Clappy

Speaking of the music video, what is it even trying to convey? Am I supposed to pass off Adam dimension hopping by using a scorpion to wake up a girl in a casket, turning a woman's face into a McDonald's secret sauce, and diving into the deep abyss from his bathtub while having intercourse fully clothed as art? Oh wait, this music video concept of Adam wandering around the spirit world WAS ALREADY USED FOR THE BAND'S PREVIOUS VIDEO.

all I gotta say is any piece of media that involves Adam Levine getting repeatedly injured is okay by me

The end of the video does confirm that Adam Levine is CGI now.  Only adding fuel to the fire of current Maroon 5 songs being created by a computer program and not an actual band.

rainbow pedo man has two songs to choose from

Eenie meenie miney mo

BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UHH

as long as you don't say that every other animated film brought up is better than Fly Me to the Moon, I'll take it.

orange you glad i didn't say banana

Steel Sponge, you've got a deal!

Sorry about your laptop. I hope that you get a really good new one.

RIP =/

I'm back!

Rest in peace to him.

RIP

That sucks SO much! He was like, the last actor from the Golden Age of acting!

the next lyric

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good! Started causin' trouble in ma neighborhood!

I got in one lil' fight and my mom got scared! She said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!

go visit him ))))

Get that autograph now boy.

I'd nerd out.

I got knocked down to the 18th place.

I'm so used to having like 18,000 posts on SBM that seeing 3,000 posts on SBC feels so noobish

It's a good representation on how integral Games was on SBC during 2012-2013, I suppose.

The Simpsons has been going on for a long time and I can see why the crew really got tired of making these episodes and just lost passion mostly. Same for Family Guy, except it really seems like it's so desperate to die, it makes itself as unwatchable and mean-spirited as possible, so people could stop watching. That's just how I see, sigh. If only FOX would let the creators make their decision and end their shows. Right now, Seth is making a new show and isn't even interested in Family Guy anymore, same with Matt Groening, who is gonna make a Netflix show, from what I've heard.

let's just have another crossover where all the characters from both shows get struck by a meteor and die

Family Die

I actually submitted my reviews for Pan and Fan4stic since those were two of my strongest ones for recent films.

woohoo, Claps. Good luck man. Your reviews are amazing and you deserve this job.

yas clapper get that money boo 

For sure, it'll blow up....only for it to drop significantly after a few weeks because female pop song purge.

With all seriousness, the top 20 could really use a song like "Delicate." Although, I'd say the best single I've heard from reputation, despite being promotion only, is "Call It What You Want."

"End Game" is also a guilty pleasure for me, if I might add.

haven't heard delicate but i doubt it can surpass the greatness of look what you made me do

It's different than the rest and definitely a huge step up, wouldn't say it should be at the top of the charts but at least I can't deny it being respectable.

@Burgerpants but Batman v Superman had piss in a jar, MARTHA, "do you bleed?" and an awkward Lex Luthor.

• i actually didn't even realize that was actually a jar of pee on my first watch, and if i did i would probably make jokes about it very loudly in the theater
• by the time of the martha scene, i got so detached from what i was watching i just sat on my seat thinking "wow, there are writers who actually got paid for this".
• haha, i admit that was pretty good
• yeah, jesse was fuckin awful in this weirdly fascinating way... but he was also the only thing in the movie that kept me watching, otherwise i probably would've left sometime in the middle of it

if you're wondering, my thoughts on the other DC movies go as follows:

Oh wow.

It’s hard for me to ignore them because of JK Rowling’s involvement and I’ve been eating up anything Rowling does with the Harry Potter universe because of my dedicated fandom.  The Fantastic Beasts films have been testing my patience.

I have no familiarity with the HP series but from an outsider look JK Rowling is.... yikes

whoa

Hurray!

Nvm, we finally got Earthlink installed. ALthough, granted I lol'd OMJ Hoover.

The top of my skull. And some hair and skin. But I'm not really thinking about anything. I'll think about thinking in the meantime so I can share my thoughts.

A penny for your thoughts...

A quarter?

Welcome back Grub!

Congrats man, I also went to Canada during vacation.

Welcome back to the land of the free!

Bring in the dancing lobsters.

Sauna.

The time has come to find an heir, my lord.

They should make you honorary town rookie of the day.

♪For he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookie.♪

♪For he's a jolly good *throws Clappy in air* roooooooookie!♪

Holy shit fuck spank my ass and call me Master Bates

Holy masterpaints.

If only Thy Idiot Plankyomonor saw this (I hope he did)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT? WHAT? NONONONONO!!!!

RIP.

Quite simple. I am working 12:30-9. Then I get a break. Then I do the overnight pricing shift. Then I get another break. Then I work 5-1:30. I'm probably missing a few breaks in between, but yeah.

My sister in a dermatology residency does not even work that hard, wtf.

ew work sucks

Good night Sauce.

Good night Lastexplodingguy

Good night Maxwell.

Clapples,how can I get a background customation because i can't change my background.

Check your inbox.

Hopefully you'll get sleep again after looking at..

Will Smith Fish. *shudders*

django unchained man

Yeah, get on Django.

I've heard nothing but good things about Django. If I were you I'd go see that...

*turns green with jealousy*

You can take an 8 hour round trip and come visit me here in the Southern Tier

You can take an 8 hour round trip and come visit me here in the Southern Tier