So Sejima Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 obviously yes, obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Young Nug Posted January 30, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2014 SBC Rap Battles is back and stuff Episode 4: Clappy v.s Lil Wayne Clappy and Jjs are sitting at the Xat Fountain, when Clappy hears a shout. ???: ITS YUNG MOOLA BABEE Clappy: …oh god no Lil Wayne steps into the Xat, escorted by Drake and Birdman. Everyone looks at him. Lil Wayne: Aye, Drake, you sure this the right place? Drake: Uh…I don’t know, Weezy. This is Tennessee, right? Clappy: No, this is SBC. Drake starts crying. Lil Wayne: Drake, it’s okay man- Drake: NO!!! Drake runs away into the night crying. Clappy: Classic Drake. What a baby. Lil Wayne: Yo, you insultin’ my homie Drizzy? Clappy: I guess I am, Lil Lame. The crowd gasps and begins to gather. Lil Wayne glares at Clappy. Lil Wayne: I guess it’s time ta school you, boi. Anybody got some sick beats they wanna drop? The crowd turns and looks at Nuggets at his DJ Post, eating a sandwich. He looks up. Nuggets: What? Clappy: Drop a beat or something! Nuggets: K. Nuggets presses play and some manufactured T-Minus beat starts playing. Lil Wayne starts smoking and turns on his autotune. Nuggets: Who goes firs- Lil Wayne: IT’S YOUNG TUNECHI BABY Nuggets: …Alright then. Lil Wayne: Uh, what’s up, I’m here to do it Weezy F. Baby on the track, I’m the truest Even if you say I’m lame, I’m really deeper than it seems And don’t you call me Freddy Krueger, or I’mma kill you in ya dreams And I can’t say the N-Word, cuz this is a kids site But I just had a party and Claps did not get an invite And I’m always on ya, you could call me jacket The secret to my fame, it has a code, you’ll never crack it And Clappy you so wack, n’ Stop makin’ a racket Every time that I see your face, I must attack it And I be spittin’, you silent like a mouse So corny, the human embodiment of Full House, Tunechi. *crowd ooohs* Nuggets:…Well, uh. If my ears don’t deceive me, Wayne just dropped a verse that um….Wasn’t horrible for the first time in about 2 years. Can Clappy top it? Clappy: Oooh, Nugs, you bet. Weezy F. Baby? The F’s for counterfeit. Not a single thing about you is original, One of my least favorite individuals. But this is to butter you up. You think I’m nice? Think twice. Cause I’m cold, yet I burn, like my name was Dry Ice! You bust up on the scene and shoot, but Wayne, I’m quicker, You live up to your name, Lil Wayne; I’m bigger You always talk about these murders and how your finger’s on the trigger Hope it doesn’t backfire- Cause then I’ll be a gravedigger. You’ll never be great again- What the hell was Carter 4? Admit it Wayne, you’re nothing but a sizzled-out bore. Lil Wayne: Well, Clappy, that was pretty good but- *Lil Wayne starts foaming at the mouth and having a syrup seizure* Nuggets: He needs to get that checked. === Who won? Who do you want to see battle next? 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Obviously I won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Sex Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 ACS vs the haters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Young Nug Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 we back at it again boiiii Episode 5: Hayden v.s 70s Hayden is sitting in the Xat, being his general self ( ), hamming it up, when suddenly, Dylan walks in. Dylan: Yeah, bro. It's so great to have you back again. 70s: Yeah, I am pretty great. Hayden: *groan* 70s: Oh, if it isn't my old friend, Hay! Hayden: If it isn't my old worst enemy, 70s. 70s: Worst enemy? Hayden, we were great friends! Hayden: Dude what's wrong with you i literally hate you literally half of the site hated you 70s: Nuh-uh! Suddenly some bass heavy beat from Meek Mill's surprisingly 8/10 album begins playing. Hayden and 70s turn around. 70s: Black kid? What are you doing? Nuggets: You guys are about to rap battle in a minute. 70s: No, we're not. We're going to settle this like men. Hayden: Yeah. Plus, I don't even like rap- Nuggets: You're gonna rap battle and you're gonna f**cking like it, 70s and Hayden agree to rap. Hayden: So do I go- 70s: Me first Hayden: 70s: Alright, ummmm. Hayden, why'd you do this? We both know you won't win So I guess I gotta insult you, again and again You're just a manchild - you watch Gravity Falls! And that'd be ok man, except...You got no balls. Remember that girl? Kali? Dude, you're such a fool Look everyone, its Hay, reporting live, from Preschool! You're like a bad TV show - you need a re-tool And you disgust me, you're slimier than baby drool I'm 70s! Amazing! The hero of the sight! You're like a pitch black painting, I'm a beacon of light Like the black kid says, you're nothing but trash, Saw you the other day chillin' with Squidward's Bold and Brash So. Hop in that can, and get outta here man, I'm not an admin anymore, but you can still catch a ban. Whew. The whole crowd watches as Hayden looks up at 70s. Nuggets offers him a hankerchief, but Hayden knocks it down. Hayden: No. Just drop me a beat. Nuggets drops a beat. Hayden: Alright... Was gonna go easy on you, but here we are You and I both know you took it way too far. So I will too. I'm cool, like RegiIce And now I'm about to go in on your entire fake life So, uh, how's Prudence? How's Sara? The fam? Oh, that's right! It was all just an elaborate sham! Man. I may watch kid shows, But believe me, I'm a man. In fact, I'll take some blows On you. Lyrically. Man, I go extra hard You think you got me? I'll roast you harder than Charizard. I hate your existence. You strut around, like you're the best Your username's 70 because that's the highest you ever made on a test! I can't deal with you getting away with no karma You're not my favorite show, but your life's a total drama You're ridonculous! And although I like this beat, it's bumpin' We're done here. Go drive your car into a river or something. The crowd goes insane for about 4 minutes, and we know that because Hayden counted every individual second. 70s glares at him. 70s: bruh it was a joke chill fam dylan im leaving Dylan: Dude, you just got here 70s: You should honestly be used to this by now -who won who's next yeah everything else 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 "go drive your car into a river or something" SAVAGE AF I LOVE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Your username's 70 because that's the highest you ever made on a test! That has to be one of the best insults I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 oh my goodness these are hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 That has to be one of the best insults I've ever read. it was pretty clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongy272 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Wow ;D These raps are sick! Reminds me a lot of ERB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Nug Posted May 1, 2016 Author Share Posted May 1, 2016 i can't write consistently to save my life but hey it's back indefinitely Episode 6: Clappy v.s Drake (Views on iTunes and Apple Music go buy it now it's pretty ok) Clappy is chilling with Cha and Hayden at the Xat Fountain. It's like 4 AM. Hayden is listening to Take Care and crying over some girl who broke his heart hard af, when suddenly, Drake pulls up. Drake: Hey, white guy! Clappy: Who are you calling white guy, racially ambiguous Jewish Canadian Guy with N-word privileges? Drake: I hope you think you're funny, with your overly specific language. I'm here to get revenge on you Clappy. You made me cry last time, and I won't stand for it! Clappy: Dude that was like 10 years ago Drake: 10? Really? Clappy: it just feels like that because Nuggets is a lazy piece of garbage. It's more like 4- Drake: don't talk to me like I'm that drake from 4 years ago I'm in a higher place Clappy groans. Clappy: Nuggets, will you- Nuggets: please god hurry up and finish so I can go back to sleep i have a life too drake go first Nuggets samples some Aretha Franklin record and reverses it and adds some drums to it. Drake: Oooh. I feel it. Alright, this that "I spit it super true" flow Got a bad ting, you a really lame dude though I be stacking cash, got that presidential character You post on a site that seems to worship cartoon characters OVO, and this place, both belong to me, see Turn into my place, I'm calling it 6BC And now you really got me going back to back You think me got me good so I came back for Clap No, I am not Future but I run the trap Run up on my goons, then its- BAP, BAP, BAP And... *Drake starts singing* I just really don't know, why you had to do me like that (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) I'm so emotional, you didn't have to make me sad (whoaaaa, whoa-whoa) And all I really need, more than the stars above Is love.... *Drake wipes a single tear from his face, then coughs* But again, run up on my goons, they'll leave your brains on the rug. Drizzy Drake, man, I do it so mean I'm runnin' all seasons, 'specially Summer 16 You're childish, so SBC is like a box of Trix. Should've stuck with me. We coulda ran through the 6. (six-six-six-six) The crowd oohs and ahhs and fawns over Drake, who smiles through his beard at a scowling Clappy. Clappy clicks that beat up even harder and drops bars. Clappy: Oh, so you wanna take it there? It won't be the same after this, so you better take care Of everything that you love, but I promise, you'll thank me later Once you've lost a battle to SBC's greatest debater. Sure, I watch SpongeBob, you've got that right But I don't make simp songs for my ex-girls at night You're sad, Drizzy. You're overcome with spite And don't get mad now, boy, you know that I'm right Six, six, six, six, that's the number that you rep But SBC's my home, and a better one, I bet You don't own SBC, we own you - call ya "Class Pet" You look sick, dog, is it time to call the vet? And if your life on the outside, seems so nice and lovely How come every song's saying "Why can't this girl love me "? Don't even talk to me, I'm so far beyond ya I'm not the type of guy who'd EVER lose Rihanna Me v.s the Raptors, I'm winning, man, I'm super scoring Drake's the type of dude to get owned by a man on a SpongeBob forum So it's over. Liked you when you were on Degrassi and fat. I took a break from SBC, now it's back to that (nugs-nugs-nugs-nugs) The crowd goes wild, everyone is literally on fire. Drake watches as everyone pats Clappy on the back and a single tear falls from his eyes. Clappy looks at Drake. Drake: It didn't have to be like this, Clappert. Clappy: I'm sorry Drake. I know. Drake: But do they know? Clappy nods. Clappy: Oh, they know. They know, they know, they know.... Drake smiles and turns to leave until next time dun dun dun -who won who lost who's next who's got broads in atlanta whew (panda) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bada Bing Nuggets said: And if your life on the outside, seems so nice and lovely How come every song's saying "Why can't this girl love me "? That's as good a point as any. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 All the Drake references were priceless. Good job, Nugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 My pool is bigger than Drake's. Drizzy's pool is nice, but mine is bigger is what I'm saying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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