Webizoid Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I'll go against anybody. Heck, I don't even care if I lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Naw man, Xiaolin Showdown! First one to drop the beat wins! GONG HEE TEMPAI! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Naw man, Xiaolin Showdown! First one to drop the beat wins! GONG HEE TEMPAI! I'll wager my Monkey Staff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I think it pretty much has to be Spicer vs. TrophyStealer now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Drag vs TrophyStealer anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I still say Me and Shin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shin Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I still say Me and Shin 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Drag vs TrophyStealer anyone? not a bad idea. i dont care who i'm up or if i lose. i care if i'm put as weak (which i'm not) unless i'm out of good ideas in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 This is the lulziest comments to a spin-off I've ever read. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 This is the lulziest comments to a spin-off I've ever read. Some people just don't know when to stop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 so are new episodes updated weekly or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Nug Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 Episode 2: Aya v.s Shinya Shin and Aya are sitting in the xat park playing cards at night. Shin: Yo, Aya. Aya: Mhm? Shin: We both have equal amounts of swag, right? Aya: I think I might have a teensy bit more, tbh Shin: Nah, I think I have the most swag. Aya: Nope. Shin: Well, we’ve gotta find a way to settle this. Aya: We could have a Rap Showdown to prove who’s the best over at the fountain. *the two walk over to the fountain, where a crowd is gathered* Shin: Yo, Nuggets, we heard you do rap battles. Nuggets: You heard right. Shin: Me and Aya want one! Go, start it up hun~ Nuggets: K. Who goes first? Aya: Shin, obvi. Nuggets: Alright, Shin, go! *swag beat begins playing as Nuggets DJ’s, crowd cheers* Shin: What it do, baby boo, I’m about to break it down ABAP versus KPOP- I swag up, you mess around. I’m pretty cool with CD, tho’ I ain’t no Dorky Guy, Got swag like Ex, unlike Darkstar, I’m fly. Heh, did you get it? Did you get my Darkstar pun? What’s that? Didn’t think so. You already know I've won. I’m Sean Muscles Salvatera, and you know I’m goin’ hard I’m mischievous and devious, like an Asian Simpson, Bart. Your raps are pretty cheesy, but there’s no need to whine You just lost the showdown- And the Shen Gong Wu are mine. *crowd claps* Nuggets: Yo, that was good, dawg, but Aya could have something up her sleeve, you never know! Go Aya! Aya: Yo. It’s time to Gong Yi Tanpai, the showdown’s just begun And I can tell that beatin’ you down’s gonna be ten tons of fun. My lyrics are like punches, eruptin’ through your body The crowd watches, and they say “Aya’s gonna win.” Obvi. So you’re Sean Muscles, man, they call me “ABAP BABY” I’m such a baller, that there's no chance you'll win- Not even a "maybe". I’m a modifier, I change the game, I’ll win the game, you’ll see Because lettin’ you win this battle’s just 2spooky4me So, yeah it’s over, I got there first, you’re behind me if life’s a race I won the showdown, got the Wu, Shen Yi BuDare in your face! BALLIN Nuggets: So, who won? Aya: Yo nuggets shut up we're watching a ray sipe video right now === Who won? Who's next? COMMENT BELOW SBC RAP BATTLES YEAH GROOSE 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 "Because lettin’ you win this battle’s just 2spooky4me" best line in the entire rap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I'm pretty sure Aya won that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Aya won and then Gaston dropped a beat for the remix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 The Eye of Dashi goes to the Heylin Side 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 i just knew that aya's rap would involve something like gong yi tenpai before i read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Here's the next battle, guest-written by me! === Episode 3: AQUA V. JCM Nuggets is looking over the potential candidates for next week's rap battle when JCM appears behind him. JCM: Nuggets! I challenge you...to a rap battle! Nuggets: Ha! Are you kidding me? I created the rap battle, fool! JCM: What are you? Afraid that you'll lose? Nuggets: I ain't afraid of nothin'! Except spiders. JCM: Then come on! Give it your best shot! *A crowd of SBC members gather around Nuggets and JCM. Nuggets takes a deep breath and starts* Nuggets: JCM, whitest black dude I ever known With your pair of khaki shorts and your dubstep ringtone So oblivious to everything You still think Dubya is our president You're so pathetic I bet you skip school to stay home and watch your favorite series, Barney and Friends Ex: Ooh! Nuggets: And your lack of swagger, it's hilarious If you think that you can beat this, *bangs chest* you're delirious I'm the Chuck Norris of SBC, the master of RB Back out now, or I'll give you the hurt so bad, you'll end up in e-mer-gen-cy! So what are you waiting for? Forfeit! Weird Al and Roger Ebert won't be here to help you out when I knock you out of orbit *Nuggets drops his microphone, and the crowd goes wild* Nuggets: What do you have to say to that? JCM: I've heard better. Nuggets: Oh, really? Let's see what you can bring to the table. *The crowd goes silent as JCM picks up the microphone and clears his throat* JCM: Whether you're known as Aquatic Nuggets, Jibbix or Swifty McQuickness There's one thing we can agree on Your names are freakin' ridiculous Think I don't got any swagger? Think you can get all up in my mind cloak and dagger? Yo, I've served tons of posers before you And I can assure you that I'll serve some after Idiot Box: *eating popcorn* This is getting goood. JCM: You ain't ballin' I'll punch you in the stomach, leave you crawlin' And your knowledge of storyboard directors Won't protect ya I got ladies everywhere Reserved for JC, mod extraordinaire What do you got? You sniveling little snot Mess with me, I'll bury you And leave you to rot What! === Who won? Who's next? Comment below! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 AN obviously won. whoevers next is not my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 AN obviously won. obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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