NegiSpongie Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 MR. KRABS: You wouldn't know "cool" if I locked ya in the freezer. SPONGEBOB: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the freezer. So I think I know what "cool" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongebobViewer64 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 " It's not like it's different than any other dollar, you could just reach into my wallet, take out a dollar and nobody else would know the difference. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Cowboy Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaid Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Stepcrash From The Idiot Box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Less_SpongeBob Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Oh yeah, this joke's hilarious. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k3gc7CSOGmE Not exactly the original joke, but gosh Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost is underrated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 SQUIDWARD: Don't be intimidated, Squidward, try to imagine him in his underwear. SQUIDWARD: OH NO! HE'S HOT! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBibbles Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ91cQrQzBE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) "You're going to cut our butts off?" "Can I use mine one last time?" Edited February 22, 2018 by jjsthekid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I don't have a specific quote but the dark humor is so underated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 This: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Cowboy Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iedasb Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 "Goodbye the worst thing to happened to Bikini Bottom since those 99 cent stores". SB said it so straight faced with a smile that I feel like he was secretly giving the real world a message. It just cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RD Rockruff Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 From Life of Crime: SpongeBob: And All that running is good for our buns and thighs, right? Muscular man: (in German accent) Ja, buns and thighs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigOcean Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 When Patrick throws the watermelon into Squidwards mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Carotte Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Pearl: Oh SpongeBob, you look so adorable. I could just eat you up! SpongeBob: Sorry, Pearl, but this item's not on the menu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Cowboy Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Pearl: Oh SpongeBob, you look so adorable. I could just eat you up! SpongeBob: Sorry, Pearl, but this item's not on the menu! hehehe Squidward: "No, Mr. Krabs, it's that time of the month." cmon the blimp is red! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the leak ma'am Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 this is a load of barnicles is over raited 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 "getting the poop on the robot" How the show was trying to pass the censor with the word poop. I don't know, but I found it funny how SpongeBob was trying not to cuss and it sounded weird when he used that filler word. Feels like something I would do with darn or dang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Cowboy Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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