Popular Post Young Nug Posted March 24, 2013 Popular Post Posted March 24, 2013 Written By Aquatic Nuggets (and maybe Ex), we take you on a journey through SBC and it's Rap Battle-y adventures at the Xat Fountain. This isn't meant to insult anyone, it's all in good fun. Episode 1: Prince Darkstar V.S ExKizuna Ex sits at a table talking to Elastic, when ACS walks over. ACS: Yo, PunkKizuna. Elastic: Whoawhoawhoa ACS, too far man. Ex: I should deck you in the face, ACS- Aquatic Nuggets: But wouldn't you rather smack him lyrically? Ex, ACS and Elastic: Huh? Nuggets: Well, I just bought this DJ equipment, we should put it to use. You and ACS should rap battle! Ex: Alright, let's do it. *everyone moves to the fountain, Nuggets sets up Swaggy Brand Swag DJ equipment* Nuggets: Who goes first? Ex: ACS can. Those with no swag always go first. ACS: Pfft. Drop a sick beat for me, Nuggets. *Nuggets writes the words "sick beat" on an egg and drops it on the ground* ACS: ....Not exactly what I meant, but alright. Let's go. Yo, Ex, word up, on you, I'm about to go insane, Punch you up, beat you down, then barrel roll just like a plane. Swag? I don't need it, I'm just way too cool Unlike you- Alikeez Might? What's that about? You're a fool. You see, you're on the floor, while I fly above, in the sky People look up and say "Hey, ACS is flying! Lemmee try!" *crowd begins to gather* But they can't, I'm too high! But no, not like Wiz Khalifa I don't smoke, but I got the most points; scorekeeper. Biff bam bow, my raps rip and burn, yet they strike true. Most Annoying Member on SBC? I think that'd be you. Crowd: Oooh! Nuggets: Whoa now, that was surprisingly tight!Can Ex come back with a Swaggin' Bomb, or will he be beaten by Super Swaggian ACS- ACS: Shut up about swag. Nuggets: ....Alright then, Ex, spit. Ex: Well, dude, alright, seems like you have me beat. Just kidding, you're ACS, the lamest geek I ever did see! You're JD, you're KFire, you're Madcatz, you're slow. You think you're cool, you think you're awesome, to that I say no. You came at me with a sick rap, to that I'll say "whoa". But then, y'know, it just fizzled out. Like you say, "Cool Story, Bro." You hate swag, 'cause you have none. Don't get angry, it's true. And I say this, as I sit on a fountain, chillin', eatin' fondue. So ACS, go back home, to the box in which you were living. I'm Ex, I'm out, and this is the care I'm not giving. Crowd: OOOH! Nuggets: Ooh, that was sick! *ACS faints* Nuggets: ....And ACS is literally sick it looks like. Oh well. === Who won? Who do you want to see battle next? Comment below! 15
Aya♥ Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) Ex by far won Edited June 5, 2018 by jjsthekid
Old Man Jenkins Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 I knew ACS' rap was gonna involve planes before I even got to it. 2
So Sejima Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 Ex won due to ACS having a heart attack, or something like Metal Snake in Jeopardy the Series episode 2. I wonder what you would do for a battle between teenj and hayden or else acidic and you. That sick beat part was a little bit funny. Keep up the good work! 1
Aya♥ Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 But Gaston isn't here. Are you blinded Double D Edd boy? 4
So Sejima Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 Are you blinded Double D Edd boy? Are you a blinded one who can't think up of something new?And there's no such thing as a Double D Edd boy in my zone, so just give up the thought.
Aya♥ Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 Are you a blinded one who can't think up of something new?And there's no such thing as a Double D Edd boy in my zone, so just give up the thought. I'm sorry, I do not comprehend with your grammar.
So Sejima Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 I'm sorry, I do not comprehend with your grammar. i'll put it in simple talk then so i dont make you confused this time. In my zone your things dont exist and i'm not the blind one. your thoughts are blinding you of what is true.
Aya♥ Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 i'll put it in simple talk then so i dont make you confused this time. In my zone your things dont exist and i'm not the blind one. your thoughts are blinding you of what is true. What the fuck are you even talking about? My former username was Gaston. That was why I said, No Doubt. You're making this into something that doesn't even matter. Let's just drop it here, mkay? 3
So Sejima Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 What the fuck are you even talking about? My former username was Gaston. That was why I said, No Doubt. You're making this into something that doesn't even matter. Let's just drop it here, mkay? all i'm saing is Gaston is technically not here. well okay even thought that could've been a battle without AN having to do anything, but ok i'll stop.
dragiiin123 Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 YOYOYOYO RAP BATTLE RIGHT HERE JACK SPICER VS TROPHY STEALER IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN 6
So Sejima Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 YOYOYOYO RAP BATTLE RIGHT HERE JACK SPICER VS TROPHY STEALER IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN NO UNFORTUNATLY JACK SPICER DOESNT FEEL LIKE RAPPING!
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