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  1. People are kookoo for football as Sonny is kookoo for Cocoa Puffs.

  2. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC COCK

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      You must not be a club member then.

    3. shin

      shin

      "gee, what's this stringy stuff do?"

    4. kev

      kev

      Is that what he calls it? :P

  3. This is your brain. And this is heroin. And this is your brain after snorting heroin. *smashes egg with frying pan*

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    2. MMM

      MMM

      THIS IS WHAT YOUR FRIENDS GO THROUGH

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      AND YOUR MONEY, AND YOUR JOB, YOUR SELF-RESPECT AND YOUR FUTURE!

      ...Any questions?

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      AGH WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME I ALREADY KILLED 5 PEOPLE FOR SOME CAN YOU HIDE ME FROM THE POLICE PLEASE?

  4. Joining the We Bare Bears fad, but with a creepier facial expression. ;)

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      I don't think it's bamboo that pandas like to consume, based on that facial expression ;)

    3. kev

      kev

      he makes love to the bamboo, it's obviously up his arse. @-@

    4. President Squidward
  5. *insert song lyrics here*

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    2. Steel Sponge
    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      EYEM JUST A KID

      AND LIIIIIFE IS A NIGHTMARE

  6. tmw your avatar isn't working anymore so it's just a nlank white square :(

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      tis fine for me

    3. The Guy With the Computer

      The Guy With the Computer

      It's working for me. Must be a defect on some computers.

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Okay it's working fine for me too lol

  7. Don't mean to be nitpicky here, but why is Squidward having a lot of crazy moments in these new episodes? It's fine to do that but don't make it his character.

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      @Bagels Him randomly hitting a costumer with a spatula and pouring salt on mr krabs's eyes in Tutor Sauce

      him getting himself dirty just to go home in Lost in Bikini Bottom

      talking to his reflection was kind of out of his character in Squid Plus One

      and him going crazy stuffing his face with peanuts and sucking on a candy pan in a weird way in Company Picnic

  8. What is so hot it's coolbut is so cool it's hot?

  9. I don't really pay attention to today's pop

    anymore. Anyone else feel the same?

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    2. Katniss
    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      2016's music so far is soooooo uninteresting

    4. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      I don't pay attention to it at all. I haven't since 2014.

  10. How would you guys feel if I made 2000's music lists? I'd love to do it but then it would be hard for me to put into words what I like or dislike about a song. I don't know why but I'm just like that :/

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      go for it! i'd be interested to hear your opinions.

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Hey, if it means more people joining the music reviewing lexicon, sure.

       

      You should do year-end lists as well. :smirk:

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Alright, I'll try my best not to disappoint :P 

  11. *lurks*

    *looks at some posts*

    *hides* :funny: 

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      i'm sorry I don't know what to post here anymore :'(((( 

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      its ok just joking

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I know you were joking, hence why I liked your reply :funny: 

  12. DJ Khaled's Wild Thoughts ruined Maria Maria for me a little bit. 

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Rihanna doesn't know how to speak in English anymore.

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      maybe but I love her anyway

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Wild Thoughts honestly has nothing going for it other than the sample.

      The rest of the song is so dull and it's by far Rihanna's worst performance I've ever heard.

  13. daily reminder that vailskibum94 is terrible

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    2. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      i like how "bum" is in his name

    3. RD Rockruff

      RD Rockruff

      failskibum94 amirite

      I will never understand why he has so many subscribers. His video titles are definite clickbait and don't relate (or at least only loosely relate) to the video's content. I could go on but then the list could get long.

    4. sbl

      sbl

      why do people hate him

  14. The Story of O.J. is such a good song, thanks Todd in the shadows 

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      So does that mean.....

      (Also, replace "I'm" with "You're" because I didn't want to post Imagine Dragons.)

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      @Katniss I've never hated Todd. I like to watch his videos from time to time and recently been watching more of his vids and enjoy them a lot. :funny:

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      Oh ok then, idk why I thought you hated him :Laugh: But that's good to hear :funny: 

  15. How do you guys feel about cartoon fans saying that "Adult Swim Jr." should be an actual thing, but with "more mature kids cartoons like Infinity Train". I think they're being ridiculous. First off, I found Infinity Train to be garbage, plus it takes a few years until a show gets greenlit, such as OK K.O for example (Pilot came out 2013, show came out 2017). Second, WHY would AS have a children's block when you have Cartoon Network BEING AS's CREATOR AND APPEALS TO CHILDREN. Screw your serialized cartoons. I'm all for them but a lot of them (especially CN's) stop being good or they're poorly-executed.

    Adult Swim had a bumper last year about how "AS Jr." was coming next Spring, so I feel this could've possibly been why people started talking about it.

    It's probably going to be this year's April Fools joke, and I'm going to laugh my butt off at the people who want this to be a thing.

    /rant

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      That made me look harsh, I apologize. Again, I love plot-driven shows... but I agree, the overbearing demand of them is annoying. It annoys me even more when people see a comedy and then most of the time people keep complaining about it and won't shut up about it.

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I also don't see the point of Adult Swim Jr. happening or being hyped up when CN had already created a path for more mature cartoons like Adventure Time, Regular Show, Generator Rex, Sym-Bionic Titan, etc. since long ago. CN seems to be changing its course, but I think the network is still keeping up with their tactic of having a broader audience. If Infinity Train ends up anywhere, it might as well be on CN's core schedule (or on Netflix alongside the upcoming Twelve Forever series, that is if CN decides not to make room for it.)

    4. MMM

      MMM

      Adult Swim Jr. is almost definitely a joke

  16. can we all take a moment to appreciate Future's verse on King's Dead

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Can we all take a moment to appreciate King’s Dead in general?

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Can we all take a moment?

    4. Cha

      Cha

      can we all take on me (take on me) ?

  17. I'm currently watching an episode of Teen Titans GO! It's so much better than that show with people who have no talent and probably hate animation called "Teen Titans GO"! :rolleyes: Enough said! ;)

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Half of one is more than enough

    4. KarateSponge

      KarateSponge

      watch my new video please 1 view isn't enough i need the ego boost

  18. June seems to be a big month for album releases this year. Kanye, Panic! At the Disco, Melody's Echo Chamber, Prefuse 73, Gorillaz, Brokencyde... this is gonna be a fun month for me.

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I heard. Will give it a listen out of curiosity

    3. kev

      kev

      new yeezy album w kid cudi next week be there !!

    4. KarateSponge
  19. Lol. Guess what episode my current avatar is from

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    2. WinterArcanine

      WinterArcanine

      Life with Maggot WHO IS A BUNNY NOW

    3. RD Rockruff

      RD Rockruff

      T.U.F.F. Puppy

    4. Goobz

      Goobz

      Bunnyscpunsch Wunnypunsch

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