President Squidward

I was raised on Biggie and Nirvana.

I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF SQUNSCHPUNSCH TRY AND STOP ME MUAHAHAHAHA

I wish movie theaters would let you just buy their damn food without having to pay to see a movie, because my OCD was bad earlier and didn't want to risk choking due to feeling nervous I barely ate the popcorn and now I'm sad and wished I had more of it.

at least the hot dog was delicious. Interesting to see amc have freestyle machines

i'm a crack addict

I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES, YOU PUNCHLINE

I'M AN ANIMAL

YOU'RE AN ANIMAL

I'm currently watching an episode of Teen Titans GO! It's so much better than that show with people who have no talent and probably hate animation called "Teen Titans GO"!  Enough said!

I'm going to Ohio again this Sunday. <3 Haven't been there since I joined this site.

I'm gonna say the n word.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not tired of it yet, but who is tired of Squnschpunsch? Mention it you or not here. I'm very curious. I'd like to tally up the votes altogether.

I'm so happy Prez got banned from SBM that guy was annoying

I'M THE TROUBLE STARTER, PUNKIN' INSTIGATOR 

I've come up with a conclusion...

 

 

 

 

...Encore is the best Eminem album ever.

I've concluded that Kyle McCulloch and Jack Pendarvis might be my least favorite writers of the series.

It's weird how EVERY EPISODE they wrote, they just had to ruin Squidward's character by making him do weird acts or make him act zanier. I thought Skill Crane was just a one-off thing, but when Post-Sequel came out, I realized it was a SIGN, and I think it made me lose my entertainment of Skill Crane a bit.

Weird how an Adventure Time writer can just suddenly change style with SpongeBob and just make it wacky as hell and not have some ground to it, or at least make all the characters grounded. Lost in Bikini Bottom, Tutor Sauce, both awful episodes.

And then, let's talk about Kyle McCulloch, besides Skill Crane, he unleashes Squidward's awful zanier side that should NEVER ever be engrained as a high percentage of his character, I haven't seen Sold! and The Whole Tooth,  but I've heard and seen some perculiar things about Squidward in there, and I am afraid to come across them when I do... BUT, HE wrote Patrick! The Game. One of the most disgusting, painful episodes to ever EXPERIENCE with Squidward. Truly awful characterization for everyone involved in there, including Squidward. Shame. Fuck that episode.

Now, let's talk about the TWO TOGETHER, writing some of my most despised episodes or moments of Squidward, such as Company Picnic (which I kind of seen and witnessed the horrors of OC Squidward in there, sucking on pens like a deranged lunatic Ren and Stimpy character) or THE FISHBOWL, which I had in my worst list last year but never watched really, BUT SQUIDWARDS CHARACTERIZATION in there alone, CHASING ice cream for no fucking reason, and then being tested by Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick like a psychopath in a mental institution just seems painful. I fuckin hate it.

Squid Plus One I USED to like back when I first saw it, but now I realize Squidward felt unusual as hell in that episode, just in a more played down level, but still felt overly stressed and angry, and then takes a mirror of himself with him to the concert. He's egotistical, but not to a weird level like that. At least get his personality right and not take it up to 11.

It makes me not want these two (or hell, anybody in this era, looking at you Kaz...) nowhere near this character.

I'm sure these people are nice, cool people in real life. Don't worry, I'm not mad at them, I'm just not a fan of the writing and I know they can do better than that. Maybe one day I can work for something SpongeBob related and they can write Squidward better if the show has a slower pace in tone and was actually entertaining and not depressing to see everyone just be a train wreck to look at all the time.

I've gained 13 pounds in the past month.

should I be concerned 

I’m blue. *eurodance intensifies*

I’m fucking devastated to lose a great pet at 9 years. A cat who was just acting fine 4 days ago. A Urinary Blockage that’s incurable is now taking his life tonight. Moment of silence for Ralphy. I love you, and I hope you get to see Tomas, Elliot and my dogs Hunny and Chloe above. My night is now grim.

I’ve got three hundred hot screamin kids waitin to see... LEO THE LIZARD

I’ve noticed a lot of the shows most hated episodes are Squidward going through pain, annoyance and misery. Kind of makes you think he deserves to be written for other things and shouldn’t get happiness due to him being the “straightman” or “butt monkey” of the show huh 

Iconic Halloween username and avatar 

If anyone can draw me Squarizio or Squacob friendship/conflict please respond to this status

If you put googly eyes on both of your hands, and then put your hands in your pockets, does that mean you’re suffocating Oobi and Kako?

im gonna go CRAZY https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Books-Comics-Magazines/267/m.html?_nkw=&amp;_armrs=1&amp;_ipg=&amp;_from=&amp;_ssn=pranker

Imagine if Karl Hadrika wrote and storyboarded a season 12 episode.

imagine ink lemonade but it’s squnschpunsch