I don't care how much it pays I'll be happy for the rest of my days! This will not take very long We'll just do our day through song! Patrick: But i still don't get this thing Why do we all have to sing? Spongebob: Don't try and think too hard Or your mind may end up scarred Just try and sing with me Even if you have to go pee! Yes, I'm gonna join the Krusty Krew Oh, I'm gonna join the Krusty Krew I hope I don't get the flu Patrick (Spoken): But you get the suds, not the flu. Spongebob: I don't quite have the time to try and make this song rhyme Let's just keep singing this song! Yes, I'm gonna join the Krusty Krew! Patrick: Yeah, you're gonna join the Krusty Krew! Both: Oh, You're/I'm gonna... join the Krusty...Kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! (END SONG) Patrick: I think I get it. I'm gonna get in position! See ya! Spongebob: See ya. Now to start my musical adventure! Though I already lost time, so I'll start from... after I finished working out! Gary: Meow? Spongebob: I already explained it to Patrick, I won't explain it again,. Well, time to go to work! I'm ready! Gary: Meow. Spongebob: I know I haven't said that in awhile! Don't know why... Spongebob then ran out the door. And he walked right by Squidward's house, laughing all the way. Squidward was in his good old Easter Island head, playing his clarinet. Squidward: Ah, what a nice day. Nothing could ru-Spongebob's right outside, isn't he? Spongebob: Yep! *Laughs* Squidward: *Peeks his head out the window* Spongebob, what is it this time? Spongebob: Well, to keep it short, I'm re-doing the same day I joined the Krusty Krew, as musical! Squidward: But what assurance do you have that everyone else will break into song? Spongebob: ...I don't know. They might do it. Squidward: Well please leave me out of it! Spongebob: Well, okay Squidward, but you better get to work before i do! Squidward: Whatever, Spongebob. As long as i don't have to sing. Spongebob hurried off, as Squidward went back to his clarrient. Squidward: Oh, Clarrie, you're the only one who understands me. You are my only true friend in this crazy world. ...I feel a song coming on. Then, another song started. Squidward: Oh, My Clarinet. You are the only thing on which I would bet I'm always around such idiots My pain is always immediate All becuase of that stupid Spongebob And my pointless job I work so dang long And man that is WRONG! But I'm always happy to get here To pelt music on people's ears! You're the only one who gets me Playing you is always the key... Oh, my clarinet Yes, my clarinet Playing you I'll never regret I don't need no base guitar Stuff like that won't get me far I won't play any bassoon What am I, a buffon? I won't touch those stupid bag pipes music like that is just tripe It doesn't have any flow Give me a banjo, and I'll say NO! I just need... My clarinet. Oh, my clarinet Times with you, I'll never forget I try to play you well But my greatness I never sell But as long as I have you Leaving you, I'll never do! I don't care what they think Those morons, they really stink. I don't know if this is love But this clarinet, I'll never shove! Oh, my clarinet! Yes, my clarinet! For you, I'll run straight to Tibet! Yes, my clarinet! Oh, my Clarineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! (End Song) Squidward: Yep, she's mine. Spongebob: Nice song! Squidward: AHHHH! What are you doing? Spongebob: I overheard your song while I was walking away. Squidward: GET OUT OF HERE! Spongebob: ...Okay! See ya. Squidward: Moron. END OF CHAPTER ONE

This is just a short Spongebob fanfic I wrote myself. I hope they're not OOC, (since this is a first attempt), but I still hope you enjoy reading this. One bright morning in Bikini Bottom, Squidward rolled out of his house riding on a bike. He had a safety helmet on so his head wouldnÔÇÖt get injured if he fell off. ÔÇ£AhhhhÔǪ nothing beats like a wonderful morning riding on a bike. I think IÔÇÖll take a stroll pass through the park,ÔÇØ Squidward suggested to himself. He started to paddle pass by SpongebobÔÇÖs house. Spongebob opened his front door and notices Squidward, but he didnÔÇÖt pay any attention to him. ÔÇ£Hi Squidward!ÔÇØ Spongebob called out. Squidward screeched to a stop and groaned. ÔÇ£ÔǪAnd this day just got worseÔǪÔÇØ he muttered, not amused. Spongebob skitted over to him. The yellow sponge had his uniform hat on for work. ÔÇ£Hey, pal!ÔÇØ Squidward gritted through his teeth. ÔÇ£SpongebobÔǪ I am NOT your ÔÇÿpalÔÇÖ! What do you want? CanÔÇÖt you see IÔÇÖm trying to enjoy my day off from work today?ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Day off? You never have-ÔÇØ Squidward quickly covered his mouth. ÔÇ£Shut up, you drillbit! IÔÇÖm calling in sick!ÔÇØ Spongebob seems confused. ÔÇ£But Squidward, you donÔÇÖt look sickÔǪ or sound like youÔÇÖre sick,ÔÇØ he observed. ÔÇ£Are you lying?ÔÇØ he asked with a sneaky grin. ÔÇ£No IÔÇÖm not,ÔÇØ the squid answered. ÔÇ£But it looks so obvious-ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Okay, okay! Fine, you caught me. IÔÇÖm not sick. But you have GOT to promise not to tell Mr. Krabs. If he sees that I donÔÇÖt come to work today, heÔÇÖs gonna freak.ÔÇØ Spongebob thought for a moment. "Hmmm... for the record, why would you want to miss work today?" Squidward sighed. "For my entire life, I have worked in a greasy restaurant. I can't take the smells, the sight of the customers enjoying that heart-attack on a bun you call 'food', and the point that Plankton comes in there trying to steal that stupid Krabby Patty formula EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's just disgusting... He keeps interrupting my naps and etcetera! I just need some 'me' time! Spending time alone... with myself!" Spongebob looked at him. "All right, well. You look like you're telling the truth. I suppose I could let it slide..." Squidward grinned. "Thank you so much, Spongebob! If you ever tell Mr. Krabs about this, you'll SO regret it." he said with a serious face. He paddled away, leaving Spongebob standing there. "Eh, he's gonna get caught anyway." Spongebob said in a bored tone.

NOTE: This show is rated TV-14-DLSVZ. Let me break down that rating for you. TV-14: Parents Strongly Cautioned D: Suggestive Dialogue - ohhh baby! L: Suicidal Language - they're all .. dead! S: Sexual Situations - ohh gimme some jex! V: Violence - yeees! Z: Zombies - awesome? I think so! As you can see, this is not a show for Barack Obama and the serious man. I recommend it for a 9+ audience, since that's mainly the audience who watches parodies of shows. In contrast with my adventurous thriller The Enchanted Sword, I'm making a complete parody of Bikini Top using zombies. Season 1: The Season That Never Seems to End [*:9nsdwgn6]1. Pilot--- Episode 1.1: Pilot Do you know what it's like for everyone you know to be dead? To be completely f'd up in this world? To be the only survivor in a world full of cannibals that will rip your eyes out of its sockets and swallowed whole into the stomach of despair? Well? Do you? My name is Bryan Errin, with two R's. I got it legally changed because Erin was too girly for my taste. My story begins with the car ride to the airport to live with my father. I was sitting in a blue convertible in shotgun with my mother Zo?½. I honestly don't give a firetruck about calling her my "mom," so I'll just refer to her as Zo?½. I glanced over at her, smiled, and said, "When are we getting to the airport, ho?" "Oh, just a few minutes, hun," she replied as she glanced over at me. Her hair was in a disheveled mess, her teeth was losing its whiteness, and her eyes were turning into a weird redish color. But, hey, I guess it's nothing to worry about. I'm moving in with my father in this weird ass city called Bikini Top. From what I've heard, it's a weird place, but every time I hear the name, I look down and there's a surprise for me. Better than Bikini Bottom, for sure. We arrived at the Bikini Bottom Airport and Zo?½ gave me my bags, smiled, and waved as I walked toward the entrance of the airport. As I was walking down the hallway, I heard a growling noise coming from behind me. It started creeping closer and closer as it sent shivers down my spine. I turned around only to find no one was there. Weird, right? Anyway, I hopped on the airplane and flew to this city called WaterFalls. It's massively wet there and the humidity turned my luscious hair into an afro. Whatever. I looked to my right and found my father smiling. He was fat and had a big nose, similar to my buddy Squidward back home. I walked over and shook his hand. I wasn't about to hug that stupid slob - nasty! We started walking toward his car when I noticed it was a puke-y green color. What a horrid color that is. I've always hated the color green. Honestly. I can't stand it. I guess it's mostly because my sister who died of cancer always shoved the green Teletubbie in my face. I'm glad that bitch is gone. "Surely that's not your car," I said, staring at the monstrosity that was the car. "Nope." He then wobbled over to me and whispered in my ear, "It's yours." SHIT. Oh well, at least it was a car. When we arrived at the house, my father gave me the grand tour of the house. His house had drastically changed since I remembered it fourteen inches ago. When he reached the upstairs hallway, he stopped. He appeared to be in deep thought, so I thought I'd continue on to my room. And what a hot spot it was. It had a Hot Wheel bed in the center of the room with basketballs and goals lining the walls. That damn green Teletubbie was laying on the floor, so I picked it up using my elbows and threw it out the second story window. I then walked over to my closet to find a poster of the Backstreet Boys. Geez, what a weird kid I was. The next day was my first day of school. It was piss-pouring rain outside so everyone was running into the building. Hell, I love rain. It's gloomy and just.. great. When I walked into the school, I noticed everyone was walking down the hallway with their heads hunched downward toward the ground. As I kept walking, I noticed that these people had extremely pale faces and their eyes, too, were starting to turn red. They all look like Zo?½, so I'll get along just well here at this school. At the end of the hallway were these four teens. They, unlike the others, weren't hunched over. The first girl was an emo bitch named Anna. In her hands was a basket of wilted flowers - apparently she was my welcome wagon. Already I like this school. Standing next to her was this nerd named Trey. He had a vertical-striped shirt with overalls. I have a feeling I'm going to have a hard time getting along with him, but he's better than everyone else I've seen around here. The other two were the average joe couple named Jake and Morgan. They were very conservative, but in my mind, I totally could see them all over each other. As the day progressed, I noticed that the hunchback people really took a liking for me. They would put their hand on my shoulder and say "Auuuuurrrrrarrgh!" I think it's Chinese for hello. So far, so good. I'm already missing my hoe of a mother, but I could get used to living here.

Patrick ate a cookie The end.

spongdob the movie is a movie about spongdob in new york city and lol land

I'm going to put aside my other spin-off aside for now because I thought up of a brand-new idea lol. This Spin-Off contains Spongebob characters only, so no OCs will be involved. Some people are doing these, so I think I should start one too. It's my first time, so coming up with challenges for the contestants will be difficult for me at first, but I think I could handle it. Get ready for the super long introduction... Season 1, Episode 1: Why Come Here?! -Intro- Perch Perkins: Hey, welcome to the first season of Krabby Island! I'm Perch Perkins, your host, giving you the rundown of this new hottest TV show right now. Okay, first of all, some sea creatures have signed up to stay at this crappy underwater summer camp. Mmhm. We're getting to something. Second, they'll be facing the hardest challenges they've ever had to face in their entire life. Yes, some may be torturing.. or possibly impossible to complete. Don't worry; we've had interns test everything to make sure it is safe, and it is. Third, we have bonfire ceremonies where every three days a contestant gets voted off, and which have to walk down the Dock of Shame, catch the Bus of Losers, leave the island and to NEVER.. return again. All but one will recieve a tasty marshmallow of survival. They'll have to battle -quick pause- against each other, shoo mollusks that get in their way.. or make friends. It all depends on the camper, whether they choose to survive, or not. Watch this first episode of Total Krabby Island... IF YOU DARE. The winner of this competition WILL WIN $1,000,000,000 DOLLARS!! -End Intro-

I'm sorry for the short beginning. I'll try to write more once I start developing ideas. This is all I've got for now, but it's not quite finished yet. There's a second part. I hope you like it. Season 1, Episode 1: Sally! -Part One- (One day, a female fish entered the Krusty Krab.) ???: Hello, I came here for a job. Are there any spots open? Squidward: You look new. I never see you around here before. What brings you to this place? ???: Oh, sorry. My names Sally. I just came to this town from New Kelp City. You see, my house burnt down because of a terrible fire. So they told me I had to go somewhere of my choice, and I decided to come here. Bikini Bottom looks like a wonderful place to stay at. Squidward: You can talk to my boss in that office over there. Sally: Sure. Squidward: You should be careful, though. Sometimes he can play hard to get. Wait, why exacty did your house burn down? Sally: That's sort of... private. I can't let other people know about that. Squidward: Whatever. (Sally did a nervous chuckle then walked away. She stepped in Mr. Krabss office, him noticing the newcomer. He quickly shoved all the money off his desk, having the cash drop onto the floor.) Mr. Krabs: Hi there! What brings ye into me office? You aint supposed to be in here. This room be for this resturant owner only, unless I say so. Sally: Well, one of your employees told me that I should come to you for a job application. Mr. Krabs: We need help in here? Sally: I noticed the Help Wanted sign taped upon the front door. Mr. Krabs: Oh, that. I just put it up there to bring in customers. *pirate laugh* Sally: Mr. Krabs: So you need a job, eh? >.> Sally: Correct. Mr. Krabs: Youre in luck, miss! Just fill out all these papers and youre ready to go. Sally: Awesome, I cant wait to work here. Mr. Krabs: Anytime.

This is my show about the childhood of squidward tentacles prior to the events of spongebob. Season 1, episode 1: Pilot Synopsis: It begins with squidward getting up for school. He wakes up his brother, rick, with his normal wake-up call. Pouring goo on him. It then cuts to bikini bottom elementary school. Squidward is in first grade. Hes the loner of the class. His teacher, mrs. fishington, assigns a project. The students are gonna partner together to make a comic strip. The winner wins one dollar. Squidwards hopes are high he will get partnered with his crush. The class brain, farrah. But, shes assigned with another smart kid, and squidward, unfortunately, is partnered with the class idiot, patrick. Then, at squidwards house after school, squidward is sitting there with a pencil and paper, brainstorming ideas. while patrick is sitting there drooling. Just when all hope seems lost, patrick gets an idea. A comic about a mentally retar*** starfish. Squidward doesnt think that will work, but patrick jumps to it anyway. But, patrick is a TERRIBLE speller. He makes many errors, and squidward looks at it, and doesnt laugh at all. Squidward shows it to his mom, but his mom bursts laughing. Squidward is puzzled at how it could be funny. At the dinner table later that night, squidward reads the comic strip, and the whole family laughs. Rick almost chokes. Squidwards hopes of winning seem to be getting higher and higher, as many more people laugh to it. At school the next day, squidward reads his comic strip to the class, and just as he predicted, he won. Not just the money, but the heart of farrah. It ends with him doing a victory dance, then it rolls to the credits.

Description: An organization called The Unknown runs rampant in Bikini Bottom. When an ancient weapon that once belonged to a past life of King Neptune ends up in The TattleTale Strangler's hands, he must save the city before The Unknown destroys everything. But, can he survive being happy-go-lucky SpongeBob's partner or let the city fall to The Unknown's evil clutches? Rating: TV-14 D-V Theme Song: Simulcast: This spin-off is being simulcasted on FanFiction.Net I thought making a spin-off would be a cool idea to get my creative juices flowing. I hope you guys like it and criticism is always welcomed. Click on an episode to go to it: Season 1: The Beginnings [*:2mqmymma]1. The Sword (Pilot) [*:2mqmymma]2. The Unknown [*:2mqmymma]3. The New Partner [*:2mqmymma]4. The Home--- Episode 1.1: The Sword (Pilot) Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! the alarm clock yelled as it filled the calm nighttime atmosphere with disgruntling wake-up morning noises. A six foot six guy is laying in the bed with covers in an unordered mess. He slowly opens his eyes, softly curses in the air, and slams his fist into the alarm clock. With a whimper, it slowly chokes before dying without another sound. The guy is The TattleTale Strangler. Or, at least, that's what everyone calls him. For, you see, his name is truly Mac McGillingham. But, due to his massive size and strength, he's known by everyone as The Strangler. Back to the story. Mac slowly makes his way out of bed, pushing the covers off his hairly legs and slowly moving it towards the ground. He breathes a sigh, then walks off to school. At school, he walks down the hallway in pure confidence. He's the king of the school, the king of students. No one dares to stand in his way. The girls stare at him with their pretty eyes as they admire. The guys glance at him once and run off to warn the others. Mac turns for a second and slams a blond nerd into the locker, making a huge dent in the locker door. He then makes a slight smirk and continues to walk his way. "Now, let's begin our chapter in biology. I want everyone to flip to page 209," the teacher said while looking at his lesson plans. He was a pale redhead with rather large glasses and a lanky figure. He seemed to be a bit of a klutz, often knocking papers off of his desk and and accidentally tripping over himself. Mac smiled and muttered, "He's not the boss of me. I could beat him up if I wanted to." And, with that, he closed his book and rose from his chair. The teacher looked at Mac and said, "Sir, I advise you to sit back in your seat." "Nah," Mac replied with a puckering smile. "I think I'll go home and take a nap." "Young man, sit back down or I will give you detention." Mac then walked over to the teacher. Mac was a tower compared to the teacher. He slowly moved his head down and said, "You will let me go home and take a nap." The teacher started shaking in nervousness. "Y-y-y-yes, Mr. McGillingham." "It's The Strangler to you." Mac then raised his head, walked out, and slammed the door behind him. As he walked out of the school, he raised his fist in the air and yelled, "Victory!" Then everything went black. When Mac woke up, he found himself to be in a dark alley somewhere. Tall brick buildings surrounded him. A garbage bin laid behind him. He looked left and right. He tried to figure out where he was, but alas, he couldn't tell. Then, all of a sudden, a sudden yellow light burst out from the end of the alley. The light glowed and glimmered, coming from what seemed to be a source at the end of the alley. Mac curiously got up on his feet and slowly creeped towards it. What if it's heaven or a trap? Mac thought in his head. What if this thing kills me? When Mac got there, he saw that the light source was coming from between 2 loose newspapers in a pile of 20 laying on the ground. Mac lifted them up to find an ancient sword and a brown scabbard. It had a round brown leather handle that extended down to a long silver sword. The sides were razor sharp, so sharp that it could slice a pineapple. On one side of the sword, it had the letters "SOKM." Mac picked it up, slided it into the scabbard and put it on his back. The scabbard was the perfect size for him. All of a sudden, he started to feel a tingly-sensation within his skin. He started lifting off the ground. Then everything went black. Mac thought, Maybe I shouldn't have picked this up?

Just tell us how you're feeling and why. Meh.. I feel bored. I didn't really do anything today except stay home.

Well, here's my first spin-off. I'm gonna try to do my best at this... First part to be posted soon. Plot: There's a new resident in Bikini Bottom, and he/she lives next to Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward, with a fourth house placed on the far right, next to Spongebob's. So he/she is mostly a "new neighbor", in which he/she just moved in. I'm not sure who the OC will be yet, so I'm still doing some thinking.

This show is based off a game I had on here (that was never popular). It will star host Nick Peters and will have a dim-witted assistant named Jim. The rules are much similiar to Total Drama. Here are the characters that participate in the game: Spongebob Patrick Squidward Squilliam Mr. Krabs Plankton Karen Sandy Mrs. Puff Mermaid Man Barnicle Boy Man Ray Spongebob's Grandma Pearl Pearl's friend (we'll call her Jill) The first episode is coming soon!!!