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  1. If I EVER hear #selfie again, there will be blood.

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    2. CyanideFishbone
    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      It's just a bad joke. I've learned that bad joke songs are just like bad jokes. They'll disappear from the subconscious in due time. #Selfie is just another bad joke song along the lines of Shoes. Not funny but not harmful.

    4. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      Im pretty sure the guy who made Birdemic tried to make it good @wumbo

  2. Ok, I have officially given up on Doug Walker. Fuck that Matrix review was horrible.

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    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      The worst part about that whole thing actually wasn't the nitpicks; it was the storyline it had that drove me up the wall

    3. travisplatypus

      travisplatypus

      I thought that was the best part of the review.

  3. BE COOL ABOUT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIARE SAFE-TY

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      HONEY, WHY IS THE BABY ON FIRE?

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Also, "4:20 AM"... I lol'd

    4. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      THEN YOU'LL BE A REEEEAALLLL SUPERHERO

  4. Nice, nobody's at turntable.

  5. GOOD ONE BUBSY

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I hate Rob Paulsen's voice.

    3. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      HEY YOU WANNA BE A CAST MEMBER ON SAPURRDAY NIGHT LIVE? I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE THE MEOWST OF IT

    4. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      @Prez WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WONG

  6. When I grow up, I want to be

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    2. Cha
    3. OWM

      OWM

      john cena

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      seriously SpongeBob's #1 Fan do you just go on drunken liking tirades

  7. why do i keep confusing marilyn monroe for marilyn manson

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    2. kev
    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      because it's meant to be a mish mash between marilyn monroe and charles manson; the beautiful and ugly side of american culture

  8. hello my name is jimmy pop and i'm a dumb white guy

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    2. Fat Lenny

      Fat Lenny

      i don't know mofo if your peeps be talking, givin' props to my ho 'coz she fly

    3. Fat Lenny

      Fat Lenny

      the bloodhound gang are a serious guilty pleasure of mine

    4. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      But i can take the heat cuz im the other white meat known as kid funky fried

  9. Is the Fritz movie on Netflix FTC or Nine Lives?

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      it's nine lives...they have the wrong poster. either way both movies are great so it's a win-win situation

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I still can't believe the local exchange was selling FTC dvd's in the kids section. At least I can say I bought an X-rated movie without having to show my age.

    3. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Lol the kids section? Surprised they haven't been sued yet.

  10. I WON DA LOTTERY AGAIN

    1. box

      box

      That shall be remedied.

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      FRONT PAGE STORY: Cure to winning the lottery discovered by Idiot Transit Advisor

    3. Space Cowboy
  11. "Even Fidel Castro, a longtime Coca-Cola drinker, contributed to the backlash, calling New Coke a sign of American capitalist decadence. Goizueta's own father expressed similar misgivings to his son, who later recalled that it was the only time the older man had agreed with Castro, whose rule he had fled Cuba to avoid."

    that is an actual, direct quote from Wikipedia's article on New Coke

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      more proof that fidel castro is always right

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Fidel Castro will always be remembered for his love of Coca-Cola

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl
  12. he has no style

    1. OWM

      OWM

      he has no grace

    2. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      this kong is a fucking disgrace

    3. OWM

      OWM

      he can handstand when he needs to

  13. But i'm a crepe

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I'm a weird dough

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I doughnut belong here

  14. michael jackson bad

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      michael jackson dead

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I keep her running back and forth, soccer team

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      michael jordan good

  15. i guess i didn't know

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Didn't know what

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I'M NAIVE LOL

    3. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      @Clappy getting busy child

  16. 1JPqlHm.png

    is he right?

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      the gallagher brothers are punk rock in the same way a toddler throwing a tantrum is punk rock

      are the aliens gettin' to ya tom

    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      one punk rock wannabe calling another "punk rock"?

      seems legit

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      You know, I don't believe that anybody feels the way Tom DeLonge does about him now.

  17. Who wants to bet what position Breadwinners will appear on Clappy's end of year list of the top ten worst tv shows of the year?

    1. President Squidward
    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      But that would require me to actually watch Breadwinners...which I don't plan on.

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      If I were to overrate it as the worst thing ever, #1. Casual Steel would say somewhere between #8-#5.

  18. RIP Keith Emerson... what is 2016's fetish with killing classic rock stars

    1. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Just when I thought this crap was over...rest in peace to him.

    2. The Guy With the Computer
  19. Holy crap I just found out China IL got cancelled

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      aww man, that show was great

    2. Cha
  20. YOUR GAME IS SO ESEY

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      So esey that you misspelled easy

    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      ^I think the reason for the misspelling is because he's referencing this...

      Actually, a really funny video. XD

  21. Got some new CDs today: Rush's "2112", Deadmau5's "> album title goes here <" and Weezer's Blue Album

    1. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      I fucking love Blue Album. Top 20 album material for me. 

    2. Sweat

      Sweat

      2112's absolutely great, and Weezer should be good too. I've only listened to Pinkerton so I'm not 100% sure :P

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      you legitimately can't tell if this is serious or not

      I think you need to give yourself one of those "missed the point" awards son

    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      It's not serious. Still, that phase I was going through back then...it haunts me even to this day.

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