Wumbo Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 so for two days I wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylie Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 review the lyrics of the icarly theme 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 review the lyrics of the icarly theme I only cover bad music, sorry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylie Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 I only cover bad music, sorry true, if you slandered mother cosgrove id report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 live life, breathe air 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Katniss Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 I’m not of the mindset that all country music is awful. Johnny Cash is one of the greats, and Kasey Musgraves is a pretty good modern star. However, I won’t deny that there are some stinkers in the genre. The “bro-country” crop of musicians that’s sprouted up in the past few years is especially bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kMg-I1CZakRemember the controversy this little ditty stirred up? Yeah, perhaps Brad Paisley isn’t the go-to guy to sing about race relations. And as today’ song proves, he isn’t the guy to sing about gender roles, either. “I’m Still a Guy” - Brad Paisleyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wum5oI65OGAWhen you see a deer you see BambiAnd I see antlers up on the wallWhen you see a lake you think picnicAnd I see a large mouth up under that logYou're probably thinking that you're going to change meIn some ways well maybe you mightScrub me down, dress me up but no matter whatI'm still a guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRTjksM3YAsAlso, I guess I can see the concept you’re trying to go for, with men and women being different, but I dunno if I can totally jive with it. Of course men and women can have some differences but what’s to say that a girl doesn’t wanna go hunting and such as well?When you see a priceless French paintingI see a drunk, naked girlPerving out to works of art. Classy.You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazyAnd I'd like to give it a whirlWell love makes a man do some things he ain't proud ofAnd in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mallSo you’d only carry my purse or walk my “sissy” dog in a weak moment, huh? I understand. Wouldn’t want people to label you as a flaming homo!But remember, I'm still a guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64 I’m sorry, I can’t help slipping better songs in here. I'll pour out my heartHold your hand in the carWrite a love song that makes you cryAww, that’s actually kinda sweet--Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by...followed up by violence because of course it is.I can hear you now talking to your friendsSaying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"From dragging his knuckles and carrying a clubAnd building a fire in a caveAccording to science, you’ve technically evolved into a human, but the jury’s out on whether you’ve evolved into a decent human being.But when you say a backrub means only a backrubThen you swat my hand when I tryWell, what can I say at the end of the dayHoney, I'm still a guyWe get the picture by now, Brad, but go ahead. Keep on needlessly having to assert your manliness.I'll pour out my heartHold your hand in the carWrite a love song that makes you cryThen turn right around knock some jerk to the ground'Cause he copped a feel as you walked byThese days there's dudes getting facialsManicured, waxed and botoxedWith deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony handsYou can't grip a tackleboxOh noes, guys who like to get facials and make themselves look pretty instead of going fishing! Oh the horror, the horror!With all of these men lining up to get neuteredIt's hip now to be feminizedI don't highlight my hairI've still got a pairYeah honey, I'm still a guy Screw you, Brad Paisley. So these guys should just hand in their balls because they don’t fit your typical macho expectations, huh? Who are you to call them girly? What a douche.Oh my eyebrows ain't pluckedThere's a gun in my truckOh thank God, I'm still a guy I don’t think I’ve ever gotten so ticked off at a song before. Does Austin Winkler sound worse on Lips of an Angel? Yes. But this song leaves even more of a bad taste in my mouth. Where was the controversy when this song came out? I guess people didn’t care back then and wrote it off as another typical country song. But I care, and I do declare this song to be stinkier than cow dung left on the underside of someone’s boot. One more thing: the instrumentals in the beginning sound like a mobile in a baby’s room. WTF. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 he seems more paranoid at proving he's still a manly southern man than anything else lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I've never heard of this song before but wow fuck you Brad Paisley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 It's a good thing Brad Paisley didn't release any other controversial songs in his career. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 It's a good thing Brad Paisley didn't release any other controversial songs in his career.maybe we shouldn't be so hard on him, he's only a Skynyrd fan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) That song just sounds pompous and ironically, prissy. "I'm a special snowflake just because I'm not with the fem trend!". No no no. Edited October 4, 2015 by Metal Snake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 The YouTube comments are a good indication of this song's demographicMatt Sheerin 3 months agocaitlyn jenner should listen to this song 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Cowboy Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Yo that mulan song was fire, this song on the other hand..... i'll let frylock explain it.. and hey I think I found his brain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 sbnator's avatar represents my reaction to "I'm Still a Guy" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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