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I’m not of the mindset that all country music is awful. Johnny Cash is one of the greats, and Kasey Musgraves is a pretty good modern star. However, I won’t deny that there are some stinkers in the genre. The “bro-country” crop of musicians that’s sprouted up in the past few years is especially bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kMg-I1CZak

Remember the controversy this little ditty stirred up? Yeah, perhaps Brad Paisley isn’t the go-to guy to sing about race relations. And as today’ song proves, he isn’t the guy to sing about gender roles, either.

 

“I’m Still a Guy” - Brad Paisley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wum5oI65OGA

When you see a deer you see Bambi

And I see antlers up on the wall

When you see a lake you think picnic

And I see a large mouth up under that log

You're probably thinking that you're going to change me

In some ways well maybe you might

Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what

I'm still a guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRTjksM3YAs

Also, I guess I can see the concept you’re trying to go for, with men and women being different, but I dunno if I can totally jive with it. Of course men and women can have some differences but what’s to say that a girl doesn’t wanna go hunting and such as well?


When you see a priceless French painting

I see a drunk, naked girl

Perving out to works of art. Classy.

You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy

And I'd like to give it a whirl

Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of

And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall

So you’d only carry my purse or walk my “sissy” dog in a weak moment, huh? I understand. Wouldn’t want people to label you as a flaming homo!

But remember, I'm still a guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

 

I’m sorry, I can’t help slipping better songs in here. :funny:

 

I'll pour out my heart

Hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Aww, that’s actually kinda sweet--

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

...followed up by violence because of course it is.


I can hear you now talking to your friends

Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"

From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club

And building a fire in a cave

According to science, you’ve technically evolved into a human, but the jury’s out on whether you’ve evolved into a decent human being.

But when you say a backrub means only a backrub

Then you swat my hand when I try

Well, what can I say at the end of the day

Honey, I'm still a guy

We get the picture by now, Brad, but go ahead. Keep on needlessly having to assert your manliness.

I'll pour out my heart

Hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes getting facials

Manicured, waxed and botoxed

With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands

You can't grip a tacklebox

Oh noes, guys who like to get facials and make themselves look pretty instead of going fishing! Oh the horror, the horror!

With all of these men lining up to get neutered

It's hip now to be feminized

I don't highlight my hair

I've still got a pair

Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

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Screw you, Brad Paisley. So these guys should just hand in their balls because they don’t fit your typical macho expectations, huh? Who are you to call them girly? What a douche.

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked

There's a gun in my truck

Oh thank God, I'm still a guy

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I don’t think I’ve ever gotten so ticked off at a song before. Does Austin Winkler sound worse on Lips of an Angel? Yes. But this song leaves even more of a bad taste in my mouth. Where was the controversy when this song came out? I guess people didn’t care back then and wrote it off as another typical country song. But I care, and I do declare this song to be stinkier than cow dung left on the underside of someone’s boot.

One more thing: the instrumentals in the beginning sound like a mobile in a baby’s room. WTF.



 

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