Spin-off Action: The Great SBC Race

[Clappy]

No not the 2011 reboot from yesteryear with Black Jesus and challenges involving Naomi's boobs. This is the show I once made on TV.com about five years ago. Only one thing has changed for this go around. Since fanfics involving SBC users are becoming the most popular, I'm making them the focus of this. So I'm already prepared for the comments about how Steel already does this with UWS, but at the same time, I'm not going to carbon copy UWS. I'm making this more like the SOA I once wrote except longer and more like the pseudo-reality show competition show that I had five years ago.

Plot: 24 SBC users compete in a reality show hosted by Perch Perkins Clappy and his special guest assistant in challenges based off of movies from present and yesteryear.

[I'M A TRASH CAN]

What SBC members are going to be here.

 

Edited June 9, 2016 by jjsthekid

[Steel Sponge]

This sounds interesting. I'll await to see your first episode.

[So Sejima]

At least if I'm the assistant I get to fire the losers out of the cannon.

[terminoob]

This is what I've been training for.

[kev]

AWWW YEAHHHHHH!!

[Wumbo]

I'm winning this one BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TOOOOOOOO

[SpongeOddFan]

I'm winning this one BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TOOOOOOOO

nah, i'll win this.

[Steel Sponge]

I'm winning this one BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TOOOOOOOO

 

Hopefully you don't make everyone else fried up like a fish stick.

[Steel Sponge]

Excuse me for bumping this (and DP-ing :/ ), but is this still a thing, even considering how you're not as influenced by UWS anymore?

[Clappy]

Excuse me for bumping this (and DP-ing :/ ), but is this still a thing, even considering how you're not as influenced by UWS anymore?

This will still be a thing.  Just not at the moment.

[Guest]

This will still be a thing.  Just not at the moment.

When will it be a thing exactly?

[Clappy]

When will it be a thing exactly?

My plan wasn't for this to be ready right away.  I'm looking more towards the Fall of 2015.  Not purposely pushing this off.  I just want less on my plate so I can commit to this.

[So Sejima]

Early announcement much?

[Guest]

My plan wasn't for this to be ready right away.  I'm looking more towards the Fall of 2015.  Not purposely pushing this off.  I just want less on my plate so I can commit to this.

I like that thinking. Better have been later then not good.

[Clappy]

NOTE: If I didn’t include you on a team, please don’t be offended.  I’m planning on having a ton of cameos throughout the season of users who were not picked.  With that said, this pilot is going to be a two parter with part one coming right now and Part 2 probably coming next week when I have a day off from my work schedule since at the moment, I have to work six days straight starting tomorrow.  Anyway, let’s get on with it.

 

1. Her Name is Rio (Pilot) Part I

 

???:   SBC.   A forum that has lasted over six years longer than anyone expected it to last.  Originally made for a place for everyone to share spin-offs and escape tv.com’s treacherous rules and unjust punishments.  Now we look at the spin-off section and….it’s juts SBC themed lits.  The creativity seems to be running dry, but it’s time to shake things up again with….ANOTHER SBC THEMED LIT.  Except we’re taking one of the oldest spin-offs from yesteryear and has been rebooted time and time again by our elder statesman Clappy and refreshing it to fit in with the times.  So you guys like Global Cruises eh?  Well how about we go around the world except this time, our forum goers are going on an extended SBC hiatus to travel instead.  Yep, we’re parodying The Amazing Race, The Ridonculous Race, Total Drama World Tour, and more except this time, it’s not going to be a blatant rip-off.  Yes our teams will be pairs of two.  Yes they will compete in challenges.  Yes there will be internal drama…..are you sure this isn’t a blatant rip-off guys lol?

Self-awareness aside, I’m your host….in an extended cameo….JCM.  And this is the new season of Spin-off Action...the reboot…of the reboot lol I have no clue.  Time to bump this concept into high gear.  Let’s meet our teams.

 

 

Team #1: Dylan and Nuggets – The Skypers

 

Nugs: What gives fam?  That Skype joke is outdated af.

 

Dylan: Bitch, it wouldn’t be outdated if you actually Skyped me back. ~

 

Nugs: Dylan, I swear to Yeezus you are the WOAT.

 

Dylan:

 

Nuggets: But as long as I’m on this team, we’ll be the GOAT team.  Everyone else better watch us…or die.

 

 

Team #2: Cha and Tyeam – The Mega Minds

 

Cha: Katie and I are practically the same person.  We both love Megamind.  We love to draw.  We share similar tastes when it comes to loving SpongeBob characters.

 

Tyeam: Yeah.  Gwen and I are one in the same and with that mindset, we can definitely win the race.

 

Cha: So true. <3

 

Tyeam: Let’s win this one for Plankypoo.

 

Cha: And The 4.

 

 

Team #3: Trophy and Rev – The Red Hot Chili Steppers

 

Trophy: Very funny Claps, but this isn’t that new ep of ATTWL 4.

 

Rev: What’s that?  Am I included in that show?

 

Trophy: You might as well at this rate since that sixth episode is never coming.

 

Rev: In the meantime, let’s Give It Away now and dream of Californication once we win this.

 

Trophy: But my disappointment is not Under The Bridge just yet.

 

 

Team #4: Clappy and Wumbo – The Music Critics

 

Clappy: To be fair, I review ALL entertainment…..and that new episode is still coming Trophy.

 

Wumbo: Thank you for that spammy, yet somewhat necessary intro.  Since we’re shipped often for our critiquing, figured we better run this race together.

 

Clappy: As long as Wumbo agrees that Crocodile Rock is not one of the worst songs of 1973.

 

Wumbo: ……….

 

Clappy: Friendship over.

 

 

Team #5: Sauce and Katniss – Team Grande

 

Sauce: Kat and I share a lot more interests than you would think.

 

Kat: We both have eerily similar musical tastes.

 

Sauce: We both have been the most active ask me threads during the four years of popularity.

 

Kat: We both love similar shows and movies.

 

Sauce: And we both idolize the same Queen.

 

Kat: It’s like we are the same person.

 

 

Team #6: Jjs and SOF – Team Mystery Shack

 

Jjs: ..what’s that SOF?

 

*SOF pcs Jjs his thoughts*

 

Jjs: SOF always messages me asking questions and wanting to tell me his deepest darkest secrets.  But when SOF speaks, he always has the lulziest replies.

 

SOF: MUMBO WUMBO

 

Jjs: SOF Wumbo isn’t on this team.

 

SOF: soz

 

 

Team #7: Aya and OMJ – Team Hell No

 

Aya: Welcome to hell.  I’m your tour guide Aya.  And this the Jenk Man, David.

 

OMJ: Sure we’re not as close as we once were, but together, we make one hell of a tag team.

 

Aya: YES!

 

OMJ: We’ve even got our own chant.

 

Aya: Hell…No Rocks!

 

OMJ: Clap with us now.

 

OMJ and Aya: Hell…No Rocks!

 

 

Team #8: Omair and Terminoob – The New Yorkers

 

Omair: OMG TERMI YES!

 

Termi: Well I guess I had to be included in this somehow.

 

Omair: TERMI WE ARE GOING TO TOTALLY MAKE THESE GUYS EAT OUR DUST LEL

 

Termi: I thought for sure you would say it would be Nutella

 

Omair: No you silly llama.   I sure hope we get to experience -43 degree temperature.  That would be amazeballs.

 

 

Team #9: 70s and Homestuck – Team Countdown

 

70s: Eww why such a bad team name?

 

Homie: Because we have multiple countdowns.

 

70s:

 

Homie:

 

70s:

 

 

Team #10: CNF and CDCB – The Nostalgics

 

CNF: You can say that our wide variety of cartoon knowledge can give us an edge up on knowing all the clichés that usually come with these sorts of shows and what to expect.

 

CD: Although to be fair when it comes to situations we get stuck in, we just “use our noodle” and do “the noodle dance”.

 

CNF: Eww that’s fucking gross.

 

CD: Does it not otterrouse you?

 

CNF: By the power of Sailor Jupiter please stop these bad jokes.

 

CD: You’ll have to cum and stop me.

 

*several disgusting bad jokes later*

 

 

Team #11: hilaryfan80 and Face - The Twins

 

hilaryfan80: Of course we are going to get paired up.  We’re twins.

 

Face: How much more obvious can it get.

 

hilaryfan80: Good news is we know all the ins and outs of SBC through our mastery of IPB and being able to know everyone’s vital information.

 

Face: And knowing is half the battle when it comes to these races because we can figure out what everyone’s weaknesses are.

 

hilaryfan80: Be warned SBC.  We’re in it to win it.

 

 

Team #12: Steel and Metal Snake - The Bronies

 

Steel: To be fair, I’m more than just a brony.  And we aren’t the only bronies on the forums these days.  There are a ton of bronies out there that I think our name is unjust.

 

Metal Snake: No shame at all.  Doesn’t matter what we are, we can still win this.

 

Steel: Although I should consider myself more of a music critic and a countdowner too.

 

Metal Snake: Lol dude.  Chill.  Don’t let classifications get yourself in a fret to justify who you are.

 

 

Team #13: Halibut and Elastic - Team Ween

 

Elastic: Better than indie hipster garbage.

 

Halibut: Bro, indie hipster garbage is awesome.  You should check out At the Drive In.  Don’t let Cyanide affect your opinion of it.

 

Elastic: I FUCKING LOVE AT THE DRIVE IN.  YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT SUICIDE!

 

Halibut: JOHNNY IS ONE OF MY TOP 100 SONGS OF ALL TIME!

 

Elastic: HE’S CRUISING THE NIGHT LOOKING FOR LOVE! <3

 

Cyanide: Hey guys.  I like Suicide too.  Can I join your team?

 

 

Team #14: Crushing and Hayden – Team Total Cartoon

 

Crushing: I don’t understand the meaning of our team name.

 

Hayden: Well Crushing, it’s only the GREATEST spin-off in history written by the BEST writer ever in 4EverGreen.  It’s got gay marriage.  It’s got cartoon pregnancy.  It’s got cheap shots at Clappy.

 

Crushing: 4EverGreen has lasted a long time on the forums, so that does mean he must have developed quite the following for his writings.

 

Hayden: But you don’t understand.  Do I need to list off my reasons for you to read it again?

 

Crushing: I think it’s a good spin-off, but that doesn’t mean it’s the best spin-off.  There are a lot of other writers out there that try their best.

 

Hayden: Why couldn’t I be partnered with Katniss.

 

 

Team #15: Prez and MMM: The Wander Bros

 

Prez: I still haven’t watched Wander Over Yonder.

 

MMM: It’s been TWO.  WHOLE.  YEARS.

 

Prez:

 

MMM:

 

Prez: Eh Ice Bear is better anyway.

 

MMM: Ice Bear is god.

 

Prez: We could be here for awhile guys.

 

 

Team #16: WhoBob and Sbnator – The Film Fanatics

 

Sbnator: Bro.  We’re so going to go around the world in 80 days.

 

WhoBob: That looks amazing.  I definitely want to check that out after this experience.

 

Sbnator: Yeah we definitely have similar movie tastes.  Favorite actor?

 

WhoBob/Sbnator: LEONARDO DICAPRIO.

 

WhoBob: Yeah the two of us are totally in sink to the point that we can work together very well.

 

 

Team #17: Teenj and Asia – Brother/Sister

 

Teenj: I think this competition will bring us closer together as family and racing against our fellow forum goers will probably make everyone see Asia in a new light.

 

Asia: Where’s Hayden?

 

Teenj: Asia, you need to think twice and act once in this race.

 

Asia: Idc, where is he?  He doesn’t like me.

 

 

Team #18: Shin and Kevin – The Asian Connection

 

Shin: What it do baby boo?  It’s your boy Shin with his mini-me.

 

Kevin: I’m just here because the ask me people are here.

 

Shin: Well I’m here to get the succ.

 

Kevin: Succ!

 

Shin: And focus on those A-E-S-T-H-E-T-I-C

 

Kevin: Aesthetics.

 

 

 

 

JCM: Alright guys, welcome!  You’ve met your fellow teams.  Now it’s time to get this race going right here.  Live from the capital of the United States where Donald Trump will be our next president lol.

 

EVERYONE:

 

JCM: Each leg of this race will consist of making sure you guys complete all of the assigned tasks accordingly until you reach a pit stop.  Your goal is to not be the last team to get to this pit stop, otherwise, you will be dead faster than my ask thread.  However, the team to come out on top will win the grand prize of ONE.  BILLION.  DOUBLOONS.  Think of all the store items you won’t buy with them lol.

 

EVERYONE:

 

JCM: Ok maybe I should stop with the jokes.   So here’s what you guys want to do.   This right here:

 

 

Is our dearest user, Box.  You want to get to these Boxes to get travel hints and guides as to where you must go to get your next clue.   Lol enough pre-rambling, are you guys ready?

 

*everyone is alert*

 

JCM: On your mark…..get set…..GO!

 

*everyone runs in unison to Box and opens clue*

 

Jjs: Make your way

 

Clappy: To Ronald Reagan

 

Sauce: Washington National

 

WhoBob: Airport

 

Cha: To book your flight

 

Shin: To RIO BABY BOO!

 

The teams then started to run to find means of transportation.  But what little they were aware of is the clusterfuck that is Washington D.C. traffic.

[WhoBibbles]

I don't have a fav actor, yet, lol (tho I love Chris Evans) but still so cool.

[Cha]

I think you did the personalities pretty well, I can't wait for more man. 

[Katniss]

Can't wait for me and Sauce and her eyelashes to dominate

[illiniguy34]