Jump to content
  • Advertisement

Kat Taco vs. the Lyrics


Katniss

Recommended Posts

^I'll contest you on that second one. Ke$ha has certainly made her share of wretched, awful songs. But she's also made quite a few pop jams, and if you strip away all the bullshit that pop music throws on her, she actually has a great voice:

 

  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Hey, let’s talk about white rappers.

 

*loud booing*

 

Oh come on, you guys. Hear me out! *mutters* Ya filthy animals.

 

Specifically, let’s talk about a group of female white rappers called (quite fittingly) the White Girl Mob, which included the rappers V-Nasty, Lil Debbie, and Kreayshawn.

 

00-white_girl_mob_white_girl_mobbin-fron

 

Now, I haven’t heard anything from V-Nasty or Lil Debbie and I’m not sure I want to. However, Kreayshawn became a minor success in 2012 with the song “Gucci Gucci”. I don’t think the song is that bad, though I think Thrift Shop does a much better job at addressing materialism (and is a heck of a lot more fun). As for her other singles from her debut album? Well...

 

Go Hard (La.La.La) - Kreayshawn

 

Spoiler

 

[Lil Debbie]

Hey bitch, what's up?

You know what, I'd really like to do that,

But I don't have any fucking money

Like I don't have any fucking money

 

I guess the snack cake business isn’t working out for you, huh?

 

[Kreayshawn]

Hey bitch, do you really really really wanna go hard?

may2015-9.gif

 

Oh yes, I beg and plead, for I reaaaallyyy wanna go hard.

 

Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card

 

Woo, stealing and credit card theft! Turn up!

 

And take the car, do circles in the parking lot

 

So you steal the car...to drive around in circles? Dang, you girls just became a lot more boring.

 

Scream at the top of our lungs like

La la la la la la la la la la la la

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfrEMgJbu14

We on that

La la la la la la la la la la

 

Is “la la la” the new drug that the kiddos are taking these days?

 

Hey bitch, I see you workin at the mall

At Forever 21 selling tanks and shawls

You wanna quit your job

You need a place to go

 

What. Are you seriously encouraging her to just up and quit her job?

 

Girl run your own show, but don't be on some hoe shit

 

*raises hand* Ms. Kreayshawn, what do you consider to be “hoe shit”? 

 

Bounce with something cute on

I kiss into a fog zone

 

So are you hitting on this girl or merely informing her of your interesting kissing habits?

 

I be really off

 

I be really sucking at grammar thoooo

 

In searching for some water doeeee

 

At least she knows the importance of being properly hydrated!

 

What it do, let it go

And go hard

Lemme see you do it, go hard, like real hard

 

*Kreayshawn in the studio*

VqrzL3Gm.jpg

“Lemme see you do it, go hard, like...uh...aw damn what am I gonna say here. Oh yeahhh, “Lemme see you do it, go hard, like...real hard.”

 

I mean, are you even trying to sound clever?

 

Ey bitch, do you really really really wanna go hard?

Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card

And take the car do circles in the parking lot

Scream at the top of our lungs like

La la la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la la

We on that

La la la la la la la la la la

We on that

La la la la la la la la la la

Do it like, do it like, do it like

 

Do it like do it like what like what like what?

 

Let me see you go hard, go hard, go hard

 

Girl you need that new

Bottles on chill, I got gold chain flu

 

Maybe you should see a doctor for that.

 

Little lady on my side

Show me how you ride out

 

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/6634691

 

Please DO NOT remind me of that trash. Thank you.

 

Be a good one and I'll take you to my hideout

 

Uhh...this would sound hella creepy coming from a guy. Who am I kidding? It still sounds creepy right now.

 

Pretty little bitch, dripping like some water though

 

Gross.

 

I be on that straw and coming for that low, low

 

jenna-marbles.gif

 

Kreayshawn is preying on you tonight, like animals-mals.

 

What I did, let her go

She's back now

She went real hard til she threw her back out

 

6ySdLIjm.jpg

 

This is a PSA, y’all. Be warned of the dangers of going TOO hard. And knowing is half the battle!

 

Ey bitch, do you really really really wanna go hard?

Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card

And take the car do circles in the parking lot

Scream at the top of our lungs like

La la la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la

We on the

La la la la la la la la la la

We on the

La la la la la la la la la la

 

Silly girl, take your jacket off

Get off the floor

 

I’m really confused. What is the scenario here. Is this the aforementioned girl who injured herself due to going real hard? Is this a different girl? And leave her alone, maybe she’s cold. :glare:

 

Go hard, go hard

Go hard, go hard

Do it like, do it like, do it like

Let me see you go hard, go hard, go hard

Go hard

 

Yikes, the song is having a breakdown. Poor thing.

 

Ey bitch, do you really really really wanna go hard?

Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card

And take the car do circles in the parking lot

Scream at the top of our lungs like

La la la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la

We on the

La la la la la la la la la la

We on the

La la la la la la la la la la

 

Do it like, do it like, do it like,

Do it like, do it like, do it like

Let me see you go hard, go hard, go hard

Go hard, go hard, go hard

Do it, do it, do it

Do it like, do it like,

Let me see you go hard, go hard, hard, hard

Go hard

Go hard

Go hard

 

I’m honestly not sure how to describe what I just listened to. The autotune does not do wonders for Kreay’s voice, and the remixing of her vocals in certain lines comes off as more obnoxious than cool. If this is what it’s like to go hard, then I’d rather curl up on the couch with Netflix and ice cream.

  • Like 6
Link to comment
Share on other sites

tumblr_mge0kwN9aV1rkyd7jo1_500.gif

Jack Black's right, folks. Rock is about the passion. Passion, along with solid lyrics and instrumentals, will combine to form a killer song. But we all know that sometimes, people screw up recipes and create a hot mess. Look no further than some of the rock hits of the 2000s.



NO. Not today, at least :stinkeye:

Lips of an Angel - Hinder

Spoiler



Honey why you calling me so late?

Honey, why do you sound so pathetic? Why is she CAWLING YOUUUU so late, indeed?

It's kinda hard to talk right now.
Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay?
I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud

Dude, it’s 2006. I’m pretty sure you can text her if you’re so worried about making noise.

Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you

Oh, that’s real nice. Your girlfriend deserves better than a douchebag like you who’d rather be with another girl.

I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name

UGH. You sound so disgusting and self-satisfied here. Just stop.

It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak

And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel






ARE. YOU. KIDDING ME. WHAT. THE FUCK.


d0f1439601835a69993f0559e9a6d8f0.gif

Where do I begin? Oh yeah, how about the fact that you think it’s too hard to stay faithful to your girlfriend? How about the fact that you’re on the phone while your girl is in the next room alone? How about the fact that you don’t seem that guilty about cheating in the first place?

It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And, yes, I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me

So the girl you’re talking to is a cheating jerk as well? AWESOME!

Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue

If she doesn’t have a clue when she’s in the VERY NEXT ROOM, then you’re either ninja-level sneaky or she’s woefully clueless.

Well my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on

You never moved on, yet both of you are in different relationships. Okay then! If you still think about each other all the time, what's the point of breaking up in the first place? :okay:

It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak

And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak

And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

Honey why you calling me so late?

I love how the plot of this isn’t even resolved by the end. Well, unless it ends like this:

tumblr_m2hx9lEK9j1r01z8ao1_500.gif
...okay, maybe that’s a bit harsh.

This isn’t even laughably bad, this is just horrendous. Are we supposed to feel sympathetic towards the guy in this song? Because all I feel is annoyed that he’s playing this current girl because he can’t stop mooning over his ex. His whiny, irritating voice does not help matters at all. It’s time to hang up on Hinder.

  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...