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  1. Sauce Mama

    Woo, I'm thirsty. *pulls out huge pitcher of lemonade* This is an EXTREME thirst!

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Since it's February, you must be really thirsty apparently.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      EX....TTTRREEEEMMMEEE!!!

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      jesters werent around for april fools day. the job has been burned aay by i'd say the 1400's cha.

  2. Sauce Mama

    I... I.... YOU WHAT?! You asked for a couple of ice cubes, BUT I ONLY PUT IN ONE!! HAHAHAHAHA!

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      FINE! I'LL JUST TAKE IT OUT,SSJWARD!

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      hehehe really funny ssj! really funny!

  3. Sauce Mama

    Daylight savings time. I move my clock an hour ahead. That means it's midnight. It also means I lose an hour of sleep. Great.

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    2. sbl

      sbl

      lol me too

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      So THAT is why I woke up at 9 today.... lol

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      And OMJ, you are so lucky >:(

  4. Sauce Mama

    I'm so happy. Cha is my orange buddy now. #OrangeAnns

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      #OrangeAnnforlife

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Can I be your Saucenese buddy?

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Welcome to the club Cha. :P

  5. Sauce Mama

    IT'S FALL BREAK! :D

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      What is it about fall that makes us so happy? The autumn breezy nights? The intoxicating aroma of a pumpkin pie? The hypnotic sound of a kid whining about going back to school?

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      never had it

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      wha D:

  6. Sauce Mama

    When in doubt, bat yer lashes.

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    2. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      and flies away with them.

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      FAKER WITH DEM LASHES!

    4. Cha

      Cha

      Don't tell me what to do.

  7. Sauce Mama

    Happy National Donut Day

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      7-11 should've sold their glazed donuts for free today

    3. kev

      kev

      yay

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      Donuts FTW

  8. Sauce Mama

    I'm in love..................with this new skin

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Sauce is clearly in love with me tho.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I love you both very dearly, you should know that!

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      you do?

      *sniff*

  9. Sauce Mama

    TRAP LORD

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    2. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      A$AP $auce

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Hell yes. I think I'll change my name to that.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      nvm it won't let me use the dollar sign x(

  10. Sauce Mama

    i liek sleeping in

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      oh debbie

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      i liek sleeping out

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      yucky

  11. Sauce Mama

    I had a dream that you guys banned me for no reason haha

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I had that too except I was banned from real life too it was odd

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      CAN I BE BANNED, MR KRABS

    4. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Get back to work me boy.

  12. Sauce Mama

    My room is infested with ants. They always come after the rain since it's been raining these past couple days. I am beyond pissed.

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    2. OWM

      OWM

      Set up those weird glue traps that have bait in them.

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      you mean super glue? @TOWM

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      And mine is infested with cockroaches. Too poor to afford to call the exterminator.

  13. Sauce Mama

    Hey guys come to Dapper Day at Disneyland on March 1st, we can meet up! :D

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Well if I lose my job, I don't see why not.

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      If only I lived over there it would be possible.

    4. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      don't you mean Dipper Day :smirk: @Sauce

  14. Sauce Mama

    That thing's green. AHAHAHAHA! GREEN! HAHAHA!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      HEY is that one PURPLE? PURPLE is my FAVORITE COLOR!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Hey this isn't half better. HEY WORLD, Pretty Patties is the best idea EVER.

    4. Sweat

      Sweat

      *scene to Mr. Krabs watching a soap opera*

  15. Sauce Mama

    I don't need your handouts! IM AN ADULT!!

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      I'M NOT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      MAN! WHAT I LOOK LIKE? A CHARITY CASE?

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      i love you guys

  16. Sauce Mama

    Does anyone else watch Atlanta or is it just me?

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Might as well check it out.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Yes it's fantastic!

    4. JCM

      JCM

      Atlanta is the greatest. Donald Glover hasn't missed a beat since Community.

  17. Sauce Mama

    I'm off to Disneyland for two days and then Mammoth Mountain for three days. Later sk8rs. #SpringBreak

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Have fun! :D You should check out the Disney Tsum Tsum plushes while you're there.

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      have a great time, Sauce

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      @President Squidward I did! I got my brother a mini Clone Trooper tsum tsum :3

  18. Sauce Mama

    Watching Spongebob while extremely  drunk is the most fantastic experience lmaoooo

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      yeah. I never plan to drink. I already get headaches, no need for extra headaches. :P

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      What were you drinking :smirk: 

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I was mixing shit like rum and tequila....why I did that I'll never know. But we were at my cousins house and I was sleeping over so I knew I could get drunk and not have to worry about anything lmao

  19. Sauce Mama

    Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya!

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      okay, I think you've had enough.

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      tumblr_m427easO1C1qepij6o5_r2_250.gif

    4. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      so, tequila? 

  20. Sauce Mama

    Thoughts on Ariana's new album?

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    2. kylie

      kylie

      really really disliked the pharrel-produced tracks

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      It’s such a frustrating album.  I like, hell even love my fair share of songs from this, but there are so many bafflingly bad songs that are some of the worst she’s ever done.  As middle of the road of an album as possible.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I like Pharrell and all, but i really wish he hadn't helped her with this album. I love sweetener and get well soon thooooo

  21. Sauce Mama

    i realize i make at least one spongebob reference a day either in my head or out loud. is that unhealthy? ?

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    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      no, because i do the same thing!

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Quite contrary, you are healthier than most people by this alone !

    4. JCM

      JCM

      yes

  22. Sauce Mama

    bird law

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Okay, well...........filibuster.

    3. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      Vic Vinegar and Hugh Honey

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      @spongebob sucks lmao oh my god YES xD

  23. Sauce Mama

    Just got an email about an attempted kidnapping right in front of my high school. It was a girl my age but luckily she got away. Now there's this whole sheriff safety warning. *chills*

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Sick people nowadays. Stay strong and always be too smart for strangers.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Thank you guys. I would never go out alone anyways.

    4. box

      box

      THESE PEOPLE THESE DAYS... Corrupt. Stay safe.

  24. Sauce Mama

    Ohhhhh what to do...what to do...

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Oh sigh, oh sob.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      What we do every night. Take over the world!

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      .... Our world!

  25. Sauce Mama

    Happy National Ice Cream Day!! Have a scoop on me!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Did somebody say FREE ICECREAM?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Well I didn't say free- Ahhh what the heck, FREE ICE CREAM FOR EVERBODY!

    4. box

      box

      National Ice Cream Day? Oh heck yeah.

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