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  1. Nosferatu!

    taking my boating exam-- uh, drivers test tomorrow, help me nurse leslie

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Good luck. If it doesn't work, mind control who makes your exam. :plankton:

    3. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      Have fun! Good luck.

    4. Cha

      Cha

      gl :hearts:

  2. Nosferatu!

    this is the greatest day of my life

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    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      oh that SB quote :P

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      but is it the best day of your li-i-i-i-i-ife

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

  3. Nosferatu!

    you can buy me a burrito with some beans and rice but that won't get you into pants paradise 

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    2. Patty Rose

      Patty Rose

      Yay my old mod buddy's back! :D

    3. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      :D

    4. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      ayyy

  4. Nosferatu!

    ♪ Come on, let's find a way to be happy ♪

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      YES

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      plankton is happiness

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^^^

  5. Nosferatu!

    Here's to hoping my lack of A/C doesn't kill me tonight.

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      good luck dude

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      well actually its morning so hopefully you're safe and alive <3

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      thankfully I made it, although with hardly any sleep... but thanks, guys <3

  6. Nosferatu!

    Gotta love the stomach flu! Ugh...

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      here's to a speedy recovery

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      ew that sucks :(

    4. TheBigOcean

      TheBigOcean

      I hate getting sick it sucks

  7. Nosferatu!

    You see how wonderful life can be, when you're maniacal?

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      Whatever.

    3. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      Well, if it got me this ice cream, I like it! I found something!

    4. OWM

      OWM

      This guy gets it.

  8. Nosferatu!

    Plankton has his own gang in the new SB comic. I love everything.

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      YES! <3

    3. Cha

      Cha

      does he have a gang sign

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      no, but he has a really cool hat

  9. Nosferatu!

    I love the young people

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      :stinkeye: 

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      (smirk) 

    4. OWM

      OWM

      WE'LL SHOW YOU OLD MAN

  10. Nosferatu!

    might be taking a short hiatus here soon

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Good luck Katie <3

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      we'll miss you, but do what you gotta do. feel better <3

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Good luck with life. Be sure to visit.

  11. Nosferatu!

    kinda thinkin' about wrapping my time up here indefinitely... hmu for my (new) Skype/other forms of contact if ya still wanna keep in touch? in case you haven't noticed I'm really bad at posts like these :Laugh: 

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      At least we have Tumblr, and I think I have you on Twitter too :P Will miss you here though!

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      aww we'll miss you here. 

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      We never talked much, but will you still be on twitter if I ever do want to chat with you? :P 

      I will miss you and your godly art <333

  12. Nosferatu!

    Isn't that right, Janet?

    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      You bet, Marty!

    2. illiniguy34

      illiniguy34

      Janet? Marty?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

    3. kev

      kev

      Marty, I'm scared!

  13. Nosferatu!

    SpongeBob Comics are my life. I love 'em so much. <3

    1. Cha

      Cha

      ikr

    2. MMM

      MMM

      they're really good

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      I actually teared up a bit at #46... why's it gotta be so darn cute?!

  14. Nosferatu!

    Rest in peace, Wes Craven. Thanks for all the nightmares.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! :(

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      I know, I still can't believe it. :/

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Rest in peace to him.

  15. Nosferatu!

    Why are you so obsessed with my internal organs?

    1. Cha

      Cha

      EVERYONE STAND BACK, LOVE EMERGENCY. 

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      Loove?

    3. JakeFromStateFarm

      JakeFromStateFarm

      totally misread that o_o

  16. Nosferatu!

    Oh, the pain! I can't feel my arms and legs, I think they're broken!

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me t- wait

    2. OWM

      OWM

      IM SORRY GRAM GRAM

  17. Nosferatu!

    hey hef, ask me what time it is 

    1. Minty Car

      Minty Car

      tumblr_nfdjoh6lGX1tglg2co1_500.gif

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Adventure Time

    3. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Time to wash your hands after turning the page.

  18. Nosferatu!

    I must find someone who will go see the SpongeBob Musical with me again :norton: 

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      who did you go with you in Chicago?

    2. Minty Car

      Minty Car

      I'll come if you pay for all my expenses to get there :funny:

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      @SpongeOddFan I went with @Melt Man 

      @Wendy if I had the funds to do so, I would :funny: 

  19. Nosferatu!

    HEY PAL, GET YOUR BUNS OUT OF MY EYES

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      get your eyes out of my buns :stinkeye: 

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      how dare you? :stinkeye: 

    3. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      I have no idea what to say here.

  20. Nosferatu!

    tfw ya goin' to disney world in 55 days

    :rock:

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      take me with you :norton: 

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Have fun there <3

    3. Cha

      Cha

      have a good time, kadie :sbblink:

  21. Nosferatu!

    t-minus three weeks until i get to meet the love of my life and subsequently become a creature of the night :hehe2:

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      you;re going to see the broadway again?

      Also, you should post more often on SBC, and come to XAT :)

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      yes girl I'm so happy for you! Have fun with your man ;) 

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      @Dracula Phineas no, I'm meeting my favorite actor (the stud in my avatar) at a convention in Minneapolis :P  and sure, I'll try ;) 

      @Katwoman thanks!  :hearts: I'm so nervous haha

  22. Nosferatu!

    i can’t believe my coworkers are more supportive of me and my aspirations than my own mother is :ok2:

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      i'm sorry your mother doesn't support you as much but I'm happy that your coworkers are there for you. <3

    2. Cha

      Cha

      at least your coworkers care <3 I’m here whenever u need some extra support :ok2: 

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      thanks stud :hearts:

       

  23. Nosferatu!

    Hi, I'm Tyeam, and my voracious love for Plankton has caused me to get locked out of my work computer.

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      How could work matter with such an adorable avvie :P

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      Betrayed by the computer. Such irony :P

  24. Nosferatu!

    I hate days where I'm inexplicably sad. Today is one of those days. Blaaah!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      take all my hugs then http://img03.deviantart.net/b794/i/2013/356/3/4/big_hug_by_honey_puff-d6yvmpp.png

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      Plankton on the end... <3 thank you for blessing me with this sweetness

  25. Nosferatu!

    Did you see my underwear? ... Did you want to?

    1. Cha

      Cha

      *dennis goofy goober underwear*

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      precisely ;)

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